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Medium Will Now Pay Writers Based On How Many 'Claps' They Get (theverge.com)

Medium is getting creative with how they're paying its writers. The San Francisco-based online publishing platform will determine how much an author is paid by how many claps a story receives. Claps are basically Medium's equivalent of a Like, and they recently replaced the "recommend" feature -- a little heart button at the end of each article. The Verge reports: The site wants people to send authors claps to show how much they enjoy reading each article. Now, those claps are actually going to mean something. Medium pays authors by dividing up every individual subscriber's fee between the different articles they've read that month. But rather than doing an even division between articles, Medium will weight payments toward whichever articles a subscriber gives the most claps to. It's not clear exactly how much each individual clap tips the scale, but you can be sure that writers will be asking readers to click that button. It's a pretty strange way to implement payments, since it relies on a really arbitrary metric that individual subscribers might use in really different and inconsistent ways. Time spent on page and whether someone shared an article probably would have been useful metrics by which to tell how much a reader enjoyed a piece, but maybe that makes too much sense for a startup in the middle of its second business model pivot. On the positive side, claps can help Medium surface content that people are enjoying and get it in front of more readers.

135 comments

  1. Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, who here ever heard about Medium? And of those, how many care?

    1. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a newspaper in San Francisco for the LGBTQ2SN community. So it's appropriate that writers get paid based on how many of their readers get the clap.

    2. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "2SN"? What's this latest addition to the freak show?

    3. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      LBGTQ2SN? What repressed deviant group is the "N" for?

    4. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nazi.

    5. Re:Medium by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Funny

      And of those, how many care?

      I care. I am going to sign up as a writer, whip up a Selenium script to "clap" my articles, and then write myself a minivan. If that doesn't work, I will hire clappers on Mechanical Turk.

    6. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's appropriate that writers get paid based on how many of their readers get the clap.

      Well played, sir.

    7. Re:Medium by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      For a while, not so long ago, one of their bloggers would submitl every post from their blog as a proposed Slashdot story. I got really tired of seeing medium.com all over the firehose (and even on the main page).

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    8. Re:Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isnt it easier to hire Chinese clappers

    9. Re:Medium by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      They're basically trying to follow the Buzzfeed business model. Paying attention to online business models has value.

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    10. Re:Medium by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      isnt it easier to hire Chinese clappers

      Many MT workers are from India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. All have lower median wages than China. China isn't so cheap anymore.

    11. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, who here ever heard about Medium? And of those, how many care?

      Here, at slashdot? Just about everyone.

      The stupid shills like StartsWithABang, would would write one or more medium hosted articles a day, and Timothy while dutifully post their 'subnissions' here.

      Thank God that assclown got booted out on n his ass.

    12. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The N word you xenophobic monster!

    13. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's customary to add a letter at random. So every time you use the acronym, add one more letter over the last time you used it. Otherwise I'd have to complain to the GP about lack of "A" and "I" and a few others in there, that insensitive clod.

    14. Re: Medium by s.petry · · Score: 1

      That is "2SN!!!!111ONE!!!!1!" you insensitive clod!

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    15. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's LGBTQ2SNPZ now, tolerance people!

    16. Re:Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Medium is basically Geocities 2.0

    17. Re:Medium by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      dunno but they are sure to get lots of trollish "EVERYONE MUST READ THIS AND SHARE!!!" and cutesy cat stuff articles from now on..

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    18. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I prefer "GayBLT".

    19. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not. It's LGBTQP+BBQ

    20. Re: Medium by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3

      Appropriately, I've misread a sentence in the summary as "Claps are basically Medium's equivalent of lice". Maybe they should have gone for jazz hands?

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    21. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dark-skinned penis-bearing lesbian woman lorem ipsum dolor sit amet Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, qui me ex versiculis meis putastis. The end.

      "So progressive!" "Claps all around!" "This is just one line and the rest is an obscene greek poem." "YOU ARE SUCH A TRANSPHOBIC RACIST NAZI!"

      Me; "*rolling around in money*"

    22. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I'm not the only one to have thought that. Wow.

    23. Re: Medium by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      No it's not. It's LGBTQP+BBQ+UTC&A

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    24. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a problem. We only have something like 100 or so (printable) characters and some just don't work (who wants to be "?) We are going to have a shortage soon. Unicode is out unless you think typewriters are racist.

    25. Re:Medium by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Bearing in mind you get a portion of the clappers subscription money based on their claps each of you Selenium sesions will need a paid subscription. Good luck with that

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    26. Re: Medium by B33rNinj4 · · Score: 1

      Well done!

    27. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use stolen credit cards to purchase subscriptions, obviously.

    28. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came here for "the clap" joke. Was not disappointed. A+++++

    29. Re: Medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst money laundering scheme ever...

  2. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If by 'creative' you mean substituting another word for 'hits', 'likes', or 'shares', then yes, yes they are.

  3. Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who else bets that the frothing-at-the-mouth angry SJW articles (and their right-wing equivalents, I guess) will always get a ton of claps? (Claps? chlamydias? kek!)

    This is a good way to marginalize reasonable authors that tell the difficult truths, and pander to the lowest common mob drone from your favourite group of idiots.

    1. Re:Mob justice all the way by ckatko · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ironically, they're extremely vocal about video games and movies yet they never buy or watch them...

    2. Re:Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ironically, they're extremely vocal about video games and movies yet they never buy or watch them...

      Not ironic in their world. To even see what you are critical of is to normalize or give power to it. Read both here on slashdot as excuses for refusing to read the Google Memo.

    3. Re: Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ironically, they're extremely vocal about video games and movies yet they never buy or watch them...

      Isn't it ironic; like meeting the man of your dreams, and his beautiful, beautiful wife?

      No Chris, you fucking moron, that isn't irony.

    4. Re:Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upmods and downmods. Too close to the truth?

    5. Re:Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an easy solution to this.
      Clap every article and force them to kill off such a shitty metric.

    6. Re: Mob justice all the way by ckatko · · Score: 1

      Can't we make peace, not war?

    7. Re: Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might just start a new career, writing about white guilt. $$$$$

    8. Re:Mob justice all the way by Petersko · · Score: 1

      That only matters if you're in the business of difficult truths and avoiding the lowest common denominator. I don't know that's Medium's business, is it? I wouldn't judge Mad Magazine against that criteria.

    9. Re:Mob justice all the way by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 1

      Seems like it would be rather hypocritical of them to support an industry they are complaining about.
      Maybe if someone made a game or movie to their tastes they might be more inclined to purchase.

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    10. Re:Mob justice all the way by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Too easily manipulated by a small but vocal/fanatic minority.

    11. Re:Mob justice all the way by Megol · · Score: 1

      I guess you are new to the Internet? Because the angry vocal shitheads are more likely racist, sexist idiots than the SJW strawmen people like you (=idiots) try to portrait as the standard. Whatever...

    12. Re:Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible. They thrive on being outraged, and will always manage to find some reason to hate it, no matter how hard you try.

    13. Re:Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats, you just used a strawman to fight a strawman.

    14. Re: Mob justice all the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd expect someone that speaks very passionately about movies and video games to watch or play them.
      Therefore, the fact that they don't is unexpected.

      In other words, the actual situation is opposite of the expected one - aka, Irony.

  4. Peak clickbait has arrived. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And I for one am excited to see where this takes us.

  5. robot powered clap generator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can pay my robot powered clap generator to generate claps for random text to create a automated eco system to harvest Medium. (Well I won't bother to write it but I am fairly sure others will)

  6. That can't possibly be abused. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So whoever writes the most drivel that gets the most Facebook postings to drive more people to the site gets all the money each month. A writer could even pay people's subscriptions for a few months, since most of it would come back to them as payment. After building up a small following, they could just keep writing the same drivel and get the same claps, without having to payout the seed money anymore.

    It's like a multi-player computer game I played once, based on a small business model. The person who sunk all their money into Research and Development at the start had the most money each round, and then just before the end they sunk all their money into Advertising, and had all the money at the end. After seeing that, that was the only way to play the game if you wanted to win.

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    1. Re:That can't possibly be abused. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Troll

      So whoever writes the most drivel that gets the most Facebook postings to drive more people to the site gets all the money each month. A writer could even pay people's subscriptions for a few months, since most of it would come back to them as payment. After building up a small following, they could just keep writing the same drivel and get the same claps, without having to payout the seed money anymore.

      I'll bet if you think about what you just wrote, you'll start to see why it's stupid.

      I don't want to spoil your surprise.

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    2. Re:That can't possibly be abused. by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The truth is very often undesirable and boring. So they will be paying more for artful lies. Want a system that works, treat your audience like children. Give them some pocket play money to spend, a set allowance each time period (longer time periods require more careful thought so 24hour vs 48 hour vs 7 days) and that they can spend with whom they wish. Allow them to earn extra play money by buying stuff with real money and they can spend that play money as they wish. Those authors who they choose to spend their play money with, earn real money. Selling stuff seems to work better than advertising stuff, in the current era. Advertising seems to be spending big to gain very little sales because once you are on the internet, you see and interesting item you might be interested in and you, well, immediately use the internet to compare it to competitors and find it is over priced shite with a big advertising product and you don't buy it. The only advertising that works for me, is when I am actually shopping and something is on special and I check it out (compare with competitors) and that special is actually worthwhile, that is it. Trying to squeeze marketing dollars out of that does not leave much space. Spend more on the product and less on advertising and you are more likely to win the sale.

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    3. Re:That can't possibly be abused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, would be no different from major news stations or science studies. Once you got the base of readers, you can just make up fake stories that readers want to read like "Trump is evil" and make money.

    4. Re:That can't possibly be abused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how does this work for say...

      anyone who doesn't already have a captive audience?

    5. Re: That can't possibly be abused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this is basically broccoli versus candy. Broccoli never gets any claps. Candy does. Is broccoli healthier than a diet of pure candy? I can see the future and future is articles consisting entirely of feels.

    6. Re:That can't possibly be abused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That model certainly has worked for the Washington Post.

  7. ... It's not clear exactly how... by turkeydance · · Score: 0

    profit!

  8. I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt if any author wants a case of the clap.

    1. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound bitter, solar panel tits

    2. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He also avoid claps by being a terrible writer.

    3. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      He also avoid claps by being a terrible writer.

      I may be a terrible writer but at least I make money at being a terrible writer. I wouldn't make money with Medium. If I want to give my work away for free, I would publish at Fictionaut.

    4. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

      We know your heart is in the right place. You don't want to entertain, write well, or tell an interesting story; you prefer vomiting on your keyboard and tricking people out of a few dollars.

      Thank you for the Stephen King reference. : p

    5. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      People told him he was a bad writer because he chose to write "scary" books - stories about monsters and ghosts, latter-day fairy tales.

      Uh, no. The fact that Stephen King made a shitload of money is why he got cared a "bad writer" over the years. If he hade made no money, no one would have cared. America has a literary tradition that anyone who writes for money and/or popular with the masses must be a hack. I'm honored to wear that badge, especially if it pisses off my merry band of trolls on Slashdot.

    6. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no. The fact that Stephen King made a shitload of money is why he got cared a "bad writer" over the years.

      Uh, no, you're confusing cause and effect. The fact that Stephen King was viewed by the literary establishment as a "genre writer" is why he got called a "bad writer" over the years. He was a genre writer, and didn't focus on writing "great literary works of merit."

      There are plenty of examples of writers who have been critically and commercially successful. The ones achieving critical success are usually "literary fiction" writers - their books tackle big ideas and compex topics. King's books - and his approach to writing - can be boiled down to, "story, story, story." If it's not a fun, interesting, compelling story, the rest of it doesn't matter. This type of writing sells well, but reviewers dismiss it out of hand as "pulp."

      That King focuses on writing this type of novel, and has achieved quite a bit of commercial success in doing so, simply makes the critics even more angry - it's evidence of the dumbing down of fiction, and the execrable tastes of the reading public. That King sells a couple million copies of a book, while Infinite Jest only sells a million copies, is evidence that literature is doomed, the critics moan.

      If he hade made no money, no one would have cared.

      No, the critics still would have panned him as just another genre writer with no literary talent. They just wouldn't be so upset about his sales figures as a barometer of the declining tastes of the novel-reading public.

      America has a literary tradition that anyone who writes for money and/or popular with the masses must be a hack.

      No, again, you're confusing cause and effect. Genre writers - Tom Clancy, Danielle Steel, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, JK Rowling - are dismissed because they are genre writers. They do not focus on writing "Great Literary Works(tm)," and so their works - regardless of how popular - have no literary merit. David Foster Wallace's "Infinite Jest" (certainly a "Great Literary Work(tm)") - has sold over a million copies. This makes it a resounding commercial success, and the critics were largely quite positive about it. The critics want 35 million people to buy and read "Infinite Jest", not "Harry Potter", or "The Sum of All Fears", or "It". If Infinite Jest goes on to sell 35 million copies, it will be hailed as an amazing work which elevated the tastes of millions of readers. If "It" sells 35 million copies, it will be hailed as genre fiction that pandered and diluted the literary taste of a nation.

      Number of sales is secondary to the "literary merits" of a book. If a "good book" sells millions of copies, it's still a "good book," and the success of the book is a sign of a resurgence of interest in great works of literature. If a "bad book" sells millions of copies, it's a "bad book" that degrades the taste of the world, and contributes to the decline of western civilization.

      I'm honored to wear that badge, especially if it pisses off my merry band of trolls on Slashdot.

      I'm not pissed off, I'm genuinely fascinated that someone who misses all of Stephen King's points about writing seems to fancy himself a kind of "King 2.0."

    7. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

      I'm not pissed off, I'm genuinely fascinated that someone who misses all of Stephen King's points about writing seems to fancy himself a kind of "King 2.0."

      I'm genuinely fascinated by trolls who waste their time responding to my comments, especially after I made it clear that I'm not interested in their opinions.

    8. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're also not interested in your reader's reviews...

    10. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You're also not interested in your reader's reviews...

      Reader's reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt, especially when the reviews are too negative or too positive.

    11. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if overall you have many negative reviews, and other people also laugh at you? What then? At what point can it become possible in your mind that you're a bad writer?

    12. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm genuinely fascinated by trolls who waste their time responding to my comments, especially after I made it clear that I'm not interested in their opinions.

      But it's clear that you are interested, creimer. You keep telling us about what a successful writer you are, and how you're just like Stephen King. But suddenly, when we point out that your writing bears no resemblance to Stephen King's writing, and in fact doesn't even seem to follow his basic advice that writers should master grammar and spelling, we become trolls and you don't care what we think.

      Your reviews are generally tepid to negative. I've read samples of several of your stories, and found them to be horridly written - full of grammar, spelling, and vocabulary errors, and extremely light on any form of story, narrative, plot, or characterization. If you want to be a successful writer, even your apparent hero says you need to fix those fundamental issues with your writing. But you dismiss any criticism as baseless, because you've sold a few copies of your shitty work by tricking people into thinking that they were worth buying.

      Good writers can ignore the "rules" of good writing intentionally, for effect. Bad writers ignore the rules of good writing because they're ignorant of the rules, and when the rules are pointed out, they wave the rules off as "trolling." Which group do you fit into, champ?

    13. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      But what if overall you have many negative reviews, and other people also laugh at you?

      Being the proverbial fat boy on the short bus (a.k.a, fat retard), I'm used to negative reactions and being laughed at.

      At what point can it become possible in your mind that you're a bad writer?

      Never. Being a writer means you have to continuously improve yourself. What you write today won't be as good as something you write ten years from now.

    14. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      But it's clear that you are interested, creimer.

      I'm always interested whenever a troll starts a thread that I'm not a part of by making a snide comment about my sexuality.

    15. Re:I doubt by Megol · · Score: 1

      How is that a trolling attempt? More reasonable than the pile of shit you posted (opinion without reasoning nor facts to back it up). And you obviously do care as you not only read the above post but replied to it.

      So you are a hypocritical poster claiming to be spamming (=posting without being interested in a debate). Yeah. We call those trolls.

    16. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      How is that a trolling attempt?

      Because this is the fourth, fifth or sixth time that this particular AC told me that my writing sucks and then writes paragraphs about a literary debate I'm not interested in having.

    17. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you ARE interested, but you claim not to be. You diverted it down the Stephen King path, when you could have simply ignored the comment altogether. And so here you are, and here I am, and we're having this terribly interesting literary discussion about how Stephen King is viewed as a genre writer by critics, and you are viewed as a terrible writer by anybody for whom english is their first or second language.

      Ain't life grand?

    18. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because this is the fourth, fifth or sixth time that this particular AC told me that my writing sucks and then writes paragraphs about a literary debate I'm not interested in having.

      I keep correcting your misconception that you are "the next Stephen King" or even "the next pale, vague imitation of a Stephen King-like writer," because you keep sharing that particular delusion here.

      To recap:
      - You brought him up
      - I pointed out that you fail to follow even the most rudimentary aspects of his advice on writing;
      - You return that "people hate him because he sells"
      - I pointed out that that is a complete load of bollocks, and explained the reasoning with examples and references;
      - You then proceed to whine about how you never cared about my opinion anyway, to me and now these other people.

      Your actions do not match your statements creimer. You clearly ARE interested in having this debate, you just don't like that every time you try to engage in it, your points get demolished and you're left with no comforting delusions to hide behind.

      Too bad, so sad. Keep comparing yourself to Stephen King, and I'll keep reminding you that you, sir, are no Stephen King.

      And despite your attempts to turn this into "people pick on me because I'm fat," you'll find that NOWHERE in my comments do I say a thing about your size, your hygiene, or anything else other than your claims about literary merit. In the context of that discussion, pointing out that your writing is FULL of examples of bad grammar, spelling, word choice, and style is ENTIRELY topical. As they say, truth is an absolute defense against defamation: it's not defamatory or trolling to point out examples of bad writing that you've released to the world, especially when the topic is "literary merit and commercial success."

    19. Re: I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THEN don't have the debate. He ate your ass so you want to just end the discussion. The AC made you look bad so now you are trying to abort.

      You are such a piece of shit and 100x worst than any troll I've seen here.

    20. Re: I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You are such a piece of shit and 100x worst than any troll I've seen here.

      No, that would be the person who posted dick pics with my contact info.

    21. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a non-writing topic, this website will save your life: https://intensivedietarymanagement.com/
      I recommend starting here, then reading around. There's many article series, with intermittent fasting being the most important.

    22. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      On a non-writing topic, this website will save your life: https://intensivedietarymanage... [intensived...gement.com] I recommend starting here [intensived...gement.com], then reading around. There's many article series, with intermittent fasting being the most important.

      What makes you think I would be interested in this unsolicited advice?

    23. Re:I doubt by ls671 · · Score: 1

      On a non-writing topic, this website will save your life: https://intensivedietarymanage... [intensived...gement.com]
      I recommend starting here [intensived...gement.com], then reading around. There's many article series, with intermittent fasting being the most important.

      What makes you think I would be interested in this unsolicited advice?

      What makes you think I would be interested in unsolicited advice about books and other stuff?

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    24. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think I would be interested in unsolicited advice about books and other stuff?

      As of yesterday, 3,525 clicks from interested Slashdotters so far this month.

    25. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think I would be interested in this unsolicited advice?

      The same thing that makes you think we're interested in your constant, unsolicited, off-topic shilling in comment thread after comment thread here. We think you need it, just like you think we need your constant shitposting.

      Of course, only one of us is right about who needs what, but that determination is left as an exercise for the reader.

    26. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      We think you need it, just like you think we need your constant shitposting.

      That's where you're wrong. My product recommendations are optional and can be freely ignore. Unsolicited advice about a person's health is usually an attempt to put yourself above that person, and, when that unsolicited advice is rejected out of hand as it should be, you will feel entitled to bitch at that person for not doing things your way. I got two words: suck it.

    27. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it works, and you seem to be honest and good-natured enough to give it a fair try. Given the amount of time and effort you spend on social media, I'd hope you would become an advocate too (if it works for you, and I'm 99% confident it will be the long-term solution to your weight problem).

      If you think I'm the same AC that constantly harasses you, I'm not.

      If you are "proud" to be fat, or too closed-minded to deviate from conventional diet advice, then by all means ignore it. Your loss.

    28. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      If you are "proud" to be fat, or too closed-minded to deviate from conventional diet advice, then by all means ignore it. Your loss.

      When I had to take care of my father for two months after he had an episode that put him in the hospital, he had to got a diabetic nutrition class and go on a low-carb diet (150g per day). Since company loves misery, I had to take to him to class and go on the same diet. My father went off of insulin in six months because of the diet. I'm still on the low-carb diet after five years. I recently lost ten pounds and plateaued out at 360 pounds. And life goes on...

    29. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's good. The next level for you would be to gather up a teeny bit of willpower (took me about a week to get used to it), and dive into intermittent fasting. You will break through the 360lb plateau, and then wonder what in the world happened.

      For me it was coffee and broth, then eating until completely full but only in the evening. It's incredible how much actual energy a little bit of hunger gives you.

    30. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you said over and over that you had found the amazing plan to keep losing a pound a week indefinitely!

      Low-carb isn't working for you. Count calories accurately, and lower them. If you're still not losing weight, lower them more.

      Whether the number is low or high is not relevant. Even if other people can eat more than you and lose weight is not relevant. Eventually there is a point where you will lose weight. This 100% works. It's maybe a pain in the butt, but when your weight makes you a public freak show and impacts your lifespan/quality of life, you put up with it.

    31. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Being the proverbial fat boy on the short bus (a.k.a, fat retard [bit.ly]), I'm used to negative reactions and being laughed at."

      But this isn't grade school anymore, and the bus you're on is the 25.

      "Being the proverbial fat boy on the short bus (a.k.a, fat retard [bit.ly]), I'm used to negative reactions and being laughed at."

      So you ARE a bad writer now.

      So in ten years are you going to refund your present victims?

    32. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      [...] when your weight makes you a public freak show and impacts your lifespan/quality of life [...]

      Only on Slashdot.

    33. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As of yesterday, 3,525 clicks from interested Slashdotters so far this month.

      Ah, but how many sales, creimer? That's the number that matters, after all.

    34. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My product recommendations are optional and can be freely ignore.

      And our health & weight loss recommendations are optional and can be "freely ignore [sic]", as well. Has one person's recommendation here *forced* you to lose weight, eat less, or exercise more?

      You're the one who brings up your weight and your health and your diet constantly, creimer. You solicit the advice regularly, and then act all butthurt that people would dare to engage with you about it. You are setting up a system where you can continue to tell yourself that you're a poor, put-upon victim who is constantly abused, because you LIKE setting yourself up as some sort of tragicomic hero.

      I've got two words for you, too: stop lying.

    35. Re: I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're just upset that it didn't get you a single date.

    36. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...that you know of.

    37. Re:I doubt by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      August has been a weird month for sales. No sale for the first ten days. Got 50% of last month's sales in one weekend. No sales for another ten days. Daily sales are picking up now. Not sure if I'll get the other 50% this weekend or the remainder of the month. Click through rate is 50% higher than last month. People are kicking the tires but not buying much.

    38. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      August has been a weird month for sales.

      By which you mean your spam schtick is not really paying off?

      People are kicking the tires but not buying much.

      But I thought you had a foolproof method for making hush money from the interwebs, all by being fat and spamming Slashdot. Do you mean to say it isn't working? I'm shocked - SHOCKED - creimer.

    39. Re:I doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are kicking the tires but not buying much.

      They are kicking the tires around your neck and chest?

      My god, report them to the police, violence is illegal in sillylicon valley.

  9. Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, best I can do are some jazz hands.

  10. Many a people have asked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the income of a one-handed clap?

  11. What about slow claps by tomxor · · Score: 0

    ... I am waiting.

  12. Autoclap.org by peterofoz · · Score: 1

    An anonymous bot service that provides automated "claps" for writers to get paid on articles.

  13. And cue the ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

    ... bots.

    --
    It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    1. Re:And cue the ... by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking, where is my botnet when I need it!
      Next headline about Medium is that it's funds are Low and it's going Under.

      --
      There are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third is statistics.
    2. Re:And cue the ... by r0kk3rz · · Score: 1

      What would the bots even do? Medium is weighing where an individual subscribers fees go according to articles that individual subscriber 'clapped'.

    3. Re:And cue the ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      ... individual subscriber 'clapped' ...

      Clapperbot @ 2017 CaptainDork

      --
      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    4. Re:And cue the ... by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      Dude, I have no clue what Medium even does, kinda inferred it from the blurb. I did try a quick google search on "Medium" but obviously had zero fucking luck with that. But I had work to do and a deadline, so I didn't bust a gut trying to find out more.

      If the only people who can clap have to be paid subscribers, then a simple calculation of how much money you will get by creating multiple accounts for the "bots" and the amount of money you would make getting "claps" would determine whether it was worth using a botnet. I assume Medium is making money in that equation somewhere so chances are you would be making a loss. UNLESS the pay scale they give you would slide depending on the number of claps and if the more you got the more prominently your stuff was displayed which would mean you would start getting claps from other people. I dunno, I suppose I need to research some more, but then I don't have a botnet (or the time to build one) so what's the point.

      --
      There are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third is statistics.
  14. Medium ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 0

    ... kinda rare.

    --
    It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
  15. Ad Revenue sharing fairness by peterofoz · · Score: 1

    If this online journal, magazine or news site is paid from ad views, then the fair way to do this is to share a portion of the ad revenue with the authors by views. By instituting a requirement for the viewer to 'clap' the article, they have another opportunity to get paid for an article and ad viewed, but not pay the writers.

  16. game on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this can't possibly be gamed. make america greedier again.

  17. Why not total read views? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Among logged in users or the like. I'm sure controversial writers like Christopher Hitchens held more people's attention than those who were better liked among their readership.

    Echo chambers get boring fast.

  18. Time to fire up the bots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's too easy

  19. holy shit, I win! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get the clap all the goddamned time. I really should buy stock in Penicillin.

    1. Re: holy shit, I win! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penis illin'? Penicillin!
      I'm sorry.

  20. Back when I was in the service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a lot of different claps. They told me never get the black claps. I thought that was racist, only I don't think I ever got that one.

  21. We've got the clap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and we're giving it to you.
    Who's got the clap?
    We do!

  22. yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally! a method to monetise all your mumma's herpes and gonorrhoea!!

  23. Clap ? by geekymachoman · · Score: 0

    Thank you, but no.

  24. Medium sucks so bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now there will be even more contentless feel good self-promotional crap on Hacker News. I never click on a Medium article. It's always a waste of time.

  25. Populist Articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So writers will be rewarded for writing populist articles and not articles that we dont like to hear or care for however important or confronting they may be. Sounds like a recipe for perpetuating wilful ignorance and self-deception. But hey .. if it makes money, feed the masses, Medium for the sheep.

  26. crowdsourced by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

    What's the chance the payouts will be determined in a fair, transparent, non-partisan manner?

    What's the chance this is just a way for the VC cabal who own Medium to crowdsource some hysterical anti-worker propaganda?

  27. all articles need same level of journalism by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    Claps are basically Medium's equivalent of a Like

    It's not like pay-per-click or 'like' or whatever hasn't been tried before. Probably hundreds have tried it.

    Journalism. That's the "problem" in a sense. If you want actual journalism, you need an article that gets 2000 clicks to have the same level of journalistic quality as one that gets 20000000.

    Journalism all needs to be of a minimum level of quality. In a free market economy there will be a fair market price for that minimum level.

    Unless the pay-per-clap thing is a bonus *beyond* fair market pay, or they set the rates to equal fair market pay intentionally, this will fail as inevitably writers will only do stories that will get a minimum number of clicks. Otherwise it won't be worth their time.

    --
    Thank you Dave Raggett
    1. Re:all articles need same level of journalism by Megol · · Score: 1

      Yep. But in this new brave world appearance is everything and medium obviously thinks that's great.

  28. Great by schleimkeim · · Score: 1

    So all the writers have to do is gather a couple of friends to click that stupid button.

  29. I've got bad news for you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got the clap!

  30. Clap-bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to patent, copyright, and whatever the term clap-bait. Maybe I can make more money than Medium in the short term?

  31. It was inevitable by GrumpySteen · · Score: 2

    Ad-revenue driven websites have been in a race to the bottom, happily abandoning any sort of meaningful content in favor of clickbait that generates revenue. Switching the pay for the writers over to a formula derived from the number of clicks they generate is just the next step in that process.

    1. Re:It was inevitable by Northdot · · Score: 1

      It sounds like it may be even worse than that. Someone isn't likely to "clap" unless they agree with an article, so it will be maximum echo chamber as writers tailor content for their readers viewpoints.

  32. I've never gotten the clap... by clonehappy · · Score: 1

    And I never want to get it again!

  33. What a brilliantly stupid idea. by ilsaloving · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Did they even *try* to think that through?

    Say goodbye to any topic that is even vaguely controversial.

    Say hello to authors that harshly compete with one another, and potentially even start backstabbing one another.

    The bottom line is that their quality will sink faster than... a very... fast... sinking... thing. *whistles*. (I was gonna say Trumps career but I'm sure everyone else is as sick to death about just reading that name, as I am...)

    Maybe they could have done this as a bonus on top of a basic salary, but not as their entire salary.

  34. I can't wait by computational+super · · Score: 2

    This will definitely increase the value and in-depth content of the postings. There's nothing internet readers flock to more than a calm, rational, carefully balanced view of all perspectives of a critical issue.

    --
    Proud neuron in the Slashdot hivemind since 2002.
  35. NPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feels somehow similar to certain companies (*cough* hostgator *cough) trying to use NetPromoter Score as their sole metric for doling out bonuses/commissions to employees. Dunno if they still do that.

  36. Claps? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I thought they were asking me to give them crap!

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    Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  37. Those authors don't just have the clap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they've got applause!

    "Fist full of yen"