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Facebook Has Reached Its Microsoft Bing Moment -- History Shows the Results Won't Be Pretty (cnbc.com)

As we noted recently, Facebook continues to duplicate every core feature that rival app Snapchat adds to its service. A new report, which cites multiple Facebook employees, sheds more light into how Facebook operates. The company, the report claims, created a "Teens Team" to figure out how to grab teenagers back from Snapchat, and has been up front about its tactics within the company: The internal mantra among some groups is "don't be too proud to copy." Matt Rosoff, an editor at CNBC says this whole tactics by Facebook is nothing new in the tech industry. From the article: Flash back to the early 2000s, when Microsoft was the undisputed king of the tech industry, with two unassailable monopolies -- operating systems and productivity apps for personal computers. It faced a lot of competitors, but the one that scared it the most was Google, which was in a completely different business. Google didn't start by creating alternatives to Windows and Office, although it did so later. Instead, it created a suite of online services -- first search, followed by email and maps -- that threatened the entire purpose of a personal computer. Why rely on Microsoft software running locally when you could get so much done with web apps? Microsoft's response? Trying to build the exact same service that made Google famous -- a search engine, first known as MSN Search, later rebranded to Bing. Eleven years later, Bing is a small minority player in search, with less than 10 percent market share on the desktop and less than 1 percent in mobile.

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  1. Bing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Best porn image search engine there is. Beat that, Google!

    1. Re:Bing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's porn videos that put it leaps and bounds over Google. Google's handful of videos with a bunch of text for each feels ancient.

    2. Re:Bing? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I stopped looking for celebrity nudes on Google. Even with safe-search off, it seems they've become high-minded.

    3. Re:Bing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was able to find nudes of your Mom on Google.

    4. Re: Bing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook will be MySpace in under 4 years. Sell your stock while it still has value. Soooo last year.

    5. Re:Bing? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And that tells me that you are into necrophilia.

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    6. Re:Bing? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's not like he's taken a selfie with your mom...yet...

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  2. don't be too proud to copy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good Artists Copy .. Great Artists Steal....

    Stealing everyone's ideas has done apple well....

    1. Re:don't be too proud to copy... by ranton · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      They are comparing Facebook to Microsoft's Bing, but you could just as easily compare them to Microsoft's DOS, Windows, or Office.

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    2. Re: don't be too proud to copy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also they ignore the fact that Google copied Microsoft, and look where that got them.

  3. facebook sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuckerberg blows goats

    1. Re:facebook sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Bing has the photos to prove it.

    2. Re:facebook sucks by UriGagarin · · Score: 0

      *googles* Nope, can't see them

  4. Anyone remember Zynga? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ironic that Facebook isn't learning lessons from the masters of copying ideas.

    1. Re:Anyone remember Zynga? by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No not really. There are also many instances where copying a competitors product became widely successful.
      VisiCalc to Lotus 123 to Excel
      WordPerfect to Word
      MySpace to Facebook
      I can keep going but There are many companies who just happens to get their version at the right time and market to the right group of people to make their obvious copy the more successful product.

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    2. Re:Anyone remember Zynga? by manu0601 · · Score: 2

      There are also many instances where copying a competitors product became widely successful.

      And that can happen without even killing the original, which is smart, because you can copy from it multiple times: Mac to Windows PC.

    3. Re:Anyone remember Zynga? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HUH? in what world is their copying of WordPerfect to Word? Visicalc to 123 to Excel sure, but WordPerfect was nothing like Word

    4. Re:Anyone remember Zynga? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or loads of companies to Apple.

    5. Re:Anyone remember Zynga? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Sometimes copying is working, sometime it isn't.

      But either you are proactive or you are reactive in the market. Being stuck on reactive use means that you will always be behind and as soon as you have caught up with the competition the customers have already moved elsewhere.

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    6. Re:Anyone remember Zynga? by Gussington · · Score: 1

      I can keep going but There are many companies who just happens to get their version at the right time and market to the right group of people to make their obvious copy the more successful product.

      So how do you know which will succeed and which will fail?
      I only have a sample size of two teenagers (plus their friends), and it's Snapchat 2, FB 0 here. So it appears to be a fail from where I sit.

    7. Re:Anyone remember Zynga? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I remember Zynga: the company which was aptly named after the CEO's dead dog; I always felt that was a premonition for things to come.

    8. Re:Anyone remember Zynga? by jmyers · · Score: 2

      The first versions of Word I used in late 80s were keystroke compatible with WordPerfect and would read and write WP format files by default. It was close enough for most companies. Many of my customers went to word because it was much cheaper than WordPerfect (competitive upgrade pricing). Law firms were the hold outs that would not switch and also used more advanced WP features that were not copied. By the time Windows 95 came out WP for Windows was buggy as hell and Word was pretty stable. Law firms that I dealt with starting converting Word at that time. Generally they were going from Novell file servers to NT Server and Win95 workstations and from WP to Word and getting internet connected all in one big upgrade.

  5. Thank god! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I use MySpace, so I avoided all this drama.

    1. Re:Thank god! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      I use Diaspora, which has the added advantage of being nice and quiet. Peace and quiet is so soothing...

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    2. Re:Thank god! by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      But how do I connect to that with UUCP?

    3. Re:Thank god! by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Funny

      I use Diaspora, which has the added advantage of being nice and quiet. Peace and quiet is so soothing...

      My friends and I all switched to Diaspora,
      but then we just went our separate ways...

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  6. actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    history shows what happened in the past, not what will happen in the future.

    1. Re:actually by gnick · · Score: 1

      All of this has happened before and will happen again.

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    2. Re:actually by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

      The interesting part of all this is that Bing was created not because Microsoft wanted to be in the search business - but because search was lucrative enough for Google to allow them to grow into a threat to Microsoft's core OS and Office monopolies. Bing is there to cut Google down to size more than to build up Microsoft. And, to the extent that Google actually had ambitions to take Microsoft head on, I guess they were right. Though who knows - if Microsoft hand never tried to damage Google's revenue stream, maybe Google never would've gone after Windows and Office. But the Google guys were nothing if not ambitious.

      You could also make the point that Android was more an attempt to keep Microsoft from buying their way into mobile search than any kind of attempt to take on Apple. But all these companies counting on network effects to maintain near monopolies seem to have to take on all comers. Monopoly power, for all the head start it gives you, are not invincible.

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    3. Re:actually by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      The interesting part of all this is that Bing was created not because Microsoft wanted to be in the search business - but because search was lucrative enough for Google to allow them to grow into a threat to Microsoft's core OS and Office monopolies. Bing is there to cut Google down to size more than to build up Microsoft. And, to the extent that Google actually had ambitions to take Microsoft head on, I guess they were right. Though who knows - if Microsoft hand never tried to damage Google's revenue stream, maybe Google never would've gone after Windows and Office. But the Google guys were nothing if not ambitious.

      You could also make the point that Android was more an attempt to keep Microsoft from buying their way into mobile search than any kind of attempt to take on Apple. But all these companies counting on network effects to maintain near monopolies seem to have to take on all comers. Monopoly power, for all the head start it gives you, are not invincible.

      No... just, no... Google has never been a threat to Microsoft's OS. Their mobile division, definitely, but never their OS division. As far as Office goes, they have been a minor pest, at best, with their email service. Google did win the search war and they have had huge success with mobile, but have had a hard time turning Android into anything resembling the financial returns that Apple is getting from their mobile business.

      As for any comparison between Facebook and Bing, it falls down on it's lack of merit alone. Bing has never been popular, nor has it had critical mass. Facebook has a critical mass that will be very difficult to overcome. When your grandmother, mother, cousins, uncles, friends, etc. are all on the same service people aren't about to jump ship.

      Snapchat may be popular with teens for inter-personal sharing, but they still use Facebook to communicate with a wider audience. That's why Facebook is mimicking their capabilities. It's also likely why it won't work. Teens have always sought out their own way of communicating with peers, whether it is language or a separate app. But as they get older, they will and do use Facebook for the simple reason that Grandma isn't using Sanpchat, but she is on Facebook...

    4. Re:actually by mad_dog3283 · · Score: 2

      Google has never been a threat to Microsoft's OS. Their mobile division, definitely, but never their OS division.

      What about all the people (younger folks especially) who are no longer buying/using desktop computers since their phones do everything they need?

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    5. Re:actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say google is quite happy with the over 21 Billion in profit Android has already generated for them. Not Revenue, Profit.

    6. Re:actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When they get real jobs they'll find they can no longer do what they need on their phones.

    7. Re:actually by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      The beauty of /. is that I don't know if this is someone being incredibly pedantic or an ironic troll. I'm leaning towards the latter, but either was I got a laugh.

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    8. Re:actually by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      So Google's Android profit over the last 7 or so years equals 1 quarter of Apple's profit? I'm sure they're ecstatic.

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    9. Re:actually by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      What about all the people (younger folks especially) who are no longer buying/using desktop computers since their phones do everything they need?

      I love watching young people spend 10 minutes to send 2 messages back and forth.

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    10. Re:actually by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      No... just, no... Google has never been a threat to Microsoft's OS.

      Absolutely. Google's reach into search and web definitely threatened MS's business models. There's a reason MS hasn't really had success growing into any new related market that's opened up. Web - dead. Mobile - dead. Tablets - dead. Worse, email and documents are moving away from MS, because they no longer control the majority of devices people use to view and edit them with. They now have to be compatible with other OSes and apps, and if not, their market share will continue to shrink.

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  7. Did I miss the boat? by Ken+D · · Score: 1

    So I still don't have a facebook account.... can I stop wondering do I or don't I?

    1. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      So I still don't have a facebook account...

      I know that's very "hip" to say, but I'll bet you're a liar.

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    2. Re:Did I miss the boat? by WallyL · · Score: 4, Funny

      I didn't have a facebook account before it was cool!

    3. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Carewolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So I still don't have a facebook account.... can I stop wondering do I or don't I?

      If you don't have a facebook account, facebook still has an account on you. Opening the account is the only way to get control of privacy settings to limit what facebook publishes of personal data on you.

    4. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      I had a facebook account to play farmville. Actually... I had 5 facebook accounts to play farmville.
      And then one day facebook wanted to nail down who I really was. And I stopped using facebook.

      That must have been over 5 years ago.

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    5. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      do I or don't I?

      Ok, you're "that guy". When you get a Facebook account, it will reach the tipping point and implode. So please, get a Facebook account.

    6. Re: Did I miss the boat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here!!!!

      I had 5 Facebook accounts to farm flash games for my wife, but didn't actually have zero social presence.

    7. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't have a Facebook account" is the 2010s version of "I don't own a TV", "I don't watch TV", "I'm a member of MENSA".

    8. Re:Did I miss the boat? by irrational_design · · Score: 2

      Why? I don't have a facebook account either. Nor does my wife. Admittedly I don't know many people who don't have a facebook account, but there are some of us out there!

      On the other hand, my teenagers do have facebook accounts, but they don't use them anymore. They and their friends have fully moved over to other social media platforms and openly mock anyone who does use facebook.

    9. Re:Did I miss the boat? by irrational_design · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to my teenagers and their friends it already has imploded. They simply don't use it anymore. They've move on to other social media platforms. If you are cool, you don't use facebook.

    10. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one gives a fuck what you got. Why do you small-dicked Slashfags think that anyone cares about your pathetic lives? I'd wipe my ass with your birth certificate. You're nothing to me.

    11. Re:Did I miss the boat? by unapersson · · Score: 2

      It's cute that teenagers still think they're the centre of the world, meanwhile Facebook is moving on from pure social networking and starting to absorb special interest groups from blogs, forums and mailing lists.

    12. Re:Did I miss the boat? by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, my niece and nephew said the same thing about 2 years ago, they might go on to share some pics etc. but for the majority of stuffs they don't touch facebook. Facebook is officially for old timers in their eyes, and if you don't think this matters much, think again. NO ONE has as much free time as a teenager.

      Makes me laugh actually, hind sight being 20/20 and all that, I did not realize that school wasn't all that bad in comparison to the hamster wheel that is work. They can't wait to get out of school and get a job and then the "freedom" and money to do as they want. Yeah, takes a year or two to realize you've been had. Hardly any holidays, and if they are in I.T. they can start kissing weekends goodbye as well. Lots of "freedom" awaits them.

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    13. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...really?

    14. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Facebook is actually very good for things that don't have anything to do with teens. For one, event planning and relatedly "groups" are great for clubs, hobbyists, church groups, and other communities to post and coordinate their schedules.

      I will be happy when we stop letting the fads of teenagers decide the value of our tools.

    15. Re:Did I miss the boat? by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      Yes really. Every website that has a like button has facebooks tendrils in it. If you don't have an explicit sign-in, a random ID is associated with you and they keep track of your browsing habits (every page you visit that you can like). Once you create an account and sign-in, then that random ID is associated with the real you, and you get some semblance of control.

      Of course, you are the product for Facebook, so *control* is a very vague, loosely defined term.

    16. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can use umatrix or noscript or some other bs-blocking extension and never load their crap at all.

    17. Re:Did I miss the boat? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a drop in facebook, just a new generation that has no interest in starting it.

      And can you blame them? The one rule of social networking is don't be on the same social network as your parents. Facebook reaching such critical mass is exactly its own undoing.

    18. Re:Did I miss the boat? by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      Except teenagers won't always be teenagers. One of my kids is in college and the other will be starting college next year. They have friends on social media all over the country and none of their friends use facebook anymore. This is the next generation of adults who are eschewing facebook.

    19. Re:Did I miss the boat? by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      Teenagers are the center of the advertising world and Facebook runs on advertising.

    20. Re:Did I miss the boat? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I had 5 facebook accounts to play farmville.

      Wow.

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  8. Who cares. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    Or maybe it's the other way around? Maybe all these little nothing apps want to be Facebook?

    Seriously, why is there a;; this bitterness when Facebook adds a totally obvious feature that some Wannabe IPO thought they had exclusive rights to? Please...

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    1. Re:Who cares. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure there was a precedent back when Microsoft went to make a web browser in the 1990s...

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    2. Re:Who cares. by F.Ultra · · Score: 2

      And here I thought that Microsoft didn't make Edge until 2015. The more you know!

    3. Re:Who cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice. I wish I had Mod points... ;)

    4. Re:Who cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > back when Microsoft went to make a web browser in the 1990s...

      Microsoft didn't make a web browser in the 1990s. Spyglass wrote one on the promise that Microsoft would pay them a fee for every copy sold. Then Microsoft didn't _sell_ any, they 'gave' them away. Spyglass got no revenue and had to sue Microsoft (and won).

  9. There are success stories too by A5un · · Score: 2

    Remember WhatsApp copying Blackberry Messenger? And all the iterations of IM app from ICQ, AIM, etc?

    1. Re:There are success stories too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And WhatsApp succeeded by removing a few key features those other applications had.
      You could no longer choose your IM handle, password, or manage your contact list independent from your phone book.

      That made it attractive to people who don't understand why those features are important. Which turns out is a lot of them.

  10. Waste of time by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Teens have zero money. I would focus on the bigger market.

    1. Re:Waste of time by erapert · · Score: 1

      Those teenagers will grow up and get jobs (eventually).

    2. Re:Waste of time by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      But by that time everyone will be using MyBookPlusChatGram.

    3. Re:Waste of time by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...and by then they'll be using something else (maybe).

      When I was a teenager, BBS (and if you were lucky and your parents had a uni account, IRC and NNTP) was about as close as you could get to a social network.

      But, old people stuff aside, look at progression here: NNTP, IRC, basic web forums, ICQ groups, PHPNuke forums, MySpace, Facebook, Snapchat, ...?
      (or similar, YMMV.)

      Odds are perfect someone else may come out with yet another means to communicate in groups by the time today's teenagers are old enough to drink.

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    4. Re:Waste of time by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      Teens have zero money.

      Except the ones who get an allowance.
      Or ones who get lots of checks from relatives for birthdays/holidays.
      Or have part-time jobs*
      Or are part of rich families that will buy them whatever they want.

      * -- personal anecdote: I started working in some form at the age of eleven, and was employed continuously until I lost a job in my 20's.

    5. Re:Waste of time by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      You monetize the platform.

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    6. Re:Waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many do thanks to their parents (parents covering all of their life costs, giving them an allowance or they work PT rent free), their lifestyle is built around constant consumption of new things to show to others how cool they are, and they're easier to con. The next best demographic is older, retired people. Maybe people have more money to spend in their late 20s-60s, but they're also likely going to be more careful about where they spend it and don't have the time or desire to constantly keep up with new trends.

    7. Re:Waste of time by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      Individual teens have a little money. At it is all burning a hole in their pocket, ready to be flung at whoever can tickle their fancy. It may not be humongous, but it is easy money that adds up.

    8. Re: Waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creimer's alt!

    9. Re:Waste of time by johanwanderer · · Score: 1

      They sell ad impressions, not products. Therefore, all they care about is that X% of ad impressions that could have been sold on their platform went elsewhere, and they want them back.

  11. Apples to Oranges by wired_parrot · · Score: 5, Informative

    Eleven years later, Bing is a small minority player in search, with less than 10 percent market share on the desktop and less than 1 percent in mobile.

    The summary appears to imply that Bing went from being a major player to a small player in the search engine market. Bing has always been a minority player. The reality is that the 10 percent market share represents growth, considering that Bing was a non-existent presence in the market 11 years ago, so the analogy is fatally flawed.

    1. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This. Microsoft was never a leader in a search. Facebook is the current leader and has been for while (in number of users) in social networking and messaging. It's not a real parallel, so there's no lessons to learn from Bing's "history" as the article would have us believe.

    2. Re:Apples to Oranges by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      A more appropriate analogy would be Hotmail vs Gmail. And yes, Microsoft didn't go down without a fight, but their fight just wasn't anywhere near being good enough.

    3. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hotmail's anti-spam features paled in comparison to GMail. I think that's a big reason Hotmail went down.

    4. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that Google only has 65% of search traffic and nearly all of what they don't get is Bing at about 33% (not just via bing.com but yahoo, duckduckgo, and others). I wouldn't call 33% of search a small minority player. Now it could be argued that 33% is a failure given what it has cost them to get to 33% (the crazy amount of advertising first on MSN Search then on Bing, having it be the default search on their browser / OS, allowing others to brand it, not to mention the cost related to actually building it).

    5. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hotmail's anti-spam features paled in comparison to GMail. I think that's a big reason Hotmail went down.

      And MS has developed an unbelievable amount of mistrust and bad will from Windows 10. They'll be lucky if any of their consumer services take off. But MS is really all in on Azure, which is pretty solid so I expect them to care less and less about things like Bing.

    6. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed that's the better analogy. I think the lesson learned from that though is that Hotmail didn't copy Gmail enough, and what they did copy they didn't do fast enough to prevent everyone from jumping on the Gmail train.

    7. Re:Apples to Oranges by gravewax · · Score: 1

      how the hell is Hotmail a good comparison, Hotmail is still wildly successful, albeit under a different name

    8. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really REALLY bad comparison, at last count Hotmail/outlook accounts still outnumbered gmail accounts, and that is with gmail being forced on many android users.

    9. Re:Apples to Oranges by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      So... what's the other name? I honestly don't know anyone who doesn't use gmail or a work email address.

    10. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Alta Vista' moment ?

    11. Re:Apples to Oranges by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      really REALLY bad comparison, at last count Hotmail/outlook accounts still outnumbered gmail accounts, and that is with gmail being forced on many android users.

      Whatever figures you're using probably are based on either throwaway accounts or contact information that just hasn't been updated in 20 years. Likewise, the loss of geocities must have been a huge setback for Microsoft.

    12. Re:Apples to Oranges by gravewax · · Score: 1

      outlook.com, still has in excess of 400 million active users.

    13. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes admittedly most gmail accounts are throwaway accounts. Even so they are still only just around the same levels as current outlook.com accounts. e.g. my 2 gmail accounts created solely so I could download apps on my phone and my tablet.

    14. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      outside of the echo chamber most slashdotters live in, that's not true you know, 99% of people have no idea about windows 10's telemetry, and care even less

    15. Re:Apples to Oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realise throwaway accounts is actually what makes up the bulk of gmail accounts. I have 3 gmail accounts, one for my VPN, one for my Android phones and another for some software I registered ages ago that I didn't want to provide a real address for. none of them are used accounts and especially due to Android I would be surprised if the dead/forced accounts aren't the bulk of gmail accounts.

    16. Re:Apples to Oranges by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      still has in excess of 400 million active users.

      I can back that up. I probably have created 2 dozen accounts there each year for close to 2 decades when ever some stupid site wants me to register so I can see or buy some stupid thing. Repeat the next time I want to see or buy something.

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  12. But those Snapchat users *aren't* coming back! by shaunbr · · Score: 1

    You can't just copy your competitor and expect their userbase to come back to you, and why would they when they already have what they want with Snapchat? You need new ideas, and I don't think Facebook is capable of that if all they can do to fight back is steal other peoples' ideas.

    1. Re:But those Snapchat users *aren't* coming back! by Nutria · · Score: 1

      In percentage and absolute terms, Google is more profitable than Microsoft, which "only" earned $17B net income on $85B sales.

      Facebook, though, kept 37% of it's $27.6B last year. If this is the future, then FB will be raking in the cash for decades to come.

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  13. File this is the, they just don't get it category by s1d3track3D · · Score: 2

    The company, the report claims, created a "Teens Team" to figure out how to grab teenagers back from Snapchat,

    In related news, an "Ex's" group is created and meets to figure out how to lure back the person that left them. Reports indicate that candy and presents will play a predominant role.

    Let's see, I'm a teen, my parents and relatives are all on Facebook and I'm going to actively use the platform why?

  14. Snap what? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Look, no matter how much you talk it up, it's not a thing.

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  15. The Way of the Dinosaurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the direction Facebook is going, that's abundantly clear from the evidence of them copying everything else. They're clearly out of new ideas and this behaviour marks the begin of Facebooks' decline into being Failbook. Before you know it they'll just be another footnote in the history of tech, along with Myspace, Livejournal, and AOL. Sure am glad I never fell for the Facebook meme.

  16. "rival app" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I mistaken or didn't Facebook buy Snapchat? How can Snapchat be Facebook's rival app if Facebook owns Snapchat?

    1. Re:"rival app" by bobthesungeek76036 · · Score: 1

      Am I mistaken or didn't Facebook buy Snapchat? How can Snapchat be Facebook's rival app if Facebook owns Snapchat?

      Facebook offered to buy Snapchat for a reported $3B but the offer was rejected by Snapchat CEO...

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    2. Re:"rival app" by Hoodsen · · Score: 1

      Facebook did not buy Snapchat. They tried to in 2013 but Snapchat said no. Facebook did buy Instagram, which is what you're probably thinking of.

    3. Re:"rival app" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OHHHH That makes sense. Yes that's most likely what I was thinking of.

  17. Social Media is not Tech Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is still king of the tech industry as the only company still producing its own operating system instead of ripping off open source Unix clones.

    Facebook is not producing tech at all. Facebook is a tech consumer.

  18. Good tactics based on game theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It seems every day there is another story on /. about Facebook copying Snapchat. No new information about it, really. Just more complaining.

    But really Facebook's approach is the right one based on game theory. When you're in a race and you're behind (like Snapchat is in user base), it's in your best interests to innovate to try to make up the distance. When you're ahead, it's in your best interest to maintain the status quo, and do exactly what your rivals do so that you maintain your lead while minimizing risk.

    I'm sure Snapchat hates it. But it's sound logic.

    1. Re:Good tactics based on game theory by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, even if copying Snapchat is not a winning strategy, there is no way to know that at this point in time. It might be a winning strategy. FB can well afford to be a follower in this footrace, lacking an obviously better strategy. Maybe that is not very inspired, but it is practical and may turn out to be good enough to sweep the table.

  19. I use Bing on Windows 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It returns the best search results.

  20. Re:Google Maps, LOLOLOLOL by BradleyUffner · · Score: 2

    I have no idea what you are talking about. Google maps loads instantly for me. It doesn't do much beyond map related functions, so I'm not sure where you are getting "bloated" from.

  21. Last I checked... by DalM · · Score: 1

    MS was still around.

  22. Re:File this is the, they just don't get it catego by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

    No kidding. That and every freaking thing that you comment on or like gets broadcast to all of your friends/family/coworkers. So I just stopped interacting with Facebook, which means I just don't go there any more.

  23. Re:File this is the, they just don't get it catego by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

    And for the love of god, stop changing the default search order. Just put the things that I've liked (And not the things you think I'd like) in chronological order.

  24. Errr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whst exactly is the point of this article besides wasting space to mitter out some thoughts without an actual conclusion?

  25. It worked for them with Netscape didn't it? by shoor · · Score: 1

    As I recall, (and somebody can correct me if I'm misremembering), when Netscape came out with their browser, Microsoft pooh-poohed the whole thing publicly while scrambling to put together Internet Explorer. Employees at Netscape were really worried about Microsoft with good reason. Then Microsoft bundled IE with their OS so naturally users of MS automatically started using it, and that was the end of Netscape, the innovator.

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  26. That's always how Microsoft worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They started with Microsoft BASIC written by Bill Gates, and MS-DOS from Tim Paterson that was basically a CP/M knockoff. Windows was an obvious attempt to copy the Mac, C# and .NET obviously cloned the Java language and JVM, etc. They got SQL Server from Sybase, and Internet Explorer from Spyglass, using their unequal leverage with companies in dire financial straits.

    Microsoft rarely comes up with any original products. One of the exceptions that proves the rule: Visual Basic (a genuinely innovative product), which was handed to Microsoft by a developer named Alan Cooper.

    1. Re:That's always how Microsoft worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you ever get tired of telling this same old fucking story? Jesus Christ, almost EVERYTHING out there started as something else. It's the nature of iterative advancement in technology.
      Was the Netscape browser built from scratch by Netscape? (No)
      Was Android built from scratch by Google? (No)
      Did Apple build OSX from the ground up (No)
      Did Google built Google Earth from scratch (No)
      Did Google even built Glass from scratch (No it wasn't, a small group of devs from Microsoft Research defected with it)

      CP/M was in the 70s and I bet you weren't even born yet. Get over it already.

    2. Re:That's always how Microsoft worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netscape Navigator was written by the same team that designed and wrote Mozilla at UIUC.

      Google's search engine was designed and written by Page and Brin, and was completely different from, and superior to, other web search engines on the market. That's why a startup whose founders were unknown (to the world at large, not Sand Hill) was able to take over the search engine space.

      Contrast that with Microsoft's strategy of making something "just as good" as the existing market leader, only bundled with Windows or MS-DOS, and using illegal (antitrust violation) tactics to prevent competitors from doing the same EVEN if they were able to strike deals with OEMs like Dell, Gateway, and the Japanese. Of course, that strategy stopped working once mobile became a more important consumer platform than the desktop, and hardware vendors and telcos were smart enough not to "partner" with Microsoft.

    3. Re:That's always how Microsoft worked by shoor · · Score: 1

      The difference with Microsoft is the monopolistic power they got because IBM adopted their OS for the IBM PC.

      It is a complicated story, and there are a lot of questionable anecdotes about it, such as how Gary Kilmer, who wrote CP/M was out flying when IBM execs came around to see him, and the execs were miffed enough to go with Microsoft. Or the story that Bill Gates' Mom was on some charitable committee and heard from an IBM exec on the same committee that IBM was looking for an OS.

      The IBM PC was an overpriced, slipshod piece of hardware even by the standards of the time. Maybe IBM just wanted something to connect to their mainframes as they were focussed on that end of the Computer business. However, because it had the letters IBM on it, laymen who didn't know any better bought it, and it had MS-DOS on it. (Which wasn't particularly good.) When the clone makers came out, IBM didn't stop them, and they were allowed to use MS-DOS. This became the standard. When people came out with Apps like WordPerfect that weren't MS, MS was able to 'enhance' MS-DOS to make the competitive apps not work anymore.

      The result was to hurt the nascent industry in my opinion. (I know, shakeouts and oligopolies were inevitable, but I think MS got too powerful too soon with too little effort.) Microsoft was going to capture the server market too, at least for small networks, but fortunately, there were enough knowledgeable technies working in the back offices of those small business to subvert their PHBs and put linux and/or FreeBSD in and escape being monopolized by Microsoft.

      I shudder to think where we'd be now if MS had captured the server market.

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    4. Re:That's always how Microsoft worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > They started with Microsoft BASIC written by Bill Gates,

      It has been alleged that Altair BASIC was based on the source code of a BASIC interpreter that ran on the DEC machine at Harvard that Bill had access to. It is unlikely that Bill wrote anything. Paul Allen probably did most of the conversion work and Monte wrote all the maths routines (required because the 8080 didn't have the maths instructions of the DEC). They didn't pay for the development time they spent on another university's DEC machine.

    5. Re:That's always how Microsoft worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 3 sentences you went from "it has been alleged" to "probably" to a supposed statement of fact. Well done.

    6. Re:That's always how Microsoft worked by shoor · · Score: 1

      I heard a similar story about Gates copying at least some of his basic interpreter from somewhere else. Don't remember where for sure, but I think it was supposed to be Heathkit. Anyway, the anonymous coward is right to point out that it's not proven. One would probably have to look at the source code of various sources to do that, and who is going to bother with that now. I would like to know because if he did, it would reveal a lot of hypocrisy on Gates' part since he fumed so much over any sort of piracy of Microsoft's code. I do think Gates had an authentic fascination with computers that was very 'nerdlike'. He appeared in an episode of Computer Chronicles hosted by Stewart Cheifet which was modeled on a game show. Various Big Names in the home computer industry formed 2 teams, East Coast (which were all dressed up in coats and ties) and West Coast (who had taken off their coats and ties.) It was a computer trivia contest and Bill Gates did very well for the West Coast team.

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    7. Re:That's always how Microsoft worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a complicated story, and there are a lot of questionable anecdotes about it, such as how Gary Kilmer, who wrote CP/M was out flying when IBM execs came around to see him, and the execs were miffed enough to go with Microsoft.

      Who is this Gary Kilmer guy? Val Kilmer's evil twin? *smiles* I am pretty sure it was Gary Kildall who created CP/M.

  27. Press Fast Forward by campuscodi · · Score: 1

    After the way Facebook has influenced politics around the world, Facebook's end can't come sooner.

  28. Re:File this is the, they just don't get it catego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook wouldn't even exist if we had a better open platform for socializing than email. Now a private company with crappy ethics controls the means most people communicate with family and friends via the Internet. I do hope they lose their dominance in this regard, but a few teens using some fad of the year/generation apps isn't going to do it. And it does seem like Facebook is taking the place of Microsoft as the most widely disliked tech company, but due to what I mentioned above, most people still end up on it at some point.

  29. Disrespect your users, and they will flee by Yath · · Score: 1

    The issue with Microsoft, Facebook, and increasingly, Google, is that they have no intention of respecting their users. People feel locked in to Windows and Office, and would gladly jump ship due to Microsoft's abusive attitude, if only they could. Network effects keep a lot of customers stuck there. If people felt good about Microsoft, they'd use Bing and be happy.

    The same goes for Facebook. They could have treated their users (note I don't say "customers") well, and they wouldn't face such a challenge from upstarts like Snapchat. But if Snapchat offers any way to reduce dependence on Facebook, people will jump for it.

    Google is increasingly alienating its users in the same way, with the attempt to force Google+ down our throats being only the most egregious recent example.

    I hope the next big innovator will be a company that learns how to treat people with respect. They will wipe the floor with these jerks, and good riddance.

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    1. Re:Disrespect your users, and they will flee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is increasingly alienating its users in the same way, with the attempt to force Google+ down our throats being only the most egregious recent example.

      Thank them for that. A really cool piece of software, much better than Facebook.

    2. Re:Disrespect your users, and they will flee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I hope the next big innovator will be a company that learns how to treat people with respect. They will wipe the floor with these jerks, and good riddance.

      How about no company? Peer-to-peer

  30. Zune by hduff · · Score: 1

    When will Bing run on my Zune?

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  31. Re:File this is the, they just don't get it catego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I managed to shock my friend's kid when I told him that when I was his age, my parents weren't on the Internet, at all. Didn't even have email.

    Of course, at his current age I wasn't on the internet yet, either, but there were over ten years when I was and they weren't. Fifteen for anything other than email.

  32. Bing?? lol by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Bing is still up and running?

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    1. Re:Bing?? lol by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear his xmas song with David Bowie?

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  33. Goodbye Facebook :) ...hopefully by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 0

    You ruined the digital camera; you make it easy for people to cheat on each other and helped create a "hookup" generation; you made it easy to join and impossible to leave (2 week waiting and peer pressure); everything that's posted on your servers is accessible as biometric data to intelligence agencies; your messaging app has been caught repeatedly listening to inaudible TV signals for "advertising"; you "now" monitor messages sent and despite all your crap, people idiotically trust WhatsApp; you are incredibly vague as to what Facebook actually is and it's to avoid from being accused as a monopoly, meanwhile millenials make "1984" jokes like their "cool and cultured" and still carry on with their face glued to their screens as if to say "oh well." You used to be a platform for college students (college email needed to join). Now, you cater to every idiot on the planet, including new parents making accounts for new-borns. You've become the new generation's World Trade Center. And despite what people are saying, you can never go bankrupt and you know it. People in FB will be "replaced" before the U.S. government allows it. Facebook has a net worth of 190 billion dollars; that's more than what is in Fort Knox.

    1. Re:Goodbye Facebook :) ...hopefully by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      ; you make it easy for people to cheat on each other and helped create a "hookup" generation

      That's bullshit for a lot of reasons, starting with "duh all communication can be used for cheating" and going to "millennials actually hook up less frequently than their parents' did."

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    2. Re:Goodbye Facebook :) ...hopefully by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

      There are those trapped in Facebook and are just angry :( . That sucks. You make "friends" that don't use anything else to communicate or at least tell you that they prefer Facebook. Or, you need it for work or business so you have no choice. Or, it's the only way to make a long-distance relationship work, be it intimate or platonic. Do you spy on your kids with it? You know they have have another account, right? Does it make you cool? But, if you use it because you enjoy it...what flavor of Kool-Aid do you like?

      All communication can be used for cheating but if you were to use regular SMS, you're an idiot. Supplying a platform with profile pics and personal information is what makes it tempting. Any app (Tinder; owned by Facebook) that has a swipe left or right is basically saying, "Do I find him/her sexually attractive or not?" I have a friend that went on one date with a guy she met with Tinder and as soon as she kissed him, he whipped it out. No joke. Actually, I don't have a friend with a Tinder that doesn't have a horror story like that or not a complete sexual deviant. Apparently, because I hate Facebook, I'm not cool enough, in case you're thinking I'm bragging about the deviant part.

      Millennials do hookup more than their parents did, it's just what they call "hooking-up" and what their parents believed it to be is much different and people don't live as far away from each other. The language for flirting is much different; example "What's up" for older people is "How are you?"; younger people think you just flirted with them. I've even asked a more "with it" friend of mine about it and she was like, "You can't just go up to a girl and ask that or text that to a girl you just met." I couldn't believe it. Instead of having non-committed sex with lots of partners like the previous generation, they are having non-committed sex with a shorter list, aka the classic "FWB." I know people that don't view oral as sex for goodness sake. They get on dating apps and figure that stuff out after a few dates here and there. The frequency is more, but the diversity is less, probably because they think it's safer that way. Birth control and no condom fun with very little STD risk, I guess. It's also why they are taking much longer to get married. They can't find the "right one" because they don't know how to commit and work things out, using "career" and "school" as an excuse. And, why would they bother trying when they know they can get their rebound endorphin fix from one of their other "friends" or are attractive enough to just make new ones. You wouldn't believe how many dating profiles I've seen that say "I don't need [insert app] to have sex. I could just ask a friend," I guess to make the point she is looking for a long term relationship, but you still know she isn't lying about the sex part.

  34. Re:!!Profits= Billion per quarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was not "it created a suite of online services -- first search, followed by email and maps -- that threatened the entire purpose of a personal computer" thats total bull shit. Google was making a Billion dollars per quarter at a time when it was thought that the average company which had an annual profit of say 35-100 million was doing great. And at the rate google was banking money pretty soon it could afford to purchase even the largest companies in the tech-industry. Google changes those ideals, and coused most company to be extreamly gready. The new goal is to make a profit of a billion a day, and the componies that will most likely reach these new goals are Comcast{Spectrum}, and AT&T.

  35. my first diss by epine · · Score: 1

    The IBM PC was an overpriced, slipshod piece of hardware even by the standards of the time.

    The keyboard was indestructible. The case was a tank. The monochrome monitor displayed 25 rows of 80 columns, including upper and lower case letters.

    Before the IBM PC was introduced, the personal computer market was dominated by systems using the 6502 and Z80 8-bit microprocessors, such as the TRS 80, Commodore PET and Apple II series, which used proprietary operating systems, and by computers running CP/M.

    More than 50 new business-oriented personal computer systems came on the market in the year before IBM released the IBM PC.

    Very few of them used a 16- or 32-bit microprocessor, as 8-bit systems were generally believed by the vendors to be perfectly adequate, and the Intel 8086 was too expensive to use.

    Unfortunately, the IBM PC also included a few deliberate sandbags.

    IBM decided to use the Intel 8088 after first considering the Motorola 68000 and the Intel i8086, because the other two were considered to be too powerful for their needs.

    IBM never figured this was their last entry into the PC business. It was supposed to be a trial balloon. They had a zillion reasons to cripple the first edition, both in terms of processing power and in terms of memory expansion capacity.

    By the way, did you actually use a TRS 80, Commodore PET, or Apple II? I used all three. Realistically, these all sucked for any serious purpose—except for learning the difficult art of programming the hard way.

    It was just the other night I realized how starting my programming career on a TRS 80 with the notoriously unreliable tape drive influence my programming style for years to come.

    No, BASIC did not ruin me. (I also picked up APL, several dialects of assembler within a year, rudimentary Pascal, some LISP, some FORTH, and most of C just as soon as I could get my hands on it.)

    What did ruin me was the inability to curate a subroutine library of my favourite helper code. It just too took long to merge one chunk of code off cassette into another. (I believe the merge mode was that whatever new BASIC program you loaded just wrote right over top of any existing line numbers.) The TRS 80 was the computer I could use at school for free, which I did after school every day. Never had one at home until much later.

    There was a certain kind of robustness you just didn't worry about, because every single program was pretty much home-cooked from scratch. At most, one might load something vaguely similar and then cannibalize some of the common bits.

    Agile, look out—you ain't gonna need it. Every line of code ended up written in the least general way possible, so long as it sped up the code entry process.

    Fortunately, I never had to use a cassette drive on an IBM PC.

    On the IBM PC, I still had to multi-pass the compiler by switching floppy disks during the compile and link cycle, but that's a whole other story.

    You know, the "standards of the time" included Heathkit, and Hewlett Packard (back when that still meant doing the right thing), and Tektronix, and later Compaq. The hobby computers were junk in part because everyone knew it was going to be a brisk ride. SOMEDAY SOON THERE MIGHT EVEN BE LOWER CASE. Basic economics.

    Except for the IBM sandbag trick. That was old school economics, a first sour taste of something us hobbyists had not yet had to worry about.

    That was the true legacy of the original IBM PC. It was the first coldly calculated, deliberate consumer diss. We all hates it forever for exactly that one thing.

  36. Comparing essential tool to making funny faces by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    Without a search/directory tool, much of the web we want to access is inaccessible.

    Original post compares this to a photo-swapping app that allows you to put cats ears on people, as if that's somehow a commercial threat.

    Now either Snapchat thinks Slashdotters are a viable market for their nonsense and are chucking Bizx a bundle for fake content... or one of the editors really likes those cat ears.

  37. Re:Google Maps, LOLOLOLOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did someone dare offend the google fanbois?

  38. Sometimes Less is More by OYAHHH · · Score: 1

    While the desktop FB client is relatively free from the Snapchat nonsense the phone app is becoming horribly cluttered. Seemingly everyday a new "feature" is added that takes away from the core FB concept and relegates that screen real estate to functionality the FB client is not seeking.

    In short, FB is running the very real risk of alienating adult users who simply do not care about all of shiny objects and prefer simplicity in their lives.

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  39. Steve Jobs by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    "Good artists copy, great artists steal."

    1. Re:Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Steve Jobs said that he stole it from someone else...

      Captcha: fatality

  40. Facebook is not a social network ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    ... it's a global mental illness.

    That aside, we all know that what Facebook does should be a regular Internet protocol and service and not some commercial website. The only reason FB took off and still is going strong is because E-Mail and Usenet and to some extent IRC are so very shitty and we, the Inet and FOSS community haven't built a viable modern communication service yet.

    And no, Diaspora is an implementation of a non-service and not really a replacement. Yet.

    Once a protocol and service that does what FB does is finished, FB eventually willbe replaced.

    My 2 eurocents.

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  41. Re:File this is the, they just don't get it catego by timftbf · · Score: 1

    This. Every change to Facebook, and in particular to the iOS app, seems to make it a little bit harder to either get to the chronological or view, or to stay there. I couldn't care less about what's "hot", I want to see what's been posted since last time I looked.

  42. Re:Google Maps, LOLOLOLOL by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    How many others of you have noticed how Google Maps has gone from something relatively useful, to the bloated piece of crap that it is now, which takes a geologic age to load or really do anything, even on a fast computer with a fast internet connection?

    Yep. I think a lot of the google stuff is designed based on the idea that everyone has gigabit ethernet to use on their bus based commute, with a side order of the Apple style of you're a right old saddo if you don't upgrade your computer often enough.

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  43. Re:File this is the, they just don't get it catego by Gussington · · Score: 1

    So delete your account and use something else. Your continued use is a message to FB that what they are doing is ok.

  44. Re:Google Maps, LOLOLOLOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that's true of Google in general. Before, when you wanted to search for a link or picture, you could copy the web address of that item directly. Now, when you try and take a copy, Google returns an "amped" address that goes through their servers. For this reason alone, I use Bing.

  45. Ironicly by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

    SC are trying to be a social networking company now and FB is trying to be an image sharing service.

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  46. Re:File this is the, they just don't get it catego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. If Facebook wants the teens, it'll have to get rid of their parents.who is more important to your advertisers Facebook? The parents who have an income, or the teenagers who are about to enter the workforce and will be the most valuable market soon - young, single and not tied down in debt enough yet so they still have some disposable i come?