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As More Users Complain About Poor Keyboard in Current MacBook Pro Lineup, Critics Say Apple Should Consider Recalling the Device (theoutline.com)

Last year, a report outlining what it described as a major flaw in Apple's current MacBook Pro lineup became a talking point in the industry. The issue was that a piece of dust could render keys on the MacBook Pro lineup useless, and that Apple had no idea how to fix it. Casey Johnston, writing for The Outline: MacBook Pro's keyboard keys stopped working if a single piece of dust slipped under there, and more importantly, that neither Apple nor its Geniuses would acknowledge that this was actually a problem. Today, Best Buy announced it is having a significant sale on these computers, marking them hundreds of dollars off. Interesting. Still, I'd suggest you do not buy them. Since I wrote about my experience, many have asked me what happened with the new top half of the computer that the Apple Geniuses installed, with its pristine keyboard and maybe-different key switches. The answer is that after a couple of months, I started to get temporarily dead keys for seemingly no reason. Again. Longtime widely respected commentator Jason Snell says, "I know that we Apple-watchers sit around wondering if Apple will release new laptops with new keyboards that don't have these issues, but Apple's relative silence on this issue for existing customers is deafening. If these problems are remotely as common as they seem to be, this is an altogether defective product that should be recalled."

212 comments

  1. this is Apple by fred6666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So Apple users are going to be buying the next version anyways.

    1. Re:this is Apple by Pike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not me, not until they've been out for a year and I can tell there aren't any major issues like this. Even then maybe not. Been an Apple customer since 2010.

    2. Re:this is Apple by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 3

      Actually I got cash in hand, waiting to see if the MacBook Air gets replaced by something with a crappy keyboard or not. If it does, I'm buying an old MacBook Air at a deep discount once the replacement is available.

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    3. Re:this is Apple by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      Actually as someone else mentioned, the (lack of) travel on the new keyboards is so bad that I might buy a MacBook Air anyway.

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    4. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or applecare warranty. let apple eat the costs of repair and eventual replacement under anti-lemon laws (which in many jurisdictions also applies to products other than vehicles)..

    5. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not me, probably typing from my last macbook pro. Already gave up iphone for android after they took away my beloved headphone jack.

    6. Re:this is Apple by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is Apple... So clearly they are holding it wrong.

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    7. Re:this is Apple by phayes · · Score: 2

      The corollary is that people who don't have any Apple gear are going to be coming out of the woodworks to complain how "Horrible" the imagined "problem" is and how "Apple has lost it's way since Steve Jobs died".

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    8. Re:this is Apple by www.goatse.ru · · Score: 1

      There is literally NO ESCAPE KEY, so they abandoned a lot of users to begin with when they switched a few years ago. It has gotten pretty bad.

    9. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As long as there are still suckers like you around, Apple have nothing to worry about.

    10. Re:this is Apple by Wolfrider · · Score: 0

      --WHODAFUQ at Apple decided it would be a grand idea to remove the ESCAPE KEY from the Apple keyboard???

      newyorkcity?gettherope.jpg

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    11. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Apple
      >Deep discount

      I have some bad news for you my man.

    12. Re:this is Apple by BronsCon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've ffound the problem to be quite real, my ffriend. Like you, however, I also ffigured it was just made up bullshit... until 2 days ago.

      Sent ffrom my 2016 15 inch MacBook Pro.

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    13. Re:this is Apple by i_ate_god · · Score: 5, Funny

      just buy a $50 lightning cable attached to an escape key.

      it's the apple way

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    14. Re:this is Apple by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      That's a super subjective call. There are plenty of people that love the keyboard EXCEPT for the part where it's so badly engineered that a single piece of dust renders it useless, and when Apple replaces it, they have to replace the whole top half of the laptop.

      I have a theory that this was tested under clean-room conditions at all times, and even employees that got to take it home were probably treating it with kid gloves. Apple should say sorry, offer trade-ins or replacements and move forward. It sounds like it's costing THEM a fortune in replacements, honestly.

    15. Re:this is Apple by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      This applies to any new tech including cars - Never buy the first year of any new model/generation; it will have bugs!

      Actually, this applies to software as well. I've learned that with OSes; specifically in firewalls, I'm always conservative to stay a generation behind, but still new enough that it's in mainstream support that it's both mature and always patched with the latest in critical updates. You can't do that with hardware design flaws.

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    16. Re:this is Apple by slashingweapon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You actually do have an escape key, but now it's on the weird LED touch bar. I never realized how often I touched the esc key without actually pressing it until I got a new MacBook. Apparently I use it to orient my hands when finding the number keys, a habit I now have to break.

      I disliked the keyboard at first, but after a week it felt natural. I hated the new track pad because it gave me a lot of trouble not detecting "right clicks", but it loosened up and now we're friends again.

      I'm still not fond of the touch bar. I'm a touch typist, and as far as I'm concerned that space is supposed to be part of the keyboard and it shouldn't change or move around when I'm not looking (which is always). I also want those darn kids to turn down their music and stay off my grass.

    17. Re:this is Apple by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      --WHODAFUQ at Apple decided it would be a grand idea to remove the ESCAPE KEY from the Apple keyboard???

      Probably the same genius who removed the Del key, the PgUp+PgDown keys, the Home key, the End key...

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    18. Re:this is Apple by joh · · Score: 1

      No, this problem really is horrible. Do you have one? For how long? Do all keys work? If they do, just wait a bit.

    19. Re:this is Apple by sexconker · · Score: 1

      LOLWUT.

      Look at just about any computer keyboard produced in the last 3 decades (or more).
      Not only do they have an Escape key, it's the only fucking key that gets its own island!
      It's fucking important.

    20. Re:this is Apple by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You use FN + the arrows for that. DEL is FN + backspace.
      But the home and end key on Macs never worked as expected anyway.

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    21. Re:this is Apple by sexconker · · Score: 1

      That's not a key. That's software bullshit.

    22. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using a MacBook Pro at work. The display is good, but the random reboots, and draining the battery when plugged in and turning off less so. I'm not tempted to buy one myself.

    23. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You actually do have an escape key, but now it's on the weird LED touch bar.

      That's not a key in the sense that a key is usually equated to some sort of mechanical switch. That's a capacitive button or touchpanel.

      Apparently I use it to orient my hands when finding the number keys, a habit I now have to break.

      Over yet another poor choice in Apple keyboard design. An aside; I still don't know why people don't consider the human input and output portion the most important design aspect of computers. Instead function follows form, when convenient, and when it doesn't infringe on marketing bulletpoints and specifications.

      I disliked the keyboard at first, but after a week it felt natural.

      This is frustrating to hear. Because, with other products, people will complain and maybe admit defeat and just get "used to it." But only Apple products transform the mind so much that people can completely ignore the flaws so much that they feel "natural," or otherwise have no problems with the device. Why do Apple products get a pass like this from Apple users but nothing else so universally gets the same treatment?

    24. Re:this is Apple by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Software, you always wait for the 3.0 release.

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    25. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      literally not a key numbnuts.

    26. Re:this is Apple by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      Bottom line: Typing code on a Mac feels totally retarded.

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    27. Re:this is Apple by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Man...they are REALLY missing Steve Jobs.....

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    28. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This keyboard issue is deliberate and a test of your loyalty. So, are you a true Apple fan (tm) or not?

    29. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do Apple products get a pass like this from Apple users but nothing else so universally gets the same treatment?

      Because it's a cult.

    30. Re:this is Apple by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      It's already costing them replacement parts, repair time and a lot of people not buying any of their new laptops because of the problem.

      The old keyboard, like the one used on the MacBook Air, previous MacBook Pros and their old aluminium wired keyboards are really, really though and still have a small enough travel compared to regular keyboards. But no, mr.designer-in-chief wanted to shave 2mm of the keyboard thickness because a thin keyboard is more important than a usable one.

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    31. Re:this is Apple by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      This keyboard is like the Titanic. It was never supposed to be susceptible to dust at all because of its design...but once the dust ignores the intentions of the designer, it utterly destroys the keyboard. :P

    32. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are they going to type their credit card infos in online to do that when all keys don't work on the current one?

    33. Re:this is Apple by karnal · · Score: 2

      A courageous cult.

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    34. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if a million people say it, its very likely true

    35. Re:this is Apple by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1, Informative

      This has been going on for 15+ years, well back into the Jobs era.

      Remember the first unibody Macbooks that weren't really unibody? They were actually two bits of metal stuck together with glue... And the glue was right where the fans vented hot air, and under a lot of strain from the hinges pulling on it. Maybe you can remember what happened.

      So they made the next generation a real unibody, but the hinges were made out of really thin flat metal. Most laptop hinges are an L shape for strength, but Apple must have wanted to shave 0.25mm off. The screws holding the LCD in were also too close to the edge so the hole itself tended to break after a while.

      They had endless "logic board" problems too, which referred to a number of issues mostly around power delivery. The most common failure over about a decade of models was capacitor failure, because they under-specified the part again and again.

      See, that's Apple's problem. They learn extremely slowly and they don't do proper testing. Other laptop manufacturers catch things like hinge failures because they test the lid opening and closing until it breaks. Okay, on the cheap ones they don't care, but a Lenovo or NEC ultrabook probably isn't going fall apart on you.

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    36. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3.1

    37. Re:this is Apple by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      How about an LG Gram?

      - Dual SSD slots
      - RAM socket
      - Easily removable battery (no glue)
      - Plenty of full size USB ports
      - Thunerbolt port
      - SD card reading and headphone jack
      - Good performance and battery life

      You could make it a hackintosh if you really need MacOS.

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    38. Re:this is Apple by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      just buy a $50 lightning cable attached to an escape key.

      it's the apple way

      Plus a dongle you'll need for all the other cables and attachments you need to use.

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    39. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also map a little used key, like caps lock, to be the new escape key. Chromebooks don't even have one anymore. It's a search button unless you map it back to being caps lock.

    40. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real developers use external.keyboards. The interns and do-little social butterflies pretending to work from their laptops while drinking a cappucino away from their desks don't count.

    41. Re:this is Apple by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      You actually do have an escape key, but now it's on the weird LED touch bar.

      Having used one of these abominations for three months now (thanks to someone stealing my previous MacBook Pro), I can now speak from experience on the matter. The problem is not the lack of the escape key. That's a red herring. There are actually three problems: the position of the escape key, the lack of pressure sensitivity on the touchbar, and the undocumented modifier-key-opens-System-Preferences behavior..

      The position of the escape key is a big problem with the touchbar design. When Apple decided to put the TouchID sensor at the right end of the touchbar, they decided to go for symmetry, and made the left end of the touchbar be inset by the same distance. Unfortunately, this means that for the millions of people who hit escape by muscle memory, the current design literally has no escape key because it is inset so far to the right. You can try to hit it as many times as you want, and you'll never succeed.

      The lack of pressure sensitivity is also problematic. As far as I can tell, touchbar doesn't care if you touch the middle of the button or the bottom edge, and doesn't care about the amount of pressure used. As a result, the touchbar has an extremely high error rate in applications where the user holds down any of the modifier keys while pressing any of the number-row keys (for example, a popular music editing app called Finale). The result is that the touch bar randomly causes unexpected things to happen. It might be possible to fix this in firmware, but I wouldn't count on it.

      The modifier-key-opens-system-preferences behavior makes the above problem worse. Sure, it is bad to accidentally change your brightness, but at least that mistake is easily corrected. Unfortunately, if you're holding down the option key while you touch various controls, the touchbar opens up the most closely related System Preferences pane, taking you out of the app entirely. Because touchbar buttons are extremely easy to trigger accidentally when pressing option-0 through option-9, the result has been absolute nonstop torture for me.

      This is what happens when you don't beta test your "pro" hardware designs on actual power users. You get an abomination that as far as I can tell, power users almost universally hate. Apple should end this failed experiment NOW before it pisses off any more of their users. Or at an absolute minimum, they should make it an entirely optional feature (not "the low end model is available in both configurations", but rather "EVERY configuration is available with your choice of top case"). Then we'll see if anybody actually likes this thing.

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    42. Re:this is Apple by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the new keyboard itself is fine, as far as I can tell. I had a key fail already, but it was just like every previous Mac laptop I've ever owned; you can fix it by pressing at one end of the key and stroking the length of the key, depressing firmly, and repeating until whatever crumb got in there disintegrates. Then the key works again.

      I thought the old keyboard felt better, and my typing accuracy does seem lower with this design, but that could be entirely my imagination.

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    43. Re:this is Apple by jecowa · · Score: 1

      I think they butterfly-switch keyboard might have saved 3mm, but it's still not worth it either way. The scissor-switch keyboard was perfect. My 10-year-old MacBook's scissor-switch keyboard still works great.

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    44. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EXCEPT for the part where it's so badly engineered that a single piece of dust renders it useless

      I'm sorry, I'm an Apple user. What is this "dust" you speak of?

    45. Re: this is Apple by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Yes I really need MacOS

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    46. Re:this is Apple by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Bottom line: Typing code on a Mac feels totally retarded.

      And if you connect an external keyboard, try not ever to hit home or end... God, writing on a Mac makes me swear. You have to learn special shortcuts for copy/pasting a line, instead of using the natural emergent combos that work everywhere else. And Mac's doesn't even have home and end keys anymore, becaus they way Apple insist on mapping them is retarded.

    47. Re:this is Apple by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      you can fix it by pressing at one end of the key and stroking the length of the key, depressing firmly, and repeating until whatever crumb got in there disintegrates. Then the key works again.

      Thank you for convincing me to never buy anything made by Apple, ever.

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    48. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Literally no keyboard I've ever used makes me so this

    49. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for a company that first launched at v4.0!

    50. Re:this is Apple by phayes · · Score: 1

      You're not like me. None of the Macs in our household have the keyboard implicated & I never denied that some people may have a problem.

      The imagined problem may or may not affect more than a tiny minority of rMBP users with that keyboard. As Apple has excellent product support, if there's really a widespread problem, there'll be a program announcement like there was for my 2012 rMBP battery that was replaced gratis (https://www.macrumors.com/2017/10/13/apple-free-battery-repair-memo/).

      My point wasn't that the problem doesn't exist, it is that many Apple Haters who don't even own a Mac will claim that it is more of a problem than it really is.

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    51. Re:this is Apple by phayes · · Score: 1

      White Macbook: 8 years, MBP: 10 years, rMBP: 6 years, Macbook Air: 5 years, Retina MacBook: 3 years. All still working in our household without any keyboard issues.

      None of the 5 PC laptops used over the same period here work anymore except for a noisy old Lenovo with an XP only USB media capture dongle I dredge out to digitise VHS tapes who's trackpoint & keyboard are now so flakey that I need to use an external keyboard+mouse.

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    52. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, had the same problem happen to me. The only good news is that the key(s) in question after a while tend to get better, but never had a problem on the previous generation. All apple has to get right is a good keyboard attached to too big a battery and they've cracked it.

      Maybe I should only be using a MacBook Pro in a clean room environment? If Ikea made laptops this wouldn't have happened.

    53. Re:this is Apple by phayes · · Score: 1

      When compared to the problems encountered by PC makers at the same time, Macs were generally much better built.
      PC Laptop issues:
      - Uncountable plastic bodies that flexed and broke (you didn't need that power socket did you?),
      - Hinges that wore out after 6 months (here, use these books to prop up the screen so that it doesn't slam shut),
      - The screen wiring that was just a bunch of poorly insulated wires passing through a too small hole where they eventually rubbed together and shorted out (oh well you can always just plug it in to an external monitor),
      - The Chinese capacitors that flooded the market back then with poorly copied Japanese electrolyte formula that caused the Caps to explode after 6-12 months,
      The Nvidia issues with their leadless soldier cracking the BGA connections after a few months (Ah so it reboots spontaneously when it gets too hot & then displays a boot error until it cools back down -- here's a fan, point it at the laptop's fan input so it'll cool down faster)
      - Etc.

      Of course, one could cherry pick a splinter in your neighbours eye while ignoring the massive wooden beam occluding your own sight, but that'd be hypocritical.

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    54. Re:this is Apple by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      As Apple has excellent product support, if there's really a widespread problem, there'll be a program announcement like there was for my 2012 rMBP battery that was replaced gratis

      You sure it won't be more like the GPU issues in 2008 and 2011, which require that the machine (with a dead GPU) be able to boot into diagnostic mode to confirm the dead GPU? Those programs weren't so great and don't really represent excellent product support, they were "hey look, we're offering an extended warranty on this issue" billboards leading to a null offer: a machine with a dead GPU could not boot into diagnostic mode and, thus, it could not be verified that the GPU was the cause and Apple replaced very few machines as a result.

      I still have the 2011 machine around; I booted it from a USB stick to install Ubuntu, and "played along" with a VM booted from the same image so I could see what was going on during the install. That machine, which Apple refused to repair because they couldn't confirm the GPU to be the issue, still runs headless, as a server for automating a few things around the house.

      Perhaps you've only ever seen the bright and shiny side of Apple support. When you've owned them long enough, you'll start to see the truth.

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    55. Re:this is Apple by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      If Ikea made laptops this wouldn't have happened.

      Plus, they're already flat-packed, which means IKEA would find a way to make them thinner. Oh, and modular, customizable, and upgradable. And cheap. Plus, if it ever did break, at least I'd get a plate of swedish meatballs out of it, as I live close enough to an IKEA that I'd take it in for repair or replacement.

      I think you're on to something here.

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    56. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. With a few upgrades like an SSD and new battery, I'm still happy with my 2011 MacBook Pro with SD slot, magsafe power plug, multiple regular USB ports, and a keyboard that doesn't suck. I'll only buy the next version if Apple gets a clue and fixes the mistakes made in the latest iteration of the MBP. Otherwise I'll run this thing until the hardware fails and switch to something else.

    57. Re:this is Apple by BronsCon · · Score: 2
      Oh... I forgot to address this:

      My point wasn't that the problem doesn't exist, it is that many Apple Haters who don't even own a Mac will claim that it is more of a problem than it really is.

      Eh?

      how "Horrible" the imagined "problem" is

      Imaginary things do not exist, that's why they're imaginary. That's exactly what your point was. And also:

      Apple has lost it's way since Steve Jobs died

      Looking around my Apple-filled home, I don't think it's the people who don't own any Apple gear who say this. I say it and, well, like I said -- Apple-filled home.

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    58. Re:this is Apple by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when you don't beta test your "pro" hardware designs on actual power users.

      Exactly. I hate the keyboard enough to use it in clamshell mode, with a Logitech Craft external (Which has its own set of stupid design choices). I accidentally drowned my previous MacBook Pro in coffee, in Brooklyn, and had no idea how much I was going to regret moving up to the newest MBP.

      Dreadful. I do copy-editing, sub-title syncing & editing, lots of work in Logic Pro X, and some a/v stuff in FCPX, and I'd have gone totally around-the-bend mad, a while ago, if I hadn't dumped their internal keyboard.

      I've been on Apple gear since '78. Not exclusively, at work (I've used SPARCstations, and Windows and Linux boxes for years.), but always at home (and at home, always with Linux and Windows available in Parallels). I hate to sound like a cliche, or meme, but... Apple's game took a seriously awful hit when S. Jobs passed. Not the same biz, at all.

    59. Re:this is Apple by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I'd be amazed if crumbs in keyboards didn't cause problems for any modern keyboard. The first time I remember encountering it was... I think the G3 iBook....

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    60. Re:this is Apple by phayes · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what your point was

      YOU know better than what I do what point I was making? Naaah, you're barely coherent when attempting to make your own points.

      Looking around my Apple-filled home, I don't think it's the people who don't own any Apple gear who (claim that it is more of a problem than it really is)

      So now, in addition to yourself, you think you speak for all the Apple Haters who pretend to have apple gear...

      Bye troll boy.

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    61. Re:this is Apple by phayes · · Score: 1

      Apple support who:
      Replaced my 2010 iphone 4 with a shifted back that was causing all flash pictures to be self blinded for free with a new one in 2012?
      Replaced the battery in my rMBP in 2013 for free?

      Oh yeah, sure, 5 & 8 years isn't long enough to judge how Apple support does long-term, eh, troll-boy? I'm not going to detail the non-support Dell, HP, Acer etc did't perform that caused me to turn to apple.

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    62. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too

    63. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and external mouse, and external monitor. And external VGA card if it's needed, and load of dongles.

    64. Re: this is Apple by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Because there is no viable alternative for doing our jobs. And because most laptops donâ(TM)t travel much, an external keyboard is common.

    65. Re: this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cult has the courage to applaud even the most extreme user hostility from Apple.

      The next thing might be that the next macbook will have a extreme bezel... just because Apple is displaying courage

        Apple fans are indeed amusing

    66. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do home and end take you at the zeroth and last byte of a document? I remember this, on graphical emacs.
      I ended up downloading and compiling nedit. Although I think there was a setting in emacs. (We had user sessions on Unix, to learn programming and matlab and stuff)

    67. Re:this is Apple by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Like I said, you've seen the bright and shiny side of their support. I've seen the dark side, myself. Don't worry; I, too, thought it was a load of bullshit until I experienced it myself. Keep calling my a troll for relaying my real life experiences, though, since that's the only argument you've got.

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    68. Re:this is Apple by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      YOU know better than what I do what point I was making?

      No, apparently I have no clue what point you were making, but I know what point you made. If the two differ, that's on you, not me.

      Looking around my Apple-filled home, I don't think it's the people who don't own any Apple gear who (claim that it is more of a problem than it really is)

      You might want to read my comment again, with an eye for context. Here, I'll even repeat it for you:

      Apple has lost it's way since Steve Jobs died

      Looking around my Apple-filled home, I don't think it's the people who don't own any Apple gear who say this.

      In other words, your paraphrasing should have read "Looking around my Apple-filled home, I don't think it's the people who don't own any Apple gear who (claim Apple has lost its way since Steve Jobs died)." And no, I don't speak for Apple haters, I speak for myself, thus why I continued on to clarify:

      I say it and, well, like I said -- Apple-filled home.

      Keep calling my a troll for relaying my real life experiences, though, since that's the only argument you've got. The irony is that your apparent lack of reading comprehension causes you to reply in seemingly the most trolling manner and, in turn, you choose to call me a troll?

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    69. Re:this is Apple by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Do home and end take you at the zeroth and last byte of a document? I remember this, on graphical emacs.
      I ended up downloading and compiling nedit. Although I think there was a setting in emacs. (We had user sessions on Unix, to learn programming and matlab and stuff)

      If remember correctly it is slightly more inconsistent. So home alone takes you to the beginning of the line, but shift+home takes you to the beginning of the document instead of selecting to the beginning of the line, which renders the usual emergant combos for selecting entire lines broken, and will send you far away from where you were and force you to navigate back.

    70. Re:this is Apple by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the Apple walled garden, from which there is no Escape.

    71. Re:this is Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you guys talking about application-defined behavior as if it had something to do with the keyboard itself?

  2. Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by 8127972 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .... And because of that there is zero chance that there will be a recall. Because that would be an admission that they've done something wrong. And they rarely admit that they've done something wrong or apologize (the Apple Maps fiasco or the "I Am Root" fiasco being the only two times that I can think of that they've said sorry for something). That's something that Jobs preached pretty aggressively.

    What's more likely to happen is that they will come out with a new keyboard design at WWDC in June and call it an "innovation" and shove it into every notebook they make to make this go away over the long term. And they'll likely come out with a repair extension program for this crappy keyboard if they have to so that the bad press goes away over the short term. .

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    1. Re: Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      #MAGA!

      Make Apple Great Again

    2. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      There's literally nothing wrong with a keyboard that starts doubling keypresses due to a single ffucking piece off dust? You know, I agreed with you until two days ago...

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    3. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always a few of these atypical apple nutjobs in the crowd.
      "Im willing to accept the compromises of the keyboard so everyone else should shut up and accept it too"

    4. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by DigiShaman · · Score: 0

      Because that would be an admission that they've done something wrong. And they rarely admit that they've done something wrong or apologize

      For a moment there, I had myself fooled into thinking this was a critique of Nintendo....or Sony...or any Japanese company for that matter... They do the same shit.

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    5. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they rarely admit that they've done something wrong or apologize (the Apple Maps fiasco or the "I Am Root" fiasco being the only two times that I can think of that they've said sorry for something).

      Thing is, even when they do apologize, they never fix the issue. Apple Maps is still worthless as a mapping product. The maps are frequently wrong (the street I live with is drawn completely wrong - if you were to drive where Apple says it is, you'd literally be driving through houses) and the navigation is hilariously broken. (On multiple occasions and to different destinations I've seen it give directions to a completely different place than the address it was showing. Once for the same address in a different town despite showing the right address, other times it would show the POI marker in the right position and then give directions to somewhere else.)

      None of this would be an issue if you could just use a different maps provider. But you can't. Apple Maps is heavily tied into the operating system. While you can download Google Maps, you can't use its turn by turn directions via CarPlay, and every other app that uses a map will still be using Apple's broken and wrong maps.

      The "I Am Root" bug came from poor testing. But it's clear that they've always been bad at testing. I'm unclear if anyone at Apple even knows what a "regression test" is, given how frequently bugs come back in future releases.

      So. yeah. they do rarely apologize. But they never can be assed to fix issues until the tech press starts mocking them. "I Am Root" was reported to them months before it hit Twitter, but it was only when it hit Twitter and the press started mocking them that they could be bothered to fix it and apologize.

      In fact, the only way this keyboard issue will be resolved is because the tech press is complaining about it. The only times Apple can ever be bothered to fix issues is when it generates bad press. Otherwise, they don't care.

    6. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? Just use a spell checker. FFucksakes...

    7. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      A spell cheque doesn't catch 100% off problems.

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    8. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I see you have dust in your shift, o, r, and spacebar keys. And your spell-checker doesn't fully function. You might want to go talk to Apple about that.

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    9. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by BronsCon · · Score: 2

      You can spellcheck code? Huh, I didn't know the dictionary already contained all the identiffiers, ffunction names, and variables I might use.

      More to the point, I'm not correcting the key-doubling here to demonstrate the issue, which is that I shouldn't have to rely on a spell checker to ffix a hardware design fflaw in a $2000 computer.

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    10. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You can spellcheck code? You see, I am a developer, and I happen to know that the dictionary doesn't contain even a small percentage off the identiffiers, ffunction names, and variables I use on a regular basis, so a spellchecker would be utterly ffucking useless. More to the point, I shouldn't have to rely on a spell checker to ffix hardware design fflaw in a $2000 computer.

      It sickens me that people deffend this as though it's the user's ffault. I can't tell you how dust got under my ff key; I don't eat at this computer and I have a silicone membrane over the keyboard; iff anything, I'd expect dust to have worked its way under one of the outer keys, but not one in the middle row. And yes, I normally correct the double ff's myselff, but I'm not doing it here to make a point: when I can buy a $5 keyboard and not have to correct ffor its fflawed design, I sure as ffuck shouldn't have to correct ffor the design of the keyboard in my $2000 laptop. Period.

      That said, going back through my posting history, I'm noticing a pattern. Most of my posts with typos were typed on Apple keyboards; I can easily pick out posts made ffrom one off my PCs, or using a non-Apple external keyboard on one off my Macs, because those posts will have no typos. Now I'm wondering how long Apple's keyboards have actually been the problem.

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    11. Re: Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should go to Apple headquarters and tell them to all go ffuck themselves.

    12. Re: Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That literally made me laugh out ffucking loud.

    13. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it doesn't.

      If it still have the culture of Steve Jobs these keyboards would never have made it into production.

      No, the problem is they have to a large extent allowed Ives to proceed with no constraint, so we get these compromises on quality because he can shave a fraction of something off the thickness.

      Steve Jobs certainly had issues, and certainly pushed design, but only allowed it when the product didn't suffer.

    14. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that if you were willing to spend a bit more than $2000, Apple can set you up with a computer that doubles all consonants instead of just the Fs. And maybe has those ugly shift keys moved to software that toggles them by watching your face for eye blinks.

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    15. Re:Apple Still Has The Culture Of Steve Jobs by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      I dunno, they couldn't fix Linus' screen for any amount of money...

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  3. dead keys here too by umafuckit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd noticed this happening from time to time on my MBP but hadn't searched to see if the problem was widespread. Typically a key becomes dead for few strikes before coming back to life. Happens once every few weeks.

    1. Re:dead keys here too by I4ko · · Score: 2

      Very often. I can rarely type a password with my normal typing speed and have it come right. The keyboard just misses strokes. I am using an external bluetooth Logitech. I wish I had chosen a surface book instead of Macbook pro when my new workplace gave me an option.

    2. Re:dead keys here too by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

      In fact, for me, it was the shift key. It went totally dead, and then came to life a couple weeks later. Quite annoying if you want to type anything with proper capitalization.

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    3. Re:dead keys here too by LQ · · Score: 2

      Yup. Me too with an official Apple USB keyboard. And don't get me started on the rubbish Apple mouse that you have to clean every day or scrolling stops working. I really don't know how Apple maintains any sort of good reputation.

    4. Re:dead keys here too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      2016 MBP with randomly repeating N key. Press it once it may not register, or I get three of them.

      Have AppleCare will fix it before I sell it. I do not expect a recall to happen. Hopefully they do not double down on this for the next revision but I am not hopeful.

      Also have an HP spectre that weighs the same, better keyboard, and similar battery life depending on usage. Apple can switch back to the better keyboard design if they want. The one thing no other laptop maker gets right is the trackpad. Apple's is far better.

    5. Re:dead keys here too by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I just got a used 2008-era iMac; really, a cheap generic 3-button mouse works fine with it. No reason to pay the Apple premium for mice.

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    6. Re:dead keys here too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple still has legions of loud whiny fanbois that skew the truth in apples favor.

  4. Cue the apologists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    .....and.....GO!

    1. Re: Cue the apologists... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Waiting for the FakeTimCook fucker to minimize this. The guy denies all recalls and class actions against Apple and thinks Apple actually makes quality.

  5. Dust is the least problem by almaden · · Score: 3

    While visiting the Apple store for an iPhone battery replacement, I tried the MacBook Pros that were on display. The "new" keyboard is positively terrible - not much key travel and poor feedback.

    1. Re:Dust is the least problem by Cesare+Ferrari · · Score: 1

      That's what I felt when I first got a new MacBook Pro (I develop software for a client on it, so it's a requirement). Weirdly though, going back to the previous MacBook Pro with the previous generation keyboard that now feels very imprecise and wobbly by comparison.

      It's odd what you get used to and start to feel is 'normal'.

    2. Re:Dust is the least problem by berj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agreed completely. I didn't think I'd like this keyboard at all. I *loved* the previous generation. Then my wife bought one of the new Macbooks. I tried the keyboard and was surprised at how much I liked it. I went to the store to try one of the MBP keyboards since it's a little different (more key travel mainly). Typed on it for 10 or 15 minutes. Completely converted. I didn't buy one for a while after that but I was confident in my choice when the time came.

      Now when I type on an old style keyboard I'm the same as you. I find it squishy and messy by comparison. Though it's still miles better than any other keyboard I've tried.

    3. Re:Dust is the least problem by e432776 · · Score: 2

      I have to agree strongly with this! At an impressionable young age I was typing on this dang thing. No measuring what damage that did to me (I am still suspicious of "island" style keyboards!), even at the time I knew this was a terrible keyboard. Inputting those cool computer game programs in BASIC was just torture.

      Actually, that thing might make a person grateful for any keyboard that is not that one..

    4. Re:Dust is the least problem by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Meh. I learned to type on an ancient manual typewriter. Even after 35 years on CRT terminals and PC keyboards, I *STILL* pound the keys. Muscle memory is a strong thing.

      And heck, some of those CRT terminals required some serious keystroke pressure. Ever use an ADM-3A?

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    5. Re:Dust is the least problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely agreed. I was taught touch-typing over 30 years ago, and while those MacBook Pro keyboards aren't as bad as an Atari 400 keyboard, they're bad enough I couldn't stand using them. No responsiveness, no feel. Add to that the ridiculousness of removing the power light and having the damned thing power on just by lifting the lid, meaning your battery is dead by the time you actually go to use it nope. Apple's gotten a lot of my money over the years, but they won't get a dime for a device with one of their new butterfly-switch keyboards.

    6. Re:Dust is the least problem by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I cut my teeth on this one. I even still have one in a box.

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    7. Re:Dust is the least problem by e432776 · · Score: 1

      Never have, had to look up the ADM-3A. That is a solid looking piece of kit! I will take your word for it, definitely. I use a unicomp keyboard today because I also enjoy kinetic typing.

      The problem with the aquarius kb was not that it needed heavy pressure, more that it was finicky about registering anything at any pressure. The keys mushed laterally somehow. And was small for even a kids hands. An abomination.

    8. Re:Dust is the least problem by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      My work laptop was upgraded to a new MacBook Pro after it started reporting Bluetooth failures. I absolutely hate this new keyboard with practically zero key travel.

      My error rate has gone way up with many more transposed letters than before. My typing maxes out around 120 WPM and this keyboard is just not good for me. I prefer mechanical keyboards, but the old MacBook Pro's keyboard was better than this new one.

    9. Re:Dust is the least problem by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Oh man, I used to have one of those... Programmed my own stuff (including a text-based Voltron game) in Extended Basic and saved it to an AM/FM radio with cassette tape. It had sprites and we had no idea how shitty it was, 'twas all we had and we liked it :)

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  6. Recall? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ridiculous. People are just typing wrong.

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  7. Apple recall stuff by denisbergeron · · Score: 3

    because users complaint.. haha, never in 10 years!

    They just have to buy the next version, anyway, they will doing it.

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    1. Re:Apple recall stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you will find it goes back much further than 10 years... Now GET OF MY LAWN.

    2. Re:Apple recall stuff by Strider- · · Score: 2

      My late 2011 MBP was recalled, and new motherboard 18 months after the extended warranty ran out, due to the Radeon GPU issues. Walked into the Apple Store, they swapped it out no questions asked. On a laptop that was almost old enough to go to kindergarten.

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    3. Re:Apple recall stuff by swell · · Score: 2

      My late 2011 MBP was recalled and repaired for free on two occasions, both after the guarantee expired. Also, on both occasions they replaced other components 'just to be sure', so I ended with a mostly new computer. Unfortunately, they removed the hard drive in one case, explaining that it didn't meet their standards. They then installed a better drive and gave me the old, still working, one so I could back it up. On another occasion they removed some RAM they didn't like and replaced it.

      So that was for the MBP, my even older iMac was also serviced twice, after guarantee expired, at no cost. All these repairs were at least partially considered to be due to design or component flaws.

      I am very happy with their service, never paid for any of it. However I don't expect to buy any newer Macs until they are user serviceable.

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  8. It's just the weak spot of this line by cerberusss · · Score: 2

    Most laptop lines have a weak spot. And it's the keyboard for the 12" MacBook and the MacBook Pro. Loads of people experience no problems whatsoever, but some do. I've had a Dell which had an old-fashioned harddrive that heated up the left palm rest. Very annoying. But not annoying enough to get rid of the machine.

    Now I'm sure that some really have defective keyboards, where it didn't have anything to do with dirt or something. That sucks of course. But in general I'd say: simply not eat in front of this laptop, and keep a can of pressured air at home. In my personal experience, it solves the issue.

    Not trying to be an Apple apologist or something, there really is a problem. But unless you have the bad luck of a real mechanical defect, it's easily solved.

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    1. Re:It's just the weak spot of this line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The weak spot? seriously, it's pretty fundamental, if you can't type you can't use your device. I suppose if you just like buying macbooks for aesthetic beauty then it's a "weak spot", but for those of us who think of computers as functional tools this is completely broken.

    2. Re:It's just the weak spot of this line by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A weak spot is usually something the laptop maker skimped on to reduce cost, like a small battery, or a cheap screen, or HDD storage in the SSD era..

      The new Macbook keyboard is a deliberately created new feature. Apple came up with a new keyboard mechanism which reduces key travel in order to try to make the laptop a little thinner (like laptops need to be any thinner). It bombed, plain and simple. What's the point of making the laptop 3mm thinner if it forces you to add a can of compressed air to your laptop bag?

    3. Re:It's just the weak spot of this line by BoRegardless · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Weak spot" in a MBP keyboard is an understatement:

      1. Given that the keyboard is mechanically the most physically abused piece of hardware on the Mac (now that we have no spinning HDs), it ought to have the military tank ruggedness of the "Selectric" keyboard.

      2. Watertightness is an absolute must, regardless of what Jony and his champagne tastes has to say. Why? Spills happen. The worst case I saw was a glass of wine set down over a foot away from the MBP. The wine sloshed and sent a single drop of wine out of the glass and into the middle of the keyboard. Game over.

      3. Dust & cookie crumb tightness is s a must as these are real world gremlins.

      4. The keyboard ought to be able to be removed from the base frame with a couple twist locks like the batteries on earlier black and white plastic Mac Books had in the days of removable batteries. No sweat, no pain, no Genius Bar high priced keyboard repair bill.

      5. I should be a senior MacBook Pro human engineering design advisor after having spent 50 years designing durable easy to use products -- that people used and liked and ALL work as intended.

    4. Re:It's just the weak spot of this line by Megane · · Score: 1

      I have a late-2011 17" MPB, and one of the things that went out over the years was the keyboard. I was able to find a replacement online for only $15, and while it worked better than the bad one (on which ASD and F would no longer work, and other keys too), the keyboard wasn't very well made, and some of the function key row are very hard to use (not entirely a bad thing), the space bar would get stuck down (not sure when it stopped having problems), and the left shift doesn't always work from certain finger angles. It is literally the hardest thing to repair/replace, short of doing SMD rework (70 tiny screws hold it to the top case, and that's after you take everything else out!) I was not happy to have to go in twice more in an attempt to make it work, but I'm happy now that I don't have to worry about it anymore.

      Another problem I had was with my trackpad. Skin oils and food residue on fingers would eventually get under the edge of the trackpad, and the accumulation eventually made it hard to click. I broke my original one trying to repair it the wrong way (with the adjustment screw), but now i know to just remove it and clean the top case around the edge.

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    5. Re:It's just the weak spot of this line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Journalists" go to expos and events and cons to hold a device for 90 seconds. They write "reviews" that gush about the look and feel of a device, as though it were a paperweight. About the texture of a phone's buttons.

      Do you think consumers, as a sum, judge their purchases on things practical, effective, efficient? No, they buy hype.

      The engineers have prioritized accordingly. Compromise anything if it adds ThinAndSexy.

      It should be the other way around, but reality is what it is. Apple is selling image, not results. It's capitalism. There's no room for discussion, no morals or philosophy, no opinions, nothing subjective. Only maximum yield, numbers. If a product is harmful to users/civilization, if it's fragile and bends or breaks, then any hampering of the product is a result of a revenue curve, nothing more.

      You call the design flawed. They call the tradeoff "optimized".

    6. Re:It's just the weak spot of this line by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Most laptop lines have a weak spot. And it's the keyboard for the 12" MacBook and the MacBook Pro. Loads of people experience no problems whatsoever, but some do. I've had a Dell which had an old-fashioned harddrive that heated up the left palm rest. Very annoying. But not annoying enough to get rid of the machine.

      I'm not buying that as Dell have always placed the HDD's on the bottom of the case to facilitate quick replacement.

      Also that hard drive casings do not get hot enough to cause discomfort. They're expressly designed not to, I once had a WD 10K RPM VelociRaptor hard drive, they were called "VelociHeaters" because of their radiator like properties, even these could be removed after running for hours by the naked hand.

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    7. Re:It's just the weak spot of this line by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Must've been something like 13 years ago. For the life of me, I can't remember the type, but a quick search turned up this:
      https://www.dell.com/community...
      I just received my new Inspiron 8600. I love everything about it except the heat. I feel that there is too much heat on left side of the mouse pad area. As a result, my left palm hand is feeling so warm when I am typing. Is this normal situation for Inspiron 8600? It bothers me alot.

      I definitely wasn't the only one. But it was ages ago, so who cares.

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  9. This is what "appers" wanted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Appers" hate real keyboards, and they want the keys to be as flat as possible. Before you know it, they'll force Apple to copy the Atari 400 keyboard and claim it's the best thing since sliced apps.

  10. Every PC is compared to a Mac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Macbook keyboard is superior! The Macbook touchpad is superior! The Macbook build is superior! The Mac OS is superior! But we've seen how some of these things have become a little bit less than superior. And then there is the reality distortion field.

    1. Re: Every PC is compared to a Mac... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a time when that was almost true, now every Mac is built like Crap.

  11. Perhaps a little humility is in order, as in by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Built like Ferraris, recalled like any other carmaker out there.

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    1. Re: Perhaps a little humility is in order, as in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Built like any other GM crap. Hyped like they are a Buick. That's Apple.

  12. MacBook keyboards riveted in place by shubus · · Score: 0

    In the worst design spec in industry Apple continues to rivet their keyboards in place making it all but impossible to change them out.....for another bad keyboard. You have to literally rip the old keyboard out then remove all the old rivets, drill them out and tap a zillion new holes to accept new screws to attach the new keyboard. On the PLUS side, you'll have an easy time of it next time the keyboard fails...you might want to have a few on hand.

    1. Re:MacBook keyboards riveted in place by Megane · · Score: 1

      When did they do that? In 2012 they were still using screws... 70 of the tiny bastards! You definitely want a magnet to keep the screws from getting lost when removing them.

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    2. Re:MacBook keyboards riveted in place by shubus · · Score: 1

      The idea is to make these devices as non-repairable as possible. New machines also get to enjoy the soldered in SSD's so you can't upgrade your MacBook. Check out this vid for an idea of just old badly engineered Apple products really are and how the refuse to fix serious hardware issues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  13. MBP - Yeah No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Over the last 18 months, I've watched at the employees at my tech company have stopped purchasing MBPs, and started getting Dell models instead.
    The number 1 issue?

    Not USB-C.
    Not the removal of MagSafe.
    Not even the touchbar (can we all just agree this thing is a damn gimmick yet, though?)

    It's the keyboard. That keyboard sucks.

    It's the reason why developers where I work are bailing, and it's why I bailed.

    It's the hockey-puck mouse of the MBP line -- and if they don't fix it, no one is going to be buying these things in another two years.

    OH WAIT. MAYBE THAT'S THE WHOLE PLAN ANYHOW.

  14. There i a joke in there omewhere. by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Funny

    But really I jut can't ee it.

  15. Worship of thinness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Hopefully we can finally get over the quest to make the thinnest, lightest machine possible at the expense of power and features. The keyboard on the 2012 model was just fine. Let's go back to that.

  16. I don't get the hate by berj · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've had mine for over a year (13" touchbar MBP).. and I don't baby this keyboard. It's fucking filthy.

    I love the low key travel. I don't feel any strain in my fingers or wrists. It's *by* far the best laptop keyboard I've ever used. The previous winner was the previous style of MBP keyboards.

    No stuck keys, no increase in typing errors. Just love it all around.

    Now this isn't to say that people aren't having problems. I'm just adding my anecdote (and a few others who I know who have this same machine and love the keyboard) to the other anecdotes.

    1. Re:I don't get the hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder... it could be typing style that makes a difference. For example, my left shift key was sticky. I have been able to clean it out, and to be honest I *love* the way the keyboard feels when it works. But I've had enough "sticky" keys with it that I don't trust it. My macbook pro lives closed most of the time, with an external logitech keyboard, and I take a spare keyboard in the case with me just because I cannot cope with a busted keyboard.

      I make my living on this device, and I needed a new one; the macbook air won't let me put enough ram into the system to make it useful (running VMs) for my work, and I staunchly refuse to use Windows. I have no patience for the constant compatibility fight that is life with Linux on the desktop (it's been a solid decade since I had to install a printer driver for example). I wish Apple would license their software for use on non-Apple hardware. I'd be willing to pay a hefty premium for such a software license -- probably more than their margins on the hardware honestly. (And not just on the desktop, but also in the cloud....)

      I wish Apple *would* issue a recall, I'd be first in line. Hell, if they offered a pay for $$ for an upgrade to a reliable keyboard, I'd still be first in line.

    2. Re:I don't get the hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you. I have two 15" MBPs, one personal one for work, bought last fall. Both have randomly had specks of dust or whatever get jammed in various keys causing them to either not work or just sit there repeating constantly. Those are annoying, but I can usually get them cleaned out. But I've had to dust these laptops more in the last six months than total time spent dusting every other machine I've owned in the last 20 years!

      My personal MBP's spacebar is now half-dead. The way I touch-type, I always hit the spacebar with my right thumb. The right side of this one no longer works, I have to keep reminding myself to turn my hand a bit so the thumb hits more in the middle to get space to (mostly) work. A couple of times I was able to shake / turn the laptop sideways and I guess something was dislodged and the spacebar worked fine - for a while. That hasn't happened for several weeks now. I guess now I need to find time to back it up and take it in for a replacement...

      When the keyboard works, it's *okay*. I still prefer the previous style (in fact at home I have one of my previous-gen wireless Apple keyboards to type on) but I can use this one. I do find I wind up tapping/slapping keys a lot harder on the new ones, I'm guessing due to the short travel. On other keyboards I tend to be a very light touch. I also don't like the flatness - very hard to keep my hands in the right position, I often find I've drifted off some and have to recenter on the keys.

    3. Re:I don't get the hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Apple still pay you for responses if they're just penisbird spam?

      Asking for a friend.

  17. Outsource it to Dell by emil · · Score: 1, Funny

    Seriously, if Apple can't manage to design PCs, give it to an organization that can.

    1. Re:Outsource it to Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple could outsource to VTech and still that would be a vast improvement in quality.

  18. Recently switched from Apple by stikves · · Score: 1

    Apple used to build great computers, however they have then moved onto building great "products", which looks nice, but leave the functionality and usability as afterthoughts. Because of this I have left behind my older MacBook Pro. They seem to have no proper upgrade alternative in that product line.

    The new "Pro" does not even have a proper keyboard, dust issues aside, the keys themselves are not fun to type with (I tried using friend's machine). They are too thin giving minimal tactile feedback. There is little spacing among them. In fact they could have replaced the thing with a touch controller... oops, they have already done that for the function keys.

    They seem to want everyone to get an iPad Pro with walled gardens, faster upgrade paths, and more limited peripherals. If people do not adhere to their whims, then they seem to be converting the Macbook Pro into an iPad. Slowly, but steadily. They even talk about replacing MacOS with iOS, which is not very assuring.

  19. Hatorade Distortion Field by Uberbah · · Score: 0

    became a talking point in the industry

    "Don't hold it wrong" is another talking point. Course, there were dozens of phones where the manufacturer advises you not to hold it around the antenna, but those manufacturers weren't Apple, so you never heard about them.

    1. Re:Hatorade Distortion Field by sexconker · · Score: 1

      They also weren't dumb enough to make the antenna part of the exterior case, causing a hand holding it normally to both block the signal AND detune the antenna by changing its electrical length.

    2. Re:Hatorade Distortion Field by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      They also weren't dumb enough to make the antenna part of the exterior case, causing a hand holding it normally to both block the signal AND detune the antenna by changing its electrical length.

      Actually, I had a Nokia feature phone where the antenna was connected to a small metal nameplate on the back of the case. The manual mentioned you shouldn't touch it while using the phone as it would effect reception. It was right in the middle upper-body, so if you held the phone with your index finger extended up the body for stability it would rest on it (kinda like where they put fingerprint sensors on smartphone backs nowadays).

      But at least it was just that one small rectangle on the back. Not all the way around the edge of the case.

  20. membrane keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The solution is obvious: Membrane keyboards
    Apple was able to popularize the 'island' keyboard.. They can popularize the membrane keyboard.
    It's not like Mac users do any input anyway, aside from clicking on the like button in FaceBook.

  21. What? Apple fail to publicly acknowledge a bug? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1

    I've been down this path before with my MBP - after the wireless connection wouldn't connect, they ended up replacing the entire motherboard. Now, they're having similar issues with the keyboard, and - silence.

    They need to go back to the earlier keyboard designs and start replacing them as warranty repairs start rolling in. Frankly, the older keyboard designs would be a massive upgrade. I doubt they will do this.

    1. Re:What? Apple fail to publicly acknowledge a bug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They couldn't do this. The older keyboard wouldn't fit.

  22. you don't get the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just adding my anecdote

    just because your ford pinto didn't explode doesn't mean the design has no problems

    1. Re:you don't get the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      parent pointed that same disclaimer, too.

  23. Apple Keyboards by JediJorgie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They still call the *Backspace* key *Delete* so they obviously don't care about keyboards. :)

  24. Hideous keyboard indeed ... by FoolishBob · · Score: 1

    I learned to type on an IBM Selectric so I find Apple's current generation of keyboards woefully lacking. They're almost as bad as the "chicklet" keyboard that I used ages ago on my IBM PCjr. I find myself missing key presses a lot on my 2017 MBPro. When I switch to clamshell mode and use my Model-M keyboard I almost never miss a key press. So yeah, I'm with the folks who think Apple should abandon their current keyboard design.

  25. Never in the history of computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have so many people been wrong.
    Its never apple fault; all the sheep know that.
    Im sure there are apple users that are not having keyboard problems so that should be good enough for the rest of the whiners.

  26. The Next MacBook Pro Model... by magusxxx · · Score: 1

    ...won't have a keyboard at all. By remove it, Apple says it'll now be waterproof.

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    1. Re:The Next MacBook Pro Model... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean coffee-proof

    2. Re:The Next MacBook Pro Model... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And all functions will have to be handled by talking to Siri.

      I can't wait to hear some jackass trying to dictate C or BASH source into the thing.

      * Try it: tell Siri to disable herself permanently.

    3. Re:The Next MacBook Pro Model... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      ...won't have a keyboard at all. By remove it, Apple says it'll now be waterproof.

      And lose the money from "repairing" machines broken by Apple's bad engineering?? Never..

    4. Re:The Next MacBook Pro Model... by jecowa · · Score: 1

      They will still be able to repair laptops that were placed in the water incorrectly.

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  27. I, for one, really like my MacBook Pro by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    My 2015 MacBook Pro, that is. It's not perfect - heck, it's been in the shop twice when the trackpad + keyboard ribbon cable failed. Which is, not coincidentally, when I've had an extended chance to use the newer iteration of the model.

    The first time the ribbon cable on my 2015 MBP failed, for some reason the Apple Store had trouble getting a replacement to them (perhaps this is a common problem) - so I was without that computer for about 2.5 weeks. During this time, I was using a loaner 2016 MacBook Pro - so I had plenty of time to adjust. But, at the end of the 2.5 weeks, if possible I hated the keyboard even more than I had at the beginning. And, on top of that, having to tote around a USB-C adapter everywhere was fecal icing on a crap cake.

    I've said this here before, but - if Apple doesn't make significant changes in the overall design of their "pro" laptop, I won't be buying another Apple laptop.

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  28. Keyboard smorgasboard... by ElitistWhiner · · Score: 1

    ...SteveJobs long ago stopped trying to please everyone instead abstracting his "slim" aesthetic form factor designs over function.

    1. Re:Keyboard smorgasboard... by Megane · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that the current obsession with thin-uber-alles started after Steve assumed room temperature. The MacBook Air was designed to be thin. The MacBook Pro was designed to be Pro, but then they decided that thin was more important than pro.

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  29. This is bullshit by joh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Only the MBP with the touchbar has no "real" escape key, but a touchscreen one. If you don't like it go the the keyboard preferences and set your capslock key to be the escape key. Or buy the other which has a real escape key.

    The problem with this keyboard is the fact that it is utterly unreliable. Otherwise it's totally fine and people would long have stopped talking about it at all just as they stopped talking about the chiclet keyboard in the older Macbooks. But you can't start to love a keyboard that stops working every three months and has to repaired by exchanging the upper half of the case for $400 (once it is out of warranty). In the contrary you will start to fear and hate every little bit of it.

    Apple just screwed up here and then didn't notice or didn't want to double down and fix it. And this is not just a "you're holding it wrong" thing, it's a real, hard, ugly screw-up and it will come to haunt them. Nobody in his right mind should buy a $2000 laptop that is a write-off after the warranty runs out.

    1. Re:This is bullshit by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Every repair gives another two years warranty/guaranty by law in the EU.

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    2. Re:This is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise it's totally fine and people would long have stopped talking about it at all just as they stopped talking about the chiclet keyboard in the older Macbooks.

      The reason people have stopped talking about chiclet keyboards is because they have given up as every idiotic, non-thinking computer manufacturer slavishly copies practically everything Apple does regardless of whether it is actually a good idea or not. I'm certain I'm not alone when I say that I hate the chiclet keyboards but no one makes a decent notebook computer that doesn't have a chiclet keyboard. (I liked the ALPS keyboards that the IBM ThinkPads used to use.)

    3. Re: This is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alienware for one.

    4. Re:This is bullshit by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Only the MBP with the touchbar has no "real" escape key, but a touchscreen one. If you don't like it go the the keyboard preferences and set your capslock key to be the escape key. Or buy the other which has a real escape key.

      Better yet, stay the hell away from Apple crap.

    5. Re:This is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say make it all touch, and by that I say make it like the keyboard of the ZX80.
      No touch bar, no touch screen, a dumb flat membrane like on ZX80 and ZX81, Odyssey 2 / Videopac, and whichever I'm forgetting.
      It'll be even thinner! And reliable!

    6. Re:This is bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, on the part replaced - but there's plenty of excuses they can give to get out of that (and they do).

  30. Confirmed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new Macbook Pro keyboard SSUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSS.. I dread typing on the stupid thing. It feels terrible, the arrow keys are ridiculously difficult to use by touch, and now my N key will double trigger all the darned time. 99% of the time I'm using the laptop it's with a Logitech K750 Mac.

    In case I wasn't clear: I HATE the new Macbook Pro keyboard. Love the laptop otherwise, but the keyboard is embarrassingly bad.

  31. birds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My apartment is very dusty due to two cockatiels

    I want to buy Apple things, but it's not 2012 anymore and they no longer make "take my money" kinds of machines

  32. Exactly wrong by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    There is literally NO ESCAPE KEY

    Touch Bar always has an escape key unless an application chooses to override it for something more useful.

    Not all applications make use of the escape key you know...

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    1. Re:Exactly wrong by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Not all applications make use of the space bar, enter key, backspace key, caps lock key, tab key, shift key, or any number key. Or any letter key, for that matter. What other keys do you think should be removed because they aren't being used by 100% of applications?

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    2. Re:Exactly wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A touch sensitive bar that can (but doesn't always) include an area that emulates pressing escape is not an escape key.

    3. Re:Exactly wrong by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      So replace the entire keyboard with a touch bar? Don't give people any ideas.

    4. Re:Exactly wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'always' has an escape key 'unless' - how does that work then?

    5. Re: Exactly wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is unless you :wq first.

    6. Re:Exactly wrong by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Apple solved this issue a LONG time ago, they're just waiting for the proper amount of courage to release it.

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  33. I kind of like it by ThomasD3 · · Score: 1

    I like the new keyboard; I have a 2017 MBP and I've been quite happy with the short travel, once you get used to it, it's very nice. I don't like the keys on the touchbar, but it's not a dealbreaker; it's definitely slower than physical keys, no question about it. The one thing I just can't get use to are the cursor keys and I type several hours daily since I got this machine (last summer), so after so many hours, if I still don't land on them like I should, there is a problem. Also, I have had issues with dust blocking keys; once you put the laptop on the side and blow compressed air, it works right away, but this is totally retarded in a machine of that price. But hey, I'm probably using it wrong, right?

  34. BLAH BLAH BLAH by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    What other keys do you think should be removed

    As I said, the escape key WAS NOT REMOVED. It's always there in the Touch Bar, unless an application chooses to remove it to do something more useful (like present a key with a different label that does something specific).

    When I'm in an FPS you seen to think that "W" should not move me forward, but instead should type forward because no key should be programmatically definable. What a moron!

    I'll bet you REALLY hate those keyboards with all programmable labels on keys! Not technical advancement for amicus, no sir, in fact he's going back to a God Damned Typewriter so software cannot alter the meanings of keys and he gets to choose the color of his ribbon.

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    1. Re:BLAH BLAH BLAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical apple apologist

    2. Re: BLAH BLAH BLAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ dude, wipe that fucking Apple cum off your lips...

    3. Re:BLAH BLAH BLAH by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      As I said, the escape key WAS NOT REMOVED. It's always there in the Touch Bar

      Excuse my ignorance, but is the "Touch Bar" an escape key? If you turn off the power to the machine, and look at the keyboard, is there a key labeled "Esc?" Because, if not, then it sounds like they removed the escape key and replaced it with something called a "Touch Bar", which based on the fact that it is not called an "Escape Key", sounds like it is something other than an escape key.

      When I'm in an FPS you seen to think that "W" should not move me forward, but instead should type forward because no key should be programmatically definable. What a moron!

      Ooh, that's a fancy strawman you've built there. Impressive. What a moron!

      I'll bet you REALLY hate those keyboards with all programmable labels on keys!

      No, I don't. What I do hate are arbitrary design decisions that companies try to force on people who don't want them, and try to explain why they're better. I can't tell you how often I press keys like Home and End while I'm writing code, but now I need to use a 2-key combo on your laptop because some design "guru" decided that those keys weren't used often enough? And then I've got idiots like you rolling out the logical fallacies to try to defend choices like that, which obviously don't work for a lot of people?

      Not technical advancement for amicus, no sir, in fact he's going back to a God Damned Typewriter so software cannot alter the meanings of keys and he gets to choose the color of his ribbon.

      See that? See what you're doing? A simple complaint about a missing escape key has you all defensive trying to draw ridiculous conclusions because someone dares to question the stupid design choices made a company who can't get their own employees to stop walking into panes of glass.

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    4. Re:BLAH BLAH BLAH by dudacgf · · Score: 1

      you have a 5 digit ID - aren't you a little old to be an apple fan boy?

    5. Re: BLAH BLAH BLAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could sit on Steve's rigor-morticized cock, you'd do it, wouldn't you?

    6. Re:BLAH BLAH BLAH by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Hey, SuperKendall, I noticed that you haven't replied yet. I posted something that was not purely Apple love, and when that happens you reply to "correct the record", so I just wanted to make sure you didn't get swamped and it just slipped your mind. Or maybe I upset you. Was it the walking-into-panes-of-glass thing? It must be hard when you biblically idolize a company who then builds a building which fails at some pretty fundamental things about being a building, but I hope you can overcome it.

      Would it make you feel better to set up a strawman? If it makes you feel better about you or Apple, go ahead, let the logical fallacies fly. I was just worried I hurt your feelings, and everyone hates to see Apple fans with their feelings hurt.

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  35. R.I.P. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company formerly known as "Apple" died when Steve Jobs did. The new company using the name "Apple" is a god-for-saken mutant shitshow. Run like hell.

  36. Apple will probably kill the keyboard next by sandbagger · · Score: 1

    Why are you using a keyboard when you could use a tablet? Who needs a computer? Just sip content on a phone or tablet.

    Using a keyboard for heavy work, man -- who needs a PC any more?

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    1. Re:Apple will probably kill the keyboard next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you using a keyboard when you could use a tablet? Who needs a computer? Just sip content on a phone or tablet.

      Using a keyboard for heavy work, man -- who needs a PC any more?

      And who needs to do real work anyway? Certainly not anyone working at Apple.

  37. Why I Bought an Old Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than buy a new laptop due to this issue, I found a slightly used 13 inch 2012 Macbook Pro. They stopped selling it in late 2016 and will probably support it for 5 more years. I swapped my old 2008 Macbook Pro SSD and 16GB RAM from my Windows laptop, and have a dependable i5 lappy. I donâ(TM)t regret not getting the latest, and I do like having a DVD drive. No regrets, as Apple dropped the ball on this keyboard thing.

  38. Dead "B" key by dseleno · · Score: 1

    tl;wr: 1 bad sensor on the B key of 17 month old laptop, costs $795 to repair - 1/3rd the cost of my barely older than 1 year laptop.

    On my 2016 15" TouchBar MBP, 17 months after purchase, the "B" key suddenly started sporadically inputting 2 B's for every press. It would even input the B's interleaved with other letters if I was typing quick enough (this is a babd problem).

    Took it to the GeniusBar where they ran some diagnostics, then informed me (since I was 5 months out of warranty) I needed to pay $795 to fix the one bad sensor. To do so they have to replace: the entire top deck, the touch bar, the keyboard, touchpad and battery. The tech said he had seen the issue a number of times, but that those other laptops were in the warranty period, and that I should have bought AppleCare.

    1. Re:Dead "B" key by Megane · · Score: 1

      Unless they've made a radical change in keyboard mechanisms, there is no such thing as a "sensor" for just one key. It's a bunch of sheets of plastic with metallic traces on them, and a rubber sheet with little domes that are pressed down by a scissor-like mechanism. If one key on your keyboard is bad, the whole thing has to be replaced. Even worse, it is attached to the top case, under everything else. In the 2008-2012 era (I haven't seen inside a newer one, which is probably held together with a lot of glue) it was held on with 70 screws, and that was only after you removed everything else from the case. Many people just replace the entire top case. So what they were going to charge you $795 for was to replace the entire stop surface of the computer.

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  39. No recall for you. by nashv · · Score: 1

    Ok, the Lord knows I have zero love for Apple. I haven't touched an Apple thing since 2008 when I was given a Macbook Pro from work.

    But you purchased the laptop, if you didn't like the keyboard, why didn't you return it? Why didn't you check it out at Apple store before buying it ? As far as I know, the keyboards are not breaking. They are just extremely shitty.

    And therefore the whole "Recall" idea is BS.

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  40. Not a fan of this keyboard design, but .... by King_TJ · · Score: 0

    I have to question if a lot of this is just being overblown by Mac haters and the press, looking for something sensational to exploit? (I've done some blogging before and it's WELL known that if you can find practically any news to discuss that has "Apple" in it, you'll get a great click rate on it.)

    We deployed a bunch of these new Macbook Pro 13" laptops in my workplace and so far, not a single complaint about keyboard problems. I have one myself that I use, and my only issue, to date, is just that I'm not a fan of having that little key-travel.

    One of my co-workers had a key on his stop working but he said he knew it was his fault. He was eating a piece of toast while using it and crumbs got under the key. He was able to use a vacuum to suck it back out and it started working again.

    Obviously, you have very little room inside those scissor action pieces under the keycaps on these keyboards, so very small things can get in there and jam it up. (On a more typical keyboard design, you'd just mash down the crumb and pulverize it when you hit the key a few times, so it wouldn't jam things up anymore. You'd eventually get a gross-looking keyboard full of gunk if you didn't clean it out eventually -- but it'd keep typing.)

    Not sure this is really something deserving of a recall though? It's more of an awareness that on a machine this light and thin and with this design, you HAVE to make more of an effort to keep it clean.

  41. Self-destructing products are the NORM now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Self-destructing products have been the NORM for over a decade.

    It's no accident that you can't easily repair the keyboard--a wear item in a laptop. Apple (like everyone else) wants you to just throw it away and buy a new one. They've been training an entire generation to accept this as normal. Nothing lasts as long as it used to: dishwashers, refrigerators, phones, you name it. It's all made like crap that fails or severely degrades after a year and there is no way to repair it. Chuck it and BUY A NEW ONE. Repeat every year or two.

  42. Yes. You can spellcheck code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a decent static analysis tool that can tell the difference between your code and static strings and resources and can be told to only spell check said strings and resources.

  43. Apple has had shitty keyboards for decades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Jobsian obsession with thin keyboards really does go way back.

    Their first computer after the Apple ][e, the Apple //c, introduced in 1984, had really-loud-yet-flimsy keys that would get stuck or would register only intermittently over time. Their successor to that, the Apple IIgs, also had a thin crappy keyboard. The first Mac's keyboard was little but at least full-travel. An early MacBook had a crap membrane keyboard that buckled and tore through in the center of each key eventually. Then came the heavy, machined aluminum, detached metal keyboard with the mushy $1 pocket calculator button innards.

    It's almost always been bad.

  44. Another curiously timed Apple "article"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, there's some attempts at stock manipulation going on here. They release q2 on May 1st.

    I fucking hate Apple but this shit has no place.

  45. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha! I don't take the words from that "Casey Johnston" (But who the heck is it anyway??) Only one single piece of dust has been gotten into the keyboard in months?? Seriously?

  46. I lucked out by hating other "brave" features by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

    I lucked out that Apple decided to be "brave" by adding that Touch bar and added too few USB-C ports while stripping the rest out. Otherwise I would've upgraded from my MacBook Pro 2014 and been hosed with that keyboard bug to boot.

  47. Re:Yes. You can spellcheck code. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    And I should have to do this... why?

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  48. Corsair Keyboards by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

    I highly recommend Corsair mechanical gaming keyboards. They/some come with Cherry mechanical switches. You can get clicky or silent, and smooth or tactile (which might or might not technically be "buckling spring" but feels exactly like a spring buckling). Fantastic to type on.

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    1. Re:Corsair Keyboards by berj · · Score: 1

      I used to have an great actual buckling spring keyboard back in the mid 90s/early 00s. Was really amazing. Felt great. Loved the sound. Sadly it was an old PS/2 keyboard without the windows/cmd key so it couldn't come with me to the modern era. Also my office-mates hated how loud it was, haha.

      One of the main reasons I love the last couple generations of full-sized plug in keyboards is how flat they are. They aren't very high off the desk and they're at a very shallow angle -- the very latest version even moreso. Makes for much less wrist strain than all of thicker, trational keyswitch keyboards. No need for a wrist rest and just the right amount of pressure needed to activate the key. After more than 20 years of daily typing (I'm a software developer) I now experience no wrist or finger pain at all. Every other keyboard is an evil torture device in comparison to these things.

      Now.. obviously someone who does lots of gaming will have *very* different needs out of a keyboard. But for what I do and how much of the day I do it, these keyboards are damned near perfect.

  49. The Hermit Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Apple's relative silence on this issue for existing customers is deafening.

    When has Apple NOT been silent unless the news becomes viral? When they do open their marketing piehole, they'll probably recommend that users switch to an iPad or upgrade to their latest user-hostile monstrosity.

  50. Instead of saying "Sorry".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... they will let the MBP line languish, just like they have done with the Macbook Pro. Their excuse will probably be similar, that they took their time to redesign the computer (which different than "we screwed up and had to redo it"). Since the iPhone bubble, Apple doesn't care about their computers. Which, to be honest, kind of makes sense given that Microsoft had to keep Apple alive due to poor sells of computers...

  51. Apple proves once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple proves once again that shiny shit still sticks and a sucker is born every minute.

  52. Re:Yes. You can spellcheck code. by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    Because you're holding it wrong

  53. Or, even better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... they could quit using horrifically subpar Apple products. Unlikely though, given that they're brainwashed dupes who'll buy any garbage that Apple sells. Quality isn't relevant to them, they're just want whatever is fashionable.

  54. Re:Yes. You can spellcheck code. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Hah. Wait... before I laugh too hard... you don't actually work for Apple, do you?

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    APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
  55. Re:Yes. You can spellcheck code. by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    I was being 100% facetious... forgot sarcasm tag

  56. Re:Yes. You can spellcheck code. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    So was I ;)

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  57. Re: Yes. You can spellcheck code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You shouldn't have to because of a keyboard, but you should do it anyway out of a sense of professionalism.

  58. Re: Yes. You can spellcheck code. by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    And I do; in fact, my IDE does so in realtime. 99% of what it catches shouldn't be a keyboard failure on a $2000 machine, though.

    For the record, this was posted from a different machine.

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  59. Bad! Very Bad keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I pull out my old mid 2012 macbook pro, the keyboard makes it feel like I've travelled into the future. My new MBP has a feature where keys randomly do not work. It's proudest moment was when a certain key quit working when I typed in my direct deposit routing number on my tax return. Luckily, I caught it before I submitted the return.