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A Lawsuit Over Costco Golf Balls Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap (qz.com)

Ephrat Livni, writing for Quartz: Unless you're a golfer, you probably don't think about golf balls. But a new US lawsuit about these little-dimpled spheres has an economics lesson for all shoppers, showing why consumers have cause for concern when companies use court for sport. Costco, the wholesale membership club, rocked the golf world in 2016 when it started selling its Kirkland Signature (KS) golf balls at about $15 per dozen, a quarter to a third the price of popular top-ranked balls. Industry insiders called it a "miracle golf ball" for its great performance and low cost, and Costco sold out immediately. It's planning to release more in April. In response to the bargain ball's reception, however, Acushnet -- which makes the popular Titleist balls -- sent the membership club a threatening letter. It accused Costco of infringing on 11 patents and engaging in false advertising for claiming that KS balls meet or exceed the quality standards of leading national brands.

266 comments

  1. Where's the news? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those who can, do.
    Those who can't, sue.

    It's not like this is anything new.

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    1. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But she didn't.

    2. Re:Where's the news? by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the next big Dr Seuss book!

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    3. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who can, do
      Those who can't, copy then cry about those who can

    4. Re:Where's the news? by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      Those who can, do.
      Those who can't, sue.

      Or, you could just as glibly say: those who could, did, and those who couldn't, copied.

      I have no idea if that's actually how it went down, just as I presume you have no particular evidence this is a nuisance suit. But if Costco did indeed copy Acushnet's patented features, I take it you wouldn't deny the actual inventor legal recourse.

    5. Re:Where's the news? by stealth_finger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds like they could, but couldn't sell, then Costco stole and sold on massive scale while providing inventors with nothing. Did I miss anything here?

      The inventors of what? The golf ball? Did Acushnet invent it? Seriously though, how can a golf ball have 11 patents on it?

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    6. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Competition is great. It's the cornerstone of free-market capitalism. It brings innovation, better products, and cheaper prices...

      ..Until somebody's competing against you. Then it's time to sue.

    7. Re:Where's the news? by rickb928 · · Score: 0

      "Seriously though, how can a golf ball have 11 patents on it?"

      I have never played golf, and I know the answers to this. Seriously, though, have you done even a minimal amount of research into how golf balls are designed and manufactured?

      If so, you would not have asked the question except rhetorically. You're welcome.

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    8. Re:Where's the news? by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 2

      There's nothing about a golf ball that makes it unworthy of patents. A particular composition of matter, for example, is a commonly patented invention. If the patent holder invented a new filling material, a new outer material, a new glue to hold it all together, a particular winding pattern, and a new machine to perform the winding, all that would be patentable (assuming all the other requirements for a patent are met). I suspect that's not what actually happened--I think this is an attempt to muscle a new competitor out of the market. But that doesn't mean there's nothing patentable about a golf ball.

    9. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the USA is setup to encourage and reward litigation. To them it doesn't matter how you got rich, just that you are.

    10. Re:Where's the news? by stealth_finger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK then, so they have a patent on each specific part of a golf ball, all layers patented separately, separate patent for the dimples, another one defining the size and shape of said dimples etc etc. I know the answer and the answer is because the US patent system is an absolute clusterfuck and just gathering and holding onto them so you can sue anyone who does anything remotely similar to shut down competition while crying free market. That's how you get at least 11 patents on a golf ball (are there more they aren't claiming are being infringed? Probably not but maybe).

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    11. Re:Where's the news? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. This has been around for ages:

      "If you can't innovate, litigate"

      As much as I hate LinkedIn one of the pieces is interesting:

      * "Don't Innovate, Just Litigate" - No Genuine Inventor Thinks That Way

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    12. Re:Where's the news? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      No there's not in itself but the patent system is so fucked that you can load at least 11 patents on a golf ball instead of one patent saying this is how we make the balls out of these materials (which may or may not be patented separate). You can't really put in a patent for gluing layers together unless it's a highly specialised or propriety glue or something and then it should be the glue patented like you say. If you look at costcos retort a lot of them are relating to the hardness of each layer related to the others which is fair enough in itself but not spread over at least 11 patents for a small dimpled ball designed to be whacked with a metal stick without exploding and going in a generally straight line.

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    13. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing about a golf ball that makes it unworthy of patents. A particular composition of matter, for example, is a commonly patented invention. If the patent holder invented a new filling material, a new outer material, a new glue to hold it all together, a particular winding pattern, and a new machine to perform the winding, all that would be patentable (assuming all the other requirements for a patent are met). I suspect that's not what actually happened--I think this is an attempt to muscle a new competitor out of the market. But that doesn't mean there's nothing patentable about a golf ball.

      Just another reason to SHORTEN the length of patents for none drug inventions. There is NO reason on earth that a patent on a golf ball needs to be 20 years

    14. Re:Where's the news? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Depends entirely on whether the invention is the golf ball equivalent of round corners.

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    15. Re:Where's the news? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yup. Hence the new American dream: Win the lottery or get run over by someone rich and sue.

      Once people realized that "hard work" ain't gonna cut it anymore, that's basically what's left.

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    16. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or, you could just as glibly say: those who could, did, and those who couldn't, copied.

      I have no idea if that's actually how it went down, just as I presume you have no particular evidence this is a nuisance suit. But if Costco did indeed copy Acushnet's patented features, I take it you wouldn't deny the actual inventor legal recourse.

      IIRC, Costco bought up a contract manufacturers overrun (company was hired to make X number of golf balls, but for what ever reason they made Y number).
      So the Titleist folks hired a manufacture in China to produce 3 million golf balls. The Chinese company either made 6 million or the contracting company rejected the lot as inferior. Either case the Chinese company now has 3 million golf balls that it doesn't want to lose money on. So they sold the whole lot to Costco. Costco then goes and sells them $15 / dozen .. versus Acushnet's $45-$60 / dozen.

      Acushnet sees its gravy train approaching a washed out bridge and files lawsuit to repair it.

    17. Re:Where's the news? by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Those who can, do.
      Those who can't, sue.

      It's not like this is anything new.

      Yeah, except that Acushnet quite well "can". The issue here is more of "those who can make enough money to file lawsuits and prevent others who can from doing". That's problematic.

    18. Re:Where's the news? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I take it you wouldn't deny the actual inventor legal recourse.

      That really depends on what they "invented"
      Knowing the way the patent system is abused, knowing the simplicity of a golf ball, and how old the concepts are that govern their design, I believe any patent claims against a golf ball in *20-fucking-17* should be viewed with a massive fucking grain of salt.

      For example, dimples being understood to provide highly improved aerodynamics was pantented back in 1905.
      Are that patents here number, shape, and size of the dimples? If so- bullshit patent. But perfectly valid in today's patent system- until it goes to court (and even then, depends how far away you are from East Texas)

    19. Re:Where's the news? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sounds like they could, but couldn't sell, then Costco stole and sold on massive scale while providing inventors with nothing. Did I miss anything here?

      The inventors of what? The golf ball? Did Acushnet invent it? Seriously though, how can a golf ball have 11 patents on it?

      Well Apple have a patent on balls that have rounded corners. That's one of the 11.

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    20. Re:Where's the news? by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      Why do comments like this get voted up? "Not being new" doesn't mean something isn't newsworthy. If a country started a war in the same way another country had, it'd still be news.

      The quality of comments on slashdot has really gone downhill.

    21. Re: Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      By all accounts so is her penis

    22. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Plus patents might not cover the ball but things like the way it's manufactured.

    23. Re:Where's the news? by kelemvor4 · · Score: 0

      "Seriously though, how can a golf ball have 11 patents on it?"

      I have never played golf, and I know the answers to this. Seriously, though, have you done even a minimal amount of research into how golf balls are designed and manufactured?

      If so, you would not have asked the question except rhetorically. You're welcome.

      Golf balls. Someone actually designs the things? What an awful way to spend your life.

    24. Re:Where's the news? by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Rubber center with plastic over mold. Most are literally just 2 components. The secret sauce is in the rubber center and quality control to make consistent balls. My wild guess is that the patents are in relation to either rubber composition, or manufacturing methods.

      Still, the bigger point raised is that something so simple that has been around for ages and ages really should be a commodity item that competes on price and performance, not in the court of law.

      We are well past the optimum point to society where patents reward the inventors and society maximizes the benefits of new inventions against the monopoly that is granted in return, and instead only the lawyers and mega-corps who can afford them actually profit.

    25. Re: Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Were not talking about your mom.

    26. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't play golf and know nothing about the merits of the lawsuit. However, I can say that the aerodynamics of golfballs is a highly complex field, with quite a lot of counterintuitive science. The "dimples" were actually a very sophisticated development, back in the day, and there is no question that equally sophisticated developments lie in the future. Compressible fluid dynamics is not a "solved" problem. Solutions are getting closer and modeling and simulation are easier than ever, but there is still a lot to be done.

    27. Re:Where's the news? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > There's nothing about a golf ball that makes it unworthy of patents.

      This statement is most likely false. Golf is an old well established sport with set rules. The ball itself is a very simple item that's at the center of the game. The idea that there is any "secret sauce" in any sports ball is on it's face absurd. You have a high bar to reach to argue to the contrary.

      This is more likely than not a manifestation of the bullshit we see in the parts of the patent system we are intimately familiar with.

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    28. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The quality of comments is downstream of the quality of commenters. They're really gone downhill here. Sad!

    29. Re:Where's the news? by tranquilidad · · Score: 4, Informative

      It looks like Titleist has 44 patents on their Pro V1 golf balls. These patents range from design to materials to manufacturing.

      For example, the first patent in the list, 6013330, relates to UV curable inks and their application onto spherical surfaces such as golf balls. Reading the first page of the patent may give you a sense of the complexity of high-speed, production printing on a curved surface in a durable manner.

      If you look at the patents you will notice that many of them are related to manufacturing processes. 9174088, for example, is a process for cleaning the seam created when the golf ball is molded in a way that allows the dimple pattern to be consistent across the seam.

      There are a ton of BS patents out there and some of Titleist's may fall into that category. But it's not hard to imagine a lot of complexity goes into designing and manufacturing a golf ball. The company started in 1932 because of a golfer's frustration with the then state-of-the-art golf balls.

    30. Re: Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! Your view with a fucking grain of salt is a view that is in direct infringement of my patent. Go make your own view sir.

    31. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or, you could just as glibly say: those who could, did, and those who couldn't, copied.

      I have no idea if that's actually how it went down, just as I presume you have no particular evidence this is a nuisance suit. But if Costco did indeed copy Acushnet's patented features, I take it you wouldn't deny the actual inventor legal recourse.

      IIRC, Costco bought up a contract manufacturers overrun (company was hired to make X number of golf balls, but for what ever reason they made Y number).
      So the Titleist folks hired a manufacture in China to produce 3 million golf balls. The Chinese company either made 6 million or the contracting company rejected the lot as inferior. Either case the Chinese company now has 3 million golf balls that it doesn't want to lose money on. So they sold the whole lot to Costco. Costco then goes and sells them $15 / dozen .. versus Acushnet's $45-$60 / dozen.

      Acushnet sees its gravy train approaching a washed out bridge and files lawsuit to repair it.

      So the Chinese manufacturer was contracted to make 3 million balls, "accidentally" made 6 million, sold the original 3 million, then turned around and sold the extra 3 million to Costco?

      Sounds true.

    32. Re:Where's the news? by gtall · · Score: 1

      Different dimple patterns give the balls different aerodynamic properties, as do different construction materials and techniques. There is nothing simple about a golf ball.

    33. Re:Where's the news? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Golf balls. Someone actually designs the things? What an awful way to spend your life.

      Pick any industry and someone is designing something for it. One could have the same opinion for keyboards, mice, or the little stick on a PS3 controller.

      How about designing a knob for a radio in a car? You think that's glamorous? A button on the steering wheel perhaps? Just because you don't think it's anything worthy of doing doesn't mean someone else doesn't enjoy doing it.

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    34. Re:Where's the news? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Those who can't, sue.

      Those who can't what, May?

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    35. Re:Where's the news? by msauve · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Are that patents here number, shape, and size of the dimples? If so- bullshit patent."

      Why so? There may be significant R&D which goes into the aerodynamics.

      In any case, Costo says they have an "out" on every patent because there's a least one claim which doesn't apply to their ball. The claims seem to be in 3 classes: material hardness, "bounce" (Coefficient of Restitution), and dimple pattern ("profile defined by the revolution of a catenary curve" in 3 patents). Costco also challenges them based on prior art.

      In any case, here are the patents, go look them up instead of asking what they're about: 6994638, 8123632, 8444507, 9320944, 8025593, 8257201, 7331878, 6358161, 7887439, 7641572, 7163472.

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    36. Re:Where's the news? by Ost99 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but patents are supposed to last for a maximum of 20 years.
      I don't play golf, but I imagine the golfballs designed and produced with methods from before 1997 would be sufficient for most golfers.

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    37. Re:Where's the news? by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      To be fair, this is not about "non-practicing entities" -- aka patent trolls. The companies that are suing actually do sell real physical golf balls incorporating some of the patents into the manufacturing process and design.

      Maybe those patents are invalid, IANAPL, but this is definitely not a case of "those who can't, sue".

    38. Re:Where's the news? by plover · · Score: 1

      Just another reason to SHORTEN the length of patents for none drug inventions. There is NO reason on earth that a patent on a golf ball needs to be 20 years

      Why not? Is the research into the aerodynamic characteristics of a golf ball more or less worthy than the research into the hydrodynamic characteristics of a blood vessel stent? For that matter, someone who keeps active as a golfer is likely to be healthier longer than someone who is sedentary and requires drugs and other medical interventions to live. Certainly you'd agree that the sporting goods companies have done more good for public health than Martin Shkreli ever did as CEO of a drug company.

      Research is research, and the law says that inventors can profit from their inventions. I'm sorry you don't like that.

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    39. Re:Where's the news? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Were 20+ year old golf ball designs unusably bad? Not talking about some feather stuffed antique.

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    40. Re:Where's the news? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Or, you could just as glibly say: those who could, did, and those who couldn't, copied.

      I have no idea if that's actually how it went down, just as I presume you have no particular evidence this is a nuisance suit. But if Costco did indeed copy Acushnet's patented features, I take it you wouldn't deny the actual inventor legal recourse.

      IIRC, Costco bought up a contract manufacturers overrun (company was hired to make X number of golf balls, but for what ever reason they made Y number).
      So the Titleist folks hired a manufacture in China to produce 3 million golf balls. The Chinese company either made 6 million or the contracting company rejected the lot as inferior. Either case the Chinese company now has 3 million golf balls that it doesn't want to lose money on. So they sold the whole lot to Costco. Costco then goes and sells them $15 / dozen .. versus Acushnet's $45-$60 / dozen.

      Acushnet sees its gravy train approaching a washed out bridge and files lawsuit to repair it.

      If this was true, then there would be a case because the balls are slightly inferior but otherwise identical.

      But Costco is arguing they're different. And knowing that the Kirkland store brand is actually quite a good one, I'd be surprised if Costco went with 3rd shift manufactured balls. Costco is not Walmart, and in general their store branded stuff is of great quality and manufactured properly, not low end cheap Chinese made stuff.

      So Costco likely went with another high quality ball manufacturer (which may or may not be made at the same factory, but not 3rd shift production) and made those balls.

      The reason Costco sells them cheap is because they deal in volume - instead of making balls in hundreds of thousands, they can make balls by the millions, extracting mass production cost benefits.

      And because they were partnered up with another company who designed the balls, they got a good quality ball, made quite cheaply in volumes that out-do the other manufacturers since Costco does stuff in bulk.

    41. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how Fila knows what Costco's manufacturing process is unless they illegally reverse engineered Costco's golf balls.

    42. Re:Where's the news? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      There are already a number of golf ball designs that are 'too good' and don't comply with the rules (same as clubs). Hacks play them in casual games (for long drive bragging rights).

      It's a game. Nobody wants to build all new courses because the balls fly 20% further.

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    43. Re:Where's the news? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "IIRC, Costco bought up a contract manufacturers overrun (company was hired to make X number of golf balls, but for what ever reason they made Y number). So the Titleist folks hired a manufacture..."

      If that is true, and one assumes that Costco's response is based in fact, then those Titleist overruns didn't use the patents in question, and enjoy no patent protection.

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    44. Re:Where's the news? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Sounds like SOP. Acushnet learned a valuable lesson for dealing with Chinese contract manufacturing.

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    45. Re:Where's the news? by tranquilidad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm a decent golfer, about a 9 handicap, and I can tell you that for an amateur like me the newer golf balls make a significant difference. I probably can't tell the difference between a Titleist Pro V1 and a Kirkland Signature but I can most definitely tell a difference between a 2017 ball and one from 1997.

    46. Re:Where's the news? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "I don't play golf, but I imagine the golfballs designed and produced with methods from before 1997 would be sufficient for most golfers."

      You apparently don't know any serious golfers, either. They'll buy entire new sets of clubs every couple of years, just because they think they'll provide some advantage. To believe that a serious golfer would use balls using 20 year old technology is ludicrous. They really do buy into the "new and improved" marketing, aside from any real change in performance. And I'm not talking just about pros, but about the guy down the street who golfs every chance he gets.

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    47. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stole ideas? It's a fucking ball.

    48. Re:Where's the news? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner of US patent office in 1899 (apocryphal)

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    49. Re:Where's the news? by plover · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seriously though, how can a golf ball have 11 patents on it?

      Read Costco's reply to the court, in which each patent is listed along with Acushnet's claims and Costco's rebuttal. You can look the patents up online at the USPTO web site. Let's look at a few, shall we?

      Patent# 6,994,638 - Golf balls comprising highly-neutralized acid polymers.
      Abstract
      A golf ball comprising a core comprised of a polymer containing an acid group fully-neutralized by an organic acid or a salt, a cation source, or a suitable base thereof, the core having a first Shore D hardness, a compression of no greater than about 90, and a diameter of between about 1.00 inches and about 1.64 inches; and a cover layer comprising ionomeric copolymers and terpolymers, ionomer precursors, thermoplastics, thermoplastic elastomers, polybutadiene rubber, balata, grafted metallocene-catalyzed polymers, non-grafted metallocene-catalyzed polymers, single-site polymers, high-crystalline acid polymers and their ionomers, or cationic ionomers.

      What is claimed is:

      1. A golf ball comprising: a core comprising a center and an outer core layer, the center comprising a thermoset polybutadiene rubber composition having a first hardness; and the outer core layer comprising a polymer comprised of an acid group fully-neutralized by an organic acid or a salt of the organic acid, and a cation source or a suitable base of the cation source; and having a second hardness; and an inner cover layer and an outer cover layer comprising ionomeric copolymers and terpolymers, ionomer precursors, thermoplastics, thermoplastic elastomers, polybutadiene rubber, balata, grafted metallocene-catalyzed polymers, non-grafted metallocene-catalyzed polymers, single-site polymers, high-crystalline acid polymers and their ionomers, polyurethnnes, polyureas, polyurethane-ureas; polyurea-urethanes; or cationic ionomers; wherein the first hardness is from about 50 Shore A to about 55 Shore D and first hardness is less than the second Shore D hardness by at least about 10 points.

      Here's Costco's rebuttal:

      11. Costco is not infringing any valid claims of U.S. Patent No. 6,994,638 (“the ’638patent”). Acushnet has accused Costco of infringing claim 1 of the 638 patent. Costco’s sales of the KS golf ball do not constitute infringement of claim 1 of the 638 patent, however, because, among other things, the Shore D hardness of the center core of the KS ball is not “at least about 10 points” less than the Shore D hardness of the outer core.
      12. The 638 patent is invalid under 35 U.S.C. 102, 103 and/or 112. The claims are invalid under 35 U.S.C. 102 and/or 103, for example, in light of U.S. Patent No. 6,468,169 and other prior art publications and activities

      Clearly, a lot of chemistry work went into this patent to make the balls have a certain elasticity. Costco says that their balls do not have the same properties, therefore they did not infringe upon this claim.

      Here's another:

      Patent# 8,123,632 - Multi-layer golf ball
      Abstract
      Golf balls consisting of a dual core and a dual cover are disclosed. The dual core consists of an inner core layer formed from a rubber composition and an outer core layer formed from a highly neutralized polymer composition.

      Here's the claim in question:

      "17. A golf ball consisting essentially of: an inner core layer formed from a rubber composition and having a diameter of from 1.100 inches to 1.400 inches, a center hardness (H.sub.center) of 50 Shore C or greater, and an outer surface hardness of 65 Shore C or greater; an outer core layer formed from a highly neutralized polymer composition and having an outer surface hardness (H.sub.outer core) of 75 Shore C or greater; an inner cover layer formed from a thermoplastic composition and having a material hardness (H.

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    50. Re:Where's the news? by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

      Burma Shave!

    51. Re:Where's the news? by msauve · · Score: 2

      "If this was true, then there would be a case because the balls are slightly inferior but otherwise identical."

      No, because the Costco statement is general for all of their Kirkland Signature products, not specific to golf balls. It doesn't make any direct comparison between products. It's also not a competitive claim, but offered as a guarantee, Costco will take the product back and refund your money if you don't agree with it. "All Kirkland Signature products are guaranteed to be of equal or better quality than name brands"

      And at the very least, it can be considered mere puffery.

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    52. Re:Where's the news? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, how can a golf ball have 11 patents on it?

      Let me help you with that.
      https://www.google.com/patents...

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    53. Re:Where's the news? by ewibble · · Score: 1

      Drug patents should be shortened too, nobody should be able to hold life and death over someone in a negotiation process. If a golf ball cost $100,000 I don't buy it, if a POSSIBLY (nobody provides guarantees) life saving drug cost that you do, even if it costs $1 to produce. I am not saying they should not be compensated, just that if we are going to grant companies a monopoly on life and death products their pricing should be independently monitored.

      The law may say it, but the conversation is about what the law should be not what it is. Research is not done in a vacuum, they use societies resources and previous discoveries to make new discoveries. I assume most researchers went to school, and read books. It is only fair that they give back in a timely manner. Making that knowledge available will allow for more innovation based on that research. It seems to me the patent system is hindering not encouraging innovation.

      And no, not all research is the same, 1 guy spending a couple of days designing dimple layout on a golf ball, is not the same thing as team of researchers spending decades, with no guarantee of success coming up with a treatment for a disease.

    54. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But she didn't.

      Yes, she truly didn't. Thank goodness.

    55. Re:Where's the news? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Golf balls. Someone actually designs the things? What an awful way to spend your life.

      My dad used to design boxes. At least they were specialized to hold automotive parts, so they weren't just cardboard cubes. Ford and GM would send him a part...he'd create a box for it. You'd be amazed how many patents there are...he had a few.

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    56. Re:Where's the news? by ewibble · · Score: 2

      I don't even see why we should be designing better golf balls shouldn't all players be playing with the same golf balls, so we can compare player skill not pocket size.

      Seriously if I where to design a perfect golf ball that would fly as far as I needed and with perfect accuracy (guaranteed hole in 1) wouldn't that be just cheating.

    57. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you say, there, Dr. Seuss.

    58. Re:Where's the news? by Eloking · · Score: 1

      Sounds like they could, but couldn't sell, then Costco stole and sold on massive scale while providing inventors with nothing. Did I miss anything here?

      The inventors of what? The golf ball? Did Acushnet invent it? Seriously though, how can a golf ball have 11 patents on it?

      I didn't look into detail those 11 patents, but it's not uncommon to have that many patents for simple item. So it could be :

      The patent for the design
      The patent for the recipe of one resin inside the ball
      The patent on the manufacturing process to put that resin inside the ball
      The patent to make the mark outside of the ball
      The patent for the quality control of those mark
      etc. etc. etc.

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    59. Re:Where's the news? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Why not? Is the research into the aerodynamic characteristics of a golf ball more or less worthy than the research into the hydrodynamic characteristics of a blood vessel stent? For that matter, someone who keeps active as a golfer is likely to be healthier longer than someone who is sedentary and requires drugs and other medical interventions to live. Certainly you'd agree that the sporting goods companies have done more good for public health than Martin Shkreli ever did as CEO of a drug company.

      Research is research, and the law says that inventors can profit from their inventions. I'm sorry you don't like that.

      You're seriously trying to argue that golf ball aerodynamics is as important as a life saving device? It's not like golfers would quit if they only had shitty balls to play with, so your point about being active is pointless. Please point to any sporting goods company that has done good for public health when it wasn't simply in their financial interest to do so. As for Shkreli, that jackass can burn in hell.

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    60. Re:Where's the news? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Looking at just about any sport I can think of, I can point to equipment improvements in nearly every one of them over my adult life. If you don't think those improvements should be patent-able, then you probably just don't believe in patents. Sure, many patents are absurd, but to claim all are is just as ridiculous.

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    61. Re:Where's the news? by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      They won't let me use my homemade driver.

      Apparently, a 44 mag blank being part of the head isn't legal. It drives a half mile (in a random direction).

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    62. Re:Where's the news? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's an aggressive patent defense. I didn't expect Costco to be so proactive on the issue of patents.

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    63. Re:Where's the news? by msauve · · Score: 1

      The best defense is a good offense. Acushnet sent a threatening letter. Costco initiated legal action by filing for declaratory relief. I suspect that their other goal was to proactively bring the venue into their district. If Acushnet wants to argue patents, it will now be hard for them to get it tried in East Texas.

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    64. Re: Where's the news? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      At 6' 2" I'd say that Bill is of above average size.

      It's an important qualification for being a president. Unwashed masses want their ruler to be big and strong.
      Which is why they've been selecting and electing bigger and bigger candidates all through the 20th century.

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    65. Re:Where's the news? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I suspect that their other goal was to proactively bring the venue into their district. If Acushnet wants to argue patents, it will now be hard for them to get it tried in East Texas.

      Good call.

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    66. Re:Where's the news? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Are you unable to read? He never said anything about "serious golfers", he said "most golfers", which obviously means casual players.

      Serious enthusiasts in any amateur activity always buy higher-end equipment. They even have a name for it: "prosumer". They're not the majority of customers.

    67. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is nothing stock about a stock car!". Days of Thunder

    68. Re:Where's the news? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that? I used to take golf balls apart in the 70s and they varied wildly. Some had a tiny hollow rubber ball surrounded by meters of rubber band like material wrapped around willy-nilly, covered by a multi layered skin. I doubt that they became less sophisticated over the years.

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    69. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, sounds like capitalism to me

    70. Re: Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aww did duh poo widdle babby huht his fee fee?

    71. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golf balls. Someone actually designs the things? What an awful way to spend your life.

      A designer is at least creative.

      There is a group one stage more pathetic than this. The group that SUES people for allegedly copying their stupid little golf balls.

      Talk about an awful way to spend your life.

    72. Re:Where's the news? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      I don't play golf, but I imagine the golfballs designed and produced with methods from before 1997 would be sufficient for most golfers.

      I don't play golf either, but almost universally across every sport I do play on an amateur level the sports themselves have changed so significantly over the past 20 years as a result of subtle changes in various parts of the equipment.

      I have no doubt there is great difference in modern golf balls compared to those from 20 years ago.

    73. Re:Where's the news? by ctmurray · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, golf balls have changed quite a bit in 20 yrs. Then the best ball was balata cover (natural rubber) over a core with a rubber band wound around it. This ball was "soft" and had lots of spin (which is good for stopping on the green) but not much distance for the average player, and the cover got easily damaged if you topped the ball, leaving a cut all the way through the cover. The cheaper balls were solid rubber centers with an Surlyn cover (ionic containing synthetic polymer) that resisted being damaged by bad hits. They went further for the average player, they had less spin, so did not stop on the green. But they felt like they were very hard when you hit them. TopFlight was a brand, nicknamed Top-Rock because they were so hard. Today no balls are covered in balata, none have rubber band windings (I think). You can get a ball with a soft feel and good spin that still goes far. They are usually many layers from the cover down to the center, each possibly being patented, plus the manufacturing processes to make them. And the dimple design has changed over time, leading to the better aerodynamics, so go further and less off center, again a patentable concept.

    74. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B.S.
      The "New American Dream" is to be smart enough to be born into an already rich family, then your success is assured.
      For the rest of us, work hard, get sick, die quickly so as to "reduce the excess population".

    75. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I'm reading the linked content... What kind of prick quotes himself in an article?

    76. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except Acushnet 'does'. they are the world ball leader by far. they just don't want their patents infringed on

    77. Re: Where's the news? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      I do play slow-pitch softball. Bat technology is insanely competitive, the more so because much is subjective. My most favorite bat was panned by the experts, but hit a ton for me. Most of the acclaimed bats I don't do well with.

      And in slow-pitch, bats are required to pass standardized testing to be approved by leagues, requiring them to both limit their performance in testing and maximize performance in games... No software involved, so far.

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    78. Re:Where's the news? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Why so? There may be significant R&D which goes into the aerodynamics.

      Because rearranging the dimples is hardly a new invention or a new technical solution to a problem. It isn't anything that anyone couldn't figure out. Patents aren't a reward for you having done work, they're a reward for you having done innovative work. An invention.
      You should get a patent for a cotton gin. You shouldn't get a patent for slapping an electric motor on one.

    79. Re:Where's the news? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      In any case, here are the patents, go look them up instead of asking what they're about: 6994638, 8123632, 8444507, 9320944, 8025593, 8257201, 7331878, 6358161, 7887439, 7641572, 7163472.

      I don't give a shit what they're about, personally. I didn't look them out because I don't care. I responded to:

      I take it you wouldn't deny the actual inventor legal recourse.

      with:

      That really depends on what they "invented"

      I had absolutely no opinion on this actual litigation. Hopefully your jackass comment is moderated positively for the informative quality, at the least.

    80. Re:Where's the news? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "Because rearranging the dimples is hardly a new invention or a new technical solution to a problem."

      Are you an aerodynamicist? I'm not either, but I know how to use Google, and I know that the characteristics of the dimples can have a large impact on a ball's flight. So, developing a new pattern which makes a ball fly straighter, or flatter, or with any other desired characteristic is a useful invention. Exactly the sort of thing patents were created to protect.

      If you don't think a new arrangement can provide an improvement so it can be patented, then you'll agree that other manufacturers can stick to the old patterns and not be at any competitive disadvantage, so there would be no reason for them to even try to copy the patented pattern.

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    81. Re:Where's the news? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "I don't give a shit "

      Obviously you do, or you wouldn't be commenting on them.

      "your jackass comment "

      Learn grammar. That should read "your comment to a jackass..."

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    82. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be frank about it, the moulding is not a spectacular trick, in fact the fact that someone managed to patent "not being a giant retard where we place the moulding seam" is already indicating the sad state of the patent systems globally. To give you an idea: I'm not exactly an expert at the subject (which is to say I'm an electrical engineer) and I've thought of similar solutions myself during design meetings involving injection moulded parts. I call bullshit on their innovation level, and now I'm of to go and patent all the stupid tricks I've proposed during design meetings and suing everyone with them.

    83. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about volume, Titleist charges $10 a ball because golf is a poseur sport played by relatively well off people who are more concerned with using the same gear that the guys on TV use than they are about doing what it takes to whittle down their 40 handicap. They have no idea how (or real ambition) to actually get better, so they throw money at the problem. Can't play like Spieth? Just drop $5,000 for a set of clubs, a hundred for a couple boxes of balls (that you'll immediately hit into a lake), and $30 for a Titleist hat. That should do the trick.

    84. Re: Where's the news? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So ... all hail the Almighty Tallest?

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    85. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Chinese manufacturer was contracted to make 3 million balls, "accidentally" made 6 million, sold the original 3 million, then turned around and sold the extra 3 million to Costco?

      Sounds true.

      It might be true. I once accidentally 93MB of .rar files.

    86. Re:Where's the news? by MercTech · · Score: 1

      Misconception... Costco does not make ANYTHING. The Kirkland brand name is based on locating competitive manufacturers that will make items at a discount for the Kirkland marque. The manufacturing company would be the one that infringed on patents, if any. But, as the manufacturer is probably in a third world country with very low labor costs and no reciprocal patent law; good luck finding anyone to sue for the actual infringement. The best to be expected is a court order banning sales of infringing goods.

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    87. Re:Where's the news? by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Determining that dimples are a good idea for the very first time is great. However, optimizing the dimple pattern in particular seems to be a fairly "obvious" extension once its been determined that dimples as a general principle are a good idea.

      Same with material properties -- maybe the material itself could be patented, but "use better materials" as a patent on the ball is again pretty obvious.

      But as GP noted, they'd probably still be accepted these days, especially in East Texas. The modern patent system is only slightly closer to its original intent than the copyright system is from its own.

    88. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, obviously, have never played golf.

    89. Re: Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reverse engineering isn't illegal.

    90. Re:Where's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a poet and you didn't even know it.

    91. Re: Where's the news? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      By the end of the century candidate debates will be replaced with 1-on-1 basketball games.

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    92. Re:Where's the news? by colonel+spalding · · Score: 1

      And what is even better is that COSTCO pays its employees nearly double what POS Wallcrap does. It is possible if the business leaders of a company are intelligent to make a profit, sell good discounted products and not abuse your employees.

    93. Re: Where's the news? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh c'mon, Invader Zim wasn't THAT long ago.

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    94. Re: Where's the news? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Well... that's... arguable.
      It was pre-Youtube and for all practical purposes even pre-Google. Or if you prefer it that way - pre 9/11.

      But the main reason is that I simply never watched it. No Nickelodeon. Back then OR now.
      Plus... most western animation from that time was rather off-putting to me. AND I was just discovering anime back then.

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    95. Re: Where's the news? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      With the tiniest of hands. And the greatest of sesitivity about comment on the size of his really really small ... hands. It's as if the smallness of his minuscule hands was conflated in his tiny tiny brain with the smallness of some other part of his anatomy.

      I wonder if Angela Merkel greets him as Herr President Kleinehanden? And has the translator get the meeting off on the right foot.

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    96. Re:Where's the news? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Are you an aerodynamicist?

      Nope, I sure am not. But I'm a software engineer, and I bet what I consider "non-obvious" in terms of software design differs very drastically from that of an aerodynamicists opinion on the subject. Fortunately, the patent requires non-obviousness within the field covered by the invention.
      Also, as it turns out, there are quite a lot of people who are highly qualified in this field.

      I'm not either, but I know how to use Google, and I know that the characteristics of the dimples can have a large impact on a ball's flight.

      Just as use of a user-space shared-memory IPC mechanism vs. a kernel-mediated one can have a large impact on multi-threaded application performance.
      Any software engineer knows this. Why don't all people do it that way? A million factors including ease of implementation, economic factors (time to develop vs. performance needed)

      So, developing a new pattern which makes a ball fly straighter, or flatter, or with any other desired characteristic is a useful invention.

      If indeed it is a non-obvious improvement upon the established knowledge, sure.

      If you don't think a new arrangement can provide an improvement so it can be patented, then you'll agree that other manufacturers can stick to the old patterns and not be at any competitive disadvantage, so there would be no reason for them to even try to copy the patented pattern.

      This argument is crap- no offense intended.
      Capitalism doesn't work like that, just like evolution doesn't.
      Manufacturers expend resources to out-compete, not to progress simply for the sake of progress. The progress of the system as a whole, let's call it the group-velocity of progress, is in no way predicated upon waiting for these inventions to happen.
      Why didn't the other manufacturers change the design to be better before now? Because they didn't need to.

      I am again, not weighing in on whether or not this *is* valid as a patentable invention. I am simply saying that I suspect most people in the field of aerodynamics who understand dimple dynamics probably have a very different opinion as to whether the patent is obvious or not, and a company should not be rewarded simply for being the ones to bring it to market. That's just regular competition.
      If they have truly done something spectacular, then they should be provided a patent to reward them for it. State-granted monopolies are to reward for making improvements in sciences and processes public domain. They're not to reward the first guy who bothered to slap an electric motor on a scooter.

  2. insert caddyshack joke here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    insert caddyshack joke here

    1. Re:insert caddyshack joke here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something about Arnold Palmer's wife?

    2. Re:insert caddyshack joke here by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      "Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Carson show and said that before every tournament, 'I kiss his (golf) balls for good luck,' and Johnny said, 'well I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.' "

      Which, btw, is just an urban legend.

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  3. "Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Nutria · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, it doesn't. This is actual, physical "stuff" which has been invented, not gauzy ideas.

    If these balls actually violate the 11 Acushnet patents (and they're in force), then it's right and good for Acushnet to ban Costco from selling them.

    (And that's ignoring whether or not the claims of false advertising, which would mean that they wouldn't be nice in the first place.)

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    1. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given the utter crap that's been given patents combined with the mechanical complexity of a golf ball, from club strike to landing, how likely are existing golf ball patents to be really bogus claims and drawings of dimples?

      In any given 2-3 year time span, there's like what, maybe a dozen professional golfers so skilled that they are able to hit the ball on a predictable basis? The remaining pros vary wildly and the amateurs are all over the map, so assessing the claims and technology of golf balls is pretty difficult.

      And the amateurs will do/buy anything to improve their game. I do some work at a country club and the schlock on sale to golfers makes global warming skeptics look like Einstein.

      And it also wouldn't surprise me if the markup on golf balls was stratospheric, representing the general affluence of many golfers, so there's lots of profit being protected here.

    2. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by MagicM · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you read TFA you will see that "why we can't have nice things for cheap" refers to the tactic employed by large companies of threatening legal action against small competitors that those competitors can't afford to defend against, even if they are likely to win. It's a tactic that Acushnet has used before.

    3. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did you read the article? It will never be known if Acushnet's patents are being violated, because they can use their legal might to force everyone else out of the golf ball business under threat of being forced out of business entirely.

      Acushnet doesn't own 11 golf ball patents, it owns the high-end golf ball business. The free market can't solve this, because patents have eliminated the free market for golf balls. And that's why we can't have nice things for cheap.

    4. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the amateurs will do/buy anything to improve their game. I do some work at a country club and the schlock on sale to golfers makes global warming skeptics look like Einstein.

      So, Titleist are the Monster Cables of the golfing/country club set....?

      ;)

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    5. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      What's their market cap vs CostCo?

      Sounds like they've picked on the wrong company.

      Lesson 1 for patent trolls: Don't sue very deep pockets with staff shysters.

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    6. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That was pretty much my response: WTF can still be patentable in the design of a golf ball? It's basically just a rubber ball with a dimpled plastic shell. Any innovation in that design makes it ineligible to be used in tournaments!

    7. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

      If you read TFA you will see that "why we can't have nice things for cheap" refers to the tactic employed by large companies of threatening legal action against small competitors that those competitors can't afford to defend against

      Yeah, that's the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Costco -- an itty-bitty company that can't afford to defend itself.

    8. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      However, you left out if these balls actually are NOT violate all 11 Acushnet patents, what would happen? This is a part of business tactic when a company is using patents to force others out of its way of monopoly. If it is the case, this is a kind of patent troll tactic and I don't support it...

      Also, from what I read TFA, Acushnet is trying to force "meet or exceed the quality standards of leading national brands" as Costco advertisement of their balls (#7 in the Complaint). However, if you really look at Costco page, the phrase actually gives a different meaning in the context.

      ... Our goals for Kirkland Signature items are that they (1) meet or exceed the quality standards of leading national brands, while being offered to members at the lowest possible price; ...

      For infringing those patents, you should read the complaint yourself for what Costco said against those patents. I don't know whether or not those claims are valid and won't argue about them because I'm not a patent attorney.

    9. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Nutria · · Score: 1

      However, you left out if these balls actually are NOT violate all 11 Acushnet patents, what would happen?

      That's irrelevant to my point (which is that -- surprise, surprise -- the article title is utter bullshit).

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    10. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I would presume, however, that when *testing* a golf ball, you would use a machine that swings in a very well-defined way. Not the same way every time, but maybe one perfect shot, a slight hook, a slight slice, large pull, et cetera. This gives a controlled test that can provide quantitative metrics for different ball designs.

    11. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Guspaz · · Score: 4, Informative

      By both revenue and market cap, Costco is roughly 70-80x the size of the golf company. Costco's net income alone is higher than both Acushnet's revenue and their market cap. Costco has essentially unlimited resources available to fight any litigation, meaning this case will be decided on the merits if Costco wants it to be.

    12. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ha, as someone who is familiar with the golf ball design process, this is where the "computer engineers think they know everything" starts to show how little we do know outside of our field.

      Golf balls have complex layers and internals, they aren't just some rubber with a plastic shell. Much of it is about the chemistry or composition of the plastics inside the ball that are researched at length. The performance is measured using mechanical swing equipment and average distance, spin, bounce are all very carefully examined.

      Example Acushnet patent in the Costco complaint (yes, Costco filed the suit):

      1. A golf ball comprising: a core comprising a center and an outer core layer, the center comprising a thermoset polybutadiene rubber composition having a first hardness; and the outer core layer comprising a polymer comprised of an acid group fully-neutralized by an organic acid or a salt of the organic acid, and a cation source or a suitable base of the cation source; and having a second hardness; and an inner cover layer and an outer cover layer comprising ionomeric copolymers and terpolymers, ionomer precursors, thermoplastics, thermoplastic elastomers, polybutadiene rubber, balata, grafted metallocene-catalyzed polymers, non-grafted metallocene-catalyzed polymers, single-site polymers, high-crystalline acid polymers and their ionomers, polyurethnnes, polyureas, polyurethane-ureas; polyurea-urethanes; or cationic ionomers; wherein the first hardness is from about 50 Shore A to about 55 Shore D and first hardness is less than the second Shore D hardness by at least about 10 points.

    13. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      In any given 2-3 year time span, there's like what, maybe a dozen professional golfers so skilled that they are able to hit the ball on a predictable basis? The remaining pros vary wildly and the amateurs are all over the map, so assessing the claims and technology of golf balls is pretty difficult.

      Robots are regularly used to compare golf equipment for that reason. Google "Iron Byron" for details.

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    14. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by FrankHaynes · · Score: 1

      Hey! Orange balls! I'll have a box of those. Give me a box of those naked lady tees, and gimme two of those, gimme six of those...

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    15. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I love the way this looks on paper:

      Patent infringement:
      "You totally copied all of our best secrets for making awesome golf balls!"

      False advertising:
      "Your golf balls are shyte Costco!"

      Which is it? Did they take your awesome patented ideas or are the golf balls nothing more than under-performing over-hyped sales gimmicks?

      Or, maybe they both are...

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    16. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Funny

      By both revenue and market cap, Costco is roughly 70-80x the size of the golf company. Costco's net income alone is higher than both Acushnet's revenue and their market cap. Costco has essentially unlimited resources available to fight any litigation, meaning this case will be decided on the merits if Costco wants it to be.

      I saw a documentary about 10 years ago. Apparently Costco has it's own law-school too.

    17. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Which is it? Did they take your awesome patented ideas or are the golf balls nothing more than under-performing over-hyped sales gimmicks?

      Option #3: You stole our ideas but implemented them like crap.

      (NB: I don't know nor care which is the truth.)

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    18. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The remaining pros vary wildly and the amateurs are all over the map, so assessing the claims and technology of golf balls is pretty difficult.

      You could very easily make a reproducible test by having a robot do the golf swing.

    19. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it doesn't. This is actual, physical "stuff" which has been invented, not gauzy ideas.

      If these balls actually violate the 11 Acushnet patents (and they're in force), then it's right and good for Acushnet to ban Costco from selling them.

      (And that's ignoring whether or not the claims of false advertising, which would mean that they wouldn't be nice in the first place.)

      Not quite true. As Costco did not design or manufacture the golf balls. The act of selling doesn't technically violate a patent. The two parties that are in violation are Acushnet and the third party manufacturer. From the available news reports, it appears that the contract for manufacture didn't have any clauses on what was to be done with unacceptable or overrun product. Costco bought the golf balls in good faith that the manufacturer had the legal rights to sell them.

      This is nothing but another abuse/twisting of the patent system to maintain dominant market position.

    20. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Titleist balls are severely over priced. And for the average golfer play no better than most other balls at half or less the price. Same for most other high end balls. I believe the Costco balls were actually rebranded Nike balls. So the company that makes the balls has the rights to make the ball and had the right under Nike. Costco is only selling the balls.

    21. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by rahvin112 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Costco is actually a very lean operation. They make very little profit on anything they sell, all the profit comes from membership fees. Basically the cost of any product at Costco is their wholesale cost plus about 10% to cover the overhead costs. They typically make anywhere from -0.5% to 0.5% profit on individual items. The cost of a patent battle are large, they could probably afford it but the patent holder is betting they won't want to spend the money.

    22. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      Presumably they use robotic arms you test the golf balls.

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    23. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      They're put through many controlled tests that essentially verify that, when hit by the "standard golfer" at the standard strike speed, they fly not further than a specified distance. So, if a golf ball works "too well", it's no longer allowed in tournaments.

      The more expensive golf balls become, the more economical it becomes to learn to scuba dive in the water hazards.

    24. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      THIS.

      You just can't make a ball "too good". Any sport is highly regulated. Screwing around with the elements too much will be viewed as a rules violation. There just isn't that much to invent here.

      This is just more of the usual "patents run amok" that we see in our own domain. It should not surprise anyone that it happens with "physical stuff" too.

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    25. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by mtmiller100 · · Score: 1

      Kinda reminds me of when SCO Group was trying to threaten Red Hat and IBM customers over using Linux. They had gotten away with this tactic so many times in the past, they kinda forgot it only works against the little guy.

    26. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I understand that you occasionally see Manbearpig roaming the fairways?

    27. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They almost certainly will, else it will be open season on them.

      I fully support any effort to countersue these little assholes into oblivion. Abuse of process should result in a loss of your business venture.

    28. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't. This is actual, physical "stuff" which has been invented, not gauzy ideas.

      All patents are ideas.

      If these balls actually violate the 11 Acushnet patents (and they're in force), then it's right and good for Acushnet to ban Costco from selling them.

      You don't even know what any of the patents are for do you?

    29. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Costco isn't just a company with deep pockets and lawyers on staff.

      Costco is a company that successfully negotiated with Visa for a ridiculously low merchant rate. I'll give you a minute to let that sink in. Costco dictated terms to Visa. That's not how that works for anyone else. Not even Walmart can do that. (Because Walmart doesn't double-up as a card issuer.)

    30. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      I believe the Costco balls were actually rebranded Nike balls. So the company that makes the balls has the rights to make the ball and had the right under Nike. Costco is only selling the balls.

      I was guessing the same thing.

      I"m not sure who makes all of the Costco Kirkland booze...but it sure is good.

      Their gin I"m currently trying out is very well made IMHO.

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    31. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by chispito · · Score: 1

      If you read TFA you will see that "why we can't have nice things for cheap" refers to the tactic employed by large companies of threatening legal action against small competitors that those competitors can't afford to defend against, even if they are likely to win. It's a tactic that Acushnet has used before.

      But this is a threat against Costco and if they lose it's hardly a line item for them. If they win it's a win for golfers on a budget.

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    32. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      I always thought that Costco's Kirkland Signature was a rebrand of someone elses stuff. Kirkland Signature Vodka is a rebrand of Grey Goose (or a near-perfect match, according to a few vodka pros I've talked to). They may have their own food production facilities, dog food facilities, clothing manufacturing shops, stills and breweries, print shops, and hardware manufacturing factories (for assorted desks, garage stuff, tools, etc...) but I sincerely doubt it. An old reddit thread agrees, kinda.

      If it's a rebrand, then Costco isn't really responsible for the manufacturing part, only the advertising and sale. Oracle didn't sue Samsung over Android (though I'm sure they tried or would have), they sued the source - Google. The fact that Costco is standing up for their supplier is interesting.

    33. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      t also wouldn't surprise me if the markup on golf balls was stratospheric

      I'm sure it is. If my business if selling overpriced things to people willing to pay a 3x increase for a 2% improvement, I'm going to rigorously defend my legal rights over that 2% improvement. What's more, I don't know why that's controversial. I'd also be willing to spend a lot to generate that 2% increase.

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    34. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well by brother-in law buys the expensive balls. Macho thing, ya know? Says he can drive about 350. He also claims he could play in the pros, if he could get his short game under a little better control. Says his problem is that he likes to get out there and show off how far he can drive, rather that than play it smart and lay it up in a better position around a dog leg.

      Fucking ignoramus.

      Yeah, you guessed it - Trump voter.

    35. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      They make very little profit on anything they sell, all the profit comes from membership fees.

      Even if true, that seems orthogonal to the question of whether they fit the profile of a "small competitor." Costco reported northward of $2 billion in net income last year.

      The cost of a patent battle are large, they could probably afford it but the patent holder is betting they won't want to spend the money.

      If true, that was a bad bet -- Costco is the one that filed the lawsuit.

    36. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice Caddy shack quote but you left out the " Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
      Oh, it looks good on you though. "

    37. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed golf shops always had (have?) Q-Ray bracelets on sale, among things. Only real-life stores I've seen them in.

    38. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

      Or the Gilette/Schick.

      Your pick. This exact same thing has been happening to both Harry's and Dollar Shave Club due to lost profits and supposed copyright infringements.

      There's no reason a razor refill or a golf ball should be 4 dollars a pop.

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    39. Re:"Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap" by msi · · Score: 1

      Costco are already paying the lawyers, they don't save any money by not going to court. They were sent a threatening letter by someone who totally failed to see what was coming.

  4. Not big news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are other decent balls in the $20-25/box category. Those who lose a lot of balls will be hurt by the difference in price, but then again, it probably doesn't matter what brand of balls those golfers use. Might as well buy cheapest ones because half of them are going into the woods.

    1. Re:Not big news by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I score my golf game by my best hole and the number of balls I lose.

      A par and 2 is a _great_ round of golf.

      I usually find more balls than I lose, hunting for mine in the rough, but those don't count in the score. I never buy balls.

      Also: Even # holes = bowl hole, Odd # holes = beer hole. Have to designate a driver, even for 9.

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    2. Re:Not big news by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      I score my golf game by my best hole and the number of balls I lose.

      A par and 2 is a _great_ round of golf.

      Take your score and divide by the number of balls lost. As long as you are under par (or got a beer cart girl's number) you've had a good day.

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    3. Re:Not big news by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Divide by number of balls lost + 1. Handle the admittedly very unlikely edge case better.

      Cart girls aren't reliable enough for my odd/even schedule. Carry beers in the bag.

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  5. Costco can hold their own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a legal battle with Acushnet.

    1. Re:Costco can hold their own by Tokolosh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.

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    2. Re:Costco can hold their own by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

      it is the grass that suffers.

      Well, to be fair, every golfer should know to repair their divots.

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    3. Re:Costco can hold their own by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.

      And, checking recent events, apparently, US health insurance law. :-)

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    4. Re:Costco can hold their own by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.

      Yeah, nice saying, but the reality is that it often takes an elephant to stop another elephant. Acushnet has been suing smaller competitors to put them out of business, perhaps Costco can put a stop to it.

      On a side note, am I the only one who can't type a comment without the text box losing focus repeatedly?

    5. Re:Costco can hold their own by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.

      Except in this case if Costco is an elephant Titleist is maybe an aardvark.

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  6. And this is news how? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Been going on in the tech industry for decades.

  7. Re: The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please erase this type of thinking from your head. If I want to manufacture a product for $10 and sell it for $5, I am completely within my rights to do so. It's not smart, but being stupid isn't a legal crime. How do you know that the non Costco isn't made by child labor elsewhere? Costco may sell the golf balls at a loss, but then make up for it for that other $200 worth of crap that people put in their cart they didn't need.

  8. Costco put some cards on the table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    They published why they don't infringe.

    http://golf-patents.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/20170317-Complaint-Costco-v-Acushnet.pdf

    That should give the other side pretty good visability as to what their options are.
    Will be interesting to see what they do next.
    If Costco did their homework, then maybe the dreaded golf ball triopoly is dad.
    Oh, it's sooo exciting just can't wait to see what happens next.

    1. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

      For those who don't want to read through that rather boring document, Costco claims they are not infringing because the hardness of the cores, coefficient of restitution of the cores, and density and shape of dimples on the Kirkland ball do not fall within the range of those specified in the patents. And that the patents are invalid due to prior art.

    2. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by gnasher719 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Very nice find. So Acushnet made some threatening accusations, and now Costco is taking them to court, asking for a declaratory judgement.

      They want to stop Acushnet to make any accusations of patent infringement, because (a) in all 11 cases the Costco balls are not made in the way that the patent claims, and (b) in all 11 cases the Acushnet patent is invalid because of prior art. For example, one patent claim is for balls "where dimples cover more than 80% of the surface", and Costco says with their balls, dimples _don't_ cover that much surface.

      Acushnet also accuses Costco of "false advertising" because they are saying "their products are as good or better than top brands". And there Costco's argument is that (a) they never directly compared to Acushnet, and (b) reviewers and players have repeatedly said that their golf balls are at least as good as Acushnet.

      I think someone at Acushnet is in trouble now for sending threatening letters.

    3. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is indeed the case, how can they actually sell those golf balls under that label?

      That strikes me as willful false advertising, and trademark infringement. Naturally, patent infringement, is not trademark infringement, but they are often side by side in the legal realms for these matters...

      Last time I checked, in the US you can't sell a product, that is indeed not the product produced by said company, under the name of that company without permission. That is indeed, illegal. Curious to see how Costco wiggles out of this one.

    4. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, I think you missed the point. Costco is selling their golf balls under the "Kirkland Signature" brand, which is Costco's 'generic' brand for products. They are NOT using the other companies brand. So no TM infringement.

    5. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nor sure what you're saying here. Costco is selling their golf balls under their own label. They're claiming they are as good as the three labels names. "good" here is undefined. They are not saying they are made the same or even to the same specifications. They are not passing them off as balls made by Acushnet.

    6. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is indeed the case, how can they actually sell those golf balls under that label?

      That strikes me as willful false advertising, and trademark infringement. Naturally, patent infringement, is not trademark infringement, but they are often side by side in the legal realms for these matters...

      Last time I checked, in the US you can't sell a product, that is indeed not the product produced by said company, under the name of that company without permission. That is indeed, illegal. Curious to see how Costco wiggles out of this one.

      Costco sold them as a house brand not as an Acushnet brand, which negates everything you said

    7. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you lacking in reading comprehension, or just dumb? Costco isn't selling their KS Brand balls as being made by Titleist/Acushnet.

    8. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by careysub · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This being /. lots of people are speculating about what the patents might be, rather than simply following the link and then looking them up and actually knowing.

      Here are links to four of the patents mentioned (there are eleven of them I don't have time to create markup links for all of them): US6994638, US8123632, US8444507, US9320944. The other patents are: US8025593, US 8257201, US 7331878, US6358161, US7887439, US 7641572, and US7163472. You can Google them like I did.

      Looking over Costco's response, and looking at the patents themselves, I have a strong feeling of deja vu. Acushnet is not a patent troll, since they actually sell a product and are using the patent system to crush competition with litigation threats, but to my eye the patents are written in the finest patent troll tradition. They are all highly complex grab bags of a whole lot of claims written very broadly, a rich shopping list for lawyers to turn into legal accusations. Literally hundreds of separate claims are made in these patents, in a densely cross referenced fashion. They aren't patents of any identifiable invention, they are simply a wall of claims on every possible aspect of a golf ball so that something can be carved out to attack any competitor.

      Note that Acushnet has never had to defend any of these claims in court! With the deeply broken patent system we have today, in which its stated purpose (to encourage innovation for the public good) has been turned on its head as a way of suppressing actual innovation and protecting established corporations, a patent cannot be assumed to have any validity until it has actually been litigated. The courts are called on to do the job of the patent examiners.

      I doubt Costco is going to lose this case.

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    9. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by careysub · · Score: 1

      I think someone at Acushnet is in trouble now for sending threatening letters.

      Surely not. This has been an extremely successful tactic to crush competition up to now. The ridiculous margin they are making on their balls surely covers the modest cost of a lawyer who writes threaten letters (and the legal department that is "innovating" by writing up new patents to file).

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    10. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is indeed the case, how can they actually sell those golf balls under that label?

      Under what label? Costco is selling their golf balls under the Kirkland Signature label which is _Costco's own brand_!

      Last time I checked, in the US you can't sell a product, that is indeed not the product produced by said company, under the name of that company without permission. That is indeed, illegal. Curious to see how Costco wiggles out of this one.

      They have never used an Acushnet trademarked name or sold anything "under the name of that company." There is nothing for Costco to "wiggle out of."

    11. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Monster cables filed a patent that basically covered all RCA standard cables.

      Used it to intimidate competitors until one called their bluff. They still try.

      Fucking lawyers...up against the wall.

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    12. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      I think someone at Acushnet is in trouble now for sending threatening letters.

      Surely not. This has been an extremely successful tactic to crush competition up to now. The ridiculous margin they are making on their balls surely covers the modest cost of a lawyer who writes threaten letters (and the legal department that is "innovating" by writing up new patents to file).

      Depends on who's paying who. That aside, I would love to see the Appeal that gets filed if the judge is a fan of Titleist balls because he prefers them while golfing. This is amusing to watch and has effectively assured a rise in sales of Costco balls and a rise in sales of Titleist balls, while we can all enjoy watching the stupid quarrel with or without popcorn. :)

    13. Re:Costco put some cards on the table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short, Costco is calling Acushnet's bluff. If Acushnet loses, they may not be able to continue this practice with other competitors.

  9. Re: The Real Question by Scoth · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, it can be a crime. There's a whole concept of Dumping. It usually applies in the case of international trade, but can apply domestically as well. Generally it's used to drive competition out of business when they can't sustain the lower price.

    Dumping

  10. Dimpled by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got your dimpled balls right here.

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    1. Re:Dimpled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah but they don't have tit list approval.

    2. Re:Dimpled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gross, Mr. President.

    3. Re:Dimpled by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but I suspect you are not willing to let the Anonymous Cowards swing a 9-iron at them.

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  11. Nobody knows what "physical" means. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to have a "gauzy" idea, that idea must be encoded in some arrangement of "physical" phenomena. EVERYTHING is physical.

  12. Typical entitled behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is typical entitled behavior for corporations. "WHAAAAAAAHHHHHH! But I deseeeeeeeerve to make a bunch of money." Meanwhile, poor people who like to not starve or die from lack of health care are derided as entitled. This is bullshit. The only entitled people out there are the patent trolls and goobers like Titleist.

    1. Re:Typical entitled behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor people don't need to waste money on golf.

  13. Is it just branding or is it a real patent issue? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    These days, almost every single small consumer product is made in China or similar countries. Factories turn out the same electronics for Apple, Lenovo, Dell, etc. and the only differentiation is the case and branding. It wouldn't surprise me if there were one or two massive golf ball factories turning out millions of balls a month, and just slapping the Titleist or Nike or Kirkland Signature logo on a slightly differentiated design. This happens a lot in electronics too -- Cisco's contract manufacturers sell non-official Cisco gear all the time at a cut-rate price; same exact specs but no support if Cisco finds out.

    In the consumer space, this reminds me of businesses like Dollar Shave Club or similar. If you buy fancy razors and razor blades from Gillette or Schick or whatever, you'll pay insane prices even in bulk for an extremely basic consumer good. The question is whether or not the cheaper substitute good really is directly stealing patented designs. Companies do have to make money back on their research -- I guess the question is how much of a golf ball design really is a trade secret.

    It also speaks volumes about the "power of brands." People will happily pay Apple multiples of what their devices are worth just to have an Apple product. BMW owners pay through the nose for their cars, then pay through the nose again to get them fixed just because they're proprietary and expensive. I don't really care where my razor blades or golf balls come from, but I'm sure there are rabid Titleist fans out there too who would never be caught dead with Costco balls. I'm actually surprised that there's a market for cheap golf balls given how much disposable income you need to have to play golf these days. You need to belong to a country club, buy thousands of dollars worth of equipment, and have hours of free time at your disposal, something most people don't have.

  14. Advertising costs money by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    The cost of making the Costco golf balls and the Acushnet balls is probably similar. Acushnet spends a lot of money on advertising and gives a lot of its product to professional golfers so they're going to cost more to those who actually pay for them.

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  15. Call me a skeptic but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised there are still patents that matter for golf balls, let alone 11 of them. I would have thought that was a solved problem some 20 years ago and that anything new that still fit tournament regulations on golf balls was gimmicks and snake oil.

    1. Re:Call me a skeptic but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised there are still patents that matter for golf balls, let alone 11 of them. I would have thought that was a solved problem some 20 years ago and that anything new that still fit tournament regulations on golf balls was gimmicks and snake oil.

      The problem is incremental patenting. Say Acushnet finds 5 different dimple patterns that each improve on the flight characteristics of the ball. They patent one. Any ball with that specific pattern is protected for 20 years. At year 18, the patent the next dimple pattern, it takes 2 years to get it through the patent office, but it does right before the original patent expires. So the golf ball is covered for another 20 years. Repeat the process 3 more times and you have kept the golf ball under patent for 100 years. Now imagine you have additional other patents on cover materials, core materials, winding patterns, winding materials, center materials... the list goes on and on. Conceivably, if you are really good you could keep a single item under patent for centuries.

  16. Costco is the one suing by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This won't be like before, when the manufacturer sent threatening letters and forced smaller manufacturers to either go to court of get out of the business entirely. Costco is suing, and now Acushnet Holdings has to either prove their claims or fold. Same as IBM and Novell when SCO made similar bad noises about patent infringement, the big boys can't afford to let someone slander them.

    Any bets that another patent troll is going to get a kick in the balls?

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    1. Re:Costco is the one suing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is Acushnet a patent troll if they have an actual product being manufactured?

    2. Re:Costco is the one suing by plague911 · · Score: 2

      By threatening patent lawsuits in frivolous situations. Its a different kind of troll but still a troll.

    3. Re:Costco is the one suing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there.

    4. Re:Costco is the one suing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't manufacture it or sell it. They merely license the patents to the seller who then sublicenses them to the manufacturer.

      Also, Costco is counter-suing to have the patents invalidated. Their legal filing includes the patent numbers of prior art.

      Acushnet is about to get, as the kids say these days, "rekt".

    5. Re:Costco is the one suing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any bets that another patent troll is going to get a kick in the balls?

      You (and a lot of /.ers) are making a baseless assumption that the patents are trivial/bogus. We won't know until they go to trial. If patents are bad, how come no one else is spending decades and millions improving the game of golf? Yeah, we get it you like free stuff, including R&D on other people's dimes.

    6. Re:Costco is the one suing by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      If you had read the complaint, you would have known that the patent claims they're asserting don't even apply to the product, which has different specifications than the ones cited in the patents.

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    7. Re:Costco is the one suing by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Read the filing - the claim is that the specifications of the balls violate their patents - Costco says the specifications don't match their balls - something that they are prepared to prove in court, so it doesn't even matter if the patents are valid or not. It's like you patenting rounded corners on a phone, and then claiming infringement against a phone with square corners.

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    8. Re:Costco is the one suing by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      And this, kids, is why big companies rarely ever go after other big companies.

      Big swingin' dick lawyers can be stalemated by OTHER big swingin' dick lawyers and then the aggressor looks like an idiot and wasted money.

      Would any of us have any doubts about the outcome if it was 'Bill's Golf Balls', a $100,000 business in Madison WI instead of Costco?

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  17. Re:The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is WHY is this an article on Slashdot?

  18. Re: The Real Question by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Except when there is industry collusion to keep prices inflated. The golf industry is ABSOLUTELY big on that. Golf balls are incredibly cheap to make and Titleist knows their balls are not worth what they sell them for.

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  19. Re: The Real Question by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Actually, it can be a crime. There's a whole concept of Dumping. It usually applies in the case of international trade, but can apply domestically as well. Generally it's used to drive competition out of business when they can't sustain the lower price.

    Dumping

    He said being stupid isn't a crime.

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  20. Re:The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a fucking ball with some dents in it. The questions you should be asking are, "why the hell are they so expensive?" and, "how the hell do you get (at least) 11 patents on a fucking ball?"

  21. Re:Is it just branding or is it a real patent issu by hesiod · · Score: 1

    I'm actually surprised that there's a market for cheap golf balls given how much disposable income you need to have to play golf these days. You need to belong to a country club, buy thousands of dollars worth of equipment

    Not really: you can buy relatively good clubs (non-pro of course) for a few hundred dollars, and there are plenty of golf courses that don't require club membership. You can play a round for less than $50 on some decent courses. They're not quite PGA-level, but then again if you aren't going to spend a ton of money you probably aren't at the skill level that would require.

  22. Re:The Real Question by Guspaz · · Score: 2

    Costco's products tend to be cheap because they have policies on limiting markup (Kirkland products have a 15% markup, third party products are 8-10%). They can afford to do this because their membership fees cover their corporate overhead.

  23. Poking the dragon by Cyberglich · · Score: 1

    Costco's no dummy.. also they are know for taking cases all the way to SCOTUS. Sueing them could get very expensive for the gold company very fast.

    1. Re:Poking the dragon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the other way around. Acushnet sent a threatening letter. Costco is pursuing legal options. Your premise that Acushnet is poking the Costco dragon may be true, but they are unlikely to sue based on the article. Does no one here read the actual articles anymore?

      Costco quickly fired back in a federal complaint (PDF) filed against Acushnet on March 17 in Washington, asking the court to declare that it’s doing nothing wrong. The wholesale club says it never publicly compared KS balls to any Acushnet balls, and that to the extent it did, claims of comparable quality are in fact true.

  24. Re: The Real Question by retchdog · · Score: 1

    sure they are. if they got a state-enforced monopoly on their production and importation then, for the duration of that granted monopoly, they're worth (in that state) whatever they can sell them for.

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  25. Leading National Brand by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    Technicality question on advertising and legalities around their verbiage. It's been a while, but I thought when somebody uses the phrase "Leading National Brand" it means absolutely nothing in court. In other words, they can always say they are better than the leading national brand, because there is no definite requirement for who is "leading". Leading might mean their 5 year old son who sells golf balls he found in the ditch outside.

    Some other gotchas I remember are "Best", "Number 1", and crap like that. Anything that can't be pinned down to a definite thing, like a dollar amount or percentage, will get by with advertising whatever. Even stuff like water-proof can get by with judges as long as it is way better than typical products that are listed as "water resistant" even though the water-proof stuff might not be 100%.

    1. Re:Leading National Brand by green1 · · Score: 1

      While you're mostly right, it's not quite that straightforward.

      "leading brands" doesn't necessarily mean any specific one, but it wouldn't mean a brand nobody has ever heard of, it would have to be one of the top ones, but not necessarily "the" top one, and it can be "top" by various different metrics (they didn't specify) so it could be be top by sales volume, or profit, or most used by professionals, or by amateurs, most well recognized brand, or any of a number of other qualifications.

      Additionally "better" is also subjective, and while you'd have to prove it's better, that doesn't mean better in all ways. only that it isn't worse in all ways. so it could fly straighter, or further, but it could simply be more aesthetically pleasing, or better value for money, or that some blind test had a group of golfers chose it.

      So while these terms are mostly meaningless, they aren't completely meaningless. Basically if you weren't stupid in how you used them, it would be easy enough to prove you're ok. But if your product really is the worst on the market in all categories you could still be in trouble for saying it's "better than the leading national brand" (though any one specific brand may not have standing to sue as they can't prove you meant them, but it could still fall afoul of false advertising laws and a consumer group could)

    2. Re:Leading National Brand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they don't claim they are "equivalent or better than leading national brands", they claim their goal is to be.

      Good luck trying to disprove *that*...

    3. Re:Leading National Brand by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      I agree on the point about kirkland signatures goal.

      Let's assume for fun that it is not a goal, but an actual claim the balls were "equivalent or better than leading national brands". Every single term has to be defined, and likely in court, since those are not legal terms. Leading national brands is plural so, top 3, top 5, top 50%? Then, in golf balls each brand has many different balls. So, which products are we comparing from each brand. Then, what parameters are golf balls measured against each other. Once we have that what does equivalent or better mean. Equivalent in plain English does not usually mean exactly equal, and there is such a thing as measurement error. So, equivalent could mean within 5% of the leading brands in whatever parameters are measured.

  26. Re:Is it just branding or is it a real patent issu by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    My town has a city-owned golf course (not uncommon). This course was a private course that was struggling and the city purchased it a couple of decades ago.

    Greens fees are about $20.

  27. Patent Expiry Question by _xanthus_47 · · Score: 1

    So, patents do expire, right? Companies can't do this forever, right? Eventually after the 20 year time expires we can get nice things for cheap, right? Somebody...

    1. Re:Patent Expiry Question by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Na, because when the patent for a bill with dimples covering at least 80% of the surface with a solid core, they'll patent a ball with at least 79.996% of the surface covered in dimples with an elastic core.

      The produced balls will remain identical.

    2. Re:Patent Expiry Question by green1 · · Score: 1

      Except that after 19 years the company re-files the same patent with a minor tweak, and because nobody examines patents it will be approved.

      Do you really think that there is anything that is still patentable about a golf ball that wouldn't be easy to work around if you wanted to? Golf balls have been around forever, and patents are time limited. If you create your golf balls based on how they were made over 20 years ago there's no way you could be infringing a valid patent (any patent you are found to be violating would be invalid due to prior art)

      Thing is, there's nothing to stop a big company from suing you anyway, you'd just have to prove it all in court, and hey, everyone can afford that right?

    3. Re:Patent Expiry Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, patents do expire, right? Companies can't do this forever, right? Eventually after the 20 year time expires we can get nice things for cheap, right? Somebody...

      Unless they have another change to the object that they don't use until the original patent is about to expire.

      For example, take the drug Vytorin, it is a combination of Lipitor and Zetia, both of which have their own patents. However, when you put together the two drugs in one pill .. that one pill gets its own patent which adds another 20 years to patent clock

      Acushnet has been doing the same thing since the 60s, Patent a particular incarnation of a golf ball, price it high and spend the next 18 years looking for a way to improve its performance. That new way gets patented. At year 20, Acusnet introduces Titlelist vX, the latest and greatest Titleist. The stop making vX-1 and only make vX, and because of deep pockets the can bully everyone else into not competing with the old versions.

    4. Re:Patent Expiry Question by careysub · · Score: 1

      So, patents do expire, right? Companies can't do this forever, right? Eventually after the 20 year time expires we can get nice things for cheap, right? Somebody...

      Take a look at the patents (I posted a list and some direct links up-page).

      The set of them are enormous grab-bags of literally hundreds of claims over every aspect of golf ball design and construction. You can paste-up Googled polymer chemistry terms, reworded descriptions of geometry, revised lists of hardness scores, etc. etc. to create new tossed-salads of claims until the end of time. This is "patent engineering" - creating dense obscure far reaching webs of claims for lawyers to file, there is not actual innovation in the lot of them.

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    5. Re:Patent Expiry Question by careysub · · Score: 2

      Another point to ponder. There is no way that Titleist's actual balls conform to many of the claims in these patents. But they don't have to. These are just claims made by patent lawyers and don't need to be reflected in any actual product. But no doubt some features of Titleist balls match the patents, there are so many of them (hundreds) and are so varied and broadly phrased they would have to. But that is also true of any other golf ball made by anybody.

      Therein lies the secret of corporate abuse of the patent system to create virtual monopolies. You don't have to actually invent or show anything - you simply write up vast lists of claims to create hooks for lawyers to threaten to sue other people. The people who write these patents simply spend their lives poring over technical literature, concocting new descriptive language, dreaming up new claims to make, not actually inventing anything useful or even real.

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    6. Re:Patent Expiry Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the biggest farce of all about design patents. Your patent can encompass a bazillion features and traits that your actual product will never have. It turns the whole thing into a joke.

  28. Re:Is it just branding or is it a real patent issu by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 1

    You can play golf with a $110 set of clubs (which you can probably find cheaper used) at a public course for $20 to $40 a round, if you walk rather than rent a cart. If you want, you can buy some golf shoes, but they're not required. It does not require thousands of dollars nor membership in a country club.

  29. Re:The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is WHY are they cheap.

    So.. what did you find out?

    If [random hypothesis]

    Oh. You didn't even try. Are you sure that was your "real question?"

  30. Re:The Real Question by TWX · · Score: 1

    Probably because of techniques to manufacture the raw materials for the core, techniques to wind the core, techniques to develop the material for the casing, techniques to actual extrude or cast that casing, and the design that went into the the dimple pattern itself.

    Now, I'm not saying that all of these kinds of patents should be valid, but I can see how work went into each of these steps, and how a company that has spent the time and money developing these steps would want to do what they could to protect their interest in what they've paid to develop.

    There may be some latitude for another manufacturer though. If you look at automotive design you can see how most cars tend to follow trends. Boxy versus curvaceous, certain kinds of bulges in fenders and quarter panels, certain kinds of wheel opening arches, windshield angles, C-pillar design, etc. Most cars tend to be similar to other cars in a given class for a given year range, and historically this has not been too problematical. It could well be that Costco's design is similar to Titleist, but not identical enough to be a problem, but if Titleist chooses to sue then it'll be up to the court and the appeals process to decide.

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  31. What a world.... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "Companies with deep pockets lock down the market by making it too expensive for competitors to operate and to offer lower-priced yet quality products. It is a legitimate tactic; even those who succumb to it don’t really begrudge the approach."

    If this is a "legitimate tactic", the so-called Free Market is seriously fubar'd.

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    1. Re:What a world.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as a free market so long as the government can tell you to stop. The only exceptions being proof of physical harm/trespass/lies.

    2. Re:What a world.... by careysub · · Score: 1

      There is also no such thing as a free market when there is no regulation and monopolies and cartels and control the markets.

      "Free market" is a political buzz phrase with no real meaning in economics (look it up).

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    3. Re:What a world.... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      "Free market" is a political buzz phrase with no real meaning in economics (look it up).

      While I agree that "free market" is mainly a political term... in economics the same concept is simply referred to as a "market". There is no need for a term like "free market" in economics because in economics all trade is assumed to be voluntary, and consequently all markets are free markets. Occasionally economists will speculate on the likely effects of non-economic influences like price floors or taxation, but the very existence of these influences undermines the most basic foundations of economic calculation. This is part of the reason why economic predictions tend to go off the rails when you start introducing distortions like patents, copyrights, monetary policy, and taxes, all of which are decidedly non-free: they belong to the domain of political action rather than economics.

      There is also no such thing as a free market when there is no regulation...

      That is the same as saying "there is no such thing as a free market." A regulated market cannot by definition be a free market. The "free" in "free market" means that all interactions within the market are voluntary: the permissible actions are exactly those which do not infringe on others' property rights, no more and no less. Regulations are imposed involuntarily. The two are not compatible.

      A free market may well include monopolies and cartels, but in general these are due to the presence of regulations, not their absence. The more heavily regulated the market the higher the barriers to entry and the more prone it becomes to regulatory capture, both of which favor a small number of large, well-established players.

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    4. Re:What a world.... by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      A free market may well include monopolies and cartels, but in general these are due to the presence of regulations, not their absence. The more heavily regulated the market the higher the barriers to entry and the more prone it becomes to regulatory capture, both of which favor a small number of large, well-established players.

      You should decide whether you believe "free market" actually means anything in actual economics. Early on you agree that it is a political term, then continue to pretend it has meaning.

      The claim that monopolies are "in general these are due to the presence of regulations" is nonsense. The most famous examples of monopolies and cartels - the Standard Oil Monopoly, the U.S. Steel monopoly and the de Beers cartel had nothing to do with regulation and everything to do with unfettered market power.

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  32. Re:The Real Question by aicrules · · Score: 1

    Patent law. Same reason you see random giraffe stories on the news now. I mean April the forever pregnant Giraffe is so topical that news agencies automatically rank up AP wire stories about any giraffe in a desperate attempt to lure viewers in.

  33. Eleven of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

    Put it up to eleven.

  34. Can't have nice things? by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    It is not that we can not have nice things, it's we can't have nice things and not pay for it. Plus there is that pesky thing called a patent to take into account.

  35. yar by AndyKron · · Score: 0

    Yet another reason why I don't give a fuck about this world.

  36. They've Got Balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To bring this type of lawsuit to court, I'll give them that.

    1. Re: They've Got Balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea they do...Little ones.

  37. Re:Is it just branding or is it a real patent issu by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

    In my area it's the exact opposite. They use tax dollars to build something, mismanage it horribly, then sell it for pennies on the dollar to their buddies because it is "failing". It's a great way for politicians to transfer public money to their friends.

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  38. Farm Equipment and how patents once worked... by number6x · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I look out the window of my building from my cubicle and see a little sliver of Grant Park on Chicago's lake front to the south. On the other side of Grant Park lies Soldier's Field and McCormick Place.

    McCormick Place is named after "Colonel" Robert McCormick, staunch anti FDR Republican and owner of the Chicago Tribune. Colonel McCormick was one of the heirs of the fortune made by Cyrus McCormick selling the McCormick reaper.

    The reaper was patented. Obed Hussey had patented a reaper as well. They fought in court over the patents, but both were sold for many years under the separate patents. Obed ended up with the "most" ownership of the design, but they were not exactly alike.

    Think about the old saying: "Build a better mouse trap, and the world will beat a path to your door."

    As a matter of fact, Massey Ferguson, John Deere, Alice Chalmers and many others made reapers, harvesters, tillers, bailers and many more patented farm equipment. Each performed the same functions, but each did it in a slightly different way. They each were building better mouse traps, not the same one. The US constitution supports patents in section 8:

    "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries."

    The purpose must be to promote, not hinder, the "Progress of Science" and "useful Arts". Temporary, and exclusive, rights "to their respective" creations are granted. Not all creations that perform the same function are protected against, but the ones that do it the way you made it work. If someone else makes a golf ball that is different than your golf ball, they get their patent and you get yours. In this way the 'useful Arts' are promoted. "Build a better golf ball and the golfers will beat a path to your door" has become "and the lawyers will beat a path to the Court."

    We have come almost 180 (degrees) in patent law from the simple language of the Constitution. Patents should protect an individual, specific design, and those very close to that specific design. However, they should not hinder novel designs. That would be against what the constitution authorizes. Also they must be time limited, or innovation will be destroyed. Manufacturers often tweak products and file for a new patents, then use the current broad, not specific, reach of patent law to hinder innovative competition.

    The current interpretation of patent, and copyright, law clearly is in opposition to the clear language of the constitution. We arrived at where we are through multiple small steps, small interpretations of the law that have us now applying laws that grant broad reaching and almost never ending rights. The current state of the law, as interpreted through the lens of many years of collective case law, hinders innovation, competition and free enterprise.

  39. Re: "Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A robotic arm could hit a ball 10 times and they'd all end up in different spots.

  40. Golf Attracts Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. I mean, you can play golf on the cheap, but how many really do? The nicest courses are the expensive courses. Golfers love to spend Big Bux on top end clubs, balls, and gadgets in endless variety. How much does this lower their scores? Maybe a fraction, but I guarantee you, the average golfer has equipment way above their skill level.

    Bottom line is, Acushnet is protecting a very tidy and profitable business with litigation. They don't want Costco/Walmart/Dollar Store horning in on their fat profit margins and they will seek out conflict if it can advance their business interests. Regardless of merit.

    The booming business in recycled golf balls alone is proof of the fat profits to be found in golf.

  41. +1 funny by amstrad · · Score: 1

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  42. Nice things my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Costco could just rip off 1980s golf ball tech, those patents will have expired by now. No patent royalties required. slashdot does seem to have an anti patent bias.

  43. The lawyers who represent Cosco are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They shot themselves in the foot by filing for Declaratory Judgement of invalidity. Now they cannot launch invalidity proceedings at the patent office, where they would have a much greater likelihood of success of winning.

  44. Miracle! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    OMG, I was rolling on the floor laughing at this article and I found a lost Titleist ball!

    1. Re:Miracle! by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Aww, someone working for Titleist is on here moderating!

  45. Re: "Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you make up a statistically useless sample size that no one uses and are telling us it won't work. what is your point exactly? I mean, speaking of building a new terminal at ohare in chicago wouldn't work - landing a plane on top of a car would crush the car.

  46. Re: The Real Question by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    And Scoth was demonstrating why it should be.

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  47. Re: The Real Question by Tobenisstinky · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe this is a case of "Waaah, Costco pushed us off the gravy train!"

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  48. Re:Is it just branding or is it a real patent issu by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

    BMW owners pay through the nose for their cars, then pay through the nose again to get them fixed just because they're proprietary and expensive.

    Have things changes in the last couple of generations of BMWs? I have an '02 e46 and it is pretty dead simple to work on and maintain. The most proprietary thing I have dealt with was the PVC system when I switched it out from the warm weather one to the cold weather on and the worst part there was getting it positioned without removing the intake manifold. The brakes are dead simple to change pads and rotors and doing a fluid flush on them is simple. Changing belts, spark plugs, filters, and consumable sensors (looking at you o2 sensors) is simple as well. Even changing out the fluid in the diff and transmission is exceptionally simple (you mean I don't have to drop a fucking pan or take off a cover and then smear everything with black RTV silicone). My only real beefs are with the coolant systems and their shitty hose connections (god these are a bitch to get off when you change hoses) and that even shittier plastic pressurized expansion tank and the window regulators. The design of the OEM window regulators on the e46 cars really sucks but they are easy enough to change out and only take about 30 minutes to do correctly. They do have that canister filter which took some figuring out the first time I changed oil on one (several cars ago) because I was looking for the standard can filter that I was use to. Granted on a 15 year old vehicle with just under 200,000 miles on it you have other problems like sensor failures (had to replace a cam position sensor) but even that is simple and only takes a few minutes and I haven't had many of them.

    Getting things done at the dealership is just asking to get bent over. I had one window decide it wanted to live at the bottom of the door and it looked like it was going to rain so I went to the dealer. I ask how much it would cost the dealer to do and they gave me some stupid quote and said most of it was the 1.5 hours of labor. I told them that I could direct my 6 year old to do it in under an hour. I made it home before the rain. My 6 year old wanted to fix it so I directed him on how to do it and it took him about 50 minutes and that includes not having the right tool for popping off the inner door panel and instead wrapping a slotted screw drive in electrical tape.

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  49. Nassau Golf Company of South Korea by slew · · Score: 4, Informative

    The reason Costco sells them cheap is because they deal in volume - instead of making balls in hundreds of thousands, they can make balls by the millions, extracting mass production cost benefits.

    And because they were partnered up with another company who designed the balls, they got a good quality ball, made quite cheaply in volumes that out-do the other manufacturers since Costco does stuff in bulk.

    Apparently the golf balls in question are a OEM ball manufactured by Nassau Golf Company (located in South Korea). Nassau has also sold OEM golf balls to TaylorMade (a golf equipment subsidiary of Adidas). Although I suspect nobody knows for sure, the word on the street was it manufacturing over-run which is unlikely to be repeated.

    The interesting thing that most folks are missing is that Costco is pre-emptively suing Acushnet (the seller of Titleist balls) seeking declartory judgement (yes, Costco is doing the suing) in response to a lawyer letter sent by Acushnet. This is mostly because they need to defend the tag line "meet or exceed the quality standards of leading national brands" of their Kirkland branded products, not because they want to sell more golf balls (although they probably do, it's not the main reason for their lawsuit). They want to establish a legal precedent that they can use this tag line in the rest of their business to deter future lawsuits on this basis.

  50. Re:Is it just branding or is it a real patent issu by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    In the consumer space, this reminds me of businesses like Dollar Shave Club or similar. If you buy fancy razors and razor blades from Gillette or Schick or whatever, you'll pay insane prices even in bulk for an extremely basic consumer good.

    For what it's worth, the Gillette Shave Club offers a cheaper product than the Dollar Shave Club, trying to undercut them (until they sue them out of business). Same subscription service though.

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  51. Re: "Shows Why We Can't Have Nice Things For Cheap by DrXym · · Score: 1
    The balls would be hit and fall to some measurable pattern. It really shouldn't be hard to prove if one ball is "better" than another.

    However it sounds like bollocks for someone to have a patent on dimples or anything else in a golf ball. While quality, patterns and materials may vary causing some balls to be better than others, the general form and function of golf ball has more or less gone unchanged in the last 40 years.

  52. Opportunist may be right - Costco is suing by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Opportunist may be right. He said:

    Those who can, do.
    Those who can't, sue.

    Titleist makes world-class balls. Costco is suing. So by his logic Titleist can (and does), Costco can't do the R&D, so they sue to rip of. Titleist's R&D. That may be right.

    1. Re:Opportunist may be right - Costco is suing by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Eh, you have that backwards. Titleist is suing, Costco is being sued.

      So AC had it right - the ones who can (Titleist) did, and the ones who can't (Costco) copied and are whining.

    2. Re: Opportunist may be right - Costco is suing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so Costco == Apple then.

      Just google Braun vs Apple if you have doubts.

  53. Re:The Real Question by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Um, their membership fees are a drop in the bucket compared with the amount of stuff people buy annually. That doesn't begin to cover corporate overhead.

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  54. Re:The Real Question by Dastardly · · Score: 1

    Costco's profit is the membership fees not overhead. Easy to confirm too.

    2016 profit 2.35 billion.
    Membership count about 44 million in 2015, I didn't look for 2016 numbers, but close enough.

    2.35 billion/44million = ~$53.

    Yearly price of a Costco membership $50 or $100.

  55. Re:The Real Question by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Billions of dollars in membership fees are not a drop in the bucket: the entirety of Costco's multi-billion profit comes from their membership fees, which allows the rest of the business to basically operate at-cost.

  56. Re:Is it just branding or is it a real patent issu by Dastardly · · Score: 1

    About $199 new from Costco, when I bought mine many years ago. Not sure what the current Costco sets run.

    And, you can get a custom built set from Monark Golf for about $350. Pick your own knock off gold head, shafts, and grips and the desired length. Which is nice if you are shorter or taller than average. Funny when people are paying thousands for custom name brand clubs.

  57. Re:The Real Question by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Profit != Corporate overhead

    Their membership is over 85 million globally. Membership fee revenue climbed 3.6% to $603 million
    Oh, and their profits dropped considerably in '16.

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  58. Re:The Real Question by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Billions? Membership fee revenue climbed 3.6% to $603 million

    Source: Motley Fool

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  59. Re:The Real Question by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Per quarter. Multiply roughly by four to get annual. For Q2 2017, Motley Fool reports $636 million in membership fees and $515 million in net income.

  60. No, here's the suit - Plaintiff: Costco by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'll never quite understand why people make stuff up out of thin air, then proceed to "correct" those who actually have the facts. Here's the complaint initiating the suit:

    http://golf-patents.com/wp-con...

    You may notice right on the top of the page:

    COSTCO WHOLESALE
    CORPORATION, a Washington
    corporation,
    Plaintiff,
    v.
    ACUSHNET HOLDINGS CORP., a
    Delaware corporation,
    Defendant.

    "Plaintiff" means "the person who is suing". Defendant means "the person who is getting sued".

    1. Re:No, here's the suit - Plaintiff: Costco by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Heh, you're right. In all the sniveling about patents I lost track of the facts. My apologies.

    2. Re:No, here's the suit - Plaintiff: Costco by torkus · · Score: 1

      Granted, Costco is suing for a declaratory judgment that they're not infringing in response to a complaint.

      To say that Costco is stealing all the R&D that went into the balls is rather laughable. Acushnet is known for suing new competitors out of business to protect their own. Beyond that, golf balls are not nearly as high tech as modern electronics so it's not like there's multi-billion dollar fab investment or expensive rare earth metals involved.

      If they have patents that are actually being infringed upon (and not nonsense stuff like omg balls with more/less dimples just to renew an expired patent) then costco should lose and pay up. The fact that costco sued for a declatory judgment tells me that's probably NOT the case and they probably ARE in the clear...and they probably don't want to deal with someone suing THEM and seeming like the bad guy so they're doing it first.

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    3. Re:No, here's the suit - Plaintiff: Costco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're suing because they got the threatening letter saying "If you don't stop selling cheap golf balls we'll sue you", and want to stop Acushnet from suing them later. Read the filing, most of it consists of Costco saying "we don't violate patent X because the hardness of the ball in that area isn't what's specified in the patent". The most straightforward patent-related filing I've read in some years.

    4. Re:No, here's the suit - Plaintiff: Costco by doccus · · Score: 1

      Heh, you're right. In all the sniveling about patents I lost track of the facts. My apologies.

      It's the article that has it backwards.. therein lies the confusion...

  61. Re: Is it just branding or is it a real patent iss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plus the engineering that goes into German cars is light years ahead of those peices of shit the Americans crank out, where the things are literally falling apart in a couple of years and only the cheapest materials are used.

    Cadillac vs 7 Series ???? Not even in the same ballpark. There is a reason why high end Euros are desired all around the world, while American cars only appeal to Anericans with no money.

  62. Oh... is *that* what it says? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's written in such an odd typeface I thought it was Fitleist. I thought it was some golfer's name. How do you pronouce Titleist anyways?

    Tit. Leisst? Tit. Least? Title. Ist?

  63. Lawers! Meh!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A': It only takes one to change YOUR bulb...to HIS.

  64. That was the pojnt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original purpose of patents was to give rights to produce to the royalty's friends. Since our modern royalty are lawyers, it is somehow appropriate. Don't bother outproducing, just make a bunch of patents (the more obvious the better, so long as you convince your lawyer friends in the patent office to accept the claims) and throw laywers at it. Cell phones with rounded edges. Golf balls with dimples.

    As an aside, I fully expect that if space aliens ever visit us, the first contact will be their lawyers claiming that they have a patent on agriculture and we owe them 10k years of back royalty payments.

  65. Admission out of offense? by Lizzy_Bee · · Score: 1

    "...and engaging in false advertising for claiming that KS balls meet or exceed the quality standards of leading national brands." So, in this, they admit that their KS balls are actually inferior to others. HA! :D

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    "Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." -- Dr. Buckaroo Bonzai, PhD
  66. Re: The Real Question by Scoth · · Score: 1

    I was talking more about the line "If I want to manufacture a product for $10 and sell it for $5, I am completely within my rights to do so." Depending on the circumstances, he may well not be within his rights to do so.