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Behind the Hype of 'Lab-Grown' Meat (gizmodo.com)

In an exclusive report via Gizmodo, Ryan F. Mandelbaum discusses the hype surrounding "lab-grown" meat: Some folks have big plans for your future. They want you -- a burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American -- to buy their burgers and nuggets grown from stem cells. One day, meat eaters and vegans might even share their hypothetical burger. That burger will be delicious, environmentally friendly, and be indistinguishable from a regular burger. And they assure you the meat will be real meat, just not ground from slaughtered animals. That future is on the minds of a cadre of Silicon Valley startup founders and at least one nonprofit in the world of cultured meat. Some are sure it will heal the environmental woes caused by American agriculture while protecting the welfare of farm animals. But these future foods' promises are hypothetical, with many claims based on a futurist optimism in line with Silicon Valley's startup culture. Cultured meat is still in its research and development phase and must overcome massive hurdles before hitting market. A consumer-ready product does not yet exist and its progress is heavily shrouded by intellectual property claims and sensationalist press. Today, cultured meat is a lot of hype and no consumer product.

"Much of what happens in the world of cultured meat is done for the sake of PR," Ben Wurgaft, an MIT-based post-doctoral researcher writing a book on cultured meat, told Gizmodo. Wurgaft finds it hard to believe many predictions about cultured meat's future, including the promise of an FDA-approved consumer product within a year. The truth is that only a few successful prototypes have yet been shown to the public, including a NASA-funded goldfish-based protein in the early 2000s, and a steak grown from frog cells in 2003 for an art exhibit. More have come recently: Mark Post unveiled a $330,000 cultured burger in 2013, startup Memphis Meats has produced cultured meatballs and poultry last and this year, and Hampton Creek plans to have a product reveal dinner by the end of the year.

342 comments

  1. Early Adoption Costs by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When have the initial versions of a product not been hard to produce, expensive and limited?

    "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers"

    1. Re:Early Adoption Costs by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      When have the initial versions of a product not been hard to produce, expensive and limited?

      Pet Rock.

  2. As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still wouldn't eat this and I don't know any other vegans that would.

    1. Re:As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd depend on their reason for being vegan.

    2. Re: As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's because vegans don't get enough protein for their brains to work properly, innit.

    3. Re:As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to question your reasons for being vegan, are you simply fussy and don't like meat? Nothing wrong with that but I can't see any other reasonable objection to lab grown meat assuming it really is the same nutritionally as the meat we currently get. It's a given that vegans find it very hard to get many of the essential fats, minerals and vitamins that meat eaters get from meat so nutritionally I can't see a reason to not eat it.

    4. Re:As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally, add to that and the fact that all the nonsense about "healthy" non-dairy spreads which have now been shown to be about the worst thing you can put on your toast and I can't see a nutritional argument for avoiding animal products full stop. If we can start making a humane version of milk then the ethics of being a vegan no longer need to apply.

    5. Re:As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, don't mention veganism on slashdot. You're just going to be met with chest-beating. Second, I reckon the concept of "real non-meat" is a win for vegans too, even if they don't eat it themselves.

    6. Re:As a vegan by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      I know a handful of vegans who would. But No True Vegan would for sure

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    7. Re:As a vegan by oscode · · Score: 1

      Let's go along with non-dairy spreads being the worst thing you can put on your toast. Now consider that non-dairy spreads are between zero and very little of what vegans eat. How is that argument so convincing to you? A health conscious vegan has lots of other breakfast options.

    8. Re:As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are only vegan so they can boast about being vegan.

    9. Re:As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are only vegan so they can boast about being vegan

      That's odd, because I've observed the exact opposite. Everywhere I look, the people doing the most boasting (and chest-beating) are the ones "opposed" to veganism (as if one can be "opposed" to another person's free will). Same with organics and all-natural food -- the ones shouting the loudest and beating their chests the hardest aren't the ones who favor it, but rather the ones who "oppose" it.

    10. Re:As a vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I've never heard anyone boasting about opposing veganism. Most vegans don't boast about it either, but I have heard a boastful few.

    11. Re:As a vegan by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Any vegan who converted to that from being not just vegetarian, but non vegetarian as well, would. Particularly if the switch was made for ethical reasons i.e. not killing animals. It would be a lot easier to eat this knowing that no animals were harmed in the process

    12. Re:As a vegan by myowntrueself · · Score: 0

      I have to question your reasons for being vegan, are you simply fussy and don't like meat? Nothing wrong with that but I can't see any other reasonable objection to lab grown meat assuming it really is the same nutritionally as the meat we currently get. It's a given that vegans find it very hard to get many of the essential fats, minerals and vitamins that meat eaters get from meat so nutritionally I can't see a reason to not eat it.

      The thing with vegans is that they don't want other people to eat meat. Its not just a dietary discipline; its a political movement full of control freaks who want to tell everyone else what to eat.

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    13. Re:As a vegan by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      don't like meat? Nothing wrong with that

      This statement is incredibly false

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    14. Re:As a vegan by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      two words: virtue signaling.

    15. Re:As a vegan by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      Well, here in Brooklyn I know several people boasting about vegan. It really seems as if they think being vegan makes them a better person and certainly better than thee (if you're not vegan).

      I couldn't give a rat's a$$ about what you eat - but the moralizing and the proselytizing does bother me.

      Conversation with vegan:

      You: "Do you want to meet at Bar X?"
      Vegan: "Oh, Do they still serve BBQ there? < Insert "educational" remark about meat here > I won't go there if they do."
      You: "See ya." (And another person is lost to the vegan cult.)

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    16. Re:As a vegan by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Also a vegan. I would not eat it. If it could be made cheaply enough, it might be good for pet food.

      If other people would eat it, that would be better than what we have now.

      I am perfectly happy with current vegan foods.

    17. Re: As a vegan by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Cite your source?

    18. Re: As a vegan by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the other problems they have.

      * digestive problems
      * degenerating vision(common, but not endemic)
      * horrible body odor(common, but not endemic)
      * schizophrenia
      * seizures

      Literally every single vegan I have ever met has seizures fairly often.

  3. Veridian Dynamics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem with cultured meat - tastes like despair

  4. But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could just dump the meat. It's really not very good for you, certainly not in the quantities/balance with other foods found in the standard American diet. The idea that a vegan would choose to put that in their mouths is laughable.

    1. Re:But is it food. by mwvdlee · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Nobody cares about vegans.
      Meat in moderation is good and necessary for a well-balanced diet.
      The important question is if it has the same nutritional value and if normal humans would eat it.

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    2. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh, the meat-lover's propaganda stinks here...

      Nobody cares about vegans.

      Nice touch.

      Meat in moderation is good and necessary for a well-balanced diet.

      I.e. eating meat is necessary to not become a vegan?

      Or do you believe your own propaganda, and that 'well-balanced' was a genuine mistake - and you meant to use 'healthy' or 'nutritional' instead? It is fairly trivial to prove meat is not necessary for a healthy or nutritional diet (e.g. vegetarians aren't particularly sick).

    3. Re:But is it food. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I.e. eating meat is necessary to not become a vegan?

      I congratulate you on your straw man, straw man.

      (e.g. vegetarians aren't particularly sick).

      Vegetarian != vegan.

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    4. Re:But is it food. by Nutria · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Hilarious. You are scared of changing your diet, that's understandable. But meat is definitely NOT natural, and certainly isn't "good", care to show us some slaughterhouse footage that looks "good" to you? And meat isn't "necessary" for a "well-balanced diet" (whatever that means), because humans didn't evolve to eat meat!

      http://michaelbluejay.com/veg/natural.html

      Please rebut that if you can. Will you change your diet if you can't?

    6. Re:But is it food. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1, Insightful

      and necessary for a well-balanced diet.
      No it is not. You only need to get the amino acids your body can not not produce from "somewhere"
      It does not matter if that somewhere is a plant or meat. And yes: there are enough plants that produce/contain those proteins.

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    7. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I.e. eating meat is necessary to not become a vegan?

      What are you talking about? I can eat some honey and not be a vegan, I could buy a leather belt and not be a vegan. You could avoid eating meat and still not be a vegan. Veganism is more or less a belief system.

    8. Re:But is it food. by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You only need to get the amino acids your body can not not produce from "somewhere"

      You think that amino acids are the only thing in a well balanced diet ? How about taurine, creatine, heme iron, docosahexaenoic acid, cholecalciferol, carnosine and cobalamin, just to name a few things ? Which plants provide those ?

    9. Re:But is it food. by dwywit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course meat consumption is natural, or have you managed to change the dietary habits of some of the planet's apex predators? Try telling that to a shark. Make no mistake, your animal brothers would have no hesitation eating you given the right circumstances, and they *won't* treat you to a humane kill - they'll rip you to pieces.

      Why do we have some teeth adapted to tearing meat?

      Why do we have a gut that's ideal for an omnivorous diet?

      I could go on. We're omnivores.

      And, meat tastes great (that's "good"), and it has concentrated nutrients - many calories/protein/micronutrients in a small volume. Many vegetables taste great, too, and some have high-ish concentrations of nutrients - I like meat *and* veg, and enjoy both.

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    10. Re:But is it food. by dwywit · · Score: 1

      I like to quote those nutrients at vocal anti-carnivores and watch them squirm. "Supplements" they say. Expensive supplements.

      I even mentioned premarin to a vegan once and got a blank stare.

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    11. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you believe it's good for you? The evidence is pretty unanimously against you. Meat appears to be very good for you if you look at any recent reputable research (clue: don't look at studies by soya producers, not studies by meat producers). Maybe the quality and quantity of meat that people in the USA consume isn't so healthy but that's a separate issue. The levels of corn syrup and hydrogenated vegetable fats people in the USA consume is a far greater damaging factor to their health. Meat is easily the best source of complete protein, many essential fats, many micronutrients, some vitamins and maybe even other factors we've yet to discover (remember nutritional science is still in its infancy). Vegetables, fungi, fruit, nuts ect are all very important too so it's always about creating a healthy balance. It's very silly to give up a specific food source in the face of masses of scientific evidence documenting its benefits when the ethical and environmental arguments against it no longer apply.

    12. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I like meat *and* veg, and enjoy both.

      Apparently, this is not permitted. In the current dietary climate, your choices are to be vegan or to be a 120% pure carnivore who washes down raw steak (torn by hand, no utensils allowed) with a warm glass of fresh blood.

    13. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where will you get your protein from?.. Soy?
      http://www.thehealthyhomeecono...

      And the second part... Do you know how much energy (fuel for production/transport, production/transport of pesticides etc, irrigation) is required to produce 3000 calories in vegetables? Do you know how much energy is needed to produce enough of the required nutrients for one person... It's not the same.. Sure 3000 calories may be enough energy for a person, but there are loads of missing things in that diet.

      It's impossible, with current production, to sustain the earth's population on vegetarian diet without destroying the earth with co2 emissions etc. If we then factor in the amount of green's we need to grow to be able to match the dietary requirements the amount of green's we need to grow explodes..

      The point here is that sure you can get most of your energy from plant-life, but if you supplement that majority vegetable based diet with a bit of fish, meat, eggs and milk you can reduce the amount environmental effects that a pure, and fully healthy, vegan diet causes.

      I'm all for having lab-grown meat instead of the antibiotics-to-grow-fast-cow-meat-factory we have today.. But i prefer free-ranging animals because of taste and humane treatment of the animals, even if it would cost twice or three times as much..

    14. Re:But is it food. by arth1 · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is fairly trivial to prove meat is not necessary for a healthy or nutritional diet (e.g. vegetarians aren't particularly sick).

      No, that is not fairly easy to "prove".
      Vitamin B12, for example, is only sourced from animals. Vegetarians who care about their health tend to buy supplements or fortified foods, closing their eyes to the source.
      Similar for vitamin D, and to a lesser degree, vitamin A.
      Then there's the risk of iron or amino acid deficiency; pick one. The problem here is that the plants high in amino acids like nuts and legumes also inhibit iron absorption. So to get enough of both, you need to flip back and forth between vegetarian foods that provide iron and provide proteins, but not at the same time.
      Then there's the added risk of diabetes 2. When adjusted for overall lifestyle, vegetarians do eat a more carb rich diet. (The important here is "when adjusted for overall lifestyle" - overall, vegetarians have a lessened risk, but that's not due to the diet, but other lifestyle choices. But if you look at random people with the same calorie intake, alcohol intake and exercise level, the vegetarian is at higher risk.)

      A quick google showed me:

      - 50% of vegetarians and 80% of vegans have vitamin B12 deficiency
      - Vegetarians face a 40% higher risk of colorectal cancer
      - Vegetarians on average have a 5% lower bone-mineral density

      So, good luck with your fairly trivial proof.

      Unless vegans take the consequence of their choice by filing down their canines and premolars, I'm not sure they really believe in it.

    15. Re:But is it food. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      meat is definitely NOT natural

      The mind boggles.

    16. Re: But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Soy is such a healthy protein source... right...... Not sure i would like to feed my kids that over a balanced diet that i know includes everything needed...

      http://www.thehealthyhomeecono...

    17. Re: But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meatman.

    18. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious troll is obvious. Literally every natural animal on the planet is made out of meat. Also all of the meat-made animals that humans hunted to extinction. It is a natural fiber produced by biological process inside of organisms. It is hard to come up with something more natural than meat (sunlight? carbon?).

    19. Re: But is it food. by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I personally kill and process the vast majority of the meat that I eat. I eat a lot of meat, actually. This year, I'll even harvest a moose and a deer. They will be delicious.

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    20. Re: But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like saying people who drink water to hydrate themselves are lazy. Sure it's the easiest method of hydrating yourself but why would anyone be so lazy as to drink water when you can actually get water by eating loads of grass or other plants which contain water. I would like to be able to eat meat because it's healthy and I don't want to eat loads of over processed crap but I have an issue because of the ethical and environmental impact.

    21. Re: But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ron?

    22. Re: But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, except the part you're completely wrong about. Premarin, taurine, creatine, heme iron, docosahexaenoic acid, cholecalciferol, carnosine, cobalamin, and a few more things that are necessary for a balanced diet among children only exist in animals or supplements that are derived from animals. But hey, you got to call another group lazy and naive, that must have felt great.

    23. Re: But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't start. You know you made yourself look very silly last time you went on and on about vegetarians.

    24. Re:But is it food. by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      The AC's link addresses your questions. I can't speak to the accuracy of the claims there, but your questions are answered. e.g. many species such as chimpanzees which are almost completely vegan still have huge canines. Also claims we do not have an omnivore's gut, based on PH, intestine length, enzyme distribution. Interesting to take a look at, at least.

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    25. Re:But is it food. by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

      Of course, chimps are not 100% vegan, as they will eat meat when they can catch it. Which is rare (no pun intended). And of course termites and skin parasites picked off other troop members.

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    26. Re:But is it food. by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is you who buys into cultish propaganda.

    27. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddities of evolution and survival circumstance doesn't mean meat is good for you. Also just because it contains nutrients doesn't mean it's good for you either, see milk. I can fortify candy, but that won't make it good.

    28. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps most interestingly, chimpanzees will readily kill and consume several smaller primate species when they're able to catch them. -PCP

    29. Re:But is it food. by pots · · Score: 1

      The parent's link does address your criticisms. Not in a terribly convincing way, but you're not contradicting its claims here.

    30. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Why do we have some teeth adapted to tearing meat

      Well, those teeth are tool-teeth. Two sharpened 'spikes' that can be used for what ever you need them to do. From ripping the skin off an orange to penetrating meet. Speaking as a meat eater myself, let's not believe for a second that those two canine teeth are suited for ambushing another animal and biting it to death.

      Tool-teeth. Useful in many ways, like a folding pen knife... They are hardly war bayonets.

    31. Re:But is it food. by unixisc · · Score: 1

      If it's being synthetically grown, does it need to include all the fat? Reason meats are alleged to not be good is the excess fat, which is usually removed. In this case, since everything is being built from scratch, rather than nature building up something naturally, wouldn't the producers simply not produce that, as well as any carcinogens or cholesterol?

    32. Re:But is it food. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The b12 in vitamin supplements comes from bacteria, which are arguably animals.
      Also, those bacteria are grown in a culture medium. Made from animal byproducts.

      Vegans really shouldn't take those supplements and just let themselves die of b12 deficiency.

      Also they should probably eat their own poop, like gorillas do, to maximize the nutritional value they extract from their food.

      Oh and gorillas? Vegan diet? Well actually they don't remove all the insects from the plants they eat, which gives them a really good vitamin and protein supplement.

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    33. Re:But is it food. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      But meat is definitely NOT natural

      if meat isn't natural then it doesn't come from animals so surely its ok to eat it?

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    34. Re:But is it food. by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Why do we have some teeth adapted to tearing meat?

      Well, we can tell that a certain dumbass hasn't done any thinking, much less actual research: the answer, Oh-So-Not-Very-Bright One, is that we possess those teeth for the same reason that closed-related, fruit-eating primates have them. Dumbass.

    35. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taurine is not essential- in the sense that you produce your own from protein. You don't *have* to acquire it from meat (though that's easier)
      Creatine is not essential, you synthesize it from arginine, glycine, and methionine.
      heme iron - heme iron is more efficiently absorbed than non-heme iron but you can get sufficient iron from non-heme sources if you're eating right.
      DHA - Most of that in anyone's diet comes specifically from algae, it just gets concentrated in meat- so there are veg*n sources.
      cholecalciferol - Just stand in the sun. You can also get D2 from lichen.
      You can get carnosine the same way herbivores get it- via beta-alanine and histidine. In fact when you eat carnosine your body just breaks it down into those two amino acids.
      cobalamin - Cyanocoblamin, which can be converted in your body into any of the cobalamins, is made via bacterial fermentation.

      So several of those are possible to acquire via natural, unprocessed sources and a couple I'll admit are more easily sourced via supplementation but ultimately are obtainable without meat eating.

      FWIW its worth I'm not a vegan but I find these simplifications specious.

    36. Re:But is it food. by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      Meat is much better for you than /.

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    37. Re:But is it food. by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Vegans are delicious! They do smell terrible tho

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    38. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I could go on. We're omnivores.

      There's a lot of evidence that we're adapted to scavenging carrion, but that's not as sexy as being an apex predator is it?

      Enjoy your aged steak Alpha dude.

    39. Re:But is it food. by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Eh, the magic cow plant. Simples.

    40. Re:But is it food. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Just a bit of clarity:

      Vitamin B12 isn't sourced from animals, it's sourced from microbes (often the microbes with B12 that end up in meat are from feces from the slaughterhouse). The USADA, Health Canada and many other major health institutions recommend EVERYONE over 50 take a B12 supplement, not just vegans. Likely the age will drop, it's probably a good idea everyone take B12.

      Vitamin D isn't in most meat (mainly just organ meat), and it's added to cow's milk and other dairy products as a supplement. (Interestingly, the iodine in dairy is also remnants of the machinery cleaning process, and normally contains very little.)

      What are you even talking about? Amino acid deficiency - who's ever used that term? You mean protein? How do high protein foods inhibit iron absorption? I've never heard of that and nutrition has been a pretty serious part of my reading for over 20 years. It's well known that vegans and vegetarians have no problem getting enough protein if eating enough calories, and please don't bother with the 'protein combining' myth which was dispelled about as fast as it was conceived in the 70's.

      EVERYONE knows that eating carbs doesn't cause Type 2 diabetes. Once you have it, eating carbs can be a concern, but it's not the cause - animal protein is highly correlated. If you were correct, people who go vegan (or vegetarian) would have higher rates of diabetes, which they don't. Or high-carb consuming athletes like endurance cyclists or marathon runners. As a matter of fact, vegan diets are increasingly known to REVERSE Type 2 diabetes, and people typically reduce or even eliminates the need for insulin injections. This almost never happens with people consuming animal products, and almost inevitably move in the opposite direction with the condition worsening. It's really unfortunately this myth persists, as a lot of people suffer needlessly because of this.

      You know what's really good for you: fiber. ~97% of the US doesn't eat recommended amount of fiber. Sounds a lot more concerning an issue to me than the handful of people not getting enough 'amino acids', but it's not as 'sexy'.

      A quick Google search showed me:

      "Almost 40% of the U.S. population is deficient in vitamin B12 according to a recent study from Tufts University in Boston and a vast majority of them are completely unaware. They found 39 percent with plasma B12 levels in the "low normal" range - below 258 picomoles per liter (pmol/L)."

      So 79% of meat eaters are deficient or low in B12. Commonly we'll find it isn't the amount of B12 consumed, but that most people have absorption issues. Regardless, it's a well known fact that deficiency rates are similar among vegans, vegetarians, and meat eaters. At least most vegans are paying attention to their nutritional needs and try to rectify it. Just about every vegan organization will tell you to take B12, who ever hears that from any meat-eating entity? (Other than to ignorantly harass vegans?)

      Have you checked your B12 levels? After over 27yrs being vegan, I can tell you my levels are high. Same with iron. Cholesterol scores are of zero concern. On paper, I'm doing quite fine.

      Good luck with your canines - do you seriously think they would play ANY role in your killing and eating an animal? Seriously? Go ahead and try eating your next steak 'as nature intended' like every other meat-eater on the planet: raw and uncut. We'll see who has the protein deficiency before long. I'm sure your 'claws' will be helpful as well, and that high-acid saliva you have will help kill off the harmful or deadly microbes in the raw meat. Because you're just like every other carnivore, right? Oh yeah, and it will taste delicious and leave you wanting more.

      Why do people think they suddenly know about nutrition when a vegan walks in the room?? Wind your head in.. I welcome questions, but nonsense stated as fact is intolerable.

    41. Re:But is it food. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The parent claimed: you need meat
      Obviously I answered to the misconceptions of proteins in meat.

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    42. Re:But is it food. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Gorillas may be a better example. They do have MASSIVE canines and aren't known for eating meat.

    43. Re:But is it food. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      If you want to know which plants produce "How about taurine, creatine, heme iron, docosahexaenoic acid, cholecalciferol, carnosine and cobalamin, just to name a few things ?" google for it?
      And creatine btw. is produced by your body ... iron is in most plants, wow that was easy. The rest I don't know and don't care for: as I'm a meat/fish eater.

      Point is: you don't need meat. Probably a billion of people live without it (many hindu and buddhists are vegetarians)

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    44. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The intestinal tract of carnivores is roughly 3 times body length versus 12 times body length for herbivores.
      Guess how long the human intestinal tract is?

      Atherosclerosis only occurs in herbivores when eating/fed a diet in part consisting of animal flesh or secretions.
      A diet 100% composed of flesh will never result in atherosclerosis in those animals with short intestinal tracks.
      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1312295/

      Given we have a long intestinal tract and atherosclerosis (heart disease, stroke) is the number one killer in western meat-rich countries, it would seem the human body actually isn't designed to eat flesh.

      But yes, please go on, as you've suggested :-) Clearly you will present statistics showing those with diets (full or in-part) of flesh and excretions are healthier and live longer than those eating a plant based diet.

    45. Re:But is it food. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      What are you even talking about? Amino acid deficiency - who's ever used that term? You mean protein?

      The proteins are generally broken down into amino acids before absorbing, thus the proteins are in the food, but the deficiency is on amino acids.

      How do high protein foods inhibit iron absorption? I've never heard of that

      Nuts and legumes (beans, soy) are high in phytic acid, which reduces the absorption rate of iron and zink.

      If you were correct, people who go vegan (or vegetarian) would have higher rates of diabetes, which they don't.

      As I already said, that's because there's a correlation between being a veg*an and other lifestyle choices like more exercise and lower alcohol consumption. Corrected for that, a veg*an who exercises as little and drinks as much as the average individual gets diabetes more often.

    46. Re:But is it food. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 2

      Good grief..

      Taurine is a "conditional amino acid", and can be formed simply by consuming other amino acids, just like every other plant-eater.

      Creatine isn't essential in any shape, and most is formed within the body, but can be found in foods like cranberries if you really want to eat it. (Or in tubs at the grocery store. The amount in meat isn't very useful either.)

      Non-heme iron is absorbed as well, and heme iron isn't considered 'essential' by any means. (And only ~60% of the iron in flesh is heme iron.)

      DHA isn't considered an essential nutrient, and in normal people is formed from actual essential fatty acids (your Omega 3's, 6's and 9's, which are all easily found in plants). But if you want to eat it, it comes from the same place as fish get it: algae. (Fish don't magically create it, they eat smaller fish who ate smaller fish who ate algae.)

      Cholecalciferol (Vit D3) supplements are now made from lichen, mushrooms and other non-animal sources, and ergocalciferol (Vit D2) works just fine, and is also from non-animal sources. Or just get off your computer and spend some time outside in the sun.

      Like nearly all the above, there is no nutritional requirement for carnosine, and is formed in the body by eating plants.

      B12 isn't 'provided by meat', it's provided by microbes. Do a Google search, you'll find 79% of the US population is deficient or low in B12. USADA, Health Canada and other major health orgs recommend EVERYONE over the age of 50 take a B12 supplement (and I bet you the age will drop). So meat isn't a reliable source either (and you won't want it either considering how much of the B12 in meat comes from fecal matter.) I'll stick to my weekly supplement, thanks.

      Here's an interesting stat: ~97% of the US population is deficient in fiber. Which meats provide that? A surprising number of Americans are deficient in Vitamin C - which meats do you find that in?

      Good job throwing around a bunch of fancy terms, but you're not being at all reasonable.

    47. Re:But is it food. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I like meat *and* veg, and enjoy both.

      Apparently, this is not permitted. In the current dietary climate, your choices are to be vegan or to be a 120% pure carnivore who washes down raw steak (torn by hand, no utensils allowed) with a warm glass of fresh blood.

      While saying "Bleh bleh bleh."

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    48. Re:But is it food. by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I have some sharp pointy teeth designed for grabbing and tearing flesh. Meat also tastes good. I'm supposed to eat meat.

    49. Re:But is it food. by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Chimps are not vegan, lol. They even eat eachother's babies.

    50. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      Vegans have significantly lower rates of diabetes in all of the recent large-scale, long-term studies (even after adjustments for lifestyle, income, ethnicity, gender, location, etc). Type 2 diabetes is caused by a buildup of excess fat, primarily in muscle cells, which inhibit the regulation of insulin. A high-fiber, low-fat, low-refined sugar diet is the best solution. This is why you see such high rates of diabetes among atkins (AKA low-carb, keto, etc) diet practitioners.

    51. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are full of shit. I've been a vegetarian for over a decade and never had to go out of my way to supplement anything. Large populations throughout history have subsisted on entirely vegetarian diets.

      You might be thinking of vegans, but even then I'm not sure your claims hold any water.

    52. Re:But is it food. by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Of course meat consumption is natural, or have you managed to change the dietary habits of some of the planet's apex predators?

      Murder and rape are natural. Science and engineering are unnatural.

      I believe we can aspire to something better than raw, brutish nature.

    53. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      We have no specific biological adaptations to eating meat. Our teeth are those of herbivores, and our digestive system is that of a frugivore. Based on dental calculus analysis and corprolite data, our ancestors ate shit-loads of plants.

    54. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      Meat obviously isn't the solution, when 39% of all Americans are B12 deficient. Americans have nearly the highest per-capita consumption of animal products in world. Everyone should supplement B12.

      We evolved to get all of the B12 we needed from fresh water but with the advent of water treatment, we lost that source. 1.2ml of water from certain ponds is enough to meet our daily requirements, and 1 liter from almost any fresh water source more than exceeds our needs. Don't drink pond water unless you enjoy dysentery though—vegans need to supplement B12, as do meat eaters.

    55. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      Nearly all mammals have canine teeth, and the largest belong to a true herbivore, the Hippo.

    56. Re:But is it food. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      B12 isn't 'provided by meat', it's provided by microbes

      Yes, that's well known, but irrelevant. There's B12 in meat. There's no B12 in plants. The protein in a steak is also provided by microbes.

      And I'm aware that most of the things I mentioned can be made in the body. For instance, you can make your own D3 by sitting in the sun. But at northern latitudes, there isn't enough sun in the winter months, so you can risk a D3 shortage. Eating meat helps provide deficiencies.

      Another example is amino acid lysine, which is mostly found in connective tissue. It's not on the list of essential amino acids, but without dietary intake, you may not have enough of it, because our rate of synthesis is too low.

      But if you want to eat it, it comes from the same place as fish get it: algae

      And how many vegans eat algae ? My point is not that it's impossible to find substitutes. The point is that meat provides an easy access to a whole bunch of nutrients that would take a serious effort to collect in a plant based diet. People following a lazy vegan diet risk serious deficiencies.

      Vitamin C - which meats do you find that in?

      I'm not advocating a meat-only diet.

    57. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      You body produces 100% of the creatine you require. Your body makes Taurine too. It's synthesized from any complete protein, such as soy. Heme iron is simply one form of iron, and is not essential for survival. You get all the iron you need from a good plant-based diet. Docosahexaenoic acid (AKA DHA Omega 3), really? Flax seeds. Carnosine is produced from beta-Alanine, which has plenty of vegan sources although there is little science to suggest that it does you any good. Why worry about carnosine? Cobalmin (AKA B12)--well, meat eating obviously isn't a solution when 39% of all Americans are B12 deficient. Americans have nearly the highest per-capita consumption of animal products in world. Everyone should be supplementing B12.

      There is no magical ingredient in animal products that you need to survive, which is why all of the major health organization of the world are now supporting plant-based diets as nutritionally adequate for all stages of human development.

    58. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      In 2002, researchers who working on the Women’s Health Initiative (WHI)—a series of government studies of more than 160,000 healthy postmenopausal women—abruptly halted a trial involving 16,000 women who were taking Premarin when it was found that hormone replacement therapy (HRT) raises the risk of stroke in women by 41 percent, the risk of heart attack by 29 percent, and the risk of breast cancer by 26 percent. Doctors now largely agree that most women should avoid HRT and recommend that those who must use it in order to relieve severe symptoms associated with menopause limit the duration of the treatment, use the lowest effective dose, and use plant-derived estrogen, which uses soy or yam extracts instead of horse urine.

    59. Re:But is it food. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      There actually is B12 in some plants and plant-based food, and if sanitation were eliminated, it'd be 'on' plants even more-so, but I'll stick with a supplement. Have you even had a B12 test? You might need a supplement too. ;)

      As already mentioned, there is no appreciable amount of D3 in a steak. Please, if only for your own health, educate yourself. If you're relying on steak for Vitamin D, you're going to make yourself sick.

      Lysine is plentiful in legumes as well. You apparently have access to Google, can you please try and use it before posting this easily refuted nonsense?

      Few people are eating particular foods for DHA (which again is unnecessary to eat for most people to consume), but if they did, fish oil is a common supplement, and just as reliable is algal oil, without risk of heavy metals, etc... Why expose yourself to bio-accumulation?

      "People following a lazy diet risk serious deficiencies." - I fixed that sentence for you. ANYONE eating poorly risks serious deficiencies. There is nothing inherently dangerous about a vegan diet.

    60. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vitamin B12, for example, is only sourced from animals.

      Or from Marmite which is a yeast extract.

    61. Re:But is it food. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Well, i'd wager that the fact we can go into a ketogenic state in absence of carbohydrate is an adaptation specific to eating meat.

      Puzzle me this though, if human beings were anywhere but the equator during the last ice age, how did they survive on a plant based diet?

    62. Re:But is it food. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      well the thing is.. animals do tend to eat each other. Yes we have fancy things like clothes and cars, but at the root of it, we're still made of the same stuff as a cow, pig, or horse.

      Humans are still animals, while animals are not human. Why would eating them be an ethical concern for us?

      Factory farming, sure, i can see that being an ethical concern. It's incredibly wasteful in terms of water usage, results runoff that contains antibiotic waste, hormones (though curiously birth control pills also cause a bit of this... wonder what the overlap between people against factory farming and against hormonal contraceptive use would be) But these lab grown meat contraptions get around that (as do local small-scale farms)

      As far as the health issues; bear in mind people have been eating meat since there were people there to eat it. Heart disease and diabetes are largely new (at least at current levels of prevalence) -- but clearly, the vegan/vegetarians are right, it *must* be the meat in our diets.

      But yes, it's not mandatory, strictly speaking.

    63. Re:But is it food. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      But it's impossible that people who are already on the way to diabetes are the ones most likely to go on a low-carb diet right?

      Take a disease caused by over-production of insulin, which has absolutely nothing to do with sugar intake, right? Yes, it clearly makes way more sense to implicate fat, a substance has fuck-all to do with insulin production. Got it!

    64. Re:But is it food. by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Or from Marmite which is a yeast extract.

      From Wikipedia: "Vitamin B12 is not naturally found in yeast extract, but is added to Marmite during manufacture."

    65. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      Ketosis can be induced using any high-fat diet, including 100% plant-based. It is extremely dangerous to human health though, and does not support an argument for evolution via meat. There actually are a lot of whole food plant-based keto people out there.

      Evolutionary theory is the heart of what paleoanthropologists study, and there is no consensus among them about meat eating "making us human". Although some do make that claim, perpetuating the outdated logic of the "Man the Hunter/Man the Killer" theories of the '40s and '50s. Contrasting this, some modern scientists believe that the consumption of tubers was actually the energy source that led to increasing encephalization (brain enlargement) and gut reduction. Others argue it to be starches more broadly, and many effectively claim that any energy-dense food source would do the trick. The goal was simply reaching reproductive age after all, not avoiding cancer or reaching ripe old age in a healthy state.

      This is why you can survive on poor diets. You simply need to reach the age of reproductive viability.

    66. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      Insulin is over-produced because excess fat in the cells blocks them from absorbing it and the kidneys attempt to compensate. This is health 101. Yes, add sugar to a high-fat diet and you only make matters worse, but removing the fat is the first step that nutritionists take, along with increasing fiber intake (which lowers body fat, among other things) because of T2 diabetes' pathogenesis.

    67. Re:But is it food. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      What non-seasonal, non-tropical plants have high enough fat content, with low enough carb content to maintain ketosis? Because yep, you could eat nothing but macadamia nuts and avocado -- but those wouldn't exactly be available in colder climates year round before modern times.

      My point was (as i'm sure you surmised) you have populations of people who basically had to subsist on nothing but meat, and the occasional vegetable when in season (like tubers, as you pointed out). They thrived, and spread all across the northern hemisphere. Could they have done without ketosis?

      (And no, it's not 'dangerous' to human health, it's not the same thing as ketoacidosis.)

    68. Re:But is it food. by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      Omega oil, fish oil, glucosomine, taurine, and alpha lipoic acid. To name a few more..

    69. Re:But is it food. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Again - who in the US or Canada or any developed country, that's eating enough calories, is suffering from a protein or amino acid deficiency? You're citing a non-existent problem. You may as well claim that vegans are also more likely to be abducted by aliens.

      Phytic acid is actually a good thing for us, but if you did your research you'd know that a small amount of cooking, or inclusion of foods with Vitamin C (like nearly any fruit or vegetable) counteracts much of the impact of it, and you're actually ahead of the game nutritionally. Not sure who's eating raw legumes and beans, but they deserve to get sick. (Sprouting also breaks down the phytic acid.)

      "Corrected for that, a veg*an who exercises as little and drinks as much as the average individual gets diabetes more often."

      Would love to see your source for that.. I suspect the opposite is true if you actually do some research. Like this: "We hypothesized that more exclusively vegetarian diets, e.g., vegan, lacto-ovo, or pesco-vegetarian, are associated with lower prevalence of obesity and type 2 diabetes compared with semi- or nonvegetarian diets." (And yes, adjustments were made for "for age, sex, ethnicity, education, income, physical activity, television watching, sleep habits, alcohol use, and BMI".)

    70. Re:But is it food. by slew · · Score: 1

      Gorillas may be a better example. They do have MASSIVE canines and aren't known for eating meat.

      As I recall, since Gorilla canine teeth have a large sexual dimorphism (difference between male and female) the are likely used as part of dominance rituals among male Gorillas competing for mates (for deterrence, defense, attack, etc). However since humans have very limited dimorphic differentiation in canine size, they probably serve a different purpose or are simply vestigial.

      In any case, there is a case to be made that humans are built to be omnivores. The basic argument is advanced by the Expensive Tissue Hypothesis (ETH) which argues that eating meat led to smaller stomachs and in conjunction with smaller muscle mass allowed for larger brains (relative to our prehistoric predecessors).

      Of course we can argue about "why" till the cows come home, since "why" is really an unknown quantity that is basically all speculation.

    71. Re:But is it food. by slew · · Score: 1

      We have no specific biological adaptations to eating meat. Our teeth are those of herbivores, and our digestive system is that of a frugivore. Based on dental calculus analysis and corprolite data, our ancestors ate shit-loads of plants.

      But we do have at least one specific biological adaptation that is a result of eating meat. Our intestinal system and muscle mass as evolved to much smaller than equivalent animals that are pure herbivores.

      http://time.com/4252373/meat-e...
      http://news.harvard.edu/gazett...

      Some folks think that these adaptations allowed us the luxury of evolving larger brains...

    72. Re:But is it food. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

      Actually, our intestinal tract is that of a frugivore and shares no traits with mammals adapted to eating meat. The articles you linked are not scientific, and the Harvard article reads like a student paper in human evolution.

      Evolutionary theory is the heart of what paleoanthropologists study, and there is no consensus among them about meat eating "making us human". Although some do make that claim, perpetuating the outdated logic of the "Man the Hunter/Man the Killer" theories of the '40s and '50s. Contrasting this, some modern scientists believe that the consumption of tubers was actually the energy source that led to increasing encephalization (brain enlargement) and gut reduction. Others argue it to be starches more broadly, and many effectively claim that any energy-dense food source would do the trick. The goal was simply reaching reproductive age after all, not avoiding cancer or reaching ripe old age in a healthy state.

      The starch and tuber hypotheses used to get shot down because the earliest controlled use of fire didn't seem to emerge until relatively recently (200,000-400,000 years ago), and root starches require cooking in order to fulfill the kind of calorie counts that would have been necessary. With older and older dates emerging for human's control of fire (possibly as early as 1.7 million years ago), there is a growing belief that the development of cooking with heat in general was the key contributor to encephalization.

      Anyone claiming that there is a scientific consensus on these matters simply isn't reading enough paleoanthropological literature. Every single dietary claim has been argued ferociously for decades. There are a few simple facts that no one seriously working in the field would argue however:

      The human digestive system is that of a frugivore and has no specific biological gut adaptations that would be expected of a species that "evolved to eat meat". The same is true of our hominin ancestors. And based on dental calculus analysis and corprolite data, our ancestors ate shit-loads of plants.

    73. Re:But is it food. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both B12 and Vitamin D can be sourced without the involvement of any animals.

      Bacteria is often used for B12 but it can be sourced both from animals and without.It can even be fully synthesized.
        Vitamin D was traditionally sourced from wool, so no issue for Vegetarians but obviously an issue for Vegans. Today Vitamin D can be fully synthesized.

    74. Re:But is it food. by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      No, you spouted the same lies that were told to you.
      Sure, you can survive without meat, but you will never be healthy without it.

    75. Re:But is it food. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Why don't you read a book about it instead of making yourself look like an idiot?

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    76. Re:But is it food. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Wat? So nearly all mammals are meat-eaters? Especially hippos? ;)

    77. Re:But is it food. by K10W · · Score: 1

      It is fairly trivial to prove meat is not necessary for a healthy or nutritional diet (e.g. vegetarians aren't particularly sick).

      No, that is not fairly easy to "prove". Vitamin B12, for example, is only sourced from animals. Vegetarians who care about their health tend to buy supplements or fortified foods, closing their eyes to the source. Similar for vitamin D, and to a lesser degree, vitamin A. Then there's the risk of iron or amino acid deficiency; pick one. The problem here is that the plants high in amino acids like nuts and legumes also inhibit iron absorption. So to get enough of both, you need to flip back and forth between vegetarian foods that provide iron and provide proteins, but not at the same time. Then there's the added risk of diabetes 2. When adjusted for overall lifestyle, vegetarians do eat a more carb rich diet. (The important here is "when adjusted for overall lifestyle" - overall, vegetarians have a lessened risk, but that's not due to the diet, but other lifestyle choices. But if you look at random people with the same calorie intake, alcohol intake and exercise level, the vegetarian is at higher risk.)

      A quick google showed me:

      - 50% of vegetarians and 80% of vegans have vitamin B12 deficiency - Vegetarians face a 40% higher risk of colorectal cancer - Vegetarians on average have a 5% lower bone-mineral density

      So, good luck with your fairly trivial proof.

      Unless vegans take the consequence of their choice by filing down their canines and premolars, I'm not sure they really believe in it.

      the issue is complicated and vegetarians and vegans face higher risk of several dietary diseases despite the bullshit studies suggesting it is healthier diet. FWIW I have been vegan or vegetarian for over 20 years (and continue to be so) so if I had any bias I'd be saying the opposite, with my background and genuine tolerance though I can't lie to myself like that and who the fuck am I to judge others. There is only one reason I can't argue with (ethics, my own reason too) but even then it is 1:personal and not something to be imposed on others and you shouldn't even mention it unless someone offers to make you food and asks if you have a preference. In cases where someone says "you want a burger" I just reply "nah I'm cool I'm gonna eat later" as they don't need a lecture from some smug twat because they tried being considerate. 2: a LOT of shit still gets killed in food production ; billions of insects, fish, probably birds and so on. even the environmental effects off organic runoff, silage screws biodiversity in watercourses for instance. So to claim it is killing free is a bit rich IMHO

      I cannot stand ideology of the modern vegan/vegetarian dickheads forcing their choices on everyone and being blind to the negatives of their own choices. I tend to piss off a lot of vegetarians or vegans or aggressive pro meat folks (NOT regular diet folks but the ones who are the kneejerk reactionaries to the vegan ideologs) because I only trust peer review sources, side with conventional medical knowledge and have biochemistry background and wont joing in the echo chamber antics. Sure comparing someone who eats very poor diet with trash meat in it to an educated vegetarian may look healthy, yet vice versa for comparing an educated (dietary speaking) lean prime meat cuts and good nutritionally balanced person to a vegetarian who lives on overly processed high carb junk food. I'd hazard a guess from it is HARDER to balance macro ratios and also micronutrient needs on a vegan or vegetarian diet, eg most vegan diets of those I know are oft high in antinutrient factors (such as phytic acid) which means even if they do get the micronutrient sources they are NOT bioavailable.

    78. Re:But is it food. by K10W · · Score: 1

      The b12 in vitamin supplements comes from bacteria, which are arguably animals. Also, those bacteria are grown in a culture medium. Made from animal byproducts.

      Vegans really shouldn't take those supplements and just let themselves die of b12 deficiency.

      Also they should probably eat their own poop, like gorillas do, to maximize the nutritional value they extract from their food.

      Oh and gorillas? Vegan diet? Well actually they don't remove all the insects from the plants they eat, which gives them a really good vitamin and protein supplement.

      bacteria/prokaryotes are NOT animals by any stretch just as plants are not animals! That is highschool level knowledge at the very most I thought? I know a microbiologist who goes full postal when people come out with that gem and he'd likely strangle you saying that. Amusing thing with the suppliments is some sources are not readily bioavailable anyway even in people with high enough IF levels. Also in the ones that are for some people suppliments don't always work anyway with b12 deficiencies as it can be a lack of intrinsic factor so cannot get it from foods in those cases (PA).

      With that (pernicous anaemia) only hydroxycobalamin injections or similar form will provide it. It isn't directly caused by veganism/vegetarianism but I suspect there is either a link or perhaps just harder to avoid deficiency on such diets in mild cases of moderately low IF where you can get some from diet but not as efficiently. I say that from lifelong vegan/vegetarian PoV btw who has known a LOT who ended up with deficiencies in B12 and 2 or 3 have medically diagnosed pernicious anaemia which is impossible to be cured with diet. There is speculation eating low Bvit diets for long time can possibly act as a trigger in the body dropping IF levels over time, it is just theory at the moment and not all medical practioners etc agree and when I was still involved in the discipline there was little info on it then and not heard much more since so I don't believe nor disbelieve it myself; until there is evidence I can trust I'll remain on the fence but fwiw anecdotally it fits for me.

    79. Re:But is it food. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      the issue is complicated and vegetarians and vegans face higher risk of several dietary diseases despite the bullshit studies suggesting it is healthier diet.

      I believe the risks are greater on both sides of the middle; both vegans and carnivorous diets reduce the chances. But people survive on either - perhaps not as long or well on average unless adapted, but it's doable.

      Sure comparing someone who eats very poor diet with trash meat in it to an educated vegetarian may look healthy

      Lifestyle choices that often go hand in hand with a choice to change a diet have a huge impact, and some choices have a significant enough correlation to skew results, like alcohol consumption and obesity. Unless comparing individuals with the same BMI and drinking patterns (and other factors), the results are going to be rather worthless.

    80. Re:But is it food. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      bacteria/prokaryotes are NOT animals by any stretch just as plants are not animals!

      I was being sarcastic.

      The b12 producing bacteria being grown in a nutrient medium derived from animal byproducts stands. Vegans couldn't exist without abattoirs. Its completely fake.

      Vegans couldn't exist without a 1st world globalised industrial infrastructure. Try being vegan in a 3rd world country without being super rich. Its purely a phenomenon of the modern industrial first world.

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  5. Animals have a functioning immune system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of immune system does lab grown meat have?

    What is its defense against bacterial infection?

    In theory, lab grown meat sounds good. Until you start to think about the rough biological science in the details.

    1. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by ledow · · Score: 4, Informative

      What kind of immune system does pasteurised milk have?

      Though it does indeed present some problems (immuno-laxity is not a small issue, don't get me wrong), it's not the end of the world. Foods are already preserved to combat them being attacked, and a cucumber or potato has little more defence against bacterial infection than anything synthetic.

      Basically, if you could grow this stuff in a sterile atmosphere, preserve it and package it, it's not going to be able to harbour anything nasty.

      The fact that then you're basically eating "sterile" food is much more of an issue (i.e. you won't grow defences, and may be more likely to be "intolerant" or real food if you live entirely on this stuff), but basic food preservation combats what you're talking about.

      The bigger issue really is - what's the cost of keeping it sterile and preserving it that way, after synthetically producing it? I'm guessing it adds yet-more-expense to an already expensive synthesised item.

    2. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Basically, if you could grow this stuff in a sterile atmosphere, preserve it and package it, it's not going to be able to harbour anything nasty.

      So if everything goes perfectly, it's much safer? How reassuring. Anyway, your next line is "because it's vat grown they will be able to do much better inspections" and then the counter-argument to that is that many inspections which are now possible are not carried out, or not carried out correctly.

      The bigger issue really is - what's the cost of keeping it sterile and preserving it that way, after synthetically producing it? I'm guessing it adds yet-more-expense to an already expensive synthesised item.

      If you're growing the meat then it isn't sterile to begin with. It might be sanitary. Keeping it sanitary adds no more expense to vat-grown proteins than to real meat.

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    3. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by ledow · · Score: 1

      I really couldn't care. I'd eat synthetic meat, and I'd also eat a ton of real meat, it doesn't bother me either way.

      So if you're growing a replacement heart valve, it's not sterile? I think you need look up what we mean when we say synthetic meat, in my case I'm talking about lab-grown from pure proteins. Not "oh, we made a bit of pig from the local farm get bigger in a little dish".

      As such, lab-grown meat in that way is BY DEFINITION sterile ("free from bacteria or other living microorganisms") when it's grown, and can be kept so until packaged in a sterile container, and eaten while still sterile. Surely one of the advantages of synthetic meat is that you COULD keep it 100% sterile until the point of delivery, hence it would last almost forever.

    4. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by dbIII · · Score: 1

      As such, lab-grown meat in that way is BY DEFINITION sterile ("free from bacteria or other living microorganisms") when it's grown

      Not as such, genetic sequencing has thrown up a few scary surprises such as viruses embedded in the pig genome. Thanks to CRISPR that's been worked on for future human organ transplants but there may be more things to come.

    5. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Viruses are embedded everywhere, including the human genome. What's so scary about it?

    6. Re: Animals have a functioning immune system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Why does it need immune cells? Does eating immune cells do anything for you?

    7. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess that technically since it's never "alive" then it does not need one (an immune system); the synmeat is grown in an artificial ecosystem, not a "body".
      However, yes, more than most food factories the place would have to be impeccably clean / sterile for the meat not to get infected.

      You do raise an interesting question in that I guess the "meat" has the potential to be infected with a lot of things that might not naturally occur in "normal" meat, since either (a) it would have killed the host or (b) the host would have killed it. Of course, the producers will claim that such new infections will be "impossible" due to their rigorous quality control techniques. Ahem.

    8. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Obviously from what I've written above it's scary if you get an implant from a pig and die as a result.
      It was kind of unexpected until the sequencing was done. Pig organs were supposed to be the future once the anti-rejection treatment was sorted out.

    9. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Are the proteins, fats, and carbohydrates synthesized one-by-one and blended into soup? Or are cells artificially stimulated to reproduce like regular cells to grow, reproduce, and create muscle meat (or organ meat, if that's your thing. Personally, I'll eat lamb liver or kidney once every 5 years, and enjoy it - but no more frequently than that).

      Sterile, from merriam-webster:
      "free from living organisms and especially pathogenic microorganisms".

      I think your lab meat isn't sterile under the first part of that definition. It might be sanitary, as another poster said, but it ain't sterile.

      And if it ain't sterile, consider this: a cell undergoing mitosis can have errors in DNA replication (I sound like Tyrell from Blade Runner). That means your lab-grown meat can yield a product that isn't 100% beef as we understand it. That's not really a problem at the moment because the beef in your t-bone steak probably has some faulty DNA in it.

      But that's generally taken care of by the cattle's own systems - a foetus so faulty that it's not "beef" will be miscarried, and a foetus that's faulty but viable will probably end up on your dinner table some time in the future. What kind of expensive quality-control systems will guarantee your lab-grown beef is beef, and not near-beef, or mostly-beef? How will mildly-mutated meat - that hasn't been moderated by an actual cow - affect you when you consume it? Faulty DNA is dealt with by the animal that gestates it. Each cow moderates and deals with its own offspring - producing billions of tons of meat products, but each 250-1000 kilos is "checked" by its mother. What level of testing, moderating (and cancelling if necessary) will be performed once producers realise that vast vats of meat can be produced much more efficiently than ol' bessie can manage?

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    10. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are going to be growing their own meat in their own kitchens, and will eat it very soon after it has grown to the size they want to eat. We have these things called 'freezers' too... they are pretty amazing at keeping food preserved for months and months...

    11. Re: Animals have a functioning immune system by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 1

      They give the meat umami.

    12. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      and create muscle meat (or organ meat, if that's your thing

      Keep in mind that regular animal muscle depend on substances that are made in the organs. Maybe you can grow muscle cells without that, but then it could be deficient in nutrients.

    13. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, porcine retroviruses was never found to be infectious & harmful to humans. It was a worry among transplant surgeons, and lessened the enthusiasm for using pig organs, but there aren't many (any?) cases of harm from porcine retroviruses. Humans have their own retroviruses integrated into their genome, and we have mechanisms for turning them off (repressing their expression).

    14. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in trying synthetic meat, too, but sterility would be very difficult to accomplish while also making something edible. Cell culture can be tricky and many things that you use to keep your cell cultures clean would not work for food. It might be easier perhaps to make a synthetic fermented meat to begin with so you would have some microbes in there to keep the spoilage organisms in check.

    15. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Foods are already preserved to combat them being attacked, and a cucumber or potato has little more defence against bacterial infection than anything synthetic."
      it depends on exactly what food and what synthetic product. Cucumbers, potatos, redwood trees, heck, anything alive has an immune system or it would have gone extinct. Some, like redwood lumbar, stays active for a long time after it is chopped down, making it naturally resistant to mold.
      Modern cultivars of foodstuffs may have a less effective immune system because us humans only need to get it to market, and we help it along with pesticide or people picking off worms by hand.
      Similar side note: check out the antibacterial properties of common spices, cinnamon, peppers, etc.

    16. Re:Animals have a functioning immune system by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It was a worry among transplant surgeons, and lessened the enthusiasm for using pig organs

      That is exactly what I described above. Twice.
      Have some coffee or whatever you need to wake up.

  6. As a vegetarian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One day, meat eaters and vegans might even share their hypothetical burger.

    I don't know about those pesky vegans, but as a vegetarian, my main reason these days to not eat a beef hamburger is that those minced meat patties taste horrible.

    But hey, some like it and its eco-friendly, so all the best to this industry.

    1. Re:As a vegetarian... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      One day, meat eaters and vegans might even share their hypothetical burger.

      I don't know about those pesky vegans, but as a vegetarian, my main reason these days to not eat a beef hamburger is that those minced meat patties taste horrible.

      But hey, some like it and its eco-friendly, so all the best to this industry.

      You don't eat meat because you don't like burger patties?

      That makes no sense at all. I might as well not eat vegetables at all because I don't like broccoli.

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  7. how much does gizmodo pay for this link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious.

  8. This is not the Slashdot articles I signed up for by cybe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This was a one-sided hit piece if I ever saw one. What's with all the lobby-driven drivel increasingly being accepted to Slashdot?

  9. Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by mentil · · Score: 1

    Given all the people still wary of eating GMOs or anything 'artificial', there will be a large demand for animal meat even if this becomes cheaper. It'll be like HFCS vs. sugar, or vanillin vs vanilla.
    Personally I'd try it out of curiosity, but I can't shake that quote from Judge Dredd: "Eat recycled food: good for the environment, ok for you." There's something depressingly dystopian/cyberpunk about eating fake meat, conceptually, that reminds me of how in "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" people only own electronic pets because there aren't the resources to support living ones.

    --
    Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
    1. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      people only own electronic pets because there aren't the resources to support living ones.

      people only own pets because they don't have the emotional resources to associate with humans

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Funny

      A dog only shits on my rug, not my entire life.

    3. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people only own pets because they don't have the emotional resources to associate with humans

      gosh, you wouldn't do too well on the Voight-Kampff test

    4. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Given all the people still wary of eating GMOs or anything 'artificial', there will be a large demand for animal meat even if this becomes cheaper

      I'm not so sure. The factory grown fungus made into highly processed food, Quorn, has really taken off with vegetarians and many people you'd think would shy away from anything artificial.

      Pork, chicken and farmed fish are not likely to go away any time soon but beef could end up being a luxury item in a decade or two.

    5. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      gosh, you wouldn't do too well on the Voight-Kampff test

      We host a cat because we have vermin problems. But in this era we have more mice than we can use. On a modern Voight-Kampff test, I'd do just peachy. Death to Vermin.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    6. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does processed food suddenly become 'artificial'? And what defines the line between something processed and something 'highly processed'? Seems pretty subjective.

    7. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For many those emotional resources were strip mined, starting with a relationship with a level of implicite trust is a ligitimate step in regaining emotional resources. That people fail to live up to even the level of companionship offered by pets is the truely sad point.

    8. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by dwywit · · Score: 1

      You should talk to an ex of mine.

      "Not a maternal bone in my body", but she always had a pet dog, and then she ended up breeding horses.

      Seriously - one pet died, and she had another within days.

      --
      They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
    9. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't blame people for not being able to deal with other people — I have the same problem. It's ironic and even odd, because I am actually at least better than average at interfacing with people in a professional context, but on a personal level I have all kinds of blind spots due to a lacking upbringing.

      We "have" a cat in our home. She was hired to do rodent control, but she has become a part of our household. Throughout most of my life, I have been violently allergic to cats. When coupled with the fact that I "have" activity- (or apparently, allergy-)induced bronchial asthma (sucks!) this has always meant that I could not live comfortably with a feline presence. Though I have formerly lived in a scruz geek house with a cat in, I did everything that I possibly could in order to discourage it from ever being in my room, and that was fairly effective as far as things went. But in the last handful (or possibly double-handful) of years, I seem to have become more tolerant to the point that if I am scrupulous about hand-washing, I can even pet them inside the house and not have an allergic and subsequently asthmatic response. As a result, I've been able to make an emotional connection to the cat. Unfortunately, she is completely inappropriate about it, and has a wince-inducing tail-wiggling, ass-presenting behavior which she only demonstrates towards me, the male of the house. Ugh. I like catgirls well enough, but no. #justno

      With all that (!) said, my personal belief as a poorly-adjusted human is that a lot of poorly-adjusted humans are going about putting their emotional attention into nonhuman species while humans are figuratively if not literally dying for lack of the same, and I find it tragic. But perhaps I am particularly biased in that direction, as an individual who suffered substantial neglect as a child.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    10. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      I don't even eat Surimi.

      I'm not sure if I would test fake meat out of curiosity :D but obviously I should.

      Regarding the article, I doubt many vegan/vegetarian would switch to fake meat. The fact that _some_ of them don't like the killing of animals has bottom line not much to do with the diet choice.

      --
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    11. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      I like cats.
      I don't like dogs (or would not keep one, unless forced ... e.g. I inherit it)

      What has that to do with my liking or disliking for humans?

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    12. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by dwywit · · Score: 1

      I think it's great that you've overcome an allergy and formed a bond with another creature, even if she does prefer to show you her ass :-) I have yet to conquer seasonal rhinitis (hay fever).

      I have children, and they shit me sometimes, but I like them.

      My preferred animals at the moment are the magpies and currawongs that visit for food. There's definitely a brief moment in eye contact when I leave some food nearby, and they come to collect it, look at me, and fly off.

      Some days I'd prefer to never have to deal with people, but "people" pay me money to fix their problems, so the least I can do is smile. Sometimes I get a cup of tea and a piece of cake, so it's not all bad.

      --
      They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
    13. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And drinkypoo sits in his basement apparently drinking and posting on the internet for the very same reason.

    14. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and you can train that out of the dog.

    15. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      people only own pets because they don't have the emotional resources to associate with humans

      I've found the opposite to be far more likely: people who don't feel affection for a friendly animal... have demonstrable sociological problems. "Awkward and unpleasant weirdo" comes to mind...

    16. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by careysub · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I have found a pair of cats are far more effective than traps or poisons in keeping rodents out. The poisons do kill the rodents, but then you have decaying rodents in your walls or ceiling, and it is a risk for children (and dogs). They keep out of the house entirely with cats present.

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      Starships were meant to fly, Hands up and touch the sky - Nicky Minaj
    17. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      You really don't think the MAJORITY of them aren't vegetarians/vegans because of the killing issue?

      I admit I don't have any proof either, but my guess is that that is by far the main reason people are vegetarian/vegan.

      I eat meat, but if/when lab meat gets as cheap/tasty (or even _close enough_) as conventional meat, especially if it's more healthful (I realize that's not necessarily going to happen), I'd switch to it.

    18. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Hm, perhaps the majourity is vegetarian because of killing.

      OTOH most Buddhists are against killing in general (e.g. they stop the car when a snake is crossing the road) but still eat fish and meat and sea food.

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    19. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much. My cats haven't ever tried to crush my soul or break my heart like pretty much every human relationship I've tried.

    20. Re:Do Sheeple Dream of Electric Meat? by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      I, on the other hand, have always had quite pleasant relationships with other people, including at present my wife, daughter, son-in-law, grandchildren, parents, siblings, other relatives, in-laws, friends, and colleagues. (Sometimes I don't get along with random idiots on the Internet.) But I've also had cats most of my life - we have three right now. I also get along well with dogs and horses.

      My guess is drinkypoo's thesis is simply wrong, and there's no significant correlation either way.

  10. Never touching that shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely disgusting.

    1. Re:Never touching that shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you grew up in a Amish community or similar society that doesn't partake in processed foods I can pretty much guarantee you've eaten worse. An example would be catsup, I know someone who is a trucker by occupation. Years ago he had a job hauling tomatoes to the manufacturing facility of a major food brand. Like any commodity it gets graded by quality, the best rated tomatoes got put on a well cleaned enclosed concrete pad, the next grade got put on a pretty clean non covered concrete pad, and the last unripe, debris filled, worm ridden grade got dumped out back on some gravel and after it was left out in the sun to rot for a few days was used to make catsup. But hey, "it's natural".

  11. Eat your lab grown burger in your flying car by Required+Snark · · Score: 1

    I'm not holding my breath for this one.

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    Why is Snark Required?
    1. Re:Eat your lab grown burger in your flying car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same was said about personal mobile communications a couple decades ago and now virtually every adult has a handheld device more powerful than desktop computers of that day and age in addition to being a communications device. The question will be the market forces involved, if lab meat can be grown cheaper than animal based with little to no loss in quality it will likely take off at least in certain areas (fast food & packaged foods for example) assuming it doesn't hit some PR roadblock (like the "No GMO" idiots). There will of course also be lots of sellers of "natural" meat (see several hundred years of selective breeding, selective diets, injections, etc) but it would probably become more of a niche/"quality" product.

  12. Don't believe the 'don't believe the hype' hype by sheramil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd say vat-grown meat is closer to being a reality than AI, cheap fusion or quantum pretty much anything, and this swipe reeks of the desperation of an industry that has just seen the terrible threat and is trying to spin against it already.

    1. Re:Don't believe the 'don't believe the hype' hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, try again. You input your post into a quantum device. All transistors depend upon quantum effects to work.

  13. Re:We need to get with the times. by sheramil · · Score: 1

    Meat is on its way out.

    I agree with the rest of your statement, but meat is not on its way out. What's on its way out is getting meat by having animals grow it on their bodies, killing and butchering them and then trying to find things to do with the parts people don't want to eat.

  14. Re:We need to get with the times. by Z80a · · Score: 1, Funny

    The planet is a lot more resistant than you think.
    It needs something like freeza to actually kill it, and he will take several hours to do so, despise the 5 minute claim.

  15. burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American by johnsie · · Score: 1

    "They want you -- a burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American" Last time I checked I was Irish and try to eat healthily. But thanks for assuming everyone on the Internet is American.

    1. Re:burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, please be aware of the fact that you have many non-American readers.

    2. Re:burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since everyone on the internet is a dog.

    3. Re:burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " But thanks for assuming everyone on the Internet is American."

      But..aren't all Americans 20% Irish?

    4. Re:burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you heard? In 'progressive' circles, it's now cool to stereotype and generalize americans and white people.

    5. Re:burger-eatin', chicken-finger-dippin' American by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked I was Irish and try to eat healthily.

      That adverb pleases me greatly.
      Do you eat healthily by eating healthy food, or healthful food?

  16. Re:We need to get with the times. by ls671 · · Score: 1

    Come on! You know that this new meat won't be called "meat". Surely enough, some great SJW, politically correct mind will come with a new name that everybody will be able to brag about when they are having some.

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  17. $330,000 cultured burger in 2013 by n329619 · · Score: 2

    It was hyped as it was a clear defined successes in the lab-grown meat research. Unlike other startups or researches, they completed the lab-grown meat research. If the research was never completed or no product was ever produced, then fine it was all PR. But they did create a lab-grown meat for consumption. One luck guy did ate the burger and it was extremely expensive to make.

    It was fair PR based on actual event and hyped for the actual 'potential'.

    1. Re:$330,000 cultured burger in 2013 by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      One luck guy did ate the burger

      You didn't hear about it; DARPA hushed it all up but it was where they got the idea for Will Smith's Legend...

    2. Re:$330,000 cultured burger in 2013 by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      One luck guy did ate the burger and it was extremely expensive to make.

      I heard it had too much katsup.

  18. Someone call the Waaaambulance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a whiny article!

    > Cultured meat is still in its research and development phase and must overcome massive hurdles before hitting market.
     
    Just like any new product based on a new technology.

    > A consumer-ready product does not yet exist and its progress is heavily shrouded by intellectual property claims and sensationalist press.
     
    Again, just like any new technology.

    > Today, cultured meat is a lot of hype and no consumer product.
     
    Bullshit. It's been edible for years, but hasn't had the right texture. And there are some products out there, but the FDA is making them jump through hoops which are reasonable under the circumstances. Google this: "FDA casts doubt on safety of Impossible Burger's key GMO ingredient".
     
    I hope they get there in the end. This is a whiny article: All good tech takes time.

    1. Re:Someone call the Waaaambulance by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Uh, where's the consumer product? Where can an average consumer go to buy lab-grown "meat"?

      If there is no such consumer product widely available, then "Today, cultured meat is a lot of hype and no consumer product." is true, and your claim ("Bullshit.") is bullshit.

  19. meat is not only meat by hagnat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Meat is more than just a combination of cells. Its the result of the how the animal from were it was cut lived and died.

    You have different cuts of meat, based on the muscle of the animal were its cut from. Depending on the animal, how it was raised, and how it was killed, a piece of meat can have different texture and flavour that the same cut from a different animal, raised in different environments.

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    1. Re:meat is not only meat by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      Ok, and for the 99% of people eating McDonalds hamburgers that don't care about any of that lab-grown meat can be a viable option.

    2. Re:meat is not only meat by Gilgaron · · Score: 2

      True! I imagine they'll be able to do a fake hamburger more easily than a steak for these reasons.

    3. Re:meat is not only meat by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      But the problem with that is that hamburger is made from the lest desirable cuts of meat. It's relatively cheap for that reason. It might be an easier target from a technical standpoint, but it's going after the hardest target from a price standpoint. Doubly so when it starts to impact the market, and there's nothing to do with the existing real hamburger meat.

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  20. Next up on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In our new 'behind the hype' series:

    Fully self driving cars - maybe not ready just yet!

    Phone batter life improvements - some of these may not hit the market any time soon!

    Desktop Linux overtaking Windows - still any day now...

  21. Who wrote the summary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "More have come recently: Mark Post unveiled a $330,000 cultured burger in 2013, startup Memphis Meats has produced cultured meatballs and poultry last and this year, and Hampton Creek"

    What the hell does that mean? "Memphis Meats has produced cultured meatballs and poultry LAST and this year"?
    If they have produced cultured meatballs and poultry this year, then doesn't that mean they have succeeded at growing lab grown meat?

    People will be growing their own meat in their kitchens within ten years, maybe five, with a machine about the size of a microwave oven, producing disease free meat, only the amount that the user wants, so no waste, and ANY meat you want - so you can eat the meat of any animal you like, (within reason). You will be able to grow meat with a specified amount of fat. Just as technology has allowed us to do things today that were impossible fifty years ago, this will be the same. Shortly after this is being eaten by 50% of the population, there will be a campaign to ban all animal farming, which will succeed, because nobody will be able to justify torturing and killing animals to obtain something that can be obtained without violence of any kind.
    And last of all, the maching you use to grow the meat in your kitchen will eventually be CHEAPER than any form of normal meat you can buy.

    1. Re:Who wrote the summary? by Whibla · · Score: 1

      People will be growing their own meat in their kitchens within ten years, maybe five, with a machine about the size of a microwave oven, producing disease free meat, only the amount that the user wants, so no waste, and ANY meat you want - so you can eat the meat of any animal you like, (within reason). You will be able to grow meat with a specified amount of fat. Just as technology has allowed us to do things today that were impossible fifty years ago, this will be the same.

      I admire your optimism, I'm extremely skeptical of your description and timeline.

      Shortly after this is being eaten by 50% of the population, there will be a campaign to ban all animal farming, which will succeed, because nobody will be able to justify torturing and killing animals to obtain something that can be obtained without violence of any kind.

      I've run out, any chance I can have some of what you're smoking?

      And last of all, the maching you use to grow the meat in your kitchen will eventually be CHEAPER than any form of normal meat you can buy.

      Just like vegetarian sausages are cheaper than 'proper' sausages in the supermarket today. Oh, wait...

    2. Re:Who wrote the summary? by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      Just like vegetarian sausages are cheaper than 'proper' sausages in the supermarket today. Oh, wait...

      Not sure if you are confused or what, but vegetarian sausages (Field Roast, Tofurky, etc) are cheaper than 'proper' sausages, unless you find something on sale. Go and check.

    3. Re:Who wrote the summary? by Greystripe · · Score: 1

      That's only due to a lack of demand...

    4. Re:Who wrote the summary? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Most people compare vegan faux-meats with bottom-of-the-barrel processed meats instead of the "quality" stuff.

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  22. Re:We need to get with the times. by sheramil · · Score: 1

    Surely enough, some great SJW, politically correct mind will come with a new name that everybody will be able to brag about when they are having some.

    "Spoo".

  23. Get with the *current* times - not ready yet by DrYak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Meat is on its way out. The planet will NOT survive if humans keep wastefully cultivating animals for food

    Yes, I agree that we must find alternative to feeding animals to produce food for us to eat.
    BUT
    Launching a start-up to sell vat-grown-burgers at the current state of research and development is like launching a start-up promising to put man on the moon by the end of the decade... back when mongols used their first gun-powder based rockets (and we know how well that one went~ ).

    Currently vat-grown meat is still a lab experiment and has a long way of R&D to go until it can successfully be used as a viable commercial product with low ecological impact.

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    1. Re:Get with the *current* times - not ready yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Launching a start-up to sell vat-grown-burgers at the current state of research and development is like launching a start-up promising to put man on the moon by the end of the decade... back when mongols used their first gun-powder based rockets

      There is no such thing as proof by analogy. I could just as easily claim that it's like promising to put a man on the moon within 70 years after watching the Wright brothers' first flight. But until one of us backs up our analogy with an actual explanation, it's a meaningless comparison.

  24. Let's cut through the bullshit, please. by Bearhouse · · Score: 3, Informative

    Oh FFS; there's nothing wrong with eating meat, especially in moderation and from sustainable sources.
    Over-population in many countries, (who are now moving towards a more meat-intensive diet), intensive & abusive agriculture, over-fishing etc. are the real villains.

    From the fine article:

    "But despite what you may have heard, the evidence as to whether cultured meat is better for the environment is inconclusive. “On the environmental studies, the work that’s been done is very preliminary,” Hampton Creek’s Fischer said. A 2011 study estimated that the product might produce fewer greenhouse gas emissions, but use about the same amount of energy as the European pork industry. One 2015 study found potential environmental benefits in China, but another 2015 estimate found it could use just as much energy as animal-based meats. The common theme is uncertainty."

    So, the financial viability and environmental impact of all this seems most vague at this point.

    1. Re:Let's cut through the bullshit, please. by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1, Troll

      there's nothing wrong with eating meat

      Eating it? No. Acquiring it without the enslavement and murder of animals is trickier.

    2. Re:Let's cut through the bullshit, please. by pots · · Score: 1

      "Sustainable source" is relative, for meat production. Meat is an inherently inefficient source of food, in an economy with developed agriculture. Your point about lab grown meat not being any more efficient, so far, is a fine criticism but that's part of what research is for. Lab grown meat certainly has the potential for being relatively efficient (though never as much as just eating grains), but it will take time and effort to reach that point.

      As for your comment about over-population: agreed. That is the root of many of these problems. Efficiency wouldn't be nearly so important if there weren't so many people.

    3. Re:Let's cut through the bullshit, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so what's more likely; fake meat or the human population dropping by about 7.3 billion in the next twenty years?

      Your "moderation and from sustainable sources" isn't a reality at the current numbers and the current environment. Sooth your desire for meat all you want by coming up with stuff like this but it's highly unlikely that the human population is going to decrease or even level off in the near future. You don't have a lot of options at this point.

      And as far as the energy used? That's only part of the equation. It's a known fact that livestocking is a big culprit in deforestation. The formula to equate human dickering with the environment is much larger than simply saying how much energy it takes to raise an animal. And does that number include the amount of energy it takes to raise the feed it takes to raise and animal? Without real citations it's hard to tell.

    4. Re:Let's cut through the bullshit, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it could use just as much energy as animal-based meats"

      I wonder what kind of energy we're talking about here (chemical, electrical, thermal, etc). I don't know about the chemical or electrical side but if we're talking thermal I doubt there would be an issue. Meat plants could be co-located with electric plants, steal manufactures, etc and simply sink heat off of their cooling equipment for a modest fee.

  25. Fuck Gizmodo, and shame on /. by jcr · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs should have crushed them like a bug when they stole that iPhone prototype and tried to destroy the career of the engineer they stole it from. Shame on /. for sending them traffic.

    -jcr

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  26. Replace "lab-grown meat" with... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Just about any other thing we now use. Seriously this is an anti-vision, anti-progress piece that could be applied to any technology before it became commonplace.

    This has no place on a tech site where people are a bit more "progress friendly" .

    1. Re:Replace "lab-grown meat" with... by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      people are a bit more "progress friendly"

      Not for a while. Have you read any Slashdot recently?

    2. Re:Replace "lab-grown meat" with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people are a bit more "progress friendly" .

      There's this misconception that nerds are homogenous in their beliefs about progress for the sake of progress. Some things really do need to have a good reason behind them if they are ever to reach widespread acceptance or at least become market-viable.

  27. Context by DrYak · · Score: 2

    "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers"

    On the other hand, back when he did said that, the total market of then-era computer was indeed probably around five.
    There's more than half a century of R&D between him and the modern-day ubiquitous computer in everybody's pocket (smartphones).

    Having a start-up promising within year to sell vat-grown-burgers at the current state of research and development...
    Is like a start-up promising to put man on the moon by the end of the decade... back when mongols used their first gun-powder based rockets (and we know how well that one went~ ). It's a little bit precocious and over-optimistic.

    Currently vat-grown meat is still a lab experiment and has a long way of R&D to go until it can successfully be used as a viable commercial product with low ecological impact.

    Nobody is saying that it's impossible. It's just that we're currently at the "world market of five units" stage.
    Spend a few more years in university research and maybe we can get closer to something that can actually be commercially successful on a large scale, cheap price and low ecological impact.

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  28. Fuck Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article does not deserve a considered comment. The only comment this article deserves is the one given in the subject line.

  29. Re:We need to get with the times. by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    Absolute horse shit. Everyone loves meat, even vegetarians!

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  30. Re: We need to get with the times. by Entrope · · Score: 1

    Soylent Orange.

  31. Re:We need to get with the times. by dwywit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Meat animals are pretty well-rendered. Non-edible parts are sold for leather, fertiliser, fur/wool, animal feed (although potentially dangerous), decoration (horn buttons, bone handles), fat and bone for rendering, etc. They're too valuable to waste.

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  32. Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some are sure it will heal the environmental woes caused by American agriculture while protecting the welfare of farm animals.

    Really? If something like vat-grown meat ever takes off, every farm animal in the country will be dead within a few years. Because farmers don't raise cows and pigs and chickens because they enjoy their company, they raise them for income. Once the animals become unsellable, they're going to be exterminated.

    Anyone who tells you otherwise is blowing smoke....

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    1. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      Farmers will fight for a while though. They already own all the land and infrastructure for traditional farming and they won't let go of an entire industry that easily. There will be government subsidies, pleas to help the american farmer, lobbying to try to get lab-grown meat classified as "meat substitute" or something.

    2. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not going to happen overnight, speedy. It will be a gradual process of winding down the old school, and ramping up the new school. In fact, I can imagine that "real meat" will still be cultivated and sold far into the future, but prepare to open your wallet "real wide".

    3. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      It's not going to happen overnight, speedy. It will be a gradual process of winding down the old school, and ramping up the new school. In fact, I can imagine that "real meat" will still be cultivated and sold far into the future, but prepare to open your wallet "real wide".

      So, your argument is that it'll take a while, and even then, less than 1% of the livestock will survive. Because rich people aren't going to be needing anywhere near so much livestock as we use now.

      Which is pretty much what I said, yeah.

      Three cheers for the extinction of the cow, pig, chickens, in all their various breeds....

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    4. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Existing animals will carry out their lives as farm animals always have. There will simply be less and less offspring as the new technology displaces traditional farming.

      Extinction? That's kind of an odd thing to be concerned about with regard to farm animals, but as I said, there will probably always be a demand for farm-raised meat. It's just that it will become a niche product, like caviar. Sort of like when Captain Picard busts out his bottle of genuine whiskey when most other crew members are drinking "fake" alcohol. If it helps, consider yourself Captain Picard.

    5. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by Gilgaron · · Score: 3, Informative

      There'll be artisanal hand raised meat at handsome prices.

    6. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      Some are sure it will heal the environmental woes caused by American agriculture while protecting the welfare of farm animals.

      Really? If something like vat-grown meat ever takes off, every farm animal in the country will be dead within a few years. Because farmers don't raise cows and pigs and chickens because they enjoy their company, they raise them for income. Once the animals become unsellable, they're going to be exterminated.

      Not only that, but I have a sneaking suspicion that vegans may refuse to eat it and backers of this plan are going to be shocked when they do so. On top of that, there are people who have religious objections to eating animal flesh such as Hindus and Buddhists because they believe that doing so makes you a participant in the death of a living creature and gives you bad karma. I'm not a member of those groups so I can't speak for them, but I can certainly guess that some of them may end up having problems with this. Buddhists in particular aren't consistent about meat eating prohibitions with many eating it and even some religious leaders suggesting that under certain circumstances it may actually be OK and not incur bad karma. I also suspect that it's going to be inferior in taste to that which comes from killing and while some won't care, others will care a lot. Add to this you'll have some people who will simply be deeply suspicious about anything that comes out of a lab that a big company told you was OK.

    7. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a lot to say about other people. So what if they refuse to eat it? The market will decide whether the technology is viable.

      I'm getting the impression that you're ticked off. You probably feel that your lifestyle is threatened. But nobody's going to force you to support anything you don't want to. Yes, the future is Star Trek, but not the immediate future.

    8. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      There will always be a market for "real" meat, even if/when lab-grown meat becomes a viable solution. Traditional meats will become luxury items (steak, meats used for BBQ (ribs, brisket, etc)), whereas lab-grown meat (once the process has been perfected) will be used in lower-cost products (ground meat, hot dogs, etc).

    9. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      f something like vat-grown meat ever takes off, every farm animal in the country will be dead within a few years.

      ROFL! And if we eat them? :p

    10. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by careysub · · Score: 1

      Once the animals become unsellable, they're going to be exterminated.

      This is different from what happens to them now, how?

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    11. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by careysub · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but I have a sneaking suspicion that vegans may refuse to eat it...

      Because all "vegans" do the same thing?

      There is a continuum of self-imposed dietary restrictions with (literally) countless variations on the definition of the restrictions and the reasons for them. For some people who do not eat meat because they don't want to be responsible for killing mammals (or all higher animals, or land animals, or....) to feed them, lab grown meat will be fine. For others anything "artificial" is off limits (for some idiosyncratic definition of "artificial") and will not. There are lots of other reasons for eating it and not eating it.

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    12. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      Three cheers for the extinction of the cow, pig, chickens, in all their various breeds....

      Please watch a few documentaries on industrialized food production, and you might have a different attitude towards a reduction in the total number of these animals.

      Even though we no longer rely on horses as a primary mode of transportation, they are in no danger of going extinct. The same applies to farm animals, as not all livestock is produced by factory farms.

      As long as humans exist there will always be cows, pigs, chickens. If not for food, then for pets.

    13. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember that the meat they've grown so far has all been super lean. Which indeed will have a detrimental affect when it comes to taste. Now if they can get fat cells growing in the vat mixed in with the muscle tissues it could be the most amazing tasting meat ever.

    14. Re:Protecting the welfare of farm animals??? by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      If something like vat-grown meat ever takes off, every farm animal in the country will be dead within a few years.

      Highly unlikely, I'd say.

      Because farmers don't raise cows and pigs and chickens because they enjoy their company, they raise them for income. Once the animals become unsellable, they're going to be exterminated.

      There's a healthy market for meat from small, local farms, sold at local butcher shops and farmers' markets and the like. We get nearly all our meat (at both our Michigan and New Mexico homes) from that boutique market. It will not disappear overnight, or even in a generation.

      Despite the best efforts of big agribusiness, small family farms continue to be viable in many parts of the country. There are plenty of affluent consumers who are willing to pay a high premium to patronize them. Whether that's rational behavior is debatable; but any behavioral economist will tell you that the economy is not driven by rational agents.

      I'm willing to bet that the livestock pens at my local county fair will be just as well populated fifty years from now as they were this year, with animals personally raised by 4H and FFA kids, and then sold to the local butcher shops.

      The ready availability of venison in the butcher shops, and even many supermarkets, hasn't slowed down deer hunting one bit. The same goes for fish in the markets and fishing. You think hunting and dressing your own deer, or catching and cleaning your own fish, is economically competitive with the meat counter? Only when you take intangibles into account - and the intangibles culturally attached to foodstuffs are many and potent.

      High school economics have very little predictive power in general, and pretty much none when emotional considerations come into play.

  33. Re:We need to get with the times. by Salgak1 · · Score: 2

    . . . but only if it's blue. After all . .

    Spoo. . . . the OTHER Blue Meat. . . .

  34. Lack of need... by SJ · · Score: 1

    So, lets assume that this lab-meat takes off and in short order we grow all the beef, lamb, pork, & chicken in a factory...

    What do we do with all the cows, sheep, pigs, and chickens that we no longer have a need for?

    Do they become endangered or extinct?

    1. Re:Lack of need... by PoopJuggler · · Score: 0

      They should be released and let nature decide. If they die, so be it -- it's better to die free. If they survive then it's nature working as intended...

    2. Re:Lack of need... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      So, lets assume that this lab-meat takes off and in short order we grow all the beef, lamb, pork, & chicken in a factory...

      What do we do with all the cows, sheep, pigs, and chickens that we no longer have a need for?

      Do they become endangered or extinct?

      The vegans would release all those cows, sheep, pigs and chickens to live free in (whats left of) the wilderness.

      Yeah, they haven't really thought that through. I predict that if this ever happens there'll be a population explosion of bears, wolves, coyotes and mountain lions.

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    3. Re:Lack of need... by careysub · · Score: 1

      Umm.. do you realize what the lifespan for beef cattle, sheep for mutton, pigs and chickens for meat actually are? They are respectively: 18 months, 1-6 months, six months, and five to seven weeks. Every animal slaughtered for meat less than two years old, usually much less.

      In the event the lab meat starts reducing live animal meat sales farmers will simply breed fewer animals. There is not ever going to be a huge number of surplus farm animals.

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    4. Re:Lack of need... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Neither. There are always going to be people who want to eat the real deal.
       
      What we're likely to see are the big factory farms replaced with meat factories, and the smaller farms handling the boutique real meat. Best of both worlds - the big places get the automation and efficiency they need to squeeze every last cent out of manufacturing, and the smaller farms get good prices for doing things traditionally. Consumers will also likely benefit, because the factory meat can actually be tailored to nutritional standards, and when they go for real meat, while expensive, it will be high quality.
       
      If this comes to pass, I really think it will be a net benefit. Not having giant stockades and finishing farms would be really nice for everyone. Nobody likes that shit. (Literally.)

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  35. And now the FDA. . . . . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    . . . refuses to call the "burger" safe for consumption.

    To wit, the ingredient of soy leghemoglobin:

    "arguments presented [by its creators] ... do not establish the safety of soy leghemolgobin for consumption.”

    Interestingly enough, Impossible Foods asked the FDA to STOP the approval process on their cultured meat substitute.

  36. Re: We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone loves fat and protein - specifically if their body is deficient of them. The body doesn't care what the source is. Most meat-eaters are attracted to the smell of fatty meats because they constantly live in a routine of reactionary eating, only worrying about eating after they've become hungry. Think about eating meat after having stuffed yourself with a healthy, filling meal. I doubt you'll find it as appetizing

  37. Jonathan Swift had a modest proposal... by Subm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jonathan Swift had a modest proposal that could solve environmental problems, animal cruelty, and overpopulation... and provide tasty burgers, or other most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

  38. Re:We need to get with the times. by hord · · Score: 1, Funny

    As long as I am alive, the slaughter of animals will be performed.

  39. It's disgusting by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    I prefer real meat with antibiotics, hormones and steroids in it.

    1. Re:It's disgusting by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      How else can starving millennials stay healthy, if not eating the cheapest chicken to get their antibiotics?

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  40. Re:This is not the Slashdot articles I signed up f by arth1 · · Score: 2

    This was a one-sided hit piece if I ever saw one. What's with all the lobby-driven drivel increasingly being accepted to Slashdot?

    The owners not seeing enough revenue flow, and trying to hike it up by trolling the audience, I think. Riling up the readers cause more posts, which is Slashdot's only real asset.

  41. Re: We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiot, of course you will not want meat after already having stuffed yourself. Meat is what made the human race develop the brains we have so quickly. Go eat you damn veggie paste and leave the rest of us alone.

  42. This is how we know that cultured meat is coming by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

    When we start seeing the pushback from established industry players. Soon there will be discussions of "real" meat (meaning raised on a farm rather than in a laboratory). The minute this is price competitive, I can't imagine buying meat from an actual animal.

  43. Re:This is not the Slashdot articles I signed up f by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 2

    *cough*
    https://soylentnews.org/
    'scuse me.

  44. Re:We need to get with the times. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    trying to find things to do with the parts people don't want to eat.

    We actually have a long list of useful purposes for virtually every animal part, so that may become an issue if all meat is lab grown.

  45. Re: We need to get with the times. by KGIII · · Score: 1

    For every animal they don't eat, I will eat two.

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  46. Re: We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too Trumpy.

  47. Inevitable by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    It's all but given that cultured meat will someday be common. That meat will be high-quality without the bacterial/parasitic risks of animal meat, be more consistent and physically indistinguishable from animal meat, and taste great.

    Eventually most countries will ban animal meat, though some will get it through the black market, insisting it's either "more natural than the synthetic crap," or as a perverse status symbol, like safari hunting for sport today.

    1. Re:Inevitable by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      That meat will be high-quality

      Looking at what the food industry has provided so far, we can safely assume it will be very tasty, but poor quality. Quality cost money, and people aren't going to be able to tell the difference, anyway.

    2. Re:Inevitable by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure. The FDA is likely going to have to approve it, and for that reason I can see some legislation popping up which defines what's allowable. Nutritionally, I don't think they'll get away with calling it meat unless it's close to meat. How close is the big question, likely settled with lawsuits and lobbying dollars.
       
      We might end up with grades of lab meat at the end of it, which would be really interesting.

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    3. Re:Inevitable by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      I don't think they'll get away with calling it meat unless it's close to meat

      They'll do what they always do: come up with a cool sounding fantasy name (I can't believe it's not meat), and then claim it's even better than real meat.

  48. Time for an "Open Meat" initiative! by jenningsthecat · · Score: 5, Funny

    A consumer-ready product does not yet exist and its progress is heavily shrouded by intellectual property claims...

    I'm sure RMS disapproves of proprietary wetware as much as he disapproves of proprietary software. Let's start an Open Meat movement. LibreChicken, anyone? How about Moo-nix? OpenBSE?

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    1. Re:Time for an "Open Meat" initiative! by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      OpenBSE?

      Well done!

    2. Re:Time for an "Open Meat" initiative! by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      CARP (CARP Ain't Restricted or Patented)

      Ugh, that's terrible. Someone come up with a better cultured-meat recursive acronym.

  49. Lumps of test tube flesh have human rights too! by NMBob · · Score: 1

    It's only a matter of time. How about we just get rid of a whole bunch of humans? Through attrition? OK, fine.

  50. Re:We need to get with the times. by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    pheat

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  51. Why not Ahi tuna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems to me they are going after the wrong market. The first lab-grown (excuse me, "cultured") meat should be sushi-grade Ahi tuna. Tuna is expensive, over-fished, potentially mercury-laden, and it already looks like it came out of a vat. And people already eat imitation-crab in their California rolls anyway.

    1. Re:Why not Ahi tuna? by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      wow, that's a great point. my vote here.

    2. Re:Why not Ahi tuna? by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      That sounds like an interesting angle. Why don't they bring up fish?? Of course you will need some blood and fat with it, which would take more stem cells to do it.

    3. Re:Why not Ahi tuna? by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      people already eat imitation-crab in their California rolls anyway

      I think that's the problem. Between the real stuff at the top (which covers a large range of attributes, including price point) and surimi at the bottom (which is cheap and also comes in a wide variety of textures and flavor variations), there just isn't much room in the market for a middle-tier premium fish product.

      The really expensive fish products are Veblen goods, so there's not much point in trying to undercut the price on those. The next tier is often chosen as much for presentation as anything else, so you'd have to make your cultured fish look right (including inedible fish parts) too. After that it's a race to the bottom.

      But I could certainly be wrong. And sushi and sashimi have the advantage that buyers often never get to see the whole fish (or anything more than a tiny part of it), so the presentation aspect is displaced onto other aspects of the dish.

    4. Re:Why not Ahi tuna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus fish tastes funny anyway, so I would think it would be easier to hide minor flavor variations under a fishy flavor.

  52. Re:OT Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This comment is more relevant to slashdot than all these crocodile tears socjus articles.

  53. Re: We need to get with the times. by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    That applies to any food.

  54. Re: We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you've never been to Brazilian BBQ. You spend 2 hours stuffing yourself with meat and at the end the only reason you stop is because you feel like you'll puke if you try to cram any more in. Meat is awesome. Besides, eating nothing but "healthy" is a good way to throw yourself into depression. Eating is pleasurable. Junk food is even more so. Yeah, don't stuff yourself on junk food, but I always fit a little into my diet every day. And no, I'm not huge, I'm probably more fit than you. Diets fail because people deprive themselves and then binge. Don't deprive yourself and you don't binge. Just don't overdo it.

  55. Re:We need to get with the times. by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

    Steal elections. Foreign influence.

    Do you really believe that sh!t? What I see is a soft coup being attempted.

    There wasn't any foreign influence in the US election. Not anymore than when the USSR funded anti-nuke protesters in the 1970s and 1980s (Yes the info came out with the fall of the USSR).

    If you're concerned about the elections you should be promoting the use of driver's licenses (give free licenses to people who can't afford them) and keep the ballot machines off line. THEN the chance of "hacking" the election approaches zero.

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  56. Protecting the welfare of farm animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Protecting the welfare of farm animals"

    If this takes off, there won't BE any farm animals, so there will be no welfare to protect.

    They don't seem to realize that almost nobody has a cow for a pet.

    If we stop harvesting cattle, we will also stop GROWING cattle - why would we continue? And cattle these days won't make it without human assistance - we've bred them to where they can't give birth unassisted.

  57. Falacies throughout by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    "protecting the welfare of farm animals" -- there won't be any farm animals. Some will call it "ironic" that cows went extinct after we stopped killing them. Do you think there will be wild cows roaming free? Chickens too?

    "will be delicious, environmentally friendly, and be indistinguishable" -- someone seems to have forgotten the only important adjective: what about nutritious?

    Every time we "take control" over a process, especially a consumer process, we've made things MUCH worse for the environment. Humans used to kill animals to make clothing. They'd go out into the forest, kill 25 animals, and make a fur coat. But good news everybody! Now we can make synthetic coats from nylon and plastics and never need to kill an animal to do it! Let's just cut down six acres of forest, build a factory, ship raw materials from china by ship polluting the oceans, run our factory 24/7, polluting the air and the ground-water, we've already destroyed the forest so ain't no 25 animals a'gonna be killed here, and we can produce coats that degrade within three years so we can sell more!

    Habitat loss from clothing factories has been far worse than my soon-to-be 80-year old racoon fur coat made by one hunter and one furrier and 25 racoons.

    The point is that we value things that we use, and we save things that we value. Cheetahs are endangered because most of us don't value them. So there are movements to save the cheetah, and no one cares. Chickens are arguably the most successful species on this planet. I eat close to a hundred each and every year -- plus another 100 of just the wings, plus another three-hundred eggs, five-hundred if you include chocolate cake and grand marnier soufflés.

    I know that it takes a while for a cow to eat enough grass to make the meat nutritious for me to eat. I know that the cow converts the nutrients within the grass (which I cannot digest) into beef that I can digest -- so I'm getting the nutrients from the grass, which itself absorbed the minerals in the soil.

    I don't know where lab-grown meat gets its nutrients. Let's see if I can guess. The lab sprinkles magic pixie dust onto the stem cells. Obviously. A powder called nutrient-42b. It's basically a protein-powder I'm sure. Now I wonder where the protein-powder comes from? Let me guess, it's produced in a factory. So, we'll start by clear-cutting this forest over here, then we'll build a factory. I'll bet the factory grows plants from which to produce the powder too. So it'll be a factory, and grass, and no cows. We'll have successfully replaced cows with factories.

    Doesn't sound cheaper. Doesn't sound better for the cows either.

    Anyone else hearing a Amanda Marshall singing "Save-The-Cows"?

    So, vegans, riddle-me-this. How come the cow deserves your protection but the carrot does not? I'm sure the carrot species would prefer to not be slaughtered also.

    1. Re:Falacies throughout by careysub · · Score: 1

      Homer murmur... mmmmm... synthetic cheetah meat....

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    2. Re:Falacies throughout by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      So, vegans, riddle-me-this. How come the cow deserves your protection but the carrot does not? I'm sure the carrot species would prefer to not be slaughtered also.

      That you're inviting someone to explain the difference between a vertebrate animal and a vegetable, after professing a desire to see other vertebrate animals cruelly trapped and beaten to death for the sake of harvesting their skins, is quite the puzzle. My answer is you're trolling.

    3. Re:Falacies throughout by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's pretty. But I don't think yanking and skinning and chopping a carrot is, in practice, any less horrific from the carrot's perspective.

      This is very much a case of we-feel-that-every-carrot-is-the-same and hence we-feel-that-we-can-always-create-another-carrot and therefore a-carrot's-life-is-valueless. Whereas we can't create a cow's life -- it's still a big mystery to us.

      So, let's you and I try to bridge the gap between carrot and cow. Let's go with worm. You fish? You dig up a worm, yank it from it's happy soil-eating life, pierce it with a hook, drown it in a river, and force it to get eaten by a fish.

      Then you take that fish, skin it, chop it up, and eat it, often raw.

      Or maybe you use that fish as bait, to catch a bigger fish.

      That smaller fish, was one of your vertebrate animals too, was it not? Of course it was. But again, you don't see fish life as having value, because it doesn't kiss you.

      The truth is -- and this truth is clear from insects all the way through to humans of different colours, humans of different geographies, humans of different sizes, humans of different diseases and humans of different genders -- that the only life we value is life that has fought back to earn our physical respect. It'll be the same with robots, drones, or the next term for a machine that means "slave" in yet another language.

      So, I'll ask again: what makes a cow's life any more deserving of protection than a fish, a worm, a slave, a terrorist, a robot, or a carrot? We destroy forests and mountains and rivers (with dams). We destroy life of all kinds. Think viruses, bacteria. We have abortions and we step on ants on the sidewalk every hour.

      When was the last time you sat on the grass and didn't kill at least six tiny lives?

      Isn't a vaccine genocide? Ought we not fight for the lowly malaria?

      There are people who work to protect everything -- included major diseases.

      My only point is that EVERYTHING has value. All life has value. All life has significant value. But that's doesn't, in and of itself, make killing it evil.

      Much as Alan Watts famously said, what we see as a healthy system, magnified, is a war of smaller creatures. And what we see as a war, zoomed out, is a healthy system. Our choice to choose sides is an arbitrary perspective in the middle of greatness, and is thus just as meaningless.

      So, if you want to protect the cow's life, and not the carrot's life, then you ought to say: "I want to have more cows in the world, and fewer carrots". To which, I'll respond by saying that you'll actually have fewer cows, because no one will breed them. Leading you to rephrase: "I want carrots to have a more challenging existence than cows do", which will be correct.

      You aren't forced to kill cows. You aren't forced to eat cows either. But you should know that the paint on your walls has cow bone dust in it. Obviously most of your leather comes from cows -- the rest comes from eels, by the way, usually the hagfish.

      So you can decide what you kill, and what you don't kill.

      You can cut your grass, and pull your weeds, even though both do a fine job of being groundcover beneath your feet.

      You can pet your puppy and step on your ants, even though both harmlessly clean up your crumbs (the ants in my geography are harmless).

      You can swat your flies and squash your spiders, even though your spiders catch your flies way better than you ever could.

      You can drink pro-biotics and anti-biotics in the same day, and feel good knowing that you've taken sides in a daily feud of thousands of generations of thousands of species all at once.

      But if you're going to bring some sort of moral compass to the conversation, then you're going to need to answer my original abstract question: what makes the carrots, trees, bugs, insects, spiders, forests, rivers, fishes, and viruses, less deserving of your protection than the cows, dogs, cheetahs, elephants, and pandas.

      The only answer that I'

    4. Re:Falacies throughout by Moochman · · Score: 1

      I'm vegan, and while my reasoning is split about 50/50 animal rights/environmental concerns, I admit that I'm unabashedly biased toward intelligence (including emotional intelligence). Mammals are all pretty closely related and there's plenty of research, not to mention plain old intuition, to support the idea that a mammal's idea of pain, pleasure and emotional connection is pretty close to your own. Birds, ditto. Fish, to a slightly lesser extent. A simple invertebrate? Meh.

    5. Re:Falacies throughout by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      Ah, but that line of thinking opens you up to a very different direction. See, if someone's rights/protection is based on their similarity to your idea of pain. . .

      There's the prove-to-me-that-a-carrot-feels-no-pain argument. That you cannot measure it, or don't know how, is very different than that it has no consequence.

      Obviously, black slaves spent centuries being described as they-don't-feel-pain-the-way-you-and-I-do justification.

      But what about the he's-in-a-coma-and-won't-feel-pain-so-I-can-cut-him-with-a-knife argument?

      Or, she's drunk, so I can rape her since she won't feel any pain, nor even remember it.

      Or, he's an advil, and won't feel any pain from me punching him in the head.

      I don't think you can tolerate violent abuse based on familiar reactions. There are simply too many problems.

      I certainly believe that life starts at conception, and most of science agrees. I absolutely think that an abortion, even seconds later is definitely murder. And I believe that murdering an unborn infant is perfectly acceptable. And I think that's important. Can you imagine if killing an unborn baby were a capital offence? Every miscarriage would be the mother murdering her child. The fact that she doesn't know how she did it -- maybe she didn't eat right, maybe she was too skinny or too fat, maybe she was too stressed at work -- she still killed her child. It's terrible. But it certainly must be acceptable, or we'd be in for a huge world of hurt.

      But more to the point, you said "lesser extent" and "meh" to harming fish and invertebrates. So then if you can draw your line arbitrarily, you must be okay with others drawing their lines arbitrarily. So you'd be accepting of a person who thinks killing cows is "meh".

      I think it's very difficult to draw any line in this space, simply because the line either becomes purpose-defining, or becomes wildly inconsistent all by itself.

      I don't think the argument itself is attainable.

    6. Re:Falacies throughout by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      But if you're going to bring some sort of moral compass to the conversation, then you're going to need to answer my original abstract question: what makes the carrots, trees, bugs, insects, spiders, forests, rivers, fishes, and viruses, less deserving of your protection than the cows, dogs, cheetahs, elephants, and pandas.

      The only answer that I've ever seen, with any degree of validity, is merely "social acceptance".

      Your argument seems to boil down to why shouldn't we regard everything that reproduces as the same, just a mere collection of atoms, ecological conservation non withstanding. You might as well argue, why not just kill everyone you meet, since the universe will eventually fizzle out in heat death anyway.

      The fact that 'social acceptance' is the only valid reason you can find for the humane treatment of animals, and then be dismissive of it as merely what's fashionable, makes me hope that those who interact with you in your daily life are aware of your condition.

    7. Re:Falacies throughout by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Yes I do believe there will be wild cows leaving free. Mostly because there are such beasts today.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Numbers will be much *much* lower however. The easiest comparison is to look at the number of Shire horses in existence. Compared to 100 years ago their number has fallen of a cliff edge due to the introduction of the tractor.

      If you believe evolution is the desire to keep one's DNA alive then so far allowing yourself to be domesticated is the single biggest win any species can make.

    8. Re:Falacies throughout by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      But isn't that exactly the point. Yes, you might as well just kill everyone you meet. You might as well use resources to your own benefit. You might as well take that job promotion even though it screws over the other guy who won't get it because you got it.

      The point is that what's right-vs-wrong is a person choice, and not something that can be dictated, simply because no such dictation can be logical or consistent with any practical solution.

      Your house likely has wood framing. You killed well over a hundred trees to make it. You could have built your house out of mud, and killed nothing.

      The only point is that you can't tell someone else what's right and wrong, because you really don't have any concept of it yourself.

    9. Re:Falacies throughout by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      The only point is that you can't tell someone else what's right and wrong, because you really don't have any concept of it yourself.

      So this is about moral nihilism? In the scope of the unfathomably immense universe of space and time, sure, there is no discernible difference between an ant colony and human civilization in its entirety. That all morals and ethics are arbitrary, such that in the complete set of values, there may be a culture somewhere that puts an equal or greater emphasis on the humane handling of plant life as it does that of sentient animals, so who are we to judge.

      With this greater understanding, I'd like to welcome you to our planet. I would caution against erecting any domicile made out of the bone and or living flesh of the native inhabitants, as it could garner undesired attention. Unless you've come well equipped to handle that, of course.

  58. Re:This is not the Slashdot articles I signed up f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because everyone has moved on to other social media platforms. Those who still use the web largely use reddit. Slashdot owners are just making their last buck in a failing website.

  59. Re:We need to get with the times. by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

    What an honorable avowal. There is truly nothing more courageous than murdering defenseless animals. That level of respect and sportsmanship is to be revered.

  60. Re:We need to get with the times. by hord · · Score: 1

    Why would you assume I stated it for honor. I stated it for truth. I will continue to slaughter animals and eat their flesh without guilt so long as I am alive.

  61. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Some are sure it will heal the environmental woes caused by American agriculture while protecting the welfare of farm animals." -- I'm sorry -- if we are all on lab grown meat, there won't BE any farm animals. These things aren't pets, they are PRODUCT. Without any market value, they won't exist!

  62. Re:We need to get with the times. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Come on! You know that this new meat won't be called "meat"

    And not just at the behest of the SJWs, but as a branding. Farmers will insist on being able to use the word for their "natural, ranch-raised" product as distinguished from the lab-grown product. This will be the great ag way of butter vs. margarine all over again.

  63. Re:Vegans don't eat meat. That's the whole idea. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    There's different types of vegans. I, for one, don't care what meat tastes like because I'm vegan for ethical reasons.

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  64. Screaming Meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a culture where people think that trees scream if you cut them, do you really think that they would eat living tissue? I can see the headlines now, "Artificial Meat, if you cut me do I not bleed?"....

  65. Re:We need to get with the times. by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, the planet will continue to spin, and have life on its surface even. And a lot of people will continue to live high off the hog. But more people will be priced out of the market for meat; others will be priced out of the market for food.

    Nature has a time-proven solution to a organism population that outgrows available resources: starve it until it fits.

    Human society has proved more adaptable than Malthusian predictions thus far. Malthusians didn't predict the ability to of people to develop fertilizer technology and high-yield crops. But there are thermodynamic and other physical limits to how much food you can grow on an acre; only so much sunshine to extract energy from and so many minerals you can extract from the soil.

    So if we are going to continue to grow our population, and grow our standard of living for the bulk of that population, we'll have to adapt. And that adaptation will take many forms: new technology (our favorite! it's like changing without having to change), developing greater efficiency, changing our diet (some of us by choice, others by force), and letting the most vulnerable fraction of the human population die.

    And we'll do all of them, but my guess is we'll rely most on new tech and letting people die prematurely, simply because both of these share the advantage that they don't require making hard decisions.

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  66. Re:We need to get with the times. by mspohr · · Score: 1

    Pink slime

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  67. Re:We need to get with the times. by unixisc · · Score: 2

    Meat is on its way out. The planet will NOT survive if humans keep wastefully cultivating animals for food and letting their leaders steal the rightful elections belonging to others because of foreign interference.

    Once this new 'meat' is perfected & mass produced, can we convert not just humans, but ALL animals to it - carnivorous & herbivorous - so that lions don't kill & eat gnus, zebras, gazelles, tigers don't hunt & kill deer, foxes don't eat hens & so on? Also, since plants too are living beings, make sure that deer, goats, cows, et al get w/ the program as well! So that onions & tomatoes don't risk getting plucked & slaughtered.

  68. Re:We need to get with the times. by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's on its way out is getting meat by having animals grow it on their bodies, killing and butchering them and then trying to find things to do with the parts people don't want to eat.

    What? Even vegans participate in this activity, they just think they don't. When growing just about any kind of crop, you invariably have to kill many pests, among them being wild boars, deer, raccoons, rats, mice, possums, insects by the millions, and many more. All are sentient by the way, including plants.

    Besides, there's also practically no such thing as food that doesn't use some kind of animal byproduct, especially if you eat organic food where there aren't any practical alternatives. Whether its use cow poo, worm poo, guano, bone meal, blood meal, or any number of other animal products used in agriculture, an animal is involved somewhere.

    Animal husbandry doesn't need to be either cruel or bad for the environment though. For the most part, it's just cows that are environmentally unsound, but even then, this can partially be avoided by having them graze for food instead of being given animal feed. This guy goes into great detail:

    https://www.theguardian.com/co...

    If vegans had enough creatine in their diet, maybe they would be smart enough to realize all of this, but alas, they're in a vicious cycle. (Yes, creatine does make you smarter and improve your memory, in addition to the already well known benefit of allowing you to gain lean (healthy) body mass.)

    As for me personally, hunting and fishing are very fun things to do. I really doubt you'd be able to convince me and everybody who participates in these things that they need to stop just to satisfy some moral code that amounts to a religion that they do not and will not ever believe in (I certainly don't.)

  69. Let me know when it's cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Cow, chicken, pork, exotic meat, veggie-protein, lab-grown meat, all compete with each other for my wallet:

    If they taste good, cook easily, look okay, and provide nutrition, and there aren't any reasons to boycott the particular product, then I'll go with the cheapest.

    Right now, exotic meat and lab-grown meat are way too expensive for me, and most veggie-burgers I've tried are either too expensive or they don't have the taste, texture, or other qualities I'm looking for.

    However, if someone wants to give me a meat-like veggie burger, exotic-meat-steak, or lab-grown meat that is "close enough" to cow, chicken, or pork, I wouldn't turn them down. Heck, I'd even pay for it - but not more than whatever other meat is cheapest at the supermarket that week.

  70. Re:We need to get with the times. by mspohr · · Score: 1

    Nobody loves horse shit...or cow shit...and lots of people are appalled by the thought of eating dead animals.

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  71. Re:We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck u i want my damn bacon

  72. Re:We need to get with the times. by lactose99 · · Score: 2

    Slig seems appropriate

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  73. hey we can grow them without a face! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that the number one complaint (by vegetarians) is eliminated

  74. Re:We need to get with the times. by lactose99 · · Score: 2

    The defenseless do usually taste better

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  75. Re:We need to get with the times. by lactose99 · · Score: 1

    Only if his power levels are at 9000

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  76. Silver lining by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

    Even if cultured, we will finally be sure our hot dogs are made of real dog meat.

  77. Anecdotal evidence by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    My vegetarian SO and their vegan sibling are both in love with the Impossible Burger and the Beyond Burger. Those aren't cultured meat, but they are designed to resemble real burgers as much as possible.

    So unsurprisingly in real life people are vegetarian or vegan for many different reasons. Some of them will enjoy cultured meat, some won't touch it but will still enjoy well made "fake" meat, some will stick to things like veggie burgers and tofurkey, and some will avoid anything that even vaguely resembles meat.

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  78. Re:We need to get with the times. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Absolute horse shit. Everyone loves meat, even vegetarians!

    The real surprising part of all this is that meat eaters can also like vegetarian dishes.

    If you give them a chance, and put some tasty good ones on the fucking menus.

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  79. May spin-off from other tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am currently standing one floor beneath ARMI (https://www.armiusa.org/). This is a DoD-backed program to grow replacement organs for living people out of their own DNA. In a way, this is the same thing--growing meat, except that in this case it's medical-grade and delivered live. Meat labs will likely be able to spin off of this technology, perhaps finding ways to make it cheaper to fabricate since there's no need to surgically implant it in someone's body.

  80. Mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't often eat antibiotics, hormones and steroids, but when I do, I prefer it to come from beef.

  81. Re: We need to get with the times. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    You think we don't want meat just because we are full after a meal? When we are full after a meal we don't want vegan dishes either, so I'm not even sure what your point is.

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  82. Re:We need to get with the times. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    The Japanese solved that issue. They eat animals that are still alive.

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  83. Re:We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a bunch of fucking bullshit. You people and your 'moral choices' can't override your own DNA; humans are OMNIVORES and nothing you can do will change that. EVER. Why do you think it is that any pediatrician worth their salt will turn strict vegetarian parents in to the police and have them charged with child abuse if they insist on raising their baby/toddler/small child on a strict vegetarian diet? Because the child will not develop properly, 'fail to thrive', become very ill in a number of ways, and maybe even DIE. That alone is proof enough that humans should NOT be eating only vegetable matter. Get over it, get over yourself, stop malnourishing yourself, stop trying to convince people to sabotage their health with your stupid bullshit meme 'diet' that has nothing to do with human health and everything to do with a completely misguided and pants-on-head stupid attempt to put food animals above us on the food chain. Or do you secretly want the human race to die out?

  84. Re:We need to get with the times. by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    It's chronic amino acid deficiencies that create the progressive cognitive deficit that strict vegetarians inevitably suffer from. Seriously. I know vegans and some who have recanted and gone back to eating meat. They think clearer, make more sense, and their personalities change, becoming more effectual in pretty much all areas of their lives.

  85. Carbon footprint by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Somehow I doubt that this 'nu-meat' or whatever you want to call it is going to have an overall lower carbon footprint than, say, raising free-range chickens.

  86. Re:OT Rant by losfromla · · Score: 1

    Yeah upvote this and disappear the posts from the vegan idiots (sorry for the redundancy).

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  87. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and just like with that argument, ultimately the abomination that will be lab-meat (leat?) will be found to be incredibly unhealthy and not compatible with the digestive tract or biology of any animal (humans included).

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  88. Re: We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    I'll join you in that my omnivorous friend. I'll also encourage my friends (both of them) to do the same. Plus my kids...

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  89. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    I usually don't murder my own. I do find them delicious though. Right now I'm plowing through all the meat in a pig's head. I didn't realize how much there would be. It will probably end up feeding me for a month.

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  90. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    I'm convinced but sadly, I'm part of the choir. If vegans and/or vegetarians could listen to reason, the world would be a much better place. They could then focus their anger on what should be their true targets, industrial agriculture and CAFOs, the whole industrial "food" chain in fact.

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  91. Animal Cruelty? by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    So, let's just say that a better than meat lab grown alternative is created. What happens to all the millions of domesticated animals now no longer of any value. I guess we euthanize them and wipe out whole species?

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  92. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    I will gladly eat a vegetarian dish, as long as it's on the side of my steak and eggs. It doesn't even have to be tasty as the meat will take care of that.

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  93. Industrial Meat - More Feed from Big Corp by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    "burger will be delicious, environmentally friendly, and be indistinguishable from a regular burger."

    And the burger will be brought to you by Big Corp...

    Industrial production of food will mean not local and not small business and not family farms.

    Animal agriculture is tightly interwoven with vegetable, fruit and grain production on a sustainable basis. By separating them and becoming dependent on industrial systems you make the entire system more centralized and fragile as well as less sustainable.

    That's very bad.

    1. Re:Industrial Meat - More Feed from Big Corp by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >Industrial production of food will mean not local and not small business and not family farms.

      One of the ideas being bandied about is extremely local meat production. Imagine a never-ending sausage... it's alive, so it doesn't go bad. You cut off a bit to eat, and more grows forward.

      Now, I have zero idea how pie-in-the-sky that is, but it's on the spectrum of possibilities. No big factory, but something in your own home you have to supply with raw materials. (Raw materials are to be packaged and distributed by big evil corporations, though, and DMCA-protected so you can't just use your own)

    2. Re:Industrial Meat - More Feed from Big Corp by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      The problem is it will be with industrial inputs.

      Right now I can raise meat on pasture without the need for industrial inputs, no petroleum inputs, no synthetic fertilizer made from oil, no high energy inputs, etc.

      But as soon as you make it artificial then it will need inputs that you can not get locally, that you can not produce naturally. This makes you dependent on Big Corp.

      No thanks.

    3. Re:Industrial Meat - More Feed from Big Corp by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      I agree in theory, but until we drastically reduce the human population it's an excellent way to distribute more protein with less negative impact on the environment, with a bonus of not having to kill animals for food (not that nature isn't already nasty in the wild, but at least we don't need to have blood on OUR hands).

      Unless we all want to turn vegan. Personally, I like eating animal flesh (especially certain cuts of cow wrapped in certain bits of pig), and I'm pretty sure I'm evolved to be an omnivore and not a herbivore.

    4. Re:Industrial Meat - More Feed from Big Corp by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Reducing the human population isn't really the answer. If anything we need more people so that we have more thinkers solving the big problems that lay before us. For each of them we need hundreds to thousands of support people. So increased population is really the solution.

      The issue is not over population but rather over use of resources. People can live a lot lighter on the land than they currently do, especially in most developed countries. I live lightly enough that I have a negative carbon footprint. Technology is helping with this by reducing the materials and energy needed to live an advanced lifestyle. Simple example is how a computer today fits in the palm of your hand, uses about 1,000th the resources and is about 27,000 to 100,000 times more powerful than the computers of 30 years ago.

      The biggest issue is too much travel.

      So, go forth and breed. Have lots of children. Teach science and ecology to your children. And make sure they have understandings of history, sociology, economics, etc as well. In other words, a well rounded education such that some of them may become the great thinkers of tomorrow who will further improve life here on Earth, and lead us forth into space.

  94. Re:OT Rant by sexconker · · Score: 1

    I love sites that prevent you from right clicking (Firefox now at least lets you shift+right click to get around it, but how is a normal user to know?).
    I also loves sites that prevent you from pasting into password fields.
    Or that open up popup windows with toolbars disabled and no ability to resize or dock it to your main window as a tab.

    What the FUCK would a browser let a site dictate the viewport or the user's ability to input data or the user's ability to fucking open a context menu?!

  95. Re:We need to get with the times. by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Good for them, then.

    Margarine is ass and is terrible for you. Butter is great and is pretty good for you.

  96. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    You forgot to check the "Post Anonymous" you fucktard coward piece of shit.

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  97. Re:We need to get with the times. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    The Koreans have solved it too:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  98. Re:We need to get with the times. by johanw · · Score: 0

    No I didn't. Our days of bowing to the SJW's are over.

  99. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    It takes 10-20lbs of feed to make 1lb of meat according to the industry's own numbers, and about the same for a gallon of milk. It's horribly inefficient, and shows that by not eating meat you gain a 10-20x more efficient food source (10-20lbs of corn or soy), and cause 10-20x less "by-kill" during crop production. So vegans still cause immensely less harm overall if that is your concern.

  100. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Vegans are at the front line in the fight against Big-Ag and their CAFOs.

  101. Re:We need to get with the times. by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

    Population rate is decreasing fast. Yes. The population is still increasing but we're quickly getting to a point where population level will drop in absolute numbers. By quickly I mean by the end of this century we will probably see a decrease in absolute numbers. We've gone from fertility rates of over 5 in 1970 to under 2.5 today. 2.1 Is the magic number to see a drop in population. We will probably see a 2.1 fertility rate in by 2050.

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  102. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Inevitably suffer from? That would suggest that it's a serious and widespread problem, and thus there would be studies proving it. But there aren't. In fact, vegans have the lowest rates of dementia and stroke ever observed. Look at the latest large-scale, long-term nutrition studies. This is why every large health organization is now supporting 100% plant-based diets as being nutritionally adequate for all stages of life.

  103. Re:We need to get with the times. by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Do you think I make this stuff up out of wholecloth? There was a study done that I read about that says this. I don't have a link, go find it yourself if you don't believe me, I can't be bothered. Also it all fits in with my experience knowing people who are and were Vegan.

  104. Re:We need to get with the times. by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Oh and by the way nothing that involves a tiny minority (a FRACTION OF A PERCENT) of the total population can ever be considered a 'widespread problem' or 'serious', in this case it's more like 'nutcases that are screwing themselves up with an insane meme diet that has nothing whatsoever to do with health reasons'.

  105. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    Not the psycho-biatches I see at the Farmer's Market. They are there yelling at and protesting, and cussing at the Grass-fed beef farmers. Stupid fucking vegans should be at Vons/Ralphs/Stater Bros/Costco yelling about the CAFO meat. Not at the place where the meat of compassionately raised animals is sold. So, I don't buy your bullshit lie.

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  106. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    The Seventh Day Adventists (vegans and vegetarians) have the longest lifespans of any group ever observed scientifically. So I wouldn't write off plant based diets. They also have some of the lowest rates of diabetes, heart disease, stroke, dementia, hypertension, etc. Among them, the vegans cohort do significantly better than any of the vegetarian groups (lacto-vegetarian, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, etc).

  107. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Everyone who lacks B12 (the amino acid you're referring to) will suffer such consequences. 39% of the US population is B12 deficient (in the country with nearly the highest meat/dairy consumption per capita in the world), so eating animal products obviously isn't the answer. This isn't an argument against plant-based diets, it's an argument for B12 fortification in foods.

  108. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Whether you believe something or not doesn't change the fact. Vegans fight Big-Ag like no other group. Look at the work PETA has done fighting them. Honestly, if they were picketing Costco (they do), you seem like you'd still be angry.

  109. Re:We need to get with the times. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Edit: ...war of butter vs margarine.

  110. Re:Vegans don't eat meat. That's the whole idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think part of it is biologically humans are omnivores.

  111. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    I don't generally follow PETA, I'm talking about blowhard vegans I see during my weekly shopping. I'm totally against CAFOs but am not sure I could join a group composed of mindless cretins like vegans are. What I see does not negate whatever assertions you make about vegan antagonizing of compassionate farmers/ranchers. But, go back to ArmoredDragon's post and deal with that, dude. If you know other vegans tell them to not make asses of themselves and stop protesting compassionately raised animal meat, there are much bigger fish to fry. Those vegans make all of y'all look like mindless morons. Which, based on ArmoredDragon's post, may be true. Think about that possibility before posting back.

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  112. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Who is raging again? You're just angry that animal rights activists don't stop at confronting the corporations. They confront all animal abusers. There is no humanely raised meat. If you believe that, I have some great land in Florida for sale.

  113. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    I see that my third sentence made no fucking sense.
    What I wrote:
    What I see does not negate whatever assertions you make about vegan antagonizing of compassionate farmers/ranchers.

    What I meant:
    Your assertions about vegans and their battle against CAFOs does not remove what I have witnessed which is vegans antagonizing compassionate farmers/ranchers.

    That's better but still not great. Sorry about the shitty sentence. I was in a rush.

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  114. Re:We need to get with the times. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    You think I'm raging? You should see the idiot vegan lady at my Farmer's Market. _Everyone_ thinks/knows she's mental. But to you she's a normal well-adapted vegan, doing her duty.

    And that is exactly the problem with vegans. You idiots live in a black and white world, no shades of gray/grey. Guess what, the world isn't binary. But do continue to live in your echo chamber. I have not problem with animal rights activists. I have a problem with the maladapted, mentally ill class of people commonly referred to as vegans.

    Protip: your religion will continue to be marginalized due to the complete lack of logic, reason, and science that backs it.

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  115. Re:We need to get with the times. by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    Vegans are at the front line in the fight against Big-Ag and their CAFOs.

    Except they're fighting the wrong battle. Their message is "no more meat period" instead of "better livestock welfare", so nobody listens to them.

  116. Re:We need to get with the times. by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 2

    They're lying.

  117. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    So you support animal right, that's good enough for me. That seems ethical, moral, and logical.

  118. Re:We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck off Veganfag

  119. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Animal rights activists do argue for better living conditions for farm animals. Their lobying efforts have led to significantly expanded cage sizes for chickens and pigs for example, among many other improvements to the processes of animal production.

  120. Re: We need to get with the times. by rthille · · Score: 1

    Serious question, Why? The ecological impacts of meat are well known, and while eating meat certainly won't kill you, all of a sudden increasing your consumption by 1 steer/year for every vegan seems excessive and likely health impacting.

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  121. Kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was an episode of the American TV Show "Elementary," about the issue of whether lab grown meat would be Kosher or not. I forget the details. A murder occurred, not important.
    But imagine the sales potential of lab grown bacon if it deemed Kosher. Or passes Muslim restrictions on eating pig.

  122. Re:We need to get with the times. by erapert · · Score: 1

    [citation needed]

  123. Do they use more than one stem cell? by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

    We need the one that makes the blood and the one that makes the fat. You need a little blood and about 20% fat to make a hamburger taste good on the barbecue grill. Otherwise it is dry. .. Come to think about it. If we could make fat, we could make fuel!

  124. Re: We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For every animal they don't eat, I will eat two.

    I'll join you in that my omnivorous friend. I'll also encourage my friends (both of them) to do the same. Plus my kids...

    Given that people are animals, I'm not sure what you are saying, are you going to eat your two friends, or are your friends going to eat your kids?

  125. Why do the words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "product reveal dinner" scare me?

  126. Re:We need to get with the times. by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    [citation needed]

    Here are a few to start from. You can follow their references cited sections to thousands of related studies.

    Associations between diet and cancer, ischemic heart disease, and all-cause mortality in non-Hispanic white California Seventh-day Adventists
    Fraser 2009 Am J Clin Nutr September 1999 vol. 70 no. 3 532s-538s

    Dietary Relationships With Fatal Colorectal Cancer Among Seventh-Day Adventists
    Roland L. Phillips, M.D., Dr. P.H. David A. Snowdon, Ph.D., M.P.H. JNCI: Journal of the National Cancer Institute, Volume 74, Issue 2, 1 February 1985, Pages 307–317

    Coronary heart disease mortality among Seventh-Day Adventists with differing dietary habits: a preliminary report
    Roland L. Phillips, Frank R. Lemon, W. Lawrence Beeson, and Jan W. Kuzma. Am J Clin Nutr October 1978 vol. 31 no. 10 S191-S198

    Diet and Lung Cancer in California Seventh-day Adventists
    Gary E. Fraser W. Lowrence Beeson Ronald L. Phillips. American Journal of Epidemiology, Volume 133, Issue 7, 1 April 1991, Pages 683–693.

    Association Between Reported Diet And All-Cause Mortality: Twenty-One-Year Follow-Up On 27, 530 Adult Seventh-Day Adventists
    HAROLD A. Kahn Roland L. Phillips David A. Snowdon Warren Choi. American Journal of Epidemiology, Volume 119, Issue 5, 1 May 1984, Pages 775–787.

    Dietary and hormonal interrelationships among vegetarian Seventh-Day Adventists and nonvegetarian men.
    B J Howie and T D Shultz. Am J Clin Nutr July 1985 vol. 42 no. 1 127-134

    Animal product consumption and mortality because of all causes combined, coronary heart disease, stroke, diabetes, and cancer in Seventh-day Adventists.
    Snowdon. Am J Clin Nutr September 1988 vol. 48 no. 3 739-748.

    Mortality Among California Seventh-Day Adventists for Selected Cancer Sites
    Roland L. Phillips, M.D., Dr. P.H. Lawrence Garfinkel, M.A. J. W. Kuzma, Ph.D. W. Lawrence Beeson, M.S.P.H. Terry Lotz, M.S.P.H. Burton Brin, M.P.H. JNCI: Journal of the National Cancer Institute, Volume 65, Issue 5, 1 November 1980, Pages 1097–1107.

    Diet and Serum Cholesterol Levels A Comparison between Vegetarians and Nonvegetarians in a Seventh-day Adventist Group
    RAYMOND O. WEST, M.D., M.P.H. and OLIVE B. HAYES, M.P.H.. Am J Clin Nutr August 1968 vol. 21 no. 8 853-862.

    Cohort study of diet, lifestyle, and prostate cancer in adventist men
    Mills, P. K., Beeson, W. L., Phillips, R. L. and Fraser, G. E. (1989), Cohort study of diet, lifestyle, and prostate cancer in adventist men. Cancer, 64: 598–604.

  127. Re: We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many pounds of leather, bones, fat etc are created with it and what percentage of that is actually used and not just thrown away after?

  128. Re:We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It must at least be as courageous as doing battle with the lettuce patch for your lunch. The carrot village didn't stand a chance before your merciless onslaught!

  129. Re:This is not the Slashdot articles I signed up f by messymerry · · Score: 1

    Lobby driven drivel is permeating the entire media sphere. Why would /. be exempted form it? The best thing to do is check out. I will come back in a year or two and see how things have progressed. Right now, I'm in the Patagonian rain forest and loving it...

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  130. Re: We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It actually is 1 pound of cattle not meat.

  131. Re: We need to get with the times. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thing is, it's easy to ramp up production to higher levels and until people start getting shot for grazing cattle in the Amazon no one is getting priced out

  132. Re:We need to get with the times. by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    Animal rights activists do argue for better living conditions for farm animals.

    Depends on which ones. Most vegans I've heard from want the practice banned entirely. PETA feels the same way, including banning any captivity of animals period, including pets and service animals.

  133. It isn't hype; just the unavoidable future by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    Everyday cultured meat could be produced much more efficiently than through corporate farms. The actual product will probably be healthier since it won't be necessary to feed animals an unnatural diet because it's cheaper. Moral vegans will all but disappear but vegetarianism will continue.

    Animals will still be slaughtered but only for those willing to pay the premium. Those animals will be raised by high standard small farmers and corporate animal farms will by and large disappear. You will be able to look up the pedigree and health reports on your real steak but will cost like $100. Most striking will be a resurgence of people raising chickens in cities. The oceans will get some time to heal once 90% of the fish eaten is cultured fish meat. Most of the real fish will come from fish farms to limit exposure to sea pollution. All this will happen over the next 70 years.