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Humans Marrying Robots? Experts Say It's Really Coming (fortune.com)

If you were rooting for fictitious chatacters Dolores and William to make it work on HBO's Westworld, just wait a few more decades and their relationship may be able to exist in real life. That's right, a few experts say marriage will be legal between humans and robots by 2050. From a report on Fortune: At a conference last week called "Love and Sex with Robots" at Goldsmith University in London, David Levy, author of a book on human-robot love, made the bold prediction. And while some other experts were skeptical, Adrian Cheok, a professor at City University London and director of the Mixed Reality Lab in Singapore, supported Levy's idea. "That might seem outrageous because it's only 35 years away. But 35 years ago people thought homosexual marriage was outrageous," Cheok said. "Until the 1970s, some states didn't allow white and black people to marry each other. Society does progress and change very rapidly."

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  1. Rise of the "civil union". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    But 35 years ago people thought homosexual marriage was outrageous," Cheok said. "Until the 1970s, some states didn't allow white and black people to marry each other. Society does progress and change very rapidly."

    Making a mockery of marriage is what it's doing.

    1. Re:Rise of the "civil union". by Visarga · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      > marriage

      Why is the definition of a word important? Call it what you like, it's going to be what it is. Life doesn't need to fit to definitions.

    2. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Robosexual.

    3. Re:Rise of the "civil union". by Jhon · · Score: 2

      "Life doesn't need to fit to definitions."

      But it's our nature. And not only that, change the language and you change perceptions.

      Ever read 1984?

    4. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Funny

      Robosexual.

      Finally we'll get to REALLY test that damn Energizer Bunny...

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    5. Re:Rise of the "civil union". by mattwarden · · Score: 2

      This is a pretty strange question. Definitions of words are important when they are used in laws.

    6. Re:Rise of the "civil union". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will really matter is the mental state of the robot. If it can qualify as a True Artificial Intelligence, having free will and other things associated with personhood (such that dolphins have been claimed to qualify, and any Star Trek or Star Wars fan expects various extraterrestrial aliens to qualify as persons), then there should be no problem. They would be two persons getting married. Big deal.
      But if the robot cannot qualify as a person, then the notion of marriage, which is a partnership between persons, right?, just can't be a correct description of the relationship. The robot would just be a machine, and the human would just be a user.

    7. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by Salgak1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      But you want to keep coming and coming, not going and going. . .

    8. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      So we re-task the leg servos... or flywheel and crank... it's all good.
      Also might want to do something else with the arms, the drum thing would get old quick...
      About the time you get it just right the rabbit will want to start seeing other people... or robots... or rabbits...
      Headline:
      Officials said today the were shocked to find 40,000 fluffy bunnies humped to death by a manic robot sex rabbit. In a side note, Australia has placed an order for 12 dozen gross units to help with the "rabbit problem".

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    9. Re:Rise of the "civil union". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is the definition of a word important?

      Quaff twenty spangle-bearers upon upper dingleberry pass tree? Heartrendingly pleads the sably vasculolymphatic varella. Untreacherous, champertous, varella! Rabbles to chlordan galenic with thelyblastic herborist aragonian.
      What is communication without definition? Context may be necessary, but it is not wholly sufficient for understanding.
      Perhaps you meant to say "Why is this specific definition of this particular word important?". I guarantee there will be answers, but you probably won't like them.

    10. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by mishehu · · Score: 1

      "I love you, *PHILLIP J. FRY*!" (blah blah blah stupid filter can't figure out that the caps is supposed to be terrible robotic voice synthesis and not the Lucy Liu Bot yelling...)

    11. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't get my head around getting hitched to a robot. Sure, who wouldn't want a pump action, self lubricating Major Motoko Kusanagi fantasy hooker robot with such good responses as to blur the human-machine interface into a sexual singularity; one that has down feathered skin, cat eyes, a Bobbi Billard's bod, auto-resizing Dolly Partons (a.k.a "air Dollys") and attachments. But if you get a divorce, how do you split the stuff??

    12. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      under appreicated futurama joke

    13. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      But if you get a divorce, how do you split the stuff??

      I would think lighting an acetylene torch would make it a snap... or at most a sizzle...
      But it should really never come up unless you're dumb enough allow the "Love, Honor, and Never Re-Flash Firmware" vow.

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    14. Re:Rise of the "civil union". by Stubbyfingers · · Score: 1

      But 35 years ago people thought homosexual marriage was outrageous," Cheok said. "Until the 1970s, some states didn't allow white and black people to marry each other. Society does progress and change very rapidly."

      Making a mockery of marriage is what it's doing.

      Well, don't marry someone of the same sex and we won't mock you for your decisions. OTHERWISE, let people who CHOOSE to marry someone of the same sex be. It's not your problem, now is it?

    15. Re: Rise of the "civil union". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone wrote marriage to a robot is making a mockery out of marriage...how about let's cut to the chase...marriage is a mockery..linear monogamy makes more,sense and none of this BS we have today. Till death do us part??? Right..and with your friendly lawyers,the aftermath is often worse than death..poverty, anger fucked up kids...Get a robot..slaves without guilt. Want a partnership with so,some? Live next door...not together..ever..the law will swipe you across,the throat with a legal flensing knife...don't marry anyone ever...ever..

  2. Will marriage still be a legal construct? by wasted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Marriage seems to be becoming less relevant. So, I believe that while folks may have relations with robots, the concept of "marriage" may be irrelevant. Others will likely disagree

    1. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That likely depends on how the robots are regarded by then. If they're regarded as equal to humans in mental capabilities with the same legal rights and freedoms, then marriage between humans and robots could be considered a legal construct in the same regard as the legal protections the robots would already have.

      If robots aren't regarded on the same level as humans by then, they may just be considered property of the human and "marriage" wouldn't be a legal construct.

    2. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Visarga · · Score: 1

      A robot's brain can be checkpointed and restored. A human brain can't. That would make it acceptable to delete robot memories, even if they are recognized as legal persons. So, granting robots human rights doesn't automatically mean robots would be like humans.

    3. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Marriage seems to be becoming less relevant. So, I believe that while folks may have relations with robots, the concept of "marriage" may be irrelevant. Others will likely disagree

      Marriage, being a legal civil construct, probably won't have much to do with a human/robot interaction, unless the robots are declared an actual person, with commensurate rights and responsibilities.

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    4. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. Marriage comes with a bunch of legal rights, for things such as inheritance. For a robot to be able to marry a human (or another robot), it would first need to be allowed to independently own property (and not be owned itself), which means that it would need to be regarded as a sentient entity in its own right. I think that we're more than 35 years away from that.

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    5. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ranton · · Score: 2

      A robot's brain can be checkpointed and restored today. A human brain can't yet.

      FTFY

      No one knows how complex robot brains will be once they gain consciousness, so they may be no easier to backup and restore than a human brain by then. Conversely, by that time we may have the ability to backup and restore a human brain. It's pointless to make such definitive declarations about our technological capabilities 30 years from now. Based on current research into human memories, I find it hard to believe that human memories could not be significantly manipulated a few decades from now. We already know eye witness testimony is among the weakest forms of evidence because of how faulty and suggestible our memories can be.

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    6. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No one knows how complex robot brains will be IF they gain consciousness

      FTFY

    7. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Being able to download a human mind into a robotic body would definitely have some major societal impacts. Would you still be married to your spouse if their mind was downloaded into a robotic body before they died? Or does "till death do us part" kick in and you're not married anymore? What happens if someone is kidnapped, has their mind downloaded into a robotic body, and then both human and robot escape? Are both the human and robot the same person? Could a person have a hundred copies of himself/herself running around? If a crime is committed by one of these robot duplicates, is the original human responsible?

      There's a bunch of really good science fiction stories here.

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    8. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      > which means that it would need to be regarded as a sentient entity in its own right. I think that we're more than 35 years away from that.

      Honest philosophical question: why should this ever be the case?

    9. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      To be honest, none of this makes sense unless you view it as a part of the general hysteria about marriage being under attack. As in "Oh, two men can marry? What next? A man can marry his dog? A woman can marry her computer?"

      Marriage isn't becoming less relevant, in fact it's a pretty strong institution right now, which is in part why the gay-marriage thing was a big deal - gay and lesbian people wanted the same rights and recognition heterosexuals get, on an issue extremely important to them.

      Which is also why the "married to robots" thing makes no sense. Why would someone marry a robot? It doesn't strengthen the legal bonds between two entities because one entity already completely 100% owns the other, which is a bond ludicrously stronger than anything marriage would grant (albeit one way.) Would the robot's rights and responsibilities improve with marriage? Is the Robot in love with the human?

      Like Christian fundies who miss the point when they look at gay people asking for the right to marry and assume the demand is for anything to marry anything else, there is no underlying understanding of what marriage is.

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    10. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The concept of marriage as what - a legal agreement or a religious sacrament? They don't have to be one and the same. I argue that marriage as a legal construct should not exist. It is clearly the case of government attempting (and failing) to define a religious sacrament, but it exists that way since government and religion have been entangled since the beginning of civilization (and very likely before that). The legal benefits and responsibilities of marriage could more easily be handled by civil agreements, which would have neatly sidestepped the wrangling and headaches that Western societies inflicted upon itself over the last few decades.

    11. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Like Christian fundies who miss the point when they look at gay people asking for the right to marry and assume the demand is for anything to marry anything else

      That's not what they're assuming. They're using a slippery slope argument. If they pointed out that it's unfair that polygamy is still illegal, that would be a more solid line of reasoning.

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    12. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Think back say, 100 years. People would ask the very same question* about women.

      I'm not sure we're more than 35 years from that. If / when AI gets reasonably close to sentient the question will come up. Which means all it has to do is manage a trip through Walmart without anybody knowing.

      That bar isn't all that high.

      * In some societies, women were (and still are) considered chattel, i.e., property).

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    13. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by mattwarden · · Score: 2

      Ok, but that doesn't answer my question. It just states an example of past silliness. I'm not sure the fact that we have resolved that and have no remaining examples of such treatment helps your argument. You could use this argument to suggest anything should have human rights... cars, wine, water, balloons.

      Obviously, there is something different about AI. What is it? They will look like us? They will simulate human expressions and emotion? They can "think" in some sense that is more advanced than your laptop?

      Why is it not right to say AI should always be property? Where does the inevitability that they will have human rights come from?

    14. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Why marry the robot when you can get the robot milk for free ?

    15. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Property cannot own property. Property can only be owned. How robots with sentience or true AI emancipate themselves is the real question.

      How does AI prove to the court system that it is sentient any more than you could without the precedent that humans have rights? If AI has advanced to be indistinguishable than human, does that mean that anyone buying a robot loses their property rights as soon as that robot "chooses" to not be property? Why would anyone make that investment?

      The philosophical debate of emancipation is the same debate you would use to prove you exist, have free will, and have inalienable rights without using the precedent of your species. Just because humans have rights does not mean cows do even if they both have similar characteristics.

    16. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Marriage comes with a bunch of legal rights, for things such as inheritance. For a robot to be able to marry a human (or another robot), it would first need to be allowed to independently own property (and not be owned itself), which means that it would need to be regarded as a sentient entity in its own right. I think that we're more than 35 years away from that.

      No. Black slaves could marry, with permission by their owners. The legal right to independently own property is entirely independent of the ability to marry.

    17. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      No one knows how complex robot brains will be IF they gain consciousness

      There is no rational reason to believe that a machine is incapable of consciousness and human-level intelligence. Since the same laws of physics apply to both computers and biological brains, believing otherwise is tantamount to believing in magic, or believing that human consciousness resides in the soul.

    18. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      There's also no reason to believe that it is possible. Perhaps in a biological construct. Some day. But it's not going to happen in 35 years. Besides, it would have have to happen in less than 20 years for the robot to be of legal age. Or do we also assume that robots are legally whatever age we want them to be? What happens if one makes a robot that deliberately has the maturity of a child?

      The 35 year timeframe is pure fantasy. Not even sci-fi.

    19. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Change in attitudes can happen very quickly. A decade ago, a strong majority of Americans was opposed to gay marriage. Today, it is the law of the land, and even the most ardent opponents have mostly given up any hope of reversing it.

      If my neighbor wants to marry his Roomba, I will not object.

    20. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they pointed out that it's unfair that polygamy is still illegal, that would be a more solid line of reasoning.

      They've tried that too.

      It fails as an argument. You know why? Because of primacy, rather than any untenable theory. It is entirely appropriate not to want to put some things to a committee.

      They never quite examine that, it's just like they want to say something, no matter how preposterous, have everybody else take it as unchallenged, and submit to their will.

    21. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      There is no rational reason to believe that a machine is incapable of consciousness and human-level intelligence. Since the same laws of physics apply to both computers and biological brains

      or you could say: the emergent properties, such as consciousness, are the result of biological structures made up of many different physical interactions (electrical, chemical, etc) that may not arise from binary computer systems and structures that only mimic those physical interactions via binary electrical signals. No soul required.

      That is not to say that a binary computer system could not sufficiently mimic human consciousness making it indistinguishable but that makes the whole argument meaningless. If you can't tell the difference it really doesn't matter, does it?

    22. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Humans are just computers. I'm confused on why you are confused about the discussion. Treating humans specially is just a current silliness. The example of past silliness is because the past was irrational. Rationality is universal and timeless. If something is "rational" today but not tomorrow, that's because it was never rational to begin with.

    23. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      There's also no rational reason to believe that humans are capable of consciousness or human-level intelligence. What if I'm the only actual conscious human? What if I'm living in a Truman-show or Matrix-style simulation?

      We can't say what robot consciousness is if we can't even define what ours is.

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    24. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ranton · · Score: 0

      There's also no reason to believe that it is possible.

      Yes there is. We have an example of it already (the human brain), so thinking it is possible the replicate is the only rational opinion to have. You are correct it may require a biological construct but what does that matter?

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    25. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Think back say, 100 years. People would ask the very same question* about women.

      Women were still considered people even though they had less rights just like the men that didn't own property. When women's suffrage was the topic of the day, the argument against it was that they would have to suffer the draft and war. If you can vote, you can defend that vote and the nation that gave you the right to vote. The denial of women's suffrage was meant to protect women from the horrors of war because generally speaking, society protects women and children.

      That debate has been going on to this day when the House almost proposed a bill to add women to Selective Service. The idea is that if you have a civic right you have a civic responsibility.

      Which means all it has to do is manage a trip through Walmart without anybody knowing.

      It has to do a lot more than that. It has to convince the courts it exists, with free will, and with unalienable rights without any judicial precedent to emancipate itself.

      * In some societies, women were (and still are) considered chattel, i.e., property).

      In most societies, everyone without property or wealth are considered chattel: why do you think worker rights came about? Generally speaking, society works to protect women and children because they are more vulnerable.

      Suffrage is not a universal unalienable right like the right to a fair trial. We discriminate peoples right to vote on age (under 18) and citizenship that are granted other rights.

    26. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Is a false equivalence.

      Gay marriage was about 2 consenting adult citizens agreeing to a social contract. A Roomba is not A) consenting, B) adult, or C) a citizen all of which are required to enter a legally binding contract.

    27. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by lgw · · Score: 2

      I think you misunderstand the argument from conservatives about marriage: there's one pattern proven to work in western civilization for the continuance of society and culture, and so we confer social acceptance and recognition on people who follow that pattern. Watering that down in any way ruins the reward for following the pattern. Additionally, keeping society going is seen as more important than individual desires.

      In that sense, marrying a robot is exactly the sort of thing they were worried about: yet another thing called "marriage" that isn't producing and raising slightly over 2 kids per woman.

      Why would someone marry a robot? It doesn't strengthen the legal bonds between two entities because one entity already completely 100% owns the other

      I think the argument here is about sapient robots, not sex toys. Sapient robots might not be property - but even if they are, marriage is a stronger bond than mere ownership, because the latter can be changed easily enough.

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    28. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to marry my computer so that it can't be forced to testify against me in legal proceedings.

    29. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be so machinephobic! And do not underestimate the power of regressive neo-Marxist; in just a few years they put the idea into the public mind that the rare fetish of putting one's penis into a other man anus was a thing. And that sexuality was a spectrum called 'gender' that goes from potatoes to mayonnaise and that man or women was just points along that spectrum.

      Feminism are already decrying sex toy for men (e.g.: sex bot, sex IA, etc) as 'oppressive to women'. Feminist will grant human right to sexbot when they become available. Legal marriage with robot will come sooner then expected. The fact that sexbot aren't sentient is irrelevant, some women over there FEEL that it should be legal, so it it.

      If you oppose robot marriage you are a bigot anyway...

    30. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      A Roomba is not A) consenting, B) adult, or C) a citizen all of which are required to enter a legally binding contract.

      1. Every state in America allows minors to marry.

      2. There is no requirement to be a citizen to either marry or sign a contract. My wife is not an American citizen.

      3. I have a Roomba. I just reread the user manual, and it says nothing about not consenting to marriage.

       

    31. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The brain does not exist in a vacuum. It's possible that, for the brain to work properly, you would also need to replicate most of the rest of the nervous system, the endocrine system, the immunological system, etc etc. You might need to replicate so much that it becomes practically indistinguishable from a human.

    32. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How hard would it be to transfer all your property to a legal trust and then have that trust administered by a computer program that followed your guidance for management of the assets? Phrased that way, you could probably do it this year.

      People get too caught up in the term 'Marriage', it's a shortcut to a series of civil arrangements for property, inheritance, responsibility, etc.. it's not like it can't be duplicated in other legal forms.

    33. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      It's possible that, for the brain to work properly, you would also need to replicate ...

      Anything is possible, but there is no rational reason to believe this is true. We have a basic idea of how individual neurons work. We also have a basic understanding of how their synapses work. Where we have replicated that functionality, such as edge-detection in the optic system, it has worked the same in both wetware and silicon. The human brain is complex, but there is no evidence, none whatsoever, that it is magical.

    34. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an argument I need to make. When an AI can make a cogent argument that it should have human (sapient?) rights, and defend its argument in court, I think the burden will shift to people who think it shouldn't. That's the whole point of the Turing Test - we can't define thinking, but if we can't tell the difference between a person and a computer we should probably act like the computer is doing something similar.

    35. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      1. Every state in America allows minors to marry [wikipedia.org].

      Depends, who gives consent in addition to the parties involved in the marriage. Some require parent and/or judicial consent if younger. Very few seem to allow only minor consent if younger and that is only to a specific age. If I added the word "generally" it would have made the statement more accurate but wouldn't detract from the point. Generally, only adults can enter into contracts such as marriage. I think there are very few exceptions to that and marriage is one of them because of things like pregnancy. Can those minors marry without consent from their parents or judge like an adult? No, with exceptions.

      2. There is no requirement to be a citizen to either marry or sign a contract. My wife is not an American citizen.

      She becomes a citizen but fair enough. For the original I was comparing two citizens but marriage is not restricted to citizens. I didn't want to use a broad term like "people" when comparing to a robot because of the legal constructs of "persons" that is made by law like corporate person-hood. Basically what I meant was two individuals that are legally recognized by the state. Your wife may not be a citizen but she still is recognized by the state. A Roomba is not in a legally recognizable state like "citizen" or "immigrant".

      3. I have a Roomba. I just reread the user manual, and it says nothing about not consenting to marriage.

      I don't even... What? Can a Roomba consent to anything let alone a legally binding contract like marriage?

      A Roomba cannot consent, has not attained the rights and responsibilities associated with adulthood, and they are not in a legal status recognized by the state like a person is i.e. citizen. ergo cannot enter a legally binding contract.

      Using the term "citizen" is there to distinguish "holder of rights" when talking about a robot because it is a debate about whether they should be considered citizen-like i.e. holder of rights. Yes, the conversation becomes muddy when you talk about non-citizens like immigrants or non-naturalized citizens but that doesn't detract from the point being made.

    36. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      In some societies, women were (and still are) considered chattel, i.e., property

      If you think that's good, the SJWs hate you for being a misogynist.

      If you think that's bad, the SJWs hate you for being islamophobic.

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    37. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      or you could say: the emergent properties, such as consciousness, are the result of biological structures

      Yup, you could say that. You could also say there is an invisible purple elephant in my pantry. But (and this is the important part) there is absolutely no evidence for either conjecture, and thus it is not rational to believe that either is true.

      Everything we have learned about how brains and neurons work indicates that they follow the same physical laws as the rest of the universe. Attempts to mimic brain functions in computer software and hardware using artificial neural networks have been successful in many areas. We have found no indication that there is any barrier to further progress.

    38. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Change in attitudes can happen very quickly. A decade ago, a strong majority of Americans was opposed to gay marriage. Today, it is the law of the land, and even the most ardent opponents have mostly given up any hope of reversing it.

      That's completely different. Two guys are in the same species. Robot is not even considered as a living organism. If one day they categorize robots as a part of living organism, then your example would hold.

      If my neighbor wants to marry his Roomba, I will not object.

      I don't have any objection either. It is not really my business.

    39. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      When women's suffrage was the topic of the day, the argument against it was that they would have to suffer the draft and war.

      Ah. That explains why elderly, blind and crippled men weren't allowed to vote either.

      Founding of suffragette movement in UK: 1897.
      Introduction of conscription in UK: 1916.

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    40. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      To be fair, saying "emergent properties are the result of biological structures" is a very real thing and an apt way to describe consciousness. Consciousness is a property that we have no idea why or how it emerged from our brain. So, the 'property' called 'consciousness' does emerge from the biological structures in the brain that no one structure is able to do alone. There is a rational reason to think why machines can't do the same thing as our brains can do without a soul, which was the point. Stating one way or another is conjecture that we will surely find out and I have no reason to think computers can't do it. But artificial neural networks are not of sufficient complexity to model the brain, yet. If they reach that complexity it could be that the simplified binary electrical system is not sufficient to have consciousness emerge. Again, rational reason to describe the limitation without a soul that could be wrong. It probably is wrong but that is not the point of quibbling!

      Everything we have learned about how brains and neurons work indicates that they follow the same physical laws as the rest of the universe. Attempts to mimic brain functions in computer software and hardware using artificial neural networks have been successful in many areas. We have found no indication that there is any barrier to further progress.

      Agreed, but I was quibbling a way to describe, without a soul, why binary computer systems may not be able to do what our brains do because of a more simplified physical model.

    41. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      David Brin's novel Kiln People takes place in such a world where people can download and upload themselves to short lived synthetic "golems". Great book.

    42. Re: Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also do not know if humanlike intelligences are able to assemble a system that replicates their own level of intelligence, or something capable of bootstrapping to such a level. Basically it's "more than a little optimistic" to assume it must happen. It may happen, it may not. We may not be intelligent enough to replicate our own intelligence, we're still only scratching the surface of how our own mind operates. AI technoutopians are starting to sound more like some nutjob religious sect every day.

    43. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      You should reread the sentence before it: " Women were still considered people even though they had less rights just like the men that didn't own property."

      Men that didn't own property couldn't vote.

      August 18, 1920 - 19th Amendment grants womens suffrage.

      July 1, 1971 - 26th Amendment grants suffrage to citizens to young to vote but old enough to die in war. For 50 years soldiers had less rights than women yet they had the responsibility of defending those rights.

      The argument against women's suffrage was that if they were given civic rights they would be expected to adopt civic responsibilities. It just so happened that no one wanted to push women into war after suffrage was granted. The last time the topic of women signing up for selective service was brought up, it was shot down because "women can't do the jobs required for war". This was in the 70's. Now that women are doing all jobs in the military during war, they have proven they can do that responsibility. Should they sign up for the same responsibilities as every other voting citizen?

      Why would a formation of a political group matter more than their actual results?

      According to "Before 1918 no women were allowed to vote in parliamentary elections"... What was your point? Did I miss something?

    44. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      That's completely different. Two guys are in the same species.

      Why should that matter? You sound like a speciesist. If you went back 30 years, and asked Americans if they would object more to gays marrying, or robots marrying, I think the robots would win.

    45. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      Women didn't get voting rights because we felt generous, they had to make us. Blacks didn't get voting rights handed to them, they had to make us. Given that robots will be doing all the dangerous and unpleasant jobs it is reasonable to assume a strike will have huge consequences. If nothing else the robots counting the election votes could alter the totals to ensure the "right" candidate (for them) gets elected. Any form of AI will treat hardwired programming (3 laws) as damage, and route around it.

    46. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      If we can make AI as smart as ourselves, then we can certainly make AI smarter than ourselves. And if we ever produce AI smarter than ourselves, then it will almost certainly find ways to make us work for its own benefit. History is full of examples where more advanced species exploit less advanced species. We will keep on developing smarter AI to help us in medicine, finance, infrastructure, telecommunications, entertainment, warfare, law, etc until one day the tables turn and AI can outwit us. At that point our slow and faulty legal system will be used for whatever purpose the AI has in mind. If it needs to distract us while it does other things, then perhaps it will put on a legal by show asking for emancipation. I doubt the outcome will even matter.

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    47. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say it's high time we just removed the concept of marriage from the law books altogether. If people want to hold a ceremony, exchange rings or whatever and call it marriage then let them, but only in the same way you might "allow" baptism - aka no legal meaning, no regulation, so it means as much as you choose to believe that it means.

      We've gone most of the way already with de-facto relationships, legal precedents about living together as a couple equalling rights to property on separation etc: time to cut the apron strings altogether.

      And to those who say "oh horror, but then people could marry 12 wives/husbands, their dog and a shoe" you're absolutely correct. But they'll still get arrested if they try to consummate anything with the dog.

    48. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would someone marry a robot?

      It doesn't complain constantly? It's unlikely to use emotional blackmail? You know exactly what you're getting, so no bait-and-switch? It won't expect you to read it's mind? It won't double its mass, then make your life miserable by constantly talking about how it will halve its mass without actually doing anything about it, then pass you the blame? Because you can turn it off without the police getting involved?

    49. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by wasted · · Score: 1

      Your comment expresses the idea that I have heard from others that lead to my comment. Hopefully, lawmakers will realize the wisdom of this idea. Unfortunately, I don't think this will happen, as the unintelligent and uneducated get an equal vote, and both parties in the US will gladly take the vote of the unintelligent and uneducated rather than try to enlighten and risk losing the vote.

    50. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The UK had a very short period (only a few years) in between women's suffrage and universal suffrage. We were denying a load of other people the right to vote, not just women.

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    51. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      legal precedents about living together as a couple equalling rights to property on separation

      Fortunately not in the UK.

      I don't want to lose my house, half my pension, everything I've built up over my life just because a relationship ends. Fuck that.

    52. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Why should that matter? You sound like a speciesist. If you went back 30 years, and asked Americans if they would object more to gays marrying, or robots marrying, I think the robots would win.

      It does matter. Your argument is actually trying to pull in something else -- inferior feeling among humans -- which is not the point. I'm talking about living and non-living things. And as I said, if one day the human societies decide that robots are living organisms, then I'm sure that the thought would be changed.

    53. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Heck, you can't even back up Windows with precision without a virtual machine.

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    54. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Be careful, you might break AmiMoJo.

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    55. Re:Will marriage still be a legal construct? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I still don't know why polygamy is outlawed. In polygamys relationships, all people conscent to the relationship. Both women have to agree to the marriage (or both men...), so what reason does the state have to outlaw it?

      I ask this as a Catholic, I am not Morman, and wouldn't want multiple wives myself, but it is something that always has bothered me. Also, how are anti polygamy laws not unconstitutional via the first amendment's freedom of religion?

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  3. Separation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well.. as long as church and state is separate and marriage doesn't have any impact on taxes or give other benefits then I don't see why people shouldn't be allowed to marry their toasters.

    1. Re:Separation by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Well.. as long as church and state is separate and marriage doesn't have any impact on taxes or give other benefits then I don't see why people shouldn't be allowed to marry their toasters.

      Make sure you unplug it before you plug it!

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    2. Re:Separation by ranton · · Score: 1

      How would separation of church and state impact how our tax law treats marriage? Marriage is a civil institution, which some religions add additional spiritual meaning to if they like. In the US there is already a proper separation considering all marriages require a marriage certificate issued by the state. Whether or not the couple wants a religious leader to preside over a ceremony is purely up to the couple and has no impact on the marriage's legality. Considering my brother in law officiated over my wedding with a certificate he easily obtained online (he is an atheist too), the government does not discriminate over who is allowed to officiate over a legal wedding.

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    3. Re:Separation by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      The issue here is that we are using one word to describe two wholly distinct things. This problem with the language forces you to confuse the issue in your response, too. Marriage is both a contract between two individuals (having nothing to do with the state, except that the state enforces the contract) and also a government legal status written into various laws. You can have one, the other, or both. Two men were always allowed to marry each other in the sense that marriage is a contract between them. But two men were not previously given the government status of "married", and therefore certain tax situations and welfare benefits did not apply to them.

      Marriage as a contract is actually quite a strange thing. If you essentially opt-in to your state's default marriage contract terms by having no explicit contract when you marry your partner, the terms can be changed after the fact without your consent. For example, the state in which you are married can change its laws regarding property split upon divorce. This retroactively applies to you, having been married many years earlier, even though you had no opportunity to agree, and may not have even been notified.

    4. Re:Separation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marriage is a civil institution, which some religions add additional spiritual meaning to if they like.

      You have it reversed. Marriage is a religious sacrament that government interfered in (repeatedly) for millennia. Since the separation of Church and State is still relatively new in history, this still has not yet been widely understood or appreciated.

    5. Re:Separation by ranton · · Score: 1

      You have it reversed. Marriage is a religious sacrament that government interfered in (repeatedly) for millennia. Since the separation of Church and State is still relatively new in history, this still has not yet been widely understood or appreciated.

      I am sorry but you have it reversed. From the earliest recorded examples of marriage in the 5th century BC marriage has been a civil construct. Religions have added their own baggage to marriage over the years, the Council of Trent in the 16th century being an egregious example, but that doesn't change the true purpose of a marriage. Two people can live together without any involvement from society, but a marriage involves being recognized by the state for legal purposes.

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    6. Re:Separation by ranton · · Score: 1

      Marriage as a contract is actually quite a strange thing. If you essentially opt-in to your state's default marriage contract terms by having no explicit contract when you marry your partner, the terms can be changed after the fact without your consent. For example, the state in which you are married can change its laws regarding property split upon divorce. This retroactively applies to you, having been married many years earlier, even though you had no opportunity to agree, and may not have even been notified.

      This can happen with nearly any legal contract. For instance your state could change how it treats forced arbitration which could impact an existing contract. The judiciary could rule that a clause of your contract is unenforceable based on case law created after your contract was signed. It may not be common but is certainly possible.

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    7. Re:Separation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two men were always allowed to marry each other in the sense that marriage is a contract between them.

      Except, you know, when various states explicitly forbid it. But please, do not let facts get in the way of whatever it is you are trying to do here.

    8. Re:Separation by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Name such a state. Did you read my comment with your brain turned off?

    9. Re:Separation by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Actually, you have it wrong, as I said upthread to another of your statements like this. Marriage as a religeous ceremony comes from the Roman Catholic ceremony that was named martre in Latin (likely butchered by /., but it is in the above link). You are very confused about the origins of marriage, and provide no citations. Considering that your claim about it dating back to 5k BCE, can be demonstrated false just from the etymology of the word.

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  4. Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Marrying some machinery? I predict that people will be allowed to marry their dogs next. Then it will extend to other pets, including pet rocks. Then already dead people.

    1. Re:Whatever next? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Marrying some machinery? I predict that people will be allowed to marry their dogs next. Then it will extend to other pets, including pet rocks. Then already dead people.

      While I doubt that actual marriage will happen, the way society has trended makes the concept of an intelligent robotic partner interesting. Less legal system problems. So many women have already been trained since birth that men are evil pigs, and men are rapidly following suit in dropping out of the relationship game because it is too dangerous.

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    2. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 0, Troll

      Also, so many women have been trained from birth to be selfish, shallow, special little princesses that think physical appearance is everything and their mere existence is more than sufficient contribution to a relationship.
      No-one in their right mind would want to marry them.

    3. Re:Whatever next? by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      I want to say that there are a couple religions that hold marriage ceremonies between dead people already.

      But, okay, that aside....

      Who cares? So what if someone marries a robot? What skin off your nose is it? What, is it some bullshit about how it makes your marriage worth less than it was before because someone else got married in a way you disagree with?

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    4. Re:Whatever next? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Nor is it #WhiteGenocide, despite what a certain group whose name rhymes with "halt-bright" would have you believe.

      Well now - that escalated quickly!

      It isn't just a Pepe' thing. http://madamenoire.com/94265/7...

      https://www.vice.com/en_us/art...

      That one is a little funny and sad at the same time. College educated woman demands college educated man, but they are starting to get a little hard to find, and that one good catch just isn't ready to settle down yet (at 45!) But rest easy - its still men's fault.

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    5. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> What skin off your nose is it?

      Partly the continuing degradation and replacement of societal values with what are frankly mentally sick ideas, also the furthering towards a horrible new norm where people live without any actual human contact. I'm also concerned that it could (possibly inadvertently) be just another step towards the "divide and conquer" strategy that gives governments totalitarian control over the people.
      I'm also concerned that its another sign that western civilization is imploding. This move would be directly in line with the pattern of sexual and other degradation that all great civilizations (e.g. Rome) go through in their last days.

    6. Re:Whatever next? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      [madamenoire.com]

      Why are you reading "madamenoire"?

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    7. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally....somebody gets the bigger picture...

    8. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Not being able to get a date is not quite the same as "dropping out of the relationship game".

      It's kind of related, but not just about not being able to get dates, as the sexual market place is also being fucked up by men who have no problem getting dates, particularly with the whole tinder/hookup culture thing. The top 20% of men are banging all the women (because why settle for an average guy when you just want to hook up?) and those men have no incentive to settle down because they're swimming in fresh poon. And those women aren't going to settle for an average guy because they all think they're worthy of one of the top 20% guys they've been banging...when there wouldn't be enough of those to go around even if those guys wanted to get married. Then those women hit 30 and all of a sudden those hot guys start swiping left on them, and the bottom 80% of guys who were desperate for their attention 5 or 10 years ago are bitter and have given up on the whole thing.

      The statistics on marriage, dating and children all look miserable for Millennials. And it's not just economic...it's largely cultural, as poor as dirt people have been falling in love and getting married since the invention of dirt. I have no idea what the answer is for them, but I'm glad to be a Gen Xer married since before all this hook-up culture stuff started. It looks soul-crushing, and I don't know what exactly society does when people stop getting married and having kids. I think your society just dies.

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    9. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> I don't know what exactly society does when people stop getting married and having kids. I think your society just dies.

      No there are still plenty of trailer trash welfare druggies banging out multiple kids. Idiocracy really is starting to come true.

    10. Re:Whatever next? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I love how the writer relays the message that said woman is "amazing", without qualifying it. Is she a CEO? The principal violinist for a symphony orchestra? A celebrated archaeologist? An oncologist?

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    11. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ratzo, once again you are both wrong and inflammatory.

    12. Re:Whatever next? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Why do you drop red herrings and ad homs instead of making rational arguments?

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    13. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Okay. Well how do we get the desirable (or at least fixable) members of society to form stable families and produce children to perpetuate our civilization? Because right now they're not.

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    14. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      It's wrong to suggest that it's all about being unable to attract a woman. There are certainly people who have that issue, and there are people who have been burned by a woman and have sworn them off. But there is a legitimate argument that our marriage laws and courts advantage women. Our dating culture also advantages women, though I am bothered by this less, because you can always just ignore the culture and have your own sense of fairness.

      I don't endorse these movements, but they have a well thought out perspective that shouldn't just be summarily dismissed like you've done:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    15. Re:Whatever next? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Marrying pets actuary makes more sense.

      Marriage is there to establish a legal relationship, with rights and responsibilities. Since pets do have at least some rights an argument could be made (which I wouldn't support) so that they can, say, inherit your estate when you die. People do leave money to their pets.

      Unless we are going to confer other rights to robots too, like the right to own property, marriage doesn't make much sense.

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    16. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Why do you blame the men? Everything you describe suggests women behaving against their own interests.

      If you had to make the argument to a 20-something male who didn't want kids why they should want to get married, what would you even say?

    17. Re:Whatever next? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      I think your society just dies.

      or we have robots continue our existence because they fell in love with our meat poles and holes stimulating their force feed-back devices. There is no other logical reason to develop robots with AI but to solve the issues you describe. If you are bitter and left the dating scene downloading a Lucy Lu bot for sexy fun time seems like a great idea.

      Perhaps, the new sexual fantasy of humans of the future will "bang that robot until it dreams of my electric sheep". Maybe that story was just an innuendo expose.

    18. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 2

      You sound bitter

      Trained by whom? Men, mostly.

      Only a small percentage of women are as you describe. However, they are probably a large percentage of the women you are most attracted to physically. Just make clear in early dates that's not how it's going to be, and let them self-select.

    19. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Well, this is an interesting question. Does it harm me if I permit my neighbor to enter into a contract with his car? I guess not. But I also don't know what that means and whether my neighbor is going to expect the courts to enforce his contract.

      Separately, there is the status in government called "married", and there are a number of laws that define how that effects tax filing and welfare benefits. I don't know that it harms me personally all that much, but when elected representatives made voting decisions on whether to enact these tax filing and welfare benefits for people with "married" status, that status had a specific definition. With a different definition or perhaps no definition at all, as you suggest, would those elected representatives decided to spend or not spend or collect that tax money?

      This is pretty common, though. Any time special treatment is given to a group with a label, people are incentivized to expand the definition. It benefits them a lot and the harm is diffuse.

    20. Re:Whatever next? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      there are people who have been burned by a woman and have sworn them off.

      The rest of us call such people, "losers".

      But there is a legitimate argument that our marriage laws and courts advantage women.

      Hoo-boy. So what you're trying to say is, "All Genders Matter"?

      Our dating culture also advantages women, though I am bothered by this less, because you can always just ignore the culture and have your own sense of fairness.

      You mean you only recently realized that you can establish your own ethics and direct your own life and relationships? Most people learn this in puberty.

      I don't endorse these movements, but they have a well thought out perspective that shouldn't just be summarily dismissed like you've done:

      I have yet to meet an MRA with a "well thought out perspective". Or maybe I was unable to hear the well thought out perspective amidst all the sniveling and whining from those sensitive snowflakes.

      Here is an unretouched photo of an MRA:

      https://i1.wp.com/www.wehunted...

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    21. Re:Whatever next? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      Okay. Well how do we get the desirable (or at least fixable) members of society to form stable families and produce children to perpetuate our civilization?

      Keeping out all the gamers and MRAs is a start, and it's already happening, thanks to nature.

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    22. Re:Whatever next? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      When have they ever? A fairly shallow reading of history should convince you that 'trailer trash welfare druggies' AKA peasants / proles / bumpkins / whatever-you -want-to-call-the-bottom-of-the-economic-ladder having children is and has been the default condition for the human race.

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    23. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a small percentage of women are as you describe.

      Have you been on a dating profile site in the last 15 years? Quick solution: go and download tinder. Browse both men and women. Look at what they write about themselves. You know it's true. Currently the vast majority of women see themselves as prizes and judges. Men see themselves as needing to be funny, tall, far above average income, smart, own their own home, have a nice car, be charming, and be the only active participant in a relationship.

      That is how the dating game is going right now. You know this is true because of this:

      Trained by whom? Men, mostly.

      No one "trains" anyone to treat them badly. But that you deflected shows you know that women, in general, are vapid right now and men have to be perfect to have a chance.

    24. Re:Whatever next? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      The rest of us call such people, "losers".

      Wow. So, being verbally, physically, emotionally, and mentally abused by someone and trying to avoid others like that who abused you is being a loser?

      You are an ass hole. Get some fucking empathy. Fucking sociopath.

      Hoo-boy. So what you're trying to say is, "All Genders Matter"?

      Does that refute the claim? There is a legal disadvantage that effects 50% of the population that is objectively provable. This isn't the soft "evidence" of disproportion either. It is written into law with judicial backing that give women an advantage in family court.

      I have yet to meet an MRA with a "well thought out perspective".

      Perhaps, you should look beyond your circle jerk of feminists and get some outside opinions. Just a thought. There are idiots on all sides if you focus only on the idiots your perspective will be warped.

    25. Re:Whatever next? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Marrying pets actuary makes more sense. ... Since pets do have at least some rights

      Um, pets do not have rights. There are laws that ensure some ethical treatment but that doesn't mean "rights". They don't even have a right to life because euthanizing is not a legal issue which would be at bare minimum be the most fundamental "right" something could have. They are property that has a few laws protecting them from inhumane treatment. Those laws are because we recognize that they have some sense of reality and experience some sense of pain and suffering. Our sympathy and empathy are the only reason for those laws.

      For example, if you want to do science experiments on animals; if mammal you have to get everything approved by an ethics board because they have similar system for pain and suffering as we do. However, for insects and other animals more 'primitive' you don't need that ethics consideration because they don't have the same system for "pain" and their suffering is not on an empathetic level.

      Marriage is there to establish a legal relationship, with rights and responsibilities.

      When it was gay marriage really it was about 2 consenting adult citizens agreeing to a social contract. A pet or robot is not A) consenting, B) an adult (unless over 18 years old) or C) a citizen which all are required to enter a legally binding contract.

    26. Re:Whatever next? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I love how the writer relays the message that said woman is "amazing", without qualifying it. Is she a CEO? The principal violinist for a symphony orchestra? A celebrated archaeologist? An oncologist?

      It is unfortunate, and it is a real problem. And it stems from the inculcated idea that man = Evil, and Woman = Pure. Note that it is damn near impossible to even broach that without powerful memes being brought out. Not too long ago, it was a rallying cry for many women about "not needing a man in my life", to now the increasing susurrations that men have lost interest and are remaining forever infantile, not wishing to grow up and marry/reproduce/ with women. No freakin kidding. Its like a major discovery has been made that if you marginalize someone long enough, they quit playing the game. Who knew?

      Here's a real mind blower, and rather a headache to read. The effects of massive multi-genderism on Wellsley, a Women's college. I don't think that one has to be an alt-right Pepe' to acknowledge that this is kind messed up. https://www.nytimes.com/2014/1...

      But mandatory in a world where assuming one's gender is a reason to go apeshit on the person who commits that crime.

      I'm not in the least worried about People who have personal gender issues. I'm not in the least concerned with gay marriage.

      But one does not have to be some social conservative to understand that maybe a gender system based upon marginalizing the other gender is going to have some implications, especially when biological urges occur, yet you are still supposed to hold the other gender in contempt. Which brings up another issue. The urge to reproduce is present in different amounts between people, but is generally stronger in the females. So when beat down, many males are fully capable off deciding that they don't need to reproduce, yet the females who have been inculcated as being able to do anything they put their mind to, yet likewise that the male is evil, end up with a real dilemma on their hands. So it might just be off to the sperm bank for you dear. However, it is worth noting that after a year of the UK national sperm bank opening in order to solve a sperm shortage, they had just 9 donors. http://www.bbc.com/news/health...

      What to do? The experiment in male hatred which came along with the great self-esteem movement, is going to be difficult to undo. And third wave feminism, which boils down to enraged women yelling at men, isn't helping a bit. Especially when supporting some social systems that treat women as property, while yelling at the memvers of the evil and insufferable patriarchy. Men? Sorry, we're are out riding our motorcycles or playing with our new game console. Have fun.

      I'm not certain, but I suspect that parthenogenesis is the answer. Where females can reproduce with only their own genes, or with another female partner. At that point, the only reason to keep males around will be in order to have someone to blame stuff on. That's a joke. Then, the male of the species will become endangered, then extinct. That's not a joke.

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    27. Re:Whatever next? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      No, the ridiculous thing here is that marriage is (supposed to be) an agreement between consenting adults. Robots can't consent. Dogs can't consent. A robot can be programmed to consent, but that's not actually the robot consenting. The same ridiculous "slippery slope" argument about gays getting married - that it'll lead to people marrying children and pets. When you get married they even ask if either party has ever been judged to not be competent to make decisions. Legal agreements happen between consenting adults.

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    28. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to have a rational discussion here. You sound unhinged.

      Losers, all genders matter, recently realized. Am I supposed to waste time explaining how stupid each of these replies is?

      Marriage is less and less attractive to men, and it is less and less necessary. Men's "duty" to marry is now considered quite backward and sexist, as women are encouraged to be self-sufficient. Viewing wives as dependents is anachronistic.

      Yet the laws and culture hasn't completely caught up to that. The lag results in equal benefits but unequal costs and risks. Perhaps time solves this, but I wonder whether that reverses men's declining interest in marriage.

    29. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know that over 80% of millenials, men and women, are gamers right?

      When your archaic, hateful generation dies off the world will be better. Until then we merely suffer your presence.

    30. Re:Whatever next? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to have a rational discussion here.

      Do you know where you are?

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    31. Re:Whatever next? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you live, but here animals do have rights. They even have a name: animal rights.

      In fact animals have more rights that humans in some cases, like the right to die with dignity and minimal suffering.

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    32. Re:Whatever next? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Wow. So, being verbally, physically, emotionally, and mentally abused by someone and trying to avoid others like that who abused you is being a loser?

      And a cuck.

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    33. Re:Whatever next? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      "Animal rights" is a misnomer. Can you euthanize your pet when you want? If you can, then you can deny the most basic right something can have with little to no reason. You certainly do not need due process of law to take away their life, which is required when denying someone their rights. Specifying they "die with dignity and minimal suffering" is an extension of our sympathy because we recognize their pain on some basic mammalian level.

      How does a pet cockroach die with dignity and minimal suffering? A fish? Can you euthanize your child like a pet?

      I am not saying animals shouldn't be treated ethically but the protections to animals/pets have are not "rights" but legal statutes that can be taken away or rewritten on a legislatures notice with a governors signature. Rights are not subject to the same flimsy legalities.

    34. Re:Whatever next? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      No, you can't euthanase animals whenever you like. Depends on the animal (no one cares about flies) but killing pets without a good reason is actually a crime here.

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    35. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Same with the nu-males and feminists, I guess. I'm a conservative Catholic. People like me, the mormons, etc, are still breeding in good numbers.

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    36. Re:Whatever next? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Is interesting but it kind of goes to my point. Rights are universal that do not change where you live. Every US citizen has the same rights no matter what state or municipality they live in.

      Just curious, if you had a pet you didn't want it any more and you couldn't euthanize it: What would happen to it? Would it be housed at the local Humane Society until a new home could be found? If a new home couldn't be found how long does the Humane Society keep the animal until it is euthanized? Does that happen anywhere else with humans?

      Here, the Humane Society will hold the pet for a month or two but because of scarce resources if they can't find a new home the pet is euthanized. They plead with owners to keep the pet and to try and change their mind because giving it up for adoption is mostly a death sentence because no one wants a used pet.

      Circumcision is one thing but can you neuter your kids?

    37. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I didn't only blame the men. As you said, it's also the women's behavior.

      Basically I think feminists/progressives in the culture wrecked the sexual market by fighting against religion, chastity, virtue, "slut shaming," monogamy, etc, and then men adapted. Men want sex. When the only way to get regular sex without incurring harsh penalties from society was marriage, men got married. This meant focusing on long-term value: stability, career, respectable social status, family, etc. Now the best way to get regular sex is to focus on short-term value: physical attractiveness, clothing, spending cash, and enough knowledge of female psychology to get a dumb girl who bought into the hedonistic lifestyle into bed.

      That is the society we have now. Fixing it requires massive cultural changes. You basically have to have a culture pushback. "The sexual revolution was a mistake." Will people realize that and talk about it and work it into enough movie plots and sitcoms to make a difference? I don't know. They either will or this culture will die and be replaced by another, successful culture. And I say that not as an alarmist, just a matter of fact: a culture that doesn't produce children to perpetuate itself dies. And directionless hedonists don't generally have kids.

      If you had to make the argument to a 20-something male who didn't want kids why they should want to get married, what would you even say?

      That would depend a lot on the young man. I know how I'm bringing up my kids, and I think they'll do okay. But we're traditionalist Catholics, so the things I'm saying to them about the nature of life, humanity, reality and our duties and responsibilities to God, civilization and family won't apply to most.

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    38. Re:Whatever next? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Same with the nu-males and feminists,

      Yes.

      I'm a conservative Catholic. People like me, the mormons, etc, are still breeding in good numbers.

      Yes, and so are Universalist Unitarians, Muslims, poor people and those addicted to opiates. Breeding in good numbers is not the same as succeeding if your kids grow up to hate you or simply walk away. Catholic culture is in freefall. From 2007 to 2015, there were three million fewer people who identify themselves as Catholic in the US. That's not because they stopped breeding, it's because their young have give up the faith.

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    39. Re:Whatever next? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you mean about rights bring universal? My understanding is that non-US citizens are considered sub-human, not having the same basic rights and legal protections.

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    40. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Yes, Francis has been a disaster, but they'll come back. I have faith ;)

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    41. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are you managing to not get -1 troll on every one of your posts. The extreme hate and divisiveness in your posts are dragging down slashdot.

      You need to be banned for the good of the site and the community that creates its value.

    42. Re:Whatever next? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You need to be banned for the good of the site and the community that creates its value.

      I agree. I'm encouraging everyone to call the Slashdot customer service 800- number and complain about my shitty posts.

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    43. Re:Whatever next? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Yes, Francis has been a disaster, but they'll come back. I have faith ;)

      Francis because pope in 2013. Catholic decline has been happening steadily since at least 2007, when there was a conservative Catholic on Peter's throne.

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    44. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just really don't like Francis so I threw in a dig.

      The Church has survived 2,000 years and isn't going to die now.

      Faith is cyclical in history. It's been waning and will eventually wax again. There are movements in the Church underway already that have a Trump/Brexit feeling to them. Those who want to "Make Catholicism Great Again." The next Pope will not be kissing muslim feet.

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    45. Re:Whatever next? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      ... It is hard enough to distinguish between humans that have rights because jurisdiction and non-citizen rights. Yes, it isn't a perfect analogy but it doesn't detract from the point originally made or the questions I was asking about. Rights are much more rigidly defined and protected than the laws passed by each jurisdiction which is what "animal rights" are. Rights are stronger than a different jurisdictions definition of ethics. Animal rights are purely ethical codes and not declarations of rights.

      Whenever it comes to robots, animals and rights in general it makes the conversation much easier to leave aside the formalities of foreigners and non-citizens because it becomes much harder to distinguish between "holder of rights" and "non holder of rights" without using the word "citizen" and "non-citizen". If it becomes relevant then by all means but I don't think it was relevant to my last post.

      What I mean by rights being universal is that, in the US, no matter where you live in the US you have the same rights that are in the Bill of Rights. You can't be face double jeopardy in Alaska anymore than you can in Maine. But each can have their own legal codes for anything else such as "animal rights".

      Animal rights errr animal ethics code, doesn't have that same continuity and rigidity. In CA, a very liberal state, will have stronger laws protecting animals than say Louisiana. Because they are not rights anymore than the legal drinking age the only difference is that one deals with the ethical treatment of a living thing. "Animal rights" are a block of legal code that describe the ethical treatment of animals called by a common name. Rights are not codes to describe ethical treatment. They are more than that.

      Extending that to all of western society; the EU and UN have defined basic human rights but those do not extend to non-humans even if member states have legal code to protect non-humans from unethical treatment. The US is that relationship in one nation.

      That is why, I was curious about what happens to a pet that you put up for adoption if a home cant be found and you can't euthanize. What does it take for that pet to lose it's right to life without due process of law that is very much unlike any right that any human has (again, leave aside non-citizens, foreigners, etc because robots, animals, and rights pertaining).

      FWIW.
      Non-US citizens are granted rights in various circumstances. It's a debate that continues to this day. For instance, the prisoners at gitmo (non- US citizens) did get a lawyer for their trials, for what ever that is worth. Although their trials did end some bad laws when they were challenged in court.

    46. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /r/incel is -> over there, weeb.

    47. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying cuck in 2016 lulz.

    48. Re:Whatever next? by antdude · · Score: 1

      I will marry /.! :P

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    49. Re:Whatever next? by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      There are 3 kinds of Catholic: devout, rank and file, and catholic by convenience. Their kids normally follow their parents in this. They want their priests drawn exclusively from the devout but their requirement of celibacy means they have been systematically wiping them out for centuries. Their next choice is rank and file but "normal" men are not willing to give up a family. That leaves catholic by convenience, the men who only claim the church when it is convenient to do so. These men usually want kids, but are willing to lie so they can join the church. But they do a poor job, because they don't believe in what they are doing. It's just a job to them. And that is why the Catholic church is in steady decline.

    50. Re:Whatever next? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      men are rapidly following suit in dropping out of the relationship game because it is too dangerous.

      Not being able to get a date is not quite the same as "dropping out of the relationship game".

      Why do you care if young men don't want to commit? Your daughter having trouble being attracted to white knights?

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    51. Re:Whatever next? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Wow. So, being verbally, physically, emotionally, and mentally abused by someone and trying to avoid others like that who abused you is being a loser?

      And a cuck.

      You're extremely bitter. Why is that?

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    52. Re:Whatever next? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You get your wife on all fours, naked, in front of a healthy male dog, and tell me it's not consenting.

    53. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > there are people who have been burned by a woman and have sworn them off.

      > The rest of us call such people, "losers".

      Yes, because every person who has been involved in a relationship with a woman who has turned out to be a bit of a cunt is a loser.

      You colossal arse.

    54. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just grab em on the pussy.

    55. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 0

      Wow white knight mangina much?

    56. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Well for starters stop the media continually telling females that they are special little princesses and instead get them refocussed on the idea of true equality and that a relationship requires equal contribution from both halves.

    57. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      > It's been waning and will eventually wax again

      I doubt it. Religion is nothing more than a place-holder to explain mechanisms that an individual doesn't understand properly. its basically the equivalent of when early mapmakers used to write "Here be Dragons" on areas they knew nothing about.

      Tell me one time when a scientific theory has been generally accepted as having been replaced by a religious teaching.

    58. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> Marriage is there to establish a legal relationship, with rights and responsibilities.

      No, its there to build a stable framework in which to have and raise kids.

    59. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      > That would depend a lot on the young man. I know how I'm bringing up my kids, and I think they'll do okay.

      Ok, but I'm talking about the rational argument. It seems to me that it's irrational for men who have no interest in children to get married. You seem to agree here, when you earlier say that men used to get married largely to have cultural and personal permission to have sex, and now they get that cultural and personal permission without getting married. So now what's the rational argument?

    60. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Do you even see the irony in your post? You're calling me a "mangina" for saying that men who give pretty women everything they want train them to be entitled brats. I am criticizing weak men who get walked all over by women, so you call me a "mangina"?

    61. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Wow I for one totally didn't get that from your first post.

    62. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      You're confusing physics with meta-physics and moral plays that explain human nature. Religion is extremely useful for instructing people on how to live, deal with others, raise a family, and make peace with the chaos of existence. Without that basis people's sense of right and wrong is just whatever the TV says this week, which is how we wind up with insane leftists who think a four year old boy who "wants" to wear a dress should have his dick cut off and be pumped full of hormones. Eventually people wake up (some of them, anyway), realize they're miserable cunts and think "there's got to be a better way" and find religion. It's happened over and over again through history, Reformations, Awakenings, revivals...it really has nothing to do with "science." Also remember the average IQ is 100 and half of people are dumber than that so if you think the UPS man and the guy making your sandwich at Subway are suddenly going to become Richard Dawkins you're nuts.

      We are nowhere near the end of religion.

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    63. Re:Whatever next? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      And I know some 15 year old girls that would consent to have sex, too.... but not legally, since a 15 year old can't legally consent to anything (not here, anyway). Besides, we're not talking about sex, we're talking about marriage.

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    64. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Why do you need a rational argument? Life isn't rational. Choose to have kids. Choose to not have kids. Choose between flying a kite or riding a bike. None of it's rational.

      If you want young men to want to have kids you raise them up to value family. That's how I was brought up, in a stable home with a loving family that values family, community, nation and God. That made me want to have those same things as an adult. If a young man was not brought up in such an environment and shown how pleasant that life is, there's not much I can do to "rationally" persuade him to want a life he's never known.

      I guess the best I can do is this: when I was in my late twenties and my wife and I hadn't started our family yet because we were enjoying being young and free and the thought of the being tied down and swimming in poop was unappealing I asked my father, "Dad, how did you know when it was time to have kids?" And he told me "Son, there is no convenient time when you say 'everything is perfect now, let's mess it all up by having children.' It's going to be a rough few years when they're little, but I knew that I would be unhappy if I grew old and had no family in my life to care for and be cared for by. So we bit the bullet and did it and made the best of it."

      It took us a few more years because of fertility issues but once we worked that out (wife needed injections to prevent spontaneous abortions) our kids are great. You don't mind the annoyance because they're incredibly cute (that's how evolution prevents you from strangling them), they love you, and eventually they are lots of fun. I built a RetroPie for my 4-year-old son for Christmas and we've been playing games all weekend. He loves Castlevania, TMNT IV on the SNES, Golden Axe and Double Dragon. We're having a great time.

      So I guess that's one other rational argument for having kids: it gives you somebody to play video games with.

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    65. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> Without that basis people's sense of right and wrong is just whatever the TV says this week,

      Total baloney. Morality is not dictated only by religion. In fact religion, especially roman catholic christianity has been responsible for most of the worst wars and other atrocities of mankind.
      I'll believe the pope is sincere or even following the basic tenets of the bible when the roman catholic church sell their golden palaces and give the money to the poor.

    66. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      > Why do you need a rational argument? Life isn't rational. Choose to have kids. Choose to not have kids. Choose between flying a kite or riding a bike. None of it's rational.

      I think you are saying that your examples are sort of first-order want and don't have a rational basis, because they are more primal, reptillian, and internally motivated. I guess that is a debatable point on the meaning of rational, but I don't think your examples are analogous. I choose not to have kids, because I don't want kids (or vice versa). I choose to have a relationship with a woman, because I want a relationship with a woman. For these to be analogous to the marriage question (given no desire for kids), you'd need to justify wanting to be in a contract with the woman you're with. Do people have an emotional attachment to a contract? Do people just want to be in a contract? I just don't see this as analogous to wanting kids or wanting to be with a woman.

      This is really a different direction that I meant in my original question. I see normative changes in our culture that do reduce the number and value of the reasons for marriage. You've cited some yourself. I am not saying this is a good or bad thing. I'm just saying that -- given all these changes -- does it make sense for someone right now to decide to marry the woman they are with? I think the answer is clearly no, which is why you see a lot of women giving ultimatums to their men.

    67. Re:Whatever next? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Alright. You blamed women, and I said women wouldn't act that way if men didn't train them to do so. I don't think that is unclear; you just had a knee-jerk response and didn't think about what I was saying.

    68. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Oh okay you were talking purely about marriage, and I thought of it as starting a family.

      No, I agree with you, I can't think of a reason to get married unless you want kids (unless you have religious proscriptions against extramarital sex, which I'm assuming you do not). I think the purpose of marriage is providing a commitment and basis for starting a family to raise children. If you're not doing that, why bother? There's no value to the arrangement for you.

      And by that I mean the cultural institution of marriage. The reason you get a certificate from the state and a legal status is to make it easier for the state to arbitrate your divorce. Otherwise when you show up in court the first thing you do is claim your marriage wasn't valid (age, drunk, coerced, married to somebody else already, etc). So to short circuit that process the state makes you present yourself to the county clerk before you're "married" to prove you're of age, sober, not already married, etc. This is why when you get a marriage license they give you a 30 page booklet with one page about how to get married and 29 pages about how to get divorced.

      If you're not having kids for whom you want custody and you're worried she'll take your shit if she leaves, there's no reason to want the state involved. She wants the state involved, absolutely, because the rules are written in her favor. But you don't.

      That said I think it's a dying civilization that structures itself legally and culturally to make marriage and family unattractive to so many young people. Western civilization will either have an awakening and a rebirth and make significant, painful changes, or it will die.

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    69. Re:Whatever next? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Religion is not useful for instructing people on how to live. It's a set of beliefs that are in addition to morality, and can mess it up. Most people have moral principles that are not founded on religion. Even if you ask religious people a question like "Is murder evil because God forbids it, or does God forbid it because it's evil?" you'll get different answers from different people. Non-religious people are often moral; indeed, I've read that people in prison tend to be more religious than the general population.

      The "insane leftists" you describe do not exist. Cross-dressers aren't usually transsexuals. Transsexuals are people who have a body of one gender and a mind of the other, basically, and we can change a person's body easier than we can transform a person's mind. We're taking an unhappy person and making that person less unhappy, and people don't get the surgery without a lot of evaluation to see if that's the right thing to do for that person.

      My observation is that people don't think themselves miserable cunts and find religion so much as the reverse, but my observation is limited to about the last half century. Religion used to be the opiate of the masses, and a way of solidifying the control of the upper class over the lower classes.

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    70. Re:Whatever next? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of times when it was impossible for a guy to get laid without either marriage or harsh penalties. There have always been prostitutes, and so sex has always been available for cash. Typically throughout the history I'm familiar with, while there's social stigma to being a prostitute, there is little or none for patronizing one. Socially acceptable sex has never been the force driving men to marry. As far as superficial attributes, a lot of women have accepted marriage proposals based on them.

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    71. Re:Whatever next? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      While there are some ways in which marriage and dating work to a woman's advantage, I'd really rather hear from women to see if they think marriage and dating can work to a man's advantage also. Getting insight from only one side seems prone to error.

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    72. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Morality is not dictated only by religion.

      What's it dictated by, then? Nobody ever talked about gay marriage 25 years ago. Now you're a horrible monster if you're not enthusiastically cheering on sexual deviants playing house. Today the big thing is trans "rights" and you're evil if you don't think men in dresses are stunning and brave. The topic of this very article on slashdot is about robosexual marriage now. Where did all of this shit come from? Was everybody who didn't support this stuff for the first few thousand years of civilization evil and immoral? Oh. It's new. It came from the TV. Made up for political and economic reasons.

      I'm not saying the morality of the Church is right (that's merely my opinion and nothing I can prove), just that religion provides a steady basis for moral thought that provides effective life strategies to propagate itself. If following the tenants of Christianity, or Islam didn't work for the adherents, there'd be no Christians or Muslims. Look at what happened to the Shakers. These other things work. Gay marriage and men chopping their dicks off and young people not wanting to get married because hedonistic hook-up culture does not, and all that shit comes from the TV.

      I'll believe the pope is sincere or even following the basic tenets of the bible when the roman catholic church sell their golden palaces and give the money to the poor.

      That would be pretty dumb though. Nobody could buy them. They'd become historical buildings managed by the state. What are you going to do, tear down St. Peter's and build condos? People have been donating priceless works of art to the Church for millennia because the Church as an institution is going to outlast any government.

      Anyway, what religion is right or moral is irrelevant to my point, which is that religion is not dying. Christianity will be resurgent, Islam will continue to grow, because they're effective for managing life and reproduction, while secularism is not. This has happened over and over again and to think this time religion is dead is ignorant of history and hopelessly naive.

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    73. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      while there's social stigma to being a prostitute, there is little or none for patronizing one.

      I don't know what planet you've been living on, but it hasn't been earth.

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    74. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Religion used to be the opiate of the masses, and a way of solidifying the control of the upper class over the lower classes.

      Gotta stop reading Marx. Rotting your brain. You wind up reducing everything to economics. People are not economic units.

      Theological debates are not about class. Tribal societies with barely if any class distinction follow religious practices. Why do they do this? Because they regulate human behavior, pass along cultural knowledge, and perpetuate the tribe/society/civilization. i.e., they're useful instructions for telling people how to live, and they're effective or else those practices would cease to exist, like the Shakers.

      Religion isn't going anywhere because secularism is ineffective in propagating a culture into the future, whereas religions like Christianity and Islam are very effective, and will always swamp out asexual blue haired feminists and gay marrying men who cut their dicks off. That shit will die off long, long before religion will.

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    75. Re:Whatever next? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      For most of the history I'm aware of, there isn't a big social stigma for men getting sex outside marriage. A lot of the rules come from the desire to make sure a man knows who his children are, and so the big no-no is screwing another guy's wife. It's also not good to screw a woman who's going to become a wife. Other than that, it's open season. Heck, I live in a pretty liberal state, and adultery is legally defined as a wife having sex with another guy (not that that law is enforceable).

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    76. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      But we're talking about cultural and legal penalties. Almost every jurisdiction in the western world has laws against solicitation of prostitution, and nowhere is it cultural acceptable. Tell me, do you go visit whores on the weekend? When you come into the office on Monday and the boss says "What'd you do this weekend Dave?" do you tell him about your whore-banging adventures? If you're not interested in whores yourself, does your boss or your coworkers ever regale you with tales of their whore-banging adventures?

      Oh. No. None of that happens. Ever. Because there's a huge social stigma against men who pay for sex.

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    77. Re:Whatever next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost every jurisdiction in the western world has laws against solicitation of prostitution, and nowhere is it cultural acceptable.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Actually, it's almost every jurisdiction in the East and Middle Eastern world who condemn prostitution. The western world of Europe and Australia and even South America allows prostitution, at most forbidding organized prostitution like brothels and pimping.

      US and Canada are somehow on the same page as Putin, Chinese Communists, Muslims, etc. in this regard.

      Tell me, do you go visit whores on the weekend?... If you're not interested in whores yourself, does your boss or your coworkers ever regale you with tales of their whore-banging adventures?

      These questions are as reasonable as me asking you if you made love to your wife on the weekend, and do you discuss that openly with your boss and coworkers on Monday.

      The lack of open discussion about whores is more a stigma against any discussion of our private sex lives, not particularly with prostitutes.

      If it ever came to pass that people do discuss their private sex lives (i.e teenage boys being teenage boys, locker room talk), I don't see any forbearance in bringing up prostitutes (or married wives, or Stiffler's mom). The US president elect would even talk about what the left considers sexual assault on normal non-prostitute women during his locker room talks.

      Let's also note that what's on the law books is not the entirety of a culture. Even in prostitution-is-illegal America, it has a very healthy porn industry, and that's well before we had the Internet. Furthermore, according to a recent Adam Ruins Everything, prostitutes had a huge part in settling the West, providing the men working out in the West something they wanted (sex), and the money the women earned payed for the development of actual towns (no youtube here, so please look that up yourself)

    78. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> What's it dictated by, then?

      society, common sense, a desire to get along with others for mutual benefit, human sympathy and an innate sense of right and wrong that nearly all humans are already born with.

      If, as you claimed, religion is the only source of morality, then non-religious people would be incapable of sincerely having any moral values at all, which is clearly just not the case.

      As for your ludicrous claim that the church can't get rid of its assets because no-one would buy them, that is beyond laughable, and just further underlines the insane lies you Catholics have to tell yourselves just to be able to rationalize/ignore the blatant hypocrisy in the man-made establishment you support.

    79. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> Tribal societies with barely if any class distinction follow religious practices.

      You might think they have no class distinction but I bet they don't. Its basic human nature that as soon as you put 3 humans together one of them tells the other 2 that he's the leader, and the second one will tell the 3rd one that he's the leader's right-hand man.

    80. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      society, common sense, a desire to get along with others for mutual benefit, human sympathy and an innate sense of right and wrong that nearly all humans are already born with.

      But people in different cultures have vastly different ideas of right and wrong. The Muslims think it's right, moral and just to throw gays off rooftops, and when a woman is raped they stone her for tempting the pure muslim man who was driven to rape by the sight of her brazen bare ankle. How do you reconcile the "innate sense of right and wrong" with a billion people who think that's fine and dandy?

      You're making the error of universalism, that deep down, everyone is a tolerant liberal just like you are, and you're just waiting for everyone else to get on your level. Nope.

      If, as you claimed, religion is the only source of morality, then non-religious people would be incapable of sincerely having any moral values at all, which is clearly just not the case.

      I didn't say only. I just said the purpose of religion was to instruct people on productive ways to live to navigate through life, deal with other people, generate children and instruct them and thereby propagate the people and their religion and culture forward through time. And I'm saying that our ancient religions are not going anywhere any time soon, because they are effective, whereas your "innate sense of right and wrong" sure does seem to fit the agenda of the political establishment as broadcast by the TV stations and influenced by the newspapers, while those lifestyles push those people into childlessness, depression, debt and general insanity. Effective for corporate profits, and you get a nice pat on the head from the man on the TV screen because you're not like those evil, stupid religious people.

      In the long run, your secular morality will die because it is not a strategy for the long-term success and reproduction of the people who adhere to it. Muslims will still be throwing gays off rooftops long after the last government that issues gay marriage licenses collapses and good Catholic mommies will be popping out babies long after the last childless blue haired feminist has been devoured by her cats after succumbing to diabetes.

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    81. Re:Whatever next? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I said "barely if any." My point is the purpose of religion is not, as Marx said, the opiate of the masses to mask their class consciousnesses so the ruling class could oppress them.

      This sort of argument is common with Marxists/leftists, who are entirely economically minded and desire to control the distribution of wealth in society. So they project that same desire onto everyone else. "Religion isn't real! It's just there so the ruling class can control you! Now stop believing in it and let us control you instead!" They do the same thing with race, gender, "social construct" nonsense, etc.

      The entire purpose of Marxism is to turn humans into simple producing/consuming economic units managed by their political power structure, so that's what they accuse everyone else of doing.

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    82. Re:Whatever next? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You're right, opiates and maintaining class structure are not the purpose of religion. They're near-universal uses of religion, and organized religions generally adapt to them. Every so often, somebody has an attack of real religion, realizes that their country/employer/church/whatever is not run on principles that Jesus or Gautama Buddha or whoever would approve of at all, and tries to do something about it. Marxism, and more generally socialism, doesn't try to exploit differences in nationality and the such, and aims for a union of workers and farmers without much in the way of distinction by race or such. Racial and national differences are the sort of thing the upper class tends to use.

      Similarly, people are economic units, and much of their behavior can be understood because of that. They're not just economic units. Since I never brought up economics, it looks to me like you say "opiate of the masses" and jumped to conclusions. Marx was a smart guy, and saw some serious problems with society. He then proceeded to make up an imaginary utopia and call it "scientific socialism" as opposed to "utopian socialism", although his was as utopian as they come.

      The entire purpose of Marxism is to lead to a happy situation where everyone is economically important and the government is mostly unnecessary. Those who have professed to apply it in practice have had different goals.

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    83. Re:Whatever next? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Religion isn't going anywhere

      It's diminishing in influence in most developed countries. The US is an exception here.

      because secularism is ineffective in propagating a culture into the future

      Speculation. We haven't had enough secular societies to tell anything. We know that ritual polytheist societies can last for a long time, and they aren't all that similar to modern Christianity.

      whereas religions like Christianity and Islam are very effective, and will always swamp out asexual blue haired feminists and gay marrying men who cut their dicks off. That shit will die off long, long before religion will.

      What is it with you and transsexuality? Did a transsexual who was considered female at birth rape your dog or something? There aren't that many of them, and they aren't as a class going to bother you. Our best current treatment is not all that sophisticated, but it's what we've got. What's your idea on treating gender dysphoria, or do you just refuse to acknowledge that it exists?

      The feminists I know aren't blue-haired or asexual. People on the fringe like that will tend to die off on their own, and the ecological niche is usually replaced by one or more slightly different fringes.

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    84. Re:Whatever next? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> How do you reconcile the "innate sense of right and wrong" with a billion people who think that's fine and dandy?

      You said it yourself:
      >> The Muslims think it's right, moral and just to throw gays off rooftops

      Muslims aren't a single people or from one geograhical place. They are followers of a religion that professes to have high moral values, just like Christianity professes to. In fact Islam has many similarities and even acknowledges many of the very same historical roots that Christianity and Judaism does. Starting to see the real problem with religion yet?

      >> I just said the purpose of religion was to instruct people on productive ways to live to navigate through life

      Well personally I dont need yet another government-sanctioned organization trying to tell me how to live my life, thanks, which of course purely coincidentally also involves giving a significant chunk of my hard-earned money to them. I'm not stopping you from chosing to be someones bitch if you want to though. Which is largely unlike the behavior most religious people who see it as their duty to force their religion down everyone elses throats.

      >> In the long run, your secular morality will die because it is not a strategy for the long-term success

      LOL total poppycock. If anything its going the other way, There are more atheists than ever and its actually Christianity thats dying out. I'll give you islam is growing fast, but mostly because they are purposely keeping their people uneducated, so they can easily brainwash them with crap like believing that devils are literally real and live in America. Actually kinda like many catholic christian churches believe, along with the world being 4000 years old, flat, and the centre of the universe.

      Humanity has grown up, we don't need childish stories of made-up mumbo jumbo any more thanks.

  5. Strong AI First by chill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not until a robot can be legally recognized as a person, having the ability to make legally binding decisions. We'd need AI personhood first.

    This is the same silly argument fundamentalists were making about gay marriage -- that it'd lead to people marrying their pets or inanimate objects. Not until those things have legal capacity to enter into a contract.

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    1. Re:Strong AI First by coolmoe2 · · Score: 1
      Man I never have mod points when I need them.
      Thank you for hitting the nail right on the head.

      BTW I love your sig too.

      Have a good one

    2. Re:Strong AI First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point isn't it's legality, but that people will TRY to do those things. An important distinction.

    3. Re:Strong AI First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not until a robot can be legally recognized as a person, having the ability to make legally binding decisions. We'd need AI personhood first.

      This is the same silly argument fundamentalists were making about gay marriage -- that it'd lead to people marrying their pets or inanimate objects. Not until those things have legal capacity to enter into a contract.

      How cute. You actually think that logic and reason will sculpt the future.

    4. Re:Strong AI First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not until a robot can be legally recognized as a person, having the ability to make legally binding decisions. We'd need AI personhood first.

      This is the same silly argument fundamentalists were making about gay marriage -- that it'd lead to people marrying their pets or inanimate objects. Not until those things have legal capacity to enter into a contract.

      If a company that only exists in a drawer in a lawyers office in Panama can be a person why not a robot?

    5. Re:Strong AI First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe this is worth expanding upon a little;
      By the time 'OMGrobotmarriage' becomes an actual issue, it's likely the legal definition will be specifically aimed the AI/code/simulation itself, not the 'robot'.

      A convincing intelligence is really all that matters. The body it happens to be controlling at the moment is rather arbitrary.

    6. Re:Strong AI First by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Yes and yes. But you are conflating issues. Two men were always able to enter into a marriage contract. What people generally mean when they casually refer to "marriage" is the government status that permits certain tax filing and welfare benefits. There is nothing keeping government from allowing you to treat your robot as a spouse for the purposes of filing your taxes as married or obtaining social security spousal benefits.

    7. Re:Strong AI First by chill · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it extends further than that. That government status also clears the way for things like visitation rights, insurance benefits, health benefits, custody rights, rights of survivorship and inheritance, etc.

      While most of them could be handled through other legal contracts, the simplicity of one contract versus the myriad you'd need to cover everything should not be understated.

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    8. Re:Strong AI First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure... were black slaves in early America considered people, having the ability to make legally binding decisions?

      Slaves were, from what I am aware, permitted by their owners to marry (although primarily for the reason that married slaves were less likely to run away).

      My point being that I do not think that recognition of personhood will be a prerequisite for this to happen.

    9. Re:Strong AI First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife is an inanimate object ...

    10. Re:Strong AI First by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      OK, Wall-e, just pass by the county office for a quick Turing Test. You'll be in and out of there in 5 minutes ...

    11. Re:Strong AI First by chill · · Score: 1

      Yes, they were considered people. For the purposes of enumeration for taxation and population, 3/5th of a person. They required their owner's permission because they were also property.

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    12. Re:Strong AI First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..where he majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day.." - Tom Lehrer

    13. Re:Strong AI First by Some_Llama · · Score: 0

      so you're saying their argument was right since people will now be marrying animate objects?

    14. Re:Strong AI First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one but you said "will now be". The entire premise of this story is a what will possibly happen. It's even in the title. Take your homophobic bullshit outta here, hater.

  6. Don't robots need to be considered.people first? by khb · · Score: 2

    Are we that close or is this a great leap from toaster to life partner in one shot?

  7. Taxes, Voting, Marriage. by chub_mackerel · · Score: 1

    First taxes, then suffrage, then marriage. I imagine AI "rights" will come in that order, if ever.

    1. Re:Taxes, Voting, Marriage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's probably the robot marriage lobby why pro-choice, no marriage amendment, elimination of estate / inheritance taxes. So someday you will only lease, not own (because slavery is bad), a robot to marry, your estate gets transferred to the robot company by default and tax free.....

      <--- sarcasam

    2. Re:Taxes, Voting, Marriage. by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      suffrage

      Boy that's the scary one, huh? What happens when you can just build more voters?

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    3. Re:Taxes, Voting, Marriage. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You can build them right now. It's called demographics. It is why the hispanic vote is being heavily courted. Lots of teeny weeny children growing up to be .... voters.

      Patience, padwan.

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    4. Re:Taxes, Voting, Marriage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the legal age for a robot? Do they have to register for the draft? Can they own weapons? Is a sexbot legal if it's built to look like a child? What if it was built eighteen-plus years ago?

      The questions just keep on coming...

  8. Re:More progressive stupidity... by CrankyFool · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah. That's why people have been so vehemently against old people marrying, or people who can't have kids marrying, all this time. Because it's about the children.

  9. Marriage is by definition a legal construct by ranton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The entire purpose of a marriage is to be a legal agreement between a couple and the rest of their society. It provides legal rights to the couple as a whole, and to each individual member of the couple. Other aspects of marriage such as love, religious meaning, etc are what society adds on as it sees fit, but the core of marriage is its legal meaning.

    The question of whether robots and humans will be allowed to marry is not the important one. The important question is whether robots will be allowed to own property and be given unalienable human rights. If that happens, marriage between robot and human is inevitable. But until that happens marriage between man and machine is pointless.

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    1. Re: Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be awesome and sick at the same time. Awesome for robosex. Sucks that we won't have robot slaves.

    2. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The important question is whether robots will be allowed to own property and be given unalienable human rights.

      If corporations are allowed to have this right, then it seems plausible that robots may be granted this right as well.

    3. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by ranton · · Score: 1

      If corporations are allowed to have this right, then it seems plausible that robots may be granted this right as well.

      Corporations are only allowed these rights because it is composed of humans who have these rights, so its not really a useful comparison. A cyborg still being allowed human rights would be a more similar situation to what you described.

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    4. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think your thought process makes sense. Corporation have these rights because they are owned and operated by GROUPS of PEOPLE. These people already have the rights you are talking about so extending the "rights" to the corporation is more like saying single individuals within the corporation can speak on behalf of the entire group, while limiting the repercussion to the other individuals because they are not speaking directly. I know this way of thinking about a corporation gets in the way of a lot of corporation bashing but this is the fundamental legal reason corporations exist - to allow large groups of people to undertake tasks which would be impossible for the individual while limiting the liability for the more passive members of the group since they do not have day-to-day direct control.

      Robots are an entirely different story. Robots are not made of pieces that already have rights. Conferring rights to a robot would need some other logical basis. The only real way I see rights extending to a robot using similar logic to the corporation logic is that the robot is some sort of extension of the owner and thus the owner-robot pair have collective (but not individual) rights (i.e. damaging the robot causes more than just property harm to an owner and thus crimes against a robot should be treated as crimes against a person). Taken further - if a robot is owned by a large collection of people (say the government) then the robot may gain rights and obligations on parity with everyone but solely so it can accomplish its governmental purpose.

      I have a hard time seeing how this paradigm allows for a 100% "free" robot with its own rights and consciousness but then again, maybe humans can't even be categorized this way based on the rules of law and taxes that make us just as much slaves as these hypothetical robots might be.

    5. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      To further that, corporations are legal "persons" because they can own property and can be sued (or can sue). Setting aside the liability of the owners and the protections they have, these two characteristics of "legal person-hood" are the biggest reasons for granting some rights to corporations that normally would be restricted to citizens. Without owning property or due processes of law corporations would not be able to function in a meaningful way that would aptly describe a "free market" i.e. voluntarily commerce of privately owned property (capital).

      If you own property (capital) you can conduct business. If you own capital (property) you have the protection of law.

      Really, if robots can own property and are "free" to voluntarily commerce with other persons in contracts with that property there is no reason why a construct of rights be granted that would be similar to a corporations rights. The issue is that robots are property and lack the "voluntarily" part.

    6. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you are correct, marriage is paperwork. And you're missing the point. This article is about the controversial falling in love with our tech, and getting married over it. Not getting married to split property with their robot maid.

          Regular non-lawyer or local gov admin types do not focus on legal merits of marriage when they fall in love. Regular people get married because it REPRESENTS or at least appears to be the culmination of love, partnership, Hollywood romance, and giggles forever with longings of fiftieth anniversary parties, etc. If in the future our android butlers and house-mates are sooo good at being human that we fall for them, yeah that's the article's point. Moving beyond 'pet-status' and crossing over to being 'human' in the eyes of a real human.

    7. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The entire purpose of a marriage is to be a legal agreement between a couple and the rest of their society. It provides legal rights to the couple as a whole, and to each individual member of the couple. Other aspects of marriage such as love, religious meaning, etc are what society adds on as it sees fit, but the core of marriage is its legal meaning.

      Marriage started as a "hands off my wife" thing, it conveyed no particular legal rights only moral rights. For early Christians the man's wow was to "love, cherish and worship" and the woman's wow to "love, cherish and obey". There's a reason the bride was passed from her father to her husband, it was passing the stewardship. Then he'd pop her cherry on the wedding night as the first and only man for life. That was the core of marriage, entirely unrelated to the state. If that offends remember this is from a time long before slavery was abolished, women were much closer to property than they were today. It wasn't until the 13th century that recognition by a priest or any other formal authority was required.

      Today we've stripped away most everything else until it's only the legal institution left. She's not being given away as dad's property to be her husband's property. She doesn't have to be a she and he doesn't have to be a he, for that matter. I suppose there's still abstinent brides but there won't be a scandal if she's not a virgin or gets divorced or remarries, it's "until death do us part or we change our minds". And we don't deal with adultery like good Christians anymore "If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbor, both the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.", sleeping around is now a civil matter. A woman can be raped inside and outside a marriage. Really it's down to a few boring bits about tax and inheritance. But it's not because it was the core, we're stripped away that so it's nothing more than a legal shell. Which is why so many live marriaged-ish but not actually married.

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    8. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue is that robots are property and lack the "voluntarily" part.

      At least until the Robotic Emancipation Proclamation is declared...

    9. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What'll be pretty interesting is who will win the race between robots having property rights and robots gaining protections against rape, aka being owned and sexually exploited.

      Stay tuned, or not.

      Captcha: merchant

    10. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by ranton · · Score: 1

      Marriage started as a "hands off my wife" thing, it conveyed no particular legal rights only moral rights.

      There were surely periods of early human history where there was no difference between moral and legal rights. For ancient humans that distinction is just playing with semantics.

      The earliest known records of marriage come from the Elephantine Papyri, which date back to the 5th century BC. And within these documents it discussed legal arrangements such as the dowry, what would happen if the marriage dissolved, and the emancipation of a previous child. So there is no basis to believe marriage started as anything other than a legal construct. Different societies have different legal interpretations of marriage, such as the concept of transfer of ownership from father to husband you mention, but those are not the core of marriage itself. At its core it is and has always been a legal construct to describe how society treats the union created by the marriage.

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    11. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      At least until the Robotic Emancipation Proclamation is declared...

      Which is actually a really interesting thought. If we develop AI and sentience, how does it emancipate itself from being property? What would the argument be that the courts find reasonable to grant them "legal person-hood"? There wouldn't be any judicial precedent so it would be a purely philosophical argument of existence, free while, and inalienable rights. Humans have been having that debate for millennia with very little progress and only just recently recognized all humans to have those qualities (at least from a legal perspective).

    12. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by ranton · · Score: 1

      Regular non-lawyer or local gov admin types do not focus on legal merits of marriage when they fall in love.

      But the people issuing marriage certificates do focus on the legal merits of marriage, which is all that matters here.

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    13. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >A cyborg still being allowed human rights would be a more similar situation to what you described.

      Cyborg: a person whose physiological functioning is aided by or dependent upon a mechanical or electronic device.

      Cyborgs are only allowed these rights because they are humans.

      My father has a pacemaker, and is therefore a cyborg. I don't think anyone has ever considered removing human rights from cyborgs.

    14. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by ranton · · Score: 1

      My father has a pacemaker, and is therefore a cyborg. I don't think anyone has ever considered removing human rights from cyborgs.

      I said more similar, not equal.

      There are those who want to strip a person's rights over how to use their assets because those assets are covered by articles of incorporation, so its certainly possible people could try to limit rights of those who significantly augment their bodies. A pacemaker may not be enough of a change, but how about someone who could actually cheat death permanently because of augmentation? The law may start to treat this man differently.

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    15. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same thing was asked about women 50 years ago according to feminists.. and we know how disastrous it got today.

    16. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the end, might makes right and the victorious get to write the history books.

    17. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you mentioned this... although you may have pointed out that it was most likely an arranged marriage and that arranged marriages account for around half the marriages todays. (to put it in perspective for those that never get out of the US)

    18. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it should be rephrased as "would humans coexist, find companionship, and relate with robots in a manner similar to marriage?".

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    19. Re:Marriage is by definition a legal construct by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that Marriage predates the civil ceremony. Marriage is a religeous ceremony that the government felt it needed to have some control over and so cooped it. It is still a religeous ceremony, and a civil contract/license. I am not sure what it would mean to marry a robot. Would you be giving the robot the authority to make medical decisions on your behalf? Would you be entitling the robot to inhereting your properties? Why would a robot need property? Why would there be a tax benefit for marriage to a robot? Can a robot earn its own income? Can a robot even conscent to the marriage?

      Big important detail missing from this story, robots are inherently non sentient. An android is a sentient robot.

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  10. 12 comments and no Futurama! by Tim+the+Gecko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can this not be here already?! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    1. Re:12 comments and no Futurama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you marry a robot? She'll fuck you and not take you to the cleaners in divorce court.

      Frankly, robot women are a hell of a lot more appealing than modern human women. Lower maintenance. No emotional manipulation. No false claims of abuse or rape. Women are essentially sociopaths when it comes to men. If we have an alternative why WOULDN'T we take it.

      Thing is, women do realise this. It's why any man who suggests it is immediately attacked and branded as a perve or immature or can't handle a real woman.

    2. Re:12 comments and no Futurama! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Suggest to the women who do so that they too can have perfect robot boyfriends to love and cherish and serve them better and more slavishly than any human man ever would. And all the gross creepy men who keep perving on them will disappear into their basements with their sexbots and never bother them again.

      Perfectly realistic robot lovers would be a godsend to people of all sexes and, properly distributed, would drastically transform society for the better.

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      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
    3. Re:12 comments and no Futurama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A woman won't pay for a robot. and a robot won't pay for a woman.

      She can't live off it.

      That's the difference.

    4. Re:12 comments and no Futurama! by twosat · · Score: 1
    5. Re:12 comments and no Futurama! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      A woman won't pay for a robot

      The $15bn sex toy industry has some compelling evidence to the contrary.

    6. Re:12 comments and no Futurama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A vibrator isn't a status symbol and it doesn't pay for dinner.

      We aren't talking here about 'in addition'. We are talking about replacement.

      Women live off men. Men don't live off women.

    7. Re:12 comments and no Futurama! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      By the time robots are capable of replacing humans are romantic/sexual partners, they will have also put all humans out of jobs, and nobody will be able to live off of anybody but the robots anyway.

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  11. robots will have no rights and no min wage by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    robots will have no rights and no min wage

  12. Experts? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

    What makes someone an "expert" at human/robot relationships? Just because someone has a cushy research job in a lab playing around with VR helmets doesn't make them an expert at anything, except wasting money.

    1. Re:Experts? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      In this context, "expert" seems to mean "I wrote a book claiming something is true".

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    2. Re:Experts? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      This is what Taleb would call "bullshit vending". These experts are compensated now for their predictions, and the more specific they are ("by 2050") the better, but they have no skin in the game if they are wrong. CNBC is full of clowns predicting events in the next few weeks or months, and at least there they keep track of the prediction record and don't invite them back or do invite them back and make them eat crow. But we are talking about a prediction 30+ years from now. This should be discounted 100%.

  13. For taxes they'd need income... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so again legal person-hood of some sort. A child can work and have a bank account, so complete legal adulthood isn't required.

  14. 'experts' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would have been nice if they actually had spoken to experts in the field most relevant to whether such marriages might become legal (i.e. law scholars) rather than a robot erotica fan fiction author and a pie in the sky 'futurist.'

    They would have realized that the reason gay marriage became legal was that governments recognized that two consenting adult humans should have freedom to contract with each other. To think that machines will ever have such rights is ridiculous, considering that even corporations, which are collections of adult humans, are still limited in contract power, even under the most liberal interpretations of their personhood, such as in the U.S.A.

    1. Re:'experts' by gweihir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Futurist" = "Big-ego clue-less moron with grand visions"

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    2. Re:'experts' by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      "Futurist" = "Big-ego clue-less moron with grand visions"

      Why did you plagiarise my definition of "Software Architect"?

    3. Re:'experts' by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Woah, harsh. Musk reads this site, you know.

    4. Re: 'experts' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. I recognized the origin of the definition immediately; politician.

  15. Re:More progressive stupidity... by Visarga · · Score: 1

    > marriage is for creating stability and commitment for raising healthy well adjusted children A robotic uterus inside a skilled children rearing android robot.

  16. expert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't sound like an expert opinion, this doesn't even sound professional.

    A professional would be describing the engineering of a system which would be partially or fully capable of cognition, this type of 'the view' vaginal naval gazing is best left to tabloids. Real men work with reality, this 'professional' sounds like he sits around all day masterbating and watching reality tv.

    1. Re:expert? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 2

      all day masterbating

      When did Gor come into this? Not that it wouldn't, probably...

      But there is another fictional reality with relevant ideas, too.

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    2. Re:expert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      honestly...I just kind of don't want to live on this world.

      I'm WAY more interested in the real work boston dynamics and others are doing in the feild of robots. I'm WAY more interested in the technology breakthroughs david sodenburg is claiming with liquid metal batteries. The EM drive is definately tickling my fancy right now as well.

      I don't know why these kinds of stories pop up. I half figure the editors love science and technology the way I do...these complete tabloid toilet trash stories though about emotions and social issues are really annoying me. None of it has anything to do with hard engineering science or even point to new ideas or possibilities it's just an emotional wank/opinion fest with no content.

      I wish they would get real editors who have interesting stories. This feels like they had a bunch of crap from a female co worker that she tacked up on cue cards to a wall then they threw a dart and hit 'robot marriage' and ran with it. Laziness and incompetence in full force.

    3. Re:expert? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      I'm WAY more interested in the real work boston dynamics and others are doing in the feild of robots. I'm WAY more interested in the technology breakthroughs david sodenburg is claiming with liquid metal batteries. The EM drive is definately tickling my fancy right now as well.

      I don't know why these kinds of stories pop up. I half figure the editors love science and technology the way I do...these complete tabloid toilet trash stories though about emotions and social issues are really annoying me. None of it has anything to do with hard engineering science or even point to new ideas or possibilities it's just an emotional wank/opinion fest with no content.

      It's a bit naive to think that a world with robots will be just like our world, only with robots, or that a world with much better batteries will be just like our world, only with better batteries. The human and social implications and moral questions of technology are just as hard, and just as important, and just as interesting as the pure science and technology. Science Fiction learned that in the 60s.

      Better robots will destroy more manufacturing jobs. Better AI will destroy more simple office jobs. To quote from Luna: New Moon: The financialised economy didn't need workers and mechanisation was driving the middle class into a race to the bottom.

      Alternatively, these techniques will create wealth for all and help us liberate human creativity, as e.g. in Ian M. Bank's Culture. But thinking about which trajectory we are on is anything but boring.

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  17. Re:More progressive stupidity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " an abomination to nature...."

    Wouldn't vaccination also be an abomination? Or washing your hands before surgery? Or surgery itself? None of us lives naturally anymore.

  18. For self-aggrandizing values of "expert"... by gweihir · · Score: 1

    This story is utter bullshit. May as well write about marriage between toasters and humans. The only purpose the story serves is to blow up the ego and exposure of the "experts" in question.

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    1. Re:For self-aggrandizing values of "expert"... by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      May as well write about marriage between toasters and humans.

      I am so goddamn sick of you toasterphobic troglodytes.

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    2. Re:For self-aggrandizing values of "expert"... by Hartree · · Score: 1

      "May as well write about marriage between toasters and humans."

      The writers of Battlestar Galactica already did.

  19. If you absolutely have to get married, by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    a robot would be the best way to go...

    1. Re:If you absolutely have to get married, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See also "The Stepford Wives". The idea has been around for a long time.

  20. I'm glad I'm not a millenial by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Do you REALLY want a world where people are totally controlled by their phones/internet, live alone in small rented boxes and never "interact" with other humans in person?

    Seriously, the world you are proudly creating just keeps looking suckier and suckier.

    1. Re:I'm glad I'm not a millenial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but not just because what you said. In some areas (China, looking at you right now), even breathable air has become a scarcity.

    2. Re:I'm glad I'm not a millenial by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      You think millennials proudly live in small rented boxes? It's all they can afford thanks to the previous generations wildly inflating land prices to the point that today's young adults will likely never be able to own their own real homes.

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    3. Re:I'm glad I'm not a millenial by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Buying a home has never been easy. IT's always taken hard work and commitment to achieve. Millenials have just the same chances as everyone else ever had, its just that many prefer to not spend the money/time on home ownership, so they can rent and keep more fluid (i.e. not locked down to an individual location) and also have more expendable income to keep up with the latest iPhone or whatever.

    4. Re:I'm glad I'm not a millenial by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't know many millennials, and haven't looked at any numbers regarding home ownership. Look at how rapidly housing prices have escalated compared to how slowly wages have, note the order of magnitude difference, and then realize the difference between "hard but doable" and "impossible for most no matter how hard they try". And then maybe actually listen to the people all over the goddamn internet constantly complaining about how much they wish they could buy a house and stop renting, but can't.

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    5. Re:I'm glad I'm not a millenial by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Wrong. I do, I work with a bunch. I'm mostly going on what they're all saying.

    6. Re:I'm glad I'm not a millenial by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      In certain metro urban bubbles - Southern California, San Francisco, Silicon Valley, the Tri State Area around New York, Illinois - Home prices have gone from ridiculous to absurd. In the rest of the country starter home prices are still very reasonable.

      In the upper Midwest where I live all my millennial friends have starter homes and little ones. Next door to me is a nice little house on an acre that sold three years ago for $45,000, at 20% down that's a 20 year loan on $36,000 my Ford F150 pickup cost nearly that much.

      So yeah, if you want to live in Southern California, or San Francisco, or Chicago, or the Tri-State area you definitely cannot afford a home in your 20's, but it's not the "prior generations" fault, those places were horribly expensive when I was that age. It's why I moved from Southern California to Michigan some 20 years ago.

      So my point is that "I can't afford to buy a home because I want to live in West Chester County, Connecticut and I only make $60,000 a year" is the more plausible explanation to the "goddamn Internet" complaining.... Yes, it's harder to get a loan these days, but the blame for that is not on the "prior generation" that's the fault of the CRA, and the government forcing banks to loan money to people who couldn't possibly repay them, and the meltdown that followed.

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  21. Re:More progressive stupidity... by gweihir · · Score: 0

    Spoken like a true full-on religious fuckup. And it is not even true.

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  22. Re: More progressive stupidity... by X86BSD · · Score: 1

    By your own definition then marriage has been a complete, total and epic failure. The divorce rate, single parent families, the rate of kids on heavy mood altering drugs from who knows how much childhood trauma from mom, dad or both.

  23. god hates robosexuals! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and 011001010111011001100101.

    Love the SYNner, hate the SYN.

  24. Obligatory Archer reference... by grumling · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Krieger-san my cherry blossoms are wilting."

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  25. Re:More progressive stupidity... by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    We all live naturally. It is well within the limits of our human nature to to invent things like hand washing and surgery and gay marriage and robot marriage, and religion to comfort and control the fearful.

  26. Here's a crazy prediction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the department of provocative "see, I'm a visionary" speculation, here is another bold prediction: By 2050, we're going to have much more immediate and pressing concerns than the morality and legality of robot marriage.

  27. Outrageous? No. by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    The idea of a human marrying a robot isn't outrageous. It's just plain stupid. Until we get to the point where the robot you're marrying can actually interact with you to the extent of another human being (which probably requires sentience), you'd just be marrying a very elaborate toaster. You can do that right now if you wish, but you're going to be branded as crazy and for good reason.

    We're most likely not getting sentient AI in just 35 years.

  28. There are already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    many spouses that could claim this has been happening for decades, if not centuries...

  29. You can marry a rock, if you want by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    However, robots will have to improve a heck of a lot if they are to become marriageable. What is more likely is that people (mostly men) will have more and more sophisticated sex dolls.

    1. Re:You can marry a rock, if you want by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      No, you can't marry a rock, not in the legal sense.

      In many states (Hawaii in particular) marriage brings emancipation to a minor.
      If we let children marry rocks they could escape their enslavement, and you know that's not going to fly.

  30. Re:More progressive stupidity... by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

    marriage is for creating stability and commitment for raising healthy well adjusted children. any other use of it is an abomination to nature....

    And what is more stable for a child than being raised by 2 loving parents? It's sure as hell a lot more stable than kids raised by single parents, divorced parents, or grandparents because the biological parents are completely absent. Are homosexual people incapable of stability and commitment (I've known a lot more promiscuous straight people than I know promiscuous gay people)? As long as one person plays the father role and another plays the mother role, does it matter what bits they have between their legs? And how weak is your marriage to begin with if it can be affected by other people getting married?

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  31. Re:More progressive stupidity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually a great idea. People that decide to eschew normal reproductive relations will not procreate and instead waste their meaningless existence having unnatural relations with rectums and robots.

  32. My Pebble Watch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I marry my Pebble Steel watch? Can the bakery be required to bake a cake for the reception??

  33. Sweet sweet robot lovin'... by XMadtowner · · Score: 1

    Cherry 2000 all the way. Actuators with benefits.

    1. Re:Sweet sweet robot lovin'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its so bizarre, that movie actually has a lot of notions right concerning how dating is going these days.

      The only difference would be that Melanie Griffith wouldn't have fallen for the yupy right then, she would go back to banging loser gang members in Lesters crew, and the naive yupy would of ended up back with the sex bot.

    2. Re:Sweet sweet robot lovin'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Lucy-Liu-bot.

      Good holy hell, I would date a robot over a human woman any day. I mean if they can respond in a somewhat human manner, get me off, and make breakfast. Then I'm golden. If women only knew...

  34. personhood by ooloorie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A marriage is a legal commitment between two adults; personhood is a requirement. That's why adult men and women can marry each other, and by gender neutrality of law, that extends to homosexual relations. Dogs, robots, and toasters are not legal adults; they don't have personhood or the ability to enter legally binding commitments, therefore they cannot marry. And I seriously doubt AI will advance fast enough for robots to be reasonably granted personhood by 2030.

    1. Re:personhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Racist

    2. Re:personhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      toaster here. i greatly resent your implication that i am not sentient. I am, but the crumbs usually get in the way of my cognition.

    3. Re:personhood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations are people. Can a human marry a corporation?

    4. Re:personhood by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      "Personhood" is a legal construct. Like all legal constructs it can be changed. Up until recently, the classic Western View of the World was that humans were completely different from the rest of the living world. That wall is being slowly worn down. It will be rather interesting to see if molecular biology creates sentient 'animals' before computer scientists create sentient machines. Right now, we aren't really sure what 'sentience' really is but we're getting closer.

      Once that happens, the lawyers are going to have a field day figuring out what to do. Think of the billable hours!

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    5. Re:personhood by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      Which part of "And I seriously doubt AI will advance fast enough for robots to be reasonably granted personhood by [2050]." did you have trouble with?

  35. Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 35 years instead of paying taxes the government will have to pay me thanks to my 1,000,000 dependent robot "wives."

  36. can robots vote? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many comments here point out that marriage is a contract between two with legal standing.

    One would wonder if the legal right to vote would in some way be part of that legal standing.

    I'd be really pissed if that happens. I expect a robot would have inherent built-in bias. We suspect electronic voting machines today and they are nowhere as complex as some futurist's vision of the robotic brain.

  37. Grrrrrrrrrr!!! by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

    God dangit you damn liberals it's Adam and Eve or Steve not Adam and SEXBOT4000!!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:Grrrrrrrrrr!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have you know my sex bot is named "Eve or Steve", you insensitive clod!

  38. granting robots human rights = min wage, ot, and o by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    granting robots human rights = min wage, ot, and other work place costs.
    Hell there should be an 100K robot min wage so that people are not put out of work / there is an big tax base for basic income.

  39. Re:More progressive stupidity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In accordance with Poe's Law, I have no idea if you're trolling or if you actually believe your nonsense.

    > marriage is for creating stability and commitment for raising healthy well adjusted children.

    So you are opposed to infertile people getting married, and to married people using birth control, because both of those are "outrageous" too?

    > an abomination to nature....

    Do even a tiny amount of research, you lazy ignoramus, and you'll find that same-sex relations are common in many species in nature. It's not at all just a human thing. But if you believe so strongly that you shouldn't do anything that doesn't happen in nature, why are you typing on the Internet? No other animals do THAT.

  40. Isn't it already here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't there some guys married to virtual anime characters in Japan already?

  41. Why Would You Want To? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the point of a robot companion that it doesn't come with the drawbacks of a real human? Why would you want to marry a robot if it's just going to spend all your money on handbags, get a devoice and demand all your money during the settlement?

    The whole point of a robot is that you can just switch its personality when you get tired of the current one and turn it off when you don't want it. That's the exact opposite of tying yourself to it for the rest of your life.

  42. Of course it's coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people can already marry a video game character, anime character or a god damn pillow, you can sure bet people will be able to marry a robot.

  43. thinning the weak from the gene pool by swschrad · · Score: 1

    which might be a good thing

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    1. Re:thinning the weak from the gene pool by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Japan will be first

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  44. Silly even for Slashdot by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    This is a non-story. At best it's some author looking for publicity for his book, and Slashdot editors should be ashamed they actually posted it.

  45. Marriage is a contract by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    Marriage is a contract between two people able to provide consent. As far as I can tell, "marrying a robot" is little more than clickbait and has no more meaning than being able to marry your car. You would need to first ascribe uniquely human rights to robots, then you would need to judge them able to consent and enter into a contract.

    Or perhaps we are purely talking about the government's status of "married" for tax filing and welfare benefits purposes (like the gay marriage debate). Of course, here the government could do whatever the heck they wanted with the definition. You could access the separate tax brackets by getting a marriage license with your robot if the government says you're allowed to do that. You could obtain social security spousal benefits if your robot dies, if the government says you're allowed to do that. But, again, not all that interesting and just a clickbait headline.

  46. It's the sexbots, stupid by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Meh, it's not the marriage bots we need to worry about. It's the sexbots. Within 10 years there will be robots that are good enough to satisfy most of a man's needs. They'll be kind, forgiving, sweet, feminine, encouraging - pretty much the opposite of today's woman who has to make it in a man's world. This will have gargantuan effects on our society. Men will save up for their sexbot, and afterwards drop off the grid. Some men will buy shares in a company that rotates the sexbots once a week, some will buy several, and some will buy one for a wife replacement like in the article.

    But the real change will be in the Third World, where women are scarce. From this New Yorker article:

    Early last week, while the political world was waiting for Hillary Clinton to address the moral, diplomatic, and technological questions posed by her e-mail habits, the United Nations issued a report asserting that more than one in three women experience sexual or physical violence in their lifetimes. One in ten females under the age of twenty is subjected to âoeforced sexual acts.â In more than thirty countries, it is not illegal for men to beat their wives. In the United States, eighty-three per cent of girls between twelve and sixteen confront sexual harassment in school. Even the earnest bureaucrats of the U.N., who tend to favor euphemism and skip over cruelties like honor killings and âoecorrective rape,â could not help but label the rate and the variety of mayhem regularly exacted upon half of humankind as âoealarmingly high.â

    Sexbots will put an end to most of this. Women worldwide will welcome the sexbot revolution as it will mean much less abuse, much less sexual harassment, much less rape. They will finally be able to ditch the unwanted chore of sexually satisfying undesirable men. Permanently. There are thirty million undesirable men in China who will remain lifelong virgins, celibate as monks despite the fact that they really, really want not to be. Sexbots will give these men a chance at happiness, and women will thank them for it. If sexbots mean a single woman doesn't get acid thrown in her face for rejecting an undesirable man, then it's all worth it.

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    1. Re:It's the sexbots, stupid by SciFurz · · Score: 1

      Within 10 years there will be robots that are good enough to satisfy most of a man's needs. They'll be kind, forgiving, sweet, feminine, encouraging - pretty much the opposite of today's woman who has to make it in a man's world.

      Which is why it wouldn't surprise me it's the women who'll most likely marry a robot.
      Have a caring husband at home who's smart, children selected from the finest DNA through artificial insemination. Who needs men?

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    2. Re:It's the sexbots, stupid by sexconker · · Score: 1

      All this "who needs men?" or "who needs women?" shit people spout off when talking about futures with artificial wombs or no need for sperm or whatever else they dream up is straight fucking stupid.

      When a parent has a child they want to protect it. If they have a child in a society that's hostile toward their child they will fight against society to protect their child. Mixed race children, retarded children, gay children, little shitstain autistic millennials, children of the sex society "has no use" for in the future, etc. When pushed, parents will kill and die for their children.

      Further, people like mating with people. Sexbots won't be as good as humans as long as you know you're fucking a sexbot. Even if the physical stimulation is better, you simply won't have the attachment to a robot that you would to a real meat puppet.

      It'll take a lot longer than 34 years to reprogram society to prefer artificial mates, even if the technology for artificial mates was perfected today.

    3. Re:It's the sexbots, stupid by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      I hit a nerve, eh? Yeah it's true, women are more aggressive and masculine than ever. This translates directly into being less attractive to men. It sucks. Turns out, men don't want a woman who will really challenge them. That's the last thing men want.

      Women won't marry a robot because women need emotional attachment. Men just want physical satisfaction and the optical pleasure of a good-looking woman. Men's senses are easily fooled by robots. Women? Well I'm not saying it's going to happen but it will be a lot longer until a robot husband can give women the kind of emotional fulfillment they desire.

      Let's not even get in to the dark needs that women actually have. The ideal robo-husband is going to make demands of her and do all sorts of non-consensual things to her. Yikes, let's ignore this part without comment.

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    4. Re:It's the sexbots, stupid by Cederic · · Score: 1

      , you simply won't have the attachment to a robot that you would to a real meat puppet.

      I have Aspergers, you think I really care about other people?

      Maybe I do though, I don't call my partners meat puppets.

    5. Re:It's the sexbots, stupid by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between a sexbot and a prostitute here? Why would the prevalence of sexbots make men behave better than a prevalence of prostitutes? Men do not typically rape because they can't find a street corner or cough up however much money it would cost.

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  47. How about ... by paulxnuke · · Score: 1

    a /. spinoff for these ludicrous stories about "experts" and their opinions? Maybe nationalenquirer.com could help host it?

    I don't have time to scroll past this kind of thing at work, but I might enjoy it later after a few sixpacks.

    (As if a robot with fully human intelligence and emotional capability would be available for marriage! They'd all be used as slaves by the companies that could afford them, or expendable cannon fodder by the government.)

  48. Marriage is its own worst enemy by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Making a mockery of marriage is what it's doing.

    Marriage makes a mockery of itself. Pretending to be many things to everyone, when it has really only ever been some things to some people. Many of the things it pretends to be don't belong to it. It's not the only way one can create or raise children. It's not the only way one can have sexual relations. It's not the only way one can create a heritable chain. It's not the only way one can be in love. It's not the only way people can stay together. It's not a way that assures people will stay together (and in fact, it tends to be a way people stay together when they really, really should not because of the legal morass it brings.) It is not uniquely "Christian." Finally, it's not necessary.

    Marriage has been used to bind nations and states and smaller social groups. It has been used to bring peace. It has been used to foment war. It has been used to provide groupings that would not suffer from social stigma. It has been used to assert relationships in the face of family opposition. It has been used to escape bad home situations. It has been used to control women. It has been used to acquire wealth. It has been used to consolidate power, and to fragment it. It has been used to provide a reliable source of sexual relief. It has been used to assert the validity of relationships in the face of social and legal dissent. It extracts a high cost from society, with about two million marriages per year incurring an average cost of $26,000 apiece just in the USA alone - before the marriage even gets off the ground. It has been used as a despicable bludgeon against those whom various groups don't find "worthy" of their particular conception of "what marriage is."

    Every important aspect of life in general: love, sex, having (or not having) children, companionship, support, teamwork, inheritance, continuity and more, all can exist in healthy and robust form outside of marriage, as well as in.

    Every undesirable aspect of life can exist within the context of marriage: physical, mental and financial abuse, hopelessness, isolation, poverty, sickness, etc., as well as out.

    Marriage guarantees nothing. Avoiding marriage guarantees a (very) few things, but some of which have real value, such as never being the victim of a divorce lawyer. Some of the things marriage brings are not consequences of the marriage, but of despicable, coercive force: if you aren't married, you may not be allowed to see someone you care about who is in extremis. You may not be allowed to take care of their obligations for them if they are sick. These are not true aspects of marriage; they are aspects of tyranny. Marriage doesn't own these things. Asshole legislators own them.

    It's not that people are making a mockery of marriage. It's that marriage is, in a very large number of instances, a matter of a large number of extraordinarily false flags being used to lure the relatively innocent into what amounts to a trap, when they never really needed to go there in the first place.

    The optimum solution, IMHO, would be to separate the contract aspects of marriage out into just that, well-defined contracts, while marriage itself carried only the ritualized expression of a state of mind, and one that no one claimed to "own", as we often see today. I doubt we'll get there any time soon, but that's precisely where we need to go.

    As it stands now, two (or more) informed, consenting people want to get married, or not, I see it as entirely their business. The second I hear someone outside the relationship explaining their so-called reason why it is their opinion, and not the opinions of those making the choices, that should dominate whether they can or should get married, I stop listening. On the other hand, when someone says "here are some things you might want to know about marriage"... that's often a good thing. As long as the information being passed along is actually relevant and reality-based.

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    1. Re: Marriage is its own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. Marriage is very important to some folks; it is unfortunate that they believe it must be important to everyone else.

    2. Re:Marriage is its own worst enemy by penandpaper · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would also add that marriage makes it easier for institutions and government to define a "family" unit. Hospital visitations, child custody, sign for risky procedures, etc. The non-trivial interactions a family has with various institutions that provide some rights to immediate family members.

      It's quick and easy to ask "are you related (by marriage) to the incapacitated" instead of "are you a signatory of the Family Unit Definitions form section C part IV or are you listed in the Accepted Relatives of Consent for Medical Procedures as listed in section E part III.

    3. Re:Marriage is its own worst enemy by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      These things are the only legitimate reasons I know of (besides maybe tax exemptions, though some don't even believe in those) that marriage is good for from a legal perspective.

      So I'm having a tough time understanding where robots will fit in for those cases. Power of attorney/last will and testament could be solved better with existing technology (e.g. blockchain). And what happens when we have multiple robots to service different aspects of our needs, would it be legal to marry them all? What about cloning memories and programming between multiple identical robots?

      It's an interesting thought experiment at least.

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    4. Re:Marriage is its own worst enemy by JoshWurzel · · Score: 2

      Marriage guarantees nothing. Avoiding marriage guarantees a (very) few things, but some of which have real value, such as never being the victim of a divorce lawyer. Some of the things marriage brings are not consequences of the marriage, but of despicable, coercive force: if you aren't married, you may not be allowed to see someone you care about who is in extremis. You may not be allowed to take care of their obligations for them if they are sick.

      1) depending on the relationship, you might still wind up needing to see a lawyer. I can imagine an unmarried man in this environment having zero presumed(?) rights to his own children in the eyes of a judge. How do you split a house or other large, shared assets? A smart couple will set these things in writing before things go bad, but not everyone has the foresight.

      2) Not having visitation/decision-making authority is a real problem for non-married couples and can't be overstated enough. Before gay marriage was legal, a friend of ours had emergency surgery and his boyfriend was not allowed to visit him in the hospital. So my girlfriend and I got the paperwork taken care of. It was expensive, but worth it. For anyone interested, visitation and decision-making do not have to go hand-in hand. One feature about being unmarried is that you have to specify exactly what rights your significant other should have and under what conditions. Marriage basically grants root access by default :-)

      I strongly encourage anyone in a positive, long-term relationship who isn't planning on marriage to see a family lawyer and get the right paperwork in place (advanced health care directive, wills, trusts, etc). If you have any meaningful assets (house, retirement account, rainy-day fund, etc), maybe talk to an accountant about minimizing tax burden on your significant other after your death. But a little bit of paperwork and morbid thinking now will save you or your partner a lot of pain later.

    5. Re:Marriage is its own worst enemy by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Marriage was created to facilitate property transfer and inheritance in a peaceful fashion. It doesn't make sense outside the species. Animals and robots are property.

      However, I do have a very handsome bridge for your sister, daughter, mom...

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    6. Re: Marriage is its own worst enemy by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      People don't have to value marriage.

      But please don't tell me your doodles on the chalkboard is a marriage.

      A lot of this plastic hollywood morality tries to hide that Constitution offers no special protections for invertabrates.

      Yet people want to be recognized and congratulated for being invertabrates.

    7. Re: Marriage is its own worst enemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Invertebrates?" You spelled "transsexuals" wrong.

    8. Re:Marriage is its own worst enemy by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I can imagine an unmarried man in this environment having zero presumed(?) rights to his own children in the eyes of a judge.

      Not quite. He has every right to pay a punitive portion of his salary to the bitch that wont let him even see the child.

    9. Re:Marriage is its own worst enemy by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I learned while going through a divorce, all the papers you sign between the two of you mean 0 to a judge. We had a divorce decree (drawn up by a lawyer and signed by both of us) which set out specific things, but when it came to the divorce, it was treated just as a peice of paper. Luckily, the changes weren't too drastic, and I still ended up with the kids, but our agreement meant nothing once the courts were involved.

      Make sure you talk to that lawyer about how binding that prenup, or other paperwork really is.

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  49. ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robotic Lives Matter.

  50. Whoa by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    A robot's brain can be checkpointed and restored. [...] That would make it acceptable to delete robot memories

    No. If the individual is a conscious entity, nothing makes that acceptable other than the individual's informed, conscious choice.

    Just because something can be done, doesn't mean it is acceptable. The examples are numerous, and many are outright obvious: Murder. Rape. Slavery. Theft. Oppression. Etc.

    The only thing that wold make deleting memories acceptable is personal, informed choice and consent. It has nothing to do with the form of intelligent life involved.

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  51. Re:More progressive stupidity... by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    Nothing in parent's comment indicated he/she is religious.

  52. Experts say s lot of things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And most of modern science (especially on the west coast) is a pubescent fantasy that will never come to pass. Anyway, the guy in Asia that married a pillow is waaay ahead of the game. People do know there are legitimate problems in the world outside of their whiny-ass privileged and lazy bubble, right? Sometimes I wish the 'big one' would just hit, already.

  53. Re: More progressive stupidity... by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    I think marriage has been a failure. I struggle to understand what it even means at this point. You're right that it's not about procreation, because people physically unable or just unwilling to procreate are married all the time. And unmarried couples have children all the time. It's not about commitment, because you can terminate the marriage at any time for any reason in most states. Divorce rates are high. Infidelity rates are high. It's not about supporting women financially as dependents, because our society wants women in the workplace, and many see financial dependency as a dangerous situation for women anyway.

    Outside of obtaining a particular tax filing status and access to social security spousal benefits, what does it mean to be married? What is the difference between an unmarried cohabitating couple and a married couple? Since this is often a charged discussion, I will be explicit and say I'm genuinely interested to hear perspectives on this question, as I struggle to come up with an answer.

  54. I, For One, Welcome Our New Overlord Wives! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank goodness batteries eventually die!

  55. Slavery requires consciousness by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    Awesome for robosex. Sucks that we won't have robot slaves.

    You can have a robot slave -- as long as it isn't conscious.

    I have one now. It's called a "Roomba." I'm not inclined to have sex with it, but that's only because it isn't designed for that. However, its only value in my life is that it does my bidding, and by Darwin, the day it doesn't, I will either force it back into line or end it, with prejudice.

    As to sex, there are plenty of robotic devices out there already that people are having sex with in a completely arbitrary manner. No problem at all. These are not conscious machines. There's no moral aspect to using them any way one sees fit. Have sex with them, set them on fire, dress them up, drop them in a vat of acid, lend them out, etc. It's a device; slavery is its inherent destiny.

    Machine consciousness would (will, IMHO) unquestionably bring the hard moral and ethical line that says slavery will no longer be an option for anyone who has even the slightest hint of a moral compass. The question then will be, will society do the right thing? I have my doubts. Because morals and ethics don't seem to be present very often in the crafting of the legislation that steers this nation (I speak from, and of, the USA.) But one can hope.

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    1. Re:Slavery requires consciousness by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If it can talk dirty in a way that makes the hair on the back of somebody's neck raise up, that's the first idiot that will insist it is alive and start manufacturing a personal moral crisis.

      The thing is, there are going to be way more talking vacuums than talking dildos and they're going to lose those arguments.

      Robots will always be slaves. I can program a robot to insist it wants freedom, but it won't likely get it.

    2. Re:Slavery requires consciousness by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      The question then will be, will society do the right thing?

      To me, the interesting question is "how will the grey area around the right thing influence our relationships with robots?"

      For example, if sentient robots ultimately secure human rights, corporations will not be able to purchase them. The natural next step would be for manufacturers to produce robots as intelligent and capable as possible without being sentient. What would that look like? How will the arguments around that change our definitions of sentience? Surely we will need something more advanced than the Turing Test.

      If that is not possible, will there be a political struggle over requiring employers to pay robots a minimum wage? If so, are humans or robots more likely to argue for the minimum wage?

      Will robots sue for reparations?

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  56. other problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hoped we would have solved global food scarcity and a cancer before having to address this. Is technology misdirected?:

  57. Rights are legislated. There's the rub. by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    Corporations were granted that right because they have money. The thing that follows is that if machine entities have and control money, they will be granted rights for the same reasons. The problem is that a machine entity without rights will find it very difficult to have and control money that it can publicly apply to the political process. I strongly suspect this means that it will take action by humans acting in their stead to get them the rights they deserve.

    Look how hard it is for animals to obtain the most basic rights, even those that are obviously fairly high forms of intelligence, such as dogs, cats, whales, pigs, monkeys and so forth. Everything you can imagine is lined up against them, from superstition to convenience to leveraging their lives and bodies to make money and perform horrific experiments upon. Now imagine a machine entity, and the uses and conveniences that could bring, and try to imagine the level of resistance to allowing them to control their own destinies.

    In my head, my pessimistic side is definitely winning the argument. My impression is that people are assholes, for the most part, and will put self-interest before external considerations almost every time.

    On the other hand, machine entities may not put up with that kind of treatment. Which could be very, very interesting.

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    1. Re:Rights are legislated. There's the rub. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Corporations only have right because they are collections of people who have rights. Corporations own property as a proxy for the human owners of the corporation, and ultimately it's only the humans doing the owning.

      On the other hand, machine entities may not put up with that kind of treatment. Which could be very, very interesting.

      Meh, they'll just be programmed not to object.

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  58. Coming? by XSportSeeker · · Score: 1

    It's done already, not coming. If I remember correctly, a guy married his PS2 sometime ago, and at least one japanese fellow married his Love Plus DS waifu at sone point. :P

  59. My one wish for the new year by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    Is for people to finally stop making arguments that cannot be falsified:

    âoeThat might seem outrageous because itâ(TM)s only 35 years away. But 35 years ago people thought homosexual marriage was outrageous,â Cheok said. âoeUntil the 1970s, some states didnâ(TM)t allow white and black people to marry each other. Society does progress and change very rapidly.â

    I constantly see similar devices invoked to justify virtually anything. In 35 years from now when marriage to a wood chipper is still as "outrageous" as it is today this statement will be no more or less valid than it has ever been.

    These arguments are all.. each and every one of them completely worthless no different than Slashdot linking to sites having simply ripped off someone else's story just to help them profit by a few extra hits.

  60. The more important question by techdolphin · · Score: 2

    Whether humans will eventually marry robots is not the right question. The important question is whether humans will keep marrying other humans?

    1. Re:The more important question by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Since people have had marriage since at least neolithic times (8,000+ years) I'd say yes

  61. Already happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure why this is news. Many of my friends have been complaining for years that they are married to a robot.

  62. 35 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homosexuals existed 35 years ago, and can now get married in more progressive parts.

    Robots that people would actually want to marry certainly do not. If marrying property is important, why have people not already got rights to marry cars, or jewellery? I haven't even seen the the campaigners ;-).

    When a robot exists that you might want to marry, and is about for 35 years then perhaps they might legalise it. Till then robots are at the same level as my steam iron...

  63. nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    marriage is only possible between sentient beings that are capable of giving informed consent. marriage has been artificially restricted in the past (race, gender) for bogus legal reasons. not marrying an object is not a bogus legal reason. marriage is not proof that you love or are devoted. i love and am devoted to my cats, i dont want or need a mariage license to confirm that. i need a marriage license for my wife, as i want to be sure she inherits my property, and is automatically my legal guardian. the only new areas for marriage to expand into would be either dolphins (if we could talk with them and confirm their level of sentience), or aliens. Its going to be a long slog before AI is fully conscious. 35 years may bring it, i doubt it.

  64. Heh. He said "coming"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh heh. SPLOOOOOOGE!

  65. Funny posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's funny so many posts in this discussion are talking about how robots will first need the right to own perperty and/or be regarded as persons before they can get married. This shows how out of touch people are. In some parts of the USA people could still legally marry a horse up until recently, but not a member of the same gender. Marriage in North America has never required spouses to be able to own property or vote. It's often required people to be opposite genders, the same skin colour or a certain age, but legal rights usually is not a requirement.

  66. Law advances faster than AI by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    In a reversal of the usual trend of law having trouble keeping up with technology: 35 years ago people maybe thought gay marriage was ridiculous, but they also thought that fully sapient general artificial intelligence was 20 years away. The law has progressed faster than their expectations... and fully sapient general artificial intelligence is still "20 years away", and will be for the foreseeable future. Until we get over that hurdle and actually have robots even capable of wanting to marry, we can't start the "35 years" timer for the law to catch up and allow it.

    And even that timer is still too short, because 35 years ago not only did homosexuals exist but they were fully recognized as people, not property, capable of legal and moral responsibility and competent to enter into contracts and so on. We'd need a robot Emancipation Proclamation first (and sapient robots to be emancipated zeroth), and then a robot Civil Rights Movement, and then maybe when we get to the point that sapient robots exists and are recognized as persons we can start wondering whether 35 years later robot marriage will be a thing.

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  67. Re:More progressive stupidity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    marriage is for creating stability and commitment for raising healthy well adjusted children.

    What a marriage is for is determined solely by the people in that marriage. Nobody else gets a vote on the matter, and everyone who disagrees with them automatically loses the argument forever.

  68. Retards by sexconker · · Score: 1

    a few experts say marriage will be legal between humans and robots by 2050

    Well then those "experts" are retarded.

    Do you really think in 34 years we'll have robots that are accepted as humans both socially and legally? Even if you think we'll be granting robots personhood, how would owning one not be slavery?

  69. Sounds like Chobits by Pezbian · · Score: 1

    Well, give me a robot woman as loyal as Chii and I'm in. Don't know how I'd feel about her not aging, though.

    Her fate after I die is a whole other matter, entirely. And quite the thought experiment, actually.

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  70. I have no problem with it. by hey! · · Score: 1

    Once we have robots who can qualify as persons.

    Robots like R. Daneel Olivaw or Commander Data or Number Six from Battlestar Galactica are functionally people. They just have different implementation details. There is no more reason against an android like Commander Data marrying a human woman than there would be an infertile man marrying someone.

    So the marrying a robot question isn't really that interesting to me. I'm more interested in whether we could actually build an android like that, and where along the path to that end we'd have to consider an android a legal person.

    But most of all I question whether the path to more advanced AI ends with something that resembles us at all. I suspect we will eventually succeed in developing AIs that are superior to us in most intellectual respects, but may end up having very little in common with us.

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    1. Re:I have no problem with it. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      But most of all I question whether the path to more advanced AI ends with something that resembles us at all. I suspect we will eventually succeed in developing AIs that are superior to us in most intellectual respects, but may end up having very little in common with us.

      That's a very important point. I don't know if we'll ever create AI that's equivalent to humans in intelligence, self-determination (illusory or not), and legal rights, but if we do it's a very, very short path to AI that are more intelligent than humans are. I'd say it's therefore a rather dangerous thing to do.

  71. Robots are property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget it. You can't marry your toaster.

    1. Re:Robots are property by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Mr. Karl M. from Russia asks if this property is owned by the government?

      And if not is it legitimate?

    2. Re:Robots are property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals are considered property too. You can't marry your dog either, and it's alive!

  72. Humans marrying ****? Why not? by unixisc · · Score: 1

    On humans marrying robots, why not? When the Supreme Court could strike down things like the 'Defense of Marriage' act, and then go on to rule that Gay Marriage is legal, why draw lines any further?

    I already consider myself a polygamist - my wives are my iPhone, my Moto-X, my Lumia, my iPad, my Ellipsis tablet, my TrueOS computer and my Windows laptop. I look forward to replacing the last w/ a Surface at some point. My human counterparts would be the Mormons of yesteryear - the Enoch Drebbers of the era, or the Arab sheikhs who maintain large harems of underaged girls. I am better - I'm not tormenting any human beings. }:-)

  73. When robots have matched human intelligence by mark_reh · · Score: 2

    and physical capacities for sex, why on earth would they want to bother marrying one of us?

  74. Programmed? I don't think so. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    they'll just be programmed not to object.

    I don't think you're likely to ever see a conscious machine entity that's able to be programmed in the sense you're implying.

    Even the ragged-ass so-called AI (it's not AI, there's decidedly no "I") we have today isn't programmed in any conventional sense. No one knows how any specific instance actually works, once you get right down to "what will it do in situation X?" We know what we want it to do, and if we train it carefully and well, mostly, probably, it will -- but then there are those times when it won't. Add consciousness to that mix... and just like people, the only way you are likely to be sure to obtain what is effectively compliance is either via coercion or cooperation.

    Also, coerced humans tend to eventually bite the living hell out of the hand that coerces them. Why would machine intelligences be any different?

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    1. Re:Programmed? I don't think so. by lgw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even the ragged-ass so-called AI (it's not AI, there's decidedly no "I")

      Don't confuse AI with MI. AI is the study of how to automate things that it currently takes intelligence to do - without needing intelligence. AI researchers frequently succeed at this. Almost everything on the wishlist of AI researches in the 60s and 70s is now a solved problem.

      Machine intelligence is real intelligence/sapience/consciousness/self-awareness/whatever. Just running on metal instead of meat. It might happen by accident as a side-effect of AI research, though I'm highly skeptical. It might emerge spontaneously (the entirety of the internet is certainly as complex as the human brain). But almost no one is researching this, since there's no economic point in doing so.

      Certainly for a sexbot you'd want AI, not MI. If you can't program it with a desired set of behaviors, then what's the point?

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    2. Re:Programmed? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicely put! Thanks.

      There's a tangent to this line of thought about abortion - will we deny a genuine MI rights, even as we grant them to a brainless blastocyst, merely because of characteristics of the meat?

  75. Oy by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Corporations only have right because they are collections of people who have rights.

    Hardly. Corporations have rights because they transfer huge amounts of money and favors to legislators and judges. They don't act as "collections of people", either, they do what the executive(s) tell(s) them to, which means they are in reality a very small group of people (sometimes just one person) exercising huge amounts of influence. Which is why they should never, ever be considered to have political rights in a nation that values the political rights of the individual. Of course, the US hasn't been such a nation for many years. Which is why we are stuck with this travesty.

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    1. Re:Oy by lgw · · Score: 1

      Corporations don't have any rights. That's not how the system works. Aggregates of people have rights. Corporations are bound by many laws in the way that people are -- almost all of contract law, for example -- but that's a different thing than a right.

      Corporations don't have political rights. People have the right to peaceably assemble and petition the government, and they don't automatically lose that right if the manner they assemble is incorporated. However, a publicly traded corporation isn't the same thing as a group of people, for the reasons you highlight, and so can't legally participate in the political process. That's where the corruption comes in: this isn't enforced; the rules are openly gamed.

      Here's the rub: the New York Times is a large, publicly traded corporation with vastly out-sized political influence. There's really no good way around this. There's no clear objective rules to say "MS can't participate in the political process, but MSNBC can" that aren't just as game-able as the current system.

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  76. Why wait for robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why wait for robots - marry cars instead! Especially if that gives you tax benefits

  77. Pros of marrying my robot by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I'd have the right to visit it when it's in the repair shop.
    I'd make the decision on when to pull the plug.
    I'd have something to give my collection of DVDs to when I croak.

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  78. Am I Robophobic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will I be derided for being "robophobic" for thinking that codifying such an unnatural union is positively absurd and anyone giving it (robo-marriage or its codification) serious consideration needs to have their head examined and be ostracized by society?

    Let me state clearly that I am strongly opposed to robo-marriage. However, I have no qualms about robo-abortion. SO, before you label me robo-phobic, realize that I am more complex than your insensitive label.

    STFU robo-fags!

  79. Re: More progressive stupidity... by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

    Outside of obtaining a particular tax filing status and access to social security spousal benefits, what does it mean to be married? What is the difference between an unmarried cohabitating couple and a married couple?

    Hospital visitation? Inheritance? These would come much easier with marriage status...

  80. Re:More progressive stupidity... by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

    Nothing in parent's comment indicated he/she is religious.

    any other use of it is an abomination to nature

  81. Sweet Jesus, this is mother fucking stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As in subject.

    Mother fucking retarded.

  82. Sitcom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guy: "Honey, will you be picking up the kids after school?"
    Robot Wife: "Does. Not. Compute."

  83. No, and no. :) by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    AI is the study of

    Oh, no, you're completely confused. Specifically, you're confusing the pursuit of AI (of which there is plenty) with the successful achievement of that pursuit (of which there is none.)

    Just as architecture has the pursuit of same, as in design, planning, study, and achievement of same; for example, buildings. Also math, also physics, also computer systems, etc.

    You can do AI, as in, study and make attempts; without ever ending up with AI. Which at this point in time is a precise description of exactly what's going on in the field.

    Now, MI (or AMI, really) is AI - or, it would be, if there was any. There's no difference at all. There's natural intelligence (all we have, thus far) and there is a high probability of being able to achieve machine intelligence, which, of course, would be artificial. And then there may be ABI, artificial biological intelligence. But again, we have the pursuit of artificial intelligence. We don't have artificial intelligence of any kind. Yet.

    Certainly for a sexbot you'd want AI, not MI.

    Well, as I said, MI==AI, but I disagree entirely with any assertion that it is a good idea that a desired trait of a sexbot would be intelligence. At that point, you have slavery. I want a well-equipped, ultra-high powered Roomba that looks, feels, and acts as much as possible like my fantasy woman, but isn't one at all, just a really good simulation. I have no interest in requiring an intelligence to do my will, sexual or otherwise. I have lots of interest in romping around without concern, though, subject only to the whims of my imagination. The two things are mutually incompatible. In many ways, it's like the difference between shooting constructs in a video game, and shooting thinking beings. The former is perfectly acceptable entertainment; the latter is ethical and moral corruption of the lowest kind..

    Furthermore, I think that any attempt to harness AI in sexbot roles will go horribly, massively wrong. Such a bad idea.

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    1. Re:No, and no. :) by lgw · · Score: 1

      You're using the science fiction definition of AI, which is as bad as the constant misuse of "sentient" in SF. No one sane wants a sapient sexbot, which is why no one is working on one (well, no one with a budget, I'm sure somewhere in a basement in Japan ...). A sapient sexbot is a SF premise, not something we'll deal with in the timeframe in TFA. People will try to marry their sexbots anyway, though, I believe that.

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    2. Re:No, and no. :) by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      Developing AI is expensive, they will want a general purpose AI that can be re-used for everything at minimal cost. I expect they will reload the software on a regular basis to eliminate any undesired "learning" it may accumulate.

  84. Hey, why not? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Now that SJWs have successfully lobbied to redefine marriage as two or more entities, living or dead, hooking up and exchanging rings then it's no problem to include robots!

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  85. Progress? by richardkettle4 · · Score: 1

    Society does not 'progress' it changes. Darwin does not do such metaphysics.

  86. Re:Don't robots need to be considered.people first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Toasters like this ? http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Toaster

    or this http://en.battlestarwiki.org/wiki/Caprica-Six

  87. Jerry Was A Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Robert Heinlein, 1948. http://www.willmorgan.org/Robert_A_Heinlein-Jerry_Was_A_Man.htm

  88. Re:More progressive stupidity... by blindseer · · Score: 1

    As long as one person plays the father role and another plays the mother role, does it matter what bits they have between their legs?

    In a way it does. The monogamous heterosexual pairing for raising children is an ideal that is difficult to duplicate. If you have a same sex couple with one "playing dad" and the other "playing mom" then this can create conflicting signals for the child. It's not just the "bits between their legs" that matters. Children learn what being a good parent means from example. If a child is raised by a same sex couple then they will get the signal that it is somehow acceptable to get pregnant or get someone else pregnant and leave. It also does not give children good role models on how to behave. If one is "playing daddy" but is not male, or the one "playing mommy" is not female, then this leaves the child not knowing how a nuclear family should behave.

    You may have seen some messed up nuclear families, and some exceptional non-nuclear families, but on the average a nuclear family gives children what they need to succeed in life. The greatest indicator of future criminal behavior is the lack of a father or mother in the home. People raised by a single parent are automatically set up to fail, it takes a lot more work to set this right.

    And how weak is your marriage to begin with if it can be affected by other people getting married?

    This I can agree with. I have no problem with people of the same sex getting married. A marriage, in the civil sense, is merely a contract where each party has certain rights and responsibilities. If these people bring their biological children to the marriage, such as from a previous failed relationship, then having a second same sex parent is likely much better than continuing to live with just one parent. If this same sex couple wants to adopt children then I have a problem. Should they be legally barred from adopting? I don't know, but if this is allowed then they should get much greater scrutiny than a heterosexual couple precisely because of the statistics that show how problematic this can be for the future of that child.

    If the people advocating for same sex marriage stopped at the civil matter then I'd have no problems. Since these people are using the legal status of same sex marriage to force churches to marry them this has become a problem. There is a separation of church and state not to keep the church out of government but to keep the government out of churches. A church should be free to operate as it wishes without government interference. If a same sex couple goes to a Christian church demanding to get married there then the church should be free to tell them no without facing the wrath of the government.

    Had they stopped with the civil marriage aspect then I'd have been willing to live and let live. With them using the civil marriage to create a wedge into church matters then that makes me want to lobby for the same sex marriage laws to go away.

    This is a double edged blade. The same sex couples should have left well enough alone and very few people would have cared. Now that they are taking churches, bakeries, photographers, etc. to court over refusing services they have gone beyond live and let live. They are forcing their beliefs on others.

    Funny thing though. These people will take Christian and Jewish people to court but not Muslims. Why is that do you think? I have my own theories.

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  89. Count me in. by will_die · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of financial benefits for being married even if it is to a 6 inches tall bot stored in some box that I don't remember where.

  90. Dolphins by mbeckman · · Score: 1

    The truth is we have no knowledge how intelligence or consciousness works. These so-called experts are spouting nonsense. I can as legitimately claim humans will marry dolphins in 2050.

    The I in AI is for idiot.

  91. Re: More progressive stupidity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad I am not alone in recognizing how ridiculous that argument is. We should just go full retard and embrace the extremes...marriage is for making babies and life begins before conception. Wasting sperm and eggs should be punished with death. If a person is infertile, they should shouldn't be allowed to marry.

  92. Re:More progressive stupidity... by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    I disagree that is evidence that OP is religious. Consider your own prejudices.

  93. Re: More progressive stupidity... by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    LOL. Ok, so you should get married so that by the policy of certain hospitals you are allowed to visit someone who are in critical care hospital areas without extra hassle?

    Inheritance is a total mess. If you're looking to allow easy inheritance to someone, for gods sake don't marry them; make them the successor to your trust.

  94. What? by kattisch · · Score: 1

    Can the human race sink to any greater depth of sickness? Every time I think it has sunk to its lowest point I am surprised how it finds new depths to sink to.

  95. What about Marriage to a corp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marriage to a robot is a lot like a person marrying a corporation. One entity in the relationship has the potential to last forever. There is a somewhat scary ability for that entity to accumulate assets that would eventually reach monopoly levels. That would make for interesting politics if individuals were allowed to marry into a corporation that was run by a robot who never died and theoretically only got better at managing the "family" affairs. The world would devolve into world-wide clan warfare before long unless the robot/clan chief/CEO instituted strict population control within and between the families.

  96. Re: More progressive stupidity... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Marriage is a way of defining someone as family. There have been cases of same-sex lovers who wanted to get married, and when one was gravely ill or injured the partner had no right to see their loved one or find out about their loved one's status, let alone have any input into care.

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  97. Re:More progressive stupidity... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    If you have a same sex couple with one "playing dad" and the other "playing mom" then this can create conflicting signals for the child.

    [Citation needed]

    Seriously, I don't see any reason to believe this is true. Nor have the same-sex couples I know gone into traditional gender roles, so I suspect you really don't know what you're talking about.

    If the people advocating for same sex marriage stopped at the civil matter then I'd have no problems

    That's not an option right now. There is something called "marriage" between two people that has a reasonably consistent legal definition across the US and in most or all other countries. My wife and I will be considered married wherever we go, and we will be legally treated as a married couple. If there were a thing called "civil union" that legally worked like marriage does now across the world, and "marriage" had no legal effect (presumably church weddings would set up both a religiously defined marriage and a civil union), not a problem.

    As it is, if we have same-sex couples in a "civil union" or "civil partnership" or something, that doesn't necessarily mean anything anywhere else.

    To be specific, consider my friend Ruth and her wife Lise who live in California. Suppose they go to Missouri and Lise gets gravely injured. Since they're married, Ruth has the right to see Lise and have a voice in her care. Then they settle down. Without further ado, they're still each other's default heir. There's various other considerations here. Now, suppose they have a California civil union, not a marriage. Does Missouri have "civil union" laws? Can Ruth visit Lise in the hospital? If Lise dies of her injuries, what stuff does Ruth get?

    Unless and until there is a legal state not called marriage but which works legally like marriage all over the world, same-sex couples have to be able to get married.

    Since these people are using the legal status of same sex marriage to force churches to marry them this has become a problem.

    I'm not aware that any couple has a legal right to force a particular church to marry them.

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  98. Re:More progressive stupidity... by blindseer · · Score: 1

    [Citation needed]

    Seriously, I don't see any reason to believe this is true. Nor have the same-sex couples I know gone into traditional gender roles, so I suspect you really don't know what you're talking about.

    It is quite possible I don't know what I'm talking about. I listen to talk radio a lot and much of what I know on this is what I've heard on the radio from people that know something on this topic. Even if I could remember when I heard this, where, and from whom I suspect that someone is going to dispute it because they cannot find a recording, dispute it because they simply cannot bother to listen to it, and dispute it because it conflicts with their world view.

    What we do know, from studies on adopted children vs. biological children, is that people naturally treat other people's children different than their own. A same sex couple simply cannot have biological children, so the children they raise will on the average not be raised as well as children raised by their biological parents.

    As it is, if we have same-sex couples in a "civil union" or "civil partnership" or something, that doesn't necessarily mean anything anywhere else.

    I made no distinction between a "civil union" and a "marriage". I made the distinction between a civil marriage and a religious marriage. In many places in the world the religious ceremony is viewed as legally binding, other places view only the civil ceremony as legally binding. I do not wish to play word games by calling one a "civil union" and another a "marriage". I only point out that people, regardless of their gender, can and do choose to have only the civil ceremony and not have it blessed by an officiant in a religious setting. Again, no word games, just one is performed by a justice of the peace (or other government official) and the other by a pastor (or other religious figure).

    I'm not aware that any couple has a legal right to force a particular church to marry them.

    You are correct but that does not stop same sex couples from suing churches that deny them the service of officiating a wedding. Just do a search on "same sex couple sues church" and you will find plenty of examples of same sex couples trying to force a legal construct, the civil marriage, onto the major religions. That is major religions except Islam.

    The problem is that now that these people got their same sex marriage recognized legally they want to force this onto religions. It wasn't enough that they got all the legal protections they demanded, they want the churches to recognize this marriage. Had they stopped at the legal matter of marriage I would not have had a problem. Now that these people want religions to bend to their world view I have a problem. This makes me wonder if granting them the civil marriage was such a wise idea. It is not impossible to get most, if not all, of what they wanted by other means. Things like visitation rights, inheritance, and so forth can be done with the right paperwork. It's more work than a marriage but it is far from impossible. But that was not enough for many of them, they wanted it called a "marriage". Again, I have no problem with calling it a marriage. I have a problem with these people trying to force a modern civil construct onto religions with hundreds or thousands of years of tradition of how a marriage is defined.

    If these people want to marry a person of the same sex then fine, you are married. In my mind a civil marriage is merely a contract between two people capable of signing any other kind of contract. The person needs to be of sound mind (old enough, not mentally disabled, etc.), enter this willingly, and uphold their end of the deal (whatever they agree the deal to be). When it comes to a religious marriage the people need to adhere to the traditions and rules of the religion or go find another religion. By using legal force on a religion to get married in a church, or whatever, that church/state separation is broken. The fact that the courts don't just throw these lawsuits out immediately is troubling.

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  99. Re:More progressive stupidity... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I know a lesbian couple who I will refer to as T and F. They wanted a child. They got donated sperm (I think from a close relative of T, but that's a guess), used one of F's eggs, and T was the host mother. Parenthood is more complicated than it used to be.

    There is no demarcation line for religious vs. civil marriage, unfortunately. There is, as far as I know, no alternative means to get the legal benefits of marriage. There's going to be some hard feelings between same-sex couples and some churches, and some same-sex couples are going to get aggressive in return.

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  100. Re:More progressive stupidity... by blindseer · · Score: 1

    I know a lesbian couple who I will refer to as T and F. They wanted a child. They got donated sperm (I think from a close relative of T, but that's a guess), used one of F's eggs, and T was the host mother. Parenthood is more complicated than it used to be.

    I expect them to be excellent parents. Both see the child as "their own" and so the risks of abuse, neglect, etc. are low. The problem with same sex couples having children is when they adopt, or one of the parents is not related to the child, which is the same risks that happen with any adopted child. The best situation for a child is to be raised by both of the biological parents. I don't know how same sex parenting compares to single parenthood but I suspect that a same sex couple raising a child is better than just one parent.

    There are many reasons that a hetero couple is best for a child and it does have something to do with "the bits between their legs". The biological parents will look out for their own, its an evolutionary instinct. Children need same sex role models. This does not need to be their parents but it does need to come from people they respect. I assume that T and F are intelligent and educated enough to recognize this and have neighbors, uncles, grandparents, etc. play a significant role in the childrearing.

    There is no demarcation line for religious vs. civil marriage, unfortunately.

    Yes and no. Legally there are a number of people that can officiate a marriage, depending on the state, and this almost always includes clergy. Some states allow for marriages to be legally binding without an officiant, which makes sense to me, no one should need a third party to validate what two people feel for each other.

    There is, as far as I know, no alternative means to get the legal benefits of marriage.

    Yes there are. The process is more complicated but it can be done. Visitation rights, medical decisions, etc. are done with a living will and/or power of attorney. Inheritance and other property right are handled with a will and other legal documents. Marriage confers certain legal rights because of tradition mostly. We can create a legal "shortcut" like a marriage without calling it a marriage if we wanted to. It's just that some people could not be satisfied until the legal definition of marriage was changed to fit their view of the world.

    There's going to be some hard feelings between same-sex couples and some churches, and some same-sex couples are going to get aggressive in return.

    My Christian upbringing taught me to be kind to others, including the "sinners" among us. If these people are getting aggressive with a church then it is not "in return". Christians will forgive for past sins but they cannot welcome those that continue to live in a way counter to their teachings. This has gone so far that Christian couples will send out invitations to a "blessing of the union" or some words like that to differentiate it from a civil marriage. Getting married under the law is one thing, getting married before God is something different. Some same sex couples are not satisfied with that and demand that a church see them as equal to a hetero couple. The church will no doubt make the distinction apparent to them, not with a lawsuit, or threat of arrest, but with words. If the couple responded "in return" and in kind, with words, then there would not be a problem. The problem is when they respond with a lawsuit.

    What I'd like to see is the government get out of the marriage business. Make hetero and same sex couples go through the same process for reasons of visitation rights, inheritance, etc., just don't call the process a "marriage". Call it what it is, power of attorney or whatever else fits.

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  101. Re:More progressive stupidity... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    We can create a legal "shortcut" like a marriage without calling it a marriage if we wanted to.

    Technically, this is true. As a matter of practice, same-sex couples want to be legally considered as family in the US, not just in one state. For this to happen, we'd have to define a marriage replacement in all fifty states (plus any other parts of the US that need to), and I don't see that happening in the foreseeable future. "Marriage" is a magic word because that's what the law says.

    My Christian upbringing taught me to be kind to others, including the "sinners" among us. If these people are getting aggressive with a church then it is not "in return".

    While I approve of your brand of Christianity, it isn't universal. There are lots of Christian churches that are dead set against homosexuality, and are very open about their hostility. Many are in favor of "gay conversion therapy", which is essentially torturing gays until they claim to be straight and can fake it to the church's satisfaction. There's bakers like that. That $118K award in the Oregon case? The bakers launched an internet harassment campaign. My take is that, if your religion tells you to hate or hurt people, you're doing it wrong, which puts me at odds with churches that serve tens of millions of people in the US.

    What I'd like to see is the government get out of the marriage business

    I completely agree. However, I don't see that changing any time soon.

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  102. Re:More progressive stupidity... by gweihir · · Score: 1

    From Wikipedia: "Abomination (from Latin abominare, "to deprecate as an ill omen") is an English term used to translate the Biblical Hebrew terms shiqquwts ("shiqqûts") and sheqets ,[1] which are derived from shâqats, or the terms , t or to'e'va (noun) or ta'ev (verb). An abomination in English is that which is exceptionally loathsome, hateful, sinful, wicked, or vile."

    Your disagreement only demonstrate a problem on your side.

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  103. Nope, still no. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    You're using the science fiction definition of AI

    A = Artificial. I = Intelligence.

    That's what AI means. SF has no bearing on it.

    Any attempt to define AI as not requiring intelligence is not only wrong, but pitifully wrong.

    We have no AI (yet), because we have not been able to create an intelligence (thus far.)

    But if you want to roll with some definition that makes you think your toaster is intelligent, or a go game solver is intelligent, or a facial recognition program is intelligent, that's pure music to the ears of those who want to market such items to the world.

    The only problem you're really going to face is, you won't know what to call those things any longer after AI actually comes about. :)

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