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'Discovery of the Century': Mysterious Void Discovered In Egypt's Great Pyramid (nationalgeographic.com)

New submitter klgds writes: The cavity is the first major inner structure discovered in the pyramid since the 1800s. Egypt's Great Pyramid of Giza -- one of the wonders of the ancient world, and a dazzling feat of architectural genius -- contains a hidden void at least a hundred feet long, scientists said. The space's dimensions resemble those of the pyramid's Grand Gallery, the 153-foot-long, 26-foot-tall corridor that leads to the burial chamber of Khufu, the pharaoh for whom the pyramid was built. However, it remains unclear what lies within the space, what purpose it served, or if it's one or multiple spaces. The void is the first large inner structure discovered within the 4,500-year-old pyramid since the 1800s -- a find made possible by recent advances in high-energy particle physics. The results were published in the journal Nature. "This is definitely the discovery of the century," says archaeologist and Egyptologist Yukinori Kawae, a National Geographic Emerging Explorer. "There have been many hypotheses about the pyramid, but no one even imagined that such a big void is located above the Grand Gallery."

299 comments

  1. Well duh by the_skywise · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the teleportation chamber to link with the alien starships when they're in orbit!

    1. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      WTF do arabs have to do with anything? Serious fucking moron.

    2. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's where the grain is stored.

    3. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Who do you think built the pyramids, idiot. Or did you think mohamed invented arabs when he invented allah? I wonder where the guy found all the time between his mass rape sessions.

    4. Re:Well duh by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      Arabs and women....

      The ancient Egyptians were not Arabs. The Arabs arrived in the 7th century ... from Arabia. The pyramids had been built more than 3000 years earlier.

    5. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hmmm....

      Then have the arabs contributed anything to this world besides destruction, murder, rape, torture, fear, and hatred?

    6. Re:Well duh by the_skywise · · Score: 3, Funny

      You keep your weed in there man!

    7. Re:Well duh by irrational_design · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't tell if you are serious. There were no Arabs in Egypt when the pyramids were built. Or maybe you don't know what an Arab is, or what the difference between Arabs and Egyptians is. Do you think Hittites are Arabs too?

    8. Re:Well duh by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      It's where the dead rich guy's servents sealed his 200 concubines so they could starve to death rather than be treated as humans. Arabs and women....

      Ancient Egyptians weren't Arabs.

      idiots and rascism........

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    9. Re:Well duh by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who do you think built the pyramids, idiot.

      Like another poster already pointed out, the ancient Egyptians, which lived thousands of years before arabs even existed.

      Or did you think mohamed invented arabs when he invented allah?

      Allah means "God" in arabic, and Islam is based on Judaism and Christianity - in many ways it's the same religion worshiping the "one true God". So Mohammed didn't invent Allah. Nope.

      I wonder where the guy found all the time between his mass rape sessions.

      It's a common accusation from more base-minded people that Mohammed was a pedophile, which I guess is what you're hinting at. While it might be true that Mohammed had sex with what we consider to be children in the 21st century - I honestly don't know that - I think it's safe to say that this was happening all over the world in the 6th century and would not be some "perversion" unique to Mohammed. It might be inconceivable to you, but moral and ethical standards do change over the centuries.

    10. Re:Well duh by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1, Insightful

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    11. Re:Well duh by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      is it ring shaped?

    12. Re:Well duh by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Who do you think built the pyramids, idiot. Or did you think mohamed invented arabs when he invented allah? I wonder where the guy found all the time between his mass rape sessions.

      I see someone doesn't know their Middle Eastern history. The Great Pyramid at Giza was built around 2580–2560 BCE. Arabs didn't exist in Egypt until after 600 BCE (almost 2000 years later) because Arabs are descended from the Neo-Assyrian empires that didn't conquer Egypt until then.

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    13. Re: Well duh by cyber-vandal · · Score: 0

      The Arabic numbers you struggle to count your 6 toed feet with for a start.

    14. Re:Well duh by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Are you familiar with algebra (al-jabr)?

    15. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go by biblical tradition, the Arabs were descended from Ishmael, the son of Abraham with his wife's Egyptian handmaiden, Hagar. So Arabs and Israelis (the children of Jacob, grandson of Abraham through Isaac, who took on the name Israel) have very similar ancestries. Egypt and the Egyptian cultures were formative for both Arabs and Israelis. That they do not get along today is not sad indeed, since they have so much shared in both heritage and religion, but is often true in families, that strangers get along better than some brothers.

    16. Re:Well duh by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Then have the arabs contributed anything to this world besides destruction, murder, rape, torture, fear, and hatred?

      Arab civilization had a golden age when math and science (especially astronomy) flourished. That came to an end in the 13th century for a number of reasons, but mostly because of the repercussions from political and military failure. The Mongols destroyed Baghdad, and almost reached Suez. The Spanish Reconquista was pushing the Moors out of Iberia. Then the Turks showed up.

      When civilizations are threatened with decline, they tend to become less tolerant, turn inward, and look for scapegoats ... which tends to accelerate decline. Finding parallels for this in the modern world is left as an exercise for the reader.

    17. Re:Well duh by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Don't forget algebra and, arguably more important, distillation.

    18. Re:Well duh by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Be fair: One child. Very much a child when they married, but it was a political thing to tie families together. In accordance with custom he didn't consummate the marriage until she was menstruating, and thus considered an adult by the standards of the time. Today, he would be considered guilty of statutory rape - but those were very different times, and what he did was not really out of the ordinary for a man of some wealth and political importance.

    19. Re:Well duh by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      They were also the storehouse for much of the world's scientific and mathematical knowledge while Europe was going through the Dark Age. Without the Islamic areas preserving (and building on) science/philosophy/math, we'd probably have been set back hundreds of years once science caught back on in Europe.

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    20. Re:Well duh by Matt_J_Harris · · Score: 4, Informative

      I am pretty sure that "arabic" numerals were created in India; they were just brought to the west via Ariaba.

    21. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to raise the age of consent to 45 years of age. It's atrocious that all these 20 and 30 somethings are going around having sex with each other with absolutely no idea what they're doing.

    22. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alchemy yes, but not distillation.

      Distillation is mentioned in the old Testament "the oil shall be prepared according to the art of the perfumer", and in other older Chinese medical texts.

    23. Re:Well duh by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Who do you think built the pyramids, idiot.

      Like another poster already pointed out, the ancient Egyptians, which lived thousands of years before arabs even existed.

      The Coptic people in Egypt represent the ethnicity and culture of Egypt prior to the Arabic invasion. Egypt had converted to Christianity before it was overrun by the Muslims.

      Or did you think mohamed invented arabs when he invented allah?

      Allah means "God" in arabic, and Islam is based on Judaism and Christianity - in many ways it's the same religion worshiping the "one true God". So Mohammed didn't invent Allah. Nope.

      Wow. so much misinformation, where shall I begin? Allah is not "god" in Arabic. It is the name of the head god in the Arabic pantheon which was the Moon god. Why do you think there are crescent moon symbols everywhere? Mohammed's people, the Arabs where likely not related to the people of Ishmael. His tribe was likely the nomadic tribes on the Mount Sinai area. Judaism did not even exist at the time of Abraham. It grew out of Abraham but Arabic people had nothing to do with that lineage. Mohammed wanted to make his people monotheistic so he adopted some ideas that he learned from travelling traders of Jewish and Christian background and chose the Moon god to be their only god in his new religion. They still kept all of the traditions from the old Arabic religion. Mecca was the center for worship of the pantheon. The Hajji Pilgrimage to Mecca, the Kaaba, the stoning of the Devil (pillar) , circling the Kaaba, are all from the Arabic religion the preceded Islam. Where are the laws of Moses in Islam? Where are the teachings of Jesus in Islam? Nowhere because they were incompatible with it.

      Calling Islam an Abrahamic religion is pure nonsense. There is no direct lineage. He just copied some ideas and tried to create a new backstory to support it.

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    24. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the pyramids were built there was no such thing as Christianity or Islam.

    25. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allah means "God" in arabic, and Islam is based on Judaism and Christianity - in many ways it's the same religion worshiping the "one true God". So Mohammed didn't invent Allah. Nope.

      So if they all worship the same "one true God", why do the mohamed-psychos believe they need to kill everyone else for the glory of their "one true God". Because it's not a religions it's a murderous cult of crazy nuts.

      t's a common accusation from more base-minded people that Mohammed was a pedophile, which I guess is what you're hinting at. While it might be true that Mohammed had sex with what we consider to be children in the 21st century - I honestly don't know that - I think it's safe to say that this was happening all over the world in the 6th century and would not be some "perversion" unique to Mohammed. It might be inconceivable to you, but moral and ethical standards do change over the centuries.

      I never said he was a pedo....but judging from the huge chip on your shoulder I think deep down you believe he was.

      I said he was a murderous rapist. And, frankly, the Quaran brags about who a prolific and sadistic rapist he was, which goes along way to explaining why the crazy cult treats women the way they do....it makes the closer to their precious king of rapists.

    26. Re:Well duh by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's funny that very few racists are smart enough to be racist properly. It requires good knowledge of history and anthropology to know where to direct the irrational hatred.

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    27. Re: Well duh by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      The Arabic numbers you struggle to count your 6 toed feet with for a start.

      To be fair, those actually came from India. The numbers, not the troll's feet.

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    28. Re:Well duh by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Well, the Hutterites are Arabs, so it stands to reason the Hittites are too. Right? As technophobic bearded men who are very religious, Hutterites are more Arab than a lot of Iranians are.

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    29. Re:Well duh by edtice1559 · · Score: 0

      But neither was owning slaves and we wouldn't give slave owners such a free pass. Back then people married young because they didn't live all that long. From a biological standpoint, it makes sense to procreate as soon as physically able. Modern society has changed many things. I think it's fair to judge past behavior based on different circumstances but not different moral standards.

    30. Re:Well duh by Jappus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where are the laws of Moses in Islam? Where are the teachings of Jesus in Islam? Nowhere because they were incompatible with it.

      Read these, they might be illuminating:

      Like all prophets in Islamic thought, Jesus is also called a Muslim (i.e., one who submits to the will of God), as he preached that his followers should adopt the "straight path". Jesus is written about by some Muslim scholars as the perfect man.

      Mûsâ ibn 'Imran - known as Moses in the Hebrew Bible, considered a prophet, messenger, and leader in Islam, is the most frequently mentioned individual in the Quran.

      Sure, the specifics of both are viewed through a quite different lens, but the myth, history and basic teachings are all there.

      Being an atheist, I have no stake in either of the many sides -- but at least I try to pay attention to what is and is not in the various beliefs, lest I not just be believed a fool, but let my words prove it. :D

    31. Re:Well duh by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Allah means "God" in arabic, and Islam is based on Judaism and Christianity - in many ways it's the same religion worshiping the "one true God". So Mohammed didn't invent Allah. Nope."

      Agreed, the jews invented the "one true God" unless you considered them to have borrowed their deity from the Egyptians since the occult inner teachings of their priesthood tend to support that idea even if the simplified version for the masses of their people was quite different than anything in Egypt.

      "It might be inconceivable to you, but moral and ethical standards do change over the centuries."

      Which is a reasonable argument to make for a man but for not a mouth piece of an infallible deity that defines in an absolute and unchangeable manner what is and is not moral.

    32. Re:Well duh by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I think it's safe to say that this was happening all over the world in the 6th century and would not be some "perversion" unique to Mohammed. It might be inconceivable to you, but moral and ethical standards do change over the centuries.

      Human standards do, religious standards supposedly don't. The ten commandments are still the ten commandments, unchanged for thousands of years and it is not up to man to change God's rules. Now I'd say both the churches and their believers do a lot of creative selection and interpretation of what the Bible says to make their beliefs compatible with their own moral compass and modern society, but they never put themselves above God.

      The problem in Islam is that the Quran is not a story retold by disciples of allegories Jesus Christ made where you can make up your own interpretation. Muhammad's words and deeds are Allah's will, it's like his whole life was on stone tablets. If you're saying what he did back then was wrong you're putting yourself above Allah. If you're saying it's wrong now because times have changed, you're essentially saying you can pick and choose the parts you like. These are the things he said and did that are eternal, these are the things he said and did because it was 1500 years ago.

      I mean if would be nice, because you'd get more of the same kind of "secularized" religious we have in Christianity. God loves me, my soul is going to Heaven but I'm not really doing anything religious, I just like the warm and fuzzy feeling of having a benevolent Creator that looks after me. On the other hand, the more religion insists on clashing with modern science and society maybe the sooner we'll get rid of this silly superstition.

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    33. Re:Well duh by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      They did. Credit for their invention belongs to the Indians.

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    34. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Algebra however, is Arabic.

    35. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But neither was owning slaves and we wouldn't give slave owners such a free pass.

      Thousands of slave owners, abusers, and oppressors are given a free pass as they are esteemed in history classes across the land.

      You think Julius Caesar or Alexander the Great were NICE guys? Hardly. Not to mention English Kings, Chinese Emperors, and more.

      Besides, there's people who can't even grasp that Lee was a traitor and a member of the Rebel Alliance.

    36. Re:Well duh by shaitand · · Score: 1

      In fairness, there really wasn't any science going into the Dark Ages. Although, looking at the current articles on the topics it seems the current trend is to try to cater to a more global view that tries to give credit to those who advocated ideas that the scientific method incorporates rather than firmly declare the formal and modern scientific method as the beginning of science.

    37. Re:Well duh by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 1

      So if they all worship the same "one true God", why do the mohamed-psychos believe they need to kill everyone else for the glory of their "one true God". Because it's not a religions it's a murderous cult of crazy nuts.

      The reason is always the same: power and money. Diligent people with an agenda have always taken advantage of weak-spirited individuals to serve their purpose. Islamic extremism is just one example of how faith can be used to radicalize people. The Nazis used the argument of racial superiority, Mexican drug lords use the more immediate promise of wealth and power to lure young, impressionable people... religious extremism is not really about faith... that's just the means to recruit the foot soldiers. The real underlying battle are struggles for power and influence in the Middle East.

    38. Re:Well duh by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Don't forget algebra and, arguably more important, distillation.

      Arabic numerals actually originated in India.

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    39. Re:Well duh by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3

      While Europe was 'going through the Dark Ages' it wasn't going through the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages is modern revisionist history. During 'The Dark Ages' scholars in monasteries all over Europe were studying and transferring knowledge to each other. It didn't all just pop out of nowhere in the Renaissance.

    40. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The first extant zero occurs in a Jain text.

    41. Re:Well duh by aristotle-dude · · Score: 0

      "Allah means "God" in arabic, and Islam is based on Judaism and Christianity - in many ways it's the same religion worshiping the "one true God". So Mohammed didn't invent Allah. Nope."

      You are both right and wrong. Allah does not mean "god" in Arabic. It is a loan word from a much older culture from Mesopotamia called the Akkadian empire. They had a blood god in their pantheon. That blood god has an interesting backstory. He declared war on the head god of their pantheon and a third of their "gods" joined him in rebellion. He lost that war and was cast out of heaven along with his comrades. Does that sound familiar? In the Quran, Allah refers to himself as the greatest deceiver. Does that sound familiar? The cult of Allah came to southern Arabia when people migrated from Mesopotamia. An offshoot of that cult settled in Canaan but they called him Baal.

      All of the traditions surrounding the Hajji to Mecca, the Kaaba, the circling of the Kaaba, the stoning of the devil (pillar), Ramadan are all from the Arabic religion that preceded Islam. Mohammed just incorporated them into his new religion. He borrowed a few characters from the Hebrew bible and Jesus but he changed everything around. None of the teaching of Jesus from the Bible is present in Islam.

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    42. Re:Well duh by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, no Iranians are Arabs. They are Persians.

    43. Re: Well duh by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      Mohammed married his child bride when she was 5 years old, not 20-30. He had plenty of actual women to direct his attention to until she grew older.

    44. Re:Well duh by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Calling Islam an Abrahamic religion is pure nonsense. There is no direct lineage. He just copied some ideas and tried to create a new backstory to support it.

      So you're saying that Mohammed was just a very successful equivalent of L. Ron Hubbard or Joseph Smith.

    45. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are the laws of Moses in Islam? Where are the teachings of Jesus in Islam? Nowhere because they were incompatible with it.

      Read these, they might be illuminating:

      Like all prophets in Islamic thought, Jesus is also called a Muslim (i.e., one who submits to the will of God), as he preached that his followers should adopt the "straight path". Jesus is written about by some Muslim scholars as the perfect man.

      Mûsâ ibn 'Imran - known as Moses in the Hebrew Bible, considered a prophet, messenger, and leader in Islam, is the most frequently mentioned individual in the Quran.

      Sure, the specifics of both are viewed through a quite different lens, but the myth, history and basic teachings are all there.

      Being an atheist, I have no stake in either of the many sides -- but at least I try to pay attention to what is and is not in the various beliefs, lest I not just be believed a fool, but let my words prove it. :D

      How does any of that contradict GP post's "He just copied some ideas and tried to create a new backstory to support it."?

    46. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not unchanged, ripped from over 600 commandments in the Jewish tradition. Christians are lazy and have short attention spans.

    47. Re:Well duh by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if you are ignorant or a troll. I'll assume ignorant. Hittites were not Arabs by any stretch of the imagination.

    48. Re: Well duh by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      You do know the Arabs predated Islam, right?

    49. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > While it might be true that Mohammed had sex with what we consider to be children in the 21st century - I honestly don't know that - I think it's safe to say that this was happening all over the world in the 6th century and would not be some "perversion" unique to Mohammed. It might be inconceivable to you, but moral and ethical standards do change over the centuries.

      Well, you'd think we'd be tearing down his statues everywhere, but since there aren't any of those... book burning?

    50. Re:Well duh by mutantSushi · · Score: 2

      Babylonian Base 60 used zeros, initially as empty space but eventually with symbolic representation. They just didn't place zeros on the END of numbers which is technically not necessary information, given the scale of 'unit' used is always separate from the number itself.

    51. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how it takes an atheist to defend religion.

    52. Re:Well duh by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The same bastards that caused WWI. Well, they are Polish, Austrian, Russian, and German now. Sad that Persia doesn't exist anymore, but I guess they deserved it.

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    53. Re:Well duh by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Well yeah. That far East they were more likely Prussian, like the Iranians.

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    54. Re:Well duh by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Egyptians married and bred with siblings and offspring.

      What we deem unacceptable now was the norm back then.

      The Hebrews, Christians and Muslims worship the God of Abraham.

      Jews worship the God of Abraham, Christians and Muslims, acknowledge the main man, but have prophets (Jesus, Muhammad) as amending filters.

      All of the above are batshit crazy.

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    55. Re:Well duh by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      ... considered guilty of statutory rape ...

      In some places, yes.

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    56. Re:Well duh by CaptainDork · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah.

      Some dipshit was quoting verses from the "Bible" that supported killing LGBTQ people.

      I quoted the lobster and shrimp and "divorced women should be put to death" crap and he said, "All that was replaced by the New Testament.

      ???

      I replied:

      BREAKING NEWS: TEN COMMANDMENTS NO LONGER APPLY

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    57. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golden Age, alright.

    58. Re:Well duh by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      The Dark Ages were during the Ice Age when the Sun was dimmer you insensitive clod, WTF about "Dark," don't you understand?

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    59. Re:Well duh by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      I'm a reader and I see close parallels to the decline of current civilization (see Aztecs) where deforestation, climate change (drought) and overpopulation and top-heavy wealth accumulation contributed.

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    60. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When some of the stone circles of Britain were built there was no such thing as the Pyramids.

    61. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Allah does not mean "god" in Arabic. It is a loan word from a much older culture from Mesopotamia called the Akkadian empire.

      Which is a misinterpretation propagated by the slang humans have a tendency to do.

      In those cultures (Mesopotamia, Akkadian ) it was a derivation of a word that meant 'Lofty Ones' in the older culture. I.e God is a contraction of 'gods' because it is the same idea.

      In the original Sumerian writing, from which these words are derived from the word "Gir", which is the first and original word for "God".

      And in that language "Gir" is a plural.

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    62. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      The Great Pyramid at Giza was built around 2580–2560 BCE.

      The evidence emerging suggests that the pyramids were built around 10500 BC. One of the pieces of evidence is that all three pyramids align with the constellation Orion in its configuration 10500 years ago.

      The Sphinx also aligns with the constellation Leo in its configuration 10500 years ago, suggesting deliberate intent and you can find similar star alignments for 10500 years ago in other megalithic structures.

      The builders of these structures were not fools or cavemen, you can see that in the complexity of the math represented in the Pyramids, and they are trying to tell us something very important.

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    63. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 0

      0123456789

      1.618033988749894848204586834365

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    64. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 2

      Alchemy yes, but not distillation.

      Alchemy means "The way of Egypt" because Egypt is the land of Khem. Yes, that is also where the word "Chemistry" was derived from.

      Also Fermentation, because they really, really, really, reeeaaaally loved BEER!!!

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    65. Re:Well duh by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

      You keep your weed in there man!

      I don't know man. I don't want my weed next to Jimmy Hoffa. Or vice-versa.

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    66. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! In the interests of cultural diversity, we need to drop it to âoewhenever it bleeds.â

    67. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I think they got the concept from the Twelve Colonies and the true origins of it just kind of got muddled in time and bullshit.

    68. Re:Well duh by Evtim · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Looks like we're going to be in a fight, sarge," said Nobby, as the painter very carefully started on the final 'k'.

      "Won't last long. Lots of cowards, the Klatchians," said Colon. "The moment they taste a bit of cold steel they're legging it away over the sand."

      Sergeant Colon had had a broad education. He'd been to the School of My Dad Always Said, the College of It Stands to Reason, and was now a postgraduate student at the University of What Some Bloke In the Pub Told Me.

      "Shouldn't be any trouble to sort out, then?" said Nobby.

      "And o'course, they're not the same colour as what we are," said Colon. "Well... as me, anyway," he added, in view of the various hues of Corporal Nobbs. There was probably no–one alive who was the same colour as Corporal Nobbs.

      "Constable Visit's pretty brown" said Nobby. "I never seen him run away. if there's a chance of giving someone a religious pamphlet ole Washpot's after them like a terrier."

      "Ah, but Omnians are more like us," said Colon. "Bit weird but, basic'ly, just the same as us underneath. No, the way you can tell a Klatchian is, you look an' see if he uses a lot of words beginning with “al”, right? 'Cos that's a dead giveaway. They invented all the words starting with “al”. That's how you can tell they're Klatchian. Like al–cohol, see?"

      "They invented beer?"

      "Yeah."

      "That's clever."

      " wouldn't call it clever," said Sergeant Colon, realizing too late that he'd made a tactical error. "More, luck, I'd say."

      "What else did they do?"

      "Well, there's..." Colon racked his brains. "There's al–gebra. That's like sums with letters. For... for people whose brains aren't clever enough for numbers, see?"

      "Is that a fact?"

      "Right..."said Colon. "In fact," he went on, a little more assertively now he could see a way ahead, "I heard this wizard down the University say that the Klatchians invented nothing. That was their great contribution to maffs, he said. I said “What?” an' he said, they come up with zero."

      "Dun't sound that clever to me," said Nobby. "Anyone could invent nothing. I ain't invented anything."

      "My point exactly," said Colon. "I told him, it was people who invented numbers like four and, and–"

      "–seven–"

      "–right, who were the geniuses. Nothing didn't need inventing. It was just there. They probably just found it."

      "It's having all that desert," said Nobby.

      "Right! Good point. Desert. Which, as everyone knows, is basically nothing. Nothing's a natural resource to them. It stands to reason. Whereas we're more civilized, see, and we got a lot more stuff around to count, so we invented numbers. It's like... well, they say the Klatchians invented astronomy–"

      "'Al–tronomy," said Nobby helpfully.

      "No, no... no, Nobby, I reckon they'd discovered esses by then, probably nicked' em off'f us... anyway, they were bound to invent astronomy, 'cos there's bugger all else for them to look at but the sky. Anyone can look at the stars and give 'em names. 's going it a bit to call it inventing, in any case. We don't go around saying we've invented something just because we had a quick dekko at it."

      "'I heard where they've got a lot of odd gods," said Nobby.

      "Yeah, and mad priests," said Colon. "Foaming at the mouth, half of 'em. Believe all kinds of loony things."

      They watched the painter in silence for a moment. Colon was dreading the question that came.

      "So how exactly are they different from ours, then?" said Nobby. "I mean, some of our priests are–"

      "I hope you ain't being unpatriotic," said Colon severely.

      "No, of course not. I was just asking. I can see where they'd be a lot worse than ours, being foreign and everything.

      "And of course they're all mad for fighting," said Colon. "Vicious buggers with all those curvy swords of theirs."

      "You mean, like...they viciously attack you while cowardly running away after tasting

    69. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now. If youâ(TM)re going to bring slavery into this then youâ(TM)ll have to entertain the possibility that the pyramids were landing pads for spaceships and that the Gouâ(TM)ld (no, not Robby Gould but I guess itâ(TM)s possible) enslaved ancient Egyptians as part of an interstellar evil empire.

    70. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an atheist

      There is a fundamental flaw in atheism, and it is precisely the same as the fundamental flaw in theism. Precisely like a theist has faith that God exists, an atheist has faith that God does not exist. Both theism and atheism are generic belief systems. Neither position is sound nor scientifically supportable. Both positions are absurd.

      Only agnostics, those unsure if God exists (and their opposites, those unsure if God doesn't exist) have a position that makes any sense.

      Most "atheists" are actually agnostic, in that they think or believe God does not exist, but they cannot be sure, and if they are not, and they are very sure, they have the same lunacy as theists, who are also very sure.

      Smarter and more logical still than the agnostics are the mute. God bless the mute!

    71. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh just no... no no no...

      Atheists do not "believe" that god does not exist.. We require proof of things before we accept it.. So if evidence of a god was presented we would accept it.

      Agnostics are more like "I know there is no evidence, but just maybe there still is something"..

    72. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't that odd really. To get good knowledge of history and anthropology you have to be interested in other cultures.
      Of course you would assume that racists would be interested in their own history and culture, but once you dig into that you will find that most of it comes from somewhere else.
      Usually they just stop studying and invent their own idea of history that ignores everything inconvenient.
      It's either that or stop being racist.

    73. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Calling Islam an Abrahamic religion is pure nonsense. There is no direct lineage. He just copied some ideas and tried to create a new backstory to support it.

      Uhm.. The Catholic church did the same with Christianity.
      When brought to pagan countries they just merged it into whatever was in place there.
      That is why modern Christians believe in hell despite it not being part of the bible and pretty much nothing about Christmas or Easter have anything to do with the Abrahamic religion.

      If Islam isn't an Abrahamic religion then neither is Christianity.

    74. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That came to an end in the 13th century [...] The Mongols destroyed Baghdad [...] The Spanish Reconquista was pushing the Moors out of Iberia.

      When civilizations are threatened with decline, they tend to become less tolerant, turn inward, and look for scapegoats

      There is a complete disconnect between your account of the end of the Golden Age of Arab civilization, and your conclusion. A better lesson to learn would be: don't let your civilization be conquered by raging hordes of barbarians. Which, indeed, has a parallel in the modern world which may be observed by an astute reader.

    75. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a common accusation from more base-minded people that Mohammed was a pedophile

      Wow - ad hominem attack, much? If they're base-minded people, of course we shouldn't pay attention to their arguments!

    76. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even know how many people who went to California public schools think you are being serious right now?

    77. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      India didn't exist as India back then, where you're getting confused is the contribution from Hindus to the Hindu-Arabic numeral system.

      It evolved from a mixing of cultures, rather than as an outright invention by both cultures, which is why both are typically referred to when referencing it.

      It'd be akin to a numeric system evolving in the Hispanic-American borderlands between Northern Mexico and the Southern US where contribution came from both Northern European origin and Hispanic folks in combination.

      I know, I know, it's not very popular nowadays to imagine that different cultures could mutually benefit each other through sharing of ideas and the subsequently more rapid evolution of knowledge than can happen in a mono-cultural bubble, but, well, that's how it happened.

      It's not even uncommon in fact, it's basically the basis of human advancement since we stopped winging through trees, even the most xenophobic alt-righter probably doesn't realise that when they speak a hateful English sentence the odds are that in doing so they're using a word that doesn't even have an English origin.

      Really, by refusing to engage with people with different ideas all we're ultimately doing is holding ourselves back. Fact is other than the extremists even half the civilians in downtown Raqqa would probably love nothing more than to be able to work with scientific minds in America and Europe if the opportunity was ever realistic and it meant they can design a self-driving flying car. It's only the oppression by the few holding humanity back, and unfortunately that's becoming just as true in the West nowadays where the under-evolved warring chimp type mentalities are currently ruling the roost.

      Still, the progress of humanity has never been anything but progressive, so if history is anything to go by the warring chimps time in holding back the West and humanity will only be temporary.

    78. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Human standards do, religious standards supposedly don't. The ten commandments are still the ten commandments, unchanged for thousands of years and it is not up to man to change God's rules.

      Well, that is until you find in the Egyptian Book of the Dead there are 42 commandments from which Ten were derived.

      They already knew the ending of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    79. Re: Well duh by Statistical+Anomaly · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they were showing off their mathematical and astronomical skills by aligning the pyramids and Sphinx with Orion in 10500BC â" in 2600BC. Why 10500? Significant events perhaps.

    80. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arab civilization during the so called golden age produced actually very little new science

      What they did do was collate information from roman, persian, and indian sources, translate it to Arabic and then pass that off as "we've invented this" (the arab book that supposedly invented algebra has a title that translates to "The Compendious Book on Calculation by Completion and Balancing")

      The Arab golden age probably set us back actually:
      - Arabs burned what was left of the library of alexandria
      - Arabs also burned the Vedic library in Nalanda India
      - Arabs also burned the Zoroastrian library in Ctesiphon
      - Arab control of the mediteranean sea is what caused the dark age, because it made the central transport route (the mediterean sea) inaccessible to non-arab forces, collapsing the commerce and culture build around it

    81. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Islam is based on Judaism and Christianity

      Not really:

      Mohammed preached peacefully for 13 years. In that time he gained about about 150 followers, and claimed that he was the final profet of the judaic-christian god. The Jews in medina explicitly and publicly disputed that.

      After those 13 years he decided preaching didn't work, switched gears and became a very succesfull warlord that conquered the entire arabian peninsula.
      During his time as a warlord he perfecte physical, economic, legal and demographic warfare on non-believers.
      Central Moslim doctrine says to take the live of Mohammed as the ultimate good example.

      If you actually read the islamic holy texts (koran and hadith), the philosophy and strategy layed out and demanded vs non-believers is actually worse then mein kampf.

    82. Re:Well duh by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      When comparing across time different time periods, the rule is simple: if white westerners used to do it and non-western non-whites are doing it now then the former are at fault.

      e.g.
      Me: ISIS just burnt someone alive, the fucking savage bastards.
      SJW: But what about the Spanish inquisition!

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    83. Re:Well duh by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      No, that doesn't suggest that the pyramids were built around 10,500 BCE. If what you say is true, it suggests is that Egyptian astronomy goes back that far and that Egyptians had great astronomical charts. Also that says their surveying technology would be good enough to align structures to stars that hadn't been in position for 8,000 years.

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    84. Re:Well duh by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      When comparing across time different time periods, the rule is simple: if white westerners used to do it and non-western non-whites are doing it now then the former are at fault.

      e.g. Me: ISIS just burnt someone alive, the fucking savage bastards. SJW: But what about the Spanish inquisition!

      Normal person: both are wrong.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    85. Re:Well duh by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      an atheist has faith that God does not exist

      This is simply false. I do not believe that God exists for the same reason I don't believe Father Christmas or the Tooth Fairy exist, which is because there is nothing to show that they do exist.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    86. Re:Well duh by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In the original Sumerian writing, from which these words are derived from the word "Gir", which is the first and original word for "God".

      Gir is very much like Grr which is what dogs do. And dog spelt backwards is god. Coincidence? I leave it for you to decide.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    87. Re:Well duh by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So what? You could probably find a star or two they all aligned with 20,817 years ago, it wouldn't prove that was when they were built.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    88. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Turks were always there though perhaps not called Turks. Many of the great "Arab" notables were in Turkey, Egypt, Greece, and Persia. When the Arabs took Byzantium, they inherited the remains of the Roman Empire which included earlier Greek contributions. The Arabs only offered the stability of a largely successful conqueror. Really only the loss of Spain can be considered a reason why Arab culture festered. It already was festering in the east.

    89. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the more religion insists on clashing with modern science and society maybe the sooner we'll get rid of this silly superstition."

      Or since around 84% of the world believes in some supernatural being or beings we will eradicate these silly scientists first.

    90. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing idiocy and racism towards people who confuse ancient egyptians are arabs. How is that racist? Ignorant yes, racist not even remotely in the universe of the definition.

    91. Re:Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder where the guy found all the time between his mass rape sessions.

      It's a common accusation from more base-minded people that Mohammed was a pedophile, which I guess is what you're hinting at. While it might be true that Mohammed had sex with what we consider to be children in the 21st century - I honestly don't know that - I think it's safe to say that this was happening all over the world in the 6th century and would not be some "perversion" unique to Mohammed. It might be inconceivable to you, but moral and ethical standards do change over the centuries.

      It all centers on Muhammad marrying Aisha, a girl who was 9 years old at the time of the marriage. Nobody mentions that she was engaged to be married to another adult man before that, with the consent of her parents. Bottom line is that it was common accepted practice at the time it happened, and there was no shame in it at all. Aisha is the only virgin that he married. All his other wives were married before, and most of them were widows, many who lost their husbands due to various reasons. Many of them were quite old. His first wife was 15 years older than him.

      Say what you want about him, but he was no pedophile by the standards of his time.

    92. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      for fuck sake, you don't recognize the Golden Mean?

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    93. Re:Well duh by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Budget overruns, endless committee meetings, sub contractors who cant meet a deadline to save their lives (literally!), mission creep, management adding new features the infrastructure was never meant to handle, sales promising it to the customer at no additional charge, shipments of materials that are delayed...I could go on, but I think you get the picture. Humans are humans. Our challenges and problems are intrinsic to us, not a product of our mutable environments, methods, and technology.

      So the problems we have in 2017 this will slide a project into the next fiscal year. Apparently, in 10500 BC it will slide a project past a few millennia. Business as usual. SNAFU is the status quo.

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    94. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      Wrong, _you_ canâ(TM)t compare.
      The sentence you should be using is itâ(TM)s wrong, not both are wrong.

    95. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      What a bizarre rant, you are wrong about almost every conclusion youâ(TM)ve reached. Decrying well established and accepted views. Letâ(TM)s see
      > His tribe was likely the nomadic tribes on the Mount Sinai area
      Huh itâ(TM)s known where his tribe lived (simply because he is a major historical character) and we donâ(TM)t need you to speculate incorrectly

      > Abraham but Arabic people had nothing to do with that lineage.
      Considering there is a 1000 year gap, you stand alone in the definition of relationship

      > Mohammed wanted to make his people > monotheistic so he adopted some ideas
      Let me guess you are Jewish or atheist, abrahamic religions are built on each other by definition

      >They still kept all of the traditions from the old Arabic religion
      You discovered this all by yourself , itâ(TM)s nothing new all religions absorb or reuse previous sacred days/events/holidays

      >alling Islam an Abrahamic religion is pure nonsense.
      By definition it is, where do you get your information and facts ?

      Ok my post is a bit angry and i canâ(TM)t be bothered to edit it on a phone
        For someone that picked a philosophers name as a handle the post is very very uneducated

    96. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      The question answers is where are Moses laws , presuming is 100% adherents to those laws isnâ(TM)t required hell not one rabbi follows all of Moses laws to the letter

    97. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      No the poster is showing off their unfamiliarity with the word abrahamic and thinks âoeI can figure things out by starting at itâ

    98. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      What ! You are so unfamiliar with the religion you are idolizing
      A) the pope is the representative of GOD, speaks with GODS words
      B) Christianity demands you are absolved and forgiven by a priest (the alter boy rapist kind)
      C) Christianity say you are born a winning piece of shit
      D) a lot of hell fire and brimstone

      So itâ(TM)s not the lovely dopey thing you donâ(TM)t know much about thatâ(TM)s without getting into The Who and how to burn sinners

    99. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      Well to be fair non of Jesusâ(TM)s teachings are in the Bible either , the Bible is the
      Musings of people a long time after his death

    100. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the hand waving accusations

    101. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      Other than the intentional inaccuracies that you spread to support your point
      how is it worst ?

    102. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ? other than taping your mum sucking a donkey

    103. Re: Well duh by zaphirplane · · Score: 1

      Itâ(TM)s racist because they Segway into how Arabs are all evil

    104. Re:Well duh by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      In this particular instance, it was politics rather than reproduction. Mohammed had secured a very wealthy and powerful man into his new religion, Abu Bakr. Marrying Abu Bakr's daughter was a way to show unity and establish an unbreakable bond between them and their families. This was especially important to Abu, as his standing in the community had plummeted when he joined what was, at the time, a tiny and bizarre cult.

    105. Re: Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Why 10500? Significant events perhaps.

      It is around the same time as The Younger Dryas a period of sudden climate change when the Ice age ended. The general consensus is gradual climate change, ended the ice age, gradualism.

      However more and more evidence is emerging to support the theory that there was a sudden change that was not completely global.

      The hypothesis for this change is that the Earth was impacted by one or more comets or asteroids assembled like a few kilometres of gravel slushie.

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    106. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      No, that doesn't suggest that the pyramids were built around 10,500 BCE.

      You're right, I made a mistake, apologies.

      What I meant is that the builders of this structure want us to look at this time in our history because it is important enough to build a massive structure like the pyramids to get everyone's attention.

      If what you say is true, it suggests is that Egyptian astronomy goes back that far and that Egyptians had great astronomical charts. Also that says their surveying technology would be good enough to align structures to stars that hadn't been in position for 8,000 years.

      Indeed. The sobering thing though is the Sphinx, claimed to be 4000 years old exhibits the weathering of a structure 35000 or more years old and erosion from thousands of years of rain when there hasn't been rain on the Giza plateau for about 8000 years(IIRC).

      That flies in the face of our conventional view that the history of human civilization started 10,000 years ago.

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    107. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      it wouldn't prove that was when they were built.

      True, my bad, I was posting tired and messed up what I meant to say: that the builders of the Pyramids want us to look at this period of history very closely and they went to a lot of effort to get our attention for when we were sophisticated enough to understand the message.

      So what? You could probably find a star or two they all aligned with 20,817 years ago

      Well they are aligning with clusters of stars in theme with what is on the ground. The three great pyramids align with Orion, 10500 y/a . The Sphinx (a lion) with Leo 10500 y/a, Angkor Wat with Draco 10500 y/a. Stonehenge and Easter Island also align with star clusters (I think a bull at Stonehenge on the hills, with Taurus in the sky 10500 y/a IIRC).

      So the builders have gone to a lot of trouble to make us realize it is deliberate.

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    108. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Sure, however they still built it despite all that. They mobilized a skilled workforce of what must have been thousands of people for a tomb with no names to credit who built it.

      They want us to ask why and they have put an enigma right in our face to solve so we do.

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    109. Re: Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pharaoh Akhenaten invented "the one true God" - it didn't work out well - the curse of early adopters...

    110. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      an atheist has faith that God does not exist

      This is simply false. I do not believe that God exists for the same reason I don't believe Father Christmas or the Tooth Fairy exist, which is because there is nothing to show that they do exist.

      There is no scientific explanation for consciousness and nothing to show it exists. So your argument has already failed. That shows how poorly thought out your position is.

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    111. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      In the original Sumerian writing, from which these words are derived from the word "Gir", which is the first and original word for "God".

      Gir is very much like Grr which is what dogs do. And dog spelt backwards is god. Coincidence? I leave it for you to decide.

      There is a difference between trying to pass of juvenile ignorance as enlightenment and tracing ideas through language. I can see you have difficulty with spelling spelled, so unless you are talking about some sort of weird grain all your trite sentence does is demonstrates stupidity.

      No one cares if you are a infant spiritually, you couldn't read the bible if you tried because it is very complex and probably beyond you. Of course you'll fall back on all sorts of excuses why you won't to try to mask why you can't so I decided, long ago that big ideas, like "God", are to big for small minds.

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      My ism, it's full of beliefs.
    112. Re:Well duh by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The sobering thing though is the Sphinx, claimed to be 4000 years old exhibits the weathering of a structure 35000 or more years old and erosion from thousands of years of rain when there hasn't been rain on the Giza plateau for about 8000 years(IIRC).

      According to whom? The last I read about weathering of the Sphinx was not due to rainfall but runoff of rainfall which is different.

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    113. Re:Well duh by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      In any event, the world was a very different (and more hostile) place back then and there are certain things that were sensible at the time but not now. That's different than something that should be morally reprehensible regardless of the time and place.

    114. Re:Well duh by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

      Be fair: One child. Very much a child when they married, but it was a political thing to tie families together. In accordance with custom he didn't consummate the marriage until she was menstruating, and thus considered an adult by the standards of the time. Today, he would be considered guilty of statutory rape - but those were very different times, and what he did was not really out of the ordinary for a man of some wealth and political importance.

      Be even more fair and recognize that for that "child" there are two ages. The younger age comes from her as an old lady. Is it any surprise she knocked 6 years off her age? If you accept that young age then at the age of 2 she converted to Islam and by her eloquence converted her parents. The other age puts those events when she was 8. By the higher age in most of the U.S. she could marry with parental or judicial consent. It just isn't good for the anti-Islam narrative for her to not be a small child and Mohammad to not be a pedophile under modern law.

      I'm non religious and when reading up on the life of Mohammad could never decide if he believed his preaching or was just a world class "used camel salesman".

    115. Re:Well duh by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

      Wow. so much misinformation, where shall I begin? Allah is not "god" in Arabic. It is the name of the head god in the Arabic pantheon which was the Moon god. Why do you think there are crescent moon symbols everywhere? Mohammed's people, the Arabs where likely not related to the people of Ishmael. His tribe was likely the nomadic tribes on the Mount Sinai area. Judaism did not even exist at the time of Abraham. It grew out of Abraham but Arabic people had nothing to do with that lineage. Mohammed wanted to make his people monotheistic so he adopted some ideas that he learned from travelling traders of Jewish and Christian background and chose the Moon god to be their only god in his new religion. They still kept all of the traditions from the old Arabic religion. Mecca was the center for worship of the pantheon. The Hajji Pilgrimage to Mecca, the Kaaba, the stoning of the Devil (pillar) , circling the Kaaba, are all from the Arabic religion the preceded Islam. Where are the laws of Moses in Islam? Where are the teachings of Jesus in Islam? Nowhere because they were incompatible with it.

      Calling Islam an Abrahamic religion is pure nonsense. There is no direct lineage. He just copied some ideas and tried to create a new backstory to support it.

      Let's correct your misinformation

      Al-Lah = The Lord. Just like the Abrahamic god is The Lord. Same God same "name" just in a different language. Moslems originally prayed to Jerusalem (some still do). Mohammad tried to unify his followers with the Jews in Jerusalem with him as their new prophet. When the news came to him during prayer that the Jewish leaders had rejected him THEN he turned and prayed towards Mecca.

      Mohammad was a native of Mecca and not once but 3 times his followers were expelled because the worshipers of the "old gods" thought they were too numerous and dangerous to the old ways. When the first group went to a nearby Christian country the King questioned them on their beliefs and accepted them as Christian Subjects.

      Tell you what. how about you look for some books on the history of Islam and the life of Mohammad that were written neither by Moslems or by people who hate Moslems and get some honest facts rather than your nonsense.

      Not religious but when I read up on Islamic history it reminded me so much of Christian history in the things they did and believed.

    116. Re:Well duh by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

      Agnostics are more like "I know there is no evidence, but just maybe there still is something"..

      Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. That is the agnostic thinking.

    117. Re:Well duh by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The sobering thing though is the Sphinx, claimed to be 4000 years old exhibits the weathering of a structure 35000 or more years old and erosion from thousands of years of rain when there hasn't been rain on the Giza plateau for about 8000 years(IIRC).

      According to whom? The last I read about weathering of the Sphinx was not due to rainfall but runoff of rainfall which is different.

      Apologies, I did not see your reply.

      I see what you mean about the sheet runoff, the implication being that chemical changes to the limestone may make it more susceptible to erosion, it's a good point. I reviewed my knowledge about the 35,000 year claim and found it was a documentary and the geologist concerned was expressing an opinion that the quarry structure looked between 35000 and 120000 years old. From the supporting evidence in research papers, you sent and I found it would seem that geologists are reluctant to challenge the archaeologists established dogma at this time. Thank you for helping me evolve my knowledge.

      What the new geological evidence presents is a challenge to the claim that the Sphinx is 4000 years old. The structure could not have started to erode before it was built, or have water erosion after Giza turned to a desert so that leads me to doubt the archaeologists claims about the age of the structure and the interest in maintaining it. Additionally the Pyramid quarries do not exhibit as much erosion as the Sphinx quarry so it is possible the structures were built at different times.

      As I pointed out in this post astronomical evidence connects the structures to their zodiacal counterparts. If you accept the alignment of the sphinx to Leo then the structure is over twice the age the archaeologists claim. Of course until astronomers and geologists present more evidence to challenge the established archaeological dogma it's all conjecture, however the math encoded into the great pyramid shows it was a sophisticated society that didn't do things by accident.

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  2. So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Who knew?

    1. Re:So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by bobbied · · Score: 1

      No, that's where they put the proof that Trump colluded with the Russians for safe keeping.

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    2. Re:So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's probably where she wants to bury Donna Brazile after today.
      https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/02/clinton-brazile-hacks-2016-215774

    3. Re:So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two additional teams from KEK, a Japanese particle-physics research group

      Did you ever have one of those brief, but magical periods, where absolutely nothing could go wrong? Everything goes right. No action you take is flawed. A microscopic moment of absolute perfection in a universe ruled by chaos and entropy?

      Yeah. DNC's fucked.

    4. Re:So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that quote in your paste buffer from some previous bit of AC brilliance you shared with us all?

    5. Re:So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut UP, faggot. We don't want to hear your wailings of despair that you wasted your vote on a narcissistic 5-year-old orange haired pussy-grabbing asshole.

    6. Re:So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pussy grabbing was done when he was a democrat because that's in their culture. But he has since repented.

    7. Re:So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by losfromla · · Score: 0

      ...wow. Is that how you christians justify supporting the orange, rapist, molesting, mentally deficient idiot currently debasing the WH?

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    8. Re:So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but I believe it's time for your medication.

    9. Re: So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by kenh · · Score: 1

      Pity HRC couldnâ(TM)t beat Trump in the general election - I bet she was surprised to learn there were no âoesuper delegatesâ to buy off in the general election!

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    10. Re: So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The general election went to Hillary by millions of votes, itâ(TM)s that shitty electoral college you are thinking of genius.

    11. Re: So that's where Hillary hid all those E-mails by losfromla · · Score: 1

      One Person, One vote and we'd not have the orange alzheimer's patient running rampant with his diaper hanging out of his pants. That fat-fuck is so fat he can't even close his _tailored_ suit. There just is no way they can add enough cloth while still calling it a suit jacket.

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  3. Discovery of the Century? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Bitcoin was the discovery of the century?

    1. Re:Discovery of the Century? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      The discovery of the century is Arduino-powered, 3D-printed bitcoin drones that upload 4K photos to the blockchain cloud.

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  4. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Finally! The mystery of Al Capone's vaults will be solved! Call Geraldo!

    1. Re:Finally! by number6x · · Score: 1

      It's full of paintings of Elvis. Velvet paintings.

    2. Re:Finally! by jarlsberg71 · · Score: 1

      Off topic, but it made me think of it.

      “I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago," I said at once.
      "Elvii?" Marcone inquired.
      "The plural would be Elvises, I guess," I said. "But if I say that too often, I start muttering to myself and calling things 'my precious,' so I usually go with the Latin plural.” Jim Butcher, Death Masks

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  5. Of the Century... by Jason1729 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Using the phrase "of the Century" is a very strong indication it's time to stop reading and move on because it's probably something irrelevant and uninteresting.

    1. Re:Of the Century... by Lucas123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Especially considering this century is only 17 years old.

    2. Re:Of the Century... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Especially considering this century is only 17 years old.

      Not in Egypt. According to the Islamic Calendar this is the year 1439. The ancient Egyptians had two calendars: a lunar calendar for religious purposes, and a civil calendar for government administration, but they didn't have leap years so it is hard to project their calendars to the present.

    3. Re:Of the Century... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. I'll concede that it's the biggest discovery we've had this November.

    4. Re:Of the Century... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comment of the century!

    5. Re:Of the Century... by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Well if the century were only a few seconds old, it would be really easy to have the discovery of the century.

    6. Re:Of the Century... by BryanL · · Score: 1

      Of course, saying "of the Millennium" would have been ten times worse.

    7. Re:Of the Century... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      16, actually. But that's ok, the math was difficult.

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    8. Re:Of the Century... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using the phrase "of the Century" is a very strong indication it's time to stop reading and move on because it's probably something irrelevant and uninteresting.

      I vote this the Slashdot quote of the Century!

    9. Re:Of the Century... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. I took the biggest dumb of the century - nay, of the millennium - 17 years ago.

    10. Re:Of the Century... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't tell if you are just stupid, or if you were trying to feel superior by being pedantic about the fact that this year isn't over yet.

      But since you ALSO used a whole number, I'll assume you're just stupid, since if we're rounding to the nearest year, 17 is the correct number.

    11. Re:Of the Century... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      This century started on Jan 1, 2001.
      Look who is stupid now ;-)

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  6. ... show how it was built... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how long it will be before someone finally decides just to take the thing to pieces to see what else is inside. Use manual labor, low-tech tools, film it, and play in reverse to answer the question of how it was built in the first place. (as described by Zelazny in "This Immortal")

    1. Re: ... show how it was built... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we should just nuke it

    2. Re: ... show how it was built... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only way to be sure?

    3. Re: ... show how it was built... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      As long as we nuke it from orbit.

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    4. Re:... show how it was built... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Use manual labor, low-tech tools, film it

      and then the 21st century Human Rights activists would sue you for slavery.

    5. Re:... show how it was built... by dwye · · Score: 1

      Why? We pay the workers just as they did when they were built. Obviously, less beer, and at higher nominal rates (although it might be sinteresting if you convert prices and wages back to ounces of silver).

      Hell, call it re-enacting, just like Europeans reenact Napoleonic and 17th Century battles, the Egyptians can reenact Pyramid construction.

      But then, I am a big Zelazny fan.

  7. Re:There is an even bigger one . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This bait is stale and moldy

  8. Of the Century? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt this is of the decade, or even the year, much less the century. It's cool and all, but I have serious doubts that we'll really get much more historical knowledge out of it, even if Egypt does allow it to be opened. We'll get some great museum pieces and some people will make a lot of money, but I really can't see this as much more than 'neat' from all but the most niche of people.

    1. Re: Of the Century? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming there's even something in there, and wasn't simply left empty to help reduce weight load.

  9. Maybe it's a safe space by pr0nbot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder whether, in today's climate of tearing down statues of famous slavers and imperialists (Jackson, Rhodes etc), people would advocate tearing down the pyramids which, for all their architectural genius, were built at a cost of thousands of lives. They're like Qatari football stadia x1000.

    1. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      that only applies to the west, you should know better than that.

    2. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by magzteel · · Score: 1

      that only applies to the west, you should know better than that.

      The east destroys "offensive" statues too
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...

    3. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Baron_Yam · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, I believe current thought is that pyramids weren't built by slave labour, and Egypt had the wealth to afford it when they didn't need their farmers in the fields.

      I mean, yeah, I'm sure a lot of people died because workplace safety standards weren't really a thing then, but I don't think it was due to throwing away the lives of whip-driven slaves.

    4. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      I always thought that the Pyramids had all the architectural genius of a pile of dirt.

      A large, regularly shaped pile of dirt demonstrating some limited knowledge of astronomy.

      It's like Soviet era construction, but more so: The bigger and thicker you build it, the longer it will stand.

    5. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by kanwisch · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether, in today's climate of tearing down statues of famous slavers and imperialists (Jackson, Rhodes etc), people would advocate tearing down the pyramids which, for all their architectural genius, were built at a cost of thousands of lives. They're like Qatari football stadia x1000.

      Perhaps people died, which happens even in modern times on modern construction projects, but there is evidence they were not slaves. Maybe you weren't trying to infer that, but that's how your post came across to me given the Confederate reference.

      https://harvardmagazine.com/20...

    6. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder whether, in today's climate of tearing down statues of famous slavers and imperialists (Jackson, Rhodes etc), people would advocate tearing down the pyramids which, for all their architectural genius, were built at a cost of thousands of lives.

      They were built by paid workers, according to archaeological evidence.

      While some lost their lives, I don't think anyone is calling for any large construction project with loss of life to be torn down. Nor are there even calls for tearing down projects built by slave labor, such as the White House. Well, perhaps an extremist fringe is calling for both, but to pretend an extremist fringe represents the majority of people opposed to statues of leaders such as Robert E Lee is building a strawman.

    7. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor snowflake. We know what these statues really mean to you.

    8. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by quantaman · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether, in today's climate of tearing down statues of famous slavers and imperialists (Jackson, Rhodes etc), people would advocate tearing down the pyramids which, for all their architectural genius, were built at a cost of thousands of lives. They're like Qatari football stadia x1000.

      I hope you're not legitimately having trouble differentiating structures built thousands of years ago to celebrate gods with statues built a little over 100 years ago to remind black people that the whites were still in charge.

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    9. Re: Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slavery was not exclusive to africa. Most civilizations or cultures at one point or another engaged in slavery by means of conquest. Spoils of war...

    10. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. There's quite a difference between a statue that's less than 200 years old, of some asshole who advocated enslaving blacks, and a many thousands year old pyramid from a long-dead civilization, that we've spent hundreds of years just trying to figure out exactly how it was built.
      2. What your suggesting sounds more like something that ISIS assholes would do (i.e., blow up and otherwise destroy historical monuments, to erase history)
      3. You sound like a troll, especially considering that your username is 'pr0nbot'. I think maybe you should bugger off, k?

    11. Re: Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's because you don't know jack shit about building large things.
      And just FYI, early attempts at building big structures were indeed just huge piles of dirt.

    12. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by jwhyche · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I always thought that the Pyramids had all the architectural genius of a pile of dirt.

      And that is where you would be wrong. To a lot of laymen looking at the pyramid as nothing more than a stack for block stacked on top of each other. Then they give it no more thought.

      There was a lot of thought that went into the shape of the pyramids before they build the 3 big ones. It took a lot of trial and error before they could get the 45 degee slope in the those. All around Egypt there are actually dozens of pyramids where the Egyptians where trying to figure that out. Lots of the attempts failed.

      The first step would be getting the blocks there, most of them weighing several tons, from far away locations by barge. Then there is the moving of those stones across land, up ramps and positioning them in place. Did you know that each stone was shaped for the position that it was being placed in. Think about that for a moment. The stones themselves had complex coding systems that said where they went. The even have markings on them that say "this end up."

      Then there is the grand gallery itself. The load bearing stones around that that keep the gallery open are holding up thousands of tons of stone. The shape and fitting of the support stones has to be nothing short of perfect or the whole thing would come down.

      We should talk about the moving parts of the pyramids. Yes, the pyramids have or had moving parts. Once the pyramids where closed up they did this by sliding 100+ ton blocks into place. Blocks, as in more than one. You know those scenes in the Indiana Jones movies where they would break the rock, sand pours out, and the big door comes down? That is probably how they did it.

      I could go on and on but I think you see what I mean. There was the aligning of the pyramids with he stars. Did you know the pyramids had a outer limestone coating? When they where built the pyramids where coated in limestone and the sides where smooth and bright white. The case stones where fitted with such perfection that you couldn't get a playing card between the seems.

      The building of the pyramids for the Egyptians was a task that was on par with the moonshot of the '60's.

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    13. Re: Maybe it's a safe space by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Slavery still exists, but it's called "9 to 5".

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    14. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you prefer sucking other men’s semen out of your wife’s vagina or her backdoor?

    15. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder whether, in today's climate of revisionist history, you realize the majority of those statues were put up in the 50s and 60s as a direct response to the movement to repeal Jim Crow laws.

    16. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would explain this void then. It was just a cost-cutting measure. Saved on resources and labor by not bothering to fill in bits that nobody would see anyway.

    17. Re: Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Slavery still exists, but it's called "9 to 5".

      I know that's a joke; but, to even equate the two is a little offensive.

    18. Re: Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used the Aliens and Their spaceships...
      And the laborers didn't even know it?

    19. Re: Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "9 to 5" isn't slavery. The other shift (called night shift) from 5pm to 9am is real slavery.

    20. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But safety standards requires that old buildings needs to be demolished.

    21. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether, in today's climate of tearing down statues of famous slavers and imperialists (Jackson, Rhodes etc), people would advocate tearing down the pyramids which, for all their architectural genius, were built at a cost of thousands of lives. They're like Qatari football stadia x1000.

      Other than the difference that confederate statues have a much smaller footprint than the pyramids and would require lots of labor and equipment to remove. That and many statues were erected long after the Civil War to intimidate the local African-Americans.

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    22. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say they looked easy to construct. He meant they are so aesthetically simplistic as to be uninteresting.

    23. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      "I hope you're not legitimately having trouble differentiating structures built thousands of years ago to celebrate gods with statues built a little over 100 years ago to remind black people that the whites were still in charge."

      I hope you're not legitimately suggesting that those confederate statues were built to frighten the blacks. Might as well say that statues of JFK were built to glorify womanizing and to terrify women.

    24. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      I always thought that the Pyramids had all the architectural genius of a pile of dirt .. .A large, regularly shaped pile of dirt demonstrating some limited knowledge of astronomy.

      Part of architecture is the design. Part of architecture is the execution or construction. At the time, constructing them was a feat.

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    25. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

      Slavery has been invented many times over. No point to blame any particular ethnic groups - human beings of all walks of life have enthusiastically engaged in this activity probably forever.

    26. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by boudie2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a 51.5 degree slope. Saw a documentary recently which said the builders would take a square rock measure 14 units in and 11 down (or vice versa) cut along that line and just keep doing it until it was about 500 feet tall. And then there a slight incline of the sides. All in all it's very impressive and must have been much more so covered in it's original limestone casing and gold top.

    27. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure from that cutaway view, the Great Pyramid is a bong.

      Typical of Man's hubris, to look at the Alien Space Bong and claim "I built that"!

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    28. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. They were built to assuage the poor Southerner's fragile ego's.

      The war was lost, the economy was destroyed. They were losers.

      Then they came up with the idea that this wasn't all about slavery...instead, we were fighting for state's rights. That's it!

      So, the built the monuments to feel better about themselves, to reframe the war, etc.

      Scaring the blacks was just a side-benefit.

    29. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by judoguy · · Score: 1

      ... people would advocate tearing down the pyramids which, for all their architectural genius, were built at a cost of thousands of lives.

      Definitely tear it down. Carefully cataloging every piece and location. Measure and photograph exhaustively and then re-assemble exactly.

      Then we'd know. No more guesses or conspiracies. We'd just know.

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    30. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by hendric · · Score: 2

      Don't forget you are comparing them to the modern spectacle of skyscrapers and whatnot, and looking at them after thousands of years of looting and theft.

      Imagine instead that you saw them on the horizon, their sides polished smooth white limestone (stolen to pave roads in Cairo), their peaks covered in hammered gold/electrum, reflecting the light of the Sun. As you approach the sheer enormity of these objects, made by man to praise their God, would strike you in awe. Yes there are temples and other large structures, but this would be something so out-of-the-ordinary, blinding white and visible at night from anywhere in Cairo.

      https://www.smithsonianmag.com/videos/category/history/what-the-completed-great-pyramid-wouldve-lo/

      And the builders weren't slaves but either devoted followers or paid workers.

      https://www.usnews.com/science/articles/2010/01/12/egypt-new-find-shows-slaves-didnt-build-pyramids

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    31. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Evidence points to the pyramids being built by Egyptian government contractors. Evidence also shows they were supposed to be giant cubes.

    32. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by jwhyche · · Score: 5, Interesting

      While I'm pretty sure you are being funny, so the following rant isn't directed at you.

      This is really one of the things that pushes all the wrong buttons I have. Attributing something like the pyramids or Stonehenge to aliens because they think early man was to stupid to figure out how to do it, or some such bullshit. The Egyptians where primitive, not stupid. They where just as intelligent as anyone alive today.

      Actually, now that I stew on it, calling them primitive is bullshit too. They Egyptians at the time had and extremely complex society. They had a complex social order, economic system, and production capacity. What they didn't have was technological advancement.

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    33. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that only applies to the west, you should know better than that.

      The east destroys "offensive" statues too

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...

      So "progressive" treatment of statues they don't like is just like the Taliban treatment.

      That's ... illuminating.

    34. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      I think the real question here is: Where did they get the playing cards?

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    35. Re: Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imply, you infer.

    36. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Did you know that each stone was shaped for the position that it was being placed in.

      That is an unwarranted assumption. It is much more likely that blocks were made reasonably close to particular dimensions and then, based on the actual finished size they turned out to be, were assigned to specific positions in the build. The most critical dimension would be the height, so all blocks with a particular height would be assigned to, and marked for, one level while blocks with another height went to another level.

    37. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Then there is the moving of those stones across land, up ramps and positioning them in place.

      Actually, there may be sufficient evidence to suggest that all of this was done via the power of water too. The pyramid's subterranean chamber may have functioned as a hydraulic ram pump, filling some form of temporary lock structure to lift each stone block up and into place.

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    38. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used feeler gauges, actually.

    39. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by MrKaos · · Score: 2

      I always thought that the Pyramids had all the architectural genius of a pile of dirt.

      Then you obviously don't know very much about them because the Pyramids are a wonder of math. They are *the* most culturally significant works our entire race have ever produced. The genius they encapsulate are so mind boggling in scope that it shows we are spiritual infants and mathematical simpletons by comparison.

      I don't think our society could produce this quality of work. Ancient Egyptians had the Left brain school of Mathematics and the Right Brain School of Spirituality and the Pyramids are the work of the best of our entire species, Mankind's Opus Magnum. Culturally, they are humanity at it's greatest. The sheer task of designing it, and project managing those with enough skills to build it, alone, is a spectacular achievement.

      A large, regularly shaped pile of dirt demonstrating some limited knowledge of astronomy.

      The Great Pyramid encodes a great deal of information:

      • The Great Pyramid aligns to true north to an accuracy our society is only just achieving.
      • If you draw a Vesica Piscis

        of the Earth and draw a diamond in the oval the corners are equidistant from the centre of the Earth, the North Pole and the great Pyramid (the other edge in the ocean). Somewhat ironically the four points are Water, Earth, Air and Fire.

      • When viewed from above the Great Pyramid is in the centre of all of the land masses of the Earth.
      • It encodes phi in the distance of the Kings Chamber to the tip and base.
      • Take the perimeter of the base and then divide it by the height multiplied by 2 you'll get Pi (1760/560 = 3.14).
      • The length of a base side is 9,131 Pyramid Inches measured at 365.24 Pyramid Cubits is the number of days in a year [9,131/25 = 365.24, accurate to 5 digits].
      • Adding the length of its edges produces 43200 which when you multiply it by the volume of the Great Pyramid, it is the volume of the earth, so the Great Pyramid is a scale model of the Earth 43200:1.
      • The length of the antechamber of the King's Chamber times Pi = length of a sidereal year [116.26471 Pyramid Inches * 3.14159 = 365.25636 days, accurate to 8 digits]
      • There are more coincidences. Circle the flats and corners of the Great Pyramid subtract the circumference of the inner one from the outer one and you get the speed of light. In the same measurement two 3,4,5 triangles on the edge of the square encode the size of the earth and moon.
      • The Great Pyramid is an EIGHT sided pyramid, which can be seen at the Spring equinox, from the air.

      And that is just the fascinating math of the Great pyramid, Pythagoras is said to have derived his theorems from a study of the Great Pyramid and when you look at them this way there is little doubt they are a masterpiece monument to mathematics, which is so much more than boring tombs, IMHO.

      It's like Soviet era construction, but more so: The bigger and thicker you build it, the longer it will stand.

      Sometimes, thats the point. When you build a clock to measure time on a scale of Ages, that's what you do. If you're a civilization that last thousands of years and you generate enough surplus to employ skilled people to build the Pyramids, you can build something to measure the longevity of your society. You can make notes about the zodiacal signs that pass by and figure out things about the Earths wobble.

      The three pyramids align with Orion in its configuration 10500 years ago, whilst the Sphinx aligns with Leo 10500 years ago. Other information is also encoded in the placement of the three Pyramids in relation to the solar system. It maybe co-incidence however it certainly isn't random, especially when you consider that the Golden Ratio is expressed in the distance between the Great Pyramid, Angkor Wat and Easter Island which themselve

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    40. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe current thought is that pyramids weren't built by slave labour, and Egypt had the wealth to afford it when they didn't need their farmers in the fields.

      I mean, yeah, I'm sure a lot of people died because workplace safety standards weren't really a thing then, but I don't think it was due to throwing away the lives of whip-driven slaves.

      Thanks, I thought I had read something similar recently.

      I imagine quite a lot of people died in Medieval times building cathedrals.

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    41. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The Egyptians where primitive, not stupid. They where just as intelligent as anyone alive today.

      Exactly. Human beings have not made some massive evolutionary leap over the last five thousand years.

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    42. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      slavey was invented by black people in africa

      So does that mean they're more advanced than white people? Not sure of your point here.

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    43. Re: Maybe it's a safe space by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      "9 to 5" isn't slavery. The other shift (called night shift) from 5pm to 9am is real slavery.

      If you're working 16 hour shifts regularly you're doing something wrong.

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    44. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that we "modern" people could not reproduce their feat until recently (w3ell within the past 100 years), I would hesitate to say that they were not technologically advanced. Granted, not advanced in the same areas we are, but still advanced.

    45. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a few of your points even addressed architecture. Yes, they made some crude vaults. Yes some of the stone hauling and placement is impressive, but that really isn't architecture. Architecturally it was closer to a pile of sand than genius.

    46. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, because considering 99% of confederate statues were built during the Civil Rights era, it is trivial even for a child to figure out their true purpose. If you want irrefutable facts, look up the original talks about most of them. It is specifically stated that they were built to reinforce white supremacy.

    47. Re:Maybe it's a safe space by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Apart from Hollywood's finest contributions to archaeology, do you have any evidence that the labour gangs who built the Pyramids (and left their graffiti in dark corners of it) were slaves? The records indicate that they were farmers paying part of their tax burden with labour.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  10. The clues for this have been around for a while? by mykepredko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I thought that when the robot that was looking to the end of one of the "Star Shafts" (back in 2002), a chamber like this was hypothesized because the robot came to the "door" at the end of the shaft.

    I haven't keep up with the research for a while, but I think saying that this is the "discovery of the century" is simple hyperbole.

  11. top kek! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    top kek!

  12. I expect something silly like budget cuts. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it was suppose to be a much bigger chamber, but for some reason they were not able to complete it, so they made a smaller one. However they left the remains of the bigger one in place, as no one would see it or know.

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  13. Ben was right! by AndyKron · · Score: 1, Troll

    Ben Carson's grain storage!

  14. It is empty by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    That void is empty. The alien space ship that was originally hangered there has been moved to the vault A Thiruvandapuram Sri Padmanabha Swamy temple . Citation provided

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    1. Re:It is empty by MangoCats · · Score: 1

      Awesome $22B - now, share that among all the citizens of the country and they can each pay for a month of cellphone service.

  15. Re:The clues for this have been around for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nonsense. It is easily the hyperbole of the century.

  16. Re:The clues for this have been around for a while by MangoCats · · Score: 3, Funny

    Physicists are proud of their new portable mountain scanning X-ray machine, let them have their moment.

  17. Re:The clues for this have been around for a while by BlueCoder · · Score: 2

    There have been theories of more chambers in the great pyramid for over a hundred years. There are also theories about chambers beneath the Sphinx.

    The problem is the politics with government Egypt and it's people. They are a very proud people. They want their own scientists to make all discoveries. They want to promote the theories of their own scientists. They are a Muslim nation researching ancient blasphemous religions.

    Next you have international archaeological politics. There are lots of crack pots out there and there are many fringe theorists that are yet to be proven right. "Science" isn't very scientific and it full of politics and prideful people that decree acceptable theories. The crack pots are the ones that are usually on to something but not for the reasons they thought and are usually not allowed near the pyramids unless they have money.

    When it comes to making discoveries the Egyptian authorizes move slow even when they know they are there. They currently know about many potential chambers. While it's good not to rush things they take it to the extreme. No one gets near the pyramids to make discoveries without a sizable donation to Egypt.

  18. Space to save building material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it is just an empty space to save building material.

    1. Re:Space to save building material by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      They still had enough to build 2 more pyramids.

  19. Re:There is an even bigger one . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's as stale and moldy as an email server in a bathroom.

  20. Re:The clues for this have been around for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile, the pyramids in China are never spoken of.

  21. Re:There is an even bigger one . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine how stale and moldy it will be in 2025 when Trump leaves office.

  22. What is it they found? by Elixon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dictionary: void = a space containing no matter

    So they found literally nothing? Must be certainly the discovery of the century.

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  23. Might explain something that's always mystified me by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the remarkable facts of Egyptology is how nearly impossible it was to prevent tombs from being robbed over the course of thousands of years. There's never been a tomb found that hasn't been robbed at some point, even Tutankhamen's tomb. Most are picked clean of anything that might be of interest to anyone other than an archaeologist.

    But it always seemed to me, given the scale of the pyramids, that there was an obvious option for deterring robbers: make the scale of the engineering project necessary to find and reach the burial chamber more costly than the value of the goods in the chamber. It's not unreasonable; the cost of even a small pyramid must have outweighed the cost of the funerary goods in it by thousands of times. I'm not talking about sealing the burial chamber with a ten ton slab of rock; I'm thinking in terms of hundreds of thousands of tons.

    It has to have occurred to anyone who's pondered the pyramids that there might be things still left hidden inside all that volume. The thing is there is no way to investigate such speculation without some means of being able to see through solid stone. For that reason the matter of undiscovered chambers in the pyramids has become to Egyptology a bit like questions about perpetual motions machines are to physicists. I even saw one Egyptologist say in response to this news that there was "zero chance" of anything remaining undiscovered in the Great Pyramid.

    But maybe speculation isn't so pointless, now that we in the 21st century actually *can* in a fashion see through solid stone.

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  24. Of the millennium... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    So technically if this really is the "discovery of the century" you could also accurately describe it as the "discovery of the millennium" too. Someone clearly missed the opportunity for maximum hype.

  25. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If your employer rapes you or beats you, you can have them arrested and press charges. A slave cannot.
    If your employer orders your family to work, they can just say no. A slave's family, children included, can't say no.
    If your employer orders you to relocate and leave your family behind, you can refuse. Slaves cannot refuse.
    If your employer orders you to work for free, you can refuse. Slaves must work for free.
    If you decide you don't like your employer, you can quit and go find a different employer. Slaves cannot.

    It is popular to compare employment to slavery because you must work in order to live. But the two are far more different than alike, in ways that are of the utmost importance.

    And anyway, why would you expect that it should be otherwise? In order to survive you must eat food, wear clothes, heat your house, etc....and all of those things come to you because others have labored to provide them. You think you should just get all that for free, and give nothing back to them? THAT would be slavery.

    1. Re: No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liberals seem to believe that. Like Zuckerburg.

  26. For God's sake, DON'T OPEN IT! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    They never learn, do they? Some things are better left alone, such as a mysterious void in the Great Pyramid.

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    1. Re:For God's sake, DON'T OPEN IT! by yuriklastalov · · Score: 1

      Nothing describes the scientific mind better than Hubris.

    2. Re:For God's sake, DON'T OPEN IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I'll bet it's Pandora's Box.

    3. Re:For God's sake, DON'T OPEN IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha ha ! It's an Halloween news. The true mummy of Cheops is still in the Great Pyramid with all his sacred furniture !!

      "Noting describes the scientific mind better than Hubris" => I dont think so, mad scientists characters build mad secret weapons. The hubris of deus ex machina is science fiction and is about technology not science. Science is about the understanding of durable truth.

      In science fiction, hubris is more often a warning against playing god or against being the sorcerer's apprentice. Matrix : Neo is shy and in love, Agent Smith is arrogant and seeks power. Interstellar : Cooper is a farmer caring for his daughter, Dr Mann is the best astronaut and a merciless survivor. Alien Covenant : the deus ex machina wins it all, he is a mass desctructor, an hubris warning.

  27. Re:The clues for this have been around for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good thing you posted as AC. The first rule of the pyramids in China is "don't talk about the pyramids in China."

  28. It's the tomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of Jimmy Hoffa

  29. Fake science, fake pyramids! by Tristao · · Score: 1

    We know the Flood occurred in 2348 BC (when Noah was 600 years young), and all humans were wiped out except for Noah and his direct family (who went on to love each other very, very, very much).
    Now this article wants us to believe that "The pharaoh Khufu, who reigned from 2509 to 2483 B.C., built (the pyramid)"! Do they expect us to believe that it survived the Great Deluge? With those paintings in such condition? No way. I say they were built and painted after God invented the rainbow. Probably by Mexicans. They have pyramids there too.

    1. Re:Fake science, fake pyramids! by anonanimaniac · · Score: 1

      Fun fact, god invented the rainbow as a way to show his promise to humans and animals. I sometimes promise my dog stuff, but I don't think he believes me. Then again I never passed a beam of light through a prism, so there's that.

    2. Re:Fake science, fake pyramids! by Tristao · · Score: 0

      The animals must have been pretty stoked to have been taken into consideration. Right up to the point when God told humans that he loved the smell of burning animal fat on the sacrificial altar. I mean, who doesn't love that bbq smell? That's how you know that those vegan religions are fake. Of course God loves to eat animals. Jesus even multiplied fish for people to eat. But I guess fish weren't that excited when they heard that there would never be another Deluge again.

    3. Re:Fake science, fake pyramids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are actually no paintings in the Great Pyramid.

    4. Re:Fake science, fake pyramids! by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

      We know the Flood occurred in 2348 BC

      Nope. That's nonsense, like the rest of your post.

    5. Re: Fake science, fake pyramids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swoosh!

    6. Re:Fake science, fake pyramids! by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      I thought the Pyramids were built by Yule Bryner

    7. Re:Fake science, fake pyramids! by Tristao · · Score: 0

      What do you mean, nonsense? Is it the part about the Mexicans having built the pyramids? Or maybe you don't agree that Noah and his children had to love each other very much to repopulate the Earth? Or is it the part about him being alive for 6 centuries before building and sailing his ark? Oooh, I know, is it the part where I mention that there is such a thing as a God?

      Maybe I should have hash-tagged #sarcasm, or is that still too subtle these days?

    8. Re:Fake science, fake pyramids! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should have hash-tagged #sarcasm, or is that still too subtle these days?

      You could do a big ***SARCASM ALERT*** up front like people do with spoiler alerts. But people would just ignore it and call you a poopy-head anyway.

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  30. Re:Monument of Slavery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You "couldn't resist" making a racist comment? Try harder

  31. Re:Might explain something that's always mystified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it always seemed to me, given the scale of the pyramids, that there was an obvious option for deterring robbers: make the scale of the engineering project necessary to find and reach the burial chamber more costly than the value of the goods in the chamber. It's not unreasonable; the cost of even a small pyramid must have outweighed the cost of the funerary goods in it by thousands of times.

    When you hate everyone who has a chance of inheriting your wealth, spend over 99% of it on labor to make a REALLY big tomb. Just keep enough available to enjoy those last years as your heirs slowly realize what you are doing and that it's far too late for them to do anything to stop it.

  32. forget that.. I wanna see.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanna see nat geo of old..
    Aboriginise women of the deep bush..
    Floppin tities and crap.. Ohhh La Laa,

    Bares resemblance to news for nerdz more so than this pile of shit..

    Plus, seriouly, whom can turn away from seriously big, beautiful, black boobies.. :) Nerdz er naught, I am sure there are many whom still have the paperback in a box somewhere..

  33. Re:There is an even bigger one . . . by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 0

    This bait is stale and moldy

    What bait? You mean to say that it is not true?

  34. Wouldn't bother me in the slightest by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    if the Pyramids got tore down, but they're not symbols any more, they're historic curiosities.

    But even as symbols there's strong evidence that they were built for one of two reasons:

    a. Religion. And I don't hear anyone calling to tear down the sistine chapel.

    b. As a show of power to other nations. To say "Look what we can do, don't mess with us".

    Now, as for those famous slaver monuments, they were built during the 'Jim Crow' era when the south was trying to oppress black people. They sent a very, very clear message: You are still slaves. They were not nor where they ever meant to honor the fallen. They weren't even meant as an 'F.U.' to the north. The historic significance is well know. They were put up to scare black people into submission as part of a broader campaign of terrorism that included both institutionalized violence and general fear-mongering.

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  35. Re:Monument of Slavery by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    In recent light of the political climate, I think we should remove these Pyramids as they are monuments of slavery. Sorry I just could not resist.

    You could not resist posting nonsense? There is no evidence that the pyramids were built by slave labor.

  36. Re:Might explain something that's always mystified by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    It has to have occurred to anyone who's pondered the pyramids that there might be things still left hidden inside all that volume.

    The problem with the design is that there is little volume in the pyramid itself as it wasn't designed that way as it is the world's largest grave markers in a way. Most of the structure is used to support it's own weight. That's a problem with using only masonry as load-bearing members. If you look at medieval castles you'd find that the interiors are much smaller than you think because the walls have to be thick. Later castles that were not used as defense but more as manors or estate homes had much larger interiors.

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  37. Yes, finally we found their WC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it is just a time to deconstruct them and assemble again, in order to stop all these kind of speculations.

  38. Does anyone know what these are? by boudie2 · · Score: 1

    It's some sort of heiroglyphics. Some people say they're supposed to be lights. Or is it just another one of those Erich von Daniken things?
    https://mdw-ntr.com/images/blo...

    1. Re:Does anyone know what these are? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Representations of the potent fragrance wafting from the lotus flowers.

    2. Re:Does anyone know what these are? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Look like giant knobs with a single big sperm in to me.

      I'll get my coat.

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    3. Re:Does anyone know what these are? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, they are flashlights with snakes that shoot out.

    4. Re:Does anyone know what these are? by boudie2 · · Score: 1

      So that's one vote for light bulb and one for giant knob.

  39. Scientists scanned the pyramid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..., you won't believe what happened next!

  40. Thing to thank The Arabs for: by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1
    • Al-Jabra
    • Al-Kohol
    • Al-Ibi
    • the Al-Phabet
    • Al-Titude

    And, most importantly:

    Al-Literatation.


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  41. Call Geraldo Rivera by kenh · · Score: 1

    Tell him this is Al Caponeâ(TM)s vault!

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    1. Re:Call Geraldo Rivera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FFS, it has been 30 years and you still hold the grudge?

  42. As the claims get more farfetched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people just tune you out. Keep it up!

  43. One Night In Giza by cstacy · · Score: 1

    I thought the Pyramids were built by Yule Bryner

    No, the pyramids are a show with everything in it BUT Yule Bryner. The void is where Yule Bryner would go, if he were in it.

  44. Big Void by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

    From TFA:
    > “There have been many hypotheses about the pyramid, but no one even
    > imagined that such a big void is located above the Grand Gallery.”

    Shouldn't that be long void?

    long void is to void as long int is to int.

    C'mon guys. Let's have consistency on this.

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    1. Re:Big Void by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they found a long void pointer... well, it could lead to anything.

  45. where or were? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please please please take the time to learn the difference between the word "where" and the word "were".

  46. sily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Waiting for non-whites to discover something? You'll be waiting a long time.
    DNA testing of mummies has revealed that the ancient Egyptians were genetically closed to Europeans than the sand nigg3rs currently squatting on that land.
    We wuz kangs yo!

  47. Not really a void by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's filled with creamy nougat.

  48. Slave Grave by seoras · · Score: 1

    I think we me have found resting place of the remains of those who built that pyramid.

    1. Re:Slave Grave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      f**king seriously! Pyramid is not built with slaves! learn some history facts.

  49. Re:Might explain something that's always mystified by hey! · · Score: 2

    What you say may be true of smaller pyramids, but the Great Pyramid does have internal passageways and rooms. With 2.5 million cubic meters there's plenty of room.

    The medieval castle analogy is apt; to a first approximation the Great Pyramid is solid rock. But you can leave plenty space for a burial chamber and it would still to a first approximation be solid rock.

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  50. Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't expect a huge pyramid to be totally solid.

  51. Re:The clues for this have been around for a while by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    > "Science" isn't very scientific and it full of politics and prideful people that decree acceptable theories.

    "Science progresses one funeral at a time -- Max Planck, originator of quantum theory

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  52. Typical builders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THey said they would be back next Tuesday to fill that hole.

  53. Re:Might explain something that's always mystified by qwerty+shrdlu · · Score: 1

    Well, if all the gold stayed buried, the next batch of pharaohs wouldn't have had such pretty grave goods.

  54. Oh man.... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

    They found my porno stash!

  55. So this means ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... a cavity search.

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    1. Re:So this means ... by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Could be the back orifice.

      Most likely it's where they screwed up. Hidden for thousands of years. Now the world will know they weren't perfect. Oh the humanity.

  56. Re:The clues for this have been around for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure they're cheap knockoffs they stole the plans for anyway.

  57. Shafts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coverage on this has been spotty so far. Has anyone said whether the muon detectors can detect and show the known shafts? If so, does this mean there are no shafts leading to the new void? Or are the shafts beyond the scope of detection, so that there might be shafts leading there?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  58. opening; inquire within by swell · · Score: 1

    "The pyramid is opening!" "Which one?" "The one with the ever-widening hole in it!" -- The Firesign Theatre

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  59. is just an air duct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to move cold air out and bring hot air underground to cool it.

    is not a vril lizard trap.

  60. just as intelligent as anyone alive today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the Chinese?

    FYI, the Chinese are way smarter than Egyptians.

    How about the Ashkenazi jews, who are today also smarter than Egyptians are? An interesting thing here is that the Ashkenazi jews only gained this intelligence because troubles in Europe meant that they had to be smart to survive. The dumb ones died. In other words, the intelligence of a typical Ashkenazi jew today is far better than that of one long ago. The same may apply to Egyptians, in either direction: some conditions breed for smart people, and other conditions breed for dumb people.

    A final hint about this: We have tested DNA from mummies. Ancient Egyptians are genetically similar to people now in Syria, while modern Egyptians are much more related to sub-saharan Africans.

  61. Re:The clues for this have been around for a while by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

    I thought that when the robot that was looking to the end of one of the "Star Shafts" (back in 2002), a chamber like this was hypothesized because the robot came to the "door" at the end of the shaft.

    They did finally send in another probe to drill a hole in the door, revealing a tiny compartment with either a back wall or another door. There has been no further attempts permitted since.

    Not that it matters -- those shafts come from the Queens Chamber, and don't intersect at all with the newly discovered chamber, as can be seen in this diagram. The newly discovered chamber(s) are immediately above the Grand Gallery.

    Yaz

  62. Pyramids aren't tombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are water pumps. Gigantic water pumps to move water from the Nile onto the plains.

    1. Re:Pyramids aren't tombs by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Goa'uld reference.

  63. Re:There is an even bigger one . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That doesn't seem to matter to you. You bit anyway.

    Don't look now, but you're supporting my hypothesis.

  64. Monument of Skill by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    There is no evidence that the pyramids were built by slave labor.

    And lots of evidence that they were built by people skilled in their craft.

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    1. Re:Monument of Skill by dwye · · Score: 1

      And paid for their labor, with competitions between work crews.

      OneHundredAndTen, quit parroting lies told to wealthy Romans by Egyptian priests (tour guides, really) over two thousand years after the events occurred. Next, you'll be claiming that the Egyptians really won at the Battle of Kadesh.

  65. And in today's Notnews... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not new. This discovery was made decades ago using very similar methodology and it made headlines back then.

    it's yet another do-over of something from the forgotten and pre-internet past. It's not new to those born before yesterday.

    One of these days, someone will invent the wheel. Someday soon,

  66. Re:Might explain something that's always mystified by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    I never said that they didn't have internal passageways. They are minuscule compared to the volume of the Great Pyramid. Here's an article discussing the latest voids Compare the volume of the chamber vs the pyramid. Most of the pyramid is solid rock with a little left over.

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  67. technological advancement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they didn't have was technological advancement.

    Not a rant. In some ways, they were technologically advanced. If I can find the document again, I'll post it. One of the items found in the tomb was an early version of a wet-cell battery.

  68. Ben Carson was right all along! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's where they stored the grain.

  69. Surprised no one said "Sex Dungeon" by WeezulDK · · Score: 1

    I'm really surprised no one has said "It's a Sex Dungeon" lol Those ancient peoples were kinky. Just look at the Kama Sutra.

  70. Re:Might explain something that's always mystified by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    The location and shape, along with the newness of this tech make me wonder if the readings might not be a reflection / shadow effect of the gallery, though given what's written that seems unlikely.

    I've long wondered about the nasty entrance that was hacked/blasted -- how those involved decided where to bore and why they thought it was a good idea.

  71. Decided not to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Discovery of the Century"

    Some guys found a whole inside an really old building. Amazing!!! My life is complete. I will die a happy man.