Slashdot Mirror


Push Notifications From Popular Apps Are Becoming Increasingly Useless And Annoying (wired.com)

David Pierce, writing for Wired: Push notifications are ruining my life. Yours too, I bet. Download more than a few apps and the notifications become a non-stop, cacophonous waterfall of nonsense. Here's just part of an afternoon on my phone:
"Hi David! We found new Crown jewels and Bottle caps Pins for you!"
"Everyone's talking about Bill Nye's new book, Everything All at Once. Read a free sample."
"Alex just posted for the first time in a while."
I get notifications when an acquaintance comments on a stranger's Facebook posts, when shows I don't care about come to Netflix, and every single day at 6 PM when the crossword puzzle becomes available. Recently, I got a buzz from my close personal friends at Yelp. "We found a hot new business for you," it said. I opened the notification, on the off chance that Yelp had finally found the hot new business I've been waiting for. It did not. So I closed Yelp, stared into space for a second, and then opened Instagram. Productivity over. Over the last few years, there's been an increasingly loud call for a re-evaluation of the relationship between humans and smartphones. For all the good that phones do, their grip on our eyes, ears, and thoughts creates real and serious problems. "I know when I take [technology] away from my kids what happens," Tony Fadell, a former senior VP at Apple who helped invent both the iPod and the iPhone, said in a recent interview. "They literally feel like you're tearing a piece of their person away from them. They get emotional about it, very emotional. They go through withdrawal for two to three days." Smartphones aren't the problem. It's all the buzzing and dinging, endlessly calling for your attention.

169 comments

  1. Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Use your phone solely as a pull thing. Turn off auto-sync for your emails too. You don't need to respond in seconds. It's an email.

    Then, your phone interrupts you only when you want it to.

    first post?

    1. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      /guy who still uses a dumbphone to, like, make calls and stuff

      --
      If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
    2. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Million dollar idea: an app that disables your phone's phone until you switch it off.

    3. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't have to be all-or-nothing. On the iPhone you can enable or disable notifications on an app by app basis. And, for most apps, you can even control how intrusively that app will be allowed to notify you.

      Heck, you even get prompted "allow notifications from xxxxxxx?" before the app is allowed to bother you. Remember - just because they want to do it doesn't mean you have to allow them to do it.

      Also - if an app behaves badly, don't allow it to run in the background: Settings -> General -> Background App Refresh

      Really, this seems like more of an user education problem than anything else.

      --
      #DeleteChrome
    4. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by ctilsie242 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Android has similar, with long-pressing on an app's notifications. The ability to disable notifications was in result due to a "service", AirPush that got installed with various apps, which would spam the notification bar with crap.

    5. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 3, Informative

      I came here to say this! I don't use android, but I believe it works similarly... you can control notifications. Lyft lasted a whole 4 days for me before I squelched it. Email and Text are the only things that I allow popover for, and Instagram can put a badge on their icon... that's it for me and this entire story seems like a cry for help from someone with a first world problem.

      --
      Which has more power: the hammer, or the anvil?
    6. Re: Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep hearing these "solutions" - how much time do you spend configuring your phone ? Sounds annoying as fuck to me.

    7. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by sabri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Really, this seems like more of an user education problem than anything else.

      This, exactly this.

      And it also goes to show how bloated the TFA's phone is. All those useless apps installed, each and every one of them copying his contacts, emails and whatever. Seriously, you allow a crossword puzzle app (why the F anyone would have that on their phone goes beyond me) to send you notifications? Even Yelp is questionable.

      This is a self-inflicted wound from this clueless luser.

      --
      I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
    8. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not a "first world problem". Cellphones are also very present in third world countries.

      Sarcasm aside, notifications are the new ads, they are big problems. They may not be life threatening (although that's debatable, distractions can be life threatening) but that doesn't make a trivial issue. Anything that is forcefully trying to get your attention is a real issue.

      I do extensively blocks notifications. For that matter, I'm very picky about what app I install. But sometimes I can't avoid it. If my home alarm app sends trivial notifications, I can't do anything about without compromising the security of my home. And some notifications I can't even disabled them at all because there is no "app" (pre-installed piece of sh*t!)

    9. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Cyberpunk+Reality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes and no. Yes, you shouldn't allow your phone to do that kind of thing. And no, because while he may be clueless on some objective scale, he's representative of the overwhelming majority of smartphone users. The non-savvy users are a major vulnerability, but they're not the cause. The problem is an insecure by design phone ecosystem, which in turn is driven by greed.

      --
      Rule 35 of the internet: "If it can be hacked, it will be". - Charles Stross
    10. Re: Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people spend 0 time configuring their phone.

      As soon as "allow notifications from this app" pops up anyone that doesn't care to receive a notification taps the decline button. From then on that's the last time the app will bother you about notifications.

    11. Re: Just turn that stuff off. by ScienceofSpock · · Score: 2

      "Oh GOD! I have to DO SOMETHING to prevent all these annoying things that happen on MY phone that I (mostly) have CONTROL over? How DARE THEY require me to take an active role managing my mobile device!" /s

    12. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by fermion · · Score: 1
      Stories from people who don't know how to use thier stuff making /. Increasingly annoying to use. Used to be /. was for nerds. Now it is for people who think they are rebeks because the have an Andriod instead of an iPhone.

      Ir this could just be clickbait for the failing Wired magazine.

      In any case, turn off all notifications by default, then turn on the ones that make sense to you. On iPhone you can specifically decide how and when to be notified. For example in mail only your favorited. I am sure the same is True for android.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    13. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      If you had push notifications, you may have got first post.

    14. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "AppX would like to send push notifications?"

      [Allow] [Deny]

      Click deny.

    15. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilarious prescient. And I thought I was the only one who sets email to "manual update" only. The only thing I allow notifications for are messages from my VIP contacts, which I really do need to respond to, because the VIPs are real life ... :)

    16. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by war4peace · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I believe the article, for what it's worth, was talking about default behavior for apps, and furthermore about the relevance of said push notifications.
      Black or white approach works in some but not all cases. The gray range in between depends on the app itself.

      Some apps have good granular control on which notifications they should push, others don't. You're left with the black or white approach which sucks.

      My personal pet peeve are shopping-related apps and their notifications. For example, recently I've been looking for an air conditioning unit, and a certain online shop sent me targeted pushes of air conditioning units offers and news. All good, I was actually satisfied with that behavior, and at some point I decided to buy one. After buying one through that very same online shop, through their app, I still keep receiving push notifications on Air Conditioning units, although I definitely don't need another one. At the very least they should realize the deal was done or allow me to turn off that specific notification type.

      --
      ...gis sdrawkcab (usually not responding to ACs; don't bother posting as AC)
    17. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by EndlessNameless · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is an insecure by design phone ecosystem, which in turn is driven by greed.

      Bullshit.

      It's a question of survival rather than greed; if Apple or Google does not deliver functionality, they will be upstaged on features and replaced. Look at Windows, IE, Java, and Adobe as the prime examples---lots of dead tech companies in their wake, and most of their competitors were technically superior.

      A notification API is essential for the platform, and the Apple/Play Store has no business dictating which developers can use it. This means all apps have access---subject to approval by the user.

      It's fundamentally impossible to secure a device from an ignorant owner without greatly restricting his access to it. The author of the article pointed out how to control notifications, so right there is an OS-level mechanism that the user controls. That's the most you can ask for, really---the platform has a mechanism that lets the user decide.

      Security always involves a trade-off with convenience and usability. E.g., the same mechanism that allows Dropbox to access local photos will allow nefarious apps to do nefarious things if the user installs them. You either run each app in a silo, or you accept the risk of data exfiltration by a bad app.

      The market demands functionality over security---not for the first time, either. They cannot sell a secure product that doesn't do what people want. In the consumer space, the market has repeatedly chosen insecure solutions because regular users do not care or understand.

      Notifications are more of an annoyance than a security issue, and there is a setting to eliminate them. If a user does not want to do that, then he needs to make a choice: look at the app's internal notification settings, contact the developer, or find a replacement app.

      --

      ---
      According to the latest ruleset, this post should be modded as Vorpal Flamebait +5.
    18. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate when people use the phrase "First world problems" because it implies the issue should be of no concern and perhaps we should worry about the third world.

      I suppose you are delivering clean water in Africa and are posting via carrier pigeon right? If not, go pound sand.

    19. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 1

      Really, this seems like more of an user education problem than anything else.

      This, exactly this.

      Not really, or at least not only that.

      A ridiculous number of web sites now ask to be able to send you push notifications. It doesn't matter for most of us here (aside from being annoying) because we click no. But it's not really appropriate to be spamming everyone with those requests--you wind up with kids and old folks and the like who get their machines clobbered with notifications. "Buyer beware" is only okay when a service isn't being abused too heavily. As it becomes more mature, there should be more and more filtering. Whether that means time limits (one notification per day or per week) or whitelisting apps or reputation-managing apps or using anti-spam algorithms on the notifications, something is going to need to evolve or eventually the push notifications will become less and less useful and effective.

      --
      Real lawyers write in C++
    20. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DING: a notification has been blocked, you're welcome ;-)

      DING: a new type of notification has been added to the block list, you're welcome ;-p

      DING: our company has been absorbed by Kite, would you like to install the Kite app? >:-D

    21. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

      I do emails because I get my voice message alerts through there for some reason. And I have kids, so just in case there is an emergency. Only my family has the email I get alerts on.

    22. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by rtb61 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This of course represents the majority of users. You are aware that slashdot forum posters are a tiny minority of users. Sure we get by with install app, app clunkym remove app. Install a bunch of apps in the beginning get used to the app marketing spiel, fool around with them, remove them quickly. Then there is systems audit, something only we do, review every app, not used enough, gone and this done a few times a year.

      We do all sorts of stuff to our tech gear, they we gained and retained information to achieve but we are a tiny minority. For the rest of the market, I am not the tiniest bit suprised that their phones run like shite, are a tech mess and waste more of their time than it saves.

      --
      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    23. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Heck, you even get prompted "allow notifications from xxxxxxx?" before the app is allowed to bother you.

      I invariably answer "no" to that question, but get notifications anyway. Turning them off in the system settings afterwards does work. Repeat for every app.

    24. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Turn off auto-sync for your emails too. You don't need to respond in seconds. It's an email.

      That's no reason to turn off auto-sync, just turn off notifications for emails. With auto-sync, the emails will be there the next time that you look at your phone, but won't require you to respond immediately.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    25. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      squelched

      10-4 Keep talking dirty good buddy!

    26. Re:Just turn that stuff off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never waste time checking email. That's why I have them pushed to my device. That's why I have a smartwatch. It take's me fractions of a second to decide whether to read an email or not. I tell my correspondents, 'if you expect me to read your email it better have a descriptive subject line that makes me want to read it.' A few, from my wife or kids or really close friends always get read, until they send me a chain letter or other BS. Then they go back into the interesting subject line bin.
      The same with Facebook. My pushes are setup so that only a very small subset of posts notify me. Those I read. I might check my Facebook newsfeed once a month, if I've really, really bored. Otherwise I just miss all the ads. If I'm interested in what someone not on my picked list is up to I check out their page.
      Other than that all my pushes are from my calendar for meetings I must attend or things I must do, that are time constrained.
      Anything that feeds me adds gets turned off.

  2. Disable them on the Apps that you do not want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They Abuse, They Loose.

    1. Re:Disable them on the Apps that you do not want. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly. When the author starts off with "Download more than a few apps and the notifications become a non-stop, cacophonous waterfall of nonsense", I couldn't help but laugh, since that hasn't been my experience at all. Mine goes more like:

      1) Download app
      2) Launch app
      3) Receive prompt to enable notifications
      4) Deny it

      Unless an app has provided me with a compelling reason for allowing notifications prior to prompting me to enable notifications, I never enable them in the first place. Simple as that.

      Well designed apps that respect you will wait until you do something that warrants a notification (e.g. you go into settings and opt-in to being notified about something) before prompting you to allow notifications. Ones that treat you poorly will prompt you at first launch. And if an app that was allowed to show me notifications ever abuses that permission, I'll immediately kill that permission in the phone's global settings.

    2. Re:Disable them on the Apps that you do not want. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      They Abuse, They Loose.

      Err...and if they don't abuse, they Tighten?

      Sorry..I don't get it...

      Loose?

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    3. Re:Disable them on the Apps that you do not want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I get the impression that you're being intentionally obtuse? Looser.

  3. When I punch myself in the balls.... by avandesande · · Score: 4, Funny

    It hurts!

    --
    love is just extroverted narcissism
    1. Re:When I punch myself in the balls.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      keep trying...after awhile, you won't feel a thing

    2. Re:When I punch myself in the balls.... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      And I bet it hurts you when you punch yourself in the balls too!
       
      (I guess it's not surprising that an idiot would assume that everyone else is an idiot too. How does the author even have a paying job?)

      --
      Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
    3. Re:When I punch myself in the balls.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure? You ever tried?

    4. Re:When I punch myself in the balls.... by martinfb · · Score: 1

      I got that notification!

      --


      Self-importance and self-indulgence is the root of ALL evil.
  4. Protip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Protip: turn notifications off in the OS settings. Problem solved.

    The only notification I have set is for my credit card and bank account, for whenever a purchase is made or money is drawn. Everything else is unimportant.

    1. Re:Protip by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      I use several apps that give me an option to turn off notifications, but they come back on...

      Complaints do not solve these problems...

      --
      deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
    2. Re:Protip by Junta · · Score: 1

      Instead of using the in-app method, you can go into the settings/apps somewhere and forbid an app from being able to send notifications (at least in android).

      Generally if some app starts spamming me with notifications, I'm inclined to remove it, unless I really want it, then I go and block notifications. Sure I could block notifications as my first course, but I want to punish app developers for being stupid about notifications for their crappy app.

      --
      XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
    3. Re:Protip by scsirob · · Score: 2

      Protip #2: Nothing involving money enters my phone. No banking apps, no credit card apps, no NFC payments, nothing. Saves a whole lot of hassle if my phone ever decides to disappear, fail or explode (not necessarily in that order).

      --
      To Terminate, or not to Terminate, that's the question - SCSIROB
    4. Re:Protip by Scoth · · Score: 2

      At least on Android, you can forcibly disable the notifications on the OS level per-app. This will prevent an app from presenting a notification regardless of any in-app settings.

    5. Re:Protip by lazarus · · Score: 1

      You are using Android. When an app in iOS requests access to your camera/notifications/contacts/location/etc the OS pops up a requester saying "Hey, FooBar want's to send you notifications! Allow or Cancel".

      Most people just punch "allow". I evaluate each app and only allow it to have the access I think it is necessary for it. And you can turn it off later if you decide wrong in the OS's settings area. I've never had an app override my wishes (I don't think that is possible).

      --
      I am not interested in articles about life extension advancements.
    6. Re:Protip by farble1670 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Protip #2: Nothing involving money enters my phone. No banking apps, no credit card apps, no NFC payments, nothing. Saves a whole lot of hassle if my phone ever decides to disappear, fail or explode (not necessarily in that order).

      Protip #4: No money enters my wallet. No cash. No credit cards. No blank checks. Nothing. Saves a whole lot of hassle if my wallet ever decides to disappear, get lost, or stolen.

      Protip #5: No person ever enters my car. No friends. No family. Not even myself. Nobody. Saves a whole lot of hassle if my car ever breaks down.

    7. Re:Protip by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      If your phone explodes next to your wallet full of cash, you've lost your money in a burning mess of phone, wallet, crotch and cash.

    8. Re:Protip by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      phone, wallet, crotch and cash.

      I love that song. It's like a Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme for the 90's.

    9. Re:Protip by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Never allow anything until after what you were trying to do failed. Then consider if you even want to do it.

      Never trust.

    10. Re:Protip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cute, but ridiculous.

      Spread your eggs around and you've got a lot of baskets to watch over. Better bet is to keep all your eggs in one basket and guard that basket with 100% of your ability.

      When living in NY, don't bother to have a car at all. When living in Dallas, you can't live without one, friends or not.

      When paying at a store, not many do NFC payments yet, but they all take a chipless credit card or cash.

      Do I worry about the security of my phone, my wallet, and dozens of web sties who all have my payment info? No. I only have the wallet and zero saved accounts on the web. Am I a Luddite? Does it take more effort? Maybe, but I sleep soundly too and I'm less inclined to make dumb impulse purchases when I have to type in the whole CC number and my address too. It may not be the most "modern" life, but it's a darn good life.

      Manage your own life. Don't give too much of it over to someone else to manage or they might end up owning you.

    11. Re:Protip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /s/US/France and it's a similar thing but instead of "they all take a chipless card", they all take a chipful card.

      Just to say that chip+pin debit card and cash works the same in case you were worrying about chip+pin cards, though this might be a simple concern of availability of compatible readers/terminals in stores.

      In Terminator 2, 1991 movie, there was fantasy hacking of chip + pin ATM early on, to get money so that john connor + buddy go to the arcades in the shopping mall where they meet T-1000.
      I learned like 18 or 21 years later that chip + pin was a thing the US was planning to deploy in the future, in slashdot comments.

      Like chipless card, it's not something very deep, I suppose it was/is done with 1200 baud modem and mainframe on the other end.

  5. Simple solution by geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Turn them the fuck off and stop whining about it.

    1. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you do this then you will not find out about the hottest new business...

    2. Re:Simple solution by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      On android I think it defaults to allowing (maybe asks when installing), but any notification can be held down on to revoke that apps notification permission.

      Currently, only e-mail and texting have notification privilege on my phone.

      --
      Wow, sent an e-mail as suggested when clicking on "use classic" banner, and got a fast response that addressed my msg
    3. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're giving a writer from Wired far too much credit!

    4. Re:Simple solution by green1 · · Score: 1

      Android defaults to allow for notifications, but you can deny either by holding the notification down or by going to the phone settings, both are easy methods.

    5. Re:Simple solution by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think they were created as a foil to drive me to reading about Bat Boy. But I'd sooner sit on the kitchen floor reading soup labels to get my reading fix than to click that link.

  6. I automatically disable them by HalAtWork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only ones I need are messaging and email. Everything else is on pull.

  7. This is what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for ruining the Internet by forcing it down the throats of the more-than-willing "average people", who WILL ruin *anything* they sink their claws into. I no longer enjoy the Internet in any way, as the stupidity is now way beyond what is tolerable.

    1. Re:This is what you get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I no longer enjoy the Internet in any way

      not even porn? there's something wrong with you

    2. Re:This is what you get... by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2

      No he's normal. He just spies through his neighbor's windows now.

      --
      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
  8. You can turn that stuff off by Gilgaron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Settings > Notifications There isn't much reason to leave most of that on, especially if it is hurting your productivity. You don't leave the sound effect for a new email message on, do you?

    1. Re:You can turn that stuff off by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, how is this even a story? Before I had good notification tools, anything that popped up something useless got deleted. Now that there are decent notification and permissions tools in Android, I just lock everything down as needed. Other than Google Play services, which cause apps to throw all sorts of weird errors when you don't allow it access to your mic, location, and body sensors, most apps fail gracefully when not allowed access to a resource.

      --
      Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
    2. Re:You can turn that stuff off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we started letting obvious tech blog shills spam Slashdot with stories. e.g. Miranda Katz who works for Wired. There are at least a dozen of these users, if you look at a some of these users they even upvote stories submitted by other shills from their sites.

      There are also a ton of sites blatantly spamming submissions anonymously, it shouldn't take a genius to realize when a site like say bleepingcomputer.com is has a story submitted every day by an anonymous user that it may not be legitimate.

    3. Re:You can turn that stuff off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do, but it is not a very intrusive sound (says the guy with impaired hearing, me...), and the "junk" email accounts for eletter and discussion threads for articles is set to update every 2 hours, so I get the little update dings every couple hours, and get to them when I feel like it. However, the "personal" accounts, 1 Gmail, 1 Outlook, do operate on push basis, but I have moved most such of interest to me to Outlook, so Gmail is quiet most of the time now.
      A few apps for news and weather are the only others that ding my phone, and that works for my needs.

      It does take occasional tweaking of settings to manage, but that is the cost of the perceived benefit. YMMV
      --
      RO

  9. to hell with everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Smartphones are making me HATE technology, and humans in general.

    1. Re:to hell with everyone by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 0

      PFFFT! Newbie.

      --
      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
  10. So don't use those apps by bluegutang · · Score: 2

    Nobody's making you use the Facebook app. You can just as well go to the Facebook webpage in your web browser. (A tip: messaging works from the mobile browser if you go to mbasic.facebook.com) I presume the same is true with most other apps, like Yelp or Reddit, which have web pages. Not only is this better for your sanity, but it minimizes the prying these companies can do into your private information.

    1. Re:So don't use those apps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem I have is the apps that have started giving me pointless notifications as of late. Not google maps, I don't want to leave feedback about my experience at the grocery store to help others. No google maps, this restaurant really doesn't have any interesting photo ops, it's in the middle of a strip mall.

  11. "Becoming"? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

    The vast majority of push notifications were useless and annoying from the very beginning. That's why I disable all of them by default.

    1. Re:"Becoming"? by Desler · · Score: 1

      Same as my experience. They were never useful.

  12. Sigh by ledow · · Score: 3, Informative

    Android phone.

    Hold on the notification.
    Block all notifications.
    Never hear from that program again.

    I haven't yet allowed one app except those that actually NEED to inform me (e.g. a mail app) and even there, I paid for TouchDown so I could put on working-hours to turn off work-email notifications when I just don't care about them (i.e. outside of work days/hours) - maybe the default mail app does it now, but it didn't years ago when I bought TouchDown.

    And if a program doesn't allow me to fine-tune notifications so I get spammed with "product updates" when all I want is the message my friend sent me? I just uninstall the app and - usually - use their website instead.

    In the same way that the telephone is the rudest device known to man (ANSWER ME NOW, ANSWER ME NOW, I'M GOING TO KEEP RINGING, ANSWER ME NOW), notifications are the spam of the modern era.

    Turn them off. How to do so on an iPhone/iPad? Don't ask me but surely there's a was as simple as the above.

    "UNWANTED NOTIFICATION!" - hold finger on it, say "Fuck off" (purely for frustration venting), turn off app's permission to ever post a notification again.

    Oh, and stop installing dozens of apps for unnecessary shit that you could just use the website (again - same thing, never allowed a "desktop notification" in my life on a browser).

    1. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure you can't turn off notifications on iOS, because the phone isn't yours, it's Apple's. And Apple wants to be able to sell you shit and make you pay attention to the phone. At least, I've never found a way to turn them off on iOS. It's one of the reasons I don't have an iPhone.

    2. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only have 1 app other than my mail/text apps that is allowed to push notifications. Everything else is denied that ability. I also revoke Location & a few other permissions from most every app, unless I need to use part of the app that requires it.

    3. Re:Sigh by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      This is false. iOS allows you to disable notifications... in fact the "settings" menu is not allowed inside of apps... it's always contained within the iOS settings menu, so the app maker can't deny you the ability to control it.

      --
      Which has more power: the hammer, or the anvil?
    4. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? How? Because long pressing notifications doesn't do anything (well, different from just tapping), notifications aren't listed in the "per app" settings, and there's nothing in the general settings related to notifications AT ALL. Face it, Apple doesn't care about their users, they only care about their revenue.

    5. Re:Sigh by Desler · · Score: 1

      This isn't even good trolling. There's an entire settings page to disable any and all notifications for each installed app.

    6. Re:Sigh by Desler · · Score: 1

      There's no settings page for notifications? lolwut? Notification Center has been around since iOS 5 released 6 years ago.

      0/10 on the troll. Try harder.

    7. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet this entire article is about how difficult it is to turn off notifications in iOS and you still can't tell me where you're supposed to do this. And Notification Center is just where iOS dumps all the notifications after it's annoyed you with them, you can't turn them off from there. Trust me, I've tried.

    8. Re:Sigh by Desler · · Score: 1

      How is difficult? You click Settings->Notifications. Scroll to app, tap it, swipe Allow notifications to the left to disable. It takes a whopping 5 seconds. I'm sorry that you're functionally retarded but even my 4 year old nephew can and has done it.

    9. Re:Sigh by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Huh? Go to Settings. One of the top items (the top one after the block of device settings) is Notifications. Click on it. You are presented with a list of apps. Click on the app. At the top, there is a global toggle to allow notifications. If it's turned on, then you have more options underneath to control where notifications are shown. Control of notifications is centralised, so it's easy to go down the list and disable them for all apps except the ones that you actually want. On top of that, apps are never given the permission to display notifications by default: the first time that they try, you will be prompted to allow them. You only need to go via the settings screen if you want to change your mind later.

      Face it, Apple doesn't care about their users, they only care about their revenue.

      The same is true of Google. The difference is that Google gets all of its revenue from ads, whereas Apple gets most of theirs from people buying the devices, so they'll make money from you even if you never run any apps that run annoying popups, whereas Google has a big financial incentive to make it difficult for you to avoid seeing ads.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
  13. And it's not the gun that's the problem... by gti_guy · · Score: 1

    And it's not the gun that's the problem...It's all those bullets whizzing every which way.

  14. "Do you want to authorize push notifications?" by cyn1c77 · · Score: 2

    Just click no. Problem solved!

    No one is making you accept the push notifications. In most cases, the user is explicitly allowing them at each app install. Most users are just horrible sysadmins.

    I only get push notifications from my email and calendar and it works for me.

  15. So turn them off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't allow any push notifications at all. Life is wonderful. I don't care what their marketing people have to say.

  16. Weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just disable notifications for apps that annoy me. I don't have this philosophical crisis.

  17. Re: First! disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    my rotary phone does not push does not pull

  18. Only LUDDITES use push notifications. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Modern app appers use app appifications!

    Apps!

  19. Got that right... by Bodhammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bill Nye - "Useless and Annoying" - Fo' sure!. Alton Brown is a better scientist than he is.

    This guy was a douche in Seattle 20 years ago and now he a useless tool nationwide. ESAD!

    --
    "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
  20. What happened to Wired? by JohnFen · · Score: 0

    I haven't been there in a long time, so maybe this is old stuff, but whatever they did with their layout is awful, and renders the site essentially unreadable for me.

  21. What do you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When every site you go to wants you to subscribe to notifications for whatever stupid reason?

    1. Re:What do you expect? by green1 · · Score: 2

      There's a "deny" button for a reason.

      Though I've never figured out why they bothered to include an "allow" button...

  22. Then them off by tk77 · · Score: 1

    Simple. Turn off app notifications.

    Maybe if you don't have your phone beeping and buzzing at you ever time someone posts about their latest starbucks latte purchase you will pay more attention to the world around you and look up more often.

  23. So who's smart phone is it? by m0gely · · Score: 1

    Sounds like your phone belongs to everyone else. It's easy to run through your apps and disable notifications. I have notifications enabled for phone calls and text messages. That's mostly it, with few other allowances for Google Maps or my financial apps. The only annoyances are apps that don't let you fine tune which notifications you get from within the app. I like to know when a payment is required, but not when new services are being offered.

  24. Privacy Implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Most of those apps don't seem to care that much if what they're notifying you about is actually useful to you. I know it's anecdotal, but rarely do I get a notification from Facebook about a friend's activity that actually matters to me. Instead, they're interested in maximizing the amount of time you spend with their app open, so they can track more of your activity and serve up more advertising to you.

    I remember when Facebook created the news feed about ten years ago. People denounced it as creepy and many said they were considering deleting their accounts. Most of them didn't do it, and Facebook has proceeded to get worse. Instead of stopping at a chronological list of activity by friends and followed accounts, they now serve up push notifications. That means that, absent sufficient privacy settings, your activity could be pushed out to people you're not friends with because one of your friends commented on it or liked it. Over time, people's expectations of privacy have continually been rolled back. Facebook has a history of removing privacy invading features (like making some profile information public) in response to outrage, then implementing them again a few months later once the outrage has subsided.

    Just yesterday, I saw a commercial from Match promoting a new feature that allows people to see what other Match members have been nearby recently. That seems incredibly creepy because it potentially exposes people's locations to complete strangers. And in this case, it actually defeats the supposed purpose of Match. They're supposed to use profile information to try to find people who are most likely to be compatible with them. However, being in proximity to someone has nothing to do with being compatible. It does, however, increase the amount of time that people have the app open, even if it's creepy and not especially useful. However, as long as people don't delete their accounts, privacy will continue to be rolled back. Eventually this will become the norm and people will accept it unless they take substantial actions to protect their privacy.

  25. Water still wet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gravity still makes things fall down.
    Air still required to live.
    People with the ability to advertise to you still doing that even if you're not interested.

    I am unimpressed with this as news.

  26. Notification block by samwichse · · Score: 2

    That's why I use the built-in notification blocker in Android.

    There are very few apps that I actually want to see notifications from. Like Fallout Shelter "A deal on..." BLOCKED. Tapatalk "Blank has just posted in..." BLOCKED. Heck, my file manager decided to pop up a push notification for some garbage BLOCKED.

    Do that a and your troubles will melt away. I get notifications for my gmail account, not my other two accounts. I get notifications for text and Hangouts, but nothing from FB, etc.

    People that complain about too much push are probably too lazy to be bothered or don't know if you swipe the notification sideways partially on Android, you can click the little gear that appears and block or silence notifications from that app.

    I'm sure iPhones have a way to deal with this, too.

  27. Only Install Apps One Really Needs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Helps to only install apps one really needs. Most free apps are adware with unwanted extras. Limiting permissions can help, but not much unless the app requires nearly none.

    Also, every app is a potential time-bomb waiting to happen. A seemingly legit, stable app today can become something else after an update. While setting updates to manual may help provide time to vet, and limit updates, it's not fool-proof. Some apps may silently update their own code internally without downloading an update.

    1. Re:Only Install Apps One Really Needs. by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Some apps may silently update their own code internally without downloading an update.

      They have to get that update from somewhere, though. That's one of the reasons why I recommend rooting your phone and installing a firewall. My phone blocks all app traffic, both inbound and out, unless I specifically allow it to happen. This helps to prevent spying, telemetry and sneaky updating.

  28. Simple solution by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    Apps, on iOS at least, need to get permission before they can send you push notifications. I only grant permission to apps that I actually want to get push notifications from. No game would ever need it, but mail, twitter, etc? Sure, they can have it.

  29. Complaining vs. doing by QuietLagoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I get zero push notifications from apps. Zero. None. It was not that difficult to turn them all off. You probably could have done it in the same amount of time you took to write about them. Just another instance of complaining vs doing.

    1. Re:Complaining vs. doing by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Yup a first-world-problemist

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
  30. If only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only it was as easy to suppress annoying and useless articles on /. as it is on a phone, none of us would be rolling are eyes at this article right now. Wired Magazine: it's still 2007, right?

  31. Pro tip: by Nick · · Score: 1

    Disable notifications in your apps. Most apps work fine in the mobile browser unless they force you to use the app in which case I no longer use the site/app (looking at you, Yelp) Also, battery saver mode is a quick way to make the phone quit update checks that lead to push notifications, I almost always have it on when I'm not at home.

    --
    Fuck Ajit Pai
  32. Tech really does make peoplw stupid. by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

    Push notifications are ruining my life. Yours too, I bet.

    You lose your bet. I don't give the apps permission to send push notifications. It's really that simple.

    1. Re:Tech really does make peoplw stupid. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention a bit dramatic.. If random apps are even remotely capable of damage approaching ruination of one's life: Something is amiss.

  33. Turn them off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first thing I do is turn them off at the OS level, with very few exceptions. New app? If I forget, it reminds me to turn them off! No worries about finding it in the preferences of the installed software, the OS is always in the same place.

    Almost every other comment here says the same thing. Are there actually people that need to read this? Is it not that obvious?

  34. In addition to fixing notifications... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Turn off background refresh for 90% of your apps. My data usage dropped from 2GB per month (my data cap) to 1GB. A lot of apps don't need to be on cellular when I'm away from my home wifi network.

  35. Uhh, turn it off. by mt2mb4me · · Score: 2

    I control my phone so that I only get Buzz'd or Dinged when someone is trying to directly contact me. I use a different tone for e-mail, so I don't reach for spam messages. But every time an app buzzes my phone, I hold down the notification, and disable them. There are only a few I cannot be turned off (I am looking at YOU SAMSUNG PAY) aside from that, the only noises are ones that are "urgent". My phone is for my convenience. It is not convenient to look at my phone to find baloney. Just turn it them all off.

  36. Re: First! disabled by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    my rotary phone does not push does not pull

    And if you have a modern smart phone, Einstein.....you can switch the permissions to annoy you with push notifications OFF.

    In fact, pretty much every app I've ever installed right off to bat, asked if I would allow push permissions, to which I clicked NO....

    How did the guy that submitted this story MISS such a trivial thing...?

    --
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
  37. Just delete them by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    After the invention of micro payments, I don't play games anymore on my phone or tablet as they have destroyed the gameplay. So I don't install many "app" these days.

    But when an app pulls a stunt like that, I either block it or delete it. Endomondo started sending me a notification every Saturday morning that I should check how my week went in terms of exercise. I use that app so after it had done that twice, it lost it's privilege to interrupt me.

    I noticed that Facebook and Twitter wanted to train me to check them out all the time, so if it hadn't used the app in 48 hours, they would ping me with a "[someone] posted [something]". What people had posted, wasn't directed at me or I wasn't even tagged, so they got blocked. I have since then deleted those accounts all tougher since their usefulness as a messaging system were negated by the fact that turning that off also meant that I wouldn't get messages that was directed to me.

    Finally my phone has been cleansed of many games that I once played but had forgotten about. Apparently they had embraced the micro payment world and had new features bolted on. The first time they ping me, they promptly get deleted.

  38. OP Chooses to ruin his own productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then blames the phone for it. Even if you get notices for all sorts of things, if you care about your productivity it takes a glance to determine if the notice matters at all to you. If it doesn't, right back to work. If it does, see what it's about, close the phone, back to work. This concept that if the phone demands your attention you are forced to step away from whatever you are doing for hours at a time is something that just baffles me, yet it's so pervasive that I get weird looks when my phone buzzes and I ignore it during a face-to-face conversation.

    It's OK. The phone won't gets its feelings hurt if you ignore it. And guess what? Those notices will remain on the screen until you have a moment to view them. I have yet to get any notices, outside of human contact notices (wife texts saying she has a flat or something) that are time critical. Learn to manage your phone instead of letting your phone manage you. It really isn't that difficult.

  39. Reminds me of a Tamil proverb by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    "Why do you pick a garden gecko, [going about its business not bothering you at all] and put it inside your loin cloth and complain that it is scratching and biting [your balls out]?" (In Tamil it has a nice cadence and rhyming words)

    Think about this before installing random apps in your phone and give it all sorts of permissions.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
  40. Not a problem by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    This isn't a real problem. Just don't turn it on. Issue avoided.

  41. Stopping signing up for stupid shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If/when you sign up to 100 different services, most of which are useless to you from a 'notification' point of view (like you 'need to know about a hot new business'?) what do you expect? Delete the app or turn that shit off, take control of your life, don't expect some semi-automated, likely totally unintelligent 'AI' to run your life for you.

  42. The OP is clearly an iPhone user by mimino · · Score: 1

    Those began to wake up and see their favourite platform is lacking at best.

  43. Re: First! disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously some people allow push, out of curiosity, and then regret. You dingus.

  44. Why do people install these stupid apps? by Kludge · · Score: 3

    Yelp app? WTF? Are you serious? Why would anyone install such a thing on his computer? (Yes, your phone is a computer.)
    If I want to find a restaurant, I just open my web browser, type "ye", it fills the rest, and I am at the yelp web site where I can search for restaurants all I want.
    I do not want your crappy app.

    1. Re:Why do people install these stupid apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yelp won't show all reviews on a phone. They essentially force you to use the mobile crApp if you want to read more than just two reviews.

    2. Re:Why do people install these stupid apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just open my web browser, type "ye", it fills the rest

      All I get is "yee meme for 10 hours", this does not help me find a restaurant.

    3. Re:Why do people install these stupid apps? by green1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Then tell their site that you're using a computer instead of a phone.

      Having my phone's browser claim to be on a computer instead of a phone has actually made the web usable again. It's gotten rid of all the horrible "mobile optimized" websites (Slashdot being among them), it's gotten rid of all the pop-up prompts to download the app for each website (I don't need your app to view your webpage, I have a browser for that! 90% of all apps seem to just be browsers pointing to specific webpages) And it allows me to see all the content on sites instead of just a small fraction of it.

    4. Re:Why do people install these stupid apps? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Why search on yep. Search your favorite mapping app for restrauants stores etc. not only will it pull up reviews but you can see where they are in relation to your location which is far more useful.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    5. Re:Why do people install these stupid apps? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Having my phone's browser claim to be on a computer instead of a phone has actually made the web usable again.

      Yes, this! I'm surprised that not everyone does this out of habit at this point.

    6. Re:Why do people install these stupid apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, certain platforms are locked down so you can't do this. I would suggest a phone made by a company that's not named after a fruit.

  45. Better solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He're a better solution, since you're such a fucking idiot. Put your phone in a table-vice and crank it down until it's nothing but powder; repeat with your balls.

  46. Useful vs Promotional Notifications by timmyf2371 · · Score: 2

    There's a lot of comments recommending that users disable notifications for apps. Unfortunately, this is a rather simplistic way of looking at it.

    I became particularly frustrated with the ASDA groceries app (ASDA is a supermarket chain in the UK, owned by Walmart). They send push notifications to advise on order status, expected delivery time, etc. However, they also send push notifications simply to advise that xyz product is discounted this week.

    Very happy to receive the first kind of notification, not so happy to receive the promotional messages. There is no way to select the type of notifications that I'm happy to receive (confirmed with ASDA directly).

    Companies aren't allowed to adopt an all-or-nothing approach with text messages or emails or even phone calls / letters (data protection laws in UK/Europe). I'm honestly not sure of the legal position around in-app notifications, but it's certainly frustrating that many organisations don't allow users to filter the types of notifications sent.

    --

    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
    1. Re:Useful vs Promotional Notifications by green1 · · Score: 1

      I'll admit there are several of these types of apps out there that do this, and I definitely blame the developers for being stupid. But I also happily disable their notifications when they do.

      I'm pretty forgiving, I'll let most apps have notification permission, until they abuse it, then it's gone. If I find their notifications to improve my life, they stay. In this case, I'd recommend disabling the notifications, and considering whether a competing supermarket is willing to respect you more than ASDA does. If so, vote with your wallet and go to the supermarket that's willing to treat you better.

    2. Re:Useful vs Promotional Notifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a dedicated email address I use for on-line orders so that when an order status changes I get an email instead of an interruption. If I'm anxiously awaiting something, I can turn on notifications for new emails, then it's just a click to see what it is and later I can turn the notifications off again too.

  47. Protip #3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Realize that if your phone dies or explodes, your money still exists! That's because your money (physical and virtual) isn't actually physically in your phone. I know!!!!

    If your phone explodes, you can still access your money via an ATM, going to the actual bank, connecting to the banks website via computer or smashing your piggy bank.

  48. thats a fact Jack!!! by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    after a year of owning a smartphone i am ready to go back to a dumbphone that cant not do anything other than phone calls & text and voice mail, i refuse to allow applications from the google playstore turn my phone in to a god damned advertising platform, i just dont install anything on it anymore, i wiped off all third party apps except for just a few that play nice, and when this phone craps out i am going back to a dumbphone (*no more smartphones)

    --
    Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
    1. Re:thats a fact Jack!!! by sanf780 · · Score: 2

      People see me as the odd one that worries about the power of Facebook, that does not have WhatsApp installed, that does not see the point of Twitter when we have RSS... I wish you luck in your future dumbphone aka feature phone live! I heard the Nokia 3310 did a came back, in case you are interested.

    2. Re:thats a fact Jack!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is an idea, but personally I would miss some "smart" functions, such as the map/navigation (no, not Google Maps), VoIP calls, browser/mail and others.

      You can also buy a smartphone that has good custom ROM support (Moto G series for example).
      Install the ROM, and don't install the Google mothership communication suite.
      Use only open source apps, or other well behaving apps (but oss is generally the most nonsense-free), for example using the F-Droid appstore.
      Install Afwall+ to block unwanted network traffic, just in case some app turns out to be shit.
      Done!
      (Yes, this setup is limited, but to remind you, I'm suggesting an alternative to a dumbphone).

      There are also people complaining about smartphones having terrible battery life, who therefore consider dumbphones.
      If you are like that, try disabling wifi/data/bt/gps. Which are battery-sucking functions your dumbphone "back in the day" didn't even have as an option.
      Without those extra radios, you can go weeks in standby.
      Ok this is all a bit too offtopic, sorry, but I'm just happy with my neutered smartphone.

    3. Re:thats a fact Jack!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep I think this 3310 will sell like mad, although overpriced.

      Loving my dumbphone but some of its features are useless : bluetooth not good enough for bluetooth speakers (I don't care about ear piece with microphone, I'm not a secret agent stalking people who witnessed extra-terrestrials), USB and SD : great but almost useless at USB 1.1 speed.

      "real" bluetooth, USB 2.0 and perhaps usable mp3 (ogg) etc. player would be great.

  49. My life isn't ruined by farble1670 · · Score: 0

    Push notifications are ruining my life. Yours too, I bet.

    Nope, not mine. If you install a bunch of garbage apps what do you expect?

    At least on Android (probably iOS too) you can silence notifications from any app. Why are we talking about this?

  50. Re: First! disabled by farble1670 · · Score: 2

    ... and then aren't able to turn it off again, and then write an article about it? Sure, makes sense.

    Clickbait anyone?

  51. First world problems by sanf780 · · Score: 1

    Slow down and move to the south. Stress can kill you, you know!

  52. Good solution to wrong problem by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's a great solution if you are a smart user with a dumbphone. However, the problem we have here is a smartphone with a dumb user.

    1. Re: Good solution to wrong problem by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I am so stealing that.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
  53. You are missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are missing the point.

    The CONTENT of the popups are useless, not that people can't dismiss them.

    READ: Advertisements bring ZERO VALUE.

  54. Why we can't have nice things by blindseer · · Score: 2

    E-mail used to be very useful until people started to abuse it with unsolicited advertising. Now we see this with push notifications. If I get a weather app to give me notifications on severe weather in the area then I expect only that kind of notification. When it starts to give me notifications on sales for umbrellas and boots then the notifications become an annoyance instead of a useful tool.

    Turning off notifications doesn't help, because that means stopping the notifications I don't want as well as the ones I do. I've already seen a lot of posts mocking this since disabling them is a simple solution but it's not. I want control of what notifications I get and if the people making the push notifications cannot be honest about the notifications then they become meaningless.

    I want notifications for things *I* see as important. If *I* can't get that control then *YOU* (the person offering the notifications) can't use them at all. Not only do *YOU* not get to use them but you create the expectation that they will be abused by other people. Since *YOU* can't seem to control yourself then nobody gets to use it.

    It seems push notifications got killed even before people made them useful. Good job people, you threw the baby out with the bathwater, and then ran the baby over with a lawnmower.

    --
    I am armed because I am free. I am free because I am armed.
  55. Research produtivity in a SCIF :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should do a research paper on the productivity of modern workers in a regular environment vs government/military employees working in a classified office. One thing you should almost never find in a SCIF is a cellphone (rare exceptions exist) with all the distractions it can bring. Heck, in some you won't even find many computers able to reach the regular internet!

  56. Burnout.... by BlytheBowman · · Score: 1

    I love technology, I really do, but sometimes it makes me want to go back to using cassette tapes for music and actual physical books for reading so I don't have to deal with all the stupid ding dong crap they think they can push on me and seem to believe won't make me the least bit irritated. Silence is golden, too bad companies don't seem to realize that.

  57. Remove "Becoming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OP: Stop whinging. You signed up for it. Live with it. If you do not like it, DO NOT EFFING INSTALL said apps.

  58. The real takeaway from this? by Sable+Drakon · · Score: 1

    People are fucking morons with too much pointless shit on their devices. 5 years with a smartphone and I've never had problems with push notifications getting to be too much to deal with.

    --
    The Amarri pray for god, the Caldari pray for profit. the Gallente pray for peace, but the Minmatar pray their ships hol
  59. Agree! Self-inflicted ignorance here. by KWTm · · Score: 1

    I know, eh?
    Oh, btw, sometimes my phone rings. It's so annoying! I demand that they stop making these things that make sounds and annoy me!

    duhh....

    --
    404555974007725459910684486621289147856453481154 in hex is "You sank my Battleship?"
    [GPG key in journal]
  60. You're just NOW figuring this out...?!? by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    My first initiation with the Internet started at work in 1996. I installed one of those "push" apps not knowing at the time. It didn't stay on the computer very long - too disruptive. Pretty soon the company was remotely disabling them because the advertising traffic was racking up mileage (and $$$) on the network pipes. The experience was so unpleasant that I vowed never to install any "push" app on any device.

    --
    Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
  61. Internet Exploerer "Push" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of us are old enough to remember when Internet Explorer brought out "Push" technology and how it sucked. Seems to such even worse this time around.

  62. Re: First! disabled by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 1

    I have notifications for most apps off, but some dont allow fine tuning. Say you want to be notified of messages in some app but enabling that also allows them to notify you about their 15 other apps youre sure to love.

    --

    -- "of course thats just my opinion, I could be wrong." --Dennis Miller
  63. Re: First! disabled by KGIII · · Score: 1

    I kinda want to take the bet they offered in the summary. I don't even know where my phone is. I think I left it in the car. I don't tend to carry it with me. I have no apps other than what came with it. It does push email, I think.

    --
    "So long and thanks for all the fish."
  64. Re: First! disabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, "Becoming Increasingly Useless And Annoying" were exactly my thoughts on tech news, due to articles like this.

  65. Let Me Guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PointCast?

  66. Errrm ... I hate to break it to you pal ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    ... but from what I can tell they were already 100% annoying 99.9% of the time roughly 3 weeks into the first smartphone introducing them. I have only a few apps allowed to do this and even services that one would deem intelligent (like Google itself) pester me with stuff I'm not interested in - such as traffic and weather in a city 3000 Kilometers away that I left this morning.

    Bottom line: Not really news this tidbit.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  67. Like going to a supermarket by joh · · Score: 1

    and complaining about all the products that you don't want to buy.

    When an app gets on my nerves with notifications I just ground them. On my phone newly installed apps have to ask anyway if they should be allowed to throw notifications at me and the usual answer is no.

    Sorry for being sensible about that.

  68. Are you fucking stupid? by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    What. The. Shit. In the amount of time it took Joe Blow to write this, he could've turned them all off. Here's a life tip: when a useless app asks to send you pushes, DENY IT. Fuck.

    --
    Chewbacon
    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
    1. Re:Are you fucking stupid? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      You didn't read the article then, in which he tells you to turn off all your notifications except for phone, text messages and calendar, like he did.

      The summary is not a true reflection of what is in the article.

      --
      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
  69. Re: First! disabled by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't know about iphone, but for Android this is dead simple to do: Long press on the notification, tap block, tap done. The app still works as normal, just no notifications.

  70. Apps suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that most apps are useless wrappers around websites. It's simple: Don't install apps. I have maybe 5 apps on my phone. Everything else I need to do with the phone is accessed through the browser. Problem solved. If a website has a poor mobile experience and tells me to "download their app" instead I know it's just wanting to mine my data and annoy me. The solution is simple: Go to another website.

    I would honestly be fine if my phone only had one app: The browser. It can check the weather, translate to foreign languages, look up stock prices, open my gate, and find a place to eat.

    1. Re:Apps suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's one site (newspaper) which asks my desktop browser to enable web notifications when I visit it with javascript enabled.

  71. Unsubscribe! by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

    What's the big deal? About the third time that I get an unwanted and irrelevant push notification, I unsubscribe to that mailing list. It takes a while to whittle it all down, but it is possible to have your life back.

  72. Switch them off by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Switch them all off.

    The only notifications I get now are calendar reminders and messages sent directly to me, either via SMS or the few messaging apps I use. Every other notification is switched off completely. Yes, even e-mail and Facebook.

    It's the only way to stay sane.

    --
    Eat the rich.
  73. The smartphone, the modern world Tamagotchi by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    remember those little annoying things. The smartphone has taken it's place. "Reply to me", "watch me", "tell me this and that"

    --
    Atari rules... ermm... ruled.
    1. Re:The smartphone, the modern world Tamagotchi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my country there was a fatal car accident due to tamagotchi. Tamagotchi was attached with the car keys. It got whining and beeping because it was about to die. Panicked, the driver saved the tamagotchi and mowed down a pedestrian.

  74. Re: First! disabled by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    Surely there is no way anybody would actually click something when the summary is that stupid. That's what these new guys don't get.

  75. And sites that push their apps on you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently followed up with a job posting for a fairly senior position in Iowa that was listed on LinkedIn. For obvious reasons I don't apply for jobs from work computers but use a personal tablet. First, every time I access LinkedIn from my tablet it tries to get me to install the app.

    Then it turns out the job posting that was listed as an "Easy Apply" actually routed you through to ZipRecruiter. I've heard their ads but this is my first experience with them. You have to jump through multiple hoops to actually apply for a job. Turned out even though I thought I had applied, I really hadn't. I'd filled out the pages but two days later got an email "Are you going to actually apply?" which was a day after an email stating the company was no longer taking applications. Every page tried to push their app on me "so they could keep me informed of my progress and other opportunities".

    When I didn't take the app I got bombarded with emails. First email was "Hey we're checking our algorithm and matched you to this job, is it a good fit?" The job they matched me to was the one I applied to originally.

    Then I started getting emails from various other people "Hey, you matched this job" where the match wasn't to my skills or experience level, the only thing about the job was it was also in Iowa. So I've had to "unsubscribe" to multiple ZipRecruiter mailing lists to stop the emails.

    I can only imagine how intrusive their app must be if their email lists are that bad.

  76. user is idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    every app I install that does notifications I have to opt-in/agree to receive the notifications in the first place, AFAIK the only apps that are come with notifications turned on are the stock ones that you'd expect, text msgs app, email app, etc.

  77. Re: First! disabled by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    There are plenty other wrong things with apps.

    I killed with fire recently Youtube (in FF, I can kill youtube ads by ad blocker, in the app I can't), Linkedin. I would have killed all Amazon apps but it seems that they have been pre-installed. Everything that has a website needs to go. All the small conveniences they do are not worth it.

    There are exceptions though. My bank app is actually quite good.

    --
    I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.
  78. You Don't Have To Turn Them On by WankerWeasel · · Score: 1

    Is the author aware that when the little popup appears the first time you run an app and asks if you'd like to allow notifications from the app, you don't have to accept that, right? Only a small number of my apps are allowed to send push notifications. A messaging app? Sure. A game? Nope.

  79. Turn them off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus Christ it takes a few seconds to turn them off dude!

  80. Glad for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was timely for me because up until the last say week or so, I had not been getting enough notifications to bother, but now they have crossed the line with me = OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
    I just went through and disabled a bunch of them.

  81. 3 steps by blibbo · · Score: 1

    Step one: Find the in-app option to turn off push notifications.

    Step two: Not there? Leave a one star review in the app/play store, stating the reason.

    Step three: Disable push notifications for the app in the Android/iPhone OS.

    PS. The lowest scum of the earth apps will remind you every time you start them "your push notification settings seem to be turned off".
    Viber (what's-app-type messaging app, popular in some countries): you suck. The sooner you die and my friends and family stop using you the better.

  82. Social Media Dropout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Become a social media dropout like me - your notifications will most likely drop and life will be much simpler and happier - at least it has for me :) Not sure if this is an option for most millennials, they are hard-wired for this type of constant distraction in life.