Former Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Apologizes For Data Breach, Blames Russians (reuters.com)
Former Yahoo chief executive officer Marissa Mayer apologized today for a pair of massive data breaches at Yahoo and blamed Russian agents on the growing number of incidents involving major U.S. companies. A reader shares a report: "As CEO, these thefts occurred during my tenure, and I want to sincerely apologize to each and every one of our users," she told the Senate Commerce Committee, testifying alongside the interim and former CEOs of Equifax and a senior Verizon Communications executive. "Unfortunately, while all our measures helped Yahoo successfully defend against the barrage of attacks by both private and state-sponsored hackers, Russian agents intruded on our systems and stole our users' data."
blame Russia. I sense a pattern here.
losers blaming Russians for their own incompetency.
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It's always a good idea to blame other's for your incompetence. If it wasn't the RUSSIANS it'd be the CHINESE or the INDIANS or some other nation. Cyberspace is like the wild west. Strap on a six shooter and defend yourself.
What happend to good old Blame Canada?
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I love how every single US problem these days is insta-mitigated with "blame the russians".
If you ever wondered what Marissa Mayer was like at Google, check out "I'm Feeling Lucky: The Confessions of Google Employee Number 59" by Douglas Edwards.
"Unfortunately, while all our measures helped Yahoo successfully defend against the barrage of attacks by both private and state-sponsored hackers, Russian agents intruded on our systems and stole our users' data."
So, while they were successful, they weren't? Or are these supposed "Russian agents" somehow not private or state-sponsored?
When we reach a point where Russia is reflexively blamed for every hack or hack attempt, every piece of questionable news, every disagreeable online posting, and every boogeyman in the closet, it's just a matter of time before the mob reaches a true fever pitch and declares the world would be sunshine and unicorns again without Russia.
And that's when things really start to go sideways.
If you really felt you were at fault, you'd give all those millions of dollars back.
But it's quite obvious what's she's saying is "sorry not sorry" - "I was CEO, so of course the buck stopped with me... but I wasn't actually culpable in any way".
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Good luck if you want to hold anyone accountable for any of this. Maybe you have the time and money to slug it out in the courts. Or years to wait for a verdict.
We have some experience with addressing this. Companies can get slapped pretty hard for violating HIPAA---either for improper disclosure or poor security. However the law was written, it is effective in making them think about security properly. A law by itself doesn't guarantee good conduct across the board, but it certainly helps when there are consequences.
If any congressman wants to extend HIPAA-level security requirements to any system that handles the personal information of American citizens, he gets my vote automatically. We should have done it 20 years ago. Better late than never.
Unless there are new rules and new consequences, nothing will change. Wallets and ballots, people.
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"Because Russians!"
Let's be honest. She was the politically-correct choice. Most C-level candidates anymore are chosen not for their merit--be that technical chops or business acumen--but because they meet a certain social expectation: they are a woman, black, an open homosexual, or a mix. Whatever happened to hiring highly-qualified business pros that are simply business pros like Marc Benioff, Michael Mahoney, or Jen-Hsun Huang? These men are great CEOs. They get the job done, they are well liked by everyone. Why? Because they understand how to run a company. They understand people and how to deliver ROI. They can navigate the boardroom and the cube farms with equal aplomb.
Whatever happened to let's just hire the right person for the job. Yahoo were warned before hiring her that her appointment would not bode well. No one listened. The result? One of the Internet's founding companies is now a shadow of its former self and basically worth far less than Verizon paid.
How I hate the scum that cannot take responsibility for what they screwed up. These people are the most destructive force in the workplace, no matter what level.
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
Blame Russians!
Wouldn't it be better if Yahoo just colluded with Russia's attack on its users like Trump colludes with Russia's attacks on America while denying that Russia is responsible for the crimes that he colludes with?
You obviously missed the fact that the Russian lawyer supposedly colluding with Trump met with the same group Hillary! hired to create that fake Trump dossier.
Yep, that same Russian lawyer met with Fusion GPS right before and right after Don Jr. said, "WTF?!?!" to her when she tried to entrap him.
Who's colluding with Russia?
"Follow the money"
Democrats paid Fusion GPS. Fusion GPS created that fake Trump dossier. Fusion GPS met with the Russian lawyer who tried to meet with Trump.
...when it's way easier just to blame Russia. Lots of American's will jump on board with this. Russian hacking is the bad guy, we're the good guys. Now we can all just ignore that fact that US corporations are constantly targets because of horrible security policies and crappy management.
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Uh, sorry guys. It was the russians who took your money and stuffs. Again, so sorry. Yes, I was paid 30 million when I left, but again, I'm sorry the russians stole your stuffs.
" I want to sincerely apologize to each and every one of our users,"
Both of them.
Teacher: Where's your homework, Timmy?
Timmy: The Russians stole it!
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I am sure that there are many other solipsists out there.
See subject: If "russians" (or anyone else instead of the current 'patsy' russians) found a door they left unlocked @ Yahoo (or YouTube etc.) whose fault is it REALLY folks?
Both, of course. The defense "the door wasn't locked so I came in and took your stuff" will not get you off from a charge of burglary. And the defense "but the lock was really easy to defeat" is even a worse excuse.
This is a form of false dichotomy: the fact that one party has blame does not mean that another party is not also in the wrong.
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Oh YEA... YAHOO... they got hacked. I forgot. So many data breaches, it's hard to keep up. Seems almost like small potatoes compared to Equifax.
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I didn't steal your car stereo, it was the uh Russians!
I'd be happy to sell it back to you though.
A) It's the internet, a system known to have innumerable malicious actors who will fuck up your shit just for the sport of it, even if it's not valuable. If you plug something into it you assume the risk and in turn the burden of securing it
B) This is Marissa Mayer we're talking about, the woman who sank Yahoo! after getting the job running it purely on the basis of social justice and as a gimmick to attract the SJW crowd to the already-dying platform. No amount of external bad actors had anything to do with that, it would have sank just as readily without them (and probably without her, for that matter.)
Yahoo! is the product of the dot-com bubble when everyone and their mother was throwing money at tech, especially search engines. They failed to monopolize the market while someone else didn't so they sucked and died. The underlying cause is that we exist in an economy which strongly favors monopolies, and for something like a search engine with huge data and computational requirements that certainly applies no less. Moreover, Yahoo! was the ADHD-riddled company in the search engine business, they tried social networking, search, image sharing, video sharing, instant messaging, chat, eCommerce, etc and they every single one badly - even managing their already-successful-but-doomed-by-association acquisitions. Hell, they even partnered with Microsoft's Bing and handed over their one asset - the data they acquired over the years - to remain relevant for a couple of more years. Yahoo! is the example of everything not to do as a company and at least half their board (that I know of) were actually smoking meth on a daily basis.
Hunter-Killer robots to track down and punish hypocrites is how the latest robopocalypse started.
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So are Russians now incredibly competent and advanced, or are they backwater vodka-drinkers? Make your pick, but it's only one of those. Either those Russians are very competent and can break into stuff where other people can't, or they're a 3rd world country that plays big under an evil dictator. But those things don't mix. We just see the narrative changed all the time, depending on what the purpose is.
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And her examples were?
This sounds allot like "Well the buck stops here" that we would hear Obama say. It didn't mean anything as far as consequences or actually accepting responsibility.
When I'm managing, I hear this often when someone makes a mistake "I'm not going to make any excuses but" follow by nothing but excuses. Just like "I take full responsibility" followed by explaining all the reasons they were not responsible.
Trump Jr offered the Russian gov lawyer quid pro quo - sanctions relief for Russian government help in the election.
Your attempt at misdirection does not change this fact.
But this is just some of the collusion which is now known. There is also the Popandopolous collusion with Russia's hacking and email release campaign.
By the way, the so-called dossier you claim is fake has more corroboration of its claims. Carter Page claims the dossier is fake, but in the same congressional questioning he corroborated several claims from it.
When you use your finger to point, three fingers naturally point back to you.
The mind conceives, the body achieves, the spirit manifests.
We have seen she is incapable of blaming herself.
she probably has some actual evidence that the hack originated in Russia. And it probably did. Russia and the old Soviet Block countries are full to the brim with out of work software engineers. Didn't you ever wonder why most hacks and quasi-legal software is made over there? China doesn't have this problem because their big manufacturing base absorbs those engineers (and if all else fails the gov't will do make work to keep them from causing trouble).
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It doesn't really matter how computer crime laws are structured.
I own a big warehouse. I tell everyone it's the best warehouse around and they can all keep their valuables in it, for free. Everybody gets on board. Then, once everybody has left their stuff in the warehouse, I leave the front doors open.
Is the person who walked in and stole everything a criminal? Yes.
Am I liable for my negligence? Almost certainly.
Breakfast served all day!
Understandable feeling.
Just don't let that feeling convince you that the current Russia regime isn't out to get us.
but if somebody breaks into your house because your door locks were substandard (can happen even if you have nice locks, the more expensive ones are often just that, more expensive) then are you copping-out when blame them?
Mind you, Yahoo probably bought the crappiest locks they could get away with but still, that doesn't excuse the crime. As for Russia, I'm assuming Mayer's got some evidence if she's willing to say that in front of the Senate. And it's not at all surprising. There are a lot of out of work engineers in Russia. They've got great schools and great people but their economy's not the best. And I don't see a lot of immigration from there as compared to say India or even China.
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Exactly. It's gratuitous lip service that is expected of someone in that position, and not a syllable of it is genuinely meant.
It's schtick, superficiality over substance.
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Trump Jr quid pro quo sanctions relief in exchange for Russian government help in the election. This is treason.
source
Papadopoulus (Trump campaign aid) colludes with Russia's attack on America, and confesses to lying about it to the FBI.
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Carter Page claims the dossier is fake while corroborating its assertions.
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It's interesting that they're blaming Russians... I would have thought the breech occurred due to a hole in security - either a system or a person. But I guess then you'd have to accept that you done goofed.
The dog ate my homework. Let's just blame everything on "the Russians". Well, that narrows it down to a few hundred million people. Let's not bother to actually try and find out which "Russian" may have perpetrated this act. No let's just leave it at that and call it a day. Great way to deflect attention from the fact that this massive breech occurred ON YOUR WATCH.
Well, at least you managed to get all those people working from home back into the office. Because if they are working from home they can't possibly keep an eye on those pesky "Russians". Except that..oh...it happened anyway. So I guess that one kinda backfired. At least you can point to your tremendous success in every portfolio you touched during your tenure as CEO...crickets....
She did "sincerely apologize" so I guess that counts for something. Except she did it after making away with hundreds of millions of dollars in salary and stock so it rings exceedingly hollow to me. And laying off thousands of workers. And driving a stake through the heart of a once proud internet pioneer. But hey, Marissa took care of Marissa and that's all that really matters. Right?
Cunt. Karma is going to have a field day when it catches up to you.
In fact, Hillary spent a lot of time analyzing what she, personally, did wrong. What she said--direct quote-- was "I go back over my own shortcomings and the mistakes we made. I take responsibility for all of them. You can blame the data, blame the message, blame anything you want, but I was the candidate. It was my campaign. Those were my decisions."
What she missed is was that one quote that squelched all others. A management class had an example where managers talk about all kinds of stuff the company will be doing and what is expected from employees but may say one certain thing in a certain way, everybody will forget everything except that one certain thing. I forgot what that example was, bluefoxlucid maybe you know of examples, there was the famous by Obama in 2010 when he cancelled the Constellation lunar program, "We've already been to the Moon" is what everybody remembers him saying. They forget his request for additional funding for R&D of heavy lift launch vehicle (and those following Constellation saw ever increasing costs and schedule slippage that was not sustainable).
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I really don't think race, religion, creed, or gender should offer protection from earning the label of "incompetent".
I think you underestimate just how much I just dont care.
What an incredible lack of integrity exhibited by these corporate failures. The truth is that they failed to put a priority on security spending and WE paid the price. I have no respect for anyone who cries "russian hackers" to cover up their complete lack of ownership with a bit of good ol scapegoating.
How pathetic.
Is the person who walked in and stole everything a criminal? Yes.
Am I liable for my negligence? Almost certainly.
Exactly. The correct answer to the question is "both."
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Yahoo! is a product of being in the right place at the right time with their originally hand-curated lists of things to check out on the internet. After search engines became a thing, Yahoo! was in a constant state of catch-up.
"Sorry, this wasn't actually my fault though, it was the Russians" sounds about as sincere as "I'm sorry that I got caught." Totally meaningless. What a joke of a company.
Staff are guided by an invisible hand when they hire years of security experts?
An invisible hand ensures PRISM got in and was not detected?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
This is an example of an argument that cannot be falsified. When she says clearly, distinctly, and explicitly that it was her fault, you say oh, that's just "gratuitous lip service."
Since nothing she says can possibly change your opinion-- it's clear your opinion is not based on actual facts.
"Irrelevant person figures out way to get her name in news headlines again"
I'm personally thinking of "saving Hotmail" again - I suppose I ought to issue a press release.
Do you have ESP?
Oh really, the Russians? They are quite active these days, responsible for everything it seems. One could get the impression all 147 million Russians arent doing anything else than hack the West 24/7.
About 90 paid employees, in the most well-known Russian Troll farm, actually (reference: http://www.independent.co.uk/n... )
Possibly more in others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-russia-troll-farm-20171008-story.html
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/17/russian-troll-factory-activists-protests-us-election
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Um, the consequences included President Trump, and I haven't seen much better wording in accepting responsibility. If you think that quote sounds like ducking out of anything, you need a remedial English class.
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A malicious bad actor just needs to take over one of the black lists used to feed your hosts shit and millions of people get infected. Are you checking 100k+ hosts entries? Your belief that you're invulnerable is unfounded.
But Y! already sank before her!
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I keep hearing the Steele dossier referred to as 'fake' by Trump apologists, and I have no doubt that some of it will likely turn out to be spurious. However, the dossier introduced the public to a lot of wild claims about the Trump campaign, and so far I've only heard of things being corroborated. A couple of claims have been directly denied by campaign officials implicated in the dossier, but AFAICT those same officials have failed to produce any corroborating evidence.
So in order to dismiss the entire document, despite knowing at least some of it has proven accurate, please provide your overwhelming evidence that most (or in fact some) of it is 'fake'.
You need to learn that words are not actions, and substance is more important than superficiality. So she wrote, in one or two sentences in a book, that it was her own fault, but is that really "taking" responsibility? Because she says so? Did she ever *act* like it was her own fault? Did she ever *act* like she took responsibility for losing? In every interview I've seen and article I've read since the election, she's blamed everyone *but* herself: Bernie Sanders, the Electoral College, racism, "deplorables".. you name it.
Thus the facts support my claim that what she wrote was in fact disingenuous; making it gratuitous lip service.
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New theory:
Slashdot, because it has the most sophisticated and robust moderation system of any major internet forum, has become a sort of R&D battleground for the rapidly evolving art of information warfare.
All the major and many of the minor geopolitical players have their 50 cent armies marshalled here. Yet many of us civilians - of varying degrees of disinterestedness - also remain.
It is our "hearts and minds" that the information warriors seek to win.
You forgot C) The hordes of corrupt liberals blaming Russian state-backed hackers (both employed and freelance) as a form of virtue signaling to distract from the fact they take Russian bribes.
FTFY.
You linked to your comment linking to a +5 funny joke. I have no fucking idea what point you were trying to make. You are fucking insane and should be under supervision at all times. Your trolling with bad spelling and caps is the most annoying part of Slashdot. It's "fantasy", not "phantasy", you fucking moron. You think your code is bug free? Dream on, you can't make a paragraph without errors. Now do everyone a favour and fuck off.
Is the person who walked in and stole everything a criminal? Yes. Am I liable for my negligence? Almost certainly.
Exactly. The correct answer to the question is "both."
In the minds of most Slashdotters there are only binary alternatives. If the warehouse owner is negligent, therefore the criminal hasn't committed a crime.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
Utter BS. Google spread like fire in a tinder forest because it was so much better that anything else at finding the relevant search results that people suddenly started talking about it.
Maybe you discovered it on Yahoo!'s page, but most people found about it from someone else who was raving about it.
Young people nowadays don't realise how absolutely shit search engines were before google. You could try all the tricks you liked, but something like AltaVista just returned page after page of links to pages with links to pages with ads for penis enlargement or life insurance.
There was a good reason why you could buy magazines/books full of useful web links, you'd got almost zero chance of finding them otherwise.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it