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The Father of Mobile Computing Is Not Impressed (fastcompany.com)

harrymcc writes: Starting in the late 1960s, Alan Kay envisioned a powerful portable computer that would be a revolutionary learning device, then built some of the necessary tech at Xerox PARC and elsewhere. Today, his ideas are all around us -- but Kay is distinctly unimpressed with the iPhone, iPad, and other modern devices, which he says encourage passivity rather than creativity. Brian Merchant talked to the computing pioneer for a wide-ranging interview on FastCompany. An excerpt from the interview: Google has been around for a long time now. I bitched at [Google] for years: Why the fuck can't we type in a question and get a decent answer? There's all sorts of pre-processing you can do with the computing we have now to put a lot more semantics in there, and look at the shit you're retrieving. And by the way, the stuff that isn't popular -- which is probably what most people need to read, if the thing even knew what the question is -- is buried [in Google search results], and most people won't go past a couple of results or clicks.

144 comments

  1. True for any tool by Gilgaron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A pen nominally allows more uninterrupted creativity than a quill and inkwell would, but mostly they get used for jotting down the grocery list.

    1. Re:True for any tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      True enough, but the pen doesn't send a copy of your grocery list and location back to Apple/Google, and then present you with an offer for slightly less expensive carrots if you join Amazon Prime during your next visit to Whole Foods.

    2. Re:True for any tool by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But they don't get used to read other people's grocery lists.

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      W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
    3. Re:True for any tool by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Back when only 1% of the population was literate, pens/quills were used for proper 'creative purposes'.

      Once reading and writing became widespread it was just used to 'encourage passivity rather than creativity.'

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:True for any tool by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2

      True enough, but the pen doesn't send a copy of your grocery list and location back to Apple/Google, and then present you with an offer for slightly less expensive carrots if you join Amazon Prime during your next visit to Whole Foods.

      You gotta admit, it would be a lot cooler if it did!

      --
      Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
    5. Re:True for any tool by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Back when only 1% of the population was literate, pens/quills were used for proper 'creative purposes'.

      Or maybe it just seems that way because they kept the creative stuff, and tossed the grocery lists in the trash.

    6. Re:True for any tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gotta admit, it would be a lot cooler if it did!

      I doodle furry porn with that pen you insensitive clod.

    7. Re:True for any tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True enough, but the pen doesn't send a copy of your grocery list and location back to Apple/Google, and then present you with an offer for slightly less expensive carrots if you join Amazon Prime during your next visit to Whole Foods.

      You gotta admit, it would be a lot cooler if it did!

      So you really don't mind having "Big Brother" or "Big Sista" watching you?

      And you really don't mind "being the product"?

      And you really don't mind that marketers can build exceedingly accurate profiles of you and your family from the information sent to Apple/Google/etc.?

      Sounds like you are one of the them young'ins that lives their life online and has no clue as to the real value of "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" much less any concept of the importance of personal privacy.

      So you must be a reality TV star like the Kardasssians.....

    8. Re:True for any tool by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever fapped to ASCII/8 bit porn back when computers were used for 'creative' purposes. /sarc

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    9. Re:True for any tool by PPH · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever fapped to ASCII/8 bit porn

      Are you sure about that?

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    10. Re: True for any tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I don't mind those things at all.

      You sound paranoid.

    11. Re: True for any tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember jacking it to still pictures in a magazine.

    12. Re: True for any tool by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Quaint.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    13. Re: True for any tool by mentholsmooth · · Score: 1

      Some people don't mine either. There are those who love it. Especially those who skim this data then sell it for a retirement sum on the dark web.

    14. Re:True for any tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted anon for a reason. Yes, some people did.

      Damnit. Even anon, I'll say "I had a friend who did".

      Some of those ASCII greyscale printouts were good. With older printers, you could get them to go over the same area again and again. And in doing so, create different levels of black. EG, sorta shades of dark grey.

      Took forever. 20 minutes to print out one sheet.

      But yes, as a teenager... erm, 'things happened'.

    15. Re: True for any tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.... and who the fuck is Alan Kay? Just because a caveman invented wheels it doesn't mean I take his vision seriously when buying my car.

      And the fact that his vision didn't come to past doesn't make him much of a effective visionary. I would call him a dreamer.... one detached from reality and deluded by romantism.

  2. Don't blame the tech ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    See, the problem isn't the technology, it's the humans.

    As much as visionaries come up with things they think will lead to a better world, the reality is cat videos, narcissism, and porn are what people really want. The internet is more about teenagers taking selfies these days than it is about improving the human condition.

    Unfortunately, you can't force people to do what you envisioned would be their potential.

    1. Re:Don't blame the tech ... by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Using the excerpt given regarding uselessness of results. Google does not use tech to provide good answers because they don't care about providing good answers. Instead they use the tech to maximize advertising revenue. It costs money to provide good results, so that cuts into revenue. Some sites will pay money to show up higher in the results, so no way is Google going to give you a free but relevant link when it could show a useless link that they get money from.

      Getting higher up in Google search results is nearly a full blown industry. If Google filtered for relevant results then that industry would have to learn how to write useful pages instead of just paying Google to shortcut the process.

      Now this isn't just a need for high minded people. Even those narcssists, kitten video fanciers, and porn watchers, would seemingly want more relevant resulst. Except that those groups seemingly are satisfied with even marginal results.

    2. Re:Don't blame the tech ... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      Exactly. The modern smartphone and Internet are astounding marvels of technology, but people do with it what they want.

      And some stuff is just really hard, like making sense of the meaning behind search queries and coming up with relevant results. Quite a bit of research has gone into this, and I've seen some promising results a while back. Not like "we type in a question and get a decent answer", but a system that asks the user to clarify his search and helps refine it. Still early days though.

      He sounds a bit like the guy who invented the wheel and complains that his fellow cavemen didn't build him a high speed rail line with it.

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    3. Re: Don't blame the tech ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was the envisaged human potential by Hitler?

      That the Nordic/Aryan master race would rule the world after the destruction of their racial arch-foe, the Jews.

    4. Re:Don't blame the tech ... by fox171171 · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I came to say. Google is working exactly as intended. We aren't the customer, so our needs are of minimal concern to Google. I find most searches now turn up lousy crap someone is selling.

    5. Re:Don't blame the tech ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The latter just use Bing!

    6. Re:Don't blame the tech ... by enrique556 · · Score: 1

      I don't particularly like what Google's become, but I think you're being a bit too cynical here.
      You probably never used the internet before google existed, or you'd appreciate just how damn good their search results are.
      Try forcing yourself to use Bing(tm) exclusively for a week, that'll give you an idea of what using the internet was like circa 1995.
      You could even use an android phone's google voice search, and then switch to Cortardna(tm) or Siri.
      In any case there are options, but as you already know they suck way more than google and at best barely compete.

    7. Re:Don't blame the tech ... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I've been on the internet since the 80s. I liked being able to search for "bacon patties" and only results have both words would appear, or "bacon patties -turkey" to make sure it filtered out results that had were talking about turkey bacon. I see LOTS of results from google that decide it does not need to use all of my search terms, just today I saw this, Google decided it would replace "firmware" with "software" in search results.

    8. Re:Don't blame the tech ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say what you like, I'm learning *continuously* from the net, from Khan Academy, Physics and Comp Sci. videos, how to build your own electric anything, etc etc.

      However, I always come back to the cat videos.

  3. Spoiler alert: most humans are not very creative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re-posting the same comments on facebook over and over doesn't mean that you're creative. If anything takes effort then most people will throw up their hands.

  4. Get off my lawn! by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    He's complaining about the technology, but it is the people using it that make companies build it that way. They don't want to put any thought into the process, they just want to put in a minimal amount of info and get a reasonable answer.

    1. Re:Get off my lawn! by tatman · · Score: 2

      I suppose that can be a bit debatable which was first....the egg or the chicken. Look at snapchat. They made the app then it became popular. I have to agree with his comments about passivity. I find snapchat the most meaningless messaging app ever. Sorry folks. "Here's a pic of me with big eyes and librarian glasses". Wow. So impressed.

      --
      I've always said English was my second language. Had Romeo and Juliet been written in C, I might have understood it.
    2. Re:Get off my lawn! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      "Google, how many people are currently on my lawn?"

    3. Re:Get off my lawn! by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      And yet, the search results we got back in 1999 seem to have been better than the results we get today. Plus you had better control over the search (ie, a way to exclude results containing certain keywords).

    4. Re:Get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's complaining about the technology, but it is the people using it that make companies build it that way.

      That's obviously not true because people are in fact using their mobile devices to take videos and pictures and making short comments. All of this stems from the difficultly of inputting information one handed or with just thumbs. Come up with a clever way to put a keyboard on the back of a phone/tablet while still being able to hold it, and you might see some decent input on that front. Same with screen interactions that don't involve your hand heavily hiding the content.

      They don't want to put any thought into the process, they just want to put in a minimal amount of info and get a reasonable answer.

      And even for that, technology fails. Another post states that Google does give reasonable answer to factual questions but because of politics/lost views doesn't more completely answer questions for fear of backlash. This ignores just how often you can ask a question or input some text and get wholly useless results with little to no relation to what you requested. No doubt a large part of that is pages gaming Google's algorithm for hits. But a lot of it is also the fact that Google often just returns terrible, unrelated content because of a lack of semantics. No + in front helps that.

    5. Re:Get off my lawn! by Kohath · · Score: 2

      His problem is that he's brilliant.

      We went from everything completely sucks to now some things don't suck, and a few of them are really good. And that works out good for regular people -- they like their phone, they text people, glance at email, use maps, get an Uber, make it somewhere on time, and watch a video. It's nice.

      But Kay still sees all the problems and imagines a better world that appeals to him. But he's not like the regular people. So a world that appeals to Kay isn't as well suited to regular people as what we have.

      That's the problem that smart idealists have: the people aren't ideal, and you can't make us ideal, and the most earnest and stubborn attempts to make us ideal turn out to be very destructive. Kay seems to understand this, but he still complains when you ask him.

    6. Re:Get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      new IT tech not for geek

    7. Re:Get off my lawn! by geekmux · · Score: 1

      He's complaining about the technology, but it is the people using it that make companies build it that way. They don't want to put any thought into the process, they just want to put in a minimal amount of info and get a reasonable answer.

      30 years ago, if you wanted to operate a computer, you either put in the effort to learn how to do it yourself (assuming you held the intelligence and technical proficiency to do so), or you found some "geek" who was proficient enough to operate one.

      Today, every idiot wants to operate a computer. Thus, manufacturers had to dumb down every UI to make it idiot-proof in order to capitalize on that demand. App stores are a perfect example of idiot-proofing software installations.

      Regarding his complaints about computers not allowing for creativity, I disagree. Social media has done more to advance mass narcissism than anything else in our history. Never before have we been more entertained by creative idiots online.

    8. Re:Get off my lawn! by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Today, every idiot wants to operate a computer. Thus, manufacturers had to dumb down every UI to make it idiot-proof in order to capitalize on that demand. App stores are a perfect example of idiot-proofing software installations.

      No, lots of people don't want to operate a computer. Just like lots of people don't want to drive.

      It's better to say "Lots of people are forced to operate a computer". The computer is required in order to get their job done - it may be to download manuals, order parts, send invoices, run diagnostics etc. Notice I didn't say "do the job" - the computer is used merely as a tool as part of the job they're doing. A mechanic doesn't use a computer to replace worn out parts, but they will have to use it to get at any diagnostic codes, get service manuals, order service parts, accounting (billing the customer or the manufacturer, etc). A plumber doesn't use a computer except to order parts, and scheduling and billing (and oh-so-helpful if the computer calendar syncs to their smartphone and perhaps offers GPS directions?).

      See, the computer isn't an end to itself, it's a means for people to stuff done, and many times now "the old way" doesn't work anymore. There aren't many jobs you can apply for the traditional way anymore - at the very least you have to send an email, to complete online application forms. Ordering parts is done online - no more filling out order forms and faxing or mailing them in (though some companies still do it because they realize there's a significant chunk of their customer base who use the old methods).

      The dumbing down happens because you're needing to tailor the power of the computer to the user's actual needs and requirements, realizing that 99.99% of it would go unused because the users don't need it at all.

    9. Re: Get off my lawn! by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      The signal to noise ratio on the internet was a lot better in the 90s. Not good... Just better.

    10. Re: Get off my lawn! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Did the noise floor go up since then, or the signal strength go down?

    11. Re:Get off my lawn! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Regarding his complaints about computers not allowing for creativity, I disagree. Social media has done more to advance mass narcissism than anything else in our history. Never before have we been more entertained by creative idiots online.

      That's hardly what he has in mind.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    12. Re:Get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You come off like some disrespectful kid with a grin that says, "I will soon eat shit."

    13. Re:Get off my lawn! by pots · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that end-users have as much influence as you're suggesting here. How many people do you think were saying, "I like mobile phones, but... They need to get rid of these removable batteries and headphone jacks. And also prevent me from installing software from any source that isn't paying them money. Oh! And forced upgrades and locked bootloaders! Man, I can not get enough of those."

  5. Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unconvinced. I don't want computers to answer my questions. I want them to help me answer my own. An answer isn't the mere transfer of data, it's the alteration of my mind into a different state. That can't happen properly if the basis for the transformation exists only in some other system.

    1. Re:Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unconvinced. I don't want computers to answer my questions. I want them to help me answer my own.

      I think you need a computer to help you work out your grammar problems so that people know what the hell you're talking about.

      LOL@vword: berate

    2. Re:Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of "mind altering transformations" someone did a fucking number on yours.

  6. It's not a technical reason by TWX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Google has been around for a long time now. I bitched at [Google] for years: Why the fuck can't we type in a question and get a decent answer? There's all sorts of pre-processing you can do with the computing we have now to put a lot more semantics in there, and look at the shit you're retrieving.

    Because Google already gets into trouble when it prefers its own services or when it editorializes. Alan Kay should note that when one asks Google for what are essentially undisputed facts one often gets Google-formatted answers. Search for famous persons and one usually get the page formatted with an excerpt from their biography, date of birth, place of birth or upbringing, some basic information on what brought the person to prominence, etc. Generally these things are not disputed, so there's no real risk in presenting them in this fashion.

    Now, if Google starts answering controversial questions, even correctly, they may face some real backlash that they wish to avoid from people that can't accept the answer. It's even worse if there is some legitimate dispute in a discussion, and appearing to side with one answer or another when something isn't settled can influence the discussion in ways that are not appropriate.

    If you want straight answers, look at Wolfram Alpha.

    --
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    1. Re:It's not a technical reason by sinij · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't accept this answer. We have https://www.wolframalpha.com/ that attempts to do just that, Google with its unlimited resources could do more and better. I think the real problem with lack of progress in this area is that Google is perfectly happy with staying Digital Yellow Pages, as this provides maximum revenue. If they start answering questions, it will cost them clicks and page views.

    2. Re:It's not a technical reason by Jerrry · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Google search results always favor sites selling something over sites offering information. That's okay, but I'd like to see Google add a tab at the top of the search results (where the All, Shopping, Videos, Images... tabs are) to exclude all sites selling the object of the search.

      I doubt this'll happen, though, as the companies that represent Google's revenue stream wouldn't stand for it.

    3. Re:It's not a technical reason by azadrozny · · Score: 2

      Try entering the following into Wolfram, Google, and Duck Duck Go: who is the greatest artist of the 1900's

      Perhaps not all that controversial of a topic, but arguably, not one with a clear cut answer. Google come close to giving you an answer, Duck points you to a few sites with more information, and Wolfram can't parse the question.

    4. Re:It's not a technical reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google search results always favor sites selling something over sites offering information.

      I think you need to learn to distinguish the ads from the search results. Tip: The ads have a little green box with rounded corners that has the word "Ad" inside of it.

    5. Re:It's not a technical reason by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Yesterday, I had this conversation with Google Assistant before I went outside to play frisbee:
      Me: "OK Google, what is the weather?"
      GA: "The current temperature is 79 degrees Fahrenheit and..."
      Me: "OK Google, what is the wind?"
      GA: "The perceptible natural movement of the air, especially in the form of a current of air blowing..."
      Me: :-(
      Me: "OK Google, is it windy today?"
      GA: "The wind is coming from the southwest at 4 miles per hour."

    6. Re:It's not a technical reason by TWX · · Score: 1

      If you want straight answers, look at Wolfram Alpha.

      I don't accept this answer. We have https://www.wolframalpha.com/ [wolframalpha.com]

      I don't understand your answer. Are you a bot from either Google or from Wolfram Alpha?

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    7. Re:It's not a technical reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OK Google, what is the wind?"

      also a gaseous outflow from either end of a mammal

    8. Re:It's not a technical reason by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      That's because the question is not parseable until you define what "best" is. Answers are easy. Asking the right question is what's hard.

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    9. Re:It's not a technical reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that was the point of the original post. Some words are too subjective.

  7. Complaining is easier than implementing by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why the fuck can't we type in a question [in Google] and get a decent answer? There's all sorts of pre-processing you can do with the computing we have now to put a lot more semantics in there...

    If he knows how to build a better search engine than Google, then form a company and kick Google's ass. Or, go to work for Bing. Wasn't question answering supposed to be wolframalpha's forte?

    AI still lacks what we usually call "common sense" and screws up a lot of things because of that. The tech isn't there yet.

    1. Re:Complaining is easier than implementing by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      If he knows how to build a better search engine than Google, then form a company and kick Google's ass.

      He would have to duplicate Google's index, which would cost $Bs, which he doesn't have. The days when an upstart can enter the search business may be over.

      Or, go to work for Bing.

      Microsoft may hire him, but they aren't going to put him in charge of strategic decision making.

      Wasn't question answering supposed to be wolframalpha's forte?

      Alpha sucks because it has a shallow index.

    2. Re:Complaining is easier than implementing by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      He could start by focusing on a topic where his team only has to collect content on a particular subject matter. They could even use Google to get content leads. Focus on something historical or static (at first) to avoid having a moving target, like ancient history, Shakespeare, math, etc. When the concept is proven, he can get more resources/investors.

  8. Alan Kay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you sound bitter, sweet tits

    1. Re:Alan Kay... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      you sound bitter, sweet tits

      Why shouldn't he be bitter? When we were young, we were promised flying cars and jet packs. We were told we would have moon bases in the 1970s, and by 2000 colonists would be heading for Europa. Yet decades later, here we are, still washing the dishes with no robotic maid in sight.

      Alan Kay is 77 years old, and in the twilight of his life. He has worked hard, paid his taxes, and followed the rules. Yet not only does he have no flying car, he can't even get a proper answer to a fricken query!!! Damn right he is bitter.

  9. Get a decent answer? From Google?? by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    Please, Google is an advertising agent, not the answer man.

    --
    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
  10. woah, foul language! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm sure liberal cry bullies will call for him to be lynched if they get wind of this.

  11. SmallTalk by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I would be ready to pay a nice price if there was SmallTalk for Android (not RedLine, based on Java, that has no 'images'), a truly one where you can suspend the VM and restart where you where.

    But alas, I don't have the time to compile a Skeak or Pharo VM and figure all the pitfals.

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    1. Re:SmallTalk by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      It's "Smalltalk".

      --
      Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
    2. Re:SmallTalk by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Never noticed ... and I doubt I will remember the next time I type SmallTalk, oops.
      But thanks :D

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  12. Money, Dear Boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google isn't a search engine; it's an advertising engine.

  13. Inventor's remorse by rmdingler · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I imagine Edison, Marconi, and Tesla may have had loftier ambitions in mind for their technological breakthroughs.

    Exceptional individuals are rare by their very nature, and it seems likely they're prone to misunderstanding the minds and motivation of the regular folk.

    Still, the technology is there for someone who wishes to use it to access the collected knowledge of mankind, so the misuse by the many doesn't completely negate the original intent.

    --
    Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

    Ernest Hemingway

  14. The difference is stark by jandrese · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apple used to ship the best starting programming environment ever developed, Hypercard, for free on all of their machines. The same company doesn't allow programming on iOS except in very limited (in-game typically) ways. There is absolutely a sense that you should be a consumer, not a producer, on modern devices and it drives me crazy.

    --

    I read the internet for the articles.
    1. Re:The difference is stark by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

      How good Hypercard was, is debatable but no argument it's a crime that more isn't done to make the devices platforms for the users.

    2. Re:The difference is stark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Desktop OS's are slowly suffering the same fate. It's sickening really. Computers are just becoming content consumption devices that are actively hostile to people seeking to do more with them.

    3. Re:The difference is stark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the fact that everything that was in HyperCard still comes with OSX for free in a different form and HyperCard was never an iOS device, you have a point.

      Meh.

    4. Re: The difference is stark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here, and the point is valid. What we most feared has pretty much come to pass: the web has gone from being a supreme tool for spreading knowledge and communication, and become interactive cable tv. Modern devices ARE designed mainly for consumption, not creation. Argue all you want, but add together the average person's digital recreation vs. productivity and see what outweighs what. Using technology as a tool requires learning new things - not something many people are willing to do, and entertainment is far more profitable than selling 'hammers'. I think any dream of a technological utopia bit the dust with the advent of social media. We are far more likely to end up like the people in WALL-E.

    5. Re:The difference is stark by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apple used to ship the best starting programming environment ever developed, Hypercard, for free on all of their machines. The same company doesn't allow programming on iOS except in very limited (in-game typically) ways. There is absolutely a sense that you should be a consumer, not a producer, on modern devices and it drives me crazy.

      Well, get a Mac and program on iOS. Since iOS9 (or 8?) Apple has allowed users to deploy their code to personally owned iOS devices without paying $99 a year, and without Apple's approval.

      In fact, there's a small underground open-source community of people who use this to put "unapproved" apps on their devices. Stuff Apple will never let in the store, yet you can deploy it to your devices and use it. And yes, it has to be open-source. Apple actually frowns on people using this method to distribute binaries.

    6. Re:The difference is stark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same company doesn't allow programming on iOS except in very limited (in-game typically) ways.

      Screw Apple, I'll use platform agnostic toolsets and refuse to buy into their walled garden.
      I currently own zero iDevices and will continue to do so. The hardware is at least 30% overpriced if not more.

  15. F bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The use of F bomb does not help your argument. It just makes me dismiss your complaint because you sound like a raving lunatic.

    1. Re:F bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite his use of fuck and shit, he's very probably much more intelligent than you and I'd rather listen to his opinions than yours anyday.

    2. Re:F bomb by gerald.edward.butler · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck cares that you have a personal problem with certain words that are used for emphasis. You're a child if you find that special words should be excluded from use.

    3. Re:F bomb by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If it's used in every paragraph, then you ignore that person. Some poeple will drop the f-bomb when the traffic light turns red Some people use the f-bomb as their one and only adjective. The expletive is no longer shocking. But if I hear my mother use an expletive it is shocking enough that I pay attention. Where Alan Kay fits into this range is unknown, but I suspect he doesn't use the word that often in public, so I read that line as showing extreme dissatisfaction and not just mild annoyance.

    4. Re:F bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're a child if you think childhood playground forbidden words make you sound more important than you actually are.

    5. Re:F bomb by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Classic "Shoot the messenger, ignore the message" fallacy.

      Grow the fuck up.

  16. People not as intelligent as smart people think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    90% of EVERYTHING is crap. To some people, the world is amazing and other people do fascinating things with their phones. It's a matter of perspective.

  17. Development is Ad oriented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Funny how it works very well when you need to buy something, be it a gadget, movies ticket or anything at all.

    Of course this is not coincidence.

  18. Is Alan Kay an idiot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very few modern technologies actually encourage creativity. People are lazy and stupid, learning creative software like Photoshop takes time and effort, they'd much rather just use instagram filters. Sorry that's just not creative, that's just applying some boilerplate bullshit that everyone else is using. Which is like 99% of software and products.

    Occasionally we get rare glimpses of people actually doing something new and exciting, but for the most part creativity is mostly dead.

  19. Why do they exhume these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They dig up some graybeard who was around during this or that era, and gather some quotes that sounds like it rips into something new but maybe not. We can't trust so called journalists for reporting accurately anymore given their agendas and tech journalists are the worst of the lot.

    I grant they may or may not like something, but would an earlier version of Kay or Wozniak if shown today's technology be so flippant about it? I seriously doubt they would. It probably would blow their minds because they didn't anticipate it. But tech sometimes seems boring especially when you've been around 50 or 60 years so changes seem more incremental.

    I don't know - I am just sick and tired of reading this crap. I don't care that you did something decades ago. You aren't doing it now.

    1. Re: Why do they exhume these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If those guys who helped invent great things are losers I wonder what you are.

    2. Re:Why do they exhume these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, these are the guys who did anticipate it...maybe you didn't read enough.

  20. go fuck yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I imagine Edison, Marconi, and Tesla may have had loftier ambitions in mind for their technological breakthroughs.

    Jesus fucking christ, Edison electrocuted an elephant as a "marketing ploy"

    You are an unbelievable idiot.

    1. Re:go fuck yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine Edison, Marconi, and Tesla may have had loftier ambitions in mind for their technological breakthroughs.

      Jesus fucking christ, Edison electrocuted an elephant as a "marketing ploy"

      You are an unbelievable idiot.

      Hey can we get that on Youtube ??

    2. Re:go fuck yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-sequitur. AC fags buttmad.

  21. Re:If someone had told him by Darinbob · · Score: 0

    You mean he'd have been a messiah?

  22. Nope. The developers don't care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The product is not meeting customer demand (after all, Kay is a customer, and his demands aren't being met).

    The real explanation is not that customers are completely satisfied, but rather that customers are satisfied enough; and, is that really surprising? Most customers don't have the brain power that Kay has.

    Yet, Google employs some of the smartest people on the planet right? Maybe even smarter than Kay! So, why don't they produce a more advanced product? Well, because most people couldn't care less whether they've achieved excellence in their work; it is enough that they're getting paid, and get a chance every now and then to go rock climbing with their mates. The developers do not care.

    1. Re:Nope. The developers don't care. by taustin · · Score: 2

      The product is not meeting customer demand (after all, Kay is a customer, and his demands aren't being met).

      No. He's not the customer. Google is an advertising company. Their product is eyeballs, not search results. over 90% of their revenue comes from advertising.

      "If you're not paying for the service, you are not the customer, you are the product."

    2. Re:Nope. The developers don't care. by tepples · · Score: 1

      Nexus and Pixel users pay Google for hardware. Are they also "the product"?

    3. Re:Nope. The developers don't care. by taustin · · Score: 1

      As long as over 90% of Google's revenue comes from advertising, yeah, they are.

  23. Late 60s lolololol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha granpa go crap in diapers haha

  24. tools make the user more STUPID by laurencetux · · Score: 1

    How many of y'all ever sit by somebody chanting/cussing at their phone and could literally boot a computer pull up %browser% TYPE the question and have a correct and complete answer before the person even got close to getting an answer??

    trust me unless you speak Mideastern Broadcaster or British Received you would have to be in a quiet room for any VR system to understand you if you don't know how to ask the question.

    1. Re: tools make the user more STUPID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you learn a "clean" accent and enunciate when dealing with officials or machines. It really works better when asking people things too.

      And maybe you aren't getting the results you want because you don't know what you are talking about when asking your questions. If you want a mideast accent, expect to emulate Arabic or Persian people.

  25. Whiny, high handed git whines by taustin · · Score: 1

    That people use the devices they paid for in the ways they want to , instead of how he tells them to.

    It's all for our own good, you know. Daddy knows what's best for everyone.

    1. Re:Whiny, high handed git whines by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Nobody is telling anybody what to do. I don't know where you got that idea. I'm assuming you didn't read the article. He's bemoaning the fact that most people have this awesome computing in their pockets and use it to watch TV, and as a result, are still pretty dumb.

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      I don't respond to AC's.
    2. Re:Whiny, high handed git whines by taustin · · Score: 1

      Which is to say, he thinks that he, and only he, is the final arbiter of how people should use their own property, regardless of how they want to use it.

      Like I said.

      Glad you agree.

    3. Re:Whiny, high handed git whines by DogDude · · Score: 1

      You're nuts. He didn't say that at all. You're making that up, or your reading comprehension is really poor.

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    4. Re:Whiny, high handed git whines by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That people use the devices they paid for how Apple tells them to, instead of how they want to

      FTFY. :-p

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      Ezekiel 23:20
  26. Re:People not as intelligent as smart people think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta have that $1k iphone because it's an iphone though. Those $100 (or sometimes free) androids do the same shit but it doesn't fucking say iphone on it.

  27. Re:People not as intelligent as smart people think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say 99,999999999999999999999995% of everything it crap.

  28. scrub-a-dub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people use the devices they paid for in the ways they want to

    the brainwashing is really good here, not a trace of reason or thought, pure propaganda

  29. But Google Does This by nealric · · Score: 1

    It's not perfect, but Google does answer your questions now. For example, if I type into Google "what is the landspeed record?" I get the following result in a caption box above the website search results:

    "The official land-speed record (measured over one mile) is 1,227.985 km/h (763.035 mi/h) (Mach 1.020), set by Andy Green (UK) on 15 October 1997 in the Black Rock Desert, Nevada, USA, in Thrust SSC."

    Seems like a pretty good answer to me.

    1. Re:But Google Does This by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      What a wonderfully meaningless example.

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    2. Re:But Google Does This by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

      And something for which no intelligence whatsoever is required. However, when even a little is necessary, Google (and Alexa, and Siri) spins its wheels badly. I would like to be able to tell my Google assistant (or whatever it is called these days) to call someone specific, but using Hangouts, instead of my cell service. This is very simple stuff - and apparently beyond what that software is able to do.

  30. Re:Spoiler alert: most humans are not very creativ by k6mfw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Reminds me someone (yep, a repost!) said "it is the cow theory" and explained it as a herd of cows in a corral. It only takes one cow to figure out how to open the gate, then the entire herd can leave the corral.

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  31. Re:People not as intelligent as smart people think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, Donald. Just no.

  32. Of course!!! by burtosis · · Score: 1

    iPhone X - overpriced? Maybe so. But it has blazing fast multithread processing, some pretty damn good cameras, a miniature lidar scanner, a 5.8" oled screen, 6-axis accelerometer/gyroscope, great microphones, and three different modems to connect you to devices and the sum total of human knowledge.

    Alan probably wants to use the lidar, cameras, and 6-axis motion sensor to autonomously stitch together accurate 3-d models for insertion into virtual environments or hit "print" and it duplicates a real object on a 3-d printer in minutes.

    Meanwhile the feature released with this advanced device is to literally transform your face into a talking poop. The problem isn't in the capabilities, it's in what the average person wants.

    1. Re:Of course!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not LiDAR, it's just RGB-D (what Kinect has)

  33. Revolution is in the computers like Raspberry Pi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The IStuff and Android are having one reason only. To lock up entertaining platform/s against clueless users. The power users will unlock/crack/use this as they desire.
    But maximum openness in in a platform like Raspberry Pi, that can be transform in wifi camera, navigation/GPS tool, command for Stepper Motors, weather station and anything else.
    I personally am enthusiastic about this. I didn't invent anything, I am just another type of user.

  34. internet darwinisim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what separates the geeks from the animals.
    In the beginning getting online was a involved thing . Now the unwashed masses have invaded .

  35. Unlocking the secrets of the universe. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always ends in tragic mis-managment in the scramble for having the least common denominator chase pennies down the gutter in a psychopathic civilization bent on extracting maximum profit no matter the cost. . . I wonder if I will ever live to see otherwise. .

  36. Father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can bitch and complain too. Neither of us are doing anything about it but I don't claim to be the Father.

  37. You're not wrong. You're also not correct. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You have to attract those eyeballs, pal. The OP's point still stands.

    1. Re:You're not wrong. You're also not correct. by taustin · · Score: 1

      Since Google is one of the wealthiest companies in the world, and are not, as OP noted, meeting most people's demands, I'd say OP's point is incorrect. And so are you.

      They have to attract eyeballs, but they don't have to do so by providing precisely what everyone wants. Or even do so honestly. They just have to attract eyeballs.

  38. undo by epine · · Score: 1

    The article disappoints because the interviewer doesn't force Kay to explain what he thinks Engelbart got right that HTML didn't.

    But it did have a few gems along the way.

    Do you know how to do an undo on an iPhone? Let me ask you that question. I'll just test you out a little. Suppose you do something on the iPhone and you don't like it, how do you undo it?
    ...
    So, in theory, you're supposed to shake the iPhone and that means undo. Did you ever, did anybody ever tell you that? It's not on the website. It turns out almost no app responds to a shake. And there's no other provision. In fact, you can't even find out how to use the iPhone on the iPhone. You ever notice that?
    ...
    So, this is like less than what people got with Mac in 1984. Mac had a really good undo. It allowed you to explore things. Mac had multitasking. The iPhone is basically giving one little keyhole and if you do something wrong, you actually go back out and start the app over again.

    Think about this. How stupid is this? It's about as stupid as you can get. But how successful is the iPhone? It's about as successful as you can get, so that matches you up with something that is the logical equivalent of television in our time.

    1. Re:undo by Mkkby · · Score: 2

      He is complaining that computers fail to make people creative, or fail to educate. I think he has it backwards.

      Creative people have a gift for using tools in innovative ways. Give them a PC and they start building something. Most people are only capable of being consumers. You give them a super computer and they'll ask you, where is ESPN? A tiny number of people can design microprocessors, yet members of the same species are stumped by 200 year old math and science.

      It's not a failure of education, or a failure for apple. It's biology. He sounds like a curmudgeon and a socialist when he blames this "failure" on tech companies.

  39. What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not impressed with the so-called "father of mobile computing", and never have been. I am, however, thanks to this interview, considerably less impressed than before.

  40. F bombs correlated with personal attacks by tepples · · Score: 1

    Perhaps readers discriminate against writers who use "fuck" because of the high overall correlation between forms of that word and fallacious arguments, particularly those that use personal attacks or other appeals to emotion. Someone who reads Cracked, for example, might not have this bias because though its articles contain the occasional F-bomb, they are on the whole well reasoned.

    1. Re:F bombs correlated with personal attacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps readers discriminate against writers who use "fuck" because of the high overall correlation between forms of that word and fallacious arguments,

      this argument self-explains why it fails

  41. addendum by epine · · Score: 2

    The reason I wanted Kay to give an explicit answer about what Engelbart got right that HTML didn't is that I'm wary about these judgements in hindsight.

    I was reading Rob Pike this morning.

    Go at Google: Language Design in the Service of Software Engineering — 2012

    When Go launched, some claimed it was missing particular features or methodologies that were regarded as de rigueur for a modern language.

    How could Go be worthwhile in the absence of these facilities?

    Our answer to that is that the properties Go does have address the issues that make large-scale software development difficult.

    Would s/Go/HTML/g be a correct map for Kay's opinion? Because HTML really was designed more for engineering at scale than anything else.

    And this always draws a chorus of criticism from the conceptual purity boo birds.

    Kay is a pretty smart guy, but did he ever learn his billion times tables really? I rather suspect that was never native to his cognitive style.

  42. I fully agree by gweihir · · Score: 1

    In particular the bad functionality of Google is utterly pathetic. You often have to comb through a lot of search results until you find something meaningful. Add to that that they basically killed the competition and Google is responsible for a massive dumbing-down. By now they are holding people back as badly as Microsoft.

    So, what is it with the stupid pattern search? The lack of a built-in programming or scripting language that easily lets you configure what your phone does or does not do? The lack of UI customization that does survive updates?

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    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
  43. Fallacies are heuristics by tepples · · Score: 1

    Fallacy does not determine truth or falsity of an argument; to claim it does so is the fallacy fallacy. But it does help people identify which arguments to consider verifying or falsifying and which to ignore. Otherwise, if people attempted to verify or falsify all arguments, they would have little or no time to do anything else. Some fallacies make better heuristics than others.

  44. Passivity by PPH · · Score: 1

    In other words, no keyboard. You just sit and consume our content. If you have anything to say, keep it to 144 characters that you can compose with two thumbs.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  45. Misdirected rage by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sounds like he's complaining more about human nature than anything to do with mobile computing or google.

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    -Styopa
  46. Re:People not as intelligent as smart people think by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    You can spend almost the same money on an android phone. Granting they will have extra bells and whistles like a thermal camera or a 1000fps camera.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  47. Shit is Stupid Now by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

    Stuff has been dumbed down for the masses. Compare any "music streaming service app" to WinAmp from 1998 - none of them even have 1/4 of the features of WinAmp 2.8/2.9. Do any of them even let you actually rate songs? Or just the mindless Thumb.

    1. Re:Shit is Stupid Now by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I used winamp back then, and gave up on it.

      I just wanted to have something playing in the background in the garage while I worked on my lathe or an engine or something. That friggin' program practically required a college education just to play a song.

      That's the thing with the "masses". They don't care about what you (or Kay) care about. Their minds are focused on different issues that are just as important to them as an infinitely configurable music player is to you. The stupid thumb is actually more than I can be bothered with as Pandora is playing now. I'll use it occasionally, but there is no way I'm going to stop welding and pull my PPE off to tell some remote computer that I like or dislike a particular song. Keep playing something that sounds like Phil Collins, I'll keep playing with whatever grown-up toy I'm playing with, and it's all good.

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      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  48. Just like every other technology by Shotgun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And the father of TV thought it would be used for education and to bring symphonies to the masses.

    Instead, we have exposed the dregs of the human soul.

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    Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
    Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  49. If he'd only waited by BirdBrained · · Score: 2

    He spoke prematurely.

    This interview happened before Apple unveiled their talking poop emoji.

    Millions of people are about to get really creative.

  50. Re:If someone had told him by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    I think he means the film director.

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  51. The converse is certainly true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just goes to show that no one was ever disappointed by underestimating human capability or decency.

  52. I'm not impressed either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My daughter is addicted to Snapchat and other worthless social media like many her age.
    It seems we are devolving not evolving with this new technology.
    I'm sure TV made me dumber in high school but at least the TV was in one location and not always on.

  53. There's an even BIGGER thing to bitch about w/Goog by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

    Fuck "natural language", I just want them to give us back the search primitive for +"must contain this literal text". Or complex boolean queries that rigorously observe parentheses, double-quotes, and proximity.

    I wrote an app a few years ago that ran a query, then automatically fetched every search result & bruteforce-searched through them via regex for the real results, but Google's server detected something amiss & started throwing captcha challenges at it.

  54. Well but there's a big difference by Casandro · · Score: 1

    Pens and quills can still be used to write books... however mobile computers have deliberately been dumbed down to only be ad displaying devices making some noise every couple of seconds.

    I mean he has seen systems like this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
    That system, including software and operating system was far simpler than Android/iOS/whatever we have today, yet it's able to provide you with an intuitive and powerful user interface. I mean in the video you see someone drawing a program without a keyboard.

    Alan Kay has seen people doing so much more with so much less effort. It's only understandable he is not impressed.