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Your Save Data Is Not Safe On the Nintendo Switch (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: In a post-launch update to our initial Nintendo Switch review, we noted that there is no way to externally back up game save data stored on the system. A recent horror story from a fellow writer who lost dozens of hours of game progress thanks to a broken system highlights just how troublesome this missing feature can be. Over at GamesRadar, Anthony John Agnello recounts his experience with Nintendo support after his Switch turned into a useless brick for no discernible reason last week (full disclosure: I know Agnello personally and have served with him on some convention panels). After sending his (under warranty) system to Nintendo for repair, Agnello received a fixed system and the following distressing message from the company two days later: "We have inspected the Nintendo Switch system that was sent to us for repair and found that the issue has made some of the information on this system unreadable. As a result, the save data, settings, and links with any Nintendo Accounts on your system were unable to be preserved." Agnello says he lost 55 hours of progress on The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, as well as more progress on a few other downloadable games. While he was able to redownload the games that were deleted, he'd have to start from scratch on each one (if only all that progress was easily, instantly unlockable in some way...)

161 comments

  1. Americans Are Safe Though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to President Trump and his wall, America will once again be great again.

    1. Re: Americans Are Safe Though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for pushing your agenda in here it's very relevant.

    2. Re: Americans Are Safe Though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. There is always that one person who has to drag politics into a non-political discussion to cause a stir.

    3. Re: Americans Are Safe Though by Maritz · · Score: 1

      One person? Slashdot? lol.

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  2. This is awesome by future+assassin · · Score: 3, Funny

    that Oh the Horror!!!!! these days is losing some hours of game play. Back in the day when we use to walk in the snow for hours (Yes we did) to rent Sega and Nintendo games and welcomed things crashing and deleting data so that we can stay up all night building up Nintendo thumbs.

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    1. Re:This is awesome by CaptainDork · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm 71 tears old.

      I remember we had to walk uphill everywhere we went until that guy, what's his name, proved the downhill theory.

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    2. Re:This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least when Mega Man or Metroid gave me a password I could make a fucking external backup.

    3. Re: This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is.,. By definition the cloud. You don't know where your data is nor do you have any leal claim to it beyond that EULA you had to click through to play. Remember when Nintendo consoles had memory cartridges? I do.

    4. Re:This is awesome by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      The worst was games like Castlevania 2, where it had both a code AND internal memory. You were never quite sure if you just didn't write down the code correctly or if the battery power floundered

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    5. Re:This is awesome by msauve · · Score: 0

      "these days is losing some hours of game play"

      Panem et circenses. Gotta satiate the proles, with amusement or Soma (and that's being worked at the state level).

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    6. Re: This is awesome by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      " Remember when Nintendo consoles had memory cartridges? I do."

      ooh.. um.. so.. nintendo64 and.. gamecube?

      remember putting in a 20 letter code because they couldn't be bothered with the expense of a battery backup in the cartridge?

      I think nintendo knows how poor the security on the switch is so they didn't want it loading any save thumbnails or whatnot or anything like that.

      they are possibly also forcing indies to not implement their own online savegame systems.

      but this isn't really any news. this was known from the day switch launched - there is no way to move saves off the device or even to the memory card - which is really puzzling.

      theres also no user accessible web browser, but the os has a browser (for wifi logins, some store features and some stuff like that). it's not user accessible because it's security is so poor as well. it's not like nintendo cares about your security though, they care ONLY about drming their things.

      which is the whole reason for why they launched nes only with carts in usa/euro, forcing us to write those lengthy passcodes and not being able to save our tracks in excite bike etc.

      the nintendo cloud remembers what games you bought though. just not the saves for them.

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    7. Re:This is awesome by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "[we] welcomed things crashing and deleting data so that we can stay up all night building up Nintendo thumbs."

      uhh more like we left our consoles powered on for weeks until mom plugged in the vacuum one day and "I just needed the outlet for a sec dear! it can't be that bad!"

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    8. Re:This is awesome by future+assassin · · Score: 2

      Actually we walked downhill to Overwaitea Foods, was about an hour from my house in Kamloops BC. Back then that use to get crazy snow in winters (1988). We then had to walk back uphill on the yet to be be finished/widened Trans Canada when they were building the Coquihala Hwy. This was our path https://www.google.ca/maps/dir...

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    9. Re: This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were two hills between my house and the rental store. So yes, it was uphill both ways. And yes, there were times it was snowing and below zero.

      And no we didn't bitch about lost saves, because most games didn't have such a thing and all progress was lost when yoi shut off the system.

      But Nintendo really has no good excuse. It's a halfassed attempt to stop people from hacking their save data.

    10. Re:This is awesome by Blig · · Score: 1

      In some ways this reminds me of gaming online on several BBS way back when your mom decided she needed to make a phone call on the line your modem was connected to just when you had discovered the player in first place and was ready to take them down.

    11. Re:This is awesome by rockout · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're right, there's no gamesave on the Switch because of a vast conspiracy to keep the public playing video games and not paying attention to the takeover by the New World Order.

      Will you please shut the fuck up now and take your idiocy elsewhere?

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    12. Re:This is awesome by msauve · · Score: 0

      "Yeah, you're right"

      I know that. You didn't need to waste your time confirming it.

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    13. Re:This is awesome by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Megaman series was bad for that too.

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    14. Re:This is awesome by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Panem et circenses. Gotta satiate the proles, with amusement or Soma (and that's being worked at the state level).

      Oooh someone's had the red pill.

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    15. Re:This is awesome by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      Actually I had too many shrooms last weekend. First time I really tripped since 1995. All I can say its hard to deal with it when you're 43 and have a wife saying WTF is wrong with you every 5 minutes. Next time I'm sticking to my regular 1 shroom chocolate instead of 2.5 lol.

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    16. Re:This is awesome by wildstoo · · Score: 1

      "71 tears old" sounds like an emo band.

    17. Re:This is awesome by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Flip the digits and it would be a perfect fit.

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    18. Re:This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weeks? More like overnight, perhaps a day or two.

      Any game that long (RPGs, etc) had a battery backup or password system.
      Unless of course, the internal battery dies, but I had a Zelda 2 cartridge
      bought in 1988 which still had its saves
      as of 2002.

    19. Re:This is awesome by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 2

      As the owner and current player of an original "Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest" cart, I call you out. There is no battery, only a password system. As a test, if you have a copy that's never been played (good luck), use the password:
      C1EN WMAK
      JXKN VMZK

      Let me know if it errors or gives you every item in the game.

    20. Re: This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when Nintendo consoles had memory cartridges? I do.

      You mean like the Switch has? Yes, I'm remembering that right now, in fact. Doesn't matter, though. You can't move your installed games or game saves from system memory to your SD cards

    21. Re: This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is.,. By definition the cloud. You don't know where your data is nor do you have any leal claim to it beyond that EULA you had to click through to play. Remember when Nintendo consoles had memory cartridges? I do.

      Remember when games didn't have savepoints? I do.

    22. Re: This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, actually, the reason you couldn't save your custom tracks in Excite Bike was because it was a direct port of the Famicom Disk System version of the game, and -- unlike the floppy diskette-based version -- you can't rewrite the contents of Read-Only Memory chips.

      Nintendo simply forgot to remove that option from the cartridge-based version of the game.

  3. I don't get it by gweihir · · Score: 2

    Having backup is _the_ core approach to keeping data safe. I really do not understand why "designers" keep messing this up. Maybe these are people that never had a disk crash or are having all their own things in the cloud, but even then this is a very basic and very stupid mistake to make. It is also something any good IT systems engineering or IT security consultant would have asked after and pointed out, so I guess they thought they do not need any outside review in order to not miss things. That universally fails, because one thing any good engineer knows is that while you are in the heat of the design process, you miss things that outsiders will see.

    The bottom line is that the people that designed this are mediocre and it is very likely that using good people instead would have hat huge economic benefits.

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    1. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe these are people that never had a disk crash or are having all their own things in the cloud, but even then this is a very basic and very stupid mistake to make.

      You speak as if they simply forgot to not have cloud saves or simply didn't think about it. More likely, they decide it was simply not worth the costs to have at launch.

      Not all data is worth backing up. This applies in the real world too, where there are plenty of cases of the data being worth less than the cost of backing it up. I've worked more than one place where various types of intermediate data were not backed up, because it could be regenerated at some cost less than the drive space needed to back it up. Another place didn't back up user submitted videos because they were only used for a week and there was little cost for losing a weeks worth.

      You might not agree with the value Ninetendo places on save game data. But I'm willing to bet they made a decision to not allow backups of such data based on costs vs impact on customer spending, not because a bunch of rookies simply never thought of it.

    2. Re:I don't get it by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Having backup is _the_ core approach to keeping data safe.

      No, it's not core. Core would be to prevent data from becoming unavailable. Backups are one or more layers up from that, depending on application.

    3. Re:I don't get it by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You are confusing BCM and DR management. Backups are DR and are all about keeping data safe. BCM is about retaining or recovering an operational system fast, possibly with limited data.

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    4. Re:I don't get it by gweihir · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the decision-makers did actually forgot this or thought it would not add value (both signs of incompetence). The Engineers will have contributed by failing to stress (or failing to understand) how much of a fail that is. A simple backup-to-USB option would not even have been expensive.

      So no, I disagree with your statement. Caveat: I have seen endless stupidity in the IT industry, including mission-critical systems not getting a backup because it was "too expensive".

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  4. why are people buying it? by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1, Troll

    it's an obsolete tablet with the worst online experience of all the consoles and now you can't even save your games. and i hear the digital game purchases are tied to physical consoles. my xbox one i can delete a game, install it again and my saves will be there

    1. Re:why are people buying it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahahaha oh fuck off with your trollish crap you teenager.

    2. Re:why are people buying it? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      To begin with one reason;
      They can make any progress in Zelda to save on their console to begin with ...

      * It's also portable.
      * If may offer more opportunity of local multiplayer gaming.
      * Nintendo titles.

      If I had one we could make a test .. I go out and try to find someone to play games with and you take your Xbox One and do the same thing and we see who would have had the best success?

    3. Re:why are people buying it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To begin with one reason;
      They can make any progress in Zelda to save on their console to begin with ...

      Who gives a flying fuck about the rehashed shit titles such as zelda and mario? Oh, you fucktarded shitdot sheeple, you shill for pretendo so fucking much you don't realize they are an old, washed-up hasbeen..

      * It's also portable
      so is the PSVita so big fucking deal there, plus it has better games.

      * If may offer more opportunity of local multiplayer gaming..
      * Nintendo titles..

      With shit titles only faggots like you love. .

      If I had one we could make a test .. I go out and try to find someone to play games with and you take your Xbox One and do the same thing and we see who would have had the best success?.

      It would be the Xbox One, the same with the PS4. Face it, the Pretendo Shit, much like the pretendo piss, piss on u, and gaycube before it, is nothing more than a mother-fucking gimmick that only autistitardic faggots like you can love. Had it been Microsoft or Sony you fucktarded shitdot sheeple would be calling for their corporate charters to be fucking revoked. Shit, you'd do that even if one of their CEOs committed something as fucking simple as commit a misdemeanor.

    4. Re: why are people buying it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well that deteriorated quickly.

    5. Re:why are people buying it? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      * It's also portable.

      The Switch is basically doing what the Vita + PS TV combo already did in 2013/2014. It isn't innovative at all, just copying Sony like Nintendo did with Motion controls. Remember, the Playstation Eyetoy predates the Wii by 3 years.

    6. Re:why are people buying it? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Oh, you fucktarded shitdot sheeple, you shill for pretendo so fucking much you don't realize they are an old, washed-up hasbeen..

      lol. Go to bed kid, it's a school night.

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    7. Re:why are people buying it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's an obsolete tablet with the worst online experience of all the consoles and now you can't even save your games. and i hear the digital game purchases are tied to physical consoles. my xbox one i can delete a game, install it again and my saves will be there

      You forgot that part about how they are just playing the same Zelda and Mario games in rehashed format that have been around for decades.

      It's nostalgia and nothing more.

    8. Re:why are people buying it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how it's "obsolete". Unless you're one of those people who consider anything not running on Core i7-5960X processor, 16GB of RAM, 3TB hard drive, a direct line to Korean internet, and two Titan graphics cards and a mechanical keyboard to be "obsolete".

      Show us a photo of your computer specs. With timestamp.

    9. Re:why are people buying it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's innovative in that it added the feature of selling like hotcakes

    10. Re:why are people buying it? by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Because Nintendo Fanboys think Nintendo can do no wrong and is the only innovator even when they do something after some other company does it first.

  5. Well that settles that by maugle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Having been on the fence about whether or not to get a Switch, this is the news that settles my decision on "hell no". The inability to back up saved games would have been somewhat tolerable if the storage medium were reliable, but clearly it is not. There's no way I'm going to risk having all my progress thrown to the four winds.

    Here's what I really don't understand: saved games are small, and Nintendo presumably has capable servers because it offers downloadable games. Steam has shown us that it's perfectly reasonable to ask that the service you download your games from also back up your saves, because it's a huge benefit to the gamers at a miniscule cost to the company. Does Nintendo really not give a damn about their customers?

    1. Re:Well that settles that by spire3661 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nintendo doesnt get 'infrastructure'. They dont understand that they NEED a living network to tie their products together. Nintendo doesnt like Information Age stuff, it wants to make toys, nothing more.

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    2. Re:Well that settles that by CaptainDork · · Score: 0

      I have never seen a Nintendo and I don't nintendo own one now that I've heard of this shit.

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    3. Re:Well that settles that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Videogames ARE toys. Stop taking them so seriously and grow up.

    4. Re:Well that settles that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? One single guy out of 2 million consoles sold has had a problem, and you call it an "unreliable storage medium"? What kind of inane thought process would lead you to make a utterly stupid statement like that? Sounds like you're just trying incredibly hard to find problems, which makes me doubt you were ever really "on the fence" at all.

    5. Re:Well that settles that by aliquis · · Score: 1

      They have already said they may do cloud saves with it.

      But if you want to be screwed the least then I guess open-source games should be your thing ..

      Or the stuff where you run your own stuff anyway.

      Or at-least DRM-free stuff you your own copy without online verification.

      Or at-least on PC.

      As for cloud-saves I used to think I had a massive inbox, now it's around half full..

    6. Re:Well that settles that by kronix1986 · · Score: 2

      It's 50% anti-consumer BS and 50% incompetence. The 3DS and its spawn were exploited many times via save game glitches and it seems this is what Nintendo's afraid of.

      Couple this with Nintendo's terrible understanding of hardware outside of the base console and what you get is local-only save games, no way of backing them up to SD cards, and no cloud sync support.

    7. Re:Well that settles that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 3DS and its spawn were exploited many times via save game glitches and it seems this is what Nintendo's afraid of.

      Yes but every one of those exploits that I'm aware of use save game data stored unencrypted on a cartridge.

      Storing save game data on internal memory is already a thing, so saving it online to Nintendo servers wouldn't be any less secure than storing encrypted games online by Nintendo to purchase, which they also already do.

      In the setup suggested (cloud backups) if you have the ability to manipulate the encrypted save game data in transit such that you can exploit the system, you would have no need at all to do so, since you could use the same method to manipulate an encrypted program in transit and simply run your code directly.

      Not allowing backups to removable media or to your own PC is just not provided due to the line of thinking you suggest.
      But that doesn't seem like a valid excuse to not allow backups of save data what so ever.
      It just needs to be done correctly, which requires time and money they don't wish to expend for their customers.

    8. Re:Well that settles that by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      They don't even have to do that.

      The Switch has an SD slot.

      They could simply allow you to copy save games to an SD card. This is TRIVIAL STUFF. I'm surprised Nintendo hasn't figured it out.

    9. Re:Well that settles that by maugle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First, it's one guy with a soapbox to stand on. Of the other 2 million consoles, we don't know how many others have failed.
      Second, the Switch has only been out for a single week and already we're seeing reports like this. Now we get to play the game of "will the failure rates follow a bathtub curve, stay constant with time, or increase with time?"

      Finally, I was genuinely excited about the Switch at first. But then I heard the reports about low FPS when connected to a TV, and the joy-con connectivity issue, and the dead/stuck pixel issue, and a half-dozen tiny nitpicks (flimsy kickstand, etc); and I decided to wait and see, hoping that process improvements and software updates would fix things.
      But now it's becoming pretty clear that Nintendo really cheaped out on their components. At this point there's nothing that would convince me to get a Switch other than Nintendo allowing save game backups or implementing their own cloud backups, and also releasing a newer model Switch with more durable parts.

    10. Re:Well that settles that by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      I've always imagined Nintendo's executives being something like this:

      "Why do the Amerikaijin keep asking about features in regards to this In-ter-net. Baka gaijin, they are suppose to play our video games on the train and manga/gaming cafes with the other Otaku." Nintendo seems to be still have some of that "Great and Glorious Nippon is the center of the video gaming universe, who cares about the gaijin" attitude that has been around since the NES!

      Nintendo certainly isn't like Microsoft who understood how integrating certain internet features would benefit gaming on console.

      And they aren't even like Sony, SIEA (formerly SCEA) is basically in charge of Sony's gaming division (SIE) now, after Ken Kutaragi's mess with the PS3. The global CEO is Andrew House and it is based in Calfornia, not Japan. Gaijin run SIE now, and everyone knows it. And the head of Sony itself is Kaz Hirai, a former SCEA guy.

      Sony is doing VERY well with the PS4 because they got rid of those "we design video game system to be challenge to develop for and documentation for gaijin is secondary. if you cannot figure out undocumented features you are baka gaijin" guys and replaced them with guys like Mark Cerny.

    11. Re:Well that settles that by Wescotte · · Score: 1

      The reason they elected to not include the basic functionality to backup your own saved game files is because it's a huge security risk. A very common exploit to root a console is to use a modified saved game file to inject your own code. Nintendo probably weighed the pro and cons and decided the risk was too high. I'm sure they'll implement cloud storage if the backlash is great enough since it's not exactly cheap to do.

    12. Re: Well that settles that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A toy is a physical object that can be played with. A game is a recreational competition or activity played according to a set of rules, like a sport. One is a tangible thing, the other is a concept. While you could maybe make a half-arsed argument that this makes a console or a sports ball a toy, the games played with those toys are most certainly not themselves toys. Hope that helped you understand better! :)

    13. Re:Well that settles that by wildstoo · · Score: 1

      and also releasing a newer model Switch

      This is Nintendo we're talking about. Of course there will be new models. Switch XL or whatever will be announced in a few months, fixing most of the flaws with the original, while introducing a few more and - naturally - fixing any security exploits those evil pirates have discovered.

      These days buying the first model of a console seems like a bad investment, or rather, an early-adopter cost.

    14. Re:Well that settles that by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I've been saying this all along; Nintendo should just drop making consoles, and ONLY focus on games and peripherals for the Apple TV! Oh hell, they could re-package the Apple TV as the same unit, but in a Nintendo retail box with credit for games. It's perfect. Same product, sold to two different markets, that can cross over at any time in a heartbeat via the Apple remote.

      Bonus:

      -Games get backed up to the Apple Cloud.
      -Hardware is cheaper in volume.
      -tvOS (iOS) is constantly maintained.
      -Ability to use the AppleTV as...well...and AppleTV when not gaming.
      -Can Play OTHER iOS games as was before. Again, Nintendo now an Apple developer that also doubles as making hardware peripherals too.
      -Nintendo doesn't catch hell for hardware failures.
      -Games can be cross playable under the same Apple ID with iPhone and iPad too.
      -Nintendo can re-release the same game with graphic enhancements throughout the Apple hardware refresh cycle (Yeah, dickish move, but would make Nintendo a ton of money).

      I could go on and on. There is ZERO negatives with this Nintendo/Apple arrangement; at least as I can see it.

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    15. Re:Well that settles that by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Weird, I was planning on getting it entirely based on whether or not the games were fun.

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    16. Re: Well that settles that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah blah blah I like to argue my toys are grownup thing because I wanna feel like a grownup because I'm still in that phase blah blah blah. :)

      Video games are toys. The sooner you actually grow up and admit it, the sooner you can get back to enjoying them.

    17. Re: Well that settles that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The intended or appropriate age isn't even remotely my point, sweetheart. My only point here is that you're making a categorisation error akin to calling juiciness a type of fruit. Juiciness may or may not be fruit related, but it's certainly not itself a fruit.

    18. Re:Well that settles that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it backed up everything you do to a cloud server somewhere, people would be yelling about spyware.

      Nintendo are damned if they do, damned if they don't. So they might as well save the money, and not.

  6. Default save positions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure what I would do if I lost my progress with Zelda after playing 60 hours. I love the game but probably wouldn't be inclined to try and recover it. Nintendo should at least offer a few 'default' progress positions for consoles affected.

    1. Re:Default save positions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure what I would do if I lost my progress with Zelda after playing 60 hours.

      Have you ever heard of Nethack?

      HAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

  7. Probably didn't pay attention to the "saving" icon by shess · · Score: 1

    I know that _I_ have been quite impressed that the Wii U and PS3 games still have to have a little interstitial screen to say "When you see this animation, for dog's sake do not power down your system!", just like the NES had. So this doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

  8. Battery backup *all* flash-storage-based devices. by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    I guarantee you that it bricked because of a brownout or other such power fluctuation that caused the console to reboot while it was patching. This also happened to Wii-U users.

  9. Your data is not safe by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 0

    ...with any company.

    Either they're in the data business and their aim is to exploit your data for money - that's almost all companies that happen to have any software in their product line these days - or they're incompetent to safeguard data even if they're not crooked, or both. Most likely both.

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  10. save safe by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    potAto poTAHto toMATo toMAHto

  11. I can see the comments already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    WAAHHH WAHHH I hate nintendo sooo much mommy WAHHH I'm gonna make a scene about every fart they let out WAHHHH

    That's what most of this comment section is gonna be.

  12. Is this part of ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... that gamergate shit?

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    1. Re: Is this part of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it's anti piracy shit.

      Nearly every Nintendo product since the GameCube has been hackable by restoring a "backup" of a saved game containing data that would trigger arbitrary code execution exploits.

      If they don't provide a method of getting saved game data onto or off of the device they're eliminating the method used against them most often, while only "inconveniencing" an OtherOS using size share of customers.

    2. Re:Is this part of ... by Blig · · Score: 1

      Only if someone accuses a Nintendo Switch of making sexual threats and harassments towards them. Or is it when someone sexually harasses a Nintendo Switch? I forget.

    3. Re:Is this part of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no, it's when someone accuses a Nintendo Switch of not letting enough girls be gamers or enough girls to be Nintendo Switch players. Wait, what?

    4. Re:Is this part of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gamergate is about gaming journalists and reviewers being rotten to the core to the point of illegality, this is more about incompetence on the part of the developers.

    5. Re:Is this part of ... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I see no fat guys angry at women in this story. You should be OK.

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  13. First world problems? by WolfgangVL · · Score: 0

    The struggle is real.

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  14. No save by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    A recent horror story from a fellow writer who lost dozens of hours of game progress thanks to a broken system

    I remember a time where saving functions did not exist at all. It was still fun to play video games.

    No save, but some games gave you codes to skip first levels when you completed them, though.

    1. Re:No save by Yosho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I remember a time where saving functions did not exist at all. It was still fun to play video games.

      And in most of those games, the progression came from playing the same difficult levels over and over until you could beat it; most of those classic games without save functionality can be beaten in under an hour or two if you know what you're doing.

      That's not quite the same as a modern game that has 100 hours of progression and gradual access to new content.

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    2. Re:No save by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zelda isn't one of those games.

      Zelda lets you get to everything as soon as you finish the tutorial - you can run straight to the final boss if you like. His "55 hours" of Zelda was mostly farting around exploring; getting his gear back the "fun" way - by playing the game - shouldn't take more than a few hours. By this point he knows how to quickly earn rupees, where the elemental blades spawn, how to kill guardians without weapons, where the armor upgrades are, etc. It'll be like eventide island.

    3. Re:No save by phantomfive · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:No save by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      most of those classic games without save functionality can be beaten in under an hour or two if you know what you're doing.

      Contra for the NES takes something like 15 minutes. MegaMan was quick once you memorized the levels and knew which order to collect the weapons. Ninja Gaiden didn't take long once you memorized the patterns for those damn eagles. Revenge of Shinobi was also pretty fast to beat, maybe 45 minutes.

    5. Re:No save by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contra for the NES takes something like 15 minutes.

      I beat contra from a save state at the beginning of level 3 all the way to the finish without using save states again (no konami code used, but first 2 levels were perfectly played, then the save state captured). God damn that's a hard fucking game. But, yes, it is really short. I think it takes like 25-40 minutes start to finish.

  15. Re: A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Horror is relative. Its possible for both to be a horror.

  16. Re:Battery backup *all* flash-storage-based device by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

    I guarantee you that it bricked because of a neutrino from the interior of the Sun that God had sent to take out Trump and the goddam thing missed and shit.

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  17. Nintendo is done, in my estimation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This only proves how cobbled together the switch is. Who games that doesn't want some sort of reasonable ability to save games and back them up? Does anyone at Nintendo play games anymore? Wasn't planning on buying a Switch and it wouldn't surprise me if it becomes a nightmare for Nintendo.

    1. Re:Nintendo is done, in my estimation by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you're allowed to back up your stuff to your own external drives, just like with the Wii-U. Original story submitter either doesn't know this, or is simply complaining that Nintendo doesn't provide on-by-default online cloud services that do it automatically over the internet for you, like say with Valve's Steam client.

      (It should be noted though that even with this supposedly "life-saving" service in place, save games get lost or permanently corrupted all the time, due to poor 3rd party datacenter infrastructure.)

    2. Re:Nintendo is done, in my estimation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sucks to be you. :) For Nintendo it's more like a dream, sales have been pretty good! Save game backup will be easily patched in later.

    3. Re:Nintendo is done, in my estimation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I'm pretty sure you're allowed to back up your stuff to your own external drives, just like with the Wii-U. "

      Uh, perhaps you don't know how to use google so you probably don't know the pages and pages of stories/anouncements of people are complaining that you can't back up your saves period on the Switch. You can't even transfer a save from one Switch to another since the saves are tied to the machine.

      I think I'll wait a while longer to get a switch. See if Nintendo fixes that, although I won't hold my breath.

    4. Re:Nintendo is done, in my estimation by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      I guess you're right, I had not. That's a bummer. Hopefully at least they'll add cloud synchronization as a feature of their subscription network service, if nothing else.

    5. Re:Nintendo is done, in my estimation by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you're allowed to back up your stuff to your own external drives, just like with the Wii-U.

      I don't have a Switch, and don't intend to have one, but so far you're the only one who seems to think this. You're almost certainly wrong.

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  18. Re:Probably didn't pay attention to the "saving" i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Just like the NES had"? How old are you? NES, SNES, PSX, N64, hell even most PS2 and Gamecube games didn't have that sort of thing.

  19. Re:Battery backup *all* flash-storage-based device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do understand this is a portable device with a built in battery? You know, because portable...

  20. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Mideast is, has been, and always will be a "horror story" (at least until the day when they all somehow get nukes and solve the problem themselves or global warming makes it an uninhabitable wasteland and the Horror Story pulls up stakes and moves north en masse to Europe). Nothing is novel or interesting about that.

    Americans care about shit that happens to Americans; that's how it works. It's why 3,000 people dying on 9/11 on live TV was the end of the goddamned world but 250,000 dying in the Christmas Tsunami three years later was good for maybe a week of news coverage. It's why you only care about the situation in Yemen because it gives you an angle to attack Trump.

    Deal with it.

  21. Re: A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A horror story is the Holocaust. Now Yemen doesn't qualify either!

  22. The opposite of love is ambivalence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeh, that tiny lack of a feature you'd never use is stopping you buying a Nintendo Switch, not the price. Not because you're locked into an XBox, no... the inability to backup to PC...

    Methinks XBox man doth protest tooooooo much.

    1. Re:The opposite of love is ambivalence by maugle · · Score: 1

      I... don't own an XBox. I'm not sure where you got that idea.

    2. Re:The opposite of love is ambivalence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're not a console troll? Because you suuuurrreee sound like one.

      Oh didums, Nintendo has another huge success of Wii scale, oh poooor XBox, Playstation troll, struggling to find stuff to whine about.... yeh I'm really sure you backup your SD cards daily, that's a totally convincing troll you got there.

    3. Re: The opposite of love is ambivalence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there's certainly one troll in this threadâ¦

  23. NetHack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Permadeath is permanent. Your character is dead, and your save file is deleted automatically. Start over from the beginning. NetHack doesn't stop you from making backups of your save files, but the practice is called savescumming, because if you do it, you're scum.

    1. Re:NetHack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bah NetHack. NetHack is for the gamers who like repeatedly running around procedurally generated dungeons and getting no where quickly.

    2. Re:NetHack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just jealous because you haven't ascended.

  24. Re:Probably didn't pay attention to the "saving" i by j235 · · Score: 1

    Closest I can think of is the "Hold select while powering off" thing for save games.

  25. Seems safe to me by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nobody got unauthorized access to his data, so it's perfectly safe. As for data loss, if you are prohibited from transferring your data, then going in you should assume you could lose all your data. This applies to all devices, not just consoles.

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    1. Re:Seems safe to me by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Nobody got unauthorized access to his data, so it's perfectly safe.

      Heaven forfend that the general public would get to snoop on your uber-secret Zelda progress.

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    2. Re:Seems safe to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >if you are prohibited from transferring your data, then going in you should assume you could lose all your data.

      Well YES! That is the premise of the article, there is no way to back up and although people can "be mentally prepared" that is a small consolation when most devices today have backups. And how many stories you seen on /. where not backing up is made fun of?

      So yes this article is newsworthy because you cannot back up. A well known problem solver.
      For you to say that loosing data is OK because we should know going in... well I have a task for you. Walk across the freeway blindfolded because, you know, it will be OK when you're run over because you can antipate that.

  26. I lost 6 months worth of data on my Switch by thesjaakspoiler · · Score: 1

    so what's this John complaining about with his few hours of gameplay?

    1. Re:I lost 6 months worth of data on my Switch by Merk42 · · Score: 1

      6 months of data on a system that's hasn't even been out for 1?
      Are you from the future?

    2. Re:I lost 6 months worth of data on my Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, he's just a troll from the present. Nintendo haters often make shit up. It's funny.

  27. Dear early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for blindly picking up this system and going through all the growing pains so the rest of us don't have to. Meanwhile I'll just be playing Zelda on my Wii U and waiting for Switch price drops and bundles to come around by the time all the bugs have been worked out.

    1. Re:Dear early adopters by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Crappy components aren't bugs, though.

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    2. Re:Dear early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do hardware revisions, firmware updates

    3. Re:Dear early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got one since launch, haven't experienced one single issue, just had great fun. Same for all my friends that got one. Sorry if that bothers you. Sucks to be you I guess! :D

  28. Why aren't saves stored on the cartridge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why aren't saves stored on the cartridge like any other cartridge system? I can understand why it would be stored on the system for digital versions but not physical... How are you supposed access your save when you put the cartridge in another system?

    1. Re: Why aren't saves stored on the cartridge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't, you bring the system with you.

  29. It's just a game by tezbobobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So this is definitely inconvenient. Now, that's out of the way lets put this in perspective. You're not losing your PhD project, or mission critical data. Your losing some save data if, just if, there is a problem with that part of the system. This shouldn't be a deal breaker unless there are reports of this becoming a widespread problem. But again, the real problem there is that they sold you a faulty product, and not that you lost some game progress.

    1. Re:It's just a game by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      The real problem here is the idea that save files are copyrighted to the developers, so you don't actually own your saves. Thus, you have no right to backup your data.

      Also, take a look at this: Nintendo EULA Forced Update. If your console knows an system update is available, it will lock you out of the system until you perform the update (which is different than other consoles that will simply lock you out of new content until you update). Given how many people in the comments don't think it's a big deal the company holds a gun to your head, is it any surprise that they can get away with this?

  30. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ladies and gentlemen, that girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with at the party!

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  31. Wouldn't that also happen on other consoles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If my PS4 dies, won't my saves die with it? If there is a way to copy them off, I have never bothered to do so. NEWS!

    1. Re:Wouldn't that also happen on other consoles? by CronoCloud · · Score: 2

      they are automatically backed up online for your "primary" PS4 system if you have auto upload enabled. Some people don't know they should do that:

      http://manuals.playstation.net...

      Then setup automatic uploads, if it is not already turned on:

      http://manuals.playstation.net...

      You can also upload manually or copy to USB storage:

      http://manuals.playstation.net...

  32. Smash Stack by tepples · · Score: 1

    there is no way to move saves off the device or even to the memory card - which is really puzzling.

    It's because Nintendo's past consoles were jailbroken through the savegame system. Google keywords: Wii Twilight Hack, Wii Smash Stack, 3DS ninjhax

    1. Re:Smash Stack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no way to move saves off the device or even to the memory card - which is really puzzling.

      It's because Nintendo's past consoles were jailbroken through the savegame system. Google keywords: Wii Twilight Hack, Wii Smash Stack, 3DS ninjhax

      And the built in browser/e-mail client. See: Letterbomb exploit.

      However, it's a shame that rather than fixing program and console security, they simply removed features, ala Sony with "OtherOS".

    2. Re:Smash Stack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because Nintendo's past consoles were jailbroken through the savegame system. Google keywords: Wii Twilight Hack, Wii Smash Stack, 3DS ninjhax

      Funny, there was also: The Gamecube PSO hack, The Trucha Bug (everywhere including boot2!), the 3DS' GPU DMA design flaw, 3DS MSET, NDS improper game verification (nitrohax???) (a version of which later resurfaced as a hack for the Wii U by breaking out of the NDS virtual console sandbox!), numerous webkit bugs with the built in browser (hmmm didn't that come up again recently....), multiple attempts at rolling their own crypto (most recently the 3DS bootrom), etc.

      I guess they should start banning those things as well. So let's see now, what are we banning?: No network support, forget 3D acceleration, backwards compatibility is a big no-no, hmm, the bootrom???? That's going to be difficult.....

      Or maybe they should quit concealing shitty programmers behind encryption and actually require their programmers to write decent code for once. And yes it's the programmers, when it comes to security, they are still using the "trusted client" model in their netcode. That's why once one of their systems gets hacked the online multiplayer goes to shit. There is hardly any server side verification of input. Granted some verification is there, (the Pokemon GTS comes to mind), but it's not as good as it should be. (Heck, project pokemon has a better legality checker than Nintendo does.) In other cases, Nintendo's checks cause more problems. (Remember getting banned because you used Peach to get an item that was illegal in multiplayer in the early Super Smash Bros for Wii U release?) Nintendo's programmers need some output sanity checks thrown into them.

      Now it's gotten to the point that we can't even keep our save data, but you can bet your ass the hackers are hard at work finding another way in, and they will. Nintendo's going to have to learn, encryption doesn't magicly make your system more secure. It's only meant to conceal information from your enemies. It still requires a well built system to be secure, and a well built system wouldn't need the encryption to begin with. (Why the hell they don't mandate serializing the save data I/O for the games through a system API I have no idea.)

      Forbidding players from perserving their save data is just an admission of guilt by Nintendo.

    3. Re:Smash Stack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, it's a shame that rather than fixing program and console security, they simply removed features

      You still have savegames, they're just locked down more than they used to be. It sounds exactly like they fixed the problem.

      Allowing users to modify data is unsafe if they do not know how the developer validates/sanitizes that data.

      In theory, they could run the game in some virtualized and unprivileged userspace, but even then there is the potential for escape or escalation.

      Good security is layered, and one layer is prohibiting users from tampering with inputs in unexpected ways.

      That said, it may be overkill on an entertainment device, and I have seen no details on their security model or OS architecture.

  33. Re:Probably didn't pay attention to the "saving" i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a one NES game had that. And what does that icon have to do with losing data after a warranty repair? Or anything else for that matter?

  34. Hold reset by tepples · · Score: 1

    Most NES games with a battery, starting with later printings of The Legend of Zelda, had a warning to hold Reset while turning off the power. One problem was that as the NES CPU lost power, its bus drivers couldn't hold the address bus stable, possibly causing writes to internal work RAM to be redirected to save RAM instead. Holding Reset froze the CPU, ensuring that no stray writes to the wrong address could cause the save data to become corrupt.

    Some later mappers had more sophisticated write protection circuitry, but there still wasn't always enough memory to make saving an atomic transaction. StarTropics for NES had explicit warnings against turning off the power while saving was in progress.

    The wording in the PS2 era was to the effect "Now saving. Please do not remove the Memory Card (8 MB) (for PlayStation®2) or turn off the power."

    1. Re:Hold reset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Zelda thing isn't the same. I've played a LOT of NES games, just haven't played Startropics and I can't imagine why they'd put a warning like that in there, when saving was instant to our perception just like anything else on the NES. Like how do you even time a power-down to coincide with it?

  35. Hold down reset before powering off.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is that still critical or did they fix it?

  36. That's where you draw the line ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the expensive cheap tablet with broken pixels?
    Not the horrible ergonomics of the pads ?
    Not the price of said pads compared to, say, a PS4 one ?
    Not the price of a stupid bit of plastic to hold them together ?

    No, just the fact that Nintendo does not provide a way to backup save-games.
    When was the last time you did backup a game on a PSx or XBox ? (I do, but I'm weird or so I've been told)

  37. Yet another general disregard in general for data by hackwrench · · Score: 2

    Taking game software alone, you have lots of space, yet most save mechanisms arbitrarily restrict the number of saves? And wider scope, We've all lost copious amounts of web form data. Microsoft has a memory limitation called a desktop heap that the recommended and default size on modern machines is absurdly small and results in data loss. For that matter, Windows Updaye is oblivious to what is happening on the machine and has no regard for data preservation.

  38. Re:Yet another general disregard in general for da by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Windows Updaye is oblivious to what is happening on the machine and has no regard for data preservation."

    That was a huge nail in Windows' coffin as far as I'm concerned. The last and final nail was Windows 10 uploading of user data. They lost a customer for life.

  39. Nintendo is going the way of Sega by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 0

    I am just waiting for this second turd of a console to explode and then hopefully I can play their first party game ports on my Xbone or PS4. They lost me as a console customer when they made the WiiU and the Switch just doubles down on a series of terrible ideas.

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    1. Re:Nintendo is going the way of Sega by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not the target audience, in that case. Stick with Xbox and Playstation, snowflake.

    2. Re:Nintendo is going the way of Sega by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL you're not very smart are you? :)

      http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nintendo-died-when-525x400.jpg

  40. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Maritz · · Score: 1

    It's why you only care about the situation in Yemen because it gives you an angle to attack Trump.

    Deal with it.

    As useless a cunt as Trump is, GP did not mention him, and Yemen pre-dates him by quite a stretch.

    You must perceive 'attacks' on your orange hero constantly. "horrific".

    Sad?

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  41. Re: A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Still qualifies. As does Syria under Assad.

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  42. LOL by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    man the memories.

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  43. Re: A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Joce640k · · Score: 2

    "Yemen" is fake news.

    Luckily, President Trump is building a wall to keep out the fake stories about "Yemen".

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  44. "Horror" story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the same as another poster above - this isn't a "horror" story, the author of the summary or article is an idiot.

  45. Re:Probably didn't pay attention to the "saving" i by iampiti · · Score: 1

    You're surprised it's in consoles? hell, it's in PC ports of console games, as if unexpectedly powering off one's pc was something people usually did

  46. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hyperbole is a thing.

  47. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by wildstoo · · Score: 2

    +5 Funny for the assumption that most Slashdotters would start a conversation with a girl.

  48. Console? Meh. by TheEden · · Score: 1

    In my experience, console gaming only gets convinient when I have an emulator for it. Then I can backup whatever the hell I want on my own terms and responsibility. Its only gets worse with modern walled-garden consoles, where developers go out of ther way to make everything incompatible with everything else.

    Yeah i realize that chance that ps3 or ps4 going to get emulated (to a playable degree) are slim to none, but chances are that anything worth its weight in package plastic will get ported to pc a few years later anyway, despite being $console_name-exclusive upon release, like it happens to ps-exclusive FF series. Latest installments of FF kinda suck though, but that's another story...

    I still have those Planescape: Torment saves (along with entire game) lying on that nas, waiting for when i finally find the time to continue playing. I`ve been putting it off for 4 years now :(

  49. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    There have been worse horrors than Yemen. What's your point?

    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/N...

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  50. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL "ORANGE" XDDDDD

    how do i get as clever and original as you?

  51. Re: "Lost 55 hours of progress on The Legend of Ze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aww, you poor thing. Who shat in your meusli today?

  52. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As useless a cunt as Trump is, GP did not mention him, and Yemen pre-dates him by quite a stretch.

    You must perceive 'attacks' on your orange hero constantly. "horrific".

    While it's true that Yemen predates Trump's presidency, practically no one in the US ever talked about Yemen until Trump took office. It's as if the media is suddenly willing to divulge all the shitty things the US government does now that there's a president they don't like, and as it's not enough they add (to date) baseless accusations of racism/misogyny/Russia ties every single day to the cabinet members they dislike.

    While I don't find him to be amazing by any stretch, it's amazing how he's vilified for doing, or at least attempting, everything he said he would do on the campaign trail while his predecessors got away with doing many similar things. It's the double standard that bothers and scares me.

  53. DeNA is handling infrastructure by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Nintendo understands that they don't get 'infrastructure' which is why they handled mobile conglomerate DeNA to build all that for them. So I guess DeNA too doesn't get 'infrastructure', or maybe this has something to do with Japanese expectations and preferences for such?

  54. Fear is the Driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fear of people hacking save states, dissecting ROMs and the like, which is a rampant problem on all their other mobile platforms which by the way share similar asinine "protections" that are almost always broken immediately.

    In Nintendo's mind their biggest competitors are hackers and they put in all sorts of draconian measures to ensure the only people who pay (repeatedly) are legit consumers.

    Hell, Mario Maker was a direct response to the growing popularity of custom Mario romhacks, again pirates came up with a popular idea that they turned around and milked while slapping any website hosting roms with waves of litigation, like they did with YouTube let's players for years (because you might just watch somebody play Zelda rather than buy it?).

    You'd think the tiny dull lightbulb would go on at some point but it just never does, and they'll keep selling Super Mario Bros 3 over and over on every console you buy while using the profits to fund the War on People Who Don't Buy Their Shit Anyway

    I'm sick of giving them money to watch them
    1. Half-ass it
    2. Fleece legit customers
    3. Hassle their fans

  55. Re: A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As opposed to Syria under who, exactly?
    Fomenting and funding from abroad a war in Syria, then blaming Assad for the horrors of the war is not very serious. So, you can attack a sovereign country indirectly by means of proxy war, guerilla warfare then blame the country for defending itself.
    In this the more horrors, the more US and France and the guerilla's press services can denounce horrors, war crimes, human rights situation, and ask for more war. So these countries, which are otherwise fine with the media giving no attention to wars they agree with (Yemen etc.), politically benefit from horrors. The more horrors, the more sales of weapons, bombs, war planes.

    I wish Assad wins the war, so that the human rights situation can improve. Opposition is a bit too obsessed about genocide against Shia, a side effect of the Saudi-manufactured jihad war ideology.
    Human rights themselves are a bit discredited now, that's another cost of using the notion of human rights to make unneeded war.
    See DPRK's reaction to the UN report on human rights for instance, there's worse human rights there than in pre-war Syria but now we can't do anything about it anymore. Perhaps wait three decades and see what happens.

  56. Boo-f**king-Hoo - Another First World Problem by RealGene · · Score: 1

    Agnello says he lost 55 hours of progress on The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, as well as more progress on a few other downloadable games.

    That's 55 hours of his life he's not getting back anyway.

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  57. iOS app data is deleted when you delete the app! by wikthemighty · · Score: 1

    There is one:

    App save data is deleted when you delete the app!

    There are ways around this, like extracting an app's saved data from your backup or if you are lucky the app's creators let you export via iTunes File Sharing/etc. But right now, if you want to easily keep your saves, you have to keep the app installed.

    That being said, I would have loved to see Switch handles for iPad and more games from Nintendo on that platform.

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  58. Free Idea for anyone who wants to implement it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So cloud saves are the best thing ever, but most small developers can't just throw it into their game without some bigger infrastructure (Sony, Steam, etc.) The idea is to build some sort of API that cloud services could follow, that would allow applications to backup their data to your personal (or paid-for) cloud. You would configure it for an application (game, entire os, etc.) by providing your address/username/password or some other method of authentication. The storage would provide a small amount (customizable?) of private storage to this game/service/whatever where it could read and write to. The api should provide mechanisms for dealing with conflicts and purging old version of data, and in this specific example, calls to automatically sync and restore save data.

    I figure this would be great for things like emulators, drm free games, and game consoles that don't want to provide their own mechanisms (Nintendo).

  59. nothing of value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was lost. WTF /. srsly.

  60. Re:A "horror" story is what is happening in Yemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because many living in one country, cannot just hop on a plane to help those in another country.
    And this is a technical forum. So the stories will often be about tech, this is not to mean readers have no global awareness.

    This is normal for a website to stick to its own themes don't you think? Should a website for exercise & health be accused of uncaring for war-torn families?

    (this post authored by someone who HAS been to and helped such war torn families. I come here to get a different & relaxing theme, ok?)

  61. Easily, instantly unlockable. by freakmn · · Score: 1

    (if only all that progress was easily, instantly unlockable in some way...)

    007 373 5963

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    warning: This post is likely to contain gobs of dripping sarcasm. Consume at your own risk.
  62. "Horror story?" by hackel · · Score: 1

    Seriously? My god some people are entitled, little shits. It's a fucking video game! Back when I played (as a kid—you know, the appropriate age), neither my NES nor Super NES had a way to backup saved game stats. If you lost it, who cares? Again, it's just a *video game*. What is happening to this world?

  63. Nintendo should be charging extra by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

    Nintendo should be charging extra. Look at it this way, that's 55 more hours playing Zelda than he'd normally get. 55 extra hours of gameplay, all at no additional cost!

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    I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
  64. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With 3 hours battery life, plastic screen, and too big for your pocket? No you don't.