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As Coding Boot Camps Close, the Field Faces a Reality Check (nytimes.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: In the last five years, dozens of schools have popped up offering an unusual promise: Even humanities graduates can learn how to code in a few months and join the high-paying digital economy. Students and their hopeful parents shelled out as much as $26,000 seeking to jump-start a career. But the coding boot-camp field now faces a sobering moment, as two large schools have announced plans to shut down this year -- despite backing by major for-profit education companies, Kaplan and the Apollo Education Group, the parent of the University of Phoenix. The closings are a sign that years of heady growth led to a boot-camp glut, and that the field could be in the early stages of a shakeout. [...] One of the casualties, Dev Bootcamp, was a pioneer. It started in San Francisco in 2012 and grew to six schools with more than 3,000 graduates. Only three years ago, Kaplan, the biggest supplier of test-preparation courses, bought Dev Bootcamp and pledged bold expansion. It is now closing at the end of the year. Also closing is The Iron Yard, a boot camp that was founded in Greenville, S.C., in 2013 and swiftly spread to 15 campuses, from Las Vegas to Washington, D.C. Its main financial backer is the Apollo Education Group. Since 2013, the number of boot camp schools in the United States has tripled to more than 90, and the number of graduates will reach nearly 23,000 in 2017, a tenfold jump from 2013, according to Course Report, which tracks the industry.

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  1. Not only a glut of people by Khyber · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But a glut of stupidity, bloat, and bad code.

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    1. Re:Not only a glut of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean bloat is bad code. I heard NodeJS is forking again (already). Sad sad indeed.

    2. Re:Not only a glut of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need more STEM workers right away. We are being forced to use H1B to fill vacancies, we don't want to but we are left with very little else in the way of options.

    3. Re: Not only a glut of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any idiot can code. Not any idiot can actually solve problems with code. Very few idiots can efficiently solve problems with code.

    4. Re: Not only a glut of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It companies want more people in the field, they need to hire more people. They need to take more risks and hire people who don't necessarily have the experience yet. The only way that they're going to get that experience is by being hired and doing work.

      It's a pathetic sort of entitlement, they expect fully trained and experienced workers without actually training or giving anyone experience themselves. Guess what? If everybody follows that then there aren't going to be any people to hire.

    5. Re: Not only a glut of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any idiot can code.

      I have directly personally observed at least one idiot - with a Ph.D, even - who could not code, period.

    6. Re: Not only a glut of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the first picture in the article... "ajacks"...... seriously

  2. Guess programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good, these bootcamps are just a symptom of the gold rush to get involved in tech work.

    1. Re:Guess programming isn't that easy after all by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      Not any different than the "Get your MCSE Certifications" of the early 2000s - they're not interested in placing people in jobs... they're interested in getting paid. They're a business and they'll be happy to take your money.

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  3. Somebody better tell Apple by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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    1. Re: Somebody better tell Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Community colleges are very different from coding bootcamps. A community college is more like a university. A coding bootcamp is more like a single university course.

      Our local expert in these matters, creimer, can explain the differences to you in more detail. He holds an Associate Degree from a community college, I think. That's something that a lot of us here don't have experience with, because we have real Bachelor Degrees (or even Master Degrees or PhD Degrees) from real universities.

    2. Re: Somebody better tell Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going to insult someone by name, have the balls to log in you pussy.

    3. Re: Somebody better tell Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound sour, milk tits

  4. Not only a glut of lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Remember when being a doctor or lawyer was the in thing? Look how that turned out.

  5. $10 on Udemy vs $3000 Boot Camp by known_coward_69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not like the boot camp instructors are CompSci masters who went to MIT or Stanford. It's the same content.

    Even if Boot Camps are a little better, they aren't $2900 better

    1. Re:$10 on Udemy vs $3000 Boot Camp by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Programmer 101 is really about training yourself. I kind of question the person that thinks paying for bootcamp is some kind of upward step....

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    2. Re: $10 on Udemy vs $3000 Boot Camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My instr

    3. Re: $10 on Udemy vs $3000 Boot Camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      My instructor at the software guild in Louisville had a masters from MIT and previously worked for Microsoft. She was worth every penny.

    4. Re:$10 on Udemy vs $3000 Boot Camp by RJBeery · · Score: 1

      It's not like the boot camp instructors are CompSci masters who went to MIT or Stanford. It's the same content.

      Even if Boot Camps are a little better, they aren't $2900 better

      How much is a math course on Udemy?

    5. Re:$10 on Udemy vs $3000 Boot Camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even better is a lot of these fools know someone who is happy to give them pointers and some materials (meaning computer access, etc) for free. But they'd rather pay someone who doesn't give a shit about them.

    6. Re:$10 on Udemy vs $3000 Boot Camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm or not... $10 during sales. How much at a "boot camp"? They don't have time for such things as advanced math, language skills, or anything beyond syntax exams and code demonstrations that might make a person more employable.

    7. Re:$10 on Udemy vs $3000 Boot Camp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not like the boot camp instructors are CompSci masters who went to MIT or Stanford. It's the same content.

      Even if Boot Camps are a little better, they aren't $2900 better

      You don't want masters in comp sci teaching beginners programming anyway.

  6. They were never competitive anyways. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people learned, at best, rudimentary coding skills for junior-level jobs that could be filled with H-1B's making $60k/year with no Obamacare (or other benefit) requirements.

    It's no wonder why they're closing.

  7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good riddance!

  8. You can learn to code in a few months by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 2

    You CAN learn to code in a few months, heck if you are a quick study you could probably learn to code in ONE month.
    To write GOOD code however takes a LOT longer.

    Something these code camp twats probably knew damn well, but were more that willing to take money from the ignorant.

    Also what makes me bang me head against my desk is that people don't realize that coding is not simply learning how an if and a while work, it's about learning how to write a file, read a database (you'll have to learn SQL as well) etc. etc. in your chosen language. That takes a lot of time.

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    1. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The only real difference between your average "learn to code in one month" code school graduate and your average 4-year Computer Science major is that the latter knows a lot more random academic CS stuff that, in practice, is applied very little in day-to-day professional work.

      Both of them have a lot to learn in terms of how to work with others, the difference between code you write for an assignment and then throw away vs. code that needs to be running in production 10 years after you've left the company, the realities of running code in a production environment, and so much more.

      In my experience, both groups have been about as productive on day 1, assuming fresh graduates with no other professional experience. The key differentiator I noted was that while I can have in-depth CS conversations with the college grads, the code school grads seem to instead have a head-start on different areas such as how the business works, having good relationships with other stakeholders in the company, etc, because they are bringing the transferable skills from their previous careers.

      In practice, I'm glad to have a mixture of "code school" and traditional university graduates on my team.

    2. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Any idiot can learn to push buttons in a few weeks but it takes a special kind of person and/or years of learning to really grasp programming.

      I graduated college with people who struggled every inch of the way to understand even basic logic and all I could think was that "man, this is going to be your career, you better like this shit"

      Every now and then I run into a professional button pusher, the kind that copy / paste shit everywhere and doesn't even hesitate to think...

    3. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      the latter knows a lot more random academic CS stuff that, in practice, is applied very little in day-to-day professional work.

      IMO, learning about things like computer architecture, operating system design / concepts, data structures, algorithms, might not seem like it - but, can be very relevant. Just because YOU don't work in a field that needs some of that knowledge, doesn't mean that those areas don't exist. That's preposterous.

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    4. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See "Teach Yourself Programming in Ten Years" http://www.norvig.com/21-days....

    5. Re: You can learn to code in a few months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree. Understanding fundamentals around processor instruction sets, and what works best under certain scenarios is much better than "it runs, ship it."

    6. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Learning to write good code takes a life time. When I learn to write good code I'll let you know.

    7. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't jump to the conclusion they knew better. Chances are they started a coding bootcamp because they don't actually know how to write good code and thought they had it mastered.

    8. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 3, Funny

      8 Week boot camps to a CS major are an 8 week CRN course to an MD.

      They're different skillsets intended to fill a different role.

      I wish I could change my corporate culture and hire a dozen GED Bootcamp graduates over funneling stuff over to India. At least when I get angry and swear about the code quality they'll clearly understand I'm not happy and be able to see my facial expressions.

    9. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by ctilsie242 · · Score: 1

      It depends on the coding application. If it is yet another ad-slinging and info slurping app, the #1 priority for the devs is to get features out in the next sprint, no matter how ugly the code base and no matter how buggy it is. Commodity stuff like this doesn't require much, as this can be easily offshored to the battalions of coders overseas.

      However, there are many coding applications which need CS skill:

      1: FPGA programming.
      2: Embedded programming with a very limited architecture. Some applications really don't need much in hardware to do a certain task (like sit on a pipeline, measure a thermistor, and if the thermistor goes past a certain threshold for too long, turn on a wire to signal an alarm) For tasks like this, you want as simple as possible.
      3: Security programming. Eventually, businesses will leave the "security has no ROI" model, especially with governments starting not to tolerate it (China, the EU), so we will see basic CS stuff used for this.
      4: CPU design. Especially CPUs designed from the ground up, up to and including mask design, to deter modifications by an offshored fab.
      5: Designing things for companies that are designed not to fail, be it a realtime OS, to a bullet-proof hypervisor, and so on.

    10. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      How many semester long, multi person software projects would the boot camp grad have worked through?

      Tip to high schoolers: If a CS or Engineering program doesn't have a scheduled, required 'senior project' (names will vary) course, find another.

      That said: There is truth to your statement about how useless the average CS grad is. I like to ask how many programming languages they knew when they started college. Zero is the wrong answer.

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    11. Re:You can learn to code in a few months by breeze95 · · Score: 1

      You CAN learn to code in a few months, heck if you are a quick study you could probably learn to code in ONE month. To write GOOD code however takes a LOT longer. Something these code camp twats probably knew damn well, but were more that willing to take money from the ignorant. Also what makes me bang me head against my desk is that people don't realize that coding is not simply learning how an if and a while work, it's about learning how to write a file, read a database (you'll have to learn SQL as well) etc. etc. in your chosen language. That takes a lot of time.

      You can say that about most CS graduates. Even those from top CS departments. Hell, you can say that about most professions. There is a reason why real world experience counts so much in IT careers.

  9. Ton of respect for the field, why water it down? by adosch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hope I am not in the minority with this, but I honestly enjoyed the concept of Dev/Code Bootcamps. I've had an internal philosophy that no matter what 'career' you do (to some extent, so let's not anon-troll that, please) or hobbies/interests, development skills in some programming language would help you. And if you want to make a career out of it, even better!

    However, that being said, I'm also a firm believer in experience over quick buzzy skills any day of the week, 100% of the time. All I viewed this as was a way to 1) make a non-profit for gains in big dollars on the business side (WTF WOULDNT want a successful non-profit) and 2) water-down a field that, in my opinion, should NOT be watered down.

    Software engineering/development, bridging advanced mathematics (e.g. linear algebra, calculus, etc.) takes an EXTREME amount of well-rounded background in all things computing, skills and investing into yourself, your study, your craft. It's the field I work in, respect and make a living in. I feel like a chimp in shadows of some truly gifted software developers I've met and worked with in my past and I've been doing this for almost 15 years professionally now. Those people didn't get there by taking a quick 4 week crasher on the shiny-new-topic, whizbang a resume with a thesaurus and try to land a $100K gig for 6 months to build a 'previous employment' line-item they could wow the next place into hiring them on.

    It's sad from the ideology of it, but if this is the direction it's going, I'm not totally heartbroken either from the glass-half-empty perspective.

  10. Is anyone really surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I have a literature degree from a CA university, but I knew I would work with computers one day. I chose to major in Literature to broaden my horizon. In the last 20+ years working as a software engineer, I would say there's three flavors of developers. Elite engineers don't need a CS degree and I've met plenty sharp minds that out code, out design, out produce people with CS degrees. I also know a few elite people with CS degree. The common trait with elite engineers is a passion for learning and fearless attitude.

    The second group are above average, but will never be elite. They lack passion, open mind and desire to continually learn stuff.

    The third group are coder that are collecting pay checks and don't have a passion for technology or learning. The would rather be doing something else. I would guess 60% fall into this category from my own experience. Depending on the project, that number can be as high as 75%.

    Anyone that has 10+ years of experience with software development would know this. Anyone surprised by this wasn't paying attention.

    1. Re:Is anyone really surprised? by Narcocide · · Score: 2

      +1 insightful. (squandered my mod points on another article this morning, sorry)

    2. Re:Is anyone really surprised? by uohcicds · · Score: 1

      Yup, you wanna run Boot Camps?

      Then expect to end up with grunts.

      Don't expect them to be able to cope with much outside of the narrow parameters they have been given during their "training". And this is also the the big difference between "training" - teaching someone how to perfom a set of well-defined and understood tasks, but not much else, end "education" - giving people the intellectual tools to be able to do things (maybe including the training bits), and some more besides. The problem is, education takes time, and the requirement for the mind of the educated to be shifted from their original position.

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    3. Re:Is anyone really surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a literature major I would have expected you to know that the contraction "there's" is inappropriate since its short for "there is" and the sentence "I would say there is three flavors of developers" is not grammatically correct.

    4. Re:Is anyone really surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does creimer fall in these groups?

    5. Re:Is anyone really surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She didn't explicitly say English literature.

    6. Re:Is anyone really surprised? by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      So do you actually have any idea what gets covered in bootcamps or are you just assuming that you do? Because at the very least you're speaking extremely broadly about a fairly diverse field of educational institutions.

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    7. Re: Is anyone really surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, Dr Pedant, for that insightful and enlightening commentary.

    8. Re:Is anyone really surprised? by uohcicds · · Score: 1

      I have a fairly good idea, yes. I worked in HE in the UK designing, teaching and assessing computing and computing-related curricula for around 15 years until last year. I'm now in a dev role, also at a UK university.

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  11. Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by swillden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates?

    I'm sincerely curious about the caliber of people they turn out. I'm perhaps a bit curmudgeonly on this; I think that to be a competent software developer you need to have a pretty thorough grounding in math and science, as well as some native talent... which seems to be far more common in people drawn to math and science. But I'm willing to be proven wrong.

    What I'd really like to see is a proper study of boot camp graduates that uses good sampling methods and some decent objective measurement of skill/ability, at a few points in time (fresh grads, grads after two years in industry, grads after five years in industry, for example) and compares them to graduates from the "traditional" sources, controlling for extraneous variables. In the absence of that, I'd like to hear anecdotes, especially from people who worked with boot camp grads they thought were pretty good.

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    1. Re: Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the program. The best ones are highly selective and rigorous. Many will enroll anyone with a pulse and a tuition check.

      The former are just as good as your average graduate. The latter are shite.

    2. Re:Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I don't think a thorough background in math and science are necessary at all for computing. This is why you find teenagers who can code well. I was one of those: I was basically competent at programming in my teens, and although since then I've progressed a lot in both programming and in math and science, the math and science have contributed basically nothing to the programming. (With math there has been influence in the other direction however.) The fact that computing people tend to have education in math and science is mostly just a coincidence, because those tend to be the people who are attracted to computers. (Obviously things are different in certain programming subfields where you are actually doing numerical calculations, but most programmers are primarily concerned with text and databases.)

      "Native talent" is something that mostly doesn't exist. What appears to be talent is primarily the result of many years of learning background knowledge and practicing certain types of thinking. I suggest you read "Why Do Kids Hate School?" for some background in the cognitive science around this question. In essence, most kinds of "talent" can be taught but it takes a lot of time and effort, and the people who you think have "native" talent are simply the ones who learned it at a young age (which is a huge advantage).

      As for the boot camps, I've heard that they've tried to improve their results the way that most private schools do it: by choosing students that they think are already good. Any educational organization that expects to be rated objectively on the performance of its graduates will try to avoid taking risks with students who are at a lower level and thus need more teaching.

    3. Re:Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I think that to be a competent software developer you need to have a pretty thorough grounding in math and science, as well as some native talent...

      MISOGYNY! MISOGYNY! MISOGYNY!

    4. Re:Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to push back because what you are saying is extremely dependent upon what you are writing. For your basic business line web-application that is mostly CRUD, there's very little math. Even the parts of a business application related to accounting and finance don't really progress past basic algebra. These also tend to be the jobs that the majority of programmers have.

      You step out of that sphere though and math and science starts to play a much bigger role. If you look at the code for something like Unreal Engine there is a ton of math involved (linear algebra, calculus) in making it work. A lot of my background is in bioinformatics and there it's not just a matter of knowing how to code, but you also have to understand biology at more than the basic level. Generally when it comes to software development, the more interesting a project is, the more likely you are going to need some advanced maths and some domain specific scientific knowledge.

    5. Re:Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hired one about 4 months ago and have been pleasantly surprised. He is picking up new technologies quickly including those well outside the area he attended camp for. He asks a lot of relevant questions and produces. Like any person new to a field he has a lot to learn but I would definitely hire someone from the java boot camp he attended again.

    6. Re:Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by Graydyn+Young · · Score: 0

      I worked with one who worked out VERY well. But he was a coder before he started the bootcamp. We hired him as a web dev, and the bootcamp was for Javascript. But he was coding for many years before taking the course, so it's not like the course taught him to code, it just helped him code something new.

      Similar situation: I hired an IOS dev that learned from a Udacity course, and he's a rock star. But again, he knew how to code in something other than Swift before he started the Udacity course.

    7. Re: Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a faggot.

    8. Re:Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not pushing back, it's just repeating part of what I said in more detail.

      Obviously domain knowledge is important. You're not going to do very well in online sales either until you get a grasp of how a supply chain works.

      That's different from saying that science and math have something to do with knowing how to write code.

    9. Re:Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by breeze95 · · Score: 1

      Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates?

      I'm sincerely curious about the caliber of people they turn out. I'm perhaps a bit curmudgeonly on this; I think that to be a competent software developer you need to have a pretty thorough grounding in math and science, as well as some native talent... which seems to be far more common in people drawn to math and science. But I'm willing to be proven wrong.

      Do you really have to have a throughout grounding in math and science to be a software developer? How much math and science is involved in web development, payroll applications, SQL programming, etc?

    10. Re: Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I don't think you're his type.

    11. Re:Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates? by swillden · · Score: 2

      Has anyone worked with boot camp graduates?

      I'm sincerely curious about the caliber of people they turn out. I'm perhaps a bit curmudgeonly on this; I think that to be a competent software developer you need to have a pretty thorough grounding in math and science, as well as some native talent... which seems to be far more common in people drawn to math and science. But I'm willing to be proven wrong.

      Do you really have to have a throughout grounding in math and science to be a software developer? How much math and science is involved in web development, payroll applications, SQL programming, etc?

      It's possible to write simple business logic, etc. without any, but if you go at all beyond that, to anything that requires creating your own algorithms, having enough math to be able to think about algorithmic complexity, understand data structure tradeoffs, etc. is critical. I'd say that it's possible to be a code monkey without math, but not a software developer. As for science, perhaps I should have said "engineering" instead, though the relevant concepts are closely related. Science and engineering train you to think rigorously, to develop and test hypotheses. This is very important when you're doing anything novel -- and when debugging.

      With both math and science/engineering, it's less about the specific knowledge taught in the courses as it is what you learn about thinking and problem-solving. I've known a few moderately competent coders who had no STEM education, but no really good software engineers. I do know some great people who had very little formal education. They are largely self-taught, but they did learn and can think and talk about number theory, graph theory, information theory, physics, etc.

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  12. They should get jobs at RAM factories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To produce all the RAM that's needed for all the bloatware they coded.

  13. Re:Here's the link to TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't link to the NYT fucker. Aside from being a leftist piece of trash, they limit the number of articles they allow you to see each month.

    The food here is terrible, and the portions are so small!

  14. Where is the doctor boot camp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need more doctor's in this country. Surely we can get some liberal arts majors through a doctor bootcamp, right? Three weeks and you should be ready to perform open heart surgery. This sounds like a good business plan, I think I'll start my own.

    1. Re:Where is the doctor boot camp? by XXongo · · Score: 1

      We need more doctor's in this country. Surely we can get some liberal arts majors through a doctor bootcamp, right? Three weeks and you should be ready to perform open heart surgery.

      In fact, probably yes. A MD degree gives you a comprehensive education in all of medicine. If, on the other hand, we had decided to train people in narrow specialities, yes, you probably could train a person to be expert on a single type of surgery in a twelve week bootcamp. It would mean training technicians, not scientists: people who know how to do the physical skills, but not necessarily know the etiology of the disease.

      Would be a different approach to medicine.

      (you said "three weeks," but the average coding bootcamp is 12 weeks).

    2. Re:Where is the doctor boot camp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no I mean, getting the entire MD degree without any background at all. Lets go straight from barely graduating HS to brain surgery! In 12 weeks if you prefer that. I'm not talking about someone having done pre-med or anything.

    3. Re:Where is the doctor boot camp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What thing that a doctor owns do we need more of?

    4. Re:Where is the doctor boot camp? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      They have them.

      There are 4-8 week CNA Nursing Assistant courses available across the US. There are no less than 2 advertised on billboards on my way to work.

      They also have engineering boot camps called "Welding & CNC training".

      And both 4-8 week courses fill the same role in their industries as Bootcamps do for programming: Warm bodies to do tedious work.

      If your MDs are doing the work that should be for the CNA or your engineers are doing work that should be for the CNC operator then you're doing it wrong.

      Just like if you're using CS majors for bootcamp work, or vice versa, you're in for a world of pain.

      We have enough CS majors at my company. Hiring more CS majors won't turn out product faster. However we could use a dozen more *programmers*. Someone that can take the high level architecture and implement it. The reason a lot of our internal tools are progressing so slowly is there's a handful of us working on them. I'd rather a HS dropout with some knowledge of Python to report back weekly how things are going.

      Engineers and Architects don't insist on building their own buildings, why do CS majors insist on building their own code? Focus on your training, which is not the flavor of the week programming language.

      We need more doctor's in this country

      Some places. But a CNA, RN, and PA would go a lot farther in making most medicine less expensive and take the workload off of the MDs so they can concentrate on what they're trained to do.

      Three weeks and you should be ready to perform open heart surgery

      Nah, we're on our way to automating that. But we still need some CNA, RN and PAs around to assist the robot.

    5. Re:Where is the doctor boot camp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much of what a surgeon needs to know has relatively little to do with the mechanics of performing a particular surgery in the "standard case". Much of what they need to know has to do with when something goes "wrong" or when a patient has conditions than just the one the surgery is being performed for and those conditions place additional risks/constraints on the surgery.

  15. Hasn't This All Happened Before? by MikeyC01 · · Score: 2

    Certified Novell Engineer (CNE) boot camps produced a generation of sub-par sys admins
    Microsoft Certified Engineer / Developer (MSCE/D) produced a generation of sub-par engineers / developers

    This is just more of the same :) The wheat will separate from the chaff and the consultants will make a small mint fixing all of the bad code

    1. Re:Hasn't This All Happened Before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much: it's just that these boot camps have managed to achieve a level of hype that those certs never had.

    2. Re:Hasn't This All Happened Before? by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

      This is funny, because MSCE was considered a difficult certification to attain. People would buy very expensive books and take expensive courses to that end.

      And none of that ended up teaching the practice of programming at all.

    3. Re:Hasn't This All Happened Before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is funny, because MSCE was considered a difficult certification to attain. People would buy very expensive books and take expensive courses to that end.

      And none of that ended up teaching the practice of programming at all.

      Difficult in that it was expensive, time-consuming, and boring.

    4. Re:Hasn't This All Happened Before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps "boot camp" just sounds much sexier than "certification". After all, military boot camp is hard (well, maybe not as hard now as it was before the military went soft) so anyone who completes programming "boot camp" must be a real hard ass.

  16. "The field" won't sustain these levels by ErichTheRed · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm old enough to remember the MCSE and Java/back end web development bootcamps from the late 90s. I even went to an MCSE bootcamp to renew my certification when a consultancy I was working for paid for it. Any time a field gets hot, and there's money to be made, people who don't have a whole lot of aptitude for it are going to look for a quick way in. In the case of my bootcamp, there was a clear division between those of us who needed to stuff our brains with facts to pass a certification test quickly, and those who were driving a truck last week and got tricked by the school's recruiter to giving them their student loan money, GI Bill benefits, etc.

    But just like 1999, 2018 and beyond isn't going to need 20 million JavaScript developers who know a couple of web framework tricks. Right now, anyone who can fog a mirror and write in Node.js or Rust is in hipster startup heaven, making lots of money. When the downturn comes, and activity goes back down to a reasonable level, all the people who are suffering through this for the money aren't going to stick around. We're already seeing the coder schools folding up the tents because they can't get enough marks through the door anymore.

    There's nothing wrong with educating yourself and changing gears. I've been on a journey to learn more about modern IT stuff like DevOps, cloud, etc. and filling the gaps in my knowledge has been a long, slow process. I've been doing end user computing and systems integration stuff for a while, so web programming is something I haven't done a lot of. Would it be great to just sit down and "learn DevOps in 14 days?" Sure, but I know that's not realistic. When you're working with people who've done nothing but code and manage web apps for a decade, you have a lot of catching up to do and it's not something you can rush if you want any deep knowledge. It's the difference between, say, putting an SSL certificate on a website that a CA gave you, vs. knowing how that process actually works, what can go wrong, etc.

  17. You can learn to make a woman happy in a month. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If coding was a relationship you all would get an F.

    1. Re:You can learn to make a woman happy in a month. by avandesande · · Score: 2

      keeping them happy is the hard part....

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    2. Re:You can learn to make a woman happy in a month. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      One of the most useful things I ever learned, I got from a god damn commercial. IIRC it was for TIVO.

      PEVR method.

      Pause. (Obvious, but important. Don't multitask. Yes it's just bullshitting, but theirs pussy down this road!)
      Empathise (Say: 'I'm sorry you feel that way', let her vent)
      Validate (Say: 'You are right to feel that way', let her vent)
      Resume (obvious)

      It's not a problem for you to fix.

      Warning: using PEVR method after 'she's on to it' is dangerous. Change phrasing. Don't overuse. Don't use when she's pissed at YOU.

      Also: never take girl advice you got on /.

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  18. A sobering reminder to the industry elites. by nimbius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You cannot for 60 years insist upon blind consumerism and automation without question, upon walled gardens and closed source, and expect people to take an interest in programming in less than a generation.
    you cannot hijack the word 'hacker' and expect to be taken seriously when you've spent 35 years incarcerating and denigrating the very people you'd hope to attract to the science of programming and computer systems.

    albeit unrelated, this is Much the same with gender and STEM. you cannot usurp 150 years of wife-as-homemaker and husband-as-breadwinner in a week of code camps and diversity seminars. You created these problems, and you'll need to work as hard as you did when you created them in order to fix them.

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    1. Re:A sobering reminder to the industry elites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      usurp 150 years of wife-as-homemaker and husband-as-breadwinner in a week of code

      Seems to have worked elsewhere.I have never met a male veterinarian. My local animal hospital is staffed with 100% female. And veterinarian is much better than software, more money, etc.

  19. Eh by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

    I have to admit that it's hard to see the value in a lot of these "schools".

    I've actually attended a few of the classes attempting to pickup new skills, even though I've got a degree in Computer Science already.

    Eg, I took a class in Ruby, which wasn't really popularized when I was in school.

    It wasn't a good experience. The class length was nowhere near long enough to get someone completely up to speed from scratch, yet since the class was billed as "beginner friendly", they started out with the standard "Hello world" and "this is what a variable is" stuff. Basically at the end of the class I'd gotten about as much benefit out of it as I'd have gotten in an afternoon of reading, yet any student who came in from scratch probably didn't have a clue on how to do anything useful.

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    1. Re:Eh by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Seems like a pretty shitty class. I took a Pascal class in high school, and we actually covered some fairly useful techniques like recursion and linked lists. What's more, I really fell in love with Pascal (it was my first real exposure to structured programming, I'd be coding in BASIC for a few years before that). Indeed, more than concrete tools, what the class gave me was a feel for structured programming concepts, and it was a solid bedrock that my later programming was built on. It really was only a short hop and a skip over to OOP programming.

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  20. Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to TFA] by XXongo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't link to the NYT fucker. Aside from being a leftist piece of trash,

    I've heard a lot of right-leaning people complain about the New York Times. I haven't, however, seen any evidence that they aren't a good source of information.

    they limit the number of articles they allow you to see each month.

    It's bad enough that millennial assholes think that it's a crime if everything on the internet is not free, free, free. Reporters shouldn't be paid, they should work for the love of it. (and for the "exposure").

    But now, when the New York Times actually is giving away their content for free, the millennial assholes are complaining that they are not getting enough content for free.

  21. Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn... by geschbacher79 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Even humanities graduates can learn how to code in a few months..."

    Did anyone else get a good chuckle out of that sly dig? I can imagine a funny commercial: "Are you a high school dropout? Recently paroled? Functionally illiterate? Severe mental deficiency and/or brain damage? Or even a humanities graduate? You too can learn to code in a few months!"

  22. They were total disasters. They only knew JS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have had the misfortune of working with such people. Let me be frank about them: they were total disasters.

    I don't have high expectations for people with a Comp Sci or similar degree. But even the worst of these people could easily run circles around the self-taught or those with limited education like boot camps or just a continuing education course or two.

    The limited education folks are often extraordinarily ignorant. Many of them only know JavaScript. That's it. That's all they know. They don't even know that C, C++, Perl, Java or C# exist.

    These people who only know that JavaScript exists end up using JavaScript for absolutely everything. Just like the people, their projects end up being disasters, too. Something is seriously wrong when somebody writes a large, convoluted JavaScript script to do something that could be done with a four or five line shell script.

    It really doesn't help that JavaScript is a shitty, inefficient language. At least the college-trained Java code monkeys have a decent language and a large standard library to work with. But the JavaScript fools? By the time they've finished searching for npm packages to use, the Java code monkey has already finished, tested and deployed a working solution.

    They are totally clueless about data structures other than arrays and maps. They don't know what a tree is. They don't know what a list is. They don't know what a queue is.

    They are totally clueless about algorithms, too. Unless it's one of the few algorithms in JavaScript's extraordinarily shitty standard library, they have no idea it exists.

    Since they don't know about algorithms and data structures, they don't know about complexity theory. If their code doesn't run fast enough, it's because "the hardware is too slow"!

    Hiring such a low-skill individual (I don't want to refer to them as "programmers", because often they just aren't in any meaningful way) will often only result in distraction and time-wasting for any programmers who have even the slightest ability to program, as these other programmers spend their days fixing up the mistakes and disasters of the self-trained or minimally-trained hacks.

  23. Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by XXongo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm not surprised these "bootcamps" are closing.

    Intensive courses sound good, but once the "graduates" get out, they discover that they will be competing with people who have been obsessed with computers since the age of ten; people who would rather code than eat.

    1. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nerd here. I have a natural aptitude for computers, and I have been programming since I was five years old. I can't find a job, and I can't afford to eat.

      I'm competing with code monkeys who don't know a thing about technology, but they know which buzz words to SEO their resumes, they have the soft skills to scam their way through interviews, and they've memorized every answer to every technical test.

      Meanwhile I can't pass an interview and nobody believes I have any technical skills. I code, I contribute to open source, but I can't get paid. I wasted my life learning skills in a world where the most useless most ignorant most worthless people are most successful, and I will die in poverty when I starve to death in the gutter.

    2. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you should actively learn people skills. Talk to a job coach. Plenty of places have free job coaching available. Talk to cashiers at the store and anyone else you come in contact with and treat them like people so you can get some practice.

      Maybe you have some quirks that you're proud of. Maybe those quirks are harming your life prospects, so consider stopping the quirky behavior. If you're concerned that that's not who you are, well, you should probably reconsider your priorities if the alternative is that you will "die in poverty when I starve to death in the gutter."

      Social skills can be learned by most (almost all) people. Treat it like other skills that you would learn. Learn and practice. You can't become an amazing $MUSICAL_INSTRUMENT player without practicing that instrument, learning all the relevant skills, and practicing some more. And maybe you never will become amazing at it, but you can probably learn to be good enough to at least be happy with your own performance.

      Go read books, talk to people, ask for help, read online.

    3. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 2

      You keep posting bitchy rants here too. These have been splendid evidence for everyone else around you for why you are unemployable. Your step one is to get over yourself; you're not important enough for these kind of histrionics. Then you're probably going to want to go to some coding meetups and get some help with your resume and attitude. Then you're probably going to want to talk to a recruiter. Figure out the soft skills and study what you need to for the interviews.

      I am by the way giggling about your impression of your coding peers. I'm sure there are some smart CS grads out there that have memorized all the things, have the technical chops and coding background, and have all the soft skills too, but for the most part Sturgeon's Law is observed.

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    4. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      Three suggestions, in order of what to do first:

      1) Look for a smaller company. The kind that doesn't have an "HR department", less likely to have to get past an HR drone in order to get your resume in front of someone that can recognize your skills.
      2) Figure out which buzz words need to be on your resume and get them on there. You may not like Node.JS (for example), and hate everything that it stands for, but if that what gets you in the door somewhere you may have to just suck it up and learn it.
      3) Get a job as a janitor (or whatever) at company that's in the field you want to be in. My first "IT/Programming Job" was as a salesman at a car stereo shop. The CEO of my current company started out as a warehouse worker.
      4) Take any shit job you can find and kick ass at it. It's easier to find a job when you have a job.

    5. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey you pussy chasing jock, IT belongs to nerds. Take your pickup artist bullshit and get the fuck out.

    6. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) I would prefer to work for a small company that doesn't have an HR department, but small companies are either busy closing down or are running investment scams. Small businesses being forced out by large corporations can't afford to hire anyone, and I've gotten HR doubletalk directly from the mouths of startup founders.
      2) My resume accumulates buzzwords as I acquire skills. Lifelong learning never stops, for what it's worth, which is nothing.
      3) I've already tried the janitor route, literally. Never got those janitor jobs I wanted either.
      4) Well shit, I'd like to take any shit job, but I can't even find anything for minimum wage. Do you know anything about how the shit economy is in the shitter? Do you wonder about the real unemployed people behind the unemployment statistics? Do you ever look outside your ivory tower?

    7. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Pascoea · · Score: 1
      Methinks you are bitching just for the sake of bitching. Your last point was the tip-off:

      Well shit, I'd like to take any shit job, but I can't even find anything for minimum wage. Do you know anything about how the shit economy is in the shitter?

      The "economy is shit" ship has sailed. We certainly aren't in the golden era of employment, wage growth is still stagnant and the unemployment rate is artificially lower than it should be, but if you can't even find a minimum wage job you aren't looking hard enough. My local WalMart starts their associates at $11/hour and they just dropped their drug testing policy because they couldn't find employees. If you show up for most of your shifts and have an IQ higher than a rock you could be in a management position within 6 months.

      Do you ever look outside your ivory tower?

      Fucking spare me. You're not going to find yours by sitting on your ass, bitching about your life on Slashdot.

    8. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The economy turned to shit, is still shit, and never recovered. Pull your fucking head out of your fucking ass and look around you, overprivileged fucking scumbag. We are living in a Depression. You lucky asshole who have a job don't want to believe facts. I'm not going to bother to quote labor statistics to you because a manipulative asshole like you lives in a delusional fantasy world. Which brings me to my next point.

      Who used the term "shit job" first? You did. Who proceeded to use your own foul language repeated back to you as evidence to discredit the argument? You did. You are a manipulative motherfucking piece of fucking shit. Burn in fucking hell, motherfucker. You are utter scum.

    9. Re: Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuses may be cathartic, but they don't pay the bills.

      Most people have jobs. 96% of people who are searching for work have jobs. What's special about you?

      I'm someone who does hire people, and I get opportunities for the people I hire. Attitude is half of what I'm looking for, and yours sucks. This level of blame and entitlement belongs on a 64 year old union worker, not a new worker. If any amount of this leaked into your interview, you can bet I'd say "don't hire this guy".

    10. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I contribute to open source

      If you aren't putting this on your resume, you should. If they want a technical sample, that's it.

    11. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >they will be competing with people who have been obsessed with computers since the age of ten; people who would rather code than eat.

      Sounds better if you say "who are passionate about coding" or "who are actually talented".

      Just wanted to point that out and remind you that not everyone is born to work in tech and by that I mean "real" tech, not "I'm the FB gal at work" tech.

    12. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Intensive courses sound good, but once the "graduates" get out, they discover that they will be competing with people who have been obsessed with computers since the age of ten; people who would rather code than eat.

      Hey, I eat at my keyboard you insensitive clod!

    13. Re:Nope, programming isn't that easy after all by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      Wow. The butthurt is strong with this AC. Would it have not hurt your feels as much if I said "Take an entry-level position and try harder than everyone around you"?

      There are 16,128 IT jobs posted on Indeed in Minneapolis If you can't find a job you're not trying hard enough. The world doesn't owe you anything, the sooner you accept that the happier you will be.

      Who proceeded to use your own foul language repeated back to you as evidence to discredit the argument?

      Not sure why you're so fixated on the language rather than the point.

  24. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard a lot of right-leaning people complain about the New York Times. I haven't, however, seen any evidence that they aren't a good source of information.

    Have we already forgotten about the embarrassing Jayson Blair incident?

    The NYT must be read carefully. It is one of the main sources of news in the U.S. but it does have substantial bias in it. And let us hope that another Jayson Blair is currently on the payroll.

  25. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by ilsaloving · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why are you targeting millennial with your comment? They don't have a monopoly on cheapness. Hell, if anything, the Boomers are *worse* cause they got it better than any generation before or since, and get pissy when anyone pushes back on their entitled attitude.

  26. Lots of money + demand - lots of stupidity by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    It isn't just less prepared workers, but also clients, HR departments, managers, funding/financial entities and even dumbed-down programming environments/tests/solutions/expectations. I have no problem in recognising that, in the past, I let all this nonsense (because provokes everyone to lose) to somehow affect my work. It is also true that, unless you are lucky enough (or similar) to be in a quality-prone and supporting environment, things out there are quite tough: lots of offer at almost any price (+ quality/accountability) and lots of ignorance to make tons of horrible decisions. The high availability of information might also be provoking a wrong impression of control in people not precisely too aware about their actual (lack of) knowledge.

    I don't think that coding camps or similarly simplistic/to-the-point/quick trainings are absolutely bad. Every single bit of knowledge can be positive when adequately applied. What is bad is misassessing what you can accomplish with that knowledge and what are the minimum requirements to get a proper product. The real problem are the final decision makers (HR/recruiters/managers for mis-hiring; clueless clients unaware about what they want/need; but also poor-knowledge programmers unaware about what they can/cannot do) who wrongly trust their unreliable knowledge (or other unreliable sources), who buy into the idea that everything is easy ("I read about a kid doing it, so has to be easy!") and contribute towards creating the current low-quality-, unreliability- and shortsighted-prone software development reality.

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    1. Re:Lots of money + demand - lots of stupidity by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

      The title was meant to be: "Lots of money + demand [rightwards arrow] lots of stupidity".

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  27. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Millenials are cheap, because there are no fucking jobs out there for them. Anyone born before 1965 could go into -any- profession and earn a living. A college degree helped as well. Come the 1980s, you could still get a good job with any major. Post 2000, especially 2008, you could have a PhD in your field, and you will not be finding work, because the only thing that matters is recent experience. That, or a H-1B.

  28. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by poached · · Score: 1

    It's bad enough that millennial assholes think that it's a crime if everything on the internet is not free, free, free. Reporters shouldn't be paid, they should work for the love of it. (and for the "exposure").

    But now, when the New York Times actually is giving away their content for free, the millennial assholes are complaining that they are not getting enough content for free.

    Wait, what? Someone (anonymous) with no self-identification whatsoever complains about NYT and you somehow lump that person with millennials and proceeds to bash the entire group. You could have replaced millennials with another and it would have made just as little sense. But it's fashionable to bash millennials and blame them for everything so you got upvoted. Mods need to do a better job at moderating.

  29. Good Riddance by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Programming is not a task. It is a way of viewing the world. It’s a way of thinking that mingles creativity and logic. Almost like physical poetry. Many of us (yes, I’m a coder and have been a long time) have a burning curiosity and always ask “what if, how did that happen, where did that come from..” and a myriad of other questions indicating a need for constant learning. My wife is very successful in medicine. She’s much more “feeling” driven in her decisions whereas mine are logical. At times call me “cold”, and says “who thinks like that?” We balance, in a good way – most of the time – anyway, I digress
    As for programmers, not everyone is built that way, and a “boot camp” won’t change you if you don’t.
    This mantra “Everyone can and should learn to code” is one of those tag lines that need to finally die.

    1. Re:Good Riddance by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      A funny thing is that not even every good mathematician can learn to code well. These people are highly capable of structuring things, but when the structures need to be executable and become several orders of magnitude more complex, quite a few of them find they do not have what it takes to produce good results. That is not to put down mathematicians in any way, that is just to say that talents can be very, very specific in this space.

      So while everyone can certainly produce tweets and most can produce reasonable emails or letters, only few people can write novels that work well for the reader. The novelist is the capable coder in this analog. Having people write single-liners or single-pagers is nice, but it does not make them capable novelists.

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  30. Bootcamps are useless by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    because companies don't have to hire the graduates. They can have as many college grads as they want. If they run out of US college grads they can get them from overseas. Why would I hire somebody who's been through an 8 week bootcamp when I can have somebody with 4 years of school? If nothing else that 4 years of school tells me they're stable enough to stick with something.

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    1. Re:Bootcamps are useless by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      4 years at Chico State? Quitter. The pros take 6.

      It means a lot less than it used to. Large demo of middle class suburban kids that waste their four years, parents money and takeout loans to fund an extended party.

      Which was always true, but they used to get kicked after a year of 0.2 GPAs. (We used to call it the 'square root' club, where the square root of your GPA is higher than your GPA, 'they' didn't get it. Which was good, prevented fights.)

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  31. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 0

    Although that statement certainly looks a bit too aggressive (+ prejudicious), the gap humanities/STEM is quite relevant (it might cut both ways if you wish). As a person who did pass through that gap in the past, I can confirm it. It is very difficult that the same person can really like both alternatives (I didn't like humanities and love engineering + programming): it isn't just knowledge; but also overall personality and expectations. Logically, everyone can learn to code or to write in whatever language; but really getting into it and becoming good enough is a different story.

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  32. Stupid idea good rinse. by crashumbc · · Score: 1

    Even the IDEA that most people can code is STUPID. Coding requires a certain mindset, and critical thinking skills that MANY people just don't have.

    The idea that anyone code makes as much sense as saying "Anyone can win the Olympic Long Jump!"

    These schools took advantage of people's desire to improve their lives.

    1. Re:Stupid idea good rinse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea that anyone code makes as much sense as saying "Anyone can win the Olympic Long Jump!"

      Not really. If it had been anyone can be *the best coder in the world* you might have been closer.

    2. Re:Stupid idea good rinse. by gweihir · · Score: 1

      These schools took advantage of people's desire to improve their lives.

      In capitalism, there is always a certain amount of enterprises that cater to desires and dreams and do not deliver. Coding Bootcamps are one, but so are lotteries, other fake "academies" like "Trump University", etc.

      On the moral side, these are all utterly despicable, with the lottery probably being reasonable benign, but only because it is not expensive.

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  33. "coding" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife took a "deep dive into .net coding" class. To be fair, she did learn some things about Microsoft's specific MVC framework, even though they don't use that at her job (where they do use C#, but some different framework). She was able to implement some simple projects as the assignments, which she wasn't able to do before. The class was not totally worthless.

    But.

    Toward the end of her "coding" class, we were talking about something, and taking a guess (I don't really know C#, but I know C and several of its descendents) I wrote a for loop as an example of something, and she was all, "What's that?"

    Huh?

    Oh.

    The "coding" class never got around to for loops. In fact, the more I probed the more I realized there was almost no coding at all. But she did learn some of Microsoft MVC classes or at least how the IDE has you use them, she brushed up on her HTML and CSS, she got better at (though she was already pretty good at) database normalization, and got a certificate that got her a raise. I can't complain about that! But the class was horribly, almost fraudulently, named.

    My impression is that these classes do teach something, but it's about building software from kits. And that's worth something, I suppose. But it is not fucking computer programming. It's something else, some other way than programming, for software creation. You know how some spreadsheet users take a radically different (yet nevertheless effective) approach to problem-solving than programmers do, and where some people say they're doing something analogous to programming? Yeah, it's sort of like that. Apparently today's IDEs can do a lot.

    1. Re:"coding" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Apparently today's IDEs can do a lot."

      It's not just the IDEs. Everything is abstracted to such a great extent that building very complex applications can be done by just gluing large components together in the right way. The problem is that the newbies going through the bootcamp route rather than starting with first principles are only learning to snap stuff together, not what actually happens inside the black boxes.

      But you're right, IDEs essentially build applications for you. It's not like you're starting with Notepad and writing code from scratch. The application templates are pretty much done for you, all the plumbing is in place, and you add your own logic on top.

    2. Re:"coding" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything is abstracted to such a great extent that building very complex applications can be done by just gluing large components together in the right way.

      Heh. If I read this out of context and didn't realize we were talking about .Net web apps, I would say you just described Unix pipelines.

      And yeah, you can do a lot of with sed, tr, grep, sort and uniq. (Let's leave awk out of this.) But that's not really programming. Or is it? No. Well, sort of. No. Yes, maybe. No.

      Well, what if I throw in awk? Ok, it's programming. Maybe. Let's throw in bash, too. "It's programming, Jim, but not as we know it!"

  34. the full college needs change and HR needs somethi by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    the full college system needs change and HR needs something (maybe have something along the lines of boy scout merit badges).

    Now in EU they have a lot more apprenticeships.

    Even NFL and NBA can use minor leagues and not student athletes who take joke classes when the team needs 35-50 hours a week.

    The tech / trade schools are filling the gap from big theory based classroom to more hands on. But over time they more and more roped into the college degree system and accreditation systems.

    UOFP was the ONLINE school filling the gap of working pro's who wanted to go school / continuing education but did not fit into the young full time students that other colleges wanted.

    community colleges are an other mixed bag with students who may want to tech / trades classes, students who want to do college general education at a much lower cost, People who want an easier class load then full 4 year colleges (now days the full 4 years colleges take way more people as they can get loans)

  35. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Even humanities graduates can learn how to code in a few months..."

    Did anyone else get a good chuckle out of that sly dig? I can imagine a funny commercial: "Are you a high school dropout? Recently paroled? Functionally illiterate? Severe mental deficiency and/or brain damage? Or even a humanities graduate? You too can learn to code in a few months!"

    10 PRINT "Hello World"
    20 GOTO 10

    Meanwhile on in some stored procedure in the boot camp company's billed system Invoice = $26,000 is pumped into a database.

    Great coders are born not made. It takes years to become a master. I've seen IT boot camp trainees remove two drives from a RAID 5 array at the same time. I'm just saying.

  36. computer architecture?? like the CS guy power butt by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    computer architecture?? like the CS guy working at Google who needed to call the help desk to find the power button on his workstation?

  37. It was obvious from the start by david.g.holt · · Score: 0

    Ahhh,... the Liberals learned from the Conservatives again. I use the term "learned" loosely.

  38. start by cutting pre-med down to 2-3 years by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    start by cutting pre-med down to 2-3 years.

    They spend way to long in schools before they get to an apprentice roll.

  39. Re: Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who was promptly investigated and removed.

    Yes, false journalism exists but some sources promptly attempt to remove and correct it when it occurs, some organizations do not. Some even try to spend infotainment as news to confuse a large portion of their audience.

  40. Where to find real news by XXongo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've heard a lot of right-leaning people complain about the New York Times. I haven't, however, seen any evidence that they aren't a good source of information.

    Have we already forgotten about the embarrassing Jayson Blair incident?

    The number one item on my list of what constitutes a credible news source is, do they publish error corrections?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/11/us/correcting-the-record-times-reporter-who-resigned-leaves-long-trail-of-deception.html

    Or, to quote the Forbes article on Where You Find Real Facts Rather Than Alternative Facts:

    "If a reporter gets facts in a story wrong, will the news outlet investigate a complaint and publish a correction? Does the publication have its own code of ethics? Or does it subscribe to and endorse the Society of Professional Journalist’s code of ethics? And if a reporter or editor seriously violates ethical codes – such as being a blatant or serial plagiarizer, fabulist or exaggerator – will they be fired at a given news outlet? While some may criticize mainstream media outlets for a variety of sins, top outlets such as the Washington Post, the New York Times, NBC News and the New Republic have fired journalists for such ethics violations. That is remarkable in a world where some celebrities, politicians and other realms of media (other than news such as Hollywood films “based on a true story”) can spread falsehood with impunity."

    1. Re: Where to find real news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shills be shillin'.

  41. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't pay for propaganda... If NYT had real, unbiased, news i would pay.

  42. Re:computer architecture?? like the CS guy power b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you read about that in a ebook of the series called Fictional Tales From The Heavy Creamer?

  43. Thanks [Re:What "Anonymous Coward" has devolved..] by XXongo · · Score: 1

    I saw this article go up, but there wasn't a link to the actual article in the summary - so I did a quick search and put in the link as a comment.

    Thanks.

  44. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Care to list your non-propaganda news source?

    Yeah, that's what I thought.

  45. Millennial, QED. [Re:Complaints, complaints] by XXongo · · Score: 1

    Wait, what? Someone (anonymous) with no self-identification whatsoever complains about NYT and you somehow lump that person with millennials and proceeds to bash the entire group.

    Yep. Boomers don't whine about getting free content-- they grew up with paying for news subscriptions, and still consider it a win to get it free. And post-Millennials don't post to slashdot-- they're all glued to Facebook and Instagram and Twitter; why would they read a boring text-only site like this?

    So, millennial, QED.

  46. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There are a ton of jobs out there and huge shortages in a lot of fields.

    Any time I push into someone not being able to find a job it boils down to their wants coming before their needs. Grandpa didn't get much choice in the CCC where he worked. But it was a paycheck and the money helped back home.

    If you show willingness to pickup a trade there are multiple companies in this area that are hiring. I know people with a GED that showed up a plumber's ad in the paper saying "I don't know anything about plumbing, I'll work hard, show up on time and pass a drug test" and they are now well on their way to a Union journeyman.

    But jobs like that mean you have to leave Seattle and SanFrancisco for the 'uncultured' flyover states.

    Our local VocTech highschool can't crank out CNC operators fast enough. The principal told me that most HS seniors not on the college track are getting hired at $20/hr before they graduate. We have a 8 week GED/CNC operator course where you can earn your GED, get a CNC cert AND a job in 3 nights a week. You just have to show that you have your life on track with no recent arrests and a character witness.

    Hell truck drivers are in massive demand right now. I wouldn't bank on it for a long term career but if you need money can pass a CDL it'll get you to the next phase of your life. With enough money to do everything 'millenials' are complaining they can't get like a house and steady income.

    I know multiple people that have taken this and similar paths to their career. The loudest millenials that seem to be pushing the 'there are no jobs' out there have lead a relatively easy life. They had few to no hardships growing up and now expect everything to be handed to them.

    My wife and I are both old millenials. Both have advanced degrees, good jobs and have half jokingly talked about what would happen if we had to emigrate. Neither of us are above swinging a hammer or shoveling shit if it means food and a roof and have done both at some point in our lives.

  47. Re:the full college needs change and HR needs some by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    It is changing at the local level. VocTech highschools have realized they fell behind the times and are quickly coming around. The local high school has an EE lab that makes me jealous and better than anything I had in college. They're diagnosing and fixing late model vehicles. One near my mom, on a big lake, fixes and repairs $100k+ boats. From the floaty bits to the electronics.

  48. Demand... meet excess supply. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    perhaps it will depress wages to the point that it's not worth it to import indentured servants who are quasi slaves to code.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  49. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Millenials are cheap, because there are no fucking jobs out there for them. Anyone born before 1965 could go into -any- profession and earn a living. A college degree helped as well. Come the 1980s, you could still get a good job with any major. Post 2000, especially 2008, you could have a PhD in your field, and you will not be finding work, because the only thing that matters is recent experience. That, or a H-1B.

    No, that is only an excuse when they can't find a job. They simply blame something else, so that they would feel better. Many of them feel entitlement that they MUST EARN this much or that much. When they go to any job interview, they show their attitude of what they entitle to get. Well, good luck with that. They first must change their attitude to want to do anything and show that they are capable of doing and improving. If they expect they should earn a lot more without any qualification, then they deserve to be jobless (but sadly still with loud mouth).

  50. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem we have had with hiring millennials is that many of them expect a salary that will be higher than what profit the company can make on them.. When i walk around the office just before a delivery the majority of people that stay a bit later to make sure everything will work are the older people (35+) while the rest of the younger people will have left long before then, and they don't arrive earlier either.. It's like *most* of the millennials only care about getting a paycheck and don't give a shit if the company will be successful or not. Today you would have to offer an hours wage for someone to stay 5 minutes extra one day and still have them leave 5 minutes earlier the next day.

    Most of them thinks the world should adjust to them and not the other way around..

    When i started working in 1998 i spent time learning things, and earning almost nothing until i could prove myself.. As soon as i could prove what i could do and what i provided for the company my salary shot up like a rocket..

  51. Re:My Horse is Higher Than Yours by Slugster · · Score: 1

    Reality check: you're probably not that great of a coder, and luckily, that's probably all your job requires.

    This attitude is common whenever job competition in programming gets mentioned here: some people feather puffing and insisting that they have astonishingly high abilities, and their job regularly requires pushing the very boundaries of computer science and mathematics... And for almost every programmer on the planet, that's just not true.

    Most business programming is just pulling results out of databases and posting them over a web server. It's difficult the first few times, but by the 50th or 100th time it's pretty easy. You can pretend you are flying to the moon if you want, but it won't save your job from outsourcing to a guy who slept in university and whose main skills are browsing StackExchange, ctrl-C and ctrl-P.

    The main reason that US businesses require degrees at all is often not due to job difficulty, it's due to credentials inflation that was caused by anti-discrimination hiring laws.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/....


    I do think that the coding boot camps are riding a fake bubble... They're still playing the same song we heard in the run-up to the year2K hiring boom, but there's no year2K17 bug to fix now. Mostly whats available is data entry jobs, as the people who used to have them regularly get their carpal tunnels syndromed (for $12 an hour) and quit.

  52. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I doubt that it's correct. My experience with humanities graduates over the decades is that the vast majority have great difficulty with logical thinking, and can only do well with emotional thinking and rote memorization. Avoiding bugs, for example, means constructing a proof in your head that you have actually covered 100% of the cases. That is not a good fit for a humanities graduate.

  53. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Even humanities graduates can learn how to code in a few months..."

    Did anyone else get a good chuckle out of that sly dig? I can imagine a funny commercial: "Are you a high school dropout? Recently paroled? Functionally illiterate? Severe mental deficiency and/or brain damage? Or even a humanities graduate? You too can learn to code in a few months!"

    You too can become a real estate developer.

    You too can become a reality tv show star

    You too can become president of the United States.

  54. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

    Don't link to the NYT fucker. Aside from being a leftist piece of trash,

    I've heard a lot of right-leaning people complain about the New York Times. I haven't, however, seen any evidence that they aren't a good source of information.

    they limit the number of articles they allow you to see each month.

    It's bad enough that millennial assholes think that it's a crime if everything on the internet is not free, free, free. Reporters shouldn't be paid, they should work for the love of it. (and for the "exposure").

    But now, when the New York Times actually is giving away their content for free, the millennial assholes are complaining that they are not getting enough content for free.

    Snowflakes have gotta bitch about something.... :/

    --
    You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
  55. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > I haven't, however, seen any evidence that they aren't a good source of information.

    Haven't seen any, or *won't* see any? Did you miss their election coverage, and post-election coverage of the President by any chance? Wasn't it the NYT who claimed it was their duty to do anything and everything, even lie, to keep Trump out of office? Yes, yes it was.

  56. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

    Why are you targeting millennial with your comment? They don't have a monopoly on cheapness. Hell, if anything, the Boomers are *worse* cause they got it better than any generation before or since, and get pissy when anyone pushes back on their entitled attitude.

    Older Gen-X here......I appreciate free stuff whenever I get it. I am only cheap when I am BROKE. If I have the funds, I will gladly pay extra for nicer things and features...

    --
    You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
  57. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 2

    Millenials are cheap, because there are no fucking jobs out there for them. Anyone born before 1965 could go into -any- profession and earn a living. A college degree helped as well. Come the 1980s, you could still get a good job with any major. Post 2000, especially 2008, you could have a PhD in your field, and you will not be finding work, because the only thing that matters is recent experience. That, or a H-1B.

    Usually the H1B. Don't have to pay them as much.

    --
    You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
  58. Re:What "Anonymous Coward" has devolved into by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a life dude - you're way too into this. 'Serious discussion'.... Jesus

  59. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I noticed it, as the most preposterous lie.

    Every group will have a few potential code monkeys and a smaller number of analytical minds.

    Humanities grads, as a group, already had a choice, no tech for them. (What % made that choice based on party schedule as undergrads, calc really cuts into 'drinking time'?) The analytic ones already view the world through (Jungian, Marxist, Literary Symbolism, Postmodern, * Studies etc etc) lenses. The average ones have just learned derp from the same list. Some of those lenses are more toxic than others...switching to a (data/process/math/tradeoffs/boolean logic) mindset isn't going to be painless in the best of cases. Nothing is free, least of all is time spent training your personal neural net.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  60. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

    Hell truck drivers are in massive demand right now. I wouldn't bank on it for a long term career but if you need money can pass a CDL it'll get you to the next phase of your life.

    Hell, I almost had to go to that line of work if I hadn't landed the position I just now got. Was starting to put out emails and requests for information about tuition, etc.

    Have over 16 years in IT and the pickings were getting slim in this part of the country (Western Ark) for jobs that paid worth a darn. Most of the manufacturing jobs have left for Mexico and about the only jobs in abundance were either fast food or processing chickens.

    --
    You're messin' with my Zen Thing, man.....
  61. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Don't link to the NYT fucker. Aside from being a leftist piece of trash,

    I've heard a lot of right-leaning people complain about the New York Times. I haven't, however, seen any evidence that they aren't a good source of information.

    Too true. Anyone who thinks outlets like the New York Times and Washington Post aren't good sources of information has been drinking *way* too much right-wing Kool-Aid.

    they limit the number of articles they allow you to see each month.

    ... But now, when the New York Times actually is giving away their content for free, the millennial assholes are complaining that they are not getting enough content for free.

    Actually, you can read as many articles as you want if you read it in mode private and don't enable / allow Javascript. For the pages that require Javascript, you can allow it for that page, then revoke the temporary permission -- using NoScript (or similar), of course.

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  62. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YES!

    Your funny commercial reminds me of the good 'ol "SHAMED BY YOU ENGLISH?" advertisement.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KzHzUA_TzHU/R8E37RkqpWI/AAAAAAAAAIM/W6H-W3J67jI/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/Shamed+by+You+English%3F.jpg

    Enjoy!!

  63. Re:Here's the link to TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you think the 'Open link in private window' is for?

  64. GOOD by Sam36 · · Score: 1

    Crap was stupid anyway.

  65. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have intentionally done both.

    Conscientiousness, systematization, logic and critical thinking skills really do wonders wherever applied appropriately.

    It's also worth noting that classes specifically on logic and critical thinking can be found in the humanities, logic alone in both the math and philosophy departments working with the same concepts in different languages, and systematization is found in technology-based departments. Humanities might claim monopoly over conscientiousness, but no field studies it directly therefore it's a skill you must pick up on your own. So really it almost turns into a tautological recursion*: in order to be good at both you must first be good at both, except actively choosing to seek out this interdisciplinary mix along with some fortitude will get you this wonderful foundation in a year or two of hard study.

    *see what I did there, using the language of two fields for the same concept. Identity might be a third. That is the dividend that it pays; being able to use concepts with different mindsets and be able to communicate ideas better.

  66. They were total disasters. They only knew CS. by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    It would be fairly easy to rewrite your post to apply equally to CS grads who have no idea what development workflows are like, or who uses recursion to traverse a string in-order. Programming requires a great deal of theory, practicum, continuing education, and intellectual curiousity. You're not going to pick up a complete programming education anywhere, and the drive to actually be good at this job probably cannot be taught. As a profession, we need to recognize that we are a profession, and get some sort of a guild or other professional organization going, so that we can make sure that people get both theory and modern practices. What we should probably not do is expect arbitrarily well-trained developers to spring up out of the ground like Cadmus sowing dragon's teeth.

    (As a side note, people's opinions of what programmers should know seems to be fairly universally biased towards their own skill set. Like the old DBA I met who pooh-poohed a Rails project because it didn't use stored procedures.)

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    Those who advocate genocide deserve every protection afforded by law, and none afforded by common human decency.
    1. Re:They were total disasters. They only knew CS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read the GP's comment before replying to it?! What you're babbling on about was addressed in the second paragraph! Here, I'll extract it for you, because you apparently have some sort of a reading impediment that makes it difficult for you to read a post prior to replying to it:

      I don't have high expectations for people with a Comp Sci or similar degree. But even the worst of these people could easily run circles around the self-taught or those with limited education like boot camps or just a continuing education course or two.

    2. Re:They were total disasters. They only knew CS. by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Your manner is uncivil, the quoted line is insupportable, and you seem to be confused as to its applicability. You may also be confused as to the purpose of a degree in Computer Science; it is not intended to be job training.

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      Those who advocate genocide deserve every protection afforded by law, and none afforded by common human decency.
  67. Re:What "Anonymous Coward" has devolved into by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could we have a serious discussion about either eliminating ACs all together or making them log in and apply the Karma points [...]

    In a word, no.

    First, eliminating AC would be silly, despite the abuse. It's also not the correct approach to your problem, which is actually quite easily fixed: In your case, you could instead say "Here's the link to the article that is currently not in the summary." Sure it's not too nice of the editors to forget the link, then add it and not credit you, but that's not the ACs' fault, is it?

    Second, requiring people to log in to post AC defeats the purpose. Even if some people will mod you down, bitch at you using AC, or both. You know full well that many more people post as AC than the ones abusing you for trying to be helpful.

    And of course the criticism of nyt and their half-assed paywall isn't incorrect even if it is needlessly rude. Alternative sources without paywall are always a good idea.

  68. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >workers don't care about the company
    By the end of your first sentence you had reduced them to a dollar value.

    For good or bad, this is the natural order of capitalism.

  69. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    The differentiation STEM/humanities is kind of diffuse or, at least, not clearly defined across different countries and in different moments; in fact, the normal tendency seems to be moving away from black/white to greyer areas where both aspects might somehow complement each other. I am not sure about what your exact situation is, but mine is pretty hardcore in both: firstly (the order might also matter, BTW), fully focused on humanities and then on STEM (firstly engineering and then programming). When I was in each side I wasn't caring too much about the other one. I do perfectly understand that my position can be seen as a bit too extreme.

    As per your post, it seems to me that you are more a humanities-kind of person. You might even work on STEM, but your attitude is humanities-prone. There are quite a few people working in programming from different backgrounds. There are also many positions closely-related to programming/engineering where different kinds of people work. In my original comment, I was referring to hardcore STEM/programming; to people really liking this entire world (not working on a somehow related setup and kind of liking all what it implies). Note that even people with advanced degrees related to all this might not be included there (not really liking/learning/understanding the given field and just passing through; in fact, this was pretty much me when being in humanities, that's why I don't consider myself a part of that, neither now nor back then when I studied it).

    In summary, I don't think that you belong to that kind of (hardcore) STEM. I might also be wrong (and only your communication skills look like humanities material) and, in that case, you would be one of the first exceptions I know.

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    Custom Solvers 2.0 = Alvaro Carballo Garcia = varocarbas.
  70. and yet I used to known this state college CS dev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and yet I used to known this state college CS dev that worked at Withheld. That put out some poor code (that place does not really have much for QA) But later he got fired I think over not getting credit for some of his work on an project.

  71. 2nd wave of HTML programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reinventing everything over again with no understanding beyond syntax.

  72. Community Colleges are the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Community Colleges are the niche solution.

    Anyone can learn to code on their own, if they have the desire and purpose.

    Nobody does - well, very few people do.

    The problem is that few, very few, people have that level of commitment on their own. So we need a cheat. Community college for $200 is that cheat. I know it works, because I've done it. I learned C, then C++, then statistics - all at a community college. Best of all, my day-job paid for the classes. Then they sent me to Intermediate and Advanced Cross-Platform C++ classes - followed by X/Motif training.

    There's something about "GOING" to class that matters, at least for the first language. Picking up other languages isn't too hard after that. I've learned over 20 - perhaps over 30 other languages - since then.

    I've known a few people who did well in these "boot camps" - they usually had deep programming skills in other languages and 10+ yrs of experience already.
    I've also known people who attended boot camps with inappropriate backgrounds. They returned very excited, but still nearly clueless. Intensive study over 3 hrs a day is more than our brains can usually handle in completely new subjects. I've attended 4 hr daily training for 2 weeks and my brain physically hurt after. Then I had 2 hrs of homework every evening and 2 hours of practical use outside.

    Our brains need time to get, ponder, understand what we're learning.

    There is also something about PAYING $$$ for the learning. There are lots and lots of free courses online to learn all the beginning level stuff, yet people seldom sign up, much less finish those courses. In theory, everyone here could learn from beginning through masters-level computer stuff. I bet less than 2% have.

  73. well, thank you ... not by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    "can learn how to code in a few months and join the high-paying digital economy"

    And some still wonder why overall code quality and programming skill level dives like a drunken mallad.

    Coding doesn't mean anything. When I started highschool I could code in 4 languages. They kept teaching us algorithms and math for 12 hours a week (4 hrs theory&algorithms, 4 hrs math, 4 hrs coding labs) for 4 years, followed by my university years, followed by many years of practive and still I'd need to learn more than I have time to spend.

    No wonder companies test the sh*t out of everyone wanting a sw.eng. job (not me, oh no), it's the easiest approach for trying to filter out the crappiest.

    --
    I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
  74. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Political thought bubbles maintain their structural integrity by the constant repeating of the mantra, "the other guys are biased".

  75. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why all the millenial bashing?

    I'm pretty sure (because I remember it first hand) all the "free, free, free", "information wants to be free" crap started with GenX..

  76. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Millennials are just fucking lazy and stupid. Take for instance my son and his girlfriend make 6 figures and complain they can't find a house or whatever so they STILL live at home. They both have nicer cars than me and make more money than I do!

    I would kick him out if it wasn't for my grandson who would bare the brunt of their stupidity.

  77. Re:computer architecture?? like the CS guy power b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    computer architecture?? like the CS guy working at Google who needed to call the help desk to find the power button on his workstation?

    Actually believing a Creimer story? You sir, have gone full retard.

  78. Teach Yourself Programming in Ten Years by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Still completely relevant: http://norvig.com/21-days.html
    Also applies to being taught the first few years.

    There is no silver bullet in coding or any other form of engineering, and even less so in learning it. You need talent, dedication, motivation stemming from the subject (not the potential paycheck) and a lot of time.

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    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
  79. History repeats. What's next? by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    Back in the late 90's I was already reasonable successful and self-taught. I was burning through certifications left and right because I already new the stuff. I became curious about these "tech schools" I thought I would take one for a spin in case I was perhaps missing something. I was appalled. No one except me had any background in computers, and were having what was for them some seriously heavy duty material thrown at them with no time to actually learn it before moving on. Even the instructors fell short and I found myself correcting them and practically teaching the classes. Then the revelation. When it came time for students to tackle a cert relevant to a particular course, and the class time having been a waste, they were given comprehensive "memorize all the questions and answers and most will be on the cert test" cheat sheets. My last straw? I reached a point were I knew I was going to drop the "school" like a bad habit. There was a bit of personal sociological study that had kept me there. The disaster was fascinating to me. The last straw? I furiously took notes over material I already knew to keep from going bonkers board. In a single hour long class, I could easily crank out five pages of detailed notes. One day the person sitting next to me asked if they could barrow and Xerox them. Okay, sure. The next day I walked in and every "student" in a class of what must have been over fifty had a forty page stack of my notes. That was it for me. I stood up and let the class know that my notes were full of errors and wished them luck figuring out what they were as they used them to study and walked out. In all honesty, there were no errors in my notes, I was just that disgusted.

    It will be interesting to see who this goes in seven or eight years when we have this same kind of travesty in the form of "learn to program AI" schools.

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  80. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My girlfriend is a truck driver and she makes as much as I do as an engineer (>>$100k).

  81. Re: Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #delusional

  82. Re:Ton of respect for the field, why water it down by breeze95 · · Score: 1

    I hope I am not in the minority with this, but I honestly enjoyed the concept of Dev/Code Bootcamps. I've had an internal philosophy that no matter what 'career' you do (to some extent, so let's not anon-troll that, please) or hobbies/interests, development skills in some programming language would help you. And if you want to make a career out of it, even better!

    However, that being said, I'm also a firm believer in experience over quick buzzy skills any day of the week, 100% of the time. All I viewed this as was a way to 1) make a non-profit for gains in big dollars on the business side (WTF WOULDNT want a successful non-profit) and 2) water-down a field that, in my opinion, should NOT be watered down.

    Software engineering/development, bridging advanced mathematics (e.g. linear algebra, calculus, etc.) takes an EXTREME amount of well-rounded background in all things computing, skills and investing into yourself, your study, your craft. It's the field I work in, respect and make a living in. I feel like a chimp in shadows of some truly gifted software developers I've met and worked with in my past and I've been doing this for almost 15 years professionally now. Those people didn't get there by taking a quick 4 week crasher on the shiny-new-topic, whizbang a resume with a thesaurus and try to land a $100K gig for 6 months to build a 'previous employment' line-item they could wow the next place into hiring them on.

    It's sad from the ideology of it, but if this is the direction it's going, I'm not totally heartbroken either from the glass-half-empty perspective.

    The problem with these kinds of arguments is the absolute position too many of us take. Is every programming assignment require a CS degree? Is a CS degree necessary for web development, payroll applications, database query, etc? I say no. Some programming tasks require a degree in computer science or engineering as a perquisite and other tasks a formal education in CS is not necessary. That's the way it is and should be.

  83. Re: computer architecture?? like the CS guy power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you stopped raping your neighbor's goats yet?

  84. Re:Ton of respect for the field, why water it down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a little hard to get experience when every job requires experience for you to get it.

  85. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by Megane · · Score: 1

    Those who don't really understand a technology think it's something you can simply learn by being taught. Programming is definitely not one of those things, some people's brains just can't comprehend certain things that you need to be a good programmer.

    Back around 2000, I interviewed for a job with a major internet hosting company. Admittedly it wouldn't have been a great match because I'm naturally great at programming, but merely good at admin stuff (I've run my own web site and e-mail server on my DSL since 2000, so I'm not completely clueless there). I was really bothered when their HR bimbo said "We can teach people people to be tech people, but we can't teach tech people to be people people!" It was such a perfectly-formed yet stupid statement that I couldn't forget it. Maybe it's because you (by virtue of being in HR) understand what it takes to be "people people", but you have no clue what it takes to be "tech people"?

    I'm glad I didn't get that job, as it ended up with me moving to Austin and a few months later getting my second-best job ever. (so far... the best one happened ten years later)

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  86. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Hell truck drivers are in massive demand right now.

    From what I understand, there is high turnover. One (major?) accident and the driver will no longer be hired.

  87. Example code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took CS in university and there was a disturbing lack of example code.
     
      Coding courses should start with a fairly advanced piece of code. Application or backend. Then they should walk students through it.
     
      It would help teach software engineering instead of code monkey solve one problem at a time code monkey stuff.

  88. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OOOHHHH you have it sooooo tough. Many boomers are former military and had to fight more than a keyboard. Here's a Band-Aid for your hurt feewings.

  89. Anonymous cowards [Re:Complaints, complaints] by XXongo · · Score: 1

    I've heard a lot of right-leaning people complain about the New York Times. I haven't, however, seen any evidence that they aren't a good source of information.

    Wasn't it the NYT who claimed it was their duty to do anything and everything, even lie, to keep Trump out of office? Yes, yes it was.

    I notice the lack of any sort of citation on this purported fact, which is of course fake. Neither the NYT nor anyone associated with the NYT ever claimed any such thing.

    Along with Forbes' advice on how to determine what is a credible news source, here's my rule on how to determine a fake news site: never believe purported "facts" stated by anonymous cowards. They lie. Not always, but mostly.

  90. Re:Complaints, complaints [Re:Here's the link to T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell truck drivers are in massive demand right now.

    I'll bet.

  91. Re:Sick burn: "Even humanities graduates can learn by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    Apparently, sharing my honest impressions about my personal experiences by somehow censoring too aggressive positions ("Although that statement certainly looks a bit too aggressive (+ prejudicious)") and by being as over-understanding as possible ("it might cut both ways if you wish") is now also considered trolling by some people (the post above got -1 troll)! Interesting!

    One of my life goals is to be able to come up with a comprehensive and accurate enough definition for trolling/being a troll in internet. I might have not enough time (most likely, I will only live around 40-50 years more), but I am a quite optimistic person! LOL.

    CLARIFICATIONS FOR THOSE NEEDING LOLs TO GET WHEN I AM SERIOUS/KIDDING: a LOL in one of my posts doesn't mean that all what is written there isn't serious/true. It is just meant to be a mere generic warning helping you to not quickly jump to crazy conclusions after reading a couple of isolated words; you need basic understanding skills to properly get what is going on (with my posts and, in general, with the world around you).
    Also bear in mind that I haven't been relying on this policy of undoubtedly tagging for too long (I used to trust in the proper understanding of people or, at least, in innocent jokes not being a problem! What was I thinking, right?) and that posts here cannot be edited. Please, don't convert this good-faith gesture in a new resource for nonsense via if-not-LOL-is-serious. Do you still have doubts? Here you have two suggestions: avoid dealing with me (+ doing anything even slightly affecting me); take a look at the certainly-serious-and-clear parts (e.g., my profile description or any time I talk about my knowledge, expertise, principles, physical features, etc.).
    It is really very easy: I (= just one, the same, every time, no exceptions) am a honest, fair and straightforward guy, extremely proud of what I do/think/expect and with nothing to hide, be afraid of or prove to anyone (this is just about minimising the chances of getting involved in ridiculous situations); if any of your conclusions/expectations about me goes even slightly against anything of that, it would mean that you are wrong (and/or didn't get a joke).

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