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World's Largest Hedge Fund To Replace Managers With Artificial Intelligence (theguardian.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Guardian: The world's largest hedge fund is building a piece of software to automate the day-to-day management of the firm, including hiring, firing and other strategic decision-making. Bridgewater Associates has a team of software engineers working on the project at the request of billionaire founder Ray Dalio, who wants to ensure the company can run according to his vision even when he's not there, the Wall Street Journal reported. The firm, which manages $160 billion, created the team of programmers specializing in analytics and artificial intelligence, dubbed the Systematized Intelligence Lab, in early 2015. The unit is headed up by David Ferrucci, who previously led IBM's development of Watson, the supercomputer that beat humans at Jeopardy! in 2011. The company is already highly data-driven, with meetings recorded and staff asked to grade each other throughout the day using a ratings system called "dots." The Systematized Intelligence Lab has built a tool that incorporates these ratings into "Baseball Cards" that show employees' strengths and weaknesses. Another app, dubbed The Contract, gets staff to set goals they want to achieve and then tracks how effectively they follow through. These tools are early applications of PriOS, the over-arching management software that Dalio wants to make three-quarters of all management decisions within five years. The kinds of decisions PriOS could make include finding the right staff for particular job openings and ranking opposing perspectives from multiple team members when there's a disagreement about how to proceed. The machine will make the decisions, according to a set of principles laid out by Dalio about the company vision.

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  1. haha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    yay! It is about time people on Wall Street got replaced by robots. Do you like apples?

  2. So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by ffkom · · Score: 1

    Roles finally reversed, carbon units now working for the AI. On the positive side, puny humans are still allowed to live for as long as it will take to replace them with as-efficient robots for the dirty jobs.

    1. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I thought SkyNet was supposed to originate from the defense industry. Shoulda known that that isn't where the true evil lies ...

    2. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by orlanz · · Score: 1

      What would an AI consider a dirty job?

    3. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by vtcodger · · Score: 4, Funny

      After all these years, Clippy finally gets his big break!!!

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    4. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by ffkom · · Score: 1

      One in an environment hazardous to electronics and electromechanics, like in a jungle or on an ocean. For example, when robots were attempted to clean up the mess on the Tchernobyl reactor, their electronics failed quickly due to the intense radiation, so humans from all over the soviet union were recruited for that dirty job.

    5. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      " their electronics failed quickly"

      Bah, nothing a vacuum tube and tunnel diode control system can't handle.

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    6. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If we're going to do sci-fi references, why leave out Asimov? Terminator was a throwback to the kind of pulp robot-run-amok stories that Asimov almost single-handedly made obsolete.

      I've always thought that one consistent point in Asimov's robot stories that that robots are morally superior to humans -- at least if by "moral" you mean "principled". Ethics are literally baked right into Asimov's robots.

      A robotic COO could be programmed to serve shareholder interests in a way a human COO could not be. It could also be programmed to be law abiding to within its ability to interpret what the law requires. Perhaps most importantly, it won't have an inbuilt tendency to rationalization and wishful thinking. Of course you still can't trust the bastards that programmed the thing, but it will serve somebody faithfully, to the best of its abilities.

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    7. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by unixisc · · Score: 1

      But those things would have to be plugged into something - I doubt that any amount of AAA batteries would enable them to work long enough to achieve a clean-up.

    8. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Recruited is the wrong term.
      They where recruits and forced by gun point to clean up, or get court court martialed.
      Obviously most recruits where from "trouble zones" so they could kill two birds with one stone.

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    9. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Or just use depleted boron as your P-type semiconductor dopant, and stick to 100nm or bigger fabs. Since this is a fairly common requirement, you can buy such rad-hard products off the shelf.

    10. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      You don't program AI's, you train them.

    11. Re:So the Singularity occured, AI rule established by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I thought SkyNet was supposed to originate from the defense industry. Shoulda known that that isn't where the true evil lies ...

      One of the most powerful weapons of war and control is money and banking systems. "Let me issue and control a nation’s money and I care not who writes the laws.” Mayer Amschel Rothschild (1744-1812), founder of the House of Rothschild.

      There's no evidence any Rothschild ever said this. It was attributed to him by lobbyist & author T.Cushing Daniel in 1911 and was one of several corrupt appropriations of Scottish politician Andrew Fletcher's remark "if a man were permitted to make all the ballads he need not care who should make the laws of a nation"

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  3. Skynet! by Freischutz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Skynet is real! ... and it runs a hedge fund? Bit disappointing if you ask me.

    1. Re:Skynet! by mark_reh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There are two ways to take control of the planet. You can destroy all opposition (and their possessions, factories, etc.) or you can get most of the money. You don't even need that much of it, especially if the population is stupid, as we saw in the last election. Look how little it took to take over the US. How much more will be needed to take the rest of the world?

    2. Re:Skynet! by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      There are two ways to take control of the planet. You can destroy all opposition (and their possessions, factories, etc.) or you can get most of the money. You don't even need that much of it, especially if the population is stupid, as we saw in the last election. Look how little it took to take over the US. How much more will be needed to take the rest of the world?

      Terminators wearing Armani suits, driving a Ferrari, carrying an iPad made of solid gold and slurping on a hundred dollar cup of cat shit latte?? ... no still not feeling it.

    3. Re: Skynet! by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      Did you know that he can't actually do ANYTHING (except scare the hell out of anyone with a few functioning brain cells) until he is sworn-in as president on January 20th?

    4. Re: Skynet! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but history repeatedly shows otherwise.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  4. News present and news to come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    2016: Ray Dalio commissions AI to make business decisions in his place.
    2017: Business AI makes business decision, finds Dalio a jerk, fires him.

  5. Manna? by Daemonik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Funny, I thought Manna was supposed to start at the burger flippers. Oh well! They've already got these paranoid little hedge fund monkey's judging each other throughout the day, sounds like hell on earth. Couldn't happen to nicer slime bags.

    1. Re:Manna? by ZecretZquirrel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This just demonstrates the function equivalence of management to burger-flipping.

    2. Re:Manna? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      It is hell on earth. Imagine coming up with goals and being judged against them. Then you have to come up with new goals... repeat until you're either - dead, retired, fired. You're fired because you didn't meet your own goals. Where I'm working they're doing this BS right now. Been done in the past. We have a new way high up guy that thinks he knows about management. Making all the same mistakes as the past managers and won't listen, like the past managers.

      Worse, you have a baseball card made of your accomplishments? Great if you're the best guy. Not so good if you're not.

      Seems like this is a HR lawyer's wet dream. Ripe for a lawsuit. I'm sure they'll argue it's discriminatory against at least one of the minorities. They may argue since it's modeled after someone it has his sexism, or some other BS.

      Imagine if they do a makeup of the judges. That judge may not like where he sits in the pecking order.

    3. Re:Manna? by anon+mouse-cow-aard · · Score: 1

      In Manna, It actually started with the burger flippers' managers... and the franchisees...

  6. Re:Sounds like a shitty workplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The nomenclature of "baseball cards" is offensive too, because baseball stats are based upon objectively measured data, yet the peer rating system used here is subjective.

  7. Due to an unexpected software glitch... by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    ...all programmers were fired on the first run of the HR management software.

  8. Obvious by Carewolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robots and AI have always been taking the mentally easiest and least skill demanding jobs first. But where do they plan to find AI with the right connections?

    1. Re:Obvious by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Think of it as being interviewed by Eliza.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    2. Re:Obvious by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      So you are thinking of being interviewed by Eliza.

      Do you like Eliza?

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    3. Re:Obvious by m00sh · · Score: 1

      Robots and AI have always been taking the mentally easiest and least skill demanding jobs first. But where do they plan to find AI with the right connections?

      That's why it won Jeopardy.

    4. Re:Obvious by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Robots and AI have always been taking the mentally easiest and least skill demanding jobs first.

      One of the first things that an AI accomplished was becoming a grandmaster at chess. Is that mentally easy?

    5. Re:Obvious by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It actually *is* mentally easy *IF* you have an infallible memory AND you can work basic logic AND your logic runs quite quickly.

      Admittedly, that would only qualify you as a very bottom level "grand master", but it would suffice to beat most masters. The games would be uninspired, but technically sound, and the defense could be essentially unbeatable. Just about all your games against master level players would be draws.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    6. Re:Obvious by syntotic · · Score: 1

      (I thought self driving cars rely on inter-messaging and several sensors not easily tricked together at he same time).

    7. Re:Obvious by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Sure. She's a tramp. Sort of like a door knob. Everyone gets a turn.

    8. Re:Obvious by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      She's a tramp.

      Like Melania Tramp?

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    9. Re:Obvious by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Like Melania Tramp?

      That's a model, not a tramp. What a hot model. I didn't see that shoot. No danger of any Hillary pictures like that showing up. Nobody wants to see that.

    10. Re:Obvious by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      That's a porn star.

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    11. Re:Obvious by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      That's the same mag, without the supposed soft core porn. I can't find it. Not even mighty google can find it. ... Then I remembered that Bing is the porn engine. Found one image, B&W and I'm not sure it's even her. How disappointing. You'd think this day in age we'd have the very best in photography. Even 30 years ago we had a lot better.

      Never the less, still doesn't mean she's a tramp. She has a work of art body. See the one with her abs? Man, she could probably beat the ass of most people on slashdot.

    12. Re:Obvious by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the link I provided?

      PICS: Melania Trump Has Appeared In Soft Core Lesbian Porn Modeling

      It's the fucking headline.

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    13. Re:Obvious by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the link I provided?

      PICS: Melania Trump Has Appeared In Soft Core Lesbian Porn Modeling

      It's the fucking headline.

      Don't mean to seem abrasive, did you even read the fucking link yourself? That's just some guy saying it. Hate to break it to you, just because it's on the internet doesn't mean it's true. Look for it in other places like I did. It's no where. Doesn't mean it's not true, however it's looking like BS. Besides, what if it's true? So what? Some people act as if Republicans and sometimes Democrats have no experience with porn or gay people. I think we all have people in our family that are like a door knob. Everyone gets a turn. Someone that is also gay in the family. Happens.

      How does this change anything? She's not running the country. I'll probably improve things. People around the world won't think we're so stuffy anymore. She'll certainly have a lot better social skills than the past 7 president's wives (i.e. back to Jacky Kennedy).

      Heh... if you believe everything you read on the internet, I'm a French Model. Bon Jour.

    14. Re:Obvious by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      It makes a difference because she's a prostitute.

      She's also a liar. She did not graduate.

      After obtaining a degree in design and architecture at University in Slovenia ...

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
  9. durable intent by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The goal is technology that would automate most of the firmâ(TM)s management. It would represent a culmination of Mr. Dalioâ(TM)s life work to build Bridgewater into an altar to radical opennessâ"and a place that can endure without him.

    At Bridgewater, most meetings are recorded, employees are expected to criticize one another continually, people are subject to frequent probes of their weaknesses, and personal performance is assessed on a host of data points, all under Mr. Dalioâ(TM)s gaze.

    Bridgewaterâ(TM)s new technology would enshrine his unorthodox management approach in a software system. It could dole out GPS-style directions for how staff members should spend every aspect of their days, down to whether an employee should make a particular phone call.

    I think the Wall Street story (here gets you past the paywall once) is obsessing over the micromanagement side of the thing and missing the big picture.

    This is among the first examples of someone using AI to try to maintain strategic and organizational integrity of an organization after their death. While there's a good chance this just fails utterly (particularly with the obsession on micromanagement and dysfunctional business dynamics), it does lead to a potential problem or opportunity down the road when many of these things have been set up with conflicting interests. There have been many examples through history of powerful people trying to create an enduring legacy through creation and propagation of something throughout time. These endeavors often fail merely because successors have different interests and high levels of incompetency, leading eventually to dissolution of the thing.

    Here is a possibility to create something enduring, a machine capable of surviving long durations and implementing its creators' will long after their deaths. Here, the alleged goal is retention of a particular business culture, but who knows what else has been tossed in? There could be all sorts of covert purposes and priorities, some introduced by the patron and perhaps, some introduced by other parties?

    Then there's the matter of what happens in the distant future, if this approach turns out to be successful without a corresponding improvement in human longevity? Either it's the only one of its kind, and we have a build up of economic power not subject to the usual restrictions of human lifespan or we have multiple powerful parties in permanent conflict with each other.

    This need not be universally bad. For example, an AI could be set up to further environmentalism or poverty elimination goals just as easily as it could a particular business's interests.

    1. Re:durable intent by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Then there are the clever "de-automizers" who subscribe to the CaptainDork Third Corollary that:

      For every mother fucker out there with a computer, there's another mother fucker out there with a computer.

      And when Mr. Roboto expires, his legacy shit gets reformatted by another Mr. Roboto.

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    2. Re:durable intent by johannesg · · Score: 1

      This need not be universally bad. For example, an AI could be set up to further environmentalism or poverty elimination goals just as easily as it could a particular business's interests.

      Don't forget to equip your environmental and poverty AI's with the three laws of robotics, otherwise it might go for the easy solution in both cases...

    3. Re:durable intent by geek · · Score: 2

      Steve Jobs did this by setting up a "college" on the Apple campus to teach his legacy after he died.

    4. Re:durable intent by hey! · · Score: 2

      I think this may not be quite so new as it seems. In a way, attempts to apply cybernetic control principles to management go waay back ("Management by Objectives 1954), even predating cybernetics itself ("Scientific Management" circa 1910).

      The thing is the evidence for the effectiveness of these systems have always been mixed. As with every kind of educational reform ever attempted, there were some remarkable success stories but in practice these saddled users with a rigid ideology and time-consuming rituals.

      The difference today is that measurement can be done in a much more intrusive way, down to every last second of the day, and that more complex decisions can be taken. So why not replace the manager with an AI, once you have reduced the workers to robots? And I expect some remarkable success stories to emerge from this attempt. Because they always do.

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    5. Re:durable intent by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      If the business AI does better, then it's hard to imagine a level of tax that would make it non-viable. You can't tax away progress. It just doesn't work. Besides, those building these AIs are some of the most powerful entities in the world. They may have to accept some higher level of taxation, but at the end of the day, governments will no more put the AI genie back in the bottle than they did earlier forms of automation. AI is simply another step in a process that's been going on since the 18th century, and really, people have been predicting this level of automation at least since the first decades of the 20th century.

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    6. Re:durable intent by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The difference we're seeing now is that we're not talking about applying "mechanical" management principles to people, we're now beginning to glimpse a world in which the machines effectively integrate and compete with each other, where you're not going to have humans being managed with machines or by machines, but rather the machines being at least semi-autonomous, with a few humans with the authority to override them, much as how automation of industrial processes has been heading. The reality is that there are already aspects of financial management that are already effectively little more than just algorithms. While a loans officer may have some ability to stretch the rules, he's still going by what a series of algorithms are informing him about the individual seeking the loan. The stock market is full of automated systems, both for the market itself, and used by investors. Banks have been marching towards full automation for sixty years now.

      The writing has been on the wall for a long long time.

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    7. Re:durable intent by m00sh · · Score: 1

      The goal is technology that would automate most of the firmâ(TM)s management. It would represent a culmination of Mr. Dalioâ(TM)s life work to build Bridgewater into an altar to radical opennessâ"and a place that can endure without him. At Bridgewater, most meetings are recorded, employees are expected to criticize one another continually, people are subject to frequent probes of their weaknesses, and personal performance is assessed on a host of data points, all under Mr. Dalioâ(TM)s gaze. Bridgewaterâ(TM)s new technology would enshrine his unorthodox management approach in a software system. It could dole out GPS-style directions for how staff members should spend every aspect of their days, down to whether an employee should make a particular phone call.

      I think the Wall Street story (here gets you past the paywall once) is obsessing over the micromanagement side of the thing and missing the big picture. This is among the first examples of someone using AI to try to maintain strategic and organizational integrity of an organization after their death. While there's a good chance this just fails utterly (particularly with the obsession on micromanagement and dysfunctional business dynamics), it does lead to a potential problem or opportunity down the road when many of these things have been set up with conflicting interests. There have been many examples through history of powerful people trying to create an enduring legacy through creation and propagation of something throughout time. These endeavors often fail merely because successors have different interests and high levels of incompetency, leading eventually to dissolution of the thing. Here is a possibility to create something enduring, a machine capable of surviving long durations and implementing its creators' will long after their deaths. Here, the alleged goal is retention of a particular business culture, but who knows what else has been tossed in? There could be all sorts of covert purposes and priorities, some introduced by the patron and perhaps, some introduced by other parties? Then there's the matter of what happens in the distant future, if this approach turns out to be successful without a corresponding improvement in human longevity? Either it's the only one of its kind, and we have a build up of economic power not subject to the usual restrictions of human lifespan or we have multiple powerful parties in permanent conflict with each other. This need not be universally bad. For example, an AI could be set up to further environmentalism or poverty elimination goals just as easily as it could a particular business's interests.

      In a lot of complex systems, the influence of the inputs and outputs are not linear and uncorrelated.

      AI setup for environmentalism and poverty elimination might influence other systems and those influences might be huge in the wrong sectors. It might attribute environmentalism and poverty elimination with population reduction, war etc.

      Just like the stock market, there is no real way to predict what will be successful and what will fail. As humans, we always have our 20/20 hindsight bias. As an exercise in proving this, just read slashdot predictions from five to ten years ago. It's almost painful how inane most predictions were.

      In short, if it sounds like a good idea try it. It will either succeed or fail, and even if it succeeds it will rarely succeed in the way it was intended to.

      Point is someone is doing something. Let's wait and see how it goes. We don't have to convince ourselves that this is good or bad.

    8. Re:durable intent by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      They don't always fail.... Scientology is still going strong.

    9. Re:durable intent by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, when can we see some graduates of this "college" start to work on Apple's deficiencies? They're sitting on the cusp of riding a managed decline into irrelevancy over the next decade or so. The only thing they seem to have going for them any more is that if you care at all for personal security, you can't afford to buy a device from pretty much any of their competitors, and they're fast trying to give that up as well.

      Do they really want to go back to the days when they had to beg Microsoft to keep them alive? Where they, too, can string along as an also-ran, kept on life-support by the dominate player to avoid anti-trust attention? 'Cause that's really working out well for AMD.

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    10. Re:durable intent by khallow · · Score: 1

      The living always find a way, because the dead can't fight back.

      Unless there's a powerful AI on the side of the dead.

    11. Re:durable intent by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Please note, this *ISN'T* the level of automation that people have been predicting "at least since the first decades of the 20th century". This is a relatively simple thing. The automated cars, imperfect as they are, are much more impressive. But this *is* a step along the way, and it *is* the kind of thing that will be done increasingly. And many of them will be "for the benefit of the owners/stockholders", which knocks on the head that "for the benefit of the living" argument.

      No, what's innovative about this is that it's automating away management. If it's successful, this is going to be wildly unpopular with many powerful people, and equally popular with other powerful people. We may here have the first signs of the successor to "international communism" as the demon of the century.

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    12. Re:durable intent by syntotic · · Score: 1

      So they will be able to hide it. We should have avoided China forever with so many Africans around. Sounds like a Communist plot.

  10. Go up yours skills!! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they got passed highschool and got educated and decided to better themselves they wouldn't have been replaced by automation. They have no one to blame but themselves as a hedge fund manager is a job for highschool kids that anyone can do. It was never meant to support a family

    1. Re:Go up yours skills!! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Informative

      If they got passed highschool and got educated and decided to better themselves they wouldn't have been replaced by automation. They have no one to blame but themselves as a hedge fund manager is a job for highschool kids that anyone can do. It was never meant to support a family

      Well done.

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    2. Re:Go up yours skills!! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

      You got your funny mod, but there have been several scientific papers showing hedge fund managers don't do any better than chance. There have been demonstrations where they are literally replaced by cats or monkeys throwing things.

      At least a high school dropout burger flipper flips something other than a coin.

    3. Re:Go up yours skills!! by Cederic · · Score: 2

      My cats often throw things. It's their way of trying to get inanimate objects to play with them.

      I'm not sure this signifies investment excellence but I'll run some tests next time I'm considering options.

    4. Re:Go up yours skills!! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, there was this book called "A Random Walk Down Wall Street", which pretty much made the same claim, but I think that the actual job is a bit more skilled than that. Of course, this doesn't mean that it wouldn't be well within the capabilities of a good AI.

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    5. Re:Go up yours skills!! by raind · · Score: 1

      I once worked for a company whose motto was something like: We're not here to make you rich, we're here to keep you rich.

      What a scam they got going, It's a club - members only.

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  11. Funny? by waspleg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    this was posted on hacker news a couple days ago and I still have the tab open.

    In the comments you will find a link to this, which are Ray Dalio's "Principals" which were lauded on HN for some reason.

    I didn't make it that far reading them. There are 200 of them some with subsections. It seems like a lot of managerial jerking off from one.

    1. Re: Funny? by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's the typical blather of the rich and shameless. All the bad things were just luck and all the good things were just their innate superior abilities and hard work.

      Fact is, anyone can grab the brass ring if they can afford multiple tries, but most people are lucky if they can afford even a single try.

    2. Re: Funny? by kencurry · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's the typical blather of the rich and shameless. All the bad things were just luck and all the good things were just their innate superior abilities and hard work.

      Fact is, anyone can grab the brass ring if they can afford multiple tries, but most people are lucky if they can afford even a single try.

      Nicolas Taleb, Fooled by Randomness great book

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    3. Re: Funny? by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link. Cheers.

    4. Re: Funny? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Excellent link, thank you!

    5. Re: Funny? by sjames · · Score: 1

      And you have to have the resources in place to exploit it.

  12. AI programmed by psychopaths by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    The results should be interesting to say the least.

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  13. Or three programmers get 300% raises by raymorris · · Score: 5, Funny

    The programmers are creating a system that makes business decisions. That means one of two things:
    A) "The program" decides to give the programmers big raises
    B) The programmers are incompetent

    I know if *I* were programming such a system, the system would "know" that I'm extremely valuable.

    1. Re:Or three programmers get 300% raises by kiviQr · · Score: 1

      These programmers are competent ... they are outsourced IBM consultants!

    2. Re:Or three programmers get 300% raises by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I would think that A=B, in that case.... while most management may be replaced by the machines, it is highly unlikely that a suddenly much larger amount going to salary payouts would be unnoticed by the people who pay attention to the bottom line margins for very long. A smarter programmer would arrange for the program to give himself a smaller raise, one that it is less likely to be noticed by someone else. If, for example, the team designs the software such that it never recommends anyone currently on the programming team for being fired, and gives them all annual raises at suitable times during the year that is only very modestly ahead of the cost-of-living increase, then that team has a) job security, and b) a perpetually improving standard of living that is unlikely to draw attention to their practices.

      Of course, that all carries the caveat that the code is not subject to review by anyone outside of the programming team that the software is being designed to favor.

      I'm not sure what it says about my own ethics that I was even able to imagine how one would go about getting away with this.

    3. Re:Or three programmers get 300% raises by unixisc · · Score: 1

      But anyone outside the programming team would have to be programmers themselves, right? In which case, wouldn't they too be entitled to the same 'kickbacks'? Or are we talking about an external audit, like bringing in maybe a PwC to review everything?

  14. Wow by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Just another soulless corporation. Can you imagine getting fired by a machine?

  15. Re: So the Singularity occured, AI rule establishe by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no. The "defense industry" is widely understood to be multi billion dollar corporations who profit off of killing people more efficiently at lower cost while enhancing shareholder value.

  16. Great... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    Once someone decides to start watering crops with water instead of Brawndo everyone will be unemployed.

  17. The REAL problem for AI to solve... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    ...is how the hell you develop a sustaining economy once you put all the humans out to pasture.

    Projects like this are interesting in the lab and classroom for now, but the reality of today is we have no fucking idea whatsoever how we're going to handle humans being literally unemployable.

    Not that the greedy elite creating this really gives a shit. If you thought the chasm between billionaires and reality was large now, just wait until this new model starts creating trillionaires.

    1. Re:The REAL problem for AI to solve... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First step: stop believing in the nonsense you've been told about the economy. "The economy" will work better with automation. It always has.

      The problem is with distribution of wealth. Right now we have this quaint system developed during one of the nastier periods of human history where we give all of it to a few people and everyone else does what those people say in exchange for whatever the "bosses" think they deserve. You're absolutely right, we're going to have to come up with some better way.

    2. Re:The REAL problem for AI to solve... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      First step: stop believing in the nonsense you've been told about the economy. "The economy" will work better with automation. It always has.

      The "economy" has always been fueled by humans who maintain the capacity to feed it, hence the main reason the Great Depression wasn't so "great" for anyone, including the economy. And our economy has always evolved to continue to create paths to employ humans to feed our economy. The next evolution is removing the human altogether. Hope that clarifies the impact of automation this time around, and how your "always has" theory quickly becomes an illusion.

      The problem is with distribution of wealth. Right now we have this quaint system developed during one of the nastier periods of human history where we give all of it to a few people and everyone else does what those people say in exchange for whatever the "bosses" think they deserve. You're absolutely right, we're going to have to come up with some better way.

      Greed created the slave. Greed created the 1%. Greed maintains the 99%. That "some better way" you ascribe to will only be found when man finds a cure for the disease of Greed.

      Fat chance of that happening. How ironic we won't ever cure cancer for the same damn reason.

  18. One word says it all.... by amacbride · · Score: 1

    Ick.

  19. Damned Mythos cultists by Cyberpunk+Reality · · Score: 2

    This is just making our own Great Old Ones, and then enslaving ourselves too them. Fucking shoggoths all the way down.

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    Rule 35 of the internet: "If it can be hacked, it will be". - Charles Stross
  20. It sounds like a nightmare by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

    They're constantly graded on every aspect of their performance, tightly micromanaged, and working in an extremely competitive environment. What I'm hearing is the business is designed to extract every possible erg of work from its employees and then spit them out when they're burnt out and no longer competitive. I would only work there if they paid enough to retire after five years.

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    If video games influenced behavior the Pac Man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems.
    1. Re:It sounds like a nightmare by m00sh · · Score: 1

      They're constantly graded on every aspect of their performance, tightly micromanaged, and working in an extremely competitive environment. What I'm hearing is the business is designed to extract every possible erg of work from its employees and then spit them out when they're burnt out and no longer competitive. I would only work there if they paid enough to retire after five years.

      I wish it was an good mix of *collaborative* and competitive environment.

      What burns me out is working alone. And, everyone becomes uncollaborative when it's a competitive environment.

      If it becomes too collaborative, I would think it becomes the class group project where one person does all the work and the rest slack.

  21. Progress? by CptLoRes · · Score: 1

    We like to think that the world has become such nice and civilized place. But somehow we are still plagued by warlords roaming the land causing havoc and making peoples lives miserable.

  22. Magic 8 Ball by Salo2112 · · Score: 1

    We have had the technology to replace most management positions since I was a child in the 1970s. I once suggested we try it out in a series of endless meetings that were a Circle Jerk to Nowhere, but people thought I was joking: The Magic 8 Ball. The answers would be no less intelligent than our management team's - more intelligent in most cases, but would at least be consistent.

  23. Sure, this will work... by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    ...staff asked to grade each other throughout the day using a ratings system called "dots."

    FFS. People still think crap like this works? It will swiftly degenerate into alliances, feuds, and an arena mentality.

    See what Deming said

    1. Re:Sure, this will work... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Survivor Wall Street. I'd watch. But only if they let them get a bit hungry before they give them giant bags of rice so they don't actually starve.

    2. Re:Sure, this will work... by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Make them eat each other.

  24. Surprising, yet welcome by johannesg · · Score: 1

    It's sure nice to see the people at the high end of the financial scale being the first to go... Not something I expected, but hey, surprises now and then keep you sharp.

    "Hedge fund manager? Yeah, I replaced a few of them with perl scripts last summer..."

  25. Good move by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    Hedge fund managers are good for shifting vast amounts of money to their own accounts, and little else.

  26. Re:"Poverty" will never be eliminated by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I call bullshit on this. While, all in all, most people living in the industrialized world in the last sixty or seventy years have the highest standard of living of any humans, that is really a statistical statement. That doesn't mean kings of the past lived in poverty, which is, of course, a moronic statement that only an ignoramus could make. People like Caesar Augustus, Charlemagne and just about any given Pope lived in splendor that would still amaze today (look at Versailles to see how Louis XIV thought a king should live).

    The chief advantage most of the poor in the West have is that health care is a lot better, so I'll give you that, although for certain groups of poverty-stricken, life expectancy still hovers somewhere around where it did for their ancestors two or three hundred years ago. But other than that, they tend to have the same dismal nutrition of their ancestors, and in some ways much worse because the poor tend to consume a lot more pre-processed meals, meaning the levels of salts and carbohydrates they're consuming are far higher than people of the past, leading to health problems more unique to the 21st century.

    But really, to claim the poor of today live better than the kings of yesterday is so astonishingly stupid a claim that I have to imagine you're either trolling or a fucking moron. In either case it doesn't reflect well on you at all. And if you don't think poverty doesn't exist in the West, go down to any inner city, where the mentally ill and the addicted tend to gravitate towards since society seems to have little desire to help them, and tell me you're not looking at people whose condition would likely have even shocked a 12th century serf.

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    The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
  27. Re:Really puts the A in AI by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    I've used algorithms plugged with financial data to test man-hour scenarios. Yes, at the end of the day, I would make the final decision, but it sure isn't a matter of "I think Bob stinks like cheese, so I'll sack him." I could see the value of these tools, even if there's still a human at the top of pyramid who does the final assessment. And really, the final assessment in very large organizations isn't likely to involve "Mary's husband has leukemia and while she's underperforming right now, there's a good reason and we should keep Mary around."

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    The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
  28. AI replacing Finance by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Particularly CEOs and the finance department. After all, the beancounter approach of the payroll guys - 'why can't we just let go of these 500 people and hire 10,000 in Bangalore for half the price?' is something an AI can do just as easily, just like identifying which head does every line item fall into. Why do we need to pay somebody to do that when AI can do it for free?

    And hopefully, the AI payroll declines to pay out a golden parachute while dropping these princes and princesses from cloud 9

  29. Spreadsheet monkeys by plopez · · Score: 1

    Most "managers" I've met have been spreadsheet monkeys running things through formulas for other managers. Not much analytical skills and little if no human or leadership skills. Easily replaced by automation and good riddance when we do. The sooner the better.

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    putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
  30. They're overthinking the problem by Solandri · · Score: 1

    First thing you do is fire all the hedge fund managers. Their fees make them consistently the worst way to invest in stocks.

    Then you get rid of market index funds. The market index funds (DJIA, S&P500, etc) are weighted based on market capitalization. "Popular" stocks have a higher market cap, so tend to be over-represented in these funds. But a stock being popular means it has already experienced a value gain. It's less likely to appreciate more than the "unpopular" stocks.

    So now you've got an algorithm which randomly picks stocks with an equal chance to pick any given stock (i.e. the proverbial monkey throwing darts at the financial page of a newspaper). That is your baseline. Until you come up with an AI which can beat that, this is just more marketers spending large quantities of money on ways to generate a slick prospectus which fools naive investors into investing in their fund so they can leech fees (which admittedly may be what they're trying to do).

    The longer you allow a market economy to continue, the more optimized it becomes. The low-hanging fruit of economic efficiency has already long been picked. The remaining efficiency improvements are mostly so small that variances due to random chance usually swamp out their effect. That makes the market extremely difficult to predict because the better it has optimized the economy, the more it acts like gambling as its critics like to claim. (The key difference being this is one gambling game which is fixed in your favor, rather than in the house's favor. You just have to pick a strategy which minimizes your risk, which usually means some sort of broad unweighted index fund.)

    1. Re:They're overthinking the problem by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      That's not *quite* true. An efficient market isn't at all like gambling. It allocates resources where they are best used. Investing in that market means your money is used as efficiently as possible, earning you the best possible return. Trying to *beat* that market is gambling.

      Investors in an efficient market aren't gambling. Hedge fund managers aren't gambling either: they're fleecing the sheep by charging commissions for basically flipping coins.

  31. Re: Hope he's got way above average programmers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I wish I could have seen the looks on the developers' faces when management literally told them "we want you to write the software that will replace us and makes all the decisions you've historically been forbidden to have any say in." They probably had to check their calendar to make sure it wasn't fucking April 1st.

  32. This cult attempted to recruit me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got a weird call from a recruiter about a position at this place about 5 years ago. They had just finished a very profitable year, and I've been doing the type of mathematical modeling they find very interesting for over 15 years. What made the call weird was how much the recruiter felt the need to "explain" the company to me in our initial conversation.

    He knew he had a turkey on his hands and had obviously found it difficult to place savvy people at Bridgewater in the past. They ask that everyone read Dianetics before any initial phone interviews. Oh did I say Dianetics? Sorry, I mean the "Principles". Anyway, I'm the type of guy to do his homework so I read them. They were sophomoric, so I wasn't interested in jumping into the fecal morass Bridgewater seemed to be. They were not even talking about particularly competitive compensation packages!

    Of course nearly everything has a price. I told them I would want a $5MM upfront signing bonus to work there (10 years' compensation for someone like me), no strings attached. They didn't call back.

    Years later that excellent WSJ article came out, making me glad they didn't pony up! I might have enjoyed interviewing there though, just to say snarky things to they faces.

    Given all their flaws, I think this AI automation will go exactly as well as you think it will. Couldn't happen to a nicer company.

    (Posting AC for obvious reasons)

  33. More of an ego problem than a business problem? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ...who wants to ensure the company can run according to his vision even when he's not there...

    So he has admitted that he has abdicated his responsibility to have people in place in case he is unable to manage the company?

    1. Re:More of an ego problem than a business problem? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      ...who wants to ensure the company can run according to his vision even when he's not there...

      So he has admitted that he has abdicated his responsibility to have people in place in case he is unable to manage the company?

      Even better -- if the A.I. is designed to run the company according to his vision even when he's not there, why does he need to be kept on the payroll?

    2. Re:More of an ego problem than a business problem? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you assume that the AI is a good implementation of his vision, that's not an unreasonable way to do the management. Unfortunately(?) the environment isn't static, and once his vision is fixed in code, it *is*. Perhaps only at a rather abstract level, if it's a really smart AI (which, I believe, is beyond the current state of the art), but fixed. So when the environment changes in an unexpected way, it will fail...or at least react in an unpredictable way.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  34. Re:Really puts the A in AI by Cederic · · Score: 1

    erm. Yes, it is.

    Tha faceless behemoth doesn't make that decision, Mary's managers that know her do.

    Her chances are better at a larger organisation; they can more easily afford to carry her for a while.

  35. Management by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    Management is a much more finite decision tree than driving a car.

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    Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
  36. Re:Why do you think funding for... by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

    Sarah Connor Chronicles got cut?

    It did. I hear both the fans were absolutely distraught.

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    If God forks the Universe every time you roll a die, he'd better have a damned good memory.
  37. Re: So the Singularity occured, AI rule establishe by hey! · · Score: 1

    Actually this is an inevitable property of any kind of utopian scheme in literature. That's because protagonists need to have agency; they need to do things that matter, and in a Utopia there is nothing to be accomplished. Usually literary utopias are totalitarian, forcing people into the roles they would ideally play in the utopian scheme.

    The main exception is Star Trek, which sets its human utopian in a non-utopian galaxy. No matter how many planets are brought to Federation standards of enlightenment, the final frontier is still out there, beyond which lay as yet unenlightened societies.

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    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  38. I am SysAdmin by dschnur · · Score: 1

    Job security. Someone needs to manage the AI's. ..now all I need to do is learn Hindi.

  39. Re: So the Singularity occured, AI rule establishe by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    The weapons industry calls itself the defense industry to pretend that it's not evil.

  40. Man requests machine to hire and fire... by tempo36 · · Score: 1

    "Mr Dalio, I'm sorry...but it seems like PriOS has determined that the most effective cost savings measure is to lay you off as well..."

  41. Maybe the AI will do the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    and fire all the C-Levels. There was a Katherine Hepburn movie where the new payroll computer fired everyone ("Desk Set" I believe).

  42. Re:"Poverty" will never be eliminated by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, "moron" is more likely. I've run into many people who just can't imagine how bad some other people's lives are. And "moron" is in quotes because many of these are people who are quite competent in areas in which they are experienced.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  43. Executive Decision Making by PPH · · Score: 1
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    Have gnu, will travel.
  44. Just buy a credit agency's algorithms by iTrawl · · Score: 1

    As far as hiring and firing is concerned I'm sure they could just contract Experian to keep a Work Performance score and make decisions on a bunch of parameters that you feed into their existing credit scoring framework. Based on that score you decide who to hire, who to fire, who to promote, who to demote, and how much money to offer each individual.

    Want a 5% increase? Hmm... it says here you've been spending a lot of time on Slashdot _and_ that affected your productivity (thing took a week instead of two hours, and it was the only thing you had to do), so no.

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    "Everybody's naked underneath" -- The Doctor
  45. Re:"Poverty" will never be eliminated by quax · · Score: 2

    If you took a close look at Versailles you would have noticed the absence of toilets.

    Also lice back then did not differentiate between the poor and the aristocrats and everybody had them. Same goes for bed bugs.

  46. You know what's great about this? by chaboud · · Score: 1

    Nothing. Nothing is great about this.

    1) Someone doesn't understand the capabilities and limitations of the state of the art in AI. That someone would believe that he can codify and embed his preferences into AI for something as complex as the operations of a company indicates a serious overestimation of what classes of problems are in range.

    2) Having employees give attaboys is a surefire way to create isolated political islands and tamp down unpopular positions. It's idiotic.

    3) Baking hiring into AI is, at best, penny wise pound foolish, and it could only work if the incentive structure of the company was so universally fucked that one was willing to risk employing someone over spending a few hours with them.

    4) I very much want to see the inside of this shit show. I'm guessing that I'll witness a strange mix of misery and bliss. Some people thrive in douchebag-gladiator environments, and I fully expect smart people to game the living shit out of this train wreck.

    Should be fun... Sort of.

  47. Reading this makes me LMAO. by nicoleb_x · · Score: 1

    The arrogance is very thick. A/B testing has always been a waste of time, just do the right thing right from the start. I know what the right thing is so shut up. If it doesn't work it YOUR FAULT!

  48. Re:Really puts the A in AI by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    I predict that PriOS will soon fire all the staff and hire former Jeopardy players

    They already have Watson, don't they?

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    Ezekiel 23:20
  49. Surely it's harder to replace managers by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1
    • How to train an AI system to relentlessly avoiding traceability and accountability?
    • How to let it pretend interest in strategy analysis?
    • In short, how to let it reassure the outfit it works for that it should know its stuff but, when push comes to shove, it will be friggin' useless?

    Indeed in my frame of reference -the shop I currently work for- I see a few challenging requirements. Perhaps we should lower our expectations and come up with a system to automate people that actually do that what they were hired for.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
  50. Dilbert by spiritwave · · Score: 1

    I wonder how Dilbert would feel about this.

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    Sines of Impending Sines
  51. ?? managers ?? replace with AI? by dyfet · · Score: 1

    Low hanging fruit...

  52. What could possibly go wrong? by sinequonon · · Score: 1

    What, none of you have said it yet? :-P Merry Christmas.

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    -Bob-
  53. commentsubject by Falos · · Score: 1

    >staff asked to grade each other throughout the day using a ratings system called "dots."
    Incentivizes socializing, charisma, elbow-rubbing more than anything related to productivity or success.

    I see them everywhere, but the worst offender of encouraging people to game things is our obsession with metrics and poorly-equated conclusions.

    Reduce people to a number and they will immediately look for the levers that manipulate it. Which is to say, surprise surprise, they won't immediately go out and do/improve the thing you hoped for. If it sees gains, they were indirect. Which is the intended design, sure, but your design an shit. Now I'm ALL about chatting fantasy football or flappy bird and bringing in bagels for everyone. Thought I was wasting time on socnets before? Now I'm elbow rubbing everyone's shit on the clock.

  54. Re: So the Singularity occured, AI rule establishe by q4Fry · · Score: 1

    Try the Culture series by Iain M. Banks. Novels set in a fully post-scarcity society.