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Microsoft Surface Book 2 Puts Desktop Brains in a Laptop Body (wired.com)

David Pierce, writing for Wired: As Microsoft went to create the Surface Book 2, the company once again tried to bust categories. The result is the most combinatory device Microsoft's made yet. It's a laptop (screens measure 13 or 15 inches; there's a keyboard and trackpad) -- and it's also a tablet (the screen detaches, you can use a pen, everything's touch-friendly), and it's also a desktop. A stupendously powerful one, at that: It runs on Intel's new eighth-generation quad-core processors, in either a Core i5 or Core i7 version. The higher-end models come with Nvidia's GeForce discrete graphics, up to 16 gigs of RAM, and as much as 1 terabyte of solid storage. All that in a fanless body that gets up to 17 hours of battery life, and weighs about 3.5 pounds for the smaller model or 4.2 pounds for the larger. What does all that mean? Microsoft claims the smaller model is three times more powerful than the last Surface Book, and the 15-inch runs five times as fast. Those are meaningless comparisons, but the point holds. This thing screams. More useful are the comparisons to Apple's latest MacBook Pros: Microsoft claims up to 70 percent more battery life, and double the performance of Apple's laptops.

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  1. Desktop, from what year? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My current desktop has 2 Xeons in it and room for 256GB of RAM. Mobile is always playing catch up. So while this may have an 'i7' and compete fine with older desktops in engineering we've just taken that to mean we get that much faster desktops.

    1. Re:Desktop, from what year? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Normal/average/whatever-you-want-to-call it desktop users don't have Xeon processors nor 256GB of RAM.

      Heck, my Mac mini has half as much in SSD storage as you have in RAM.

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    2. Re:Desktop, from what year? by bravecanadian · · Score: 1

      My current desktop has 2 Xeons in it and room for 256GB of RAM. Mobile is always playing catch up. So while this may have an 'i7' and compete fine with older desktops in engineering we've just taken that to mean we get that much faster desktops.

      Either you're an extreme edge case, or you're wasting a lot of hardware. Congratulations.

    3. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a criemer account what did you expect?

    4. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's considered a workstation, not a generic desktop. And no one like a braggart.

    5. Re:Desktop, from what year? by spire3661 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The age of the 'average user desktop' is over. We are moving into the 'Workstation' era.

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    6. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Scarred+Intellect · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same, then I read where it's from: Wired. Of course, the review makes sense now.

    7. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's awesome that HP still has PS/2 ports on their machines.

    8. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My current desktop has 2 Xeons in it and room for 256GB of RAM. Mobile is always playing catch up. So while this may have an 'i7' and compete fine with older desktops in engineering we've just taken that to mean we get that much faster desktops.

      Your statement just makes you look like an asshole. The 8th gen processor in the Surface Book 2 is significantly faster than two year Xeons, and you're a douche for trying to play that down.

    9. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by "desktop" you naturally and reasonably assumed the article was referring to machines like your absolute fscking beast of a desktop? When you hear hoof-beats do you immediately assume "ooh...could be quaggas"?

    10. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 6+ year old _laptop_ has 1TB of disk space, 16gb of memory, an i7 8-core processor (2.3 I think), a 17" screen and when I ultimately replace my battery every 3 years I get 6.5 hours of heavy use out of it. All of that for only $1300 (in 2011 dollars.)

      I haven't replaced my laptop since because I haven't found one that comes close to competing with the specs or price (and because thankfully this baby keeps on ticking.) If I ever come close to running out of disk space I have a second internal drive bay that is empty so I could jump to 2TB if I wanted. I'd even be willing to drop to a 15" screen for the right specs/price combo, but I strongly prefer a 17" screen for development.

      When laptops start exceeding even the "laptop brains" of a technological millennia ago I'll consider a new one. I'd even be willing to spend ~$1k more than I did on my current laptop. I suspect in another 6 years the market will be close enough to justifying an upgrade.

    11. Re:Desktop, from what year? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

      Everyone is criemer except for you.

    12. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they say "average desktop" they mean for people with girlfriends/wives and that don't have crippling social disorders.

    13. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It 111010101010 is a different Slashdot wanker (to a much lesser degree of wanker-ness). Creimer wouldn't be able to afford an expensive computer.

    14. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely. I was not being sarcastic. Better to have the option and not use it than to have peripherals you love needing hokey dongles to even have a change to work.

    15. Re:Desktop, from what year? by torkus · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The 'average' user doesn't even HAVE a desktop anymore. The closest would be an iMac or similar AIO but even that's a strong minority compared to laptops (and tablets/phones).

      I still don't think the 'average *desktop* user' has anywhere near dual Xeon and 256GB of Ram.

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    16. Re:Desktop, from what year? by torkus · · Score: 1

      You don't work for 'most companies' I see :)

      You're not wrong in your point, but the actual implementation in most large companies is not as you describe.

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    17. Re:Desktop, from what year? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 0

      Both companies I've worked for were large Fortune 200 engineering firms. I personally use Matlab/Simulink. But the CAD guys got the same basic work station with a better CAD GPU.

    18. Re:Desktop, from what year? by DamnRogue · · Score: 1

      Don't forget gamers. Mobile gaming is still heavily performance capped and a comparatively bad value.

    19. Re:Desktop, from what year? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Wrong wanker.

    20. Re:Desktop, from what year? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      But even gamers don't have Xeons or 256GB RAM, though.

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    21. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On Slashdot, every wanker is creimer.

    22. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming it's not intermittent and nobody cracked it over your thick skull.

    23. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ya they do, most of the high end gaming rigs using extreme edition cpus are derived from the xeon silicon/lineup

    24. Re:Desktop, from what year? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      "Most" of the "high end" gaming rigs is not the majority of gamers.

      I have an Celeron G1840 (2.80 GHz), 8GB RAM and a GTX650 and I count myself as a gamer.

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    25. Re:Desktop, from what year? by dprimary · · Score: 1

      Desktops from 2010 apparently. Not much progress from my 2012 Macbook Pro i7, 16GB of RAM, 1TB SSD, 1TB spinning disk, 8 hours battery life (while running a Windows VM). GPU power is about the only progress in laptops in the last 5 years.

    26. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris what's with you and herding with other lolcows today? Do you think you can comment on their threads and 00030303003033 will catch downvotes for you? Cause it's not happening he's not nearly as stupid as you are.

    27. Re: Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On soviet slashdot, creimer wanks you!

    28. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know this article was comparing peni* sizes.

    29. Re:Desktop, from what year? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      My current desktop has 2 Xeons in it and room for 256GB of RAM.

      Out of curiosity, how quiet is that - in a home setting? I'm looking for something, more preferably with disk/power redundancy, to serve VMs either via Linux or VMWare. I had been looking at older, less expensive, systems like Dell PowerEdge T### systems from places like Server Monkey.

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    30. Re:Desktop, from what year? by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      While a dual Xeon 256GB machine is not the "standard" desktop, nor even the "standard" workstation (maybe the dual CPU part), it is definitely worth pointing out that you can fit way more metal into a box, more practically than before.

      But also- the summary is a lie. Here's Microsoft's page for the Surface Book 2, which the summary touts as "desktop brains":

      https://www.microsoft.com/en-u...

      Their most powerful option- the 15 inch, with 1 TB storage, 16 GB RAM, and a 3,300 dollar price tag- offers "i7 quad core" and "GTX 1060". nvidia has been engaging in a new type of shenanigans with their mobile cards, implying that they are the same as desktop cards- and of course, they are not. Arguably, they are shafting their desktop users by even making them close. Meanwhile "i7 quad core" applies to the i7-8650U, I think:

      https://www.cpubenchmark.net/c...

      What's the "i7" desktop equivalent? Well, it's got 6 cores, and I think:

      https://www.cpubenchmark.net/c...

      With like triple the whatever-goodness-numbers is appropriate.

      Anyway, the takeaway is that the 3000+ version of this thing uses a laptop CPU that isn't really close to its desktop equivalent, and nowhere near close to what you can shove into a desktop, and a mobile version of a card that is close to, but not surpassing, the desktop version.

    31. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia penis compares your size!

    32. Re:Desktop, from what year? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      My current laptop benchmarks better than that and it's from 2012.

    33. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Gussington · · Score: 1

      The age of the 'average user desktop' is over. We are moving into the 'Workstation' era.

      Actually more people are moving the other way, desktop to laptop/tablet/phone...

    34. Re: Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I have 2 Xeon procs and 32 GB RAM...hums along at about 40% usage of 12 non-ht procs...love it!!! Paid $300 for a circa 2010 work station, and I think that once people can really harness the power through personal Ai or whatever using a phone will just drain the battery...or invite some really cool services.

    35. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That hasn't been true for a long time. Not only do many laptops come with powerful discrete GPUs (modern laptop GPUs are just as good or better than the desktop equivalents) on swappable MXMs, but any laptop with Thunderbolt 3 can be connected to an external PCIe expansion box with whatever full size GPU you want.

    36. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you're comparing a full mobile CPU to an ultraportable CPU.

    37. Re: Desktop, from what year? by silverdirk · · Score: 1

      Not just bios, PS/2 supports "full n-key rollover" which is important to gamers. In other words, PS/2 sends a press code and then a release code on keydown and keyup events. The USB keyboard standard screwed this up by having each packet list the keys currently pressed, and when a key disappears from the next packet it means it was released. The packet only holds 6 keys, so a person with 10 fingers can easily overrun it, which masks a key press. The special expensive n-key rollover usb keyboards supposedly work by attaching as multiple keyboard devices.

      Also there's the bit about polling vs. interrupts. PS/2 can supposedly get the key code delivered faster since it doesn't wait on other devices for a turn to speak.

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    38. Re:Desktop, from what year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iirc at least some imacs and other aios jusr used u series parts

  2. Which Processors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is just too much marketing double-talk out there (by everyone, not just Microsoft).

  3. Cost? by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft claims up to 70 percent more battery life, and double the performance of Apple's laptops."

    That's great. How much? The article claims $1500 for the "base model" whatever that is. Is that one going to be twice as fast as an equivalent MacBook?

    Also, how long after it's release are the inevitable hardware bugs are worked out?

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    1. Re:Cost? by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

      That's great. How much? The article claims $1500 for the "base model" whatever that is.

      Indeed, I suspect the 15" model with a high end i7 with 16 GB RAM, discrete graphics and 1 TB SSD might cost a tad more. Just look at the difference in price between the cheapeat and most expensive current Surface Books.

    2. Re:Cost? by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 2

      Yeah its going to cost a bloody fortune and thus not sell very well at all. MS really really doesn't understand their customers.

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    3. Re:Cost? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, they might double the performance but Microsoft has a long way to go before it even approaches build quality or customer care. Of the 5 surfaces and 3 Surface Books we've purchased, two of the Surfaces are still working. None of the Books.

      Trying to get a warranty service from MS is like Time Tunneling back to the '90's and dealing with Dell. Unenglish, unorganized, unhelpful.

      Although I really liked my Surface Book for the entire month it worked, we've dropped Microsoft hardware entirely at this point. Details matter, it's not just 'innovation'.

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    4. Re: Cost? by fubarrr · · Score: 2

      17H standby time with 60kw/h battery and 22w TDP CPU? Not gonna happen, Satya should learn math

    5. Re:Cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geek code? How 1993 of you.

    6. Re: Cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a 60 kWh battery and a 22 W CPU you could last about 3000h or nearly 2 years at 8h/day. Now I long for this kind of battery in a portable format.

    7. Re:Cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had to go through 2 surface books. But the warranty process is simple. In each case, I simply went to a Microsoft Store and they gave me a new one.

    8. Re: Cost? by zlives · · Score: 1

      mine lasts forever as long as i keep it plugged in to the wall...

  4. Faster than what? by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Faster than a macbook air 13" with intel's ultra slow high efficiency processor or faster than the high end mac book pro with the hex core, and 2 graphics cards. NOT. Even the new Iphone from apple is faster than the slow mac book (not making that up). On the other hand MS tablet actually weighs more than the entire laptop from apple.

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    1. Re: Faster than what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably has ports, too. Ish!

    2. Re:Faster than what? by Ensign_Expendable · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'll wait for Geekbench scores to show up before I decide which is faster.

    3. Re:Faster than what? by Algan · · Score: 1

      Where did you find that magical mac book pro with hex core? I'd buy one right now, but as far as I can tell a loaded up mbp still sports a 4 core processor.

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    4. Re:Faster than what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      typo

    5. Re:Faster than what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's a quad, plus the ARM core that drives the touch bar. That pretty much rounds it up to 6 if you don't like odd numbers!

  5. I'm interested by llZENll · · Score: 1

    Finally a compelling reason to perhaps ditch my 7 year old PC. The huge drawbacks of non replaceable battery and storage give me pause, but the mobile factor and managing one system may win over.

    1. Re:I'm interested by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      If it’s replacing a PC, why does the battery matter?

    2. Re:I'm interested by torkus · · Score: 1

      If you're replacing a 7 year old PC then pretty much any decent laptop is faster.

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    3. Re:I'm interested by tepples · · Score: 1

      One computer would replace two: a desktop and a laptop. The clue is "managing one system".

    4. Re:I'm interested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the desktop. I have a 2010 era dual X5670, i.e. 12 cores/24 threads + 128GB of RAM.

  6. Good but expensive by Kjella · · Score: 3, Informative

    The 15" version reportedly starts at $2499, maybe if it's my company paying but not me. It makes my gaming PC - which in itself is a giant money sink - seem like a good investment. Unless you're actually making money with it, real money.

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    1. Re:Good but expensive by ArhcAngel · · Score: 0

      Unless you're actually making money with it,

      You could be mining cryptocurrency. As long as the amount you mine is more than your electric bill...WIN

      real money.

      OH, you mean like the slips of paper that some government has given an arbitrary value that we just trust?

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    2. Re:Good but expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money that usually doesn't inflate and deflate 30% in a day.

    3. Re:Good but expensive by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      So you are saying you prefer cryptocurrency.

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  7. "went to create"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As Microsoft went to create" Who talks like that? Oh, it's Wired...

  8. But does it run Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The direction Microsoft has taken with Linux points to a direction where they could perhaps create hardware which would run some Linux distros nicely.

  9. That's nothing by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple's innovation is impossible to beat. Witness the specifications of the new low-end 2017 MacBook Air:
    - 5th-generation Intel Broadwell processor, your choice of dual-core or dual-core processor
    - Your choice of 8GB of 1600MHz LPDDR3 or 8GB of 1600MHz LPDDR3
    - Impossibly-large-to-fill 128GB SSD storage
    - Low-resolution twisted nematic (TN) display (patented in the 1970's)
    - "only" USD$999

    I have to agree with Apple on this one, it takes courage to still ask that much money for ancient technology.

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    1. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are we posting Apple hate when this story is about a MICROSOFT product that costs $500 more and is almost the same? Seems we reach pretty far to hate on Apple when nobody else is any better.

    2. Re:That's nothing by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      $200 to go 512GB storage and no way to up the ram

    3. Re:That's nothing by GabeGhearing · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apple hasn't updated the MacBook Air for a couple years (e.g. MacBookAir7,2 is the current model and came out in 2015). Apple isn't good about lowering the price as stuff ages.

    4. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IF ONLY other companies would refrain from copying ALL of Apple's brainfarts like...
      - no ports
      - no minijack
      - glued-in non replaceable battery
      - extreme prices
      - ancient tech
      - small batteries

      Apple fans seem to be unaware of the damage that Apple does...

      THIS is the reason people hate Apple... if only competitors would STOP letting themselves be affected, then non-Apple users could ignore Apple and have less reason to hate Apple and their followers...

      Then we could go back to just feeling pity for them!!

    5. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm writing this on a Windows computer at work, and honestly I would still get the Air because fuck having to use Windows. Maybe an Air should be $700, but it's worth the extra money to me just to not have to use such a shitty OS.

    6. Re:That's nothing by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      It's getting easier and easier to hate on Apple, especially for Apple users like me.

      As for Microsoft? Windows is used to run games on my PC.

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    7. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put an IPS display on the Air, up the RAM to 16GB, upgrade the CPU to the latest generation, lower the price by 30%.

    8. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realistically that would be a better computer than any Windows equivalent.

    9. Re:That's nothing by jdschulteis · · Score: 1

      $200 to go 512GB storage and no way to up the ram

      Thin is in--get used to the idea of non-upgradeable computers.

    10. Re: That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah everyone hates Apple. Thatâ(TM)s why they are running ALL OTHER TECH COMPANIES INTO THE GROUND. See $200 plus billion in holdings.

      Yeah, you hating Apple CLEARLY does not mean that every one does. Take your small Penis home.

  10. Anyone know for sure by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can you totally get rid of Windows and install Linux natively on these?

    1. Re:Anyone know for sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only if you're a communist.

    2. Re:Anyone know for sure by boudie2 · · Score: 2

      Now that Microsoft has joined the Linux Foundation and claims to support Linux they should offer it pre-installed as Dell does on their XPS 13. Shouldn't they?

    3. Re:Anyone know for sure by PoiBoy · · Score: 2

      I tried installing a few different versions (Fedora, Gentoo) on my old Surface Pro 1. Getting things like the pen, suspend and resume, the volume buttons, etc. to work properly proved to be too difficult -- things I'd found online for making regular laptops behave didn't seem to work. I use it in my workshop as a PC replacement, but using it as a 2-in-1 laptop/tablet doesn't seem possible with linux.

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    4. Re:Anyone know for sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want Linux, buy an Android tablet, don't troll here. The beauty of Windows is that it has a HUGE amount of software. The total about of Free and Proprietary software available for Windows is so massive it completely blows Linux out of the water and turns it into a sad mockery of itself.

    5. Re: Anyone know for sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try harder next time. That troll was super weak bruh!!!

    6. Re:Anyone know for sure by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> don't troll here.

      I'm actually not trolling. A little sensitive aren't we?

      > The beauty of Windows is that it has a HUGE amount of software.

      Yep and the beauty of Linux is that it has a HUGE amount of FREE software, and I can get far more done with Linux a lot more quickly and easily that I ever can with windows. This hardware has much more power than any Android tablet I've ever seen, which is why I'm asking.

      Since you're obviously clueless: Android isn't even slightly the same thing as a Linux distro like Debian or Ubuntu.

    7. Re:Anyone know for sure by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      I wish they would but somehow I can't imagine it.

  11. Shameless Slashvertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much ad. Such shill. Wow.

    1. Re:Shameless Slashvertisement by Shogun37 · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points. Reprinting advertising from other "magazines" and calling it "news." There are things no prostitute would do, regardless of the money offered. Nice to see \. doesn't have that problem.

  12. One size fits none by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical MS not understanding their market. This one-size-fits-none device is going to cost a fortune and nobody is going to want one.

    For half the price you can get a solid desktop and a cheap tablet. Whoops.

  13. but does it come with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a toothbrush charger and a hot plate. more combinations!!!! that's what consumers want!!! where's the pencil holders I wanted?

    1. Re:but does it come with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A USB powered DILDO?

  14. Impossible battery life by guruevi · · Score: 1

    A Core i7 with that amount of RAM, screen and battery wonâ(TM)t have 15h life. In standby perhaps but not anywhere near useful life. These puppies use 77W so they can keep a cup of coffee warm. You need a Tesla powerpack to keep the system running that long.

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    1. Re:Impossible battery life by tepples · · Score: 1

      Between keystrokes, your CPU is in standby, unless you have a web page open that uses Coinhive to mine Monero.

    2. Re:Impossible battery life by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Your CPU goes in lower power mode if your computer isn't doing anything else (like checking network packets, receiving e-mails, writing out logs etc), but the synopsis is talking about a desktop CPU, it's not optimized for mobile and won't go into as aggressive of a low power mode.

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  15. So as a desktop it has all the ports, by luvirini · · Score: 1

    replacecability and the expandability of a desktop too?

    I mean the point of a desktop vs using a laptop for the same thing today is mostly the fact that all the ports are there and that you can easily put in a new hard drive or swap out the video card or whatever you need to do.

    Somehow I doubt that the Microsoft device has that, so it is just a high end laptop. They are a different beast from a desktop...

  16. Did anyone even look at the specs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a 15W TDP mobile processor, not a desktop chip. Someone should look at the specs before posing nonsense.

    https://ark.intel.com/products/124968/Intel-Core-i7-8650U-Processor-8M-Cache-up-to-4_20-GHz

    1. Re:Did anyone even look at the specs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TDP of 10W? It might start out fast, but will quickly throttle down under any substantial load. It's not good for any application that requires sustained heavy-duty calculations. Intel is gaming the benchmark programs, especially PassMark, which apparently don't run for a long enough time for the CPU to throttle-down.

  17. CREIMER ALERT: He stole the workstation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dang, creimer, how did you get enough money to buy a workstation — not a desktop, dumb ass — while cleaning out IT closets for $50K per year in Silicon Valley?

  18. Don't forget the glue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you're raving over the crazy features, don't forget that there's probably a ton of adhesive preventing you from doing any upgrades or even basic repairs.

    To my mind, the best device isn't worth buying if you can't maintain or upgrade it.

  19. Can the title get any more un-nerdly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft Surface Book 2 Puts Desktop Brains in a Laptop Body"

    Desktop Brains? Article from Wired??

    Just stop posting these sort of crap!

  20. way better then Imac pro $4K get's 64ram + dual cp by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    way better then Imac pro $4K get's 64 GB ram + dual cpu.

  21. Does it do the job? by ilsaloving · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lets see, they've got almost all the major ports one would need but missing ethernet and an external video port. Can the USB-C connection support two simultaneous video signals so that I can plug in two external monitors (with the relevant dongles)?

    Lets be clear. It's not about the age of the CPU or the RAM, although that's obviously a factor. The biggest reason anyone would want to leave Apple is because of bullshit games they're playing with their hardware. Soldered unupgradable ram and storage is unacceptable. USB-C/TB3 only in a world that has no intention of going exclusively USB-C within the next decade is unacceptable. A keyboard that is an ergonomic nightmare is unacceptable.

    But Microsoft is playing their own bullshit games, and in many ways what Microsoft is doing is FAR worse. On OSX I don't worry that Apple is siphoning data and files without my permission. I'm not worried that from one day to the next, my computer will become a very expensive brick cause Apple forced an update without my consent and that update bollocksed up my machine. The surface 2 could have a quad-xeon with 1TB of RAM and a 100GBbaseT network connection to a cray supercomputer but that doesn't mean anything if every boot up feels like you're playing a game of roshambo.

    At least with Apple, there are ways to work around most of the hardware limitations. It's just that those ways usually involve spending even more money. But with Microsoft? You have no choice at all that doesn't involve a huge and permanent investment in time and additional resources. Basically there's no way to make Windows 10 a reasonable alternative unless you have a full IT department behind you.

    1. Re:Does it do the job? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Derp...

  22. Re:That's nothing... by FatCashewsSlapMe · · Score: 0

    Cousin, stop molesting everyone because you think they're Chris This, Chris That and Chris WTF!

  23. No, it's not a desktop by dabadab · · Score: 5, Informative

    That desktop part is pure bullshit.

    Its CPU is a U series (that's the low power one) mobile CPU (i5-7300U or i7-8650U, both have 15W TDP) and it has the mobile version of the Nvidia GPU, too (and 16 GB max memory is pretty puny).

    So it actually has a pretty run-of-the-mill laptop HW, it's the case and the display that is interesting.

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    1. Re:No, it's not a desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Shhh! Wired needs the ad revenue. Do you want Wireds' children to starve... or something? You must hate America.

    2. Re:No, it's not a desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The i5 isn't quad core either.

  24. You *do* know ..... by King_TJ · · Score: 0

    The Macbook Air is on its way out, right? You look a bit desperate or ridiculous comparing a brand new, supposedly "best in class" portable from Microsoft with an Apple notebook that's been around with only incremental upgrades over the years since about 2011.

    Honestly, the only reason people usually keep buying the Airs is because you've got a lot of educational or corporate deployments of them and the consistency has value. Apple's not exactly known for keeping a specific machine configuration around for very long -- and historically, that's been a problem for mass deployments in corporate (or even educational) settings. My workplace has many Macbook Airs deployed to our employees and it's a big advantage that if we buy a new one today, it can still share the same AC power adapters, USB Ethernet dongles and other accessories with everyone else -- and helps make sure everyone has relatively equal setups. (As soon as you give one admin assistant a new machine with an amazing 4K resolution screen, everybody is going to ask why THEY didn't get/deserve one. The joy of office politics.)

  25. Again, with the "brains"? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    This is the second time this week that a Slashdot story has referred to the CPU of a computer as its "brains". What is this, 1980?

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    1. Re:Again, with the "brains"? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      Ever see the Steve Martin movie “The Man with Two CPUs”?

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  26. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course a molester would be related to you!

    https://youtu.be/jqCJqRhikDk?t=63

  27. How real is battery life comparison by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Apple has, in review after review, shown to be pretty accurate in battery life estimates.

    Meanwhile all we know about the Surface Pro battery life from existing products is that the estimates are about DOUBLE reality - consider what you can expect from real life use of the current Surface Pro with a battery life estimate of 13.5 hours:

    "With my typical moderate-to-heavy usage, I regularly managed about six to eight hours of Getting Work Done."

    So an estimate of 70% batter than the hasn't-been-updated-in-years MacBook Air, probably means that it MAY give you almost as much battery life as a MacBook Air in practice... but probably not, and certainly will be worse than the real comparison - a 13" MacBook Pro (which weighs about the same and is nearly the same size as the Air).

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  28. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you stopped raping your neighbor's goats?

  29. That's not on Apple by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    THIS is the reason people hate Apple... if only competitors would STOP letting themselves be affected

    The reason competitors are "affected" is because the list of things you think are "brainfarts" are in fact cherished by the average non-technical user:

    No ports - people don't plug many things in these days, preferring wireless.

    No minijack - see above.

    Glued-in non-replicable battery - Well Apple doesn't really have that nice I can go into any store and have a battery replaced in about about hour. But basically people don't like or want to manage batteries, for the few times when they really need extended battery life external batteries have been FAR more popular since you can choose the exact shape and storage capacity you need.

    Extreme prices - Apple devices are within 10% of anything else these days.

    Ancient tech - I think you misspelled "reliable"/

    Small batteries - Apple doesn't do small batteries, they deliver realistic battery life for a day, not bat estimates that mean you really get four hours.

    So why are you blaming Apple for there companies building products with features customers prefer? You can still buy crappy technically-oriented devices if you like, why chide hardware makers for people who literally cannot manage such things.

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    1. Re:That's not on Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody wants ports... until they need them, then they're pissed off when they find they can't use whatever shiny thing they've bought.

      Nobody wants a "minijack" (assuming you mean 3.5mm audio port), until they find out they can't plug in their new audiofool headphones.

      Nobody wants to swap batteries... until they have a dead one that won't take a charge, then they want to go to Batteries+Bulbs and buy the cheapest piece of crap available that will fit the proprietary size/shape of the dead one so they can salvage their data off of their old machine and either onto a new machine or into the cloud... and onto a new machine.

      Apple's prices are not within 10% of Asus. Keep dreaming, idiot.

      Reliable? HA! The only time I've ever had a computer completely fail, to the point of not being bootable anymore, it was an Apple MacBook Pro. The old Core Duo model from 2005 or so. That was the last Mac I bought. I still have a beige G3 that runs fine. It's useless, but it runs. Apple's build quality declined sharply in the mid-00's. Nothing about their product is "reliable" anymore. So "ancient" technology is just outdated.

      Small batteries have less redundancy (overcapacity) and take fewer full charge cycles. See the battery complaint above.

      Apple is shit. You've not made any good points to say otherwise. The GP is correct on this one. Apple would do us all a service if they'd go back to being beleaguered and stop breaking everyone else's products.

    2. Re:That's not on Apple by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2

      Reliable? HA! The only time I've ever had a computer completely fail, to the point of not being bootable anymore, it was an Apple MacBook Pro. The old Core Duo model from 2005 or so. That was the last Mac I bought. I still have a beige G3 that runs fine. It's useless, but it runs. Apple's build quality declined sharply in the mid-00's. Nothing about their product is "reliable" anymore. So "ancient" technology is just outdated.

      I'm not pretending that Apple hardware specs aren't shitty these days but I've gotta stick up for their build quality. I have a 2010 13" MBP and a 2012 15" one. Both are still rock solid. Literally, in fact; I once dropped the 15" one and made a nice little hole in the carpet. Still runs like a champ. Unibody MBPs are essentially indestructible.

      I have had an MBP fail spectacularly on me; it was the 2007 model. It died of the Geforce 8600M GT bug - essentially, Nvidia had fucked up their chip design, causing all 8600M GT chips in the world to slowly self-destruct. The 2007 MBP used the 8600M GT. Apple tried doing a free repair program but the replacement logic boards had the same GPU so they weren't long for this world either.

      I'm actually kinda sad that everything Apple has released after 2002 has shit specs and ridiculously expensive purchase-time-only upgrades. I really like the build quality but with the crap Apple keeps putting out my next laptop will come from someone else.

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  30. for sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only if you're a communist.

    for sure the private venture capitalists who own Dell are communists. for sure!

  31. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound envious, sweet tits.

  32. All the hardware in world by DarkRookie · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter what hardware they stuff into these things. They are crippled by the OS>

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    1. Re:All the hardware in world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more hardware, the more heat generated. These turds will be failing within a year, just as designed.

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  34. Call me when it gets an LTE Radio by ZeroSerenity · · Score: 1

    Only thing that prevents me from getting one at this point. Hunting for WiFi is annoying.

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  35. Visual Studio for tablets? by tepples · · Score: 1

    For half the price you can get a solid desktop and a cheap tablet. Whoops.

    Good luck running (say) Visual Studio or even something like ModPlug or FamiTracker on "a cheap tablet".

    A laptop is for people who commonly use applications that aren't ported to Android and who don't care to subscribe to yet another cellular data plan for the tablet so that it can connect to the desktop PC at home through VNC or RDP.

    1. Re: Visual Studio for tablets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For half the price you can get a solid desktop and a cheap tablet

      For half the price you can get a solid desktop
      AND a cheap tablet

    2. Re: Visual Studio for tablets? by tepples · · Score: 1

      In order to use the "solid desktop" while away from home, you need to access it from the "cheap tablet". This requires subscribing to cellular Internet for the "cheap tablet" so that it can connect to the "solid desktop" even while you are carrying the "cheap tablet" with you on public transportation.

  36. Hey buddy... by gosand · · Score: 1

    Get your Apple out of my Microsoft commercial!

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  37. GPU Specs or it didn't happen. by allquixotic · · Score: 1

    Uninterested unless they have the bravery to tell us what actual GPU chip is inside each model. CPU has not been a bottleneck for my workloads for many years, but GPU definitely is. If this is still Maxwell, I'm definitely not interested (and will be VERY annoyed).

  38. Not a "desktop" laptop by Retron · · Score: 1

    I got my hopes up on reading this - had MS cracked the lightweight, high-performance bracket by shoving desktop components in a slimline laptop?

    Nope. It's the same old crummy performance-of-a-cucumber U processor, albeit with a semi-decent GPU.

    For now, the limited number of genuinely "desktop" laptops remains as it is. I'm wriitng this on one (with a desktop i7-6700K processor and a "desktop equivalent" GeForce 1080 - and of course this laptop is nowhere near as thin and light as the Surface. I'd rather have the power on tap, though, even if it is a bit of a pain lugging it around airports and such!

  39. Why isn't this marked as 'Advertisement'? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    This isn't a 'story', it's an advertisement for a Microsoft product. Oh and by the way when did /. become a shill for Microsoft? Did they get sold again or something? Seriously, /. is shitty enough at times, we don't need advertisements for Miscreant-o-soft products masquerading as 'tech news stories'. Please delete this 'story' immediately.

  40. 16 GB of RAM is not "stupendously powerful"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not by a long shot. It's outdated technology. My 2010 MacBook Pro has 16 GB of RAM. I need more.

  41. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't know The Grove Apartments had a lawn, Chris? I suppose you could walk over to the soccer field, but bring lots of water and a towel, and make sure you have a fully charged battery in case you need to call 911 from that physical effort.

  42. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know you can't afford your own goats to rape, Chris, so I tell you what: I'll let you go first tomorrow. You seem so awfully intrigued by goat sex, judging by how many times you ask!

  43. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, if you can *hear* my posts, it might be time to adjust those meds again. The recommended dosages are for humans; they might not work for someone of your bulk.
    I'll pack my goat's rectum with the meds, you can felch them out tomorrow morning when I let you go first.

  44. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get why anyone would want a surface book? Unless you're an MS fanboy I guess.

    Why not either:
    1. Pay less for a better laptop? (e.g. https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834234722)
    2. Pay a lot less for a 2-in-1 (e.g. Lenovo Yoga or Dell 2-in-1)
    3. Pay a lot less for a tablet with a keyboard and trackpad case for ipad or for android?

  45. Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the target segment for this device?

    Does anyone really use tablets for anything anymore? They've become toys for most of the consumer world. In the business world, they have very niche uses -- none of which require high-end computing power.

    So, great specs, but who is going to buy these?

  46. Two words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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