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Can We Reduce Cow Methane Emissions By Breeding Low-Emission Cattle? (popsci.com)

An anonymous reader quotes Popular Science: Raising cattle contributes to global warming in a big way. The animals expel large amounts of methane when they burp and fart, a greenhouse gas many times more potent than carbon dioxide. U.S. beef production, in fact, roughly equals the annual emissions of 24 million cars, according to the Union of Concerned Scientists. That's a lot of methane... Researchers think there may be a better way. Rather than ask people to give up beef, they are trying to design more climate-friendly cattle.

The goal is to breed animals with digestive systems that can create less methane. One approach is to tinker with the microbes that live in the rumen, the main organ in the animals' digestive tract... Scientists in the United Kingdom last year found that a cow's genes influence the makeup of these microbial communities, which include bacteria and also Archaea, the primary producers of methane. This discovery means cattle farmers potentially could selectively breed animals that end up with a lower ratio of Archaea-to-bacteria, thus leading to less methane... "The selection to reduce methane emissions would be permanent, cumulative and sustainable over generations as with any other trait, such as growth rate, milk yield, etc. used in animal breeding." This, over time, "would have a substantial impact on methane emissions from livestock," Roehe said.

Breeding low-emission cattle would also make it cheaper to raise cattle -- and improve the quality of meat.

224 comments

  1. Be at peace instead by Kohath · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you’re not a religious environmentalist, your cows' methane emissions are not a sin.

    1. Re:Be at peace instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Kohath, High Priest of the Church of Trolling is giving us our sermon for today?

    2. Re:Be at peace instead by Kohath · · Score: 0

      Not me. Tell us another tale about how cow farts cause hurricanes.

    3. Re: Be at peace instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Preach, oh Brother Kohath, Preach the word of the Troll Almighty and let us know the Wisdom of the Word of the Troll!

    4. Re:Be at peace instead by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      If you’re not a religious environmentalist, your cows' methane emissions are not a sin.

      And if you ARE a religious environmentalist, you're not going to eat designer cows.

    5. Re: Be at peace instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah you wouldn't be smart enough to know or avoid them.

      I knew this Muslim guy who thought Canadian bacon wasn't pork and kept eating those wretched ham & pineapple pizzas.

    6. Re: Be at peace instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nah you wouldn't be smart enough to know or avoid them.

      I knew this Muslim guy who thought Canadian bacon wasn't pork and kept eating those wretched ham & pineapple pizzas.

      I know a vegan who thought Jello was made of seaweed. She used to gobble that stuff up. I took great glee in explaining that they were made from the bones of animals. She nearly puked with th erealiztion she wasn't "pure".

  2. it's what's for dinner by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    U.S. beef production, in fact, roughly equals the annual emissions of 24 million cars

    There are about 270 million cars in the US. Better to switch to electric and continue enjoying your ribeye steak.

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    1. Re: it's what's for dinner by CustomBuild · · Score: 0

      Good point. We should tackle the worst offenders first. A global shift to zero emission transportation would be a game changer.

    2. Re: it's what's for dinner by SillyStuff · · Score: 1

      Just hook up a solar powered spark plug and capacitor. When the cow farts poof! It is gone in a beautiful blue flame.

    3. Re:it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and improve the quality of meat.

      If that is true the low methane cattle would be a no-brainer.

    4. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is the electricity for these electric cars generated? From coal. From oil. From natural gas. From nuclear. Basically from all if the energy sources that environmentalists abhor. Only a very small portion of the USA's electricity comes from so-called 'green' sources. The investment needed to supply sufficient electricity for vehicles would be enormous. This is not just in financial terms, either. A very huge volume of greenhouse gases would be released to build this 'green' infrastructure. It would take decades to break even financially and environmentally, and likely longer when factoring in maintenance.

    5. Re: it's what's for dinner by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We should tackle the worst offenders first.

      No, we should not. There is no rational reason to sequentially solve independent problems. There is no reason that dealing with methane emissions from cattle should be delayed until we are "done" with transportation. That is idiotic.

    6. Re:it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I applaud their efforts, cows are... sorry, cattle farming is just bad for the environment all around. They take insane amounts of freshwater, eat crazy amounts of food, taking up even more water in those growth cycles, they produce tons of non-usable waste (poop can be used as fertilizer, urine is pure waste unless you believe in quack medicine), they destroy huge amounts of land.... and they make a lot of methane.

      Tackling the waste issues first is a good idea, and I do love beef, its what for dinner. But there are a lot more waste issues to deal with than cow farts and they all feed into global warming. Changing the American diet likely is the easier and faster option, and with the price of beef being what it is... that's coming anyways.

    7. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Slashdotic if nothing else...

    8. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your solution? Growing more avocados instead, so people can eat guac on toast? You do know that growing avocados has similar environmental problems to raising cattle, right?

    9. Re:it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a "novel" concept...
      When cattle eat food they are biologically suited to eat (grass, not corn) they produce a lot less methane.

    10. Re: it's what's for dinner by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is the electricity for these electric cars generated? From coal. From oil.

      A power plant can burn oil in a more efficient way, with processes that make the exhaust drastically cleaner than anything a car can do. Obviously, you still want to get rid of oil, but in the meantime we want to burn it cleanly. And coal, well, needs to die immediately.

      From nuclear.

      Nuclear is so much safer and less polluting than any alternative, including those holiest-of-holy "renewables" that I'd call what so-called environmentalists do outright sabotage. Hydro shuts down variations in water level that are vital to many ecosystems, and is devastating when there's a dam failure. Wind kills millions of birds and bats, and produces noise that affects humans and wildlife in a large radius. Solar is only now becoming possible without downsides, and it produces unreliable power.

      On the other hand, even 60s era nuclear is orders of magnitude safer than all of the above, and its byproducts come in small nice easy-to-store barrels. Modern nuclear has no real risk of a run-away reaction.

      And if we'd care the slightest about environment (rather than just political gains from claiming we do), we'd research fusion a long time ago already.

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    11. Re: it's what's for dinner by psycho12345 · · Score: 1

      Economy of scale is a thing.

      Every one of the power source you mention can afford to install far more effective scrubbers/pollution filtration systems then cars can. Furthermore, combustion engines are fundamentally limited on how efficient they can be (Otto Cycle), and we can't even reach that because there is no economic material to reach said limit. Last I checked, a combustion engine practically can't get above 50% efficiency. Whereas most power plants easily reach into the 85%+ efficiency.

      Centralizing the power generation would solve a lot of pollution. Cars are terrible power generators.

    12. Re:it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father has cattle. They never eat anything but grass in a pasture and dried hay (that is cut from the same pasture) in the winter.

    13. Re: it's what's for dinner by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      How is the electricity for these electric cars generated? From coal. From oil. From natural gas.

      It's a two-step process. If you want to reduce CO2 emissions, you need to replace cars, and you need to replace power plants. Replacing either of them by itself will still cut emissions, though.

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    14. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should tackle the worst offenders first.

      No, we should not. There is no rational reason to sequentially solve independent problems. There is no reason that dealing with methane emissions from cattle should be delayed until we are "done" with transportation. That is idiotic.

      Reading this comment consumes energy, some of which is contributing to global warming.
      So, in the interests of parallel problem solving, I will stop reading ShanghaiBill posts.

      Everybody do the same and do your part.

    15. Re: it's what's for dinner by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      The investment needed to supply sufficient electricity for vehicles would be enormous.

      We already have sufficient generating capacity. The capacity is designed for peak demand, but cars can recharge anytime, and there is plenty of power capacity available non-peak. My wife has an electric car, and it is pre-programmed to start charging at 2am. In the future, cars can be designed to query the grid, and only draw power when excess is available. This flexible demand can mesh very well with intermittent power sources such as solar and wind.

    16. Re:it's what's for dinner by swillden · · Score: 2

      Changing the American diet likely is the easier and faster option

      Bwahahaha! /me wipes tear from eye.

      Thanks! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

      with the price of beef being what it is... that's coming anyways

      No, high beef prices won't change the American diet. And in any case, they're not going to stay high.

      Beef hit an all time high last year, but has been declining, and will continue to decline because the high prices of the last few years have motivated a lot of investment. What pushed prices up was primarily Chinese demand for beef, not that much beef is shipped to China, but a tremendous amount of feed has been going there (which seems insane, but there's lots of space on China-bound cargo ships, so it's actually quite economical). Chinese demand is not declining, but high prices are motivating more and more farmers to remove land from the Conservation Reclamation Program (CRP, the federal program that pays farmers to leave farmland fallow) and put it into production.

      By way of example, my brother-in-law has several hundred acres in southern Idaho which he had in CRP and also used as a bird hunting preserve. But the rising prices motivated him a couple of years ago to take it out of CRP and put it into alfalfa production. His production isn't fully ramped up, though. The first year he was essentially dry farming while he dug a well, ran power to it and put irrigation infrastructure in. This year he irrigated, but still hasn't got all of the irrigation infrastructure he needs, and he also needs bigger tractors and other equipment to get maximum production. Next year he should really hit his stride. The recent high prices have allowed him to make all of this investment while still turning a small profit, and he estimates that his land will continue to be profitable until prices fall to about a third of what they are now.

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    17. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except there's no blood on your hands when you eat avocado.

    18. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So will you cover the costs for doing the switch??

      If you spread it out over time, and allow the industry to adjust, you prevent causing a huge spike in unemployment and will cause a big drop in profits/taxes...

      But the there is an easy way to solve the cattle methane emissions... Stop using cheap corn/soy based feed and let them roam free eating grass and then price the meat accordingly.. It will taste better than those factory-grown animals too.

      There is no reason people need to eat 3.7 pounds (1.6Kg) of meat per week....

    19. Re: it's what's for dinner by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The safety factor of hydro is just as good as nuclear because it has been around long enough for the safety bugs to have been worked out after "meltdowns" like Banqiao and Fréjus. The real problem with hydro is that it has no future. The good places have already been taken.

    20. Re: it's what's for dinner by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      What's your solution?

      Crickets. Not 'crickets' as in there's no alternative, but crickets as in actual crickets. They can be ranched with almost no water and a much better feed-to-meat ratio than the nine-to one from cattle.

    21. Re: it's what's for dinner by doctorvo · · Score: 2

      We should tackle the worst offenders first. A global shift to zero emission transportation would be a game changer.

      Except, of course, that transportation isn't "the worst offender"; globally it's about 14% of total GHG emissions, and only a fraction of that can reasonably be switched to "zero emission". The "worst offenders" are industry, heating, electricity, and agriculture.

    22. Re:it's what's for dinner by evought · · Score: 1

      Here's a "novel" concept... When cattle eat food they are biologically suited to eat (grass, not corn) they produce a lot less methane.

      Yes, thank you. Some of us in flyover country understand that. We raise sheep ourselves, and our hardy primitive breed (Shetlands) neither need nor get much grain at all. The problem is not the design of cattle but the design of the feed lots cattle are raised in which also require large amounts of fossil fuels to supply. Grazing animals, grazed properly, are a fairly efficient autonomous device to gather solar power off the land.

    23. Re:it's what's for dinner by baker_tony · · Score: 1

      Don't be so ignorant and isolationist, solving this issue will be of huge benefit worldwide.
      Take NZ for instance, half our greenhouse gas emissions come from agriculture (thanks to 85% of our power coming from renewables), would be fantastic to reduce methane in cow farts.

    24. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, i hate avocados. I've been eating more chicken and pork as both are much more affordable, though of course they have issues too. Cows just beat them when it comes to global impact. And the suggestion to switch to avocados was yours, not mine, so its good that you know exactly how bad your suggestion is though i wonder why you made it in the first place.

      I'm not a vegetarian, not in the slightest. I love meat and dairy, fish and poultry. I want better cows, and I was not being sarcastic in the slightest. Just not agreeing genetic breeding to fix the *methane issue first* is a good idea. Changing the animals biology to make better use of its intake overall would be better, and also changing how the animal is managed. With the insane amount of antibiotics grain-fed cattle are given,... well, we know for a fact now antibiotics affect gut microbes. So, yeah. That. I can't help but think that antibiotics contribute as much to a cow's methane production as its actual food. We can tweak bacteria, and bacteria are what do the heavy lifting in the guts, so we could engineer antibiotic-resistant gut flora for cows, probably much easier than tweaking cow genes, to reduce methane output by out-competing the existing microbes that already survive the antibiotics.

      And to respond to another poster, a change in the American diet is coming, even the poor are becoming educated enough by sheer daily example to realize drinking and eating insane amounts of sugar, whether its cane, beet or corn, is a very bad thing. That high amounts of instant-use energy consumed and then not used leads directly to bigger waistlines and shorter lives, which is why we feed so much of it to cows. That drinking sugars while eating more sugars leaves you thirsty and hungry far faster because your body needs to do almost nothing to process them, refill your muscles, and then stow the rest away in your liver to be turned into fat deposits in the rest of your body while all the while its starving for protein, fat and water (because you need fat and water to process vitamins). That eggs, dairy, wheat, oats, non-starchy veggies, meats and non-sweet drinks are what keep us feeling full, and give our bodies what they need to run, repair, and grow. That spending time in the kitchen today is easy, with your smartphone there to see how to make literally anything, keep in touch with friends, listen to music or a show while you cook. But like the change that led to where we are today, it takes time.

    25. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the avocado tree whose children youâ(TM)ve cut off and stolen. #plantlivesmatter

    26. Re: it's what's for dinner by skirtsteak_asshat · · Score: 1

      Amen, basic common sense.

    27. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came here to say the same thing.

    28. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could prove your rant. AS a Matter of fact nuclear Power causes the lowest number of victims per twh.

    29. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of what you write is simply Wrong. Modern Diesels are AS efficient as coal or gas Power stations. And they can be very Clean of regulators properly Check emissions instead of trusting the corporations.

      Plus the manufacture of Batteriespannung consumes Lots of Energy and causes pollution.

      Dont Fall for the church of musk.

    30. Re: it's what's for dinner by hord · · Score: 1

      What does that matter? I got blood all over my hands earlier while eating a cow's liver. I washed it off.

    31. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you for nicely demonstrating the level of debate that has become commonplace when discussing nuclear power: all hysterical emotion, no facts or logic.

    32. Re: it's what's for dinner by hord · · Score: 1

      Are you eating these on a full time basis or just suggesting it?

    33. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      furthermore. methane is unstable and oxidizes itself in the atmosphere (apart from being processed by certain bacteria) fo much less "greengouse-toxic" gases, if i remember correctly halflife expectation is below 10 years. So it is continuously is removed from atmosphere (unlike CO2 accumulation) and CO2 seems by far much bigger problem

    34. Re: it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 1

      There is no reason people need to eat 3.7 pounds (1.6Kg) of meat per week....

      I'd consider that near starvation. But then I'm in the upper 1% by height and upper 25% by weight of males in the USA. I just chuckle to myself about "suggested serving size" on food packages, I take that number and multiply by two for an estimate on what I'll eat.

      So, "no reason" to eat that much meat? How about needing 3000 calories per day if I just sit on my ass and still have enough calories to keep my brain warm?

      (I'm sure that there's a joke about sitting on my brains in there. Go ahead, make my day.)

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    35. Re: it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 2

      Citation needed.

      Nuclear is the safest energy source we currently have. My citation: https://www.nextbigfuture.com/...

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    36. Re: it's what's for dinner by drago177 · · Score: 1

      We should tackle the worst offenders first. A global shift to zero emission transportation would be a game changer.

      Except, of course, that transportation isn't "the worst offender"; globally it's about 14% of total GHG emissions, and only a fraction of that can reasonably be switched to "zero emission". The "worst offenders" are industry, heating, electricity, and agriculture.

      True, (but or and,) guess what contributes to that agriculture section? Cattle have to eat, and they eat a lot, compared to to all our other protein sources. They contribute double all the other animals combined.
      http://www.fao.org/docrep/018/...
      So, besides just the farts (aka eructation), here's some sources of greenhouse gasses produced through the creation of food used to feed livestock:

      Feed production:
      Direct and indirect N2O from:
              Application of synthetic N
              Application of manure
              Direct deposition of manure by grazing and scavenging animals
              Crop residue management

      Non-feed production:
              Energy use in field operations
              Energy use in feed transport and processing
              Fertilizer manufacture
              Feed blending
              Production of non-crop feedstuff (fishmeal, lime and synthetic amino acids)
              CH4 from flooded rice cultivation
              Land-use change related to soybean cultivation

    37. Re: it's what's for dinner by Subm · · Score: 1

      > Nuclear is so much safer and less polluting than any alternative, including those holiest-of-holy "renewables" that I'd call what so-called environmentalists do outright sabotage

      Reducing consumption is safer, cheaper, easier, less polluting, and better in every meaningful way.

      We're nowhere close to any lower limit on energy use that would affect anyone's quality of life. Lowering consumption would likely raise most people's quality of life for getting them to think about what they do more.

    38. Re:it's what's for dinner by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      We raise sheep ourselves

      Lamb chops are also delicious. And if you know how to cook them, lamb ribs are awesome.

      Thank you for your service.

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    39. Re: it's what's for dinner by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Yes, because there have only been herds of animals grazing this planet ever since humans came along. Not!

      Damned environmentalist stupidity about CO2.

    40. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is no reason people need to eat 3.7 pounds (1.6Kg) of meat per week....

      Sure there is. Meat tastes good, meat has a higher energy density than anything else but fat, too much fat in a diet is kinda icky (yes, technical term), consuming lots of vegetables every meal is good for you but time consuming if you are single and not opting for a boring salad, and carbs are just bad for you in large doses.

    41. Re: it's what's for dinner by drago177 · · Score: 1

      furthermore. methane is unstable and oxidizes itself in the atmosphere (apart from being processed by certain bacteria) fo much less "greengouse-toxic" gases, if i remember correctly halflife expectation is below 10 years. So it is continuously is removed from atmosphere (unlike CO2 accumulation) and CO2 seems by far much bigger problem

      Not saying you're wrong, but another way of looking at the same data is that this is a low-hanging fruit we can make a difference in immediately. If this is an issue of just cutting down on beef, I'd say there's more upside than consequences. I reduced my beef intake by around 90%. I've benefitted by slightly better health and a slightly fatter wallet, which is usually the end of a decision if we're being honest. I'm not saying I don't absolutely love eating beef, but chicken and fish taste good too, and I slowly eat a little more legumes every year. It's fun to try new stuff, and it hasn't affected my weight-lifting. The only negative affect I've had is I get judged by people living in the movie Idiocracy (yes, I live in Texas).

    42. Re: it's what's for dinner by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The usual heuristic is "low hanging fruit". You start with easy stuff and work your way up.

      However the usual heuristic goes out the window when people feel there's a crisis. For example war: you don't ignore easy targets, but you don't confine yourself to them. You're much more focused on maximum value targets.

      Neither of these heuristics is wrong, they're just for different situations.

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    43. Re: it's what's for dinner by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Just hook up a solar powered spark plug and capacitor. When the cow farts poof! It is gone in a beautiful blue flame.

      I'd love to see a herd of cattle blinking like fireflies at twilight.

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    44. Re:it's what's for dinner by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Take NZ for instance

      As an American, I'm not even convinced New Zealand is a real place. Sure, I watched that show with the little people living the Shire and the wizard and all, but it was mostly CGI.

      No, there is no such thing as a "New Zealand". Unlike Nambia, which is totally a real place, but the mainstream media doesn't want you to know that. It's why they lost the election.

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    45. Re:it's what's for dinner by baker_tony · · Score: 1

      To be perfectly honest, I'm more than happy for most of the world not to think NZ is a real place, or if they do, to think it's somewhere in Europe.

    46. Re:it's what's for dinner by nateman1352 · · Score: 1
      The goal is to breed animals with digestive systems that can create less methane

      Is this really necessary? My local natural gas company buys cow produced methane and then sells it as natural gas. It doesn't really matter if the methane I burn to heat my house comes from an oil well or from cow dung, and apparently according to the gas companies brochure, the cow dung is cheap enough to be price competitive with mined methane.

      Why don't we just use the cows we already have as both a source of food as well as a source of carbon neutral natural gas? Unlike carbon buried deep underground millions of years ago, cow dung is made of carbon on the surface of the planet that is already active in the carbon cycle, and hence won't result in long term increase of the ppm concentration of CO2.

    47. Re: it's what's for dinner by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Both, though hardly "on a full time basis" since I get them at Whole Foods, so you can imagine what they cost. They're a great high-protein snack for hiking.

    48. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, delaying fucks you in the azzwhole ... agitprop bitch ... and that's reason enough to delay. Beef, it's what's for dinner. Progressives ... chopped, pureed, mixed with cow-turds and baked for dessert.

    49. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm you are still free to plant the seed...

    50. Re: it's what's for dinner by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      "We're nowhere close to any lower limit on energy use that would affect anyone's quality of life. Lowering consumption would likely raise most people's quality of life for getting them to think about what they do more."

      Even for third world people living in poverty?

      Dropping first world people down in energy consumption won't make up for raising third worlders to it.

      Ergo, we still need more energy production in cleaner ways.

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    51. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your own citation:

      There are no good numbers for deats solar and wind.

      Furthermore, it only talks about rooftop solar, not utilty-scale solar.

      So your citation is weak, weak tea.

    52. Re: it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 1

      So your citation is weak, weak tea.

      So you admit that we don't really know how many people died from utility solar. How can anyone call solar "safe" and nuclear "dangerous" if no one has data to work from? Seems pretty clear that nuclear is safe, we have lots of data on that. Compared to anything else we have data on nuclear is the safest energy we have.

      Then there's calling nuclear "dirty" and "expensive". Compared to what? Is there data on that? Don't just say how much it takes to clean up a nuclear power plant because that's not enough information to make any kind of decision. This has to be compared to the energy produced and how "dirty" other energy sources are.

      If we can't use nuclear because it is "dirty" and "expensive" then what should we use instead? Now tell me how "dirty" and "expensive" this alternative is, and perhaps nuclear starts to look real good.

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    53. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. I really like how you turn lack of evidence into proof of your predetermined outcome.
      So internet.

    54. Re:it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Unlike Nambia, which is totally a real place, but the mainstream media doesn't want you to know that.

      HAH! Now I know you are joking. Nambia is that place in those books where some British kids walked into a cupboard and met a talking lion. What was that lion's name? Aztec?

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    55. Re: it's what's for dinner by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You start with easy stuff and work your way up.

      What is easy for a biologist is not the same as what is easy for an electrochemist. How about we let the biologists work on the cow farts, while the electrochemists work on better batteries?

    56. Re: it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 2

      Okay, start with the low hanging fruit and work your way up. So, tell me which is easier. First option is to engineer, breed, or whatever cattle and their gut biome to produce less methane. Second option is to realize that this is all bullshit since that methane is from plant matter that the cattle ate and is already part of the carbon cycle. If the cattle didn't eat the plants then it would rot in a field, get eaten by wild ruminant megafauna, or otherwise get turned to methane anyway.

      I suppose we could short circuit this methane production by killing off all the ruminant fauna, and the grass, and just spray the countryside with Agent Orange.

      You want some low hanging fruit to pick on reducing carbon output from digging up coal? Build nuclear power plants. Lots of nuclear power plants. Shut down the coal industry in a way that doesn't involve killing the economy. Make nuclear power so cheap that no one would even think of burning coal. Get the government to start issuing nuclear reactor permits. We know how to build them, and there's people standing in line to do so.

      I know someone is just gearing up to reply on how putting nuclear power in the hands of greedy capitalists will mean another meltdown and the entire country becoming as inhabitable as if hosed down with Agent Orange. Here's why I know some greedy capitalist won't let another meltdown happen, they have to live on this planet too. You might have a handful of suicidal psychotics that think playing the fiddle while Rome burns is a good idea but there will be hundreds, or thousands, of people that will want to make sure that any given nuclear reactor is safe. Comparing modern nuclear power to Chernobyl, Fukushima, or Three Mile Island, is like saying we can't have any new cars because the Pinto, Corvair, and Bronco II were all unsafe vehicles.

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    57. Re: it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 1

      We're nowhere close to any lower limit on energy use that would affect anyone's quality of life.

      Bullshit.

      Look behind you, there's the line on where lowering energy use affects quality of life.

      Those stupid compact fluorescent bulbs that take a half hour to come to full brightness, interfere with IR remote controls, and give off a terrible color of light affected my quality of life. A small thing? Absolutely. I'm just getting started. Low flush toilets that leave streaks. "Cash for Clunkers" that delayed my selling off my piece of shit car for something that could handle the winter snow. Seeing ethanol in my gasoline reducing the miles I can get on a tank. And on and on.

      Still a list of trivial inconveniences? Yep, absolutely. Still also a list of things that reduce my quality of life. I liked getting in the shower and having a gush of water wash over me, not this "Lo-Flo" crap I find in the hardware stores now. I liked having to flush only once after a bowel movement. I liked my 100 watt incandescent bulbs, especially in the winter where they became my own little piece of warm sunshine.

      I'll still do what I can to save energy, because that saves me money. I'll save my money in places I choose so I can have my own small indulgences, like a warm light bulb on a cold and dreary day. It might seem like a small thing but I've had enough of of other people telling me how to live. Tell you what, don't tell me how to live and I won't tell you how to live.

      Now get off my lawn, hippie.

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    58. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the fact that meat eating is responsible for more GHG than transportation.

    59. Re:it's what's for dinner by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Apart from one tiny problem cows do not produce methane, that is kind of silly. What produces methane, why the micro-organisms living in the cows gut breaking down cell wall membranes. So smarter would be to replace those micro-organisms with new more efficient micro-organisms that would break down cell walls more efficiently, producing more actual cow digestible content from the same amount of feed that do not produce methane but also do not kill the cow. Note the methane does not just come from 'cow farts and burps' but also the faecal matter dropped on the ground which is controlled in many countries by dung beetles, often specially brought in to break up and bury the cows pats, to reduce fly numbers and incidentally methane from the continued break down of the cow pat. Better more efficient micro-organisms means better conversion of cattle feed, cow growth and hence into human feed. Likely lots of research, that idiot rights wingers would call crazy because in their empty minds what possible useful information could come from mass analysing cow pats (smart person, finding the cows with the best most efficient micro-organisms).

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    60. Re:it's what's for dinner by baker_tony · · Score: 1

      Such a good reply, however I never said cows produce methane.
      I accept your apology in advance ;-)

    61. Re: it's what's for dinner by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Tackle the smokers too in that case - but that's heresy since that's a personal space intrusion to tackle.

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    62. Re: it's what's for dinner by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      https://www.thebalance.com/che...

      Belarus estimates total losses of $235 billion. (Source: Chernobylâ(TM)s Legacy: Health, Environmental and Socio-Economic Impacts, The Chernobyl Forum: 2003-2005)

      Other source:

      Economic damage of the Chernobyl accident is estimated at $235 billion for 30 years on after the explosion, making up 32 national budgets as of 1985. Chernobyl disaster vastly damaged the agricultural sector of the Belarusian economy, which is worth over $700 million annually.

      https://www.reuters.com/articl...

      Japanâ(TM)s government on Friday nearly doubled its projections for costs related to the Fukushima nuclear disaster to 21.5 trillion yen ($188 billion), increasing pressure on Tokyo Electric Power (Tepco) (9501.T) to step up reform and improve its performance.

      Other source: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/n...Â¥70-trillion-triple-governments-estimate-think-tank/

      A private think tank says the total cost of the Fukushima disaster could reach Â¥70 trillion ($626 billion), or more than three times the governmentâ(TM)s latest estimate.

      I would not call that: cheap.

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    63. Re: it's what's for dinner by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, a combustion engine practically can't get above 50% efficiency.
      The limit is actually 42%, Carnot Principle. In reality they are around 19%

      Whereas most power plants easily reach into the 85%+ efficiency.
      No, also only 42%, same principle. However, there are two tricks: combined turbine and boiler gas plants, they reach up to ~60% efficiency and bookkeeping tricks: you sell the excess heat and call that "more efficient". However you still only used 40% of the heat to produce electricity.

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    64. Re: it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 1

      I really like how you turn lack of evidence into proof of your predetermined outcome.

      Is that what you got from my comments? We get a claim that nuclear is "dangerous". I provide a citation that says nuclear is the safest energy source we have good data on, and safer by a wide margin. You want to say we should avoid nuclear anyway because... why? Because we have no good data on wind and solar, so therefore... we just throw out the provably safe history of nuclear power?

      Tell me more about utility scale solar then. Is it cheaper than nuclear? Lower greenhouse gas emissions? What data do you have that makes nuclear look "dangerous", "dirty", or "expensive"?

      I did some quick research on this and I posted it here:
      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      Nuclear, by comparison looks really safe, inexpensive, and "green". Not perfect, of course, since solar and wind have slightly smaller carbon footprints, but being much cheaper and safer would seem to make up for it.

      Tell me, what outcome did you come to? I'm okay with collecting more data on utility solar. While you do that though how about we collect more data on nuclear power too? We can save a lot of lives in the mean time by building more nuclear power plants.

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    65. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you bought really awful CFLs. The cheap ones had slow start times. I never had IR interference. I've mostly switched to LEDs now apart from the outbuildings and attic, and a dimmer circuit that needs to be replaced to work well with LEDs.

    66. Re:it's what's for dinner by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      There are people starving but feeding cattle is much more important. Why? Because red meat is the best health food? It is not. So we are starving people to produce less healthy foods to satisfy our taste buds. Watch the movie "Forks over knives". If one still eats a lot of red meat than their empathy toward the cattle, other people, and themselves should be increased.

    67. Re: it's what's for dinner by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      otherwise get turned to methane anyway.

      No. This is wrong. If it decays or is eaten by most other animals, it will be converted to CO2, not CH4.

    68. Re: it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 1

      That would be relevant if anyone intended to build a nuclear power plant like we did in the 1970s.

      No one is going to tip SCRAM control rods with carbon like at Chernobyl. No new nuclear reactor is going to rely on uninterrupted electrical service to power cooling pumps like Fukushima.

      Every nuclear power plant has had a seismic risk evaluation and people are taking that into account on deciding upgrades or decommissioning. You want to see more old nuclear power plants decommissioned before they self destruct? Then you need to build new nuclear power plants, see carbon output rise from replacing them with coal, or energy prices triple from using unreliable energy like wind and solar.

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    69. Re: it's what's for dinner by Sique · · Score: 1

      I calculated for fun, how much additional electricity a country like Germany would need to generate to power electric cars. It's miniscule compared to the current electricity production. Lets say that cars drive about 10,000 miles per year, and that they get 5 miles per kWh (or that on 20 kWh, they can ride 100 miles). That means a single car will need 2000 kWh per year, and one million cars will use 2 TWh per year. Sounds much? Germany generates about 600 TWh electric energy per year. And it net-exports 50 TWh each year. Just the surplus energy will be sufficient to power 25 millions electric cars, more than half the current fleet.

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    70. Re: it's what's for dinner by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like you've bought the worst CFLs in existence. I've seen real differences by brand. Regardless, you should probably be buying quality LED bulbs these days.

      For toilets, there were really sucky ones back when the standards were first introduced. These days, buy a high rated one and you'll need to flush multiple times less often than the old models. Considering I have one of each in the house, I know.

      If you want a 100 watt infrared heater, buy one. They're still available. Hell, install a radiant heater.

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    71. Re: it's what's for dinner by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, a combustion engine practically can't get above 50% efficiency.
      The limit is actually 42%, Carnot Principle. In reality they are around 19%

      I guess turbochargers don't follow that principle. Mercedes recently broke 50% efficiency for their F1 engine, albeit not in race-like conditions.

      https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/131772/mercedes-engine-hits-remarkable-dyno-target

    72. Re: it's what's for dinner by Kopp · · Score: 1

      exactly, get on your bicycle right away !

    73. Re: it's what's for dinner by dywolf · · Score: 1

      "easy to store barrels"

      that have to be monitored and kept safe for the next 10000 years.
      no thanks.

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    74. Re:it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of crap you emitted. You can also say there are people starving but watering vegetables is much more important. Red meat is a source of protein and it's good for you in moderation. If you had your way, you'd make the rest of us eat government issued food pellets. Of course smart enlightened leftists like yourself still get to eat what they want.

    75. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you can be grateful that nanny-state progressives don't have the power to force you to eat what they think you should eat. If they did, I think your malnourished brain would dissolve and wind up in your digestive tract which is of course adjacent to your ass.

    76. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Progressives ... chopped, pureed, mixed with cow-turds and baked for dessert.

      No thanks. I don't want hepatitis A.

    77. Re:it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people complain about other people eating red meat, the complainers should be turned into Soylent Green to feed the world's hungry.

    78. Re: it's what's for dinner by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it has anything to do with turbocharging.

      Bottom line efficiency means, how much of the heat energy you "create" is converted into useful power (traction).

      However I'm astonished about the significantly "above Carnot" efficiency. I wonder how they actually calculate and how they achieve that.

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    79. Re: it's what's for dinner by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      No one is replacing old nuclear power plants with coal.

      Arguments like that make no sense :D

      No new nuclear reactor is going to rely on uninterrupted electrical service to power cooling pumps like Fukushima.
      Why do you write such nonsense? Fukushima Daishi had ordinary emergency power generators, like every plant. They did not rely on external power. However, perhaps that escaped you, the emergency power generators got flooded. And for some dumb reason no one came to the idea to helicopter a few military units in.

      or energy prices triple from using unreliable energy like wind and solar.
      In your country? All other countries that introduced wind and solar show that they are very reliabel and cost effective.

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    80. Re: it's what's for dinner by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      Reading this comment consumes energy, some of which is contributing to global warming.

      That pales in comparison to the hot air /. generates ;-)

    81. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CH4 + O2 = CO2 + H2O

    82. Re:it's what's for dinner by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      So you're saying I should sell my car and ride a cow to work?

      Bonus that after a couple years I can get a new model and eat the old one. Not so sure my neighbors would appreciate it when the exhaust starts leaking sludge though...

    83. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    84. Re: it's what's for dinner by blindseer · · Score: 1

      No one is replacing old nuclear power plants with coal.

      Germany has done just that.
      https://carboncounter.wordpres...

      France too.
      http://instituteforenergyresea...

      Sadly, so is the USA.
      https://instituteforenergyrese...
      https://www.vox.com/energy-and...

      Or maybe the USA is replacing nuclear with natural gas.
      https://www.forbes.com/sites/j...

      Japan is almost famous for replacing nuclear with coal
      https://www.equaltimes.org/jap...

      In the UK natural gas is replacing coal and nuclear.
      https://arstechnica.com/scienc...

      I just realized I covered 5 of the "Group of Seven" so let's finish this out and see what Canada and Italy are doing.

      Turns out Italy shut down their nuclear a long time ago and relies largely on natural gas.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Looks like Canada is neither closing or building new nuclear, demand growth has been met with natural gas and hydro.
      https://www.vice.com/en_ca/art...

      Also in the above article is mention of Russia, China, and South Korea. More about that here:
      http://www.world-nuclear.org/i...

      So, let's review. France, Germany, Japan, and USA have all built significant numbers of coal plants in the past few years to meet growing demand and to make up for retired nuclear. Canada, UK, USA, and Italy rely heavily on natural gas and are building more capacity, while this might not be replacing nuclear it is another fossil fuel being used instead of wind and solar. China, Russia, and South Korea are actually making significant investments in nuclear to replace fossil fuels, which is still consistent with my claim that one must choose nuclear, fossil fuels, or lights going out.

      Why do you write such nonsense? Fukushima Daishi had ordinary emergency power generators, like every plant. They did not rely on external power. However, perhaps that escaped you, the emergency power generators got flooded. And for some dumb reason no one came to the idea to helicopter a few military units in.

      That's just so much nonsense in one paragraph it's hard to even come up with a reply. Do you really think that no one thought to helicopter in some generators?

      In your country? All other countries that introduced wind and solar show that they are very reliabel and cost effective.

      Oh, you mean like how last year the German government paid wind energy producers to sit idle to prevent damage to the electrical grid?
      http://dailycaller.com/2016/04...

      That doesn't sound very reliable or cost effective. Seriously, do some research before you post. You are looking like a fool.

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    85. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I easily found reasons (rational for the first), so your conclusion that "that is idiotic" is doubtful. I guess from your normative "we" statements that you consider yourself a leader; congratulations for accomplishing your opinion of yourself.

    86. Re:it's what's for dinner by MercTech · · Score: 1

      Since cow farts have zero impact on increasing carbon loading in the atmosphere as they in no way reintroduce primordial carbon sequestered geologically; efforts to breed methane free cows would not be a cost effective thing to do. Now, as a doomsayer method to get a bunch of grant money... spot on!

      The best power factor on electric generators and electric motors is about 28% so a system where electric cars are the main transportation method would require much more power than using internal combustion engines where the source of power is contained in the vehicle instead of at two removes. And, since a huge portion of electricity is generated using fossil fuels, you will find that overall electric cars as they exist today burn more fossil fuel than internal combustion. Want to minimize your transportation carbon footprint? Get a hybrid with diesel generator and run it on biodiesel. Zero added carbon to the environment.

      TANSTAAFL - check the whole story before making decisions.

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    87. Re:it's what's for dinner by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      you will find that overall electric cars as they exist today burn more fossil fuel than internal combustion.

      Only if coal is the main fuel you use to create electricity. Since the use of coal in power plants is dropping precipitously, electric cars are always greener than ICE cars.

      https://thecorrespondent.com/7...

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    88. Re: it's what's for dinner by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      However I'm astonished about the significantly "above Carnot" efficiency. I wonder how they actually calculate and how they achieve that.

      A big part, from what I understand, is Homogeneous charge compression ignition (HCCI) or Turbulet Jet Ignition (TJI). AFAIK Mercedes uses HCCI, while Ferrari (which has the second best engine) uses TJI.

      They certainly have lots of other tricks too.

    89. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fix the spent nuclear fuel storage problem and I'll be on board. Otherwise we're building a deadly stockpile that lives too long a time.

    90. Re: it's what's for dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The usual heuristic is "low hanging fruit". You start with easy stuff and work your way up."

      Anybody study the human methane emissions levels? There HAVE to be far more humans than cattle. What are we doing about our contributions to the problem?

    91. Re: it's what's for dinner by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Yeah since when did science ever get anything right

    92. Re: it's what's for dinner by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      So in your genius worldview there are only two forms of food. Meat and avocados.

    93. Re: it's what's for dinner by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so? Your culinary pleasure is more important than keeping our only habitat healthy? And now you have to resort to generic modification to feed your addiction... What could possibly go wrong?

    94. Re: it's what's for dinner by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Fix the spent nuclear fuel storage problem and I'll be on board. Otherwise we're building a deadly stockpile that lives too long a time.

      Compared to CO2 and other pollutants from coal that somehow no one is regulated to store? And nuclear waste is hardly dangerous after mere 100 years.

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    95. Re: it's what's for dinner by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Germany has not replaced nuclear power plants with coal.
      Nuclear power is more or less completely replaced by wind.
      Keep in mind that half of our reactors are still running.

      I did not check your other links.
      But I seriously doubt anyone is _replacing_ a nuclear plant with a coal plant, except perhaps Japan.

      France, Germany, Japan, and USA have all built significant numbers of coal plants in the past few years to meet growing demand and to make up for retired nuclear.
      That is your interpretation. But it is wrong.

      See: https://1-stromvergleich.com/s...
      Scroll down to: DER DEUTSCHE STROMMIX 2007 â" 2016

      The fraction of coal and lignite is constantly dropping ...

      Sorry, no idea why you always claim things about stuff where you clearly have no clue about.

      *ALL NEW* coal plants in Germany replace old coal plants. They started building them *LONG BEFORE* the exit from nuclear was *AGAIN* decided. (Remember, we originally decided to exit from nuclear power around 2000/2002, but then the Merkel Government extended the runtime of the power plants for another 30 years or so, and finally turned around after Fukushim and proclaimed the exit again)

      Bringing Italy in shows that you really live behind the moon, Italy exited from nuclear power just after Chernobyl, after all it was the first western country hit by the could, due to unusual wind properties. Except for an oversized "research reactor" they never had any notable nuclear power.

      France is shifting to wind and solar. They need a few coal plants for faster reaction to changing demand. Never dug into it, how much coal power they have. Can not be much though.

      In UK there is actually no real change in nuclear power usage, but a massive drop in coal:
      https://www.theguardian.com/bu...

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  3. Easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Since eating cows is entirely unnecessary, stop raising cows for food and cow emissions will eventually be entirely eliminated as there won't be any reason to keep cows.

    1. Re:Easier by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2

      Never heard of milk?

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    2. Re:Easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are tons of whitetail deer where I live, so many that people routinely hit them on the roadways with their vehicles, causing massive dollar losses and even occasionally fatalities. I shoot 2-3 deer every year and it provides all the meat we need for my family. I even try to process the meat myself, although I don't always have time (but I have to make time if the deer was harvested... ermm... outside of the law). If everyone did this, we could solve a lot of the problems this country faces.

    3. Re: Easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your idea is a great one. The problem is that city-dwelling leftist environmentalists whose only exposure to nature was the community playground in the suburb they grew up in would throw a huge shitfit. They might even engage in violence or other destructive acts. They'd do everything possible to derail a beneficial idea like what you propose.

    4. Re:Easier by evought · · Score: 1

      ... The fact is that the only reason we keep cows around is that we eat them/use their milk. If we stopped doing that, which again, we don't have to do, cow emissions go away.

      Um. Sure. To be replaced by fossil-fuel-driven irrigation, pesticide, and erosion-heavy agriculture alone? And are you going to shoot all of the other methane-producing grazing animals on the planet too, or just cows? How much methane will decomposing deer release in the first few years?

      Feed lots are a problem and they produce a lot of methane. Grazing animals, per se, are not the problem. Nor do most grazers produce that much methane on an appropriate forage-heavy diet.

    5. Re:Easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone did it, there would be no deer left, then what would you eat? Your suggestion is only viable for a small percentage of the population.

    6. Re:Easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article was about cow emissions, so that's the scope of my comment. The easiest solution to the cow emission problem is to not breed & raise cows because we don't need to.

    7. Re:Easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think raising environmentalists is unnecessary.

    8. Re:Easier by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      Since eating cows is entirely unnecessary, stop raising cows for food and cow emissions will eventually be entirely eliminated as there won't be any reason to keep cows.

      We need to all switch to pork.

    9. Re:Easier by blindseer · · Score: 1

      BACON!

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  4. Whoa whoa first things first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can we get people to stop putting growth hormone and constant antibiotics into cows, and feed them properly as well?

    1. Re:Whoa whoa first things first by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Can we get people to stop putting growth hormone and constant antibiotics into cows, and feed them properly as well?

      No.

      Is growth hormones in cattle even a thing? I grew up on a farm where we had dairy cattle, pigs, and some beef cattle. I know that the government inspectors would throw a fit if they saw hormones used. Antibiotics we used when dehorning cattle, castrating calves, and when bringing in a new batch of pigs. Unless an animal got really sick they'd get one, maybe two, shots of antibiotics in their life. Far from "constant", since the government requires milk and meat getting tested for antibiotics it's not getting in your food.

      You know something, I got a shot of antibiotics when I got to Army boot camp. I still got sick though. I got another round of antibiotics too, made my skin burn in the sun. Not fun. Turns out the government thinks antibiotics are a good thing, for our cattle and our soldiers.

      Go ahead, write your senator about banning antibiotic use in raising cattle. Maybe you'll get a form letter in response. It's not going to change anything. Antibiotics are a good thing, they keep people from getting sick.

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    2. Re:Whoa whoa first things first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the ideas!

    3. Re:Whoa whoa first things first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the U.S. government should stop treating soldiers like beef cattle

    4. Re: Whoa whoa first things first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antibiotics are now commonly used continuously due to them being a growth promoter. This seems to be having the side effect of leading to resistant strains of bacteria which may also live in humans.

  5. Answer is in the question! What's going on? by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    Can We Reduce Cow Methane Emissions By Breeding Low-Emission Cattle?

    The answer is in the question, isn't it? Bold mime. How did this make it to Slashdot?

  6. Easy - fit them with a Cattle-Itic converter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mooooooo!

    1. Re: Easy - fit them with a Cattle-Itic converter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha why isn't this upvoted?!! +5

    2. Re:Easy - fit them with a Cattle-Itic converter by pakar · · Score: 1

      Lol.. Bad jokes are the best!

  7. Cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cows are yummy

  8. Re: Why TF is this on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is news for nerds, stuff that matters... why are *you* on Slashdot? Fox News might satisfy more your limited interests!

  9. Raise more deer by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tastier, makes better jerky, leaner, can be raised faster/reproduces quicker, requires less space, requires less food, requires less energy.

    Pretty much a full-out win.

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    1. Re:Raise more deer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No way is venison tastier than beef. More flavorful you can have.

      Goats taste just as good as deer, and they don't jump as high, so they're easier to raise. And they can eat practically anything. And hey, they're already the world's most popular meat as a result.

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    2. Re:Raise more deer by blindseer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was just reading yesterday on how Staten Island has a deer problem so they are culling the deer. Now usually one would think this means trapping or shooting the deer but no, that would make sense. What the New York City government is doing is giving the bucks they catch a vasectomy.

      https://www.nytimes.com/2017/0...

      Not even a castration, which would not only be easier but also avoid the rut behavior that puts them at risk of automobile collisions as they travel around the island. They are giving the bucks a vasectomy.

      Don't deer fart too? What of their methane production? Not only that but the reason they want to get rid of the deer on the island is that they are effectively an invasive species spreading disease, causing property damage, and putting people's lives at risk from automobile collisions.

      The inmates are running the asylum in New York City. Those deer should be hunted for their tasty meat and to remove the risks to life and property they cause. But no one wants to vote to kill Bambi, so they spend millions of taxpayer dollars to catch the deer, give them a vasectomy, and then... let them go. That way the deer can die naturally, by getting hit by a truck.

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    3. Re:Raise more deer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Castrating them (since you won't get all the male deer) wouldn't actually much reduce the rate of deer breeding precisely because the castrated males won't rut. Thus the few with intact parts would simply mate with more hinds. If they are castrated then it is entirely possible for the dominant buck to be one firing blanks, with pretty much none of the hinds getting pregnant (some hinds are naughty).

    4. Re:Raise more deer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, but no thanks.

      I'd rather eat soy. (Please don't make me eat soy.)

    5. Re:Raise more deer by hord · · Score: 1

      Raise more? In Texas we had management tags to shoot all the extra ones tearing up the land that didn't get shot during hunting season. Hundreds of them. Every year. They breed like rabbits on oil field land where hunting is restricted.

    6. Re:Raise more deer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just reading yesterday on how Staten Island has a deer problem so they are culling the deer. Now usually one would think this means trapping or shooting the deer but no, that would make sense.

      Maybe if you want to have a deer slaughter, because of some atavistic primal urges that you can't suppress.

       

      What the New York City government is doing is giving the bucks they catch a vasectomy.

      https://www.nytimes.com/2017/0...

      Not even a castration, which would not only be easier but also avoid the rut behavior that puts them at risk of automobile collisions as they travel around the island. They are giving the bucks a vasectomy.

      And all the little hunter blogs are up in arms about that.

      Don't deer fart too? What of their methane production?

      And if the few deer on Staten Island are compared to the millions of cows raised for consumption....

      Not only that but the reason they want to get rid of the deer on the island is that they are effectively an invasive species spreading disease, causing property damage, and putting people's lives at risk from automobile collisions.

      The inmates are running the asylum in New York City. Those deer should be hunted for their tasty meat and to remove the risks to life and property they cause. But no one wants to vote to kill Bambi, so they spend millions of taxpayer dollars to catch the deer, give them a vasectomy, and then... let them go. That way the deer can die naturally, by getting hit by a truck.

      Yawn. You just want them to spend millions so you can have a hunting party instead.

      In realityStaten Island Deer have lower disease, less accidents,a nd fewer risks.

      But don't let facts get in your way. Hunters never do.

    7. Re:Raise more deer by blindseer · · Score: 1

      But don't let facts get in your way. Hunters never do.

      Right, facts. Let's look at the facts. So they have lower disease rates? Not zero though, right? Can a deer that's been killed and taken for meat spread disease? Properly cooked it cannot.

      Fewer auto collisions you say? Not zero. Can a butchered deer cause a collision? I suppose it can fall out of the back of a refrigerated truck and onto the road, but generally a dead buck doesn't bust up any cars.

      Yawn. You just want them to spend millions so you can have a hunting party instead.

      No, I want them to spend thousands, not millions, and just shoot the deer. Properly managed it can become a money maker for the city by selling deer tags for hunters.

      Killing the deer once they've captured it would be cheaper than performing surgery on it and eliminate, not reduce, any future damage it could cause. The outrage is over spending MORE money for LESS effective population management.

      You think it's about getting to hunt the deer? Aren't they hunted now? Catching them is still hunting. The difference is in using a tranquilizer instead of a lethal weapon. This isn't about stopping the hunting. The difference is in that the deer survives the hunt to still cause damage. Oh, and it costs more money.

      Let me ask you something. Would this be tolerated if it wasn't deer? Would we be giving vasectomies to rats? Or dogs? Rats and dogs spread Lyme disease too. A dog attack can be just as deadly as an automotive collision. We wouldn't tolerate this for any other animal so why do we tolerate it for deer?

      So, let's not let facts get in the way. Kill the deer. But people aren't just letting the facts make the decision. Deer are "cute" so we don't want to kill them. Well, deer aren't so cute after they bust up your headlight and bend your bumper.

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    8. Re:Raise more deer by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Goat is much closer to lamb/mutton than venison.

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    9. Re:Raise more deer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Goat is much closer to lamb/mutton than venison.

      The only way I want to eat it is prepared like carnitas, anyway. Or maybe a kebab

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    10. Re:Raise more deer by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Grilled, After marinating in lime juice and mint overnight.

      Young goat, not a old one. Like I say, very like lamb/mutton. (Lamb is much better.)

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  10. 5 years in the future: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Giant cow-emission scandal uncovered, cows had secret genes installed to only give low emissions when under laboratory testing.

  11. Preferred technology by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Cows producing octane.

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  12. I see a problem with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certain German farmers have lied about the emissions of their cows. It is alleged that cows branded with "VW" were given large doses of Pepto-bismol prior to being tested.

  13. Premise of Okja was a low-emission "super pig" by aneroid · · Score: 1

    This was the premise of the movie Okja.

    1. Re:Premise of Okja was a low-emission "super pig" by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Square pigs are better anyway.

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  14. problem is the feed... by sxpert · · Score: 2

    feed them proper grass and neither corn nor soy beans... problem solved

    1. Re:problem is the feed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN!!!!

    2. Re:problem is the feed... by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 2

      Given that about half the arable land in the US is already devoted to livestock and the crops that feed them, and that corn and soy pack a LOT more calories than grass, how much more land are you willing to give up to grow grass to feed livestock? (And what will the damage of that be? Even more forests cut down to grow grass for cows?) I think this war is lost, and people just need to eat less (or no) animal products.

    3. Re:problem is the feed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How many lawns get mowed in this country? There's a lot of arable land doing nothing but growing grass that gets cut, bagged, and sent to the landfill. Eating less meat is a good idea but arable land gets wasted in a multitude of ways. Cattle certainly use land but humans are significantly more "creative" in their wasteful land use activities.

      High calorie is not equivalent to high nutrition or high digestibility. Unprocessed corn and soybeans are not suitable diet for humans or cattle (or sheep, or goats, or deer, etc) hence all the gas. But corn and soy are easier to harvest, store, and export than hay.

    4. Re:problem is the feed... by Whibla · · Score: 1

      feed them proper grass and neither corn nor soy beans... problem solved

      Unfortunately that doesn't solve the problem.

      This, however, might...

    5. Re:problem is the feed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feed them seaweed:

      http://www.nationalgeographic.com/people-and-culture/food/the-plate/2016/11/seaweed-may-be-the-solution-for-burping-cows/
      https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2017/08/can-feeding-seaweed-to-cows-help-fight-climate-change/
      https://foodtank.com/news/2017/06/seaweed-reduce-cow-methane-emission/
      http://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-04-21/seaweed-fed-cows-could-solve-livestock-methane-problems/8460512

    6. Re:problem is the feed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artificial IRS tax subsidies on corn make it cheaper than grass, but at the downside of increasing methane and deadly e-coli. There's a push for feeding cows grass, if only at least the week or so before slaughter, to decrease e-coli contamination in meat.

    7. Re:problem is the feed... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      No. Much 'grass fed' beef is actually downer cattle. Too injured to live in the feedlot, so slaughtered while not ready.

      All beef is 'grass fed', the good stuff also gets grain. Cows die without roughage.

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  15. That's a question for CowboyNeal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask him!

  16. Alternative option: by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 0

    Tax foods based on how much damage making it does to the environment then use that money and undo the damage to the environment. Even if everyone pays out the nose for it, the environment still gets cleaned up and that's the important part.

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    1. Re:Alternative option: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Two problems:

      1) It's a regressive food tax that will hit the poorest people harder than anyone

      2) The tax will unlikely be used for any environmental endeavor and will most likely be used to increase government spending in other areas

      We already know this because gas taxes do exactly the same thing, penalize people for being poor who can't afford the latest automobiles with hybrid or electric drives, and gas taxes get redirected away from infrastructure projects all the time.

      Fail.

    2. Re:Alternative option: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is dumb. This really means you want to let the wealthiest of all people be complete assholes, and support it through their purchases.

    3. Re:Alternative option: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how can you use money do undo the damage? Geo-engineering? Huge co2/methane extractors? Huge air-filters to reduce the pollution in the air?

      Taxation is not the solution since it does not give a good incentive for companies to reduce the emissions... Better to put a limit, that you decrease every year, on how much emissions is allowed for producing X amount of meat, or possibly some formula for X amount of protein/fat/vitamins etc that would cover all types of food-production.. Going over the limit would result in fines.. Going below the limit would allow for higher deductions.
      The emission-amount should cover everything from start to finish, including the transports.

      Solutions could be anything from filtering out co2/methane from the air where they keep the animals to breeding cows that produce less methane/co2 and even speeding up the research for lab-grown meat. But the point is that it would give an incentive for them to do it.. If you just add a tax the consumer has to pay the consumer would just reduce the amount they buy causing a huge hit on an already low-margin industry.

  17. The underlying problem... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lots of these sub-debates on cleanup miss the underlying point:

    We're digging up carbon/methane to get our fuels currently, and that's the net cause of the overall warming.

    Yes, cows produce CO2/Methane from their gut bacteria. Those same bacteria would still produce those same gasses without cows, just with rotting vegetation. Getting rid of cows wouldn't fix the underlying biological systems, from too much carbon in general floating around, and 'fixing' cows doesn't do much about the whole system that cattle is emblematic of.

    The real (environmental) issue with cattle is that we transport everything they eat, and basically everything about them, with vehicles burning fuel dug up from previously sequestered hydrocarbons.

    At every stage, we're pushing the planet VERY QUICKLY back in atmospheric time to a more carbon-heavy atmosphere, trapping more energy over time, and essentially recreating several kinds of mass extinction scenarios, like this one:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    It's cool that we're finding some ways to staunch the flow of some greehouse effects - but unless we're sequestering the carbon in some way, it's still going to cycle back around and have mostly the same effect over time - and we're going to have to work harder to 'fight' those net effects. In other words, we're fighting the symptoms, not the underlying at-large causes.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:The underlying problem... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Yes, cows produce CO2/Methane from their gut bacteria. Those same bacteria would still produce those same gasses without cows, just with rotting vegetation.

      No, the bacteria produce far more CO2 and far less methane.

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  18. Breed the BACTERIA by gurps_npc · · Score: 2

    It's not the cow that is the problem, it's the bacteria.

    Cows are big and take a long time to reproduce - 9 months to give birth, then 7 months to become fertile.

    Bacteria are small, easier to fiddle with their genetics, and can reproduce in minutes.

    Doesn't take a genius to figure out that we should be genetically engineering the Archaea DNA, not the cows. Change the Archaea so that it loves the current cow environment but does not produce methane.

    Makes more sense than changing the cow and hoping the Archaea does not evolve to like the new cows.

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  19. Re: Why TF is this on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought this was a site for IT people to talk about their iPhone.

  20. Hey! What happened to 'lab grown' meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should have our counter top incubators by now!

  21. Add a methane udder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extract the methane at regular intervals and use it.

  22. Dumb question deserves dumb answer by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    How about catalytic converters for cows? Stupid enough?

  23. Utter bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fucking cows are the least of the world's problems when it comes to pollution. I have to think that this is a red herring designed and floated by the *real* polluters of the world to distract attention away from themselves. Huge shocker that it's working, giving the growing idiocracy we currently live in.

  24. Just invent a cow-talytic converter instead! by IHTFISP · · Score: 1

    Problem solved. You're welcome.

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  25. Don't eat meat. Complicated adjustment, healthy. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 0

    Yes, don't eat meat or fish.

    Eating meat causes destruction to the environment due to the many bad effects of raising animals. Two of the many bad effects: 1) Misuse of antibiotics, and 2) Keeping animals extremely close to each other develops new viruses and bacterial diseases.

    Eating fish is causing depopulation of the oceans, with many, many bad and unknown results.

    Links:

    Harmful Environmental Effects Of Livestock Production On The Planet 'Increasingly Serious,' Says Panel (Feb. 22, 2007)

    The Triple Whopper Environmental Impact of Global Meat Production (Dec. 16, 2013) Quote: "Livestock production may have a bigger impact on the planet than anything else."

    How does eating meat harm the environment? (No date.) One of the many interesting ideas: "Raising animals for food consumes more than half of all water used in the U.S. It takes 2,500 gallons of water to produce a pound of meat but only 25 gallons to produce a pound of wheat."

    5 Ways Factory Farming is Killing the Environment (Sept. 16, 2017) The 5: 1) Air Pollution, 2) Deforestation, 3) Water Pollution, 4) Monocultures, 5) Fossil Fuels and Carbon Emissions.

    11 Facts About Factory Farms and the Environment

    I stopped eating meat and fish in 2008. Avoiding eating flesh seems to have contributed to my good health. It is, of course, complicated to make new adjustments to eating habits. Those adjustments were learned during childhood.

  26. Or here's a thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop eating meat for food, and breeding cows for human consumption.
    Problem solved.

  27. Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by pubwvj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Realize that a great deal of this sort of 'news' is propaganda from the Anti-Meat nuts. The UN retracted it's report that falsely blamed agriculture for global warming gasses be it is filled with inaccuracies. Other anti-meat propaganda has come tumbling down on closer inspection.

    Reality: humans produce more methane than cows, human drilling produces far more methane than cows, human transportation is a far larger culprit than cows, the wild ruminants historically produced more methane than cows and engineering cows isn't going to make a lot of difference but it makes good profits and propaganda.

    If you really care about global warming, local and all that then buy from your local pasture based farmers which increases CO2 sequestering and keeps your money in the local economy.

    1. Re:Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you not even make it to the end of the first paragraph?

      Rather than ask people to give up beef, they are trying to design more climate-friendly cattle.

      Where's the anti-meat element?

    2. Re:Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Err - where did you see the UN retract their report? Their report, Livestock's Long Shadow is still totally relevant and hasn't been "retracted": http://www.fao.org/docrep/010/...

      And did you even look at the article? The big chart clearly shows that in the US methane from cows is the second biggest source (25%) after natural gas and petroleum (31%). (And since when is Popular Science 'anti-meat'?)

      It's literally right there in the article, yet you're spouting this nonsense..come on.

    3. Re: Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read through the comments in this discussion. Numerous lefties have suggested not eating meat as the 'solution' to a problem that doesn't even exist.

      And let's suppose that these researchers do develop a cow that's more 'environmentally friendly'. Lefties still won't be happy with the result. They'll still insist that we should never eat meat.

      The problem isn't with meat or cows. The problem is lefties.

    4. Re:Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by pakar · · Score: 2

      Reducing emissions of any kind is a good thing... How to implement it in a good way is a different story..

      Stop feeding cows corn and soy-based feed to start with and that will reduce their emissions a crap-load. (yea, i had to go there :)

      Providing economic incentives for companies that produce goods at lower emission-levels will result in lower emissions and will start a race to produce the most amount of goods with the smallest environmental impact. How to do this on a global market can definitely be tricky, but should be doable with import-taxes or other emission-requirements for imported goods.

    5. Re:Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People love to find any reason to feel good and justify their bad habits. "Support your local economy", when those cows are still going to giant agri-business finishing and slaughter sites, and further down the chain.

      Let me tell you how I addressed this personal dilemma (and my own cognitive dissonance): I don't buy animal products anymore.

      Pretty simple. Show me a study that eating whole-foods plant0-based is *worse* for the environment and/or worse for my health. Keep digging. I'll be here all night.

    6. Re:Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When big corporations like monsanto develop cows that don't fart methane they'll patent it which will increase the cost of food and lock producers into their genetics like soy, corn, etcetera.......

      Yes the long shadow was retracted but the nut cases still love to cite that un study and hate to admit the errors in that report.......

    7. Re:Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      What does it say about you when you consider people who don't support murder on holocaust scales to be "nuts"? I say the people who would destroy their own habitat and effect suffering on massive scales in order to feed their addiction are the nuts.

    8. Re:Watch out for Anti-Meat Propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out! You could be convinced!!!

  28. Better to eat progressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about the bulk of low-quality shit dealt-out by USA progressive shills. False news, warmist tripe, polysci agitprop and smarmy mangles; not worth the methane it's wrapped in ... eh hoser? What if we replace all that crap solid & gas by an inert passive component ... say concrete sludge or wet volcanic ash. Slow da flow one observes; shrill voices quiet. Toxic waste product might be stored in one 300 mile-long trench dug into the Texas hill country or in cement foundaries grown into downtown Manhattan, Hollywood, Seattle and San Fran. Just think how clear bicycle-lanes would become.

  29. I love how these conversations go.. by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    "Cows emit a LOT of methane, so we need to stop eating them."

    (Rationale that it's not that bad, there are bigger sources of methane, etc, etc..)

    "Cows emit a LOT of methane, so we need to genetically engineer them."

    (Agreement methane from cows is a problem, we can change the cows, which all funnels into something that makes a lot more money, unlike people eating fewer or no cow products.)

  30. Re:Don't eat meat. Complicated adjustment, healthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    .... Don't even know where to start...

    Eating meat or animal-based products does not cause harm to the environment... Mass-producing livestock in a factory-environment does. Eating fish does not depopulate the oceans.. Over-fishing does..
    I do agree that antibiotics misuse, to make animals grow faster, has grown to become a huge problem. But the current use could be banned and requirements on no detectable antibiotics allowed in meat meant for consumption. (Ie only allow for treatment of animals with infections and make clear rules about how animals are allowed to be grown)

    Eating a vegan diet actually causes harm to the environment due to the amount you need to eat to get all the nutrients we need, especially for growing children. If you on the other hand eat a balanced diet where you just reduce the amount of animal products, that cause the most harm, you could reduce your footprint while at the same time getting everything you need in a more environmentally friendly way. Eggs is a great way to get almost everything you need, and you don't need that many either..

    One possible source of high-quality protein with a low environmental impact could be insects.. And no, you don't need to go out and catch crickets and eat them raw... They (as in random insects) can be processed into protein powder that you can use as a supplement.

  31. More stickers?! by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

    Isn't it bad enough that half the packaging of stuff I buy is full of "no-gmo" "100% organic" "100% real ingredients" "blahblahblah"? Now I need a "Cut from LEB (Low Emission Breed) Cattle"?

    Sheesh!

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  32. Wife Sez "Can We Reduce Husband Methane Emissions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems to be of more pressing importance to my SO, expecially since a NK nuke apparently went off between the bedsheets early this morning before I awoke. She's mumbling about "carbon emission-reducing plugs" or some such...

  33. Reducing greenhouse gasses, by the numbers by blindseer · · Score: 1

    Construction Costs:
    Nuclear: $14 billion (Vogtle units 3 & 4) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    Solar: $2.2 billion (Ivanpah Solar Power Facility) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    Wind: $1.5 million (typical 1 megawatt windmill in USA) https://emp.lbl.gov/sites/all/...

    Power produced:
    Nuclear: 2 GW (2 units x 1.2 gigawatts each x 0.85 expected capacity factor)
    Solar: 80 MW (400 MW capacity x 0.2 measured capacity factor)
    Wind: 0.33 MW (1 MW x 0.33 typical measured capacity factor)

    Expected Operational Lifespan:
    Nuclear: 60 years
    Solar: 25 years
    Wind: 20 years

    CO2 emissions: https://web.archive.org/web/20...
    Nuclear: 60 g/kWh
    Solar: 40 g/kWh
    Wind: 21 g/kWh

    Someone check my math but this is what I came up with. Wind produces 1/3rd the CO2 of nuclear but costs twice as much. Solar produces 2/3rds the CO2 but costs *TEN TIMES* as much. I'm taking into account installed capacity, operational lifespan, and capacity factor. You can take into account things like cleanup costs after the power plant is retired, lifetime operational costs, etc. Some people just love to point out the extreme costs of building a nuclear power plant but if the actual potential for producing power is taken into account it looks real cheap.

    Trying to find actual historical costs of energy of these energy sources has been difficult. Lots of people like to "estimate", "project", or just plain leave things out of their study. A study by what people might assume to be biased pro-nuclear shows electricity costs around the world: https://www.oecd-nea.org/ndd/p... It shows solar to be quite expensive compared to anything else in the study.

    By my estimates wind and nuclear really win out here. Solar might look marginally better than nuclear for reducing CO2 but the costs are just outrageous.

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  34. like a drop in the ocean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The amount of methane and CO2 produced by the oceans is several orders of magnitude higher than the CO2 from cars polluting our atmosphere, never mind methane from cow farts.
    This "cows are responsible for global warming" argument is completely retarded.
    Also if you ever travel to the Middle East visit their oil/gas producing fields and notice how many furnaces are burning CONTINUOUSLY at the sites where gas/oil was captured, some have been burning like this for dozens of years. Nobody will ever be able to estimate how much those fields are polluting, but their area is always clouded by smoke.
    People are incredibly naive and idiotic to blame cows for global warming.

  35. Too many humans & economics depend on growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Earths resources are finite, we need to manage our populations or nature will and it won't be pleasant.

    Climate science relies too much on statistical models. Climate science degrees need to include advanced engineering thermodynamics subjects.

    Can climate scientists explain why Venus with its runaway greenhouse effect has polar atmospheric temperatures much colder than earth? Why isn't the CO2 blanket keeping Venus poles warm? Where's the back radiation?

  36. Re:Too many humans & economics depend on growt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More importantly we need to stop producing petroleum based clothing, which pollute the worlds oceans with microplastics. Ony buy clothes with natural fibres.

    We need to stop chasing the climate change rainbow and focus our resources on the most effective measures first.

    I drive a hybrid and wear only natural fibres. What are you doing?

  37. Re: Why TF is this on Slashdot? by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, it's more a site for mocking people like that, but I take your meaning. But no, science stories have been a staple of the site for the past ten years; maybe less so in the early days.

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  38. Re:it's what's for dinner - Bison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is good thing Buffalo Bill killed all the prairie bison. Just think how much methane gas was eliminated - he saved the planet!

  39. Meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it makes meat better then that would be the main reason to do it. Who cares about emissions. Do people still believe in global warming?

  40. Healthy system better than a healthy element... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You put the cows where the soil or rain won't support trees nor row crops.
    The soil improves while binding carbon and slowing water when you move the cows like predators and vegetation regrowth cycles moved bison and wildebeest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgmssrVInP0

    Now it all goes to hell when you truck in the grain of shallow rooted annuals to herd animals in non-moving confinement, and concentrate so much waste you have to have a primitive sewage plant to manage the feces.

    And we won't go into under funding slaughter house inspections to the point there are only giant ones that create nasty liquid waste that's perfect for contaminating ground water and working people so hard the get repetitive strain injuries and exhaustion induced injury.

  41. Go vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or we could stop eating cancer causing filth!

  42. go directly to electric cattle by kiviQr · · Score: 1

    skip natural gas go directly to electric cattle!

    1. Re:go directly to electric cattle by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Excellent idea! All we need now are some electric horsemen to herd them to market. Someone call Robert Redford!

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  43. cheaper to raise cattle, and improve the quality?? by lindseyp · · Score: 1

    FTFS: "Breeding low-emission cattle would also make it cheaper to raise cattle -- and improve the quality of meat."

    What the hell does the cost or quality have to do with how much methane they emit?

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  44. Feed cattle some seaweed for 99% less methane by anadem · · Score: 2

    This Australian study: https://researchonline.jcu.edu... found that adding seaweed to the diet of cattle reduced their methane emissions by up to 99%. That seems a lot simpler and faster than breeding for reduced methane; in any case the special breeds probably wouldn't have 99% reduction. Let's do both.

  45. Damnit, shoulda read the whole article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last several hours I've been spending trying to make the cows into hybrids by shoving every battery I could find up their asses have been for nothing as it turns out; I'm literally covered in bullshit and the bovines are NOT happy about this either. I just got so excited when I saw "low emissions cattle" that I just HAD to have one for myself... Thought it'd be cheaper this way, but... I probably should have at least paused to find gloves.

    On the plus side, I don't have to worry about recycling all those batteries, now... I'm sure they'll eventually find their way out.

  46. Re: Why TF is this on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey I know, the Anonymous@popsci can open his mouth and we can use if for a bathroom after having a nasty el nino bean ordeal

  47. Re: Why TF is this on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a viral video dude on YT touting the FUN he has with mercury and toilets. Maybe what anonymous@popsci needs is to play with some mercury.

  48. Methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We need to stop vegatarian and vegan humans. They contribute too much to the methane exhaust of the world.

  49. Or... help people consume less meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever humans go to "help" nature we frankly all of the times make things worse for everyone really really bad.

  50. I thought we had a solution... by sTERNKERN · · Score: 1

    We had an article pointing out there is a right amount of sea weed they can add to reduce the methane discharge to a minimal level.. what about that one?

  51. Can we reduce workforce demands by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    ... by breeding low-expectation, low-testosterone worker units? In my factories, some of the current models have expressed belief in reduced work hours, increased health benefits, citizen rights and (believe it or not) unionization. My sales contract says that the current iteration (LaborUnits Ltd version 27) is -7 on the Puzder scale for organizational involvement and -12 for cognitive independence. Societal distrust is +22 nominal with +-9 modulation via internet perception. Some units have become real pains-in-the-ass. Almost human. I've had to neutralize over a dozen in the past 2 years. A real waste of training dollars.

    Breeding L/E, L/T workers would also make them cheaper to raise -- and improve the quality of the meat once they reached end of useful life.

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  52. Mr Anti-Meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, call me what you want, but you're an ignoramus.
    You suggest that if we "really care", then we should buy from local pasture-based farmers.
    The VAST majority of meat in your OWN town is consumed in burgers and dogs, restaurants and street vendors.
    None of these meat-eaters have the choice to read a supermarket label and pick the "ethical" choice as you suggest.
    How the FUCK are we supposed to confirm or select "local, pasture-based" meat?
    Huh?
    How?
    Reality: the LESS meat we eat, the LESS environmental destruction we cause.
    Not much to argue about that, is there?
    The only reason MacD improved their nuggets in the UK was because it was PROVED that they used gristle and skin and what else.
    They had to be shamed into conformance with public health expectations, and the majority of meat resellers couldn't give a fuck about origin.
    They want to make money.
    You can disparage me or anyone else as "anti-meat", and I'll just call you Mr Simple Sausage in return.

    Watch our for Pro-Meat Propaganda !!!!! :)

  53. Re: Don't eat meat. Complicated adjustment, health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overfishing doesn't occur without demand for the product.

  54. Will this be a long term solution? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Will this be a long term solution? Or will the methane-producing bacteria just adapt to the new cattle?

    1. Re:Will this be a long term solution? by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Every single thing humans do backfires and hurts the planet, so I'm going with "no and yes" on that one.

  55. Great science piece, really makes you think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Really hope the whole "genetically modify an animal to help support humanity's rampant lust for it's flesh" thing expands into miniaturizing these big guys, I'd like to net me a job in a slaughterhouse because all those PETA stories about workers secretly stomping on caged chickens or forcefeeding deer has me chomping at the bit to try axe-kicking the every loving shit out of a cow but right now the only two things keeping me from achieving that dream are the fact that, despite the muscle-atrophying cramped living conditions and high weight gain/low nutrient food-like pulp these beasts are fed, I'm still pretty certain a full-size bovine could trample me to death without batting an eyelid and, secondly, Big Slaughter likes to keep outliers like me out of their fold and reserves any and all new openings for their Illuminati free mason buddies but at least tearing apart a cow's genetic makeup to better suit our rampant capitalism-fueled hyper consumerism might help fix my first issue, and before any of you get any clever ideas no, a calf is NOT a "small cow", I can't axe-kick a calf that's just fucked up, it'd be like smashing in the skull of a toddler and that's just not fair, I'm looking to simply engage in hand-to-hand combat with an animal at it's PRIME - after genetic science has ensured it's specie's average prime state is about 80% smaller and weaker than it is now.

    With any luck this also means we'll eventually be able to genetically alter the amount of hormones cows produce so I can get my FEMA-approved dose of violence-suppressing estrogen directly from my steak and they can stop spiking the tap water supply with it, but that's just off-in-the-distance crazy wishful thinking.

  56. Re:cheaper to raise cattle, and improve the qualit by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Less methane means they're utilizing more of the energy from the feed. Less feed = cheaper. Improved meat quality is harder to assess, but might amount to paying more attention to those factors while reducing methane.

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  57. Best way to fight climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reducing the world population is the best way to fight climate change and the US Army knows already about it. That's why Donald Trump finds Paris Agreement useless. The US is on the right way as always, conflict will raise in every corner in the world except US to reduce World population and consequently cows, cars and every human action on the climate.

  58. Hacked emissions test again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just so long as they haven't been altered to clench their buttocks while being emission tested!

  59. Okay, that's cool ... by Rambo+Tribble · · Score: 1

    ... but wouldn't it be quicker to just put pilot lights on their butts?

  60. Electric of Hybrid Cow by cstacy · · Score: 1

    Can We Reduce Cow Methane Emissions By Breeding Low-Emission Cattle?

    Do androids dream of electric sheep?
    That was a thought that was rather deep
    But now we want some eco-friendly cattle
    Can we bio-engineer our favorite chattel?
    A high methanogen count will the climate force
    Farting our way to global warming remorse
    But if we can't electrify our grade-A chow
    How now do we get a hybrid cow?

  61. Cattle-ytic converter by Photonmaker · · Score: 1

    Problem solved. Now we just need someone to install the things.

  62. Wait Methane is ruining my meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Breeding low-emission cattle would also make it cheaper to raise cattle -- and improve the quality of meat.

    Time to plug cows butthole

  63. Details? by kenh · · Score: 1

    Breeding low-emission cattle would also make it cheaper to raise cattle -- and improve the quality of meat.

    Exactly how does cow flatulence make it more expensive to raise cattle, such that low-emission cows would be "cheaper to raise"?

    Exactly how do low-emission cows beef "improve the quality of meat"?

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  64. The Problem Is Our Attitude About The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We keep thinking cow farts are a problem. They are the solution!

    He's what we do. Get a breed of cow that absolutely farts up a storm, a veritable fart tornado if you will. Now attach a suction hose to the back end of that bad boy/girl, build a car around it, and voila! You have a methane powered cowcar!

    It has been done before (sort of...).

    http://www.robertsarmory.com/gas.htm

    1. Re:The Problem Is Our Attitude About The Problem by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      PBR, hardboiled eggs and garlic for dinner. Cut out the 'middle cow'.

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  65. Deer do fart in the woods... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErflxFDf6eQ

    and so do a bunch of other animals... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlcM3QLmlFg

  66. Electric Cows Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's time to switch to hybrid and all-electric plug-in cows. In fact, Volvo dairies has already announced it will do this by 2050, when all current executives and promises are long forgotten. Electric cows are extremely efficient; for example, running one takes only about 1 horsepower.

  67. Morons and cow emissions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can any of the global warming/ climate change talk about cow emissions without choking?

    Remember way back when: only 150 years ago - there were millions of buffalo eating grass and farting.

    So using the moronic model that cows are responsible for our global warming, how do these morons explain why our carbon footprint way back then didn't fry us?

    I get such a kick out of Morons who talk about Cow flatulence, why didn't our planet die from carbon exposure, when the Buffalo had been here for thousands of years .. eating grass and farting?

    The idiots who talk about Cow flatulence, just prove the scientific nonsense that they spout.

    How did our ancestors ever live in a world with millions of Buffalo farts?

    These climate change idiots are hilarious! Monty Python would have a field day with You climate change morons.

  68. or you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just eat LESS damn meat and start eating more balanced (and also get yourself off the sugary drugs while you're at it)

  69. Cows vs Environment by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    While the methane is an issue, there is plenty of research showing that grazing improves the soil, reduces drought, and is an net reduction to climate change. I can't find it at the moment, but recall seeing experiments done in Africa and Texas...and this wasn't some beef industry propaganda. Now I'm going to have to go find the sources again.

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  70. If only... by fedos · · Score: 1

    If only we had a technology that allowed us to directly insert or modify genes in an organism. Some way to engineer the organism's genetics.