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Apple's New MacBook Pro Requires a $25 Dongle To Charge Your iOS Device (networkworld.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Network World: As Phil Schiller explained during today's event, Apple's new MacBook Pros feature four Thunderbolt 3 USB Type-C ports, and conveniently, each of these can be used to charge the machine. Now, USB-C is incredibly versatile, and Apple will use the advanced port for power charging, HDMI and much more. However, with USB-C the only game in town, you might reasonably be wondering: How in the world do I connect my iPhone to my sleek new MacBook Pro? The frustrating answer is that you won't be able to do so out of the box. Instead, you'll have to buy a dongle. This is especially frustrating because many people use their notebooks for a) charging purposes when an outlet isn't necessarily handy and b) for transferring photos and other data. Now, you might reasonably state that you can just rely upon the cloud for items like data transfer, but there's no getting around the fact that Apple's efforts in the cloud still leave much to be desired. How much will it cost to connect your iPhone to your brand new MacBook Pro? Well, Apple sells a USB-C to Lightning cable on its website for $25. While this is undoubtedly frustrating, we can't say that it's entirely unexpected given Apple gave us a preview of its preference for USB-C when it released its 12-in. MacBook last year. Still, it's a funky design choice for a decidedly Pro-oriented device where the last thing a prospective consumer would want to do is spend some extra cash for a dongle after spending upwards of $2,399. Lastly, while we're on the topic of ports, it's worth noting that the new MacBook Pros also do away with the beloved MagSafe connector.

347 comments

  1. Apple: it just works by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Especially when you chain 37 adapters and hubs together to gain back the functionality you had just 3 years ago...

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    1. Re:Apple: it just works by saloomy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What really frustrates me is that you can use a Google phone and use the USB-C to USB-C cord that COMES WITH YOUR MAC. The only major phone that doesn't use USB-C at this point is the iPhone, but Apple use USB-C for their laptops now. So it seems the best combo is a Mac and an Android, from a cables perspective. Why?

    2. Re:Apple: it just works by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 4, Funny

      After you spent $2,500 for a MBP, what's 1% more?

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    3. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It isn't a cost thing, it is another fucking cable/dongle to lose/break/get stolen.

    4. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      strange definition of normal. I am sitting in an open office, would be close to 90% of people have their phone connected to their computer.

    5. Re: Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I charge wirelessly. Can't step backward with a proprietary cable and no wireless charging, so it's Android for me.

    6. Re:Apple: it just works by adamstew · · Score: 3, Funny

      You still needed the USB->lightening cable that came with your phone to charge the phone using the normal USB port. It's the same cable, just with USB-C instead of plain USB.

    7. Re: Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sorry. I do that all the time. The Cloud should never be the only choice. Hell, it should almost never be the first choice.

    8. Re: Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do! I back up my contacts and photos to my desktop computer.

    9. Re:Apple: it just works by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I travel a lot (weekly) and love to use my laptop as my charging hub for all my gear. And if needed - I'll top up my phone at the desk during the day, with my laptop. I guess it's better to carry another charger though!

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    10. Re:Apple: it just works by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      After you spent $2,500 for a MBP, what's 1% more?

      Money isn't really the issue. But what do you do when you realize that you have lost or left your dongle behind? It's another device to carry, to lose, to break. It's the opposite of "just works".

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    11. Re:Apple: it just works by sound+vision · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the same cable... with USB-C instead of plain USB.

      Not even I thought the Reality Distortion Field had such power as to superimpose two physically disparate cables upon each other.
      Dear God... Apple has won. They have achieved the omnipotent powers of transfiguration. The war is lost! Open your wallets and pour out for penance!

    12. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you use a $3.99 noname USB-C to USB-3.0 adapter. I have a bag in my travel kit for the computer, it includes among other things, a thunderbolt to Gig ethernet and a USB to RJ11 (with modem of course). Both these used to be ports on the MacBook. But alas no internal modem, no builtin ethernet (wired) ... and I haven't actually used either in ages, but keep them along just in case. USB-C is becoming ubiquitous. Apple often drives the trend, but in this case all Apple had to do was be rumored to head that way and everybody jumped on the bandwagon. Oh my, next thing they'll drop scsi and apple desktop bus. The one dongle I didn't see was usb-c to firewire. Not too too worried but that might be a double dongle of USB-C/Thunderbolt-3 to Thunderbolt-2 then Thunderbolt to Firewire for the rare need. What I really want is a legacy dock with gig ethernet, HDMI 4K, an SD card reader and a few USB 3 connections and maybe a Thunderbolt 2 connection. And cool if the power supply for the dock could source the charging for the MacBook pro. Thunderbolt 3 / USB-C could accommodate it.

    13. Re: Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It won't charge at full power, it won't talk at full speed.

    14. Re:Apple: it just works by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      Especially when you chain 37 adapters and hubs together to gain back the functionality you had just 3 years ago...

      Ya, but the new iPhone is now water resistant -- so ... there.

      So cutting edge. It wasn't a Kyocera Hydro VIBE -- which was certified water *proof* back in 2014 (with a headphone jack) -- that guy strapped to the handlebars of his bike to go riding in a thunderstorm in that Apple commercial -- “Practically Magic” -- which is ironic because it's neither practical or magic, just 2+ years late on a phone that costs 3 times what the VIBE did.

      But I digress. The Apple stuff *is* very shiny and thin.

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    15. Re:Apple: it just works by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      It's the same cable... with USB-C instead of plain USB.

      Not even I thought the Reality Distortion Field had such power as to superimpose two physically disparate cables upon each other. Dear God... Apple has won. They have achieved the omnipotent powers of transfiguration. The war is lost! Open your wallets and pour out for penance!

      Wait until you see the Apple certified Monster USB-C cables ...

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    16. Re:Apple: it just works by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      They don't bother to tell you the end of the story where that guy goes peddling off into the thunderstorm. He rides to the end of the drive way and gets hit by lightning.

      Moral of the story. Your phone maybe waterproof, but riding a fucking thunderstorm with lightning is a stunningly stupid idea.

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    17. Re:Apple: it just works by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      But the $25 is in the main title - like the price is of importance...

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    18. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Money is an issue. One of the reason Apple does so well for itself is because it's constantly screwing its customers over and over again and they love it. Other companies would make their devices compatible as a selling point, Apple makes them incompatible to sell more cheap things at huge markups. And because their items are priced so high already, what's wrong with paying a little bit more? If the phone was a cheap $80 people would be screaming about needing to buy a $25 wire. But since you're already being screwed out of $2,500 then it must be ok to come back for seconds.

      I don't understand the goodwill towards Apple. They are one of the most morally corrupt businesses in the computing industry.

    19. Re:Apple: it just works by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      they know you will suck it up because of the "brand name/fashion victim" attitude

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    20. Re:Apple: it just works by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      Or you could just replace your USB to Lightning cable with a Lightning to Lightning cable.

    21. Re:Apple: it just works by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      They need to give you a reason to upgrade to the iPhone 8, which will be functionally the same as the iPhone 7 except with USB-C adapters.

    22. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new SquidBook Pro overlords.

    23. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For mugs like you, I'm sure it isn't.

    24. Re: Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Buy another dongle. They look cool. Just shut up and give them your money.

    25. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll suck it up because what else are we going to do? Switch to Windows 10? I don't think so! Switch to Linux? Not really a viable option, I'm too invested in Mac software and Linux doesn't have what I use (sure there's rough equivalents, but no, Gimp isn't a substitute for Photoshop and so on. And no, I don't want to run Wine or similar, what's the point of using Linux just to run Windows versions of programs?)

    26. Re:Apple: it just works by secretsquirel · · Score: 1

      Ya but only because they broke mass-storage.

    27. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the same cable, just with USB-C instead of plain USB.

      Are you literally retarded?

    28. Re:Apple: it just works by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      After you spent $2,500 for a MBP, what's 1% more?

      Just enough to cover a large bottle of lube?

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    29. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can just buy a 7 dollar cord from Amazon. This whole article is flamebait. That use to be a bigger no-no around here but now it's Slashdot's bread and butter and you're their product that they sell.

    30. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't I charge from the cloud ?? C'mon Apple get to work on that ! Sheesh.

    31. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you got the new phone that magically plugs into power without a cord?

    32. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly how were you planning this without a cord?

    33. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money isn't really the issue. But what do you do when you realize that you have lost or left your dongle behind? It's another device to carry, to lose, to break. It's the opposite of "just works".

      You'll be happy to know that you no longer have to carry around your USB-A to Lightning cable, and instead can carry a USB-C to Lightning cable. So if money isn't really the issue, and you are simply swapping one cable for a different cable that is probably nearly identical in length, weight, and mass, I fail to see where the issue is, to be honest.

      I could understand being bent about having to get a new cable - that's money, and even a $7.99 no-name cable is still an extra expense. But saying money isn't the issue, and the complaining that you have to swap one cable for another in the kit of things you need to carry around is really kind of baffling.

      FWIW, I use a Retina MBP from 2013 at work, and I'm fairly underwhelmed by yesterday's event. The new touchbar is "neat," but not really a hugely compelling feature for me, and none of the other stuff is, either. I would've loved to have seen - at the least - a bump to 32GB of RAM as an available upgrade - given my reliance on VMs and tools like Vagrant and Docker, I'd LOVE to have the capacity to spin up more VMs and containers locally. The lack of that is starting to pinch already. Otherwise, the upgrades offered are fairly "meh". I was hoping to see refreshes of both the Mini and the iMac, as well, and was disappointed by the lack of those, as well... in the grand scheme of things, "i need a different cable" is the smallest reason to be disappointed by this announcement.

    34. Re:Apple: it just works by jamiesan · · Score: 1

      Your phone maybe waterproof, but riding a fucking thunderstorm with lightning is a shockingly stupid idea.

      FTFY

    35. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just get a god damn USB-C to Lightning cable and carry that in your laptop bag instead of the USB-to-Lightning cable you carry today? Or get this thing and get rid of many charging cables at once. Now you are carrying less shit - I did you a favor!

      Talk about a non-problem. Some people are just never happy, and have to rage about something.

    36. Re:Apple: it just works by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I saw a guy like that on a train recently. He had so many bits of crap & cables it looked like a loom.

      If he'd been at an airport they'd have shot him.

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    37. Re:Apple: it just works by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Money isn't really the issue. But what do you do when you realize that you have lost or left your dongle behind? It's another device to carry, to lose, to break. It's the opposite of "just works".

      Oh, so USB->lightning, no problems. USB-C->lightning, OMG, the sky is falling.

      Are you really that fucking stupid?

    38. Re: Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the MacBook Pro still have a headphone jack? Or is it completely waterproof now, in case I need to edit photos under the sea?

    39. Re:Apple: it just works by doggo · · Score: 0

      Apple is consistently moving forward, adopting and integrating new technologies and standards.

      Being backwardly compatible for too long gets you the steaming pile of horseshit that is the Windows environment.

    40. Re:Apple: it just works by raque · · Score: 1

      Apple's problem is that it isn't anything more then anything else. It is only just as morally corrupt as any other company. It only designs as badly as any other company.

    41. Re:Apple: it just works by unixisc · · Score: 1

      What really frustrates me is that you can use a Google phone and use the USB-C to USB-C cord that COMES WITH YOUR MAC. The only major phone that doesn't use USB-C at this point is the iPhone, but Apple use USB-C for their laptops now. So it seems the best combo is a Mac and an Android, from a cables perspective. Why?

      Yeah, this is particularly bizarre, given that Apple could easily make a USB-C to lightning connector, and they'd be off to the races. Also, if they are so gung-ho on USB-C, why didn't they replace the lightning connector w/ USB-C as well on the iPhone 7? Also, if someone else tries to make the same A-C dongle that would allow it to change, then Apple would have something that would sabotage that feature so that people are forced to buy Apple's branded dongle.

    42. Re:Apple: it just works by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's called wireless charging

    43. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After you spent $2,500 for a MBP, what's 1% more?

      Money isn't really the issue. But what do you do when you realize that you have lost or left your dongle behind? It's another device to carry, to lose, to break. It's the opposite of "just works".

      We're talking about charging your phone. You don't suppose having to charge your phone without your MBP present might be a bigger, more likely problem than forgetting the cable?

    44. Re:Apple: it just works by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Not being backwards-compatible for long enough gives you the steaming pile that is running prebuilt binaries on Linux. There's a happy medium. IMO, Apple should have had the foresight to start shipping USB-C chargers and cables with all new iOS devices on the same day....

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    45. Re:Apple: it just works by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the Apple Accessory Interface Spec (R26) explicitly DISALLOWS the creation of a USB-C to Lightning cable by any 3rd party. So - it's hope Apple offers the right dongle or your chances of getting a real Apple-approved (meaning - a real MFi chip, not a cloned/gray market one) is slim.

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    46. Re:Apple: it just works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason money isn't an issue is because the people who buy Apple products fall in 2 categories:

      1. A group who knows Apple will milk them every chance they get but they have the money and think it is worth the price.
      2. People who are so ill informed that they think this is common practice rather than an Apple thing.

  2. Dump lightning by ArtemaOne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They really should have made the switch to USB-C on their iPhone 7 and iPad. It seems to be virtually the same size. And what else uses lightning besides those few device lines?

    1. Re:Dump lightning by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That would negatively impact Apple's business model. Accessories sold by a company like Apple are typically much more profitable than the devices themselves.

    2. Re:Dump lightning by berj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're joking right?

      Apple's phone device revenue is *twelve times* higher than its *entire* "other" category (61% vs 5% in the most recent quarter).

      The amount of money (and profit) apple pulls in from iPhones utterly eclipses any money they pull in from cables.

    3. Re: Dump lightning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normally yes but i think Apple's margins on the Mac would still require many more dongles than regular people will ever buy just to match the profits on the device. I guess it's a beautiful problem for Apple!

    4. Re:Dump lightning by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I think you're misinterpreting my statement, I'm referring to margins.

    5. Re:Dump lightning by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      You should look at profit, not revenue. And I don't care enough to do so myself.

    6. Re:Dump lightning by berj · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The profit margin (as a percentage) doesn't matter.

      They could make only 5% profit on phones (which they most assuredly do not) and still bank more than even the most profitable USB cables and dongles.

      It's just not a factor, financially, for them.

    7. Re:Dump lightning by berj · · Score: 2

      The "other" segment is so tiny and the cables are so tiny relative to the rest of "other" (Watches are currently part of "other") that it doesn't really matter what the profit margins are.

      The phones are *vastly* more profitable than accessories.

    8. Re:Dump lightning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The profit margin on iPhones is about 50% (a $650 iPhone 7 costs $225 in parts and labor, and I assume other costs to bring it to $300 or so). It goes higher if you include the overpriced storage increases (128 GB for $750, 256 GB for $850). It was worse in the 16 GB days.

      This is why all Apple products are insane expensive. They assume a 50% profit margin on everything, including laptops and desktops.

      About the only exception is the old Apple TV. The earlier models cost $100 and that was fair compared to similar products.

    9. Re:Dump lightning by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, you don't get it. Apple makes a greater percentage profit on their cables than on their laptops. For example, with the $25 dongle the article mentions, Apple makes 235% profit. That's right, Apple makes $58.75 in profit, and that's after deducting the $1.18 cost for material and labor.

      In addition, you haven't heard about the mandatory Cable-a-Month club membership that comes with every new MacBook. Since Mac users aren't good at maths, they never realize the monthly charge on their credit card for a USB-C to Lightning cable. They just assume they are getting a new cable in the mail every month for free.

      So, you see, it's very simple how Apple makes much more money off their $25 cables than they do on their $2500 laptops.

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    10. Re:Dump lightning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/mobiles/apples-iphone-6-profit-margin-at-least-69-per-cent-report-20140924-10ld37.html

    11. Re:Dump lightning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are saying Apple is not profit-crazy and nickel-and-diming their customers any way they can?
      You have no idea...

    12. Re:Dump lightning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could they then sell $25 iphone cables many times a year to replace the broken ones? Remember, omitting those strain reliefs on Apple cables is just courage, not greed..

    13. Re:Dump lightning by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      it's not the revenue, but the profit. accessories have always been huge profit drivers. they might only be a few percent of total profits but for earnings it will be a few cents a share and the difference between a plunging stock or a soaring stock price

    14. Re:Dump lightning by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      I've seen estimated profit margins for iPhones as high as 69%. Their last quarterly report that was just released has iPhone revenues at $28.2B and "Other products" revenue of $2.4B. Take away from that $2.4B revenue from Apple TV, Apple Watch, Beats products to leave just the revenue from iPod and Apple-branded and third-party accessories.

      The profit margins may be ridiculously high on accessories, the gross profit is still dwarfed by even an extremely conservative estimate of margins on the iPhone.

    15. Re:Dump lightning by bn-7bc · · Score: 1

      Welll as a publicly traded company they have to, if the sharholders don't get the results they want (as mouch proffit as possible), du I like it? Not realy but I like their products so will i drop apple over yhese dongle, no but I might not ger a mbp next time i need a laprop because of there removal of the esc an fkeys, but time will tell, I gues the option to display that row of keys on the touch strip/touch id strip

    16. Re:Dump lightning by torkus · · Score: 1

      No no no. You missed the genius that happened behind the scenes at Apple.

      A few years ago they managed to get everyone to buy all new cables because Lightning. That petered out and the clone cables are not of sufficient quality and lower price that people don't care.

      Apple thought long and hard. Then realized using USB-C on their laptops means people have to buy new power adapters - genius! But that's not enough. They sell way more iPhones.

      Instead of giving up on the massive profit center that is Lightning...they struck upon a truly genius idea of "let's change the OTHER end of that magic cable". Yep, instead of replacing the lightning port, we'll replace what's on the other end. So people still have to buy a new cable and it STILL has to be proprietary.

      Pure genius from an apple profit perspective.

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    17. Re:Dump lightning by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Profit = margin * quantity.

      Nobody ever kept a product line alive based on margin alone.

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    18. Re:Dump lightning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your a special kind of stupid. You actually said Apple makes more money from a device then you pay for it!
      Thats the financial version of cold fusion.

    19. Re:Dump lightning by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Their cables have strain relief. It's just not adequate. My girlfriend just today had to toss a Lightning cable because the rubber was splitting apart *just after* the strain relief on the USB end.

      Oh well, replaced it with a $6 10 foot braided cable from Amazon that basically cannot fail in the same way.

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    20. Re:Dump lightning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Apple makes a greater percentage profit on their cables than on their laptops
            As does all retail, not just Apple. I used to work retail and almost all profit is on tiny items like batteries and carrying cases or 'accessories'. Because they're cheap to make yet still affordable even at a 10x markup.

      Small objects of relatively humble complications (such as a cable, sewing needles, ballpoint pens, etc.) are inexpensive to manufacture.
      And when sold at 'reasonable' prices, they'll buy one. $1 to make and sold for $10 (just an example).

      But such relative pricing cannot be mirrored for more complicated items, such as computers or cars.
      $100 to make $100,000 to sell? So the margin is reduced closer to its manufacturing price just to get it out the door.

      BTW may I introduce you to our extended warranty plan? You'll never need it, but since it costs us nothing more than a single sheet of paper you receive- our profit margin is 99.9% and you get to sleep well at night knowing you're covered *cough*.

    21. Re:Dump lightning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they make $58 profit from $25 revenue? Please explain

  3. Silly word by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Non-techies often giggle when I use the word "dongle". Can't we find a better word before HR hauls me in for alleged harassment?

    1. Re: Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      be quiet or ill take my dongle out.

    2. Re:Silly word by rworne · · Score: 5, Informative

      Non-techies often giggle when I use the word "dongle". Can't we find a better word before HR hauls me in for alleged harassment?

      Not as far fetched as you think....

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    3. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not really dongles, they're adapters.

      The term "dongle" originally referred to a copy-protection device that attached to a port to authorize software to run. Then it got broadened to mean any old device that attached to a port but wasn't a peripheral.

    4. Re:Silly word by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

      Non-techies often giggle when I use the word "dongle". Can't we find a better word before HR hauls me in for alleged harassment?

      Most people have settled on: "adapter", "converter" or any number of other equally valid choices that work for both tech and non tech people (remember the goal of language is to convey meaning, and dongle offers nothing extra over these words - unless you are talking standalone dongles eg for licensing etc)

    5. Re:Silly word by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I mean in general. They still exist in other products.

    6. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dongle by its very nature sticks out. It is totally phallic. It's not crazy to make the connection. It's crazy not to make the connection. That's the world we live in, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to the future.

    7. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it's any consolation, Adria Richards still doesn't have a job since that incident. Now that's what I call social justice.

    8. Re:Silly word by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      I also remember reading on Snopes years ago about some hubbub over the "master/slave" terminology (re: IDE hard disks) and also the word "niggardly." Though, the second case, I could easily see it being a grammar nazi trying to figure out just how many hairs they could split before someone blew up.

    9. Re:Silly word by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A dongle by its very nature sticks out. It is totally phallic.

      You've never seen breasts, have you?

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    10. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a better word: adapter.

      Which is almost certainly what you're actually talking about.

    11. Re:Silly word by AJWM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Back on the old Burroughs mainframes, the unexpected termination of a child process could terminate the parent process. The error message was "Program abort: death of a child".

      I remember some gal totally freaking out over that. It may have hit a nerve.

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    12. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      clitoris?

    13. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, they are too hard to find.

    14. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Django (the framework) renamed master/slave for databases because it was racist.

    15. Re:Silly word by jeremyp · · Score: 2

      It's not a dongle anyway, it's a cable.

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    16. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good, serves her right. sjw's are the worst of the worst. the pussification of america, and the world, is a REAL thing. can only imagine a "demolition man" like future where we will be fined credits for violating the verbal morality code and such. wake up, get thicker skin, and laugh a little. there are worse things in this world than dongle jokes, get outraged at things worth being outraged at, instead of micro aggressions and perceived harassment when there isn't one. grow the fuck up people!

    17. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I mean, she has literally no skills to speak of. Who would hire her?

    18. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hereby demand that we start referring to these as Tittles!

    19. Re:Silly word by torkus · · Score: 1

      Yesterday I had to explain to someone the difference between male and female RJ-45 jacks in the office.

      After a few times around of it not being clear which was which...I said 'it's *exactly* how you think it is" and a few people giggled and then everyone understood. I figure HR will call me today.

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    20. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There really was somebody that people wanted fired for using the word "niggardly" in a public presentation (possibly a press conference). Needless to say, the person uttering the word was black and used the word in the proper context. Fortunately he didn't have to resign!

      dom

    21. Re:Silly word by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      A dongle by its very nature sticks out. It is totally phallic.

      The one distinguishing trait of all dongles were that they were proprietary hardware. You couldn't just buy one from a competitor, or make one.

      (Phallic definitely isn't it. I remember when Netware came with a dongle which was an internal ISA card. Not phallic.)

      In that respect, the iPhone's dependency on Lightning does make its connectors dongle-like. You could say it's an adapter and a dongle.

      That's the world we live in, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to the future.

      Uh, no. That's the world we mostly upgraded from, a long time ago. AFAIK the only remaining dongles I use, are my phone's SIM card and the chip in my new ATM/credit cards.

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    22. Re:Silly word by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      well, there's always "adapter".

      Didn't have to stretch the thinking meats too much to come up with that...

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    23. Re:Silly word by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Well, I mean, she has literally no skills to speak of. Who would hire her?

      Let's see.
      No real skills.
      Willing to make a big stink about minor infractions.
      Willing to do this in public and got two people fired for an extremely minor offense.
      Never apologizes, just doubles down on entitlement.

      Yes, she sounds like winner.

    24. Re:Silly word by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      A dongle by its very nature sticks out. It is totally phallic.

      You've never seen breasts, have you?

      Yeah, but dongles are usually limp and flimsy.
      Sometimes you get dongles that are totally hard, but they're often not worth it since they cause stress on the device.

    25. Re:Silly word by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      Back on the old Burroughs mainframes, the unexpected termination of a child process could terminate the parent process. The error message was "Program abort: death of a child".

      I remember some gal totally freaking out over that. It may have hit a nerve.

      The source code for the Burroughs B5000 (A Series) MCP operating system told the story of the illicit love affair between George and Sophia. Well, it did until a source code customer complained about it.

    26. Re:Silly word by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's a CEO position for her at a major multi-national.

    27. Re:Silly word by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You've never seen breasts, have you?

      If you're discussing phallic shapes and immediately think breasts, maybe you should check to see if they are actually women you're hanging out with. .

    28. Re:Silly word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yesterday I had to explain to someone the difference between male and female RJ-45 jacks in the office.
      > After a few times around of it not being clear which was which...

      Well, there's your problem right there-- jacks are the female connectors. The male connectors are plugs.

      You'd think the male connector would be the jack, and the female the jill, but whateverz.

    29. Re:Silly word by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I'm not discussing shapes of anything at all. The AC before me simply thinks that anything that sticks out must be a penis. I pointed out he was mistaken.

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    30. Re:Silly word by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Actually he specifically mentioned phallic. That word was literally 8.3% of his sentence by word count.

  4. I've seen the future by jxander · · Score: 4, Funny
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    1. Re:I've seen the future by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Ha, I can see someone doing that then scratching their head and wondering why it doesn't work.

    2. Re:I've seen the future by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      OMG, Nerd p0rn!

    3. Re:I've seen the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is modded funny, I feel like it should have been insightful...

  5. Re:$7 third party by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

    Looks like they already have a $7 third party option. I am not affiliated with the brand that I've never heard of, nor Amazon. https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0...

  6. Like it's always been? by SumDog · · Score: 1

    but...it's always been that way, with all the previous Apple products too.

    Their fucking phones are the old smart phones on the market that don't use a USB standard.

    1. Re:Like it's always been? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right.. that's the real takeaway. It's not the laptop that's wrong here -- it's the iPhone.

  7. And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by presidenteloco · · Score: 3, Interesting
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    1. Re: And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never appreciated magsafe until a month ago when my latest android tablet arrived. It is fricking awesome. Power cable plugs in and stays. No hassles. The only improvement would be wireless charging.

    2. Re:And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is an improvement over a standard cable, but still allows significant strain on the tiny USB-C connector.

    3. Re:And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      I've read only so-so things about that connector. Does anyone have a good experience?

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    4. Re:And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "BREAKSAFE IS DESIGNED TO PROTECT YOUR LAPTOP AND YOU"
      by visual markings, magnetic polarity, notches, ....
      How about they just made it symmetrical, you know, like the original magsafe or any usb-c cable for that matter...

    5. Re:And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      https://griffintechnology.com/...

      Fantastic. Yet another dongle. Let's see. Magsafe dongle, dongle to charge iPhone, iPhone audiojack dongle. Ethernet dongle.

      It's dongles all the way down.

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    6. Re:And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's dongles all the way down.

      Maybe they're compensating for something...

    7. Re:And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by Algan · · Score: 1

      That adaptor is rated at 60W. 15" Macbook Pro charges at 85W.

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    8. Re:And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You won't have a good experience if you use that with these new laptops. Unless you're cold. The resulting fire could be considered a good experience then.

    9. Re:And a $39 adaptor to get magsafe back by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Well, I could be warm for the rest of my life!

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  8. Where's the courage now? by chrism238 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can Apple possibly justify wasting valuable internal space on the 3.5mm headphone jack? If they removed that archaic interface they could likely shave off another 0.15mm, present another glossy graphic where that 0.15mm saving looks like a 30% reduction in thickness, and sell their customers yet another dongle.

    1. Re:Where's the courage now? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But then there would be the danger that the laptop bends under its own weight.

    2. Re:Where's the courage now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a feature! The hinge can be eliminated too; one will simply fold the machine like a piece of tinfoil.

    3. Re:Where's the courage now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark my words, this is the beginning of a decline for Apple, at least until they get a new CEO.

      Microsoft is going to regain a lot of what they lost to Apple (bash has been ported to Windows, though still early in development and buggy), Google will continue to grab more on the mobile front. All Apple is going to be left with are diehard followers and luxury brand whores.

  9. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

    Wow, charging over wireless? I hadn't heard of that feature.

  10. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? How does that charge it you fucking moron? It's right in the title.

  11. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but they were talking about CHARGING the phone, you fucking retard.

  12. Dongle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you need a dongle for your dongle?

  13. Or you can buy a USBC to lightening for less by hsmith · · Score: 0

    But some just want to bitch.

  14. Rumor about new super-dongle from Apple by JoeyRox · · Score: 4, Funny

    It converts between Lightning and USB-C but accomplishes it by converting the Lightning port to an internal Firewire port, which then converts to an internal USB port, which converts to an HDMI port, and finally goes out as USB-C.

  15. Good riddance to MagSafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm tired of shelling out $80 when their crappy connector frays and splits.

    1. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

      I've heard of people having poor success with them. I guess my wife and I are just lucky. I've had one of mine since 2010 and the other since 2014, and both original magsafe setups are still running well. How many have you gone through?

    2. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wonder if it's really luck.
      Friend of mine noticed a odd pattern at his business - the only MBPs that had regular issues with the magsafe cables were sitting on desks that got direct sunlight, plenty others were still on their original adapters after 3 years.
      Makes me suspect that whatever polymer Apple is using for the insulation on those cables is not exactly UV stable...

    3. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I've had the cords themselves go, but the connector itself has always been fine.

      magsafe is, or should I say *was*, one of the big selling points for the macbook pros for me.

      I can't really see buying another one though. The new one is not merely underwhelming, its a straight up downgrade.

    4. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangely, Apple had a very good strain relief mechanism on the Titanium PowerBook era power adapters, which were like a toroid set into the adapter. Today, the adapter side wire connection is quite fragile, and every time you coil it, the wire inevitably gets sharply bent against the crappy protruding plastic strain relief.

      Strange that they never combined it with the magsafe connector, and are instead regressing there too. Next up, the detachable cord and flip out prongs. Before long, they will just source the cheapest monolithic molded piece of crap available.

    5. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not. Southerner here. Those cables disintegrated on me in the first 2 years....

    6. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The T-shaped connector on the original adapter that came with my 2008 MacBook Pro was good for about 3 years. Every one after that with the L-shaped connector has failed just past one year of normal use (not on the road, never coiling it up).

      Just read the user reviews for MagSafe on the Apple store. A few people seem to have good luck with them, but the vast majority are complaints.

    7. Re: Good riddance to MagSafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously they are all fake reviews by Android Putin bots. Apple makes only the greatestest hardware there is.

    8. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just UV; it could just be Fungal. I'm on my fourth MagSafe; the cords shred themselves every two years or so. My two Powerbook PVC power cables from a decade back are just fine.
      I blame my feet. They are hell on synthetic socks and tennis shoes. Since I'm barefoot most of the time, and constantly walking on cables, it is entirely possible that the MagSafes are dying of Athlete's Foot, or something in the way of a Yeast Infection.
      But all this still doesn't explain Pogo Pin Cratering. That's just plain bad manufacturing.

    9. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by slazzy · · Score: 1

      I've gone through two on my 3 year old air, but 6 years on the original for a Macbook 5,2 (still getting used)

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    10. Re:Good riddance to MagSafe by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      I had several of those and they always broke in the end. The modern mag safe adapter is the first Apple power cord I've owned that didn't eventually break.

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  16. Re: You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Qi

  17. Proof that Jobs is Gone. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Something like this would have never happened under Jobs. He was meticulous that stuff worked together, easily, out of the box. Apple's lost its way with each product manager driving each product.

    1. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes. Jobs was meticulous regarding the Iphone 4 antenna, the round mouse, the fire starting magsafe connectors, the overheating laptops, the bending "unibody" chassis, etc. (the list goes on a lot longer than this).

    2. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs was a better cult leader; fanboys were much quicker to defend Apple's failings.

    3. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      All of those examples bar one were a minor fault in an otherwise fantastic design. Only the round mouse which wasn't significant as there were easily available alternatives matches this defective and useless by design bullshit that is migrating to a standard no one is actively using.

    4. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely correct to point out the Apple failures, and I wish you had populated your list more. There's entire failed products, all introduced eagerly and with a belief that they would change the industry.

      That being said, failures are much more excusable when they are made for a good intent. Why doesn't the iPhone 7 have a USB-C connector? Or more than one port, a USB-C -and- a lightning? The older phones had two ports. Why doesn't this laptop with 4 USB-C ports just have ONE of them being standard USB? Almost everyone can be guaranteed to have at least ONE standard USB item, indefinitely. Etc.

      But I like your overall point- that Jobs wasn't some magic bunny. Apple has had successes and failures under Cook, just as it had under Jobs. Both are good, neither is perfect.

    5. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      None of those things are something that you notice in the first 60 seconds of using something. Jobs was always about the first impression and how it 'should work'.

      Apple spent money and design time on their packaging. Compared to other MP3 players of the day the iPod was gorgeously packaged and easy to get to.

      Having to use a dongle to use your brand new phone with your brand new laptop is one of those things Jobs would have flipped out about. Not an antenna that he likely never used (Always on Wifi), the long term reliability of the Mag Safe, over heating laptops, etc.

      And that 'round mouse' brought Apple's stock back from the teens. It seems that plenty of people liked it just fine.

    6. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by OfficeLackey · · Score: 1

      I believe you are absolutely correct. The visionary's vision has been exceeded by time and circumstances. Apple is now off the edge of Steve Job's map. While I never was a huge fan of Apple or Job's, I will admit that he had the pulse and vision for consumer grade gizmo(s) and those who buy them. Now we are seeing the fumblings and minor missteps of a company who's arc has peaked and who's future is a down hill coast to mediocrity at best. They are Microsoft as it was 10-12 years ago. The "good" ideas are gone and all that is left is marketing and whatever committee beaten product that lands highest on the wall to which it has been thrown.

    7. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      They liked the machine that the round mouse shipped with. Even Jobs admitted during a keynote that it was a horrible mouse when he announced the replacement.

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    8. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by somenickname · · Score: 1

      You are comparing conscientious design decisions to hardware bugs (with the exception of the mouse). Steve Jobs didn't sit down with engineers and say, "It would be great if the new iPhone was unusable if you hold your thumb in a certain spot". However, someone really did sit down and say, "It would be great if we made our new laptops incompatible with our phones and 99% of all other devices." That's the kind of thing that would get people fired under Jobs.

    9. Re:Proof that Jobs is Gone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the lightning is just one minor fault right? If only Apple used USB instead of making a special connector for their devices. Just buy a normal pc and a normal android phone. Learn how to use your tech instead of relying on intuitive (limited!) ui.

  18. It gets worse... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...if you think about the ear phone situation. The new macs still have a 3.5mm jack for ear phones and no special wireless chip. Hence there are no ear phones which will work with both your mac an your iPhone.

    People used to claim that Apple was a hardware company but given the current state of their hardware this is hard to believe. I think they are turning into a dongle company where they plan to make their money selling dongles to let you connect all their hardware together.

    1. Re:It gets worse... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      So let me get this straight. You're saying that Tim Cook wants us to play with his dongles?

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    2. Re:It gets worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's the gay head of a company that makes products for gay people. What do you think?

    3. Re:It gets worse... by SolemnLord · · Score: 1

      and no special wireless chip.

      Only the airpods and the new Beats wireless headphones have the chips. The Watches, iPhones, and various MacBooks don't, because they don't need them. Any machine running one of the supported OSes (iOS 10, watchOS 3, and macOS Sierra) will work, including things like the iPhone 5 and Macbooks from 2009 onward. Apple says so itself (under "system requirements" and "compatibility").

      I mean, really.

    4. Re:It gets worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...if you think about the ear phone situation. The new macs still have a 3.5mm jack for ear phones and no special wireless chip. Hence there are no ear phones which will work with both your mac an your iPhone.

      You do realise that 3.5mm headphones still work on iPhone right? The Lightning > 3.5mm adaptor is in the box with every phone. You don't need separate headphones for different apple devices.

    5. Re: It gets worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don Gle
      Where was the courage to put Lightening on the MacBook Pro?

    6. Re:It gets worse... by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Most of the comments here are complaining about all the required dongles, not stating that they don't exist.

    7. Re:It gets worse... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      ... except for literally ANY BLUETOOTH HEADPHONE EVER.

      Please at least try to know something about the products before complaining about problems that just don't exist.

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    8. Re:It gets worse... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      People used to claim that Apple was a hardware company but given the current state of their hardware this is hard to believe. I think they are turning into a dongle company where they plan to make their money selling dongles to let you connect all their hardware together.

      Not a viable business model. Apple sells cables and adapters, and 3rd parties sell the same, much cheaper.

      In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if there arne't 3rd party USB-C to Lightning adapters available for $10 now. And Amazon Basics probably has a 4-pack of USB-C to USB-A female adapters for $10, too.

    9. Re:It gets worse... by the_B0fh · · Score: 0

      ...if you think about the ear phone situation. The new macs still have a 3.5mm jack for ear phones and *no special wireless chip.* Hence there are no ear phones which will work with both your mac an your iPhone..

      Bluetooth in iPhones is now a special wireless chip? And doesn't exist on MacBooks? Things you learn from random idiots from Slashdot.

    10. Re:It gets worse... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if there arne't 3rd party USB-C to Lightning adapters available for $10 now. And Amazon Basics probably has a 4-pack of USB-C to USB-A female adapters for $10, too.

      Actually, you might want a USB-C to Lightning cable (not adapter) or a USB-C to USB adapter. That adapter is actually available for about $10.

      On the other hand, Anker used to sell a 5x USB charger, they now also offer a 4x USB + 1x USB-C charger. Someone also offers a port with 4x USB 3.1, 4K HDMI, plus power supply to your Mac, which should completely meetmost people's needs. (Both items about £29 in the UK).

    11. Re: It gets worse... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Fuck HDMI. Give me DisplayPort to run existing monitors from

    12. Re: It gets worse... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Lightening on the MacBook Pro?

      They're already pretty pale and thin. I don't think it's possible to lighten them any more.

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  19. That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have bluetoo by Brannon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what a weird thing to lie about.

  20. Re:Perfect word by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You must keep calling it that until they no longer exist or are no longer needed. They are horrible, and the name for them should be just as horrible or embarrassing as possible.

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  21. Be patient by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are currently busy removing that archaic interface known as the keyboard one row at a time. Given them a chance to finish that before they start removing all the remaining ports.

    1. Re:Be patient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does seem a little odd they stopped after the first inch. Cost I guess. What they'd have ended up with would have been two retina screens, one of which was touchscreen. Which actually would have been an improvement on most existing touchscreens because you won't get gorilla arm using the one where they keyboard is. Does seem odd that they've stepped into the touchscreen arena though (without calling it that) and not made the normal screen touchscreen as well. I'm guessing that they don't want their beautiful Pieces Of Art getting fingerprints all over them.

    2. Re:Be patient by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm pretty sure that is where things are heading. Either the keyboard will become an extended touch bar or maybe each key will have a tiny display on it. I don't know how good the force feedback is, but if it can get to the point where you can type without looking at the keyboard, I'd definitely be for an extended touch bar.

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    3. Re:Be patient by alvinfernald · · Score: 1

      As you can see from these Mac prototypes, Apple was looking to expand the "single button" design from the mouse to the keyboard. http://thesuperslice.com/2013/...

    4. Re:Be patient by danomac · · Score: 1

      It will be terrible. How will you know your fingers are even on the right keys? Tip: you won't, until you press one (or look.)

      On the other hand touch-typing will have an entirely new meaning. They'll have to adjust the accuracy and speed rates down quite a bit, though.

    5. Re:Be patient by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Does seem a little odd they stopped after the first inch

      Not that odd. Keyboards are actually typable for longer than 10 minutes at a time without eventually mashing your fingertips into pulp. Even the super-thin keys on a Macbook are better than the hard surface of a screen. You do NOT want a retina screen keyboard. Horrible idea.

    6. Re:Be patient by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm pretty sure that is where things are heading. Either the keyboard will become an extended touch bar or maybe each key will have a tiny display on it

      And at that we'd have to go back to typing by looking at keyboard, like people just learning to type do. Without the ridges of physical keys, you can't tell what keys your fingers are actually on.

    7. Re:Be patient by Megane · · Score: 1

      Don't give them any ideas or we'll end up with the MacBook Pro DS.

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    8. Re:Be patient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is old news.

  22. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You must be new around here. Turn in your geek card and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_power_transfer

  23. Re:Perfect word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just don't call them dongles while there are women around.

    One would think that you could be sure there was a lack of them in areas with high concentration of nerds, but even tech conferences aren't safe any longer.

  24. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by ArtemaOne · · Score: 0

    That's a separate device, thus not an iPhone feature. That functions over something other than Bluetooth or Wi-Fi. I don't need a geek card clearly, I understand things better than you. I'm a nerd.

  25. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Cool, but where is there any evidence that there is a wireless Mac charger in the laptop? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? LOL. You Apple fanboy retards are so autistic that it's no wonder that the rest of the world treats you like shit. Oh, and thanks so much for the economic recession, you autistic pieces of shit. We REALLY needed a second great depression. It was fucking awesome. Thanks so much, you goddamned autistic fucking retards. And fuck you, you stupid aspies. Why can't we have high IQ polymaths? Why do we have to settle for highly specialized retards that can fuck up the entire world?

  26. Re:Macbook Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am in the market for a new mobile phone and a new laptop. I was was considering the Galaxy Note 7 but waited for the iPhone 7 to be released before I bought a phone. The removal of the 3.5 mm audio port really turned me off from the iPhone 7 and the explosions turned me off of the Galaxy Note 7. At this point I'll likely pick up a Google Pixel or an older iPhone 6s. As for laptops, I just ordered a Dell XPS 13 Developers Edition. I was seriously considering a MacBook Pro but couldn't get over the old 4th gen processors in the (current ones) so I waited for the announcement today to see if the single port rumors were true. 2 USB-C ports (in the 13 inch version) just isn't going to cut it and that touch thing looks like a gimmick. I suppose I won't be going back to apple after all. I can't imagine Jobs would like this crap happen.

  27. Re:MIKE PENCE IN PLANE CRASH by chromaexcursion · · Score: 0

    LOFLMASO

  28. hello? dock? by v1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Get a dock if you want to use lots of (legacy) ports on a compact laptop! I bring my computer home and plug in TWO cables. (power and thunderbolt) and suddenly I have: printer, scanner, SD card reader, firewire backup drive, speakers gig ethernet, 1080p display, and several more open USB3 ports. (as well as another thunderbolt and mic port I'm not using atm)

    Compare that to plugging in ALL that crap one cable at a time before the dock. Now with USBC hubs, ONE cable will do all of that since C combines the data and the charge. I'm still running a 2010 mbp, I'm due for an upgrade, and a dock will be the first accessory I get for it.

    This is just a headline grabber looking to wind up the haters by giving them something to hate that they have no real reason to hate. Anyone that's somehow finding it possible to be hurting for an additional $25 after buying a $2,000+ computer can just get on ali or amazon or ebay and pick up two cables for $6 shipped or something like that. But considering how few ports the computer has, you'd be stupid to get a handful of cables and adapters that you can only use one or two of at a time. Get a dock! Problem solved, and solved well.

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  29. Re:hello? dock? by ArtemaOne · · Score: 2

    Well, except for getting rid of the magsafe, which is one of the best features it used to have.

  30. You're looking at the wrong end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not the port on the computer that's the problem, but the one on the iPhone. Instead of a proprietary port, the iPhone should use a standard port and that standard is USB with USB-C being its latest incarnation.

  31. Re:hello? dock? by chrism238 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Psssst, here's a clue - laptops are supposed to provide portability, and not require you to carry around a bunch of extra cables and docks.

  32. Re:hello? dock? by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get a dock if you want to use lots of (legacy) ports on a compact laptop!

    Uh... if I wanted a 'compact laptop' I'd buy a macbook air.

    I wanted a pro laptop; I want a gigabit ethernet port. That is not a "legacy" port. I want regular USB. I want HDMI. These are not legacy ports either. These are what the other devices you will encounter on the road have. From the TV in the hotel to the flash drive a coworker will hand you. I don't want to have reach into a bag of dongles to find an adapter for every goddamned thing.

    I'm fine with it being a bit heavier, and a bit thicker if it gives me more ports and more battery. Again, I wanted a pro laptop ... if I wanted a compact laptop that focused on minimalism... I'd have bought a macbook air.

    I want more RAM, I want more SSD. This laptop might be a fine device... but its just a fancy macbook air. I'm in the market for a pro laptop.

    Anyone that's somehow finding it possible to be hurting for an additional $25 after buying a $2,000+ computer can just get on ali or amazon or ebay and pick up two cables for $6 shipped or something like that.

    Its not the money for the cables, its having to buy them at all. Its that I spent $2000+ for a computer with all the functionality I wanted built in. I wasn't trying to save money; I was trying to buy a pro laptop. Charge me another $200 and build-in the fucking ports. Not having to carry around a bag of shit is worth it to me.

    Get a dock! Problem solved, and solved well.

    A dock is something you leave on your desk. I need the ports to follow me around so I can use them where I go.

    So your solution is Buy a laptop for $2000+ Then buy another slightly smaller laptop sized dongle to fix all the shortcomings of the first laptop.

    FFS that is not a problem solved well. You know what a problem solved well would be... build the fucking dock INTO the goddamned laptop, and call that a "pro" laptop.

  33. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by ArtemaOne · · Score: 0

    I was almost with you until you used the term autistic inappropriately. Apparently you don't even know what the word means. Try one that makes sense.

  34. I predicted something like this on /. last week by StandardCell · · Score: 1

    My previous post here was cynical but correct in saying that people were going to need a fucking peripheral. I guess the marketing lunatics really are running the asylum at Apple now. So fucking pathetic and they will never get another dollar of my money.

  35. Re: I predicted something like this on /. last wee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they're devastated.

  36. Cable != Dongle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it were and adapter and you'd still need a cable it might be called a dongle, but what Apple sells is a straight up cable. No Dongle in sight.

    1. Re:Cable != Dongle by omnichad · · Score: 1

      But..but...dongles dangle and cables dangle, so this dangle is a dongle.

    2. Re:Cable != Dongle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the cable had "logic" like say, a lighting to 3.5mm headphone cable, I'd accept "dongle". But this is just a straight up cable. Why are people surprised that they can't shove a USB-A plug into a USB-C socket. Of course you need a new cable!

      As for price, a straight up lightning cable is $25 too. If you buy Apple, you have to pledge to shut up about price, forever.

    3. Re:Cable != Dongle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were what and adapter?

    4. Re:Cable != Dongle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. And if you want to use your OLD cable with the new connections, you need a.........

      Douche.

    5. Re:Cable != Dongle by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If it were and adapter and you'd still need a cable it might be called a dongle, but what Apple sells is a straight up cable. No Dongle in sight.

      Great, now I need to carry two full length frigging cables? The adaptor is a better option.

    6. Re:Cable != Dongle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > dongles dangle and cables dangle

      Maresy doats and doesy doats.

      Orcsy delves and trollsy delves, and little dwarvzy darbys.

    7. Re:Cable != Dongle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. And if you want to use your OLD cable with the new connections, you need a......... Douche.

      Hmmm, I really don't see how that would help?

  37. Just change the word "Dongle"... by Nova+Express · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to "Throbbing Pleasure Shaft."

    There! Problem solved!

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    1. Re:Just change the word "Dongle"... by karnal · · Score: 2

      So if it doesn't work, I need to file a TPS report?

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    2. Re:Just change the word "Dongle"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just make sure you use the correct coversheet

  38. There are cheaper options by ukoda · · Score: 0

    For about $4 try http://www.banggood.com/Origin... but feel free to pay more if you want.

  39. Dear Apple, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to lay off the fucking crack. First that bullshit that I need to pay more for your new goddamned deficient and defective by design iPhone 7, then you actually expect us to pay even MORE for your crappy (it's Bluetooth and therefore I know it's crap despite Timmie's assurances to the contrary,) stupid, designed-to-be-lost headphones, which the phone can't be charged WHILE using (another idiotic design-FAILURE,) and of course they neglected to make it wireless charging, and passed up a golden opportunity as long as they're saying a big, fat FUCK YOU to the customers, to make a truly waterproof iPhone....

    In done with CrApple. Fuck you, Timmie, you asshole. Fuck the LOT of you.

    1. Re: Dear Apple, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I misspoke. The headphones designed to be lost are SEPARATE and different from the ones that the phone can't be charged while using.

      I count that as two separate, unrelated idiotic or viciously evil design failures.

  40. Re: MIKE PENCE IN PLANE CRASH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea I swear I saw Hillary fire a stinger missile at the plane.

  41. Stuoooopid story by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Connecting an ios device to a mac is a front pull-up panel button. the big one marked "AIRDROP". the devices find each other.

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    1. Re:Stuoooopid story by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      And charging that phone?

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    2. Re:Stuoooopid story by zerocommazero · · Score: 1

      Why would yooo want to Airdrop for charging?! thats STUOOOOOPID! Go back to Android, pleeb!

    3. Re:Stuoooopid story by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      Only if both devices are on the same wifi network. I never managed to get airdrop working at the times and places I needed it.

    4. Re:Stuoooopid story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curious about the places you managed to be on 2 different wireless networks at the same time. Some sort of guest network?

      Plus, AirDrop does not require devices to be on the same network unless you're transferring from Mac to Mac, but they will both need wireless *enabled* and bluetooth to be reachable.

  42. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This issue is this is a $1500 laptop running pretty modest hardware (top bin, but very modest) and to top it off they are charging for adapters...and this is to work with there own newest product (Iphone 7, which I have).

    I have a 2012 macpro and think im just going to add a bigger ssd...which at least is an option. Most of the gripes are purely about the cost cutting schemes these "features" are passed off as. Having less isn't more, if I wanted the thinnest fucking laptop ever I would just get an ipad or use my phone.

  43. Buy a USB hub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    By releasing these new Macbooks with only USB-C ports Apple is creating a potentially huge market for USB hubs with a USB-C upstream port and legacy USB downstream ports. If the market isn't already flooded with such devices it will be soon.

    1. Re:Buy a USB hub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is probably what I'll have to do. There actually are a fair number of adapter hubs out there, and they aren't too expensive. But there are only a handful of USB-C Monitors, no Projectors, no Printers, no Scanners, no Digital Cameras, no Keyboards, no Mice, no Midi Keyboards... it's been a couple of years now of USB-C, and there ain't nuthin.
      And by the time these things do become common, the Macbooks will be obsolete. The funny thing is, if Apple just included a basic Hub in the box, and a couple of adapter cables, people wouldn't complain so much. They have done this before with certain PowerBook Duo packages.

      The other tack, which Apple isn't making much of for now, its that many of the peripherals mentioned above are already available in Wifi/Bluetooth versions, but that may be because Data throughput isn't so great here, certainly not enough to drive a 4K Monitor or Projector.

  44. use wireless by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 0

    Use the cloud or WiFi to your computer. That's how phones work now. It's crazy. Try it, you might like it.

    You only need to connect your phone to your Mac to use iTunes. And who here is going to stand up for how much they want to use iTunes?

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    1. Re:use wireless by SolemnLord · · Score: 2

      And who here is going to stand up for how much they want to use iTunes?

      Man there are rhetorical questions and then there are rhetorical questions.

    2. Re:use wireless by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Agreed. What phone doesn't already have wireless charging in 2016?

    3. Re:use wireless by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Maybe, just maybe, I want to transfer some files between my computer and my phone, and I don't especially want them going over the air, particularly via wireless networks and/or third-party storage that I neither control nor know with certainty to be secure?

      And I'm not necessarily talking about porn, either. I sometimes handle data that is confidential and/or proprietary, and which I'm obligated by company rules and/or by law to safeguard. If I'm careless with it, it could mean losing my job. Or going to prison. "But all the cool kids...!" is not likely to wash in either case.

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    4. Re:use wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a USB cable its $6 on amazon. Or $10 if you want micro,lightning and usb2 in one cord.

    5. Re:use wireless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      So use AirDrop. After all, if this is a problem, you have both a new MacBook Pro and an iPhone.

      Hint: AirDrop uses TLS on an ad-hoc WiFi network set up between the devices.

      If TLS isn't secure enough for you, stop using the Internet right now.

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    6. Re:use wireless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the response to the company policy of "No transferring of data via wireless technologies, direct cabling only " is " But Airdrop ( TM) uses TLS on an ad-hoc WiFI network set up between the devices!".

      Have you ever held a job?

  45. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    THIS THIS THIS ^^^^^

    If I wasn't an AC I would gift you mod points.

  46. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by cdwiegand · · Score: 4, Informative

    Um, yes, they do have Bluetooth, as well as BLE. Works just fine with my BT headphones, which I can guarantee are older than BLE itself is.

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  47. Funky baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Still, it's a funky design choice"

    Sorry I've lost track, what does funky mean this decade?

  48. Re: MIKE PENCE IN PLANE CRASH by jackspenn · · Score: 1

    No, stop lying. Hillary was about to fire a stinger missile, but she froze up and couldn't pull the trigger.

    Later Michael Bloomberg claimed that if it wasn't for Hillary's Parkinsons, he'd have taken his anti-gun money back.

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  49. plug it into the wall, like always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    plug it into the wall, like always?

    1. Re:plug it into the wall, like always? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      So carry around another charger. Got it.

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    2. Re:plug it into the wall, like always? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like you already do for an iPhone. No real problem.

      There will eventually be USB-C to Lightning cables.

  50. $25 is 1% of the purchase price. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sort of person who values apple products and thus sees the purchase price as a value, will not have any trouble spending 1% more to get a dongle. As noted they don't need this. They do not need to use the cloud, apple to apple is trivial by wi-fi or blue tooth. This story is indeed STOOOPID. Apple haters of course won't see any value in the 2.5K purchase to begin with so their opinions hardly are relevant.

    1. Re:$25 is 1% of the purchase price. by fluffernutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought Apple people liked cleanliness and absolute order; I mean, look at an Apple store. Having to remember to carry around a bunch of dongles everywhere seems to be the opposite of that.

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    2. Re:$25 is 1% of the purchase price. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're using it wrong

    3. Re:$25 is 1% of the purchase price. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple people apparently like being fucked in the ass.

    4. Re:$25 is 1% of the purchase price. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Apple people liked cleanliness and absolute order; I mean, look at an Apple store. Having to remember to carry around a bunch of dongles everywhere seems to be the opposite of that.

      This is getting old. How do you charge your phone when traveling right now? What the fuck is going to change in that picture?

  51. Re:Abusive Relationship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Fucking Slashdot Morons are out in force today. Apple made a profit of 45.7 Billion Dollars. What made the headlines was the fact that for the first time in 15 straight years, they didn't break a previous record in the process; 2016 Profits were 14% below 2015. But note that the long awaited iPhone 7 only came on the Market at the end of the last Quarter.
    "Removing features like the 3.5mm jack really hurt them when their competition who has a 3.5mm is flourishing because of their mistake."
    And Apple Smartphone Market Share is holding at 43.5% in the US, and gained slightly overseas. Samsung is in second place at 28.5%... and every other manufacturer is in the single digits. Math isn't really your strong point, is it?

    Where Apple _really_ screwed up is in dropping their ~$900 MacBook Air 11. These things are ubiquitous in Education; they really do just Work. Nothing works with the USB-C of the small but too expensive MacBook 12, and the MacBook Air 13 is too both big, heavy, and too expensive. Hell, the R&D costs of the 11 were written off years ago; they should have kept it around for another couple of years, at around $700, until USB-C became common and the 12 could take its place. (K-6 are best served with cheap disposable Chromebooks.)

  52. Looser Out The Gate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The stupidity of Apple Inc. Executive, like Jony Ive -- Greatest Genius Born To Earth Who Could Not Figure Out How To Start An Apple ][, is astonishing.

    And those 4 Thunderbutt ports are controlled by ONE logic board with a circuit spliter, i.e. a network switch. Lose the logic board and loose all the ports all at once!

    What a "Novel" design Jony Ive.

    For Apple Inc. the end has happened. Although it will take some time for Cook et al. to burn through the $200+ billion sitting in Irish banks and the $300+ billion sitting in Chinese Communist Party banks.

    Ta ta

  53. The Real Demographic by buravirgil · · Score: 1

    I'm reluctant to bear my ignorance, by what can't USB C be magnetically configured? Because I do USE my laptop for a living and minding port plugs and wires is a pain in the ass. What I believe is proved by this continued design is the MAJORITY of Pro buyers ARE NOT engineers, sound, video, etc., but business hacks showing off the sleekness factor for meetings. A working Mac is tethered and ungainly and this latest port design makes it worse, but it doesn't matter because the larger market is conspicuous consumption types. Maybe this is an open secret to everyone. Maybe it's just one of the many FanBoi arguments I've ignored because I've run Linux on a few laptops, but am most productive with my Apple.

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    1. Re:The Real Demographic by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      > MAJORITY of Pro buyers ARE NOT engineers

      I am.

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    2. Re:The Real Demographic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> MAJORITY of Pro buyers ARE NOT engineers
      > I am.

      You're which? An engineer, or a majority of pro buyers?

    3. Re:The Real Demographic by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      An engineer. If everyone else stops buying them I will be the majority also.

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  54. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, charging over wireless? I hadn't heard of that feature.

    It requires a dongle -- that you plug into the wall.

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  55. Bluetooth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh wow, look, no wires!

    Honestly, why are tech reporters still living in the stone age?

  56. Re: You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You use the charger you got with the phone dum-bass.

  57. Fix by Princeofcups · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Still, it's a normal design choice for a decidedly Pro-oriented device since there's no reason a prospective consumer wouldn't spend a few dollars extra cash for a dongle after spending upwards of $2,399."

    I guess that story isn't as good since it doesn't make as many Apple haters foam at the mouth.

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  58. Re:$7 third party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    given some of the mixed reviews their seems to be a good reason it is only $7

  59. Reasonable to use the Cloud? by Calydor · · Score: 1

    So the solution to the syncing problem is to put your phone down five inches from your laptop, upload to your Cloud account (on a capped internet connection), then download it on the other device (on the same capped internet device) instead of creating a physical connection between the two? Or hell, just a local wireless connection if we're only talking about syncing and not even getting into questions about charging?

    This. THIS is what causes all that bandwidth saturation the ISPs are so afraid of!

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  60. Dongle...or Cable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is it?

    "you won't be able to do so out of the box. Instead, you'll have to buy a dongle."

    "Apple sells a USB-C to Lightning cable on its website for $25."

  61. Bye Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When my 2010 MBP gives out, I will look for a more recent used model. I will not buy another new Apple product. This is the beginning of the end for Apple; it will not crash and burn, but is on the same path as MSFT started on about 15 years ago...downhill

  62. bring back the dock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.simulationexams.com/tutorials/aplus/essentials/laptops-portables/images/docking-station.jpg

  63. $25 dongle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because an $8 one won't work, right?
    https://www.amazon.com/Adapter-Rankie-Hi-speed-Including-ChromeBook/dp/B01EL4PVFE/

    1. Re:$25 dongle by j-beda · · Score: 1

      Because an $8 one won't work, right?

      https://www.amazon.com/Adapter...

      Since there are two in that item, its only $4 each.

  64. Re:hello? dock? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 0

    You do realize that you can just get a USB-C to HDMI cable, that is a single cable to connect directly to your monitor?

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  65. Not really a dongle, just a replacement cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Messed up as this may be, I don't think calling it a dongle is right. The iPhone just ships with the wrong cable, and you need to replace it with another one.

  66. Don't forget the iBook G3's and.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the 'fixed' iBook G4s that still had the EXACT SAME cold solder failure.

    I got bitten by one of those on my first and last apple product back in '03. I really liked the battery life of the G4, the dedicated gpu, etc. It had gentoo on it within the first hour however when OSX was taking longer than 30 seconds for the initial bootup without even a splashscreen. The G4 was a pig compared to my previous P3 and at the time broken P4 laptops, but the added 2 hours of battery life made it bearable for schoolwork... right up until it failed on me the day before a midterm was due with either the southbridge or gpu failure. I had to decase it to get my files off and as a result never tried to send it in for warranty work. It is still collecting dust out in the garage somewhere.

    Apple quality has never been that good, but they charge a premium for it nonetheless and whitewash over its failings to a consumer base that will buy it even if it is crap compared to the competition. And I say that having had a lot of 'crap' from the PC camp, but nothing with quite as sudden a failure as that system. Most failures were intermittent enough to allow backing up and wiping before a return. Or at least made the hard disk accessable for a pull, backup, reformat cycle. The Firewire hard disk mode would've been perfect... except the cold solder failure caused it not to work, as was a documented problem on the g3s. Finland or somewhere's consumer organization did an inspection of a failed g4 and found the exact same failure the g3s had, while apple claimed up and down it was impossible because they had remedied it.

    1. Re:Don't forget the iBook G3's and.. by danomac · · Score: 1

      Apple quality has never been that good, but they charge a premium for it nonetheless and whitewash over its failings to a consumer base that will buy it even if it is crap compared to the competition.

      Designed in California, built in China.

      Makes me wonder if they fully controlled the manufacturing in the US if the quality would be better. That would justify the astronomical price difference.

  67. Professionals do not care about the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Professionals care about not having the need for an adapter, because they easily get lost or simply forgotten at home.

  68. Innovative new idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's remove basic functionality, charge them more for the uniqueness, and then overcharge them *again* for basic equipment they need to restore it! It's just like on-disc DLC, but with hardware! We are geniuses!

  69. Re:Macbook Nope by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    I just took a look at the usual suspects (dell, asus, acer, hp etc) for a MBP replacement to run Linux as my main laptop. They are all spec limited in ways the MBP is not. 256G storage, 8G ram. No option to upgrade. The machine I would be replacing has 1TB storage and 16G ram. 'Power' machines are huge and ugly.

    I was not impressed. I thing the MBP I have may be peak laptop. They're all downhill from here.

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  70. Re:hello? dock? by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

    So. Do you think this MacBook Pro is a pro laptop?

  71. Re:hello? dock? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

    Get a dock if you want to use lots of (legacy) ports on a compact laptop!

    Get a desktop if you want to connect a computer to something.
    Get a mainframe if you need the processing power.

    Portability? No one buys a laptop for portability! /retarded translation.

  72. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize, you don't have to buy Apple laptop. You can buy a laptop that has all this functionality you're looking for from different brand. Be it Asus, Acer, Gigabyte. All have sleek looking, nice screen, all the ports you're looking for.

    I've done it when I moved away from MacBook Pro 17", since Apple stopped making 17" laptops. Bought a nice 2.8kg 17" gigabyte laptop, and never been happier.

    If Apple continued making 17" laptops, I might have not switched back to PC. Kind a same with deal I did when I switched from iphone4 to galaxy s2. It was about the screen size. If apple had a iphone4plus, I might have not switched.

  73. HEADLINE STORY: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple, not content with merely making their hardware incompatible with industry standards, today embarked upon an even bolder, more forward-thinking strategy - to make their own hardware incompatible with their own hardware. Top board members and key marketing department spokespeople have championed this new design direction for the company as "really right on, man." and "oh wow, far out."

  74. If you missed the hilarous fake interview by grungeman · · Score: 1

    with an "apple engineer", this fits so well here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  75. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When you go somewhere to make a freaking presentation, you are handled a HDMI cable (it used to be a DVI one. And before a VGA one). You have to connect it to your laptop. This is what happens in a "pro" setting. Sometimes, the guy gives you an USB key and say: the docs we need to look at on screen are on the key. You need to connect the key to your machine.

    This is why it is called a "pro" laptop. It does those things.

  76. Dongle company : Yes !!!! by DrYak · · Score: 1

    I think they are turning into a dongle company where they plan to make their money selling dongles to let you connect all their hardware together.

    Yes.
    Best proof is when you compare the price of chinese knock of and Apple-certified dongles.
    The only single difference between a plain simple adapter/cable that you can build yourself, and apple's over-priced stuff, are the special chips whose only puprose boils down to "So we can charge you for expensive Apple-certified dongles"

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  77. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is that now that Apple has ditched every other type on connector on the MacBook Pro, the peripheral manufacturers will start making devices with the USB-C connector. Printers, monitors, TVs, chargers, disc drives, optical drives, mice, keyboards, everything. Everything with the same connector. At last!

    If apple had kept an old-stipe USB-A connector on the Mac, then the peripheral manufactures would just stick with the same old USB-A/B/micro/mini/UCB-3/HDMI/VGA/DVI/displayport/etc. connectors, and you need 103 different cables stuffed into a drawer.

    USB-C is the way to go. Well done Apple.

  78. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And put one in every f-ing conference room at every company site? We already have HDMI cables running up through the conference room tables that work with every Mac or PC laptop we issue.

    Looking back from 2018, I bet we'll say that Apple did have the right vision here (as opposed to their headphone craziness), but the "pro" laptops should hang on to legacy ports for 2-3 years beyond the consumer models so that the rest of the world can catch up.

  79. Re:Macbook Nope by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    I didn't really believe you. This is good- you are wrong. But I have an idea as to *WHY* you are wrong.

    I went to Dell's website. I selected 15-16 inch laptops (you mentioned that the bigger machines are huge and ugly- since the MBP is 13 and 15 inch, you must mean larger than 15 inch is huge and ugly). I then selected the core i7 6th gen (skylake), and filtered by RAM ("12gb and up"). The results included a Dell XPS 15 for about 2600 bucks. This had: 1 TB Solid State, 32 Gigs of RAM.

    http://www.dell.com/en-us/shop...

    Here's my guess: you (probably, maybe) erroneously were looking at SEVENTH gen Intel processors (kabylake). The MBP, and the one I linked, are SIXTH gen (skylake). Intel hasn't shipped their top of the line kaby lake laptop processors yet: if you filter by that, you only find the machines that have been refreshed to use the actually-released chips yet, which are by definition not top of the line in any way.

  80. Re:Macbook Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well then don't get anything based on an ultrabook platform. For example a dell precision 5000 weighs 4 lbs, has modular ram and you can get it with 16GB RAM and 1+ TB storage. HP has similar offerings. How hard did you look?

  81. Fuck you compatibility by sabbede · · Score: 1

    we're Apple! We aren't even compatible with ourselves.

  82. Apple back to making pretty stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's be honest here, even a Apple fan has to admit Apple is going the wrong direction with the MacBook Pro. Where this notebook was once a valid option for the business person. It has now become a CEO boutique notebook than a real business workhorse. Nobody wants to tote around dongles to use stuff that in the real world is still being used. Like SD cards, USB mice, USB drives, etc. How many like myself are disappointed to see the MagSafe connector go? Maybe USB C will eventually make a real presence over time, but right now it's very much not winning over the traditional USB connector. We now know that Apple is abandoning the MacBook Air because who would pay a grand for a lousy screen resolution, and pathetic performance. Your choice now is a even more restrictive port MacBook or a less flexible MacBook Pro. I seriously don't see Apple gaining any new buyers of these models. If your working in the real world you at least expect Apple to make products that work together in its own family. Requiring a dongle adaptor just to charge your iPhone on a Mac is embarrassing to say the least.

  83. Flashback to the 90's. by wiredog · · Score: 1

    When Lost the Dongle was a plus.

  84. not to worry by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Not to worry. A sucker is born every minute

  85. And yet by MitchDev · · Score: 2

    ...the Apple Fan-Zombies will praise them for being "innovative" and "amazing"!

    Evil Apple, evil Microsoft, Trump vs. Clinton.....The fucking Asteroid can't hit the Earth soon enough...

    1. Re:And yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a smallish metorite hits cupertino, trump tower, and whatever hotel clinton is staying in? Spare the rest of us.

  86. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How dumb do you think we are? Of course we know that. There are obvious work-arounds. And I'll carry that cable around with the USB-C to USB-A cable to read someone's flash drive, and I'll carry that around with my SD reader so I can view pictures from my non-USB-C camera. I'll have a bag full of cables and adapters I have to drag around with me to get the same functionality that I already have with the previous MacBook Pro model I own, which I'll probably continue owning for the foreseeable future until Apple gets a clue or I switch to some other manufacturer with a clue.

    I want more battery life, not thinner. I want a decent complement of commonly-used ports, not 4 that don't physically match *anything* else I own or have *ever* encountered in the field. I like the magsafe connector. It has it's flaws, but it's better than any other power connector I've seen. Basically Apple has "innovated" itself away from what this Pro user wants. It started with the "glue everything in" approach that reduced upgradability internally, was reinforced by removing anti-glare screens as a build option, and now it's removing ports from the outside. Much as I like my current one, I won't be buying a new MacBook Pro.

  87. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Get a dock if you want to use lots of (legacy) ports on a compact laptop! I bring my computer home and plug in TWO cables. (power and thunderbolt) and suddenly I have: printer, scanner, SD card reader, firewire backup drive, speakers gig ethernet, 1080p display, and several more open USB3 ports. (as well as another thunderbolt and mic port I'm not using atm)"

    Buy a used MacBook Pro and you get a built-in SD card reader, firewire, gig ethernet, legacy USB ports, and standard HDMI out with no dock or adapter necessary. It's like having a portable dock built in! What an innovation!

    You know what I expect after the announcement of these new 2016 models? A run on remaining pre-2016 models and a vibrant used MacBook Pro market, not a spike in sales of new laptop docks. It's not the price of adapters, it's the substantial loss of functionality unless you drag them along that is the problem.

  88. They couldn't give a fuck about any of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get it yet?

    1. Re:They couldn't give a fuck about any of us by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Sure they do. This is the first year of sales declines since the early days of the Return of the Jobs.
      If you don't think that they wouldn't care about declining market share... well you're definitely wrong about that.

      Yes Apple has an enormous fan-base and a large market share, but Steve Jobs is gone and his reality distortion field is fading. There is and never will be any company that people are so enamored with that they will stay at the top forever. Empires fall.

  89. Hats off to Apple by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    It has been able to grow a big flock of iSheep who think of paying through the nose for the trinkets that Apple comes up with. Year after year, like the good iSheep that they are, they keep coming for more. Like I said, hats off to Apple.

  90. You can't use local WiFi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't use local WiFi to transfer between an iPhone and iTunes? They force you to go through the cloud? What a hassle.

  91. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try charging your phone via bluetooth, genius. Let me know how that works out for you.

  92. Re:hello? dock? by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    Won't there be two kinds of such cables?
    USB-C can provide either Displayport, or HDMI. So if your computer provides Displayport (like this mac) then the cable will need a Displayport to HDMI converter built-in. But if your computer (let's say a phone) provides HDMI then you need not that converter (will the converter's presence make it fail or will it have some smarts to let the HDMI through? I don't know but hopefully the latter)
    If your USB-C provides no video signal at all, then you can do it but with a USB display adapter (such as DisplayLink chips).

    So, here are three sorts of cables afterall, and god forbid you get an active one that is cheap and only supports 1080p.
    Also, if you need to connect to a ceiling mounted video projector and the cable is short, have fun

  93. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a load of bollocks. We had pro machines, but that was last years model. Listen, if you regard the removal of ports that ensure compatibility with every other fucking device in existence as a feature, good for you. A fool and his money is soon parted. The rest of us will vote with our wallets.

  94. Re:hello? dock? by omnichad · · Score: 1

    I want a gigabit ethernet port. That is not a "legacy" port.

    Depends on how you look at it. It's a very old connector that is simply too thick for a modern laptop. We should have standardized on a smaller interconnect cable a long time ago, but haven't. Either it's an RJ-45 adapter to some proprietary connector (since there's no standardized option) or you just externalize the interface entirely, since the bus is fast enough. Either way, you need an adapter.

    I'm not a huge fan of this laptop, but that's one thing I totally understand.

  95. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    what a weird thing to lie about.

    It's not a lie - show me where to plug in lightning earphones into the new mac WITHOUT using a dongle and I'll retract. I've been a loyal mac user for the past decade with a desktop and a laptop both of which are in desperate need of an update and I really just want a new mac. However I am not going to pay full price for a 3 year old Mac Pro machine nor am I going to pay over $4k (Canadian) for a high end laptop with an already out of date CPU and GPU. Apple have dropped the ball so much that I'm doing what would have been unthinkable a year ago: I'm looking at switching to windows and I'm not happy.

  96. Re:hello? dock? by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    The future is a 7" laptop, and not a 7" with wasted space as on early netbooks!
    The laptop only has letters and the space bar on the keyboard, but all the other keys are available on a couple touch rows. On the second touch row, the missing 50 keys scroll by at a high speed and you hit the virtual key you need when it comes by.

    There is no storage inside, except for the firmware and a SIM card. You can store the OS on a USB or Thunderbolt drive connected to the single USB-C port - if you're a luddite and don't use the cloud or something wifi to boot your OS from! If you plug a mouse instead, you'll be able to use it in the firmware configuration program.
    I like peripherals, so I plug my laptop into a 42U rack. It solves the problem so elegantly. I've got everything in there : speakers, monitor, printer, scanner, hard drives, SD reader and the legacy mouse!

    There's just one power cable to the 42U, and one cable from the 42U to the laptop. But I heard they're working on the iDesk, which has a wireless charging surface built-in and soon you won't need a cable between the laptop and 42U anymore!
    $2399 for the laptop, $1999 for the iDesk and $3499 for the 42U(*)

    (*) speakers, monitor, printer, scanner, hard drives, SD reader or legacy mouse not included.

  97. Re:hello? dock? by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    PS : when the iDesk comes out the laptop will have no ports whatsoever left, naturally.

  98. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    iphones do NOT have bluetooth anymore!

    Yes they do, or else my wife's iPhone 7 is connecting to the built-in Bluetooth in her car by magic.

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  99. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess just buy a Dell Latitude 7XXX or Thinkpad TXXX and call it a day!

  100. Goodbye, Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Tim Cook is trying to create products in his own image -- you know, Cook is a cocksucker, and
    maybe he wants Apple to suck too. It sure does seem like the SUCK has been achieved in this round
    of design fuckups.

    For Schiller, Ive, and Cook, I wish terminal cancer, and the sooner the better.

  101. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psssst, here's a clue - laptops are supposed to provide portability, and not require you to carry around a bunch of extra cables and docks.

    Then don't carry a phone charging cable around with your laptop.
    How is USB-C to lightning different from carrying a lightning cable around already?

    Presumably you do, which is why everyone's complaining about dongles?

  102. MagSafe for all? by grilled-cheese · · Score: 2

    Now that Apple isn't going to be making models with the MagSafe connector, here's to hoping that they'll start licensing it to other PC manufacturers. It's a good design, it would be a waste to let it collect dust in an IP warchest.

    1. Re:MagSafe for all? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      here's to hoping that they'll start licensing it to other PC manufacturers

      They don't need to. The inclusion of magnets in the connector is trivial enough that it doesn't breach IP rules, the rest of the connector is trivially enough to make sufficiently different to not require any cross licensing. /see Microsoft Surface products and their magnetic power cables.

  103. Re:hello? dock? by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    Get a dock and you will never have to plug anything into your laptop again! ... but you still have to plug them things into the dock.
    You sound like you delight yourself when you're cleaning your food processor parts for an hour, after telling up everyone how great a time saver it is. Hope you're finished soon, so you can go empty the dishwasher, maintain the leaf blower you need for that 3m long driveway, and code up the server back end for that smart kettle that doesn't boil water yet.

  104. fuck that, its apple, being greedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lets not kid ourselves,
    Apple has run out of steam..
    its clear.. their design choices have bit them in the ass, (fuk fone 7)
    Now, for all the support and money they have extracted from their constituents, they want more blood..
    it seems to me that in an effort to force more money, Apple will shun their install base away..
    the only ones whom can afford the APPLE platform might as well live in New York, Dubai or california. I mean in those places the salaries are so messed up, people can afford to throw their money away on a closed, force you to do things, cost alot-of-money platform in those regions..
    Anywhere else,, just doesn't seem practical.
    I mean, what, you have to carry a "kit" around inorder to use your expensive new toy in the environment its designed to run in, but at a premium ?

    Clearly Apple is begging for money, but unlike a politician, there are no empty promises, apple will sell you Their new wheel at a premium to move the boat-anchor that is MAC/APPLE out of the way for a shiny, new, FULLY OPERATIOAL PC out of the box..
    I can't wait for the public reviews

  105. When will Apple go Wireless? by ripvlan · · Score: 1

    Another Dongle - this is the life of a Mac owner. There are several people in the office who have chosen a Macbook Pro or Air for portability.

    But they all care a zipper pouch of Dongles & wires with them. Their dongles need dongles. Kind of like that old IBM ad for the universal dongle-dongle. They have cables for DVI, HDMI, VGA, printers, USB, cellphones ... arg. okay - you can't charge a device without a power cord (well - it isn't all that common...yet).

    Hey Apple - stop it with the wires and dongles to another dongle. It sucks! My car, for instance, came with a 30-PIN iPod connector. The old school "Firewire" power model. But the iPod released that same year (2008) came with a new USB style 30-PIN meaning the power pins had moved. So I purchased a device that swapped pins for, humorously enough, $25. Then the iPhone5 came out and I had to purchase a 30-PIN converter pigtail cable. My car now has a Rube Goldberg series of wires and dongle converters strung together.

    Our other car has a USB port in the dash. Everything just works. Apple - Standards are good - try it !!

  106. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by Robert+Goatse · · Score: 2

    Maybe instead of connecting via magic, it's using the connection power of courage?!

  107. I call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but there are Usb-C to Lightning cables that you can buy. No need for dongles. There are 3rd party Apple-licensed vendors for those cables, too.

  108. Re:hello? dock? by tibit · · Score: 1

    Are you serious? Just buy the fine USB-C to lightning cable and call it day. No need for docks, dongles, or anything.

    As for gigabit ethernet: I dig why they don't want to put that on the laptop. The laptop is too thin to fit the jack, other vendors resort to ugly hacks like the movable-jaw RJ-45 receptacles that Apple will have nothing to do with - rightly so IMHO. A USB-C/Thunderbolt to Ethernet adapter is $30. Plug your patch cord - that you have to have anyway - into it, and call the complete assembly a "cable". You can heatshrink them together if you think it'll make it cooler somehow.

    I think you're making up imaginary problems.

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  109. Re:hello? dock? by tibit · · Score: 1

    I completely agree. You've got 4 ports, and you can use them all for the same purpose (e.g. plugging in USB-2/3 peripherals), or for a mix of these and charging, displays, etc. That's the way to go. I wish every vendor did that on their laptops.

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  110. Goodbye non-Retina MBP by thunderclees · · Score: 1

    It looks like Apple also cut the non-Retina MBPs. That is too bad as these were nice for a working MBP that you could actually upgrade and of course if you needed a optical drive for whatever you were doing.

  111. Alternatively, you could just... by zarmanto · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's been a MacHead for more than a few years knows that you always try to avoid buying overpriced commodity add-ons from Apple; you buy them from Amazon, Newegg or the like. In this situation, for example, you might choose to just use your existing charging cable with a USB-C to USB3 adapter for $10, saving fifteen bucks over the Apple adapter cable.

  112. $12 on amazon.... by CoolCash · · Score: 1

    Amazon has a third party cable for $12. Also, I would prefer to charge it via external adapter since it will have more amperage to charge it faster. As for syncing, iTunes has been able to sync over wifi for years.

  113. Re:hello? dock? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Everything with the same connector. At last!

    Except it doesn't. Not in the real world.

    the peripheral manufacturers will start making devices with the USB-C connector.

    Yeah, well, if that pans out, 20 years from now a pro laptop can have just USB-C connectors. But it won't pan out, 5 years from now, USBC will probably be replaced by something else again.

    If apple had kept an old-stipe USB-A connector on the Mac [...] and you need 103 different cables stuffed into a drawer.

    That's exactly the situation the macbook pro has created for users TODAY.

  114. Re:hello? dock? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    As for gigabit ethernet: I dig why they don't want to put that on the laptop. The laptop is too thin to fit the jack,

    I didn't ask for it to be that thin. Give me a thicker laptop with more battery, more ram slots, room for a 2nd SSD... If I wanted a thin laptop, then I'd understand giving up the ethernet port... and I'd buy a macbook air.

    But thinner than the 2012 macbook pro (with gigabit port) ? I never asked for that. I liked the form factor of the 2012 just fine. (the minidisplay port was ass though). But then Apple made it thinner... and took away the ethernet because... Apple.

    A USB-C/Thunderbolt to Ethernet adapter is $30. Plug your patch cord - that you have to have anyway - into it,

    So now I have to carry around "my special ethernet cord" everywhere I go. Whereas before i could use any ethernet cord on the planet or buy a new one anywhere for $5 if I left mine at home. A compromise made Just so my laptop could be extra thin... which is a 'feature' I never asked for. That's not progress.

  115. NO MagSafe???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they MAD / >>crazy / INSANE?????

  116. Shitty, misleading headline by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    Why is this framed as a problem with the MacBook? It sounds like the iPhone is the one trapped a decade or two behind the technology that everyone else takes for granted.

    If I were stuck with one of those, I wouldn't waste the $25. I'd just upgrade to a decent phone.

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  117. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

    Wow, so I guess the Sennheiser bluetooth headphones that I am using with my iPhone 7+ right now isn't actually happening, because you say so.

    Or, you're completely wrong. Perhaps lying for some purpose I can't undertstand.

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  118. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

    You said:

    Hence there are no ear phones which will work with both your mac an your iPhone.

    Bluetooth "ear phones" still exist. And they work with both MacBook Pro and iPhone 7.

    You are wrong.

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  119. Re:hello? dock? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    I wish every vendor did that on their laptops.

    Why can't you have both? I'd like 4 USBC ports. And HDMI. And ethernet. And 1-2 USB3 A style port that's backwards compatible all the way back.

    Now we''ve got the same 4 ports your perfect laptop has so anything you can do with your perfect laptop I can do with mine. Plus you don't need an adapter for 90% of the stuff you are likely to run into in the real world today.

  120. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's not too thick. You can get a popout version that's thin. There's at least 3 versions of a popout rj45 port, ranging from super thin that used to be on PCMCIA cards and is far more prone to breaking, to ones that just pop out a little and are on thinner laptops.

  121. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to connect to what exactly? I mean what are these magical devices that just appear and connect to your laptop through osmosis? Your just carrying a different cable that doesn't cost anymore than any other cable.

  122. Re:You connect your iPhone to the new Mac wireless by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Cool screed, bro. For someone that calls others 'retards', 'autistic', 'pieces of shit', 'fucking retards', 'stupid aspies', and 'highly specialized retards' you sure don't display a whole lot of intelligence or high function yourself.

    But hey, thanks for wasting a few more bits of storage on the Internet, I hope you got a little anger release out of it, because it looks like you could really use it.

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  123. Apple killed the USB and Audio Jack in 2016 by MrJones · · Score: 1

    Is too incredible, Apple killed the USB port and the Audio Jack in 2016. Someone sold the idea that the USB-C is the best connector out there for the future and Apple bought that, forgetting that we live in the present and the USB-C form factor is less used than Thunderbolt 2

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  124. Re:Perfect word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can have my AUI dongle when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

  125. I, for one, LIKE physical ports by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    Even tho' most of my laptops, tablets, and phones now support things like Chromecast -- ooops, still need a dongle at the TV end -- I am loathe to buy a computer or tablet that doesn't at the very least have a standard microUSB, some flavor of HDMI, and an analog audio out jack. Plus a microSD slot if at all possible.
    Poo on "hey just connect via BlueTooth [or RedTooth if you're Neo] or our new just-on-the-market special connector."

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  126. Re:Macbook Nope by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    If you aren't buying an iPhone, then you won't have the problem with the MacBook. So either you don't understand the problem, or you are just a hater.

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  127. Re: MIKE PENCE IN PLANE CRASH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bernie would have brought down the plane with a single .38 revolver.

  128. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really nothing new. Apple loves dongles. Just look at the Duo or the early PowerMacs. Dongle heaven.

  129. Re:Macbook Nope by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    >How hard did you look?

    I went to their respective web sites. Selected the expensive model they were pushing that wasn't a 'gaming behemoth' with aliens on the back, tried to option it to the max (like I did with my MBP in 2013) and saw what I got.

    The Dell precision has a low res screen, max 1TB (which is so 2013), 32GB RAM is double what I my MBP has, but it doesn't feel like the kind of upgrade that should be available after 3 years. I clearly have a problem with Dell burned in my brain after suffering Dell laptops circa 1999-2005 but I tried to suppress that.

    This is disappointing. The MBPs have an excellent case but the new models are looking like they might not be for me. So the alternative is another brand running Linux (windows doesn't meet my needs). I'm not cost sensitive - I'll pay for more for something better. But I'm not seeing it. Maybe there's something good out there, but I'm being asked to compromise on something important like screen resolution or ports or storage.

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  130. Re:hello? dock? by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

    Get a PC laptop and call it a day. You can even install macOS if you want. The new HP Spectra and Dell XPS are two excellent laptops.

    I just bought a cheap refurbished Lenovo laptop, only $435 and has a 1080p screen, skylake processor and a discrete NVIDIA card. You can add a nice 512GB SSD for $120 if you want.

  131. Cash Cow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will anyone learn that after the Apple ][ died that Apple is just a cash cow.

  132. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty easy to minimize laptop size and keep a standard rj45 port. My HP ultrabook workstation has a spring loaded "hatch".

    http://www.www8-hp.com/us/en/images/i_s01_zbook_ultrabook_gallery1_tcm245_2184080_tcm245_1970857_tcm245-2184080.jpg

    Keep making excuses for Apple though.

  133. Re:hello? dock? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    When you go somewhere to make a freaking presentation, you are handled a HDMI cable (it used to be a DVI one. And before a VGA one). You have to connect it to your laptop. This is what happens in a "pro" setting. Sometimes, the guy gives you an USB key and say: the docs we need to look at on screen are on the key. You need to connect the key to your machine.

    This is why it is called a "pro" laptop. It does those things.

    This seems like a fairly weird critique -- I'm sorry but most environments don't have HDMI either.
    And I'm not sure I've seen an HDMI adapter that allows for anything higher than 1920x1200. If you having a single monitor output, it should be something capable of dual-link (IE, 2560x1440).

  134. Re:hello? dock? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    As for gigabit ethernet: I dig why they don't want to put that on the laptop. The laptop is too thin to fit the jack,

    Sounds like a design flaw to me.

  135. amazing by siamesevodka · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised apple doesn't charge you 25 dollars to look at their dongle.

  136. Re: MIKE PENCE IN PLANE CRASH by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    No, stop lying. Hillary was about to fire a stinger missile, but she froze up and couldn't pull the trigger.

    Later Michael Bloomberg claimed that if it wasn't for Hillary's Parkinsons, he'd have taken his anti-gun money back.

    Hillary wasn't lying about her dangerous time in Bosnia, and this video proves it. She visits wounded soldiers and little girls, dodges RPGs, and caps an enemy soldier herself. Stone cold.

  137. Re:hello? dock? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    The new HP Spectra and Dell XPS are two excellent laptops.

    Yup, that's probably what I'll end up doing. Dell precision makes a good pro laptop... all the ports including usbc, gobs of ram. 2nd hard drive. keyboard has all it's keys.

    They'll even ship it with ubuntu if I want. Although I'll probably get Windows10 and use the new linux services stuff for the unixy stuff I want.

    Why did I buy macbook pro's the last 10 years?

    - Magsafe -- now gone. After losing a couple laptops over the years, I really valued this. Now its gone.

    - upgradable -- not in years now. My 2011 mbp got an SSD upgrade, and a ram upgrade a couple years later. My 2015 is stuck with what it came with.

    - Unix -- windows is basically caught up for my needs (between linux subsystem and hyperV ...)
    nice big multitouch touchpad - used to be pretty mac exclusive, now everyone has them

    - build quality -- apple still has good build quality, but lots of PC vendors make comparably good equipment

    - keyboard... for a while PC vendors were doing stupid layouts with a slash next to a shortened enter key -- while my desktop keyboard has a wide enter key with the slash above it, so whenever i switch to the laptop, I'd hit \ instead of enter every single time. Mac's always had the wide enter key... but now that trend has mostly faded on the PC, while the mac goes and removes the function keys and the esc key.

    - price was never a primary motivator; and I'll pay top dollar for a good product; but this latest batch of macs ratchets up the price for no discernible relative increase in capabilities. I'm not 'price sensitive' but I'm also not going to stand around and just get ripped off.

    Maybe I'll buy a dell for a work laptop and a 13" macbook air as a toy for browsing the web on the couch and replying to email; and to keep at least a toe in OSX. But no point in buying a macbook pro for that. And that's just it... there's really nothing pro about the "pro" laptop. Its just a faster more expensive macbook air now.

  138. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by Clirion · · Score: 2

    I would cut some slack here. The better statement would have been. IPhone comes lightning head phones only, MacBook Pro does not come with a Lightning Port, only USB-C. But, they include a 3.5MM Jack. If I bought both devices new, I would need to get some sort of external Headset and Cable to use them "together". 1. Cannot use the Headphones that come with the IPhone with the new MacBook Pro. 2. I have to have a different charger for each device. That is accurate. Bluetooth and everything else is Outside of Apple's design. Their wireless ear buds will not use the special chip and I cannot remember right now if they will connect to Bluetooth. The Top level one is correct in spirit, but bad in wording.

  139. Dangle your dongle by SubtleGuest · · Score: 1

    It's the hip thing to do. Consider all your dongles like earrings for your shiny new iPhone and MacBook Pro. I mean sure you lose them and they catch on things but man don't you look hip.

  140. Re:Macbook Nope by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    Here's another example ASUS ZenBook Pro UX501VW.

    Nice screen, nice case. i7

    BUT - 512GB storage? and Oh Noes! That keyboard. Why the hell do they squeeze a number pad on to a 15" laptop. The main keyboard then skews left and it's all wrong.
     

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  141. Re:hello? dock? by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Having used both, I'd rather not have either one. Even if it means buying an external.

  142. Re:hello? dock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psssst, what are you guys whispering about??

  143. Re:Macbook Nope by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    After writing that I went back and found what you found, but look at the keyboard on the 15. That's a deal breaker.

    The 13" 7000 looks better - the keyboard isn't messed up like the 15", but a tiny hard disk. Its's perplexing that they can't just put nice case, nice keyboard, hi-res screen (retina or better), 16/32GB RAM, 1/2/4 TB SSD in the same box. It's not that hard. All the pieces are there in very similar products, but not at the same time.

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  144. This whole thing is silly to me by tipo159 · · Score: 1

    Apple's preferred use model is to send data wirelessly (wifi or BT), so why would they include a cable?

    It isn't even a dongle; it is just a cable with a USB-C connector on one end and a Lightning connector on the other, without the bulky adapter part that makes a dongle a dongle.

    And the cables don't last very long anyway. Except for one model, in almost daily use, I have had a USB Type-A male to Lightning male cable work for more than a year. I have a similar problems with USB Type-A male to micro USB cables. So, what's the big deal about buying a USB-C/Lightning cable slightly ahead of when you had to replace a USB Type A/Lightning cable anyway?

    I am more bothered by the move away from MagSafe power connectors. I don't look forward to having a USB-C port on my laptop being damaged by someone tripping over the power cord.

  145. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    note, BLE (low energy) is NOT AT ALL even CLOSE to what BT was. its a totally new thing, not interoperable and sharing only the stupid name for marketing reasons.

    Just as well Apple don't have a Bluetooth Low-Energy device, but rather a Bluetooth 4.2 device. 4.2 is a subset of the 4.0 which includes among other things a dual-mode controller. There's no device on the market that isn't catering for special purposes that implements single-mode on the host side. The only devices which do are things such as bicycle computers.

    apple is STOOPID for abandoning bt classic. yet another reason I have no desire to own any apple product. time after time, their control-freak nature rubs me the wrong way.

    Before calling people "stoopid" and bowing to marketing you should learn about the marketing. The marketing is called Bluetooth Smart. The implementation of Bluetooth Smart allows full backwards compatibility using the same chip thanks to the only major difference being the signal modulation.

    Research a device before calling people "stoopid" lest you yourself end up looking ... stupid.

    Just as well they don't advertise

  146. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FFS.I'm sure I could stream audio from both to an external server as well, so it works with both.

    But a BT headset is a combined RF transceiver, electronics, amp, battery etc. It's not the same as a pair of headphones that work with both.

  147. Re:hello? dock? by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

    When i got the powerbook (as a gift), i never was tempted by the hardware. I was tempted exclusively for OSX.

    The hardware was inferior, no Intel (and today the bundled cpu is not top of the line), smaller screen sizes, no numeric keypad, no second button on trackpads, insane premium price, less RAM than competing laptops. The only decent hardware was the screen resolution itself.

    I like having ports and features. I had to give it a serious thought to upgrade to this Lenovo, because it doesn't come with a DVD drive anymore, and doesn't have a fingerprint reader (which is nice and i can tell Apple users like it on their phones).

    Also, as you said, Windows reliability has improved much and Microsoft has opened up to Linux enough to make OSX not tempting enough anymore. Sure, dumb start menu, spying and lack of windows update control are troublesome, but they can be worked around.

  148. Re:hello? dock? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    wait... Did you just say most environments don't have HDMI???

  149. Re:That's absurd. All Macs & iPhones have blue by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Wow, splitting hairs much?

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  150. Re:hello? dock? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Yes, most environments don't have HDMI.
    Conference rooms, maybe, though I've seen DVI more than HDMI (and sometimes VGA). Lecture halls, sure. If those are the only sorts of situations you need your laptop in, then by all means.

    But most monitors don't have HDMI. Quite a few monitors are DVI only, and sometimes you'll find a higher-end model where the manufacturer splurges and throws in every connector under the sun.

    So no, if space is at a premium, laptops shouldn't have built-in HDMI. A mini-displayport -> HDMI adapter has worked for me in every environment I've ever needed to use HDMI in.