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DNA Test Shows Subway's 'Chicken' Only Contains 50 Percent Chicken (arstechnica.com)

According to an investigation by Canadian media outlet, CBC, the chicken in Subway Restaurants' chicken sandwiches may only contain around 50 percent chicken -- the rest of it is soy, spices and preservatives. The investigation involved DNA testing chicken sandwiches collected from five popular fast food restaurants. While the rest of the sandwiches contained mostly chicken, Subway's oven-roasted chicken and the chicken strips in its Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich clocked in with just 53.6 percent and 42.8 percent chicken, respectively. Ars Technica reports: Among all the chicken sampled, there was a total of about 50 ingredients other than chicken identified. The chicken samples had an average of 16 ingredients. Some of the ingredients are expected, such as salt and other seasonings. But many were commercial preservatives and fillers. One commonality was that they all had high levels of salt. Subway responded to the CBC in a statement: "SUBWAY Canada cannot confirm the veracity of the results of the lab testing you had conducted. However, we are concerned by the alleged findings you had conducted." You can read the full statement here.

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  1. Read the response... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Informative

    The companies in question - Wendy's, Subway, McDonalds, Tim Horton's - responded HERE.

    Their responses sound reasonable, so either they are lying or the "DNA tests" are not accurate.

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    1. Re:Read the response... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      All but Subway were over 80% chicken. That's what you would expect, they are quite open about adding seasoning and yeast etc. No problem at all.

      Subway's result needs explanation. It can't be accounted for by any ligitimate preservation or seasoning.

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    2. Re:Read the response... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how a DNA test to determine amount of meat is supposed to work, but even on its face it seems silly because meat isn't 100% meat. What I mean by that is that when you get a cut of meat and weigh it, or measure its volume, not all of that is cells. A large amount is water. Have a look at how much beef jerky comes out of a cut of beef. The extra vanishing isn't magic, it's dehydration.

      That aside, it is fairly rare to eat meat as is. Like of take a cut of meat, put it over heat, and then eat it. Usually we like to season it. Guess what? That changes the total composition. So ya when you have a sandwich like the sweet onion teriyaki chicken sandwich where the pieces of meat are literally drenched in sauce, that'll cut down on the ratio of meat to other stuff. That's not an evil conspiracy, that's just basic percentages and it works the same in your kitchen. If you make a meat dish that has a lot of sauce/seasoning on it then the net ratio of meat to sauce will be much lower than if you take a piece of meat and serve it straight with no preparation.

      This sounds like a group trying to make headlines with a bullshit study that may be "technically" accurate but really is useless. Guess what? Many of the very best meat dishes in the world at the very best restaurants are not 100% meat. That is because they have other shit mixed in with the meat to enhance and alter the flavour. Welcome to cooking 101.

    3. Re: Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Wendy's response. Not reformed, not restructured.

      Of course, the restaurant industry and the groceries industry are full of such things and other "modified ingredients".

    4. Re:Read the response... by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Maybe Subway just need to do this, then they'd be fine.

    5. Re: Read the response... by dougdonovan · · Score: 2

      wheres the beef ?

    6. Re:Read the response... by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe I'm just the odd one out, but I really don't care if it's a mix of chicken and soy as long as it tastes good. Soy is not in any way unhealthy, and has plenty of protein.

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    7. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Subway was the only one with a worrying result, the rest were reasonable bearing in mind the preparation of the chicken, as the article states ("An unadulterated piece of chicken from the store should come in at 100 per cent chicken DNA. Seasoning, marinating or processing meat would bring that number down, so fast food samples seasoned for taste wouldn't be expected to hit that 100 per cent target.", and "They were all DNA tested and the score was then averaged for each sandwich. Most of the scores were "very close" to 100 per cent chicken DNA, Harnden says."). Subway was the only one actually with a case to answer, the rest are just being cautious and covering any uninformed heat from people saying "hey, it should be 100%!".

      Now note the key part of Subway's response;

      "We will look into this again with our supplier to ensure that the chicken is meeting the high standard we set for all of our menu items and ingredients."

      Translation: "This is probably true, and we're 100% blaming our supplier, even though our quality control is clearly as sucky as the so-called chicken they sold us."

    8. Re:Read the response... by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Subway chicken tastes like festering ass. Just for reference.

      About 2 years ago they were advertising 'new improved chicken'. I asked to see it, didn't buy any. Obvious extruded food.

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    9. Re: Read the response... by hackwrench · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't mind if they were upfront about what I was getting. That's where I have a problem.

    10. Re:Read the response... by s1d3track3D · · Score: 1

      If I want an actual chicken sandwich I sure wouldn't order one from any fast food joint. I'm surprised they contain any chicken at all, it's as you said, you want something that tastes remotely good, is fast and doesn't make you sick.

      I care in that it would be great if they were honest in their marketing, "Look we both know this isn't really chicken but we promise there are only extra inert fillers. There aren't ingredients in here that are really bad for you that build up in your body over time, really".

      Why do you care? Well if they are lying about the chicken, what else are they lying about? And in general you want what you pay for, although in this case, since fast food is subsidized, it doesn't really matter because the prices are so low anyway.

    11. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This. All you have to do is taste it once to know that it is chickenoid. Does not even remotely taste like food.

    12. Re:Read the response... by vux984 · · Score: 2

      Sure. But then sell me a chicken-soy blend sandwich. Don't sell me soy and tell me it's chicken.

      This is pretty elementary; 'truth in advertising' stuff. If you sell me a single malt scotch should be a single malt scotch. If its its a blended scotch label it that way. Johnny Walker Blue label is excellent scotch. The fact that its a blend doesn't bother me in the least.

      But if I found out my favorite single malt balvenie was actually blended and not disclosed, the fact that they lied about what it was would bother me immensely.

      Like you said, in principle a 50/50 chicken-soy patty isn't at all offensive, but calling it chicken ought to be illegal. And for what its worth subway chicken is pretty bad compared to the mcdonalds, wendy's and a&w products (at least in Canada). The latter 3 chicken breasts taste better, and have the right fibrous texture of muscle tissue Subway... not so much.

    13. Re: Read the response... by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      The trouble is where they give you chicken-flavoured "meat" but charges the price of real chicken meat.

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    14. Re:Read the response... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      It all gets extruded in the end (or out the end) anyway.

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    15. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kinda thought everyone "knew" these facts already. A few years ago, there was a show that described proudly how this is done
      (How It's Made or some show like that). This is all Bush era technology, which is why he was able to get burger-flippers re-classified
      as manufacturing jobs. They can take any real meat (by) product (for example, chicken), and process it to look like and have the
      texture of a chicken breast freshly butchered from live stock. The 100% claim means that the original meat before the process is 100%,
      but the FDA (thanks to Bush and Obama) does not force the manufacturers to identify the ingredients after processing since that's
      "trade secret", etc. The stuff won't kill you, but the increased incidence of colon cancer in that generation and younger speaks very
      plainly, IMHO. You young people gotta get away from you iPhone 11 or whatever, and watch some good ole-fashioned educational TV.

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    16. Re:Read the response... by Moof123 · · Score: 2

      Exactly, I want to extrude it myself, once. Pre-extruded "chicken", however tasty, is still a disturbing notion.

      Plenty of these franken-foods must be cooked in their frozen form, or they quite literally turn to mush when thawed.

    17. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know who would expect chicken to be 80% chicken. I expect it to be chicken meat. Period. The 80% is also likely to be, in large part, veins, cartilage and fat. That's what's been found in the past. And any cheap restaurant "chicken", to the extent it even contains meat, is also likely to be composed of chicken goo -- meat fibers water-blasted off the bone and then bleached. (Haven't you ever wondered why chicken in most Chinese restaurants consists of rectangular strips of lumpy something-or-other with no muscle fibers?) On the other hand, I wouldn't expect anyone who eats at these restaurants to care about food quality.

    18. Re:Read the response... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      All but Subway were over 80% chicken. That's what you would expect, they are quite open about adding seasoning and yeast etc. No problem at all...

      I'm sorry, but given the breakdown of the nutritional numbers and value, there is no fucking way in hell a dietary specialist would label McFood "no problem at all".

      I wouldn't "expect" anything from a fast food vendor other than a corporation peddling lies and ingredients designed to create addiction.

      Subway just happens to be the "healthy" liar who got caught this time.

    19. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing inherently wrong with serving a chicken/soy combo. The problem comes if you make a claim about a product that is false. Whether this matters to you personally is a side issue.

    20. Re:Read the response... by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 0

      But if I found out my favorite single malt balvenie was actually blended and not disclosed, the fact that they lied about what it was would bother me immensely.

      Wait really? If you found out that the beverage that you enjoyed (for years?) due to its taste was produced in a different fashion, your reaction would be to be upset at the purveyor rather than to re-evaluate your preference for single malt?

      I mean, I get that they shouldn't lie. And in many cases the labeling implicates important nutritional, ethical or ecological concerns where lying is a direct affront to the consumer's preferences. But in the example you gave, there are none of those concerns: the only relevant concern is how the scotch tastes.

      It's like the cookies that consumers rate as tastier because they are labeled organic. The empirical approach when confronted with information that challenges your beliefs is to reevaluate them, not to get upset at the guy that gave you that info.

      [ There's probably a political lesson here too. ]

    21. Re:Read the response... by skam240 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The author of the above post did not state they had a preference for single malt, you made that up. The author in fact goes out of their way to say they enjoy both blended and single malts.

      What the author of the above post is saying here, basically, is that they dont like being lied to which seems perfectly reasonable to me.

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    22. Re: Read the response... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Why, what is the price of meat?

    23. Re: Read the response... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1
    24. Re: Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > wheres the beef ?

      It's in the meatballs... which are 50% meat and 50% balls.

    25. Re:Read the response... by nanoflower · · Score: 1

      There's also the fact that with blended and single malt there are going to be different prices. That would also play into anyone being upset with being sold blended as single malt.

      Though that doesn't play as much of a role in a chicken sandwich since you aren't buying just the chicken but the combined product. Still, I don't want someone telling me they use 100% chicken if it's 50% filler.

    26. Re:Read the response... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Subway has done a lot to distance themselves from fast food and have chosen to represent themselves as a healthier choice. The whole Jared losing weight by eating only at Subway thing. I don't really consider them a fast food restaurant, they are a sandwich shop.

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    27. Re: Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jared was apparently losing weight from other means, not just eating chickenoid.

    28. Re:Read the response... by rtb61 · · Score: 1, Informative

      For the ill informed "Raw soybeans, including the immature green form, are toxic to all monogastric animals."(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soybean) and "A monogastric organism has a simple single-chambered stomach, compared with a ruminant organism, like a cow, goat, or sheep, which has a four-chambered complex stomach."(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monogastric), and never to forget "The Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America estimates soy is among the eight most common food allergens for pediatric and adult food allergy patients."(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soy_allergy). So not that good at all, especially when hidden from people in massive doses.

      Of course there is also https://foodal.com/knowledge/p... but hey, less profitable so keep they will keep the marketing lies going.

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    29. Re:Read the response... by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What the author of the above post is saying here, basically, is that they dont like being lied to which seems perfectly reasonable to me.

      Right, no one likes that. But that's besides that point that someone lies to you and that reveals some inconsistency in your preferences, it seems like a good time to re-evaluate.

      For instance, if someone gives me Budweiser but tells me it's PBR and I drink and enjoy it, then two things are concurrently true:

      1. 1. I can be angry and truthfully say I don't like being lied to
      2. 2. If I previously didn't like Budweiser or thought it was bad beer, I should reevaluate that based on the fact that I enjoyed it.

      The second point is true totally irrespective of the first.

    30. Re: Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously more, as they see an incentive to dilute it with filler and any incentive a big company has is purely financial.

    31. Re:Read the response... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      But if I found out my favorite single malt balvenie was actually blended

      Unless it's a 'single-cask' release, all scotches are blended - what make a single malt a single malt is that all the whisky comes from a single distillery.

    32. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subway's chicken tastes bad. Now their rotisserie-style was tasty and seemed like real chicken to me.

    33. Re:Read the response... by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Right, no one likes that. But that's besides that point that someone lies to you and that reveals some inconsistency in your preferences, it seems like a good time to re-evaluate.

      Even so aren't you privileging the taste of the stuff above all other considerations? What if my preference was to be a single-malt drinker? If Lagavulin turns out to be blended, the fact that it tastes so good won't assuage the injury, since it is my sense of self not merely my sense of taste has been affronted. ;)

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    34. Re:Read the response... by skam240 · · Score: 1

      So you didnt read the part where the above author said that they like blends and single malts both just fine and then you missed it again when I said it didnt you?

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    35. Re: Read the response... by default+luser · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but they don't.

      Footlong Oven Roasted Chicken = 6.75. This is big enough for two meals.

      Chick Fil A Grilled chicken Sandwich only - $4.25. This uses real meat, but you'd need to buy two to last you the two meals the sub lasts you, so $8.50.

      So no, you're not paying more. The sub will fill you up exactly the same for 20% less cash. You also get vastly more veggie options than "just" lettuce tomato abd pickles.

      Also, people complain about "no flavor," but that's why they have a dozen different sauces.

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    36. Re:Read the response... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Raw soybeans are toxic. Cooked soybeans are fine. For most people, soybean products are healthy food.

      There is soy in many, many things, including many sauces and processed foods, so people with soy allergies are not going to be eating at fast food restaurants.

    37. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I'd rather eat the soy protein than the chicken. 50% chicken isn't low enough!

    38. Re:Read the response... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      not all of that is cells. A large amount is water.

      Except that water doesn't have soybean DNA. So that doesn't explain the problem.

      Many of the very best meat dishes in the world at the very best restaurants are not 100% meat.

      Then they shouldn't call it "100% meat". The problem is not blending meat with soy. The problem is that they are lying about it.

    39. Re:Read the response... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Okay, McShit isn't exactly good for you. What I mean is that their claim that it is chicken is fine. It doesn't have to be 100% chicken and nothing else, seasoning and preservatives are expected.

      All their health claims are dubious, of course.

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    40. Re:Read the response... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just the odd one out, but I really don't care if it's a mix of chicken and soy as long as it tastes good. Soy is not in any way unhealthy, and has plenty of protein.

      The point is that if it's not actual slices chicken meat, you're basically eating ground up chickens which includes beaks, kneecaps (or whatever they're called on chickens) and a fuckton of artificial ingredients, most of which probably cause cancer and/or make your testicles fall off.

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    41. Re:Read the response... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Subway has done a lot to distance themselves from fast food and have chosen to represent themselves as a healthier choice. The whole Jared losing weight by eating only at Subway thing. I don't really consider them a fast food restaurant, they are a sandwich shop.

      That's like McDonalds advertising "fruit bags" as an option for their Happy Meals to show how healthy they are. There must presumably be one original fruitbag in McDonalds HQ somewhere that they took the menu photo of, but I've never seen one in the wild.

      If you try asking for one, they're always "sold out". Their audacity is breathtaking.

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    42. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just wait until we get rid of all those pesky regulations! They'll be a chicken free chicken and every pot! Why, I can feel America getting greater again by the minute! Disclaimer: Greatness may contain extruded mediocrity, plastic preservatives and miscellaneous petroleum by products.

    43. Re:Read the response... by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      if someone gives me Budweiser but tells me it's PBR and I drink and enjoy it, then two things are concurrently true:

      You forgot

      3. It proves I have no functioning tastebuds.

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    44. Re:Read the response... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      That aside, it is fairly rare to eat meat as is. Like of take a cut of meat, put it over heat, and then eat it. Usually we like to season it. Guess what? That changes the total composition.

      If I season a steak with salt and pepper then cook it, the end product is probably 99% beef, that's close enough for me. No way is it going to be only 80%.

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    45. Re:Read the response... by rjstegbauer · · Score: 1

      Re: or the "DNA tests" are not accurate

      That was my first thought. The testing organization should have tested a piece of fresh chicken from a grocery store meat counter and published what that percentage.

    46. Re:Read the response... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Okay, McShit isn't exactly good for you.

      It's not good for a dog, let alone a human.

      What I mean is that their claim that it is chicken is fine. It doesn't have to be 100% chicken and nothing else, seasoning and preservatives are expected.

      All their health claims are dubious, of course.

      Given their health claims, I would also expect chicken claims and testing results to be dubious as well.

      And perhaps the amount or ratio of "other" ingredients is not the true concern. As an example, the McPreservatives in the fries makes them rather unique in their ability to withstand a nuclear winter and still look fresh.

    47. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "as long as it tastes good" – Well, I've been wondering how on earth Subway manages to fuck up simple chicken so badly, so I guess now we both have got an answer.

    48. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most that have a soy allergy won't have a life threatening condition if they consume soy, but the results are pretty damn inconvenient and uncomfortable.(Reference: Mayo Clinic)

      I'm allergic to soy and if I consume soy I end up with stomach cramps and diarrhea. Usually takes around 2 days for the diarrhea to subside. So if I know something has soy in it I'll avoid it, but I don't let it stop me from eating fast food etc, I just try to avoid items I know will cause unpleasant results.

    49. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McNuggets have shellack in them. That fast food is not actually food is not news.

    50. Re:Read the response... by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      Soy is not a health food. Eat enough of it and you will have problems with sex hormones and possibly nerve damage.

      The only safe soy products to eat are those that have been fermented, like soy sauce or natto. The process of fermenting is the only known process that effectively removes the problematic minerals that soy contains. Tofu is not fermented

      The only animals in the animal kingdom that have evolved to be able to eat soy are Japanese beetles and aphids. Unless you are very strange you are not on that list.

      You could and should be criminally liable for feeding someone soy who is allergic to it.

    51. Re:Read the response... by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      Raw soybeans are toxic. Cooked soybeans are fine.

      No. Only the process of fermentation can make soy safe to eat.

      That said a small about of soy in the diet is not likely to hurt anyone who is not allergic. For example an edename appetizer at a Japanese restaurant. I used to eat those but now I avoid them having read up on the subject. But they probably wouldn't do me any harm being generally healthy.

    52. Re:Read the response... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Subway has done a lot to distance themselves from fast food and have chosen to represent themselves as a healthier choice. The whole Jared losing weight by eating only at Subway thing. I don't really consider them a fast food restaurant, they are a sandwich shop.

      Unfortunately, it's a second strike for them. It was found their "whole wheat" bread was actually white bread with molasses added for coloring, and a sprinkling of whole wheat to give you a bit of the grains. It's actually a big concern if you're diabetic and choose the brown bread option since it looks like whole wheat, and is advertised as such. But the refined enriched white flour it's made of (nevermind the sugar and molasses used to color it) will shoot your blood sugar levels up.
       

    53. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yeah, and Taco Bell beef filling has sand in it.

    54. Re:Read the response... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Excuse me while I go to register "Extroodles" as a trademark.

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    55. Re:Read the response... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      However, since "blended" has a specific meaning when it comes to scotch saying all single malt scotches are blended is misleading. You are applying a common english meaning of the word blended in a domain where a much more specific and restricted definition is normally applied.

      So when I said 'blended' I meant 'blended' as it applies to specifically to categorizing scotch. When you say blended you mean the common english meaning as it applies generically. It's sensible to choose to use other words rather than 'blend' when you want to invoke the common english meaning to avoid confusion.

      A single malt scotch whisky is indeed drawn from multiple casks from the same distillery, all at least as old as the age labelled. But that does not make it a 'blended scotch'.

      The term blended scotch specifically means a blend of malts and/or grain whisky from multiple distilleries; and does not apply to a product drawn exclusively from single malt whisky from a single distillery.

    56. Re:Read the response... by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      The term blended scotch specifically means a blend of malts and/or grain whisky from multiple distilleries

      Very specifically: it must contain grain whisky. If it is a blend of malts only, it is called 'vatted'.

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    57. Re:Read the response... by dbeachy1 · · Score: 1

      Some people are allergic to soy, so it's more than just a "taste" issue: the blatantly false advertising it as "chicken" is a potential medical issue for some people.

    58. Re:Read the response... by syntotic · · Score: 1

      They mean preservatives like in condoms? Or is it an euphemism for Human meat? I ordered some DNA tests but no one got interested in performing them; I did not further attempt a DIY portable DNA testing technique, so just stopped eating there or asking for tuna fish (which does seem like preservative full...). I posted the comment here and in some emails and elsewhere: by their own words they self allow a very small percentage of Human meat in their products, which once taken up to the whole of the tonnage of the food they handed, makes for quite a lot of Human in your sandwich! For McDonalds it was fifteen thousand Human beings a month allowed in their hamburgers, gross without bones estimation....

    59. Re:Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know what festering ass tastes like?

    60. Re:Read the response... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Quality control is a fact of life. I would avoid any food that is toxic if not prepared properly, why bother with it when there are so many other choices. I quite like lentils, not that I eat them often, but dahl with hand made roti is a fun meal (the lentils taking on the flavour of what ever you add to it, so spicy bacon and egg dhal, you get quite a lot of healthier tasty food from one egg and one strip of bacon, some flour and of course some lentils).

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    61. Re: Read the response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the place i visited in California didn't have BBQ sauce! Wtf? They have BBQ sauce at subway in Canada.

    62. Re:Read the response... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      For clarity: It smells like your mom's crotch.

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  2. kill the salt, kill the sugar by gtall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is impossible to get any processed food that is not laden with salt and sugar. It contributes to high blood pressure and diabetes. Do the food companies care? Or will shipping "product" take precedence over their customers' health?

    1. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by BeauHD · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope, salt and sugar sell and companies really only care about profits. You might (not) like this article: https://science.slashdot.org/s...

    2. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually salt doesn't contribute to high blood pressure: https://academic.oup.com/ajh/article/28/3/362/2743418/Relationship-Between-Nutrition-and-Blood-Pressure. This is something that's been shown multiple times in research for a quite a while, but can't seem to overcome this myth that's been propagated for years that it's become one of those things that everyone just "knows" and no one questions or thinks about.

      Sure, salt can make your blood pressure go up, but it would be weird if it didn't. Increase the amount of sodium intake and some of that is absorbed by you cells which then take on more water to maintain a balance in concentration. This makes them swell (which is why if someone is severely dehydrated you can kill them if you give them water too rapidly) and naturally add pressure against blood vessels and increase blood pressure.

    3. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Those evil corporations force feeding everyone!

      Good work to eliminate 'personal choice'.
      If people didn't choose sugar/salt/fat then it would be very unprofitable to supply it.

    4. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by geekmux · · Score: 1

      It is impossible to get any processed food that is not laden with salt and sugar. It contributes to high blood pressure and diabetes. Do the food companies care? Or will shipping "product" take precedence over their customers' health?

      Nothing takes precedent over profit.

      Not even legality, which is often worth the gamble due to pathetic punishments.

    5. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strawman arguments are lies.

    6. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Well to be fair salt and sugar "sell" because that's what people want to buy. Companies don't stay in business long selling what people dont want to buy.

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    7. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      People hate salt and sugar. The advertisements make them buy it.

    8. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by eyenot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A similar myth is that fatty foods lead to clogged arteries. I won't bother to go fetch links but let's just say my room mate was drunk and literally screaming this at me at 2AM once, over and over like a child, and the only way to talk him down was to promise I'd go research it at reputable websites and bring him "the proof". Yes you can refute this myth at such as CDC, Mayo Clinic, etc.

      If anything, most arteries problems are caused by high sodium. Salts osmose water out out cells, causing "hardening", leading to arterial damage, attracting clotting factor, which builds up and is compounded with some forms of cholesterol in some people (but can still be bad enough on its own), which leads to clogged (clotted) arteries. Then you run into this terrible catch-22 with vitamin K where K is needed to repair the arterial damage but K also goes into producing clotting factor. So the doctors tell you to cut K completely out of your diet, eat liver-killing blood thinners, and shift the problem to yet another part of your body while also synthesizing a condition of hemophilia.

      If anything, people worried about clots should cut any high intake of salt out (but not entirely out), not fat out of their diet. Blood pressure completely aside.

      And something else fun to learn is that there is a gut flora that produces something called TMAO that can compound and/or cause any artery problems you might have. The great news? The gut flora produces TMAO from l-carnitine. So take your doctor seriously if they recommend cutting red meat intake entirely.

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    9. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by gweihir · · Score: 1

      As salt and sugar are more expensive than other fillers, clearly it is put in because people want it (well, possibly not consciously).

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    10. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just Processed food pal. And to be fair, nearly all Food now is Processed in some fashion. Even Seeds are vulnerable to forms of processing, like Genetic Modification, so good luck with that 'All Natural' Garden.

    11. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Well to be fair salt and sugar "sell" because that's what people want to buy. Companies don't stay in business long selling what people dont want to buy.

      If companies were lacing their food with heroin or cocaine to get people hooked, there would be an outcry (except on slashdot, of course, where drugs are always a Good Thing). Unnecessary sugar and salt are just a milder version of the same tactic.

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    12. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by avandesande · · Score: 1

      High blood sugar causes high blood pressure too for the same reasons, but the AMA recommendations to eat lots of grains and starches still stands...

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    13. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Except it's not. Salt and sugar are substances that in some quantities, the body needs to survive. They are also not addictive substances one can easily overdose on.

      Only on slashdot do you get people thinking they're being insitefull by spinning conspiracy theories about food companies while stating that illegal drugs share any sort of equivalence with food.

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    14. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consumers don't care. They just want cheap food to fuel their fat bodies.

    15. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is impossible to get any processed food that is not laden with salt and sugar. It contributes to high blood pressure and diabetes. Do the food companies care? Or will shipping "product" take precedence over their customers' health?

      Do the people eating it care?

    16. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      It is impossible to get any processed food that is not laden with salt and sugar. It contributes to high blood pressure and diabetes. Do the food companies care? Or will shipping "product" take precedence over their customers' health?

      People want flavor, and something they think will taste good will win out over something that is especially bland but is healthier.
      You get flavor from fat, sugar, and salt. The sugar industry has been extremely successful at convincing people that fat in foods is what caused weight gain, and that by buying "low fat" (but high sugar and salt) foods they would lose weight. Of course, the opposite happened, because excess sugar is stored as fat in the body, so increasing the sugar intake increased the body fat.

      So eat more fat, and most importantly, less sugar. Cut down on the bread, the pasta, and the sugar drinks, and don't eat packaged foods where they tossed in a lot of sugar and salt to mimic actual food flavor.

    17. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Except it's not. Salt and sugar are substances that in some quantities, the body needs to survive. They are also not addictive substances one can easily overdose on.

      Sugars stimulate the same brain centers that cocaine and heroin do, triggering a similar craving/reward cycle that drugs have. A big difference is that they are only partially chemically addictive, not quite like the harder drugs are. The fun part is this may have been directed by evolution, a reward for seeking and consuming high calorie foods.

    18. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by skam240 · · Score: 1

      OOOHHHHH, they stimulate the same brain centers. Obviously that means they're the same! How foolish of me.

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    19. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      OOOHHHHH, they stimulate the same brain centers. Obviously that means they're the same! How foolish of me.

      Very good, admitting ignorance is the first step towards enlightenment.
      Here's a bit of additional reading: Sugar consumption increases dopamine levels
      Note that this is the current theory, but the evidence is not hard. There's still disagreement about the level of addiction involved, and it's worth noting that consuming sugar instead of, say, heroin, does not seem to lessen the heroin cravings, even if they release similar levels of dopamine.

    20. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sugars stimulate the same brain centers that cocaine and heroin do, triggering a similar craving/reward cycle that drugs have.

      Unproven. The jury's still out: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-29126872

    21. Re:kill the salt, kill the sugar by skam240 · · Score: 1

      I notice salt has dropped out of the conversation entirely. Funny.

      And companies ad lots of sugar to food because it tastes good and have been doing so for long before anyone was doing bran scans. If it tasted like garbage no one would use it.

      So no, adding sugar or the now conveniently omitted salt is not like lacing food with hard drugs.

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  3. Spin it properly by mi · · Score: 5, Funny

    However, we are concerned by the alleged findings you had conducted

    Piffle! That's a totally wrong spin! According to TFA, most of the other 50% is soy — the famously humane and environment-friendly replacement for meat.

    Restaurants should proudly admit to being ahead of their customers on both counts — and wow to make their sandwiches 90% meat-free by 2050, or something like that.

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    1. Re:Spin it properly by pinkfalcon · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you are trolling or not, but I'll answer as if you are serious...

      In general yes, moving to a plant based diet is better for you and the environment, but if you are trying to track your macros (for low carb diets or whatever), subway salads are supposed to be low carb. Soy has more carbs and less protein than chicken breast. Not a whole lot, but it can throw you off if you are tracking carefully.

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    2. Re:Spin it properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! With all this plant estrogen in the soy, all us guys are gonna get massive bewbs.
      Oh well, it was bound to happen one way or another the way things have been going.

      Besides, the more female you are, the easier you can get a job.

    3. Re:Spin it properly by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, we are concerned by the alleged findings you had conducted

      Piffle! That's a totally wrong spin! According to TFA, most of the other 50% is soy — the famously humane and environment-friendly replacement for meat.

      If Subway wants to serve 50/50 soy/chicken "meat" they are welcome to. They have to stop calling it chicken, though.
      If I'm paying for chicken, I expect to get chicken, regardless of healthiness/environmental factors.

    4. Re:Spin it properly by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're getting alleged chicken.

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    5. Re:Spin it properly by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Alternative Chicken

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    6. Re:Spin it properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people like myself are allergic to soy.

    7. Re:Spin it properly by NG-Buddhist · · Score: 1

      The ancient term "marriage" was a euphemism for "chattel," as you well know. But it's okay, they can just do what Tyson did when they wanted to sell pre-made wings that weren't really wings, so they trademarked them as Wyngz. Just call it the **NEW** 6" Chykyn Bacun Sub, only at Subway*. * - Chykyn and Bacun may consist of less than 50% chicken and pork. Copyright 2017, Subway.

    8. Re:Spin it properly by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, they're supposed to post nutrition information, and you should generally go by that. If the sandwich patty is supposed to be 50% soy, and it say the plain sandwich has so many grams of carbs, that should be that.

      However, if the test results don't match what the company expects, some franchisee may be off the reservation.

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    9. Re:Spin it properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      51% chicken = they should be allowed to call it chicken.
      51% soy = they should have to call it soy.

    10. Re:Spin it properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ancient term "marriage" was a euphemism for "chattel," as you well know.

      Citation, please.

    11. Re:Spin it properly by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you turned a discussion thread about subway meat quality into a conservative rant.

      Good for you, that's super.

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    12. Re:Spin it properly by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Who cares if it does or doesn't if they post the total nutritional value (I thought that was the law).

    13. Re:Spin it properly by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      So what, why do you care who marries who?
        What actual difference does it make?
        Words change meaning all the time, why pick on just one?
      If you want to reduce gay sex, I would say marriage is an excellent way to do so.
      Of course, youre probaby just a religious homophobe, or one of those in the closet cowards.

    14. Re:Spin it properly by mi · · Score: 0

      So what, why do you care who marries who?

      I don't think, I said, I care, who marries who. Only that the word "marriage", after meaning one thing for thousands of years, changed meaning in a matter of a decade.

      Words change meaning all the time, why pick on just one?

      My very point in this subthread was, the meaning of the term "chicken" can change — with an even greater speed, than what the term "marriage" already displayed. You seem to agree with that... So, why are you changing the subject to my opinion on homosexuality — which I haven't expressed and don't particularly care to discuss?

      If you want to reduce gay sex [...] youre probaby just a religious homophobe

      Whah? What in the word lead you to either of these conclusions?

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    15. Re:Spin it properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I do not know that. On the contrary, I am pretty sure, it never meant that. For example, whichever variant of the vows [wikipedia.org] I look at, I do not see any asymmetry. Who owns who?

      Really? You're going to ignore the vows where the bride says she will "obey," and the groom does not?

    16. Re:Spin it properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you went to subway, you have no expectation of "real food". Same with McDonalds and all other fast food places.

      Now fast food plus, like Chipotle... that's another matter.

    17. Re:Spin it properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fake chicken.

      As soy-based meat replacement items in my mom's vegetarian household have longe been called by us siblings: fake pig, fake dog, etc. Didn't gel well with the anti-meat indoctrination.

    18. Re:Spin it properly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pfft. They ar combining chicken with food eaten by chickens. In most of China, it is known bad luck when you are served eggs and chicken on the same dish, so does eating chicken food (ie food eaten by chichieckens, aka soy) make you behave chichickenky enough to not ask wtf is the non-50% side composed. of?

    19. Re:Spin it properly by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Genuine Imitation Chicken Food Product

  4. Delicious Soy Yum Yum by puddingebola · · Score: 1

    This means that people who would not touch soy products, people who think tofu is disgusting but have never tried it, people who would never order a product called Subway Soy Chicken Sandwich, or Yum Yum Soy Meat-O Chicken Sandwich, have been eating soy product for some time and not caring. Let us all reflect on this valuable lesson about the value of Soy products and how they can provide a delicious and affordable source of protein to millions of people. J Edgar Hoover Subway Corporation

    1. Re:Delicious Soy Yum Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's a difference between something that contains 50% chicken / 50% soy, and something that contains 0% chicken / 100% soy. Also, it is also entirely possible to not care about knowingly eating fake meat, but also to care greatly about being duped into eating fake meat. As Raven said to Beast Boy:

      I respect that you do not eat meat. Please respect that I do not eat fake meat.

    2. Re:Delicious Soy Yum Yum by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      The CBC had a show on this, with taste testers. And everyone on the show could tell how low quality and horrible the 50% chicken was.

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    3. Re:Delicious Soy Yum Yum by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I thought chicken at subway was awful long before this... haven't ordered it in years... tasteless and the wrong textureless... like a genric brand chicken nugget ... and far from say the comparatively delicious wendy's or a&w chicken which taste like proper chicken.

    4. Re:Delicious Soy Yum Yum by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      No, people with taste buds generally agree Subway chicken tastes awful. Nice try, veggie boy.

    5. Re:Delicious Soy Yum Yum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a someone who can't digest soy (the result of one soy-based "burger" would be one day spent on the toilet crying), I don't give a damn what other people eat. I just want to know what's in my food so that I can buy something that my body won't process as if it were poison.

      It's the same reason I support GMO labeling -- if you modify generic grocery store tomatoes to taste like home-grown heirloom tomatoes, great! I'll buy them by the bucket! If you modify green beans with soy DNA to have more protein, then I just want to have the option of buying different green beans.

  5. Normal by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    They obviously used alternative chickens, duh!

    1. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No the chickens kneeled before the emperor and he commanded them to be 50/50. Get with the narrative. Your CTR check must be falling behind.

    2. Re:Normal by atherophage · · Score: 1

      Alternative chicken. Alternative meats. Alternative foods. Alternative people. Electoral Success. Profits!

    3. Re:Normal by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Will the Alternative Canada let me in?

    4. Re:Normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, "chicken", "beef", "meat", it's a chicken-like product. Within a first order approximation or so. The sandwich is tasty, filling and cheap, what do you want from us?!

  6. The Donald just tweeted... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0

    FAKE NEWS!

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    1. Re:The Donald just tweeted... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      FAKE NEWS!

      Of course it's fake news. It's about fake chicken!!!.

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    2. Re:The Donald just tweeted... by WallyL · · Score: 1

      Fake fake chicken news?

  7. half a million dollars in attorney’s fees. $ by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    half a million dollars in attorney’s fees. $1 off coupon for the rest of us.

  8. Read the response in detail & between the line by tpgp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, read the response, but like all communications from large companies, you have to read it critically

    For example, from the end of Subway's response:

    We will look into this again with our supplier to ensure that the chicken is meeting the high standard we set for all of our menu items and ingredients.

    Translate this into normal english and it is "We do not adequately QA our supply chain & our lowest-bid supplier is giving us a chicken/soy blend. We only care about this because we just got caught out"

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  9. Welcome to the meat industry! by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Informative

    I enjoy meat myself - but accept that the meat industry is historically filled with some of the worst intentions on the face of the planet. There's a reason that one of the big counters to libertarian philosophy is historical regulation of the meat industry... if they can get away with it, you'd better believe that the industry is going to break just about every rule, custom, ethical guideline and concept of decent human interaction possible.

    Meat, it ain't pretty, it's rarely pure (the fish industry is nigh-hilarious with how it labels things), but it's still an important part of our filthy culture.

    Cutting a 50% mix of soy into chicken isn't shocking compared to most things - and actually matches what I remember of that particular flavor whenever I decided to try chicken again at Subway. Now that I've gotten better at cooking for myself, I find a $6 footlong to be actually a fairly expensive sandwich.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go make a nice couple of egg/bacon/veggie sandwiches. I'm sure it's not completely ethical, and likely contains some genetic engineering (ooh, scary), but for the price, it's a marvel of modern industry and flavor!

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libertarian philosophy embraces regulation against fraud (and force). Mislabeling your product is fraud.

    2. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think that greatly depends on the kind of Libertarian. I have most certainly seen some Libertarians argue against regulation, claiming it "distorts the market". I guess it depends on how far you think regulation should go. I, for one, don't believe tainted or dangerously toxic products should be sold at all, and support any government regime that prevents their sale, but some believe that personal choice should override that. So there are a lot of shades of gray even in Libertarianism.

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    3. Re: Welcome to the meat industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilariously, enforcement probably involves the honour system.

    4. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well to me soy counts as a toxic product. I'm allergic to it and eating a minute amount gives me stomach cramps and causes me to have diarrhea that lasts for two days.

    5. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      The usual libertarian-suggested response to fraud is lawsuits however, not having the FDA/USDA/etc preemptively inspecting everything to make sure that no poor schmuck has to sue Subway over the content of their meat in the first place.

      As a left-libertarian myself, my preferred response would be somewhere in between. I'm against licensure of any kind because prior restraint is antithetical to liberty, but any wronged party should be able to easily (as in, at no cost and little paperwork) call upon the full force of the state to come down hard upon whoever has wronged them. So Subway (and their suppliers) wouldn't have to have the government preemptively certify that they meet all actionable standards for their products, but if they don't, anyone harmed at all as a consequence can make a simple phone call and then Subway / etc are in deep shit, so it's probably in their own best interests if they pay up front for those inspections and certifications to make sure that that's not going to happen. (And smart consumers meanwhile can choose only to patronize businesses displaying such certifications prominently, or else choose not to at their own risk, but a risk of harm they can easily get justice for if it should materialize).

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    6. Re: Welcome to the meat industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would castrate any new food business. Impossible risks for a start up

    7. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The libertarians will be fine in the type of nation they crave. The libertarians can just hire a food taster at less than minimum wage. It's the rest of us that don't want a society where the rich can do anything they want that will suffer.

    8. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      A corporation trying to get away with something? Gasp! ..I never knew they would stoop down to that level. How novel!!

    9. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you Ryan Fenton your name is above all your posts. No need to write it again. You fuckhead.

    10. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well to me soy counts as a toxic product. I'm allergic to it and eating a minute amount gives me stomach cramps and causes me to have diarrhea that lasts for two days.

      You too, eh? I had to stop eating a whole lot of stuff because it had too much TVP in it, let alone actual tofu.

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    11. Re: Welcome to the meat industry! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      More than the existing requirements for preemptive certification of everything already do? My proposal is basically to make what we already have in place optional, but opting out of it exposes you (the business) to legal risk, putting economic pressure toward doing things as we do them now, without quite mandating them and thus curtailing liberty a little less.

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    12. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll go make a nice couple of egg/bacon/veggie sandwiches.

      Recipe or it didn't happen!

    13. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by RyanFenton · · Score: 1

      Sure - since the kitchen is in the middle of some work, I pulled out a nice large electric plug-in skillet, and turned it to 250 degrees.

      Turned that on, threw in 4 slices of cheap butter-loaf bread to toast on one side.

      Pushed those to the side, threw in 3 eggs alongside the bread.. As they cooked, I added some black pepper.

      Also while those cooked, I put one frozen slice of off-brand uneven sliced bacon in the microwave, wrapped in paper towels for 90 seconds. I've found the microwave does a very good job with bacon in general. Skillet also does a fine job, but takes longer without helping the flavor as much as you'd think.

      When the eggs looked done, put the eggs on the uncooked side of the bread, crumbled the bacon on top fo the eggs, added cucumbers, jalepeno and lettuce, put them on a plate, and closed both sandwiches.

      Took maybe 5 minutes to cook and clean up, and was an order of magnitude better flavor than most out to eat meals, including being considerably cheaper.

      Costs:
      Bread, $1 a loaf
      Eggs: 89 cents for a dozen
      Bacon: $4.50 for roughly 16 slices, I keep it frozen (wrapped in plastic to separate slices) and microwave it.
      Veggies: Say 50 cents per meal.

      Cheese, mustard and hot sauces might add you a small percent extra, depending on preference - but still, something like $2 a meal, and quicker than fast food.

      Worth a bit of practice and a few mistakes to learn to make that stuff!

      Ryan Fenton

    14. Re:Welcome to the meat industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A libertarian society would focus on disclosure rather than regulation. In an authoritarian society, you have very strong regulation, but very weak disclosure (as evidenced by this very story). You are essentially 100% dependent on government to legitimize the products you buy. In a libertarian society, most of that responsibility would fall on you, BUT you would actually have the information you need to make an informed decision.

  10. DNA Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Colonel... you ARE the father!

  11. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Right. I love the one that admits they use 1% soy and still flexes the "made from 100% chicken" line, which is technically true of anything containing even a scrap of real chicken, and it's clear from the context they're relying on this technical interpretation.

  12. Chicken++ by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    They just need to market it better.

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    1. Re:Chicken++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tofu + turkey = tofurkey
      soy + chicken = sicken

  13. Not Surprising, But Also Surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The oven-roasted chicken doesn't surprise me, as it consists of ground chicken combined with a bunch of other stuff and formed into the shape you see, but the chicken strips do surprise me. They look like they were sliced right out of the meat as-is, no grinding/reforming.

  14. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have cut up a lot of chickens. Never seen any chicken parts that look remotely like Subways. Clearly extruded food, like a chicken 'nugget'.

    McDonald's and Wendy's claim to be serving 'chicken breasts'. I don't eat McShits, but the Chicken at Wendy's does look like an actual chicken breast, just a very small one.

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  15. So fucking what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Public schools have served mystery meat for decades and no one ever died from that

  16. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 5, Funny
    Subway's latest communique:

    We recognize that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so our imitation chicken is leading us all into a new, more courageous* future, where we will be 100%, BRAVE, not CHICKEN!

    "courageous" is the intellectual property of Apple Inc. "chicken" includes, but is not limited to, dog, cat, yeast, nuclear waste, chicken feathers, beaks, claws, recycled newspaper (for that genuine cardboard-y takeout taste).May include nuts. May not include chicken..

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  17. It could be worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could be 50% Soylent.

  18. Re:Read the response...or WATCH THE SHOW by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 3, Informative

    Obviously you didn't read the article OR watch the show. They explain their methodology and you can clearly see how fake the Subway chicken looks. They also re-did the Subway test to make sure it wasn't an anomaly, buying another bunch of take-outs and having them tested as well.

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  19. Commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So even though this is false representation, isn't it also healthier?

  20. They've kept prices the same for years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so of course quality had to slip.

    Chinese buffets everywhere are now laughing nervously.

  21. Re: Tim Hortons coffee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha

  22. Affirmative action hire? by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Informative

    "However, we are concerned by the alleged findings you had conducted."

    Is that even a sentence? The findings are not alleged, they are real. You get to say a guy was allegedly killed with an alleged bullet. You can say the alleged killer is Whatsisname because that hasn't been proven. However if a lab signs off on a DNA analysis I can say it's real all I want - if it turns out that it's not then the LAB is in trouble, not me, because the lab certified the results.

    And you don't "conduct findings". Wow, I'm worried that Subway let the junior PR person handle this.

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    1. Re:Affirmative action hire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm worried that Subway let the junior PR person handle this.

      Their last PR guy had a little trouble and was forced into early retirement. The new person is still getting up to speed.

    2. Re:Affirmative action hire? by orion205 · · Score: 1

      "However, we are concerned by the alleged findings you had conducted."

      Is that even a sentence?

      Don't worry, that's just slashdot editors doing what they do best.

      TFA actually states "we are concerned by the alleged findings you cite with respect to the proportion of soy content" which is much more gramatical.

    3. Re:Affirmative action hire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you don't "conduct findings". Wow, I'm worried that Subway let the junior PR person handle this.

      No less coherent than Trump or GWB.

      Maybe "legacy hire" is what you meant?

    4. Re:Affirmative action hire? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Is that even a sentence?

      It's a belittling insult dripping with contempt that most likely comes from the top instead of junior PR. Yes it is poor English but that's part of the tactic - look at Rumsfeld for thousands of examples.

    5. Re:Affirmative action hire? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      There are no "alleged findings". The findings are real, if the story is real. The burden of proof is on Subway to prove that the professional who signed the lab results are false. If not, they are real not alleged. You can't go to court talking about the "alleged death" or the "alleged coroner's result". Only the "alleged crime" which is yet to be proven.

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    6. Re:Affirmative action hire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait until they find out that 0.5% of the DNA was Jerrod.

  23. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I'm personally relieved. I wouldn't want anything that was made with some percentage of unreal chicken.

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  24. assays, rubber chicken by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    A better study would report total protein and attempt to assay proteins and marker entities to distinguish from chicken vs other animal vs soy.
    Of course, the analytical costs on the second part would be higher.
    If the report is true, it might give new meaning and range to the phrase, "rubber chicken"

  25. Water content? by jetkust · · Score: 1

    I remember this same thing happening to Taco Bell. The problem is that chicken meat is already 60-80 percent water, where as everything else is dry ingredients. If the dry ingredients absorb moisture from the chicken does the percentage drop? What exactly are they measuring?

    1. Re:Water content? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What exactly are they measuring?

      Oh, if only there were a way to read something about this whole thing -- perhaps in some sort of "article." Someday, perhaps....

    2. Re:Water content? by sexconker · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. You didn't read or watch shit. The actual video (the "article" is a stub) is blocked in the US.

  26. Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chicken chicken

  27. Re: Sarcastic vs. trolly by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    It came off as sarcastic, not trolly to me.

  28. Amazing! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    Don't you see what's really happening here? SUBWAY has managed hybridize chickens with soy and other plants for spices! Now I know that I am living in the future! ;)

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  29. And what about yoga mats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever happened with yoga mats compounds being found in Subway bread couple of years ago, has everyone forgotten that, or did I dream that?

    Alas, maybe the other 50% of the so called chicken is ground yoga mats. After all, they have to recycle them somehow and Subway provides untraceable recycling service (just dump it into food).

    After all everything we eat today is so poisoned but the industry is slowly killing us so that by the time die off happens, it can't be pegged on them.

    1. Re:And what about yoga mats by aXis100 · · Score: 0

      Did you know they even use Dihydrogen Monoxide in their "chicken"!!?!? It's used to make concrete and has killed hundreds and thousands of people.

      Seriously, the fact that a chemical is used in both bread and yoga mats says precisely zero about how healthy or toxic it is. Everything is a chemical, everything has a toxic threshold, including some essential chemicals like water. Many things that are toxic in large quantities are beneficial or benign in small quantities.

      Please refrain from ranting about poisons until you actually understand chemistry and biology. If you don't feel you have the talent for science, then there are some friendly scientists and medical experts who can help you. Just stop getting your advice from David Wolfe and Food Babe.

    2. Re: And what about yoga mats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, asshole, you can accept that it is a reasonable position that ground up yoga mats be tested extensively prior to displacing food for cost cutting reasons.

    3. Re:And what about yoga mats by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Seriously, the fact that a chemical is used in both bread and yoga mats says precisely zero about how healthy or toxic it is.

      While that's true, it is an unnecessary chemical which might occasionally be harmful and sometimes companies mess up measuring or mixing and someone gets a whole load of an ingredient, it doesn't get converted in the production process, etc. So while odds are nobody has actually been harmed by it, it's still dumb to use it.

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  30. So what is the other 50%? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    So what is the other 50%?
    The article seems ambiguous on this point at best.
    I find it hard to believe that the whole other 50% was just salt and spices, not least because of how bland Subway chicken actually is.

    1. Re: So what is the other 50%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ground up penguins, dolphins and kittens.

    2. Re:So what is the other 50%? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People.

    3. Re:So what is the other 50%? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      So what is the other 50%?

      Soylent Green. It's got those brain vitamins that humans crave for . . .

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  31. Canadian media outlet, CBC... by hyades1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    CBC is not a "media outlet". It is Canada's national broadcaster. And it does a damned good job on its news and public affairs, routinely shaming the US networks with its national and international coverage.

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    1. Re:Canadian media outlet, CBC... by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      So it's a higher quality media outlet. What's your point?

      "Media outlet" is not a derogatory term, despite the attempts by the current US administration to paint it as such.

    2. Re:Canadian media outlet, CBC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      routinely shaming the US networks with its national and international coverage.

      Wow, they should be proud. Can they also outrun a one-legged man?

    3. Re:Canadian media outlet, CBC... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      It's not derogatory, or even inaccurate. It's just inadequate, especially in terms of the phrase's colloquial application.

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  32. Never full from Subway chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I eat a 12" roast chicken sub and I am hungry an hour later. I eat a 12" safeway chicken breast sub, I have to digest like a snake for days. I also knew something was off with Subway.

    no more for me

  33. Why did the Chicken... by neoRUR · · Score: 1

    Why did the Chicken cross the Road?

    To get to the Subway.

    But they only made it 50% of the time, it seems.

  34. It also explains why some folks get sick by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    eating subway. Lots of folks can't handle processed soy protein.

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  35. Subway vs KFC by Dusthead+Jr. · · Score: 1

    I remember watching a Subway commercial years ago where Jared was comparing their chicken sandwich to KFC's. He said that they used "real" chicken. So I decided to buy a chicken sub just to confirm what I already know. Their chicken was just a gaint chicken nugget. If KFC is fake there's more convincing.

    1. Re:Subway vs KFC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. good economizing by Subway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I have to give credit to Subway for making good enough tasting chicken (for me), mixed in with cheaper plant substitute. I had assumed it was all meat, albeit maybe some pink slime mixed in. It makes me respect the economic efficiency of Subway even more.

    1. Re: good economizing by Subway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rofl, I too like paying chicken prices for soybeans

  37. Wait what? by guruevi · · Score: 1

    There's supposed to be chicken in there?

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  38. There is a precedent by Trachman · · Score: 1

    Subway several years ago has been discovered adding some rubber filaments to the bread.

    Now they say that the meat is only 50% meat.

    Probably they need to beef up those margins.

    1. Re:There is a precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was actually a compound added to plastics because it would burn away, leaving bubbles behind. It wasn't rubber filaments, and manufacturers could use a number of compounds which also have the property of burning away under high heat.

  39. Last time I checked by burtosis · · Score: 2

    Salt, sugar, water, and the various other chemical additives don't have DNA. The article is about % DNA. So it's actually worse than one might think. Brine + chicken would come out as 100% chicken. Decent chicken should be 90% even when seasoned and that's close to what a few of the manufacturers actually had. The 43.5% on subway strips should be criminal.

    1. Re:Last time I checked by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't soy protein show up as dna too? Not sure if they tested specifically for chicken DNA...

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  40. LOL, really? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "DNA Test Shows Subway's 'Chicken' Only Contains 50 Percent Chicken"

    I'm surprised it contained any chicken at all, frankly.

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  41. Re:Another Subways deception... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So wait... that asspussy was really just an ass?

  42. Almost 50% Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the part where we can finally consider chicken as part-time vegetarian choice?

  43. Botched Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Botched quote: However, we are concerned by the alleged findings you had conducted.

    This is a blend of the first and second sentences of the actual statement.

    Just sayin'.

  44. Not so bad by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    I prefer chicken with 50% soy rather than 100% chicken packed with chicken fat, skin, feathers, and bowels.

    1. Re: Not so bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's processed meat so more likely you're getting 50% soy / 50% 'chicken fat, skin, feathers, and bowels' I'm afraid.

  45. It's people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    extruded or not

  46. Soylent Green by Lips · · Score: 1

    It could have been worse, e.g. soylent green.

  47. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by Neuronwelder · · Score: 2

    Is it me, or does it seem like you are getting mostly bread and paying more for it? Don't get me wrong. The other sub making sandwich companies are many times worse than Subway, those guys empty your wallet and fail to fill your stomach. With their "fancy name, or appearance" sub sandwiches.

  48. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    I eat vegetables in my sub that I hardly eat otherwise? And no it's not just lettuce.

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  49. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by Required+Snark · · Score: 2

    Unreal Chicken. Isn't that the code name for the upcoming flavor based interface for the Unreal Engine?

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  50. New-Yorker detected by mi · · Score: 1

    post the total nutritional value (I thought that was the law).

    It is the law, but only in New York City. Not even the State, AFAIK.

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  51. It's part of the race to the bottom by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Subway is the cheapest lunch you can get in many markets - often cheaper than McDonald's on a calories-per-dollar metric. Soy is cheap volume filler and salt makes the flavor more apparent while doubling as an exceptionally cheap preservative. Corporate is doing everything they can to pay their employees as little as possible - while taking as much as possible from the franchisees - and they found this is another way to improve the margin.

    After all they didn't surpass the expansion rate of McDonald's by relentlessly pursuing quality or the propagation of a healthy product.

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  52. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by swb · · Score: 1

    Most restaurants that sell sandwiches are primarily trying to sell you a very large hunk of bread with as little protein as possible. It's not just sub shops, it's anywhere.

    I went low carb for a couple of years and one of the shocking things was ordering sandwiches and even hamburgers and finding out that there was very little meat inside. I often had to order two sandwich items to get enough food to not feel extremely hungry.

    One of the few places where I don't feel like I'm just being fed bread is Potbelly if you order one of their "flats". These are some kind of flat bread which is quite thin. I suppose other chains may have something similar. I still often order it with double meat if there's some question what and when dinner will be.

    At Jimmy John's you can get a lettuce wrap, which is kind of messy but serviceable. I prefer a hot sandwich, though, and I don't know of anyplace that will do a hot lettuce wrap.

  53. New Subway spokesweasel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    New Subway spokesweasel Kellyanne Conway says that Subway is just offering "alternative chicken".

  54. wrong test by chris_osulliva · · Score: 1

    DNA testing cannot possibly be quantitatively correlated to the mass ratio content of any sampled substance. i'm not saying its all chicken, just that the test is irrelevant. and salt has no DNA.

  55. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by Goetterdaemmerung · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or does it seem like you are getting mostly bread and paying more for it? Don't get me wrong. The other sub making sandwich companies are many times worse than Subway, those guys empty your wallet and fail to fill your stomach. With their "fancy name, or appearance" sub sandwiches.

    I eat subway maybe once a week and load up on all of the vegetables. The $6 footlong deal with carved turkey and all the veggies is two meals. I consider it a decent deal.

  56. not just chicken is fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    subway was caught by the cbc making their whole wheat bread with the white bread recipe and carmel colour added.

    was on an episode of marketplace a few years ago.

  57. A story referenced by both Slashdot and Drudge? by mikehulme · · Score: 1

    First time I recall seeing a story linked by both Slashdot and the Drudge Report. But now I know why I only tried that bland slab they call chicken once.

  58. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 2

    Their QA is probably working just fine. They probably actually SPECIFIED the formula that was uncovered by the DNA tests, in order to cut costs.

  59. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    The chicken at Wendy's is real chicken. The reason it's not 100% is if you have the breading on it (crispy style), the seasonings, etc. You just can't mix up chicken with soy in a blender and have the outcome resemble chicken with the same texture. I don't think it's that small either at Wendy's, too much of it hangs out the side of the buns.

  60. A while back I went on a "cleansing" diet.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A while back I went on a "cleansing" diet. It was a few weeks of taking a few products from a company, shakes (powders) made from plants, and another product that is a shake/powders high in fiber. Also from plants. Carrots, beets, some herbs. The plan also includes fruits and veggies. You know the idea: starvation and torture.
    About 2 weeks in I was driving home and realized I had no veggies or fruit to speak of at home, it was late, I was staved, blah blah, and I made the fateful decision to get some food at Kentucky Fried Chicken. But I got the grilled, instead of the original fried.
    Now, after two weeks without any spices to speak of, no salt, pepper, and no sugar, my taste buds had recalibrated. One bit of the chicken was sooo salty it was a painful, burning experience.
    When I started to reintroduce regular food, I found my new sensitive taste buds could take way too salty and sweet food at in most restaurant food. Things you wouldn't suspect, like sweet french fries. This was more true lower on the price scale, and less so at some wholesome fancy restaurants.
    My point is is if you eat prepared foods, restaurant, micro-wave, grab at go, you get high doses of salt and sugar and with enough exposure your taste buds loose sensitivity to those two things. So your detectors no longer work very well.
    I'm eating a lot more home cooked food these days.

  61. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by Bongo · · Score: 1

    Low carbing is a real education in what food is really made of.

    I don't know about the US but at least in the UK the labelling is fairly sane, as far as I know.

  62. Well, as long as the non-chicken animal content .. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    Well, as long as the non-chicken animal content is zero percent ...

  63. The yare weaseling by aepervius · · Score: 1

    They are all saying they made their stuff from 100% chicken, but do not disclose the proportion of chicken versus the rest. For all you know , it could be 49% wheat protein 50% chicken breast , and 1% seasoning and they could still state the truth !

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  64. I really don't see the problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't see the problem here. All of the meat is 100% chicken. Sure there are other ingredients, but did they ever claim otherwise? If Subway manages to replace an ingredient that is produced by killing animals typically raised and held in a cruel way with an ingredient that is as nutricious, but does not require any animals and is better for the environment, then that is a net win for everyone.

  65. Subway 50% Fresh EveryDay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subway needs a new logo.

  66. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by GNious · · Score: 0

    I seem to recall the EU forcing some labelling requirements onto the backs of its subjugated countries, to ensure consumers have reading-material while pigging out.

  67. Re: Read the response in detail & between the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but it just relies on tessellation to make things look better.
    So lazy.

  68. Re: Read the response in detail & between the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turkey is my favourite vegetable too.
    More so because it thinks it is European.

  69. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Right. I love the one that admits they use 1% soy and still flexes the "made from 100% chicken" line, which is technically true of anything containing even a scrap of real chicken, and it's clear from the context they're relying on this technical interpretation.

    It's the same thing that lets McDonalds say their burgers are made from "100% beef", well yes, in the sense that a cow's arsehole is beef.

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  70. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    Why would anyone choose turkey in a sandwich? It's like chicken but with even less taste, and chicken is basically tasteless to start with.

    Turkey is fine if you coat it in breadcrumbs or batter and fry it in butter, but then so is almost anything else, including courgettes and Mars Bars.

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  71. subway supplied the formula by stinkyjak · · Score: 1

    Subway supplies the recipe. The "chicken" strips are indeed far from what you would call chicken. Most of the actual chicken product is ground skin, fat, gristle and bone. Can't say why I know, but I wouldn't eat it.

  72. Re:Read the response...or WATCH THE SHOW by avandesande · · Score: 1

    It tastes bad too. Between the yoga-mat plastic in the bread and the chance of getting intestinal sickness it is on my avoid list....

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  73. Re:Read the response...or WATCH THE SHOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously you didn't read the article OR watch the show

    I read part of the article, but stopped once they claimed their DNA test resulted in salt.

    A) Salt is a mineral and has no DNA
    B) Salt is very typically added to any material being DNA tested, as it chemically has an effect on the DNA that aids the testing itself

    I'm not a chemist and so can't explain the details of B, but it looks like one would always find salt in a sample after it is DNA tested because you are the one adding it in, and finding that salt would not come from the DNA test but some other chemical analysis.

    If the article was just some reporter then sure I would assume they fucked up relaying the scientific information told to them, as per typical of reporters.
    But this is their direct publishing of claimed scientific results stating something physically impossible to detect this way and that would be detected by other means 100% of the time as it is caused by their own actions.

    It's like claiming their DNA test found DNA and that is bad.
    Why bother reading past such a statement?

  74. DNA test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need a DNA test to tell chicken from spices and soy? I do not think so ...

  75. Video of CBC testing chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  76. Soy, I feel emotional after each Subway chicken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sandwich.. Now I know why. :P

  77. Make it 100% not chicken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meat is murder. Each chicken has a soul. Stop eating meat, you all can't even taste the difference and this proves it. As pandas choose to eat bamboo despite having the digestive system of a carnivorous bear, so should you choose to be vegetarian and stop using the invalid excuse that biology is destiny.

  78. did anyone expect different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't eat at Subway

  79. Why no link to the testing methodology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a little confused as to how they determined that this was only 50% chicken.

    You could do some type of quantitative PCR and try to measure relative amounts of chicken DNA vs soy DNA, but that doesn't necessarily mean those are the actual proportion. DNA is relatively fragile, and processing could skew the results.

    For example, suppose the chicken is partially cooked then marinated in a soy sauce based marinade. Much of the chicken DNA could have been denatured or destroyed, which could cause it to be underrepresented in the PCR analysis, whereas the uncooked soy sauce might retain much more of it's structure and become relatively overrepresented in the analysis.

    All of these issues can be controlled for. It just depends on the nitty gritty details of the experimental method, which I'm not seeing any link to or common upon by the news media.

    It's also entirely possible that the meat has been modified.

    We don't have enough information to tell.

  80. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    They're not as small as some. But not as big as the good frozen chicken breasts at the grocery store. Roughly like the super cheapies, I've never seen a chicken breast as small as a Carl's Jr one in the store, and they charge a super premium price for their non-fried chicken sandwiches.

    At least they are chicken.

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  81. Re: Read the response in detail & between the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm so glad I'm vegan...

  82. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by torkus · · Score: 1

    Go to an actual Deli and order a sandwich instead of subway...you'll get 2-3x the meat, far less bread, and better quality (often fresh sliced) meat. Oh, and it will cost about the same too.

    For sandwiches I'm still at a loss as to why people go to subway other than the bread smell.

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  83. Re:Read the response in detail & between the l by swb · · Score: 1

    Going to an actual deli isn't always a very viable option because they're not that common, at least around here.

    Subway is awful, but I think a lot of people see it as a fresh alternative to greasy fast food. And it mostly is if you stick to cold cuts and vegetables. It's all low quality no matter what.

    And their awfulness has insured they have a ton of competitors, Jimmy Johns, Whichwich, Potbelly, and probably others, too.

  84. This is actually an accomplishment. by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    I went through a phase where I tried to really reduce animal protein form my diet, and one of the most foul things I ever tasted in the attempt was "Chick'n", some plant-based product that was supposed to look and taste like chicken. I couldn't even stomach a single bite. I spit it strait out and insulted several deities.

    If Subway really is serving a product that's 50% soy (or whatever), and people eat it without thinking it's not 100% chicken - wow. Not bad. Not bad at all.

  85. Upcharge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its ok, I always get double meat.

  86. Re:Jared on new diet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone think that Jared is going to pack the pounds back on with all that prison junk food?

  87. Re: Read the response in detail & between the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find a Thai place. Exact recipe seems to differ from one place to another for a lettuce wrap, but find one you like and you'll be in heaven.