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4chan Is Running Out of Money and Martin Shkreli Wants To Buy It (theverge.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Verge: The infamous message board 4chan is struggling to stay afloat and will have to make changes to reduce costs, the site's owner wrote in a post on Sunday. "4chan can't afford infrastructure costs, network fee, servers cost, CDN and etc, now," writes Hiroyuki Nisimura, who bought the site from its founder last year. Nisimura says ads haven't been effective enough to support the site, nor have subscriptions offering additional features. "We had tried to keep 4chan as is. But I failed," Nisimura writes. "I am sincerely sorry." There are three options for 4chan to survive going forward, as far as Nisimura sees it: sell more subscriptions, include "much more" -- and potentially even malicious -- ads, or cut traffic to the site in half. That might be done by closing message boards, slowing down the site, or reducing the size of images that can be posted. Nisimura makes it sound bad (his post is titled "Winter is coming"), but he also proposes changes to save the site. Meanwhile, another infamous name -- Martin Shkreli -- says he's interested in buying 4chan; he's in touch with Nisimura, so maybe we'll see how that remarkably bad combination turns out. Martin Shkreli tweeted: "I'm open to joining the Board of Directors of 4Chan. @4chan." Not too long after, Hiroyuki Nisimura replied: "I have replied your DM. Thank you for supporting 4chan @MartinShkreli twitter.com/MartinShkreli/...."

254 comments

  1. inb4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    4chan could go from being cancer, to selling cancer drugs. How about that.

    1. Re: inb4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But 4chan's drugs cause cancer

    2. Re:inb4 by davester666 · · Score: 1

      So, 4chan would run ads for software the blocks 4chan....

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    3. Re: inb4 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The Shkreli is the person who should be subjected to 4chan day, night any all the time in between.

      You can bet your ass that THEN you will be seeing cheaper drugs!

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    4. Re: inb4 by silentcoder · · Score: 5, Funny

      So Shkrelli wants to have one company that causes cancer, so his other company have more people to sell overpriced cancer drugs to.

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    5. Re:inb4 by Frigga's+Ring · · Score: 1

      If we're going to judge a site by a portion of it's users, what do we say about certain Slashdot users and their toxic posts?

      As with any other site, 4chan has some problem posters, but it's also where I go to get ideas for the D&D campaign I run, where I discuss the TV shows I'm interested in, and where I get help with issues with my gaming computer. The vast majority of the site contains civil (though not always interesting) discourse. The biggest issue I run into is when someone asks repeatedly for the source of an image when it's listed in the filename or the bottom corner of the image I posted.

    6. Re:inb4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nismura didn't realize the "4chan Gold Account" was a joke.

    7. Re:inb4 by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was ignoring 4chan before it was cool.

    8. Re:inb4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      4-who? You mean that support group for sociopathic outcasts who aren't smart enough to venture out onto the real internet?

    9. Re:inb4 by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      what do we say about certain Slashdot users and their toxic posts?

      That concentrating boomer/gen x white nerds into one place makes for hilarious reading?

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    10. Re: inb4 by Zaowulf · · Score: 1

      This post gave me cancer.

    11. Re:inb4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw you pal, I'm a millennial.

    12. Re: inb4 by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      The Shkreli is the person who should be subjected to 4chan day, night any all the time in between.

      You can bet your ass that THEN you will be seeing cheaper drugs!

      I guess I'm out of the loop on 4chan. How does 4chan cause cancer, selling cigarettes or something?

    13. Re: inb4 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's less cancer, more insanity.

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    14. Re: inb4 by mschwanke97402 · · Score: 1

      4chan isn't all horrible, they've got some pretty good stolen porn. However, 4chan is apparently the home turf of the "alt-right". There are certain forums where the skinheads, KKK, neo-nazis and what-have-you meet to plot their shenanigans. I hear their most recent effort was stuff the ballot boxes of all the online polls about the presidential debate. Goold old Trump new all about it and was able to claim he won all the polls so he must have won the debate.

    15. Re: inb4 by Methadras · · Score: 1

      Ah, another lie perpetuated by the left that associates alt-right with white power. It isn't, but you go ahead and keep on believing that.

    16. Re: inb4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read:porn

  2. Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The internet will be better for it.

    1. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because shutting down a site that has controversial and illegal (and borderline-illegal) material has always been a good way to stop the bad behavior?
      On the contrary, I think the internet is better for 4chan (and /b/ in particular) existing. If you're familiar with the SomethingAwful forums, 4chan is like a FYAD board in that it gives trolls and idiots someplace to go and get the stupidity out of their systems.
      And where do you think many of the great net memes first came from? Hint: it's not Slashdot.
      I'm not worried about 4chan. It will survive or it will die and then rise again. It's done it before.

    2. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 2

      Because shutting down a site that has controversial and illegal (and borderline-illegal) material has always been a good way to stop the bad behavior?

      No, it's not a good way to stop bad behaviour, but if said bad behaviour causes the site to implode, then why should we help them stay afloat?

    3. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by sinij · · Score: 5, Insightful

      why should we help them stay afloat?

      Lets hope 4chan stays afloat, because otherwise 4chan posters will be dispersed throughout other sites and communities. Like a cyst bursting into bloodstream.

    4. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I would like to see one month with Shkreli leading 4chan. Purely for the entertainment value. Then when we've had a good laugh, then let it fold.

    5. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by bhcompy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Containment forums are a proven good

    6. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Precisely. When Reddit shut down the /r/coontown white supremacy forum, its users flooded into the rest of the site spewing hatred everywhere. Now most of them have regrouped in /r/The_Donald, where the majority of the site's users don't have to see them.

    7. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      what about /r/blacklivesmatter? was that also shut down? of course not.

    8. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by ArylAkamov · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lets hope 4chan stays afloat, because otherwise 4chan posters will be dispersed throughout other sites and communities. Like a cyst bursting into bloodstream.

      >Implying we're not already here

      Boogiemanposting aside, a lot of the boards are pretty useful. /g/, /fit/, /diy/, etc.

    9. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by khallow · · Score: 2

      One wouldn't expect all containment measures to breach simultaneously.

    10. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >/g/
      It is impossible to discuss technology above shitposting level there. Yelling 'muh botnet' and posting pictures of RMS gets old very quickly.

    11. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by barc0001 · · Score: 2

      Keep friends close and enemies closer? It could be argued the site is a relatively easy way to keep an eye on a lot of people who engage in that borderline illegal behavior. Shut it down and they'll scatter to who knows where. The problem won't disappear, you just won't know where to find it as easily.

    12. Re: Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, we are in the 24th century, today!

    13. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess dramatically reducing traffic is one way to save operating costs.

    14. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >/g/, /fit/
      >useful

    15. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because /b/tards only shitpost to /b/

      They have already metastasized to the rest of the Internet.

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    16. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because shutting down a site that has controversial and illegal (and borderline-illegal) material has always been a good way to stop the bad behavior?

      Yes. 4chan was a central location for orchestrating campaigns of trolling, harassment and other obnoxious behaviour. Not only did it facilitate this behaviour but it normalized it, encouraging others who might not normally participate to do so. If the site is gone then it obviously becomes harder to conduct attacks on such a large scale.

      I'm sure some of the more determined trolls might gravitate to smaller sites but in so doing their ability to be assholes is diminished too.

    17. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If 4chan folded, they would likely gravitate towards 8chan or someone else would replicate another nearly identical site using the same board software. This hasn't been an issue more recently, but 4chan has nearly "died" at least 3-4 times in the past.

    18. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, and PLEASE don't do it, that way the SJW idiots stay concentrated in one area where they are easy to ignore.

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    19. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Nobody said anything about shutting it down except you. If a business goes bankrupt because they can't generate enough profits to cover expenses - there is nothing oppressive happening. It can often be a sad event - for the owners who invested in the business, the workers who are losing their livelihoods -even the customers who are losing their access to the product, but it's not an *evil* event.

      There are plenty of evil forms of business bankruptcy - but this is literally a textbook example of the non-evil kind.

      Shutting down implies some nefarious outside power forcing it to shut down. The only outside power involved here is the cost of bandwidth and infrastructure so unless you have some information that proves the ISP was charging 4chan more than they would charge any other site with similar traffic, there is no 'shutting down' being done.

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    20. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 2

      SJW

      DRINK!

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    21. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because white supremacy and black equality are different sides of the same coin? You are the problem.

    22. Re: Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't we just burn them all alive, instead?

    23. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Interesting

      what about /r/blacklivesmatter? was that also shut down? of course not.

      I'm quite disgusted that this has been modded up. There is definitely an element of blacklivesmatter that is subversive and just looking to stir up trouble, but they were formed as a counter-measure to several famous cases of cops shooting young black males when there were other and better courses of action. The point of BLM is equality, not racism. You can't piss on the whole movement because of a few asshats who align themselves with it.

      It is not accurate to compare a white supremacy to blm.

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    24. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great net memes

      The words "great" and "meme" should never be used in the same sentence.

    25. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Erh... context?

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    26. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nazi!!!!

      (make mine a double!)

    27. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      They started it, but the baton has been passed. I don't think there's a site which causes more people to be doxxed nowadays than Reddit for instance. Getting rid of 4chan won't accomplish anything.

      It's hardly a hive of illegal content either, 4chan is a honeypot.

    28. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 0

      /r/blacklivesmatter?

      It didn't need to be. Reddit has proved itself a great containment forum for those sort of subreddits. Tumblr and Reddit are providing a great service to the rest of the Internet for exactly the reasons listed above.

      Not everyone that needs containment agrees and sorry that they took coontown away from you but Stormfront runs a self hosted forum. No ads because, who wants to advertise there? You don't need Reddit. And if you *really* want to host your own content it's not that difficult. Quit relying on what Reddit and Twitter say you can say and host your own domain. You can get European VPSs for rather cheap.

      Setting up a self hosted forum is trivial. If you spent half the time reading Nginx setup instructions as you did whining that coontown got shutdown you'd have your own little CoonTo.wn by now.

    29. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by tentenone · · Score: 1

      My main problem with 4chan is that that board software sucks. It's ugly, difficult to follow a thread, images often just get in the way, difficult to track who's saying what. Reddit at least has a clean interface.

    30. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by mitcheli · · Score: 1

      It does seem to be a marriage made in hell doesn't it?

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    31. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Z80a · · Score: 1

      No it won't.
      4chan is one of the roadblocks for a completely commercialized gentrified filtered internet, where you can get kicked out of it for badmouthing the wrong corporation.

    32. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Goose+In+Orbit · · Score: 2

      "Now then, Savage, I want to talk to you about some charges that you've been bringing lately. I think that perhaps you're being a little over-zealous."

              "Which charges did you mean then, sir?"

      "Well, for instance this one: 'Loitering with intent to use a pedestrian crossing.' Savage, maybe you're not aware of this, but it is not illegal to use a pedestrian crossing, neither is 'smelling of foreign food' an offence."

              "Are you sure, sir?"

      "Also, there's no law against 'Urinating in a public convenience or 'Coughing without due care and attention.'"

              "If you say so, sir..."

      "Yes, I do say so, Savage! Didn't they teach you anything at training school?"

              "Erm, I'm sorry, sir..."

      "Some of these cases are just plain stupid: 'Looking at me in a funny way' - Is this some kind of joke, Savage?"

              "No, sir."

      "And we have some more here: 'Walking on the cracks in the pavement,' 'Walking in a loud shirt in a built-up area during the hours of darkness,' and 'Walking around with an offensive wife.' In short, Savage, in the space of one month you have brought one hundred and seventeen ridiculous, trumped-up and ludicrous charges."

              "Yes, sir."

      "Against the same man, Savage."

              "Yes, sir."

      "A Mr Winston Kodogo, of 55, Mercer Road."

              "Yes, sir."

      "Sit down, Savage."

              "Yes, sir."

      "Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?"

              "He's a villain, sir.""A villain...""And a jail-bird, sir."

      "I know he's a jail-bird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! We're holding him on a charge of 'Possession of curly black hair and thick lips.'"

              "Well - well, there you are, sir."

      "You arrested him, Savage!"

              "Thank you, sir."

      "Savage, would I be correct in assuming that Mr Kodogo is a coloured gentleman?"

              "Well, I can't say I've ever noticed, sir."

      "Stand up, Savage! - Savage, you're a bigot. It's officers like you that give the police a bad name. The press love to jump on an instance like this, and the reputation of the force can be permanently tarnished. Your whole time on duty is dominated by racial hatred and petty personal vendettas. Do you get some kind of perverted gratification from going around stirring up trouble?"

              "Yes, sir."

      "There's no room for men like you in my force, Savage. I'm transferring you to the S.P.G. "

              "Thank you very much, sir."

    33. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Black lives matter is about as interested in "equality" as white pride.

    34. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      twitter

    35. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lets hope 4chan stays afloat, because otherwise 4chan posters will be dispersed throughout other sites and communities. Like a cyst bursting into bloodstream.

      Do you really think 4channers aren't already at sites like Slashdot? When I see the odious behavior of some ACs here, I generally assume it's another bored kid with no social skills.

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    36. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Yeah they're here alright.

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    37. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by rhazz · · Score: 1

      As long as blacks are more likely to resist arrest and commit crimes they will get shot more.

      The way I use statistics is laughably naive.

      FTFY.

    38. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by bigpat · · Score: 1

      The point of BLM is equality, not racism. You can't piss on the whole movement because of a few asshats who align themselves with it.

      It is not accurate to compare a white supremacy to blm.

      Equality means people can indeed piss on the whole movement because of a few asshats who align themselves with it.

      That is what mainstream politics and the press do to these sorts of political movements. That's what they did to the Tea Party, Occupy Movement, and now Black Lives Matter. Guilt by association is a pretty transparent tactic by parties aligned with various factions to undermine competing factions. And guilt by association in particular is the inherent weakness of populist movements because populist movements by their nature are going to include many many more people with a wider range of backgrounds including racists, criminals, gang members etc etc. There is simply no way to defend the integrity of a populist movement based on the integrity of all of its members.

      It is also the weakness of BLM in particular because the movement has no simply stated achievable goals and relies on a shared sense of oppression and persecution for an ongoing sense of purpose. And there has been, a now exposed, cynical conspiracy by the democratic party elite to co-opt black lives matter into a vehicle to drive turnout on election day without actually delivering any achievable policy... Keep it supportive yet vague was the directive.

      Again the cynical democratic party elite has tried to make sure BLM has no clear achievable agenda other than being a vehicle for discontent. The implication being that any actual policy agenda will either be too divisive within the democratic party or will be agreeable to all sides and won't allow for a contrast between parties that would help drive turnout.

      It simply doesn't serve the party to achieve anything before election day other than black voter turnout. And then the next election is just two years away... It is up to BLM leaders to get some agenda on the table that most people can agree to and to stop being used for petty partisan politics. BLM itself needs to keep the focus on the things that can actually work to make things better.

    39. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Are these stats real? Can anybody confirm?
      http://www.breitbart.com/big-g...

    40. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      facebook (idiocy for all! my grandma included!)

    41. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      Nazi!!!!

      Double DRINK!!!!!!

    42. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      Equal outcomes is what insane people demand.

      Minimum income!!!

    43. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by ADRA · · Score: 1

      All joking aside, I'm honestly curious if a site that fosters 'socially denigrated values' can actually encourage people to flee farther into their niche or if it just gives their inside voice a place to vent in isolation. Basically, if 4Chan never existed, would there be more trolling, 'obscenity', shaming, harassment, etc.. online or is having them all in voluntarily isolation actually of some sort of social benefit?

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    44. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Yes, statistically black people are arrested more (not going down that rabbit hole), but ultimately race shouldn't matter in the course of police work at all. If someone is resisting, they should be restrained. If restraint is insufficient and there's credible danger for the officer, they have the right to defend themselves with lethal force. Those rules should apply evenly to all suspects evenly regardless of race.

      Now, one would expect that if say hypothetically black people were 60% of violent offenders who violently resist arrest. You would generally expect some 60% of police killings to be against a black person. Obviously there are variables that you wave away, but if you see a significant statistical deviation of black people being shot, there may be something to this 'systemic discrimination' of black people in the police force.

      The more interesting question is if said (hypothetical) bias works amongst police of all races, or isolated to race demographics. black-on-black, white-on-black, black-on-white, white-on-white, Asian, Hispanic, etc..

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    45. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by psyclone · · Score: 1

      They could easily save half their bandwidth with better board software.

    46. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      In all the major stories that have broken over the last year or so; half probably haven't deserved the outrage and half should. This isn't all about "blacks resisting arrest". In half the cases they haven't been resisting or doing anything wrong at all. (in the other half, they were and probably there is no right for outrage).

      I think police definitely treat blacks and whites differently, part of this is self-inflicted (some black people tend to be more aggressive and disdainful towards police); but if a man isn't a danger to a cop or anyone else (black or white) lethal force should never be used. Being black should never be a reason to be shot. It doesn't matter if a cop was heckled by a group of black youth 15 mins earlier- he has no right to shoot a completely different black man at a traffic stop.

      A decent percentage of these major stories the cop has been very far in the wrong. Another group of them (like the one in Fergusson that kicked this all off), time has shown that the cop wasn't in the wrong.

      All police should wear body cams all the time so that we know on a case by case basis if the police abused their power.
      ALL SHOOTINGS BY POLICE should go through a thorough investigation. Every single last one of them (black or white) should be investigated by an independent body.

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    47. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      So by your logic:

      One US swimmer trashed a gas station and said he was robbed at gunpoint.
      Does that mean everyone in America is a lying scumbag vandal?

      That's ridiculous, just like it's ridiculous to claim BLM is a hate group just because there are a few members in the organization that are.

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    48. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by bigpat · · Score: 1

      So by your logic:

      One US swimmer trashed a gas station and said he was robbed at gunpoint.
      Does that mean everyone in America is a lying scumbag vandal?

      That's ridiculous, just like it's ridiculous to claim BLM is a hate group just because there are a few members in the organization that are.

      I didn't say it was right, just that it was equal treatment. And it isn't without some merit that a group is attacked for the actions of a few. The saying goes that a few bad apples spoil the bunch... as in if you don't exclude the bad apples, take them out, that they will spoil the rest. That goes for the police and BLM.

    49. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and his name is Mi

    50. Re:Just let it fold and be done with it by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      The cancer went malignant years ago and has already infested most of the rest of the internet.

      Online used to be my respite from the idiocy of the real world, back in the days when it was mostly college professors or at least students, and nerdy little kids like I was, on the nascent public ISPs, were the worst of the noobs. Now, most of the idiots (and definitely the worst of them) that I encounter seem to be on the internet, and more and more, the things they have in common all seem to stem from 4chan "culture" and its derivatives.

      It's really all just an extension of Eternal September, plus Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. More and more, the internet is populated by the same morons who make the real world a shithole, their swarm overwhelming whatever moderating influence the indigenous population may have once had on such newcomers; and the anonymity and large audience the internet provides to them just brings out the worst in all of them.

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  3. Altavista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Altavista shuts down, does not think there is money to be made in search, "eyeballs are worth less than the cost of servers!"

    Nisimura just needs to find better advertising.

    1. Re:Altavista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't exist. This issue has plagued 4chan for basically its entire life. Most 4chan users block ads, and few companies want their ads anywhere near the site or its posts.

    2. Re:Altavista by Cramer · · Score: 2

      I would guess >90% of 4chan users block the holy hell out of anything that might've once gone to school with an ad.

    3. Re:Altavista by malditaenvidia · · Score: 5, Interesting

      He's somehow not telling the whole story, he shut down the site's ads without warning, complaining about ad serving costs and urging people to buy 4chan passes. My guess is that he wants to be done with the site, causing a surge of subscriptions before claiming it's unsustainable and closing the servers. Moot was very clear about leaving the site with a solid foundation so this wouldn't happen, yet a year later the site is apparently on the verge of collapse. With Hiroyuki's track record, this seems highly suspicious and there might be something shadier going on.

    4. Re:Altavista by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

      Tin foil hat time. The powers that be want this shut down. That FBIanon shit was not going to go unpunished.

    5. Re:Altavista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they aren't, then the FBI should be running it.

    6. Re:Altavista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess >90% of internet users aged 10-35 block the holy hell out of anything that might've once gone to school with an ad.

    7. Re:Altavista by 2fuf · · Score: 1

      > My guess is that he wants to be done with the site
      This makes a lot of sense. It feels like he's very eager to throw the towel into the ring.

    8. Re:Altavista by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

      this seems highly suspicious

      Well duh, some people would view this as an unfavorable outcome and human brains have evolved so well to quickly recognize patterns and relationships that they often equate coincidence or even completely unrelated events as conspiracy and this is being debated...on the internet! Of course it "seems" suspicious.

    9. Re:Altavista by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      tin foil hat time!

  4. And nothing of value was lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's run its course, just close it up already.

    1. Re:And nothing of value was lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan is kill, RIP 4chan.

    2. Re:And nothing of value was lost... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      4chan is kill, RIP 4chan.

      I can't think of a more perfect person than Martin Shkreli to buy 4chan. It's ideal, really.

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    3. Re:And nothing of value was lost... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      An asshole buying a site filled with assholes?

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    4. Re:And nothing of value was lost... by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      He is the sewage big gulp to their turdburger.

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  5. Hmm... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    8chan seems to be getting by and they have twice as many chans.

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    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is usually and indication of embezzling or accounting fraud.

    2. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the FBI doesn't worry much about hosting bills.

    3. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twice as many boards with less than a tenth of the users.

    4. Re:Hmm... by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      8ch also doesn't get anywhere close to 27,700,000 unique visitors a month.

    5. Re:Hmm... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Considering that 8chan pretty much started 3 years ago and is now one in the top 5k boards in the US and top 10k worldwide, they seem to be doing okay.

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    6. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you get 5 posts per day on a given topic compared to 4chan's 100 per hour it's not that hard.
      While the numbers I pulled out of my ass, go visit both sites and see the difference in sheer numbers of people participating.
      8chan's 'awesome' idea for anyone to make their own chan is not that awesome once you realize that smallest disturbance leads to even bigger fragmentation.
      Just go look at the board selection. 11K boards, almost all of them dead.

    7. Re: Hmm... by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

      So everyone is yelling inside their own little bubble where no one else is hearing them. Reminds me of the feeling I got when the endless glut of unrelated and isolated web forums for all intents and puroposes replaced Usenet. (Usenet was already highly balkanized at this point, but you could still find heavily trafficked groups) Fragmenting a platform into millions of pieces is nearly as effective as a full on ban of it in stopping people from being able to get an idea out to a large amount of people.

    8. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I visited them, it seemed everyone could make a subboard if they wished, so your "twice as many chans" doesn't really quantify anything ...

    9. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8chan has proven many times to be managed by incompetent people and would likely crash and burn if a sudden influx were to happen.

    10. Re:Hmm... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The amount of content isn't the issue. The cost is in views.

    11. Re: Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of usenet, there's nntpchan, with various imageboard frontends synchronized over nntp https://2hu-ch.org/index.html
      I hope it can get some users if 4chan dies

    12. Re:Hmm... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      It's interesting how sites with a reputation for being toxic manage to recover by splitting the worst bits off. Reddit did it by shifting the worst bits over to Voat, which like 8chan was hailed as the new king where everyone would migrate too but ended up just being a cesspit.

      Even Slashdot did it, when the disastrous Beta programme lead to the creation of Soylent News, which is now full of right wing outrage stories (okay so not that different to Slashdot).

      The inescapable conclusion is that most people prefer a slightly less extreme site, one where there is considerable freedom to say what you like, but there are still some limits.

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    13. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8chan is also flooded with child pornography spam which lingers on for months on end, never cleaned up or removed. This is especially if you go to any of the low traffic boards.
      Never going back there again.

    14. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People on Slashdot are now this stupid. What happened?

    15. Re:Hmm... by Captain+Scurvy · · Score: 1

      8chan has more boards but far fewer users. 4chan has also seen a huge uptick in traffic this year.

    16. Re:Hmm... by clonehappy · · Score: 1

      The inescapable conclusion is that most people prefer a slightly less extreme site, one where there is considerable freedom to say what you like, but there are still some limits.

      The inescapable conclusion, to me, is that the general public is too immature to be able to handle actual free speech and support it only until people start saying things they don't like, at which point those folks are to be silenced at any cost. You can frame it as "splitting the worst bits off", but there are plenty of radical "worst bits" still around on every site, Reddit and 4chan included, but they tend to just go along with the accepted narrative.

      Disagreeing with someone while still protecting and accepting their right to say something is the key to a free and open society. It's the mature person's outlook on free speech, which unfortunately is dying more and more each day we continue to humor any group who wants to silence another.

    17. Re:Hmm... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's that people can't handle free speech, it's just that a) not every wants to live life at MAX VOLUME all the time, and b) the risk of being attacked on those sites (e.g. by doxing) is high.

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    18. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is the "democratization of the Internet", when everybody knows that /. is a technocracy and 4chan is a masturbocracy

    19. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's that people can't handle free speech, it's just that a) not every wants to live life at MAX VOLUME all the time, and b) the risk of being attacked on those sites (e.g. by doxing) is high.

      That's highly unlikely, since people on both sides love MAX VOLUME all the time, and it was the less loud side who split off, being chased out by the louder voices.

      As to doxxing, the risk isn't high. We're talking about a few cases of doxxing out of millions of people interacting with other countless times every day. Assuming those few apples means there's a big problem is like... well, it's like that Skittles metaphor that feminists and Trump Jr alike used.

    20. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan gets almost 30,000,000 unique visitors a month. 8chan doesn't even get 250,000.

    21. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8chan is just a cowards paradise. Don't like the nasty evil SJW's, 8chan is for you. All the dirty rotten pirates, child pornographers, criminal harassment, gamergate, mra, furries, kkk and so forth that get booted or banned from "freespeech" sites.

      4chan would be better off ceasing to exist than any rich asshole owning it.

    22. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speech may be free but that doesn't mean people like it. Go ahead, speak all you want. And be alone (or only in the company of deplorables). Enjoy... I'll bet the buffet sucks.

  6. 4chan? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Is that the site where people post pictures of cats with clever captions? This is a critical piece of Internet infrastructure and must be kept afloat at all costs.

    1. Re:4chan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      that's imgur. 4chan is the cesspool with porn pictures of women stuffing leeks up their cunts.

    2. Re: 4chan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >???
      And that is wrong, how?

  7. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you have to do is CHANGE the ad structure. Static ads (not flash based, no moving gifs, NO AUTPLAY VIDEOS) that are correctly targeted to your demographic. That will increase the ad click-through and revenue rate.

    That means extra work on vetting ads and approving them on a daily basis before they go to the masses. It also means asking your customers what type of ads they would like to see, and going out to get the companies to advertise on your website. Or, you know, throw in the towel. Your call.

    1. Re:Really? by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      First, everyone should always block ads.
      Second, I'm pretty sure all of 4chan knows this.
      Third, 4chan is... lets just go with "special". I think it's pretty charming that you refer to them as "customers", too.

    2. Re:Really? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Where do you even find ads appropriate for 4chan? As sleazy as all advertisers are, I still don't think you can find one for dickgirls with a yeast infection or similar fare.

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    3. Re:Really? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's many dildo and douche companies that would love to advertise to the dildos and douches that frequent 4chan...

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    4. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan has been using static image ads, served from their own domain for years, the current owner has apparently shut down the ad server last week.
      He even added a few external ads in static parts of the website

    5. Re:Really? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I'm sure those stupid online t-shirt companies fit the 4chan demographic. That and cheap-ass alcohol ads. Red bull, Mountain dew. Geek-culture ads. Anime and cartoon network paraphanalia. Whatever the 21st century equivalent of Spencer's gifts is.

      Plenty of things that would probably work for 4chan.

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    6. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, the moms who pay all the bills for the "budding game developers and anime artists" need *some* kind of thank you for bringing them all those cheetos.

  8. Pricing is going up by supertrooper · · Score: 1

    1 post = $700

  9. For your amusement. From /g/. by bmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Notch now looking into buying 4chan Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)19:51:42 No.56909338â->>56909384 >>56909411 >>56909683 >>56909721 >>56910005 >>56910058 >>56910195 >>56910297 >>56910483 >>56910593 >>56910655 >>56910945
    A lucky anon on /b/ got quads, summoning Notch to look into buying 4chan.

    "Assuming it's not too expensive, and assuming I don't have to do any actual work myself, I'm in."

    Who here would work for notch maintaining the 4chan codebase ?

      Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)19:56:06 No.56909384â-
    >>56909338 (OP)
    >entire website will be Java based
    >everything inside one .jar

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  10. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    If that arsehole buys the site, it will be dead to me.

  11. Malicious ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does this mean site owners like that of forbes are willful in the malicious ads that are shown on their sites, rather that "unable to vet" ads served? And that it presumably pays more than standard ads? And that aiding criminals' efforts to blatantly attack their own readership (as opposed to simply selling their data and browsing habits which is still not okay) is a more pleasing solution than pulling in less, but cleaner, ad revenue? Disgusting.

    1. Re:Malicious ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole announcement was a veiled threat in engrish. "Buy more ads or your daycare center for autists shuts down, or gets bombed with malware ads." He even removed the ads as an incentive.

  12. The obvious implication... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, murder Skrelli and also kill 4chan?

  13. 4chan to 8chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I thought most of the userbase of 4chan had long ago migrated to 8chan after moots administration behaviour changed and people thought 4chan had been sold out to SJW values.

    How is the health of 8chan looking?

    1. Re:4chan to 8chan by One+With+Whisp · · Score: 1

      You're correct, all that's been left behind is those in denial and the lesser class. The former will follow to 8chan while the latter are worthless anyway.

      However, 8chan isn't doing so great itself. It might die as well.

      A few years from now, people are going to look back at this as The Great Splintering. The Exodus lead to the great 4-8 split, and when both of them die, it's just going to become hundreds of small minor chans struggling to become.

    2. Re:4chan to 8chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought most of the userbase of 4chan had long ago migrated to 8chan after moots administration behaviour changed and people thought 4chan had been sold out to SJW values.

      You'd have to be one of the dumbest people on the fucking planet to have thought that was true.

    3. Re: 4chan to 8chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, not even close.

    4. Re:4chan to 8chan by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      A few years from now, people are going to look back at this as The Great Splintering. The Exodus lead to the great 4-8 split, and when both of them die, it's just going to become hundreds of small minor chans struggling to become.

      Great, &TOTSE all over again.

      (Remember, green lantern is like a dick without wings)

    5. Re: 4chan to 8chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, a GamerGater.

    6. Re:4chan to 8chan by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      4chan selling out to SJWs?

      Somehow I'd rather believe that MS makes the Windows code base OSS.

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    7. Re:4chan to 8chan by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      Yeap It's in the bible...

  14. Nishimura, with an h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hi everyone, 4chan here. His name is Hiroyuki Nishimura, not Hiroyuki Nisimura. I will now prove the authenticity of my post by sharing a beloved 4chan meme.

    EDIT
    Wow, thanks for the gold! I can't believe my most-upvoted post ever is about the owner of a bankrupt Vietnamese goat-herding newsgroup!

    1. Re:Nishimura, with an h by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's just a different spelling for the same name.

      Wikipedia says his name is ... um, Slashdot doesn't like Kanji - look it up here.
      The most commonly used transliteration in English is Nishimura Hiroyuki, according to the Hepburn system of romaji. It's Nisimura when written using the Nihon-shiki or Kunrei-shiki system.

      (Knowledge totally stolen from https://www.italki.com/questio...)

    2. Re:Nishimura, with an h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Methinks you missed something important about OP.

    3. Re:Nishimura, with an h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japanese phonetics are approximated. There is no "real" way to write his four-symbol name with the roman alphabet, just standardized attempts.

      Yes, the family name's second phonetic is usually written shi, see sister post.

    4. Re:Nishimura, with an h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      >misspelling Hiroshima Nagasaki

      >being this new

  15. Re:For your amusement. From /g/. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, I would.

  16. o_O by XSportSeeker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A match forged in the deepest levels of Hell I guess?

    4chan board of directors: Martin Shkreli, Palmer Luckey, ...

    1. Re:o_O by Monkey · · Score: 1

      They need Kim Dotcom too.

    2. Re:o_O by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 0

      4chan board of directors: Martin Shkreli, Palmer Luckey, ...

      ... Donald J. Trump, ...

    3. Re:o_O by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no that's 8 chan

    4. Re: o_O by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      Was wondering why Trump didn't pick Shkreli as his running-mate - they seem so alike. If Fox News and 4chan ever had humanoid offspring, Martin Shkreli could well be the result.

    5. Re: o_O by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      Problem is, Shkreli is still paying taxes so he's clearly not as smart as Trump.

    6. Re:o_O by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nah, Kimmie doesn't touch anything that could be connected with him having to do some work and is not raining free money on his fat ass.

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    7. Re:o_O by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Hillary Clinton, ...

      FBI destroyed evidence and let a murderous thief steal an election along with her child-molesting "husband." Yeah, that Killary K. Klinton. Perfect for 4chan.

    8. Re:o_O by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Darl McBride..

  17. Interesting choice of links, Verge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how they didn't just link to the thread where Hiroyuki posted this, they linked directly to a *reply* asking him to delete /pol/, a center of strong pro-Trump activism.

    (Why yes, everything does need to be about politics.)

    1. Re:Interesting choice of links, Verge... by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      That was pretty amusing, also an accurate picture of what /qa/ looks like: autists spamming for /pol/ to be deleted.

    2. Re:Interesting choice of links, Verge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /q/ was exactly like that as well, along with /a/ whining about Naruto.

  18. Re:For your amusement. From /g/. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good shit.

  19. What happened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their moms made them buy their own cheetos?

    1. Re:What happened? by Andreas+Mayer · · Score: 1

      Ad blockers happened?

      One more reason to be in favour of ad blockers. ;)

  20. the most punchable face (as its know) by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelli...

    a fark theme, too, of course.

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    1. Re:the most punchable face (as its know) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilarious, thank you.

    2. Re:the most punchable face (as its know) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For anyone wondering who this is, the link above also gives a brief introduction, which really should have been in the summary

    3. Re:the most punchable face (as its know) by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Spare the hands, use a rock.

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    4. Re:the most punchable face (as its know) by gustygolf · · Score: 1

      So, the summary should go:
      "Martin Shkreli, known for having the most punchable face on earth, says he's interested in buying 4chan" ?

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    5. Re:the most punchable face (as its know) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow I thought you were exaggerating but that is an extremely punchable face.

    6. Re:the most punchable face (as its know) by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      This info are in the Bible!

  21. Perfect. Do it now. by cfalcon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't imagine a more perfect match for 4chan than Martin Shkreli. They absolutely and completely deserve each other forever.

    1. Re: Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And hopefully he'll put 4chan into a cabinet, never to be heard again - like he did to the Wu Tang Clan album

  22. Re:For your amusement. From /g/. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Audibly laughed at >>56909384

  23. Just please release the current source code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let some other goons deal with these questionably non-existent cultural resources and responsibilities.

    Maybe they'll remain anonymous and/or not exploit the limelight this time.

  24. Sk??? by xbytor · · Score: 1

    I read "Skillrex" when I was skimming message title. Very odd.
    But, at least he has more money than Shkreli to fund 4chan.

  25. Wrong date on this story by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    It's the beginning of October, not April.

    And can the fine structure of spacetime even withstand Martin Shkreli and 4chan being in the same place simultaneously?

  26. Let him buy it. by Chas · · Score: 1

    Then everyone can exit the site for the exciting new 4.1chan.

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    THANK GOD!!!
    1. Re:Let him buy it. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Then everyone can exit the site for the exciting new 4.1chan.

      iChan, with translucent rounded edges (unless you hold it wrong or plug in a regular headphone jack).

    2. Re:Let him buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ichan died a decade ago, and was replaced with iichan, which died last year when a massive CP spam attack was targeted at it, the host took it down, and the admin decided not to pay to move to another host. RIP /azu/.

  27. Re: nope. we're good here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you didn't get the memo: April Fools popularity is at an all-time high, so a lot of companies celebrate it as a biannual event, with "second April Fools" occurring on October 1st at midnight UTC.

    It's actually been this way a while, some observers like Australia celebrate early, and a lot of observers celebrate late; e.g. Slash "one week late is early" Dot and most notably the Ubuntu YY.04/YY.10 release schedule.

  28. Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by Shane_Optima · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want to help keep 4chan the way it is and not have it all crapped up with ads, a crowdfunding campaign has been set up here.

    1. Re:Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by Shane_Optima · · Score: 4, Informative

      *sigh*. 4chan is what started and popularized that meme. Don't mod down a joke just because you don't get it. (and don't mod this up informative, either.)

    2. Re:Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But link shortening is trollish, totally downmod-worthy.

      So, which is it? A duckroll or a rickroll? I didn't click on the link.

    3. Re:Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by wvmarle · · Score: 4, Informative

      OP is actually one of the very very few posts that deserves to end up with a "Score:5, Troll" distinction.

    4. Re:Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by brewthatistrue · · Score: 1

      > I didn't click on the link.

      append a + to the end of goo.gl or bit.ly links to preview them.

      prepend tinyurl.com with the preview subdomain to preview it.

      there are also a plethora of url expander sites that you can put a url into and see the full url.

      my favorite was longurl.org but it's defunct. ExpandURL is another.

    5. Re:Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my guess is worse. goatse

    6. Re:Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

      I would've done a duckroll (funnier IMO), but it's much less widely known.

    7. Re:Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

      An astute observation.

    8. Re:Crowdfunding campaign to save 4chan by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

      (I tried to fit in an attribution but there weren't enough characters left)

  29. Re:A wretched hive of scum and villainy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so when the fuck does she shove it up her kunt?

  30. Stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What did 4chan do for money before? I mean, it's been up for 13 years... and only just now it can't afford it's bandwidth?

    1. Re:Stupid question by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      Donations, mostly. It has shut down a few times in the past due to using all the goddamn bandwidth. They refuse to accept donations now though. Not really worrying though, something will just pop up to take its place, like every other time a popular website has closed.

    2. Re:Stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan hasn't taken donations since 2006.

  31. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the thing: 4chan (actually /b/) is full of smart people who pretend to be assholes for fun. Shkreli is a moderately smart person who actually is an asshole. At face value it may be a good fit but 4chan would hate it.

  32. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by jeti · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If someone behaves like an asshole, online or offline, he is an asshole. Any further distinction is irrelevant.

  33. Not happening by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

    Martin isn't buying it, neither is Notch. Both of them were just trolling.

    Nobody really knows what is going on. Hiroshamoot isn't really explaining, and even when he does post his English is lacking, at best. He refuses to take donations as well.

    Either way, I don't see any reason to be worried. I doubt it will shut down, and even if it does it won't change anything (Though it has died a few times in the past).

    Whenever a popular website shuts down, something rises to take its place. &TotSE died from it because the community was already dwindling, but 4chan is still fuckhuge. The bigger issue is increased shitposting and lack of janitors.

  34. Fuck 4chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    4chan died years ago when Christopher Poole started censoring and collecting data for the FBI. SJW's donned its skin and have been dancing around in it ever since. And fuck the Verge for repeating lies.

  35. Re:A wretched hive of scum and villainy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no kidding ive been watching for 5 min waiting for something to happen...

  36. Why ins't Martin Shkreli dead or in jail? by Required+Snark · · Score: 0

    He is about as useful in the world as smallpox or Ebola. He should be permanently eliminated for the good of all mankind.

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    1. Re:Why ins't Martin Shkreli dead or in jail? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The questions is why that piece of garbage is still alive.

      That's one of those people whose only reason to survive is that he ain't worth a nanosecond of jail time.

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  37. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People behave like assholes on 4chan to drive away the overly-sensitive. Many are refugees from other forums, where you get banned for diverging from the groupthink/using the wrong pronoun/supporting the wrong presidential candidate. They created an environment where people who complain about their feelings getting hurt by words on the internet get laughed out the door. Personally, I find its honest abrasiveness more refreshing than the passive-aggressive politeness of other forums.

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  38. Pic unrelated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just get rid of the porn boards. They're just for image sharing, and honestly don't give rise to any real discussion. /gif/ is also a massive pile of reposts, and /b/ was never good. It would be a great benefit to the bandwidth if 4chan just focused on discussing media and hobbies.

    1. Re:Pic unrelated by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I mean, it's a cesspool and I don't care for it, but it's literally an image board and you want to make it more about text.

  39. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    If someone behaves like an asshole, online or offline, he is an asshole. Any further distinction is irrelevant.

    I agree, but that opinion is incredibly rare. Not only that it seems to go both ways. I've been a member of a forum which had a significant AFK presence. An awful lot of people appeared to consider the online and offline personas as completely different people. You'd get people saying things approaching "oh yes, I mean sure he is a known thief, a vandal, has a toothbrush moustache and is actually literally Hitler in person but he posts nice cat pictures".

    WTF?!

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  40. Let it die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4chan is an internet plague. It deserves to die, and then to have a parade of it's users shit and piss on the grave.

    1. Re:Let it die by arth1 · · Score: 1

      4chan is an internet plague. It deserves to die, and then to have a parade of it's users shit and piss on the grave.

      No, 4chan (and these days 8chan) serves a purpose: containment.
      If you close down the site, the patrons will go elsewhere. Like here.

  41. Re:For your amusement. From /g/. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And then a few years later when some people complain about what he's done, he'll sell it to microsoft which will then require Windows 10 to post.

    On a slightly more serious note, if 4chan still has that super spammy /b/ forum, they could always get rid of THAT. That'd probably drop their bandwidth in half alone. :P

  42. Gotta stop feeling amused by shanen · · Score: 1

    I think there is a much better financial model that no website or newswebsite is using. I've recommended it and suggested it and even advocated it to the point of offending people, but as far as I know, it remains untested. I'd even put some of my own money behind it if the opportunity existed, but as things stand, I feel entitled to sit back and laugh. Doubtless it's unjustified, but I guess we'll never know, will we?

    Fortunately, I don't care about 4chan and won't miss it.

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    1. Re:Gotta stop feeling amused by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I think there is a much better financial model that no website or newswebsite is using. I've recommended it and suggested it and even advocated it to the point of offending people, but as far as I know, it remains untested. I'd even put some of my own money behind it if the opportunity existed, but as things stand, I feel entitled to sit back and laugh. Doubtless it's unjustified, but I guess we'll never know, will we?

      No, we do know. We know that you haven't put your labor where your smug is and produced a website that uses this system in order to test whether it really is superior. Nerd up and write some code, or STFU

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    2. Re:Gotta stop feeling amused by shanen · · Score: 1

      You should stop lying or exaggerating. If you actually know what I'm talking about, then you could easily prove it as quickly as blather about it.

      Actually I did code a website some years before the Internet went public. It was called a BBS in those days. Turns out it was a good idea, but I was about 10 or 15 years too early. There is now a fairly successful and at least 15-year-old website that has been using a somewhat similar approach to the main functions, though their financial model is problematic. They went the advertising route, and from my perspective its kind of saddening to see how the money distorted things. Could be much better. I guess if I had been more committed to the idea or had my present financial resources at that time, then it might be my successful website, but that's not how the history worked out, eh?

      Doing it now? I'm sort of considering it... I suppose the main problem is my age after my 30-year detour. Also my bad attitude after too many personal experiences with startup companies that mostly didn't make it. At this point I'd prefer to limit my involvement to investments. There was once a time when you could even find people to invest in on Slashdot. These days? Not so much.

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  43. gotta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jew
    fast
    goyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  44. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many are refugees from other forums, where you get banned for diverging from the groupthink/using the wrong pronoun/supporting the wrong presidential candidate. ...

    They created an environment where people who complain about their feelings getting hurt by words on the internet get laughed out the door.

    [insert something about pots and kettles here]

  45. Ah Ha! by beheaderaswp · · Score: 1

    I predict- this will fix the internet!!

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    1. Re:Ah Ha! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In the veterinary sense, I guess?

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  46. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    That's exactly what would make it hilarious. Can you imagine the 4chan crowd doing their worst to destroy their own "home" out of spite?

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  47. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

    That's obviously complete bollocks, just look at boards like r9000. Lots of extremely emotional and sensitive people coming to 4chan to wallow in their collective misery and self-pity. They have even found ways to deal with the trolls.

    Also note how 4chan banned GamerGate and related harassment, forcing it to move to 8chan.

    4chan is the way it is because it's mostly frequented by the same kids who scream abuse at you on XBox Live, then rage quit when you kick their ass.

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  48. Re:A wretched hive of scum and villainy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no kidding ive been watching for 5 min waiting for something to happen...

    And there you have it.

  49. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many are refugees from other forums, where you get banned for diverging from the groupthink/using the wrong pronoun/supporting the wrong presidential candidate.

    Where the hell do you find forums like these? People keep claiming they exist but they sound like mythical creatures to me ...

  50. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, I once ran across a thread on a game publisher's forum, where the OP was asking for technical help with the game and off-handedly mentioned that he was using a NoCD crack (four or five paragraphs in), and apparently that was grounds for a ban, but that's the most (only?) egregious case I've seen.

  51. A personal appeal does not appeal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, donations and crowdfunding would work if the site didn't congregate juvenile, self-centered, narcissistic, psychopathic kinds of people.

  52. Right price by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

    This isn't necessarily a bad thing. They just need to make sure they hold out for enough punches in Shkreli's face to make it worth it.

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  53. But then he will sell it to Microsoft by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    And they will release an edu version that only runs on Windows 10

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  54. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People behave like assholes on 4chan to drive away the overly-sensitive.

    That doesn't make them not assholes. If the only way you can come up with to stop people from complaining about what you're saying constantly is to ante up on being a fuckhead... you're an asshole.

    Personally, I find its honest abrasiveness more refreshing than the passive-aggressive politeness of other forums.

    And personally, you like assholes. That's OK, but don't pretend something else is true.

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  55. Sign of things to come by Merk42 · · Score: 2

    A site full of self-entitled brats that block everything remotely close to an advertisement and are against any kind of subscription can't find a way to even cover maintenance costs?
    This is what all websites will face eventually.

    1. Re:Sign of things to come by brewthatistrue · · Score: 1

      People are willing to pay if the prices is right and the convenience is there.

      Are they ok whipping their credit card out for a monthly/annual subscription on every site they visit? No way, but that doesn't mean they are unwilling to pay anything.

      Micropayments have been proposed for years as an alternative to advertising but it hasn't been practical to enter payment data for every web site, or to make payments less than a dollar when there are credit card fees (and minimums?).

      Readability, Pocket/ReaditLater (and Instapaper?) all talked about passing a portion of their own revenues on to the content creators.

      https://gigaom.com/2012/04/03/...

      The Brave web browser is giving it a shot with Bitcoin, but we'll see how that goes.

      https://nakedsecurity.sophos.c...

      The advertising network model is broken and has a steady stream of malvertising on reputable web sites, as well as making the web worse by crowding out content more and more in favor of advertisements.

      I'm hoping something better wins, and when it does, I will be ready with my credit card.

    2. Re:Sign of things to come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't realize how bad payments are. We should be able to send (practically) free, (practically) instantaneous payments securely around the world, and NOT have them controlled by a tiny oligopoly of 2 or 3 companies. Yet we can't. Security in credit cards is a joke, fees, while invisible, are high, PayPal has asshole policies, competition doesn't exist.

      Why? Regulatory trap. Handling money costs millions in legal paperwork.

  56. Re:For your amusement. From /g/. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    Jesus, how do you read that?

    Threaded forums were invented for a reason. Flat threads don't scare well to a lot of users. Fark ran into the issue. Usenet ran into the issue. E-mail lists ran into the issue.

  57. "cut traffic to the site in half": is he retarded? by citizenr · · Score: 1

    Cutting traffic means cutting ad revenue. Is this guy retarded? trolling? What is going on?
    also server cost? Are they running on node.js or something?

    >network fees
    >or reducing the size of images that can be posted

    why the hell are you self hosting images then? let imgur or other cancer take care of that (and the money from ads they inject because apparently you are incompetent).

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  58. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You don't act like an asshole to drive away the overly sensitive, you ignore them. Eventually they get fed up that no one is listening to them whine and move on. This is the tactic we use on the boards I moderate and it works really well. Being an asshole drives away regular people too.

  59. I don't think it matters by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    the posters are as nasty as they are because 4chan not only allows but encourages it. Notice how the Hot Grit & Greased Yoda Doll posts are 99% gone? It's not perfectly possible to filter out the trolls. Heck, I don't even see the GNAA "frosty piss" posts anymore. If anything lossing 4 chan will probably mean they don't have a place to organize their (admittedly harmless) large scale troll operations (like when they made Donald Trump win the last debate in the online polls).

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  60. Probably not by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    Ad revenues have plummeted in the last few years as everyone has ad blockers. From what I understand it was a pretty steep, sudden drop. When he talks about more intrusive ads he's talking about ones that make it past ad blockers whether you like it not. Google, Yahoo, and all the major ad networks can easily bypass an ad blocker. They choose not to.

    He probably bought 4chan expecting ad revenues to match viewership/bandwidth usage without realizing it. Honestly ad blockers had been around ages so he probably wasn't expecting the sudden uptick in their usage.

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    1. Re:Probably not by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      The only way to bypass an ad-blocker is to serve the ads from the main site. Otherwise there is ALWAYS a way to block the ads, you simply can't serve them from alternative known domains and expect that they can't be blocked even by the simplest measures.

      The reason sites don't do this is twofold, it removes the ad middleman who makes the biggest cut of revenue and the site is then responsible for the ad content. When it's not served from their network they can claim they didn't know but serving the ads from their own sites negates that claim. The ad industry has dramatically failed to deal with the bad ad's and malware embedded in their servers along with all the annoying ad's such as autoplaying audio and video. These are are the reasons people are using ad-blockers and until the ad people get it through their thick heads that people will tolerate some advertising but not the aggressive shit they are spewing today.

      Oh and BTW to suggest Google wouldn't bypass all ad-blockers if they had the technology is the height of stupidity, they make all their money with ads, a decline in advertising rates directly harms Googles profit base.

  61. The democratized web is long dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This feels like just another nail in the coffin. Sorry Tim, we tried. That a bonafide psycho like Shkreli isn't behind bars is evidence enough of how things work in America these days. Pretty pathetic.

  62. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

    The RPG.net forums list in its guidelines a set of banned topics, including Westboro Baptist Church, homosexuality, transgender people, spanking children and male circumcision. That's probably the most ban-happy place I've frequented, but there's plenty of others.

    I was banned from Facebook for three days, for mentioning "Ten Little Niggers", in a thread about old books that had their title changed for political correctness.

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  63. Makes sense by ilsaloving · · Score: 2

    I think it makes perfect sense for a business troll to own a board that spawns online trolls. They can synergize their core competencies and raise trolling to new, unheard of, levels.

    1. Re:Makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it could be YUGE!

  64. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to think the same thing. Maybe it works for you, but on boards I've been on, the overly sensitive band together and force out everyone else. Often by manipulating whatever moderation exists. One board I enjoyed around the turn of the millennium got to the point where a user who mentioned doing something that could have been illegal if you interpret it just right was stalked in an attempt to report him to the FBI (he mentioned having a girlfriend in Thailand and they were accusing him of child sex tourism).

    I've pretty much given up on any useful debate on the the internet, and just use it for entertainment. So I don't bother logging in to Slashdot, and screw around on 4chan and other anonymous boards. I don't troll, but I am bluntly honest when I think somebody said something stupid and shitpost with sage in shitty threads.

  65. Re: For your amusement. From /g/. by bmo · · Score: 1

    >line eater food

    There are extensions that do threading and all sorts of stuff. For chrome and Firefox.

    >Usenet
    >Threaded

    Only if you turn it on in your newsreader.

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  66. Re: For your amusement. From /g/. by bmo · · Score: 1

    / b/ and /pol/ are containment boards. Moot tried getting rid of /pol/ and the results were less than optimal. You don't want them to go away.

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  67. I wonder by Verdatum · · Score: 2

    Hey, Whipslash, maybe you guys should get in on this one!

  68. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't really disagree with that set of topics. Many of them lead to flamewars at worst, and a lot of empty discussion with nobody ending up the wiser at the best. I can understand why the moderators would want to avoid them.

  69. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  70. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've been trying for 13 years now.

  71. Re:For your amusement. From /g/. by sl3xd · · Score: 1

    Threaded forums were invented for a reason.

    Threaded forums are a poor clone of Usenet.

    Sadly, Usenet has two issues:

    • * Usenet isn't as easily monetized as a website with banner ads and JavaScript tracking of every kind.
    • * Usenet is too easy to spam

    Usenet was a one-stop location for every kind of threaded discussion imaginable; no need to visit a different forum for a different subject, and the interface was always the same from one group to the next.

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  72. Re:"cut traffic to the site in half": is he retard by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

    4chan is an imageboard, not a forum. It centers around sharing images and short video, which are the main point of the site. The discussion is merely incidental.

  73. the honor is yours nao! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    commit suicide like great yapanese warrior-vassal! For the honor!

  74. Whats the fix? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    Whats the fix? Allow non commercial site owners to host their own hardware/servers/website cutting costs alot. Why should non commercial sites be punished for becoming popular? Their has to be a way to cut out the for profit middlemen in web hosting.

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  75. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by fbobraga · · Score: 1

    facebook ban people for no reason: it's written in the Bible!

  76. Re: nope. we're good here by fbobraga · · Score: 1

    Yeap It's written on the Bible...

  77. oink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    moar boar wants mooooaaaaarrrrrr!

  78. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That doesn't work. The few overly sensitive just continue to talk amongst each other and drown everyone else out. This also brings more overly sensitive losers to the site. You have to force them out.

  79. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't intended that way, but /r9k/ ended up being the overly-sensitive containment board. /pol/ ended up being the racist fuck containment board.

    It works surprisingly well.

  80. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Being an asshole drives away regular people too.

    They're called 'normies' and are most decidedly not welcome.

    I'm not saying the place is great, but I've been lurking there nearly as long as /. - over ten years. Most of the time they're fishing for outrage, trolling, just spreading porn or shitposting. But there are - admittedly rare - moments of genius.

    You have to wade through a ton of sewage to get these pearls, but there's been a few moments where some anon will post something thought-provoking, or warm and honest, or just laugh-till-you-throw-up funny. These are the things I value the place for. That and, in this age of social networking shite, you can just blow off steam and not worry about who's listening in.

    a/c just because.

    Captcha: scissor. Things like this remind me of /u/.

  81. Missing information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a screencap of a reddit post made by notch (account since deleted, just like his tweets) saying that he made an offer and 4chan wasn't for sale, and Martin was just trolling for attention.

  82. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignoring doesn't work. I've seen what happens if you do that on several other fora: it causes them to increase in number until they reach a critical mass and then the fascist moderation starts. There are things you just need to nip in the bud.

  83. It's child's play by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    to serve the ads from your site. It's also just not that hard to change domains faster than the adblockers can keep up. And if google stops letting you block their ads what will you do, block google? That's fine, you're not using their service anymore (and not costing them money in bandwidth/server capacity).

    Google doesn't bypass adblockers for the same reason Nigerian scammers write such dumb emails. Good leads are worth more than bad ones. Anyone with an adblocker is likely to be a bad lead.

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  84. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

    That's fine. But other people want the ability to discuss whatever the hell they want without being shut down. For these people, there's 4chan. For people like you, there's forums with ban-happy moderators ensuring any topics that may upset people are removed.

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  85. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "People like me"?

    You're drawing pretty heavy conclusions based on a post with many maybes in it.

  86. Re:Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is bullshit.

    People behave like assholes on 4chan because THEY ARE assholes. You always attract those to you whom you agree with, why would you ever want to hang out with liberals when you're a conservative, or hang out with mormons if you're a catholic, etc. That's what the boards divisions are on 4chan, reddit, and so forth.

    4chan could save themselves a fortune by shutting down /b and the piracy boards. Nobody wants to advertise on a site that has that content, but many are more than willing to advertise on most of the non-piracy content.

    That said, my client has advertised on 4chan before and said was rubbish. Too many kiddies block the ads, and the ones that do see the ads don't buy anything. That's the problem. 4chan is essentially the "homeless bums underneath the bridge" section of the internet if not the sewer itself.

  87. Re: Perfect. Do it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you know they are really overly sensitive and not acting that way to get those who support X banned? You know that is exactly what happened to digg?