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Airport Security Fails 17 Times Out of 18 In Minneapolis (fox9.com)

Bruce66423 writes, "It appears that that the security theatre at Minnesota airport failed to spot 17 security violations out of 18 last week." A local Minneapolis news station reports: Last Thursday, what's referred to as the "Red Team" in town from Washington D.C., posed as passengers and attempted to sneak items through security that should easily be caught... 17 out of 18 tries by the undercover federal agents saw explosive materials, fake weapons or drugs pass through TSA screening undetected... In April of 2016, sources said the airport failed nine out of 12 tests.
"When asked about Thursday's failing grade, the TSA said, 'TSA cannot confirm or deny the results of internal tests and condemns the release of any information that could compromise our nation's security.'"

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  1. Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some water by darthsilun · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess it's because dihydrogen monoxide has killed so many.

  2. Of course it fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its goal is not to be successful at catching these type of things.

    It succeeds in its real goal - grabbing money, decreasing freedom of movement, theater.

    1. Re: Of course it fails by HiThere · · Score: 1

      And I think she got that one right. Circumstantial evidence seems to support her. (A stopped clock, and all that.)

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    2. Re: Of course it fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lmfao

      Theater works for the people who won't do anything and the stupids who would try and fail. (Underwear and shoes idiots, grandma)

      Theater doesn't work for the people with the contacts and budget necessary to do real damage. (Sept 11 hijackers)

      "Well if that's the case why hasn't it happened since then?!"

      Because people with the contacts and budget necessary haven't tried since then.

    3. Re:Of course it fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No no no....it's goal is to enable homosexual men to sexually assault you without you realizing it. See here:

      http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/15/travel/tsa-patdown-firings/index.html

  3. condemns the release of any information by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... condemns the release of any information that could compromise our nation's security.

    Keeping some information secret can also "compromise our nation's security".
    For example, if the TSA is incapable of doing its job, keeping that information secret isn't in the national interest.

    1. Re:condemns the release of any information by Tihstae · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Keeping some information secret can also "compromise our nation's security".
      For example, if the TSA is incapable of doing its job, keeping that information secret isn't in the national interest.

      Well, part of the security theater is keeping the mysteries of the theater alive. If you tell how the special effect works, it isn't so special anymore. The special effect here is that this is all just a waste of time and resources to make the feds have a bigger budget. There is no security here other than the theater.

    2. Re:condemns the release of any information by kpainter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ... condemns the release of any information that could compromise our nation's security.

      Translation: We regret you chose to point out that we are a bunch of incompetent fucktards. We condemn that.

    3. Re:condemns the release of any information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Theatre works whilst the 'suspension of disbelief' is maintained. With the TSA at least that boat has sailed.

    4. Re:condemns the release of any information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is no security here other than the theater.

      Clearly the TSA does not have enough resources. This is a perfect excuse for a bigger budget. It's all by design. Fail the tests, cry for more money, rise, repeat.

    5. Re:condemns the release of any information by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      The first rule of Security Theatre is don't talk about Security Theatre.
      The second rule of Security Theatre is don't talk about Security Theatre.

    6. Re:condemns the release of any information by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2

      if the TSA is incapable of doing its job, keeping that information secret isn't in the national interest.

      Actually, I think keeping security holes secret is in the national interest - assuming that its not used an excuse to avoid fixing the hole. After all, that's the policy with technical exploits (90 day embargo on release to fix the issue is standard.)

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  4. don't view the link by nnet · · Score: 3, Informative

    Don't read the article, there's nothing in it that isn't covered in the summary. The site layout/design is terrible as well.

  5. Re:Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some wate by sycodon · · Score: 4, Informative

    The TSA is 100% effective in detecting bottles of Breast milk and preventing them from being taken on board the aircraft,

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  6. Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This isn't that hard of a problem to solve:

    1) Eliminate TSA. Bring in private security firms like there used to be. Pay the workers well, even if tickets are a bit more expensive. Attract better, more competent workers.

    2) Simplify the screening process. Make it less complicated and have fewer prohibited items. If security can focus on things that are really important instead of all of the inane rules, less truly dangerous items will get through.

    3) Expand the security checkpoints and staff them better. Each person might spend a bit longer actually being screened, but hopefully the wait times in line could be shortened. Let the workers have a little more time to look at the X-ray images of the baggage. Properly staff the checkpoints so the process isn't rushed.

    Any laptop ban is a step in the wrong direction, by the way. Adding more prohibited items and making the screening more complex is only going to make the problem worse. The proposal to bring US rules about knives back into line with the rest of the world was a good idea. Unfortunately, people were convinced it was dangerous and I don't believe it ended up happening.

    Have better staff, pay them better, simplify the screening process, and don't rush the actual screening of luggage. I'm not opposed of tickets cost a couple more dollars to have real security instead of the intrusive joke security theater that the TSA is.

    1. Re:Solutions by sudden.zero · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this up; I'm out of mod points.

    2. Re:Solutions by Zocalo · · Score: 2

      Actually, one thing the electronics ban (it doesn't just apply to computers) does suggest is having multiple options for carry-on screening. Every one hates the hassle of going through security, so why not incentivise that? For most people, a phone or Kindle/mini-tablet (yeah, currently too big where the ban is still in place but let's assume we tweak things a bit) is all the in-flight entertainment they need. If you were to provide the equivalent of the express aisles at supermarkets where your carry-on bag can basically zip straight through the X-ray and you get into the departure lounge faster and with less hassle, you might just get people deciding that maybe they don't need their big laptop on their holiday after all.

      For others, that really do need to bring their laptop or DSLR camera gear (my main concern with the ban), you get the extra screening with more thorough visual inspections, mandatory residue swabs, sniffer dogs, or whatever else it is that Abu Dhabi, Dubai and Istanbul have put in place to get the ban removed. Sure, that's going to mean you spend a little longer going through the process, but if enough people qualify to go through the express aisles, then maybe the queues won't be as long as as all that and it'll all mostly balance out. That could also potentially incur some extra expense as a further encouragement to travel light (not to mention providing the airlines with some more upselling opportunities), but you do get to choose - and as long as it's not too exhorbitant maybe that would be a price worth paying.

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    3. Re:Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea:

      1) Eliminate TSA and bring in Military. Scare the CRAP out of would-be terrorists, and give those reserve guys something useful to do.

    4. Re:Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea. Execute (by firing squad) everyone who works for the TSA, NSA and FBI for treason. Cut military spending to 10% of what it is now. Use money to fund disease and cancer research and to put into programs that actually help citizens of the United States. Stop fucking with other countries and let them live their own lives.

    5. Re:Solutions by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Add: advise passengers on how to tackle incidents voluntarily in flight and how to cooperate with authorities, just a few tips. Print it on the seat-back safety card too

      Add: drop off carry-on bags at check-in and pick up securely in the gate area, scan/sniff them in bulk on their way to the gate, associate them with passengers and track by RFID and phone App. take measures to assure that passengers can only pick up their own bags and that the bags are handled gently

      Add: stroll-through body scanners for all passengers with RFID enabled ID documents. Use AI to flag issues and redirect all remaining TSA team to pulling people aside if the scanner shows up anything anomalous as passengers walk through. TSA can match ID to boarding passes using the airline booking system

      Add: do away with special perks for certain classes of passenger. Let the 1st class suffer with the unwashed, no buying your way through. That should spur some improvements

      Add: Fire management that has poor red team test results.

      There should be no queues in any unsecured area under normal operation

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    6. Re:Solutions by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      "Eliminate TSA and bring in Military."

      I'm willing to bet that you've never served in the military. It'd be difficult to imagine a task more ill suited to the military than airport security screening.

      Not that the TSA seems to have any aptitude for it either.

      Beyond the metal detectors which are simple, non-intrusive, and should keep firearms and broadswords off the planes, effective airport security would require trained professionals with a thorough knowledge of threats and contraband and the ever changing (and quite bizzare) regulations. You really think a few E-4 enlisted folks with an average IQ of maybe 105 who have caught a 30 day airport detail are capable of doing what would need to be done?

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    7. Re:Solutions by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      For most people, a phone or Kindle/mini-tablet,,, is all the in-flight entertainment they need.

      Or, alternatively, maybe other people have different values than you do. When I fly, the number of people I see with a laptop seems to hover around 10%

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    8. Re:Solutions by u801e · · Score: 1

      I agree with the first point, but why not just eliminate passenger screening entirely? We don't have routine screening for other types of mass transit like buses, taxis/ride shares. Even going to places like the movies or local shopping mall don't require screening (at least in my experience).

      We have had incidents in pretty much all the examples I mentioned above, but we didn't have to deal with the subsequent nationwide/worldwide security theater that comes with traveling by air.

    9. Re:Solutions by imidan · · Score: 1

      Even simpler: whitelist for allowable items. Items must be contained within a specified, relatively flat, transparent plastic zipper bag. All items must be clearly visible. Put maybe a couple dozen items on the list. One phone per person, a keychain with maybe three keys. A limited amount of medication. A transparent plastic wallet fitting within certain dimensions and containing a limited number of cards and bills. Anything not on the list gets confiscated or disposed of without notice or consultation.

      We'll be so safe, it'll usher in a new utopian era.

  7. They test the ability of TSA to detect drugs? by VAXcat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The TSA isn't supposed to be looking for drugs - just threats...

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    1. Re:They test the ability of TSA to detect drugs? by will_die · · Score: 1

      They have no authority over drugs. If they or similar looking items are found local police are suppose to be called and they investigate and arrest. That is from the TSA web site.
      Not sure what the testing would be, but the stories that you do read about are when the drug carrier puts the drugs in peanut butter or similar substance which should be stopped because of the liquid base. They could be testing drugs that way to see if the TSA agent detects the liquid product and to see if they steal the drugs.

  8. Sigh. by ledow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know what affects national security?

    Forcing passengers through worthless security procedures that inherently fail worse than just removing every tenth person from the flight at random.

    And then trying to hush up the results.

    In the height of 9/11's aftermath, an American friend of mine came to London, and then we all flew to Europe for a holiday. It was only in the queue towards security at a London airport that her husband spotted she still has a CS canister in her hand luggage from her previous flight. Literally, she'd forgot to take it out of her handbag, it had came all the way into the UK (where it's illegal to possess, let alone take it on a plane) via a standard flight, and it was only when we were heading out again that - by chance - he spotted it.

    He had to discretely drop it in one of those bins they have for bottles that are too large, etc. on the way into security.

    Sure, it's not a grenade or something, but it's not the sort of thing people should be carrying onto a plane without even realising, and nobody spotting it, and it's not the sort of thing that should be in the UK at all as it's illegal to own, sell or possess the damn thing. But it came right through security at least once (we think it might have been on another flight earlier too, but nobody was quite sure) and was about to go through it again.

    And it was in hand luggage, not just the hold.

    The irony hit home hard. The bottle of water I'd bought 10 minutes earlier in the airport shop outside of check-in was taken from us. The CS spray was larger than that and had already been through security successfully once.

    We need to radically re-think airport security. And especially its impact on the majority of people who just want to get on a damn plane, have a comfortable journey, get off as quickly as possible, and carry on with their lives.

    To be honest, I now can't be bothered to fly, even to Europe. Too much pissing about waiting, hassle going through security (taking off shoes, putting laptops in other bags, being patted down, having drinks taken from me, being forced to "test" baby's milk if I want to take it with me, endless fucking queueing and people yelling instructions at you), and then an uncomfortable and unpleasant flight and the same shit the other end.

    I'd rather have a motorway drive, onto a train or ferry, not have to do with any of that shite, and then poodle through Europe. Giving my money to petrol stations instead of airlines, small towns instead of massive airports, and taking whatever I like to drink or eat or watch TV on.

    The tax that we must be pissing away by putting people off flying with this shit just isn't worth it. You can get a flight for a pittance now, granted, but there's a reason for that. I just cannot imagine it's going to be profitable for much longer, and I don't even believe we're paying the wages of people who do all the security shit, let alone the pilots and crew, and fuel.

    At some point the bubble will burst and people will say "too much" and use alternative means. And it won't hinder a terrorist one bit.

    1. Re:Sigh. by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2

      The TSA still has a record of catching 0 terrorists. Of course when asked about numbers they clam up and mumble something about national security.

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    2. Re:Sigh. by blindseer · · Score: 1

      In my experience it's more often called "pepper spray" or "mace" but I was at a loss at first too. Using actual CS gas is rare any more, IIRC. OC is more common but people still call it CS or pepper spray even if not technically correct.

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    3. Re:Sigh. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >If you travel thru LHR I can understand that - it's a nightmare.

      If you fly to LHR, fly first class and they give you a little pass that lets you go through a private security line with far less hassle.

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    4. Re: Sigh. by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      But you were in uniform with military ID. They should be spending minimum efforts on you based on a very low threat assessment. Doesn't bother me at all.

    5. Re:Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You know what affects national security?

      Having a country entirely full of total fucking cunts that everyone hates?

    6. Re: Sigh. by ledow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because nobody who wants to commit a terrorist act has ever been in the military...

      And all the people with military ID and uniform are sane, level-headed, non-discharged, not suffering from PTSD, etc.

      It's exactly that kind of profiling that lets people slip these things onto aircraft.

      "Oh, I didn't bother to search him because..." is just admission of failing to search a passenger. Whatever privilege such people are assigned would be easily turned into access for a terrorist in seconds.

  9. Security theatre theatre by bmomjian · · Score: 1

    In that case, it was "security theatre theatre" because it was a test/drama itself.

  10. only the Weapons were Fake? by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    so the explosives and drugs were the real thing? that Red Team know how to party.

    1. Re:only the Weapons were Fake? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      so the explosives and drugs were the real thing? that Red Team know how to party.

      The explosives were probably fake, but coated with small amounts of real explosives so that they could be detected by the sniffers. The drugs, probably the same... except not with explosives

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  11. Drugs? by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So the TSA is explicitly looking for drugs?

    That sounds like a clear 4th amendment violation, since it unrelated to the safety of passengers.

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    1. Re:Drugs? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      If you don't voluntarily agree to a search, then you're not actually "flying".

    2. Re:Drugs? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      They will answer that flying is not a public right nor service; they are private airlines. And you can fly on other private airlines (like JetSuite X or Surf Air) where you do not have TSA checks.

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  12. Big soft target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If there's one thing we learned from No Russian, it's that giant lines of people stuck waiting for useless procedures ARE an ideal target for terror.

  13. Its an improvement by burtosis · · Score: 2

    I travel through msp a lot and went through the msp airport a few months before 9/11 and the TSA update to security. They were understaffed and was waiting so I just walked through the detector. It beeped and no one came. I said, almost shouting, "OK, if no one is coming to check I'm leaving!" I proceeded to walk off as the guy behind me laughed (he also left). Believe it or not 1/18 is probably an improvement. At least they walled up the walkway where you could just toss a package up from the lower entrance level before security to the upper walkway after it lmafo.

  14. Doesnt matter. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Airport security is all theater anyways and designed to indoctrinate americans to accept being inspected and have people carrying automatic weapons around you for your "protection".

    we are as safe without all this invasive BS and M16 toting militarized police.

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    1. Re:Doesnt matter. by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      we are as safe without all this invasive BS

      Far safer, in fact.

    2. Re:Doesnt matter. by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      That rate of adoption is still slower than what has happened already.

  15. It happens all the time by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    I was going through US customs in Dublin and inadvertently got in the line for pre cleared, the signage was rather confusing as to where to go, who don't have to go through the scanners at all. She looked at my passport, looked at some sort of list that they must have for expected people for the day, pretended to see my name on it and just let me pass.

  16. Re:Solutions -- Won't Work on United Airlines by I75BJC · · Score: 1

    8 hour flight on United Airline (Boeing 777) Inflight entertainment was available but was only streamed through the passengers' devices. Taking away passenger devices means No inflight entertainment. It's cheaper for the passenger to use their own device than the airline outfit the aircraft. I guess you don't fly?

  17. Re: Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some wat by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    Really, generally available huh? I can just spend a couple of hours reading the book?

    No, GA isn't the answer. Unless your needs are quite modest, your aircraft won't be. Which means time and money. Which, interestingly, is what commercial aviation offers.

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  18. Security by tquasar · · Score: 1

    I can neither confirm nor deny that I read Slashdot.

  19. This is sad by hduff · · Score: 2

    The TSA is not security, it's security theater. It protect no one and only diverts scarce resources to their own brand of waste.

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  20. I don't see privatization by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    resulting in more and better paid staff. That cuts into profits. It would be far better to recognize that short of mandatory strip searches actually securing transportation is hard. We'd be better off asking ourselves why folks want to drive planes into buildings in the first place. Yeah, there's some religious nut jobs out there to be sure. But let's not forget that desperate times make desperate people. Spend more money on sending food and medicine to impoverished countries and you'll have less desperate people. Then you can cut back on stuff like the military we use to keep those folks at bay. Put another way: It's cheaper to drop food on people than bombs.

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    1. Re:I don't see privatization by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Countries with real threats seem to make it work.

      http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-...

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  21. Re:Solutions -- Won't Work on United Airlines by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    I fly, I use a tablet for that.

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  22. TSA = Employment Program by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    The TSA is the biggest federal employment program ever. It puts thousands into a steady job. Of course, it would be nice if the agents actually accomplished something other than waste space and annoy travelers.

  23. Re:too busy stealing by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 2

    What do you expect from folks that get minimum wage? Maybe if the government would pay them better they may start to care.

  24. those fabulous loose lips of Rosie the Riveter by epine · · Score: 2

    "When asked about Thursday's failing grade, the TSA said, 'TSA cannot confirm or deny the results of internal tests and condemns the release of any information that could compromise our nation's security.'"

    Just a question.

    Is there any way to achieve national security without the clear and present danger of public exposure and embarrassment hanging over government apparatchiks who fail to deliver their mandates?

    Because somehow I don't think that "loose lips" is the only way to sink ships.

    Crackerjack government agencies with the curtains drawn. There's a Costa Concordia in every box suite.

    1. Re:those fabulous loose lips of Rosie the Riveter by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Crackerjack government agencies with the curtains drawn.

      Or, perhaps, "Jackboot"government agencies.

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    2. Re:those fabulous loose lips of Rosie the Riveter by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Is there any way to achieve national security

      It will be easy to solve the problem of domestic armed robbery. (hint: no country has ever done that, either)

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  25. Re:Solutions -- Won't Work on United Airlines by Zocalo · · Score: 1

    United isn't the only airline that has that kind of entertainment system or some variation of it (some also let you watch the inflight movies on your own device), and some people prefer to provide their own entertainment on their own devices anyway, which is why I specifically suggested tweaking the current size limits to allow smaller tablets to still qualify for the express screening option. You'd also have the option of a full-size notebook or tablet if you wanted it, but you'd have to opt for the full-on screening. The point of the idea isn't to stop passengers from bringing their electronics or whatever into the cabin, it's to give people a choice between whichever is the more convenient of faster screening or larger devices, while at the same time enabling more thorough screening of just those devices that are deemed large enough to be repurposed as an IED.

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  26. Security theater by Solandri · · Score: 1

    The point of airport security isn't really to thwart terrorists. It's to convince people that flying is safe, so that they'll fly instead of drive to their destination. You see, cars are much more dangerous than planes, and car accidents kill far more people than terrorists do. So a terrorist incident aboard an airliner kills more Americans by convincing them to drive instead of fly on their next trip, than it directly kills aboard the airliner. (9/11 was the exception, since the planes were used to attack another target. But as UA93 demonstrated, that's not going to happen again.)

    So the point of airport security is to convince people that the government is doing something about terrorists, and that it's safe to fly. Hence the term "security theater". Actually doing something about terrorists is less important than convincing people that something is being done and assuaging their fears about flying. Because the public's fear about flying and terrorists is irrational and completely out of proportion to the actual risk, a well-meaning lie ends up being better for society than the truth.

    Unfortunately, a lot of the people in the TSA don't get this. They take their jobs way too seriously, making air travel a hassle. This convinces people to drive instead of fly, and a good number of them end up dying in car accidents. Basically, if there are too many intrusive TSA procedures and rules, the TSA can wind up indirectly killing more people than terrorists.

    1. Re:Security theater by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The point of airport security isn't really to thwart terrorists. It's to convince people that flying is safe, so that they'll fly instead of drive to their destination.

      The point is to (try to) protect the airline companies and profits, their planes (which, turns out, are really expensive) and the things planes could be crashed into. The country has a huge capital investment in airline travel. If actual people are safe, that's a bonus.

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  27. what quantity of explosive? by Paul+Carver · · Score: 2

    What a completely useless article. Since I don't care at all if people take fake weapons or drugs on planes, the only question of any importance is "how much explosive?" but the article doesn't give any info on that essential question.

    This "failure" may have been a trivial amount of some explosive too small to pose any serious threat, plus a bunch of items that aren't even a threat in any quantity.

    I'm certainly willing to believe that the TBA is useless, but this article has zero value in supporting that belief.

  28. Re:Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some wate by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    The TSA is 100% effective in detecting bottles of Breast milk and preventing them from being taken on board the aircraft,

    But they still let the source breasts onto the plane - perhaps full of milk!

    Future TSA rule: All breasts must be in travel-sized containers that are 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) or less per item.

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  29. Failing to release information = treason? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    'TSA cannot confirm or deny the results of internal tests and condemns the release of any information that could compromise our nation's security."

    I'll see their ass covering and raise them that "I condemn failing to release any information that will result in ineffective national security and consider hiding such information to be tantamount to providing aid and comfort to our enemies".

  30. Small potatoes by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The TSA is the biggest federal employment program ever.

    Incorrect. Currently that would be our grossly oversized and over funded military which employs well over a million people directly and quite a few more indirectly. The TSA is a rounding error by comparison. And irritating boil of a rounding error but small potatoes in the grand scheme of government waste.

  31. Not voluntary by sjbe · · Score: 1

    If you voluntarily agree to a search, then it can't be a 4th amendment violation.

    Since freedom of travel is a civil right and air travel is the only realistic option for travel in many cases, it's pretty hard to argue that the search is in any way voluntary.

  32. Civil rights and public services by sjbe · · Score: 1

    They will answer that flying is not a public right nor service; they are private airlines.

    Flying is not a public right but the right to travel is and the TSA is most certainly a public service since it is a part of the federal government. Furthermore the airlines fall under the jurisdiction of the FAA as well as various transit authorities so if the airlines don't want to treat passengers nicely we can always revoke their right to use the runways which are routinely taxpayer funded.

    And you can fly on other private airlines (like JetSuite X or Surf Air) where you do not have TSA checks.

    So only rich people get to enjoy their civil rights?

  33. The article was on Fox by Hasaf · · Score: 1

    The article was posted on Fox9 and the source mentioned in the article was Fox9.

    As far as the content, these results are not surprising. The testers do not have any associated risk, as such, the behaviours characteristics are different from those that the inspectors are looking for.

  34. Re:There's your problem by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Ripe olives or green olives?

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  35. Note the wording. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    TSA cannot confirm or deny the results of internal tests.

    They cannot. This can mean only two possibilities.
    ---They're colossally incompetent. They don't know the results of their own tests, or they haven't the ability to speak the appropriate words.
    ---They're lying. They actually won't tell, not cannot tell.

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    1. Re:Note the wording. by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Or their policy is that they don't reveal the results so they cannot do it while complying with their policy.

    2. Re:Note the wording. by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      If the info is classified, they really cannot tell. Without breaking the law that is.
      "information that could compromise our nation's security" is the whole idea behind classification.

  36. Re: Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some wat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've never been wealthy, as you put it, but I have a pilot's license and a small plane.

    It's a matter of budget and priorities. If you want it bad enough you figure out how to do it. If you don't want it bad enough you complain that only the "already wealthy" can afford it. The question is really how much do you want it and from your comment I would say not enough. You obviously have other things you would rather spend your money on... and that's OK... for you.

    There are plenty of other things out there that cost at least as much or more. My used airplane costs less than a new car today. Anyone that can find coin for a new car can easily afford to buy a used aircraft.... and airplanes are generally better maintained than most cars (for good reason). Or build your own aircraft with the same money and get something brand new!

    That's not to say GA is cheap or easily affordable. If you want it enough (or need it enough) you find a way to make it happen. When you no longer want it bad enough you sell and find something else to spend your money on.

    As to the original point -- GA won't replace commercial air, especially on the long runs. But for shorter flights, or when you need to go someplace not well served by commercial then GA can be a better choice.

    And I suppose we have to define what is meant by General Aviation -- I define it as mostly small single and twin engine propeller driven aircraft. While smaller jet aircraft used by business, and the truly wealthy, are also classed as GA by the government, I see them as a business class between GA and commercial. They really do fit an entirely different kind of flying between my airplane and a jumbo jet.
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  37. Re:Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some wate by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    /oblg. Airport Logic ?

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  38. Re:Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some wate by davester666 · · Score: 1

    I would volunteer to be one of the people who checks each breast to ensure it is not over-filled with this dangerous fluid, and assist with removing anything in excess of what is safe.

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  39. Re:There's your problem by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I guess he meant tested.
    And in that case green or black or any mixture would not matter :)

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  40. Re:Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some wate by dryeo · · Score: 1

    Good, you can start with the 300lb woman over there, then next is that one that looks very old but you never know, they might be hanging to the floor due to having so much milk in them.

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  41. Re: Yeah, but $deity forbid i should take some wat by darthsilun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your silly suggestion isn't going to get me to Europe. Japan, India, or South Africa; all places I've been in the last ten years. Or even Chicago – in February – in a Cessna 172.

    And how many years does it take to get IFR rated, on average?

    So no, a pilots license is not really an option for most people.

  42. For an already-dangerous city. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    Given Minneapolis' restive Somali population, this should be of extra concern.

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  43. Question a bit of the accuracy of testing by bongey · · Score: 1

    Only issue I see with this testing is none of the undercover testers would present the typical behavioral clues of a true drug smuggler/bomber. The undercover testers do not have to really worry about being caught, thus act the perfect criminals, which rarely exists. Hopefully the undercover screeners have a few that try to play the part of being nervous.

  44. Re:Solutions -- Won't Work on United Airlines by leelapolis · · Score: 1

    My inflight is very old-fashioned--books, the paper kind. I can usually finish a book or so on any flight to either coast. Usually books on philosophy or theoretical physics tho these days its hard to tell the difference..
     

  45. Solution by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Bring in a private firms under a commission model. Essentially, they choose how to conduct the searches. They only get paid based on a) contraband found and b) catching Fed operatives in test case scenarios.

    Fail to prevent 80% of Fed undercover tests, booted from contract. Private firms will be motivated if their contractual pay is tied directly to their success rate.

  46. Elephant in the room... by thomn8r · · Score: 1

    The TSA was really just GW's jobs program.