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Ethiopia's Coffee Is the Latest Victim of Climate Change (theverge.com)

According to a study published today in Nature Plants, by the end of this century, increasing temperatures could make it impossible to grow coffee in about half of Ethiopia's coffee-growing regions. "That's because Arabica coffee trees (which are grown in Ethiopia) require pretty mild temperatures to survive, ideally between 59 to 75 degree Fahrenheit," reports The Verge. "Climate projections show that Ethiopia will generally become warmer and drier, and that means that 40 to 60 percent of areas where coffee is currently grown won't be suitable to grow the beans, the study says." From the report: In fact, climate change is already hurting Ethiopia's coffee growers: days and nights are already warmer, and the weather is more unpredictable and extreme. Hot days are hotter and rainy days are rainier. That leads to more unpredictable harvests and it hurts the local economy. Ethiopia is Africa's biggest coffee producer and the world's fifth largest coffee exporter, with 15 million Ethiopians living off coffee farming. Climate change risks disrupting the country's future. But there is a way Ethiopia can brace for its brewing troubles. The study found that rising temperatures will turn swaths of land at higher elevation into just the right places to grow coffee in the future. In fact, coffee farming could increase four fold if plantations are moved uphill, the study says. But to do that, the country needs to prepare: millions of farmers can't just take their crops and move to land they don't own. You need careful planning.

289 comments

  1. Coffee in 2100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares?

    1. Re:Coffee in 2100 by acrimonious+howard · · Score: 5, Insightful
      People will want to dismiss this "Oh noes, Ethiopia will be poor." But the truth is this is how things go from bad or barely manageable to absolute hell. Civilized societies turn to civil war and in our time feeding grounds for terrorism. The Yucatan peninsula went from 1.2 million people, with scientists, politicians, and surprisingly advanced civilization at the time, to just over 100k in less than 100 years. Drought was a big part of that.

      Imagine what kind of havoc had to have happened for 9/10 of your friends and family to not have descendants. That's serious war and hell, and we see our own human history showing that we're not good at these long term planning challenges. The funny thing is that there were politicians in the Yucatan, in the beginning, that tried to get people to change farming practices to cope with the changing climate, but they were always immediately voted out of office because it would have affected profits.

      So laugh and dismiss all you want, but vote for leaders that take this seriously and plan properly.

    2. Re: Coffee in 2100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientists and politicians in Yucatan? You're as serious as climate science!

    3. Re:Coffee in 2100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be a massive boon to all those starving people in Ethiopia if farmers switched from cash/export crops to growing food for a change.

    4. Re:Coffee in 2100 by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      The Yucatan peninsula went from 1.2 million people, with scientists, politicians, and surprisingly advanced civilization at the time, to just over 100k in less than 100 years.

      Over 10x that many people have moved to the US, legal and otherwise, in much less than the past 100 years. I think we have better tools to deal with the problem than the Mayans did.

    5. Re:Coffee in 2100 by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      They probably don't own the land anymore. They probably have to go to the company store and buy imported canned corn from the US for food.

    6. Re:Coffee in 2100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the fact that Ethiopia is the origin of coffee. It is where genetic diversity is at its strongest, as wild coffee is still growing there and evolving while the rest of the world produces monocultures that are vulnerable to a Panama disease style catastrophe. So if coffee dies out in Ethiopia, be very worried.

    7. Re:Coffee in 2100 by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And you welcome immigrants with open arms correct?

    8. Re: Coffee in 2100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet they'll still have 6 or more kids and those kids will grow up and star having their own kids by the time they're 14 and so on...

      But shhh implying third world population growth is affecting the planet is wrong.

    9. Re:Coffee in 2100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you miss the part about where higher ground in Ethiopia will become BETTER for growing coffee? Or do you just read the 'doom & gloom'?

      And here's a question for you & these scientists that can apparently predict the future..'What other crops will be growable on the land currently used for coffee growing?'...so Ethiopia will be able to grow MORE coffee on different land AND its likely they'll be able to grow some other cash crop on land currently used for coffee...hmm that seems like a 'win/win' to me.

      There are HUMONGOUS amounts of land in northern Canada that is currently 'unlivable' (tundra) that will become usable but all we hear about is 'O no, this tiny island nation will be under water'...send the people to Canada to become farmers, they'll get social medicine at the same time.

    10. Re:Coffee in 2100 by kenh · · Score: 1

      Each year aprox. one million legal immigrants of various statuses are admitted into the United States, so as a matter of fact, yes, we do welcome them with open arms. A desire to know who you are welcoming is prudent.

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    11. Re:Coffee in 2100 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legal yes, otherwise no.

    12. Re:Coffee in 2100 by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Ahhh so there are conditions attached. Typically: Wealth and education. Skills that are specialised. It really helps a lot if you're white and believe in the correct skydaddy too.

      It's quite sad seeing people pat themselves on the back on immigration claiming they just have a desire to know who is coming while at the same time talking about immigration as a solution to a geographical problem.

      You can't have both. You either take less interest in who is coming, or you drop the argument that it is a solution.

      But yeah I get it, talking about the 1million people who want and have the means to enter the USA is better than the 1/10th of the number who go through an incredibly arduous and de-humanising process of claiming asylum. The ultimately solution to global warming: Save only the people I like.

    13. Re: Coffee in 2100 by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Third world population growth is already going away. The population will continue to rise for a time despite fertility at or below replacement level, because of the age demographics.

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  2. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You're senseless then. We're now growing pineapples in North Florida without bothering with freeze protection. Pineapples are very cold-sensitive, but the last couple of winters here would have counted as warm for Central Florida.

  3. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop blowing the trumpet on this shit. Its not working.

    Carbon reduction isnt working. Even if we ceased all output tomorrow is probably already too late.

    Put some reflective dust into the upper atmosphere and cool us back down, then those drunk on hydrocarbons get what they want until it runs out and is replaced with the next thing. win/win.

  4. Chile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chile has better coffee than Ethiopia. No big loss.

    1. Re:Chile by serbanp · · Score: 1

      Utter rubbish. It appears that you nothing about good coffee.

    2. Re:Chile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Utter rubbish. It appears that you nothing about good coffee.

      And it appears you nothing about good grammar and sentence structure.

    3. Re:Chile by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Naah, Colombian coffee is the best! And it's smack dab near the equator, can't get much warmer than that

  5. Rubbish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A large orange fellow told me climate change isn't real.

    He also offered to shout me dinner at this pizza parlour he knows about.

    1. Re:Rubbish! by plopez · · Score: 1

      Homer Simpson?

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    2. Re: Rubbish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King Hippo maybe...

  6. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This. I remember when I was in school we had a chapter in our textbook about the year 2000 which was 39 years away at that point. It claimed most of Florida would be under water and you would have to wear a gas mask to go outside. Also, it predicted that WWIII would be fought over water. None of those things have happened.

    Alarmist headlines sell.

  7. What's this: | by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's an Ethiopian hiding behind a tree lol

  8. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bit my asthma has gotten much worse since Trump left the Paris Accords. We're already suffering from that. In ten years, asthma might be the leading killer of children.

  9. Be sure to RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The study found that rising temperatures will turn swaths of land at higher elevation into just the right places to grow coffee in the future. In fact, coffee farming could increase four fold if plantations are moved uphill, the study says."

    #ThanksClimateChange

    1. Re:Be sure to RTFA by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      It also supposedly floods places like New York, and will flush out all sorts of vermin.

      Who will be left to buy the non-Maxwell House coffee??

  10. Cheap coffee products by AHuxley · · Score: 4, Interesting

    hurts the local economy.
    Coffee production in Vietnam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    Vietnam invested in a lot of different farming crops, so did a lot of other nations. A global flood of cheap and quality coffee now exists from many different nations.
    Other nations have learned how to do all the different coffee crops and are selling on the open market.
    Lots of nations saw coffee prices and helped their farmers into a cash crop. Some made quality, some went for a lot of low cost production.
    Consumers want a low cost product too, so costs are been pushed down. A low price still keeps farmers in work so different nations flood the coffee market with well planned plantations.
    Other nations did the planning, used their best experts over the years and can now produce at a lower cost.
    Its not the weather, its just classic competition and having much better experts.

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    1. Re:Cheap coffee products by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Consumers want a low cost product too, so costs are been pushed down.

      Life is too short to drink cheap swill.
      Kenya AA, Ugandan Elgon, Tanzanian Peaberry, Blue Java, just not the cheap organic acid juice from Central America.

    2. Re:Cheap coffee products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hurts the local economy.

      Coffee production in Vietnam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Vietnam invested in a lot of different farming crops, so did a lot of other nations. A global flood of cheap and quality coffee now exists from many different nations.

      Other nations have learned how to do all the different coffee crops and are selling on the open market.

      Lots of nations saw coffee prices and helped their farmers into a cash crop. Some made quality, some went for a lot of low cost production.

      Consumers want a low cost product too, so costs are been pushed down. A low price still keeps farmers in work so different nations flood the coffee market with well planned plantations.

      Other nations did the planning, used their best experts over the years and can now produce at a lower cost.

      Its not the weather, its just classic competition and having much better experts.

      No. Seriously, no on all accounts.

      Low elevation Vietnamese coffee doesn't compete for market with Yemenis and Ethiopian cultivars. It competes with a few other low elevation/low quality coffees. Basically, it's crap bulk coffee.

      Yemenis and Ethiopian coffees are a premium product. As an aside, whilst climate change may factor into a quality decline in the Yemenis and Ethiopian coffees, the bigger threat has come from government mandated pooling.

      Your statements are similar to the premise that Grand Cru Bordeaux, Napa Valley, and a few other exceptional locations are "effected" by cheap products produced in subpar areas; and that's not true. New York can invest to its heart's content in vineyards, but it ain't gonna produce quality wine. Vietnam invested in producing more low end crap, and that's about all that can said about it.

    3. Re:Cheap coffee products by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2

      Did I hear you just listing a whole bunch of varieties of tulip bulbs??

    4. Re:Cheap coffee products by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2

      So the message is that Climate Change is going to wipe out yuppie coffee?

    5. Re:Cheap coffee products by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      AC keep on reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      "more widespread planting of Arabica beans"
      http://vietnamnews.vn/Economy/...
      "Arabica production is projected to rise because of the expansion of growing areas."
      Climate change is not the issue AC, good long term investment and using experts helps.

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    6. Re:Cheap coffee products by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Yes, by far African coffees are superior to anything from SA, except for possibly Guatemalan coffee.

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    7. Re:Cheap coffee products by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even necessarily hurt the local economy - it changes it. "Research" like this also fails to note that other areas will now be able to grow the arabica plants that can't do so now.

      When I was younger, I remember a few farms around Bloomington, Indiana that grew tobacco. That's as far north as I saw it, and the climate was actually different between Bloomington and Brazil, IN, which is just an hour northwest of Bloomington. Now, tobacco is more common around Bloomington and is probably grown north of there.

      Every climate alarmist needs to understand this. We're talking about changes, not extinction here.

    8. Re:Cheap coffee products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you have had properly roasted Mocha Sidamo (the coffeeshop I go to calls it "Sidama"), you will never want to go back. It is delicious.

  11. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an yet here you are, accessing slashdot on something that consumes power generated by something the probably produces carbon commissions, built by someone in china where they don't care about the environment, in your nice air conditioned or heated home, probably sucking down some soda or eating chips you did not grow yourself.

  12. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This. I remember when I was in school we had a chapter in our textbook about the year 2000 which was 39 years away at that point. It claimed most of Florida would be under water and you would have to wear a gas mask to go outside. Also, it predicted that WWIII would be fought over water. None of those things have happened.

    Alarmist headlines sell.

    I doubt you had that in a school textbook. What you're probably "remembering" are Paul Ehrlich's doomsayings from 1970, so about 10 years after what you think you remember

  13. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by chipschap · · Score: 1, Informative

    Denier trolls will spam this article with fallacious arguments against climate change.

    And supporter trolls with spam this article with fallacious arguments for climate change.

    Sorry, but both sides are guilty here.

    The problem, in fact, is that there are "sides" in the first place. We need to let honest, non-politicized, non-agenda-driven science speak for itself.

  14. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Republicans don't care about children.

  15. Re: Correct! by CajunArson · · Score: 0

    Carbon Dioxide emitted by ignorant 'muricans has been scientifically proven to be the only cause of asthma. Scientific leader John Kerry said so and shall be deified along with Enviro God-Emperor GORE (holy be his name). Carbon Dioxide emitted by those who have been sanctified by GORE is harmless and leads to immortality (holy be the private jets of the enviro-elites who shall rule us).

    In fact, asthma didn't exist before nazi-Bush was elected and it's science that asthma disappeared during the reign of the Prophet Obama. If the martyred saint Hillary had ascended to her rightful Gawdhood then all the unbelievers would have been cleansed from the earth.

    Let any who deny the settled science of this post burn for their heresy (with proper holy carbon offset indulgences being charged).

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  16. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you shame someone that doesn't respect you, not only will they refuse to listen, they will dislike you even more.

  17. This is stupid by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The study itself says "In fact, coffee farming could increase four fold if plantations are moved uphill, "

    FOUR FOLD.

    Yet, the headline is about how some coffee fields will be too hot.

    Perhaps a more fair headline would be "Climate change displacing Ethiopian Coffee farmers, but will increase their productivity fourfold."?

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    1. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If they move.

      IF.

    2. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because the loss of the current fields is disruptive, the speculation of potential relocation elsewhere does not change that, any more than a fire burning through a forest being an opportunity for new growth removes the losses from incineration.

      ESPECIALLY if you don't point out the reason for making plans to transition and relocate. A lot of people will play away the summer, and not every ant hill is willing to share.

    3. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much the case for every scientific paper on climate change written. The titles and abstracts say one thing, the body of the paper says something else. But you don't get grant money by being skeptical.

      Anyway, this one is forecasting way into the future, and it's easy to doubt their models and predictions.

    4. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, but not alarmist enough. Meanwhile whole relatively dry Sahel region (of which Ethiopia is a part) is enjoying increasing fertility 'greening' due to reduced water needs and higher growth rates that plants have at higher levels of atmospheric CO2, saving potentially millions from starvation (as their populations continue to rapidly rise):
      https://phys.org/news/2016-07-warmer-mediterranean-sahel-green.html

    5. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they move.

      IF.

      If you told any business that they could make 4x as much profit elsewhere, they'd pick up and move next week. Ethiopia is getting, what, a 30-50 year head warning?

      If there's anything they should be worrying about it's that their jobs will likely be automatized away well before climate change matters.

    6. Re: This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This prediction is for the end of the century, so they have literally a lifetime to sort that out.

    7. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, those Ethiopian farmers will have no problem just pushing their plantations uphill a bit, right?

      They'd have to pay for a whole new farm. Assuming they can find arable & available land uphill, and have loads of spare cash lying around to buy the land and turn it into a farm, with enough left over to plant all-new coffee trees there.

      They'd have to sell the old farm, which might cover the cost of the new land, but probably not all the infrastructure and planting. And then they have to wait at least 5 years for the new trees to start producing anything - except now they have no income to care for the trees (or themselves) because they sold their old farm..

      Yep, that four-fold productivity increase is just around the corner.

    8. Re:This is stupid by zmooc · · Score: 0

      It's not stupid; there's plenty of room for everything and there will always be. However, humans and their infrastructure are very slow to move. That's what the whole climate change problem is about: the climate is changing faster than normal human society (and nature for that matter) can adapt. It's all about the speed of things.

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    9. Re:This is stupid by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      As TFA points out, the only problem with this great scheme is that Etheopia is not Communist and the coffee farmers can't just be moved up hill to the newly productive land. That land belongs to other people, so there has to be some kind of transaction which is hard for coffee farmers with little capable and land that suddenly isn't nearly as valuable as the land they want to buy.

      It's not an impossible problem to solve, but it's certainly screwing the coffee growers pretty badly and of course with climate change no one individual or organization is responsible so you can't sue to get redress.

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    10. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >That's what the whole climate change problem is about

      The climate change problem is about whatever someone needs it to be about to suit their particular needs.

    11. Re:This is stupid by fgouget · · Score: 1

      The study itself says "In fact, coffee farming could increase four fold if plantations are moved uphill, "

      Yep. Until that area too becomes too hot as well and then they have to move again (or not).

      Perhaps a more fair headline would be "Climate change displacing Ethiopian Coffee farmers, but will increase their productivity fourfold."?

      No. That headline would be unsupported by the article: the article did not say how much surface would be needed to get this increased production. If it takes 4 times the surface to produce 4 times as much coffee then productivity has not increased at all.

    12. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT then they cannot push their agenda!

    13. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't happening over night they're talking decades from now. People like you are what ruin good intelligent conversation.

    14. Re:This is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they move.

      IF.

      If you told any business that they could make 4x as much profit elsewhere, they'd pick up and move next week.

      Assuming they can afford to move to elsewhere, of course, or can convince a bank to finance their move to elsewhere.
      What if it cost them 40 times their annual profit to move elsewhere? Would that be a good move?
      Yes, in after 10 years, but what if the CEO is retiring next year and wants a huge bonus?
      You're just making things too simplistic

  18. Re:Correct! by plopez · · Score: 0

    It's not extrapolation if there is a mechanistic explanation.

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  19. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by plopez · · Score: 1, Troll

    They're not fallacious. It has been evidence based since at least the 1970's. I remember discussing greenhouse gases in my HS Chemistry class.

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  20. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If they're already observing an impact from climate change, that's not extrapolation.

  21. Oh no! My coffee plantation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where will we get coffee? I guess we could grow it ... somewhere it's too cold to grow coffee right now, but won't be when it warms up.

    Still though, not growing coffee in the precise location it is currently being grown is a monumental tragedy.

    1. Re:Oh no! My coffee plantation! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Can't this Ethiopian tree be replanted in a cooler place, such as Russia, so that it won't continue to suffer the hotter & drier weather?

    2. Re: Oh no! My coffee plantation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Vova! I have great idea! Two black gold strategy! First get oil to turn the Amerikanskis back into cowboy, then we corner coffee market too! They will plant high in some Africa country they fight in for it and we will be of drinking Siberia Primo!"

    3. Re:Oh no! My coffee plantation! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      No.
      Most parts of Russia are hotter in summer than Etopia.
      And most parts of Russia are a freezing hell in winter ...

      Honestly, that was actually a stuoid question. (I usuall say: there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. However, thisbwas a stuoid question)

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  22. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mine too. Thought it was just me.

  23. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as my cup of coffee does not increase in price we don't need to worry about the temperature in ....

  24. Ok,.... by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 1

    And the dinosaurs are dead and the glaciers retreated... if only the planets temperature had remained constant... we would not be having these arguments on the internet...

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    1. Re: Ok,.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that happened because of carbon releases. The Republicans now are spending money to release even more carbon.

    2. Re: Ok,.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most carbon released now is done for no reason. They're doing it just to kill us.

    3. Re: Ok,.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They truly are the party of death.

    4. Re: Ok,.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methane releases by fat fat acceptance Democrats are even worse.

    5. Re: Ok,.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a coal boiler in my basement and a natural gas boiler. I haven't used the coal boiler in years. But this is the year I'm going to fire that baby up again. I have about two tons of coal in my coal bin.

      That will get me through the winter with ease. All I have to do is flick a switch and open a couple valves and I'm back in the coal heating business. This winter, every time I see a global warming article on Slashdot, I will smile and throw another scoop of coal on the fire.

  25. Re:Correct! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not extrapolation if there is a mechanistic explanation.

    In 1900 there was a mechanistic explanation why NYC would have horse manure six feet deep on all the streets.

  26. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Republicans won't let the CDC do science so we'll never know.

  27. Re:Correct! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If they're already observing an impact from climate change, that's not extrapolation.

    We are also seeing the impact of wider adoption of solar panels because of lower prices. If you project the price drop forward, within a decade they will actually go negative, and solar companies will PAY YOU to have panels installed on your roof.

    If we are already observing the price declining, that's not extrapolation.

  28. Warmer climate means less extreme weather, not mor by SuperKendall · · Score: 0, Troll

    A warmer climate means LESS extremes in weather, because as the temperature grows more water vapor enters the system and it acts on a damper (ha!) for really extreme weather.

    So far we have witnessed that first hand, being in an epic lull in terms of major hurricanes hitting the U.S..

    It is so sad to see so many be taken in by such obvious fear-mongering, devoid even of what little real science we do know describes how the Earth works in reality... dry portions of the earth are not caused by heat, they care caused by local weather patterns that scrub moisture from the air before it reaches an area. The Antarctic even has a desert after all...

    And as mentioned - why even fear anything when it means Ethiopia could simply shift where it grows the crops?? This is what I really don't get about fear mongering, the inability to realize just how good humans are at dealing with change, never mind change that takes place slowly over decades or centuries... why are you so scared of warming? The only thing there ever was to fear was runaway warming and we can see plainly that's not happening (requiring 10 times more CO2 than is currently in the atmosphere, even as countries are gradually ramping down emissions as the increase use of solar power...).

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  29. Talk about burying the lede by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Scientists project climate change could increase coffee production in Ethiopia fourfold."

    But that probably wouldn't get as many clicks.

    1. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the cost of severe social upheaval, sure.

    2. Re:Talk about burying the lede by acrimonious+howard · · Score: 1

      Only IF the farms are moved. Coffee prices have quadrupled in the last 20 years, I assume you've already knocked down your house and started farming?

    3. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because gradual changes over the course of 100 years cause "severe social upheaval".

    4. Re:Talk about burying the lede by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Coffee prices have quadrupled in the last 20 years

      Also, the number of elephants in Africa has tripled in the past six months!

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    5. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I knocked down my house and started farming.. because now I live in a house in Ethiopia? amirite? Seriously though, this sounds great for those farmers. Higher prices and four times more yield? What's not to love again?

    6. Re:Talk about burying the lede by acrimonious+howard · · Score: 1
      The point is the higher ground that will have the better farmland isn't necessarily farmland - the people who currently own it need to change what they do. Forcing people to do things can be impossible sometimes. In any case, the transition costs money, and might need to be incentivized by more than coffee profits.

      And back to today's farm owner. What if, like many farmers (especially in Ethiopia I'm guessing), they're just barely making it - they don't have enough money to buy the uphill land, which is now more valuable than their current land. They're just SOL trying to eek out a living as it gets worse.

      You'd think this is a solvable problem since the timescale is long. And it might be - as long as the leaders make some common-sense decisions as they just make sure the transition is going smoothly - investigate if it needs some incentives. The problems I guess are 1) so many people don't seem to believe that it's happening, 2) questionable Ethiopian government might make it difficult to make these easy decisions. I mean if America can't even agree with 99% of the world because we don't believe in [climate] science, I imagine a much poorer country might have political issues as well.

    7. Re:Talk about burying the lede by EETech1 · · Score: 1

      Rich corporate fuck will seize the opportunity, and buy up all the other land and put factory farms on it to farm the shit out of it for maximum profit.

      The little guy will get less and less and less...

    8. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2

      100 years ago probably almost nobody at all in Ethiopia were growing coffee, because it's a modern cash crop.

      So the severe social upheaval has already happened.

      Plus: Ethiopia? It's been a hellish 'trouble spot' on the horn of Africa for decades. Not as bad there as in Eritrea, but it's a place with pretty severe social upheaval that doesn't have that much to do with the climate.

    9. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2

      Coffee has never been an indigenous subsistence crop in Ethiopia. In fact, the growth of coffee farming in Ethiopia has probably contributed to malnutrition there, as people stop growing the food they traditionally ate and start growing coffee for export instead.

      The rich corporate fucks set up the banana republic operation decades ago. People in this discussion carrying on about the excellent exotic Ethiopian coffee are contributors to the repression.

    10. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The only way this could possibly be true is when you actively transport elephants into the continent. So WTF are you talking about?

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    11. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF are you talking about?

      Stephen Colbert

    12. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ah. Edit war in Wikipedia over which color of cool-aid is the better one. Film at 11.

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    13. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee has never been an indigenous subsistence crop in Ethiopia.

      Srsly! Ethiopia is where coffee originates from, they've been growing it as a crop there since at least the 10th Century.

    14. Re:Talk about burying the lede by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      They have been growing it as a cash crop to sell to Westerners for how long? Several centuries at most? At what point did subsistence farmers stop growing non-cash crops? Probably more recently than you think.

      Sure, there's a colorful cultural history of Ethiopians growing coffee. It's almost like the history of Native Americans growing tobacco. Read: the export market grew when westerners started buying the cash crop.

  30. Lessons learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Socialist but even I realize that "careful planning" always loses to the invisible hand of the market. Greed is very effective in adapting to climate change.

  31. Re: Correct! by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 5, Funny

    In 1900 there was a mechanistic explanation why NYC would have horse manure six feet deep on all the streets.

    I take it you've never been to New York.

  32. Predictable results by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This alarmism is based on an extrapolation of current conditions. Extrapolations 80 years into the future have a long history of looking laughably silly in hindsight.

    The snow on Kilimanjaro was predicted to disappear by 2015 or thereabouts.

    Of course, it actually didn't.

    Science is all about forming hypotheses, then making falsifiable predictions.

    What testable predictions do we have for Ethiopian coffee? What year will coffee be untenable as a crop?

    Wait a couple of years and see if these predictions are correct - sounds like a valid test of climate change.

    What's the problem with doing that?

    (If you don't like waiting years, then let's look at previous testable predictions and see how well they held up. Anyone have a list of testable predictions?)

    1. Re:Predictable results by BlueStrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More processing power, models refined over the decades for more accurate forecasting.

      ...And they *STILL* can't get the computer climate models to even somewhat-accurately track *PAST* climate changes!

      WTF makes anyone think that their predictions about *future* climate changes are any more reliable?

      Strat

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    2. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The snow on Kilimanjaro was predicted to disappear by 2015 or thereabouts.

      Actually it was the glaciers that were predicted to disappear. At that altitude snow will stall fall in winter.

      Of course, it actually didn't.

      Umm, the last photo in that series is from 2008. Here is a more recent picture of Kilimanjaro

      Science is all about forming hypotheses, then making falsifiable predictions.

      While that is indisputably a part of what science is about it would be a very naive falsificationism to describe that as all that science is about. Some people seem to think the philosophy of science ended in 1934.

      What testable predictions do we have for Ethiopian coffee? What year will coffee be untenable as a crop? What year will coffee be untenable as a crop? Wait a couple of years and see if these predictions are correct - sounds like a valid test of climate change. What's the problem with doing that?

      The problem is that you are using the occurrence or not of one particular epiphenomenon in an attempt to falsify the core theory, (all the more unforgivable since there are more direct and central measures in this case), which nicely illustrates one of the problems with the Popperian approach.

    3. Re:Predictable results by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      So - climate change could be WORSE than what the models predict?

    4. Re:Predictable results by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      90% of the snow and ice cap on Kilimanjaro is gone.
      So what is your stupid point?

      I doubt anyone made a prediction, you probably just cite a newspaper. That is not a prediction.

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    5. Re:Predictable results by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      Any links that current climate models can not track historical ones?
      No?
      Guessed so ...

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    6. Re:Predictable results by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      ...And they *STILL* can't get the computer climate models to even somewhat-accurately track *PAST* climate changes!

      Right. In the same way that models in the 60's couldn't predict within 1000 points what the stock market would be today, which means capitalism is a failure. Or maybe that's just hand waiving, and your a Libertarian moron.

    7. Re:Predictable results by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Popper was among history's best at philosophy of society and state. He was, unfortunately, never all that good at philosophy of science, which is a pity because so many people love to pretend he was (mostly the ones who can use him to deny science they find inconvenient unfortunately).
      Philosophy is a fairly broad discipline with many specializations within it. While they all share certain core skills - being good, or even great, at one does not predict you will be good at another. Indeed, all too often those who excel at one subfield are at best mediocre in another.
      Scientists who switch to philosophy in their elder years tend to be a particularly good example of this- they often excel at philosophy of science, but generally anything they write about anything else in philosophy tends to be absolutely terrible.

      And then, of course, you get people with no training whatsoever in philosophy - who don't know it's most basic principles, don't understand the difference between logic and self-interest (and often pretend these are automatically the same), think true objectivity is even possible... and write absolutely horrendous crap which they think are philosophy and a surprisingly large number of fellow cultists end up embracing as such while the flaws that would get their crap a failing grade in phil101 is utterly overlooked. Case in point: Ayn Rand.

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    8. Re:Predictable results by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The weather forecasters predicted rain a few weeks ago, but it was sunny. I bought an umbrella for nothing, totally wasted money, burned the damn thing. Tomorrow they are predicting a tropical storm and 3m waves, but I'm going down to the beach in my mankini because what do those idiots know?!?

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    9. Re:Predictable results by hey! · · Score: 3, Informative

      You do realize that photos like this prove nothing. You just have to choose your moment when to snap your pic. What you need to do is look at field measurements and sequences of satellite images taken regularly, all year round.

      When people did that they came up with this: between 1984 and 2011, persistent snow cover extent on Kilimanjaro went down by 73%, which corresponds to a rise in the snow line of 290m.

      Nobody can predict precisely when the first picture of a completely snow-free Kilimanjaro will be taken, but it will be soon. But even after that you'll be able to get pictures of a snow-covered mountain. If you google it you can find pictures of snow in Tampa Florida in 1977. It's not proof that Tampa has glaciers.

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    10. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Or it could be BETTER. Or, it might be the SAME. Or, we may have a nuclear war and then it won't MATTER.

    11. Re:Predictable results by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Who cares about the scenario? Best case we save the world. Worst case we make it a much nicer place to live.

    12. Re:Predictable results by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Right. In the same way that models in the 60's couldn't predict within 1000 points what the stock market would be today, which means capitalism is a failure.

      Non sequitur. The inability of a computer model to make a prediction of the stock market's value has nothing to do with the success or failure of capitalism. The stock market, like the climate, is a chaotic system, and nearly impossible to model in the first place.

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    13. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (If you don't like waiting years, then let's look at previous testable predictions and see how well they held up. Anyone have a list of testable predictions?)

      Here's one. I cribbed the following from PowerLine.

      Nature Geoscience ponders the problem of why observed temperatures in the troposphere are not matching up with what the climate models have predicted. The lead author, Ben Santer, is one of the leading climatistas, so this article can’t be written off as “denier” distortions. (One of the co-authors is Michael Mann.)

      Link to the paper is here.
      I'm willing to bet there will not be a /. story about this one.

    14. Re:Predictable results by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      "don't understand the difference between logic and self-interest"

      " think true objectivity is even possible.."

      You, apparently, have never read Ayn Rand.

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    15. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      90% of the snow and ice cap on Kilimanjaro is gone.

      Except that it's not.
      [URL:http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2011/03/snows_of_kilimanjaro_defy_global_warming_predictions.html]

    16. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So - climate change could be WORSE than what the models predict?

      And we could be overrun by aliens tomorrow. And we could be hit by a planet killer meteor that nobody noticed coming sometime next week. And we could have a massive volcano open up under New York in July, and kill the entire city. (That last one is arguably not a bad thing, though....)

      Just because something "could" happen, doesn't mean it will. The vast majority of climate change predictions have been significantly to astronomically bigger than what actually occurred. What evidence do you have to say that should suddenly change?

    17. Re:Predictable results by kenh · · Score: 1

      90% of the snow and ice cap on Kilimanjaro is gone.

      Compared with 150 years ago, not since the turn of the 21st century - the majority of that ice loss occurred before man-caused climate change.

      So what is your stupid point?

      I doubt anyone made a prediction, you probably just cite a newspaper. That is not a prediction.

      If you click the link provided, the prediction cited was in Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" movie:

      The 2001 forecast was indirectly part of key evidence for global warming offered during the 2006 documentary “An Inconvenient Truth,” which warned of the threats of rising global temperatures. In it, former vice president Al Gore stated, “Within a decade, there will be no more snows of Kilimanjaro” due to warming temperatures.

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    18. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about the scenario? Best case we save the world. Worst case we make it a much nicer place to live.

      No, worst case is CO2 levels drop down a little lower than they were in 1870, plants can no longer grow and we all starve to death. Humanitarian crises, massive social upheaval.....you know...all that shit that AGW fear mongers like to throw out.

      400 ppm atmospheric CO2 is already a starvation diet for plant life. 250 is just barely hanging on. Anything below 180, and plants simply don't grow.

    19. Re:Predictable results by kenh · · Score: 1

      Any links that current climate models can track historical ones?
      No?
      Guessed so ...

      FTFY

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    20. Re:Predictable results by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      I don't argue with randroids, for the same reason I don't play chess with pigeons.

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    21. Re:Predictable results by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      Not a randroid.

      I read her work for the same reason I read Marx and Hegel (the dialectic - right, there's a good fuc*ing idea) and other philosophers.

      Your points of "logic and self-interest" and objective are not accurate. Case in point - she thought her philosophy would be more appropriately called Existentialism but that name had already been taken.

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    22. Re:Predictable results by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      What she did was not philosophy. She may have called it that, but it wasn't, not even slightly.

      At best it was a (terrible) reinterpretation of Nietszche - the kind you may get if you him to a high-schooler to read with no other information or any training in basic philosophical methodologies.

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    23. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a linky to the University of Massasuchetts' Climate Systems Research Dep't ongoing study: the most recent pic is from June 1, this year. Note the graph under the heading The value of a photograph, showing the decrease in surface depth of the glacier studied (about 0.8 meters over the period from June 2015 'till March 2017). And here's a pdf linky to the most recent (2014) easily accessible scientific publication about Mt Kilimanjaro's summit ice fields by the same group. Right in the introduction they mention why and how the earlier 2015 prediction was wrong; the summit is now predicted to be ice-free by 2040.

    24. Re:Predictable results by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The 21st century started ... hm, let me check my calendar ... oh, just recently. 17 years ago.
      So what is your point? As I said 90% of the ice on Kilimanjaro is already gone
      And that is very bad for the reagion, droughts everywhere.

      Al Gore is not a climate scientists. He made no 'predictions' he made 'wake up movie', and you seem still to be a sleep.

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    25. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hear this a lot from people whose ideologies don't match hers.

    26. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, apparently, have never read Ayn Rand.

      Reading Ayn Rand, and comparing it with her life, shows the fault.

    27. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask for proof then dismiss the person you asked in the same breath before they have a chance to respond. Classic.

      Why would anyone respond to you when you are so obviously being disingenuous, following your emotions and bias without regard to facts?

      What good is positing facts to someone that has ignored them for 30 years?

    28. Re:Predictable results by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      So you linked an 9 year old picture to say the snow hadn't gone a couple of years ago!!!!
      Last year:
      https://www.google.co.uk/imgre...

      A bit of snow, but not much.

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    29. Re:Predictable results by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You probably also hear it from people who studied philosophy.

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    30. Re:Predictable results by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      And we could be overrun by aliens tomorrow. And we could be hit by a planet killer meteor that nobody noticed coming sometime next week.

      Absent any further information what is the probability that climate change will be worse than the models predict - if the models are producing merely random results (as the OP alleged)?

      I know, by the way, but do you?

    31. Re:Predictable results by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      So, the takeaway is: people who say "climate models aren't good at predicting climate change" are (at best) saying nothing at all about how bad a problem climate change is.

      Correct?

    32. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bit of snow, but not much.

      And again it's not snow, but the glaciers there were predicted to go. So a photo of a light dusting of snow taken in winter proves nothing. OP better start shopping around for a new example.

    33. Re:Predictable results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found this visualization some weeks ago, tracking past climate changes quite good:
      https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-whats-warming-the-world/

  33. Coudn't resist! by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 0

    People will want to dismiss this "Oh noes, Ethiopia will be poor." But the truth is this is how things go from bad or barely manageable to absolute hell. Civilized societies turn to civil war and in our time feeding grounds for terrorism. The Yucatan peninsula went from 1.2 million people, with scientists, politicians, and surprisingly advanced civilization at the time, to just over 100k in less than 100 years. Drought was a big part of that.

    Imagine what kind of havoc had to have happened for 9/10 of your friends and family to not have descendants. That's serious war and hell, and we see our own human history showing that we're not good at these long term planning challenges. The funny thing is that there were politicians in the Yucatan, in the beginning, that tried to get people to change farming practices to cope with the changing climate, but they were always immediately voted out of office because it would have affected profits.

    So laugh and dismiss all you want, but vote for leaders that take this seriously and plan properly.

    (Emphasis mine)

    Sorry, I read that and just laughed out loud! Cats and dogs living together! Bwa ha ha ha.... !

    Seriously.

    Do you have any hard evidence to cite? Something without, for example, emotional content?

    1. Re:Coudn't resist! by acrimonious+howard · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I laughed at your post too. Funny how you ask for a citation without reading the one I gave, then you don't give any evidence yourself. LOL!

    2. Re:Coudn't resist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You extrapolated what happened in one region to the entire Mayan civilization. You made up numbers. You did it out of emotion, not science. And what is this Mayans being scientists and claiming that we know civil war caused the fall of the Mayan civilization nonsense.

      Your post is garbage with one source you abused for your own emotional shortcomings.

    3. Re: Coudn't resist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Uh... Syria?

    4. Re:Coudn't resist! by acrimonious+howard · · Score: 1

      Omg, the troll factor in this thread. Yes, the Maya did science. And even Fox news admits civil war was a cause of the collapse. Most of the story came from a well-researched book depicting the leading theory a few years ago. But what's the counterpoint? You want people to ignore the real scientists (I am admittedly not one) and do nothing, plan nothing? Where's the proof that climate change doesn't exist, and it won't affect anyone, and even if it did, people would adjust without any trouble at all? Where's your citations?

      I should quit asking, you all seem to have none.

  34. Re:Correct! by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1

    Exactly -- and then the car came along.

    We have a similar situation now: it's looking like the whole world will be six feet deep in proverbial horse shit (AGW/climate change/whatever phrase you like) if we don't adopt the proverbial car (new power generation techniques).

    Extrapolations 80 years into the future often look ridiculous because of some fundamental shift (in technology, policy, etc.). Visions of the future before the transistor (or active matrix/LCD-based screens, or CCDs, or...) was invented are often pretty laughable, but that's because these devices had a *huge* role to play in shaping technology. These sorts of climate predictions will more than likely look laughably silly in hindsight, but I suspect that's because we'll violate the assumptions of the extrapolations -- we'll be doing something differently by then (and of course, these models are probably very sensitive to initial conditions).

  35. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as my cup of coffee does not increase in price we don't need to worry about the temperature in ....

    Every Coffee Retailer in Existence: "Hey, guys, global warming! Perfect excuse to raise our prices! *cash register ka-ching*"

  36. Re:Correct! by ichthus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not extrapolation if there is a mechanistic explanation.

    Perfect. Then, let's mark the projected date of this coffee calamity on a calendar and see how it plays out.

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  37. Re:Correct! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    In 1900 there was a mechanistic explanation why NYC would have horse manure six feet deep on all the streets.

    Joke's on them - the manure ain't from horses!

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  38. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm hoping that climate-change-denier idiots like Mr. Trump prefer Ethiopian coffee over other sources. Then they might start to understand how wrong they are, to oppose doing stuff about climate change.

  39. Re: Denier trolls will spam this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey scientist, you're confusing facts from projections and interpolations. Climate change is an observable fact, what someone thinks climate will look like in the future is definitely not.

    Just how arrogant you people are, to claim to know the dystopian future while ignoring all the positives of slight warming and some more CO2 in the air. Be happy you fool, the planet is going green!

  40. Re:Correct! by religionofpeas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    we'll be doing something differently by then

    Unless we'll be actively removing CO2 from the atmosphere, it will still be there in 80 years.

  41. Why I don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1- Seems like fake news designed to excite Leftards with random fearmongering.
    2- My coffee doesn't come from Ethiopia.
    3- Maybe the US can develop coffee independence. Colorado coffee would be great.

    So, suck it bitches. No UBI-paid fancy coffee for you!

  42. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh so you are six feet tall. Good to know.

  43. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hell are you talking about? Is that kind of like saying "it's not gay if the balls don't touch"?

  44. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'll be doing something differently by then

    Unless we'll be actively removing CO2 from the atmosphere, it will still be there in 80 years.

    Well since it's inevitable then trying to reduce CO2 output is a waste of money.

    The only way we could possibly sequester a meaningful amount is if someone managed to find a way to un-desertify the Sahara and planted trees throughout the whole thing in the next decade.

  45. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because everything they teach kids in HS is gospel. Nevermind that a basic tenet of science is that all theories are falsifiable. Nevermind that theories get revised all the time. I'm sure that your chemistry teacher really knew what was going on despite the effectively infinite number of variables involved in predicting the climate and our repeated inability to predict anything close to reality over a couple of decades let alone over a century into the future. Yeah, you're probably right.

  46. science is a method of inquiry, not a belief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Unfortunately, in most scientific fields the fastest way to brand yourself a traitor is to question any part of the gospel of climate change. This isn't science anymore, it's like a religion with holy teachings and clergy. Science is a method of inquiry, it's not a damned belief system. Yet people go around saying stuff like "I believe in science" or "so and so doesn't believe in science." Fuck 'em. They have no idea what they're talking about. You don't "believe" in science, you test it, question it, criticize it, refine it, and the process never ends. Nothing is set in stone, no matter what these idiots everywhere claim.

    1. Re:science is a method of inquiry, not a belief by Kiuas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yet people go around saying stuff like "I believe in science" or "so and so doesn't believe in science." Fuck 'em. They have no idea what they're talking about. You don't "believe" in science,

      You're absolutely correct. However here's the problem with trying to get many people to understand this: the vast majority of people have no ability to even understand simple scientific abstracts, or even the news summaries written about them, let alone actually test anything. For many laymen it's a choice between believing what the folks in the white robes using cryptic symbols and vast machines are saying or not. So they make the exact same point you did, which is that this reminds them of the clergy, and as the clergy's clearly spouting bullshit these guys must be too, right?

      I was recently trying to explain to someone on facebook why we have clear evidence for the climate warming up. The guy, who obviously didn't have much beyond an elementary school education, kept coming back to "Do you just believe it, or did you check it yourself?" Essentially, his point was that as I haven't gone through the vast majority of the scientific papers involving climate change myself and verified the results of thousands upon thousands of researchers whose skills exceed my own by several orders of magnitude, I have not in fact checked anything and am simply 'taking the scientists on faith.'

      Even if I really wanted to, I couldn't do all the math again and check all the models and data used myself, I just don't have the skills (let alone the time and equipment) to do that. So there is a level of faith involved, but there's a clear difference between the kind oi religious faith he was talking about and you mentioned, and the kind of 'faith' most of us have in qualified experts and peer-reviewed research. Most of us who're not medical professionals won't understand the lab results ourselves, we tend to believe the doctor, or if we want to be extra sure we ask for additional information from another expert.

      Science itself is a method, but there is such a thing as scientific consensus, which unlike religious consensus is subject to change. I'm not a cancer researcher for example nor can I claim to have the skills to understand and critique the papers written on the connections between say smoking and cancer, but I have enough 'faith' in the institution of modern medicine to believe, with a very very high certainty, that the expert opinion is correct and smoking causes cancer. Would I go as far as to say I know this to be true? Yes, yes I would because I trust the source, in this case the consensus of the relevant fields that's been refined over the decades.

      Knowledge requires belief because knowledge is a subset of belief. Knowledge is the type of belief which is justified by evidence. Science is the tool used by experts to gather said evidence and the best tool we have devised to separate false beliefs from justified, true beliefs. Those of us who have a scientific view of the world (which I think here on /. constitutes most if not all of us) still believe things without understanding all the evidence personally, but that's because we believe the scientists. Not individual scientists mind you, but the community.

      When phrases like "X doesn't believe in science" are used, they refer to people like the guy I was talking to who cannot understand any evidence to begin with because they do not even want to. It doesn't matter how many articles and different expert opinions you hand him, since it doesn't make any sense for him and in his head he thinks it's all just a cult that needs to be taken on 'faith' he will ignore them and keep occupying his own reality.
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    2. Re:science is a method of inquiry, not a belief by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      No, the fastest way is to support bad science. The reason global warming deniers aren't welcome in scientific circles is that they don't have any good science. If they can come up with their own evidence-supported theories and models, no problem.

      The fastest way to make yourself a reputation is to find something everybody believes in and show that it isn't what everybody thinks. If I could come up with good science that disagreed with global warming, I could be a sensation.

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  47. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. A peculiar notion about economics ... and extrapolation too.

  48. Re:Correct! by camperdave · · Score: 1

    The government ALREADY pays you to have solar panels. It's called a subsidy.

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  49. Re:Correct! by acrimonious+howard · · Score: 1
  50. al gore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm old enough to remember when all this climate bs started
    al gore and fellow nwo puppets said that there would be no snow on the Himalayas by the year 2000,
    the arctic ocean and great lakes would be ice free,
    and the pacific islands would all be under water.
    what a load of toss,
    wake up sheeple before it's too late,
    it's all a lie,
    don't believe the libtard msm sjw hypocrites and their massive carbon footprint,
    who've make a lot of money from this,
    sipping their lattes on their private jets

  51. Re:Correct! by Phronesis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You make an excellent point:

    • 1900: "Manure is a problem, and by the way there are also lots of other good reasons to stop using horses as our major means of transportation."
    • 2000: "Carbon dioxide is a problem, and by the way there are also lots of other good reasons to stop using fossil fuels as our major source of energy."
  52. Die Starbucks, die ! by zapadnik · · Score: 0

    Are there any other non-coffee drinkers who welcome this? I'm hoping beyond all hope that the hipster poseurs w@nking about their addictive beans might stop yapping about it for a few minutes ? If you enjoy coffee, wonderful, but pretending one cup of seemingly burnt toast scrapings differs much from another cup of seemingly burnt toast scrapings warrants the same sniffy pontification as wine tasting is even more tedious than it is comical (I live in the city with the highest ratio of coffee outlets to citizens, and whose citizens are uberserious about their coffee, but it still tastes vile to me).

    1. Re:Die Starbucks, die ! by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Why are you so angry that there are people who like coffee? There are tons of things that some people like and others don't - Chocolate, Subarus, Cheez-its, ethanol, sex, Justin Bieber, the list is endless. That's part of life. If you don't like coffee nobody is forcing you to drink it.

      The sooner you figure out that other people gonna do what they do and you don't have to like it the sooner you can start enjoying life.

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    2. Re:Die Starbucks, die ! by zapadnik · · Score: 0

      Fail. I said people are free to enjoy their coffee. They just don't have to be public poseurs about it. Learning to read is a good thing, you ought to try it someday.

  53. Re:Correct! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    or CCDs, or...

    Super, super tiny vidicon tubes.

    Late in the tube era, there were little tiny tubes the size of an NE-2 neon lamp.

  54. Re:Correct! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    un-desertify the Sahara and planted trees throughout the whole thing

    There would be people screeching about the damage to the Sahara desert's indigenous flora and fauna.

  55. Re:Correct! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    Please point out in the historical record where you can show people were saying "there are lots of other good reasons to stop using horses".

  56. Re:Correct! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    So they will pay more and more as time goes on? If I put on solar panels, within five years or so I won't have to pay a mortgage, and the subsidy will then soon also pay for my food?

    Cool!

  57. Re: Correct! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    For the first time in years I haven't had any allergies this spring.

    Thanks, Trump!

  58. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It hasn't happened yet.

  59. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, they don't. In fact in my country you pay an extra fee to connect to the grid.

  60. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Initially the gas and steam engines were created to haul the barn around in front of the horses, because people knew a tired horse would head for the barn. They could get a couple more hours work out of a horse that way.

  61. Re:Correct! by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    Extrapolations 80 years into the future have a long history of looking laughably silly in hindsight.

    So the result could be worse than the models predict?

  62. Re:Correct! by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    piles of shit and urine and the accompanying flies is enough reason for me

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  63. Re:Correct! by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    And how accurate have the denialist's predictions been?

  64. Re:Correct! by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

    This alarmism is based on an extrapolation of current conditions

    I realize xkcd goes over the heads of many people, but the *joke* is that if you reduce the sample size enough (in this case, down to 2 days), you can make an extrapolation say whatever you want. If you need it explained in a webcomic, here you go.

    We have detailed climate data going back to 1850, which means an 80 year extrapolation into the future isn't exactly a shot in the dark.

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  65. Re: Correct! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    At least after they're born.

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  66. Re: Correct! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    So, in other words, your immune system is shot or the environment is.

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  67. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Forget it. Too many people and organizations have stakes in this matter by now to ever allow you to get any unbiased information. Let's just enjoy life 'til it's no longer possible on this planet, then lament how we could never have foreseen this. Just like we always do.

    I mean, nobody could have foreseen what's going down in Syria, after all.

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  68. Who needs science, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We gotta Trump, the wisest ape of them all. And he grabs pussies... mmm.

    1. Re:Who needs science, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who doesn't grab pussies? You think your father never grabbed your mother's pussy?
      All of a sudden, the majority of men on the planet are Trump.
      Even Patrick Stewart grabbed pussies, and now has 2 children.

    2. Re:Who needs science, anyway? by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      The difference between Steward and Trump is - Steward asked the owner of the pussy for permission before grabbing it. Trump just assumed he'd get away with it because of his celebrity status.
      The former is how decent men get pussy.
      The latter is called sexual assault.

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    3. Re:Who needs science, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know Trump didn't ask permission before grabbing it?
      Were you there? Is the claim of absence trustworthy?
      Were you the one whose pussy was grabbed, along with another 100 people who will jump in to share the identity with you?

    4. Re:Who needs science, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmAGA!

    5. Re: Who needs science, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets do this again. Trump said woman LET YOU do anything to them.

      LET YOU... read it again, moron. Besides the fact that it's just words and not him doing it, if someone LETS YOU do something it means they're ALLOWING YOU to do it.

      Now it turns out all males have never come in contact with a vagina. It's sad how the left manipulates idiots and sadder how well it works.

    6. Re:Who needs science, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your evidence that he ACTUALLY did that. He said he COULD do it because of his status, would you like to prove him wrong?

      Here's an idea, maybe if women quit treating people who have a lot of money or 'status' as royalty then men with such status will stop acting like they can get away with anything.

    7. Re: Who needs science, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then who will buy shoes for the women? Women need shoes, which is why they gravitate towards men with money. If a man has enough money, women let him grab them by the post in exchange for shoe money. That's why they call women the oldest professionals.

  69. Re:What's this: | by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    What's the population density in Ethiopia?

    Depends on the wind direction.

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  70. Re:Ball of fire by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    And just like in the 1980s, nobody will give a fuck and a few celebrities will sing a song about it.

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  71. Yes, but doctors are saying: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That coffee definitely maybe for sure 100% of the time might causes in an increase in cancer by 27% as proven by a million dollar NSF funded double blind placebo controlled study. Now that we have 98% of the climate scientist saying that with100% certainty that no coffee will be able to grow in Ethiopia. Combined, this is good news. Thanks to science we know that in the future there will be no cancer. If you dont agree with everything i just said, you are a science denier who believes the world is 6000 years old.

    Remember science is always right.

  72. Re:Warmer climate means less extreme weather, not by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    A warmer climate means LESS extremes in weather, because as the temperature grows more water vapor enters the system and it acts on a damper (ha!) for really extreme weather.

    In some alternate universe where warmer, more humid are doesn't == more tornadoes, hurricanes in the summer, and more blizzards in the winter.

  73. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when I was in school we had a chapter in our textbook about the year 2000 which was 39 years away at that point. It claimed most of Florida would be under water ...

    Yeah that was right next to the chapter in your textbook that said that by about the year 2000 Florida would be covered in ice. Can you science deniers at least get your lies to be consistent?

  74. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an yet here you are, accessing slashdot on something that consumes power generated by something the probably produces carbon commissions,

    Speak for yourself, I'm 100% nuclear powered, as green as it gets.

  75. Re:Warmer climate means less extreme weather, not by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Dampener forr what?
    Temperature? Yes.

    Amount if rain? No.

    If I never had a flood on my fields or in my streets, and now have that every rain season, I would call that: extreme.

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  76. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by butzwonker · · Score: 1

    The problem, in fact, is that there are "sides" in the first place.

    It's an entirely artificial debate that only exists in the US, thanks to large investments in "anti-climate change" agendas. The debate doesn't exist anywhere else because in other parts of the world just take the opinions of the vast majority of scientists (> 95%) on a matter in order to make informed decisions.

    In combination with half-hearted attempts of most politicians worldwide, the primary effect in the long run will be that global warming will continue to accelerate, though it slow down a little bit due to efforts of the rest of the world (as the US is pretty much alone regarding this topic), and that European countries and China will continue to be the world-wide leading manufacturers of green energy production whose relevance will increase whether there is man-made climate change or not.

    My opinion is that the current US position is overall good for Europe, especially for Germany which is already leading in green energy technology. Regarding the US pseudo-discussion, well, what should I say, science has been right and science has been wrong, but it's retarded not to make your policy decisions on the basis of the current scientific consensus. There is a lot to discuss for laymen and politicians in terms of how to respond, but certainly not the scientific details.

  77. Monumental ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    100 years ago probably almost nobody at all in continental Nth America was growing corn, because it's a modern cash crop.

    FTFY

  78. Re:Correct! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Yes. the models are not the issue, The interpretation, neither. Publishing is.
    If we can mot manage a rapid change in CO2 exhaust, we as a species are basically doomed.
    However I believe we will manage. Even rogue states like the USA will soon switch dramatically.
    We won't be able to save most of the pacific islands but can still welcome the refugees.

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  79. Deforestation has NOTHING to do with it by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

    Fossil water consumption, deforestation etc etc. The impact a doubling of population every 25 years can have on an environment is so far in excess to what the relative steady global warming can do it's almost laughable.

    But you are allowed to talk about global warming, you have to pretend population growth is irrelevant.

    1. Re:Deforestation has NOTHING to do with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you are allowed to talk about global warming, you have to pretend population growth is irrelevant.

      Of course, because if you talked about population growth, you'd have to talk about Muslims and other immigrant families having 9 kids when the average American or Canadian family has 2, and that would be racist. The libtards wouldn't like that at all....

    2. Re:Deforestation has NOTHING to do with it by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      Population growth is leveling off. Release of fossil carbon isn't.

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    3. Re:Deforestation has NOTHING to do with it by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      For Ethiopia it's projected to level off by 2100 ... Malthus will have his say long before we get there though.

  80. Re:Correct! by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    The government ALREADY pays you to have solar panels. It's called a subsidy.

    In the same way that a 20% coupon for BBAB means you're "saving" 20% of your money

    /capitalistlogic

  81. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    And supporter trolls with spam this article with fallacious arguments for climate change.

    In the same way that people who argue against lead paint, arsenic, or cars without seat belts are making fallacious arguments. Or...maybe you're just a hand waiving dumbfucker.

  82. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Nevermind that a basic tenet of science is that all theories are falsifiable.

    Gravity is "just a theory". Jumped off a 20 story building to test it? If not, why not.

  83. Title and content mismatch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title says the industry is the latest victim. The content says there 'could' be impact. The objective evidence is that over the past decade Ethiopia has increased their coffee production from around 240k mt to 360k mt, meanwhile the 'projections' from the end of the 90s were that the climate would have been drastically warmer than it actually is, so you can take your bullshit alarmists and 'could' go fuck yerselves ;)

  84. Tough shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh the humanity! I won't be able to drink some overpriced "boutique" swill at my local gay transgender coffee house!

    1. Re:Tough shit by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's also going to get hard for some construction workers to get his pick-me-up before work. Do you want some hard working men in dangerous jobs to do their jobs without their morning wake up coffee? Why do you hate the American worker that you want them injured or even killed?

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  85. You should use Metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you insensitive clod...

    "ideally between 59 to 75 degree Fahrenheit,"

    If the "The National Coffee Association" are idiots, we do not have to mirror them...

  86. So there's an invisible water barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, because NYC has been flooded.

    Moreover your tired old denier zombie argument is false.

  87. Ah, so you are a clueless moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets say that the prices drop 20% every year. At what point will the 99.99 price point become negative, moron?

    1. Re:Ah, so you are a clueless moron. by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      Common. Din't you learn no math. It's eazy.

      Sooner or later 0.01 gets rounded down to 0 and then you get a 20% reduction on 0.00 and then it goes negative.

      Sheesh. Go back to school.

      /sarc (in case it wasn't obviousl)

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  88. Re:Correct! by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    That last one is still the most likely single scenario for world war 3. Water is scarce, and getting scarcer as it has to be divided among an ever larger population.
    Hitherto a lot of technology like desalination plants haven't made economic sense since the cost of using it was higher than the cost of just outsourcing your farming to somewhere else with more rain. Now those things are, ever more, starting to make sense because even just enough to drink is becoming a problem.

    More importantly though, your textbook (and yourself), seems to have made a classic mistake which is to fundamentally fail to understand how scientific predictions work. A scientific prediction is NEVER "x will happen".
    A scientific prediction is "if y then x" and when scientists predict societal problems -it's with the stated AIM of having y changed so that X does not occur -they are betting that they can PREVENT their own prediction coming true.
    Seen from that point of view - in fact their record has been astoundingly good. In nearly every case we DID address X and Y stopped being a severe problem.
    Scientist: "Sulfur emisions are causing acid rain and if they continue at this raid acid rain will cause serious damage"
    In that prediction - the continuing of sulfur emissions is X, the damage is Y.
    That damage didn't occur - but not because the prediction was wrong, because - based on that science - we changed X - by regulating the hell out of sulfur emissions.
    That vindicated the science - it didn't prove the scientists 'alarmist' or wrong.

    Another example was Y2K. In this case computer scientists found that a fatal design flaw which was common in a great deal of hardware and software could cause serious issues if it wasn't fixed before 2000. A huge, international, effort was begun to fix the problem. Older, affected, hardware was upgraded. Software was upgraded, patched or replaced. It was a massive effort that lots of very smart people worked very hard on for many years.

    End result: they did manage to fix almost all the computers, and when Y2K came around there was almost no actual negative impacts. One nuclear plant shut down because it thought it hadn't received an update from the temperature guages in over a hundred years. Other such isolated incidents occured - but the calamity was averted.
    Not because the prediction was wrong -because it was RIGHT - and we changed the initial conditions so that the outcome would be avoided.

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  89. FTFL: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "may be the vanishing snows of Kilimanjaro, which were predicted to disappear as early as 2015 in a widely-publicized report a decade ago. "

    So widely publicised that the article you linked to did not provide it. Nor even what it meant by widely publicised. Published and available to anyone who had a journal subscription?

  90. So stopping distances in road riles are silly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's an extrapolation. You will die in something less than maybe 80 years. Laughable? No. It's a solidly evidenced inductive conclusion.

    The only alarmism is the bullshitters like you screaming about how doing anything about AGW will result in the End Of The World. Based on fuck all but paranoid delusion.

    Clueless morons who have no idea of science will calculate that falling at 9.8m/s/s over 3km will end up with you falling at a speed of 170m/s. But actual scientists know that air resistance exists and include that in their dynamical equation and get a figure for a human body around 60m/s after a 3km drop to ground level.

    YOUR extrapolations are ridiculous, the ones scientists do are not.

  91. Re:Correct! by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    One nuclear plant shut down because it thought it hadn't received an update from the temperature guages in over a hundred years.

    Wow, who would've thunk we had nuclear power plants before we even figured out how to split the atom.

  92. Re:Correct! by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    Erm... you seem to have misunderstood what I wrote. Nobody suggested the plant was over a hundred years old.
    Y2K affected the ability of computers to understand dates - so they ended up thinking a datestamp from 2000 was from 1900, it didn't change the actual date. It was a storage-overflow bug, not a time machine.

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  93. Slashdot -- idiocy for retards; drivel that doesn' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    t matter.

  94. Talk about an asshole victim by rebelwarlock · · Score: 1

    I know "tastes like shit" is horribly overused, but Ethiopian coffee gives a very strong smell of human fecal matter, with a taste to match. YMMV, obviously.

    1. Re:Talk about an asshole victim by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      good news for you, Ethopian coffee doesn't in fact taste like shit. That shit you taste is Ethopian's.

  95. Stop China, India and the Russian Federation by randomErr · · Score: 1

    These are largest polluters in the world per acre and have almost environmental guide lines. At least none that readily enforced. They are largest reason for this tragedy.

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  96. Re:Correct! by ixidor · · Score: 1

    china is doing just that, co2 scrubbers ala dune-style water concentrators https://motherboard.vice.com/e...

  97. Re:Correct! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Actually many environmental groups have been trying to help halt desertification and begin to reverse it, because it is destroying habitable areas and the habitats of the things that live there (including people).

    One idea would be to install masses of solar power, using some of it to supply Europe (which will attract the investment) and some of it to help make more of the desert habitable and arable.

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  98. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there actually people who deny climate change? I thought the argument was about causality.

  99. Latest Victim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "increasing temperatures could make it" ... could means not hasn't happened, so not a victim.

    Damn alarmists. "Our models says we're all going to die unless you sacrifice to our green gods!"

    1. Re:Latest Victim? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sacrifice to our green gods? What kind of drugs are you on?

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  100. Re:Correct! by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, you've got the wrong end of the stick here when you're talking about "extrapolation". If you look at the instrumental record from the 1940s to the mid 70s, the world actually cooled.

    This was because of industrial sulfate aerosol emissions, which increases the Earth's albedo. This effect was understood in the 1950s, which was why scientists expected the Earth to continue cooling. Arrhenius's CO2 driven warming theories had been discredited for over half a century because of two mistaken beliefs: (1) that CO2's IR absorption band was the same as water vapor's, so that it coud not materially affect temperature and (2) atmospheric CO2 was in equilibrium with ocean CO2. Both these beliefs were proven false in the late 50s, so from 1967 until 1980 or so the question was whether CO2 driven warming or sulfate driven cooling would predominate.

    Until the mid 70s sulfates prevailed, however two additional developments caused a shift in the scientific consensus. First, much more data was collected about the Earth's atmosphere. Second, the availability of computers allowed us to actually calculate the relative effects of CO2 and sulfates, and they predicted an imminent reversal in the temperature trends of the past three decades.

    This is as good as scientific confirmation of a theory gets: a counter-intuitive prediction that proves to be true. This is why by the 90s the overwhelming majority of climate scientists had confidence in at least the broad picture the models were predicting.

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  101. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeap apperently it is the higth of hubris for us humans to think that we could have an effect on gods perfect creation

  102. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    150 years is less than a whole warming or cooling period. The sample size is too small, so it is a shot in the dark.

  103. More 'climate change' bullshit from Climatedot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Are you sick of this relentless propaganda, every single day, from this website?

    There is no such thing as 'catastrophic man-made global warming', no matter how many paid shills (i.e. 'experts' whose jobs and funding depend on maintaining alarm among their victims) bleat on about it every single day.

    www.climatedepot.com
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  104. Re:Yes, but doctors are saying: by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Yes it is. And unlike some cults, it can even prove it.

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  105. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hand waiving

    You have this in two posts! It's actually "waving" - "waiving" is something else.

  106. Re:Correct! by fygment · · Score: 1

    Why is this modded to 'troll'? Was it because the modders read the details of the model used like the assumptions made and the degree of error in the predictions? Well, no it's not because those details aren't available. By extension, the predictions also aren't science because 'science' allows open review.
    The best one could say is that yeah, if Ethiopia gets hotter their coffee production could suffer.
    But we already knew that right?
    And as the post correctly points out, maybe it won't get hotter.

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  107. Re: Correct! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    They might sound the same but remember,
    Horse manure != Whore's manure

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  108. Re:Correct! by shilly · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna take a wild guess that you don't work in pricing, do you?

  109. Re:Correct! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Well since it's inevitable then trying to reduce CO2 output is a waste of money.

    The only way we could possibly sequester a meaningful amount is if someone managed to find a way to un-desertify the Sahara and planted trees throughout the whole thing in the next decade.

    Seeding in properly selected parts of the oceans would be easier and faster.

  110. Is this study primarily a PR vehicle? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Check out the acknowledgements:

    This study was conducted for the project Building a Climate Resilient Coffee Economy for Ethiopia, within the Strategic Climate Institutions Programme (SCIP) Fund, financed by the governments of the UK (DFID), Denmark and Norway.

    Sound like the study's sponsor begins with the assumption that the Coffee economy is not climate-Resilient And that climate change that is expected will damage it

  111. Re:Warmer climate means less extreme weather, not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ".. to realize just how good humans are at dealing with change ..."

    You've clearly never met a Millennial.

  112. Re:Correct! by Charcharodon · · Score: 2
    Horseshit. I've been living in Florida since 2009 There have been 2-3 winters, one of which was noticeably worse, that has been killing off everything temperature sensitive.

    After three attempt to get various palms and fruit trees to grow on my property I've given up and gone back to cold tolerant varieties.

    I too am growing pineapples, but only because they grow fast and can be done so in a pot, which I cart into a heated garage during the winter.

  113. Re:Correct! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    I don't think the word means what you think it does. By definition extrapolation meaning making a prediction out past your data. Also by definition extrapolation only is somewhat useful in predicting the outcome of very well understood phenomena under very strict conditions. Say for example heating water at a set temperature and pressure with a set amount of heat. The predictions still get wonky over time even with something as set in stone as boiling water because no model works in all situations.

    This is why the weatherman never offers more than a week's worth of predictions about the weather. Anything past 2-3 days is just a WAG (wild ass guess) which only occasionally comes true.

    The climate scientists are just simply taking that WAG and raising 4-5 orders of magnitude, which is why to this date they have failed to predict a single correct out come on global cooling, global warming, and now climate change.

  114. Re:Correct! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    Unless we'll be actively removing CO2 from the atmosphere, it will still be there in 80 years.

    Not if algae has anything to say about it.

  115. Re:Correct! by kenh · · Score: 0

    One idea would be to install masses of solar power, using some of it to supply Europe (which will attract the investment) and some of it to help make more of the desert habitable and arable.

    Please explain to me how you plan to "supply" Europe with electricity generated in African deserts?

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  116. Re:Correct! by ganjadude · · Score: 1

    other tax payers ALREADY pay you to have solar panels. its called robbery... i mean.. a subsidy

    ftfy

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  117. Re:Correct! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    It is just as easy to extrapolated that too many people are trying to grow coffee in the country and are damaging the local environment due to overpopulation and sub-standard farming practices that are straining the local water supplies and leading to large areas of deforestation.

    Of course that is much less sympathetic to the 1st world who won't send cash if they don't feel guilty about it.

  118. Re:Correct! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Really, really long cables. High voltage DC to be precise.

    Actually the distance to northern Africa isn't that far, certainly no further than some of the trans-European cables we already have.

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  119. Careful planning? Because humans always do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. I come from a farming community in Canada. There was no 'careful planning', there was 'we have a bunch of land & people anyone in the world want to come, break their ass & farm stuff here?'

    Farmers go where the crops will grow. So not only is the report alarmist in trying to first claim Ethiopian coffee growing is doomed THAN it admits 'O no, actually other places in Ethiopia will be able to grow MORE coffee', than concludes that apparently only government can ensure that...e.g. 'careful planning' = 'billions of government subsidies to screw with the market'...also what else will be grown in Ethiopia where coffee grows today?

    I have no problem with scientists going 'hey it's getting warmer', making doomsday predictions every time they say that though is getting really grating.

  120. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    china is doing just that, co2 scrubbers ala dune-style water concentrators
    https://motherboard.vice.com/e...

    Those aren't CO2 scrubbers. Those are particulate scrubbers.

  121. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by kenh · · Score: 0

    It has been evidence based since at least the 1970's. I remember discussing greenhouse gases in my HS Chemistry class.

    Yeah, and do you remember what that "evidence-based" investigation pointed out? A coming ice age... Then, when it didn't happen, the "evidence" was "cleaned up and then there was talk of global warming, until that proved it wasn't going to happen, then we settled on the hard to disprove "climate change" conclusion, which has the beauty of being impossible to dispute, because no matter what the climate does, as long as it continues to change, their "evidence-based" conclusions don't have to be revised again.

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  122. "Could" is not scientific by mi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    According to a study published today in Nature Plants, by the end of this century, increasing temperatures could [emphasis mine -mi] make it impossible to grow coffee in about half of Ethiopia's coffee-growing regions.

    Once again, a "scientific" article carefully avoids making a scientific statement... Because such statements need to be falsifiable (among other requirements).

    And I don't blame the authors — in the 4 decades of the "global warming" hysteria, plenty of predictions have been made. Those among them, that were falsifiable, ended up getting falsified indeed (any attempt to rebut this post must cite counter-examples or be returned unopened) — hence the switch from the firm "will" to the evasive "could". It still mongers the fears just as well, but without quite as much embarrassment, when the prediction fails...

    The fear of commitment is like that of the insurance lizard: "15 minutes call could save you 15% or more".

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    1. Re:"Could" is not scientific by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      plenty of predictions have been made. Those among them, that were falsifiable, ended up getting falsified indeed (any attempt to rebut this post must cite counter-examples or be returned unopened)

      Okay, so you can get away with making sweeping statements, but everybody else needs to provide cites? Who died and made you Donald Trump?

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    2. Re:"Could" is not scientific by mi · · Score: 0

      Okay, so you can get away with making sweeping statements, but everybody else needs to provide cites?

      Ever heard of "proving a negative"? For me to "prove" my "sweeping statement", I'd need to pore through all of the predictions ever made by Climate Science and show them as failed.

      For you to prove me wrong, however, you just need to cite one or two successful ones.

      Not entirely unlike the question of whether a particular person is married — to prove, that he is not, he needs to obtain an affidavit from every woman on Earth confirming, she is not his wife. To prove, that he is, it is enough to present one marriage certificate...

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    3. Re:"Could" is not scientific by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You were making the definite sweeping statement without bothering to google for something like "accurate climate change predictions". Here's a PDF from NOAA, which I found after a moment's search.

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  123. The IPCC discusses climate models by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 2

    More processing power, models refined over the decades for more accurate forecasting.

    ...And they *STILL* can't get the computer climate models to even somewhat-accurately track *PAST* climate changes!

    WTF makes anyone think that their predictions about *future* climate changes are any more reliable?

    Strat

    For anyone wanting something more than the parent's word on this, the IPCC backs him up on it in their 5th assessment report you can read about here:
    For instance, maintaining the global mean top of the atmosphere (TOA) energy balance in a simulation of pre-industrial climate is essential to prevent the climate system from drifting to an unrealistic state. The models used in this report almost universally contain adjustments to parameters in their treatment of clouds to fulfil this important constraint of the climate system (Watanabe et al., 2010; Donner et al., 2011; Gent et al., 2011; Golaz et al., 2011; Martin et al., 2011; Hazeleger et al., 2012; Mauritsen et al., 2012; Hourdin et al., 2013).

    One of the referenced papers comments on the reason tuning is desirable:
    The choices we make naturally depend on our preconceptions, preferences and objectives. We choose to tune our model because the alternatives - to either drift away from the known climate state, or to introduce flux-corrections - are less attractive. Within the foreseeable future climate model tuning will continue to be necessary as the prospects of constraining the relevant unresolved processes with sufficient precision are not good.

    So, our inherent understanding of some processes is still not accurate enough for the job and tuning is a necessary evil. Regrettably, the corrections we tune for are bad enough that they are "essential to prevent the climate system from drifting to an unrealistic state".

    The challenges still faced from tuning are outlined in another of the referenced papers:
    CM3w predicts the most realistic 20th century warming. However, this is achieved with a small and less desirable threshold radius of 6.0 m for the onset of precipitation. Conversely, CM3c uses a more desirable value of 10.6 m but produces a very unrealistic 20th century temperature evolution.
    So the tuning process means using less realistic values for parameters just to make sure the TOA energy balances.

    That same paper ends with the following note:
    Furthermore, in order to predict a realistic evolution of the 20th century, models must balance radiative forcing and climate sensitivity, resulting in a well-documented inverse correlation between forcing and sensitivity [Schwartz etal. 2007; Kiehl, 2007; Andrews etal. 2012]. This inverse correlation is consistent with an intercomparison-driven model selection process in which “climate models’ ability to simulate the 20th century temperature increase with fidelity has become something of a show-stopper as a model unable to reproduce the 20th century would probably not see publication

    So, as even the IPCC and many jumping on after me here will be liable to observe, the published climate models out there all more or less are able to recreate the historical temperature record. Of course, as noted this isn't necessarily a comment on inherent merit to the models as the authors note their own model tuning meant the choice between picking a parameter value that better fit the known data, or the parameter that would yield a better hindcast and unless you choose the hindcast you don't get published. If the only models that can get published are tuned for hindcasts, it's less surprising that a sampling of published models manages to do that. The question of HOW they manage to hindcast is key, and the inability to properly control TOA energy without hand balling things is huge.

    1. Re:The IPCC discusses climate models by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      For anyone wanting something more than the parent's word on this, the IPCC backs him up on it in their 5th assessment report you can read about here [www.ipcc.ch]:
      For instance, maintaining the global mean top of the atmosphere (TOA) energy balance in a simulation of pre-industrial climate is essential to prevent the climate system from drifting to an unrealistic state. The models used in this report almost universally contain adjustments to parameters in their treatment of clouds to fulfil this important constraint of the climate system (Watanabe et al., 2010; Donner et al., 2011; Gent et al., 2011; Golaz et al., 2011; Martin et al., 2011; Hazeleger et al., 2012; Mauritsen et al., 2012; Hourdin et al., 2013).

      One of the referenced papers [wiley.com] comments on the reason tuning is desirable:
      The choices we make naturally depend on our preconceptions, preferences and objectives. We choose to tune our model because the alternatives - to either drift away from the known climate state, or to introduce flux-corrections - are less attractive. Within the foreseeable future climate model tuning will continue to be necessary as the prospects of constraining the relevant unresolved processes with sufficient precision are not good.

      So, our inherent understanding of some processes is still not accurate enough for the job and tuning is a necessary evil. Regrettably, the corrections we tune for are bad enough that they are "essential to prevent the climate system from drifting to an unrealistic state".

      The challenges still faced from tuning are outlined in another of the referenced papers:
      CM3w predicts the most realistic 20th century warming. However, this is achieved with a small and less desirable threshold radius of 6.0 m for the onset of precipitation. Conversely, CM3c uses a more desirable value of 10.6 m but produces a very unrealistic 20th century temperature evolution.
      So the tuning process means using less realistic values for parameters just to make sure the TOA energy balances.

      That same paper ends with the following note:
      Furthermore, in order to predict a realistic evolution of the 20th century, models must balance radiative forcing and climate sensitivity, resulting in a well-documented inverse correlation between forcing and sensitivity [Schwartz etal. 2007; Kiehl, 2007; Andrews etal. 2012]. This inverse correlation is consistent with an intercomparison-driven model selection process in which âoeclimate modelsâ(TM) ability to simulate the 20th century temperature increase with fidelity has become something of a show-stopper as a model unable to reproduce the 20th century would probably not see publication

      So, as even the IPCC and many jumping on after me here will be liable to observe, the published climate models out there all more or less are able to recreate the historical temperature record. Of course, as noted this isn't necessarily a comment on inherent merit to the models as the authors note their own model tuning meant the choice between picking a parameter value that better fit the known data, or the parameter that would yield a better hindcast and unless you choose the hindcast you don't get published. If the only models that can get published are tuned for hindcasts, it's less surprising that a sampling of published models manages to do that. The question of HOW they manage to hindcast is key, and the inability to properly control TOA energy without hand balling things is huge.

      Wow, thanks for that! I would have just posted a link to that IPCC document, if I even bothered, seeing as the alarmists don't tend to accept anything that casts any doubts on their religion, particularly here on Slashleft, heh!

      Strat

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  124. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One idea would be to install masses of solar power, using some of it to supply Europe (which will attract the investment) and some of it to help make more of the desert habitable and arable.

    Please explain to me how you plan to "supply" Europe with electricity generated in African deserts?

    They send it on container ships, obviously, it's too much for carrier pigeons
    What's not clear is how electricity makes more of the desert "habitable". Are they going to set up huge electric fans ? [and don't forget some windmills to use the breeze from the fans to generate electricity for the fans]

  125. Re:Correct! by pastafazou · · Score: 1

    Anecdotal evidence says you're wrong...
    Number of times snow was recorded in Florida during 20th century: 21 times.
    Number of times snow was recorded in Florida during the 21st century: 16 times.
    source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    The 1980's were especially bad for Florida, with 3 years in a single decade bringing bad freezes: 1983, 1985, and 1989.
    And finally, here's a story about the freezing winter of 2015 in Tampa: http://www.tampabay.com/news/w...

  126. Re:Correct! by pastafazou · · Score: 1

    Plants actively remove CO2 from the atmosphere. The higher the CO2 concentration, the greater the plant growth.

  127. Observing an impact by pastafazou · · Score: 1

    Ethiopia's coffee exports are hitting new volume records:
    http://www.ena.gov.et/en/index...

  128. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /capitalistlogic

    If only there was a word or phrase you could use when you make something up about a group and pretend that it is the way the group really is.

  129. no danger at present, future guess - alarmism by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    alarmist trash, there is no problem at present. this is the same nonsense as the "third of world's population exposed to heat wave danger " article today, as if that weren't always true, and as if we didn't have more massive amounts of deaths from heat waves decades and more ago.

    I'm against carbon pollution; we have smarter ways to make energy now than burning organic fossil matter. but this kind of tabloid trash hype isn't helping any cause

  130. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Desalinization. It takes a good chunk of power to pull water out of the salt for irrigation.

    Also pumps. They'll need some big ones to cover that much territory without regrading a bunch of sand which, if you've tried it at the beach, is generally not a long term solution.

  131. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ethopia-specific predictions are a guess. Worldwide predictions are not. The amount of Co2 we release is known. Simple experiments confirm that CO2 prevents heat from escaping. The amount is calculable.

    So while it may not be Ethiopia, it will. E somewhere. Lot s of places. And it's easier to lower CO2 emissions than predict every change it'll make and ward them off.

  132. Re:Correct! by nephilimsd · · Score: 2

    "The presence of 120,000 horses in New York City, wrote one 1908 authority for example, is “an economic burden, an affront to cleanliness, and a terrible tax upon human life.”

    http://www.banhdc.org/archives...

  133. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a shot in the dark because we know for a fact that temperatures were different before that. We have weather recordings for about 2000 years albeit not on a modern temperature scale. If there was snow somewhere you can be pretty sure it was freezing cold.

  134. How much warming again? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    The claim is that there has been a few degrees of warming, and that the worst case is that there will be a few more. Few being on the order of 5 in each case.

    Since there is much more variation in daily, seasonal, and yearly averages, I don't get how this will cause a mass kill off of trees.

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  135. Re:Correct! by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

    Just cover the Sahara in solar-powered air conditioners. Problem solved.

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  136. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not extrapolation if there is a mechanistic explanation.

    In 1900 there was a mechanistic explanation why NYC would have horse manure six feet deep on all the streets.

    Not sure you realize this, but your post is actually an argument in favor of doing something about climate change.

  137. Re:Correct! by thomn8r · · Score: 1

    it's too much for carrier pigeons

    It could grip it by the husk...

  138. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You usually pay extra for that.

  139. Re:Denier trolls will spam this article by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    No. Haven't jumped myself. But, I know people that have (they wore parachutes, BTW). Theory proved out exactly as predicted. I was a little higher up for my test. My airplanes engine quit when I was at about 6,000ft. 15 minutes later, I was in a chicken farmer's back field. Yep, more support for that theory of gravity.

    Warmest predicted more floods, tornadoes, hurricanes and severe weather of all sorts. How has that been working out?

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  140. Re:Correct! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Plants hold a certain amount of CO2, but unless the plant gets stored somewhere it's going to decay and release the CO2. Plant growth can be limited by all sorts of things.

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  141. Re:Correct! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Ah, so you had crappy textbooks also.

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  142. Re: Denier trolls will spam this article by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Just how arrogant you people are, to claim to know the dystopian future

    While you obviously claim to know the non-dystopian future. Sorry, I'm going with what the smart people who've studied this hard say as the most likely possibility.

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  143. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, solar will be like candy bars: the price stays the same and the panels get smaller and more efficient...until they just become smaller...then your roi tanks.

  144. Re:Correct! by Dr_Terminus · · Score: 1

    Might want to do some research on the timescales of various carbon fluxes...

  145. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe true for bubble tea, but even if coffee was $20 a cup in Starbucks, they'd sell, as long as it was $22 in the independent store over the road.

    Besides, if anyone can afford to research some sort of engineered coffee and implement it, it would be them. Starbucks revenue was 21 billion last year (however, based on tax returns a mysteriously missing profit despite 10% growth) and Ethiopia's entire GDP was 61 billion, and they only have a government budget of 11 billion.

  146. Re:Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today I learned CO2 isn't a particle. Rather, I learned people think CO2 isn't a particle.

  147. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today I confirmed that some people don't know the difference between a particle and a particULate.

  148. Re: Correct! by coteriescavenger · · Score: 0

    You don't seem to understand the arguments against your point of view very well. Why do progressives always call their opponents religious fanatics, dumb hicks, or racist nazis not worth listening to? You literally cut yourselves off from reasoned debate and become those very things: belligerent, ignorant, dogmatists. Progressives are not winning the talking points. Anyone who is not aware of this is living in their walled garden and needs to get out and find the facts.

  149. Re:Correct! by slashdotwannabe · · Score: 1

    Exactly -- and then the car came along. We have a similar situation now: it's looking like the whole world will be six feet deep in proverbial horse shit

    I imagine they had heated arguments over the "horse manure problem" back then as well, with shit-deniers and shit-disturbers throwing shit everywhere. Hopefully there's a happy ending to our modern version of this story and the market trends we're seeing in renewables will continue to accelerate.

    The difference now is that the stakes are quite a bit higher than simply covering New York in shit.

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  150. Re: Correct! by bdenton42 · · Score: 1
    That is an great idea which sounds plausible but would actually make things much worse.

    The most dangerous person in the world would be a climate scientist who figures out how to completely eliminate CO2.

  151. Re:Correct! by catprog · · Score: 1

    Pineapples are not fast growing. It takes a couple of years.

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  152. Re:Correct! by catprog · · Score: 1

    Unless they don't have enough water/.

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  153. Re: Correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There really are people that stupid out there, and they're the kind of people who support people like Trump and the Cock Sucker Brothers.

  154. Re: Correct! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    There are apples on the trees in our orchard. Flowers blooming all over. There's even some milkweed in the corner of the yard. I am going to not chop it down this year and see if we can attract a bunch of monarch butterflies.

    The environment here isn't "shot." When I hear the red-tailed hawks scree up there I know the food chain is still working okay.

  155. Re:Correct! by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    Selective memory.

    The same people as that writer at present bemoan 'sprawl' as the biggest problem facing cities.

    It's ideology speaking, though horses do place a burden on high density cities. The fix was actually streetcars and expanded suburbs, until the automobile infrastructure replaced the rails.

  156. Re:Correct! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    A couple years is fast growing by most things. Try planting a lime tree you only need to wait 10 years or so for them to produce fruit.

  157. Re:Correct! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    So you are saying that algae doesn't consume CO2? Interesting. I wonder what it lives on then.

  158. Re: Correct! by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    The amount of CO2 is calculable, but so far the results of said CO2 is not.

    A little tank in a lab with elevated CO2 levels with 3-4 variables is a far cry from a global environment that literally has hundreds of thousands of variables.

  159. Re:Correct! by Dr_Terminus · · Score: 1

    Also might want to work on reading comprehension. I didn't say anything about algae not consuming CO2. I said you should look into the timescales of carbon fluxes.