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Scientists Marvel At 'Increasingly Non-Natural' Arctic Warmth (msn.com)

mmell writes: Recognizing that this is a dreadfully old story (at least by Slashdot standards), current developments make this once more a current story. Scientists studying the Arctic environment are used to seeing broad variations in average temperature readings, but recent results have been so far beyond the normal range that they are only able to conclude that they are being caused by human activity. The temperature data (which includes a great many days with readings above 0C) is bolstered by measurements showing that the Arctic ice shelf is both thinner and less extensive than has ever been previously recorded. I wonder if the Arctic ice cap will reform in the winter, or if it's possible that its absence will cause irreversible changes to the Earth's ocean currents (and by extension, Earth's climate)? "[A]fter studying the Arctic and its climate for three and a half decades, I have concluded that what has happened over the last year goes beyond even the extreme," wrote Mark Serreze, director of the National Snow and Ice Data Center in Boulder, Colorado, in an essay for Earth magazine. According to The Washington Post, the scientists' simulations predict some places in the high Arctic will rise over 50 degrees above normal. One chart, embedded in the report and shared by several meteorologists online, shows a "jaw-dropping and emblematic display of the intensity and duration of the Arctic warmth. It illustrates the difference from normal in the number of 'freezing degree days,' a measure of the accumulated cold since September."

481 comments

  1. Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Queue army of data denying anti-Earthers in 3...2...1

    1. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Maritz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's weird to see the cultural difference between comments here and on Ars Technica. Ars seems to have a better educated and less politicised readership. Slashdot mostly doesn't accept climate change, apparently because they don't want to. The amazing power of motivated reasoning all over the comments on these articles. Weirdly, there is a dark matter denialism at work as well - but that one isn't going to fuck the planet up, so who cares.

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    2. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ars is a sickening bastion of groupthink, though.

    3. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I have heard over the past 10 years is "WEATHER IS NOT CLIMATE"

      Doesn't this apply here as well? Or is this a "special case" where "weather IS climate" because it suits our paradigm?

    4. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      More confusing is the sentiment that it isn't the end of the world because humans probably won't go extinct, since some hunter gatherers will keep on going. I realize pro-nationalist sentiment can go too far, but not to have any attachment at all to one's culture strikes me as odd.

    5. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ars is a sickening bastion of groupthink, though.

      You must be new here, coward. (So go away. We have enough cowards already. More than enough, in fact. We're drowning in them. And they don't believe in climate change because it's scary.)

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    6. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Slashdot mostly doesn't accept climate change, apparently because they don't want to.

      Don't mistake a few very loud voices for the opinion of the majority.

      Only in a Republic does the volume at which you can project mean more than the number of people holding opinions.

    7. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Queue army...

      The word to use in this context is cue. The reference is from audio recording studios.

    8. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Better a "coward" than an attention-whoring idiot with an embarrassing username.

      In order for my username to be embarrassing, I would have to be embarrassed by other people's cultural ignorance.

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    9. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      The reference is from audio recording studios.

      Not quite. The reference is to theater, which is something people had in the days before Netflix.

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    10. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Bongo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're entitled to that opinion. And, if so many people can suffer denialism, how do you or I know that we aren't also suffering from some sort of political bias? I mean it is funny isn't it, that it is always the other people who are the stupid deluded ones. I am, for example, reading a book at the moment that goes into the massive scientific cockup that was nutritional science over the last fifty years. The book got a review in the BMJ to the effect that, admitting indeed that, we all thought science was this clear headed thing and actually, there can be screw ups that ruin an entire field for decades and decades. If you want a fact, people are fallible and whole fields of enquiry can fail spectacularly whilst lots of intelligent smart and skilled people in the field confidently cock it up. That is just a fact of life, that it sometimes happens. So rather than just blast other views as denialists, why not be a little less certain? For me, once a field starts calling others "denialists" then it has become closed minded and loses the self-correcting nature that is supposed to be the reason why we trust science in the first place. It *might* have got the answer right, but once you start blasting others as denialists, we can no longer know whether it can be trusted, because the self-correciton has been replaced with dogma. As I say, we KNOW, empirically, from experience, that whole fields can and do screw up. I will still go to the doctor when I get ill, but I won't blindly trust anything he or she says about nutrition.

    11. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by tbannist · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not "this weather is climate", it's "this weather could not possibly have happened without climate change".

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    12. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The most important thing right now is figuring out who to blame."

    13. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Nite_Hawk · · Score: 2

      It's not about the answers, it's about the process.

    14. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When all of the scientists agree, either science has been destroyed or reality has asserted itself.

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    15. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by heathenistics · · Score: 2

      Ars is a sickening bastion of groupthink, though.

      I agree. I can't read the comments there anymore. If people disagree with the article, they get lambasted by The Ars Borg. That's becoming the "increasingly non-natural" norm in society.

    16. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that the delay while we debate this issues is costly. The cost for new infrastructure is cheaper the sooner you start. The potential risk is to the tune of trillions of dollars, a major fraction of GDP, and extremely disruptive to business was and society. The threat of this problem, just fiscally, warrants attention at least equivalent to the other big US economic issues, eg military and social service spending.

        It's also deteriorate US leadership in the world and doubling down on dead industries (fossils are dying for increasingly non agw reasons, eg coal is not competitive, EVs will diminish oil demand) in a world that is moving on. Economies like China are going to control the Industries of tomorrow, control that the US obviously takes for granted today

      We are giving away if not out right destroying future prosperity and leadership. Add to this new policy of provoking allies, trade protectionism, ceding trade relationships, and threatening military invention, defying courts on immigration. What is the play here, to be come the isolated asshole no one likes?

    17. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you say there has been a climate change here on Slashdot?

    18. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      Sure, there is somewhat of cultural difference. Sarcasm/Humour without-a-stupid-ass-picture doesn't go over very well on Ars. Both places are overflowing with Arm-chair experts. At least some of the /. experts are actual experts though. Granted it's much harder to get a visible comment on Slashdot. And if you sway from the popular opinion, you are much more likely to get voted down into oblivion on Ars.

      Whereas Slashdot is much more likely to suppress what you said entirely. If an article gets a post count near 100, not all comments will load. Logged-out AC's appear to be the most suppressed, but even regular posters can't be seen at all. You need to "Load More Comments" over and over again. Fucking Idiotic.

    19. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by CrashNBrn · · Score: 2

      The Ars "Blocklist" is pretty pathetic compared to Slashdot's Frenemies, which is really well implemented.

    20. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's because /. has become a home for right wing shills. I think they monitor it 24/7.

    21. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skeptics are not only to blame. Bad reporting and statements like this are in large part to blame:

      but recent results have been so far beyond the normal range that they are only able to conclude that they are being caused by human activity.

      That is a completely non-scientific and patently absurd statement on its own. Change outside the norm don't themselves point to the cause of that change. You could have put any statement after "only able to conclude" and it would be equally (not) valid. If they are confirming a predictive model based on observed greenhouse gas emissions and/or have eliminated other likely potential causes then those should be stated as the basis of the conclusion and it moves the science forward...because that statement as-is undermines the entire thing.

      People aren't just skeptical because they are idiots, they are skeptical because of the preponderance of bad reporting and bad science. Adding more reporting and more science isn't likely to improve its quality... quite the opposite has been true. Predictably.

    22. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by admin7087 · · Score: 1

      That's because most interesting personalities and intelligent readers/posters have left ./ quite a while ago already. I have been on slashdot basically since it was founded under a large number of different user names and used to contribute a lot. But it has become so bad, full of trolls and idiots that I post much rarer and don't even read most submissions any longer, and I'm using this throwaway user name most of the time. Reddit and hackernews are much better, because they have better karma systems that are more resilient against trolls, voting rings and blatant idiocy. Slashdot is dead.

    23. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're good. You put almost everything in that post.

      Just add a little SJW warrior hate and you'd have a trifecta.

    24. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty clear that we've gone beyond the point of no return for any half reasonable solutions. At this point anything that will mitigate the rising CO2 levels will be insanely costly and / or cause an enormous economic downfall.

      Remember, most economists start peeing in there pants if the economy doesn't GROW every year. Any prolonged downward trend is cause for gnashing of teeth, rending of garments and human sacrifice.

      So, we've already lost that battle. Might as well be comfy in the interim.

    25. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, people ARE skeptical because they are idiots, or at least a lot of people are idiots.

      But you have an excellent point. If you can 'only conclude' one thing, it's clear that you quit thinking about the subject a bit ago. I believe it is VERY LIKELY that anthrogenic behavior has forced another global warming trending. That's pretty clear from the data. It is also clear that the planet has been here before.

      What isn't clear is how well humans (and the rest of the biosphere) will do with this RAPIDLY CHANGING environment. Likely the 'sixth global extinction event' is anthrogenic and that can cause us anthros a world of hurt.

      Remember folks, the veneer of civilization is pretty thin. We are living in a just in time environment. And we are living in world scale economies that MUST HAVE constant growth (remember, that's an exponential function and Mother Nature doesn't like exponential functions) to survive.

      Any weeny little blip, like Hurricane Katrina, can ruin local economies for years. Bigger blips can ruin continental economies.

      Hold on to your butts.

    26. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by magarity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not about the answers, it's about the process.

      And the most important part of the process is not assuming the answer ahead of time.

    27. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because you can follow the money. Our nutritional science was cocked up by those with money. There's not a "fat" industry, but there is a sugar industry. Sugar is literally the product. In the field of climate change, who is the one with nearly all of the money: the folks who deny climate change exists or the scientists who claim it does exist?

      There's another thing going on with climate change that you don't see in nutrition. Sugar is making us fat. Take a 400 lb person. That's like the sugar industry coming in and saying "How do we know that scale works? Scales work with gravity and aren't an accurate representation of total real mass. How do we know this person's bone density and size isn't higher than normal?" Those who deny climate change is a legitimate phenomenon that is happening constantly assail obvious fact such as measurements. Climate scientists are becoming worried that the Trump Administration will shut off the stream of temperature data et al coming from the EPA and NOAA for these scientists to use. Why? If science is to be self-correcting and it turns out this whole climate change thing is overblown, it will be shown with data. It will never be shown without data.

      People who have been hammering this point home for nearly 30 years are sick of it. Because to deny these data and to deny these trends, it takes willful ignorance, most likely due to financial incentive. And there is plenty of evidence for that. There is 99% certainty that a person who denies climate change is financially incentivized to do so.

    28. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by tim620 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Global warming is one of many results of man-made climate change. Both terms have been used interchangeably by the media since the mid 1970's and they are not the same thing. Man-made climate change is very real and is a proven fact. Not just because Al Gore created a documentary about 10 years ago. But, because thousands of climate scientists worldwide have come to the same conclusion. The only "hoax" is that so many conservative politicians, oil companies and conservative talk show hosts have tried to counter real science and unfortunately many people believe them and politicize it (which gets in the way of real scientific research).

    29. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by D00MSlayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you a an expert climatologist? or a geophysicist? or a oceanographer? Are you an expert in ANY field that covers climate change?

      No?

      Well... there are about 30,000+ scientists out there who wholeheartedly agree that global warming/man-made climate change is real.

      I'll take their side instead of some random know-it-all on the internet who thinks he knows better than the scientific community.

    30. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      It's weird to see the cultural difference between comments here and on Ars Technica. Ars seems to have a better educated and less politicised readership.

      I hadn't heard of that place, I think I'll start spending time over there; sounds like fewer trolls and idiots and more actual information and intelligent discussion. Thanks!

    31. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. I was kind of hoping they'd line up so that I can collectively smack them all.

    32. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Slashdot mostly doesn't accept climate change

      I don't think that's true at all, I think that in general the Slashdot readership is a little bit more well-informed than the general public, but that the people who strongly deny that humans cause climate change are more vocal about it. Apparently just under half of US adults think that climate change is caused by humans, but I would expect Slashdot to be a little bit higher than that. I don't see many people here (with accounts, anyway) who really represent the bottom third or so of Americans in terms of intelligence.

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    33. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      Apparently just under half of US adults think that climate change is caused by humans

      “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
      George Carlin

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    34. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Rob+Y. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the greenhouse effect is a lot more straightforward - and well understood - than the effects of various foods on health. Even the 'massive scientific cockup' in the area of nutritional science validates the scientific method - in that if new evidence proves it wrong, that new evidence is accepted and added to the body of knowledge.

      Nothing about the dynamics of climate change has been disproven. Yes, we don't know how fast it's happening and what the exact results will be, but to deny that it's happening is nonsense. There is such a thing as denialism. The most clear-cut cases are the ones where deep-pocketed interests have a stake in the denial - like the tobacco/lung cancer example. Certainly, corporate money pouring into unsuccessful attempts to counter scientific research would be a red flag, no?

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    35. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by tim620 · · Score: 2

      Ars is a sickening bastion of groupthink, though.

      I agree. I can't read the comments there anymore. If people disagree with the article, they get lambasted by The Ars Borg. That's becoming the "increasingly non-natural" norm in society.

      I'm actually tired of the "group think" which deny's the fact of man-made climate change. It is real. It is a scientifically proven fact. That is the real reason you get lambasted for disagreeing. Your disagreement is a denial of facts.

    36. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 2

      No, that's HUNDREDS of thousands

    37. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Oh cry me a river
      When the facts contradict a popular sentiment, the sentiment must go
      You are committing "argumentum ad populum" or "Because people believe therefore:"
      STOP

    38. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For me, once a field starts calling others "denialists" then it has become closed minded and loses the self-correcting nature that is supposed to be the reason why we trust science in the first place.

      This sounds good in theory, but how does it work in practice. For the sake of illustration, consider the following.

      If calling somebody a denialist and disregarding them is bad, then what do you do with people who swear the Earth is flat? They demand speaking positions within (if not outright protest in front of) cartography and geography conferences, and want "fair representation" in the "bias media?"

      How do you handle people who swear they have discovered perpetual motion machines. There is free energy out there, and the only reason the Patent and Trade Office is suppressing their invention is the conspiracy perpetuated by the Big Energy committees.

      What is the proper way of handling those and similar groups?

      (Note, I'm not addressing the point of climate change... so don't respond with that topic or suggesting that I'm drawing an analogy between it and the above 2 topics.)

    39. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      I'm betting the Slashdot readership is older... and that it has more engineers than Ars. I'm not completely sure, but engineers are supposed to be more conservative than scientists and artists, and I figure a forum full of grey haired engineers would be pretty conservative. I mean, you have some really low ID numbered folks with decades of experience and six figure incomes denying it here.

      They're not stupid people... it's just a reality that science has to be politically acceptable in order to be accepted at all. So long as conservatism exists, it'll be debated. So long as it's debated on political merits, there will always be some doubts from 1/2 of the total population. And so long as that is true, we'll be too divided to take any meaningful action on it when we still can.

    40. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry we are fighting climate change appropriately. My electricity bill is rising every year primarily because of increasing fee which government uses primarily to subsidize solar power plants.

    41. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by dschiptsov · · Score: 1

      Climate became more volatile (using a hipster's term) there is not a single doubt about that. Some changes occur as a direct results of human activities - smogs in China and India, there is no doubt about this too. Increasing average temperatures in the last decade is an obvious fact, but there is no proof of the causes, only correlations. The question did it happen before, are there similar abnormally warm and snowless Novembers and Decembers on record. If so, it will be difficult to prove any causal relationships at all. BTW, statistics is no way to establish and prove causality - correlation is not a causation.

    42. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure there's no culture where drinking poo is normal, but whatever.

    43. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is indeed a consensus, but that doesn't equate to fact. Words mean things. Use them correctly, or your argument sounds like it's coming from a fool.

    44. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if somebody really does come up with a perpetual motion machine? Or some novel method of producing energy so it appears "free" to us? Those people have no protection for their method because they can't gain a patent. Absolutist statements are dangerous.

    45. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      How much do you think it costs the Koch brothers and friends to keep forums like /. filled with pro fossil-fuel posts?

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    46. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Nutritional Science almost doesn't exist. Almost all the "science" that we hear about is really opinion.

      Furthermore what "science" there was has been pushed by big companies with vested interests. In the AGW debate, the big money is on the other side.

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    47. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN fake news associated arstechnica is losing readers seeing how you're here shilling for them. I know those punks and their machinations. They're here trolling by hordes to make it seem like we have dolts here. Yes, they will do that they are so low and so transparent. Thanks for confirming it. As far as their members are concerned? I've never seen a bigger bunch of underachievers and undereducated dolts as a whole online.

    48. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't consider Ars better educated or less politicized. They are just more homogenized. Post anything against Clinton or Obama, no matter how true, and it will instantly be voted down to oblivion while you are ridiculed. The same goes for just about anything. The crowd there is overwhelmingly left leaning and there is no room for anyone who believes otherwise. I do not see anything to indicate a better education level either. Their crowds in the comments are mostly smaller than what is here at Slashdot. That doesn't even count the ease with which teams cruise through threads and downvote together to silence others. Your user ID is pretty high so I'm guessing Ars is really where you feel "at home". This leads me to believe that you find them better due to the fact that they think and feel just as you do on most issues. Slashdot has both liberals and conservatives and despite its trials and tribulations, it is still the best place to find experts in respective fields commenting on news of the day.

    49. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Kevoco · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to image how they type with fingers in both ears

    50. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how much does it cost Soros to pay idiots like you to regurgitate bullshit.

    51. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 1
      And the most important part of the process is not assuming the answer ahead of time.

      And the most assumptuous part of the answer is not holding of import the process beforehand.

    52. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are nowhere near 30,000 actual scientists who believe AGW.

      Do not confuse a ripple of solar output warming the whole solar system with AGW. The human contribution, from a warming perspective, is irrelevant. Water is 4 orders of magnitude more contributory.

    53. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still don't get it, do you? "Drinkypoo" is slang for alcoholic beverage in some communities. That you don't know that is a sign of your ignorance. I suppose you also think Winnie the Pooh is a story about a turd.

    54. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Climate change" is politicized bullshit that allows frauds to make money from government grants because the climate is always changing.

      I love how every single time someone complains about climatology being politicized, they're using a political argument. It's not accidental. Your entire argument is political. You can't help but argue in this way, because you have no facts.

      Climate change is the theory that climate changes, as opposed to the idea that climate is merely the long-term average of weather. Various theories of climate change have been around since the evidence for Ice Ages started mounting in the 19th Century. Yes, the cheerleaders often know as little about climate science as the deniers. That doesn't excuse your own ignorance. If you want to argue the science, you need to use the language of science. That means empirical evidence. That means that you first have to know what the evidence for AGW is. Now, we know that you do not, because you're talking about models instead of the properties of CO2. The models clearly aren't evidence for (or against) anything, and you are taking them on because they're a soft target and it's not like you actually know anything about why people think CO2 is an issue. Unfortunately for you, arguing against the physical properties of CO2 is like arguing with gravity or the tide, and no one examining the chain of reasoning could possibly come to the conclusion that humans are not the primary cause of global warming. So if you would like to sit and "laugh off" something that you don't have a clue about, well, I suppose if you're aware that you're doing something completely stupid then we can't really say that much about it. AGW will still exist though.

    55. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by imidan · · Score: 2

      I am a scientist who has done some work on climate change issues. I usually completely ignore Slashdot stories about climate because I know that the whole comment thread will be people repeating the same arguments to each other about whether or not climate change exists, or is anthropogenic, or is a bad thing, or whatever. What value is there in repeating these stale talking points to each other over and over again? How many of the deniers are just trolls who don't care one way or another, but enjoy baiting others with long-debunked claims and other alternative facts?

      At any rate, that may be one reason you see so many deniers here. Many of us who are persuaded by the evidence are already so far past the Slashdot-level conversation, there's practically no point in participating.

    56. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a bit childish snowflake name

    57. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what evidence. because models are not evidence?

    58. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an important part, sure.

      Another important part would be "being prepared to accept the answer at some point".

    59. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by driblio · · Score: 1

      See how natural the end of this graph is:
      https://xkcd.com/1732/

    60. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by driblio · · Score: 1

      You really haven't been listening very much then, have you?

    61. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dietary advice now is much the same as 75 years ago. I must have missed the period when the benefits of sugar were extolled, because it always seems to have been to not have too much sugar, eat plenty of fresh vegetables, whole grains, and reasonable levels of protein since we were taught it at school 35 years ago, with just minor changes regarding fat. The main change seems to have been regarding alcohol, but since I didn't go to school in France I wasn't advised to have a glass of wine a day back then.

    62. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It reminds me of when a government minister said that they wanted all schools to be above average.

    63. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by driblio · · Score: 1

      That's just not true. Fossil fuel subsidies are measured obviously the /trillions/ (http://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/survey/so/2015/NEW070215A.htm). Shift that to green energy and engineering and jobs, and you have a boom on your hands.

      It's the political will and lobbying that's the problem - their personal economies are the ones which will suffer, and that's why nothing is being done.

    64. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about the answers, it's about the process.

      And the most important part of the process is not assuming the answer ahead of time.

      Which is exactly what the denialist do.

    65. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by driblio · · Score: 1

      What?

    66. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by megabulk · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna go with Dan O'Neill's "The Collective Unconscience of Odd Bodkins", and didn't he come up with the term "magic cookie" too?

    67. Re: Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That graph doesn't include error bars. If properly constructed they would indicate that there isn't much abnormal about today's average temperature. Not that I believe that there is much useful information in "Team" paleo reconstructions. There are so many degrees of freedom, statistical uncertainty, structural uncertainty, model uncertainty, that they basically can be constructed any way the researcher's like. And then there are the projections which face many of the same problems.

    68. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scientists making lots of money from climate change research is so absurd it is funny. Did you even bother to check what your average climate researcher earns? If you want to make lots of money, scientist isn't the job you want.

    69. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Given a scientific conjecture with some evidence behind it, there are going to be people who accept the conjecture (however tentatively), and people who don't think the evidence is strong enough considering other things, and we can legitimately call these people skeptics. In some cases, there's people who just reject the conjecture altogether and we call those people denialists.

      Climate scientists who are skeptical about global warming are generally convinced when they look carefully at the evidence for and against. We have few actual skeptics who've actually examined the evidence carefully. We have a lot of people who are convinced global warming isn't happening regardless of the evidence, and it's reasonable to call them denialists.

      We have denialists in lots of fields. Some people are young-earth creationists, and refuse to pay attention to any evidence that the Earth is billions of years old, or that life evolved. Some deny that the Earth is round. Nobody seems to have problems with labeling these people as those who simply won't pay attention to the evidence. Thing is, it really doesn't matter that much if lots of people don't believe in evolution, except for the effects on K-12 science education, whereas there are things we really should be doing about global warming. Specifically, we should be reducing fossil fuel use as much as is practical ("practical" here being a very legitimate topic of debate).

      If someone keeps using the same discredited arguments over and over, nitpicks the heck out of something and tries to generalize from the nitpick, or is more willing to believe conspiracy theories than the generally accepted science, that person is a denialist. Evidence, no matter how strong, won't change that person's mind. That is not skepticism.

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    70. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      They don't accept it because there is no science behind it. Just models. Models that have failed to predict both the future and even the past and we all know it. It's all a scam pushed by Al Gore from a science class he took in the 1950s by a real scientist that thought man could be the cause and later realized we aren't and told him so. Al being a D science student didn't understand and pushed fake science on us ever since. He's made over a half billion on this scam. Continues to fool people around the world. Apparently, including you.

    71. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Exaggerate much? No, we will not be reduced to hunter gatherer societies. The impact of climate change is nowhere near that bad, and pretending it is makes you look like you are the one that is anti science.

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    72. Re:Prepare for deluge of stupid by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      If you aren't skeptical, you are not a scientist. This is the basis of science, not everyone agreeing on everything.

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  2. slashdot standards? by aktw · · Score: 2

    You think slashdot news is somehow cutting edge?

  3. Nothing of value will be lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Homo sapiens, R.I.P late 21st century "they denied the truth of their actions to the very end"

    1. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      I feel reminded of the Dead Parrot sketch by Monty Python

      cue a flooded street, two men standing in front of a wall of sandbags that tries its best to keep the flood out

      A: Hello? I'd like to register a complaint. About the climate change.
      B: Oh yes, yes, the climate change, the biggest science hoax of the century, yes, what about it?
      A: What about it? It's coming right up to my front door here!
      B: Oh no, no, that's just ... rain.
      A: Look, matey, I know a flood if I see one, and that's a flood, no rain.
      B: No, no, that's rain. We get that a lot lately. Wonderful weather, ain't it? Relaxing and soothing the pitter-patter of drops...
      A: Pitter-patter? No pitter-patter enters into it, it's a flood!
      B: Oh, that water you mean? Yes, that's coming down the hill. Happens sometimes.
      A: Down the hill? The hills are dry as bones since the glaciers went away, but there's no beach anymore. Actually THIS IS the beach!
      B: It's not (take a pump and pumps some of the water back out behind the sand bags) See? It's reciding!
      A: You pumped it out.
      B: That was you moving the water.
      A: I never did such a thing!
      B: (pulls a sand bag out of the wall, an arm thick stream of water starts to flood the area). See? It's flooded!
      A: You made it!
      B: I what?
      A: You made the water appear. You're trying to trick me into believing you.

      and so on.

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    2. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by hey! · · Score: 2

      Claiming that humans will go extinct just hands the denialists a convenient straw man to attack. Scientists aren't predicting anything that humans can't adapt to. But they are predicting changes that spell the end of things that many are emotionally attached to, like species endangered by changing habitats, or ways of life which are no longer possible in certain places (e.g. drought-driven failure of family farms in certain locations).

      Another way of looking at climate change is purely as an economic tradeoff between present income and future expenses. We will adapt, but that adaptation will cost money.

      And here's the important bit: not everyone benefits equally from widespread use of cheap abundant fossil fuels and not everyone will pay equally for the adaptations that will be required. Nearly everybody benefits from cheap fossil fuels. But not everyone benefits equally: that's why the money behind the denialist PR movement is so carefully laundered to obscure its sources. And what's more not everyone will pay for the adaptations equally.

      In fact people who make their living primarily from investments will make money off both cheap oil in the short term and expensive adaptations in the long term: all they have to do is rebalance their portfolio annually and they'll largely escape the consequences of climate change -- other than the higher prices for things like coffee everyone will be paying. And there's the emergence of new diseases like Zika as ranges of disease vectors increase and habitats are disrupted by people adapting to climate change. But by in large people with large amounts of liquid assets can avoid most consequences.

      The question for the rest of us is this: do you want to prepare for the coming change or just hope for the best?

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    3. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which one is Trump? It starts like A is the normal person and B is the retard. But it ends up like A is the retard.

    4. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      We can adapt with energy, moreso than economic inputs. When the fossil fuels become harder to get to, dust makes PV ineffective and causes erosion of wind, and water is in different places, energy gets harder, as does the food supply. While extinction is unlikely, it is quite reasonable to picture a world with massive environmentally caused human die-off... this century.

      May we live in interesting times...

    5. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientists aren't predicting anything that humans can't adapt to. But they are predicting changes that spell the end of things that many are emotionally attached to, like species endangered by changing habitats, or ways of life which are no longer possible in certain places (e.g. drought-driven failure of family farms in certain locations).

      ...Living in coastal cities, like half a billion of us do. Little things like that, we can surely adjust to.

    6. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I fucked up in the middle, I shouldn't redress old comedy routines before I had my first coffee.

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    7. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claiming that humans will go extinct just hands the denialists a convenient straw man to attack.

      Ahh, but he didn't say humans, he said homo sapiens. And the sapiens part is going away. Leaving us with a homo postfactus.

    8. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect you don't know just how bad things may get, from 'billions of climate refugees' to 'uninhabitable by humans between the tropics of cancer and capricorn' to 'oops! We just melted all the methane clathrates. Earths' headed to a Venus episode right now. Gonna have to start that whole 'life' thing all over again from the deep sea vents.'

    9. Re:Nothing of value will be lost by billd10 · · Score: 0

      We're all gonna die soon and its your fault. Give us more money for studies to prove how wretched you are and so we can afford Teslas for all our families to drive. If you don't we will label you as deniers and subject you to public ridicule. Sincerely, The Climate Change Scientific Community

  4. A more understandable graph by nadaou · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pettit's Ice Volume Death Spiral graphs are somewhat more understandable, but no less depressing.

    https://sites.google.com/site/pettitclimategraphs/sea-ice-volume

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    1. Re:A more understandable graph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Western Interior Seaway, anyone? During the Cretaceous there was ZERO polar glacierization. None. Did dinosaurs driving cars cause that?

    2. Re:A more understandable graph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the land was one supercontinent then. I really don't think you'd enjoy going back to that climate. Working on climate change is a bit like driving a bus full of people towards a cliff. We can do nothing and continue as usual heading for the cliff. Or you can turn the damn wheel or even step on the brakes!

      Yeah, when the bus goes over the cliff it is unlikely everyone will die, but many will and quite needlessly since we don't actually have to tank our economy to make better decisions about our resource utilization. Conservation of known limited quantities of natural resources is a great place to start. Car companies complained better emissions standards would lead to the death of their industry. I still see plenty of new cars on the road today and with much better mileage and reliability than previous generations.

      We have to stop arguing about whether it is human caused or not, we contribute, there is no way you can look at China's landscape and take gas samples from Oregan and not conclude that we are contributing. Clean air is good for everyone, even if it costs polluting companies a little extra. I'm okay with debating what we should do about it, that is a productive debate! Debating about whether we cause it is just stupid. I grew up around the Adirondacks and the big problem while I was growing up was the Ohio valley manufacturers spewing so much crap into the air that we were getting acid rain killing the forests as well as degrading property to the east.

      New regulations on emissions and acid rain is all but gone now. This level of pollution is nothing compared to other parts of the country like the lax standards in Texas. There are hundreds of other places around the globe all contributing though, I'm not putting blame on Texas, they are just an example of what happens when Rick Perry eases regulations in the interest of business. Something Trump is about to do on a much larger scale. It is stupid, you can look at California and you used to be able to see the thick smog every single day. Now it is mostly limited to mountain ranges that trap it. They have done a lot to curb emissions and economy is doing quite well these days.

  5. Let's hope it's true! by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    There is a reason I chose to live at elevation in the colder north of England.

    At 50 degrees (Fahrenheit right?!) I should be living in a tropical environment very soon. If sea level rises significantly land value will rise as well.

    This simulation model really does sound fantastic...but for full disclosure, was my estate agent involved in the creation of this model?

    I mean, not that it does not sound awesome but isnt a computer simulation a thing in which scientists make educated guesses as to parameters and then "reliably predict" an outcome?

    Wouldn't it be cool to max-out all the factor multipliers and simulate what would happen? will the 'greenhouse effect' continue to spiral temperate out of control to +200c in less than 3 years?! -you know like when you change nuke yields in scortched Earth and it takes the entire map out with that radiation "effect".

    Cool jaw dropping simulations bro.

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    1. Re:Let's hope it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're forgetting about the Thermohaline cycle: I temperatures rises and ice melts the salinity in the area between the isles and Scandinavia will plummet as the less dense fresh water will push back the warm salt water from the south. This will lead to colder temperatures so while the planet heats up, the most of north western Europe might get colder!

    2. Re:Let's hope it's true! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      At 50 degrees (Fahrenheit right?!) I should be living in a tropical environment very soon. If sea level rises significantly land value will rise as well.

      You know what happens in a tropical environment? Tropical storms. You know what tropical storms plus sea level rise equals? You're fucked. HTH, HAND!

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    3. Re:Let's hope it's true! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      At 50 degrees (Fahrenheit right?!) I should be living in a tropical environment very soon.

      Says who? Another likely outcome is that ocean circulation patterns will change and we'll lose the North Atlatic drift. The northernmost point of England is comfortably above Goose Bay in Canada, just across the Atlantic. You might like to look at pictures of the area in Winter, in order to see what a not entirely unlikely outcome for England is.

      Global warming means the amount of thermal energy stored by the planet is going up. It does not mean it will get warmer where you live.

      If sea level rises significantly land value will rise as well.

      Yes, I hear that real estate in a country for whom almost every metropolitan centre is underwater is super valuable. The land will be valuable only if the economy can support it.

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    4. Re:Let's hope it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy Jesus, all these fucking hurricanes are killing me!

    5. Re:Let's hope it's true! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      You know what happens in a tropical environment? Tropical storms. You know what tropical storms plus sea level rise equals? You're fucked. HTH, HAND!

      Sea level rise has been estimated to be on average between +2.6 millimetres (0.10 in) and 2.9 millimetres (0.11 in) per year ± 0.4 millimetres (0.016 in) since 1993 Sea level rise

      One tenth of an inch a year, I'm just not feeling your sense of urgency here; especially since

      new analysis of satellite data, the Antarctic ice sheet showed a net gain of 112 billion tons of ice a year from 1992 to 2001. That net gain slowed to 82 billion tons of ice per year between 2003 and 2008. NASA Study: Mass Gains of Antarctic Ice Sheet Greater than Losses

      the Antarctic ice sheet is growing fairly robustly.

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    6. Re:Let's hope it's true! by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      One tenth of an inch a year, I'm just not feeling your sense of urgency here

      Yeah, let's wait until it's urgent, and then find out we're too late to change anything.

    7. Re:Let's hope it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're forgetting about the Thermohaline cycle: I temperatures rises and ice melts the salinity in the area between the isles and Scandinavia will plummet as the less dense fresh water will push back the warm salt water from the south. This will lead to colder temperatures so while the planet heats up, the most of north western Europe might get colder!

      By this year's standards, it is already happening. Yes, this is a core prediction of GW models.

    8. Re:Let's hope it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One tenth of an inch a year, I'm just not feeling your sense of urgency here

      Yeah, let's wait until it's urgent, and then find out we're too late to change anything.

      No worries, we're already too late.

    9. Re:Let's hope it's true! by gsslay · · Score: 2

      You have a cute idea that raising sea levels will just mean property values of higher land goes up.

      That is not what will happen. History shows us that people dispossessed of land (by, say, flooding) don't just roll over and disappear. They don't turn up on your street, decide it's too pricey and meekly head off somewhere else where they won't be a bother.

      They are refugees. They need somewhere to live. If they can't buy property, they will squat. They will set up a tent in your front garden, and to hell with your property rights. If you have a problem with that they will fight you. To the death if so necessary. They have nothing to lose. They must live somewhere.

      So your luxury property in warmer climes is much more likely either to become a densely packed slum, or a fortified encampment surrounded by dispossessed hoards. It won't matter who was there first, we will all be losers in the upheaval.

    10. Re:Let's hope it's true! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Assuming that CO2 causes the Planet to warm, if the United States, emitted no anthropogenic CO2, it would make no measurable difference in the warming rate. If all the countries of the world did not change their anthropogenic CO2 emissions, and the US and the EU emitted no anthropogenic CO2, the warming would only stop, but there would be no cooling. As long as China and India get a free-pass, nobody anywhere else can do enough to get any effect on this supposed climate change!

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    11. Re:Let's hope it's true! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      So what are you trying to say ?

    12. Re:Let's hope it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. This is another right wing talking point. If the denial angle doesn't work, then push the fatalist ("we're fucked already, who cares???") angle.

    13. Re:Let's hope it's true! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      So what are you trying to say ?

      He's pointing out the exact reason why GWB didn't sign the Kyoto Accords: There's not much sense allowing China and India to pollute to their hearts' content while curbing some greenhouse emissions in Western countries. It felt like a fairly transparent attempt to transfer wealth out of the western economies and into developing countries. If you want to solve the problems, emissions controls have to apply to all major players, because just because there is a climate crisis doesn't mean the individual players won't use it as an opportunity to jockey for more power.

    14. Re:Let's hope it's true! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Tropical diseases. Bloom of tropical insects and parasites.

      The rush of people from the equatorial reqions.

      The lack of 10,000 years of buffalo crap to sustain heavy crop growth.

      A few billion people won't die easily. It's going to be ugly.

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    15. Re:Let's hope it's true! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      I get that, but we were talking about the need for urgency. Does a problem become less urgent, when you don't have a fair solution ?

    16. Re: Let's hope it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many places near the sea in the north of England where property prices are low, so I'm unconvinced that having beach front property there, as a consequence of climate change, is the route to untold wealth. It's still likely to be cheaper than Harrogate, and that's well inland and on a big hill.

    17. Re:Let's hope it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Antarctic ice sheet is growing fairly robustly.

      Sure. Just ignore things like the Iceberg the size of Delaware to break off of Antarctica - I'm sure that Trump will make sure it will not melt.

    18. Re:Let's hope it's true! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      No it just becomes obvious that when people state their is a severe problem in need of an urgent solution, and they reject effective solutions out of hand and embrace ineffective solutions without question, that they are emotionally invested in the problem rather than the problem's solutions. When people are emotionally invested in a problem, but not in the problem's solution, you simply can't believe anything they say, Back in the 1960's researchers employed by tobacco companies said smoking didn't cause lung cancer, so send us your money, today researchers employed by climate research organizations say CO2 will Cause Catastrophic Climate Changes, so send us your money; same shit, different day.

      What you see is part of a hard sell, They're Amplifying the Pain, they're twisting the knife in the bleeding neck, then when they have you emotionally worked up to save the Polar Bears or save the planet, then they offer you a solution. It doesn't matter if the solution is effective, in the long run it's better if it isn't because it always involves, send us your money. It's always a "limited time offer" or a "They need your help now" because you want the emotion to rationalize the logic, you don't want them to have time to see the invalid logic.

      Now when you send them your money or do your part your solving the problem, you can feel self-righteous and altruistic, that releases endorphins in your brain, which of course makes it easier for them to have you sending them your money or sacrificing more to do your part eventually if you go to that well too often it becomes a full blown addiction.

      And that my friend is why they talk about the need for urgency . If you don't believe all of that, no problem, OBTW I got this Sure fire tip, I want to get you in on the ground floor because I like you, your special, I was like you once, we'll just go down to the bank so you can draw out your life saving right now and I guarantee you'll triple your money by the week after I skip town.

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    19. Re:Let's hope it's true! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I think the "they" you're talking about is rather distributed, and doesn't include most of the scientists who actually document this stuff. In the 1960, there was tobacco-funded research that said cigarettes weren't that bad for you, but there wasn't a call for people's money, just continued cigarette sales. The amount of money that climate research groups want is trivial in comparison to the income flow from tobacco or the costs of global warming.

      People haven't been rejecting effective solutions out of hand. Cutting fossil fuel use in China and India is currently ineffective unless and until someone comes up with a good way to get them to do it. We US citizens have a lot more say in what the US does than in what India does, and the US is a major CO2 emitter, so we can do things to slow down global warming. The fact that Bush didn't sign the Kyoto accords means that he wasn't interested in doing what he could, complaining that a partial solution he could do was useless because he couldn't get a more general solution.

      People have looked for effective solutions. The geoengineering ideas aren't testing well. Building nuclear power plants runs into some people's irrational fears, unfortunately, and if you think your house is going to be irradiated if we build one and that there will be a slight increase in global warming if we don't you're probably going to be against the nuke, Pushing solar and wind energy and electric cars seem to be the best ideas right now.

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    20. Re:Let's hope it's true! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The amount of money that climate research groups want is trivial in comparison to the income flow from tobacco or the costs of global warming.

      Obama illegally transferred a half a billion dollars to the UN Green Climate Fund, 1/2 billion and trivial don't quite belong in he same sentence; hell over the years we've probably paid that much for electricity to run the computers at NCAR over the years.

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    21. Re:Let's hope it's true! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It was decades ago that a Republican Senator (Dirksen?) said "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking about real money." Half a billion out of the Federal budget is pretty close to trivial. BTW, who said the transfer was illegal?

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    22. Re:Let's hope it's true! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Pretty much the entire US Senate,

      a 1994 U.S. law passed by Congress and signed by then-President Bill Clinton. Among other elements, the law prohibits the distribution of U.S. taxpayer funds to “any affiliated organization of the United Nations which grants full membership as a state to any organization or group that does not have the internationally recognized attributes of statehood.” Last month, though, the UN climate bureaucracy, known as the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC), decided to admit the U.S. taxpayer-funded “State of Palestine” as a member. That means no more American money may legally be disbursed to the UN's climate bureaucracy, Oops! Federal Law Prohibits Obama Funding UN Climate Bureaucracy

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    23. Re:Let's hope it's true! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      So, who determines whether a UN member has the internationally recognized attributes of statehood? And what are they? Without knowing the process of declaring failure of attributes of statehood, it's not possible to tell whether the action is legal or not.

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  6. Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Tweets to come out of that place in DC saying that it is natural and is a good thing for the USA and will 'Make America Great Again'.
    Then the people in Colorado will be 're-assigned' to the the middle of the Saudi Desert with the words,
    'If they want heat let them have heat'.

    Joking aside, I fear for their jobs. They know that the Dear Tweeter does not like anyone speaking out of turn and even less disagreeing with his orangmess.

    1. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just an anatomical question: with which body part does this guy tweet?

      I mean, an appropriate interface has been documented as early as 2009

    2. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can expect that tweety song to change, the minute that the waters begin to flood the greens of Mar-a-Lago.

      There are a lot of objectionable things about Trump, but he's No True Republican. A True Republican would deny right up to the moment his head disappeared under the waves (although considering where said head is, that's going to be sooner than for most people).

      Trump, on the other hand, disdains the Republican-antithetic "Flip Flopper" epithet and is willing to change his mind, given sufficient incentive.

      And I'm willing to bet a lot of Trump properties are at or near sea level.

    3. Re:Cue... by Rakarra · · Score: 2

      Trump, on the other hand, disdains the Republican-antithetic "Flip Flopper" epithet and is willing to change his mind, given sufficient incentive.

      It's a little difficult to believe that, given Trump's extreme reluctance to ever, ever admit that he was wrong or made a mistake. He is always willing to pin blame on someone else for his decisions, and when it suits him he will flat-out lie, even about things that are easily fact-checked.

  7. The end is near? by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 1

    Long story short. We're all fucked..despite what president Cheeto says.

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    1. Re:The end is near? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      And how is this different from the previous case, where we're all fucked?

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    2. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Long story short. We're all fucked..despite what president Cheeto says.

      In geological terms, the Earth normally doesn't have ice caps.

      We're not fucked at all, overall. Some people will have to move. Just like they've had to due to changing conditions since, oh, forever.

      Is accelerating the pace of climate change good? Almost certainly not. So we'd best be served by not making things worse.

      But overreacting just kills credibility. Telling everyday people that they have to pay twice as much for electricity and $5/gal or more for gasoline to get to work because CARBON BAD!!! while China India, Brazil and Al Gore game the system to their benefit just pisses people off.

    3. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Long story short. We're all fucked..despite what president Cheeto says.

      In geological terms, the Earth normally doesn't have ice caps.

      In geologic terms humans don't exist.

    4. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you've done what? So you're going to sling insults at the guy who hasn't been in power for a full month but forgive everything before?

      I bet you're one of the same people who are outraged and terrified about a temporary stay in immigration but didn't blink when the US was actually bombing places like Syria and Libya.

      But all that aside, Americans are naive in thinking that the scrawling of a presidential pen is going to fix this problem. Your lifestyle probably isn't helping and you likely have no intentions of changing it as long as you can keep laying the blame somewhere else. Clean up your own backyard first.

    5. Re: The end is near? by PoopJuggler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So once again, even in the face of the clear destruction of our one and only habitat, human greed trumps common sense. THAT is why we're fucked...

    6. Re:The end is near? by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 0

      In 'geologically' Earth is just a big rock in space. But where do these 'some people' go when the sea level rises or whole regions become inhabitable. Most countries have a hard time to even recieve a few refugees from Syria how are the going to manage millions of environmental migrants. The resource consumption by your so called 'everyday people' in the US and Europe is insanly high compared to those countries that will suffer most from global warming. In terms of carbon dioxide emissions per capita China, India and Brazil are far behind the US and Canada so dont't even start this. Or do you expect them to cut down their emissions so the 'first world' can keep their lifetyle. Scientists predicted the end of fossil fuels decades ago but the commercialization of alternative energy didn't really start until the mid 2000s. People are just too comfortable to change their consumption. If gas, electricity or red meat prices (yes beef production is a big factor) were twice as high they would think twice about their consumption. Overreacting may kill credibility but if you try to argue rationally 'everyday people' won't get it.

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    7. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what, I changed my mind from my previous comment. It sure does look like Twitler has bungled even military operations in just the two weeks he has been President, a military failure: http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN15G5RX
      I can't imagine what can happen in over 200 more weeks. And even that immigration ban does seem to have been a terribly effective way of convincing the Muslim world that so-called Western Values are a huge lie.

    8. Re: The end is near? by PoopJuggler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm going to sling insults at the orange shithead who is dismantling the EPA, and who will most certainly approve the repeal of the Stream Protection Act soon. Take a look at China to see what happens when you expect capitalists to self-regulate. Once again, the Republicans shit where they eat for the love of money and expect future generations to deal with the fallout.

    9. Re:The end is near? by JWW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But overreacting just kills credibility. Telling everyday people that they have to pay twice as much for electricity and $5/gal or more for gasoline to get to work because CARBON BAD!!! while China India, Brazil and Al Gore game the system to their benefit just pisses people off.

      Yep. Also, refusing to build zero emission nuclear plants to replace dirty coal plants, proves that the issue must not be that big of a deal.

      Why is it that all climate change responses are about people giving up personal freedom and living under more restrictive laws and any change that really wouldn't be noticed by people is not really fought for...?

      We can build the necessary nuclear plants, except the very same people saying "we're all gonna die unless we do something!!" are also out in force to protest against nuclear being one of the answers....

      Oh and as for Gore and Leo and all the other celebs lecturing us on how much more control over our lives is needed to save the planet , they continue to fly around the world on charter jets. It is literally the worst thing you can do, carbon footprint wise. We should ban charter flights because of they uselessness and wastefulness. Fly commercial Al and Leo!! Or do you just not care about the environment..?

    10. Re: The end is near? by haruchai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Take a look at China to see what happens when you expect capitalists to self-regulate"
      Or take a look at what many parts of the USA was like 40+ years ago. China has done it all on a larger scale but they haven't done anything new wrt pollution.

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    11. Re:The end is near? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Why is it that all climate change responses are about people giving up personal freedom

      You're going to have to give up your personal freedom when we run out of fossil fuels anyway. Better get a head start on the rest of the world.

    12. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep 40+ years ago we learned our lesson and started cleaning up the place. So now we are going to roll back all the protections? Is this a lesson we are going to need to relearn every couple of generations?

      edit: captcha = heredity

    13. Re: The end is near? by helsinki92 · · Score: 1

      the Republicans shit where they eat

      Since when is this a "Republican" problem. I've seen Democrats shit where they eat too.

    14. Re: The end is near? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So you're assuming that everything the EPA is good? You don't mind having an agency write their own laws? Make their own regulations? You should be horrified by that even if you're a strong supporter of the EPA.

      Would you want customs agents making their own regulations? How about police departments? Hell no.

      The laws and regulations ought to come from Congress.

      Oh - "but Congressmen don't have the time and energy to work on such laws". That's why a lot of the "responsibility" given to the Federal Government should be in the states. Examples include HUD, Education, etc...

      Then let the Federal Government focus on Federal problems - you know, little, inconsequential things, such as pollution, war, immigration, international treaties, selecting court justices.

      --
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      Vote 3rd Party in 2016 and beyond
    15. Re: The end is near? by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      Destruction of our one and only habitat? Destruction?

    16. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human "greed" in the sense that millions will starve to death if gas prices double like you guys want. People who are barely getting along now can't stand increased food prices, which would come as a direct consequence of increased fuel prices.

      Or did you intend to kill off a quarter of the African population?

    17. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Take a look at China to see what happens when you expect capitalists to self-regulate.
      >China
      >Capitalists

      Do you need an adult?

    18. Re:The end is near? by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      The sea level rise is slow enough that people will be able to move in an orderly fashion. Nobody is going to find themselves suddenly overwhelmed by ocean. I'm not sure about the rest of the world, but in North America and Europe, it's the rich people that own the beachfront property, so I don't think they'll be suffering. In fact, it's kind of a bit of schadenfreude that they'll be losing their very expensive real estate, since their carbon footprint is likely the 100x the size of the average citizen. What's more likely to happen, however, is a bit of construction and engineering to prevent much loss of land overall. Over a quarter of Holland is below sea level because they've done a fantastic job of reclaiming land from the ocean. And most of this was done or is doable with old fashioned tech. Dykes, canals, windmills, and pumps.

    19. Re:The end is near? by pastafazou · · Score: 2

      We're not going to run out of fossil fuels. There's enough known reserves to keep us going for several more centuries. Advancements in nuclear tech and other areas will see fossil fuels become obsolete long before we run the risk of running out.

    20. Re:The end is near? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "...build zero emission nuclear plants to replace dirty coal plants..."

      If we really wanted to screw the Green left, we would accept the carbon warming hypothesis in full so we could resume doing exactly this.

    21. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why is it that all climate change responses are about people giving up personal freedom"

      "Personal freedom" is a concept that applies when there's space and plentiful resources. We keep making more and more people, eventually you'll run out of space or resources or both.

    22. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while China India, Brazil and Al Gore game the system to their benefit just pisses people off.

      Brazil gaming the system? I'm sorry but Brazil is the role model. Brazil's energy matrix is comprised of almost 70% renewables. We have a country-wide sugar-cane [EROI 8:1] Ethanol distribution and consumption system [since the 70's]. We are champions in the fight against deforestation. We are great aluminum and plastics recyclers. All this while keeping the 9th GDP of the Earth. How come we are gaming the system? Educate thyself.

    23. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The resource consumption by your so called 'everyday people' in the US and Europe is insanly high compared to those countries that will suffer most from global warming. In terms of carbon dioxide emissions per capita China, India and Brazil are far behind the US and Canada so dont't even start this.

      I think you are wrong. I said before in the thread and I will say it again.

      Brazil is the role model. Brazil's energy matrix is comprised of almost 70% renewables. We have a country-wide sugar-cane [EROI 8:1] Ethanol distribution and consumption system [since the 70's]. We are champions in the fight against deforestation. We are great aluminum and plastics recyclers. All this while keeping the 9th GDP of the Earth. You are so wrong.

    24. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At some point it will become very expensive to get that fossil fuels. That point is not that far away.
      By that time it will become very expensive to keep the energy consumption at the level we are using it now.
      So - At the end most people will have no energy to use, unless they are lucky enough to have money - Lots and lots of it...

    25. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Nuclear Can't scale to replace Fossil Fuel. A big nuclear plant generates ~4GW, the world needs ~12TW. therefore we'd need 3k new nuclear plants. That would be 7 times more than the planet has now. Also, a nuclear power plant costs $10G, so it would cost $30T to build enough power plants. The world's GDP is about $75T. Also, keep in mind that non-experimental reactors are using u235 which is only about 0.7% of uranium, so where is all of the uranium going to come from? In the past decade or so we've been harvesting it from old weapons and stockpiles because it's cheaper than mining it.
      So, IF the entire world united in the most expensive project in world history to create nuclear reactors, AND we made new technology to make breeder reactors viable, then maybe we could replace Fossil Fuels with nuclear.

    26. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But overreacting just kills credibility. Telling everyday people that they have to pay twice as much for electricity and $5/gal or more for gasoline to get to work because CARBON BAD!!! while China India, Brazil and Al Gore game the system to their benefit just pisses people off.

      Yep. Also, refusing to build zero emission nuclear plants to replace dirty coal plants,

      You might want to take Brazil out of your complains. Brazil's energy derives from renewables at almost 70%. Mostly hydro and a little nuclear. Plus lots of sugar-cane ethanol as the car fleet fuel. Brazil is more developed than China and India, both in PPP and in HDI.

    27. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that all climate change responses are about people giving up personal freedom and living under more restrictive laws and any change that really wouldn't be noticed by people is not really fought for...?

      Simple. They are watermelons.

      Green-environmental on the outside, socialist/communist red on the inside.

      CAGW is simply a means to a political/ideological end and has nothing whatsoever to do with offsetting/avoiding any "climate disaster". As you point out, actual solutions that do not result in profound losses of freedom & liberty and massive confiscation/transfer of wealth are anathema and total non-starters.

      They see themselves as our masters and this is one strategy to make it so.

    28. Re: The end is near? by budgenator · · Score: 0

      So once again, even in the face of the clear destruction of our one and only habitat, human greed trumps common sense. THAT is why we're fucked...

      The US, the EU, Russia and Japan have all not only reduced their CO2 emissions, the trend line is showing continued reductions. China and India on the other hand have not only increased CO2 Emissions, their trend line is increasing as well.
      What The Fuck should we do to make you Happy? You know who is really fucked, the rent seekers known as Climatologists, hiding their redistributionist schemes behind Lysenkoism pseudo-science.
      Real environmentalists will rue the day they allowed their cause to be subverted by these watermelons and their failed socialist ideologies.

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    29. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twice as much huh  the difference between solar and ch4 power production is 1 cent per kwh. Both are less then 30 percent the retail rate in coal country

    30. Re:The end is near? by vakuona · · Score: 2

      Brazil has a population density of 22 people per square mile. To put that figure in context, the US has a density of 84, China of 142 and India of 386.

      It is easy for Brazil to lead the way on renewables because, per capita, they have way more resources than others.

      That isn't to say they shouldn't, but they cannot be a realistic example for all countries to follow.

    31. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I care more about clean surroundings than your ideology. Are you surprised by this? You want to drink mine tailings and breath coal fallout so as to maintain some kind of ideological purity developed in such a time when these types of ecological common s problems were not forsseen? Or do you want corporations to dump there costs on local municipalities that have no capacity to deal with them?

    32. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get with the times, bro. Wilful ignorance is no excuse. China has a fairly robust combo of state control and market economy, certainly as much as the US

    33. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL half you fuckers don't even have power, sewage, or clean water.

    34. Re: The end is near? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So you're assuming that everything the EPA is good?

      It sounds like you're arguing that if something isn't perfect then it isn't worth having. I think that mindset of no nuance stems from the puritanical influence. Sex outside of marriage? Yeah you're going to hell. Genocide? Also going to hell.

      In reality, nothing is perfect and so perfect is the enemy of good. If you strive for perfection and discard anything falling short, then you will never get anything.

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    35. Re: The end is near? by PoopJuggler · · Score: 2

      Yeah, destruction. What, you think we're improving the planet?
      We almost killed the ozone layer, we've driven countless species to extinction, we're destroying the rainforests, the oceans have literally 50% of the fish they did since the 1970's, we pollute the air, we pollute the water, we pollute the soil, we're heating the planet and fucking up countless ecosystems, etc.. etc..
      You don't think that's destruction of our habitat?

    36. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is easy for Brazil to lead the way on renewables because, per capita, they have way more resources than others.

      That isn't to say they shouldn't, but they cannot be a realistic example for all countries to follow.

      Agreed, but Brazil shouldn't be realistically criticized either.

    37. Re:The end is near? by Bartles · · Score: 1

      We're not fucked at all, overall. Some people will have to move. Just like they've had to due to changing conditions since, oh, forever.

      And it will happen so slowly no one will even notice.

    38. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      List of countries and territories by population density

      Brazil: 24.31 people per sq km and 62.97 people / sq mile
      USA: 33 people per sq km and 85.46 people / sq mile

      It seems that you got Brazilian population per square KILOMETER while using the MILE values for other countries...

      It makes sense as Brazil is only a bit smaller than the USA and has about 2/3 of its population.

    39. Re:The end is near? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      We can build the necessary nuclear plants, except the very same people saying "we're all gonna die unless we do something!!" are also out in force to protest against nuclear being one of the answers....

      Nuclear could be THE answer to preventing future climate change. We could quadruple the capacity of our existing nuclear electricity plants with new reactors, especially the sites located miles away from large population centers and pretty much solve the problem of climate change.

      We have dumped more money into wasteful or futile government programs than it would cost to simply write a check and solve the problem of climate change in the next ten or fifteen years. No mass sacrifice of our productive capacity, no huge hit to the world economy, no shifting of pollution to other countries like China to pretend that we have solved the problem, just solve the energy problem (for hundreds or maybe thousands of years) and allow us to put our intellectual and engineering resources to work on solving all the other problems that face us.

    40. Re:The end is near? by HelpTheNewOverlord · · Score: 2

      List of countries and territories by population density

      Brazil: 24.31 people per sq km and 62.97 people / sq mile
      USA: 33 people per sq km and 85.46 people / sq mile

      It seems that you got Brazilian population per square KILOMETER while using the MILE values for other countries...

      It makes sense as Brazil is only a bit smaller than the USA and has about 2/3 of its population.

    41. Re: The end is near? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      No. Not saying that at all. But the objection to the EPA is not it's stated goal of clean water and air.



      The objection is that it oversteps its role; that it's acting as an unaccountable agency and therefore it needs to be reigned in.

      Reigning in the EPA is not the same as eliminating the EPA or not wanting clean air and water.

      --
      If you're scared of your govt then you need to further restrict its powers
      Vote 3rd Party in 2016 and beyond
    42. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why you think Federal agencies "write their own laws". Perhaps you could give an example?

      And of course Federal agencies develop their own regulations. That's what they are supposed to do! Agencies develop regulations to implement the laws passed by Congress. If Congress doesn't like the regs then they are free to tighten the laws.

    43. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Make their own regulations? You should be horrified by that even if you're a strong supporter of the EPA. "

      What are you stupid? They are a regulatory agency, it is their job to make regulations. They were empowered to do so by Congress.

    44. Re: The end is near? by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Would you want customs agents making their own regulations? How about police departments? Hell no. The laws and regulations ought to come from Congress. Oh - "but Congressmen don't have the time and energy to work on such laws". That's why a lot of the "responsibility" given to the Federal Government should be in the states. Examples include HUD, Education, etc...

      In most scientific and technical areas, I'd like to leave regulations to the people who have a good understanding of that area (i.e. scientists and engineers). As for the political leaders at federal or state level, what expertise do they bring to scientific and technical areas? a liberal-arts or law degree? good rhetoric and campaign-funding skills?

    45. Re:The end is near? by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Some people will have to move. Just like they've had to due to changing conditions since, oh, forever.

      Except this time at a speed never seen before. And where are they going to move? Do you think that it's all going to happen and you're going to be living in happy isolation somewhere, untouched by the chaos around you?

    46. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reigning in the EPA is not the same as eliminating the EPA or not wanting clean air and water.

      Unfortunately that point is lost on Progressives who can't reason that way because government is their religion.

    47. Re:The end is near? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      There's enough known reserves to keep us going for several more centuries

      Reserves don't mean much if they can't sustain the current production rate.

    48. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This needs to be modded up.

    49. Re:The end is near? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The people in Miami are noticing.

    50. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you stupid? They are a regulatory agency, it is their job to make regulations. They were empowered to do so by Congress.

      Regulations that make a rain puddle on my property a navigable waterway and subject to all regulations therein?
      Maybe you'll squawk when the EPA writes regulations to ban lithium, gold, silver, and silicon in all battery powered computing devices.

    51. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent's point was that an unelected governmental employee should not be making rules that the citizens of the country must abide by. That is the job of the Congress, whose members are elected.

      I don't know what country you are from, but the United States was founded on the belief that the citizenry should have a say in their own government.

    52. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no ...
      The Democrats eat what they shit!

    53. Re: The end is near? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      The fine tuning of said laws - of course. But that's not what's happening. We have an out-of-control bureaucracy that's unresponsive to state or federal legislators. The legislators take priority over a regulatory agency.

      It is not a case of science versus politician. It is a case of individuals making decisions capriciously. The EPA is subordinate to both the legislative and judicial branch. It cannot "take" property without oversight. Lands are reclassified as "wet lands" and farmers are put out of business. If there is scientific evidence that this land must be put into the public domain in order to maintain the health of the ecosystem then fine. It is what it is. We have now appropriated the land from said farmer, rancher, whatever, and we, as a society, must pay for it.

      The EPA is hated for good reason. It's not simply that big corporations don't want to clean-up their mess.

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    54. Re: The end is near? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Informative

      The objection is that it oversteps its role; that it's acting as an unaccountable agency and therefore it needs to be reigned in.

      Based on your claim, I had a look around. As far as I can see, just about all of it is whining that the EPA rules will cost big companies money. Well, yes, that is true. It is much cheaper to operate if you can offload the true cost of operation onto other people.

      Reigning in the EPA is not the same as eliminating the EPA or not wanting clean air and water.

      I disagree. It's generally action from people who want to keep the profits private, but nationalise the costs.

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    55. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We must give up personal freedoms because those personal freedoms will go away when we run out of fossil fuels although we wont run out of fossil fuels because we wont keep up with production thus artificially taking away those personal freedoms."

      Your argument has become "Do as I say to avoid X or I will impose X upon you." That is the definition of terrorist.

    56. Re:The end is near? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      president Cheeto

      Hey now, call him by his proper name! It's 'President Pussy-Grabber'. Do that again and I'll report you to the Seekrit Cervize!

    57. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd actually review what life was like in England during the Industrial Revolution for what America will be like with corporations 'self regulating'. Smogs that make Bejing look pristine, water that makes Flint, Michigan look safe, the return of child labor, and perhaps even Debtors' Prison.

    58. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Universe has a population density of 0.0000000...00000001 humans per cubic mile. behold, the power of averages, they lie!

    59. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, destruction. What, you think we're improving the planet?

      We almost killed the ozone layer, we've driven countless species to extinction, we're destroying the rainforests, the oceans have literally 50% of the fish they did since the 1970's, we pollute the air, we pollute the water, we pollute the soil, we're heating the planet and fucking up countless ecosystems, etc.. etc..

      You don't think that's destruction of our habitat?

      Global Warming is about just two things that can wipe out Humans:

      1) Sea acidification - destruction of the base of the food chain on sea
      2) Desertification - destruction of the food chain on land

      CAP: industry [I, for one, bow to our new AI overlords]

    60. Re: The end is near? by aquacrayfish · · Score: 1

      Also considering there are many instances of water pollution all over the country (Flint being the obvious most prominent version), I fail to see how the EPA is doing too much, when they don't have the power to clean up just the water issues.

    61. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your assessment; we're irrelevant. Earth will go on just fine without us, thank you very much.

    62. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then let the Federal Government focus on Federal problems - you know, little, inconsequential things, such as pollution,"

      so you support the EPA ?

    63. Re:The end is near? by andydouble07 · · Score: 1

      This is a strawman. Most environmentalists have no issue with nuclear power. It just seems that nobody (regardless of environmental concerns) wants it in their backyard.

    64. Re: The end is near? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      Look up EPA and ranchers.

      https://www.google.com/search?...

      Here's the first two results

      U.S. Court Rules that EPA Violated Personal Privacy of Farmers ...
      northernag.net/.../US-Court-Rules-that-EPA-Violated-Personal-Privacy-of-Farmers-Ra...
      Sep 13, 2016 - The Environmental Protection Agency has violated the personal privacy of tens of thousands of farmers and ranchers, according to a ...

      Farmers, Ranchers Welcome Selection of Scott Pruitt to Lead EPA
      www.fb.org/news/farmers-ranchers-welcome-selection-of-scott-pruitt-to-lead-epa
      Dec 8, 2016 - Farmers, ranchers and many others cheered President-elect Donald Trump's choice of Scott Pruitt to lead EPA. In his position as attorney ...

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    65. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're assuming that everything the EPA is good?

      Please show me where PoopJuggler said that. I've looked and looked and can't find it.

      You really think the states should be left to tackle this on their own? When I was a child (a LONG time ago) I lived in a state down-wind from a bunch of coal-fired power plants in a neighboring state. Without the EPA jumping in to regulate their dumb asses I'd probably be dead and acid rain would have killed all our flora and fauna. Of course there'a a lot of whining about lost jobs and lost profits but IMHO that's better than lost lives.

    66. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would totally not mind building safe nuclear reactors instead of coal/oil.

    67. Re:The end is near? by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 1

      And how did I contradict you exactly? It was a reply to "while China India, Brazil and Al Gore game the system to their benefit just pisses people off". The US has the highest CO2 emission per capita in the world. Brazil etc. have a smaller CO2 emission per capita.

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    68. Re:The end is near? by randomlygeneratename · · Score: 1

      These are all deflections of the argument. Different people are trying different solutions to the same global catastrophic problem, people with different opinions on what they don't mind giving up. Don't like the solutions? Then come to the table, and we'll negotiate a better one we can all agree on. Don't deflect and deny.

      Couple of side points: (1) No, it is not the "same people" protesting nuclear plants as trying to combat global warming. (2) Solutions don't have to be terribly invasive. Markets show great progress on the cost of renewable energy sources (Source), all we need is a slight bump (probably subsidy) to make sure they win in the near term instead of the distant future. (3) You want to ban charter flights, fine. It doesn't take away from the message. In fact it only strengthens it -- change will not ever happen at the consumer level, because it's very difficult to give up convenience for the greater good, especially if one's peers don't either. It's really just the prisoner's dilemma, scaled up. And as a really minor note, Di Caprio did pay a voluntary carbon tax to offset emissions from flying to produce "Before the Flood."

    69. Re: The end is near? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Yeah, destruction. What, you think we're improving the planet?

      We almost killed the ozone layer, we've driven countless species to extinction, we're destroying the rainforests, the oceans have literally 50% of the fish they did since the 1970's, we pollute the air, we pollute the water, we pollute the soil, we're heating the planet and fucking up countless ecosystems, etc.. etc..

      You don't think that's destruction of our habitat?

      For many deniers, there are two options: "We're just fine," and "the end of human life on Earth." So when you say we're destroying habitat, their counter is "don't be ridiculous, we can still live here." They think that when Mass Human Migrations happen, that we'll be fine behind our walls, or that they're the ones who won't have to move.

    70. Re:The end is near? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      But overreacting just kills credibility. Telling everyday people that they have to pay twice as much for electricity and $5/gal or more for gasoline to get to work because CARBON BAD!!! while China India, Brazil and Al Gore game the system to their benefit just pisses people off.

      Just like you are killing your own credibility (not that an AC had any in the first place). Because of investments in wind and solar power, these technologies are now amongst the cheapest ways to install new generation capacity. China knows this and invests more than any other country in renewable energy.

      The real issue is that, a decade or two from now, the US will have the most expensive electricity generation, because other countries will have moved on.

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    71. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're assuming that everything the EPA is good? You don't mind having an agency write their own laws? Make their own regulations? You should be horrified by that even if you're a strong supporter of the EPA.

      Why? You're assuming that your assertions are all self-arguing, but that is a fallacy.

      Would you want customs agents making their own regulations? How about police departments? Hell no.

      They already do.

      The laws and regulations ought to come from Congress.

      And unless Congress explicitly details every scenario, you will find they necessarily delegate authority.

      Oh - "but Congressmen don't have the time and energy to work on such laws". That's why a lot of the "responsibility" given to the Federal Government should be in the states. Examples include HUD, Education, etc...

      You don't know what HUD or the Federal Department of Education do, do you? Here's a hint, they mostly collect data on a national scale, states and counties build housing and run schools. And they are failing. Consistently.

      Probably because state governments are mismanaged and incompetent, they even farm a lot of work out to ALEC. A corporate shill tank.

      Then let the Federal Government focus on Federal problems - you know, little, inconsequential things, such as pollution, war, immigration, international treaties, selecting court justices.

      They aren't going to handle that any better till you hold them to account. But you can't, because they rigged the system.

      So too are most state legislatures, see North Carolina, Alabama and Wisconsin for examples demonstrated to be non-representing in courts.

      Sorry, but we need a new government, and Trump is makimg it more likely to be a revolution.

    72. Re:The end is near? by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 2

      You are arguing against scientific fact. Let's examine your thesis. It seems they are political in nature, stemming from a desire not to be told what to do. If I can restate it, you seem to be suggesting that the physical properties of carbon dioxide depending on which plane certain celebrities travel on.

      We've been studying climate change for about 200 years now, mostly in the context of trying to explain ice ages. The CO2-mediated theory of climate change was first described in 1896, and despite a scientific consensus against it which persisted until the mid-1950s, today it is the dominant scientific understanding. There have been a number of key observations, but the fundamental science was the work of Tyndall in 1859 on the heat properties of gases.

      Your Al-Gore-Airplane theory of climate change seems like it will be easily testable. I'll leave the experimental design to you. While we're at it, we should probably test the rest of the things you mentioned, to see if they also affect the optical properties of CO2. It sounds like Tyndall may be in serious need of revision. This will likely throw out almost all of our knowledge of extraterrestrial atmospheres too; you're not going to make NASA happy. Although it does provoke the question, if Al Gore affects carbon dioxide on this planet, does he also affect other worlds equally or is it more like an inverse square effect?

      </sarcasm>Hi. You're a person, I'm a person. We have this planet thing that we live on and it's really neat. Unfortunately we have only got just the one, so we do have to share it. Even more unfortunately, we have a bit of a pollution problem. Unlike every other pollution problem we have had, this one is global and really hard to clean up. Humanity, as a whole, will need to get together and clean it up. Humanity as a whole hasn't done anything quite like that before, and not everyone can be counted on to act correctly all the time. There may even be some sort of tradeoffs involved, where (e.g.) we pollute a little to make solar panels, which then gives us a non-carbon-producing method of power generation. If your criterion for taking action is universal adherence (or universal penury?) then you must be considered to be deliberately choosing inaction regardless of the consequences.

      I believe that all humans care about our planet. Earth is our home, after all. I believe that you do care about the world and the people in it, and I speculate that this is actually a strong reason for your denial: if it were true, it would compel action. I'm sorry to say that the science is unequivocal. We've tried like hell to prove this theory wrong, and for a long while we thought we had, but this is actually the way the world works, and the issue of who gets to ride which airplane has absolutely no bearing on that. I'm sorry if you think that the political consequences of this science won't work out well for you. I suspect that things will actually end up better than both of us fear. But arguing with global warming is like arguing with the tide. At some level I imagine that you know this, and that you know you're making a bad argument. I don't want you to stop fighting whatever political fight you think needs to be made, but I would suggest you not dispute climate science -- unless it is with rigorous measurements. Making ad hominem and tu quoque arguments against nonscientists is also not particularly clever.

      Why is it that all climate change responses are about people giving up personal freedom and living under more restrictive laws and any change that really wouldn't be noticed by people is not really fought for...?

      Confirmation bias. Also, it's not necessary to fight for things that don't affect people's lives.You also do not have a personal right to pollute, and on that basis I would suggest not taking up any supposed issues of freedom. Your personal philosophy may rank some freedom as more important that society's freedom not to be polluted, but you're not going to be able to convince anyone of

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    73. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "EPA [...] agency write their own laws [...] regulations [...] should be horrified by that even if you're a strong supporter of the EPA."
      "let the Federal Government focus on [...] pollution"

      You seem to be advocating both for and against the existence of the EPA, a bunch of subject matter experts writing regulations for a federal sized problem.

    74. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no link between man and the ozone layer.

    75. Re: The end is near? by Bartles · · Score: 1

      No. They aren't.

    76. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree that asking capitalists to self-regulate will fail (the concept of negative externalities just about guarantees a race to the bottom) I think China is more a case of an authoritarian regime promoting economic growth above all other considerations and really not caring what effect that has on their citizens health or quality of life. Which of course means that China can still serve as a useful example of what could happen under the orange troll regime.

    77. Re: The end is near? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The ones that aren't in denial are noticing. The rest will notice soon after.

    78. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two obviously biased sources? GLMDesigns, try harder, or you'll continue to fail.

      You might as well be citing Trump on Obama's birth certificate.

    79. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drinkypoo agrees.

    80. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Miami has no pun intended one of the hottest real estate markets in the ciuntry. if u had flooding nobody would be buying properties.

    81. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In geologic terms humans don't exist."

      Exactly. Thank You.

    82. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh China is communist

    83. Re:The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your argument has become "Do as I say to avoid X or I will impose X upon you." That is the definition of terrorist.

      The argument was clearly that reality would impose X, not that the poster would. I'm constantly being surprised by what passes for logic with you people. I was genuinely shocked when I realized how many people blame clean energy for the loss of all of those coal mining jobs rather than the extremely dirty and wasteful natural gas that actually killed coal demand.

    84. Re:The end is near? by vinlud · · Score: 1

      Because it is not that economically viable in the long term, the price of solar and wind has been dropping tremendously in the last few years and is expected to continue to do so. Nuclear has to deal both with a lot of regulations (and rightfully so) and is simply more expensive with the current trends. I have nothing in itself against nuclear, but its simply more expensive. This will hopefully change in the longer run with fusion.

      Another point is why would you switch your country from being dependent on another foreign country with oil to replace it with uranium when you can become completely energy independent by using solar combined with the developing energy storage options, or fusion in the future.

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    85. Re: The end is near? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The last of the great denier arguments is "Well, too late to do anything, might as well burn, baby, burn."

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    86. Re: The end is near? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In other words, your argument is that the EPA was found by a court to have overstepped its bounds once, and certain people (specifically, some of those who like to privatize their profits and socialize their costs) don't like the EPA.

      We've seen some ranchers recently destroy Federal property and irreplaceable Native American archaeology because their whining about not being able to graze wherever wasn't heard. I'm not impressed.

      Next in: Wall Street crooks cheer the downfall of the SEC.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    87. Re: The end is near? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In other words, farmers who trash the ecosystem to make money complain when they're told not to. We need wetlands more than we need people to come in and destroy them.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    88. Re:The end is near? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There's a Facebook meme going around that "Donald Trump" anagrams to "Lord Dampnut". I believe that should be just as acceptable to use.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    89. Re:The end is near? by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      New advances in technology continue to drop costs and allow development of previously too hard to recover reserves. That trend is unlikely to change any time soon. We definitely have enough to keep us going for a century, and as I said, nuclear technology will continue to advance apace.

    90. Re:The end is near? by JWW · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you get the impression I'm disagreeing with you.

      My personal opinion is that widespread adoption of Nuclear power is THE answer to solving climate change. I like wind and solar power too, but that whole "constantly available" thing is a struggle for those technologies to get past. Zero emissions is zero emissions that means no coal plants that means either we pave the world with the current tech solar panels or we use nuclear.

      So I'm really talking about doing what needs to be done instead of passing a bunch of laws and/or passing around a bunch of money (ie. carbon credits).

      And yes my dig on Gore and Leo is not key to solving a problem, but dammit, I'd like the people stating that this is a problem ACTING like they know its a problem and showing it in how they act.

      Right now Gore and DiCaprio come across like people telling us how horribly awful second hand smoke is while lighting up yet another cigar....

    91. Re:The end is near? by Ferretman · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with Florida that a few feet of global warming won't fix.

      Ferret

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    92. Re: The end is near? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the countries we are buying things from? We own the pollution for the things we buy from them too.

    93. Re:The end is near? by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      The problem with a "cost" analysis is that you're comparing apples and oranges. If it was only a matter of cost/kWh then solar and wind would be fine and dandy. There'd be no question that that would be the way to go.

      Unfortunately running on unreliable sources like solar and wind doesn't work as our use of the grid presumes stability of delivery and being able to follow load. We're already having problems in Europe due to wind having to be dumped at negative cost on the market (i.e. they produce more wind than we can use); wind being especially problematic in that the power delivered varies as the cube of wind speed. You only get nominal power in a very narrow range of wind speeds.

      Now, of course, these aren't problems that are insurmountable, but it would take a substantial change of the grid with large scale long range interconnects (to even out differences in wind/sun) and storage (to further even out e.g. day/night). These costs are substantial, and must be factored in when talking wind/solar.

      As it stands now we have the figures already. Sweden with a hydro+nuclar mix where we've switched as much to electricity as possible we emit roughly half as much CO2 per capital as the "forerunner" Germany. If we factor in industry production we're even better of. Germany's getting rid of nuclear means in actual fact that they have tied themselves to lignite coal (the largest source of particulate pollution in Sweden is actually coal power refuse blowing here from Germany and Poland). They pay about three times as much for electricity as we do, and hence do not use it if it can be avoided. They use fossil fuel for as much as is practical. (I.e. heating their houses etc.) Same is true of the Denmark to a large extent.

      But with the current government here, they'll finish off our nuclear in short order, and we'll be changing our energy mix to the same dirty mix as Germany in short order. Don't you worry... All in the name of becoming "green". It's enough to make you bloody weep.

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  8. Re:I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's your broom. Now push back that ocean.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  9. warm war is the new cold war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    attic = collateral damage
    and past presidents done nothing but ignore it for thier 8-year terms

  10. Re:Donald Trump has signed an executive order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Look. I wrote my name. Here, I'll hold it up and wave it around so everybody can see I wrote my name. See? I wrote my name. Mike Pence is here, standing right behind me, clapping like a trained seal on cocaine, he's so proud of the way I wrote my name. Also to remind you what will happen next.

  11. ..climate for three and a half decades.. by SlOrbA · · Score: 1

    I surely hope that the data is representing more than 35 years for temperature variation. We can have a hybris and think everything is man made if we only look things in the scope of single human lifetime. I bet in the 1850's they believed that all the coal burning was the reason for the mini ice age. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    1. Re:..climate for three and a half decades.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this timeline.

      https://xkcd.com/1732/

    2. Re:..climate for three and a half decades.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's moronic. Go home.

    3. Re:..climate for three and a half decades.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reality is not matching up with expected outcome. Unless of course you conveniently ignore reality and work solely with the projections.

    4. Re:..climate for three and a half decades.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet in the 1850's they believed that all the coal burning was the reason for the mini ice age.

      Back in the 1850s, they didn't even realize all the coal burning was poisoning their own lungs.

    5. Re: ..climate for three and a half decades.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I apologize for that comment of mine. I was wrong. I hadn't actually read the page in question before I called it moronic. Monroe does a good job of making complex topics easy to grasp.

    6. Re:..climate for three and a half decades.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rarely does one get to 'TLDR' a comic strip.

    7. Re:..climate for three and a half decades.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should show him "My Hobby: Extrapolation" and then laugh at him.

      He admitted in his own graphic there that short spikes can be smoothed over, and that is, in fact, a short spike.

      But luckily, you guys aren't in power any more, so you won't be given the opportunity to destroy industrial civilization to signal your virtue.

    8. Re:..climate for three and a half decades.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The XKCD timeline lists Marcott et.al 2012 as a source. Too bad their own source contradicts the graph, then.

      (The graph claims current temperatures are clearly warmer than at any point during the holocene. Marcott et.al. says it's warmer than during 85% of the holocene)

  12. Meanwhile in the ocean by MrKaos · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's been hot this summer, really hot so naturally, I'm catching some waves.

    The water is cold, icy cold and I'm only half joking when I say, 'now we know where the icebergs are melting to'. I know it's subjective, I posted this in previous years, however I have decades of experience in the ocean and I remember by month just how cold the water should feel for that time of year. My mental map of the way the ocean should feel is changing enough to notice.

    I can sustain a 2+ hour body surf if I have time. I had time the other day and could only stay in for an hour, it was that cold in the middle of summer on a 42C day.

    This used to be a pretty rare occurrence, now it is becoming more common at least to my local observations.

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    1. Re:Meanwhile in the ocean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or as you age your metabolism is changing, as is your endurance for cooler water. Sorry, but your subjective "memory" of water temps is not a reliable measure at all.

    2. Re:Meanwhile in the ocean by rcharbon · · Score: 1

      Melted ice makes cold water.

    3. Re:Meanwhile in the ocean by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's what you said last year.

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
  13. Move to Malaga. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than change the weather where you are, why not move where the weather is what you want?

    Or will you be opening up britain to people who liked the weather in Spain but now find that it's happening in the UK, so want to move there?

  14. Turtles all the way down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once the ice is gone it will start to snow and will suck in warm atlantic water to replace the evaporation forming the new ice age glaciation over europe, asia and north america.

    1. Re:Turtles all the way down by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

      I have been saying the same thing for 20 years. The cold air will move off the open arctic ocean and form a high pressure over land. Ice age!

  15. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah just keep your head buried in the sand.

  16. Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Of course it's all the fault of evil humans ('evil humans' = Western civilization) and could not possibly be due to undiscovered natural climate mechanisms. We thoroughly understand how planetary climates work, that's why scientists never announce new climate mechanism discoveries, because all is known that is knowable regarding the Earth's climate system.

    Anyone who voices a different view or attempts to present conflicting data should be persecuted, ridiculed, prosecuted, and thrown in prison because they are evil. It is imperative that we cripple Western civilization as it alone is solely responsible for CAGW because Western CO2 is evil, but Chinese/Indian CO2 is climate-neutral due to not being generated by evil Western civilization.

    1. Re: Evil Humans by PoopJuggler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How exactly does combating climate change "cripple Western civilization"? I think what you really mean is that it inconveniences you and threatens your greedy opulent lifestyle as a privileged species. How can you possibly live without hamburgers and your Ford F350?

    2. Re:Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Building solar panels, wind farms and nuclear power plants will cripple western civilization?
      News to me.
      Meanwhile, we know that CO2 traps heat, we know we're pumping it into the atmosphere, we know that levels are rising.
      Why not do something about it?
      Do you shit in a toilet, or just in a corner, because the smell won't kill you anyway?

    3. Re: Evil Humans by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How exactly does combating climate change "cripple Western civilization"? I think what you really mean is that it inconveniences you and threatens your greedy opulent lifestyle as a privileged species. How can you possibly live without hamburgers and your Ford F350?

      He doesn't even have to do that. Cows can be de-methane'd with seaweed. Or probably we could come up with a GM fix for their gut biota. That Ford can be made out of Aluminum (it's about to be) and it can be a hybrid (likewise.) Some things will become more expensive, and some redundant things have to go away, and lots of things have to get better — no more disposable garbage electronics, for example. Now THOSE are killing the fucking planet.

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    4. Re: Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is Taco Bell with how much methane it produces.

      Well, not Taco Bell directly, just the people that eat there. If methane is 10x the green house gas that CO2 is most nights after a Taco Bell feast, I know I produce almost as much methane as I would normally produce in CO2, mostly in my sleep. It is pretty bad when your own ass gas wakes you up at night.

      We need to do something about Taco Bell. It should be worth about a degree or two in the artic.

    5. Re: Evil Humans by jandersen · · Score: 0

      How exactly does combating climate change "cripple Western civilization"?

      Well, you know, in the same way that the Hippies destroyed civilisation and everything their parents had fought for in the 60es. IOW "just because".

      It's funny - in a distinctly unfunny way - to look back at how the US was founded by these incredibly tough immigrants, who more or less walked across the plains, man, wife, children, grandparents and all, and built their lives out of basically nothing but their ingenuity. I wonder what they would have thought of this whining chorus, who are so afraid of change, that they refuse to even look at the many opportunities there are for making something better of tomorrow. How the hell did it come to be this way? It is no wonder that China and India are ambling past you guys without raising a sweat; how about showing a bit of backbone?

    6. Re:Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not about western vs chinese co2. It's about western technological advancements leading the world like we have since the beginning of the industrial revolution. We can't force China to stop producing co2, but when we develop more efficient ways to fuel our lifestyle than fossil fuels, the rest of the world will follow. We started this mess, and we need to finish it and fix the problems that were created by our previous generation of technological development.

    7. Re: Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      American immigrants had it easy. An empty (well, after all the natives were disposed of) land well stocked with pretty much all the plants and animals they had back in Europe, and a mild climate.
      They just walked in and took over.

      Now, the European immigrants to the Horn of Africa and Australia were truly tough bastards.

    8. Re: Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I can't. I don't know what the fuck you think I have an opulent lifestyle just because I have an F-350 -- that's bigoted and ignorant. I'm a fucking farmer -- what, am I supposed to haul livestock with a fucking Prius? Idiot.

    9. Re: Evil Humans by heathenistics · · Score: 1

      How exactly does combating climate change "cripple Western civilization"? I think what you really mean is that it inconveniences you and threatens your greedy opulent lifestyle as a privileged species. How can you possibly live without hamburgers and your Ford F350?

      Yup, we absolutely need cherry-picking "scientific" studies that are funded by billionaires who consume exponentially more natural resources than entire towns to tell those of us who live significantly limited lifestyles (99% of us) that we are to blame for climate change and that we all should pay to cover for their environmental malfeasance. Yup, everything nowadays is every single human being's fault, except those that fund the studies.

    10. Re: Evil Humans by PoopJuggler · · Score: 2

      Sorry, I didn't intend it as a flame. If you need a big truck, ok, but there's tons of people who buy giant trucks just for fashion. Those are the people I was talking about -- the people who could easily live without one.

    11. Re: Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what if someone 'can live without' $ITEM?

      Who the fuck are YOU or anyone else to tell someone what they should or should not have? It's not yours or any government's place to be micromanaging people's lives. And any who try will be short-lived.

      But, that's really what all this CAGW crap is about. Controlling people. If the alarmists were actually concerned about CAGW they'd be clamoring for nuclear power. But, noooo! *You* fucks want to reduce standards of living and micromanage individual lives.

      How many of your lives is it worth? How many people are you willing to have killed attempting to force this down everyone's throats? Keep in mind, *WE* are the ones who own the guns, and we're also the ones making up most of the military. Are you willing to kill millions of people to enforce your ideology? Because that's what it will take, make no mistake.

    12. Re: Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong average life expectancy was like 35-40. high infant mortality rates. life was fucking hard and dangerous.

    13. Re: Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What right does your side have to tell me how to live? You tell me where my dick will go, you tell my girlfriend what she gets to do with her vagina, you CONTROL AND TAKE AWAY the drugs we want, you force media to only show the stuff you like and you hate titties. The list is huge! No, you can go fuck yourself. You won't stop meddling in my business so I am sure as hell not staying out of yours.

    14. Re: Evil Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You tell me where my dick will go,

      Don't give a rat's ass wgere your dicklette goes, just don't force me to participate in celebrating it.

      you tell my girlfriend what she gets to do with her vagina,

      No, we tell people that killing a baby is murder. Same as we're not telling street thugs what to do with their hands when they're arrested for a drive-by shooting.

      you CONTROL AND TAKE AWAY the drugs we want,

      No, not I, but both parties in D.C. The drug war is bipartisan. Note: I am strongly against the 'war on (some) drugs' as it only raises the profit margins for the cartels and leaves addicts without treatment.

      you force media to only show the stuff you like and you hate titties.

      Again, both parties have been behind such measures and, like the drug wars, I oppose them.

      Like Lincoln, I will stand with any man when he is right even when we disagree on most other things, and walk away from any man when he is wrong when we agree on most other things.

      I would encourage you to adopt a similar principle-based stance, as it's the only way that people can unite to remain free against those who would enslave everyone on all sides by pitting us against each other.

    15. Re:Evil Humans by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      To translate your argument, "I shouldn't be inconvenienced because there's a distant possibility that scientists will find a remarkable mechanism in which the climate really isn't influenced by CO2 but by another factor that just happens to track it somewhat. Oh, and I like to babble and make crap up and pretend people I don't like said it."

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  17. Re: I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Actually, I withdraw my previous comment. Venice DOES seem to have major problems with flooding, something that will be very expensive to fix and will likely cause massive loss of life especially when combined with natural disasters, like tsunamis.

  18. More fake climate news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    By slashdot. Winter is usually the off season for these nuts. Not hard to drum up a leftist hysteric whenever they need one.

    1. Re:More fake climate news by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

      By slashdot. Winter is usually the off season for these nuts. Not hard to drum up a leftist hysteric whenever they need one.

      Hey, is that you Donald?

    2. Re:More fake climate news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no. That's Steve. I'm Donald. MAGA!

    3. Re:More fake climate news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, you said fake news. Get back to us when you make it to high school.

    4. Re:More fake climate news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes these articles drive more traffic. Just look at the ammount of comments on the partisan comments.

    5. Re:More fake climate news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Hillary! Its me!

  19. There's a bug in your code by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    It's still a friggin' simulation. Occam's Razor says it's a bug in your code.

    1. Re:There's a bug in your code by budgenator · · Score: 1

      It's still a friggin' simulation. Occam's Razor says it's a bug in your code.

      Occam's Razor says the simplest answer tends to be correct, when your trying to model systems with multiple nonlinear dependant varibles; the simplest answer is any output is chaotic crap, no matter how good your code is.

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    2. Re:There's a bug in your code by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Occam's Razor says the simplest answer tends to be correct, when your trying to model systems with multiple nonlinear dependant varibles; the simplest answer is any output is chaotic crap, no matter how good your code is.

      OK, tell you what, I'll model a chaotic simulation and you bet against me being right.

      The weather is chaotic and so unpredictable.

      Bet you $1000 that it doesn't snow on August 1 in London.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    3. Re:There's a bug in your code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occam's Razor says the simplest answer tends to be correct, when your trying to model systems with multiple nonlinear dependant varibles; the simplest answer is any output is chaotic crap, no matter how good your code is.

      OK, tell you what, I'll model a chaotic simulation and you bet against me being right.

      The weather is chaotic and so unpredictable.

      Bet you $1000 that it doesn't snow on August 1 in London.

      If you were confidant you'd bet a million dollars/put the title of your (Mom's) house that it would be under 40*C.

  20. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, news about 21st century alchemy. A philosopher has lost his stones.

    And the deniers have lost their marbles.

  21. some crap models produce crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if the model simulation is saying 50C higher, I'd get a better model, some fruit loop must have messed with the parameters.

    Then again all the present simulation models are fucking shit, biased to run way too hot. and don't model reality correctly. stop adding dumb fucking parameter kludges.

    1. Re:some crap models produce crap by budgenator · · Score: 1

      if the model simulation is saying 50C higher, I'd get a better model, some fruit loop must have messed with the parameters.

      Then again all the present simulation models are fucking shit, biased to run way too hot. and don't model reality correctly. stop adding dumb fucking parameter kludges.

      If they didn't use dumb fucking parameter kludges, the models wouldn't be able to even process fast enough to keep up with real time, forget about predicting the future.

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    2. Re:some crap models produce crap by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      if the model simulation is saying 50C higher, I'd get a better model, some fruit loop must have messed with the parameters.

      No, it's saying 50F higher. And since we've already seen 30-50F high anomalies this winter, the model output is perfectly plausible.

    3. Re:some crap models produce crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. And there were anomalies of equal magnitude during the 70s.

      Oh, you didn't know? Well, it doesn't make for as exciting headlines I guess.

      (Source: arctic temperature graphs at dmi.dk)

  22. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

    I always find this funny that so many studies say "The Arctic is warming and there should be no more ice cap by 2050". I remember some US scientists said there would be no ice in the Arctic by 2013, and look at this graph. The arctic ice cap is currently a little over 13 million square km.

    Yes, it may be shrinking a little, but the sampling period is extremely short, compared to our planet's age. This can or cannot be caused by humans. But hey, anyway humans won't survive Earth, which is scheduled to disappear anyway in the next 5 billion years... Unless we disseminate elsewhere in our universe, we're doomed.

  23. Has anyone here tried to analyze the data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In this Science Friday interview, DJ Patil says that the climate data is available for anyone to download and that the results are so overwhelmingly clear that anyone can analyse the data and see the human impact. I never thought this type of analysis was so accessible. I am wondering if anyone here on slashdot has tried to look at the data themselves.

    1. Re:Has anyone here tried to analyze the data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A couple people have, but it's irrelevant. No one is suggesting that there's anything wrong with their analysis, and if you were looking for an argument (from either perspective) about global warming generally, you would want to focus on the primary evidence for the theory, namely the properties of atmospheric gases. If you want to *study* the human impact, go ahead and do your analysis yourself and I am sure your results will be interesting. If you would like a layman's idea of what the changes in the Arctic have been like, you should look here.

      If you want the data, there it is. If you want the evidence for the theory, seek elsewhere. If you want pretty pictures click the link.

    2. Re:Has anyone here tried to analyze the data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this Science Friday interview, DJ Patil says that the climate data is available for anyone to download and that the results are so overwhelmingly clear that anyone can analyse the data and see the human impact. I never thought this type of analysis was so accessible. I am wondering if anyone here on slashdot has tried to look at the data themselves.

      Problem is, when you give a denier all the data, he'll pick out the cherries that prove his point and throw away the rest. Always.

      Case in point: http://www.thegwpf.com/arctic-sea-ice-grows-back-to-2006-levels/ - "Sea ice charts for 18 January from NSIDC Masie show exactly as much sea ice in 2017 as there was back in 2006 – 13.4 million km^2."

      So out of all the sea ice data sets they present this single point. When the documentation for that set specifically mentions

      While operational analyses are usually the most accurate and timely representation of sea ice, they have errors and biases that change over time. If one is interested in long-term trends in sea ice or how it responds to changing climate forcing, generally, it is best not to use an operational product, but rather one that is consistently produced and retroactively quality controlled. The NSIDC Sea Ice Index monthly ice extent, and the satellite passive microwave data sets upon which it is based, is one example. The Sea Ice Index gives a daily image of extent as well as monthly products. However, these daily images are not meant to be used for climate studies or for inferring anything longer than seasonal trends.

  24. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    We only have about a billion years before the Earth is uninhabitable though...so we'd better get cracking!

  25. Of course the warming is caused by humans... by Faw · · Score: 1

    ... specially those scientist living there warming the place, if they moved out it would obviously cool down again.

  26. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by gtall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the other hand, were Greenland's ice sheet to totally melt, we get roughly 24 ft of sea level rise. So if only 10 % of it melts, we get 2.4 ft rise. There goes Miami and most of southern Florida, Louisiana is...reduced. Virginia can kiss Norfolk goodbye. And if that rise also causes a shift in ocean currents, we can expect more effects.

    So please, let's gamble with the future. What do we have to lose, eh?

  27. The Earth will do just fine by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2

    Once the humans are gone.

    1. Re:The Earth will do just fine by Bratch · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's about time for a good sized asteroid impact.

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  28. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

    The article is talking about summer ice cap, and you're showing a graph of the winter. Current low record for extend of arctic summer ice is about 3.5 million km, from september 2013. Granted, 2013 wasn't ice-free, but that was an early estimate from one overexcited scientist. We're getting close, though, but the exact year depends on a lot on the particular weather.

  29. It's not that we deny climate change by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 0

    as it's pretty obvious the climate IS changing.
    I'm just not so sure about the sole root cause being what the politically correct opinion is on the matter. ( Eg: Humanity is the reason )

    In the grand scheme of things, our species is a relative newcomer to all things Earth. Since long before we showed up, the planet has cycled between two states. One of them being the Greenhouse version, the other the rather Chilly Ice Age variety. It's been going on for millions of years and will continue to do so long after we're dust. I'm pretty sure we have had nothing to do with the previous cycles, thus my reluctance to blame humanity as the sole contributor to the issue.

    At some point it's going to get really hot around here. The Polar Caps and glaciers will all melt and the sea levels will rise once again. Somewhere along the way a Super Volcano will do its thing or we'll get a big enough NEO impact and the resulting dust / ash clouds will block enough sunlight, cool things off and we'll swing the cycle back the other way. Wash, rinse and repeat for billions of years.

    It's Natures way of reformatting the planet so to speak.

    Not to say we shouldn't try and minimize the pollution we spew out. It's nice to live in a non-toxic environment where I can breathe without a coughing fit.
    If we want to blame human industry, so be it. Something needs to be the bad guy before folks can even be bothered to notice that something needs to be fixed.

    The human variable may ultimately help speed things up, but in the end the cycle will continue to repeat itself and there isn't much we can do to stop it.

    1. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by Hardhead_7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but I find it interesting how Conservatives have started to use the term "Politically Correct" to mean "thing I disagree with." Here it means, "scientific." He disagrees with the scientific opinion on the matter, but since it's something he opposes politically, then it is - to him - the "politically correct" opinion that humans cause global warming.

    2. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      So, if this sudden warming is part of a natural cycles, what's causing it ? Why is it happening now ?

    3. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      Really hot? Doubtful. 1.2C per doubling of CO2 according to the actual physics. Any additional warming would have to come from a positive feedback loop, which is an unproven theory and doubtful if one thinks about it. If our climate is so sensitive to CO2 increases and there were a positive feedback loop, a single large volcano could trigger a runaway climate catastrophe.

    4. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by pastafazou · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are incorrect. It is "politically correct" to fully support the global warming alarmism. But ACTUAL SCIENCE calculates only 1.2C of warming for every doubling of CO2. At our current level of 400ppm CO2, that means pumping it up to 1600ppm will only add an additional 2.4C. The "politically correct" version of global warming says that there are additional positive feedbacks that will cause much more than 2.4C of warming. But these positive feedbacks are NOT ACTUAL SCIENCE. They are theorized, disputed, and unproven. And logically, if our climate has positive feedbacks to increasing CO2, our planet should have been completely fried a long time ago.

    5. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      remnants of 2016 El Nino? Or maybe it's accumulated pollution from China: http://peninsulaclarion.com/st...

    6. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same thing that caused it last time, a mix of planetary wobble and solar activity. You don't see the current panic events in the historic recreations because the historic recreations are based off proxies with an effective data resution of "multi-century averages." Smooth the current data by even as low as 50 years and nothing is out of the expected.

    7. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It does not matter whether humans are the cause of climate change.

      Humans are the only ones who can do anything about climate change because nature will not.

    8. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by Gilgaron · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily... past mechanisms that locked in carbon (like lignin) are no longer effective because the biome figured out how to make enzymes that break down lignin. So, fewer peat bogs to sequester it away. The anaerobes were victims of their own success in their oxygen waste products that eventually lead to their demise. So, it is perfectly feasible that CO2 levels could ramp up again and wipe out complex life until some microbes start making something they can't break down yet with it. Maybe we'll get lucky and multicellularity will be a big hit again.

    9. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      remnants of 2016 El Nino? Or maybe it's accumulated pollution from China

      I mean the warming of the last 40 years, not just this year.

    10. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just not so sure about the sole root cause being what the politically correct opinion is on the matter.

      Haven't you watched news over the last few weeks. Nowadays the politically correct opinion on global warning is that it is a Chinese hoax invented to cripple the Good Ol' USA.

      If you try to say something else on the media, the press secretary of the White House will start crying. You wouldn't want to see the press secretary to cry, would you?

    11. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The same thing that caused it last time, a mix of planetary wobble and solar activity

      Solar activity has been down lately, and wobbles are too slow or too insignificant.

    12. Re: It's not that we deny climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. Nature will do something about it. We just don't like what it will do.

    13. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap what a ridiculous statement. And it's been modded up?!

      It does not matter whether comets and asteroids are the cause of mass extinctions. Comets and asteroids are the only ones who can do anything about mass extinctions because the laws of gravity will not.

    14. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by epine · · Score: 1

      And logically, if our climate has positive feedbacks to increasing CO2, our planet should have been completely fried a long time ago.

      This is your standard of careful thinking?

      The system under discussion has hundreds or thousands of important degrees of freedom in excess of the three-body problem. Between any pair of state space regions of transient stability (small=10,000 years, large=100 million years) there could be an entire Game of Thrones worth of non-linear cast members.

      It's not like the first non-linearity results in Space: 1999, where first the moon leaves the earth's orbit, and a day later, the moon departs the entire solar system.

      Several episodes of the first series hinted that the Moon's journey was influenced (and perhaps initiated) by a "mysterious unknown force", which was guiding the Alphans toward an ultimate destiny.

      There's a big difference between non-linearity and the mysterious unknown force guiding the Alphans toward an ultimate destiny.

      For real x, e^x is non-linear and so is e^ix. What a puzzler! The first form is the one you (and the Alphans) invoked, the second is the one more likely to govern the earth's climate, in the large.

    15. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      But ACTUAL SCIENCE calculates only 1.2C of warming for every doubling of CO2.

      I'm not sure where you're getting your science. Your claim presents a logarithmic response of temperature on CO2, which appears to be pulled out of your ass.

      Take a look at Figure SPM.5 (b) in the IPCC report. Looks like the effect is a linear increase in temperature as a function of total CO2 emissions.

    16. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The logarithmic response is correct, but the current best estimates put the warming at 3C per doubling of CO2. https://www.skepticalscience.c...

    17. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had said "I'm just not so sure about the sole root cause being what the overwhelming scientific concensus is on the matter" then I would have assumed that you have a PhD in climatology.

      By labeling the consensus as simply "politically correct" there is no need for you to have any relevant credentials at all.

      Well played.

    18. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Don't be an evil asshole! If you start talking about long term trends, that pseudo-skeptics can't cherry pick their data!

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    19. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      BEcause no climatologist before you came along considered these factors.

      Be sure to pick up your Nobel Prize at the door, you super genius.

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    20. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      First off, that's a horrible chart to be referencing, as it's a prediction output from a simple climate model. But let's look at it anyway. At 2000Gt of CO2, we have about 1.2C. double the output to 4000Gt (although I don't know if that will double the concentration in the atmosphere) and we get around 2.4C. Double that agian to 8000Gt, and that puts us up around the 4C mark. So even though this chart is talking about human CO2 output and not the concentration in the atmosphere, it is still giving us roughly 1.2C per doubling.

      There are numerous sources for this value, including the IPCC. They give a value of 3.7W/m^2 for a doubling of CO2. You can derive the Stefan-Boltzmann equation and calculate the temperature increase.
      References to 1.2C per doubling found using a quick google search:
      http://www.nuceng.ca/refer/cli...
      http://www.climate-skeptic.com...
      https://judithcurry.com/2010/1...
      https://climateaudit.org/2008/...
      https://www.theguardian.com/en...
      http://www.thegwpf.com/matt-ri...

    21. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      You're confusing (or skeptical science is confusing) "Climate Sensitivity" with the actual mathematical calculation of radiative forcing directly caused by CO2. Stefan-Boltzmann equation. Calculus. 1.2C.
      The Climate Sensitivity argument is the part of the Climate "science" that is still in debate. The IPCC says increased warmth from CO2 will cause more evaporation, which will cause increased warming from atmospheric water vapor. But this is a very tenuous claim, as more evaporation will also increase cloud cover as well as increasing convective cooling.

    22. Re:It's not that we deny climate change by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      That's all very interesting, but it's not relevant to the discussion of positive feedbacks.

  30. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by muffen · · Score: 4, Informative

    I always find this funny that so many studies say "The Arctic is warming and there should be no more ice cap by 2050". I remember some US scientists said there would be no ice in the Arctic by 2013, and look at this graph. The arctic ice cap is currently a little over 13 million square km. Yes, it may be shrinking a little, but the sampling period is extremely short, compared to our planet's age. This can or cannot be caused by humans. But hey, anyway humans won't survive Earth, which is scheduled to disappear anyway in the next 5 billion years... Unless we disseminate elsewhere in our universe, we're doomed.

    You are not taking into account any changes between then and now, but even worse, you have no data on the depth of the ice, only on the area. The square kilometers says nothing about the volume, this however, does: https://nsidc.org/cryosphere/q...

    Just because one model (and your BBC article was about ONE model which contradicted other model) didn't accurately predict when all the ice will be gone, doesn't mean that you should throw all models in the bin. Right now, most models say that the ice will be mostly gone somewhere between 2040 - 2100.

  31. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, a non expert chiming in with a contrarian view so he can keep his head in the sand.

  32. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Historically, the artic, has, Been ice free. If you look at the history of the Vikings, you will notice an odd naming of Greenland. And colonies having been very far north. That was during a little ice age, another factor up there, we don't see the influence of volcanism. No one reports what is happening there. But, during the last ice melt off, scientists found several widespread lava fields, they never seen before. Same in the Antarctic, several active fields were found.

  33. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if that rise also causes a shift in ocean currents, we can expect more effects.

    I'd hate to see the ceasing of the Monsoon simultaneously combined with the stopping of the Golf-stream. Drought and no harvest in the south and ice with no harvest in the north.

  34. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    . Virginia can kiss Norfolk goodbye.

    If it weren't for the fact that there is much more to Norfolk than the HQ to PeTA, I would be rather apathetic. Fuck PeTA.

  35. "non-natural" by Malc · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to "unnatural" or simply "abnormal"? Why do people keep insisting on using "non" as a prefix?

  36. Re:I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Call me when the sea level actually rises more than a few cm.

    Wouldn't you prefer it not to?

    Venice seems to cope with much more than that.

    No they don't. They're in constant panic and expensive shoring-up operations.

    Plus: The Mediterranean will be among the last to rise - not many places for ice to melt into it..

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  37. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fwiw, the Sierra's snow pack is the deepest in 22 years.

  38. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, a non expert chiming in with a contrarian view so he can keep his head in the sand.

    You mean like the guy "Nico Sun, citizen scientist" the report is quoting?

  39. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Informative

    Which part of that means it's perfectly OK to dump billions of tons of CO2 into the air now?

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  40. Ice Caps by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, it may be shrinking a little, but the sampling period is extremely short, compared to our planet's age. This can or cannot be caused by humans

    This is very true. However, in this case we are certain that it is, in fact, being caused by human activity. The Keeling curve leaves very little room for interpretation.

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    1. Re:Ice Caps by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      But what is exactly so alarming about this? We're talking ice that remains frozen ALL YEAR ROUND here.. I have no doubts most people commenting here have no idea how cold this planet really is and live in warm climates. f anyone here realistically thinks we're in danger of having a unbearably hot climate in anywhere but small portions of the planet, I have some bridges to sell you.

    2. Re:Ice Caps by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There's speculation, I don't know how credible, about the Persian Gulf area becoming uninhabitable. That wouldn't be the downfall of civilization, but it would be a serious problem.

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    3. Re:Ice Caps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uninhabitable without air conditioning. To where sweating can't cool you off before you cook. Fairly likely to happen.

  41. Re: I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1, Informative

    " Venice DOES seem to have major problems with flooding, something that will be very expensive to fix"

    Mainly because Venice is sinking:
    http://www.livescience.com/191...

  42. I marvel at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how heavily they are pushing this man made climate change conspiracy theory lol

  43. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

    Melting of Arctic sea ice is already causing an increase in precipitation in the region:
    https://www.dartmouth.edu/pres...

  44. The real reason.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called "El Niño", we're experiencing a stronger one this year.

    http://www.upworthy.com/the-re...

  45. delusional scientists and movement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of these "scientists" are delusional crackpots. Using an idea that drives there socialist utopian ideas. So we are all subserviant to their idealogies. Telling us how to live and what to eat and what to produce. All controlled by an elite class that wants to drive us to slavery.

    1. Re:delusional scientists and movement by Topwiz · · Score: 1

      Talk about delusional, we have Neil Degrass Tyson supporting the human caused global warming alarm-ism and saying that the universe is likely just a simulation. If we are in a simulation, does it matter if the earth is screwed? The entity running the simulation could decide to reboot anytime they want.

    2. Re:delusional scientists and movement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) We're not in a simulation, quit listening to dumbasses.
      B) Even if we are in a simulation, it is still our REALITY, and we will still cease to exist if we fuck it up. The question of whether our universe is "real" or "simulated" is totally irrelevant to your/our having a will to live and survive.
      C) Vacuum collapse could reboot reality anytime it wants anyway.

  46. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    All this variability, it's so unnatural!

  47. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists haven't seen this variation in their lifetimes!

    Because geological history is confined to the lifetime of a scientist.

  48. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 4, Informative

    I always find this funny that so many studies say "The Arctic is warming and there should be no more ice cap by 2050". I remember some US scientists said there would be no ice in the Arctic by 2013, and look at this graph. The arctic ice cap is currently a little over 13 million square km.

    Yes, it may be shrinking a little, but the sampling period is extremely short, compared to our planet's age. This can or cannot be caused by humans. But hey, anyway humans won't survive Earth, which is scheduled to disappear anyway in the next 5 billion years... Unless we disseminate elsewhere in our universe, we're doomed.

    How can you link to a text that says "could be ice-free in summers" and claim it says "there would be no ice (full stop). The ice cap is not "shrinking a little", it's shrinking massively. "Currently" it's the middle of winter, when the sea ice is always expanding to nearly the same level (basically, it covers the arctic until it runs out of ocean). In the arctic ocean, the summer minimum is the most important measurement. That said, the arctic ice has been at or near record low for the entire winter, and for good measure in this year antarctic sea ice also is unusually low. The newly formed first-year ice is so thin that it melts very quickly in the summer, probably giving us another record low, and leading to more heating, as the sunlight is absorbed by the water, not reflected by the ice.

    You have a point about the 5 billion years, but most of us have a somewhat shorter perspective - and even those with the long perspective may want to give us enough time to escape this doomed planet before things get really ugly.

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  49. No Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see, I've been watering my lawn more than usual.

    THAT is the cause because it puts more moisture into the atmosphere.

  50. Re:I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    It's open at one end.

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  51. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Joce640k · · Score: 2

    I remember some US scientists said there would be no ice in the Arctic by 2013,

    Sure, some scientists said that, the TV/media decided it was a good story, and that's the part that you heard.

    All climate scientists are therefore dumbasses, right?

    PS: The press was probably paid to make a big deal over that story. The climate change denial you're hearing is a well funded organization. Not a conspiracy either, one with actual names, published details of bank transfers, etc.

    https://encrypted.google.com/s...

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  52. Re: Paging William Shatner by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    Historically, the artic, has, Been ice free.

    Pretty low on commas too - they're all in your post.

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  53. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Gorobei · · Score: 1

    I always find this funny that so many studies say "The Arctic is warming and there should be no more ice cap by 2050". I remember some US scientists said there would be no ice in the Arctic by 2013

    Of course, the article says nothing of the kind:

    Their latest modelling studies indicate northern polar waters could be ice-free in summers

  54. Re:I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    "Wouldn't you prefer it not to?"

    I'm not sure. Seasteading seems like a massive opportunity just waiting to happen for the person who owns a styrofoam billet store.

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  55. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    fight CO2! Go NUCLEAR!

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  56. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    So we move the capitol of our country to Topeka, and continue on as normal.

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  57. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And where do you think this snow is coming from?
    If there is more snow dropped than normal here, there must have been more water evaporated than normally somewhere else.
    What could have caused that? Could it be that other places are warming up more than usual?
    Naahhh.. Cannot be....

  58. Will the Green Sea return by pjv936 · · Score: 0

    There was a time the Arctic Sea was brackish. And plants grew all over its surface. So it was green.

  59. Re:I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Narrow enough, You could probably place a lock at the straights of Gibraltar if there was a desire. Even as far back as world war 2, Germany had envisioned doing such a thing if they won the war- they also planed on lowering the water level of the Mediterranean substantially.

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  60. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully a few billion people will die off. The Earth is grossly overpopulated. In turn, less people will mean less pollution.

  61. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

    Historically, the artic, has, Been ice free. If you look at the history of the Vikings, you will notice an odd naming of Greenland.

    Greenland wasn't named Greenland because it was green, it was named Greenland much for the same reason the US is full of small towns named "Greenville", "Mt Pleasant", "Pleasantville", "Spring Valley". It would have been hard getting a colony going if they called it "Frozen Piece of Shitland". By giving it a pleasant sounding name they hoped to attract people to come move there, as, for rather obvious reasons, most Danes were reluctant to move there.

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  62. fucking liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Climate Change" or "Global Warming"?

    The Global Warming hoax was brought into the public arena by a sleazy politician named Al Gore. It was based on "science" at the University of Angola, which was later proven to be based upon falsified data.

    Now they call it "Climate Change".

    Regardless of what you call it, we (you and I) are not responsible for it.

    Climate change is a natural phenomenon, although it is likely be being accelerated by large corporations (the oil industry) in an effort to melt ice and thaw the ground in northern regions in an attempt to extract more oil - to fuel the so-called "war on terror" (aka Zionist terrorism and against Arabic peoples).

    Bullshit.

    Frank Luntz invented the bullshit euphemism to hide Global Warming: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Luntz , https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2003/mar/04/usnews.climatechange

  63. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yeah, Ironically, the worry is global warming will make Europe colder (it is at the same latitude as Canada but is saved the brutal cold because of warming ocean currents).

    If the ice melts, especially if it melts quickly, the relative lower salinity that results in the Northern Atlantic could screw up the ocean currents. That warm water that makes Europe warmer than say, Mongolia and Siberia no longer warms Europe. Europe freezes over like much of Canada.

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  64. Antarctica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats because they are messing around with the ruins of Atlantis in Antarctica and its starting to wake up.
    Atlantis didnt sink or get destroyed, it was deliberately put into sleep mode and made to generate extreme cold so as to be impassable by humans until our current level of technology.

  65. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by fortfive · · Score: 1

    Coverage is only part of the equation. There's also thickness. And reflectivity.

  66. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the traditional response is, "You first!"

  67. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Jodka · · Score: 4, Funny

    Historically, the artic, has, Been ice free.

    Nice try, Mr. Shatner.

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  68. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    If you look at the history of the Vikings, you will notice an odd naming of Greenland

    The Greenland ice sheet is 100,000 years old, so it was there when the Vikings visited it. The Vikings did find some green parts along the edges, but these are green today as well. See this documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  69. The Arrival - It's aliens by mrflash818 · · Score: 1
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  70. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by admin7087 · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, how easy would it be for a relatively developed nation like the US to build damns to protect coastal cities? How much would they cost if there is a 2.4 ft. rise? Does somebody know how to calculate this?

  71. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can track the variations beyond our lifetime by looking at the atomic composition of ice cores. And that is something scientists do.

  72. if they "marvel" by ooloorie · · Score: 0

    They can't be very good scientists if they "marvel" at long predicted and long observed gradual changes in climate. Yes, the Arctic is getting warmer. That's pretty much what we expect to happen. And it will likely continue to get warmer. Every couple of years from now on, we will have a new high-temperature record in the Arctic and the whole planet (it's pretty much the same thing). No need to hyperventilate or write new sensationalist headlines every year.

    It's getting warmer.

    There is nothing we can do about it.

    Learn to live with it and adapt.

    1. Re:if they "marvel" by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      They can't be very good scientists if they "marvel" at long predicted and long observed gradual changes in climate

      The particular changes this arctic winter have not been long predicted, and aren't gradual.

    2. Re:if they "marvel" by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      QED Climate modeling has been and is a waste of money

    3. Re:if they "marvel" by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      They are useful, but not for predicting short term effects on local scale. And even less so in the Arctic which has extra modelling complications due to the ice. If you keep in mind the errors bars, they are still useful for predicting trends on longer scales and bigger areas. It's better to squint with one eye than to be completely blind.

    4. Re:if they "marvel" by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      but this is "short term effect" nor on "local scale" and believed to be significant enough to affect climate in a major way.

  73. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Bartles · · Score: 1

    So how much has actually melted?

  74. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virginia will not miss Norfolk, or VA Beach.

  75. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    Yes, and what do they find?

  76. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Fragnet · · Score: 0

    Why isn't it? CO2 isn't pollution. It's the central ingredient in biosphere productivity.

  77. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Bartles · · Score: 1

    Ok, so some scientists and the TV media said that. Well, some scientists and the TV/media are saying it again. Why should we totally trust them this time?

  78. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the current warming is unprecedented in the ice core record.

  79. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The contribution of the volcanism was measured. It's small.

    In terms of the Vikings, the Arctic was not free of ice then, just a bit warmer than periods immediately preceding and after the period of the Greenland settlements, but cooler than today. That was part of a regional climate change over a long period, although it does not appear to have been a global shift.

  80. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 2

    > This can or cannot be caused by humans.

    And cancer can and can not be caused by smoking. So go ahead and smoke. Please. Lots, and rapidly. Thanks.

  81. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another thing to consider is extent versus volume. If ice is spread out by wind it may form a relatively large extent but be relatively thin. Increased energy in the system can modify wind patterns to make this more likely.

    Ice volume is probably dropping faster than extent as far as can be determined, but volume is much harder to determine, though, so the error bars are much larger, so it's harder to be sure in statistical terms, hence extent being the main metric actually used.

  82. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Greenland has been losing about 270 gigatons of ice per year lately, but the pace is likely to accelerate as the warming continues.

  83. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    This time they're making a prediction for next week, not 5 years in the future.

  84. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Bartles · · Score: 1

    Can you state that as a percentage please?

  85. Re:I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Narrow enough, You could probably place a lock at the straights of Gibraltar if there was a desire. Even as far back as world war 2, Germany had envisioned doing such a thing if they won the war- they also planed on lowering the water level of the Mediterranean substantially.

    Look, some 10,000 thousand years ago there was something called Lake Agassiz, in today's Alberta. It was held in place by an ice dam. The dam collapsed in a matter of days. There was a *huge* amount of water. Where did the water go? It was enough to separate Britain from the continent and, going through Gibraltar, to create the Black Sea. Look it up!

  86. Just a point which I think has been lost . . . by mmell · · Score: 1

    Never mind the cause (which seems obvious to me) - what can we do to stabilize our planet's ecology? It may cost a fortune, but it strikes me as money well spent, and think of all the jobs it could create!

    1. Re:Just a point which I think has been lost . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Figure out to compress dead plants to something heavier than water, then dump millions of tons of dead plant matter to Mariana Trench. That way the carbon it contains is out from the circulation for good, on its way to under the tectonic plates.

      Decaying plants return their carbon to atmosphere. Prevent that and voila: the carbon is gone.

    2. Re:Just a point which I think has been lost . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could make artificial mires to rapidly accumulate peat? Dam water to cover large dry areas in shallow water, let plants grow, rise the water level to kill the plants, then lower it again to grow another patch and so on.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peat

  87. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I, would've, gotten away, with it if, it wasn't for you, little punks.

  88. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    Do it yourself.

  89. Re:I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you even map?

  90. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by deadwill69 · · Score: 1

    I don't know where you live but it's not winter in Antarctica:

    "On Antarctica's coast, where our stations are located, there are usually a couple of weeks in mid-winter (around 21 June) when the sun does not rise, and a couple of weeks in summer around Christmas when there is 24-hour sunlight"

    http://www.antarctica.gov.au/a...

    But I might have not kept my calendar up to date.

  91. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 2

    So please, let's gamble with the future. What do we have to lose, eh?

    Well of course anyone with money and power to protect are going to do that, they only care about what happens while they're alive, not what happens hundreds of years from now, they figure that's someone else's problem, why should they care? Then there's the religious types who are absolutely certain that the World Is Coming To An End Real Soon Now anyway, so again, why should they care? It's all part of 'gods plan' or somesuch nonsense, this Earth and this Existence is all supposed to be temporary so far as they're concerned. What's left are the rank-and-file citizens of countries all over the world, who have neither the time nor the education to understand what's going on; they're all too busy just trying to live their lives and have no time to worry about things that will happen hundreds of years from now, not with bills to pay, kids to raise, etc. So it's a hard sell to them.

  92. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Sure, because scientists can only answer a question once, are not allowed to revise it, otherwise they have no credibility, right? They have to be omniscient, like a god, and always know the Truth the first time, otherwise they know nothing, right?

    Wrong. You talk like you don't undestand how the scientific method works. If their theories never changed over time, that's when I'd start worrying that they were wrong. So far the trend has been the same, even if the magnitude of the projected effects has changed, and it's not like there's just one or two climatologists saying what they've been saying, there are many, and while they don't agree on all the details, the trend in what they're saying is in the same direction.

  93. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 2

    I don't know where you live but it's not winter in Antarctica:

    Well, good that you mention that. We were, however, talking about the arctic, where it is the middle of winter right now. In the antarctic, the situation is differently - every southern summer essentially all of the sea ice melts, and the winter maximum is the important indicator to track. This is because we have the arctic ocean, mostly surrounded by land (which limits sea ice growth in winter, as the ice mostly runs out of sea to grow on), and the antarctic continent (which stops sea ice melting in summer, as the sea runs out of ice to melt).

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  94. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Troed · · Score: 1

    No.

    Case in point: Viking farms built ~1000 years ago are now being uncovered by the melting ice. Thus, the ice wasn't there when they were built.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2001/05...

  95. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Be that as it may, ice sheets move, it's well known from contemporary histories that Greenland had large ice coverings when Erik the Red was exiled there and named it Greenland to try and get people to join him there from the warmer island of Iceland.

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  96. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by shaitand · · Score: 0

    So... people move. We don't exactly have a shortage of land mass here in the US.

  97. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doing some googling, the numbers are all over the place. The only percentage of total I could find stated that up to 10% of Greenland's ice was lost in the last century. Another source stated that Greenland's ice contributes 10% to the total sea level rise. I doubt the sea level has increased by 24 feet in 100 years, then again "0" is included in "up to10%."

    Since nearly everyone voted up on this thread as informative did not post citations, I will take it as being acceptable to do the same. [lazily raises coffee mug with an early morning smugface]

  98. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Cool

  99. Turn it up to 10 again by EndlessNameless · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love how Slashdot champions every feat of engineering and scientific discovery, until it relates to climate.

    The cognitive dissonance is deafening.

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  100. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can they send a few thousand starving polar bears there?

  101. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Troed · · Score: 1

    "ice sheets move"

    Are you disputing the well known warmer arctic temperatures during the Viking era? And if so, why do you deny known historic climate?

    Ice core and mollusk shell data suggests that from A.D. 800 to 1300, southern Greenland was much warmer than it is today.

    (Erik did name it Greenland since it sounded attractive, but it still was green. Greener than today)

    http://news.nationalgeographic...

  102. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    I'd hate to see the ceasing of the Monsoon simultaneously combined with the stopping of the Golf-stream.

    I don't play golf, so I don't particularly care about that. My in-laws would be crushed, though.

  103. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    I believe the traditional response is, "You first!"

    Sorry, the enlightened are too important to kill off, they are the caretakers. It's the polluters and non-believers that they want dead.

  104. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    If you look at the history of the Vikings, you will notice an odd naming of Greenland

    The Greenland ice sheet is 100,000 years old, so it was there when the Vikings visited it. The Vikings did find some green parts along the edges, but these are green today as well. See this documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Funny since we also have evidence (f.e https://news.slashdot.org/comm...) that directly contradicts that. Guess it's really only 100,000 years old if you accept evolutionary theory over reality, and the purposeful redesign of geological information the late 1800's and early 1900's to better position evolution as reality, versus the known historic records that directly contradict purported science.

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  105. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A lot more than going carbon-free(which is estimated to be cheaper on the long run BTW).

  106. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by vell0cet · · Score: 2

    Interesting you should talk about people moving. Migration from farming areas to cities seems to be the largest factor in the Syrian Civil War. The farm communities moved to the cities because of drought. There are many that link the severity of the droughts to climate change. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ominous-story-of-syria-climate-refugees/

    I assume that when you say "we don't exactly have a shortage of land..." you assume that people who have to move will move to empty areas.

  107. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you kids live through a few of these baseless doom and gloom predictions that never come close to happening, you'll get out of the Earth Death Cult and get a clue. Also, drive across the USA someday, and you'll see how under populated the earth really is.

  108. Mostly due to Trudeau by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada's PM is hella hot !

  109. Re:I'm confused by aicrules · · Score: 1

    Why did this AC get modded down? This is a legitimate question. They make a leap from "well we don't know why" straight to "must be human activity". Do you really have to wonder why there are "deniers" to something you claim is so irrefutable? Because you are disingenuous with how you present it. You say "climate change" is a thing, which it is. Climates change. Not as often as the weather, but they change. And that's how you ACT like you're stating it when you stare slack jawed at the "idiocy" of the deniers. Yet in reality you're not saying anything about climate change by itself. You are ALWAYS inferring that the major driver is human activity and therefore to accept that you must accept changes to human activity. Not small changes, HUGE changes. Because if human activity is the primary or even a notable driver of climate change, then the change to make it better has to be global in scale. That means putting your Styrofoam or plastic cups in the recycle bin isn't even close to enough. It means fundamentally altering society. Which means chaos. Which will have a much more dramatic and dire effect on our individual ability to survive. And that's ASSUMING there is a way for humans to avert the type of climate change that makes our lives problematic at some unknown time in the future. But can you assume that without having actual hard data showing the causation (not correlation, not gut feel of your gaia meter) and therefore force change on the global population? You can try, but you'll get no where. Maybe that's what the rabid climate change enthusiast want. An unwinnable whinefest. Well Congratulations, you have it.

  110. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    I mean the main inland ice sheet is 100,000 years old. Obviously, the edges of Greenland are much more sensitive to small temperature fluctuations and local climate changes.

  111. California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much ice melt is require to get rid of Hollywood? That's my target.

  112. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by shaitand · · Score: 1

    "I assume that when you say "we don't exactly have a shortage of land..." you assume that people who have to move will move to empty areas."

    Who knows what Syrian infrastructure is like in rural areas. In the US those places are just less expensive to live in ;) Whatever gains you get from infrastructure you lose in privacy, limitations of activity you can engage in, ridiculously higher costs for inferior living conditions, pollution, etc. If the rural populations here all moved to the cities the urban majority would be at a loss for how to marginalize the other 49% of the country in arguments about redistricting but I doubt it will trigger a civil war.

  113. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You should read articles before linking them.

    "At Nipaatsoq, blowing glacial sands covered the farm in the early 1400's, sealing it until 1990, when two hunters reported seeing ancient wood protruding from an eroded stream bank.".

    It wasn't uncovered by melting ice. It was buried under sand that the wind blew on top of it. Also

    "Today the edge of Greenland's ice cap is only six miles from the old farm site. But in the mid-14th century, it probably was far closer."

    There was more ice back then than today, not less.

  114. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since all the "scientists" refuse to offer some basic math, here it is.
    Since the density of solid ice is irrelevant in seawater level calulations based on the assumption that it has melted, I interpret the "270 gigatons" as 270,000,000,000 cubic meters of water.
    The wet surface area of the earth is roughly 3.61 x 10^14 square meters.
    The claim of 24 feet of sea level rise is roughly 8 meters of depth.
    If the water level were to rise vertically and gain no more potential volume (meaning, this is a wild underestimate), 8 meters of ocean depth would require roughly 2.89 x 10^15 cubic meters more water than the oceans currently hold.

    2.7 x 10^11 is roughly 0.009% of 2.89 x 10^15.

    Since my estimate for water volume due to increased depth is wildly low, the actual relative volume of "270 gigatons" is significantly lower than 0.009% of the stated Greenland ice sheet's mass.

  115. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since nearly everyone voted up on this thread as informative did not post citations, I will take it as being acceptable to do the same. [lazily raises coffee mug with an early morning smugface]

    On that note, the sun is a actually a flat disc of ice that sucks in cold rays. And Phlogistam.

  116. Even if climate change is not happening... by AnthonywC · · Score: 1

    Doesn't mean we don't need to do something about reversing the destruction of the environment. Arguing whether climate change is almost a moot point from that perspective (although definitely not so for the coastal/island countries). I guess the general human as a species are too selfish and stupid to do anything until there is catastrophic failure all over the globe.

  117. climate change doomsday clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The climate change doomsday clock has been moved ahead by 2 cow farts.

  118. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Kergan · · Score: 1

    There's contention on the actual effect of the currents themselves though:

    http://www.americanscientist.o...

  119. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Troed · · Score: 1

    Why are you under the impression that mid-14th century had anything to do when Greenland was warm, and the farm was built?

    Why is it important for you to deny known climatic history?

    Ice core and mollusk shell data suggests that from A.D. 800 to 1300, southern Greenland was much warmer than it is today. This means that when the Vikings first arrived, the Greenland name would make sense. But by the 14th century, maximum summer temperatures in Greenland had dropped.

    http://news.nationalgeographic...

  120. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by deadwill69 · · Score: 1

    My bad. I should have paid more attention.

  121. Re: I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Mainly because Venice is sinking:

    Yeah, it's nice that you post a link and whatnot, but perhaps you should actually read it:

    "Venice subsided about 120 mm in the 20th century due to natural processes and groundwater extraction, in addition to a sea level rise of about 110 mm at the same time"

    So Venice's issues with flooding are almost equally caused by sinking and sea level rise. Not "Mainly .. sinking".

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  122. OT: The end is near? by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    A perv, a con man and a fascist walk into a bar. The barman says: "What'll that be Mr President?"

    Sorry, but that'd be Mrs instead. And Hillary didn't win so it's not that funny.

    Not 100% sure about the fascist though, but I'd be willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.

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    1. Re:OT: The end is near? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. Trump settled a fraud case for his university for $25 million, but Hillary's the fraud. #rightwinglogic

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  123. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by vell0cet · · Score: 2

    I wasn't necessarily saying that there will be a civil war. I was indicating that mass migration (for whatever reasons) could have unforeseen circumstances and then using the example of the (probable) climate related droughts causing migration of rural syrians into the cities.

    Also, if I'm following the thread correctly, the argument is being made that coastal, urban areas that may be threaten by sea-level would be moving to more rural, in land areas. I don't have no idea what that would cause.

  124. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, it's a good thing then?

  125. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember being told as a kid that it was named "Greenland" to fool others, as well as "Iceland". Any truth to any of that? I could google it but I am lazy.

  126. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like people have never fought wars before. your argument is laughable.

  127. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Bartles · · Score: 1

    That's what I was getting at.

  128. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    For Trump, it would be easy... he would just tell the ocean to pay for it.

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  129. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Bartles · · Score: 1

    Sea levels have only risen about 20cm in the last 100 years. If Greenland had lost 10% of its ice, sea levels should have risen much more than that. The (unsourced) numbers don't add up.

  130. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you under the impression that mid-14th century had anything to do when Greenland was warm, and the farm was built?

    The 14th century is only relevant insofar as it is contained in the sentence quoted that directly contradicts your claim that the place was much warmer in recent history.

    Ice core and mollusk shell data suggests that from A.D. 800 to 1300, southern Greenland was much warmer than it is today. This means that when the Vikings first arrived, the Greenland name would make sense. But by the 14th century, maximum summer temperatures in Greenland had dropped.

    Again, read the first article you linked. The settlement was not in southern Greenland. It doesn't say anything about the temperature at the time compared to today, only that it was getting colder.

    "Faced with the climactic cooling, the Norse here had the survival choice of ''going native'' and living like Eskimos, or moving -- to Greenland's southern tip, to Iceland or to Scandinavia"

  131. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you accept evolutionary theory over reality

    The irony is strong in this one.

  132. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    24 foot of rise! EXCELLENT!!! My house will be beachfront property and all those rich bastards hogging all the current beach front property can suck it.

  133. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember some US scientists said there would be no ice in the Arctic by 2013

    Yes, they said "there would be no ice", in strong terms like

    could be
    It might not be as early as 2013
    My thinking on this is that 2030 is not an unreasonable date to be thinking of.
    I think Wieslaw is probably a little aggressive in his projections

    Yup, they said it, definitely 2013.

  134. "over 50 degrees above normal" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that means 50 degrees of what? Gray?

    BTW, which degrees? Latitude?

    And normal is???

  135. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we get all high and mighty on our coal / co2 driven devices / internet. But at least were not denying it !

    Us - 1. Them - 0. Planet - 0.

  136. The 'A' in AGW by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    No, we think it's a man-made issue because we're dumping gigatons of carbon into the atmosphere. In the 1850s (and for that matter the 1950s as well) it was generally assumed that the climate was, if not static, then cyclical, to where cold years were balanced out by warmer ones. Evidence that the climate had been vastly different was beginning to arise, and it's about that time that Ice Ages were considered to be pretty well proven. Also, in 1859 Tyndall measured the absorption of heat by various atmospheric gases, which was the foundation for Arrhenius' 1896 paper describing the carbon dioxide theory of climate change. There were other theories of climate change, and at that time no one considered that warming could result from human activity, Arrhenius included calculations of the effects of both a halving and doubling of CO2 just for good measure. His theory was considered to have been refuted for the next 50 years. At that point, various better measures of the atmosphere were made that overturned our previous assumptions about what was going on up there. Now we have planes, rockets, satellites, computer modeling, and various devices and stations gathering information all over the globe, which have done nothing but confirm these findings for the last 60 years or so. There are specific observations which would falsify the theory. We have yet to observe them. At this point, it's about as likely that we're wrong about CO2 as it is that we're wrong about gravity.

    You are clearly completely ignorant of anything related to this topic. You also didn't bother to read the papers presented. Your post is about as useful to a real discussion of this subject as a dog's barking. It takes years of study to be able to usefully critique a research paper, and I am not going to pretend to be able to do so myself. You should probably think carefully on what is meant by hybris before denigrating climate science.

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  137. Momma Nature can't be bullied by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    You can blame this on liberals or other politicians all you want, but it's not true, and you're not going to fight science with bullets.

    If you insist on political stances at odds with empirical reality, you're going to be disappointed at the results.

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  138. Not A Religion by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Models have nothing to do with the evidence for global warming. The theory was developed in the 19th Century prior to the invention of the computer. Models are useful to try to predict specific outcomes, but AGW is a pretty straightforward result of the properties of atmospheric gases.

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  139. Are you a plant? by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 0

    CO2 within the natural carbon cycle is not pollution. CO2 created by human fossil fuel use is pollution because it causes the ice caps to melt and the oceans to acidify. Plants may like it, but humans aren't plants and have slightly different requirements for life.

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    1. Re:Are you a plant? by Fragnet · · Score: 0

      because it causes the ice caps to melt and the oceans to acidify

      Your comment is typical low IQ stuff from an average slashdotter who needs enviro-bollocks enemas from activists before he's able to form an opinion of his own.

  140. Climate Change vs Global Warming by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    So in the early 19th Century the prevailing wisdom was that the climate did not change. The idea of climate as being the long-term average of weather didn't die until the mid-1950s at the earliest. Theories of climate change were necessary to explain Ice Ages.

    These days the terms "climate change" and "global warming" are both used interchangably, and both can be used to refer to the dominant theory of anthropogenic-CO2-mediated warming. There was once a distinction, and if there was any reason to believe that the climate might cool soon, we might start making a distinction between the two terms again. So not only are you completely wrong about why we have these two terms, apparently you're unaware the 'global warming' is the newer term/theory by at least 100 years.

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    1. Re:Climate Change vs Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in the early 19th Century the prevailing wisdom was that the climate did not change. The idea of climate as being the long-term average of weather didn't die until the mid-1950s at the earliest.

      Actually no. http://history.aip.org/climate/20ctrend.htm#L_M0465

      The head of the U.S. Weather Bureau's Division of Climate and Crop Weather responded in 1934. "With 'Grand-Dad' insisting that the winters were colder and the snows deeper when he was a lad," he said, "...it was decided to make a rather exhaustive study of the question." Averaging results from many stations in the eastern United States and some scattered locations elsewhere around the world, the weather services found that "Grand-Dad" was right: since 1865 average temperatures had risen several degrees Fahrenheit (F) in most regions. Experts thought this was simply one phase of a cycle of rising and falling temperatures that probably ambled along for centuries. As one scientist explained, when he spoke of the current "climate change" he did not mean any permanent shift, but a long-term cyclical change "like all other climate fluctuations."(3)

      So 1934's 'Grand-Dad' was able to see a warming that was much less pronounced than the one deniers deny today.

      Go on reading, because now comes Callendar: "Callendar's statistics gave him confidence to push ahead with another and more audacious claim. Reviving an old theory that human emissions of carbon dioxide gas (CO2) from burning fuel could cause a "greenhouse effect,""

  141. You dorks are so fucking stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You dorks are so fucking stupid

  142. Consensus by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Consensus is how all competing models of reality are evaluated. However, global warming is not a model (per se). It is a very straightforward result of the properties of CO2. We'll skip semantic and philosophical arguments about what facts are, since it doesn't seem that you have much knowledge of the philosophy of science or epistemology generally, but suffice to say that you can test the principles of AGW the same way that Tyndall did, if you happen to think he needs revision. You should be able to make far more precise measurements.

    Go ahead and pick apart the consensus, if you can. Do it with science -- it's the only way. It has changed before, so you have that going for you. Yes, you read that right. We thought we had disproved AGW conclusively until the mid-1950s. Then we got better data and the consensus changed. It wasn't some big deal, either, because people weren't trying to politicize the issue. No one was fired, and scientists just accepted that they were wrong before and kept on sciencing. Our ability to measure the world has expanded unimaginably since the foundations of AGW were laid over 100 years ago, so we're about as sure that increased CO2 will result in warming as we are of the germ theory of disease, but you're welcome to have a go at disproving it. It can only help all of us if you try, so please do. You should probably start by learning what the science currently says though.

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  143. It's the evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a *vast* amount of evidence from a huge number of observations over many decades, from a lot of different proxies. That is what has convinced so many climatologists of AGW, and that is what makes them so confident of its reality, though of course precise details are still in question.

    Skeptics merely have to look at the accumulated evidence for themselves. That's what the Berkeley re-analysis did - and they came away convinced too. But by contrast, self-proclaimed "skeptics" who merely try to cast doubt on selected bits of existing evidence while ignoring all the rest, or who just attempt to undermine the credibility of the field instead, get labelled "deniers".

    If you want us to doubt the conclusions of an entire scientific field - give us *strong evidence*, or go away. Just because a couple of fields have in the past made incorrect assumptions based on limited evidence does not mean you get to wave away any science you don't like, particularly when it's as well-studied as climatology.

  144. Perpetual Motion by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Absolutist statements are dangerous.

    Calibrate your irony meter.

    There is no line of physical observation that will not lead you to conclude that perpetual motion or "free" energy is impossible. Thermodynamics, Relativity, Quantum physics, whatever. And anyone wanting to argue about conservation laws is going to need to take that up with Noether's theorem. Conservation laws are more like a result of the laws of physics not being dependent on the conserved element. If energy is conserved, that means that (e.g.) light does not travel faster or slower through a vaccum depending on some sort of energy condition. All of this says that [1] we've tested CoE explicitly or implicitly with nearly every observation of anything, ever, and [2] if you violate that assumption everything in physics breaks in wildly weird and inconsistent ways even within the same theory, and might actually end our being able to understand physics at all.

    Nothing is certain. Science is empirical, and measurement error will always be with us. That doesn't mean that nothing is knowable or predictable. The Sun will rise upon a weary Earth tomorrow, and there will never be any such thing as an ansible, a faster-than-light drive, or a perpetual motion machine. Yes, it's a bit depressing, but that's reality for you.

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    1. Re:Perpetual Motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You contradict yourself don't you? Doesn't string theory state that there is a possibility and a probability for anything to happen? I am in agreement with most all scientific theories right now but if I were alive a hundred years ago, I'd be pretty confident that space was full of aether and that I was sick due to an imbalance of humors. I should probably get those leeched. IOW, I reject your notion that any science is settled and will continue to use my resources as I see fit to test that science. Things are predictable but you DO NOT with absolute certainty know the Sun will rise tomorrow. Sure you've got a good guess (probably at lest 6 sigma if not more) and you'll win your bets damned near every time but you know those same scientists tell us one day that Sun isn't gonna be there to rise. Your post is just a flip floppy smatter of words. The first paragraph says no way PM could happen, but then the first sentence in the 2nd says nothing is certain. You're terrible at this and miss not-so-little mistakes. I hope you aren't a scientist gathering data...

    2. Re:Perpetual Motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am in agreement with most all scientific theories right now but if I were alive a hundred years ago, I'd be pretty confident that space was full of aether and that I was sick due to an imbalance of humors.

      If you believed those things in 1917, people would be looking at you funny. Although there were still some hangers on, relativity had effectively killed the Luminiferous Aether. Humorism had been effectively killed off for good (in modern Western medicine, anyway) 60 years before.

    3. Re:Perpetual Motion by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      You contradict yourself don't you? Doesn't string theory state that there is a possibility and a probability for anything to happen?

      No, and also no. You may be thinking of quantum physics, but it's generally not true either way. I'm not going to suggest that you go learn the philosophy of science or epistemology required to discus this subject sensibly. However, there are some basic things that you should know.

      Science is technically never "settled" in the specific sense that one can never prove any given statement. We can however disprove theories, by finding statements that lead to contradictions. We do not have absolute truth, but we do have negation. So, we can exclude realties in which PM is a thing, and we have. But CoE is actually in its own special category, because it's an implicit part of every physics equation which has an energy term, which would be pretty much all of them. It's also covered by Noether, so mathematically either energy is conserved, or the laws of physics vary with energy. So again, we can test this and rule out alternative theories. We can do this for all physics equations, and we have. So this is the part where I repeat myself: we have multiple independent lines of evidence which rule out PM. From a strict philosophical standpoint, there will be error bars on any individual measurement, so theoretically every measurement we've ever made of anything could all just be biased in precisely the wrong way so as to fool every scientist ever.

      The chances of CoE being wrong are not zero, but so close to zero that it is impossible to express without hyperoperators. Scientific notation doesn't begin to cover it. There is quite literally nothing less likely than CoE being wrong. It is the single most well-supported fact in the history of science. And again, it's not clear that the laws of physics would be knowable if it were not true. And ultimately this means about you that you either have no idea what it is that you're actually suggesting, or you are crazy beyond the ability of language to describe. Either way the patent office is the least of your troubles. I was trying hard to be nice in this post, and I hope you forgive my failings, but really, it would probably take less time to complete an undergrad and postgrad degree than to explain everything that's wrong with PM. I don't have time for that kind of education. Please bother a physics professor if you have further questions, and accept my sincere apologies for having to say that. I do wish you good health, happiness, and good fortune in all your endeavors.

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  145. You omitted a factual argument by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    I appreciate the characterization of my faults and your detailed refutation of my position. As it happens, I don't have any opinions on this matter, but I would be happy to provide citations for any part which you thought insufficient. The nice thing about being on the side with facts is that they all match up with each other neatly, and you can always find a source for something. And, if that is still not sufficient, there are actually a variety of simple experiments you could perform to verify them.

    I admit I'm pretty stupid. The IPCC report is a bit thick, you know? So I went back and read Tyndall. Then I read Arrhenius, and Callendar. I read Keeling and at least looked through Hansen. Most of the old stuff is available online, but there's also university libraries all over the place. I read a couple of atmospheric physics textbooks too. The one from 1950 was the funniest, explicitly disclaiming the role of CO2 in climate. It was correct with what was known at the time though. But I didn't find any opinions in all of that, so I guess I didn't do it right. Perhaps you can do better?

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    1. Re:You omitted a factual argument by Fragnet · · Score: 1

      I don't have any opinions on this matter

      Hilarious. My sides are splitting.

      It was correct with what was known at the time though

      The irony of this sentence escapes you.

    2. Re:You omitted a factual argument by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      You're not interested in the truth of this matter, it seems. I will repeat my offer of citations for any fact that I have happened to mention. I don't have any opinions about science: what use would they be? I would very much like to reassure you that my only angle is whether the science is accurately described. I think we can both agree life is way too short to deal with environmental activists. No, if you have any opinions that you want to inflict on other people, you're welcome to them, and please make any political climate-related decisions for me in my name and with my blessing. And if your solution is inaction then the only thing I would want is an informed inaction.

      The irony of this sentence escapes you.

      Is it ironic to suggest that we have ways of observing the atmosphere today that did not exist in 1950? It's not a mystery what pieces they were missing and why. The only irony here is that you seem to think there's some big piece missing about our understanding of things like heat, light, and the properties of atmospheric gases. In order for AGW to be wrong, Tyndall would have to be wrong. We've ruled out everything else. I would be happy to explain to you this subject in any amount of detail. But if you don't want to listen, that's fine too, anyone else reading this exchange will be able to draw the appropriate conclusions about your level of scholarship.

      On some level, it makes sense for you not to engage in any factual discussion. Reality does have a well-known liberal bias, and you don't know enough about this theory to be able to point to a potentially-valid issue with the causal chain. And it's funny, because the thing that would be most helpful to you in your argument appears to be the thing that you will go to any lengths to avoid knowing.

      For me there's no real downside to being forced to back up the things I say. Either I'm right or I learn something. I'm not a scientist, engineer, or academic, but I do consider myself an empiricist. I think that science is the only objective way to discover truths about the real world. Being an argumentative empiricist is a great way to learn the distinction between opinion and fact, and arguing with many fine people here such as yourself has driven me to read hundreds of research papers on this subject, as well as, oh, at least half a dozen undergraduate textbooks, and countless other publications of lesser note. That of course includes the contrarian research too: one can hardly ignore Spencer or Curry. And in thousands of hours of research and argument, I don't think I've had any one of you people even do so much as look at the papers being cited. I don't see these things as futile. We're the loud ones; other people are silent because they are reading and listening. And I don't despair of you, though you certainly strain my faith in humanity. And if nothing else, knowledge is good for its own sake. So if you do have any actual curiosity about this subject, or if you do have any concerns about the causal chain, please do share them, and I'll be happy to help. Sadly, I don't think that's what you're here for.

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    3. Re:You omitted a factual argument by Fragnet · · Score: 1

      but I do consider myself an empiricist

      I did you the courtesy of reading your whole reply. I am also an empiricist. That's why I don't believe the hype about global warming, most of which is promoted by environmentalists and activist scientists ("we need to bring more attention to the field") through the use of models that are demonstrably wrong. There are too many eyebrow raising graphs knocking around for me to believe the current climate is outside of the range of natural variation. I mean let's face it, if a climate scientist told me 1908 - 1940 was natural variation but that 1979 - 2000 was Human-CO2 induced, I would stifle a chuckle or three.

      What amuses me so much is why you and others like you can't see this.

    4. Re:You omitted a factual argument by driblio · · Score: 1

      Temperature is not off the scale for natural variation - yet. It's within the ranges we've seen before (when there were ice sheets miles thick or tropical regions covering Europe and the US, of course). But the rate of chance is unprecedented. Utterly. Why might that be?

      And if you update the Vostok Ice Core data with modern CO2 levels... it is off the chart. Literally:
      https://ibb.co/gscNQa

    5. Re:You omitted a factual argument by Fragnet · · Score: 1

      But the rate of chance is unprecedented.

      There's absolutely no evidence for this whatsoever.

    6. Re:You omitted a factual argument by driblio · · Score: 1

      NASA has a page dedicated to it:
      http://earthobservatory.nasa.g...
      > But the paleoclimate record also reveals that the current climatic warming is occurring much more rapidly than past warming events. ... In the past century alone, the temperature has climbed 0.7 degrees Celsius, roughly ten times faster than the average rate of ice-age-recovery warming.

      It took me seconds to find. If you really cared, or hadn't already made your mind up, you would know that too.

    7. Re:You omitted a factual argument by Fragnet · · Score: 1

      NASA has lots of pages dedicated to acquiring funding from government. Papers like this prove otherwise, though it's not political correct to publish such things these days.

  146. Not your argument, your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't get to argue against this. Trump won, get over it. You supported him during elections and you continue to this day. This is the bed you wanted now lay the fuck in it!

    1. Re: Not your argument, your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump did not win fairly do to Comey and Russian hacking. Therefore, he is an illegitimate president.

    2. Re: Not your argument, your fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, I meant "due to" obviously.

  147. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

    Why isn't it? CO2 isn't pollution. It's the central ingredient in biosphere productivity.

    And you can't drown in water - it's a central ingredient for life. Salt can't be bad for you, since without it you die. And so on. As Paracelsus said, sola dosis facit venenum.

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  148. Denialism by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    People who challenge the consensus are called contrarians, unless they don't have a factual argument. Then we call them deniers. For example, Dr. Roy Spencer is a prominent contrarian climatologist, who has been lead author on sections of the IPCC reports. You also seem to be unaware that there was a consensus *against* AGW up until the mid-1950s. It was overturned by better observations of the atmosphere and oceans. In short, the idea that there is some political cabal in charge of the consensus view is false, bordering on the ridiculous. We KNOW, empirically, from experience, that not only has the consensus changed, the authors of the authoritative summary of climate change research selected perhaps the most notable contrarian as lead author (for the bits relevant to his research). Because it doesn't make a difference whether he or anyone else thinks about whether the Earth is warming, the only thing that matters is what the observations say. And unfortunately we've ruled out the alternatives to warming, at least without some bizarre new physics.

    This isn't nutrition, this is basic atmospheric physics. If we're wrong about this atmosphere then we're wrong about all the extraterrestrial atmospheres too. Also, you're going to be able to demonstrate this fact unambiguously either way -- we're measuring heat, not health. The way to unmask this supposed conspiracy is to do the experiments yourself -- no trust in any community is required. Failing that you are able to read the papers and use a better analysis to figure out where everyone else went wrong. We figured this stuff out in the 19th Century so it's not like it requires a big lab setup. The IPCC report is big and complicated, but the actual science at hand is surprisingly simple. If you don't want to trust the scientists, but refuse to provide an alternate explanation, to experiment, or even read the theory, well, I'm not sure there's anything more descriptive than "denialist".

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  149. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, even if we had perfect numbers that a deity handed to you on a couple finely sculpted stone tablets, you would still tell us that the numbers don't add up. That's why we're tired of this debate and just finally call you a dumbass cause we simply don't have time. We're too busy doing our jobs of taking measurements and crunching numbers to deal with a bunch of backasswards rednecks like you.

  150. Volatility by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Classic ignorant denialism. The evidence for AGW has nothing to do with models or the temperature record. It is a straightforward result of the properties of CO2. Straightforward as in, "Some guy in 1896 figured it out using research from 1859". You know this theory is more than 100 years old, right?

    It's really irritating to read this. It's one thing to be completely ignorant of a subject -- we all start out that way. It's quite another thing for you to declare your ignorance of the causal chain but insist that other people got it wrong. Yes, you're right, it's hard to draw causal links from statistics, but that's not remotely what has happened, and the idea that you know this and some scientific community might not is breathtakingly stupid. But okay, I'll try to believe that you at least mean well and maybe don't have a lot of time to read about this. I would recommend starting here, and maybe continuing on the section about basic radiation maths. Keep in mind that what we know about Earth's atmosphere we have also been able to apply to extraterrestrial atmospheres, including the Sun. Generally what you're going to find is that warming is a direct result of CO2 trapping heat, and that we've been trying pretty hard to find reasons why raising the partial pressure won't also raise the temperature. There's only so many things that can happen in terms of radiation between the surface of the Earth and outer space, and we've pretty much ruled out anything that could prevent drastic warming. Which, yes, sucks balls. The other interesting thing that you'll find is that there was a scientific consensus *against* the CO2 theory, and you'll have to see why it was overturned.

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    1. Re:Volatility by dschiptsov · · Score: 1

      Have you never seen before so called hipster's science - chimeras made from poorly understood data processed by flawed statistical methods? Never seen any bullshit nutrition "science", disconnected from reality models in finance, sectarian, theology-like "physics"? Why should we not question validity of hipster's science? Should I explain how one keeps a position of an "expert" and high social status of a "scientists and researcher" by bullshitting naive idiots by dogmatic nonsense which fits the current social set of beliefs and popular memes? How peer-reviews has been done on the basis "he did really good job". Oh, there is some conclusions drawn from statistics, but all the current memes are in place. Flawed models should be chopped into pieces by rigorously checking its logic. One single contradiction is *enough* to throw all the thing away. There is already many bullshit hipster's pseudo-science based on fancy modelings and simulations.

  151. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    Oh god, no. Really? All this sola dosis facit venenum that increasing CO2 is causing. It's absolutely terrible. What is wrong with me. I'm not hysterical.

  152. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do your in-laws fly with a Gulfstream to continue their golf-stream? A cheaper alternative is to dip in the Gulf of Mexico, maybe for a little water golf and watch the Golf-stream's heat pump loading while the last surviving Gulf Oil's tanker is sailing by on its way to be decommissioned.

  153. Methane contributes to climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry bro, I farted.

  154. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, just a simple troll wasting space and air.

  155. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wikipedia states that Greenland's ice sheet contains 2,850,000 km3 of ice. If a gigaton of ice is 1 km3, then that agrees with your math, and if it were only a constant rate of melting, it would take millennia to melt completely.

    However, the rate is not constant - it's been steadily increasing due to positive feedbacks like reduced albedo and water lubrication of glaciers. In fact there's evidence that the ice loss is accelerating exponentially, so it could happen much quicker (still likely centuries).

    Models also suggest that a 2-3 C rise would be all that's needed for complete melting, and at least 7m of sea rise (plus Antarctica's contribution, which will be a lot more). Since it appears highly unlikely that we'll prevent that now, our descendants are going to have to relocate almost every coastal city on the planet (multiple times, since current experience suggests they won't think ahead much either).

  156. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah it's not even close to 10%. There was a claim by Times Atlas cartographers back in 2010 that Greenland had lost 15% of its ice by area, not volume, but ice specialists jumped on that, and it was eventually retracted.

    I'm not aware of reliable figures for total ice loss in the last century, but even current ice loss rates would mean an upper bound of about 1%.

  157. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't have enough water you'll die of thirst, do you can't drown, right?

  158. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Troed · · Score: 1

    No, it did not contradict anything I wrote. You seem to be quite confused as to the temperatures during its colonization and when the Norse left due to the switch into a much colder climate. Please read the links I posted.

  159. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by driblio · · Score: 1

    In pictures you might understand:
    https://xkcd.com/1732/

  160. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by driblio · · Score: 1

    Longer timescales:
    https://xkcd.com/1732/

  161. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    Oh, a cartoon. Strange how this looks nothing like the Vostok or Greenland core data. One could almost imagine it's cherry picked data that's first been massaged by the hairy hands of a fraudster. I'd be careful with that if I were you.

  162. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by driblio · · Score: 2

    Oh sorry - you're right. Because these graphs have totally different scales and orientations they look nothing like each other.

    But wait a minute... if we look at just the data that both graphs cover (temperature, the last 20000 years, highlighted with a black box):
    https://ibb.co/co1ABF

    And then line up the scales so they are the same on both graphs (X=-5C to +5C, Y=0 to -20000 years) we can see that the data does actually match up pretty well, considering I did this with paint:
    https://ibb.co/hX9K5a

    Consistent science FTW! Thanks for playing.

    Of course, it's the last 100 years that are the most interesting - the heating is happening at an _unprecedented_ rate. The ~2 degree increase of the last century would have taken millennia to occur naturally - as shown by the very graphs you supplied as evidence!

    Don't misuse actual data. It doesn't work, because the data shows AWG is happening.

  163. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    Don't misuse actual data.

    That's literally what you've just done. You've presented a ridiculous, condescending cartoon that shows Michael Mann's largely (completely actually) discredited "hockey stick". Shameless.

  164. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by driblio · · Score: 2

    The hockey stick has not been discredited. It has been replicated numerous times, by numerous people and organisations.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/te...
    > Climate deniers threw all their might at disproving the famous climate change graph. Here's why they failed.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    > Arguments over the reconstructions have been taken up by fossil fuel industry funded lobbying groups attempting to cast doubt on climate science.

    https://www.newscientist.com/a...
    > In fact, later studies support the key conclusion: the world is warmer now than it has been for at least 1000 years

    The graphs we /were/ talking about go back much further - XKCD's 20,000 years, and your favourite the Vostok core, 400,000. And they all show the same data.

    Good luck with your research.

    *PLONK*

  165. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    the world is warmer now than it has been for at least 1000 years

    Are you having a laugh? Proxy reconstruction (ref: Michael Mann) that depended on, it turned out, one single tree?

  166. Re: I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    The hurricanes and tornadoes in the USA midcountry and flooding will just be acts of the unpredictability of nature. There is nothing that man does that resulted in the increase in frequency and severity. Or are we all wrong?

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  167. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    One problem is that larger coastal cities tend to be ports, and smaller ones may have some seaside access. So, figure out how much to build the dams, build the locks, and operate the locks. Also, your proposal needs refinement. Are you talking about dams all across the coast, like Dutch dykes, or do you want to turn the cities into artificial islands?

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  168. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Yup. That doesn't mean Greenland wasn't mostly ice. There were (IIRC) a couple of small Viking settlements that were eventually wiped out by the natives.

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  169. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Troed · · Score: 1

    No one has ever claimed Greenland wasn't "mostly ice". There was a thriving Viking community during the Medieval Warm Period which was abandoned (peacefully, no wiping out by any "natives") when the climate became (much) colder at the start of the Little Ice Age.

  170. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by EmptyHead · · Score: 1

    So Greenland's ice sheet can displace 24 feet of the sea-level? Horse shit. I imagine parking the moon in the middle of the Atlantic could accomplish that though. Please show us a citation from hystericalbullshithipsterscience.com that sheds some light on the math. If it passes a laugh test I'll go howl at the moon naked.

  171. Re: I AM OFFICIALLY PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Venice subsided about 120 mm in the 20th century due to natural processes and groundwater extraction, in addition to a sea level rise of about 110 mm at the same time"

      So Venice's issues with flooding are almost equally caused by sinking and sea level rise. Not "Mainly .. sinking".

    So, 120 mm is not "mainly' more than 110 mm?

  172. Re:Paging Dr. Faustus by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    I think I am being out-punned here, so I will bow to your expertise.

  173. Re:The end is near? Lava and Ice... by srone · · Score: 1

    What is the current status of the Gakkel Ridge? Lava + Big Ice Caps= small ice caps...

    I try to keep up with it, as there was a M4.7 earthquake on October of 2016. It is a slow moving crack that may be speeding up. If the Magnetic Poles flip, who knows what the effect will be.

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  174. In other news, snow falls in United Arab Emirates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch: Snowfall in UAE, temperature hits -2.2 degree
    http://www.khaleejtimes.com/temperature-hits--1-degree-celsius-in-uae

  175. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC, the naming of Greenland and Iceland were attempts by the Viking leaders to encourage colonization of those two lands. But that's history, not tech.ðY

  176. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > No one has ever claimed Greenland wasn't "mostly ice".

    Except for AC above, who claimed "Historically, the artic, has, Been ice free" because the Vikings named it Greenland.

  177. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    I mean the main inland ice sheet is 100,000 years old. Obviously, the edges of Greenland are much more sensitive to small temperature fluctuations and local climate changes.

    Would love to see the proof - and not just suppositions, theories, etc - that it's 100,000 years old.

    Problem is, you can't prove it. You can only extrapolate based on theories, hypotheses, and suppositions with math based on assumptions designed to support that conclusion.

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    Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley (source: imdb.com)
  178. Re: Paging Dr. Faustus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would love to see the proof - and not just suppositions, theories, etc - that it's 100,000 years old.

    You could start here but I have a feeling you wouldn't know what to do with the data if you got it.

    Problem is, you can't prove it. You can only extrapolate based on theories, hypotheses, and suppositions with math based on assumptions designed to support that conclusion.

    I'm taking a wild guess that you have never formally studied earth science. Amirite?