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Climate Change Is Altering Global Air Currents (independent.co.uk)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Independent: One of the scientists who demonstrated conclusively that global warming was an unnatural event with the famous "hockey stick" graph is now warning that giant jetstreams which circle the planet are being altered by climate change. Jetstreams are influenced by the difference in temperatures between the Arctic and the equator. But the Arctic has been warming much faster than tropical climates -- the island of Svalbard, for example was 6.5 degrees celsius warmer last year compared to the average between 1961 and 1990. The land has also been warming faster than the sea. Both of those factors were changing the flow of these major air currents to create "extreme meanders" which were helping to cause "extreme weather events", Professor Michael Mann said. In a paper in the journal Scientific Reports, Professor Mann and other researchers wrote that evidence of the effect of climate change on the jetstreams had "only recently emerged from the background noise of natural variability." They said that projections of the effect on the jetstreams in "state-of-the-art" climate models were "mirrored" in "multiple" actual temperature measurements. The jetstream normally flows reasonably consistently around the planet, but can develop loops extending north and south. The researchers, who studied temperature records going back to 1870 as well as satellite data, said these loops could grow "very large" or even "grind to a halt" rather than moving from west to east. The effect has been most pronounced during the past 40 years, they found.

369 comments

  1. Tell me about it by DonaId+Trump · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those air currents are playing hell with my golf score!

    1. Re: Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Luckily the wall will block the rogue currents!

      We love you Donald!!!!

    2. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      We are currently in a period of temporary warming due to the high amount of mid-20th century solar activity. Our conditions in the current period are identical to temporary warming known as the Medieval Warming. Now just as then, global temperatures are controlled by the sun and solar activity.

      We are now entering a era of minimal solar activity, identical to the Maunder Minimum which brought about the horrible period of death, disease, and famine known as the Little Ice Age. If history and science has anything to say in the matter, we should be consuming more carbon fuels, and engaging in an expansion of carbon emissions in order to stave off another ice age, another epoch of frozen crops, famine, disease, plague, and death.

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    4. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Wow! You quote sites such as "Daily Caller" and "Breitbart" to support your wacko theory. Two websites known to tell downright lies just to make a political point.

      No wonder you believe a bunch of weirdo-theories if that's where you get your news from.

    5. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My government! Do your balls come equipped with rockets?

    6. Re:Tell me about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Uh, you're on Slashdot, the most untrustworthy site of them all.

      Seriously, getting sick and tired of hearing these whacked out lies that mankind is somehow responsible for global warming. So far there has been zero evidence to support that claim and plenty to counter it.

    7. Re:Tell me about it by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Give us your citations that support your hypothesis.

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    8. Re:Tell me about it by tim620 · · Score: 0
      Seriously getting sick of man-made climate change deniers, like yourself. Man-made climate change is a scientific fact. There are many thousands of scientific papers and support . With hardly anything scientifically feasible to counter it.

      You only need to do some simple research.

      But, if you want, a lazy/easy start is wikipedia. I'm not talking about the wikipedia article itself. Start by reading through the references at the bottom (i.e. find the link and read the original article or periodical).

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      That would be a start. After reading through the 135 references, start looking up the many thousands of peer reviews papers.

    9. Re: Tell me about it by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      can we show our patriotism by toe tapping the national anthem in bus stop bathroom stalls?

    10. Re:Tell me about it by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Don't bother
      Denialist chumps DON'T READ
      Or else, they cannot.

    11. Re: Tell me about it by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Kindly indicate to us what evidence for anthropogenic climate change you expect to see, which you feel is lacking.

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  2. I like the quotes by Matt.Battey · · Score: 1

    Around the "extreme meander" and "extreme weather events."

    1. Re:I like the quotes by Kinematics · · Score: 1

      And: "state-of-the-art" climate models were "mirrored" in "multiple" actual temperature measurements.

      I mean, even if you're trying to play scare quotes, putting quotes around "multiple"? Really? Or should that be, "Really"? Or maybe I'm just confused and I "really" should be quoting "most" of my words.

    2. Re:I like the quotes by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 0

      I mean, even if you're trying to play scare quotes, putting quotes around "multiple"? Really?

      Because there were only 2, but Mann said it was "multiple". 2 is a multiple, isn't it?

      Cuccinelli asked to see the measurements, but when he asked Mann just said "sue me". UVA students held a midnight vigil to honor the vaginally scanned.

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    3. Re: I like the quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to re-read that after I've had a few drinks. Well done sir.

    4. Re:I like the quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 is only a multiple of 1 and 2. It is an insignificant multiple compared to 0, which has the amazing property of being a multiple of every number known to man and itself.

    5. Re:I like the quotes by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      but what is 0^0 then?

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    6. Re:I like the quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      but what is 0^0 then?

      A fly with a hardon?

    7. Re:I like the quotes by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Nice job, Mr. AC with pedantic knowledge of math but no concept of language...

    8. Re:I like the quotes by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      1

      Next question?

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    9. Re: I like the quotes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0 you is:10t

    10. Re:I like the quotes by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      In IEEE 754-1985, 0^0 may be represented as 01111111111111111111111111111111 binary in single-precision float, although other representations are acceptable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IEEE_754-1985

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    11. Re: I like the quotes by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      A pair of spectacles.

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  3. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    More fabricated garbage
    Thanks for the advanced warning.

  4. Re:Climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a dynamic system. You're always changing. From alive, to dead. Get on with it.

  5. Scientific Reports by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Troll

    If climate change is real, why is there no peer-reviewed research that shows it?

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    1. Re:Scientific Reports by ASDFnz · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is tons of it.

    2. Re:Scientific Reports by Ferretman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, there's not.

      Some compelling evidence, yes, but I've seen nothing that's convincing.

      Of course some probably are more easily convinced than others.

      Ferret

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    3. Re:Scientific Reports by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      This will simply amaze you!

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    4. Re:Scientific Reports by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you don't want to be convinced, not even a shot in the face will convince you that firearms can be dangerous. So it goes with anything else.

    5. Re:Scientific Reports by ASDFnz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, there's not.

      Some compelling evidence, yes, but I've seen nothing that's convincing.

      Peer reviewed research? There is oodles of it, check out TFA for one of them.

      Of course some probably are more easily convinced than others.

      I can't argue with that, you conspiricy theory types are the most gullible people on the planet, all you need is a badly written website, a few poorly researched facts and people like you will believe anything.

    6. Re:Scientific Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course some probably are more easily convinced than others.

      While others are fatally slow to appreciate danger and take evasive action ... In this particular case, however, so well publicised and so overwhelming is the evidence that a failure to be convinced more likely reflects a studied ignorance than any natural lack of perspicuity.

    7. Re:Scientific Reports by Capsaicin · · Score: 2

      ... that they actually convinced everyone that it was real

      Added to that the all too common cognitive failure which causes people not to look too carefully at the sources of information which confirm their bias.

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    8. Re:Scientific Reports by Barsteward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      so whats your field of excellence that makes you smarter than the scientists in evaluating the evidence?

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    9. Re:Scientific Reports by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      how do you equate this to "leftist morons"? there is no left or right, its either correct or incorrect. and being a moron has no boundaries when it claims someone.

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
    10. Re: Scientific Reports by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Why does it even take convincing? Everything humans do destroys some part of the planet. Let's just be totally crazy and assume that pumping billions of tons of pollutants and greenhouse gases into the atmosphere every year for the past 100 years isn't going to break that pattern...

    11. Re:Scientific Reports by KeensMustard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If climate change is real, why is there no peer-reviewed research that shows it?

      Why would your ignorance of the evidence convince us that there is none? Quite the opposite : you are one of the leading denialists on slashdot, and when I read that I think "this guy hasn't even looked at the evidence" and convinces me, all the more, that your movement is just the corrupt leading the blind.

    12. Re:Scientific Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because peers that disagree with the group-think get their funding revoked and academic positions denied. With 100 applicants to one professor spot, it's very easy to bypass the "deplorable" candidate: you don't even need to justify not picking him/her (usually him) since the top 10 applicants are basically all the same.
      Source: I am someone that works in academia and participated in several search committees.

      Tip number two: in academia, never, ever bring up that you might be a conservative/Republican: you will never have a chance since liberals will "vote their conscience" and fuck you over. The same way you get stealth -1 on Slashdot, you get down-voted during hiring (unless perhaps you are in a poli.sci department or a business school).

    13. Re:Scientific Reports by KeensMustard · · Score: 4, Funny
      So you posted a quote from a website claiming that the CIA has engaged in a time travelling conspiracy involving invisible agents, travelling through time, and when you saw this article, you thought to yourself "the problem with these [ consensus view ] people is that they aren't skeptical enough"

      Sounds legit.

    14. Re:Scientific Reports by silentcoder · · Score: 4, Funny

      He has an MBA (Multiple Blog-reader Award) and a PHD (Plentiful Hogwash and Disinformation)

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    15. Re:Scientific Reports by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Did you actually ever read a peer reviewed article?
      And did you grasp its contents?

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    16. Re:Scientific Reports by axewolf · · Score: 0, Troll

      Stop using your idea of 'science' as a religion....
      If you are willing to deride some one without trying to bridge the gap in understanding you are just sacrificing others to boost your own ego.

      You aren't even open to the idea that people with other views might have a rational explanation. YOU are more of the problem than them. Brush up on you communication skills, maybe you are conflating your expectations with their words.

    17. Re:Scientific Reports by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it means they don't have to stop driving around in their SUVs and not change their way of life, people are quite ready to believe anything you throw at them.

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    18. Re: Scientific Reports by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But CO2 is what plants crave!

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    19. Re:Scientific Reports by axewolf · · Score: 0, Troll

      Stop appealing to social hierarchy / authority to justify your views....the rational revolution happened a couple thousands years ago now....catch up to the times

    20. Re:Scientific Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, that fire arm will jump up shoot you in the face at the least inopportune time all by itself.

    21. Re:Scientific Reports by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      you are one of the leading denialists on slashdot

      Ah, so you've heard of me. I'm also one of the leading conservatives on slashdot and a staunch supporter of President-for-life Trump.

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    22. Re:Scientific Reports by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Did you actually ever read a peer reviewed article?

      Jesus, I would have thought that putting the name of the peer-reviewed journal in the subject line would have been enough of an indication that I was kidding.

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    23. Re:Scientific Reports by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Jesus, I would have thought that putting the name of the peer-reviewed journal in the subject line would have been enough of an indication that I was kidding.

      Welcome to Slashdot. You must be new here.

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    24. Re:Scientific Reports by tbannist · · Score: 1

      It's all true. I've seen countless prominent Trump supporters on Slashdor give PopeRatzo full credit for Trump's victory... Clearly without his support, Trump would be just another billionaire presidential wannabe...

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    25. Re:Scientific Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People are never going to realize that inanimate objects are not evil, but can be used to perform evil deeds by individuals.

    26. Re:Scientific Reports by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      From now on, I only trust peer-reviewed Slashdot comments.

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    27. Re:Scientific Reports by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      but I've seen nothing that's convincing.

      That has more to do with your ability to read and think than anything related to the peer reviewed science.

    28. Re:Scientific Reports by axewolf · · Score: 0

      Hooray for slashdot being patrolled by bands of rabid retards crusading for their insane dogma! Trump bashing and climate change fatalism is the number one agenda here, and the braindead liberals lap it up every time.

      There are actually real problems that you can actually influence. Stop trying to make the world stop spinning and do something about THE POLICE STATE

    29. Re:Scientific Reports by poofmeisterp · · Score: 2

      If it means they don't have to stop driving around in their SUVs and not change their way of life, people are quite ready to believe anything you throw at them.

      You know, that's a very valid point. It's so freaking simple to listen/read/see anything you want about impending doom as long as you don't have to do anything yourself to prevent yourself from being harmed. Psychological basics!

      I'd love to see, just for kicks, what would happen if a governmental panel forced a law through that made SUVs and Pickup trucks illegal for anyone who doesn't have an investigated and licensed need for one. God, that would be hilarious to see how many tables would turn.

    30. Re:Scientific Reports by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      He has an MBA (Multiple Blog-reader Award) and a PHD (Plentiful Hogwash and Disinformation)

      I thought a PHD was a *Provider* of Hogwash and Disinformation. Where's your peer-reviewed source of the definition? /snark :)

    31. Re:Scientific Reports by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      so you've got nothing to offer then

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    32. Re:Scientific Reports by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I knew I smelled a rat, and when I saw the Rat Pope it all made sense, even the time traveling but incompetent federal agents!

    33. Re:Scientific Reports by axewolf · · Score: 0

      The entire thought process you've displayed is "they're smarter than YOU because they are EXPERTS so trust them you fucktard"

      Which is an ACTUAL equivalent to your MADE-UP straw-man of the other side.

      The thing is that people are called climate change deniers simply because they doubt that man has caused the changes we see. That isn't unreasonable based on data.

      But then you go on like this issue isn't hyper-politicized. You're making the very, very basic error of not questioning the intent of the people you subscribe to. If you were thinking critically you would have more patience and appreciation for others.

    34. Re:Scientific Reports by Ferretman · · Score: 1

      What I like is how Alarmists immediately dub Skeptics as "conspiracy theorists"--basically anything they can do to try to belittle people who don't believe their stuff.

      I'm a scientist. I know precisely how science works, how CO2 works, how warming works, how energy is radiated/re-reradiated, etc. If you are finding the back of a cereal box has enough details for you to think you're an expert, that's more on you than me.

      I'm a scientist--so prove your assertion. Don't throw Wikipedia pages and Alarmist blogs at me; I probably know them better than you do. Show me an actual ten or so studies that say something like, "here is the direct link between the CO2 that came out of my car and the temperature in Great Britain". You can't. You're more easily swayed than that.

      It boils down to simply that you are more easily convinced than I, and I am less easily convinced than you. Is that a bad thing or a good thing? I dunno....the only to figure it out is more facts. But it's pretty clear that the only conspiracy is on the part of the one making the charge when they ran out of actual facts, and so decided to start name-calling.

      Ferret

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    35. Re:Scientific Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a scientist--so prove your assertion.
      Show me an actual ten or so studies that say something like, "here is the direct link between the CO2 that came out of my car and the temperature in Great Britain".

      Wow. So if someone can find repeatable studies (experiments, presumably) showing the link between the CO2 emitted by your car and the changing climate you'll be convinced? Well, at least you have standards.
      It's understandable that some people have a hard time distinguishing weather from climate but as a scientist your level of ineptitude amazes me.You might be some sort of scientist but you clearly don't have the faintest clue about climate science.

    36. Re:Scientific Reports by microbox · · Score: 1

      There's plenty to be done about climate change without taking away pickup trucks and SUVs. Substantive action costs far less than Iraq II, and has the benefit of actually creating jobs in America.

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    37. Re: Scientific Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So people aren't jumping on that idea why?

    38. Re:Scientific Reports by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      If they HAD a rational explanation, there is a Nobel waiting for them
      Just publish in a formal academic peer reviewed journal of Climatology
      And get your ass shot off.
      That's why you have no excuse for "other views"

    39. Re:Scientific Reports by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Here is everything peer reviewed.
      But that might not indicate that it is reviewed by "your peers".

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    40. Re:Scientific Reports by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      But that might not indicate that it is reviewed by "your peers".

      I have no peers.

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    41. Re:Scientific Reports by axewolf · · Score: 0

      Nobel prize - appeal to authority
      formal academic peer reviewed journal - appeal to authority

      Do you not see that you are granting yourself a deferral on the reasoning? Don't expect other people to be so generous with you as you are with yourself.

      As long as there is controversy, screaming at the other side will just make it worse. Since you're so upset that people disagree with you, make an effort to explain to them. It's not a waste of time, even if THEY scream at YOU, you are still streamlining your ability to explain and increasing your chances of persuading other people who might be more open.

      If you don't have the patience for that you're just artificially boosting your own ego by putting other down, which is not rational and does not speak well of the reliability of your opinion.

    42. Re: Scientific Reports by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      And some people have the remarkable ability to say "Nope, I'm not convinced" every time you show then something, no matter what. Such people are highly prized as spouses by adulterers.

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    43. Re: Scientific Reports by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Considering the initial observation that 1) atmospheric CO2 should cause the atmospheric temperature proportional to the log of its concentration and 2) therefore humans burning fossil fuels should cause the global temperature to rise was made by Svante Arrhenius in Sweden around 1900, the CIA must have some seriously long reach to have created it as a hoax like you say Snowden says.

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    44. Re:Scientific Reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone's been watching too much Stein's Gate.

    45. Re:Scientific Reports by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Regulation that detailed is almost always counterproductive. A carbon tax will discourage people from buying fuel-inefficient vehicles.

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    46. Re:Scientific Reports by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Most of the evidence is statistical, which doesn't make it invalid. Further, if you were a semi-competent scientist, you'd realize that the CO2 you produce is way below the noise level, and doesn't affect anything in a measurable way. The CO2 produced by every car in the US probably does have a measurable impact.

      The basic principles can be explained on the back of a cereal box, although not in enough detail to prove that CO2 is causing global warming. You need a lot more data for that, and as it happens scientists have collected far more data than that.

      You could try reading some peer-reviewed publications and writing a paper showing why they're all bunk. Then get that published, and you'll be famous. So far, nobody has managed to do that.

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  6. What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    As the climate is always changing, and Mr. Hockey Stick says it's man doing it. how much is man doing it and how did he prove that? If climate change is accelerating because of what man is doing, how much acceleration can they account for? In what way did they come up with their numbers? Rather than telling me all about the end of days, tell me about real science and hard numbers please.

    1. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Klaxton · · Score: 2

      Didn't read the study, did you.

    2. Re:What precentage caused by man? by buss_error · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your house is on fire. Do you:

      A. Call the fire department?
      B. Accuse the neighbor of telling you your house is on fire that "Fire is just somebody's religion!"
      C. Convene a study to determine if the house really is on fire, and if so, if it was due to spontaneous combustion or if there's a arsonist about?
      D. "Blame Liberals!"
      E. Post to Facebook or instagram?

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    3. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As the climate is always changing, and Mr. Hockey Stick says it's man doing it.

      Women have to take their share of the blame too.

      how much is man [sic] doing it and how did he prove that? If climate change is accelerating because of what man [sic] is doing, how much acceleration can they account for? In what way did they come up with their numbers? Rather than telling me all about the end of days, tell me about real science and hard numbers please.

      I see that you have very recently arrived on our planet. All this is quantified to the nth degree, and has been reviewed and published in a highly digestible manner (allowing you to go whatever depth you can understand). You can start here.

    4. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hard numbers come from the measured ratios of Carbon Isotope C14 proving that the excess CO2 is the result of burning fuel.
      http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/03/14/3452867.htm

    5. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      But in this case, no house is on fire, but Mr. Hockey Stick is telling you it is and he can prove that it's on fire with his models and worse yet, with Mr. Hockey Stick, if you choose to assert that in fact his theory of houses all being on fire might be flawed, he sues you for libel.

    6. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The article is years old, the "hard numbers" are completely missing and the source material has vanished. Since this topic (CO2 levels) is so critical to the AGW argument, why isn't there more recent material published showing the proven change? I would think that such a studies would be abundant and plentiful since the "best guess" at this point is that CO2 is the cause.

    7. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      Obviously D, E, B, followed by the calling the cops and reporting that a suspicious hippie was seen in the neighborhood last week and is probably responsible, followed by A. C is for librals.

    8. Re:What precentage caused by man? by hyades1 · · Score: 0

      You've been flooded with real science and hard numbers. You aren't intelligent enough to understand what you've been given, or you're just plain dishonest.

      Please go troll elsewhere.

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    9. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could just hang a big sheet in from of the earth and block some of the radiation from getting to earth by the magnitude or whatever... Don't make a mistake however or you will start another ice age - amiright?

    10. Re:What precentage caused by man? by lucm · · Score: 0, Troll

      Spot on. Using the "hockey stick" guy as a reference for anything climate-related is like hiring Bill Cosby as a spokeperson for International Women's day.

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      lucm, indeed.
    11. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humankind in general seems to have a deep desire for some sort of "spirituality" in its lives. This is in our genetic makeup as humans. Despite living in an age of atheism, the instinct remains. Thus observe the legions of people willing to succumb to TV preachers, EST, "Mindfulness", and "global warming".

      The climate hysteria transcends rationality and drifts deep into the territory of faith and religion. When you question a climate alarmist you may well expect practically the same reaction as that of an islamic jihadist. It is not really about science. It is about deep held primitive instinctive beliefs projected onto ephemeral objects such as Gaia and the weather. It serves to reinforce their self-belief as a "good person": I'm not one of the bad guys! I'm a sensitive type that believes in Mother Earth!

      The scary part is that they fall prey to slick hucksters like Al Gore and Kapo Soros. People with strong emotional investment in their beliefs are easily manipulated by the likes of George Soros and Hillary Clinton. The climate alarmists become pawns and dupes for oligarchs who wish to control them and use them for power and financial gain. Global warming is not about science at all---it is about control, control of the masses.

    12. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 0, Troll

      I've been modded down already, but it's also worth mentioning that this paper is using computer models, which have been shown in multiple studies to be wildly inaccurate.

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    13. Re: What precentage caused by man? by aussie_a · · Score: 2

      Eastern Standard time is a hoax that needs to die in a fire. Fuck people are dumb.

    14. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Mann is an American, working in America. The CRU is in the UK. How are issues with the CRU's use or lack of use of statisticians relevant to Mann?

    15. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "It is especially important that, despite a deluge of allegations and smears against the CRU, this independent group of utterly reputable scientists have concluded that there was no evidence of any scientific malpractice," he said. - from the same BBC report.

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    16. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      He was implicated in the CRU leak that was investigated in the article. He was cleared of wrong-doing, along with the rest of the scientists (as mentioned in the previous link), but the use of statistics was bad. As one example, the "hide the decline" trick wasn't necessarily malicious, but it wasn't justified statistically either.

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    17. Re:What precentage caused by man? by buss_error · · Score: 1
      Thus observe the legions of people willing to succumb to TV preachers, EST, "Mindfulness", and "global warming".
      Using that logic, then I should be covered in passenger pigeon shit while being gored by a buffalo (denying that mankind can and does change his environment.) I remember visiting Los Angeles in the late 1970's. I was struck by how polluted and gray the sunset was conspired to a sunset off the Seychelles or in the Arctic. Beijing was so polluted and the air so thick with exhaust that I was ill for the 5 hours I was there. (in the 2010's.)
      Thus observe the legions of people willing to succumb to TV preachers, EST, "Mindfulness", and "global warming".
      Except that TV preachers and ESP (I assume that's what you were going for) doesn't have the numbers of scientists saying it's true than climate change does. The trick of the question here is that "common" people, EG:those without training in the various sciences involved in climate change, simply lack the facility to derive the facts for themselves. They are not equipped to do so, they do not have the training to interpret the evidence if they did, and they have an invested interest in ignoring or denying those facts that require them to expend more money, more effort, or bestir themselves from the drooling, slack jawed existence of watching those self same TV Evangelists or to go get that that one lottery ticket that is their path to fame and fortune. (to turn your metaphor back on you.)
      Not that I am knocking spirituality of most sorts, it is only to show that your assertion is arrant non-sense. I'm all for a path for folks to try to make themselves and their society better, even if it's a spiritual one that I can't prove. I can, with my limited science and available technology, prove that O2 is down, that CO2 CO, Ozone, and nitrogen oxides are up over the past three decades. I will grant that "parts per billion" seem infinitesimal, but it only takes a little of the wrong poison to result in mortality.
      One question the climate scientists are not in agreement on his how much more will constitute a cascade point. There is one, that is known. What is not known is if it will be reached in 10 years, 20 years, 50 years, or if it's already past the point of no return.

      It is comforting and familiar to keep on this path. So is shooting up heroin, but no one doubts the ultimate outcome of that.

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    18. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      Yes, and I want to emphasize again, that there was no reason to believe that they were purposely deceiving the public, or trying to do bad science, or scientific malpractice. I am certainly not accusing them of that, and we agree.

      It is however clear that they were not the best statisticians, and if you're doing complex statistical work (which of course, global temperature measurements are), you need to have at least on statistician on your team otherwise your work is going to be inaccurate. That is what happened with this group of scientists, as the investigation found.

      This is perhaps best exhibited in the "hide the decline" controversy (good overview here). Because of poor statistics they never dealt with the divergence problem. In other words, if tree rings don't accurately match modern thermometer readings, how can we expect to rely on them for historical temperature measurements?

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    19. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      Your house is on fire. Do you:

      A. Call the fire department?
      B. Accuse the neighbor of telling you your house is on fire that "Fire is just somebody's religion!"
      C. Convene a study to determine if the house really is on fire, and if so, if it was due to spontaneous combustion or if there's a arsonist about?
      D. "Blame Liberals!"
      E. Post to Facebook or instagram?

      Or, you could do what Fullofshiticus, the new emperor of America, is doing and call it a Chinese hoax.

    20. Re: What precentage caused by man? by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      took two reads, but lol

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    21. Re:What precentage caused by man? by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      I think the peeps forgot Erhard.

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    22. Re: What precentage caused by man? by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Trump is legit, and Al Gore is the huckster. What dimension am I in?

    23. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humankind in general seems to have a deep desire for conspiracy theories in their lives. This is in our genetic makeup as humans. Despite living in an age of science and technology, the instinct remains. Thus observe the legions of people willing to believe in Chemtrails, Vaccination Mind Control, HAARP Weather Manipulation, HiV/AIDS denialism and (human-induced) Climate Change "Skepticism."

      The denial of the clearly established impact fossil fuel consumption is having on the planetary climate transcends rationality and drifts deep into the territory of faith and religion. When you question a climate denier you may well expect practically the same reaction as that of an islamic jihadist. It is not really about skepticism. It is about deep held primitive instinctive beliefs projected onto ephemeral objects such as the free market and the threat of government intervention. It serves to reinforce their self-belief as a "defender of freedom." I'm not one of the SJWs! I'm the forthright type that defends our God-given right to consume coal!

      The scary part is that they fall prey to slick hucksters like Anthony Watts and Steve McIntyre. People with strong emotional investment in their beliefs are easily manipulated by the likes of the Koch Brothers and Donald Trump. The climate denialists become pawns and dupes for oligarchs who wish to control them and use them for power and financial gain. Climate denial is not about skepticism at all--it is about control, control of the masses and rescuing sunken assets.

    24. Re:What precentage caused by man? by lucm · · Score: 0, Troll

      You can't win with the Church of Global Warming.

      For instance, here's what one can find in the Wikipedia article for the book "Physics for Future Presidents":

      It criticizes those who distort the facts, especially with regards to climate change. “Global warming is real," Muller writes. "It is very likely caused by humans.”

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      And yet, anyone who has actually read the book (which I did) will tell you that while the author does explain the evidence behind global warming, the ones he criticizes the most for distorting the facts are Al Gore and the hockey stick guy. He explains in details all the lies and dishonest representations made by those people and insists that using what is basically FUD is not a winning strategy to raise awareness about global warming because once people find out that they've been duped, this will cause a huge backlash. But of cours that's not what the Wikipedia entry make it look like.

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    25. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Sheesh! "Hide the decline" had nothing to do with statistics. It had to do with the fact that some tree ring series started showing declines in temperatures that weren't matched in observations by actual thermometers so they didn't use the data from them after they started showing the discrepancies.

    26. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      In other words, if tree rings don't accurately match modern thermometer readings, how can we expect to rely on them for historical temperature measurements?

      Because they did match modern thermometer readings until they started to diverge in the 1960s and other tree ring series continued to match the thermometer readings.

    27. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your linked article:

      Professor Hand said that the CRU scientists did not use "the best statistical tools for their studies" but that this had made not significant difference to their conclusions.

      You were wrong. The best you can say is that he was insignificantly bad at statistics.

    28. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Capsaicin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been modded down already

      Well it wasn't one of your more accurate contributions was it? Oooops.

      Beside the confusion between Penn State and the University of East Anglia, to say Dr Mann is "really really bad at statistics" is perhaps to overstate the actual criticism leveled at his now infamous 1998 paper. In any case subsequent reconstructions, --and the last word, I presume, goes to Marcott et al. 2013 --more or less confirm the original conclusions of Mann et al.. I'm would assume you (and I genuinely respect your intelligence and erudition phantom) are already aware of that.

      it's also worth mentioning that this paper is using computer models

      And, invaluable though they may be, we would certainly exercise caution when considering the findings of simulations. In any case, we would naturally be sceptical of any only recently published paper. It's the weight of the extant literature of course, including the examination and perhaps replication by the entire profession of newly published work, that forms the best available science.

      I realise that the plural of anecdote is not data, and I realise that warming here in Australia is occurring at a faster rate than globally, but this summer just gone has been truly alarming. Driving my family through 46C heat on the NSW South Coast in Feb was the first time I was literally scared of the temperature (not just uncomfortable but frightened that the vehicle and air-con might give out).

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    29. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      EST is Erhard Seminars Training, a California cult.

    30. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Blocking sunlight is one way of slowing down the warming but reducing the sunlight will also reduce the productivity of photosynthesis which will reduce crop yields among other things. Also it doesn't do a thing to stop ocean acidification.

    31. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our President Trump would...
      F. Twitter

    32. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...some tree ring series started showing declines in temperatures that weren't matched in observations by actual thermometers...

      Slow down there, cowboy!

      Tree ring data is used to estimate temperature changes occurring during the past before there were thermometers (or humans for much of Earth's past history for which tree-ring data is used, for that matter).

      Can't be comparisons between two data sets when one set does not exist!

    33. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      The sun is larger than the Earth. A LOT. It's far away, (ninety something million miles,) but even if you placed a disc the same diameter as the Earth half-way between the Earth and the sun, most of the disc of the sun, (meaning all the parts of the sun visible from the Earth normally,) would still be visible around the disc. If you're having difficulty understanding this, imagine what your thumb would look like if it were half-way between your eye and the sun. Since this is impractical unless your arm were forty-something million miles long, or your thumb were, which I'm guessing it's not, imagine a thumb-sized object halfway between your eye and the sun. Despite how the size of the sun appears to be the same as the moon, in terms of degrees of arc they take up in the field of view from the surface of the Earth, the moon is a small fraction the size of the Earth, and is relatively close-by, while the sun is about a thousand times Earth's size. Actually, it's a bit more than a thousand times Earth's DIAMETER, which means the area of each as viewed from the other is roughly one and a half trillion square miles as viewed from the Earth, versus the Earth's puny 128 million square miles as viewed from the sun.

      In fact, here's another way to look at it. The planet Venus' orbit is inside the Earth's orbit, but much closer to Earth's orbit than the sun. (It's two thirds the distance basically, that the Earth is from the sun.) It's nearly the same size as Earth. From the surface of the Earth, Venus is a shiny dot in the sky. Watching through a telescope with special filters on it allowed early astronomers calculate the distances between objects in the solar system, the size of the sun, or something like that, by measuring how long it took teeny, tiny, Earth-sized Venus to cross in front of the sun, (called a "transit") and in pictures of this, Venus appears to be a tiny black dot creeping across the glowing disc of the MASSIVE sun.

      You'd either need the shield to be WAY larger than the Earth, or you'd need it very, VERY close to Earth, which then causes the problem of how you keep it from falling TO Earth. Even if it were only as thick as a layer of aluminum foil, a sheet of aluminum foil the same diameter as the Earth falling to Earth would probably be bad.

      Also, the problem isn't the sun shining on the Earth, it's the atmosphere acting as a smothering blanket. We don't need to turn off the sun, we just need to make the atmosphere a bit less insulating. It wouldn't take much. If for example, you had magical god-powers, and you said, "okay, let the Earth's atmosphere only be half as insulating as it is," the Earth would very quickly turn into a giant snowball. You see, as small and dim as the sun is, (compared with some other larger, much brighter stars,) and given the distance between the sun and the Earth, without the warm blanket of the atmosphere, the Earth would quickly dissipate its heat to space, and the sun doesn't provide anything LIKE enough power at this distance to keep you warm. Case in point: The side of the moon where the sun shines at any time, in full view of the sun, the temperature is about 250 degrees Fahrenheit. It probably wouldn't get quite that hot on the Earth if it didn't have an atmosphere at all, because it's spinning about 28 times faster, so it wouldn't have as much time to heat up, but the temperature swings between day and night would still be far more extreme than with the atmospheric blanket in place. Just contemplate what it's like in an arid dessert. Just due to the lack of atmospheric water to retain some heat, and ground water with its far higher thermal inertia (specific heat, technically) in places like that the temperature varies widely between day and night. It's far more extreme without the atmosphere, since heat radiated into the space around a warm object does not get any portion of it absorbed by anything and radiated BACK at the person. It flees as infrared energy at 186,000 miles per second, and poof, it's gone.

      Most peopl

    34. Re:What precentage caused by man? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      Interesting.

      What do you make of the consistent failure of the denialist community to come up with any explanation for the recent warming trend that wasn't trivially debunked ? What about the dismal failure of every theory that they have wanted us to believe: e.g. ther is no warming, it's warming due to the sun, it's gravitational lensing, it's warming but there's some problem with some model blah blah so somehow the theory is invalid etc. etc. and for every dismal failure, they've failed to admit they were wrong and next time through, just expected us, to believe them again?

      Any comments?

    35. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      F. Patiently sit in your house and yell at anyone "making a big fuss over an imaginary problem" then when you personally catch fire, panic and later claim it was impossible to have foreseen such a turn of events.

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    36. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ok, then it's just getting warmer and warmer in your house, do you try to find out whether there's a fire burning in your basement or are you just happy that you can save on the heating bill?

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    37. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't give a fuck about being a good person, what I want is to survive and preferably without unwashed masses storming the hill I live on to escape the rising sea levels.

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    38. Re:What precentage caused by man? by silentcoder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You and I see this: here is a theory with a lot of evidence. The deniers make a claim, it gets debunked so they make another claim and the cycle repeats endlessly as one bullshit claim after the other gets debunked.

      But the people who believe the deniers don't see that. They see "For everything the scientist say the deniers make a counter-argument that sounds convincing to me".

      At least part of the reason they see it so differently is that it's a helluva lot easier to sound convincing when you don't try to be accurate. Explaining complex science so laymen can understand it is hard - to do it convincingly as well is very hard. Reality doesn't care about your individual biases. It's the same reason people are scared of investing in long-term proven ways to grow your money - but will give their life savings to a conman after one meeting.

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    39. Re:What precentage caused by man? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Remember most deniers are also fans of austerity: the economic equivalent of saving on your heating bill by burning your paycheck for warmth.

      With that in mind, perhaps we should try a different metaphor:
      You are developing third degree burns on your asshole. Do you

      1) Deny the existence of assholes
      2) Deny the existence of burns
      3) Stop sitting on the fucking stove - or at least turn the plate down ?

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    40. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would build a new house.

    41. Re:What precentage caused by man? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      In order to keep it from falling to earth it has to be orbiting. That means it has to orbit SOMETHING. Close to earth a relatively small sail could work (the moon can eclipse the entire sun and it's much smaller than earth) - but it only does that now and then - and eclipses don't happen over the whole planet.

      So what are the options ? Well firstly - what should it orbit ? Orbitting the earth is easiest - but you have the moon problem - it doesn't stay put. if you make it fairly big - you could have it block out the sun on whichever part of the earth it's over at the moment as it moves around - while the earth rotates as well of course, and possibly cut down on solar radiation a bit, but that would mean making it a lot bigger. Bigger sail needs more energy to get to orbit and even more energy to keep in orbit. Getting pricy.
      Alternatively we could make it orbit the sun - that's easier as we just need to put it in an orbit with the same period as earth's ... oh wait, that would be the same orbit as earth since orbital periods are a factor of distance and shape. In the same orbit as earth - it is going to be REALLY hard to get it BETWEEN earth and the sun.

      And even if you solve all that and figure out a way to get a sufficiently large sail in a position where it blocks a significant portion of the sun from hitting earth consistently (no mean feat - it may not even be possible) you now have new problems. If your sail is not absolutely reflective it's going to get hot (and nothing is absolutely 100% reflective at every frequency - even a mirror gets hot if you leave it in the sun) so you need some way to cool it or that heat will build up and eventually it will burn up. Vaccuums are terrible radiators and you're going to be bombarding this thing with radiation 24/7 for years and decades and centuries. So let's say you solve that... hey you know what we CALL a large sail being hit by the sun ? A solar sail. Photons reflecting off of an object pushes against it. Generally the force is too small to have any impact but a large lightweight object will measurably move from it. There are active plans to design space-craft that can use this for orbital thrust - and currently a project trying to build one. It's slow as all hell and you get very little thrust but you get it constantly and at almost no cost once you get that big cumbersome sail in place.
      But that's going to be a problem for this "sun-blocking" sail - because it's going to be getting a constant thrust - thrust on anything in orbit changes it's orbit. To stay in orbit, it would therefore need a compensating thrust... a rocket isn't practical, it will run out of fuel long before the sun stops pushing. Maybe if the EM-drive works you can use that, and stick some solar-panels on the sail to generate power for it, but even if the whole sail is photo-electric basic physics suggest that you can never generate as much thrust from converting that to electricity and back into thrust as you are getting from the same photons in the opposite direction.

      Sooner or later, that constant push away from the sun will break the sail's alignment so it no longer works (that's the best case scenario).

      Basically the idea is not just complicated and difficult - it's utterly impractical to the point where one would have to say that even it's possible it wouldn't be worth the investment. It would cost a LOT less to just reduce CO2 emissions to a level the earth's natural balancing forces can compensate for and avoid the problem in the first place.

      Oh - and of course, it would not, actually, solve the problem unless we also reduce CO2 anyway. It would slow it down (less heat arriving means less heat being trapped) but unless you block ALL the sunlight it would STILL be warming up (just slower). And if you block ALL the sunlight we all freeze to death.

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    42. Re: What precentage caused by man? by mrmaster · · Score: 1

      Post a picture of the house burning under a Facebook poll on the fire dept Facebook page with a caption stating liberal neighbors did this.

    43. Re: What precentage caused by man? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Bizarro world. But be happy, for what happens in Bizarro world stays in Bizarro world.

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    44. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, your wish is granted!

      Because the rise of sea level over the next 100 years is predicted to be 38 inches and you will not be alive in 100 years.
      Thus your mental narrative will never happen.

    45. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, my house isn't on fire. That's just natural variation in an on fire/not on fire cycle. I sublet my house and there's no reason to alarm renters or risk reduced rental income just because of a few naturally occurring flames, which I didn't cause. Besides, the fire I started is actually used to cook food and so is a good thing. First my renters complained about "house on fire" and then it was "smoke inhalation", and now they're complaining of "structural collapse due to fire". So which is it?! I'm looking to add renters and have forbidden the existing renters from talking about the fire. Some neighbors down the street had a much worse fire, so it's unfair for anyone to be complaining about my fire. It would be too disruptive to the tenants and rent payments to put it out now.

    46. Re:What precentage caused by man? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At least part of the reason they see it so differently is that it's a helluva lot easier to sound convincing when you don't try to be accurate.

      That is simply not the reason. It's a helluva lot easier to be convinced when someone tells you what you want to hear. THAT is the reason. These people are running almost entirely on cognitive dissonance, day in and day out. They beg the question all day, every day. Everyone is driving an SUV, so I have to drive an SUV to be safe! But wait, does driving an SUV actually make you safer? (No.) I'm just one little person whose output is minuscule so I can't possibly be harming the climate! But wait, is their output actually minuscule? (Not when you add up all their economic activity.) etc etc.

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    47. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And since I have no kids, I decided to hell with it, grab a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the catfight.

      Quite frankly, I actually once cared about "humanity". But when you stop worrying and simply accept that you can't save the world, life gets a lot easier.

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    48. Re:What precentage caused by man? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Blocking sunlight is one way of slowing down the warming but reducing the sunlight will also reduce the productivity of photosynthesis which will reduce crop yields among other things.

      It doesn't matter if you do it at times when plants are getting too much sunlight, which already happens. You can tell they are getting too much sunlight because either a) it is over 100 degrees when virtually all plants close down their stomata and just try not to lose all their water and die or b) the plants are literally getting sunburned, which is also a thing which happens.

      Also it doesn't do a thing to stop ocean acidification.

      That's true. Also, we have to breathe whatever comes down, and there's basically nothing whatsoever which is actually safe to spray up there which will also do the job.

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    49. Re: What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would build a concrete house from the start. It doesn't burn.

    50. Re:What precentage caused by man? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Some of your objections are legitimate, but some of them are not. Let's talk about them. First, let's just save anyone who doesn't actually care the trouble by agreeing that since it doesn't deal with the CO2, and CO2 causes more problems than warming, it's a non-starter.

      In order to keep it from falling to earth it has to be orbiting. That means it has to orbit SOMETHING.

      You put it at L1. This takes care of your entire first paragraph. You will still need some PV solar and some ion engines for stationkeeping but you do not need to combat the solar wind, it is its own solution.

      If your sail is not absolutely reflective it's going to get hot (and nothing is absolutely 100% reflective at every frequency - even a mirror gets hot if you leave it in the sun) so you need some way to cool it or that heat will build up and eventually it will burn up.

      This is a real problem. I don't have the solution because of the solution to the next problem.

      So let's say you solve that... hey you know what we CALL a large sail being hit by the sun ? A solar sail.

      You solve that by reflecting the light through the reflector at all times. It's a series of cone-shaped rings. The light reflected from the face of one ring is reflected from the back face of the next ring.

      So, how do we solve the cooling problem?

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    51. Re:What precentage caused by man? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Your Neighbor told you your house is on fire because he saw the fireplace was lit through the window.Do you:

      A. Call the fire department?
      B. Accuse the neighbor of telling you your house is on fire that "Fire is just somebody's religion!"
      C. Convene a study to determine if the house really is on fire, and if so, if it was due to spontaneous combustion or if there's a arsonist about?
      D. "Blame Liberals!"
      E. Post to Facebook or instagram?

      There I fixed it for you.

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    52. Re:What precentage caused by man? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Dr. Mann worked at the University of Virginia in the United States, It was Dr Jones at the CRU, Climatic Research Unit, in the University of East Anglia in England. Dr. Mann has a degree in mathematics and presumably took one or more courses in statistics. Dr. Jones supposedly can't even use an excell spreadsheet.

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    53. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could make the same argument about the "climate scientists". Did their models accurately predict that there would be a leveling off of global temperatures throughout most of the '2000's? No. Did they admit that they were wrong? No, but they did have to revise their models in light of the fact that the observations did not match the predictions of their original models. Why should we take them seriously now in light of their failure?

      You shouldn't "believe" ANYONE ... alarmists or skeptics ... when it comes to explanations and predictions about something as complicated as the climate.

    54. Re:What precentage caused by man? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      I don't think what you said and what I said are different. You can't tell people what they want to hear if you are trying to be accurate. Reality very rarely conforms to our desires.

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    55. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh for fucks sake, how many times "A tree is NOT a thermometer!", Too many interdependant variables to extract fucking temperature.

      here's a few:
        Amount of animal piss/shit around tree - changes growth (non linear)
        Water too much - changes growth (non linear)
        Water too little - changes growth (non linear)
        Cloud cover - changes growth (non linear)
        Amount of light - changes growth (non linear)
        Cold - changes growth (non linear)
        Heat - changes growth (non linear)
        Amount of Co2 - changes growth (non linear)
        Oxygen levels - changes growth (non linear) .and even more.......

      So how exactly do you find the exact reading of all the rest, just to pull temperature?

    56. Re:What precentage caused by man? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      ...some tree ring series started showing declines in temperatures that weren't matched in observations by actual thermometers...

      Slow down there, cowboy!

      Tree ring data is used to estimate temperature changes occurring during the past before there were thermometers (or humans for much of Earth's past history for which tree-ring data is used, for that matter).

      Can't be comparisons between two data sets when one set does not exist!

      Now that is just ignorant, we still have trees, we have thermometer, Mann could easily plotted the tree proxy data, and the thermometer data as two coexisting dataset and an observer could visual judge thee correlation between the two plots. Instead he spliced the two and presented them as if they were one; many people interpret this as an act of wilful deception.

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    57. Re:What precentage caused by man? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The ocean is not acidic, it is moving toward being minutely less corrosive.

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    58. Re:What precentage caused by man? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll get modded down for this, but reason is not the way to convince people like that to act. Money is.

      That's why taxes on pollution and CO2 emissions are so effective. Of course, deniers will claim it's a conspiracy by LED lightbulb manufacturers and the mighty wind power lobby that seems to have completely eclipsed the underfunded, ineffective oil lobby.

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    59. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "that there was no reason to believe that they were purposely deceiving the public"
      LOL well lets rewrite history then... I take it you won?

    60. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you open your eyes for the first time in a house you were just born in, and see fire, should you try to crawl out into the cold outdoors?

      Which is more likely in such an event? That the house is on fire, or that you saw a perfectly controlled fire in the fire place? Or maybe you saw a TV screen that was playing video of a fire?

      We've not been on this Earth, awake and alert for very long. Only a few decades of satellite observations. Probably best not to lose our shit over something that has yet to cause an actual problem (and that no-one has been able to accurately predict, IE it may be slightly warmer, but where are all the predicted hurricanes?).

    61. Re: What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gore lost his credibility when he claimed the earth's core was millions of degrees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14kNtnJgXXM (about 40 seconds in)

    62. Re:What precentage caused by man? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      As long as we're going to continue this silly discussion, it should be noted that if the proper materials are used overheating is not a problem. Iron, for instance, melts at 1538 C, and at well below that temperature it is radiating far more energy than it is receiving from the sun.

      In fact, black body radiation in the Earth's orbit is temperate.
      http://space.stackexchange.com/questions/7827/whats-the-typical-temperature-of-a-satellite-orbiting-the-earth

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    63. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F. Patiently sit in your house and yell at anyone "making a big fuss over an imaginary problem" then when you personally catch fire, panic and later claim it was impossible to have foreseen such a turn of events.

      Followed by suing the guy who reported the fire for "not being insistent enough that there actually was a problem".

    64. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and I see this: here is a theory with a lot of evidence. The deniers make a claim, it gets debunked so they make another claim and the cycle repeats endlessly as one bullshit claim after the other gets debunked.

      This is your cognitive bias. You see what you believe: one side is bullshit, the other side debunks. If you looked, you'd see plenty of bullshit on both sides (including this particular study).

    65. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Then maybe he was malicious, because his "hide the decline" was totally unethical if he knew what he was doing.

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    66. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1
      Using tree rings to reconstruct historical temperature was demonstrably a mistake at the time, because they don't match thermometers. Mann knew that at the time, and he still presented the reconstruction, hiding the fact that they didn't actually match real thermometers.

      I realise that the plural of anecdote is not data, and I realise that warming here in Australia is occurring at a faster rate than globally, but this summer just gone has been truly alarming. Driving my family through 46C heat on the NSW South Coast in Feb was the first time I was literally scared of the temperature

      Yeah, you don't realize weather is not climate.

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    67. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From Marcott's own FAQ:

      "the 20th century portion of our paleotemperature stack is not statistically robust, cannot be considered representative of global temperature changes..."

    68. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean force them to adhere to your political agenda at the action end of a gun barrel.

      That's what you meant by taxing people for a cause they don't believe in.

    69. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      What do you make of the consistent failure of the denialist community to come up with any explanation for the recent warming trend that wasn't trivially debunked ?

      I can't speak for the denialist community, because I don't care who they are or what they believe. However, I can tell you what high-quality scientists like John Christy and Richard Lindzen tend to say.

      First, they don't deny that CO2 has an affect on the atmospheric temperatures. You can discount anyone who denies that as ignorant (or possibly they have a new and fascinating hypothesis backed by data for how that could happen, but I haven't seen anyone like that. Up to now they're all ignorant). The main question is, "how much warming will be caused by CO2?"

      Briefly, practically every scientist agrees that doubling CO2 in the atmosphere will cause a change in temperature of .7-.9 degrees. And that's not enough for anyone to worry about. Alarmist scientists say, "but there are feedbacks that will in addition cause temperature to rise 5-9 degrees with a doubling of CO2!" This hypothesis is that feedbacks will affect temperature far beyond what CO2 would do by itself, and is not well supported. Certainly the computer models that gave the worst predictions have been disproven by now.

      Then there are scientists like John Christy, who goes around testing scientific claims, because that's what scientists do. When he heard claims that the global temperature was rising, he devised a secondary way to measure the temperature, to test that (essentially using satellites), which has more-or-less matched the terrestrial record. He's also gone to Africa to create temperature datasets to test claims such as "the snows of Kilimanjaro are melting due to climate change." He investigated claims of temperature rise in the California central valley and found that irrigation has caused a lot of it, not AGW. This makes alarmists look really bad.

      So in the end it's not that "temperature is not rising" it's that "temperature rise is minimal enough to not worry about." Lindzen likes to show this graph, where the red line is the entire range of the global temperature anomaly.

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    70. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I was somewhat frustrated by CFL light bulbs (and tried them off and on before traditional bulbs were outlawed), but LED lightbulbs have been nothing but great. They last forever and give off a good light color.

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    71. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      It had to do with the fact that some tree ring series started showing declines in temperatures that weren't matched in observations by actual thermometers...

      Which bolsters the belief that tree ring interpretation (to degrees, mind you) is accurate how?

    72. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Why did it start to diverge? You can't answer that question. Here's why, I'll tell you why: because starting in the 1950s, the number of thermometers in the world increased dramatically, and we were able to make much more accurate readings of world temperature. Once our temperature readings became accurate, we could see that they didn't match the tree record.

      When Mann saw that the tree record diverged from the temperature record, he should have begun an investigation into why not. That's what a good scientist would have done. Mann didn't do that, he published as was. Ergo he is not a good scientist.

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    73. Re:What precentage caused by man? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      F. A billion years ago, there was an active volcano where my house is, so why should I worry about a fire ?

    74. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh for fucks sake, how many times "A tree is NOT a thermometer!", Too many interdependant variables to extract fucking temperature.

      here's a few:
          Amount of animal piss/shit around tree - changes growth (non linear)
          Water too much - changes growth (non linear)
          Water too little - changes growth (non linear)
          Cloud cover - changes growth (non linear)
          Amount of light - changes growth (non linear)
          Cold - changes growth (non linear)
          Heat - changes growth (non linear)
          Amount of Co2 - changes growth (non linear)
          Oxygen levels - changes growth (non linear) .and even more.......

      So how exactly do you find the exact reading of all the rest, just to pull temperature?

    75. Re:What precentage caused by man? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Tree ring data matches well with other proxies, until about 1960 when they started to diverge.

      https://www.skepticalscience.c...

    76. Re:What precentage caused by man? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Briefly, practically every scientist agrees that doubling CO2 in the atmosphere will cause a change in temperature of .7-.9 degrees. And that's not enough for anyone to worry about. Alarmist scientists say, "but there are feedbacks that will in addition cause temperature to rise 5-9 degrees with a doubling of CO2!"

      Current consensus is about 3 degrees C per doubling. We haven't even doubled since industrial revolution, but temperature has already increased 1 degree C, and temperatures haven't even caught up with CO2 rise so far. Clearly, we're going to be way higher than 0.7-0.9 degrees.

    77. Re:What precentage caused by man? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Unless you're a sea shell, or another piece of calcium carbonate, then the ocean is becoming more corrosive.

    78. Re:What precentage caused by man? by EndlessNameless · · Score: 2

      The conclusion remains the same when more appropriate statistical methods are used.

      Professor Hand said that the CRU scientists did not use "the best statistical tools for their studies" but that this had made not significant difference to their conclusions.

      The nice thing about science is that other people can duplicate the research if necessary. In this case, it was necessary to lay those methodological concerns to rest.

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    79. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't read the study, did you.

      There's quite a differential between "what percentage is caused by man" and "what percentage is said to be caused by man".

      Funny how this shit happened over and over long before we existed, and even has even spans between the events, give or take a few thousand years. Unless we can reset the climate conditions and environmental variables to what they were before research started taking place, remove all humans from the planet, and observe for the same number of decades and provide a detailed, "peer-reviewed" result of the differential, it doesn't look that convincing that shit that happened before, over and over, reset itself and is right about on-time for the next phase of occurrence. Keeping in mind, the whole time, that the data from the past is compressed and can't be seen with large +6, -10, +12, -7 per-year averages that are just thrown in there in decades of time as "anomalies" outweighs the data currently being gathered. We do shit and other animals do shit, but unless you can remove us and view the entire condition from day 0 again, the data is weighted, but inconclusive.

      But what do I know? The older I get, the less attention I pay to "OMGOMG" information that has absolutely no outcome other than selling materials to read up on it and alternative solutions (sales) for a problem that may or may not be solved (but guaranteed sales in the short-term at least, if not more). You can convince the entire U.S. (minus a smart and experienced percentage) that nuclear war has started by simply showing warnings on all forms of media (focusing heavily online) with absolutely no incidents occurring in the real scenario. What do humans do when there isn't something that's there to see from all angles as a 100% positive truth? They MAKE the truth happen by freaking out and spreading bias. It happens every day, every hour, every week, every month, every year, every.......... why in the fuck do I keep wasting my time trying to tell idiots to slow down? It just makes them go faster. At least I have cameras on my vehicle. All I can do is laugh at the idiots and profit if one wants to fuck with me. The planet doesn't have cameras and it doesn't have a conscience. It's much simpler and adapts. Shame we can't because we wouldn't have the nice things we have today if all we could do is live and adapt.

      There will be only ONE situation where I can laugh in "the end". If I have a livable environment in space, far enough but not too much from Earth, and watch a large meteor head toward and impact the planet, destroying 3/4 or more of the human population, and still receive some sort of communication that I can distinguish that some of the survivors cite the incident as "global warming".

    80. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The conclusion remains the same when more appropriate statistical methods are used.

      No, any proper application of statistics would have recognized the divergence in the tree record reconstruction, and not tried to cover it. Any high-quality scientist would have tried to investigate the divergence instead of publishing it.

      There was bad science done here one way or another, although it wasn't outright fraud as some people claim.

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    81. Re: What precentage caused by man? by Ferretman · · Score: 1

      That's what I did:

      http://buildblock.com/

      Ferret

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    82. Re:What precentage caused by man? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      Did their models accurately predict that there would be a leveling off of global temperatures throughout most of the '2000's?

      How did YOUR predictive model perform?

      Don't have one? In that case, what you are saying is you don't know what is going to happen - and the results could be worse than the models predict. Is that your argument?

    83. Re:What precentage caused by man? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      The last time we spoke you were quoting an article that claimed that climate model predictions did not correlate to actual temperature (and therefore the results of CO2 induced warming could be worse than the models predict). Now you say that Richard Lindzen has a model that's accurate.

      I googled "Lindzen climate model source code" and couldn't find the source code for his model: nor indeed, any peer reviewed article in which either the function of the model itself is described nor the predictions versus actuals.

      Sounds like a snake oil model to me at first glance. Do you have a cite for this claim?

    84. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The last time we spoke you were quoting an article that claimed that climate model predictions did not correlate to actual temperature (and therefore the results of CO2 induced warming could be worse than the models predict). Now you say that Richard Lindzen has a model that's accurate.

      What are you talking about, where did you get that? I didn't say anything about Richard Lindzen having a model, learn to read, no wonder science gives you so much trouble, your reading comprehension sucks. Holy fuck I swear you didn't understand a word I said.

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    85. Re:What precentage caused by man? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's why taxes on pollution and CO2 emissions are so effective.

      So you want to take my money at the threat of violence to accommodate your political needs?

      I see, you are evil...

    86. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      ...some tree ring series started showing declines in temperatures that weren't matched in observations by actual thermometers...

      Slow down there, cowboy!

      Tree ring data is used to estimate temperature changes occurring during the past before there were thermometers (or humans for much of Earth's past history for which tree-ring data is used, for that matter).

      Can't be comparisons between two data sets when one set does not exist!

      There is an overlap in thermometer readings and tree rings since about the mid-1800s that can be used to calibrate the tree ring estimations. It isn't ideal but it does provide information.

    87. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      You could make the same argument about the "climate scientists". Did their models accurately predict that there would be a leveling off of global temperatures throughout most of the '2000's? No. Did they admit that they were wrong? No, but they did have to revise their models in light of the fact that the observations did not match the predictions of their original models. Why should we take them seriously now in light of their failure?

      You shouldn't "believe" ANYONE ... alarmists or skeptics ... when it comes to explanations and predictions about something as complicated as the climate.

      Climate models make projections based on the expected progression of factors that affect climate. Most of those factors are not predictable in advance. Such factors as changes in solar insolation, the cycle of El Nino/La Nina, volcanic eruptions and some others. But most of them are fairly predictable over longer time periods. So climate models aren't necessarily supposed to be accurate for short term projections but should be more accurate on the longer term. A decade or 15 years is short term for climate models. 30 years or more is the longer term.

    88. Re:What precentage caused by man? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      So you want to pollute the air I breathe and destroy my children's inheritance, so you can save a few bucks.

      I see, you are evil...

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    89. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I think you probably meant to say "it is moving toward being minutely more corrosive. It is true that the ocean is not acidic but the term acidification just means that the pH value is dropping, not that the pH is below 7.

    90. Re:What precentage caused by man? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't think what you said and what I said are different. You can't tell people what they want to hear if you are trying to be accurate.

      Some people would like to hear the truth. You can reach those people. You can also reach a percentage of people who would like to hear lies, but it's a pretty small one. It's a variation of the saying about it being difficult to teach a man something if his paycheck depends on him not learning it.

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    91. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      [Y]ou don't realize weather is not climate.

      Don't be an ass mate. The unprecedented weather events we are witnessing with improbably regularity are likely the outcome to changes in climate.

      Using tree rings to reconstruct historical temperature was demonstrably a mistake at the time, because they don't match thermometers. Mann knew that at the time

      That does not go to the assertion that he was "really really bad at statistics." Which is not to say I accept that statement (from memory, and I'm not minded to go to the effort and check, the problem was with a particular sub-sample of tree-ring data).

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    92. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      "...and therefore is not the basis of any of our conclusions. Our primary conclusions are based on a comparison of the longer term paleotemperature changes from our reconstruction with the well-documented temperature changes that have occurred over the last century, as documented by the instrumental record."

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    93. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worth noting that traditional bulbs were never outlawed - instead, efficiency standards were raised, and domestic incandescents simply could not be improved to meet the required minimums (note that sodium-vapour streetlights easily surpass efficiency standards).

      And once the new regulations had created a vast new market for high-efficiency domestic lighting, the LED-lighting industry could scale up and bring costs down, to everyone's benefit. Although arguably, an "efficiency tax" that raised the up-front cost of low-efficiency lights to where the domestic LED industry could start to compete would have worked almost as well, and been more free-market friendly than a hard regulatory standard without requiring special exceptions for the very few cases where incandescents are still necessary.

    94. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I suggest you read the published papers of the scientists who study those sorts of things. They don't just use any old tree rings. The tree ring samples they use for temperature studies are carefully selected from places where temperature will be a major factor in their growth.

    95. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      The speculation is that in the tree rings that diverged (not all did) it had to do with pollution.

      Mann is not a tree ring specialist. He used tree ring data from scientists who are. He followed the recommendation from the scientists who produced the data he used to not use the divergent data.

      In any case there have been more than a dozen temperature reconstructions done since Mann's 1998 and 1999 hockey stick graphs and they all show the same thing as Mann. So even if you throw out all of Mann's work it doesn't change a thing.

    96. Re:What precentage caused by man? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Ahh, you again, the village idiot... I remember you...

      You're sucking up that BS like no tomorrow I see... go crawl back under a rock, fool...

    97. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, they weren't able to establish that their measurements were proxies for temperatures. Sad.

    98. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      In other words, they weren't able to establish that their measurements were proxies for temperatures.

      Don't be disingenuous. They were not able to make, as you quoted, any "statistically robust" reading based on the both the parcity of data and the fact that the C20th is too shorter a period to make any meaningful statement under their methodology. You know this because, once again, it lies adjacent to the cherry-picked verbiage you misquoted:

      Our global paleotemperature reconstruction includes a so-called “uptick” in temperatures during the 20th-century. However, in the paper we make the point that this particular feature is of shorter duration than the inherent smoothing in our statistical averaging procedure, and that it is based on only a few available paleo-reconstructions of the type we used.

      Sad

      What is sad, is someone is so wedded to untruth that they find it necessary to hide the substantive portion of a quote they muster.

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    99. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Don't be an ass mate........Which is not to say I accept that statement (from memory, and I'm not minded to go to the effort and check, the problem was with a particular sub-sample of tree-ring data)

      It's hard to not be an ass towards someone who is willfully ignorant. I'm willing to forgive a lot of things.

      The only saving grace you can grant Mann here is that he didn't hide what he did in his paper. His error bars should have taken into account the fact that tree rings don't match thermometers, but well, apparently he missed the topic of error bars in his statistics class or something. Oh well.

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    100. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The speculation is that in the tree rings that diverged (not all did) it had to do with pollution. Mann is not a tree ring specialist. He used tree ring data from scientists who are. He followed the recommendation from the scientists who produced the data he used to not use the divergent data.

      I think that's an explanation I read on real-climate somewhere once. There are actually a number of hypotheses, but it's not really clear.

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    101. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      It's hard to not be an ass towards someone who is willfully ignorant.

      Tell me about it!

      The only saving grace you can grant Mann here ...

      Are you still talking about that 20 year old paper or the present one? And if the 1998 paper, then why? Have I defended that paper in this thread? Beyond foregrounding the fact that the work which has superseded it has "more or less" confirmed the original findings? I merely noted that calling Dr Mann "really really bad at statistics" was "perhaps" to overstate matters. (No really, look back at what I've written).

      (Off topic, I did hint at the fact that I don't accept the view science can simply ignore data sources which are subject to difficulties of interpretation, which seems a form of the nirvana fallacy). But it being not strictly germane, and this being an old discussion, I'll decline any invitation to go down that line of argument here. Which nicely segues ...

      The only time, I trust, that I am ever willfully ignorant, is in my refusal to "hear" statements clearly irrelevant to the point under discussion ... a perverse outcome of my legal training, you will understand.

      The intention of my anecdote, OTOH, was to ask that you try to be sensitive to the fact that those of us already suffering the putative effects on weather of changes to our climate are likely to find an overzealous adherence to the heterodoxy on this topic to be ... hmm ... unusually my vocabulary fails me.

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    102. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      And if the 1998 paper, then why? Have I defended that paper in this thread? Beyond foregrounding the fact that the work which has superseded it has "more or less" confirmed the original findings? I merely noted that calling Dr Mann "really really bad at statistics" was "perhaps" to overstate matters.

      Why? Mainly because it most clearly demonstrates the issue.

      And maybe you are right about his statistical skill, but saying he is really really bad at statistics is actually being generous to him. If he knew what he was doing, then he was actively trying to deceive people, which is far worse.

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    103. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Why? Mainly because it most clearly demonstrates the issue.

      It's not clear to me, especially in light of the faux pas about CRU, just what issue that is. My intervention, as you will see if you refer to my original post, as well as pointing out that you had the wrong Man(n) (you had Jones) and taking issue with the hyperbolic attack on the statistical failings, such as they were, of the good Professor: was that the original hockey stick paper has long been superseded.

      In any case, it is my (limited) understanding of Mann, Bradley & Hughes 1998, is that it is generally accepted both that better statistical methodology could have been applied; and that the methodology actually used contained identifiable mistakes (however minor they may have been). I believe Dr Mann himself concedes as much. "Really really bad," however, probably tends towards hyperbole.

      If he knew what he was doing, then he was actively trying to deceive people, which is far worse.

      That's a reading the "hide the decline" [of correlation between tree-ring and other proxy data relating to the sub-set of Russian trees after mid C20th, was that it?] comment might naturally lead someone to form. But really isn't it just the that the blow-tourch of criticism on this particular subject matter renders good-enough methodology not nearly good enough? Scepticism, where it is informed, is a great boon to science.

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    104. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I agree that it's not that clear why the tree rings diverged. I'm not sure how much effort scientists are willing to put into finding out at this point. It's not that important in a sea of other information that shows the divergence is an anomaly in one tree series, not a wide spread phenomenon.

    105. Re:What precentage caused by man? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Then maybe he was malicious, because his "hide the decline" was totally unethical if he knew what he was doing.

      That's the way I assumed it, but I was trying to maintain a neutral voice and let the facts speak for themselves. Dr Mann is a bit thin skinned and has demonstrated a tendency to be litigious.

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    106. Re:What precentage caused by man? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      oh for fucks sake, how many times "A tree is NOT a thermometer!", Too many interdependant variables to extract fucking temperature.

      here's a few:
          Amount of animal piss/shit around tree - changes growth (non linear)
          Water too much - changes growth (non linear)
          Water too little - changes growth (non linear)
          Cloud cover - changes growth (non linear)
          Amount of light - changes growth (non linear)
          Cold - changes growth (non linear)
          Heat - changes growth (non linear)
          Amount of Co2 - changes growth (non linear)
          Oxygen levels - changes growth (non linear) .and even more.......

      So how exactly do you find the exact reading of all the rest, just to pull temperature?

      I don't disagree, but you have to assume that if Dr Mann thought the tree rings were a valid proxy for thermometers, then plotting both tree ring data and thermometer data would lend support to that; by splicing without notice Dr. Mann shows even he had doubts and may have obscured the change for political reasons rather than scientific.

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    107. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quoted the most salient snippet from the FAQ. That is, Marcott's reconstruction effectively ends at 1900 which means there is no way to calibrate it against the instrumental record. At the end of the day, the hockey-stick is still only a hypothesis with not much evidence to support it. Multi-proxy reconstructions cannot answer if it's unusual to have a 1C change in temperature over 100 years. The error bars are too large and given poor quality data, probably underestimated.

      PS. I've examined the reanalysis data and the initial indications are that Mann's conclusion from this current study is wrong. Since 1950, the northern jet stream has become more zonal and less meandering. Mann really should be publishing in the National Enqurier. Sensational headlines, little substance.

    108. Re:What precentage caused by man? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Sorry wrong word substitute Caustic for Corrosive. Still the ocean has numerous powerful buffer systems involving sodium bicarbonate, sodium carbonate, sodium sulphate, Calcium Carbonate, calcium sulphate, magnesium carbonate and magnesium sulphate; any pH changes from CO2 are going to be minuscule and buried in natural diurnal variations. Corals and mullusks have survived much higher and much lower CO2 levels over the millions of years they've been on this planet.

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    109. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how much effort scientists are willing to put into finding out at this point.

      Seriously? I hope you die in a fire then. Scientists are always trying to get better data. See Feynman's point about the Millikan electron charge error.

      If you look at reconstructions, you'll see there's still a huge uncertainty, and the good reconstructions will at least attempt to calculate the error bars. Shaun Marcott (author of a study you may recognize) says, "We cannot say whether this [modern temperature] change is unique across the entire Holocene because of the resolution (i.e., the sampling of temperature per unit time) of the entire dataset is about 120 years"

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    110. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      ok, let's leave the past in the past then. Let's talk about the current paper: what do you think of the way Mann calculated error bars and uncertainty?

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    111. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Just like everyone else scientists have to prioritize their limited resources. In this case there doesn't appear to be that much value to figure that out given that it's not an obvious problem across a wide range of proxies.

    112. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Improving historical data would have been a better use of resources than this sad current paper. But maybe Mann isn't capable of more difficult research. That's too bad for him.

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    113. Re:What precentage caused by man? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about, where did you get that?

      I guess I made an assumption that you weren't saying the alternative, which is that Lindzen was postulating theories without evidence - guess that a lesson that I should have learnt from the 'gravitational lensing' nonsense he peddled prior.

      I didn't say anything about Richard Lindzen having a model, learn to read, no wonder science gives you so much trouble, your reading comprehension sucks. Holy fuck I swear you didn't understand a word I said.

      You seem upset. Emotions get the better of all of us from time to time, but just be conscious of the fact that insulting me is unlikely to be a helpful step toward your goal of convincing me that your (or Lindzens) alternate hypothesis to explain the recent warming and the impacts of secondary feedbacks is correct and the consensus view is incorrect.

    114. Re:What precentage caused by man? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      ok, look at this graph again. It's temperature for some random city, it doesn't matter, probably in the month of March or something. Can you see what the blue lines represent? Can you see that the red line is the thickness of the entire global temperature anomaly?

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    115. Re:What precentage caused by man? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      So you want to take my money at the threat of violence to accommodate your political needs?

      If you want to complain about that, you're a bit late. It's been going on since we formed governments.

      It's also irrelevant, since that isn't what a carbon tax is. It's an attempt to internalize a market externality, and has nothing itself to do with politics (although setting it is a political process). The planet is warming up, and that's true regardless of your politics.

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    116. Re:What precentage caused by man? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The temperature readings of a given city for a month are insignificant. We're looking at global temperature changes over years or decades.

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    117. Re:What precentage caused by man? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Trees are actually pretty complicated things, and it shouldn't surprise us if some change in their environment would change their behavior. Thermometers are simple things, well understood, and we know the relevant environmental effects. When you've got thermometer readings, use them. If you want temperatures before then, you need to find and use proxies, and they can get complicated. Best to rely on people who study the proxies.

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    118. Re:What precentage caused by man? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I don't see what's sad about the current paper. The possibility that declining Arctic sea ice and the warming Arctic may be having an effect on the jet stream was first hypothesized by Jennifer Francis about 5 years ago and it appears that support for it has increased over time.

    119. Re:What precentage caused by man? by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Let's talk about the current paper: what do you think of the way Mann calculated error bars and uncertainty?

      LOL, you mean you are not going to let me get away with being "sceptical of any only recently published paper" while the actual experts in the field boot it around for a year or so; you want me to read beyond the abstract?! I really ought not allow you to draw me here ...

      To be frank I lack the expertise to form any reasonable opinion (which is why I defer to the orthodox position). My own science degree (and it was a mere BSc) was in Pharmacology & Psych, where papers were altogether an easier beast methodologically to pull apart. Moreover, there's a lot of water under the bridge and my NY resolution finally to learn 'R' and revivify my stats is yet to come to fruition ...

      Sooooo you'll forgive me if I'm very slow on the uptake here ... but unless you are pointing to the fact that there are no error bars on the graphs per se, the uncertainly expressed (in Table 1) is +/- 1 SD. That would be a fairly common measure of uncertainty. You find that inadequate to the task?

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    120. Re:What precentage caused by man? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      The planet is warming up, and that's true regardless of your politics.

      I dispute that it is AGW... maybe it is, but there is no convincing case so far that it is...

      That is where the politics comes into play, your belief that it is...

    121. Re:What precentage caused by man? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In other words, you're disputing the science without providing reasons. The science looks pretty solid to me.

      Also, no matter what's warming us up, it would be nice if it stopped and even reversed some. If we can slow it down by producing less CO2, that's a win.

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    122. Re:What precentage caused by man? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      The science looks really flaky to me, so there we are...

      The Earth is round, we agree, AGW we do not, it is far from settled...

      As for "Earth is warming is bad" that is just your ego talking, you have no idea if that is good or bad, and neither does anyone else.

    123. Re:What precentage caused by man? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If the science looks really flaky to you, then presumably you have some good explanation as to why smart people who study the subject hard are in agreement, and why this conclusion is supported by many other scientists of varying fields. Perhaps you also have explanations as to why Exxon suppressed its climate change conclusions, rather than discarding them, and why the military and insurance companies are interested. Personally, I think your perception is flaky, but I can't know that for sure without some pretty extensive explanations.

      AGW is settled science. Like any other settled science, it can become unsettled again, but approximately nobody's researching whether it's actually happening anymore.

      If you read the IPCC report, you will find numerous accounts of bad things that are likely to happen, with degrees of certainty attached. These scientists may in fact be wrong, but they do have ideas. I'm going with the actual scientists rather than a pseudonymous person on the net.

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    124. Re:What precentage caused by man? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      If the science looks really flaky to you, then presumably you have some good explanation as to why smart people who study the subject hard are in agreement

      They are not in agreement, that you believe that are indicates that you're buying the powers that be story line...

      AGW is settled science.

      No, it isn't... you saying it is, the media saying it is, doesn't make it so...

    125. Re:What precentage caused by man? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The scientists seem to agree on this. Everywhere scientific I check out, there's general agreement. Where does one find evidence of disagreement?

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    126. Re:What precentage caused by man? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      The scientists seem to agree on this.

      No, they really don't... or are you going to trot out that completely debunked and nonsense 97% number again?

      Really, just stop, you have no idea what you're talking about...

  7. Mmmmm Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a bullshit article. Climate change is total bullshit.

  8. pretty much old news by chromaexcursion · · Score: 1

    How did this story make /. news?

    1. Re:pretty much old news by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I saw the headline and instantly blurted out, "GEEEEEEEE, YA THINK?!" and then my wife came in and asked if everything is OK.

    2. Re:pretty much old news by Orgasmatron · · Score: 2

      Clickbait.

      This is the /. version of "One simple trick to herp your derp" that people who don't run adblock see around the internet.

      And it worked. We clicked. Even though we all knew all of the comments in advance, including your version of the classic "how is this news for nerds?", we all clicked on the link.

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  9. Re:But it's worth it by Klaxton · · Score: 1

    Maybe you can explain to us how that's going to happen.

  10. Nobody cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump 2020!

  11. Careful there sport by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Slashdot fails at unicode, you think it's going to pass your irony tags?

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  12. These stupid fuckers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...won't believe the climate is changing or that that's bad until the Phoenix, Arizona 'Fourth of July' parade is cancelled due to a BLIZZARD, or Christmas festivities in Fargo, North Dakota have to be cancelled because of a deadly heatwave... Or maybe just until massive tornados wipe out large swaths of major American cities where they don't normally HAVE tornados!

    1. Re:These stupid fuckers... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If God needs to wipe out a city using a plague or disaster you didn't expect to happen, how does that teach a bible-thumper not to drive an SUV? Isn't he just going to drive around to pray with all his friends and relations?

  13. Time to rethink carbon emissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are currently in a period of temporary warming due to the high amount of mid-20th century solar activity. Our conditions in the current period are identical to the temporary warming known as the Medieval Warming Now just as then, global temperatures are controlled by the sun and solar activity.

    We are now entering a era of minimal solar activity, identical to the Maunder Minimum which brought about the horrible period of death, disease, and famine known as the Little Ice Age. If history and science has anything to say in the matter, we should be consuming more carbon fuels, and engaging in an expansion of carbon emissions in order to stave off another ice age, another epoch frozen crops, famine, disease, and plague.

    1. Re:Time to rethink carbon emissions by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      We are currently in a period of temporary warming due to the high amount of mid-20th century solar activity. Our conditions in the current period are identical to the temporary warming known as the Medieval Warming Now just as then, global temperatures are controlled by the sun and solar activity.

      Our current conditions are not identical to the MWP. The current rate of warming is much faster than during the MWP and it's likely that globally temperatures are warmer now than they were back then.

      We are now entering a era of minimal solar activity, identical to the Maunder Minimum which brought about the horrible period of death, disease, and famine known as the Little Ice Age. If history and science has anything to say in the matter, we should be consuming more carbon fuels, and engaging in an expansion of carbon emissions in order to stave off another ice age, another epoch frozen crops, famine, disease, and plague.

      There has been some recent research that indicates the main cause of the Little Ice Age was a series of large volcanic eruptions in the 1200s. The Maunder Minimum may have exacerbated the LIA some but probably wasn't a primary cause.

    2. Re:Time to rethink carbon emissions by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      We are currently in a period of temporary warming due to the high amount of mid-20th century solar activity
      That is wrong. We have no increase of solar activity. In fact it decreasing since over a decade.

      Our conditions in the current period are identical to the temporary warming known as the Medieval Warming
      This is wrong, too.
      For starters: we have no clue at all what caused the Medieval Warming.
      On top of that: we had three such periods, which do you refer to?

      We are now entering a era of minimal solar activity, identical to the Maunder Minimum
      Possible, But we have no real evidence for that. And somehow you are contradicting yourself, did you not say we have a high solar activity?

      brought about the horrible period of death, disease, and famine known as the Little Ice Age.
      Historically correct, but irrelevant for today, as with our CO2 levels we hardly would notice a new "Maunder Minimum"

      The rest of your post is just nonsense. With current CO2 levels there won't be any "ice ages" anymore.

      stave off another ice age, another epoch frozen crops, famine, disease, and plague.
      We live now in a gloabl world, were food can be brought from everywhere to everywhere.
      Against diseases we have medicine and hospitals.
      Against plagues we have sanitation and hygine and other means, including medicine and vaccination.

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    3. Re:Time to rethink carbon emissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We are currently in a period of temporary warming due to the high amount of mid-20th century solar activity
      That is wrong. We have no increase of solar activity. In fact it decreasing since over a decade."

      stop confusing minimum spot count and sun activity (they are not the same thing!). ...more nonsense.....

      "We live now in a gloabl world, were food can be brought from everywhere to everywhere.
      Against diseases we have medicine and hospitals.
      Against plagues we have sanitation and hygine and other means, including medicine and vaccination."

      If that is the case, what is the problem with global warming? trying to have some cake and eat it again!!.

    4. Re:Time to rethink carbon emissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And against drool-mouth Trotsy progressives we have iron bootheels. Get the smash ?

    5. Re:Time to rethink carbon emissions by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      "The current rate of warming is much faster than during the MWP"

      Except in Europe ... and in China and Japan and Russia. But of course the civilized areas of the world with the best historical records are the outliers and all those other areas pull the handle of the hockey stick flat. It's kinda funny how Trump accused China of being behind a climate change conspiracy, when their science is mostly anti hockey stick.

  14. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "demonstrated conclusively that global warming was an unnatural event with the famous "hockey stick" graph" Nope. That infamous and embarrassing hockey stick came from computer models which have all been demonstrated in the intervening years to be horribly wrong.

  15. Ha! Nonsense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Trumpverse knows this to be a lie shoveled by the fake news.

    1. Re: Ha! Nonsense! by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      And unemployment is like 60%

  16. Re:More fabricated garbage by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1, Informative

    here's the thing. If Global Warming/Climate Science suddenly was disproven...that same research money would plow into figuring out what/how/where the science went wrong.

    It's all science like!

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  17. Get In My Belly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Climate change in my intestines is definitely affecting air currents in my bedroom. PEE-YOU

  18. Northumbria's Dr. Valentina Zharkova's warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Make the most of this summer because it could be your last decent one: winter is coming as the planet enters the most devastating cooling period since the 65-year Maunder Minimum of the 17th and early 18th centuries.

    This is the dire forecast of Professor Valentina Zharkova, a solar physicist at Northumbria University, who has based her prediction on sun spot activity – known to be a significant driver of global climate – which is currently very low and likely to get even lower during the next three solar cycles.

    She has spoken about her research and her battle to get it taken seriously by the climate establishment in an interview with the Global Warming Policy Forum. You can see it in this short film.

  19. Climate Change is so versatile! by tgibson · · Score: 0, Troll

    What can't it do? If I buy now will you throw in it's effect on the radius of gopher holes, all for the low, low price of a carbon tax?

    1. Re:Climate Change is so versatile! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What can't it do?

      Now you get the idea. Laugh while you can monkey boy.

    2. Re:Climate Change is so versatile! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What can't it do? If I buy now will you throw in it's effect on the radius of gopher holes, all for the low, low price of a carbon tax?

      High global CO2 no doubt caused your inexplicable use of an apostrophe in the wrong place. It's affecting your grammar.

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  20. About 1/3 is directly attributed to mankind by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As the climate is always changing, and Mr. Hockey Stick says it's man doing it. how much is man doing it and how did he prove that?
    If climate change is accelerating because of what man is doing, how much acceleration can they account for? In what way did they come up with their numbers?
    Rather than telling me all about the end of days, tell me about real science and hard numbers please.

    This is an interesting question that a lot of the evangelists don't know. In interviews and debates, it's a good question to ask.

    The answer is: about 1/3 of the noted increase in temperature is directly due to humans, about 1/3 is the result of natural variation, and 1/3 is unaccounted for.

    Of course this is a statistical measure, sort of like trying to determine whether throwing 4 heads in a row was a fluke or an indication of a trend, but it's the best answer we have with our current understanding and datasets.

    It's interesting to point out the differences between science and, for example, religion.

    How does religion typically deal with sceptics and dissenters? Usually with scorn, derision, excommunication, and occasionally death. In the bible it says "shall not suffer a witch to live", and so on.

    Science is the complete opposite of religion. Scientists would never ostracise, belittle, or spew hatred on sceptics, would never blackball, blackmail, or threaten other scientists, would never cause them to lose income or hold an undergraduates' opinions hostage as a condition for getting a degree.

    So when you read that 97% of scientists believe in global warming, you can tell that they come to that opinion honestly, and without coercion from other scientists.

    Science is completely unlike religion.

    1. Re:About 1/3 is directly attributed to mankind by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      The answer is: about 1/3 of the noted increase in temperature is directly due to humans, about 1/3 is the result of natural variation, and 1/3 is unaccounted for.

      Where did you get those numbers? It sounds like something you just pulled out of a stinky place.

      Since the 1950s all known natural causes of temperature change have been slightly declining. That means it is likely that 100% or more of the temperature increase is due to human causes since the 1950s.

    2. Re:About 1/3 is directly attributed to mankind by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The answer is: about 1/3 of the noted increase in temperature is directly due to humans, about 1/3 is the result of natural variation, and 1/3 is unaccounted for.

      Let's just say you're right. I mean, you aren't, but let's say that you are for the sake of this conversation. Even if that were true, if that 1/3 that is due to human activity is enough to take the biosphere past a tipping point, then the only relevant part is the part that we can do something about, and we must reduce emissions. Thanks for making our point for us.

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    3. Re:About 1/3 is directly attributed to mankind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that or unknown natural causes. Couldn't be that though, right?

    4. Re:About 1/3 is directly attributed to mankind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Japanese mints, you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:About 1/3 is directly attributed to mankind by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      There may be unknown causes but to just assume that without evidence is magical thinking. If there was a significant unknown cause you would expect there to be holes in the current theory but I've seen no evidence of such holes.

  21. More options by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your house is on fire. Do you:

    A. Call the fire department?
    B. Accuse the neighbor of telling you your house is on fire that "Fire is just somebody's religion!"
    C. Convene a study to determine if the house really is on fire, and if so, if it was due to spontaneous combustion or if there's a arsonist about?
    D. "Blame Liberals!"
    E. Post to Facebook or instagram?

    F. Call the police to report a drunk/delusional hippie running around the neighbourhood who thinks the houses are on fire?

    1. Re:More options by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Question is, though, what if the police comes and finds out that the houses actually ARE on fire. Will you at least then agree to call the fire department? Or are you too upset that you were wrong that you'd rather see your house burn down than admit you were wrong?

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    2. Re:More options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A slight variation on option B, I see.

    3. Re:More options by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      Do you call the fire department if your house is 1C warmer than usual?

    4. Re:More options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fake police have been known to do this kind of thing in cahoots with the fake fire department. They claim that "fire" happens because it keeps them in a job. Happens all the god damned time and I won't fall for it.

      Honestly, just because some guy shows up in a police car and shows you a badge doesn't make him or her a "police officer" and just because they claim to see a "fire" doesn't mean that's what it is. There is a famous journalist website called fireleaks that exposed emails that fake firemen and fake police sent to each other talking about how much money they needed to put out "fires". Next thing you know they're driving around in huge shiny red trucks like they fucking own the place. No wonder the fake police and fake fire department are all about declaring MY house to be on "fire", they want all my stuff to pay for their luxurious lifestyles.

  22. MOD PARENT UP by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    on-point

  23. Patrick Moore? Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/news/greenpeace-statement-on-patric/

    1. Re:Patrick Moore? Seriously? by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      I think its interesting that Greenpeace is dismissing one of its founders. He advocates for nuclear power. So what? So does James Lovelock and other well known environmentalists.

    2. Re:Patrick Moore? Seriously? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Not interesting or surprising at all. Moore stepped off the hysterical enviro platform. For GP, message trumps rationality.

  24. Re:Hockey stick guy is totally debunked by quantaman · · Score: 1

    Who would listen to that nutcase? Read Mark Steyn's book to see that bit of scientific nonsense totally eviscerated

    Because political commentators are the best source of reliable scientific information.

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  25. Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 0

    I remember hearing that warming in the polar regions will eventually cause a salinity shift that will trigger changes to how the ocean and air currents transmit heat, which will trigger an ice age. That normally takes a bit of time (historically at least a century, IIRC), so I expect us to enter an ice age if we fail to come up with some large scale geoengineering within the next century or so. In the meantime, things are going to be a bit rocky.

    However, I could be wrong and I'm happy to have experts weigh in. We could call them scientists and they could study data, and then we could use their conclusions to make policy decisions.

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    1. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by riverat1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The time scale to get an ice age really rolling would be on the order of thousands of years. But don't worry, CO2 levels would have to drop well below 300 ppm before a new ice age could commence. However if the Gulf Stream shuts down it could cause northern Europe to cool down quite a bit.

    2. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure. Not saying one way or the other, but higher CO2 does not necessarily mean higher temperatures, eg: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/07/160707101029.htm. But yeah, the most recent ice ages _ended_ when atmospheric CO2 elevated to 300 ppm from way lower. Today we're at 400.

    3. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by budgenator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This is just more bullshit, a pathetic attempt of Mann to make believe he is still relevant. The exact same jet stream patterns happened during the 1997–98 El Niño.

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    4. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      CO2 levels would have to drop well below 300 ppm before a new ice age could commence

      That's BS. We have no idea what causes ice ages, all we have are hypotheses.

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    5. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Gulf Stream is an oceanic current. The Jet Streams are air currents. That's a big difference between the two, although they are both influenced by temperature gradients, the Gulf Stream is generally used as part of the explanation for Europe's mild climate. The Gulf Stream shutting down was the premise of "The Day After Tomorrow".

    6. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No they didn't. Jet streams have undergone unprecedented changes that have never before been recorded. How is this crap modded informative?

    7. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all we have are hypotheses.

      And all of the hypotheses with evidence point to ice ages being significantly below 300 ppm.

    8. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Not sure. Not saying one way or the other, but higher CO2 does not necessarily mean higher temperatures, eg: https://www.sciencedaily.com/r.... But yeah, the most recent ice ages _ended_ when atmospheric CO2 elevated to 300 ppm from way lower. Today we're at 400.

      The article you cite says the glaciation at the end of the Ordovician was likely because of rock weathering drawing down the levels of CO2 from the high levels they started out as.

    9. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence that any glaciation (ice age) in the last several million years occurred when CO2 levels were above 300 ppm?

      The current hypotheses on the cycle of glaciation and interglacial periods is that they are kicked off by Milankovitch cycle changes and then pushed along one way or the other by feedback changes in greenhouse gas concentrations. Do you have anything that fits the evidence better?

    10. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      CO2 is a trailing indicator, in other words CO2 starts rising after temperature rises. In fact, (excluding the last hundred years), every time CO2 levels were above 300ppm in the last 400,000 years we were in an ice age.

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    11. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      So...this is an ice age?
      Go back to Breitbart
      Reality seems to have a liberal bias

    12. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      CO2 is a trailing indicator, in other words CO2 starts rising after temperature rises. In fact, (excluding the last hundred years), every time CO2 levels were above 300ppm in the last 400,000 years we were in an ice age.

      There is no time in the past 400,000 years that CO2 was above 300 ppm until around 1960.

      Also CO2 is not an either/or situation. Just because it's a feedback of warming temperatures doesn't mean it can't also be a forcing when it increases for reasons other than warming temperatures.

    13. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by phantomfive · · Score: 0

      Learn to read mate, my comment included the last hundred years but you missed it. Your reading comprehension sucks, and so do you.

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    14. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Indeed, no one is denying that CO2 warms the earth (ok, probably someone does), the question is how much. It seems unlikely to be the trigger for the ice ages because it's a trailing indicator.

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    15. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that CO2 is a trigger for the current interglacial. The trigger appears to be Milankovitch cycles. But once the planet started warming up feedback from increased water vapor and CO2 make it warmer than it would get from Milankovitch cycles alone.

    16. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      But once the planet started warming up feedback from increased water vapor and CO2 make it warmer than it would get from Milankovitch cycles alone.

      That is true.

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    17. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Cool a video by a Scientist who when having something pointed out to him using modern and novel visualization technique, assumes it's unprecedented because He has never seen it before; and otherwise completely supports my point.

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    18. Re: Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Much as eggs are trailing indicators of chickens.

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    19. Re: Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If warming caused CO2 and CO2 caused warming the way eggs cause chickens and chickens cause eggs, then the world would be unbearably warm right now.

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    20. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Let me repeat, since clearly you missed it
      Is this an ice age, given that CO2 is at 1 million year highs and you said CO2 LAGS heating?
      Thank you for playing "Stupid".
      Would you like to try again?

    21. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Heh, your reading comprehension is bad, but I'll give you a hint:

      The earlier comment you replied to included the words "excluding...." You obviously didn't read that sentence to see what was excluded.

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    22. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Yes, I read it
      Immediately noted his "argument" about lagging can NOT apply to this case given there is no ice age, and rebutted
      All the evasion did was demonstrate that he knows the argument is fallacious but chooses to use it anyway.

    23. Re:Extreme Weather Events... Like an Ice Age... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what you are trying to say.

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  26. A Warning from Outer Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make the most of this coming summer because it could be your last decent one: winter is coming as the planet enters the most devastating cooling period since the 65-year Maunder Minimum of the 17th and early 18th centuries.

    This is the dire forecast of Professor Valentina Zharkova, a solar physicist at Northumbria University, who has based her prediction on sun spot activity – known to be a significant driver of global climate – which is currently very low and likely to get even lower during the next three solar cycles.

    She has spoken about her research and her battle to get it taken seriously by the climate establishment in an interview with the Global Warming Policy Forum. You can see it in this short film

  27. How often do you reinvent the wheel? by Capsaicin · · Score: 5, Informative

    why isn't there more recent material published showing the proven change?

    For the same reason physics journals are not filled with recent papers investigating whether falling objects move towards or away from Earth. The human contribution (established not only by the C12/C13 ratios but also by estimates of rates of fossil fuel consumption) is no longer a matter of serious dispute. The argument has moved on to issues of climate sensitivity; just what the actual effect will be on tropical storm formation &c. If you want to see the original work establishing the human fingerprint you would need to look at papers from last century, when this was still a live issue. You are better off going to the most recent IPCC summation of the science (which will link you through to original papers), which in this case would be Chapter 8 and Chapter 10 of the 2015 WG1 report of AR5.

    In the meantime that link provided gives a very nice concise summary of one of the lines of evidence by which the human fingerprint was established.

    I would think that ...

    ... you would have thanked OP for that informative link. Or were you not the AC who wanted to know how we know about the anthropogenic contribution to observed warming?

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    1. Re: How often do you reinvent the wheel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... to kill all the men.

      Well humans do have the technology to reproduce without men now.

  28. "Climate Change Is Altering Global Air Currents" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's not. Fuck off.

  29. Re:But it's worth it by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    maybe he's also going to bring back steam powered vehicles....

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  30. Re: More fabricated garbage by PoopJuggler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uhh, yeah lots of climatologists driving around in Ferraris... Those guys are way too smart to use their brains in the financial or military sectors. The real money is in siphoning pennies from government grants. Good thing Trump sees through the lies.

  31. Re: Climate change by PoopJuggler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And the soil around Fukushima was always radioactive, but somehow we managed to make it worse...

  32. Re:Hockey stick guy is totally debunked by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    I guess Michael Mann is just lucky then because all of the similar studies done since his original hockey stick graph by different researchers on different proxy data have shown the same thing as his original graph.

  33. Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody on slashdot believes in global warming. Pointless to post about it here. Motivated reasoning wins out every time.

    1. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody on slashdot believes in global warming. Pointless to post about it here. Motivated reasoning wins out every time.

      Especially when it's motivated by annoying, loudmouthed Leftists who take a subject like climate change and trash any credibility it had in their single-minded drive to use it as a political club to gain more power, control, and wealth.

      You Leftist idiots had better hope that the skeptics are right, because if CAGW is real, you Leftist fucktards have doomed us all by politicizing it and turning it into a really badly-done FUD campaign, destroying the credibility of climate science and science in general among the public at large.

    2. Re:Pointless by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So... in case it's real, the ones to blame are the ones that tried to warn you that it's real?

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    3. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... in case it's real, the ones to blame are the ones that tried to warn you that it's real?

      No, you idiot. Is English a second language for you or are you normally this stupid?

      The ones who've done the most to discredit climate change are not skeptics nor 'deniers', it's the Leftists who took climate science and whored it out with lies and propaganda for their personal political and ideological reasons and use it as a political weapon in order to gain power, control, and wealth over/from regular people through environment-related regulation and taxation.

      They've done such a poor job of it that the majority of people now just roll their eyes and tune out when global warming/climate change comes up.

      I actually believe in climate change, that's why I'm angry. The Leftist fools have done the same thing for climate change they did for Hillary's election chances. You got Trump. Now you're working from the same playbook on making certain that climate change is totally dismissed by most regular people.

      Will you Leftist imbeciles please put the FUD-footgun away before you kill all of us?

  34. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two can play your game: I've got a perfect correlation graph between the number of windmill generators, and the slowing of the global air currents, contributing to additional warming.
    Your current push for Wind power is creating additional drag on the atmosphere, equivalent to new mountain ranges popping up everywhere.
    It doesn't take a PhD (which incidentally I have, and in "real" science) to understand that correlation is not causation. Professor Mann, you can stick your "hockey stick" graph up your ass and smoke it.

  35. Re:Climate change by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes. It is. And a few million years ago it was WAY warmer than it is today.

    A few million years ago, though, humans didn't want to survive on this marble.

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  36. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    It would just mean more money to fuel Al Gore's private jet and lavish lifestyle which currently includes a 20 bedroom, 12 bath mansion with 10 car garage in Tennessee. Additionally he also owns an oceanside villa in Malibu, and a personal ski lodge in Vail. If that weren't enough, he also has a luxury condo in South Beach! Fight global warming!

  37. There's an interesting statistic by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Informative

    I can't really explain it, but it's at least interesting to ponder. Take a look at Climate change opinion by country.

    Awareness that there is something like this is pretty much as one would expect: People in countries with a free or mostly free press and open and affordable access to the internet are way more informed about it than people in countries where information is scarce, hard to come by or government controlled. Also, the more spare time people have to waste, the more informed they claim to be.

    The map on whether it's caused by humans is interesting. Why is practically all of South America convinced that humans are the source of global warming? There is also an interesting difference between Western/Middle Europe and Eastern Europe/Russia, with the former being more convinced of human caused global warming than the latter. It's not quite the divide the Iron Curtain formed, rather it seems to be more a matter between former USSR countries being less convinced than the Rest of Europe, with some noteworthy exceptions in the BeNeLux states and England. And Japan being a real puzzle, being absolutely convinced of human-caused global warming and it being a threat.

    Really interesting is now, though, when you compare that map (human caused yes/no) with the last map that deals with the question whether people think that global warming is a threat. It looks like whether people consider climate change a threat is more dependent on the country having a free press than whether they think it's human made. It's also interesting that in Western Europe more people think it's a threat than people think it's caused by humans.

    All in all, pretty interesting.

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    1. Re:There's an interesting statistic by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      The map on whether it's caused by humans is interesting. Why is practically all of South America convinced that humans are the source of global warming?

      Because they're not being asked to cut back their energy consumption. It's easier to convince people of a problem if you don't also tell them that they have to change their lifestyle.

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    2. Re:There's an interesting statistic by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh. Ok, that makes sense.

      Now explain Japan and West Europe.

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    3. Re:There's an interesting statistic by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can explain these results quite simply. People in countries that have benefited greatly from causing climate change through the emission of CO2 are less willing to accept that their actions are the cause. People in countries where pollution is bad and the effects of climate change are more apparent are more likely to accept it.

      Japan is an outlier because people there tend to accept expert opinion and broad scientific consensus, rather than assume they know better or that it's some giant conspiracy theory. If you look at the rest of the countries where people are skeptical, it's obviously Dunning-Kruger at work. Most of the people who think they are "experts" on climate change really just googled a load of conspiracy theory web sites and enjoyed the confirmation that their 20 MPG SUV isn't the problem.

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    4. Re:There's an interesting statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention, it's easier to pitch saving energy and switching the entire country to more efficient resource usage in a country that thinks efficiency and self-sacrifice for the good of society are virtues. Plus, it helps that they're not that big on ubiquitous HVAC and indoor clothes dryers.

  38. Really, alarmists? by sethstorm · · Score: 0

    One of the scientists who demonstrated conclusively that global warming was an unnatural event with the famous "hockey stick" graph

    Trying to teach the controversy of a falsified graph?

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  39. This is why the name has changed... by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

    We don't refer to it as "global warming" any more, but as "climate change".

    1. Re:This is why the name has changed... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And you also ain't a rape victim anymore, you're an involuntary sperm recipient.

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    2. Re:This is why the name has changed... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Nope, "undocumented sperm recipient."

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    3. Re:This is why the name has changed... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      What it are you referring to, the average global temperature warming, or the climate changing as a result of the warming?

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    4. Re:This is why the name has changed... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      We don't refer to it as "global warming" any more, but as "climate change".

      Insurance? Just in case the global warming trend halts or reverses a bit for a while, "they" are "still correct". :)

  40. Re:More fabricated garbage by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, why work for oil corporations and say everything's great when you can get a fraction of the money predicting doom.

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  41. Good morning! Here is your daily fake climate news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a reputable source like Michael Mann, no less. Global warming is a hoax.

  42. Re:But it's worth it by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    Oh it can be done - and if Trump was actually smart he would do it in a way that the democrats, liberals and environments would all be cheering him on right until it's too late.

    1) Ban fracking.
    2) Ban oil imports and domestic oil drilling
    3) Build coal-to-oil-to-fuel conversion plants.
    4) Lots of coal miners employed
    5) ...
    6) Profit... no wait the other thing, what's it called again ? Oh right, LOSSES. Massive losses.

    You need to ban fracking because that's where the competition for coal in power generation is from. That still won't be enough though - you need to create a new market, the only really viable one is to coal based petrol and diesel. This can be done in a pinch - South Africa did it right throughout the 1980s to keep their cars running during the oil sanctions, but it's expensive and not very efficient (which is good for the coal miners - inefficient conversion means you need more coal), that would put all the coal miners back to work (oil riggers would be PISSED though).

    And yeah, it would be the most expensive and expansive government intervention in the economy in history - and make all sorts of polution problems (not just global warming) a lot worse, which would add even more cost.

    A brutal dictator could do it - a president in a democracy who has, thus far, proven completely inept at actually getting things done in politics, has no skill at whipping votes, and couldn't even get republicans to repeal Obamacare ? Nah... never gonna happen.

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  43. Re:"Climate Change Is Altering Global Air Currents by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Fingers in the ears, singing "la la la, I can't hear you" didn't work when you were little and had to go to bed, why do you think it works with grownup problems?

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  44. Re: More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There have been no published studies of windmills, yet. Just notations on migratory animal deaths. There were old studies on tree plantings, saying that the trees blocked the winds from picking up the topsoil, creating more lloess locally. But not much else. Incidental reports include loss of hunting land, less game available, be loss of sleeping areas. And subaudabe thinking feelings for miles downwind.

  45. models are not evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these models are not evidence and the hockey stick graph was debunked a long time ago.

  46. Not the best advocate by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    "One of the scientists who demonstrated conclusively that global warming was an unnatural event with the famous "hockey stick" graph..."

    If by "demonstrated conclusively" you mean:
    - used sketchy, statistically dubious 'smoothing', omitted the Medieval warm period, and cherry picked data to 'prove' an already-supposed conclusion, and
    - then when called to produce his data, "lost it" ....then yeah, he's the guy.

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  47. Physical Basis by Layzej · · Score: 2

    correlation is not causation

    It's a little more complicated than that. The underlying mechanism involves the relationship between changing zonal mean temperatures and the strength and position of maxima in the mid-latitude westerly jet. The main condition for resonance is the formation of a zonally-directed waveguide for a particular zonal wavenumber k, which depends only on the wavenumber and the shape of the zonal-mean zonal wind (U) profile. Such a waveguide is present when a mid-latitude region of positive squared meridional wavenumber l2 is bounded by latitudes both north and south where l2 vanishes, inhibiting the dispersion of wave energy and trapping excited planetary waves in the upper troposphere (300–500mb). This can occur for zonal wavenumbers k=6–81,2, with the waveguide found at the equatorward flank of the subtropical jet at latitudes around 30–45N.

    Such conditions are typically associated with a profile for U characterized by two maxima in the Northern Hemisphere, i.e. a double jet latitudinal structure. In contrast to a single jet, a double jet regime associated with a profile for U is characterized by a confined sub-tropical jet with sharp edges wherein wind speeds change rapidly with latitude3. Such sharp sub-tropical jets are highly effective waveguides30,31, a central requirement for QRA (quasi-resonant amplification).

    The team here has isolated a specific fingerprint in the zonal mean surface temperature profile that is associated with QRA-favorable conditions. State-of-the-art (“CMIP5”) historical climate model simulations subject to anthropogenic forcing display an increase in the projection of this fingerprint that is mirrored in multiple observational surface temperature datasets.

    1. Re:Physical Basis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... State-of-the-art (“CMIP5”) historical climate model...

      You do know that these models have failed every single predictive validation, right?
      Climate "scientists" have to go back every two years, and tweak the parameters to make it fit the last two years' worth of data.

      I can conclude that the models have no predictive power: it is full of shit. Don't you agree?
      Might be good as a teaching tool for students, but worse than worthless for policy decisions!

    2. Re:Physical Basis by Layzej · · Score: 1

      Climate models are projections. They show an expected outcome given certain inputs. They don't actually predict how much C02 or methane we'll emit. They don't predict volcanic eruptions. They don't predict aerosol emissions. Each of these has an impact on the climate.

      The model can say "if we have a volcanic eruption of this magnitude at this lattitude then we should expect this result", but cannot determine whether, how many, or where we will get eruptions. Plugging real world events into models after the fact can bring them closely in line with reality, That's not a fault of the climate models.

      Even still, they do a remarkable job of projecting global warming.

  48. Re:More fabricated garbage by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    If your work for an oil company produces too many dry wells, you're fired and/or the company fails. Competence is valued.

    If your work in climate prediction is accurate or wildly wrong, nobody knows in your lifetime, but if panicked pronouncements bring in lots of funding you get a promotion. Competence is irrelevant.

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  49. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if man made global warming was suddenly disproven or even shown to be just minor part of some other overall effect then carbon trade market would collapse. This would be very bad news for some. (including the BBC who invested heavily via their pension scheme)

  50. Same question as always by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    Two types of climate change: man-made climate change and natural climate change. What % of the change in air currents is caused by each?

  51. Re:More fabricated garbage by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Competence is also irrelevant if you have a prestigious name and say what someone with deep pockets wants to hear.

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  52. How many models don't predict this? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    This is just ONE researcher, folks.

  53. Re:More fabricated garbage by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If your work in climate prediction is accurate or wildly wrong, nobody knows in your lifetime

    I see you've never looked into climate science, research or peer reviews before.

  54. near 100 ice-ages in the last 5-million years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something "special" must be happening to cause this one ... the ice-age we currently survive. Just seems to hang on, ice + icer, no matter how much we try. What's the latest ---- cut Co2 emissions? There goes my tequila and pineapple fizz ! Where is my Antarctic cabana and a frisky Argentine babe? Steak monsieur - rare - very very rare.

  55. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Additionally he also owns an oceanside villa in Malibu...

    Why would he get an oceanside anything if the seas, according to him, will rise and consume it? Does that give you AGW alarmist folks any pause?

  56. Re:Hockey stick guy is totally debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well when the political commentator cites actual climate scientists (not the 99 out of 100 selected by climate alarmists) to back up their claims, there's a kernel of reliability present.

  57. Trade winds can effect tides faster than meltwater by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    I'd read somewhere that the Eastern Seabord was a few meters lower than other areas and North America due to prevalent trade winds.

    If the trade winds suddenly stop or reverse course, that's going to, in the short term, have a more meaningful effect than just an increase of melt water.

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  58. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you've never heard of Michael Mann before.

  59. Re:Here's a letter to the editor from Patrick Moor by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    Offtopic uh? I thought this article was about climate change.

  60. If you could actually predict climate by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

    with any sort of granularity you could indeed be a billionaire.

    That scientists are not driving Ferraris is telling.

    1. Re:If you could actually predict climate by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Opinion presented as fact.

    2. Re:If you could actually predict climate by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Why would you make that much money if you could predict climate? The real money would be in predicting weather, which is a separate and much harder problem.

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    3. Re:If you could actually predict climate by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      Crop failures, water shortages, shipping seasons....huge money to be made if you can predict those with accuracy. I should not have to explain how.

      But you can't, so it does not matter anyway.

  61. The trend continues. by Layzej · · Score: 1
    The trend from 1970 -> 2000 is indistinguishable from the trend since 2000: http://woodfortrees.org/plot/g...

    What leveling off?

  62. infamous "hockey stick" graph by TimSSG · · Score: 1

    You mean the idiot who did NOT do the math correctly in the infamous "hockey stick" graph; has another idea. Any reason to think they now know how to do the math, now? Tim S.

  63. Re:More fabricated garbage by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    You've heavily discounted the value of being a crusader, savior, the first and, more importantly, *being right!* (assuming you believe your own screed).

  64. Re:Climate change by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    And a few million years ago it was WAY warmer than it is today.

    Apparently you and I view 2-3C differently.

    And just as apparently, you're discounting the fact that our ancestors *did* survive on this marble and did so well enough to become us.

  65. Re:Climate change by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

    We used to think it was quite warm in the medieval warm period and quite cold in the little ice age.

    But then we suddenly learned the global temperature was as flat as the handle of a hockey stick.

  66. Re: More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rich people tend to have multiple homes. Owning a house by the sea isn't a problem during a flood if you can just go move to your other house.

  67. Re: More fabricated garbage by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    Because he's 70 years old and won't be around when the real damage starts happening? Nothing wrong with that. His seaside CA residence is also on a 50 ft cliff...So no danger from rising seas.

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  68. Re: More fabricated garbage by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    His mansion uses less energy than your house does.

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  69. Re:Hockey stick guy is totally debunked by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    The hockey stick graph? Please point to the Medieval Warm Period when it was 2C or so warmer than now.

  70. apparently, climate change causes climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The headline is just plain idiocy. It's like saying changes in global air currents are causing changes in global air currents.

    Press idiots need to understand that climate change is not the same thing as global warming. Climate change is a predicted *consequence* of global warming. Global warming is an experimentally measured phenomenon. Climate change is mainly a set of predicted phenomena. Global air currents are not actually climate change, but changes in their patterns can be expected to cause climate change.

    Religious zealotry clouds the mind.

  71. Hahaha! You climate change FOOLS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahaha! This is so funny! All you climate-change idiots ruining your lives by believing in this crap! Shit, my buddy believes in that crap and he had to wait 4 extra weeks for the ski-resort to open; and then he stopped skiing 3 weeks early this season as well. Plus, he missed out on the awesome ice-racing. Meanwhile, since I don't "believe" in all this climate-change bullshit I went ahead and went to the ski resorts while they were "closed," and went out ice-racing on the "not frozen enough" lakes! What an idiot he is for believing in this crap. Oh, on a side-note, anyone have some skis I can buy cheap, and a car?

  72. Re: More fabricated garbage by ThePawArmy · · Score: 1

    I doubt that.

  73. Re: More fabricated garbage by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    You would doubt it as anyone would without gathering the details. linky

    *After* finishing the upgrades, despite being 4 times the size of the average Nashville house and functioning as both home and office, average houses in Nashville used 20-30% more energy during a heatwave. (Last paragraph of article)

    so yes he's putting his money where his mouth is.

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  74. Re:Hockey stick guy is totally debunked by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    A kernel of truth surrounded by lies is still a heaping pile of lies.

    If you doubled the amount of truthiness it contained, it would still be entirely a lie.

  75. Trick post? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    ...or are altered air currents changing global warming? Hmm.

  76. Rothschild Chemtrails are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Rothschild Jewish chemtrails are altering global air currents. Whistleblowers have spoken

    I'm tired of fake news.

  77. The laughter will end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the breakup of the Polar Vortex, cold air can now sag down on North America every once in a while, following the direction change in the Jet Stream, creating havoc with the seasons. Temperatures, which were once average, will seesaw every now and then.. It won't be funny when the farmers try to plant crops and run into unseasonable weather.

  78. Re:Hockey stick guy is totally debunked by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Please point to your evidence that it was 2C or warmer globally in the MWP than it is now. Also Mann's original hockey stick graph started in 1400, well after the end of the MWP.

  79. DJT /.s? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Wow, I didn't know does slashdot too! :O

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  80. Doesn't include carbon footprint of construction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't include carbon footprint of construction. Also extended use (parties, fundraisers, etc.) possible due to larger space. What about winter heating.

    Average house is also the wrong comparison. The correct would be an average sized house using all the same modern building techniques.

    There are also significant health issues with houses that are too air-tight, and issues with mold, microbes and other nasties in the ventilation systems.

    I could go on.

    If you truly believe in AGW you have to prove it by living an ascetic lifestyle. Otherwise, if you don't actually modify your behavior as much as possible, why should I?

  81. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your work in climate prediction lowers your company's stocks, you're out of a job regardless of how competent you are. But fudging results that raises the company's stocks has always been encouraged - until you get caught.

  82. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "outstanding" climate scientist who has been vindicated again and again? Seems you're the one with the selective memory.

  83. Re:Doesn't include carbon footprint of constructio by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1
    So...here goes.

    Carbon footprint of construction is EXACTLY equal to the construction footprint of the equivalent houses. Amazing isn't it? You do realize this wasn't new construction right? It's an existing home as evidenced by the article

    “Short of tearing it down and staring anew, I don’t know how it could have been rated any higher,” said Kim Shinn of the U.S. Green Building Council, which gave the house its second-highest rating for sustainable design.

    Average house is....the average. it's the only comparison that matters. 'Should compare to an avg house using all the same techniques"* we'll come back to this in a sec

    Nobody said anything about 'airtight', except of course for the Bush administration fear mongering. You're just making stuff up at this point.

    Back to 'living the ascetic lifestyle'. He's doing just that by living within a smaller footprint than the average person...which is exactly what the OP doubted.

    You can use TERRAWATTS of energy and still be quite frugal when that energy is produced with carbon free sources. The Gores made a point to pay significantly more for their energy needs to purchase from renewable sources.

    They are heads and tails above you, me and the average joe.

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  84. Re:Hockey stick guy is totally debunked by quantaman · · Score: 1

    Well when the political commentator cites actual climate scientists (not the 99 out of 100 selected by climate alarmists) to back up their claims, there's a kernel of reliability present.

    So your definition of "actual climate scientist" is the 1 person out of 100 who is willing to agree with you?

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  85. Re:More fabricated garbage by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    Ahh, yes. The famous ocean-side villa...3 kilometres inland and 150 metres above sea level...

    I wonder what he knows that you don't...?

  86. Re:More fabricated garbage by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    Because he didn't - it's 3 kilometers away from the ocean horizotally and 150 metres away vertically.

    http://i.imgur.com/txrhwsu.png

  87. Re:More fabricated garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scientist whose future publications are destined for the National Enquirer. Headline-grabbing, yes. Scientific substance, no.

  88. U woz trolled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bit disappointed I didn't get a few more bites, but at least dumb-as Curunir_wolf quotes from worldnewsdailyreport like it's real. Lulz.

  89. Re: More fabricated garbage by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Coming soon: "Trump announces, 'Nobody knew climate is complicated'"

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  90. Re: From this Canadians perspective by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Sure, people in Calgary who see the unlikely spectacle of their downtown flooded were heard to say, hooray, it's about time, this should have happened sooner. Just for 1 example of how terrific it is to have the climate changing. Except of course, the climate is not changing, it's a hoax, like the whole hockey stick thing. Although nobody is denying that the climate is changing, just that humans are causing it. That should cover several bases.

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  91. Fake News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a conspiracy. Liberals spreading lies. That's all.

    Now, let's fire up those coal plants. Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!.

    #MAGA

  92. Re:Climate change by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    The planet will still be here. Humanity is not going to die out. That doesn't mean the results won't be extremely unpleasant.

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  93. Really, alarmists? by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    One of the scientists who demonstrated conclusively that global warming was an unnatural event with the famous "hockey stick" graph

    Trying to teach the controversy of a falsified graph?

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