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86-Year Old Grandma Accused of Pirating a Zombie Game (torrentfreak.com)

An 86-year-old woman named Christine McMillan from Ontario, Canada has been accused of downloading a zombie game she's never heard of. She faces $5,000 in potential damages. From a report on TorrentFreak (condensed): McMillan is one of the hundreds of thousands of people who've been accused of copyright infringement under Canada's "notice and notice" regime. Due to a change to Canada's copyright law early last year, ISPs are now required to forward copyright infringement notices to their customers. In the letter received from anti-piracy group Canipre, she's threatened with thousands of dollars in damages, if she doesn't comply. "They didn't tell me how much I owed, they only told me that if I didn't comply, I would be liable for a fine of up to $5,000 and I could pay immediately by entering my credit card number," McMillan told Go Public. At first, McMillan thought she was dealing with spammers but Cogeco, her Internet provider, confirmed that the email with the settlement offer was legitimate. The power of the settlement scheme lies in the uncertainty people face. McMillan is obviously not happy with the notice-and-notice legislation which she brands as "foolish."

122 comments

  1. Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    BURN HER!

    1. Re:Probably a witch too! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Funny

      She responded, "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

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    2. Re:Probably a witch too! by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 5, Informative

      For those not familiar with the "notice and notice" scheme, the ISP is required to forward the notice to the subscriber, but does not identify the subscriber to the copyright holder without a court order.

      So these notices can be safely discarded, as it's not worth the Copyright holder's time to pursue a court order for a relatively low maximum cap ($5,000). This low cap also prevents the absurd cases seen in the states where grandmas are taken to court for $2,000,000 for a couple Lady Gaga tracks. These notices "seem to be effective" in reducing piracy, so for now it prevents more draconian measures.

      However the copyright holders try to trick subscribers with threatening language in the notice to voluntarily identify themselves, and give them money.

    3. Re:Probably a witch too! by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      That implies they are mutually exclusive. I'd even argue there's a correlation.

    4. Re:Probably a witch too! by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      It's never wise to ignore such a notice. It might cost you a few hundred bucks, but retaining a lawyer and having him send a response as your legal representative will be a good deal safer. With the very low fines for personal infringement this company would almost certainly abandon it, but don't assume ignoring such a notice carries no risk.

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    5. Re:Probably a witch too! by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      She responded, "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

      And the difference is?

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    6. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't know who you are. They can't take you to court without that information. Sending a letter from a lawyer representing you is a very stupid thing to do.

    7. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for quoting something other than Monty Python.

      Now excuse my while I go make myself a mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.

    8. Re:Probably a witch too! by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      They have no clue who you are. No one has yet to be prosecuted by this. Even if I have to pay $5k I won't go bankrupt. This has a better payback than betting on a lottery.

    9. Re:Probably a witch too! by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Unless you are served papers to appear in court, you don't have an obligation to talk to anyone that contacts you about some fine or debt. Just ignore it.

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    10. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      She doesn't need a lawyer, a legal template reply is already available: http://www.lettersofnote.com/2013/08/arkell-v-pressdram.html

      I'd suggest anyone getting these shakedown letters reply using the above with a suitable anonymized from: address.

    11. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retainer fees for lawyers in Canada might be the same cost as the maximum cap.
      They appear to vary from lawyer to lawyer.
      Any Canadian lawyers care to chime in?
      (6 years ago I was paying $240 an hour to my lawyer)
      Best info I could find on short notice.
      http://www.canadianlawyermag.com/5610/The-Going-Rate.html

    12. Re: Probably a witch too! by rantrantrant · · Score: 0

      This is great marketing for VPN service providers. A horrible way to go about getting it but an effective way to get more people to surf anonymously. Perhaps in the not too distant future, all ISPs will come bundled with VPNs?

    13. Re:Probably a witch too! by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      My ISP practically comes out and says here is a copyright notice we are required to send you, you can safely ignore it. Not in those exact words of course, but close enough.

      If somebody wants her to enter a credit card number, she obviously followed a link in the email. There was no reason for her to do that.

      Despite these letters coming from your ISP, you really have to treat them as a phishing scam. That is effectively what they are.

    14. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On Slashdot? That would imply there are no witches. QED.

    15. Re:Probably a witch too! by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      It's never wise to ignore such a notice.

      Yes, in this case it most certainly is. It is an informational letter to which you have absolutely no legal obligation to respond whatsoever.

      Sending a letter from a lawyer representing you is a very stupid thing to do.

      Indeed, it would be seen as an admission that you are tied to a particular case - information they would never otherwise have without a judge forcing the ISP to turn over your identity.

      You should never ever do anything with these emails except delete them. If you get a lot of them you might consider a VPN or proxy service.

    16. Re:Probably a witch too! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      but retaining a lawyer and having him send a response as your legal representative will be a good deal safer.

      Sure if by safer you mean paying money for a lawyer to identify you bypassing the first hurdle the oppressor faces and then spending more money defending yourself and if you're unlucky spending even more money after you lose on some technicality against a well funded army.

      No the wise thing is to get a lawyer involved AFTER the first barrier.

    17. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Third hand, anecdotal, blah blah blah...

      A friend of mine in CO got one of these from Comcast. He did chat with his lawyer about it and was told that the best thing to do is ignore it. The "rights holder" doesn't know who you are and responding to the notice which is being forwarded by your ISP would just let them find out who you are without having to go through the normal legal processes.

      Third hand, grain of salt, wrong country, blah blah blah

    18. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... trick subscribers with threatening language ...

      They tried this in Australia, where they've just won the power to send notices to copyright infringers, and were quickly told to stop being dishonest dicks.

    19. Re:Probably a witch too! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      They don't know who you are. They can't take you to court without that information. Sending a letter from a lawyer representing you is a very stupid thing to do.

      The US allows John Doe suits, but does Canada? Even if it does, email scams targeting the elderly are so prevalent that if Grandma just ignored the notices, no jury would convict her.

    20. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if she weighs the same as a duck...

    21. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no jury in civil cases, dumbass.

    22. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Spam?

    23. Re: Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but asking for payment info without stating the charges is downright shady.

      Actually there should be a law about that.

    24. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

      Humperdink!, Humperdink!, Humperdink!

    25. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can bother with talking to a lawyer you might as well consider suing the anti-piracy group for libel.
      You can't just go around making false accusations willy-nilly.
      It wouldn't be tolerated in any other part of society. I don't see why anti-piracy groups should get a free card.

    26. Re:Probably a witch too! by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 2

      Ah, a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

    27. Re:Probably a witch too! by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1
      Some do. From the box highlighting "Trial by Jury":

      Some civil cases can also be tried by judge and jury.

    28. Re: Probably a witch too! by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      At what point does the VPN just become your ISP?

    29. Re:Probably a witch too! by master_kaos · · Score: 1

      yeah after I got about 30 of those notices over the span of 2 months. I was more annoyed about getting them then anything else. I subscribed to a VPN service and now I dont worry about it anymore.

    30. Re:Probably a witch too! by walkswithwolf · · Score: 1

      If the copyright holders decide to take you to court, they have to apply to the courts, with proof that the "subscriber" infringed on their copyright, for any subscriber information.

      Also, IF they take you to court, and IF they win, you cannot be sued for any other copyright violations that occurred before the one you got sued for.

      Also, if I recall correctly, here in Canada, which ever side looses the case, may have to pays the legal fees for both sides, depending on the judgement.

    31. Re:Probably a witch too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like the lawyer you must be

  2. thought she was dealing with spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But, she was dealing with scammers

    1. Re:thought she was dealing with spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am impressed an 86 year old grandmother had the general tech-awareness to imagine that as a possibility. Older folks were brought up in a time of much more trust, long before the internet was a thing, and it is very often beyond their imagining that there could be so many people intent on defrauding their fellow humans (That is not an indictment of them, it's an indictment of modern society).

    2. Re:thought she was dealing with spammers by ISoldat53 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder which grand child was using her computer?

    3. Re:thought she was dealing with spammers by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It's not "an indictment of modern society", it's and indictment of human nature and the way it responds to easy communication. When communication is difficult, and costs a whole nickel (6 cents airmail) then cons like this are relatively few. When it's cheap they rise. When long distance calls cost a bit, I never got spam calls, now I get 5 or 6 per day, even though we've never bought anything from any of them.

      There are bad things about modern society, and about past society, and they aren't all the same. But this isn't one of them.

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    4. Re:thought she was dealing with spammers by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      perhaps it is different over their, my grandparents lived through WW2 in Latvia before living in Germany and Italy and finally Australia. They were two of the nicest people you could ever meet and would help anyone in need but they taught me their is no such thing a as free lunch and if something sounds too good to be true it really is. Scams, con artists and greedy companies are nothing new, they have simply evolved to modern technology, this myth that somehow the good ole days were safer is exactly that.

    5. Re:thought she was dealing with spammers by omnichad · · Score: 2

      No - the increase in trust is a symptom of aging. Longer ago, there were snake oil salesmen and no FDA. There have always been scammers around.

    6. Re:thought she was dealing with spammers by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      It used to be that people walked door to door with scams in the olden days. They were called door to door salesmen.

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    7. Re:thought she was dealing with spammers by cwsumner · · Score: 1

      I am impressed an 86 year old grandmother had the general tech-awareness to imagine that as a possibility. ...

      To quote a very old phrase: "Don't try to teach your grandmother how to suck eggs!"

      Most -people- are not very good at computers, or security, even if they carry smartphones...

  3. Ha it would be funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if she plays the game

    1. Re:Ha it would be funny by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

      86 years old. She's practically living the game.

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    2. Re:Ha it would be funny by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      She does.

      But for the wrong team.

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    3. Re:Ha it would be funny by lazarus · · Score: 2

      You don't know the half of it...

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    4. Re:Ha it would be funny by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not going to argue life after death philosophy with anyone named Lazarus.

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  4. this is all just a huge misunderstanding. by nimbius · · Score: 2

    The woman question --and this event-- are simply misunderstood by the public at this point. The purpose of copyright law and pre-emptive, out-of-court, undocumented and largely unaccounted settlements is to punish the very prevalent threat of geriatrics who pirate legitimate software from hard working wholesome developers. The unexpected quirk here is that this woman has accidentally disclosed what is largely understood to be nothing short of a protection payment.

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    1. Re:this is all just a huge misunderstanding. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, now that CETA has been signed, Canadian businesses will soon be able to deal with that same threat across Europe as well!

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    2. Re:this is all just a huge misunderstanding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar to red-light camera.
      Of course they're for "safety" I've been told.

    3. Re:this is all just a huge misunderstanding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The purpose of copyright law and pre-emptive, out-of-court, undocumented and largely unaccounted settlements is to punish the very prevalent threat of geriatrics who pirate legitimate software from hard working wholesome developers.

      Hard working wholesome developers are those who make a good game such that I desire to buy it.

      These developers are so lazy and criminal, they actively seek out people who want nothing to do with their shitty game, that clearly isn't even worth pirating, and sues people for money.

      We didn't pirate your shit, we want nothing to do with your shit. You do not deserve money for that.
      They deserve nothing less than to be homeless out on the streets.

    4. Re:this is all just a huge misunderstanding. by CanEHdian · · Score: 1

      ...and if they dare make it illegal (and we've guaranteed them that they retain the sovereignty to do so to put sand in the eyes of their electorates) we can still pull them by their hairs in front of the ICS (a/k/a ISDS lite) and sue them for... One Million Dollars! Bwhahahahahahahaaa!

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    5. Re:this is all just a huge misunderstanding. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Let's face it, nobody has ever been killed by a drunk downloader crossing the copyright line - but lots of people get killed every day by people running red lights (especially drunk ones) .
      So yes, there IS a valid safety argument to be made.

      Whether that should be allowed to overrule the concept of being able to face your accuser is an entirely different debate.

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    6. Re:this is all just a huge misunderstanding. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      People are also killed every day when they are rear ended for stopping short at red lights that use the cameras. The safety implications of the lights are dubious at best.

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    7. Re:this is all just a huge misunderstanding. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      That is far rarer actually, and the reality is that roads are a shared resource. Without management they would be a disaster area - you have to have some sort of system to ensure that both directions at a crossing get a chance to cross safely - without lights you effectively turn every road into a tragedy of the commons, and the fatality rate would skyrocket.

      You are committing a very basic fallacy by comparing the accidents from rear-endings with the accidents from running-lights and concluding that lights aren't great for safety but that's a false equivalence. To get the actual comparison you need to compare rear-endings with accidents if there WERE no lights... which would be millions of times higher.
      Right now the vast majority of people survive the vast majority of times they come near a road-crossing. Without lights - the vast majority would die. Frankly that wouldn't last very long - but only because within a week nobody at all would drive or walk anywhere near a public road ever again

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  5. just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K may by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K may be cheap vs the cost to defend her self. Even if they what they have is very weak proof the cost to prove that in court is high.

  6. Canada by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Typical Canadians. They need to move to a more civilized country.

    1. Re:Canada by zlives · · Score: 1

      thanks CITA, guess europe is out of the question.

    2. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      like what the USA?, this cancer started in USA before it metastasized and spread to Canada.

    3. Re:Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's already in the most civilized country in the world. All parties involved are currently drafting apology letters at the moment.

  7. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    In almost every case, these letters are pure bluff. Best ignored.

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  8. Actual Source by Dangerous_Minds · · Score: 5, Informative

    If anyone is interested, here's the link to the actual story: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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  9. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering a court battle would likely cost whoever sent that letter more than the maximum allowed by law (5k), it's just bluff. Scare people into paying when they essentially have no proof other than an IP address, which can easily be spoofed.

  10. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not in Canada. We have a maximum damages dealie. She won't be facing millions for sharing a song like in the US.

  11. This is how the law will die. by Frobnicator · · Score: 0

    This law will die or face significant overhaul as more of these stories hit the press. New of grandma charged thousands for supposedly downloading a $10 product for teens. Parents of young children charged thousands for their six-year-old downloading what they thought was a free game or movie.

    Few things anger the public more than faceless corporations using the legal system to batter the elderly and the young. These stores will continue to appear --- and rightly belong --- in the news media headlines.

    With luck, the courts of public opinion will trigger overhaul or reversal of the law.

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    1. Re:This is how the law will die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll just go like most PR risks - they'll loudly withdraw and sincerely apologize with deep regret blah blah this never happens we go to every length to improve accuracy blah blah.

      Then they'll keep running their automated bullshit the next morning.

    2. Re:This is how the law will die. by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      But it's never a full reversal.

      It's always 5 steps forward, then one step back when people have had too much.

  12. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    What about the lawyer fees? she can try to go her own but how will that work in court on your own?

  13. Notice-and-Notice by corychristison · · Score: 5, Informative

    The law only states the ISP must forward the notices. The ISP are not to hand over customer details or any personal information unless an actual lawsuit is filed and the information is subpoenaed.

    Many Canadians do not understand they have zero obligation to respond, and that by responding is how they get your contact information. All they have is a timestamp and an IP address, and that's all they'll ever have if you never respond.

    The Federal Government already tightened up the rules once about what the copyright holders can send in their notices. It seems it needs to be looked into again.

    1. Re:Notice-and-Notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually get upset and respond with a profanity laced letter. Good to know, that keeping my mouth shut might yield better results.

    2. Re:Notice-and-Notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that after sending the notice the ISP is also required to retain the customer information for 6 months (this customer had this IP address at this date/time etc.) in case it does actually go to court.

    3. Re:Notice-and-Notice by orient · · Score: 2

      I have received once such a notice from my ISP. It started by saying that an entity claiming to be a copyright holder asked them to forward a notice to me and they are obliged by the law to do it. However, the ISP added that my information hasn't been disclosed to the entity and there is no guarantee that everything stated in the notice is true or legal. Then the notice followed, in quotation marks. Basically, my ISP told me to ignore the notice until I hear something from a court. They never tried again.

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  14. Profiling by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    She'll get the benefit of the a doubt due to her age and gender.

    But a 30-year-old man accused of the same crime would NOT get the benefit of the doubt.

    Once my wife started kicking me because I was saying stupid crap (as usual). I jokingly shouted "husband abuse!" She replied, "You weigh almost double what I do, what jury would believe you?"

    (And with all the zombied PC's floating around, this pirate accusation problem will spread.)

    1. Re:Profiling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her machine quite surely has puppetstrings on it. Courts have admitted that an IP address =/= identity, but it's not easy (or cheap) to get a lawyer to wave the precedent torch at them to back down. The media industry and the justice system need a few newspaper whacks for reeducating. And the former actually knows better.

  15. Sounds like extortion to me by misnohmer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Reading the actual notice (http://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3199120-Cogeco-Settlement-Letter-Blurred.html) it sounds like plain extortion. Personally I would go to the local provincial or federal authorities, and if they say it's illegal, demand that they press charges for extortion. If on the other hand they say it's legal, I'd consult with a lawyer how anyone can submit such settlement proposals, then offer an online service for anyone to submit such settlement proposals to everyone. ISP are required by law to forward them so this should make for a fun DoS attack. Everyone offering to settle with everyone for any potential copyright notices ought to jam the system up fairly quickly. After all, you never know when people may want to violate copyrights of a cat video someone made, so just in case, collect $5,000 so if and when they do you won't sue them.

    1. Re:Sounds like extortion to me by youngone · · Score: 1

      it sounds like plain extortion. Personally I would go to the local provincial or federal authorities, and if they say it's illegal, demand that they press charges for extortion.

      I don't live in Canada, but here in New Zealand we have this thing called Private Prosecution where anyone can take a criminal prosecution against anyone else. The fact that the prosecutor has to pay their own expenses makes it a rare occurrence, but when a local mayoral candidate was accused of cheating on his electoral expenses and the Attorney General declined to take the case, a private citizen did us all a favour and took over. It ended with a loss on appeal, but the idea was a great one IMHO: This gives some information.

      I see the AG did eventually take over the case, but in a pretty half-hearted manner.

      The point I'm trying to make is that taking an extortion case against a copyright owner in these circumstances ought to be at least possible, and would be a lot of fun.

    2. Re:Sounds like extortion to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Isn't it true in the commonwealth system that a private prosecution can end in a judicially sanctioned duel if the accused demands trial by combat?

    3. Re:Sounds like extortion to me by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      No.
      Well, officially it's still on the books -even for state prosecutions - but no, it's not. Somebody tried it a few months ago on a traffic ticket case, and the court ruled that trial by combat is not an option. So there is now court precedent that you can no longer exercise this former right.

      Funny -I don't recall seeing any libertardians complain about another freedom lost. The freedom to get your oversized roid-using brother to kick the shit out of the cop who arrested you should be a thing again !

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  16. I got one of these. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deleted it.

  17. How do you spell "shakedown" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... C-A-N-P-I-R-E

    I'm sure there's a lawyer in Canada who will give her the advice she needs to defend this herself, drag it through the court, and get $5K worth of fun out of it.

    Or else ignore then, then sue them for defamation for implying she has engaged in a criminal act.

  18. She should pay it then take Canipre to court by future+assassin · · Score: 3, Informative

    for extortion. This is the same Canipre that has no problems pirating other peoples works https://www.techdirt.com/artic...

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    1. Re:She should pay it then take Canipre to court by baker_tony · · Score: 1

      I imagine an 86 year old has better things to do than taking Canipre to court for extortion, such as enjoying the fact that today she's alive.

    2. Re:She should pay it then take Canipre to court by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, with very few years, on average, left to live - what does she really have to lose ? Even if she spent all her savings getting them convicted just to feel good about the victory - so what, why save for a rainy day when you aren't going to live through the sunny day ?

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  19. Well I won't feel safe by rmullig2 · · Score: 2

    Until she is behind bars.

  20. Shakedown by sycodon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    shakedown
    noun
    shakedown \shk-daun\

    : the act of taking something (such as money) from someone by using threats or deception

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    1. Re:Shakedown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Some media execs were seen pursing her while mumbling: Gains! Gains! Gains!

    2. Re:Shakedown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seem related to:
      Extortion
      noun
      Extortion /ikstôrSH()n/

      : the practice of obtaining something, especially money, through force or threats.

      NOTE: Particularly useful with the U.S. model of healthcare, referred to as Obamacare, wherein a non-compliant serf (e.g., does not have a compliant heath care plan) is extorted to pay a "shared responsibility payment" to the IRS as part of their yearly tax submission regimen or face the IRS swat team. Yes most federal agencies, like dept of education, have their own swat teams now.

  21. Spam, Spam, Egs, and spam by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

    It's still spam even when the government does it. This is no more moral than a Nigerian Prince scam.

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    1. Re:Spam, Spam, Egs, and spam by asylumx · · Score: 1

      From what I'm reading, it's not the government doing it.

    2. Re:Spam, Spam, Egs, and spam by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      In that case, it can safely be ignored, and is just normal spam

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    3. Re:Spam, Spam, Egs, and spam by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It's still spam even when the government does it. This is no more moral than a Nigerian Prince scam.

      Its not the government doing it in this case. Its just the Law turning a blind eye to it.

      The "notices" are being sent out by a private corporation working on behalf of "rights holders" (media conglomerates in other words). It is called "speculative invoicing" in corporate newspeak and basically works on the same principle as the the Nigerian Prince Scam. Send out dozens of letters at a few pence each, hope that someone takes the bait for a few hundred pounds. Easy money when you make it look official and the cops wont bother you over it.

      This is the kind of thing that the Australian courts shut down pretty quick and why we should remember the name, Justice Nye Perram. He was the first judge to stand up against this kind of thuggery.

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    4. Re:Spam, Spam, Egs, and spam by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Ya actually that's what a lot of other commentators are suggesting, at least.

  22. Notice and notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have received a notice-and-notice message from my ISP. Not for anything I downloaded so maybe there was a mix-up or maybe the copyright holder was just fishing. The notice sounds all very official and scary. Basically, pay us $X to clear up this matter or you may be on the hook for thousands. I think the max fine for copyright infringement in Canada is $5,000-10,000-ish for non-commercial use.

    I ignored the notice and didn't hear anything else about it. Probably the company wanted to scare people into responding so they can weasel money out of people. Probably works in some cases, or at least scares infringers into not downloading movies/games as much.

    1. Re:Notice and notice by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      max fine per upload or per person?

      with bittorrent the number of uploads can be very high.

    2. Re:Notice and notice by vux984 · · Score: 1

      max fine total. so no ratcheting 30 separate songs into a suit for 150,000 or anything like that.

      And for a first offense without... a fine of $100 or $200 is more likely.

      Canada's law isn't perfect, but its not a bad law, it puts punishment for non-commercial copyright infringement into the 'petty / misdemeanor' class that it is, especially for first offenses.

    3. Re:Notice and notice by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      non-commercial but how does that work for BitTorrent usage?

    4. Re:Notice and notice by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Near as I can tell it's the same. Why wouldn't it be?

  23. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    What about the lawyer fees? she can try to go her own but how will that work in court on your own?

    Because of the low likely return on a personal infringement case, the likely cost to the potential defendant is a few hundred bucks in legal fees. The *maximum* penalty is $5k, which means the likely award would be far far less, probably around the same is an hour consult to draft a response.

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  24. Re: just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Costs awarded in Canada are normally just a fraction of the actual costs, and in some major jurisdictions are required to be reasonable, including taking into account the amount sought.

    I'm not aware of a single notice resulting in an actual lawsuit against an individual defendant since the notice-and-notice system went into effect, other than one bizarre attempt a reverse class action lawsuit that seems unlikely to go anywhere.

    Canipre is a known copyright troll. They have no interest in suing anyone, it's much more profitable to trick people into paying unnecessary settlements.

  25. For you a zombie shooter... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    ...for others a dating game...

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  26. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

    Because of the low likely return on a personal infringement case, the likely cost to the potential defendant is a few hundred bucks in legal fees. The *maximum* penalty is $5k, which means the likely award would be far far less, probably around the same is an hour consult to draft a response.

    Fuck that. I'm not giving business to a blood sucking lawyer for such a low risk. They don't have the subscriber's information, and likely won't attempt to press charges unless they see a pirate bay being run out of someone's house. I rather risk paying the copyright holder than a lawyer that doesn't do anything.

    I've had several notices from the same copyright holder (not the one in the article, but a TV production company). I had a different infringing IP each time, so they can't even pretend to link me. Straight to the trash the notices went.

  27. surprise by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1

    Wow, are you telling me that when you give the reins for extortion over to a private and unscrupulous hive of money-grubbing extortionists, they are going to use them exactly as everyone predicted? It's almost as if everyone not part of the copyright lobby was right when they said this is what's going to happen...

    (This might be a non-sequiteur, but also fuck you, Trudeau)

  28. Re: just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that this was in Canada and no one here has ever been taken to court over this. It's a scare tactic nothing more.

  29. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

    Folks, this AC is most likely a shill from the likes of rightscorp trying to get you to volunteer information to the scumbags.

    The shysters send out letters knowing it's mathematically impossible to get to 1% of the (barratry) cases they just sent letters regarding before the statute of limitations runs out.

    It's really just the old send a fake cleaning bill to out of state restaurants scam. You only need about 1% chumps for it to pay off nicely.

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  30. It's not all that crazy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's a women in her 70s in my World of Warcraft raiding group. She's also Canadian. I've known multiple women in their 60s who play as well. What's another decade?

  31. Grandma Lilly by ninthbit · · Score: 1

    How has no one mentioned Grandma Lilly ( Grandma's Boy ). She rocked the dogshit out of that demon game... Maybe she got the itch for games.

  32. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't sent certified mail. They have no idea it arrived.

  33. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by johnnys · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're missing a very important point: Under CANADIAN law, the maximum fine for all of these downloading offenses combined is 5000$, provided she's not downloading these files for commercial infringement. She CANNOT be forced by a court to pay more than 5000$ for all the allegations no matter what happens in court!

    See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    "A copyright holder can instead elect to protect his/her copyright under section 38.1, which allows for "a sum of not less than $100 or more than $5,000 as the court considers just." for all non-commercial infringement, and $500 up to $20,000 for each commercial infringement.[30]"

    This is an excellent law: It protects real Canadians from the flood of toxic lawsuits the USA citizens are suffering.

    Canada had to put it in to keep the USA from implementing punitive trade barriers, but in the USA they never put a cap on it so people can get screwed over big time by huge lawsuit judgements. In Canada the 5000$ cap means that no copyright owner will ever go to court to attack a person with no commercial infringement since the 5000$ won't even cover the lawyer costs to file the suit. So these nastygrams can be safely ignored.

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  34. Re: just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe some good saint steps up and murders the guys who sent the legal threat?

  35. Karma could use some assistance, maybe? by leftover · · Score: 2

    Every time stories like this come up, with a named perpetrator, it seems righteously karmic that they be subjected to relentless IP problems of mysterious origin. Unfortunately, it seems that Karma lacks admin access to switches and routers around the perps.

    Wonder if anyone here could help with that?

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  36. Canonical example of grandma-level mildness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, to call it "silly", is perhaps right there with the biggest understatements of all time.

    PD: captcha naughty ;-D

  37. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    What about the lawyer fees?

    Class action legal firms will sometimes take these cases on a "no win, no pay" basis if there are enough representatives in the class to make it worth their while. It's almost certainly not just her.

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  38. Pirates ruin it for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They won't release Zombie Apocalypse 37 until she is behind bars.

  39. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    But what they hate worse than pirates is bad publicity when a grandma talks to the newspapers. I practically guarantee that they'll claim it was a mistake and fix the problem for her. That is, fix the problem for her but no one else. Public shaming works better than the lawsuit.

  40. Canucks still having to pay media tax on DVDs etc? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Unless that bill repealed all fees on physical media - passed to "pay" for "piracy" - then Canadians are getting DVDA'ed by the corporations.

  41. Misrepresentation by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    In what world in metro 2033 a zombie game? Goddamn noobs.

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  42. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by jabuzz · · Score: 1

    I think better than a a specific monetary cap is how it is in the UK. The cap is *ACTUAL* losses for none commercial infringement. Generally this is going to be way lower than $5000. So downloading an album won't even attract the cover price in damages. It would have to be something like wholesale price minus manufacturing costs, something close to the profit plus royalties. It's why, despite it being illegal in the UK to rip your own CD into MP3's nobody has ever been or ever will be prosecuted for it.

  43. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Whibla · · Score: 1

    It's why, despite it being illegal in the UK to rip your own CD into MP3's nobody has ever been or ever will be prosecuted for it.

    That's actually a debatable point. Section 28a of the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act states:

    "Copyright of a ... musical ... work ... is not infringed by the making of a temporary copy which is transient or incidental, which is an integral and essential part of a technological process and the sole purpose of which is to enable ... b) a lawful use of the work; and which has no independent economic significance."

    In other words, if you want to listen to a piece of music that you have legally purchased, on CD, on your phone you may make a temporary copy in order to do so. However, I should add, IANAL.

    Strangely, while I was sure it was actually legal to make back-up copies of legally purchased musical works as well, after a brief glance through the Act I can only find this provision in relation to 'computer programs', though I was mildy amused by the section (50a) which states: "(3) Where an act is permitted under this section, it is irrelevant whether or not there exists any term or condition in an agreement which purports to prohibit or restrict the act."

    In other words a EULA cannot prohibit you making a copy of software, for the purposes of back-up.

  44. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

    Actually, they love the bad publicity.

    "Those monsters will even sue a sweet old grandma, if we get a letter we'd better just pay it rather than risk going to court against them."

    She isn't being sued by the game developers, she's being sued by an anti-piracy group.

  45. I Love You, Man by CauseBy · · Score: 1

    Ha ha, I once got one of these letters (living in Wisconsin). I lived in an apartment and left my wifi unlocked (on purpose). Someone must have downloaded a movie because I got a letter chiding me for downloading I Love You, Man. I chortled! I threw away the letter after enjoying a fantasy where they sued me and I got to testify about how I hate movies, don't watch movies, especially low-brow dumb movies, and would never ever ever spend two hours watching I Love You, Man. My hard drive sure as hell wouldn't show that movie anywhere on it.

    Bah humbug, they didn't sue me.

  46. Re:just wait for them to run up the legal bill 5K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Canada, software pirates YOU! ...