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US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights Into And Out of the Country (reuters.com)

The United States might ban laptops from aircraft cabins on all flights into and out of the country as part of a ramped-up effort to protect against potential security threats, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly said on Sunday. From a report:In an interview on "Fox News Sunday," Kelly said the United States planned to "raise the bar" on airline security, including tightening screening of carry-on items. "That's the thing that they are obsessed with, the terrorists, the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people." In March, the government imposed restrictions on large electronic devices in aircraft cabins on flights from 10 airports, including the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Turkey. Kelly said the move would be part of a broader airline security effort to combat what he called "a real sophisticated threat." He said no decision had been made as to the timing of any ban. "We are still following the intelligence," he said, "and are in the process of defining this, but we're going to raise the bar generally speaking for aviation much higher than it is now."

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  1. Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptops? by mellon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's about the only positive spin I can put on it. If they're worried about laptops with batteries, let me have one without; then I can just rent batteries when I travel, and the airline doesn't have to worry about it. It would be nice if the whole system could be more modular than laptops currently are.

  2. More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Meanwhile terrorists are using trucks and going to concerts, not targeting planes. Naked flights coming soon.

    1. Re:More security theatre by shilly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Terrorists are using trucks, going to concerts, *and* targeting planes. Obviously. This is a separate issue from whether the response is either proportionate or effective.

    2. Re:More security theatre by OpenSourced · · Score: 2

      That. For some reason planes are to be safer than a mother's lap, no matter the direct and indirect cost, the inconvenience and stress generated. But if you are in a metro car, in a concert, in a convention, you are on your own. For all places except airplanes, cost and convenience are a deterrent for more intrusion/security. But not for planes, no. There you have the big line in the sand. We'll protect that 1% of transport (or whatever), and leave the rest to the wolves, but that 1% will be secure, no matter how many anal probes we have to make.

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    3. Re:More security theatre by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Taking down an airliner costs about a billion bucks when the final bills are paid. Driving over a few people in the street... doesn't.

    4. Re:More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Except that you're wrong because the American tourism industry has already taken a divebomb, and is sure to continue even further if you can't take your laptop on a flight.
      https://www.independent.co.uk/...

    5. Re: More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Excel spreadsheet or it never happened

    6. Re:More security theatre by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

      Just naked on the plane? I'm waiting for the anal/vaginal checks by highly-trained agents (behind a curtain for our convenience and privacy) when we check in any luggage.

      For those of us on the "TSA Pre" checklist we may be allowed just a body scan and a Gattaca-style finger prick?

    7. Re:More security theatre by Wycliffe · · Score: 2

      So what if it's theater? It's very effective theater.

      If it's theatre then by definition it's not effective unless by effective you mean "fools people into thinking that travel is safe". Security theatre by definition means that it's pretend security that really doesn't make people safer.

    8. Re:More security theatre by gtall · · Score: 1

      Yep, before 9/11, we didn't have to worry about planes being used as missiles because terrorists have never done that before. I use the same argument for not getting that huge branch limb overhanging my house not taken down. It's never fallen before, saves me all kinds of money.

    9. Re:More security theatre by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Yes, the product they are selling is theater, not security. And the campaign is a remarkable success.

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    10. Re: More security theatre by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      It is objectively more difficult to get contraband onto an airplane than it was in the 90s. That you can maybe sneak something by does not make it "Theater".

      I wasn't stating whether it was or was not theatre. It's probably a combination of both. I was just stating that "effective theatre" is a contradiction. Security theatre is by definition ineffective security only done for show.

    11. Re:More security theatre by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I use the same argument for not getting that huge branch limb overhanging my house not taken down.

      Ouch, that hits a little close to home. You procrastinate as much as me? Nice to meet you!

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    12. Re:More security theatre by morethanapapercert · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I've ridden in commercial planes, trains and buses. two things they all had in common was 1) no nearly enough legroom, and 2) large numbers of people who I not only would not wish to see naked, but would even be willing to pay moderate sums to avoid seeing at all, let alone naked.

      I am Canadian, spent most of my life within easy reach of the border. But ever since 9/1 and all the subsequent security nonsense, I have pretty much boycotted the US. I used to go over at least weekly. Some of the enhanced security at the border, as it applies Canada's aboriginal people, Canadian and British citizens, arguably violates those peoples rights under the Jay Treaty. Since the wording is "that it shall at all times be free to His Majesty's subjects..." I would further suggest that it might be construed to apply to all citizens of Her Majesty's Commonwealth Realms and Territories. (not the original intent, I grant you, but law rests on the actual wording, not intent.)

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    13. Re:More security theatre by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      You effectively don't have to worry about that now, or terrorism in general.

      Most people die at home and the most dangerous thing you can do is leave the house.

    14. Re: More security theatre by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      I wasn't stating whether it was or was not theatre. It's probably a combination of both. I was just stating that "effective theatre" is a contradiction. Security theatre is by definition ineffective security only done for show.

      If it fools the terrorists into believing they can't succeed, and therefore they don't bother to try, then it's effective theater. Lives are saved regardless of how the acts of terror were prevented.

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    15. Re:More security theatre by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, USA had intriguing rules about matches and lighters on planes.
      You'd think they would be banned absolutely, but no. You can [or could] take three books of matches and one (or was it two) lighters on a plane.

      Like, what?

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    16. Re: More security theatre by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      Broadway is effective theater. The story of Phantom of the Opera or Cats isn't any more true on Broadway than the 2nd grade class's show. It's just better at seeming real.

      The American public already operates under suspension of disbelief. "Effective theater" is theater that doesn't violate the suspension of disbelief.

      Security theatre is by definition ineffective security only done for show.

      But if the show is more convincing, how is that not effective theater?

    17. Re:More security theatre by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Except that you're wrong because the American tourism industry has already taken a divebomb, and is sure to continue even further if you can't take your laptop on a flight.
      https://www.independent.co.uk/...

      Forget about tourism... This move will affect business travellers who are the bread and butter for airlines because the business traveller cant choose when and where they go, so they can be forced to pay higher prices. Airlines can survive a slump in tourist numbers, but a slump in business travel will kill them.

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    18. Re:More security theatre by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      You've got to do something. You can do air traffic: relative small number of people, very well defined checkpoints, and a security mindset in place already.

      Doing airport level security for concerts is much harder due to the great number of people that arrive within a very short time span. Also more costly as other than that one hour a week before the concert begins, all equipment is idle.

    19. Re: More security theatre by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Because Bruce Schneier isn't doing the security theater.

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    20. Re:More security theatre by ohmagod · · Score: 1

      sign me up! if you can stand to look at my old, flabby naked ass, i'm ready for a rockin' good flight! and #2, who cares? lap top, schmap top.

  3. Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, I now bill my clients for "useless" travel time, no big.

    Also, to avoid laptop damage, I use the free BestBuy/Target/Walmart laptop rental service. They do require a full deposit, but it's a free laptop rental for up to 14 days, usually covers it.

    The trick to traveling to/from third world countries is to have nothing more than clothes or electronics worth more than say $40, otherwise some down on their look third worlder will steal it.

    I have a compute stick, it's all I need, snagged it on ebay for $40. Perfect for thirld world countries. Or even raspi's. They work on third world televisions that have only composite in.

    1. Re:Free laptop rental service! by crow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Reading between the lines, I infer that you're buying a laptop and then returning it. Besides the ethical issues, I've heard that some stores catch on to this and refuse to sell you stuff after a few times.

      What you seem to have mastered that others could learn from is working from a generic system, keeping all your data separate (flash sticks and such).

    2. Re:Free laptop rental service! by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Separation of data is essential, especially in third world countries.

      Yeah, especially in third world countries that have "United" in their name. I heard about ones with "States" or "Kingdom", go figure.

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    3. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You say: "I "rent" one. Not my problem"

      It should be MADE your problem. Abusing return privileges at Best Buy, Target, WalMart, or other stores to get a free "rental" (when you never intended to buy anything in the first place) is completely unethical, and offloads the costs of YOUR use into the store and its customers.

      If your intent is to rent, you should go to a store that RENTS laptops and PAY THEM for the temporary use of their equipment. Not sponge off the rest of us!

    4. Re: Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's good for their bottom line because the defect rate is low. Artificially raising the defect rate raises the cost and makes it harder for reasonable return policies to exist, making everyone's life worse.

      The "not my problem" OP is a psychopath who should be avoided, not emulated.

    5. Re:Free laptop rental service! by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Shoes.
      My wife buys and returns multiple pairs of shoes every month. Occasionally she finds a pair she likes and which fit and keeps them... but most of the time she returns them.
      The stores seem to put up with this. I keep waiting for them to cut her off but they don't seem to have a problem with it. I guess the few pairs of shoes she buys keep them hoping for more.

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    6. Re:Free laptop rental service! by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Third world country, so I have no "ethical" qualms.

      The fact that you believe this says volumes about you as a person as well as your "ethics".

    7. Re:Free laptop rental service! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      The President shouldn't be on Slashdot OR Twitter.

      In other words, you are an unethical douche.

    8. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      Buying and returning items has not a thing to do with ethics. Bigger stores offer returns as a competitive advantage because it's good for their bottom line. 'Working' that system is no more unethical than buying items on clearance.

      Congratulations on admitting don't understand what ethics is; that's the first step towards learning. Here's an initial hint: ethics is not about finding loopholes in other peoples' business models and then exploiting them for financial advantage. What you're advocating is not only unethical but fraudulent.

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    9. Re: Free laptop rental service! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Well, since the USSR is not around anymore with many of the former second-world countries now US/EU aligned, and the US apparently hell-bent on alienating the remaining first world, maybe you're not far away from the truth!

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    10. Re:Free laptop rental service! by misenplis2 · · Score: 1

      There actually are countries where rentals as such don't exist, but where they have contracts "for purchase with sell-back rights" -- which amounts to a rental. Basically, one buys at 1000 (arbitrary currency unit), with a contractual right to sell back to the original seller at 980 after a week, 960 after two weeks, etc. I'm not saying that Best Buy offers that in the U.S., and it's clearly not free; but that is the only available legal mechanism in some countries.

    11. Re:Free laptop rental service! by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      I'm only talking about what is permitted under capitalism, which is a system I wholly despise.

    12. Re:Free laptop rental service! by c-A-d · · Score: 1

      Then why are you engaging in it?

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    13. Re:Free laptop rental service! by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that I am. I described a situation in which the logic of capitalism can be used for personal gain. You're the one who thinks it's cheating. I think it's baked in and it makes sense. Obviously I have to interface with capitalism in some ways. I don't actually do the thing that I described. But I do think that common standards for what is considered acceptable behavior under capitalism are somewhat arbitrary, frequently outdated, and often shaded with the iffy ethics of Abrahamic religions.

  4. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean laptops with REMOVABLE batteries? That's crazy, that would never work! That has never existed before.

  5. Ruining it for everyone... by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Great, now how long do we have to wait till all electronics are banned? Maybe if it was actual security and not theater we wouldn't have this problem. Maybe if people were rational about the actual threat level and not scared like mice in daylight we wouldn't waste billions of dollars and hours of labor helping the terrorists win without them even attacking.

    1. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe if it was actual security and not theater we wouldn't have this problem.

      What else are they supposed to do? Any effective effort is blocked by activists.

      The monthly terror attacks in the Western world are being perpetrated by people from the same few countries. Yet any effort to more closely look at who we let into our countries or reducing the amount of people we let in unchecked is being brigaded by a hysterical media and liberals who throw around -isms all day.

    2. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by 0123456 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. Blame the judges who refused to let the government take effective action against the people who would make these kind of attacks.

      If you want to let terrorists into your country, you can't really complain when the government starts treating everyone like a terrorist.

    3. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by minstrelmike · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which monthly terror attacks are you talking about? We've had several in the past years here in America all perpetrated by angry home-grown Republican types--planned parenthood shootings, Orlando night club shooting and as far as I'm concerned, the worst was the occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

    4. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by minstrelmike · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      An Oregon jury let the Malheur terrorists off.

    5. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by unixisc · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm actually for a few more countries, like Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey and the Palestinian Authority, being added to the banned list. However, every Liberal court has struck that down, and so until the Supreme Court settles this, the issue is still in limbo.

      Yeah, I do think that the Saudis and the OIC countries (that's who were at the conference in Riyadh) did a number on Trump. But when the courts won't allow even people from shitholes like Yemen, Iran, Somalia, et al be blocked from coming, why would blocking Saudi Arabia work? The ban hardly affects 10% of the world's Muslim population, yet these crackpot judges are out declaring it a 'Muslim ban'. Imagine what it would be if the 4 countries I listed above were added to the list.

    6. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      We (United States) should dial back our involvement (interference, imperialism) in the Middle East.

      Subjugated people fight back. Funny how Middle Eastern terrorists aren't attacking China, Africa, and South America, isn't it? They are attacking the countries that subjugated them, and continue to be a lightening rod in that area of the world.

      It's a cycle, and assholes on both sides keep feeding it - the bombings (jihad and airstrikes), fake news, lying politicians, dehumanization, religious extremist, etc.

      Until we recognize our part in this we will continue to suffer

    7. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by green1 · · Score: 1

      Apparently you haven't heard. The definition of terrorism specifically excludes anyone with white skin. If they aren't muslim it's just "crime" or a "tragedy" only foreigners are "terrorists"

    8. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Informative

      You claim the Orlando nightclub shooting is an "angry Republican type" and get modded up? That was perpetrated - not surprisingly to anybody paying attention - by a Muslim, like almost all terrorist attacks are. We just had another smaller incident that the looneys are trying to pin on right wingers - turns out it was a Jill Stein supporter.

      Sorry, narrative fail.

    9. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      If you haven't figured it out yet, the whole "terrorist" thing is a tit for tat whack a mole game which keeps the defense industry humming.
      We bomb them; this creates terrorists; they bomb us... Rinse and repeat.
      (More good news for the military contractors today... we're going to send more troops to Afghanistan... at 16 years the longest running war with no end in sight... Trump said he would end this war but nobody except the ignorant believed him.)

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    10. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Maybe if it was actual security and not theater we wouldn't have this problem.

      What else are they supposed to do? Any effective effort is blocked by activists.

      The monthly terror attacks in the Western world are being perpetrated by people from the same few countries. Yet any effort to more closely look at who we let into our countries or reducing the amount of people we let in unchecked is being brigaded by a hysterical media and liberals who throw around -isms all day.

      The countries perpetuating the attacks weren't the ones in trumps travel ban. Let's scrutinize the actual threats, not ones from a bigots imagination.

    11. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      There's a comma in there you twat.

      Reading comprehension fail.

    12. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The -- mark before the commas indicates that he was making a list. He should have used a colon, but using the word 'all' clarifies the meaning.

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    13. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      The monthly terror attacks in the Western world are being perpetrated by people from the same few countries.

      The most recent attack in the UK was committed by someone born in Manchester. Which "same few countries" are you thinking of?

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    14. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Etcetera · · Score: 1

      We tried that. If you recall, Bush campaigned on rolling back involvement in the Middle East and Europe (Clinton gave us Kosovo, if you recall) and to reduce nation-building abroad to focus on nation-building at home.

      9/11 happened anyway.

      To Bush's credit, he realized that his world-view had come face-to-face with reality and didn't stand the test, hence doing a 180 and deciding that the fight did indeed have to be taken to them after all.

    15. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Noble713 · · Score: 1

      The problem is the greatest source of actual threats is the same country that serves as the lynchpin of our whole Petrodollar system: Saudi Arabia. We're joined at the hip with our greatest cultural enemy, all in the name of central bank fiat currency. The post-Soviet era led to a drawdown of US forces in Europe but we needed to match that with disengagement from the MidEast, and planning to move away from OPEC support for our global reserve status. But we couldn't pull that off because:

      1. US leaders and bankers addicted to global economic domination
      2. Saudi money lobbying in DC
      3. Israeli money lobbying in DC (support for Israel is at least #2 on "list of reasons why Muslim terrorists try to kill us)

    16. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's not the liberals writing the rules to allow in the terrorists from the 9/11 country in. All the conservatives' rules explicitly allow the terrorists in. Why do the conservatives love terrorists? Oh yeah, a few dead Americans worth the trillions of dollars of tax dollars they give to their billionaire friends, at least in conservative logic. Higher taxes and more dead Americans. Vote Conservative.

    17. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      angry Republican type

      You mean the Christian wackos who'd like to persecute gays very much but currently refrain from it because of the law and public opinion? They just have the old boss, same as the new one.

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    18. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by unixisc · · Score: 1

      He did the first part of the work well: wiping out the Taliban from power in Afghanistan. Problem was when he got into the nation-building projects - both Afghanistan & Iraq.

      That is what included things like declaring them both Islamic states, so that when an Afghan apostatized and was sentenced to death, not by the Taliban but by the Karzai regime, he had to be taken out of the country. And in Iraq, toppling Saddam and replacing it w/ the Bush-Sharansky doctrine of democracy resulted in making Iraq a Shi'ite country, intimidating & frightening out Christians, and then handing over that country to Iran on a platter.

      Trump's got it largely right: no more nation-building, and avoid wars. Of course, if Syria takes that to mean that they can get away w/ anything, that's when they'd see retaliation.

  6. Not really taking this seriously are they by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    or else they'd ban "Small, potentially explosive devices"

    eg smart phones.

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    1. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If I'm a suicide bomber, why shouldn't I simply swallow it?

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    2. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      or else they'd ban "Small, potentially explosive devices"

      Not at all. Smartphones are good at catching fire, but not so good at exploding with force to e.g. knock a hole in the air frame. Even if the insides were replaced with explosives. That's kind of the point here. They are only banning items with large batteries in them as there's more potential for larger explosive devices to be planted in them.

    3. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      Or surgically implant it. Last time I flew out of the US, they only used the backscatter body scanner, not a metal detector. It would have been easy to walk through with an implanted bomb.

    4. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you managed to swallow it, then it's small enough to be irrelevant. You could just take a gun to your head in the privacy of your own house. It would be far less painful than dying of a ruptured gut.

    5. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Wait.... I think I saw that TV show... from 2014 as I recall.

    6. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I could think of a few substances where maybe a kilogram would already be sufficient to at the very least cause the people in your vicinity to suffer serious injury along with you. Swallow a few ball bearings, too. Or hey, how about going nuclear? It's not like you're too keen on surviving anyway, so dying in about 5 hours from radiation poisoning shouldn't be a problem.

      I'm fairly sure that a skilled physician could time your PU-intake in such a way that you are subcritical before boarding but go supercritical a few hours after take off. Different foods spend different times in your stomach, so ingesting it with the right meal might just do the trick. Someone would have to put some time (and bodies) into researching that matter.

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    7. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Because bodies are pretty good shrapnel shields. A suicide bomber going off inside a packed crowd will not really kill more than the maybe 5 or 10 closest nearby. The blast might injure a few more, but who cares about almost-deads, only complete success counts.

      And when it comes to that you can't really beat blowing up a plane that takes down 300+ people in one go.

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    8. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The elephant in the room is that the bomb/laptop can still travel on the plane albeit in the hold where is can still blow a hole in the fuselage. There is no security here, just a move of the bomb to a different part of the plane. The bomber is prepared to die so there is no change for him either. What does this honestly achieve?

    9. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      If you put the cargo in blast resistant containers, packed with other luggage, you'd need a much bigger explosive to do serious damage.

    10. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by rainwalker · · Score: 1

      Oh god, don't give them ideas, before mandatory exploratory surgery becomes the next requirement!

    11. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Looking at the people I see in US airports, you could liposuction one of them and have space invisible to the scanners for a few kilos of explosive.

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    12. Re: Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I love people who yell "YOU ARE WRONG" without providing even the least idea what would be right instead.

      But hey, people win elections that way these days, so...

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    13. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Still, dropping a flaming plane wreck onto a metropolis has somehow more zing than just blowing up an airport. Just compare New York to Brussels.

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    14. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      You HAVE given us great ideas.
      Your country thanks you.

      -The TSA

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    15. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      If you just had a bomb implanted, you wouldn't be walking through security... They would push you through in a wheelchair.

    16. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by mspohr · · Score: 2

      You'll never get that elephant on the plane.

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    17. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You have a hell of a twisted imagination. I'm trying to not think off the scene from the Dark Knight where the guy with the C4 sewn into him is shouting "my insides hurt".

      That is a bit of a problem thought if airport security is doing it's job. Swallowing a KG of substances that go boom along with associated metal would hopefully firstly set of the metal detectors, and secondly hopefully trigger not only airport security but potential first aiders to the fact that there is a very sick looking person about to board the plane, and being in a metal tube in the sky is probably not the best for him without doctor's approval. Hell last year going through Hong Kong they were still thermally scanning people and pulling people aside who were sweating, showing elevated body temperature, or anything at all.

      Stupid thing was I had a minor cold, a cough and a sneeze and I got pulled aside for questioning.

    18. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      If you just had a bomb implanted, you wouldn't be walking through security... They would push you through in a wheelchair.

      Not all surgeries require a wheelchair. I never used a wheelchair when I had my gallbladder out and many women have c sections without needing a wheelchair. Removing a 5 pound baby and implanting a 5 pound bomb in a uterus would likely be a very similar operation. Maybe we should start banning all "pregnant" and overweight people from flying.

    19. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Apparently our terrorism preparedness consists of watching 12 year old episodes of Spooks.

    20. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      You'll never get that elephant on the plane.

      I have a very small elephant you insensitive clod.

    21. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Even if you somehow magically worked it out so that you wouldn't be dead before your flight took off, you'd still have to deal with the fact that you'd be severely ill. No one would let you on the plane if you couldn't go 2 minutes without puking blood out of your asshole.

      Further, you're just going to end up dying in the concourse because your flight was delayed.

    22. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I was walking the day after an appendectomy. I wasn't walking for a long time after a knee surgery. Depends on the surgery.

    23. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Like the thousands of drug mules that manage to make it through without puking, despite a lethal dose of chemicals inside them.

    24. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      A suicide bomber with 50 lbs of explosives in a carry-on sized bag would be able to take out quite a few people. You don't have to strap in minimal explosives to your body when everyone around you is pulling around a small suitcase.

    25. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And if it is, you probably don't fit into a plane seat.

      Or three.

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    26. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Those suitcases are usually packed with soft, shock absorbing material like clothing. I wouldn't really count on them to add to your firepower.

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    27. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Are you retarded? A bag/condom full of pills isn't anything like plutonium.

    28. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      He said he could think of ways. He included PU as one in a list. You then said that all of them are impossible because one in a long list would be impractical.

      Are you retarded?

    29. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The problem with that logic is that a large battery is either a battery or an explosive. It takes ten seconds to open the thing and see if it turns on. If we required that ten second hand inspection for every laptop, it would have the same effect without the huge negative impact on travelers. No, this isn't about safety. This is about a combination of fascists throwing their weight around to prove that they have the power and spooks giving themselves access to every laptop carried overseas by business travelers to make it easier to steal corporate secrets. There is nothing good about this. It is 100% dystopian nightmare to the core.

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    30. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The problem with that logic is that a large battery is either a battery or an explosive.

      The problem with your problem is that large devices don't have a single single battery but rather multiple. Seriously look at a teardown of any device bigger than a phone.

  7. Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, what the hell are you guys doing to your country?

    1. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The more interesting question is, who the hell would want to go to that country anymore?

      Right. Fewer and fewer people. But it is because of Trump. Not because flying there has become a ridiculous jump-the-hoops game that no self respecting person would ever subject himself to if he has any choice.

      Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border.

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    2. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We are. And your tourism sector is already lamenting and crying over the lost dollars.

      So I guess SOME are missing us. Or at least our money.

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    3. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      No, watching people flying to the US is getting funnier. Flying to the US is getting more burdensome.

    4. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by mellon · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself, bub.

    5. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border.

      Just remember: we only have one road, but it goes both ways: east to west and west to east!

      I say that because my nephew visited last year and he was forced to take his vacation in Gaspé.

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    6. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Not just us. A few weeks back when the initial ban went into effect, the UK enacted nearly the same ban on laptops flying into the country (though only from 6 countries, rather than the US' 8) at the same time the US did. This isn't just a US thing, sadly.

    7. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by green1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My concern isn't with what the US decides to do to people flying in and out of their country. There's no way I'd subject myself to that anyway.
      My concern is that these horrible policies tend to be adopted by everyone else shortly afterwards. It's why I still can't take my water bottle on any flight despite there having never in the history of aviation ever been a credible threat related to liquids. (though at least I can keep my shoes on...)
      Security theatre started in the US, and spread quickly to pretty much everywhere else. I just don't want to find that my own country is next with these stupid rules.

    8. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oddly, people rather spend their vacation in Paris, Manchester or Berlin than flying to the US.

      Hell, even the threat of getting killed ain't worse than this kind of shit!

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    9. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border

      You realize that only excludes about eleven or twelve of them, right?

    10. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Didn't say it's perfect.

      I miss California. But I somehow don't think that driving in from Mexico is any less obnoxious than flying...

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    11. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Manchester would have been a quiet day in the USA for murders. Our worst horrors are your every day.

    12. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      It seems dumb, but it is happening. You have no idea how the failed US Muslim ban was received in the rest of the world (hint: not very well).

    13. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by alexo · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of "trade"? Or "international business"?

    14. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by mellon · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? We have events like Manchester happening all the time. They just aren't typically perpetrated by Muslims, with a few notable exceptions (e.g., the Boston Marathon bombers). Usually, it's some social misfit, typically white male, with a semi-automatic weapon who does the killing. I think about the killings in Newtown, Connecticut every time I drive through there on the way to New York.

      I really do not get this attitude.

    15. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      right....but this was all in effect under obama.... so how are we blaming trump on it is the point???

      While it's true that we Americans know better by now than to assign meaning to the noises that come out of Trump's mouth, people in other countries do sometimes listen to him and take him at his word. Considering that, and the fact that they are the "foreigners" he loves to demonize as rapists/drug-dealers/terrorists/job-stealers/America-abusers/etc, you can imagine how they might decide to spend their free time elsewhere, in some place where they feel welcome. It's silly, I know, but it happens.

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    16. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The more interesting question is, who the hell would want to go to that country anymore?

      Right. Fewer and fewer people. But it is because of Trump. Not because flying there has become a ridiculous jump-the-hoops game that no self respecting person would ever subject himself to if he has any choice.

      Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border.

      As someone who has visited the US, it is entirely because of Trump that I'm looking at holidaying in South America and ways to avoid routing through the US. This laptop nonsense is case in point as to why. Putting nutjobs in charge is very off putting to a tourist who has a choice about where they holiday.

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    17. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, the whole tightening of the security theater sure didn't improve my chances to make a trip to the US again (like I did a lot about a decade ago, still). But it wasn't the beginning of the blacklisting of the US for me.

      It's not only since Trump took the helm that you're treated like a criminal for the heinous crime of wanting to spend money in the country. Sorry, but I have very little "real" vacation time, and I prefer to spend it where I feel welcome. If only because I bring money.

      I do not like to be treated like a criminal. Especially when I actually want to do business with someone. Which is, by the way, also the reason I stopped buying quite a bit of content. Treat me like a customer and partner, and we'll both have a great time doing business. But there is a saying in German, the knave thinks others are the way he is. So what am I to expect from you if you treat me like a criminal without me giving you a reason to do so?

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    18. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Well, there are many more roads in Toronto, but that doesn't help because they are always filled with cars.

    19. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So, we need to spend $1T to stop an even t with a death toll in line with the average school shooting, but make sure to not actually stop school shootings. Got it. I don't understand the reasoning, nor do I agree. But I at least understand what you are saying.

    20. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's why I still can't take my water bottle on any flight

      I've never had a problem taking an empty water bottle through security, and flying with it full, having filled it up after security. Well, I take it back. Flying to the US internationally, they often screen you twice. Once to get to the secure area, based on local regulations, then a second time at the gate to meet US regulations. You can't buy or get liquids after the second screening, in some airports.

    21. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by green1 · · Score: 1

      Nitrates are screened for already, so that doesn't warrant depriving people of their liquids.

    22. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The problem with chemicals like that is they are really unstable. It's obvious that they don't actually think your Diet Coke is a liquid explosive, because if it was they would kill themselves and likely several others nearby when they toss it into the trash bin. It's total security theater.

  8. Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

    Any type of clothing you wear.

    1. Re:Next on Airlines List by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nah, how could you then justify buying more nudie scanners?

      Say what you want about our government, but it doesn't back stab its owners. Once bought, it stays bought.

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    2. Re:Next on Airlines List by lazarus · · Score: 1

      I am rarely on an airplane with someone I would rather see naked.

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    3. Re:Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      Well, they could save on nudie scanners then, and just use their eyes. Anything for a buck, them airlines!

    4. Re:Next on Airlines List by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Any type of clothing you wear.

      I'm ok with that as long as you discriminate about gender, and restrict this to ages 18-36 and BMI below 26.

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    5. Re:Next on Airlines List by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And how the fuck should the makers of the nudie scanners get money from them using their eyes?

      Focus, dammit!

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    6. Re:Next on Airlines List by green1 · · Score: 1

      Airlines don't pay for the scanners, you do. The scanners will continue to multiply because the people selling them have bought the privilege of doing so.

    7. Re:Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a plan!

    8. Re:Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      So are we paying for them with tax dollars or plane tickets? If you are paying with them with plane tickets, you might want to book a flight on a Prop Job. (Probably will be more comfortable, anyways!.. (It's so much fun to make fun of Airlines - They have tons of comedy material to work with!!)

    9. Re:Next on Airlines List by green1 · · Score: 1

      Not through plane tickets, through taxes and all the additional "fees" added to each airline ticket by the government.
      As for booking on a "Prop Job". Do a price, and flight time, comparison for that option for the average traveller to an overseas destination and see just how practical that suggestion really is. Keeping in mind that if if lands at any major airport, you haven't managed to avoid the security mess (including costs) that was the whole point of the exercise.

    10. Re:Next on Airlines List by TheEden · · Score: 1

      They should just ban people from boarding planes. That shoud fix everything, at least to some extent. Those pesky pilots and stewardesses can be evil terrorists too.

    11. Re:Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      You have to wonder if there will come a point where air travellers will become so disgusted of being treated like cattle, that they get together and form their own private company. I know it will be a heavy lift. but maybe, just maybe, there will be a company going out of business, so the foundation will already be in place.

    12. Re:Next on Airlines List by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Fees added to plane tickets is "through plane tickets". The question was about whether costs for the scanners come from the General Fund, or some special fund funded from alternative sources. Whether the special funding is via airline taxes, passed to passengers inside the ticket, or via on-top fees is irrelevant to that question

    13. Re:Next on Airlines List by green1 · · Score: 1

      Is not irrelevant. The airlines don't care about additional fees tracked on by the government because they're the same for everyone. They don't affect their competitive position.
      The only way it's relevant is if you decide never to fly you don't pay the fee. But you also don't go anywhere.

    14. Re:Next on Airlines List by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How does a passenger fee charged to an airline affect their competitive position, compared to a passenger fee added as a separate "tax" on top of the ticket price?

      Though, if I were Emperor, I'd mandate that all prices must be the full and final price. No advertising the "cost" then adding hundreds in undisclosed fees on top of the advertised price. Movie theaters do it. Gas stations do it. Pretty much every other country on the planet does it. So why can't we?

  9. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, I think the whole idea is crazy. If people aren't allowed to carry them on, and they surely don't want to trust them to the baggage throwers, how are they supposed to bring a laptop with them on a business trip? Can people still bring their phones on the flight? How is a phone any different than a computer really? It's just a tiny computer. Can people bring phones, and bluetooth keyboards, and portable USB C monitors? You could basically bring all the components of a laptop on the plane without actually bringing any single item that actually qualifies as a laptop.

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  10. Worse Than Security Theater! by HannethCom · · Score: 2

    Does anyone remember why we are supposed to bring our batteries in the cabin? It is because of the risk of them catching fire, or exploding at low pressure, like found in a cargo hold. Especially when they are in devices like laptops.
    I guess the TSA is just too incompetent though as every other place people have tried lining labors with explosives it has failed. Yes, I know the UK started this stupidity!
    Oh well, I guess we'll just have to live with multiple ticking time bombs on every plane. I wonder when the first plane will crash from this idiotic policy?

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    1. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by mark-t · · Score: 1

      The real answer is that you don't... in such a world, you would necessarily have to store your data on media that you can easily transport or else put it on a cloud service and use whatever device is available for you to access it at your destination.

    2. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a good thing. It will force computer manufacturers to start making laptops with removable batteries again. After that, maybe they'll just say "fuck it" and give us back RAM slots too.

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    3. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I wonder when the first plane will crash from this idiotic policy?

      People use the word "idiot", "idiotic" and "idiocy" at a 8532% higher rate than 25 years ago. Pre-cursor signs of the era of idiocracy and yet nobody is trying to change the future.

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    5. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by rockmuelle · · Score: 1

      Minor correction: cargo holds are pressurized at cabin pressure. The whole plane is a giant cylinder. Having two diffent pressure zones or even just an oddly shaped cabin is more dangerous than just pressurizing the whole thing.

      Remember: animals travel in the cargo hold all the time.

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    6. Re: Worse Than Security Theater! by richardellisjr · · Score: 1

      It can be heated and pressurized to cabin levels, but the pilots don't have to do it unless there are animals in the cargo hold. Sometimes they forget or don't know and it ends badly for the animal. In all honestly the pilots will probably head and pressurized the hold if batteries will be a problem, which will make it much safer next time fluffy flies.

    7. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Data which you still need to access somehow. Most companies allow only trusted hardware as working laptops for good reason.

    8. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Data which you still need to access somehow. Most companies allow only trusted hardware as working laptops for good reason.

      It's simply the US government doing what it's done for decades, now: Chase wealth-producers and job-creators out of the US. They've done a smash-up job on manufacturing, and the IT/Tech sector is next.

      Strat

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    9. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      The prohibition is on loose batteries; those installed in their devices have always been acceptable, at least by the letter of the restriction. Furthermore, that restriction came from the ICAO not any government.

    10. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by Brama · · Score: 1

      You can still buy laptops with all the removable and upgradable stuff. It's the consumers who deliberately choose to value weight or form factor over this.

  11. Rental electronics by crow · · Score: 1

    When they banned bringing water through security, the sales of water bottles inside the security area. This will create a huge demand for rental businesses. You can already rent portable DVD players that you return at your destination airport. This could be expanded easily to laptops and iPads.

    1. Re:Rental electronics by darthsilun · · Score: 1

      This will create a huge demand for rental businesses....rent [and] return at the destination airport....This could be expanded easily to laptops...

      I'm not sure how that helps people who want a laptop to use after they leave the airport. Like most, I take my laptop on business trips, because I'm going to use it to work at my destination.

      I actually almost never use my laptop on board the plane. And I don't trust leaving it in checked baggage.

    2. Re:Rental electronics by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      When they banned bringing water through security, the sales of water bottles inside the security area.

      What happened to the sales of water bottles inside the security area? Don't leave us hanging, man!

      This will create a huge demand for rental businesses. You can already rent portable DVD players that you return at your destination airport. This could be expanded easily to laptops and iPads.

      Define "easily". Unless people start bringing all their accounts, programs and media/files/etc with them on a USB drive, it's not going to work for laptops. Not to mention the logistics of viruses/trojans/etc for the devices in question.

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    3. Re:Rental electronics by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I suspect the business model that will emerge is short-term laptop rental places at airports. Take your documents along on an encrypted USB flash drive and attach them. Of course, the NSA will install spyware on all of the rental laptops, so they can get a good look at everyone's data.

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    4. Re:Rental electronics by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      No way i'm trusting an airport rental laptop. Not for work, and certainly not for personal data.

  12. Real Test: Other Countries by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Informative

    The real test about whether this is warranted is whether other countries will adopt similar bans. The ban on devices from Middle Eastern countries had a half-hearted and variable adoption in the UK and Canada. I also wonder if this is not a ploy of the terrorists. The IRA (Irish terrorist group not a US retirement account) used to phone up the police with fake bomb warnings for major London train stations to cause widespread disruption without actually having to do anything other than once every few years leaving a real but small explosive device just so the police could never ignore their warnings.

    It seems that the current breed of terrorists might be playing the same game. Talking about a laptop device to bring down a plane when they think it is likely to be picked up simply to cause widespread disruption while sticking to bombing open venues, driving lorries through crowds or whatever similarly evil but security avoiding schemes their warped minds can come up with.

    1. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Australia will. They blindly follow Americans to the point where they are already basically the 50th state of the USA.

    2. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      While 9/11 was a well-coordinated and spectacular attack... I'm just a normal non-fanatic, non-obsessed guy who can come up with a dozen better ways off to terrorize a population just off the top of my head, none of which involve me dying while implementing them, though I suppose after the first or second go they'd carry a small risk of capture and incarceration.

      When you think about it from that perspective, it's extraordinarily pathetic just how little they've achieved. Despite all the cloak-and-dagger, they generally get found and stopped. Despite their best efforts, most of the bodies are in the Middle East, not the USA. Despite their stated aims, the best possible outcome for them is failure, because if they started to do sufficiently well, every nation that supports them would get carpet bombed into dust, and every vaguely scary Muslim would be executed by their fearful neighbours. (Look at WWII for examples of how easily a population turns brutally racist when sufficiently motivated - it wasn't just the Germans)

      I'm not terribly concerned. The Americans will continue to comically over-react and continue with their security theatre, the rest of the world (assuming they don't live somewhere the Americans decide to bomb in retribution) will be a little more careful and otherwise just keep on living.

    3. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Are you saying you're better than Hawaii?

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    4. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The real test about whether this is warranted is whether other countries will adopt similar bans. The ban on devices from Middle Eastern countries had a half-hearted and variable adoption in the UK and Canada. I also wonder if this is not a ploy of the terrorists. The IRA (Irish terrorist group not a US retirement account) used to phone up the police with fake bomb warnings for major London train stations to cause widespread disruption without actually having to do anything other than once every few years leaving a real but small explosive device just so the police could never ignore their warnings.

      If that were the case then were I a terrorist I'd set their intel up to believe that we'd developed a way to turn clothing into explosives to take down planes.

      Its even remotely plausible ( read: 'security theater plausible'); nitrocellulose, gun cotton, though I don't know how far you could actually get walking around in a suit made from that stuff.

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    5. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No Hawaii is beautiful. The state which may not legally be pronounced Ahhh Kansas on the other hand.... :-)

    6. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      The notional liquid bombers that led to the prohibition of bottles larger than 100mL never had a formula for an explosive that they could mix up in the cabin. That is why the police in the UK didn't want to arrest them yet, they were not an immanent threat and were more useful as a surveillance target to see who else they talked to.

    7. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      At the moment we are just about the only one that doesn't—no liquid limits on domestic flights, and no restrictions on non-passengers coming airside.

  13. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Or maybe it's time to ban all flights in and out of the country? Better safe than sorry.

  14. The terris have won by fnj · · Score: 1

    While we're at it, let's ban all carry-on luggage, handbags, phones, etc.

    1. Re:The terris have won by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Well, at least for me, the USA has banned human passengers. Why does the USA makes so many separate rules if they simply mean "stay away"?

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  15. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Size matters... I mean, that's what I've heard..

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  16. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by burtosis · · Score: 1

    You mean laptops with REMOVABLE batteries? That's crazy, that would never work! That has never existed before.

    No lie, when talking about batteries due to being stopped I asked if they removed pacemaker batteries, MP3 player batter--- she interrupted and said she unplugs the wires (headphones) from those. Pretty much shut me up on the spot as I had no idea what I was really dealing with before that.

  17. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mellon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, i don't mean that. I mean laptops with external batteries. Removable batteries means that you can't have a standardized battery, so there's no rental market.

  18. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mellon · · Score: 2

    Small batteries don't have enough mass to pose a problem.

  19. I have a much easier solution by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

    Let's ban all flights and be done with it.

    1. Re:I have a much easier solution by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      There's still land and sea routes. We should just ban all people.

    2. Re:I have a much easier solution by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      There's still land and sea routes. We should just ban all people.

      Let's not forget all the thousands of shipping containers. We need to ban those too. The only way to be safe is to go 100% isolationist.

  20. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mellon · · Score: 1

    That's why the external battery. You just don't bring a battery. Then you can carry it on, because there's no battery, so you don't have to worry about getting ripped off.

    Phones are okay because the battery doesn't have enough mass to be replaced by an explosive that can damage the airframe.

  21. Idiocracy by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    It's what we are now.

  22. I Call Bullshit by ytene · · Score: 1

    If this was a serious concern, then there are means by which it is possible to require passengers to demonstrate the working functionality of their laptop/netbook equipment before the flight.

    So, this is either an ill-thought-through remark that has either been mis-represented by the press [or will be withdrawn by the spokesperson]; or in the alternate, it is a legitimate statement of intent for which the underlying desire is to squeeze competing airlines out of the routes that fly to and/or from the United States.

    One thing we can be pretty sure of: this has nothing to do with flight safety.

    1. Re:I Call Bullshit by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      If this was a serious concern, then there are means by which it is possible to require passengers to demonstrate the working functionality of their laptop/netbook equipment before the flight.

      It doesn't prove anything. You could easily replace parts of an old laptop with explosives (ex: remove the optical drive, replace the 2.5" HDD with a small compact flash card with IDE adapter, use a smaller battery, etc). It will still work anyway.

      Hell, you could put liquid explosive into shampoo bottles, paste explosive in flat gum packaging (the ones wrapped in foil), you could even bring a sharpened pencil on board!

      Or even worst, have variable-mass-matter in your luggage so you can crash the plane by sending a signal to the VMM controller.

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    2. Re:I Call Bullshit by ledow · · Score: 1

      I'm not a terrorist.

      But I could make a full-HD LCD laptop screen light up and interact with the keyboard, with no obvious outside differences, and even run a full OS like Windows or Linux quite easily.

      It wouldn't be particularly fast, but it would be convincing enough that you'd have to be a REAL techy to notice anything was odd, and it would take you a dismantling to prove it.

      It's not at all hard to get tiny Windows-10-running portable handheld games consoles now. Take out the board from one, a couple of interfaces to screen/keyboard/touchpad and you're done.

    3. Re:I Call Bullshit by ytene · · Score: 1

      A part of me would like to dig deeper into the pro's and con's of being able to examine a laptop and determine whether or not it is possible for us to come up with a reliable test to determine if the device is a legitimate one or not.

      Ultimately, however, I think that we'd both be wasting our time - and for one very simple reason. Simply, it is because the US Administration, which made such a point about banning laptops on international flights, makes no such recommendation about laptops on internal, domestic flights. Lest we all forget, the aircraft which struck on 9/11 were all flights that originated in the US. In other words, if this is a legitimate security concern, then it makes sense for the restriction to be made with respect to ALL aircraft that overfly the United States. On the other hand, if this is either 1) mindless administration rhetoric; or 2) an attempt to wrangle concessions out of non-US carriers that want to continue to support their Business Class passengers... then it likely has nothing to do with passenger safety and everything to do with economic sanctions.

      Obviously I have no evidence to support that assertion, but I am entirely happy to point out that the proposal as reported makes absolutely no sense whatsoever if the objective is to ensure passenger safety.

      I think we draw closer to a Sherlock Holmes quotation: "Once you eliminate the impossible, then whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle).

  23. US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights... by Freischutz · · Score: 1

    US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights Into And Out of the Country, this is considered a prelude to the Trump administrations next major move in aviation security which is to ban passengers and cargo on all flights in and out of the USA. In an interview on "Fox News Sunday" U.S. Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly was quoted as saying: "We have determined that the largest two security risks in aviation are passengers and cargo. Passengers are basically a bunch of morons anyway and unquestionably a general nuisance and they are just far to vulnerable to terrorist attacks plus, an alarming number of them are actually evil foreigners. Furthermore, there are just way to many places to hide bombs in air cargo so after a lengthy 12 second consultation with president Trump during a commercial break on 'Fox and Friends' POTUS decided that we should just ban them. It's a pretty clever idea, It just simplifies everything when the aircraft are empty, security checks are shorter, there are no delays around boarding, no crowding in the airport terminal, no security lines, the turn-around rate at airports will also skyrocket. In fact we won't be needing airport terminals at all anymore since aircraft are only stopping to refuel before returning to what ever dystopian foreign hell hole they came from in the first place so we'll be re-purposing the airport terminals as presidential adulation centres. We'll also be laying off large numbers of redundant TSA staff who'll be re-hired at lower wages by subsidiaries of The Trump Organisation and sent into the deserts to build the US-Mexico border wall which POTUS assures us the Mexicans have now agreed to pay for."

    1. Re:US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights... by CAOgdin · · Score: 1

      Superb! I hadn't even thought of Trump trumping the bureaucrats!

  24. You voted for him by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  25. No more flights to the US then by johannesg · · Score: 2

    The ban apparently also includes cameras, and I will not (ever) put my camera in my (for all intents and purposes unlocked) hold luggage.

    No matter visiting national parks or interesting cities, and no more doing business in that country.

    Well, I suppose I could fly into Canada and cross the border by car. Or are laptops also forbidden on those borders?

    1. Re:No more flights to the US then by green1 · · Score: 1

      Canada has a history of matching US idiocy immediately pretty much every time. I can almost guarantee you'll do no better flying in to Canada, as much as I wish we could be seen as a bastion of sanity.

    2. Re:No more flights to the US then by alexo · · Score: 1

      Or you could fly to Canada and stay there for the duration of your trip.
      We too have national parks and interesting cities, and we welcome your business.

    3. Re:No more flights to the US then by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I would. I could use a replacement on travel insurance dollars.

      You do fly with your expensive gear insured don't you?

    4. Re:No more flights to the US then by c-A-d · · Score: 1

      We still don't have to remove our shoes at security. So, there's hope.

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    5. Re:No more flights to the US then by green1 · · Score: 1

      But we do have to take our laptops out of our bags and we can't take water bottles through security. Neither of which are based on any evidence whatsoever.

  26. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The intelligence bar for the TSA is not very high. Best to avoid all conversation and try to get through the check without incident.

  27. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Phones are only allowed up to the following dimensions: 16cm x 9.3cm x 1.5cm. Nothing larger than that is allowed in the cabin on Etihad and Qatar Airways flights with destinations to the USA. Furthermore I have been told of people with wireless headphones who were forced to gate check them, so some gate agents are quite strict.

    I doubt you'd have much luck getting a full sized wireless keyboard and a display on board, as both are electronic devices greater than the allowed size. When I've flown during previous times of strict security requirements they deployed secondary xrays at the gate, immediately before boarding, in case you obtained something after initial security.

    I get the comfort of checking $4k+ worth of camera equipment in my bag coming back from Africa due to these restrictions.

  28. This isn't about the laptops by ogma · · Score: 2

    This is about inconveniencing people so badly that they'll gladly say "Yes please" when the TSA demand the budget for newer equipment - equipment that would allow laptops back onto the planes. Some equipment manufacturers are about to make a lot of money off the government.

  29. Catch fire in the baggage compartment? by nbauman · · Score: 1

    Isn't it more dangerous to check a laptop and put it in the baggage compartment?

    I thought the most likely hazard of a laptop on a plane is the battery catching fire due to a defective design.

    People have had their laptops catch fire in the passenger compartment. That seems safer, because they can see it on fire and put the fire out.

    If the laptop catches fire in the baggage compartment, isn't it more likely to burn without anybody noticing it and lead to a bigger fire?

  30. Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by zuki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This below are comments from pilots and their spokespersons:

    Some airline pilots and safety advocates have questioned putting more electronics into checked luggage. In rare circumstances, lithium-ion batteries spark fires, which could go undetected in the cargo hold.

    After reports the U.S. would expand the laptop ban to Europe, the British Airline Pilots’ Association said May 15 that the risk would be greater with electronics in cargo than in the cabin.

    “Given the risk of fire from these devices when they are damaged or they short-circuit, an incident in the cabin would be spotted earlier and this would enable the crew to react quickly before any fire becomes uncontainable,” said Steve Landells, a flight-safety specialist for British pilots. “If these devices are kept in the hold, the risk is that if a fire occurs the results can be catastrophic.”

    Kelly told reporters Friday that the Federal Aviation Administration tracks safety issues while he oversees security, but he’s been told that batteries in electronics should be safe in checked luggage so long as they are turned off and not rattling around loose.


    So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.

    1. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by zm · · Score: 1

      So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.

      Death by terrorism is much scarier than death by a random cargo fire, and kudos to DHS for recognizing that. And for reading XKCD: https://xkcd.com/651/

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    2. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by Xylantiel · · Score: 2

      "so long as they are turned off" is unrealistic. Some people barely even know the difference between suspend and off. And plenty are likely to forget.

    3. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by trawg · · Score: 1

      So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.

      And the risk of terrorists having something that just simply starts a fire in a laptop that is in checked luggage - which is presumably much much easier than getting an actual bomb on board - knowing that there will be a bunch of other laptops in there that will catch fire as well.

    4. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.

      Right

      In rare circumstances, lithium-ion batteries spark fires...

      And then you have to incorporate the risk of terrorists deliberately checking laptops primed to short out and cause fires in the cargo hold.

    5. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Now nothing is stopping a terrorist from getting a laptop with oversized, fully charged and unfortunately somehow defective battery in the cargo hold where it can help to burn down an entire plane. At least with the current ban on such batteries in the check-in luggage they can't so easily place firebombs on planes.

  31. Bureaucracies are Inept at Solving... by CAOgdin · · Score: 1

    ...problems like these.

    Why not just go "whole hog" and ban international flights??? That's the absolute way to prevent any bombing of airline flights!

    Ban laptops (which removes another several hours of productivity for some folk), and attackers will use luggage. Ban luggage and they will use pants made of fibers with the requisite explosive materials that can be reformed in the lavatory on-board. Ban pants and they will insert them in their own body cavities, or have them surgically implanted.

    At root, bureaucrats are scared of losing their jobs (and rightly so...they ARE inept), so they propose Draconian solutions that will garner them "good press," until (like TSA searches and x-ray'd baggage before them) are defeated. It is NOT IN THEIR SELF INTEREST to actually solve the problem; Bureaucracies have one goal: Perpetuate their own existence.

    What is takes is a group of qualified citizens to address the issues, knowing that they will be disbanded after the solutions are proven to work. Focus on the outcome: Safe air travel!

  32. Laugh Out Loud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Don't you Americans feel that freedom? That freedom earned by blood and guts as your civil rights are slowly taken away from you? Do you feel MORE free as you're allowed to do less and less in the name of alleged 'security'?

    America is great again.

  33. Fly in via Canada... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

    I guess my one overseas international trip a year is going to require me to return via Toronto or Montreal... West coast-ers can use Vancouver. Even though it's just a chromebook I use the flying time to organize all the pictures I took while on vacation. Not cool TSA, not cool...

    1. Re:Fly in via Canada... by green1 · · Score: 1

      Do you really think Canada won't match this idiocy? They've done it for pretty much every other US stupidity, I can't imagine this would be any different.

    2. Re:Fly in via Canada... by green1 · · Score: 1

      This sort of policy isn't determined in the prime minister's office, and the level at which it's decided hasn't likely changed.
      Even if it had, I can't imagine it would make much difference. The parties aren't anywhere near as different from each other as they'd like you to believe.

  34. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by houghi · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because it is easy to get out a HD from a portable. Especially for those millions of people who have no idea it is even possible.

    This is not about a few Hax0rs who can get around the system. This is about an assault on your personal life.

    First they came for the business people ...

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  35. The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Ain't it obvious? What travellers should do is put everything up in Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox, and fly w/o their laptops. When they get to their destinations, they should go to the office/conference they're headed to, log into any of the conference laptops there, and pick up work where they left off. Everything is on the cloud, so lugging around laptops is akin to days when trade happened by camels travelling hundreds of miles.

    And in the event of an internet outage, back up everything temporarily on their phone, and back it up on the cloud again once the internet is back, and resume work

    1. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by vlad30 · · Score: 2

      Ain't it obvious? What travellers should do is put everything up in Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox, and fly w/o their laptops.

      Thats how google masters know which companies to buy and sell and the government does have to hack your system they force you to use theirs oops I mean Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox

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    2. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      They're just examples. If you don't like them, you can always use cloud.ru or cloud.zh and go about your business. Same concept

    3. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by ATMAvatar · · Score: 2

      Thats how google masters know which companies to buy and sell and the government does have to hack your system they force you to use theirs oops I mean Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox

      Surely the implication is that the data was encrypted first. You can (and should!) encrypt your data before putting it up in the cloud.

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    4. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Everything is on the cloud

      Everything except for you, when you're stuck in an airplane, or a hotel room with nothing useful to do. Oh, wait, you could, except that you don't have your laptop.

      I suppose that international conferences and such could just move into non-crazy countries, but that's just me...

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    5. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      The assumption being that hotels would either have computer terminals in every room, or in an office center near the lobby. One then logs onto the cloud just like one accesses webmail.

      In a plane, one would be lucky to have internet that doesn't suck. Better off either using the in-flight entertainment (movies or games), or playing games on one's smartphone.

    6. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      If it's a public terminal, they usually would prompt you to not save your passwords on them. Also, one would do well to wipe the browser history after their last session, if it's not happening already.

      Of course, you don't use personal laptops of friends or colleagues

    7. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Of course, they'd be completely incapable of doing things to protect against that, such as wiping browser history, disabling autocomplete, et al

  36. Tyarnny of the minority? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    I would think that something this ridiculous couldn't be possible in a democracy, but then I remember the backward rednecks who voted in Trump, probably never get on planes anyway. Planes are just something that those who don't live in fly-over-country use to fly over them. So why not make them as annoying as possible to use?

    1. Re:Tyarnny of the minority? by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      I would think that something this ridiculous couldn't be possible in a democracy, but then I remember the backward rednecks who voted in Trump,

      You think this is a consequence of voting for Trump? Haven't you paying attention the past eight years under Obama? All talk about civil liberties and constitutionality, while systematically dismantling them?

      It's gullible idiots like you that keep allowing statist, totalitarian crooks like Hillary to rise to the top of the Democratic ticket. And it's not "backwards rednecks" that got Trump elected, it's people like me, people who stay home in disgust rather than vote for people like Hillary.

    2. Re:Tyarnny of the minority? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      You think this is a consequence of voting for Trump?

      I suspect its more likely under Trump, but not necessarily. I was more thinking about the poster child Trump supporters.

      Haven't you paying attention the past eight years under Obama? All talk about civil liberties and constitutionality, while systematically dismantling them?

      I guess not. I haven't felt like civil liberties got eroded anymore so under Obama, than what they were previously. I do know that most people are frustrated with the expansion of civil liberties and how businesses, with government sanctioned business licenses, might be required to serve customers with whom the business owners disagree with. Shocking simply shocking.

      And it's not "backwards rednecks" that got Trump elected

      I highly suspect that if backward rednecks didn't pay to go to his rallies, and held Trump to the same moral standards that they hold every other politician, that he wouldn't have made it in the primaries, let alone the general election.

    3. Re:Tyarnny of the minority? by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      I guess not. I haven't felt like civil liberties got eroded anymore so under Obama, than what they were previously.

      I suggest you fix your selective blindness and read up on what Obama actually did.

      I do know that most people are frustrated with the expansion of civil liberties and how businesses, with government sanctioned business licenses, might be required to serve customers with whom the business owners disagree with. Shocking simply shocking.

      Yes, it is shocking to anybody who believes in a free society. Of course, to people with totalitarian belief systems, this is completely natural. To you, unless something gets sanctioned by the government, people are not permitted to do it. That is your Orwellian version of "liberty".

      I highly suspect that if backward rednecks didn't pay to go to his rallies,

      I suspect that without a large number of sexist, racist, and totalitarian-leaning voters, the Democrats would be a fringe party and in the single digits.

      and held Trump to the same moral standards that they hold every other politician, that he wouldn't have made it in the primaries, let alone the general election.

      "Backwards rednecks" didn't decide this election, pissed-off former Democrats did; people like me who'd rather stay at home than vote for either of these parties.

  37. For those not in the know by burtosis · · Score: 2

    This has to do with isis manufacturing laptops with an integrated shaped charge so as to easily pass security yet be effective enough to rupture the wall of an aircraft. This has nothing to do with laptop battery fires. Before trump blabbed this to the Russians he met with in the Oval Office right after firing Comey, I'd already guessed this when a similar ban was implemented from middle eastern and European flights.

    1. Re: For those not in the know by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Why not create a book shaped explosive and then put a book cover around it?

    2. Re: For those not in the know by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Why not create a book shaped explosive and then put a book cover around it?

      Maybe because books don't come with a battery, wire, and lots of metal? After laptops are banned they will probably move to modding kindle fire.

    3. Re:For those not in the know by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Is that even possible?

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    4. Re:For those not in the know by ledow · · Score: 2

      If you can make a charge that can get past security and is only the size of a laptop battery, there are an almost infinite number of things you could hide it in. And laptops would probably be the LAST thing to bother with because they are oddly-shaped, have to work, are often separate in scanning, etc.

      At that point, you could just put it in a small statue and carry it in your overhead luggage.

      Again, security through "imaginary" scenarios.

      If someone can get an bomb through security onto a plane disguised as a laptop, the problem is not the laptop. It's the bomb. Because the second you crack-down on laptops, they can make ANYTHING ELSE to disguise that bomb too.

      Try getting better scanning that doesn't let you put bombs through it. If you can't distinguish between explosive and lithium-ion batteries (although flammable, it's hard to take down a plane with one of laptop size), I suggest you employ a proper scientist rather than a "security consultant" who's being paid by the hour.

    5. Re:For those not in the know by burtosis · · Score: 1

      If you can make a charge that can get past security and is only the size of a laptop battery, there are an almost infinite number of things you could hide it in. And laptops would probably be the LAST thing to bother with because they are oddly-shaped, have to work, are often separate in scanning, etc.

      At that point, you could just put it in a small statue and carry it in your overhead luggage.

      Again, security through "imaginary" scenarios.

      If someone can get an bomb through security onto a plane disguised as a laptop, the problem is not the laptop. It's the bomb. Because the second you crack-down on laptops, they can make ANYTHING ELSE to disguise that bomb too.

      Try getting better scanning that doesn't let you put bombs through it. If you can't distinguish between explosive and lithium-ion batteries (although flammable, it's hard to take down a plane with one of laptop size), I suggest you employ a proper scientist rather than a "security consultant" who's being paid by the hour.

      I'd agree that a specific threat is blown out of proportion. You can't just make it fit anything though, only larger devices with a battery and lots of metal and internal parts to confuse the "less apt" agents would be easiest. Therefore a laptop is the best bet because it is the most common device to satisfy these requirements.

    6. Re:For those not in the know by Etcetera · · Score: 1

      This has been my suspicion, though I've yet to see anything official to support my suspicion.

      What, you don't trust Slashdot?

      The security source said both bans were not the result of a single specific incident but a combination of factors. One of those, according to the source, was the discovery of a plot to bring down a plane with explosives hidden in a fake iPad that appeared as good as the real thing. Other details of the plot, such as the date, the country involved and the group behind it, remain secret. Discovery of the plot confirmed the fears of the intelligence agencies that Islamist groups had found a novel way to smuggle explosives into the cabin area in carry-on luggage after failed attempts with shoe bombs and explosives hidden in underwear. An explosion in a cabin (where a terrorist can position the explosive against a door or window) can have much more impact than one in the hold (where the terrorist has no control over the position of the explosive, which could be in the middle of luggage, away from the skin of the aircraft), given passengers and crew could be sucked out of any subsequent hole.

    7. Re: For those not in the know by coofercat · · Score: 1

      ...because under x-ray, an explosive is super-dense, where as book pages are not. Your book will get spotted very quickly.

      However, it turns out that batteries are very similar to explosives under x-ray. As a result, you have to separate your laptop, as it has a big battery or maybe a big explosive in it. The x-ray person looks at the laptop and decides if it's legitimate or not - the x-ray shows up screen, keyboard, circuits etc, so to some extent it's possible to make a reasonable guess if a laptop is actually a laptop. I have no idea what would happen if you construct your own laptop with an RPi and a few other bits and pieces. I also don't know if you could make a battery that was powerful enough to show the laptop working, but left plenty of space for some explosive alongside. I suspect that even though battery and explosive look very similar, they're different enough that it would be spotted.

      The bottom line is that if you're looking for explosives, then batteries do really cause a problem for you. If you're flying aeroplanes, then batteries are a concern for you too as they can, without warning or obvious reason* start to heat up and catch fire. They make their own oxygen when they burn too, so the low air pressure doesn't help you.

      If your laptop is wrapped up in your suitcase, then it's actually harder to detect if it's got an explosive instead of a battery because it may not be exactly 'side on' when viewed by the x-ray scanner. Also, you may have wrapped it in your finest super-flammable clothes, so if it were to be a legitimate laptop, it might still burn very fiercely, even at low-air pressures. Putting fire suppression into the hold is an expensive business and might not be terribly effective because by the time the fire's "got out" of a slightly protective suitcase it's already pretty big and hot.

      There's been suggestion that you'd take your laptop through security and to the gate where they'd take it off you and put it in a special box in the hold. This is almost the worst of all possible solutions because first of all, unless they frisk everyone and check every bag at the gate, there's no guarantee everyone's playing along. Second, if one of those laptops does decide to catch fire, it's got plenty of other batteries around to help fuel the fire. You'd get a sort of chain reaction and before long the tech-packed box is practically molten and burning your plane down. It's slightly more possible that fire suppression might work inside the box mind you, although I believe you need to cool a burning battery to make it stop trying to catch fire again when your back is turned, so it's still questionable how such fire suppression might work (I guess it's very cold outside when you're high up, so maybe they could suck up some of that air and vent the box with it?). What happens when you start to descend is an open question. Either way, it's a long way from "throw it in a box and put it in the hold" like they do with your baby buggy or other stuff, so it's going to need some careful consideration by the *AAs of the world, the manufacturers and airlines if this is a solution that they'll ever adopt.

      So in short... it's hard to see what they're going to propose that is actually going to do any good.

      * I know the physics well enough to know there is a reason, but from an airline's point of view, it might as well be a random event.

    8. Re:For those not in the know by coofercat · · Score: 1

      ...not really - explosive doesn't look like the inside of a statue, or like any other kind of tourist tat when you're looking at them with the x-ray. There's something to be said for them looking a bit like liquids, but most liquids are easily identifiable as liquids, and so not explosives. If your statue looks like an explosive, then you won't be allowed to take it on (and you'll probably find yourself in a lot of trouble unless you can show genuine innocence of any intent - eg. "I bought it at the gift shop").

      As for 'better scanning' - any suggestions what we should use? If you do, form a company and sell it - you'll get very rich in short order.

    9. Re: For those not in the know by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      because under x-ray, an explosive is super-dense, where as book pages are not.

      Thank you for your response. I thought that book pages were dense enough for the x-rays.

    10. Re:For those not in the know by Agripa · · Score: 1

      There was a news leak recently about Isis having acquired x-ray equipment which would presumably allow them to test various laptop bomb implementations for detectability.

  38. future pre-takeoff announcements by ooloorie · · Score: 1

    The way government run airline security is going, this is what the future holds:

    Pre-takeoff announcement, around 2030: "Please remain in your seats and place your hands and feet into the shackles. We will take off after the cabin crew has secured all passengers. Please use the blowtube in front of your face if you need to use the facilities. Please note that there is a $150 fee for each bathroom trip and you will be accompanied at all times. Cabin crew of an incompatible gender and sexual orientation is available upon request."

    Pre-takeoff announcement, around 2050: "Please remain in your seat, attach the electrode cap to your head, stay calm, and breathe deeply; this ensures a quicker transition into unconsciousness and allows us to meet our tight takeoff window. When EEG monitors show that all passengers have lost consciousness, we will be taking off. If you have a medical condition that is incompatible with common anesthetics, please let the cabin crew know now. You will be held responsible for any delays due to problems related to anesthetization, and civil and criminal penalties may apply. Please note that if you soil your seat while unconscious, you will be charged a cleaning fee of $1500."

    Meanwhile, of course, politicians and CEOs will be whisked around the globe in semi-private jets, free from all the government regulations, union rules, and crony capitalism that they impose on the rest of us.

  39. Samsung Note 7s a good option for terrorists by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Speaking of which, why don't the terrorists simply stock up on the Samsung Note 7s?

  40. It is time to build a railway to the USA by Max_W · · Score: 1

    from Eurasia: http://www.independent.co.uk/n...

    No security checks, beautiful nature, arriving into a city center, no baggage limit, free WiFi, etc.

    1. Re:It is time to build a railway to the USA by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Good thing there's never been a terrorist attack on a train! Oh wait...

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    2. Re:It is time to build a railway to the USA by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      You have the same theater going in the USA via rail or via air... unfortunately. Only by car/bike/foot is different, but coming by plane/train and it's a mess.

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    3. Re:It is time to build a railway to the USA by Max_W · · Score: 1

      At least for a train a laptop is not a threat. I think not even a desktop can destroy the whole train.

  41. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's easy. Use a Chromebook and pick up a new one when you land. That way, all of your data is available on Google's servers for the US government to look at and decide whether they whether they want to let you into the country, before you even board the plane.

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  42. Allow clean ban on countries/people, and.... by unixisc · · Score: 1

    B'cos our courts won't let us. The first travel ban was shot down by a court in WA, then the revised ban was shot down by courts in HI, CA and now MD. When we can't cleanly ban people from 6 countries where it's impossible to vet their terrorist backgrounds, it's worth pulling all stops everywhere else so that people have to jump thru hoops to come. If one wanna blame it on Trump, go ahead. But we're not gonna risk having more Manchesters: the risks are bad as they are since we can't deport all the Muslims already here

  43. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by houghi · · Score: 5, Informative

    The thing is that it does not solve the real issue. The problem is NOT the PCs. The thing is the security theater and people being ok with it.

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  44. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not when its an SSD soldered to the motherboard (Apple).

  45. Re:No interest in tourism anymore by green1 · · Score: 1

    Assuming Canada doesn't follow suit immediately like they've done every other time? I'm not exactly holding my breath.

  46. Looking at the bright side w.r.t. Apple by timholman · · Score: 1

    If this ban goes into place, Apple will immediately find itself losing a huge chunk of sales in the business market. Many companies require that corporate laptops remain in the control of the employee at all time. You can't check the laptop, even if you trusted that a $2K to $4K computer wouldn't immediately be pilfered by baggage handlers.

    But it's not the laptop that necessarily needs to be secure, it's the storage. If you could remove the SSD and the RAM, you could put them in your carry-on luggage, and check the rest of the computer. For that matter, you could rent a "shell" computer at your destination, install the SSD and RAM, and be ready to go .... except that (oops!) in a MacBook everything is soldered to the motherboard.

    So here's the silver lining: if this ban goes into place, Apple will need to offer a "business model" MacBook with removable storage, and possibly a removable battery, for people who routinely travel overseas. This may be anathema for a company that prides itself on "professional" models that are thin enough to shave with, but it would be a breath of fresh air to everyone who wants a laptop computer that is actually upgradeable and repairable.

    1. Re:Looking at the bright side w.r.t. Apple by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      wouldn't immediately be pilfered by baggage handlers

      On the bright side, there could be some absolute bargains coming up on eBay. Choose wisely and you might even find some juicy confidential material about your competitors, too.

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  47. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by AC5398 · · Score: 1

    Special check-in baggage fee for laptops-only?

  48. Foreign or domestic by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people

    So what is it about already being in the US, that would make it impossible for a baddie to put a bomb in a laptop and board an internal flight ... on a US carrier ... full of US people?

    Once the individual has gained entry to the country (or done so by being born there), is there any special difficulty with sourcing the materials needed. Or is it just that internal flights from every little two-bit airport has so much better security than ANY of the major hubs in any country you care to mention?

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    1. Re:Foreign or domestic by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      You thought about this way more than Trump and his folks.

  49. At the same time.... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    ....Trump wants to implement massive funding cuts for airport security. This ban will do little more than ruin the US economy and make Canadian and European airlines rich, especially when they bundle a car rental or other transit options for US & Canada. Flying to Montreal and driving south instead of NYC might be an inconvenience, but folks can at least bring their laptops. Maybe Amtrak should jump on the opportunity and put more trains on the Empire corridor.

  50. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by wwphx · · Score: 2

    I did that when I flew to Europe in '15, bought a Chromebook for the trip. But the purpose was weight saving and leaving my MacBook Air at home so I wouldn't risk it being damaged or stolen. All I needed was something for email and transferring photos from SD cards to USB sticks. And I'm quite happy with the Chromebook, I just wish mine had a keyboard light.

    Now, if I ever fly out of the country again, it's going to be to Mexico or Canada, then to my destination. I can read a paperback until I get my devices back.

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  51. Bomb on plane, no bomb, doesn't matter by yodleboy · · Score: 1

    This could just be an epic effort to taint the intel. Just by threatening this kind of attack, they are causing fear, economic damage, civil unrest. Actually blowing up a plane is just a bonus. In the meantime, while all eyes are on the most difficult and best protected targets, they can move more easily on soft targets like concerts...

  52. I Call Bullshit! by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    "That's the thing that they are obsessed with, the terrorists, the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people."

    Oh, bullshit! If any non-brain-dead terrorist had been intending to take down airliners it would have already happened! TSA is a terribly-bad joke and has failed miserably every time it's effectiveness has been tested. This is more about getting people used to having their personal devices being banned/restricted and taken from their possession and control under certain circumstances, particularly when entering or leaving the country, without any other legal probable cause. It's also about attacking civil rights including privacy.

    The reasons given for this proposal don't hold up to logic. It is security theater of the worst kind; Intended to reduce the security of the general population rather than increase it. We see the same behavior with the NSA withholding information about the existence of massive and dangerous computer security vulnerabilities in vital US infrastructure. *Your* security is their very *last* concern!

    Strat

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  53. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Esteanil · · Score: 3

    It's allowed in checked baggage.
    Apparently the amount of explosive they're worried about laptops containing would only be enough to break the fuselage if held against it. Such a laptop bomb exploding within the cargo section would only damage luggage.

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  54. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Hadlock · · Score: 3

    In the last 18 months there's been this external USB-C battery renaissance. As long as the seats have ~40w USB-C outlets you should be able to power most-all laptops

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  55. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Removable batteries means that you can't have a standardized battery, so there's no rental market.

    Yeah, my flashlights with removable batteries have to use non-standard batteries, and it's really awkward.

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  56. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Niddix · · Score: 1

    Actually Dell used to sell upgrade GPU's for their D6x0 Latitude line. Was a little harder to replace than RAM or a hard drive but it was possible.

  57. How do they justify this? by dweller_below · · Score: 4, Informative
    If the TSA is going to make a change, they must prove that the overall benefits justify the costs. Remember that time they said they needed porno scanners? It turned out that the porno scanners didn't work. And, TSA upper management made money off the sale of the porno scanners. At this point, we should just assume that any proposed TSA change is simply another "make TSA management rich" scheme. While we wait for the TSA's analysis, lets review a few facts:

    Here are some reference pages on various types of death in the US:

    So, your chance of dying of various things in the US is:

    • - Heart disease & cancer in the US: (about 1 in 7 deaths.) For every terrorism death, there are 35,000 deaths by heart disease and cancer.
    • - Dying in a motor vehicle accident: (about 1 in 100.) For every terrorism death, there are about 2,200 deaths by motor vehicle accidents
    • - Drowning in the US: (about 1 in 1200) For every terrorism death, there are about 200 deaths by drowning.
    • - Being killed by police in the US: (about 1 in 2300) For every terrorism death, there are about 105 deaths by police
    • - Dying in a plane crash: (about 1 in 10,000) For every terrorism death, there are about 25 deaths by plane crashes
    • - Killed by lightning in the US: (about 1 in 160K.) For every terrorism death, there are about 1 and 1/2 deaths by lightning.
    • - US Citizen killed by terrorists from 2005 through 2014: (about 1 in 240K deaths.)

    The TSA failure to find weapons and explosives rate is 95%. IE, they only find 1 out of 20: https://www.theguardian.com/co...

    It looks like you could show a decrease in deaths by shutting down the TSA and spending the money on all kinds of other things. For example, you would probably save thousands of people every year, if you took the TSA's budget and used that money to give a daily carrot to everybody in America.

    Of course, the future of the KID (Karrot Issuance Daily) agency is not all shiny orange. The yearly number of carroticides might even exceed the number of US people killed by terrorists. But, even factoring in the increase of death by carrot, there still would be tremendous net positive benefit.

    1. Re:How do they justify this? by dweller_below · · Score: 1
      I just realized that replacing the TSA with a agency that gives everybody a daily carrot will actually decrease the chance of carroticide (homicide via carrot.) After all, we all know that they only thing that can stop a bad guy with a carrot is a good guy with a carrot. BUT, if everybody has a carrot, all the bad guys should be stopped!

      What I actually need to analyze is the cost of outfitting all the swat teams with assault rutabagas (swedes to you Brits.)

  58. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    What they haven't thought about, is what happens when a regular, non-terrorist laptop gets damaged and its lithium battery ignites (which can be some time after the baggage handler tossed it into the hold). I read a report that these fires are so fierce that the cargo compartment fire suppressant system cannot handle them.

    Ironic, really. Instead of having to smuggle bombs into the planes themselves, the terrorists can just sit back and wait for the first planes to burn up due to lithium battery fires. IS can claim each one.

  59. Just in the cabin? by X10 · · Score: 1

    How does it matter if an explosive laptop is in the cabin or in the cargo bay? When it explodes, the plane goes down. In both cases, the person who brought the thing on board, dies too. So, how does it matter?

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  60. Other way by guygo · · Score: 1

    Let the laptops fly, ban all incoming passengers

  61. One deep Rabbit hole by cutefatbird · · Score: 2

    Because we have yet to see any supporting evidence and this idea is being pushed by US intelligence agency's also in charge of data collection, we should wonder if this is really about creating an environment where data is forced to flow over the network and can be intercepted, (perhaps a first step) if we ban laptops surely other devices must follow. Where does this rabbit hole end?

  62. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mysidia · · Score: 1

    In the latest Macbook/Macbook Pro Retinas with the Touch Bar Apple SOLDERS the SSD to the board to prevent
    the user from upgrading it ---- this also means you cannot remove it, Or if your laptop becomes damaged then you're screwed, no way to move your data, and Apple stores won't help you extract data, not for a million bucks.

  63. Wrong Demon by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    We all know that it is the demon saxophone that has lured our young women into whoring, drug addiction and promiscuity. And now they try to blame all the woes of society upon laptops. It is just the devil trying to get you to ignore the evil saxophones. That siren voice just compels listeners into the satanic realms. Maybe these people are using laptops to spread the evil influence of saxophones. I must run now i have some witches that must be burned.

  64. Another odd aspect of these proposed changes by zuki · · Score: 4, Informative

    If they are considering banning laptops on flights out of the US... can someone/anyone please explain how a domestic outbound flight is different from an international one. This argument doesn't even make sense.

    Lest we forget, it bears remembering that the hijacked flights that took down the Twin Towers were domestic ones... why would a terrorist only take his explosives on to an international flight? If they enact this ban, it would have to be on every flight, domestic or international.

    1. Re:Another odd aspect of these proposed changes by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      It's because the people in charge know that a domestic flight ban would be economically intolerable (due to how it would deter people from making business trips), while they don't realize how the same is true of international flights.

  65. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Hylandr · · Score: 1

    Then why have a laptop at all?

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  66. full of U.S. people? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    That's the thing that they are obsessed with, the terrorists, the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people.

    So this restriction will apply to domestic flights?

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  67. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The thing is that it does not solve the real issue. The problem is NOT the PCs. The thing is the security theater and people being ok with it.

    No, the REAL problem is the US and the UK going to other countries and killing the people who live there in an effort to
    control the resources of those countries.

    In the end it would be more cost-effective to pay for those resources in cash than to engender hate among millions of people.
    If you don't agree with this, consider how YOU would feel if some other country attacked your neighborhood with drones and killed your family. I'm not a Muslim nor am I a supporter of any form of terrorism, but the notion that the US and UK are innocent victims is something only an idiot or a very young child would believe.

  68. Credible threat. by DrYak · · Score: 2

    It's why I still can't take my water bottle on any flight despite there having never in the history of aviation ever been a credible threat related to liquids.

    There *IS* a credible threat related to liquids...
     
    ...a threat to the profits of the businesses selling liquids at a steep price on the other side of the security checks.

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  69. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ``I doubt you'd have much luck getting a full sized wireless keyboard and a display on board, as both are electronic devices greater than the allowed size.''

    I doubt you'd have much luck being able to even use a full sized keyboard, seeing how cramped seats are now. I gave up after only a few minutes trying to use my laptop on my last flight; too little space to use comfortably. Heck, there was barely enough space to open up a magazine for reading. Maybe trans-oceanic flights are roomier but trying to use a laptop on domestic flights was a waste of time.

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  70. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    That way if the laptop gets damaged, your data is safe and the airline has to buy you a new laptop.

    Which airline? They all seem to say "You assume the risk of us breaking your stuff if you put it into checked baggage."

    Additionally, most seem to say "Don't check your laptop because we can't be sure it won't get broken." Except now you have to. wah-wah.

  71. Any countries lowering the bar? by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    I can't be bothered with this.

    Which places are lowering the bar to encourage business and won't respond to the terrorists no matter what?

  72. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by houghi · · Score: 1

    The Airlines are against it.

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  73. Misguided by jandersen · · Score: 1

    I understand the necessity of stopping terrorists - I doubt anyone would disagree - but it is only firefighting, I think. As we see more and more, they just find other ways - they recruit disenfranchised Americans, they find ways into American infrastructure via the internet etc; both of which are easy targets, I'm sad to say, particularly in America.

    And I think it is naive and simplistic to think that terrorism is merely about "killing Americans because they hate freedom". True, some terrorists are religious fanatics, who want to bring about the end of the world and the final judgement, but I think most of the high-ranking ones are simply crime-bosses who have found it to be a lucrative business, and a large proportion of their cannon-fodder are disenfranchised, young people, whose journey into radicalisation should be understood as a form of self-destructive behaviour similar to self-harming, suicide and drug-addiction. The only way to stop the terrorism problem from getting more out of hand is by fixing the problems in our society, that produce vulnerable, young people: the inequality, the lack of real hope, the absense of opportunities if you are born into the wrong place. When you grow up knowing from your earliest years, that you are worthless - born a loser - no matter how hard you try, it is very, very hard to break out, and it is very hard not to come to hate those well-fed bastards, with their smug opions, whose life looks so easy by comparison - especially when you are told all the time that you are lose because you are lazy and stupid. I know - I made that journey.

  74. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    The bigger the package, the bigger the bomb that can be hidden in it. And as we all know, the bigger the bomb, the bigger the boom.

  75. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by guyniraxn · · Score: 1

    And many company policies prohibit checking laptops due to risk of damage or theft. Based on my experience flying, it's a more than reasonable concern.

  76. Total effing bullshit. by persicom · · Score: 1

    What's to prevent the same laptop with explosives, banned from the cabin, from blowing up in the cargo hold on a timer?

  77. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by persicom · · Score: 1

    And the same laptop in luggage can't be remotely triggered from the cabin with a cell? Or on a timer? Sleep until gps reads 31000ft for 30 minutes. Boom.

  78. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Excelcia · · Score: 2

    If you think that checking laptops is about aircraft security, then I'm sorry but you are new.

    It doesn't matter what actual reasoning they give for the proposed rule. Taking the batteries out of your laptop will not help. It's not about batteries. It's not about bombs. It's about US authorities having unfettered access to your laptop for the X amount of hours between when you check it and when you collect it. I'd highly recommend people start putting security tape on their laptops when they fly anywhere, not just the US. The kind that can't be removed and put back on without being visually obvious. Whole-disk-encryption is also a great idea, but can only help by denying them access to your data, it can't prevent them from installing malware.

    Things you can do to mitigate an adversary having physical access to your computer:
    - Separate your hard drive from your laptop and take the hard drive as carry on. This will be easier if it's an SSD drive.
    - Use whole-disk-encryption like VeraCrypt. When you get your laptop back, DO NOT boot from the hard drive. Instead boot from a VeraCrypt rescue disk that was previously burned and preferable carried with you in carry on. When you do, ensure you replace the bootloader with one that is from the previously burned disc.
    - If you use Linux and whole-disk-encryption, then make sure you have an image of the unencrypted boot partitions and/or boot loaders. Again, this must be taken with you in carry on.
    - If you cannot do any of the above, at the VERY least take the time to boot into a live CD version of Linux and take a hash of your hard drive. Make sure that none of the filesystems on your drive are mounted when you do this. This will take some time, and you cannot boot your computer normally between the time you take the hash and the time you verify the hash. However, this will tell you if anything has been changed on your hard drive between when you checked it and collected it. It won't tell you what has changed, but it will at least give you a heads up that you can't trust your laptop any more.

  79. Security is a joke by wolff000 · · Score: 1

    This makes no one safer just makes flying more inconvenient. Now I only fly when I absolutely have to. It might take an extra day to drive but I rather do that at this point than deal with the airport. This just gives me one more reason to avoid it.

    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin

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  80. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by pakar · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but you have to take that out before you are allowed to board the plane. If you refuse we remove it by force before we kick you out of the airport.

  81. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Agripa · · Score: 1

    If people aren't allowed to carry them on, and they surely don't want to trust them to the baggage throwers, how are they supposed to bring a laptop with them on a business trip?

    Pack your laptop with your firearm.

  82. Re:The solution NOT the cloud by vandamme · · Score: 1

    Carry 2 flash drives. One has all the data you need for the meeting, the other is a Linux distro you boot the borrowed PC off of.

  83. You mean Free Getting Hacked Service! by n329619 · · Score: 1

    This is /. and on the tech section. How can no one think of people adding in keyloggers in software and/or hardware to the rented laptop to get more money?

  84. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    In the end it would be more cost-effective to pay for those resources in cash than to engender hate among millions of people

    You are not considering the economic benefits of creating unrest around the world for countries selling the more powerful weapons in the world.

    And the long term benefit of dominating a country and controlling its trade once it has submitted to your will.

  85. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    Or... just run linux on a USB stick or SD card and then pop it into any Intel based PC/laptop/tablet once you arrive and save yourself the purchase cost.

    Also, encrypt your stick and include a Windows partition with random data on it, so the border guards won't intrude on your business.

  86. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    I like your ideas, but I don't think you go far enough.

    Don't even have any unencrypted partitions on your Linux with whole-disk-encryption. Instead have the boot drive on a micro SD card. Then put the SD card in a smooth oval container. Lather the container in jelly and stick it up your butt. But sure to go before you do this so that you don't flush your boot loader into the Rockies mid-flight.

  87. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    If you're really serious about security, having any significant time in which someone else has access to your laptop not in your presence destroys the usefulness of the laptop to you, so you may as well give it away or sell it and buy a new one.

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  88. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    As long as the seats have ~40w USB-C outlets you should be able to power most-all laptops

    That'll be business/ first class only then. Certainly not in cattle class seats.

    Just how much would you be prepared to pay for this. Or, more precisely, how much additional do you think the beancounters in the Transport Office of your employer will be prepared to reimburse you? I bet it'll be approximately a big fat zero.

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  89. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    the economic benefits of creating unrest around the world for countries selling the more powerful weapons in the world.

    That would be ... ummm .... China, Russia ... Sweden ... and of course the peace-loving Swiss.

    Well we know which one of those has a pawn residing in the White House.

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  90. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Or if your laptop becomes damaged then you're screwed, no way to move your data, and Apple stores won't help you extract data, not for a million bucks.

    If only there were a simple alliterative mantra espousing the benfits of regularly backing up your data on a schedule so that any losses from hardware failure are easily remedied. Something like "backup early ; backup often ; back up soon."

    Or something like that.

    I mean, we've been touting the necessity of a backup schedule for home computers for what is it - 40 years now?

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  91. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like you need to investigate the comparative cost of posting your goods as fully insured packages. And, of course, a suitable flight case.

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  92. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Sleep until gps reads 31000ft for 30 minutes.

    Technical fail : do you realise that GPS decoders need to be able to receive radio signals from at least four satellites to work. And those signals don't penetrate through metal sheet very well. Try using your GPS inside a warehouse one day.

    IF your phone has a barometer, then that might be a workable trigger.

    And the same laptop in luggage can't be remotely triggered from the cabin with a cell?

    Oh, I get it. You actually don't know how mobile phone technology works. Or you're still thinking of some bizarre early 1990s pre-GSM analogue concoction you power from a couple of motorcycle batteries.

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  93. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    - Separate your hard drive from your laptop and take the hard drive as carry on. This will be easier if it's an SSD drive.

    Errr, this point needs elaboration. Just how would it be significantly easier changing an SSD in (say) 2.5in SATA form factor than it would be changing a RR (rotating rust) drive in 2.5in SATA form factor. OK - I'll admit that I've never seen an SSD drive, but all the adverts specify that they're a drop-in replacement for a RR drive. So there should be no difference in their installation or maintenance.

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  94. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mysidia · · Score: 1

    If only there were a simple alliterative mantra espousing.....

    This is Not a valid justification for making your primary storage Or your backup less portable/flexible, less durable and more likely to fail.

    I would say if your junk is soldered to the board, then having a single backup is not adequate --- You now need 1 more backup set to be kept maintained than you should have needed otherwise, because you've eliminated a whole class of recovery solutions that have very high success rates for the vast majority of real-world incidents.

  95. Or read the articles by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    ...or, we could read the articles and find that the bans and proposed expanded bans are only from specific airports from terrorist laden locations. It's a good thing to have the extra security from these locations while still managing to avoid inconveniencing everyone else. Let's face it, when you travel to and from these locations you are taking on extra risk. When the governments of these other countries root out and deal with their security problems, I'm sure these measures will no longer be necessary.

    All is as it should be, basically.

  96. Hacking or explosives? by tanawts · · Score: 1

    I'm confused. Is it really only the fear of explosives that airlines are worried about or the fact that on several occasions, it has been proven that someone with a laptop can hack into the airplane's network from their seat on the plane?

  97. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by c-A-d · · Score: 1

    Trans-oceanic flights aren't any roomier. It's cattle class all the way. I'm so glad I don't travel for work anymore.

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  98. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by c-A-d · · Score: 1

    > - Separate your hard drive from your laptop and take the hard drive as carry on. This will be easier if it's an SSD drive.

    Why is it easier if the drive is an SSD?

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  99. Re:Dear god by c-A-d · · Score: 1

    Dear AC:

    I promised I'd never do that again.

    Don't worry though, I still have asteroids to work with.

    Sincerely, God.

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  100. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Of course a single backup is not adequate. Rotate full- and incremental- backups between onsite and offsite. More frequent incrementals than fulls, but a mix of both. Prove your backup system by a bare-metal restore. We know the procedures and mindsets to apply. The issue is that you have to have that mindset.

    Single storage device soldered to a board? The only person who could possibly have come up with that idea is a marketing arsehole who calculated that the number of tech-savvy users they'd lose would be less than the profit from tech-non-savvy users who brought multiple devices. Now ... where does that sound like? Smells like Apple to me. AmIrite? (I honestly don't know, because I've not considered getting an Apple device since I got rid of my Mac after several years - didn't like the user interface.)

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