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Two Ex-Googlers Want To Make Bodegas And Mom-And-Pop Corner Stores Obsolete (fastcompany.com)

Elizabeth Segran, writing for FastCompany: While it sometimes feels like we do all of our shopping on the internet, government data shows that actually less than 10% of all retail transactions happen online. In a world where we get our groceries delivered in just two hours through Instacart or Amazon Fresh, the humble corner store -- or bodega, as they are known in New York and Los Angeles -- still performs a valuable function. No matter how organized you are, you're bound to run out of milk or diapers in the middle of the night and need to make a quick visit to your neighborhood retailer. Paul McDonald, who spent 13 years as a product manager at Google, wants to make this corner store a thing of the past. Today, he is launching a new concept called Bodega with his cofounder Ashwath Rajan, another Google veteran. Bodega sets up five-foot-wide pantry boxes filled with non-perishable items you might pick up at a convenience store. An app will allow you to unlock the box and cameras powered with computer vision will register what you've picked up, automatically charging your credit card. The entire process happens without a person actually manning the "store." Bodega's logo is a cat, a nod to the popular bodega cat meme on social media -- although if the duo gets their way, real felines won't have brick-and-mortar shops to saunter around and take naps in much longer. "The vision here is much bigger than the box itself," McDonald says. "Eventually, centralized shopping locations won't be necessary, because there will be 100,000 Bodegas spread out, with one always 100 feet away from you."

342 comments

  1. OMFG! by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They've invented the Vending Machine! Stop the presses! This will change the world!

    -jcr

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    1. Re:OMFG! by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      My reaction exactly!

    2. Re:OMFG! by jcr · · Score: 2

      Oh, for fuck's sake. They got VCs to back this, too. Looks like it's bubble time again.

      Hey, Josh Kopelman at First Round Capital, Kirsten Green at Forerunner Ventures, and Hunter Walk at Homebrew: you suck at your jobs.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, so if the closest "bodega" doesn't have what you're looking for, I'm sure the app will tell you the closest one is 15 blocks away. This will flop. People want to go into a store and talk to someone. I love my dirty, shitty little hole in the wall convenience stores (we don't call them bodegas on the West coast). They also keep a lot of people employed across the nation. This will eliminate a ton of jobs, make a couple people very rich and only create a few new jobs for those who are stocking the machines, that is until the automate that too.

      Nice idea, but it won't get very far. Look at Japan, they have vending machines for all kinds of shit, but they still have the cramped shitty little bodega type shops too. The stores manned by a person are not going away anytime soon.

    4. Re:OMFG! by JohnFen · · Score: 2

      It's been bubble time for a while now, but let's count how many people are going to be surprised when the bubble inevitably pops.

      The venture won't see that, though -- my prediction it's an obviously dumb idea that will go exactly nowhere. In the meantime, I'll extract maximum laughter out of it.

    5. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it's a giant vending machine. So what? It's like seeing a Boeing 747 roll out and saying it's merely a Wright flyer.

    6. Re:OMFG! by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      It's not even a new improvement on the vending machine we have had similar in our offices for over 3 years now and it wasn't new when we got it.

    7. Re:OMFG! by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it doesn't sell alcohol and cigarettes, it's not going to replace the corner store.

      Also, I've known too many "ex-Googlers" to see that as an endorsement.

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    8. Re:OMFG! by e_pluribus_funk · · Score: 1

      LOL. I would mod you up, but you are already at 5.

    9. Re:OMFG! by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Vending machines with variable products and a list of which products are stored closest to you.

      So a vending machine plus. Or maybe a super vending machine. Though I think super vending machine should go to those awesome Japanese car vending machines were you park you car and it stores it in the building.

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    10. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You suck at analogies.

    11. Re:OMFG! by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      What I think is daft is the insinuation that people will like these things, therefore they are bad. I don't particularly see the point of these things, but saying 'This is a terrible idea!' while at the same time saying 'People will use these so much that small stores will go out of business' are contradictory statements. If people want these, they'll use them. If people don't, then they will not be replacing anything. Which is it, are they horrible, or are they going to be welcomed? It can't be both.

      This sounds like a bunch of attention seekers desperate for some relevance at someone else's expense, with some vague accusations of 'cultural appropriation' (that thing that every single human society has been doing since forever) thrown in for good measure, and while at the same time attempting to absolve themselves of any responsibility for their purchasing choices, because apparently when you vote with your dollars you are not responsible for what you're buying. The over-glorified vending machines are a bit silly, but why is anyone paying attention to what these detractors think?

    12. Re:OMFG! by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2

      They've invented the Vending Machine!

      Actually, they've managed to make something less useful than a vending machine.If they'd figured out a way to make vending machines more useful, that would have been news. This is mostly a story of how venture capitalists are blowing their money on dumb ideas.

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    13. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's like seeing the 747 roll out and saying it's an airplane

    14. Re: OMFG! by MichaelJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And lottery tickets!

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    15. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in an unremarkable place in the Rocky Mountains, and I've bought electronics from vending machines.

      Seriously, what's next? A smartphone-connected machine that can dispense a cellulose-based membrane that can be used to wipe down the anus after defecation?

    16. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably be like "only apps can app apps for bodegas, not Luddite vending machines. Apps!"

    17. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you on the west coast, I have literally never seen one in WA and I can't recall having seen any when I went down to Oregon either. The only convenience stores I've ever seen in the US are either attached to gas stations or chains like Circle K or 7-11.

      Certainly, nothing like what they have in China that could be described as a hole in the wall convenience store.

    18. Re:OMFG! by ark1 · · Score: 1

      In Japan you have tobacco and alcohol vending machines.

    19. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vending machines are just about at the apex of what they can accomplish and still be vending machines. They already take payment via credit card and I've seen ones that automatically refund your money if nothing comes out. I wouldn't be at all surprised if those machines automatically called home to notify the owner reporting the amount of items left for sale.

      The next step up would be an actual store where they use a system of cameras and sensors to bill people as they leave the store. Amazon, amongst others, is already experimenting with that.

    20. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (we don't call them bodegas on the West coast).

      And in the rest of the world a bodega is a winery and/or a place where one drinks wine.

    21. Re:OMFG! by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Yes, because their laws allow it.

      Laws in the U.S. don't. Even if it they could stock alcohol and tobacco products in these cabinets, there's too much potential liability for selling to underage customers.

      I mean, okay, if some 19-year-old goes to a convenience store right now, and buys alcohol (they're weren't carded/denied) and the cops find out, the convenience store will get hit with a fine over it, and the cashier could face jail time. (I believe it varies from state to state)

      If some teenager buys alcohol through one of these cabinets, who gets fined? The company that made it? The business who has the cabinet located in it? I'll tell you right now, there's no way in hell most businesses will accept that liability as a requirement of having one of these things in their location.

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    22. Re:OMFG! by snookiex · · Score: 4, Funny

      You clearly know nothing about "disruptive innovation". And even less about hipsters.

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    23. Re:OMFG! by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      Well, surely the goal is for them to have their setup and make money, not *actually* to kill the bodegas. So it can get far and we can all still have our bodegas too.

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    24. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about money laundering. A lot of those stores in the inner city are used for laundering drug profits, and the family that runs the store gets a kickback from that as well as protection.

      That's usually how you get a situation where there's a store on every single corner and perplexingly all of them stay in business year after year.

    25. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driver's licenses in my state have 2D barcodes on the back. Maybe the cabinets will have 3 sections: [1] regular products; [2] tobacco (18 or over); [3] alcohol (21 or over). Sections [2] and [3] require scanning a valid driver's license.

      I do wonder if that setup would pass legal muster. Finding out probably involves doing it and going through some lawsuits.

    26. Re:OMFG! by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Hrm. That would increase the complexity of the cabinet, but not horribly so. I'm not sure what information is 'contained' in the bar code of licenses either.

      I still suspect that it wouldn't pass legal muster, though, in that you could easily fool the cabinet by using the bar code from someone else's license. Unless they put in a safeguard so that the app "user" has to match the license holder.

      Even then, are the bar codes on the back of, say California licenses in the same format as Nevada licenses? Would sort of program or reader would the cabinets need to access the information stored in the barcode in a quick and correct manner?

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    27. Re:OMFG! by slashrio · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it's a RoBodega.

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    28. Re:OMFG! by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Dad, can I borrow your driver's license?

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    29. Re:OMFG! by Albanach · · Score: 2

      And not even a very good one:

      From the summary: "No matter how organized you are, you're bound to run out of milk... Bodega sets up five-foot-wide pantry boxes filled with non-perishable items"

      These tech geniuses haven't even mastered refrigeration so they can stock the very stuff folk need. If it's non perishable, I'm less likely to run out of it (because I can keep more of it in the pantry) and there's a good chance I can wait two days for Amazon to deliver.

      This reminds me of the US supermarkets that have tried to allow online shopping but don't allow you to buy anything that needs to be refrigerated or frozen and still want you to drive to their location to pick up your order. It's more expensive and less convenient that just buying the stuff yourself.

    30. Re: OMFG! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Seems like all of the "bodegas" around here are also pharmacies (CVS/Walgreens/Thrifty White).... so, unless these things also fill medical prescriptions, I don't see how they will get very far.

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    31. Re:OMFG! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      *shrug* so then dad get's whacked with a hefty fine if caught.... seems like the same risk/reward calculation that exists currently... I mean... who actually checks the picture or signature to see if they "match" these days?

      My DL has a photo of me when I was 50lbs heavier and bearded... it doesn't look much like me now at all yet I have never once had anyone even raise an eyebrow, let alone confront me about it.

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    32. Re:OMFG! by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Best. Comment. Ever!

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    33. Re:OMFG! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, are they going to sell cigarette papers and glass pipes and alcohol out of these things? What a wash.

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    34. Re:OMFG! by Potor · · Score: 1

      I had never heard of a bodega in this context of a convenience store until I moved to the east coast.

    35. Re:OMFG! by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they think that UHT still qualifies as milk?

    36. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in some states a parent/guardian can legally buy an underage person alcohol.

    37. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Japan you have tobacco and alcohol vending machines.

      In Japan you have vending machine vending machines.

    38. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this? An over-hyped, over-engineered, less functional but more costly replacement for something that already exists? Hmm, smells like Juicero...

    39. Re:OMFG! by slickwillie · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the VCs would be interested in a machine that extracts juice from a bag. I think it could sell for about $700 and the bags of juice for $10 each. It's connected to the Internet of course and you can't squeeze the juice bags by hand.

    40. Re:OMFG! by naris · · Score: 1

      They invented a vending machine that is a combination of a vending machine, a minibar and Amazon Go. This is actually a reasonable idea and if they sell it as an enhanced vending machine to other companies instead of trying to setup their own nationwide distribution network to support it they might even succeed. However, I don't see this ever replacing the corner store. In fact, they should price these low enough for corner stores to buy them and place them in their neighborhood as a way to gain additional sales (and improving the corner stores business).

    41. Re:OMFG! by naris · · Score: 1

      We call these party stores and/or convenience stores in the Midwest and a *lot* of them are gas stations. Quite a few also do not have any alcohol at all.

    42. Re:OMFG! by slew · · Score: 0

      Maybe they think that UHT still qualifies as milk?

      Maybe you still think milk is a healthy drink for adults? Boy the American Dairy Association has done a number on you...

      Besides UHT is "better" for the environment (doesn't need as much refrigeration whilst in distribution). It doesn't have all the enzymes and iodine, but neither does most organic milk (mostly because most organic milk sold in the US is UHT pasteurized). Are you drinking raw milk?

    43. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my country the barcode has your birthdate and 4 extra digits from which one is the checksum. I would need about a 100 tries to hack it with random number.

    44. Re:OMFG! by jcr · · Score: 1

      You know, if you get your meds adjusted, you might not be so obsessive that you need to bitch about me signing my posts.

      Good luck with that. Seriously, you need it.

      -jcr

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    45. Re:OMFG! by Darinbob · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The corner stores I've ever lived near were generally avoided and always overpriced. The 7-Eleven/Quickie Mart model isn't that great. If you run out of milk then normally you wait and buy it later when you go to a real grocery store. The cramped micro stores that you see in a street corner in San Francisco for example, I've always wondered who really goes there, that can't really be the main grocery store for people, it's just junk food and cigarettes and booze.

      Now to be fair, I do pick up stuff at a local drug store. I know I'm paying a bit more than the grocery store, but the closed down the closest grocery store, the Mi Pueblo grocery store has that smell of raw meat the moment you go inside, and the closest real grocery stores I go to are crowded.

      I wouldn't mind seeing a medium sized food outlet, European style. They opened a few recently but some had difficulty and they aren't expanding. I noticed Target has a grocery section of just the right size i'm thinking of, with veggies and dairy, and it even carries Tim-Tams, so it's clearly filling a need.

    46. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but, they're ex-Googlers.

    47. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they can sell Juicero juice packs in their Bodega vendomatic.

    48. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not even that technical. It's more like a motel refrigerator or mini bar. Very pathetic.

      Also for the article writer: We do not call them "bodegas" here in LA. You're talking out of your ass.

    49. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck Paul McDonald. I WANT to have a place to go and buy something. I DON'T WANT to get rid of bodegas or any of the other independent businesses that exist. FUCK THE MONOPOLIES and their monopolistic intentions.

    50. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So less than a tenth of a second and you got MIP charges.

    51. Re: OMFG! by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Things like milk are usually a loss leader at c-stores here.

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    52. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I've known too many "ex-Googlers" to see that as an endorsement.

      At this point, I actually hate all ex-Googlers. I've not seen a single one come up with an idea that will make the world a better place. It's all about making the world a more convenient place (and enriching themselves), ignoring all the data that suggest that convenience absolutely doesn't equate to happiness.

    53. Re:OMFG! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      and you get pot at them guide on how it works
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    54. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a dying breed. Your decedents will frequent the Carl's Jr. Vending Robot and they'll love it.

    55. Re:OMFG! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      It's irrelevant if it's healthy. Most people want it in their coffee and tea. And UHT tastes shit.

      Pasteurised tastes just fine. That's a very different thing from UHT.

    56. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milk is one of the healthiest foods you can consume. The pH is neutral, the protein the highest quality humans can consume outside of possibly mother's milk, great calcium content, etc.

      The only people who should avoid drinking milk are those races that are lactose intolerant... and many of them have historically consumed it fermented, such as yogurt.

      If you are Caucasian, odds are about zero that you are lactose intolerant.

    57. Re:OMFG! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I never saw one. People make such a big deal about the Japanese vending machines but all I ever saw were ones with (non-alcoholic) drinks.

      Circle-K had some really strange stuff though.

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    58. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are Caucasian, odds are about zero that you are lactose intolerant.

      Well, since I'm not "caucasian" (whatever you mean by that), I reject your reality and substitute my own... ;^)

    59. Re:OMFG! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      On top of that, he's a product manager.

      Do you know what the fuck one of those is? Well you know those shit developers who take stuff that works and completely bollocks it up? Well if those are like pimps, product managers are like people traffickers.

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    60. Re:OMFG! by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Google "Everett Avenue Market"

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    61. Re:OMFG! by nnet · · Score: 1

      "Here my 12 year old son, take my license and go down to the corner bodega and get me a fifth of JD."

    62. Re:OMFG! by nnet · · Score: 1

      In Japan, machines vend YOU.

    63. Re:OMFG! by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      One of the few "awesome" things about Tulsa is the local company Quiktrip. They run quite a few convenience stores, and are pretty nice. Most of them are clean, safe, open 24x7. Many of them have a "kitchen" where they make pizza, pretzels, etc right there (and during the day on-demand). Fountain drinks, fresh ice tea of several flavors, slushy machines, fresh fruit, plastic-box salads made daily...they also own their own refineries and keep their gas prices pretty low. Even now, our gas is at $2.38 a gallon and was below $2 before Harvey.

      To top it off, they also pay employees pretty well for the area, usually at least 1/3 over the local "living wage". They constantly tear down old stores and rebuild on the same spot, expand services, etc. I miss them when I go out of town; one of the only things I actually miss LOL.

    64. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long those would last, placed in a rough neighborhood.

    65. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People want to go into a store and talk to someone.

      Not me. Not anyone I know. You really want to go into a store just to talk to people? You know that just pisses off everyone else waiting for you at the checkout, right?

      Also, I'm from Michigan, so Bodega to me sounds like an Italian sandwich or something. I've literally never heard that word (maybe I'm even imagining the pronunciation wrong).

    66. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again, the conservative, laughter-heavy portfolio pays off for the bored investor.

    67. Re: OMFG! by Maritz · · Score: 1

      No it's like seeing the 747 roll out and saying it's an airplane

      Ooo spotted the Airbus fanboy. Meow.

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    68. Re:OMFG! by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      It took wandering all over Tokyo for a couple months to find one (possible) alcohol vending machine--I was hiking across Shinjuku and didn't have the time to go check it out, and didn't have a chance to go back later. A tobacco vending machine was located close to where I lived, but I never saw somebody using it and have a sneaking suspicion that nobody actually kept the thing filled anymore & it just hadn't been deemed worth removing from the sidewalk in which it was embedded.

      I did find several ice cream vending machines, but I don't think I actually ever managed to find one that did chips or any of the other salty snacks that are rather ubiquitous among US vending machine fare. I certainly had been looking rather hard at the time. (The lemon ice cream was nice, though.)

      Oh, and there are some things that can be easily obtained in the US from a vending machine which you cannot get at all from such in Japan.

    69. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have been doing this in Japan for decades.

    70. Re:OMFG! by fedos · · Score: 1

      People want to go into a store and talk to someone.

      The last thing most people want when they go into a store is someone talking to them.

    71. Re:OMFG! by fedos · · Score: 1

      I've lived on the east coast my entire life, and the only time I've heard of a bodega other than right here was when watching Half Baked.

    72. Re:OMFG! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The only way to make the really big money is to have an obviously dumb idea that turns out not to be dumb.

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    73. Re:OMFG! by SandWyrm · · Score: 1

      It's been bubble time for a while now, but let's count how many people are going to be surprised when the bubble inevitably pops.

      The venture won't see that, though -- my prediction it's an obviously dumb idea that will go exactly nowhere. In the meantime, I'll extract maximum laughter out of it.

      If you don't think it's a good idea, then you obviously need to up your "micro-dose" of LSD. ;)

    74. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Returning to the good 'ol days!

    75. Re: OMFG! by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      One time in Tokyo, I was afraid I would have to walk more than one block to buy cigarettes. But I was wrong.

    76. Re: OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: "googlers". I believe the currently preferred term is "googledouches".

    77. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to live in the Czech Republic. When I first moved there, I thought it was weird that you could buy and consume alcohol pretty much anywhere. McDonald's sells alcohol. There is even a party tram, complete with alcohol and DJ.

    78. Re:OMFG! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the porn mags on the top self, and the collection of little hand-written cards on the back of the door offering "French, Greek and English Tuition - local male and female tutors, 07123456789" In at least one shop I know, if you ring that number, a mobile rings upstairs.

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    79. Re:OMFG! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      they also own their own refineries and keep their gas prices pretty low.

      They might keep their gas prices low, but it's pretty unlikely to be by owning their own refineries. Even small refineries are multi-billion dollar investments with payback times in the decade-plus range.

      In the British market, there was a major change in the early 1990s with the rise of supermarkets attaching fuel stations under their own brand to their stores, and undercutting - substantially - the prices at conventional fuel stations branded by oil companies. But the supermarket-branded tankers still came out of the same gates of the same refineries (making the refineries targets for blocking during the fuel price protests of the early 2000s). There are a small number of distribution centres linked to nearby refineries by pipelines, but the logistic problems and hazards of running refined (or unrefined) fuels through underground pipelines on land you don't own makes that rare. q.v. Buncefield.

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    80. Re:OMFG! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      You need to revise the meaning of the verb "to vend".

      Yes, they're impressive compact vehicle-storage systems. But they're not vending machines. We've got automated carousels on the boat for loading, storing and dispensing 30m long pipe lengths to two destinations, but that's not a vending machine either.

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    81. Re:OMFG! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the porn mags on the top self,

      Those are there, and they're expensive, and I seriously wonder who's buying them, but someone must be doing it.

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    82. Re:OMFG! by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think I've ever seen anything published by the American Dairy Association, or drunk any milk purchased in the US? You're on the Internet, not pre-September AOL. It has foreigners.

    83. Re:OMFG! by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      My first thought was "hotel mini bar". zzzzzz

    84. Re:OMFG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People want to go into a store and talk to someone.

      Speaking as one of many types of people, I sure don't. Having to talk to someone is acceptable to me, but nevertheless undesirable. If all else were equal, I'd rather interact with a vending machine.

      What I want is reliability and speed, in that order. Reliability because if I get off my ass to go over there, I need to know that you've got what I came for. And then speed because I want the shopping over ASAP so I can get back to my life.

      And then, maybe in a distant third, price. I know when I go to a convenience store, I ain't getting a good deal. But if one has better deals than another, I do eventually pick up on that.

      What's really missing is this story is this: just what is these founders great idea? How are they better than other vending machine companies and convenience stores? Is there something clever up their sleeves or are they just another wanna-be 7/11?

  2. Killing mom-and-pop stores? This infuriates me! by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's what Millennials are for.

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    1. Re:Killing mom-and-pop stores? This infuriates me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mom and Pop have only themselves to blame. They should have got little Ralphie that Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.

    2. Re:Killing mom-and-pop stores? This infuriates me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but everyone told Ralphie he'd put his eye out.

    3. Re:Killing mom-and-pop stores? This infuriates me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what Millennials are for.

      Maybe if the 1% weren't taking 100% of the economic growth over the past 18 years for themselves Millennials might be able to afford to shop there.

    4. Re:Killing mom-and-pop stores? This infuriates me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They DID get him the BB gun for Christmas

    5. Re:Killing mom-and-pop stores? This infuriates me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what Millennials are for.

      Killing mom-and-pop stores, or infuriating you?

  3. And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage" by CajunArson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    See, Google execs get to prance around all high and mighty about how much they 'care' about workers by pushing for a $15/hour (or make that $30/hour after they get their way with $15) minimum wage.

    It's a great way to point guns at the heads of their competitors to make it easier to drive them out of business with their new "startup" ideas.

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    1. Re:And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why this is -1. He has a good point. People who are in the business of selling automation have an economic interesting in using the government to force unsustainable wages on an industry. I'm all for living wage minimum wages, but his point is undeniable.

    2. Re:And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage" by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I don't know about why it was downvoted, but the comment misses the target. The people behind this are not "Google executives" and so what Google executives say and do has no bearing on it.

    3. Re:And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there any real difference between a Google exec and an ex Google exec? I don't think so.

    4. Re:And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the people behind this are people who made their nut working for Google and are using "worked for Google" to get VC money to try to misappropriate other folks' branding ("bodega") and drive those other folks out of business. It'll probably fail -- what they're really doing is reinventing a field-proven technology with something that's all smartphone appy and computer visiony and machine learningy and hasn't yet taken into account the human pilfering skillset.

    5. Re:And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage" by naris · · Score: 1

      Google execs have nothing to do with this as it was NOT a google project nor was it developed by google employees. it was developed by 2 guys that used to work for Google.

    6. Re:And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage" by naris · · Score: 1

      The original poster and you might have a point if this was developed by Google. However, it was not.

    7. Re:And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, fascist moron, but this has nothing to do with Google execs.

  4. what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    what about stuff by law can't be self checkout like beer and smokes? also WIC and food stamps?

    1. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      The US government has you covered - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

      Oh. Wait.

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    2. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      no what about kids buying beer?? they do so even at 20%-50% markup at a place that does not check id's?

    3. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Kierthos · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly. This is one of those ideas that "looks good on paper" and is certainly designed to attract venture capitalists, but will really fall flat for a number of reasons.

      As you mentioned, they won't be able to sell any forms of alcohol or tobacco through these cabinets. They also probably won't be able to sell any types of lottery tickets.

      They almost certainly won't have any sort of products that require freezing or refrigeration, as that significantly ups the power requirements and size of the unit.

      Forget any fresh produce, or anything with a very limited shelf life. Or freshly made sandwiches.

      So, already they're not replacing a lot of things that people go to bodegas for.

      Now, and it's possible they've already thought about this, but what's their "return" policy? You see, at an actual bodega (or any store, for that matter), I could be shopping, and put something in my cart, and then decide "Nah, I really don't need this." and put it back on the shelf.

      What happens when you do that here? Do you confirm your purchases? What do they have in place for loss prevention (i.e. the five-finger discount)?

      What do they have in place for if someone accidentally knocks something off the shelf when reaching in for something else? Are you charged for that?

      What do they have in place for requesting products that aren't in the cabinet at all? How easily can that be manipulated to, say, have every cabinet stock up on products that won't sell, because someone decided to troll their request service? (Even assuming that they have something like that set up.)

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    4. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      what about...WIC and food stamps?

      You actually think they will place these in building where people using WIC or food stamps live? Those people wouldn't pay for the markup this vending machine is destined to have.

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    5. Re: what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are easy ways to implement ID checking at credit card sign up time using a DMV-verified driver license and image recognition to deep learning based age guessing .. which would probably be more accurate than a clerk. Basically the machine can do what a clerk does which is match a picture on a driver license with facial recognition coupled with some other security analysis such as "is the person holding a photo up?"

    6. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      So, it's the "Whole Foods" (pre-Amazon) of vending machines?

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    7. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      They also probably won't be able to sell any types of lottery tickets.

      In my state, vending machines that sell lottery tickets are quite common, so that probably won't be an issue.

      However, the corner stores in my area make ~80% of their money selling four things: cigarettes, beer, lottery tickets, and milk. These vending machines will, at best, be able to sell one of those four moneymakers.

    8. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by dj245 · · Score: 1

      what about stuff by law can't be self checkout like beer and smokes? also WIC and food stamps?

      I am sure age-restricted items could be managed with a photo ID scanner and a video link to a call center in India.

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    9. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually think they will place these in building where people using WIC or food stamps live?

      Yes, where bodegas are.

    10. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      In my state, you have to be over 18 to purchase tobacco, and be 21 and present when mail arrives or when you purchase from a store to receive alcohol or anything containing Salvinorin A. That's not a whole lot of stuff.

      There used to be cigarette vending machines. I don't understand why we can't accept BCWIC machines on credit card only. You can't have a credit card until you're 18; just lower the drinking age to 18 and let folks get beer, cider, and wine in cans so long as the machine is credit card only.

    11. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      We already have something similar to this in all our offices it's not new. You do have to pay with card there is no cash option.

      I would imagine that offices and in door public places would be where they launch. Their example in tfa was a college dorm.

    12. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      You can't have a credit card until you're 18

      This simply isn't true. It's quite easy to get a prepaid credit card when at any age.

    13. Re: what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use an app to open the package and cameras will track what you retrieve? And if the cameras are covered what then? How to track what you get? Also your last comment might have more weight if there weren't cases where a photo was used to defeat facial recognition systems.

    14. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      If it's prepaid, it's not a credit card, it's a debit card.

    15. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      The practical difference between a credit card and a debit card is which system is used to clear payments. A prepaid credit card is a credit card in the sense that that's how payment processing systems will see it. As a result, you cannot make the assumption that just because a credit card is being used, the owner of it must be at least 18 years old.

    16. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Now, and it's possible they've already thought about this, but what's their "return" policy? You see, at an actual bodega (or any store, for that matter), I could be shopping, and put something in my cart, and then decide "Nah, I really don't need this." and put it back on the shelf. What happens when you do that here? Do you confirm your purchases? What do they have in place for loss prevention (i.e. the five-finger discount)?

      Since they're filming & scanning what you're buying, and you need a credit card to open it up, they're probably not concerned about shoplifting. There's the middle situation though that might not have been addressed. What if someone picks a box of Cheese Nips from the shelf, opens the box & scarfs down half of it, then puts the box back in? Are they weighing the items on the shelves, the way shelf check-outs do to know that you put your items in bags? Even so, you could grab the Cheese Nips, pour out the bag into a zip lock, then replace the contents with something else. Like maybe your doggy duty bags.

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    17. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      If they're going to use weight sensors (possible, but I doubt it), they'd have to have one or more sensors for each "product" location in the cabinet, which would increase the training requirements of the people who restock the products. "Only put the Cheese Nips in the first tray. Only put the Snickers bars in the 12th tray. Make sure to synchronize to the product weights database before restocking."

      Or, I suppose, they could combine weight sensors and RFID tags in some way. The tag informs the sensor what the product is, and it knows what weight that product should be. But then you have to put RFID tags on everything. Which increases your costs.

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    18. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't have a credit card until you're 18;

      I had a credit card at 17. Not a debit card or prepaid card, an actual credit card with a reasonable limit. So I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

    19. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What if someone takes a dump in the box?

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    20. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      What if someone picks a box of Cheese Nips from the shelf, opens the box & scarfs down half of it, then puts the box back in?

      Wouldn't the cameras see that?

    21. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. These things are obviously aimed at the more affluent demographic.

    22. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Woldscum · · Score: 1

      I has a CC at 15. It was a student Visa $500 limit and cosigned by my parents.

    23. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing that says SNAP can't be self-checkout. All the self-checkout units at grocery stores take EBT cards.

    24. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Kjella · · Score: 1

      However, the corner stores in my area make ~80% of their money selling four things: cigarettes, beer, lottery tickets, and milk. These vending machines will, at best, be able to sell one of those four moneymakers.

      Yeah, I think somebody really failed to take a step back and ask why people buy it at the corner store.

      1. It's a "vice" product, like beer and cigarettes or gambling on the lottery or snacks and sweets. You don't buy a case of beer or carton of cigarettes to have at home because you'd consume more, but those are restricted products. I suppose lottery tickets, snacks and sweets are good though.
      2. It's a perishable food, like right now I'm out of tomatoes. But the same reason I'm out is one of the many reasons it doesn't work well for this kind of concept, I can't just stock up on it. Plus that would have all sorts of quality issues in a non-staffed location.
      3. The bodega has some kind of food/drink you can just eat on the spot like a fresh sandwich, ice cream, cold soda or whatever where you're crossing over into kiosk/coffee bar/fast food store. Well and snacks and sweets, they're kinda both this and vice.

      Yes, they might have some other products too but they're "me too" products once you have the foot in the door. I can't seriously remember when I last went to a corner store to buy something that doesn't fall into one of the three above. And the easy ones with sodas and snacks are actually done well with vending machines today.

      Same thing with my big grocery store, there's lots of things there I could buy online. But as long as I'm still going there to see the fruit and vegetables in person it's like I'm already there. That roll of biscuits I could order online that would be exactly the same is exactly the same. And I don't have to have the "overhead" of meeting up with some delivery guy, I can just grab it as I pass that isle.

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    25. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Kierthos · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but that's the question.

      Okay, I go up to this cabinet, use the app to unlock it so I can buy something. (Side note: presumably the cabinet door contains an automatic relocking system after so many second have passed.)

      I get a box of Cheese Nips. As I take it out of the cabinet, it passes by the cameras in the cabinet and I am charged accordingly. But then, I notice that they have uh... Wheat Thins. I want those instead.

      I put the Cheese Nips back in the cabinet. Do the cameras register that as putting it back in the cabinet and refund the sale? Or is the software dumb enough to think that I just took another box of Cheese Nips out? Or neither of those?

      What if I'm reaching for the box of Cheese Nips and some jerk behind me reaches out and grabs something and runs? I'm going to get charged for that. What's the resolution process for that?

      How are the cameras arranged? Can you use a "blind spot" to get free stuff? Can you use one product to block the view of another product so you get that second product for free?

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    26. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      "Thank you for trying to buy beer. All of our video representatives are busy right now. Your average wait time for someone half a world away to check your ID over a video link is EIGHT minutes."

      *plays hold music while customer says "fuck this" and goes to a convenience store*

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    27. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I thought there was some way to tell from the first two digits or something. But it's heap big moons since I dealt with PoS systems. Switchover from Roman to Arabic numerals, I think.

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    28. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a remotely located "ID Checker" using a video camera and watching hundreds of these things. In NY we can self-checkout beer, the attendant watching the 6 or so self-checkouts checks ID and approves the particular register for 21+ items (or 18+ in the case of some medicines).

    29. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by naris · · Score: 1

      That's one of the many reasons they won't actually put small stores out of business.

    30. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Yes, the number indicates the difference between debit and credit cards, but prepaid credit cards are actually credit cards.

    31. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      remotely located "ID Checker" so do want some one overseas to have that level of info so they can do identity fraud??

    32. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Actually, most pre-paid cards (Visa, AmEx, etc.) won't authorize things like gasoline purchases. There's a purchase code sent with every purchase explaining what kind of thing I'm buying, which means if I buy milk, toilet paper, and Loratadine at Rite-Aid and swipe my HSA card, the HSA card authorizes the Loratadine and rejects the remaining charge; then I swipe my credit union Visa for the balance.

      You can't get a real credit card until you're 18. That card might actually buy gasoline--or booze. Hell, you could use the owner's birthdate (you have their identity) to determine if they're 21 and reject booze-coded purchases on that if you really wanted.

      Authorize.net can even tell you the balance on the card, and BinDB can identify prepaid cards in general.

    33. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Actually, most pre-paid cards (Visa, AmEx, etc.) won't authorize things like gasoline purchases.

      Is this a regional thing? Because I've never seen a prepaid card being turned down for that (or for renting cars, hotel rooms, etc.) The usual practice for those things is that the business puts a hold on a larger amount than the charge is expected to be, then releases it after the transaction is complete.

      You can't get a real credit card until you're 18.

      This is also not true. I've known several minors that had real credit cards. That's a little harder, since parents have to cosign for it, but still. It's even in their names, not the parents.

    34. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I has a CC at 15. It was a student Visa $500 limit and cosigned by my parents.

      American Express Card,(the green one with pretty much no limit), at age 17; used it responsibly for stuff my parents didn't want to deal with--gas, textbooks, college tuition--it was a jr. college so no big deal, monthly parking.

    35. Re: what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first two digits on a credit card are the issuer ID (e.g. 37 is American Express). The two digits after that denote the country it's issued for , for that specific issuer (e.g. 41 is the UK with American Express).
      FYI

    36. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      When I worked at HPE in their NOC on the overnight shift, those machines became my food source. Due to our clients, I couldn't even leave the property to get food.

    37. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      In the US, you're not legally capable of consenting to a contract until you're 18. The contract to repay credit debt doesn't exist: you actually have no obligation to pay. I'm surprised a cosign isn't just a credit card signed by your dad, since your signature into the contract is illegal and they can't put a red mark on your credit history for violating the terms of a contract to which you're not legally obligated.

      Also the gas station puts a hold of $1 on your card, and then charges $40. It just goes over-balance if your card's maxed and they get paid anyway. I have a card that gives me additional rewards for buying gasoline by reading the charge code (if it's gasoline, I get 3x the reward); the last AmEx prepaid card I had explicitly stated gasoline purchases were against the terms of use and rejected them if you pulled to a gas station. For a while, they rejected online purchases. I see their terms now discuss gas station holds and suggest prepaying inside.

      Point still stands: if it's coded liquor, the bank can reject the transaction.

    38. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      A quick search says that, no, minors in the US are legally capable of consenting to a contract: citation, citation, citation, and if you need more I suggest trying Google. The bottom line is that "I am a minor" cannot allow you to void certain types of contracts, it's necessary for the minor to act before they're of age to have the contract nullified, and courts tend to not let you use the "I'm a minor!" card when the contract in question is with a bank.

      The problem actually is more one of finding somebody willing to take the risks involved with forming a contract with a minor--as a general rule of thumb, you shouldn't do so unless the law in your state explicitly says that these contracts will be binding anyway, and some laws exist pretty much entirely to keep from fucking minors over by having them unable to form necessary contracts. (For example, car insurance is a contract & some states refuse to issue a driver's license without proof of insurance.) That said, the details will vary from state to state right down to the list of what types of contracts are going to be explicitly non-voidable and details thereof, consult a lawyer experienced with contract law in the jurisdiction(s) in question or avoid the problem entirely.

      Most credit card companies seem to go with Option #2.

      Also, the whole 'debt ends up on the credit of cosigner' issue is something that happens normally, and most minors have the basic problem of 'no income.' A 16-year-old who is already running their own successful business isn't going to need a cosigner for their credit card unless local law requires it.

    39. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I've always been told that minors can't have credit cards or other types of loans because they can't consent to contracts. Apparently there is some other stuff in there. Another cite.

      Some of these are suggesting that the contract is valid until and unless the minor moves to void the contract before the age of majority--that is: the contract continues unless, by age 18, you step up and say, "Nope I changed my mind bro." Apparently you can't be bound.

      So yeah, what you said seems about right: many contracts are voidable just by being a minor, but they can enter into them. ... weird. No wonder nobody wants to sign with minors.

  5. Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Informative

    From http://money.cnn.com/2017/09/1...

    A new startup called Bodega launched Wednesday and has already apologized in the face of mounting outrage.
    Folks weren't happy that Bodega appeared to be taking aim at mom-and-pop shops run by hardworking immigrants, while simultaneously misappropriating immigrant culture and celebrating gentrification.
    "Despite our best intentions and our admiration for traditional bodegas, we clearly hit a nerve this morning," Bodega wrote in a Medium post. "And we apologize to anyone we've offended. Rather than disrespect to traditional corner stores -- or worse yet, a threat -- we intended only admiration."

    And https://blog.bodega.ai/so-abou...

    Yes, clearly. The name Bodega sparked a wave of criticism on social media far beyond what we ever imagined. When we first came up with the idea to call the company Bodega we recognized that there was a risk of it being interpreted as misappropriation. We did some homework—speaking to New Yorkers, branding people, and even running some survey work asking about the name and any potential offense it might cause. But it’s clear that we may not have been asking the right questions of the right people.

    Way to go there!

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    1. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Meh. I couldn't care less if they piss off a pack of SJWs with the name, I'm just disgusted that they could get funding for such trivial shit.

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    2. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by will_die · · Score: 2

      So gas stations and convenient stores are considered immigrant culture?

    3. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by tomhath · · Score: 1, Funny

      “To me, it is offensive for people who are not Hispanic to use the name ‘bodega,’ to make a quick buck,'”Garcia says. “It’s disrespecting all the mom-and-pop bodega owners that started these businesses in the ’60s and ’70s.”

      In fact, Garcia would consider making it harder for McDonald to set up the pantry boxes within his community.

      The obvious solution is to change the name from "bodega" to "McDonald's". Oh wait.

    4. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      with the name

      I did some digging after seeing the outrage. Bodega is Spanish.

      1846, "wine shop," from Mexican Spanish, from Spanish bodega "a wine shop; wine-cellar," from Latin apotheca, from Greek apotheke "depot, store" (see apothecary). Since 1970s in American English it has come to mean "corner convenience store or grocery," especially in a Spanish-speaking community, but in New York City and some other places used generically. Also a doublet of boutique. Italian cognate bottega entered English c. 1900 as "artist's workshop or studio," especially in Italy.

      When was the last time there was a Spaniard running one of these shops?

      Where's the manufactured outrage that the Indians and Arabs culturally appropriated some Spanish?

      I did some more digging into the twitter profiles of those offended and it made a lot more sense. Outrage for the sake of outrage.

    5. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's implied right in the name: 'Slurpee Indians' (vs. Casino Indians).

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    6. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >When was the last time there was a Spaniard running one of these shops?

      I saw some in Spain recently.

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    7. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Progressivisim is progressing on so many fronts.

    8. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by JohnFen · · Score: 2

      Holy shit, that blog post is hilarious in its cluelessness!

      When we first came up with the idea to call the company Bodega we recognized that there was a risk of it being interpreted as misappropriation.

      And yet, they went with the name despite instinctively knowing it was a terrible idea.

      We did some homework—speaking to New Yorkers, branding people, and even running some survey work asking about the name and any potential offense it might cause.

      Unless your target market is limited to New York, speaking to New Yorkers tells you nearly nothing. Speaking to branding people can be a helpful, but only if you've hired them to actually conduct a real study.

      In other words, they didn't do their homework.

    9. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      McDonald's disrepects Scottish people!

    10. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      "Rather than disrespect to traditional corner stores -- or worse yet, a threat -- we intended only admiration."

      No, you almost certainly intend to play off their name's familiarity and steal their business.

      There's nothing inherently wrong with trying to steal another company's business; that's the American way. But don't be surprised at the blowback when you're yet another privileged tech "entrepreneur" looking to get filthy rich by putting local mom and pop shops out of business, wholesale.

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    11. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

      >> while simultaneously misappropriating immigrant culture

      Dafuq? I wasn't aware that running a small store was something only immigrants could do.

    12. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      ... what? Misappropriating immigrant culture. What?

    13. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by hey! · · Score: 2

      You know, this is one of the reasons you have market research and focus groups: so you don't do things and use messaging that reveals the world what an ignorant asshole you are.

      It's not a job for amateurs. You need a professional asshole.

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    14. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about McDowell's? Free sample size of Soul-Glo with every combo purchase!

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    15. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by poached · · Score: 1

      VCs throw money at whatever they could and see what sticks. If they fail they still can recoup some of the losses through a sale or ownership of IP. But if they win and turns into a billion dollar idea then their initial investment paid for itself many folds.

      Anyway, I think this idea sucks. Non-perishable is going to severely restrict what kind of stuff they can sell. Milk used as an example in the summary but you can't keep it in one of these boxes.

    16. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm a big opponent of racism. I am all for equal opportunities and reforming society.

      This whole concept of "cultural appropriation" is just ridiculous though. Culture and ideas have always been passed from one culture to another throughout history and that's a good thing.

      When one culture does something good that others want to copy, that's a good thing. Sure, something like wearing cornrows in your hair may not necessarily advance society, but there have been times when certain cultural aspects have. Whether it's more practical clothing passed from one culture to another, or Native Americans passing harvesting and agricultural ideas on to colonists, stirrups making their way down from the steppe, the list is endless.

      If we strictly enforce the "cultural appropriation is bad" angle, immigrants shouldn't try to fit into their new country because that is appropriating the culture of their hosts. They should keep to their own kind, their own traditions, language, etc, and isolate themselves.

      This is all ludicrous! If I like Indian food, I don't see why I shouldn't have a curry. If I like big hair, I would grow an afro. Heck, I may wear a mandarin collar, or walk around wearing tennis shoes with jeans like an American. I like and appreciate many things from many cultures, it shouldn't be frowned upon me showing appreciation for them.

      This whole "cultural appropriation is bad" movement is really counter-productive and stupid.

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    17. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Milk used as an example in the summary but you can't keep it in one of these boxes.

      Technically, they could, really. Milk is primarily sold refrigerated in the US due to tradition -- but there are many places in the world where they ultra-pasturize the milk and don't refrigerate it at all.

    18. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      I couldn't care less if they piss off a pack of SJWs with the name, I'm just disgusted that they could get funding for such trivial shit.

      I'd say this is just misdirection: They're trying to deflect criticism of their awful idea by saying "people are manufacturing controversy over our name".

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    19. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Amazon's trying to do it too. So I guess the VCs are trying to beat Amazon to market?

      Although regardless as to who wins, unless Walmart backs you, you'll still loose in the long run.

      Actually we loose anyway, who's going to hire all of the Walmart employees that get sacked over this? They make minimum wage because that's all they are worth currently, and lack the funds and support to retool / re-educate themselves for a different job. Nevermind what happens when you realize retail makes up about 15 million jobs, and replacing most of these with automated booths would kill about half of those jobs. (No need to man the booths means no security guards, cashiers, cleaning staff, or shelf stockers, in addition to a drastic reduction in warehouse, delivery (assuming they don't go the UPS / Fedex route), maintenance, and yes even management staff.) If you thought that Walmart's jobs being subsidized by taxpayers and SNAP was bad, wait until this takes hold.

    20. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Once again the fallacy fallacy rears its ugly head.

      When are you idiots going to learn that logical fallacy arguments are in and of themselves fallacious, and thus are unreliable argument points, at every point and time?

      Probably never, given your retarded reliance upon them.

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    21. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but just try selling that here in the States where we're all pretty much used to refrigerated milk.

      "Hey, here's some unrefrigerated milk. It's been in a warm cabinet for who knows how long! Go ahead, you know you want to buy it."

      Hell, if nothing else, you'd probably make yourself silk through psychosomatic response, just like with gas station sushi.

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    22. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      Most of the so-called "bodegas", which people call them in common usage, are labeled as "delis" and/or "groceries" in their signage.

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    23. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because only Spaniards speak Spanish. WTF are you talking about?

      While there is definitely a large and growing contingent of Arabic/Indian/SouthAsian owned Bodegas, a huge chunk of them (at least in NYC, where I first came across the word Bodega) are run by Latinos from a variety of North/South American countries AND from New York City. Yes, it may shock you, but many Americans speak Spanish for most of their day/lives.

      Finally, none of this matters, because a word is just a word. Do you have to be Arab to make Hash? or German to make a Lager or a Bratwurst? Do you have to be a pathetic nerd with time on his hands to post anonymous replies on Slashdo-- well anyway, my point is made!

    24. Re: Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "world" doesn't give a shit, only a small minority of culturally sensitive butthurt faggots like you cares.

    25. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Sure, something like wearing cornrows in your hair may not necessarily advance society

      It increases efficiency by reducing the time needed to recognize vacuous fuckheads.

      Shit, I'd make them compulsory. For vacuous fuckheads, of course.

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    26. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Finally, none of this matters, because a word is just a word. Do you have to be Arab to make Hash? or German to make a Lager or a Bratwurst?

      Have you been missing out on the latest set of manufactured outrages. Cultural Appropriation.

      And based on some of the arguments I've read online, yes, yes you do have to be 'of' a culture to use anything in it.

    27. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by sexconker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Misappropriation? What, are they cheating on their taxes?

      The SJW term they want is "cultural appropriation", as in, "STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE!". Which is an entirely bullshit concept. Should the Germans raise hell about cultural appropriation every time a non German has a Christmas tree? Should Mexicans not serve/sell Mexican food to non Mexicans? Cultural appropriation is what this country of immigrants is all about. Do you want to ban all "X-Y-fusion" cuisine? Cut off the weebs from their anime? (Or cut off the Japanese from their anime because they "appropriated" US comics % Donald Duck to create it?)

      Why do the SJWs love to remind us that we're ALL immigrants, but now seem to hate when anyone shares, adopts, or is influenced by other cultures? Do they want us all living in different enclaves, hating each other? (Yes, they do. Decades ago the official metaphor was a melting pot. Now it's a stew. Because in a melting pot, you lose the "identity" of individual ingredients as they blend.)

      The earliest modern claim of "cultural appropriation" I can remember is people saying whites stole music (like jazz) from blacks to make their own (like rock and roll). WTF kind of sense does that make? At least save such criticisms for when it actually makes sense, like the 80s and 90s miasma of white suburbanites pretending to be urban blacks. But hey, I guess a bunch of MTV execs made tons of money off of it, so it gets a pass?

      People are right to hate on this "Bodega" startup. Not because it poses a threat to small businesses. Not because it's appropriating culture. But because it'll be a shitty, manufactured, mockery of a small market.

    28. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      We did some homework—speaking to New Yorkers, branding people...

      No wonder people were pissed off. Who the hell wants someone to just walk up and brand them?

    29. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by hey! · · Score: 1

      When are you idiots going to learn that logical fallacy arguments are in and of themselves fallacious

      And when are you going to develop a self-protective sense of irony?

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    30. Re: Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by hey! · · Score: 1

      Methinks the AC doth protest too much.

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    31. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Please define the fallacy fallacy. Are you saying that it is incorrect to point out when somebody else is using incorrect logic? Granted, if you say "you used incorrect logic, therefore your conclusion is incorrect," that would be a fallacy. But if you say, "you used incorrect logic, therefore your conclusion does not necessarily follow from your premise," that is not a fallacy.

      Before somebody can change my mind, they need to be able to present their argument to me in a logical fashion that does not depend on fallacies. Pointing out a fallacy does not disprove the original claim, but it is incumbent on the claimant to sharpen his argument. Failure to do so would result in a fallback to the null hypothesis.

      That being said, I've only ever heard of "bodega" to mean a shop or store in a generic sense, or a specific taco restaurant near the museum. Where I'm from, it holds no cultural relevance. Not sure where the vitriol is coming from. The things I see held up as bodegas might be called tienda or carniceria/panaderia or mercado.

    32. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by bradley13 · · Score: 1

      "Cultural appropriation". Really, that's what people do, and it is something to be encouraged. "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" and all that. How even SJWs can be dumb enough to think it's a bad thing, is just beyond comprehension.

      Anyway, the term "bodega" comes from Spanish. In European Spanish, it refers to a winery. Apparently in some dialects (Mexico?) it can refer to the corner store where you buy your liquor. If "bodega" now means "corner store" in NYC, that's either very local or very new, and it seems entirely likely that these clueless founders don't know about the connection to alcohol.

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    33. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't care if they called it anything *but* bodega, cuz you know they'll sue anybody that tries to use that common name now.

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    34. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JCR you keep the AC's coming back after all these years. This is why i come here, the no bullshit commentary by the old ones.

    35. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by jcr · · Score: 1

      Umm.. Thanks, I guess.

      -jcr

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    36. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This whole concept of "cultural appropriation" is just ridiculous though.

      Of course it is. Culture isn't property; it can't be "appropriated".

      The term is just the latest pretext for the Perpetually Offended to bitch at people.

      -jcr

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    37. Re: Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Preach it brother sex conker.

      Someone mod up.

      Also, whattya looking at mi gutfer?

    38. Re: Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there was a store called "polski sklep" and it did not have drinking yogurt, sausages and cheese (and hopefully vodka) I would feel cheated.

    39. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      When the west borrows from other cultures, it is cultural appropriation.

      When other cultures borrow from the west, it is cultural imperialism.

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    40. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      What familiarity? The term is only in use in New York City. This is more a case of embarrassing provincialism, not cultural appropriation. America is much larger than a single city.

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    41. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This whole "cultural appropriation is bad" movement is really counter-productive and stupid.

      On the contrary, it accomplishes its purpose wonderfully ... if you assume that purpose is to keep people separated into isolated groups, in conflict with one another, to provide a ready market for identity politics.

    42. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      UHT milk tastes shit.

    43. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right to identify that cultural appropriation is not *inherently* bad, and that people who claim that it is likely don't understand it very well, or are advocating for their own form of inequitable standards.

      But like all other things, there are circumstances in which it *can* be harmful, and it's not hard to imagine how, in a world where all our cultures are shaped by historical world events (e.g. colonialism), there are some aspects of culture that are more susceptible to adverse impacts of appropriation than others.

    44. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Yes, true. I wasn't advocating that they do this, merely stating that they technically could.

    45. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Folks weren't happy that Bodega appeared to be taking aim at mom-and-pop shops run by hardworking immigrants, while simultaneously misappropriating immigrant culture and celebrating gentrification.

      Hmm, it's starting to sound like a good idea after all.

    46. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off by houghi · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should worry how their culture mixes with ours and not our culture with theirs.
      It dilutes their own culture.
      They should protest Hollywood for exporting drivel. They should demand KFC to export their drivel. They should stop Microsoft to export their drivel (wait, I am starting to see a pattern)

      Oh, and no more coffee for you.

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  6. In Soviet Russia by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 2

    Mom and Pop Corner Stores want to make Google obsolete.

    It won't be that hard. A little recession could do the job easily.

  7. so why do I need a phone + data plan to vending by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    so why do I need a phone + data plan to use a vending system??

    mini market vending systems take cash and have self scan no need for a phone / data plan.

    1. Re:so why do I need a phone + data plan to vending by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      So they can overcharge you for things you could buy at a convenience store, which, let's face it, are already marked up a bit from a full grocery store.

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    2. Re:so why do I need a phone + data plan to vending by JohnFen · · Score: 2

      Yes, there's exactly zero chance that I'll use a vending machine that requires me to use an app or that won't take cash.

      But I'm sure there are plenty of people who would.

    3. Re:so why do I need a phone + data plan to vending by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Don't forget you have to use a credit card - so every purchase you make goes into a database.

    4. Re:so why do I need a phone + data plan to vending by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      If the vending cabinet had it's own wi-fi hotspot, that would eliminate one of the prerequisites.

  8. You can't touch this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMages in google search for "farm stores Miami"

    Hurricanes can't kill this. Neither will Google, nor ex-googlers.

  9. Hotels and offices already have this by enjar · · Score: 2

    Aside from the apt "vending machine" comparison being made, I've also seen similar things at hotels I've stayed at, usually adjacent to the lobby where it can be monitored by hotel staff -- but the charging mechanism is via room key. Snacks, toiletries, drinks, etc. Prices are less than minibar and more similar to "convenient store". We also have a similar system for buying snacks at work -- you pick up the snack you want, take it to a kiosk and scan it. This gives a wider selection of stuff, which could be changed up as needed/desired, and the buying area is monitored with cameras. Probably wouldn't work in an "open to the public" setting without a lot better security, but for an office setting we get much better snack selection vs. vending machine. We also have vending machines around that work with Android/Apple Pay -- no app required. Of course, there are the fabled Japanese vending machines, which legend says sell just about anything you can imagine. Then there are the similar machines at airports ... so yeah, a more crowded space for something that's already been invented many times, and one whose implementation details have already been worked out elsewhere by other firms who are doing essentially the same thing one way or another.

    1. Re:Hotels and offices already have this by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but in the case of hotels, it's more of a 'captive audience'. I mean, you've checked into your room, unpacked, and you realize that you forgot to pack your toothbrush, or you need some aspirin.

      If your choices are "buy from the vending machine in the hotel" or "walk to a nearby convenience store", most of the time, the vending machine choice is going to win. Simply because it's' closer, and it offers what you need.

      There's no way that these cabinets can provide everything that people actually go to bodegas for, so the whole "replace the bodega" thing is marketing hype and crapola to begin with.

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    2. Re:Hotels and offices already have this by enjar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I was getting at was that whatever company is offering this to the hotel and office market already has a lot of the issues figured out. Expanding their business to other "supervised" locations like health clubs or certain apartment buildings is a "one step away" kind of thing. The article specifically mentions this type of environment. Traditional vending machines and even these automated kiosks already have figured out billing, suppliers, stocking, inventory control, supply, contracts, legal, hiring, payroll and the umpteen other tiny details that actually make a thing like this work. Same for a company that runs vending machines -- maybe they haven't thought of this kind of thing but they can just as easily approach a property manager and ask to put up a vending machine with non-perishables instead of candy or chips, and given that modern vending machines can handle phone payments, they could put in higher priced items. I've seen airport vending machines selling pricey Bose headsets and iPods, so figuring out how to securely vend something more than $2 is already well figured out

      Sure, existing solutions lacking that "OMG DISRUPTIVE INNOVATION" thing, but honestly, this space is largely figured out one way or another. Also, the FC article mentions that people use convenient stores for milk ... but this doesn't address that, while there are plenty of vending machines that allow not only cold drinks but also frozen things like ice cream. We have had ice cream in a vending machine onsite for a very long time

      I do concur that this will not take the place of the "corner bodega", either. We don't have those where I live, but their moral equivalent is likely the corner drug store or gas station, both of which have far more selection and/or some other reason people stop by -- to get gas or pick up prescriptions. Those reasons to stop aren't going away anytime soon. EVs aren't that prevalent yet, and usually people want to get a prescription really quickly or combine it with other things, like grocery shopping

    3. Re:Hotels and offices already have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize even the worst of hotels usually has FREE toothbrushes and shampoo and what not for you right, you just have to go to the counter and ask nicely.

    4. Re:Hotels and offices already have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      usually the higher end hotels do not give you as much for free.

    5. Re:Hotels and offices already have this by enjar · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they don't offer a wide variety of snacks, earbuds, charging cables, bottles of wine, juice, milk, cereal, power bars and other such things for free at the desk. You either had to hit up the minibar, hotel restaurant, walk to a store, etc. Also, the razors and toothbrushes tend to be of the world's cheapest variety. Maybe they offer full tubes of toothpase, decent toothbrushes and better razors for sale.

    6. Re:Hotels and offices already have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But this uses an app, so it's completely different!

  10. Already a thing of the past for me by chuckugly · · Score: 1

    I haven't gone out to go shopping for months, and before that time, it was also probably 4-6 months. When I did go out the shopping was sort of incidental; a stop for something after a movie or dinner out typically. Perhaps when I leave the hell-hole that is Southern California I'll go out more but for now I treat this place like the cesspool that it is.

    1. Re:Already a thing of the past for me by Paul+Pierce · · Score: 2

      I haven't gone out to go shopping for months, and before that time, it was also probably 4-6 months. When I did go out the shopping was sort of incidental; a stop for something after a movie or dinner out typically.

      Clearly you do not have kids

    2. Re:Already a thing of the past for me by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      Just one 4 year old, so not kids. Getting him out of the city is one major motivation for my upcoming relocation.

  11. The "outside" by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    You, allot of people, the majority of humanity I would imagine, actually prefer not to be chained to a monitor/tablet/iCrap device 23 hours a day. We enjoy walking around, taking a break, a quick browse to the corner store..... To envision no "need" for that indicates you're really whacked. Step away from the keyboard, put down the VR glasses and talk to a person, you know, face to face....

    1. Re:The "outside" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would prefer not to talk to random store clerks. It's not a chain that keeps me glued to an LCD screen 14 hours out of every day. I enjoy using a computer constantly. I enjoy having access to a massive amount of information. I don't enjoy small talk. I don't enjoy being told by store clerks I should have a shopping card constantly like CVS, Wallgreens and Kum and Go do. I don't enjoy waiting in line at a small grocery store who only has 1 lane open all the time. I don't enjoy the amount of time it takes to get in and out of Walmart.

      Speed, price and lack of human interaction are key to me.

    2. Re:The "outside" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I talk to people all day, you insensitive clod!

  12. As long as they're willing to add a bathroom too by Dripdry · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since bodegas are for peemergencies AND convenience items, I assume they'll add toilets too (or else their little "ventures" will become a convenient receptacle for that anyway).

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  13. Let me guess... by Tactical+Bacon · · Score: 1

    These guys are lifelong city-dwellers right? "...with one always 100 feet away from you." Good luck with that anywhere outside of a major city.

    1. Re:Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These guys are lifelong city-dwellers right?

      Yes, like 80% of the population.

    2. Re:Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The census definition of urban doesn't mean what you think it means.

    3. Re:Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By their definition, the cow pasture down the road is "urban." The definition and the pasture are both full of the same stuff.

  14. Prime Example of Why Regulation Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And why civilized countries like Europe institute protections for aspects of society that should not be allowed to change just because some rich assholes figure out a way to eliminate people from a process.

    Today it's the community store that goes away.

    Tomorrow, it WILL be the community.

    1. Re:Prime Example of Why Regulation Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yah, I know Europe ain't a country. If that's your beef, see past your own anus.

    2. Re:Prime Example of Why Regulation Works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. The Moms and Pops who own real bodegas will unionize and smash these machines.

    3. Re:Prime Example of Why Regulation Works by laurencetux · · Score: 1

      or worse when The GodFather gets involved (a decent percentage of these are Family Run)

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    4. Re:Prime Example of Why Regulation Works by DesertNomad · · Score: 1

      And why civilized countries like Europe institute protections for aspects of society that should not be allowed to change just because some rich assholes figure out a way to eliminate people from a process.

      Today it's the community store that goes away.

      Tomorrow, it WILL be the community.

      And that's where Silicon Valley's best have your community interests in mind!

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2...

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  15. What's that again? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "In a world where we get our groceries delivered in just two hours through Instacart or Amazon Fresh, ..."

    What world is he speaking about? It doesn't sound like this one...

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    1. Re:What's that again? by Comboman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Silicon Valley. The rest of the world does not exist to these people.

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    2. Re:What's that again? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      It's the world of Silicon Valley.

    3. Re:What's that again? by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

      What world is he speaking about? It doesn't sound like this one...

      "The World" == "New York" || "Los Angeles"

      I mean we're making strides, I can get Shipt delivered groceries here in Alabama, but it's very dismissive to just assume that everyone a.) has internet access, and b.) can just "order food for instant delivery".

    4. Re:What's that again? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      For me, the blockers would be produce and meat. And bread. Well, most anything perishable, in all likelihood. I want to be picking that stuff out. The bottom line is, the person who's being paid by Amazon Fresh (or whatever corp we're talking about) is ultimately looking to keep them happy first, me second. I don't care if there's a hassle-free return policy, since having to return food EVER is inconvenient and annoying at best. If we're making a stir fry tonight and some unacceptable peppers are delivered this afternoon, one way or another we'll have to scramble to get dinner done.

      And if I'm already going to the store to buy the perishable stuff, I might as well buy the packaged products as well. I can get them home much faster than Amazon Fresh is going to deliver them.

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    5. Re:What's that again? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      I don't know anyone who uses a 'service' like that, and I sure wouldn't ever have someone I don't know picking out my groceries for me. I'm not even sure I'd trust someone I do know to do that. Especially produce and meat.

    6. Re:What's that again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silicon Valley. The rest of the world does not exist to these people.

      Modded funny? Why?

      Should be modded insightful.

    7. Re:What's that again? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      I'm not even sure I'd trust someone I do know to do that. Especially produce and meat.

      I would under the right circumstances. For instance, if I'm injured and can't make it to the store myself. But I wouldn't expect to be entirely happy with what they chose for me, and I certainly wouldn't trust someone who didn't know me pretty well to do it.

  16. Wrong target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If an entire industry needs to be made obsolete, it should be real estate agents. They no longer serve any useful purpose, whatsoever. A search engine (hmmm...) can do their job perfectly. And before someone starts yakking about screening people, get real.

  17. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite quote: "You're bound to run out of milk or diapers in the middle of the night." I am 35 years old and this has never happened. I am married and this has never happened. I have a dog and this has never happened. I have neighbors and this has never happened. I have a job and this has never happened. I have two kids and this has never happened. WTF

    1. Re:Huh? by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, me neither. But you have to admit that there are plenty of people who haven't worked out that they can avoid a lot of stress and expense with a little planning.

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing I can think of in recent memory I've had to run to the store in the middle of the night for was cold medicine, once two years ago. It probably could have waited to morning too but when you cant sleep you cant sleep.

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is actually the reverse - people under extreme stress and financial pressure have no resources to do planning.

    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes planning goes awry

      "Are you going to go to the store on the way home from work and get milk?"
      "Yes!!" ...
      "Where's the milk - you said you'd get it"
      "You said something to me this morning? I was checking the value of Bitcoin"

    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't always work, especially if you're significant other is from a family or culture where nothing is planned, everything is spur of the moment. Where nobody tells you that there is a party or other event until an hour or two before, and you end up spending the time that you planned on shopping in buying and wrapping presents and getting the kids ready. Or the kid gets sick or hurt and you spend the time in the hospital or urgent care...

  18. They've missed by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    The killer part of the idea.

    Autonomous stores.

    They drive around to where people are tweeting or facebooking from, with no driver, no cashier. Just an occasional visit from someone to restock.

    Or they could drive back to a robot refilling station to recharge their wares.

  19. Help me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a normal person that doesn't live in an urban bubble.

    Please tell me what a "bodega" is.

    1. Re: Help me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you live in NYC, it's a cramped hole in the wall store that sells sundries at a large markup. Think 7-11, but smaller and dirtier.

    2. Re:Help me by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      A mom-and-pop corner convenience store, I think. I don't live on the East coast of the US, so I can only guess.

    3. Re:Help me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I've never heard of a bodega before this. I live in a city with 85,000 people. Do they mean convenience stores? The automated Bodega idea sounds awesome to me.

    4. Re:Help me by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      A mom-and-pop corner convenience store, I think. I don't live on the East coast of the US, so I can only guess.

      They're only really called Bodegas in a small handful of cities in the US. If I hear the word "Bodega" (in the context of the US) it makes me think of New York City. Most people on the East Coast don't use the term.

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    5. Re:Help me by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. I was thinking it was a NYC-only term, but hedged my bet by saying "east coast" instead.

    6. Re:Help me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're probably called a mini mart or convenience store.

  20. Appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think for a quickie-mart app and service, one of the co-founders is Indian.

    Next up, are we going to see a gambling site co-founded by Running Deer or Greying Wolf?

  21. Who's Liable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens when the system bills you incorrectly and there's no person there to correct the error? You get to call an Indian call center and try to explain to them 40 times that you picked up a box of crackers and not a bottle of milk? Fuck that.

  22. news at 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    two silicon valley people assume that life everywhere is just like their own neighborhood.

    Also how dumb is he, thinking he can take on big tobacco? because that is the only way to kill the corner store. It is illegal to put smokes in vending machines due to age verification issues so they must be in stores. It also makes sense for those stores to carry other items in the name of convenience.

  23. Big Data by Comboman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    so why do I need a phone + data plan to use a vending system??

    So they can track your spending habits and sell it to Big Data. Mostly-cash businesses like bodegas are one of the last untracked businesses.

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  24. What a dumb idea by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have these people ever been in a convenience store, or do they have such horribly crippling social anxiety disorder that they never go outside where there might be (shocking!!!) PEOPLE they would have to interact with?

    I'll fill in the gaps for them: There is an order of magnitude, at least more items available in the typical convenience store than their vending machine (and that's what it is, a vending machine!) can hold -- and all that includes refrigerated and frozen items. All they're doing is re-inventing the vending machine. This is not revolutionary, this is not ground-breaking, this is not innovative in any way, and this is one of the most clueless things I've heard of. There will always be a need for 'mom and pop' convenience stores, and 7-11, and what-have-you. Do they really think that they're going to put all of these out of business? Do they really think they're going to convince every gas station in the country (on the planet?) to dump their convenience store side of the business for an overblown vending machine? Clueless, clueless, clueless. And what's even worse: anything you bought from it would be tracked because you're essentially using plastic to buy it. More marketing data for them to sell on the back end! The hell with that, and the hell with these clueless idiots.

    1. Re:What a dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they're using computer vision, and they worked at google!
      That makes it OMGsoamazingazdazdazd.

    2. Re:What a dumb idea by swillden · · Score: 1

      There will always be a need for 'mom and pop' convenience stores, and 7-11, and what-have-you.

      I agree with this. What's not so clear is that there will always be a need for people to staff such stores. Their idea of using a small box on the street may be foolish (or may not... it may just augment the stores, so you don't have to go all the way to the corner for some stuff), but automated checkout from unattended stores seems quite likely to become the norm at some point.

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    3. Re:What a dumb idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do they have such horribly crippling social anxiety disorder that they never go outside where there might be (shocking!!!) PEOPLE they would have to interact with?

      Yes. Don't know what it is about millenials, but jesus christ, so many of them will lose their shit if they even have to make a phone call.

      And yes, yes, it's not all millenials and all that feel-good inoffensive bullshit. But the generation is more fucked up than previous generations and the following generation, to be sure.

    4. Re:What a dumb idea by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Millenials? I'm 56, and I'd rather do business with a touchscreen than with a real live person. In fact, I find it disturbing when I walk into a bank and the teller greets me by name, and I'm disappointed when the Jamba Juice employee remembers me and I don't have to tell them my name (where do they find people that can immediately recognize 1000 different customers?

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    5. Re:What a dumb idea by denbesten · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ... I find it disturbing when I walk into a bank and the teller greets me by name, and I'm disappointed when the Jamba Juice employee remembers me and I don't have to tell them my name ...

      That is EXACTLY what I like about living in small-town America.

    6. Re:What a dumb idea by Nethead · · Score: 2

      I'm 56 too and don live in not that small of a city north of Seattle. I love the coffee stand that I go to each morning where they will have my order ready when I get to the window if there was a line, where unless there is a new person I don't even have to mention what I want. I love my local bank where my checking account number is lower than my slashdot UID and I don't have to show ID to cash a check. I love my teriyaki joint that only asks if it's for here or to go. I love my Albertsons where I can ask Rachel the butcher to select a nice cut for me. I love being part of a community. It's nice to greet each other by name even if it's just for a mundane transaction. It lets them know I value their work and them as a person no matter how humble the job may be.

      On the other hand, I doubt that my cat knows my name.

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    7. Re:What a dumb idea by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between 'personalized service' (especially when what enables that is that who's providing the 'service' has a semi-personal relationship with you, as you say) and the illusion of knowing you, courtesy of Big Data collecting information on you and generally being nosy and violating your privacy. One is comfy and nice, the other is distinctly uncomfortable and creepy.

  25. not as good by Comboman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A vending machine is considerably more complex with a higher level of automation. This is just a hotel minibar.

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    1. Re:not as good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With an app! And a camera! It's a minibar with an app and a camera. They basically used the VC edition of Mad Libs to come up with this.

      "It's a _[product]_ with a _[noun]_ that uses an app. _[business, plural]_ will be obsolete in _[number greater than one]_ _[unit of time, plural]_!"

    2. Re:not as good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, now everyone knows my business plan! :(

    3. Re:not as good by mukinrestak · · Score: 4, Funny

      I apologize for being that guy, but it has apps! It's revolutionary! Revolutionary apps for your revolutionary paradigms that allow you to synergise your technology enabled lifestyle! Now with integrated fitbit support so you can burn off that candy bar as you eat it! Eat it on the go to keep up with the fast paced modern world! With apps!

    4. Re:not as good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a minute. Are you saying that the Appity-App-App guy is a Silly Valley VC?

      Now it all makes sense!

    5. Re:not as good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vending machines already exist, don't data mine images of your face, don't require a cell phone with a data plan and a functioning wireless network, and don't accidentally over charge you. Vending machines are all the rage in Japan. You can buy almost anything out of them, meaning vending machines to sell complex things already exist and are in use. Oh, and vending machines sell perishable items too.

    6. Re:not as good by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

      Except due to laws (ID check) you probably won't be able to buy any alcohol from it either.

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    7. Re:not as good by nnet · · Score: 1

      Luddite :)

    8. Re:not as good by Arab · · Score: 1

      The VC version of Mad Libs exists it's called Snake Oil, brilliant party game, but sadly (I think) the publisher went bust and it's difficult to get.

    9. Re: not as good by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

      Yay police state!

  26. So very stupid by drew_kime · · Score: 1

    Eventually, centralized shopping locations won't be necessary, because there will be 100,000 Bodegas spread out, with one always 100 feet away from you.

    And will each of those boxes have the same inventory? Because at 5 feet wide, they aren't going to have nearly the same selection. They might poach the 20% of bodega trips with the highest-turnover, highest-profit items - the same way oil change shops took that service away from full-service garages - but someone still has to carry the other 80% of the inventory.

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    1. Re:So very stupid by JohnFen · · Score: 1

      And will each of those boxes have the same inventory?

      TFA covers this. The idea is that the inventory for each vending machine is customized for the specific location the machine is in.

  27. More ways to transfer wealth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another way people who are already wealthy are looking at taking work from people who aren't. Yay.

    1. Re:More ways to transfer wealth by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Somebody still has to stock the shelves regularly.

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  28. Dine-O-Mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, they did this in the 1950's and it failed then and it will fail now.

  29. BEC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will they be able to serve up a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese upon request?

    1. Re: BEC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whattya lookin at mi gutfer?

  30. We already have this every 100 feet away. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

    ...there will be 100,000 Bodegas spread out, with one always 100 feet away from you.

    They're called Starbucks.

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    1. Re:We already have this every 100 feet away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hit on a good reason for these to fail actually. People don't just go into a convenience store for groceries and smokes or beer or lottery tickets. They go in for morning coffee, a donut or muffin, a quick bite at lunch to just grab and get back to the office, a snack on the way home from work/school, hot and cold food that needs zero preparation... most of these little places are almost half-restaurant. And if I can get coffee and a donut there, why not buy my smokes and whatnot since i'm already there/headed there anyways?

      Not everyone has bought into this retarded worldview that you have to use 90 damned services a day for basic living. These guys don't get that.

      Plus, its just vending machines! You can put cameras and crap in them, guess what, people will very shortly figure out how to use a dimestore stungun to short the entire cabinet out and then rob it. Why do they think Coke, Pepsi, and the rest don't have machines on every corner already? They just aren't smart enough to see the amazing opportunity before them (for the last 130 years... not a typo!)?

      This won't get past test deployments, and will probably get sued into the ground because those same companies have been innovating and patenting vending tech this entire time.

    2. Re:We already have this every 100 feet away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even 100,000 Starbucks means there's more than 100 feet between them. Unless they mean 100,000 Bodegas in Silicon Valley, which is like the whole world.

  31. Over-engineered? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    There's thousands of vending machines everywhere you go in Japan. They don't need "cameras powered with computer vision" to register what you've picked up and automatically charging your credit card.

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    1. Re:Over-engineered? by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      I will laugh when some of the neighborhood boys come in costume and make quick work of damaging their shit.

    2. Re:Over-engineered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the cameras are for facial recognition based ADs / price manipulation, and comforting shareholders who want to KNOW who is at their "establishment", less they refuse to invest. (Because the thieves would steal their hard earned money, and we can't have that now can we?)

    3. Re:Over-engineered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's true that people in Japan are more civilized and don't destroy other people's things at random.
      This would never work in the U.S.A.

    4. Re:Over-engineered? by ark1 · · Score: 2

      Yes, in Japan overall crime rate is low. I was shocked seeing almost no bicycles being locked outdoor.

  32. Ransack & Destroy Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These POS vending stops are extremely vulnerable. If the grid fails, each one needs its own power source. Even with cameras and sat uplinks these things are just soft, unguarded targets, and they will be raped even faster than ATMs.

    They should change the name to Piñata, because that's what it will look like when the locals bust it open and grab the goodies.

    Just another stupid "Chicken in Every Pot -- Face-Scanner on Every Corner" idea. Yeah, no thanks you scumbag Juicero marketing weasels. I hope the "inventors" are killed along with their families.

    1. Re:Ransack & Destroy Them by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Don't even need to "bust it open". Just loiter nearby and wait for someone else to open the door -- just like I get into work when I don't have my badge!

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  33. Cigarettes, alcohol and lottery tickets by rjejr · · Score: 1

    I really don't know what else people buy in those stores, that's all I ever see anybody buy - cigarettes, alcohol and lottery tickets.

    1. Re:Cigarettes, alcohol and lottery tickets by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Condoms? Cheetos? Energy drinks? Every once in a while, an toothbrush 'cause a last minute guest didn't bring hers?

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  34. stoopid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how does this relate to nerds..
    your all fucking stoopid..
    2nd.. of course there has to be a foreign bitch in the mix somewhere with the attitude of, " Well my ancestors, were to pussy to stand up for their heritage, beliefs, and culture. So because this dude is buthurt about something he cant do anything about any way because of the past, he feels he must push his feelings of displacement on others for a "shared experience"
    What I see is people/cultures whom have made crap decisions in the past for their fellow brethren,being surfaced.. If cultures feel the need to "share" their bad decisions with others, look at Jinder Mahal from WWE. He has found a way to socialize his experiences, without any subtraction from others or the environment. What i am finding is but-hurt cultures arw allways finbding ways to lash out at the world around them, with the notion that society owes them, since they have been so down-trodden.. bullshit.. your fate is your own. Take responsibilities for your poor actions, bitches,,

  35. Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bodegas are always dark, dirty, and filled with overpriced junk food. A blight on the urban landscape that will not be missed.

  36. The sooner they go bankrupt... by whitroth · · Score: 2

    ...the better. And may they wind up working in a convenience corner store for a living....

    1. Re:The sooner they go bankrupt... by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Mod this OP up! They get it!

    2. Re:The sooner they go bankrupt... by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      That. Was. Brilliant!

  37. Value Added by unixcorn · · Score: 1

    I can see this idea as a positive one if the self-serve portion of the store is linked to a regularly manned store. During normal business hours both the self-serve and the manned portion of the store will be open. At other times only the self-serve side will be open for business. This is similar to how a 24 hour gas station works.
    There are a couple of downsides though. What about folks who don't have credit cards? Are they are out of luck? Also, security could be an issue.

  38. doesnt that contridict Google's "creed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn';t Googles "creed" do no evil?
    Well it seems this totally contradicts that.
    I mean putting out mom n pop out on the street, so someone can feel better about them selves..
    This is not about money..
    Clearly there is an ulterior motive
      im sure more will surface as the day goes on.

  39. Well ... by DaMattster · · Score: 2

    These two ex-Googlers ought to get out of their ivory tower and see what life is like in a poor, inner-city environment where it is either the bodega or a food desert. I am from Philadelphia and neighborhoods thrive on bodegas where food is cheap and available. We don't have Whole Foods, Giant, Super Fresh, and shit that caters to millennials. We're poor folk living on scraps. I live in this neighborhood because it is all I can afford. I don't have a credit or debit card because no bank will touch me because life happened, I got sick, and became disabled. I don't have the luxury of even living in a safe neighborhood. Leave the bodega alone, assholes!

    1. Re:Well ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry... they have no real intention of replacing *your* bodega. IMO they're basically using code-speak for "we'll get rid of all the brown-skinned foreigners that own mom-and-pop shops in rich white neighborhoods." :(

  40. I would never use it. by Doc+Right · · Score: 1

    So, I enter a code to open the door, and trust some camera to appropriately charge my credit card for what I take? I think not. At least with a normal vending machine there's control over what I want and what I take. Like in the video, dude grabs a bunch of highlighters. Can this camera really say how many of what I just grabbed? I'd never trust it, so I'd never use it.

    1. Re:I would never use it. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I assume it would issue a receipt and you can check your bag against what's on the receipt, then argue with the store. I also assume they would keep videos for a week for exactly this reason.

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  41. Fuck off "googlers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Loved the search engine in the late '90s early '00s. Little did we know that the "do no evil" tag was a gimmick and we were helping to create the largest, most successful advertising company ever conceived.

  42. Mothers and Fathers count on the government by mi · · Score: 1

    Mom-And-Pop Corner Stores Obsolete

    The very term "mom-and-pop" is meant to evoke emotional disapproval of whatever it is that threatens the obsoletion. And, because the only way to protect a business from being obsoleted by another business in a free market is via a government regulation, this is an appeal to the government...

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    1. Re:Mothers and Fathers count on the government by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Oh no, renewable energy is making mom-and-pop coal mines obsolete!!!

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    2. Re:Mothers and Fathers count on the government by mi · · Score: 1

      Yep. A powerful cliche with many applications.

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  43. Won't happen. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Convenience stores are - wait for it - convenient.

    The owner knows what people need and adjusts stock accordingly. He's basically the maintenance man of a large walk-in vending machine. One that will call the cops if there's trouble in the neighborhood or cook coffee if you want some. No way it's any glorified vending machine going to replace convenience stores and kiosks.

    Just like a coffee robot will never replace the cute young ladies serving me at my favorite Cafe.

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  44. But what of the resplendent Bodega Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will they replace the Bodega Cat? Answer: They can't.

  45. Why not just make them app-based services? by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

    Make a bunch of hipster services...

    bodegagateway.com - you order your groceries online, and they are carted from a corner store market to your house via rickshaw for the ultimate experience.

    ryckshaw.com - While I'm at it, let's make a rickshaw-hiring app! This would be like Lyft, but with rickshaws.

    Stand back boys, I'm gonna get RICH!


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  46. "What could possibly go wrong?" by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Offhand, I'd say what could go wrong is people wearing masks, waiting for someone else to open the door, then rushing in and emptying all the shelves.

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  47. "Bodega" = A New York thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    Aside from all other considerations... Let's get this crystal clear: Outside New York NOBODY calls the 'mom-and-pop' stores "bodega". It is only in the NYC area (perhaps CT, NJ and nearby states) that they are called that. Literally it means "warehouse" and that is what Puerto Ricans and Dominicans call them....

    OUTSIDE these small shops are called a number of things: "Tiendas", "Super", "Mercado", etc.

    These ex googlers should first and foremost be condemned for their total ignorance of the heterogeneous hispanic community all over the US.

  48. Article Author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to say the author of the article seem to add her words into the interview and put the company in a bad light.

    Creator: We are inspired by mom-and-pop
    Author: They are putting mom-and-pop out of business.

    The article title itself is a click bait

  49. Noooooooope by sexconker · · Score: 2

    or bodega, as they are known in New York and Los Angeles

    New York is the only place that calls it a bodega. You may have a few New York wannabes in LA calling them that, but no one with a brain does.

    1. Re:Noooooooope by MercTech · · Score: 1

      Really... Bodega is a NYC specific colloquialism. C-Store or the original local chain name is more common. Then there is the ubiquitous 7-Eleven stores.

      And, since full size groceries have started being open 24 hours; the convenience market no longer bothers selling the groceries you may have forgotten. No more stopping for butter or milk just 186 varieties of beer, a few varieties of soda, and stale snack foods.

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  50. I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An anonymous pre-paid card with $1 balance and a mask: free stuff!

  51. What? by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    "or bodega, as they are known in New York and Los Angeles"

    Really? We call them bodegas in LA? It's (very) possible that i'm just out of touch, but when news stories started popping up about the strike in New York i had zero idea what a "bodega" was and had to google it to figure out what everyone was talking about it.

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    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Spanish word, so a lot of Angelenos at least know the word, even if it's not a part of everyday English.

  52. Feral cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now they only have to work out a way to stop the thousands of newly stray cats from pissing on the boxes and making everything around them stink.

  53. Avanti by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Avanti Markets already does a similar thing inside several offices -- it's an honor-pay system with where you barcode scan your own purchases, with every square inch covered by cameras to try to keep people honest. Like most honor-pay systems, they just pull the location out if they get stiffed too often. Also, huge markup.

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  54. And another thing... by andywest · · Score: 1

    Has anyone mentioned, that those corner stores provide taxes and license fees to the city governments where they are located? If this Bodega shuts them down, where will the taxes come from? If the cities try to extract them out of Bodega, it will dance so prettily in the courts to keep from paying them. Those two jerks do their target marks and their cities no favors.

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  55. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it in the job description that douchebaggery is a prerequisite to work for Google? They are, quite simply put, scum.

  56. I sexually identify as a bodega by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sexually identify as a bodega, and I object to the use of the hetero-normative term "mom and pop". Some of these stores are run by lesbians, gays, trannies, and two spirit marsupials. My favorite place to grab an afternoon snack is run by a polysexual demigirl and xir multigender partner. Between the two of them they have one vagina, two penises, and three fully responsive tulpas.

  57. Most has already been said... by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Others have already pointed out: "they've invented the vending machine", and "how could they get funding for such trivial shit".

    On a slightly more serious, but no less critical note, three criticisms:

    - This is a business model with a huge logistics tail. Plus a lot of personnel: someone has to re-stock their little shops, someone has to clean them, etc.. This requires a lot of low-paid personnel, who will require supervision, and on up the chain. A Mom'n'pop business actually has the advantage here, because they mostly employee relatives and people they know.

    - These microshops won't carry most of what people actually need and/or want at odd hours: perishables like bread and milk, or else high-margin items like alcohol and tobacco that actually keep lots of little shops in business.

    - Nice neighborhoods aren't going to shop in little boxes. Put unattended boxes in not-nice neighborhoods, and they will get trashed, robbed, and vandalized

    So it's hard to see who the customers are going to be, and harder to see how they're going to make any money. OTOH, this is all a social good: some VCs clearly have too much money. By throwing it at doomed-to-fail enterprises like Juicero and Bodega, they're putting their money back into circulation. That's really nice of them, don't you think?

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    1. Re:Most has already been said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - This is a business model with a huge logistics tail. Plus a lot of personnel: someone has to re-stock their little shops, someone has to clean them, etc.. This requires a lot of low-paid personnel, who will require supervision, and on up the chain. A Mom'n'pop business actually has the advantage here, because they mostly employee relatives and people they know.

      True, but if they can get significant market penetration, they will wield huge leverage over companies that want their products to be sold.

      - These microshops won't carry most of what people actually need and/or want at odd hours: perishables like bread and milk, or else high-margin items like alcohol and tobacco that actually keep lots of little shops in business.

      Vending machines are perfectly capable of refrigeration. I saw one at the airport that can heat up fast-foody items on demand before vending them.

      Regulation will no doubt keep alcohol and tobacco out of the mix. That alone may about traditional stores to maintain a foothold in spite of these machines.

      - Nice neighborhoods aren't going to shop in little boxes. Put unattended boxes in not-nice neighborhoods, and they will get trashed, robbed, and vandalized

      Nice neighborhoods tend to not have "corner stores" anyway, and there are plenty of shady locations that have vending machines.

    2. Re:Most has already been said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they are envisaging everything other than a small selection be delivered by Amazon Fresh, and that meaning only a small selection be required, but I don't think that the economics of Amazon Fresh works for large amounts of the western world as an alternative to the corner store, and unless bodegas are as big as corner stores, and thus carry the quantity and range, the bodega doesn't either. Not now, anyway, maybe eventually. I presume they envisage that restock will be automated, although I think that this will all be problematic in bad neighbourhoods.

  58. Do I need this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am almost 50 and I have never needed one of these stores. Perhaps it's because I grew up in a rural area and just did without until the next trip to the store.

    1. Re:Do I need this? by naris · · Score: 1

      Really? You never, ever used a Vending Machine?

  59. Why are they harping on them being ex-Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares? I don't need to know Elon Musk worked at Paypal every time they talk about him.

  60. Juicero 2.0 by nwf · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this makes as much sense as Juicero. An expensive device to serve up a product you can get for less using old technology. I can't see this taking over anything, except a bunch of out-of-touch VC's money.

    On the plus side, you can work for them and not really feel guilty when all you do is goof off at work, since no amount of effort is going to make this service successful.

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    I don't know, but it works for me.
  61. Colorado Version by naris · · Score: 1

    I heard the Colorado version will stock Weed and Chips! They'll make a fortune!

  62. Re: Killing mom-and-pop stores? This infuriates me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut your filthy commie mouth.

  63. This is a part of why I want to be a VC someday.. by jcr · · Score: 1

    I want to be the one to tell someone pitching an idea like this that it's stupid, and they should fuck off and get a job.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  64. Stupid idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With their proposed setup they won't be able to sell any of the high volume and high markup items that stores usually make most of their money on such as tobacco , alcohol, lotto tickets and fountain drinks. I suppose origin of this is easily explained by last week's article on the rampant drug and LSD use in SV.

  65. Reachers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens when you open the "box" with your card and then some asshole comes up behind you and grabs shit and runs off? Looks like you just got robbed and not the Bodega as they will charge you for it...

  66. Hey, a crapy verison of a vending machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like they've managed to make an un-improved version of a standard vending machine. The only advantage I can see is that it can fit larger items than most standard vending machines and using apps may attract some. As many others are noting the reason why this thing will have little effect on convenience stores is its lack of alcohol/tobacco due to our draconian prohibition laws here in the "freedom loving" US.

  67. Automated C-stores exist, you know... by mhkohne · · Score: 1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automated_convenience_store Basically: big-ass vending machine. From what I've read in the past, they usually have remote camera operators keeping an eye on things. One of the nice things is that you can get plenty of cold stuff like a gallon of milk or whatever quite easily.

    I love how these guys can get money for inventing a vending machine that works via camera, rather than pushing buttons to select products. How the heck are they going to deal with the inevitable failures of the machine? It's gonna screw up now and then for lots of reasons, and then what? What if I get home and find out it overcharged me? What if someone runs up behind me while I've got it open and grabs items and runs off?

    Seriously, there might be a place for this tech, but these guys are making way too much out of it.

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    A thousand pounds of wood moving at 300 feet per minute. Don't get in the way.
  68. What I don't understand about it... by Pollux · · Score: 1

    With a vending machine, I know that the same product is going to be there every single day. Sure, occasionally something gets switched out, but there's enough choices where I usually find something I want.

    But this looks far too random. I get the Gatorade and the M&M's. But a Nike sports bag? iPhone case? Cleaning spray? Flour and sugar? These aren't impulse buys. I get the plan is to predict what people will want in the various settings these Bodegas exist, but that's generally not how consumers shop for these items. Impulse items are setup at strategic locations, like Point-of-Sales or business entrances or areas of heavy pedestrian traffic, to encourage people to buy on impulse. But so many of these items are not impulse purchases, they are planned purchases. I go to the grocery store when I have a list of items I want to buy. I'm not going to pay a premium for flour and sugar from a Bodega when I also need to get milk and eggs anyways. And I just started going to the gym three months ago; I found myself a bag and planned out everything I needed well in advance. And with planned items, I know where I need to go in order to buy them. It doesn't look like I can trust a Bodega to always carry what I need, nor always have it be in an accessible location for me to access. (One picture has a Bodega in an apartment building. That limits your customers to only those that live in the apartment. Another has one at the gym, limiting your customers to those gym members.)

    I just don't see this succeeding.

  69. Re: And you wonder why Google loves a "living wage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know who is forcing unsustainable wages is the people who want more money than the market value of the product or service they can supply.

    If a baboon in India who can't use a toilet can do your job what does that say about you? Second, why can't you work for less money than the baboon from India? If the baboon is willing to do the job its situation must be worse than yours therefore it is more humanitarian and ethical to give him the job. If you were in a more troubled situation why aren't you willing to work for less money? Isnt it more ethical to help the ones suffering and hitting the most? Faced with two crying children .. one is well fed and crying for sprinkles on their ice cream the other us crying from starvation .. which one would you help?

  70. Comic by irrational_design · · Score: 1

    I'm imaging a comic where first we see a bodega box, then a redbox is put next to it in case people want to get a movie while getting their bodego stuff, then a porta potty is put next to those two in case people need to use the restroom while using the bodega box and redbox, etc. Slowly more and more boxes are added and then a person is hired to manage all the boxes. Finally a building is built around all the boxes and the person to protect them from the weather. And now a bodega store is shown.

  71. Security? Foreigners? by IcyWolfy · · Score: 1

    As a foreigner, how would you handle my out-of-country license?
    And if you do start reading Card Data -- then comes the inevitable security problems with handling all that data. (Should some company start to just sucking it up)

  72. 1E5 units + 100-foot spacing? It's been done. by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    It's what happens to Wall-marts in tornado alley.

  73. Re:Security? Foreigners? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    Probably no worse than human clerks. I recall once reading a story of an English tourist who went to a liquor store and showed his passport to prove his age. They wouldn't take it (IIRC, somewhere in Westchester Co., NY). He pointed out that he had a UK passport, a T-shirt on with UK dates, and an English accent, and they said "tough, we only take NY state licenses, find somewhere else to go."

  74. Brodega by nicolaiplum · · Score: 1

    It should be called "Brodega". Only VC-funded Bros can come up with an idea this bad.

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    "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled"
  75. Coinstar/Redbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should partner with Coinstar (parent of Redbox) who has been working on specialized "kiosks" for years now and may have already worked out some of the gotchas.

  76. And now the real version by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    An app will allow you to unlock the box and cameras powered with computer vision will register when you're shoved out of the way by a couple of teenagers in ski masks who will then grab everything they can, shove it into bags and run off, automatically charging your credit card for everything they just stole. The entire process happens without a person actually manning the âoestore.â

  77. I Like Bodegas How They Are NOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy walking to the bodega, mini-super, "pulperia"- whatever name you fancy. Do we have to throw technology at everything? The problem here, as I see it, is that these two Google cast aways will build this out, and people will flock to it because it's new and convenient. We love to keep chipping away at the places and the people of the past. Now we no longer have to talk to the sleepy 7-11 attendant? That's an experience, not an inconvenience. The world we continue to (de)construct is turning into very lonely one where we can't even fucking buy a candy bar without a fucking mobile phone- and we keep eliminating living, breathing people from our every day experience. Keep your goddam "Bodega" apps motherfuckers.

  78. SJW Braaaaaaaiinns!!!! GRRRR by MarcusOutrageous · · Score: 1

    Thanks Oz!

    When I was a child I envisioned a future where there actually would be zombies cannibalizing one another.

    I sincerely thank the left for making my dreams come true. Sure it's a little sick to want to live in Terry Gilliam's Brazil . But hey -- if its gonna happen anyway, it a high quality outlook is to enjoy it.

    And as a guy who actually grew up in a rough neighborhood (think 241st Street, Bronx for those who are familiar with that zip code), and as a reasonably successful adult has lived in a bunch desirable city locations (NYC SOHO, LA West Hollywood, SF, French Quarter NoLa) -- I completely concur with everyone else here who has pointed out WIC, Food Stamps, Regulated Goods (Tobacco, Alcohol), Perishables (the bodega mini-deli is pretty important), glorified MiniBar. But hey -- APPS!

    Maybe they could hire the crew from Juicero and skip all the HR.

    BRAAAAINS....Thanks for the post. Rock on Oz.

  79. Corner Korean by MarcusOutrageous · · Score: 1

    Yo SexConker -- remember that in NY we also have 'Corner Koreans.' As a fan of social drama I think they should use that next. Followed by 'Ghetto Chinese.' I think they are safe because I am highly certain my Korean and Chinese pals are WAY too busy building actual businesses or obtaining STEM or trade degrees to care.

  80. HookerNet by MarcusOutrageous · · Score: 1

    Yeah NWF -- but think about the youtube pranks!!! You couldn't fit an actual human in a Capri Sun, er, I mean Juicero bag. But a vending coffin?!? Holyshit the hijinks I could pull with something of that size. More uses midgets, my friend. That is ALWAYS a good thing.

    Marcus

  81. Fundamental failure point by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    While it sometimes feels like we do all of our shopping on the internet

    Do we? So far this year, I've brought 3 sets of train tickets on the Internet and ... nope, that's it. No, sorry, one foreign book, which I bundled with a couple of other to optimise the use of the delivery charge. The train tickets you collect at the station.

    I've checked and compared prices on goods using websites, but when a â70 bit of furniture attracts a £25 delivery charge and a choice of delivery dates between 10 days and 14 days in the future, I'll damned well walk up to the store, pick it off the shelf and carry it home myself this evening.

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    Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"