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Climate Change Rate To Turn Southern Spain To Desert By 2100, Report Warns (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Guardian: Southern Spain will be reduced to desert by the end of the century if the current rate of greenhouse gas emissions continue unchecked, researchers have warned. Anything less than extremely ambitious and politically unlikely carbon emissions cuts will see ecosystems in the Mediterranean change to a state unprecedented in the past 10 millennia, they said. The study, published in the journal Science, modeled what would happen to vegetation in the Mediterranean basin under four different paths of future carbon emissions, from a business-as-usual scenario at the worst end to keeping temperature rises below the Paris climate deal target of 1.5C at the other. Temperatures would rise nearly 5C globally under the worst case scenario by 2100, causing deserts to expand northwards across southern Spain and Sicily, and Mediterranean vegetation to replace deciduous forests. Even if emissions are held to the level of pledges put forward ahead of the Paris deal, southern Europe would experience a "substantial" expansion of deserts. The level of change would be beyond anything the region's ecosystems had experienced during the holocene, the geological epoch that started more than 10,000 years ago. The real impact on Mediterranean ecosystems, which are considered a hotspot of biodiversity, could be worse because the study did not look at other human impacts, such as forests being turned over to grow food. The researchers fed a model with 10,000 years of pollen records to build a picture of vegetation in the region, and used that to infer previous temperatures in the Mediterranean. They then ran the model to see what would happen to the vegetation in the future, using four different scenarios of warming, three of them taken from the UN's climate science panel, the IPCC. Only the most stringent cut in emissions -- which is roughly equivalent to meeting the Paris aspiration of holding warming to 1.5C -- would see ecosystems remain within the limits they experienced in the Holocene.

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  1. Not just Southern Spain by rrohbeck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Much of the US too: http://web.archive.org/web/200...

    1. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've lived on Miami Beach for 30+ years. In the last 6 years or so, when there is heavy rain, the water comes up over the sidewalk and completely floods the streets - **every time**. This never used to happen, and now it's totally predictable. So yeah, shit is happening, and you can observe it yourself if you choose to.

    2. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's important to note that this is a worst-case scenario, which typically means its somewhat improbable. Of course, the worst-case scenario also just so happens to make the best headlines.

      I'm not arguing that the climate isn't changing, or that's it's not worthwhile to curb pollutants and emissions. But I fear this constant fear-mongering is damaging climate science credibility as much as it's helping to push forward good environmental policies. This is highly reminiscent of the now laughable doomsday predictions around the time of our first Earth Day in 1970. Among these:

      * Civilization Will End Within 15 Or 30 Years
      * 100-200 Million People Per Year Will Be Starving To Death During The Next Ten Years
      * Population Will Inevitably And Completely Outstrip Whatever Small Increases In Food Supplies We Make
      * Demographers Agree Almost Unanimously Thirty Years From Now, The Entire World Will Be In Famine
      * In A Decade, Urban Dwellers Will Have To Wear Gas Masks To Survive Air Pollution
      * Childbearing [Will Be] A Punishable Crime Against Society, Unless The Parents Hold A Government License
      * By The Year 2000 There Won’t Be Any More Crude Oil

      There's an interesting article on why most of these dire predictions didn't come to pass, noting some positive outcomes of the increased environmental awareness, like the Clean Water, Clean Air, Endangered Species acts, and other environmental protection laws.

      When the experts have been consistently wrong with these constant doomsday predictions for 45 years, is it any wonder that people start to become skeptical of ALL climate and environmental sciences? That's not a good thing.

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    3. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're no longer in the holocene. We are living in capitalism's necrocene. This is the reason Trump is right about the hoax surrounding Climate Change. That hoax ties to suggest that if emissions were reduced then something good might happen. The big lie hides that fact that we can't do anything about it. What's worse is the Fascist media that keeps recording lower temperatures than actually occur. The only reason I don't kill myself is because I want to stick around long enough to see the few terrible months of burning hell. The seasonal ticking time bomb in the arctic will go off in a September only a few years from now.

    4. Re:Not just Southern Spain by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      The area was a desert at the temperature we'll see in 2050. Why do you call that the worst case scenario?

    5. Re:Not just Southern Spain by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      That, and it seems like every time you read something written by people who are clinically depressed, they always talk about how people are getting poorer and poorer.

      https://ourworldindata.org/gra...

    6. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Because that's what it said in the summary?

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    7. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at what happened to the Aral Sea under the Soviets. The sea doesn't really exist anymore! (except as two small pocket remnants)

    8. Re:Not just Southern Spain by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      I don't see "worst case" in the Times article about Mark Lynas.

    9. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd imagine many of those same people also still believe the world overpopulation doomsday predictions of the 70's, even though population is demonstrably trending toward peaking at around a very manageable 8.7 billion by 2055, according to recent analysis and predictions. I still encounter people (some here on slashdot) who are seriously worried about the world's population "problem", and pointing them at current trends and predictions seems to do nothing to dissuade them that it's really a non-issue.

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    10. Re:Not just Southern Spain by udachny · · Score: 0

      OK, but.... But most people alive today will not see that happening and almost all current /. readers will not see that. Maybe it will happen and maybe not, then again what does it matter to those who will not be there? Doesn't matter 1 bit, regardless of what you believe you think, once you are personally dead the entire universe may as well cease to exist, 0 difference to you.

    11. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      In The Guardian link:

      The study, published in the journal Science, modelled what would happen to vegetation in the Mediterranean basin under four different paths of future carbon emissions, from a business-as-usual scenario at the worst end to keeping temperature rises below the Paris climate deal target of 1.5C at the other.

      Temperatures would rise nearly 5C globally under the worst case scenario by 2100, causing deserts to expand northwards across southern Spain and Sicily, and Mediterranean vegetation to replace deciduous forests.

      They ran four different projections, with the worst-case of these projections representing the 5C temperature increase and southern Spain ending up a desert. Unfortunately, the paper is paywalled, so we just have to rely on the summaries.

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    12. Re:Not just Southern Spain by ishmaelflood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and there are no other changes in that time, for instance, another million lazy overfed stupid people moved to Miami and overloaded the drainage system?

    13. Re:Not just Southern Spain by rrohbeck · · Score: 2

      Those four scenarios were the four IPCC RCPs. The "worst case" is RCP8.5. We're trending slightly above RCP8.5. The other three include "negative emissions technology" and/or emissions reductions so steep that they would collapse the world economy.

    14. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Crashmarik · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bingo. Every damn square inch of land is built up and overbuilt there. The areas still next to the beaches are fine.

    15. Re:Not just Southern Spain by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      It's pretty logical why people over history want to believe the world/society/civilization is ending - it makes a superb excuse for extremely localized personal choices and values.

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    16. Re:Not just Southern Spain by locofungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's important to note that this is a worst-case scenario
      No. The worst case scenario they considered is "Business as usual".

        which typically means its somewhat improbable

      Unfortunately not. It's the most likely scenario. The only positive note is that there doesn't appear to be a concerted effort to increase emissions so it's reasonably to reject scenarios with CO2e increasing faster than BaU (unless you think positive feedbacks for CO2 and CH4 emissions are starting to significantly kick in now)

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    17. Re:Not just Southern Spain by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 0

      Well, it's only a non-issue if you're completely callous to hunger, water scarcity, and poverty. In other words, if you're an asshole.

    18. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've inherited some farmland in southern Georgia that is about 16 feet above sea level. Not worth a whole lot. Would love for it to be ocean front property. I burn extra carbon every chance I get.

      Screw the rabbits, they can swim for it.

    19. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've been going to the south of Spain about twice a year for the past 30 years. The whole region is now much greener than is was 30 years ago. Looking back at the photo's you can see that almost all the area is greener now, with the Alpujarra and Sierra Nevada regions being lush with greenery. I suspect the increase in CO2 may be causing this. If so, we need more of it.

    20. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with your plan is that you COULD be alive when the first effects will be felt.

      Indeed, we are already feeling what was predicted twenty years before.

      So let me rephrase your claim: "I sure HOPE I will be dead by the time it happens, because if not, it will be very, very uncomfortable."

      In this, being proactive on the subject would be the right solution: Euthanasia could grant you that wish. :-)

    21. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      So, you agree it's a "worst case" projection, at least in the context of the study, right? Not sure where the disagreement is then. Is my contention that "worst-case" projections are typically not the most likely?

      RCP8.5 is, I believe, a somewhat improbable model used to generate these scenarios. For instance, it assumes population growth at the very high end of current projections, rather than the more current and reasonable productions of 8.7 billion peak at the middle of this century. It assumes massive growth in coal-fired power generation, when we're now seeing trends away from that. It assumes a few other negative trends skirting the edge of reasonable probability in order to arrive at that scenario. You need to look a bit deeper than a simple trend line to determine the probability of that trend continuing on its current arc - just as what happened with population curves (which look very alarming several decades ago). The labeling of RCP8.5 of "business as usual" seems a bit off to me, as "business as usual" would have to mean literally reversing trends of pursuing cleaner energy and our clearly slowing population growth.

      That's why I call it a "worst-case", because while it's well within what is possible, I don't believe it to be probable. Thus, my contention with the headlines promoting what I feel to be an unlikely future, given current trends and policies. It think it's very valuable to have these sort of reasonably realistic outer edge probability markers, but I think it's a mistake to misrepresent them as often happens in headlines.

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    22. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Bongo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed. I once met an environmentalist who worked advising on carbon credits. I asked, what if CO2 isn't a real problem and meanwhile other pollutants are worse? The person replied, "it doesn't matter if CO2 isn't a problem, because by forcing a reduction in CO2, you're forcing a reduction in production, and a reduction in consumption," and then they added with emphasis, "it's about reducing greed."

      The whole climate change movement has unfortunately mixed together ethics and science. And used "science" as the "reason" to accept the ethics. You "MUST" cut CO2 and do it in the societal-changing ways we believe in.

      So I really am of the opinion that, by using science to push forward a particular ethics, they are damaging science's credibility as a source of OBJECTIVE truths.

      Ethics ARE indeed essential, and essential in a different domain: ethics are INTERSUBJECTIVE values. People get together and think about how they want to treat each other. It is subjective (you cannot "prove" that survival of the fittest is a better way to live than trying to help everyone be equal.) Ethical questions are things we reason out as a group, as a society, and so on. So it is inter-subjective whilst science focusses on objective truths.

      But the moment you wrap your particular ethical beliefs inside science hypothesis, models, and observations, then anyone who ends up disagreeing with that set of science hypotheses, models, and observations, ends up on the wrong side of the ETHICS, which is why "denialist" is used to mean that that person is NASTY horrible uncaring and funded by some evil interest group.

      I personally am all for a progressive humanity and humanism and more ethical living. It is morally ghastly that a human being born today might die in a war zone starving to death, or live a prosperous life, simply by accident of where they happened to be born on this rock. It is morally wrong also, that we don't seem to be able to organise around developing good abundant cleaner sources of energy (not windfarms, I said abundant) and instead are mired in decade-long politics and market crazy games. And, crucially, these are questions about ETHICS. They are not science.

      Kennedy even said in his Moon speech that technology has no ethics. We should be able to debate ETHICAL questions as a society and lay them clearly on the table as ETHICAL problems. We should not be trying to wrap ethical questions into "science" and claim the science theory happens to DEMAND the particular ethical view which you or some interest group holds. This whole "we HAVE to act" mantra and that you're a "denialist" if you happen to question their view, is absolute rubbish. And it is damaging the public's view of science.

      Separate ethics from science, and allow each to do their own job, by their own methods.

    23. Re:Not just Southern Spain by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      There's currently no indication that the world is deviating from RCP8.5+. Some countries plan to reduce their fossil fuel burning (it's questionable how much will be possible - see Germany) while developing countries pick up every ton of coal they can find. The population curve still looks very alarming to me. 11 billion before the end of the century? Interesting.

    24. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a non-issue inasmuch as we're easily able to feed all the people on this planet, which was the expected result of a global population explosion. Hunger is primarily caused by politics and corruption these days, not a lack of food - it's essentially a distribution issue. Poverty is a different issue that needs addressing, but isn't intrinsically related to or caused by dense populations.

      In other words, it doesn't make you a humanitarian to wring your hands and berate others about issues that have no real consequence. It just makes you an ignorant, self-righteous fool.

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    25. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, but.... But most people alive today will not see that happening and almost all current /. readers will not see that. Maybe it will happen and maybe not, then again what does it matter to those who will not be there?

      I will never understand why people who think like that have children (and I have met plenty of parents who spout opinions like that). Even if you won't live to see this, your kids will so that right there all on it's own should be a big fat reason to give a shit.

    26. Re:Not just Southern Spain by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 0

      That's great except that you see hunger and water scarcity as a problem that solves itself by people starving and dying from lack of water. That's not a good solution.

      Yes politics and corruption are involved, and you can bet they'll be involved when the US starts feeling the problem too (California?), but denying that the problem is real because only poor people are affected by it still kind of makes you an asshole.

    27. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look at what happened to the Aral Sea under the Soviets. The sea doesn't really exist anymore! (except as two small pocket remnants)

      Sure, we can also look at the horrible pollution in China, or environmental disasters right here at home (thankfully rarer these days). I'm not saying that there aren't real issues. But I think some caution must be employed with proclaiming potential worst-case doomsday scenarios as an expected result. The more often scientists or experts predict the end of the world and it doesn't come to pass, the more people will stop trusting science in the first place, and that seems like a very bad thing to me.

      In fact, I think we're already starting to witness this phenomenon, as many, many people believe global warming is a complete hoax. It's a little hard to dissuade them when they can see for themselves that dire predictions made just a decade or two ago have been laughably overstated. Why believe the current predictions then? If earlier predictions had been even slightly more accurate, they'd have no justification in doubting the current science. Trust is earned, and climatologists have done a terrible job at earning that trust with effective predictions so far.

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    28. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      improbable? this is not an argument. what matters is what the probability of the event and how much uncertainty around it.

      giving examples of somebody's failed predictions should be a proof for dismissal of a paper written by someone else?

      also: https://arxiv.org/abs/1410.5787

    29. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      When the human population was at half its current value, the percentage of starving people was probably the same, or higher. And the reasons were the same, too.

      Population itself is not the problem, no matter how much of a shit you want to make of yourself.

    30. Re:Not just Southern Spain by idji · · Score: 1

      You note these positive outcomes which were about protecting natural resources. The next one we need to do is reduce C02 in the atmosphere. If we don't have this positive outcome then the doomsday scenarios are real, We are already over 400 ppm and it's going up fast. We now live in the Anthropocene - our generation has changed the planet forever - no previous generations did that. The future will not be like the past - our actions will continue to change the planet. and it seems to me that the switch to solar + battery and then using excess energy to decarbonize the atmosphere is the only future I can see actually happening now. I want solar+battery to work, because fracking won't save us, nor do I see nuclear happening. Solar+battery is happening now, and individuals can get involved - we cannot get involved in wind, tides or much geothermal. While the politicians do nothing except stare at polls, we the people are plastering our houses with solar and buy batteries. Then the politicians will eventually step up when they see the people taking action and start consistently demanding national and global action.

    31. Re:Not just Southern Spain by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      Perhaps but the population affected by water scarcity was restricted to certain geographic areas. Today, thanks to US climate change denial and energy policy, we can expect it to be a global phenomenon.

    32. Re:Not just Southern Spain by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Oceanfront property is overrated. Hurricanes keep knocking down the house and washing out the roads.

      Rabbit stew, on the other hand...

    33. Re:Not just Southern Spain by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Because by then Sergio Leone won't be around to film there!

    34. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dire predictions made just a decade or two ago have been laughably overstated.

      You didn't switch on your air conditioning in January the last 2 years.

      I'm now growing tropical fruit in a non-tropical climate zone and have been for over a decade.

      And that's just the early stages.

    35. Re:Not just Southern Spain by gregraven · · Score: 1

      And glaciers everywhere, just like in 1904. https://weathernewsblog.wordpr...

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    36. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to base projections based on reasonable evidence for future events rather than an appeal to lack of change over some previous period when different facts applied. For example, chances of dying of cholera were pretty static for millennia until water treatment and distribution improved in many parts of the world and rates reduced, thankfully. Of course the problem was in 1800 you may not have predicted the rapid change between then and 1900. Predictions are hard, especially about the future!

    37. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      It's important to note that this is a worst-case scenario, .

      Further clarification. Its a worst case scenario based on an unproven model.

    38. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The 'scenario' is based on a simple yet unproven assumption that a warmer globe means a drier climate in specific localized regions. Yet there is no proof of this or a validated model for this. With our inability to understand the feedback mechanisms in a warmer world that we've not yet witnessed, we might find that precipitation actually increases in some of these regions.

      We can be serious about addressing CO2 issues without assuming everything must get worse everywhere as a result. I call general bullshit on the predictions that always say dry areas get dryer, wet areas get wetter, stormy regions get stormier. Its too simple an assumption in a complex system.

    39. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Look at what happened to the Aral Sea under the Soviets. The sea doesn't really exist anymore! (except as two small pocket remnants)

      I've seen what's left of it from 10,000 metres. Bit of an eye-opener when I realised what it was, and that it didn't look much at all like what's shown on maps made just 50 or 60 years ago.

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    40. Re:Not just Southern Spain by KonoWatakushi · · Score: 1

      Taking matters into our own hands is a nice thought, but solar+battery are not happening on any meaningful scale. Such installations rely heavily on subsidies and absent far better battery technology than we have, will always depend on the grid. However, the grid can't support more than a small fraction of solar, as California is learning now.

      The problem we face is that most "greens" have lost sight of the goal, which should be maximizing reduction of emissions. Instead, they are busy waging a war on nuclear, on behalf of fossil fuel interests. They measure success by "capacity" and renewable installation rate, while ignoring emissions, which are steady or increasing. Prematurely closing nuclear plants in places like Germany and California has essentially wiped away any potential benefit of their renewables, because they are inevitably replaced by fossil fuels. Every time. The only real change is substantially increased retail electricity rates.

      The recent lawsuit against zero emission credits in New York is quite telling. ZEC are an attempt to recognize the value of clean energy from nuclear, which is unfairly disadvantaged by generous renewable incentives which exclude nuclear, and temporarily low gas prices thanks to the glut of supply. The ZEC hedges against the inevitable rebound in gas pricing and its volatility, ultimately saving consumers money and ensuring that retail electricity prices will not skyrocket.

      This lawsuit demonstrates their real intention. Note that renewable-only incentives have encountered no resistance, because they lock in gas and coal backup indefinitely. With nuclear out of the way it will allow them to make the most of their renewable partnership and drive up fossil energy prices. That would be acceptable if the hybrid fossil/renewable system could economically reduce emissions, but that has yet to happen even once.

    41. Re:Not just Southern Spain by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Very well said, thank you.

      I've met similar environmentalists who went as far as to say, in so many words: "We don't want solutions that don't force a reduction in greed". That was a while ago though, and thankfully that attitude has changed for the better with mainstream environmentalists. Nowadays, their line is that reduction of one type of pollution is good even if that kind of pollution turns out to be not much of a problem: reductions are often achieved by cleaner engines, improved efficiency and logistics, reduction of waste and so on, which means less overall pollution, and as a bonus, less dependancy on fossil fuels from craphole countries. There's money to be earned by being green.

      I'd be very wary of anyone working on carbon credits though. It's a perfect vehicle for pushing ethics of certain people into the geopolitical arena, and part of it seems like a scam designed to line the pockets of Gore et al. But the good news is: emission levels in the developed world are dropping, we're now at 1990 levels in Europe, and the shift of manufacturing to the east only accounts for a small portion of that reduction. It is possible to achieve significant reductions without messing up our lifestyle too much (we can still be "greedy consumerist fucks" if we want to)

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    42. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you should build a proper concrete or brick house, like normal people do.

    43. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yeah, shit is happening, and you can observe it yourself

      You be an idiot. What you are observing is over and mis development. You are not observing the impacts of Global Warming.

      Most sane and educated people can distinguish between the two. You must fall into the other category.

    44. Re:Not just Southern Spain by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      The 'scenario' is based on a simple yet unproven assumption that a warmer globe means a drier climate in specific localized regions. Yet there is no proof of this or a validated model for this.

      We know what weather patterns form deserts, and what produces those weather patterns. Are you saying that we can't take a good guess at what will happen if we simply pour more energy into the existing weather patterns? I suspect that's something we're fairly good at.

      With our inability to understand the feedback mechanisms in a warmer world that we've not yet witnessed, we might find that precipitation actually increases in some of these regions.

      Yes, we might. But probably not. We've already had the opportunity to observe significant global warming, so our ability to make declarative statements about it is improving over time, and you're pretending that it itsn't.

      I call general bullshit on the predictions that always say dry areas get dryer, wet areas get wetter, stormy regions get stormier. Its too simple an assumption in a complex system.

      That's not the prediction. This is a prediction about one specific dry area. You know what's more suspicious than a prediction that a dry area will get dryer? Refusing to accept such a plausible prediction. They're making a quite believable claim (adding energy to a system will increase its extremes) and you are making the exceptional counterclaim. It is you with the responsibility of providing exceptional evidence.

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    45. Re:Not just Southern Spain by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "it's about reducing greed."
      The whole climate change movement has unfortunately mixed together ethics and science. And used "science" as the "reason" to accept the ethics. You "MUST" cut CO2 and do it in the societal-changing ways we believe in.

      Here's the problem. You think they're objecting to greed on some whimsical basis. They aren't. They're objecting to it on the basis of physics. If we continue to live extractively, we are going to continue to force global warming. The biosphere cannot sustain our greed.

      I personally am all for a progressive humanity and humanism and more ethical living.

      Well then shut the fuck up and stop working against it, idiot.

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    46. Re:Not just Southern Spain by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's pretty logical why people over history want to believe the world/society/civilization is ending - it makes a superb excuse for extremely localized personal choices and values.

      Societies and civilizations always end. That's what they do.

      Nobody said the world is ending. The claim is that it's about to get extremely inconvenient for humans.

      It's pretty logical why people move the goalposts — so they don't have to actually do anything to change.

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    47. Re:Not just Southern Spain by bfpierce · · Score: 1

      Most of these predictions have had band-aids applied to them over the last 45 years to mitigate the impacts, policies and programs that have done a ton of work.

      All of those things are still major problems currently, ALL of them.

      So what's the problem really, that scientists make predictions or that people can't get their head around the fact that things change over a 50 year period?

    48. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

      We know what weather patterns form deserts, and what produces those weather patterns. Are you saying that we can't take a good guess at what will happen if we simply pour more energy into the existing weather patterns? I suspect that's something we're fairly good at.

      I am saying we can't predict what those weather patterns will be after a large shift in global temperatures. I don't know why you would suspect we are good at it, we can't predict rainfall or drought seasonally. There is no validated model that shows we can. You can assume we can, that's fine if you like.

      Yes, we might. But probably not. We've already had the opportunity to observe significant global warming, so our ability to make declarative statements about it is improving over time, and you're pretending that it itsn't.

      I never said we won't have warming over time. You must have read something I didn't say.

      That's not the prediction. This is a prediction about one specific dry area. You know what's more suspicious than a prediction that a dry area will get dryer? Refusing to accept such a plausible prediction. They're making a quite believable claim (adding energy to a system will increase its extremes) and you are making the exceptional counterclaim. It is you with the responsibility of providing exceptional evidence.

      I understand the prediction is one specific area. That is my point, We don't have that ability. I didn't refuse to accept it. I said we don't have any certainty or validation against a larger global warming shift. Your insistence that it must be correct is more telling. I don't insist it is wrong, I am just saying we don't have any certainly in these models. Obviously I can't present evidence that the models have uncertainty, as you can present evidence they are correct. I can say with certainty that the climate locally is part of a very complex model, and we've not shown any ability to accurately reflect that model in the short term, so there is little reason to believe it is accurate it the long term. But you can go ahead an just insist that it must be accurate if you like. I maintain a more critical view.

    49. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the problem. You think they're objecting to greed on some whimsical basis. They aren't. They're objecting to it on the basis of physics. If we continue to live extractively, we are going to continue to force global warming. The biosphere cannot sustain our greed.

      Actually, if you've been following the debate in Washington state regarding Initiative 732, a revenue-neutral carbon tax is encountering significant resistance to the left because it doesn't do enough to advance social justice. Vox has a good discussion of the debate here:

      http://www.vox.com/2016/10/18/13012394/i-732-carbon-tax-washington

    50. Re:Not just Southern Spain by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Nobody said the world is ending. The claim is that it's about to get extremely inconvenient for humans.

      Stop making sense. This is a Slashdot global warming thread. We're all supposed to say science is full of shit.

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    51. Re:Not just Southern Spain by khallow · · Score: 1
      You ever consider the possibility you are completely full of shit? Would be another reason to stick around.

      What's worse is the Fascist media that keeps recording lower temperatures than actually occur.

      LOL. There's a reason I go with evidence and not feelings.

    52. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not one of the assholes who switches on air conditioning. I'm not enough of an asshole to live in an area where AC is needed very frequently.

    53. Re:Not just Southern Spain by khallow · · Score: 0

      The problem with your plan is that you COULD be alive when the first effects will be felt.

      So what? You have yet to show that the "first effects" are going to be serious. In the meantime, status quo means I'll probably live to see half the world achieve developed world status. Elimination of global poverty still looks to me to be a more worthy goal than mitigating climate change and I do believe there is a large trade off between the two.

    54. Re: Not just Southern Spain by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of people in the entire world do not require AC, they do without, just fine.
      AC exists in places where

      Very large buildings are built with inadequate natural heating/cooling solutions
      Houses are built for fatuous people who want to live in a semi-tropical climate, but spend their days inside an artificially produced cool continental climate.

      Home A/C should require a prescription, it's just wasteful for 99% of those using it.

    55. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      I've lived on Miami Beach for 30+ years. In the last 6 years or so, when there is heavy rain, the water comes up over the sidewalk and completely floods the streets - **every time**. This never used to happen, and now it's totally predictable. So yeah, shit is happening, and you can observe it yourself if you choose to.

      Oh boy - there's some dingdong I've had a row with who is gonna be pissed at you! He claims that there is absolutely no water rise issues in Miami, all is well, and all of the data claiming water rise is a conspiracy, all of the reports are a conspiracy, and there is no such thing as sea level rise.

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    56. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So you should build a proper concrete or brick house, like normal people do.

      Don't get too cocky - they don't float.

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    57. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, I think we're already starting to witness this phenomenon, as many, many people believe global warming is a complete hoax. .

      That's really inaccurate. Most people believe the planet is warming. The hoax is that human activity is the primary driver.

    58. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      But I fear this constant fear-mongering is damaging climate science credibility as much as it's helping to push forward good environmental policies.

      I fear that people who jam everyone into the most radical fringes of any thought process do a fair bit of damage as well.

      Because life just doesn't work that way. Not everyone is fringe.

      If there is an apocalypse that is based on AGW, it will possibly be based on humanity destroying most of itself through the time honored standard ways, such as warfare. As countries find a changing climate they might become desperate and invade other countries.

      Because as the climate and resulting weather patters shift, some places will be hammered hard, and some places will be greatly benefited. And now that we have the means to wipe ourselves off the face of the earth with not a lot of effort, it might behoove us to look into the resulting social upheaval.

      That's why the US military does a lot of planning for that upheaval. Whatever others think of them, they are pretty smart people.

      So just because your crazy uncle Don thinks AGW is a hoax created by the Heathen Chinee, or cousin Moonbeam says our only chance is if the crystal aliens rescue us and take us to heaven, doesn't mean ti ain't so, just that our families have some nuts in them.

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    59. Re:Not just Southern Spain by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Doom's day preachers have been at it since time immemorial. Go and read the Illiad - the world's oldest book - it also talks about past golden times and future doom and gloom and that was in about 850 BC. There is nothing new under the sun really.

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    60. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the problem. You think they're objecting to greed on some whimsical basis. They aren't. They're objecting to it on the basis of physics.

      No, the problem is you can't read. GP said:
      The whole climate change movement has unfortunately mixed together ethics and science. And used "science" as the "reason" to accept the ethics.

      You then proceeded to declare that greed is evil because of physics...

      Your statement is about as awful as the meta-physical psychic healers declaring quantum physics proves their $75 multi colour special metal necklace cures cancer.

    61. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing his point.

      If we continue to live extractively, we are going to continue to force global warming. The biosphere cannot sustain our greed.

      That is science.

      But saying it's bad is not science. And saying it's bad enough that we should stick our guns in peoples' faces with "change or else" ultimatum isn't science.

      It's not even that you're wrong. I agree with you. I personally think it's worth using deadly force against other people to prevent pollution, because my ethics have a huge hatred of pollution. Pollution is, itself, an aggressive use of force against the innocent.

      But you've got to watch how you present it. Every time you frame value judgements as science, you're lying. And people can easily see that you're lying and label you a liar, so they shut down and stop listening.

      [The above paragraph is the social scientist in me, explaining.]

      And them ceasing to listen to you, is a bad thing. So it's best to try to communicate accurately.

      [That's the ethical strategist in me, explaining.]

    62. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Global warming and the elimination of global poverty are mutually exclusive. Global poverty will only rise as the effects of global warming are felt more severely. Get ready to welcome 'refugees' from the affected regions into your neighborhood. Human population only keeps growing while at the same time it will begin migrating to the more habitable parts of the Earth once their home becomes uncomfortably hot or turns to desert. Everyone will have a terrible time.

    63. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we had a system of sensors and recordings over the years that were more accurate and unbiased than one person's opinion and perspective... OH RIGHT, WE DO.
      But don't let facts get into your way, when you 'perceive' something that agrees with your belief system, embrace it. 20 years of global temperature data from an unbiased orbital monitoring system... ignore it.
      Why even have position bias if you aren't going to use it? Faith doesn't require data.

    64. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Predicted average global temperatures for the last 20 years failed to materialize. Why, using the same models that were all wrong, would you rely on them to be right moving forward? I know why... and people get prickly when you challenge their belief systems with facts. The Prophet told you the doom was coming and we were all going to be punished for our sins... Yeah yeah yeah.

    65. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try "greed is inefficient and there are a finite amount of resources". That's pretty close to evil, especially when combined with a fuck-you-I've-got-mine attitude.

      If you're stung by the moral implications maybe you should develop better morals.

    66. Re:Not just Southern Spain by NetNed · · Score: 1

      Environmental awareness is fine. Climate change doesn't help this as it sucks money away from truly good efforts to clean areas up and protect lands. Clean waters, stopping pollution, etc, have all lost funds to the succubus of climate change. It's might raise awareness but if funding is robbed from these other causes it hurts them more than helps.

    67. Re:Not just Southern Spain by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I think the overpopulation thing is people being smug jerks to those who have children, or those who want to look down on other cultures. The fear that Africa and India are going to overtake Europe and the US on the world stage by breeding is a common thought in some right wing conspiracy circles, and it gives them a reason to feel superior. Like the movie Idiocracy with racism. It has more than enough logic to it to convince your uncle who is sure Obama is Kenyan.

    68. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overrated by you. The real estate market tells a much different tale.

    69. Re: Not just Southern Spain by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I think you're giving climate change deniers too much credit. Deniers of any strain don't really need any fodder for what they believe in. 9/11 and sandy hook "truthers" obviously have nothing much concrete to point at for their insistence. The fossil fuel industry is able to conjure up enough FUD to keep skepticism alive even if researchers HAD behaved ideally.

      Furthermore, I'd question whether climate change skepticism is the real barrier to dealing with the issue. I think inertia and apathy on the part of the public are far bigger impediments. Most americans don't go frothing at the mouth if you mention climate change. They just think "meh". Highlighting the scary specific predictions is likely more effective at motivating them.

      Finally, FFS, that's how science works, you make predictions based on the data you have at the time. It's not a crystal ball. Why is the public consistently surprised that sensationalist headlines aren't 100% certain? "Eggs are bad, eggs are good, hurr hurr hurr, may as well smoke this cigarette, it's probably good for me in a few years."

    70. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Immerman · · Score: 1

      That's a feature - you can stand on the roof and hope for rescue. Ever tried to sail a house?

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    71. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Immerman · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, the worst-case projections for human carbon emissions have consistently been exceeded since we first realized that we were going to have a problem over a half-century ago, so there's reason to be concerned as well.

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    72. Re: Not just Southern Spain by khallow · · Score: 1

      Global warming and the elimination of global poverty are mutually exclusive.

      That has yet to be shown.

      But what can be shown is the remarkable counterproductive nature of current mitigation efforts. Germany and Denmark have greatly increased the price of their electricity without significantly changing their CO2 emissions. We continue to have poorly designed carbon credit markets. We continue to have a variety of white elephant projects to product relatively expensive renewable energy using a variety of dead-end technologies.

      There has been a great deal of effort put forth into propaganda such as the research of this story that there is only one course of action, extreme, urgent climate mitigation right now. The problem remains as I noted at the beginning that there's no evidence to support these claims. Exaggerated projections based on exaggerated models is not evidence.

    73. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With more global warming, we'll never see another hurricane again!

      Call me back when these jokers get JUST ONE PREDICTION right.

    74. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Societies and civilizations always end"

      Whatever you say round eye.

      t. China

    75. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wondered why scientists are demanding action, rather than simply figuring out what is going on. Isn't it more of an engineering problem to create solutions?

    76. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weather patterns do not form deserts. You're mostly wrong about things and you're wrong here too. You think you know so much. Maybe you'd know more if you shut your gob and listened to those who actually work in the field.

      So how about shutting up for a while?

    77. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Immerman · · Score: 1

      News flash, they already have us outnumbered.
      Population of Africa: 1.22 billion
      Population of India: 1.25 billion
      Population of Europe: 0.74 billion
      Population of North America: 0.53 billion
      Population of South America: 0.42 billion

      The fundamental problem with overpopulation is the fact that the planet is finite - we're already consuming considerably more resources than the Earth's ecosystem can replace. The Earth is a lot bigger than us, so its not obvious, but in financial terms we're spending the capital rather than living off the interest, and that isn't sustainable in the long term. Worse, that's the case before we even consider ecological damage from pollution and development.

      Granted, we could do a lot better, in theory at least. For example estimates put global food waste at somewhere between 50% and 75% (produce that's unattractive, damaged in shipping, spends to much time on the store shelves, gets discarded from factories as undesirable, or gets thrown away by end-customers because they served themselves too much, or left leftovers in the fridge too long). If we handled things efficiently we could easily feed everyone well, while dramatically reducing our agricultural ecological load... but barring some social or technological miracle that's not going to happen.

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    78. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Which is of course nonsense. The primary driver is clearly atmospheric CO2 levels, all other factors combined accounts for only a fraction of observed heating. And we know it's us increasing CO2 levels, because the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere is increasing *slower* than we are dumping CO2 into it. (An easy to calculate number - we know roughly how much coal and oil is consumed in the world, and how much CO2 is produced when it's burnt)

      It doesn't matter how much complicated plumbing is involved, if the amount of water in the swimming pool is increasing more slowly than your hose is adding it, then it's a pretty safe bet that if you stopped adding water, the pool would stop filling up.

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    79. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      That's a feature - you can stand on the roof and hope for rescue. Ever tried to sail a house?

      Reminds me of the old Joke.....

      A man was in an ara struck by a hurricane. The police came by and told him he needed to get on the bus that would take him to a shelter. P "No thank you sir, My faith is strong, and God will protect me"

      The policeman shrugged his shoulders and left.P The storm raged on, and the water filled the streets and came up to the porch. A boat came out to rescue the man.

      Oh, no! My faith is strong, and God will surely provide for me as long as I have faith!" the man told the person in the boat.

      The boat left to rescue others.

      The water rose and rose, and a dam near th eman's house broke. The man climbed onto his roof, but the water was still rising.

      A rescue Helicopter came by, and dropped a ladder for the man to climb up and be pulled out of certain death

      The man replied "NO! Who would I be to lose my faith in God? He will deliver me from this flood so long as I believe!!" The Helicopter left.

      The water continued to rise, and the man was swept off his roof and drowned.

      Arriving at the pearly gates, The man met God.

      "God! Why have you abandoned me in the moment I needed you most? I needed saved, and you let me drown!"

      God replied, You idiot! First I sent the police to rescue you, then I sent a boat to rescue you, then I sent a helicopter to rescue you! What more did you want?"

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    80. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Florida is predominantly swampland and sinkhole ridden. Florida is being developed at an alarming rate.

      Couldn't POSSIBLY have anything to do with either of those things though!

      Yes, it could have a lot to do with it. But that doesn't mean the ocean levels are not rising. Especially in the southern part of Florida, the land is all very near to sea level. This means that small increases in sea level will have large effects on real estate. So places that were not affected years ago, are now. Portions of Miami regularly have incursions of seawater diring spring tides, that did not have them in years past.

      http://www.newyorker.com/magaz...

      But fear not, The Governor of Florida has simply banned ocean level rise, so the problem has been fixed.

      That and a lot of pumps. We are not truly pissing against the tide. http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014...

      And as noted, the sure fire cure foro this is , as noted “Let’s pray, let’s pray, let’s pray, it’s going to get better,” said Caballero."

      Who knew?

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    81. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By 2100 we will have enough renewable cheap energy and advanced desalination tech so that no desert will exist that we don't want.

    82. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biosphere will take care of itself. It may be really unpleasant as it does. We may swim upstream once in awhile or grab a few branches here and there but the waterfall is coming. Calling someone an idiot is as helpful as throwing benzene in a river, it's the opposite of persuasion based upon facts / reason. Good luck saving the planet calling people names. Marginalizing a worthy movement w/ bad manners and contempt. See you at the bottom of the falls. Call me whatever names you'd like. I'll continue to do my best to make a smallish dent on this place.

    83. Re:Not just Southern Spain by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Some of these predictions didn't come true precisely because they were made. Particularly the air pollution problem. Do you remember what it was like during rush hour in the late 70s early 80s? I lived in a medium-sized Texas town, and I remember the clouds of smog on a hot summer day. As an asthmatic, you learned to just not go outside when it looked like that. In China people DO have to wear particulate filters on really bad days. So frankly, this isn't too far off the mark.

      Additionally, I remember in the early 80's they were saying it would get warmer in the next 30 years. It certainly has, although so slow that it has been imperceptible to those living through it. Had population continued to rise at 1970's rates (about 2.0% globally), rather than drop to about 1.6%, it's hard to say how all of this would have played out. In the US the rates are more like 1.2% down to 0.8%, but there was still a slowdown in the rate of growth. Some of the alarmists probably made life a little better for the rest of us who just don't pay attention. Hard to say.

      It's a pity they didn't foresee the complete mess we have made of the oceans. At least not enough of them to change public awareness and perception.

    84. Re:Not just Southern Spain by kimvette · · Score: 1

      > * 100-200 Million People Per Year Will Be Starving To Death During The Next Ten Years

      That was a gross under-estimate.

      > * Population Will Inevitably And Completely Outstrip Whatever Small Increases In Food Supplies We Make

      Today we produce enough food to feed ~13 billion people, but most of it is thrown away either due to greed or mismanagement.

      > * Demographers Agree Almost Unanimously Thirty Years From Now, The Entire World Will Be In Famine

      For 1-2 BILLION people, it probably seems like the entire world is in famine because famine is all they will ever know. See: greed and mismanagement, above

      > * In A Decade, Urban Dwellers Will Have To Wear Gas Masks To Survive Air Pollution

      Clean air will be sold in cans, so consider the business opportunity. Yay capitalism! ;)

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    85. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1
      To quote the master:

      Science, like nature, must also be tamed
      With a view towards its preservation
      Given the same, State of integrity
      It will surely serve us well

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    86. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If half the world's population is hungry or at war, in what way is that "manageable"?

    87. Re:Not just Southern Spain by DeafAnchovy · · Score: 1

      > When the experts have been consistently wrong with these constant doomsday predictions for 45 years, is it any wonder that people start to become skeptical of ALL climate and environmental sciences? That's not a good thing. Yeah, Concern Troll for Science Nr 1, whose main aim is "nothing to see here, move on." So, we do nothing about climate change. Right. We already have our first resource war of the anthropocene in Syria. European crops failed last year. To get back to where we were 40 years ago in terms of emissions pollutants, we have to *reverse* emissions output. We have to stop putting out all emissions and find a way of scrubbing the atmosphere. You're not helping.

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    88. Re: Not just Southern Spain by DeafAnchovy · · Score: 1

      > In fact, I think we're already starting to witness this phenomenon, as many, many people believe global warming is a complete hoax. Right. So nothing to do with goons like you spreading your bullshit even since the GW warnings started happening?

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    89. Re:Not just Southern Spain by DeafAnchovy · · Score: 1

      That's not the problem, as well you know. The increase in population means that more resources will be consumed ... more pollutants released, more global warming, more crop failures, floods ...

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    90. Re:Not just Southern Spain by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      Hunger is primarily caused by politics and corruption these days, not a lack of food - it's essentially a distribution issue

      ... and so it does not deserve our attention and can be left as an exercise for the respected reader.

    91. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Gussington · · Score: 1

      It's pretty logical why people over history want to believe the world/society/civilization is ending - it makes a superb excuse for extremely localized personal choices and values.

      Well it's logical because it always happens on a regular basis. Sumerians, Greeks, Romans, Aztecs etc etc all ended at some point. I'm sure someone with a better history education can fill a page with other examples. As the other poster said, no-one is claiming the end of the world, but a major civilisation altering event is actually going to happen sooner or later. Even in the boy who cried wolf, the wolf eventually made an appearance.

    92. Re:Not just Southern Spain by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that sewage outflow raises the level of the ocean?

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    93. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Gussington · · Score: 1

      When the human population was at half its current value, the percentage of starving people was probably the same, or higher. And the reasons were the same, too.

      Agree.

      Population itself is not the problem, no matter how much of a shit you want to make of yourself.

      Although I disagree with this. You can only fill a room with so many people, and while population is not the cause of starvation, it is a huge impediment to fixing it, since the things required to fix it, basic health, education, a fair legal system, equal rights etc, would result in a lot more wealthier less hungry people, who all now want hardwood flooring and steak dinners. I'm not sure the world can support 7 billion people who all own cars, eat beef, and enjoy air conditioning.

    94. Re: Not just Southern Spain by Gussington · · Score: 1

      The more often scientists or experts predict the end of the world and it doesn't come to pass, the more people will stop trusting science in the first place, and that seems like a very bad thing to me.

      It's a catch 22 because the reason the end of world scenarios don't happen precisely because someone called it out, research was done, and either debunked it or implemented measures to prevent it.
      This is why education is so important in a democracy. An education can teach you to distinguish real science from media headlines, and voters will be able to make choices based on reason rather than fear.

    95. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His world is fire and blood. The game of survival produces loners with only one instinct; to stay alive. His name was Max.

    96. Re:Not just Southern Spain by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I am saying we can't predict what those weather patterns will be after a large shift in global temperatures.

      And you are basing that on... what?

      I don't know why you would suspect we are good at it, we can't predict rainfall or drought seasonally. There is no validated model that shows we can. You can assume we can, that's fine if you like.

      That's calling moving the goalposts, son. The claim is that we can determine what will happen on average, not what will happen tomorrow. People move the goalposts when they know they can't make the actual goal, so they can get a trophy even when they don't deserve one.

      I understand the prediction is one specific area. That is my point, We don't have that ability.

      And yet, you have still failed to provide any evidence that suggests that you're right, and they're wrong. All you've done is engage in logical fallacy. If that's the best you can do, stop trying.

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    97. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      I never said they are wrong, i said they are unproven and have gresr uncertainty. I don't need to provide any evidence. You are saying they are right, where is your evidence? Do you know of any single model of local climate that has been validated to properly reflect the impact of long term global warming? I bet you don't even know what models exist

    98. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I get that 1970's scientific predictions burned you personally, somehow. You were obviously paying attention and worried about them.

      However that was 46 years go. Maybe it's time to just acknowledge those predictions as an error and move on? Have you never made any errors?

      I would note that many of the worst predictions came out of the Club of Rome. Club of Rome took a bad beating in the years that followed for being wrong. However a dispassionate analysis shows that they were not wrong on strategic direction, they erred in their timing.

      The Club of Rome was fundamentally correct about population growth and the carrying capacity of the Earth. What they did not anticipate were the positive impacts of things like the Green Revolution. Club of Rome also seemed to promote a top-down, command and control approach to population growth. That turned many people off, particularly people of faith, and many naturally conservative, privacy and family oriented cultures.

      In later decades it has become apparent that a more positive approach to controlling population growth works much better. Simply make people's lives better. Pave their streets, give them electricity, an education, clean water and public health. That way you don't have to risk offending them by giving 'education' (sometimes little more than heavy-handed lectures) about family planning. If you make people's lives better and improve their standard of living, their family sizes magically go down automatically. People figure out controlling fertility all on their own. They may need some education but now they are seeking it out, not having it pushed at them.

      So yeah, going on a half-century and you are still beating the dead horse of Club of Rome. Maybe give it a rest, the world agrees with you about the Club of Rome.

    99. Re:Not just Southern Spain by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      well he did say "this shit is happening" so apparently so! ;-)

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    100. Re:Not just Southern Spain by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      The boy who cried wolf was still right when the wolf came...

      In this case the scientists are saying "the wolf is coming unless we act now"

      And yet luddites get treated as some sort of valid opinion.

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    101. Re:Not just Southern Spain by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      you see economic collapse, whereas history would tell you it's simply a massive opportunity.

      Unless we just sit and stew in our own failure, there will be massive demand for mitigation technology...something that's rather good for an economy.

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    102. Re:Not just Southern Spain by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      yep they did fail to materialize. the temps are HIGHER than predicted. show us the scientific studies that predicted otherwise.

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    103. Re:Not just Southern Spain by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      peaking at 8.7 billion in just 40 years? given that we're over 7 already...that would seem to foretell some massive die offs... Do you have a source?

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    104. Re:Not just Southern Spain by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I never said they are wrong, i said they are unproven and have gresr uncertainty.

      You need to buy a dictionary, not because of your typo, but because you don't know what the words you're using mean. That sentence did not make any sense as written. Go back and read your dictionary until you understand it. I did this from the ages of three to five. Your turn, son, but you're a little fucking late.

      I don't need to provide any evidence.

      They have. Your turn, son, but you're a little fucking late.

      Do you know of any single model of local climate that has been validated to properly reflect the impact of long term global warming? I bet you don't even know what models exist

      You don't even understand the difference between climate and weather.

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    105. Re:Not just Southern Spain by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine many of those same people also still believe the world overpopulation doomsday predictions of the 70's, even though population is demonstrably trending toward peaking at around a very manageable 8.7 billion by 2055, according to recent analysis and predictions.

      Manageable? Talk to me when we are serving the basic needs of the people already on this planet. Talk to me when we are not spending through natural capital more rapidly than it can be replenished. With our current behavior, Earth is already over its carrying capacity, as easily proven by the unserved demands we're placing upon the biosphere. CO2 levels continue to rise (and are already higher than they have been any time during human existence) and oceanic acidification continues to increase. When these things are no longer true, then you can blather about "manageable". We are provably not managing the population we have now.

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    106. Re:Not just Southern Spain by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think the overpopulation thing is people being smug jerks to those who have children,

      Good, the last thing the world needs is more ignorant fucks littering the world with more ill-behaved progeny. Fuck people who have children without a plan for mitigating their environmental impact. Fuck them right in their selfish faces.

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    107. Re:Not just Southern Spain by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Population itself is not the problem, no matter how much of a shit you want to make of yourself.

      It really is, because more humans do more environmental damage. It's not the reason why people don't get fed, but it is the reason why people in the future won't be able to get fed by growing crops in soil outdoors.

      Granted, we could live with less environmental impact on average, but until we do, the population is still a problem. You could fix the equation by reducing other values than P, but it's still a value in the equation that's making a whole lot of turds come out of the other end.

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    108. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the population was at half its current value the percentage of starving people was much higher. And the percentage of poor people is falling drastically around the globe. Even while the population skyrockets the number of poor is going down.

    109. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Your sophomoric response is telling.

    110. Re:Not just Southern Spain by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a joke:
      A kid is asking his father: -Daddy, who did you actually want, a boy or a girl?
      The guy replies: -Actually I wanted your mother...

    111. Re:Not just Southern Spain by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Israel inherited a desert. Since 1948, Israel has been planting trees and using their drip water systems to encourage growth. Trees moderate the temperature and have a side effect that cooler land means less water evaporation. By the way, Jews do sponsor a tree for most celebrations (birthdays, anniversaries, marriages, funerals etc.).

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    112. Re:Not just Southern Spain by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I was wondering if anyone else would see that connection.

      Spaghetti for supper, I think.

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    113. Re:Not just Southern Spain by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      When the human population was at half its current value, the percentage of starving people was probably the same, or higher. And the reasons were the same, too.

      I don't have any numbers to show it, but I suspect that it was much higher than it is now, namely because mass famine has historically been a chronic problem in Asian and African countries, whereas that's no longer the case. I think the reason things are different now is due to big changes to agricultural technology that have come about over the last 60 years. Synthetic pesticides, synthetic fertilizers, GMO, etc. You get massively increased crop yields without needing to increase the landmass required for farming.

      Ironically the "clean food movement" seeks to roll back these technologies, raise the costs of food production, and go back to famine, and for no good reason other than they have some kind of religious objection to modern agriculture.

    114. Re:Not just Southern Spain by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Good, the last thing the world needs is more ignorant fucks littering the world with more ill-behaved progeny. Fuck people who have children without a plan for mitigating their environmental impact. Fuck them right in their selfish faces.

      Well it's typically poor people that have a lot of kids, but we're supposed to have sympathy for the poor and not speak ill of them or the homeless people who leave trash all over and run in the middle of the street, blocking traffic, so they can pickup a quarter.

    115. Re:Not just Southern Spain by syntotic · · Score: 1

      Bad model, run one with people actually working the fields and using modern technology. Southern Spain a desert is just too good for Arabs reinvading. My bet is Spaniards have been doing it wrong since before La Reconquista and it is the influence of Arabs because, if Arabs do live in deserts, how exactly do you expect them to influence others, what with? Stop blaming greenhouse gases, it sounds simplistic. Now we have only to fall down to premedieval industrial levels to recover in 100 years for change over 10,000 years! Spain fell behind in R&D, that is obvious, they will not be 1st in technological applications either. Why not spend the money in designing agricultural plans and more R&D to revert the trend? I cannot believe we cannot super cultivate the place to avoid desertification, despite Spaniards, that is.

    116. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article also correctly notes that the worst of the four cases is also the continuation of the status quo. In my view that makes it the most likely scenario, because it doesn't look like greenhouse gas emissions will be reduced anytime soon. I wonder why they didn't include a scenario where emissions continue to grow. It's not unlikely. Great parts of the world are still being industrialized, fossil-fueled individual transport is still increasing, and states that don't give a shit about ecology (Russia, China, Turkey) are on the rise in the global power balance.

    117. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, no. It's the most probable case. It's just the continuation of the current trend. Emissions growing beyond current levels are entirely possible, I would say even probable. Don't you see how coal and shale oil/gas are booming? Would they extract these at such high cost if they weren't planning to burn them? The selection of these four scenarios (status quo or better) says something about the IPCC's professional optimism, not about probabilities.

    118. Re:Not just Southern Spain by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Reduced water drainage area would be my assumption of what ishmaelflood is speaking to. When a building, street or parking lot is built, that is ground that can no longer drain water naturally, reducing the ground's natural drainage.

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  2. Stick to tech news please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Thanks!

    1. Re:Stick to tech news please by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

      Since tech is at the root of a lot of global warming, and tech will likely figure prominently in any solutions we might come up with, and there's already a pretty big tech sector devoted to reducing greenhouse gas emissions - this IS a tech story, fucktard. Get your head out of your ass, and your ass out of Mom's basement.

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    2. Re:Stick to tech news please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and tech will likely figure prominently in any solutions we might come up with

      Nuclear.

      Hissy-fit thrown in 3...2...1...

    3. Re:Stick to tech news please by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Since tech is at the root of a lot of global warming, and tech will likely figure prominently in any solutions we might come up with, and there's already a pretty big tech sector devoted to reducing greenhouse gas emissions - this IS a tech story, fucktard. Get your head out of your ass, and your ass out of Mom's basement.

      This. What is climate change, if not tech news?

      If you think otherwise, then you're indisputably anti-science, no matter where you stand on the issue.

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    4. Re:Stick to tech news please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but you're so unnecessarily juvenile and dickish, nothing you say is worthy of notice in a serious conversation.

    5. Re: Stick to tech news please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science and technology are two different things dickhead.

    6. Re: Stick to tech news please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stick to drinking cum behind the Motel 6. Climate change is important. Thanks.

    7. Re:Stick to tech news please by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      Bah, that's what Soylent is for. Did you notice they brought back sponsored articles with no comments? This place is for shitposting.

    8. Re:Stick to tech news please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tech really isn't the root. Over population is the root. Most deforestation and desertification of land has been done in the name of feeding more people by killing off large herds and growing grains for more livestock.

  3. Hey BeauHD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck off.

    1. Re:Hey BeauHD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BeauHD = chicken little.

  4. And the arctic will be ice-free by 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suuuuure

  5. Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll be dead by 2100. Spain can be underwater for all I care.

    1. Re:Who cares by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I'll still be alive. I'll be a brain in a jar connected to a robot, but I'll still be alive.

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  6. Yawn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate change to make blue monkeys fly out my butt by the year 2124.

  7. climate models by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Worth mentioning that climate models are not reliable at anything less than continental scale (according to IPCC), and even then, there is some doubt about their accuracy at any scale.

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    1. Re:climate models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Southern Spain is already half desert, but they already have HUGE areas covered in domed greenhouses providing incredible amounts of produce for world markets.
      They supply HALF of Europe's fruit and vegetables around Almeria, with the world's largest concentration of greenhouses.
      You can see it from SPACE.

    2. Re:climate models by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Southern Spain is one of the most beautiful parts of the earth.

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    3. Re:climate models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you're right less just ignore it altogether! (that's sarcasm by the way)

      in my life time ive seen the south of spain start to transform into a desert. whatever causes that it seems concerning for future generations.

    4. Re:climate models by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      So the reality could be far worse than these predictions?

    5. Re:climate models by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That is a possibility that should be taken into consideration.

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    6. Re:climate models by tlambert · · Score: 1

      They supply HALF of Europe's fruit and vegetables around Almeria, with the world's largest concentration of greenhouses.
      You can see it from SPACE.

      Southern Spain is one of the most beautiful parts of the earth.

      When viewed from SPACE...

    7. Re:climate models by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Informative

      whatever causes that

      Google "Hadley Cells", they are basically convection currents, tropical storms create huge updrafts which reach the stratosphere and are pushed polewards from the equator by the rotation of the planet. At that altitude the air becomes cold and dry, the cold, dry air falls back to earth and forms the bands of deserts that circle the earth on each side of the equator. As the planet heats up the convection currents become stronger, making monsoons wetter and the desert bands wider.

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    8. Re:climate models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you cant see the gitanos from space

    9. Re:climate models by tlambert · · Score: 1

      According to the GP, you can...

    10. Re:climate models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your prediction would hold true if the equator warmed at the same rate or faster than the poles.

      Unfortunately, the opposite is true. Most of the warming recorded has been at the more extreme latitudes. This actually reduces the effect of the Hadley cells (because the overall differential is lower) and 'extreme weather' events.

  8. The rain in Spain... by TWX · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Rain in Spain stays mainly out-of-the Plain...

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    1. Re:The rain in Spain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has nothing to do with rain

      But I know, god don't I know, you're regularly modded up by people who got their education from a 4 minutes segment on the Discovery Channel so y'all think you're in the know about these matters. Sheesh.

    2. Re:The rain in Spain... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm probably being modded-up because of a little ditty from *My Fair Lady* where Eliza Doolittle is being taught to speak properly through several vocal exercises by Professor Henry Higgins, but it's okay if you couldn't be bothered to look up the reference.

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  9. Big deal by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Funny

    In billions of years the sun is going to encompass the Earth, right? Global warming is in our future.

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    1. Re:Big deal by BigU+03C0mpin · · Score: 1

      I would so mod this funny if I had points.

    2. Re:Big deal by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      In billions of years the sun is going to encompass the Earth, right? Global warming is in our future.

      That will happen in billions of years. The effects of climate change will happen in hundreds to thousands of years. You tell me what is more of an immediate concern.

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    3. Re:Big deal by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I have two points left right now. I'll mod it funny for you.

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    4. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you require sarcasm tags for everything?

    5. Re:Big deal by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      In billions of years I will be a brain in a jar attached to a robot on a portable mini-planet circling a different star.

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    6. Re:Big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth won't exist in thousands of years. It will have been consumed for its atoms, and we will be working on devouring the sun and neighboring stars as well.

      Stop thinking linearly, ape-man.

  10. predictable slashdot denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying "it was like this" some x thousand years ago does nothing for people and things living there now. The scope of less than 100 years is fully within development time frames for cities. This result unfortunately neglects the impact on the Maghreb, which will be significantly worse off in change and is currently worse off already; migration must be enabled.

    1. Re:predictable slashdot denial by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      In less than 100 years doctors will be extracting my brain to put it in a jar and connect it to a robot.

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    2. Re:predictable slashdot denial by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      In less than 100 years doctors will be extracting my brain to put it in a jar and connect it to a robot.

      well, a robotic hamster. it wasn't useful for much else

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  11. Spaghetti Fallout Movies? by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

    They can film them there and create a renewed film industry.

    1. Re: Spaghetti Fallout Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's already Tabernas.

  12. Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by elcor · · Score: 2

    Doubt it got greener since then.

    1. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I was about to comment the same. If you ever get to visit Spain (especially the south), it's very similar to Nevada. It's a huge desert.

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    2. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it could get worse. Unless you hate the Earth, please give me money. Thanks!

    3. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only a small region of Almeria at the south east corner of the Iberian peninsula where the solar plants are located.

      The Sierra de Grazalema, in the southern Spanish province of Cadiz, with mountains that block the Atlantic moisture-carrying winds is the most rainy place in Spain due to the Foehn_wind.

    4. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by CQDX · · Score: 4, Informative

      Quite a few Spaghetti Westerns were filmed there because it looks like the desert southwest region of the USA.

    5. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Guess you only visited on summer vacations? Only during the summer is dry and sunny every day, the rest of the year is all green.

    6. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but full of gypsies, so you know you are not in nevada

      i know, im from spain

    7. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. the rain in spain falls mainly in the mountains?

      Huh.

    8. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it might not get worse. If you hate the Earth, please give ME money! Thanks!

    9. Re:Souther Spain was ALREADY a desert in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huge spans of Spain is classified as desert. It is why the EU keeps suggesting solar plants there. The skydiving school i went to there has typically between 2 and 5 days a *year* where the weather is too cloudy to skydive! Its fucking desert long before global mass "i want to live in end times" masturbation got involved.

  13. Yet again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another scare story that won't pan out. At least this time, most people will be dead before we can know for certain.

    1. Re:Yet again... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      When most people will be dead, I will be a scared brain in a jar attached to a robot looking at the desert in Spain.

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  14. Re:No Efforts At All by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    Global warming and pollution will not be held back unless we have mandatory birth control world wide. As population increases more and more land must be used for agriculture and meat as well as housing and roads. The more human activity we have the worse nature will decline. One child for every female under every circumstance needs to be the world wide law.

    So, then, there is no hope at all.

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  15. Its Been a Fuckin' Desert for Centuries, Fools! by littlewink · · Score: 0

    I was there in 1981 and rode a train across the interior of southern Spain. It was mostly desert then.

    The only activity was the Sisyphean effort of fools using massive machines to "comb" huge rocks out of the soil and stack them at the sides of fields. Every field had a huge berm of (big) boulders in a rectangle around it. The intent was to later irrigate and farm it. Guess that didn't work out for ya.

    So BFD, it was desert and it will be desert! Get over it now. Maybe they can use it as a giant-ass prison farm; certainly plenty of rocks that need breaking there.

  16. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

    Look, who wants 26% atmospheric oxygen? More air to breathe? Who wants that?

    I dunno. You also get worse wildfires. Add that to the drought and there could be even bigger trouble.

  17. look at satellite images. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Southern spain is desert by most peoples definitions already.
    every place where people are not actively agriculturing has been desolated by farming already.. like a fucking 1000 years ago by now?

    basically, this leads to believe that they haven't actually been to spain. or even looked at google maps. just compare italy to spain. hell, if you looked at pictures of spanish civil war prior to WW2(!!!!) it's already like that.

    https://www.google.co.th/maps/place/Spain/@39.8596584,-12.7036393,2880738m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0xc42e3783261bc8b:0xa6ec2c940768a3ec!8m2!3d40.463667!4d-3.74922

    it's not desert only in places that have human agriculture, so fuck this study - give a better one.

    1. Re:look at satellite images. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Southern spain is desert by most peoples definitions already.

      Well, after decades of making predictions that failed horribly, this will either be a correct prediction or southern Spain will be fertile and green by 2100. Either way, a win for someone.

    2. Re:look at satellite images. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we visited Seville, we were told that locals did everything they could to get out of the city in the summer. Seville is an oven in the summer. There are lots of tourists to be found there during the hot months and relatively few locals.

  18. masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only way communist economic systems can seem viable is constant injection of more population, so controlling overpopulation ( the only solution that works ) is off the table. It's a suicide religious cult!

  19. oh noes by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    Does it mean we'll have to become racist to Spanish refugees again? it's so 1936...

    1. Re:oh noes by tlambert · · Score: 1

      Does it mean we'll have to become racist to Spanish refugees again? it's so 1936...

      I'm sure the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic had nothing whatsoever to do with a reluctance to have Spanish people anywhere near oneself...

    2. Re:oh noes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it mean we'll have to become racist to Spanish refugees again? it's so 1936...

      Now we've seen Muslims with their demands for supremacy, terrorism, and rape gangs the Spaniards don't look so bad

  20. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why is it that the feeblest minds always have the urge to invent words? Anyway.

    You might have noticed that back then the continents were in a different position. Also that the dinosaurs didn't really care (or couldn't really influence) if large parts of those continents changed and became inhospitable. You might have noticed that a lot of them died out during the couple million years they "ruled" the earth. Not all of them due to the meteor, by the way.

    Some of them because continents change and so do climates. It's not really hard to tell, but it's no big deal if 50% of a population of dinosaurs die out. There was plenty more to keep the species going.

    Thinking about it... it's pretty much the same for humans today. So, why worry?

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  21. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by SirSlud · · Score: 0

    Nobody who knows what they're talking about talks like you do. It's really that simple.

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  22. another bogus paper by ooloorie · · Score: 0

    Climate change refers to an increase in average global temperatures. It turns out that that increase in the average is largely due to increases at high latitudes. Climate change will likely lead to very little warming in areas that are already warm. Furthermore, it will likely lead to increased evaporation and precipitation. That is, there is a good chance that Spain will actually become greener.

    We already see this effect in the Sahara desert.

  23. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody really cares if all of humans die off or not. It's that simple. We're the only ones who do and in a couple of million years we'll all be extinct anyway. Why bother? It's all futile.

  24. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Nothing of value was lost.

  25. Q: How to fix climate change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A: Raise taxes!

  26. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And bigger insects and arachnids... Spiders hunting dogs. Who would NOT want that ?

  27. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Jurassic period. [...]

    How often do you repeat this canned nonsense and where did you get it? It've rebutted a previous incarnation here. Of course, it's not atypical for creationists and similar groups to keep repeating refuted arguments over and over again - it is, of course, much easier than to come up with real arguments. And chances are your audience does not know enough to understand the state of the art and the quality (or lack of same) of the argument. So while intellectually dishonest, it may be an economically efficient strategy if you are interested in propaganda more than in understanding...

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  28. Re:No Efforts At All by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

    Exactly. In all the debates about climate change and the environmental issues we face, I always wonder why nobody brings up the subject of birth control. Really, all of the issues we face can be reduced to the single root cause, that there's too many humans on this planet. It's not sustainable.

    It wouldn't have to "hurt" either. Let every person have two children max, and with the people who don't want any kids at all and those who die before creating offspring, human population would gradually decrease. Though perhaps for the next 60 years or so, halving population every generation with a one child policy would be the more radical, but also the safer variant for the environment.

    Yet as you also correctly state, everyone is always only talking about growth. We need more consumers, more workers, more people to pay the rents of the older generations... it's not a sustainable strategy. We are behaving like bacteria, endlessly reproducing until we kill of our host.

  29. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoosh!

  30. Re: Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nothing to see here... Out walking my spider...

  31. Re: No Efforts At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By 'nobody' do you mean everyone and their dog?

  32. Continent positions by tlambert · · Score: 1

    You might have noticed that back then the continents were in a different position.

    Clearly, as the sea levels rise, they will float back! Duh!

  33. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by bytesex · · Score: 1

    "You might have noticed that a lot of them died out during the couple million years they "ruled" the earth."

    They mostly miniaturized and became lizards and birds. Also: 'couple million years'?

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  34. Time marches on.... by beheaderaswp · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm about to turn 51. As one of the tech people who have been in tech since the early 1980s, I'd mention that my generation protested, worked as activists, and put ourselves out there not only for tech issues- but also for environmental ones.

    My generation (the boomers), of which I'm in the youngest portion of, can't help you younger folks with this. Sure we vote. But increasingly we are retired, or worse sick.

    You young kids need to pick up the pace. We're not able to anymore. We did our best: you need to do better.

    You've been warned.

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    1. Re:Time marches on.... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Er, what? You aren't a boomer. What does 50 and/or retired have to do with anything? Your generation never protested anything. Give me a break.

    2. Re: Time marches on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means, go cower in your safe space, loser millineal.

    3. Re:Time marches on.... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      To be fair, they probably protested Kmart buying Sears and then going out of business because only old people go there.

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    4. Re:Time marches on.... by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      In different words, you're self-righteous and ignorant.

    5. Re:Time marches on.... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Give me a break.

      Sure will. Which knee do you never want to bear weight again?

      Young little shits like you would have been better as a spat-out blow job instead of being wasted on an ovum.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  35. So what you are trying to say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that energy sector in Spain should start investing heavily in photovoltaics, major upgrades in electrical grid (especially on South-to-North direction) and prepare for buying up land in southern part of the country?

  36. Enough with the climate change stories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough with the climate change stories. We get it. Check. Please move on.

  37. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by erikkemperman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why bother? It's all futile.

    Marvin? Is that you?

    --
    Gosh, thanks. That must be why the other ships call me Meatfucker -- GCU Grey Area (Eccentric)
  38. Some notes by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Civilization Will End Within 15 Or 30 Years

    Yeah, this point is exactly like TFA :
    also paraphraseable as "if nothing ever changes and absolutely everything keeps as it is now, we will be doomed".
    Except that things change anyway, no matter what people want.

    (And same with today's prediction. By 2100, there are probably going to be tons of other factors changing.
    Maybe people's energy requirement will be lower simply because it's cheaper overall.
    (lower consumption electric/electronic gizmos == cheaper electricity bill)
    Maybe electric car will get more popular which even factoring battery/solar pannels manufacturing, could have some impact : by incite people to burn less fossils and because some regions like europe are trying to move fast away from fossil electricity generation)
    Maybe a huge social collapse will cause society to regress to a hunter/gatherer state which has a lot less environmental impact by the sheer reason that they are much smaller societies
    etc.).

    * Population Will Inevitably And Completely Outstrip Whatever Small Increases In Food Supplies We Make
    * Demographers Agree Almost Unanimously Thirty Years From Now, The Entire World Will Be In Famine
    * 100-200 Million People Per Year Will Be Starving To Death During The Next Ten Years

    ...and as you note: this came as a surprise - population actually tend to slow their growth spontaneously.
    (This was even discussed here on /. )
    Suddenly in modern societies, having more children became a burden, not an economic advantage.
    And thus, the catastrophic scenario evoked by demographers didn't happen.

    In A Decade, Urban Dwellers Will Have To Wear Gas Masks To Survive Air Pollution

    Actually, spot-on, in some more polluted area of the world. Mostly in developing economies.
    (Industrial areas in China come in mind as an exemple. But happens also in South America)
    With one minor difference :
    - The people didn't *actually* start wearing the predicted gaz masks, and thus we are seeing increases in health issue in those smoggy areas
    (whereas the prediction was that people *will do* wear the gaz masks and business as usual will continue).

    Meanwhile, there has been some effort in the occident to put a dent in pollution (several European countries come in mind)

    Childbearing [Will Be] A Punishable Crime Against Society, Unless The Parents Hold A Government License

    Completely spot-on.
    Say hello to China and its "Single Child" policy.

    And turned out to be not that useful, as mentioned above, other countries without such policy also curbed their population growth all the same (big surprise to 1970s demographers).

    By The Year 2000 There Won’t Be Any More Crude Oil

    By the 1970 definition, yes all the 1970-era wells are getting dangerously low, and price of gaz and other fossils have exploded as a consequence of demande/offer market laws...

    (so the 1970-era prediction were right when thinking that their well will dry up in the near future) ...except that increased price and advances in technology made other extraction methods viable.

    so instead of the drying wells leading to a collaps of gaz-based technologies,
    the drying wells got simply replaced by fraking and co.

    There's an interesting article on why most of these dire predictions didn't come to pass, noting some positive outcomes of the increased environmental awareness, like the Clean Water, Clean Air, Endangered Species acts, and other environmental protection laws.

    And who knows, maybe due to tons of small modifications in habits and lifestyles everywhere, the "business continues as usual and southern europe turns into

    --
    "Sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from reality." - [Tips: 1DrYakQDKCQ6y52z6QbnkxHXAocMZJE61o ]
    1. Re:Some notes by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      so instead of the drying wells leading to a collaps of gaz-based technologies,
      the drying wells got simply replaced by fraking and co.

      Yes, instead of moving towards something sustainable, we switched to something else extractive, which leads to unsustainable CO2 emissions. Hooray!

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  39. Re: Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Couple million." Like. Two million? BTW. They're still here. Look up.

  40. Re: Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED by Type44Q · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Nope, I'm afraid that dinosaurs did not in fact become lizards. Incidentally, were you "educated" in (or even near) Oklahoma??

  41. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your bullshit calculation is really quite ridiculous. You're forgetting we're in the middle of a period of ice-ages right now. Earth's current "average" temperature is unusually cold, not warm. If you want it to remain so, you're going to need to drop a giant fucking anchor off Antarctica.

  42. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

    Why bother? It's all futile.

    Marvin? Is that you?

    I just want you to know that I have a throbbing pain in the diodes all down my left side.

    But no one cares.

  43. Keep denying the climate change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go on, says it's BS, it's not your fault, it would happen even without us, it has happened before, you don't care, that everything is just lies, the more fscked the better... choose your antics.

    Eventually -- and I also say this to all people who will get the worst part of the deal, like the ones at Tuvalu -- the majority of nations on Earth will sign a very harsh treaty about climate warming contribution.

    That is my firm hope, at least, that we shall enforce a prohibition to do business with any country which does not downsize its CO2 (and other pollutants) emissions to the necessary levels, in order to mitigate our main source of pollution.

    Be it the USA, China, Russia... whatever... I hope a heavy tax is levied on imports from countries which don't do their share. And on exports to them, too. Let's see you laugh when your pocket starts aching.

    Free expression is nice, it enables you to mock others and that's how we separate the good hearted ones from the hecklers. But Freedom is not free, one has to bear the consequences of his/her actions.

    Let's see how it works when your products get more and more expensive because of retaliatory taxes, when your music gets even expensive than what it already costs, when "piracy" is fiercely fought until people forget an "intellectual property" even exists... let's see you laugh then.

    We'll all be suffering with the heat, that's unavoidable. But making the hecklers suffer in poverty will give us some relief. Go on, keep on burning gas to cool yourselves under the Sun and keep complaining there's no free energy -- because there's no free lunch, isn't it the current "common sense"?

    Good luck with your internal market, because that is what you may be reduced to. And if you live in one of those emergent countries and want to have your opportunity to pollute, too, be sure this applies to your country as well. I'm not anti-US or anti-Europe, I'm anti-polluters that walk laughing to the bank while causing the world to become toast.

    And this is not communist, capitalist, socialist or whatever. I'll support any government, left or right, who adopts such a stance of paying back the polluters.

    Have a nice day.

  44. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod this brilliant comment up. Al Gore's tipping point expired 10 years ago. It was a beautiful summer.

  45. Don't just think "change"; think "rate of change". by hey! · · Score: 1

    I have known or at least met many environmental luminaries in the course of my career, and as one of them put it: I = P*S/T -- that is to say environmental impact is proportional to population and standard of living, but is inversely proportional to technology.

    So the key to avoiding a dystopian future is to keep the rate of technological improvement greater than the rate of population growth. The way to do that is to invest in people. Societies who have lower infant mortality rates have lower birth rates; societies with better education are more innovative.

    Will the future way we do things look radically different from today? Yes! Just as the way we do things today look radically different from the past. Change happens in both the environment and human society; it's inevitable. The question is whether it happens at a rate organisms and people can adapt to, and in particular whether we make a conscious decision to direct that change or have it forced upon us.

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    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  46. Re:No Efforts At All by SomeoneFromBelgium · · Score: 1

    No.
    All we have to do is switch to cleaner environmentally safe sources of energy like wind and solar power. The full potential of these energy sources have not been reached at all.

  47. Re:No Efforts At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can bet that Flint Michigan was once thrilled when factories opened. Now as a consequence people have been ruined by the poisonous water.

    Flint water was tainted by lead from improper water treatment, not from anything factories did.

  48. Da plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Spread misinformation (half truths at best)
    2. Wait for real estate prices to drop
    3. Snatch nice areas close to mediterranean white sand beaches

    1. Re:Da plan by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      "1. Spread misinformation (half truths at best)
      2. Wait for real estate prices to drop
      3. Snatch nice areas close to mediterranean white sand beaches"
      Hmm - Spanish girl... snatch... white (nuda) beach...
      Sounds like a plan I can live with!

      --
      Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
  49. Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad nobody will be alive to suffer the consequences of their actions. Nobody with the power to change is going to change, because they simply don't give a fuck about anybody else.

  50. Re:No Efforts At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As population increases more and more land must be used for agriculture and meat as well as housing and roads

    Out in the real world, we're using less land for agriculture than we did in 1900, and world population is going to stabilize and start declining shortly after mid-century. China is already facing a looming demographic crisis.

  51. thats actually good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a desert is just a larger beach

    more tourism!!! yay, infinite sand means infinite drunken brits and germans that dont have to blitzkrieg the beaches early in the morning to get the better seats, so they wont even have to fight amongst themselves for those silly reasons. Finally there will be peace in spain between the sausage people and the harry potters and everbody will finally team up to the greatest threat here and everywhere else: electronic old men, running the world

    your turn

  52. not bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before the Schutzstaffel moderators and shills came out in force I had a blast seeing the most upvoted comments coming from people without sand in their eyes. Bravo!

  53. Always 2100... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always in 2100, when most of the witnesses can expect to be dead, along with those who made the predictions. That's one way of avoiding your theory becoming falsified.

    They probably learned their lesson after the predictions that the oceans would rise in 2010 never happened.

  54. All that need saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit..

  55. A Ffist Full of Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh, when I think of southern Spain I think of spaghetti westerns and the deserty areas where they filmed.

    1. Re:A Ffist Full of Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gosh, when I think of southern Spain I think of spaghetti westerns and the deserty areas where they filmed.

      That wasn't southern Spain it was WestWorld where they filmed spaghetti westerns. Southern Spain was a lush, verdant near-rainforest and then AGW destroyed the entire southern region of Spain and we're all gonna die and if you don't believe every word you're a Denialist and must be silenced!

  56. Re: Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Nope, I'm afraid that dinosaurs did not in fact become lizards. Incidentally, were you "educated" in (or even near) Oklahoma??

    Burn!

    --
    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  57. Las Vegas, too! by clonehappy · · Score: 1

    I bet by 2100 most of the Southwestern United States will be a desert, too! Oh, the humanity!

  58. Technological Solution by alvinfernald · · Score: 1

    Hopefully, by that time mankind will have developed the technology to move water from one place to another.

  59. Forget about the future, what about now? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    Have any of you actually been to southern Spain. It already looks like New Mexico or Nevada. It seems pretty dry already.

    The palm trees were also a bit of a shock. I was not expecting to see those in Europe.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    1. Re:Forget about the future, what about now? by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      Have any of you actually been to southern Spain. It already looks like New Mexico or Nevada. It seems pretty dry already.

      It used to be all forests before the Spanish chopped down all the trees to build houses and fleets.

      But, of course, instead of the Spanish taking responsibility for destroying their own environment, it's now "climate change".

    2. Re:Forget about the future, what about now? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Are you saying chopping down the trees is mostly what changed the southern climate?

      instead of the Spanish taking responsibility for destroying their own environment

      Isn't it already agreed by most researchers that global warming is caused by humans? The Spanish are humans, no? I'm confused here.

    3. Re:Forget about the future, what about now? by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      Are you saying chopping down the trees is mostly what changed the southern climate?

      Chopping down the trees changed Spain into a near-desert.

      Isn't it already agreed by most researchers that global warming is caused by humans? The Spanish are humans, no? I'm confused here.

      Yes, but global warming did not devastate the environment in the Iberian peninsula; that happened much earlier. And, in fact, it probably won't cause it to get any drier or warmer either. Hence, the Spanish are trying to shift blame for their environmental sins onto others.

  60. Is Manhattan under water? by biggaijin · · Score: 1

    Let's not forget that these guys predicted Lower Manhattan would be under water by 2006. It's impossible for me to believe any of this stuff anymore.

  61. problem with the internet is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone believes it

  62. Is this from the same people by PontifexMaximus · · Score: 0

    that said Florida would be under water by now? That we'd have no snow by 2015. That hurricanes would increase in intensity AND NUMBER?

    Yeah, I believe them this time.

    Look, speaking as someone who managed petabytes of data for NOAA and the NWS, the climatologists there all said basically the same thing. We have 160 years or so of weather data and even less of climate data. The planet is 4 BILLION years old. We don't have enough data to make any real judgments.

    I'm not a climate change denier, but I'm also not listening to this 'sky is falling' bullshit either. Democrats have admitted this is just a money making scheme. The fear mongering isn't helping at all. Is it possible man is affecting the climate? Sure. But as the above predictions have shown, none of these extrapolations are useful. I'm all for doing what we can to limit our impact on the environment, but this type of bullshit reporting has to stop.

    --
    Pax Vobiscum
  63. Re: Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are a complete moron.

  64. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are people who genuinely believe that, because the climate was warmer in the past, we humans who have survived with a cooler climate for so long, have nothing to worry about when the climate warms back up, for no other reason than "the climate used to be much warmer".

    So no, not whoosh.

  65. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First off. I wrote it. I figured that I should "improve it" to refute your supposed refutations.

    But you fucking people are god damned worthless anyways. You never offer solutions to your AGW. Kill yourself. Be an example to the rest of the world. If you have no solutions and the solution is to remove mankind, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. And you know what. When the fucking fat stupid shitstained scum like you give up the black flag of Islam and hoards of those vile scum will take over. You are basically ensuring the WORST CASE outcome possible. Earth overrun by Islam because you wanted to crucify all people who dont believe in AGW as creationists and sought to humiliate and destroy Christians and those who dont worship in the Cult-Church of Climatology. FUCK YOU. I hope you die a horrible death, slow, long and painful and you watch your imaginary friends die (as you have non in real life). I spit on you. I spit on you. I SPIT ON YOU.

  66. OT: wordists by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    Why is it that the feeblest minds always have the urge to invent words?

    That's easy! I got this.

    They do it because the smartest minds do it, and everyone (even feebles) wants to look besmartified. Assume a virtue, if you have it not.

    --
    "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
    1. Re:OT: wordists by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Guess I'm not that smart then, I always use the words from other people.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    2. Re:OT: wordists by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I always use the words from other people.

      And you call yourself Opportunist!? Here you are, texting away, while future's history awaits the next genius the caliber of Lewis Carroll, Eric Idle or George W Bush.

      --
      "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
  67. What happned to the Aral Sea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That happened because the Syr Daria was diverted for irrigation, removing the Aral Sea's primary water source. It had nothing to do with climate change. It had everything to do with the socialism you espouse.

    1. Re:What happned to the Aral Sea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because capitalism precludes geological engineering projects.

  68. Re:No Efforts At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear change starts with yourself. Feel free to start saving the world. I'm sure someone will miss you... But that's the price to pay.
    Oh, maybe you are as wrong as all the doomsday cults before you. Since you are willing to not have all of those billions of lives lived in the name of your wacko theory, I'm sure you are willing to donate what's left of yours. Be sure to ask not to be creamed... Carbon footprint and all.

  69. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 2

    First off. I wrote it. I figured that I should "improve it" to refute your supposed refutations.

    Well, as far as I can tell, so far you haven't - you just repeat it. But I'd suggest you first try to figure out how valid (or invalid) your point is before you work on the details.

    But you fucking people are god damned worthless anyways. You never offer solutions to your AGW. If you have no solutions and the solution is to remove mankind, [...rest of the rant deleted]

    The scientific truth of a statement has nothing to do with the question of an adequate way to handle the problem identified in the statement. I'd love to have Star-Trek-like superluminal travel, but that wish has nothing to do with the validity of the theory of relativity.

    I happen to think that it is better to know and understand a problem even if we don't yet have a perfect solution to it - indeed, I find that usually that is a necessary precondition for addressing the problem. And even if we never come up with an acceptable way to at least partially control global warming (I think there are plenty, and the side benefits alone probably outweigh the associated costs), I still would want to understand the mechanisms that cause it. Indeed, if ever they drag me to my execution, I'd still like to know how the guillotine works. Hi, my name is Stephan and I'm a scientist.

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    Stephan

  70. And if the sun cools, For a while? by Invisible+Now · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be a hoot if we start accepting very detailed climate models just as the sun, perhaps as predicted by new solar dynamics models and historically low sunspot activity enters a cooling phase that is unmodeled as a reduction int the energy input to the earth?

    --

    "Knowing everything doesn't help..."

  71. Re: Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that comforts me that my grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson will be 2 inches tall, fly around and eat bird seed in some idiot's cage.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  72. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Immerman · · Score: 2

    No, most of them went completely extinct - only one small branch evolved into birds. And reptiles had already split off long before - lizards (and proto-mammals) walked the earth before dinosaurs existed.

    I mean hey, primates rule the planet now, but its okay if a mass extinction wipes us all out, so long as some squirrel monkeys somewhere manage to survive the catastrophe, right?

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    --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
  73. Re: Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Not even anything so closely related - more like some descendant of flying squirrels. Hey, the mammals survived, right? What's everyone griping about?

    --
    --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
  74. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your pretty much correct, AGW scaremongers offer no real solutions except sink the USA into a third world country with stifling regulations. Al Gore goes around in CO2 pumping airplanes to Climate Change conferences, like he doesnt believe in all this AGW stuff himself, he wont live what he preaches because it means he would have to go live in the third world cesspit his policies would create. It all kind of looks like an excuse just to suppress the common people into poverty with rules that do not apply to the elite, the elite will continue to buzz around in their planes and eat their caviar, they just want to push the common people into poverty. Why do you AGW-enviro-whackos expect people to love you when all you offer people is poverty, misery and suffering gauranteed 100% with your insane de-industrialization and vastly expensive and inefficient "renewable" energy which actually has enormous problems of its own, such as the toxic chemicals used to make photovoltaics and the lead and heavy metals in batteries for the electric cars which are not quite environmentally friendly.

    These same AGW scaremongers who think they are so brilliant than want to swap us with crime and disease infested, low IQ thir world populations who screwed up their own populations and ill screw up anything they touch, at the same time they bash and viciously attack Christian Americans who are some of the most moral and liberty defending people around. It all starts to fit together, these Liberals are totalitarian statists and AGW is just a computer generated scam to dupe people into giving up their liberty and livilhood and to turn the US into a third world cesspit.

  75. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 2

    Well done. I absolutely cannot tell if you're trolling or dead serious.

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  78. World population 2100 likely to surpass 11 billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World population likely to surpass 11 billion in 2100, US population projected to grow by 40 percent over next 85 years

    Date:
            August 10, 2015
    Source:
            American Statistical Association
    Summary:
            The world's population will increase from today's 7.3 billion people to 9.7 billion in 2050 and 11.2 billion at century's end, experts in demographic forecasting have predicted.

    Wilmoth told the audience that according to models of demographic change derived from historical experience, it is estimated the global population will be between 9.5 and 13.3 billion people in 2100. In the United States, the population is projected to add 1.5 million people per year on average until the end of the century, pushing the current count of 322 million people to 450 million, he said.

  79. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

    Donald? Shouldn't you be stumping in Texas to avoid losing that one, too?

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    Stephan

  80. Who cares! The world will end in 10 days! by bobbied · · Score: 1

    With the election, it's all going to be over in 10 days anyway, if you listen to the candidates and realize that ONE Of them will be president elect..

    Oh, wait...

    You mean the sun will keep rising and setting even after November 8th? How can that be so?

    --
    "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
  81. Doing by DeafAnchovy · · Score: 1
    The time has come to stop talking about it, and doing things.

    We need to introduce alternates for energy supply ASAP.

    A combo of nuclear power, wind, solar and tidal turbines need to be introduced. Now.

    ALL oil and gas powered systems have to be taken out action NOW. And I do mean NOW.

    A method for scrubbing the atmosphere has to be introduced. Now.

    There are literally NO ALTERNATIVES. Anything else - like the bullshit discussions happening on this board - really need to stop. They only serve to put a sheet anchor on the way forward.

    --
    "We must never stop at all until we see the day when nuclear arms have been banished from the face of this earth." -- Ro
  82. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “What’s he saying?” asked Trillian.
    “Nothing,” said Zaphod, “he just phoned to wash his head at us.”

  83. Re: Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Sod walking. I want one I can ride.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  84. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totally whoosh, because tone.

  85. So, basically, GAIA is prepping part of Europe for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its new population of middle eastern Muslims.

    What's the problem?

    Europe has no history or culture that it has the confidence to defend, else they would defend it. Europe's white population has no desire to produce enough children to even keep its population stable, and its elites have been teaching their young to be self-loathing. Their politicians have prostrated themselves before their new masters who are immigrating and out-breeding them.

    The camels and palm trees will be very happy there and make the new Europeans feel right at home. As the continent's current population commits cultural suicide and imports its own replacements it is perfectly fine that the climate MIGHT be changing in ways that will make the new population happy.

    Again, what's the problem? It might be something to worry about if the newest "sky is falling" prediction was going to cause an actual problem, but THIS one is almost perfectly scripted and the timeline is even good.

  86. DYMUNBTAIBLGA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. That lifeboat has not been built. Do Your Mind-Uploading Now Because The Arctic Is Bubbling Like Ginger-Ale. At least you're not hoping that runaway global warming can be stopped. “You know hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane.”

    "Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come".

  87. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

    I mean hey, primates rule the planet now, but its okay if a mass extinction wipes us all out, so long as some squirrel monkeys somewhere manage to survive the catastrophe, right?

    Who needs squirrel monkeys? The raccoons have got this. Omnivorous, food hygiene practitioners, small-group socializers, long-lived (20 years), clever enough to open screw top jars and operate door knobs, currently exhibiting broad habitat adaptability, with agile paws and a highly developed sense of touch, raccoons stand a good chance of evolving into Earth's next sapient species if Earth's current sapient species suffers a mischief.

  88. Where will refugees go? by drdic+cruzzz'n · · Score: 1

    If Southern Spain is cooken'.. The Middle East should be uninhabitable in low lying areas? Some relocation scenarios should be a side by side requirement.

  89. Yup... by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Yup exactly. At least the emptying wells would have given hope that at least the burning will stop, but no once we finished fucking things up we managed to invent a new to keep fucking the things up all the same.

    --
    "Sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from reality." - [Tips: 1DrYakQDKCQ6y52z6QbnkxHXAocMZJE61o ]
  90. Re:Not just Southern Spain DGW - Dinosaurs WARMED! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Losing that one as well? What crack are you smoking?

    None of the states are finalized, we are still a week off of that occuring.

    --
    APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?