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Chrome 57 Limits Background Tabs Usage To 1% Per CPU Core (bleepingcomputer.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from BleepingComputer: Starting with Chrome 57, released last week, Google has put a muzzle on the amount of resources background tabs can use. According to Google engineers, Chrome 57 will temporarily delay a background tab's JavaScript timers if that tab is using more than 1% of a CPU core. Further, all background timers are suspended automatically after five minutes on mobile devices. The delay/suspension will halt resource consumption and cut down on battery usage, something that laptop, tablet, and smartphone owners can all relate. Google hinted in late January that it would limit JavaScript timers in background tabs, but nobody expected it to happen as soon as last week's Chrome release. By 2020, Google hopes to pause JavaScript operations in all background pages.

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  1. Blame yourselves.... by bobbied · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Web developers who write javascript that just keeps chewing up resources are why we have to resort to this.... You have no one to blame but yourselves for abusing the privilege of having active content that just sucks resources to get more add revenue....

    I know some of you developers actually think about such stuff and care about the end user's experience, but there are a few of you out there that are messing stuff up for all of us, so now the browser has to throttle you.. Thank You for nothing (from the rest of us).

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    1. Re:Blame yourselves.... by Luthair · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its not really site developers for the most part - its f*cking ad networks, content networks, user tracking, etc.

    2. Re:Blame yourselves.... by CrashNBrn · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's both. Javascript image transforms are still grossly inefficient compared to any native image tool. Javascript keyboard and mouse hooks can make the whole browser sluggish. Then add in adverts that do all of that on top of possibly inline DOM manipulation. It's a freaking disaster.

    3. Re:Blame yourselves.... by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Ain't it crazy how that stuff just shows up stuck in your page, and there's nothing you can to stop it from being added?

    4. Re:Blame yourselves.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "more add revenue"

      Surely at least one of those words is redundant. Add means addition or additional, so "more additional" is a strange thing to say. just "more revenue" or "additional revenue" would be sufficient.

      Or maybe you should just fucking learn that the abbreviation for "ADvertisement" is "ad" with one fucking d, dipshit.

    5. Re: Blame yourselves.... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      The more Ds, the more Addidas!

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    6. Re:Blame yourselves.... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      with one fucking d, dipshit.

      Time to take your medicine, AC.

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  2. Grammar Nazi to the rescue! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Informative

    something that laptop, tablet, and smartphone owners can all relate.

    Unless you mean that those people will all testify to the aforementioned something, you're missing either a "to" or a "to which" depending on how pedantic you want to be. Those people don't relate it; they relate to it. It is something they can relate to, or if you want to be fancy, it is something to which they can relate.

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    1. Re:Grammar Nazi to the rescue! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Commenter grammar is one thing, editor grammar is another -- and quotes from the article grammar is something else entirely! The latter two categories profess to be increasingly professional writers. Writing is their job. So yeah, when they do it badly, that's shit.

      But when ordinary people who aren't professing to be producing writing as a product for money make casual mistakes, who cares, yeah.

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  3. Good uses for background by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to wish browsers would do this. But now I know that there are good uses for background processes, even though limiting them to 1% seems fine to me.

    For example, slack changes the tab title and icon when an event happens, like a new message. Gmail updates the title to show how many messages you have. These are reasonable use cases.

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    1. Re:Good uses for background by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      slack changes the tab title and icon when an event happens, like a new message. Gmail updates the title to show how many messages you have. These are reasonable use cases

      And don't forget my epic cookie clicker run, which I've left in some background tab somewhere for well over a year now!

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    2. Re:Good uses for background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish there was manual control on a per-tab basis (or better yet, per site basis).
      And I'd like to be able to set a tab to 0% cpu, just completely halt it, like a SIGSUSP signal.
      Mainly because I do not like web pages to contact the mothership if I am not using them, its a major privacy risk.
      I use a VPN and change my IP address on a regular basis. I can clear cookies, etc. But a web page that phones home with state data will be able to track me across IP addresses. And we all know that if it can be used to violate your privacy, there are 100 companies already doing exactly that.

    3. Re:Good uses for background by ohnocitizen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This feature should allow whitelisting domains to keep javascript fully active. I want my email client to keep running javascript. I don't want some random news page I left open to decide it's time to launch a video ad.

    4. Re:Good uses for background by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Is that literally just clicking a cookie over and over? Did you set up a script to click it? What number are you on and what is the most epic achievement or whatever you've reached?

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    5. Re:Good uses for background by jfisherwa · · Score: 4, Informative

      Added a comment above .. but don't want you to miss it .. The Great Suspender extension for Chrome:

      https://chrome.google.com/webs...

    6. Re:Good uses for background by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      It was a joke, but only barely. As for the "game" itself, you buy upgrades to make cookies for you and eventually there isn't much point in clicking anymore.

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    7. Re:Good uses for background by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      How much of your quad core 3GHz CPU does the email client need? 1% is still 4x30MHz cores. People used to read email on single core CPUs running under 10MHz, and those cores didn't have advanced features like cache or single cycle multipliers or branch prediction or out-of-order execution.

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    8. Re:Good uses for background by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This feature should allow whitelisting domains to keep javascript fully active. I want my email client to keep running javascript. I don't want some random news page I left open to decide it's time to launch a video ad.

      So use a whitelisting system like ublock origin, adblock plus, or noscript. Problem solved. Why would you want every random site you visit to be able to run code on your computer?

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    9. Re:Good uses for background by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      If you like that, check out "Kittens Game", it's been called "The Dark Souls of Idle Games".

  4. Too bad you can't easily stop autoplay videos.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Has anyone found a simple way to disable autoplay withing post-Chrome 55?

  5. What happens to notifications? by lucasnate1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm using facebook and google hangouts to communicate with people. Since I don't want to install applications, I use them as browser tabs. Does this mean I will no longer get noticed when someone messages me?

    1. Re:What happens to notifications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, you will continue to receive notifications. The tab is limited to 1% of CPU which is more than enough to pop a notification. The background Javascript will not be paused until 2020 as per the summary. I believe notifications go through GCM (Google Cloud Messaging) so will still work even if the background javascript is paused on those sites.

    2. Re:What happens to notifications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wat? F*** notifications. Worst feature ever.

      The first thing I do is disable notifications.

    3. Re:What happens to notifications? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Say you have a crappy, low end Chromebook with a 2GHz dual core CPU. Background tabs are limited to 1% per core, so effectively 2x 20MHz cores. Javascript benefits from all the usual optimisations like just-in-time compilation, and the network/rendering stacks are excluded from the limit.

      Even limited to 1%, there is more than enough processing power there to deliver timely chat messages.

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    4. Re:What happens to notifications? by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      It's nice that you don't use them, but lots of people do.

    5. Re:What happens to notifications? by strikethree · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does this mean I will no longer get noticed when someone messages me?

      If the notifications take more than 1% of a modern processor, then yes, you will not receive timely notifications. It should be noted at this time that fully memory-protected, graphical interface, mostly modernish operating systems used to run with less CPU than even .1% of a modern CPU (Amiga, m68k). I would commit suicide in despair if a notification takes more CPU power than a full operating system. (Why yes, I am preparing the nitrogen bag and morphine now.)

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    6. Re:What happens to notifications? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Why? They are opt in on a per website basis and many websites have a very good reason for using them. So why disable them when you specifically need to enable them for websites in the first place?

      Also it's a great feature. Just like the many other features I use in various software packages that you don't understand and don't see a need for.

  6. Firefox already there by Trogre · · Score: 2

    Pretty sure Firefox already does something very similar to this. The mobile version does, anyway.

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    1. Re:Firefox already there by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1, Funny

      True, but in Firefox's case, it is one CPU core per 1%.

  7. Re:Javascript 2017? by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because making a web app in JavaScript is cheaper than making five native apps, one each for Windows, macOS, GNU/Linux, iOS, and Android.

  8. If this saves battery power... by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is Microsoft going to stop spamming me with notifications to use Edge on my laptop because my battery will last 30% longer when ever I open Chrome?

  9. Re:Dangit. Make it selective, though. by tepples · · Score: 1

    Why would a web-based frontend to chat use more than 1 percent of CPU time on a desktop or full-size laptop? I could see a problem on a compact laptop with an Atom or ARM CPU, which is designed to sip power rather than run fast.

  10. Audio and WebSockets defeat this by tepples · · Score: 5, Informative

    sometimes I'll listen to a podcast/music in a another tab

    Then this does not affect you. From the featured article:

    The good news is that background tabs playing audio or maintaining real-time connections like WebSockets or WebRTC won’t be affected by the 1% CPU usage limit.

  11. Re:Javascript 2017? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    making a web app in JavaScript

    But nobody does that. They make ordinary webpages that use 500KB of javascript code to make something that looks (and feels) like a cheap 40KB HTML page based on iframes from back in 1996. Big static posters with HD stock images, 3 lines of text, and a download/email button. Why do these pages need javascript at all? What is javascript for?!

  12. That explains it... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    No wonder 17 tabs of web comics were taking so long to load.

  13. I Like This Change by TranquilVoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    A step in the right direction. Next they'll be limiting chome.exe processes to only 80% of installed RAM!

    1. Re:I Like This Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As someone who runs LOTS of tabs on desktop I don't understand why the parent post has been scored Funny. I've never had cpu consumption issues with chrome while it eats up most of my ram with tabs that I haven't even looked at in my browsing session.

  14. If only by CptLoRes · · Score: 1

    Microsoft engineers would do the same for Windows..

  15. Won't that just mean by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    folks that want to abuse it will use a web socket or silent audio to hack around it and sites that weren't abusing it get throttled? I guess it'll help with some poorly optimized sites though...

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  16. Slashdot one of the worst offenders by bollucks · · Score: 1

    How ironic, posting this on slashdot when I find it's one of the worst CPU users to leave open thanks to allowing its ads to run. I want to do the right thing but the slashdot ads are surprisingly heavy CPU users. I find myself hitting escape as soon as the news articles have loaded to prevent the ads from loading since it always winds my laptop CPU fan up.

  17. you know what the joke is? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    you know what the joke is?

    it's that they keep adding background stuff and webrtc and PUSH notifications that cause js to run and shit.

    and then they add this.

    is this going to leave the push stuff working? OR is this a ploy to make us enable the bg push stuff? I mean.. just give the option to shut them off with a timer or not.

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  18. Re: Javascript 2017? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ads and trackers

  19. The Great Suspender by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

    Bleh, big whoop. I've been using the Great Suspender extension to do something similar for quite a while now. After x number of minutes, background tabs are suspended unless I exempt (whitelist) them. The tab is blanked, which frees up ram, and with a mouse click I can reload the page right where I was.

  20. The Great Suspender by jfisherwa · · Score: 2

    I've seen a few comments after something like this:

    I use The Great Suspender extension for Chrome. It can kill tabs after a certain period of time and also delays loading them on a Chrome restart (essential for 100+ open tabs) -- you can also whitelist sites.

    https://chrome.google.com/webs...

  21. Still too generous. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2

    1% is still a huge amount because how absurdly fast our processors have become. Do you know how much you can do with 45MHz? Javascript is being dynamically translated into machine code, so you can still do a LOT. The only thing this addresses is sites that hog the CPU, not any of the nefarious bullshit that sites do to track you every 7 seconds.

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    1. Re:Still too generous. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      not any of the nefarious bullshit that sites do to track you every 7 seconds

      Yes and the group policy password enforcement in Windows does not fix that my printer cartridge is empty.

      Like seriously how did you come up with your comment! The answer is "no shit it doesn't as it was never a design goal in the first place".

  22. "Silent audio streams do not grant exemptions" by tepples · · Score: 1

    I apologize for not having the domain expertise to follow up on the WebSocket hack, but here's what I have for the other.

    The "silent audio" you mention probably won't work. I started chasing links from the featured article, "Background tabs & offscreen frames: further plans":

    Find more details here although note that the plans are subject to change based on developer feedback.

    "here" links to "Background Tabs in Chrome 57" stating:

    Exemption lasts for several seconds after audio stops playing to allow applications to queue the next audio track.

    Note that audio is considered audible when and only when Chrome shows the audio icon. Silent audio streams do not grant exemptions.

    So there'd have to be actual audio. I have not read Chromium's source code to determine whether it detects the further workaround of inaudibly high frequencies or inaudibly low volumes.

  23. Background as a premium feature by tepples · · Score: 1

    sometimes I'll listen to a podcast/music in a another tab while surfing in the visible table. This is my biggest beef with firefox on android, background tasks are stopped

    You can blame that in part on streaming providers' freemium model of requiring a paid subscription for background listening, particularly YouTube.

  24. I just block all of it by wakeboarder · · Score: 1

    I run hundreds of tabs, I use noscript to whitelist all the good stuff. Adservers almost always run stuff on thier own domain so its easy to blacklist. Now I just want this feature for firefox

    1. Re:I just block all of it by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

      Now I just want this feature for firefox

      It's not quite the same, but opening about:config and setting privacy.trackingprotection.enabled to true will blacklist a lot of abusive adtech.

  25. Cookie Clicker is an RTS without the combat by tepples · · Score: 2

    And don't forget my epic cookie clicker run, which I've left in some background tab somewhere for well over a year now!

    Is that literally just clicking a cookie over and over?

    No. Cookie Clicker by Orteil is sort of like a distilled version of an RTS tech tree: you spend cookies to buy buildings and upgrades that produce cookies over time.

  26. This... by God+of+Lemmings · · Score: 1

    is going to fuck all kinds of software up.

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  27. Your laptop still draws power by tepples · · Score: 1

    The featured article states that background audio still plays.

    A laptop connected to mains power through a transformer still draws power through the transformer, which still counts against your subscription to electric power. In addition, you may want other tasks running on your computer to have priority over ad exchanges' real-time bidding scripts.

  28. Re:Javascript 2017? by bojackhorseman · · Score: 1

    the whole internet runs on javascript, just saying

  29. Re:Javascript 2017? by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 2

    Actually, it is Numerically 2017, literally it would be twenty seventeen.

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  30. If you block tracking, you end up blocking ads by tepples · · Score: 1

    I use a different method of blocking ads: Firefox with Tracking Protection enabled globally. It blocks only those ad networks and exchanges known to track viewers from one site to another to display interest-based ads, but that's pretty much all of them. Running a tracking blocker rather than an ad blocker also provides plausible deniability against those who claim that ad blockers take food out of writers' children's mouths, as a publisher could in theory instead sell ad space directly to advertisers without such a network.

    Other people use tools to configure an operating system's built-in DNS blacklist. But that doesn't work quite so well on mobile operating systems, where only the device manufacturer ordinarily has privileges to modify the device-wide DNS blacklist.

  31. JavaScript vs. Vagrant by tepples · · Score: 1

    Javascript image transforms are still grossly inefficient compared to any native image tool.

    Is it substantially less efficient than running a native image tool in a Vagrant box and using an X server on your machine to view the Vagrant box?

  32. Tripod is still around by tepples · · Score: 1

    Free web hosting services insert advertisements into HTML documents hosted thereon. GeoCities died long ago, but Tripod appears to be still around.

  33. Free JS with paywalled native by tepples · · Score: 1

    You get what you pay for.

    Or, in the case of a business limited by its finances, what its customers are willing to pay for.

    So would it be a good idea to make a web application available without charge but put corresponding native applications behind a paywall?

  34. Re:Javascript 2017? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the whole internet runs on javascript, just saying

    The web isn't the internet, just saying.

  35. Goodbye emulators by 0dugo0 · · Score: 1

    So much for JSMESS, jor1k, v86, em-dosbox and friends...

  36. Re: Javascript 2017? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    Thankfully that isn't even close to true. The vast majority of the internet "runs on" C. Now there is a lot of JavaScript on the World Wide Web, but you still couldn't say that it runs on it, as that honour goes to protocols like TCP/IP and HTTP(S) as well as HTML.

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  37. Re: About time by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    You could start by telling your prices to play nice :-)

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  38. Hooray, now how about memory? by sabbede · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do background tabs really need to eat a quarter-gig?

  39. Re:Javascript 2017? by sabbede · · Score: 1

    Hah! Now that's some sweet pedantry!

  40. This will break a queued file uploader I made by iTrawl · · Score: 1

    I once made a file uploader that used a new window/tab as a upload queue so people can queue up files to be uploaded in sequence in order to get a better experience than uploading 10-20-100 files simultaneously. That window/tab is supposed to be left alone in the background to do its thing while you go on the main site to queue up more uploads.

    I was moving a "file" element from the main site to the queue window and then just looped and told blueimp/jQuery-File-Upload to upload each file in turn.

    With this queued upload mechanism were built into browsers so I don't have to do crazy stuff like the one described.

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  41. Re: Javascript 2017? by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

    Lets start this off correctly. MOST of the internet runs on Linux(i can see the windows/osx noobs festering their incorrect responses now) :o

  42. Re: Javascript 2017? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    EXACTLY. If we talk about what RUNS the internet it is Linux, and thus C not JavaScript. Client side it is Windows / C++

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  43. Technically, they are right by lucaiaco · · Score: 1

    Edge saves you 30% of battery time b/c Windows does not insist on checking and notifying you to switch browser when you are using it.

  44. 1% is just stupid by lucaiaco · · Score: 1

    If I am a web-developer (I am not), I would like to know the exact amount of processing power I am allowed to use when the tab of my page goes on the background, not a percentage. This way I can guarantee a uniform user experience. 1% could be a lot of processing power for some users, making the fix useless, but too little for others, which may lead to some functionalities to be disabled.

  45. Re: Javascript 2017? by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

    It's funny that "tech nerds" don't realize that http traffic is a rather small portion of the overall Internet. But I guess if you're never on the backside it's hard to tell.

  46. It's about time. I've been whining about this for 2 years now. To hell with winning the fastest script prize when you grind everything to a halt. (This is the fault of terrible testing mags/sites who weight shit wrongly.)

    It has reached critical mass -- CNN.com takes forever due to massive advertising overlays and chatty stuff. You click the close box, irritated, and it takes 5s to close.

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  47. Re:Dangit. Make it selective, though. by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

    Why would a web-based frontend to chat use more than 1 percent of CPU time on a desktop or full-size laptop? I could see a problem on a compact laptop with an Atom or ARM CPU, which is designed to sip power rather than run fast.

    Good question. It's one of the reasons why I hate slack - the web frontend for it causes Firefox to consume a good 30% CPU! Yes, I've diagnosed it - close the tab, it drops to 0%. Reopen it, back to 30%.

    Who knows what crap Slack is running... I gave up and tried their app version, and had to disable every "prettyifying" option to get its usage down. Seems like it displays the text first, then scans it via Javascript seeing if it can search and replace it with some graphics or something. Except, instead of running everytime someone said something, it ran continually.

  48. hierarchy of antique bogoids by epine · · Score: 1

    AMD-K6 3D (90 bogoids)
      <=
    Intel Core i7-4771 @ 3.50GHz (9940 bogoids) * 1%
      <=
    Via C3 Ezra (100 bogoids)
      <=
    Intel Pentium III Mobile 750MHz (103 bogoids)
      <=
    AMD Athlon 64 2000+ (116 bogoids)
      <=
    Intel Pentium 4 1300MHz (119 bogoids)

    Wow, a couple of clown chips, and a searing indictment of Passmark, all rolled up together.

    You can really see how Passmark should have been properly named Parkay Malarkey Spinmark.

    Parkay Pentium 4, you are so busted.

    [*] Cooking instructions: apply Parkay to soggy white bread, wait five minutes, LET THERE BE TOAST.

    Source.

    In the least surprise ever, turns out pajamas man-child develops tight-loop benchmark suites for the trade press. Normally. Except for this one time.

    Setting: One unusual sunny morning.

    Right at the crack of too-damn-early, there's a loud, surprising knock on the door. Curious, he shambles in sloppy slippers to the front door, where he's greeted by a slight man in a slick seersucker suit, who warmly extends a cold hand, and exclaims "my good man, you are just who we need".

    "And who are you, again," asks pajamas man-child, with maximal crack of too-damn-early rhetorical sarcasm.

    "I'm from Butler, Shine & White, department of Natural Born Unusual Suspects."

    He lavishes upon his smooth introductory move a practiced pump on each of 'Butler', 'Shine', and 'White', Vaseline vise-grip apexing right on the 'na' in 'natural', relaxing on 'orn', then releasing precisely on second 'su'.

    "Me?" pyjamas man-child replies meekly, meaty ham agog and drifting.

    "True to form, true to form. Ewww, what's that sooty smell?"

    "Shit, you caught me mid-spread. Must have left a large, hot lump."

    "Well that's just the thing we'll be speaking about."

    "What is?"

    "Here's the thing. Here's the thing. We have it on good local authority that you're the king of shinola soliloquy."

    "Local authority? Man, I'm so going to sue that pesky early-bird arborist."

    "Don't be hasty. Let me tell you what we have in mind."

    Pajamas man-child scratches behind his hairy pinna for a moment. "Sure, okay, fire away. Do tell me about this soliloquy shinola business."

    "No, no, no! You've got that bass ackwards. Trust me, we've got all the soliloquy shinola money can buy. What we don't have ... yet ... is the natural born shinola soliloquy."

    "Uh, if I catch your drift ... what I mean is ... uh ... you know ... the spread ... it answers back."

    "For sure, we'll dub that in. Now how about let's discuss terms."

    "Really?"

    "In all high-margin, commodity seriousness."

    "Okay then, come on in. Want some toast?"

    "Uh, thanks but no thanks. Just in case, I brought us some fresh croissants." BS&W holds up large brown bag with hand-lettered accent marks on every vowel.

    "Looks like you brought the entire continental buffet."

    "Truth is, I'm here to see you spread."

    "That's going to take a lot of spread."

    "We'll use the big tub."

    "Uh ... you just said 'tub' right? Not, uh, 'tooh' as in 'toothbr—'."

    "—aw shucks, just between us, what's the big difference?"

    "Uh, tubes come with a screw top ... or so I've heard."

    "Yes, we did consider novel packaging, but it just doesn't say 'butter'."

  49. Re:you know what the beauty is? by hansbogert · · Score: 1

    You have to opt in / give permission, for the stuff you mention. So if you have background stuff going on in 2020, you have yourself to blame.

  50. Too bad we have Drumpf! by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

    Because starting a war with Russia like the other party wanted is a better idea!

  51. Hope this feature can be turned off... by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

    This will surely break the ability to use things like plex web-app or streaming media without plugins... hope it can be turned off for sites you wish to allow...

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  52. Yay by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

    And there was much rejoicing.

  53. Explorer Needs this so Desperately.. by lucien86 · · Score: 1

    What an incredibly good idea. Explorer so desperately needs this. - I know I'm an idiot for using Explorer - couldn't even really say why I ended up then kept using it. Should switch to Chrome - seems much better now than when I last tried it.. Used Netscape for decades until a year after it finally closed - then used Sea Monkey for a while, then somehow found myself using Explorer - despite all its flaws.

    Fixing the resource stealing by malware adds and poorly written web sites would fix most of Explorers worst flaws..

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