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The One-Name Email, a Silicon Valley Status Symbol, Is Wreaking Havoc (wsj.com)

In Silicon Valley, first-name-only email addresses have long been the ultimate status symbol, indicating a techie was an early hire at a new company. Now that startups are growing, the one-namers are wreaking havoc -- and the competition to snag them is fierce. From a report on WSJ: When Peter Szabo heard he and his co-workers would receive new email addresses after his tech company was launched from an incubator, he ran to his boss and confirmed he would get the "Peter" first-name email address. After years of failing to arrive at companies early enough to bag the prized address, Mr. Szabo negotiated getting the single-name email at the earliest opportunity. "As companies get bigger, if you can be the original Peter, absolutely that's bragging rights," said Mr. Szabo, who is chief revenue officer of mobile-entertainment network startup Mammoth Media. "It's huge."

[...] Startups are growing faster than at any time since the dot-com boom thanks to a flood of venture capital. The system of using first names is leading to more email misfires at tech companies the more successful, and larger, they get. {...] Even techies are having a hard time figuring out how to disrupt the naming convention of corporate email. The growing pains usually set in when startups reach 25 to 50 employees, as names begin to overlap, according to Josh Walter, who has designed email services for companies for the past eight years. "That's when companies say, 'Oh no, what do we do now?'" Mr. Walter says. He is currently IT engineer at Second Measure, a Silicon Valley startup that analyzes consumer spending.

255 comments

  1. First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i just can't even.....

    1. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Besides if you have that pull or are early enough get something better than your first name. But yeah this must be a millennial narcissistic thing in Shittycon Valley

    2. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nailed it

    3. Re:First World Problems by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      "As companies get bigger, if you can be the original Peter, absolutely that's bragging rights," said Mr. Szabo, who is chief revenue officer of mobile-entertainment network startup Mammoth Media. "It's huge."

      Hey. Instead of their email address, other guys get to brag about the size of their penis. Let... Peter... have... this.

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    4. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that since most of us on this site live in the first world, first world problems are exactly the things we are going to complain about?
      If you want stories about famine and drought you need to go to oxfam or something.

    5. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until he learns that people can get their own domain names too.

      Dude, bro, that's like off the hook!

    6. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Adam had the original peter.

    7. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.
      I don't usually comment, but when I do..

    8. Re:First World Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice try but I'll take more money over a single name email address. Fake perks don't count.

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    9. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In Latvian startup, people not dream of email addresses, only dream of potato

    10. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds more like a 0th World Non-Problem...

    11. Re: First World Problems by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was in early enough to get "bill@company.com", but as the company grew I was constantly getting misdirected email meant for other Bills. So I added my last name. I had no idea that I was giving up a major status symbol and that women would no longer have sex with me. I just assumed that it was because of my receding hairline. Now I know.

    12. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That damn cow pooped on my keyboard again!

      There, you happy now that I'm complaining about a third world problem?

      CAP === 'strangle'

    13. Re: First World Problems by dublin · · Score: 1

      I once had dub@sun.com (and even signed /. posts with it before they finally made me create an account), which is clearly about as good as an email address can get. (Everyone calls me "Dub", even my family, so for all practical purposes it *is* my first name, even if it makes people think I stutter when introducing myself as Dub Dublin...)

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    14. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so sorry.

    15. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What to say, companies try to make workers compete for this kind of things, is the cheapest way to make them happy with their jobs while receiving an obsolete salary and reduced beneffits.

    16. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This makes the parents of those kids with very unique names geniuses that belong on a meme.

    17. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you referring to Centimeter Peter?

    18. Re:First World Problems by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      First name problems.

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    19. Re:First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Status is NOT a first world problem. Status is baked into the human mind. I'd say Status is far more of a third world problem that a first.

    20. Re:First World Problems by Desler · · Score: 1

      That's far too generous. He's known as 'Millimeter' Peter.

    21. Re: First World Problems by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

      I worked for a university that had a 'no changing your username ... ever' policy. In 1994, we set up a new machine, and had the typical login name land-grab.

      One of the people was really excited about getting in early enough to get 'john@...'.

      I don't remember how long it was before he came back begging us to let him change his account because he was getting so many e-mails of 'are you John (whatever)?' as people who didn't know about 'finger' would spray e-mails trying to find people, but I know he didn't last the year.

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    22. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oxfam people don't really care about famine. If you give them a dollar, they'll spend $0.40 on MacBooks, $0.55 on white Humvees and $0.05 on generators and solar panels that gather dust in distribution warehouses until they're stolen and shipped to china by local criminals who spend most of the year in Boca Raton.

    23. Re: First World Problems by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 0

      Not to do with email addresses, but interesting names with dub. In my family the tradition is to name Jr's with First and Last name the same, and middle initial the same but different middle name. My father got the middle initial W, but they couldn't decide on a middle name at birth, so just left it as W.

      They never did get around to giving him a middle name, so it has been W, no ".". Causes some trouble at places that want his middle name, but that's how it is on his birth certificate and drivers license.

      He has the most syllables per letter for a middle name, "Double U".

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      "All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent." [Thomas Jefferson]
    24. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should be doubly sorry. I mean, a name like that, and also apparently worked at sun? Talk about a shit end of the deal.

    25. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you understand how the designation of "junior" works. If the full name isn't identical, then the person isn't a Jr.

    26. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol millennial ... it's been around before those idiots were out of middle school.

    27. Re: First World Problems by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I know this is just feeding a troll, but what the hell. There is no law that every name must be exactly the same, his birth certificate shows Jr, and my older brothers, whose middle name is Wescott, while my grandfather's is Wilbur, shows III. As I said, it is family tradition, but perhaps not your tradition.

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    28. Re: First World Problems by mikael · · Score: 1

      No different from having a ID card with a low employee number. One company had a security database with a maximum of six digits so they just wrapped around the numbers and started reusing old ID numbers that weren't in use. Many old timers were furious.

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    29. Re: First World Problems by Dayze!Confused · · Score: 0

      Sorry if I seemed to have hurt your feelings, causing you to impulsively reduce yourself to ad hominem attacks, but the evidence seems to be in my favor that you are an AC troll.

      Your "rules" don't match with my reality, which is that in my family it is tradition to change the middle name while maintaining the same initial. My father's birth certificate shows Jr., my brothers shows III, same as their drivers license. There is no legal requirement that they have their first, middle, and last name the same.

      It does seem common that people try to affix the definition of true junior as having exactly all the same names, and that seems to be how most people do it, but as I've stated, this is a family tradition, which did away with others tradition. It's also not me doing it wrong, but my grandfather, my father, and my older brother, along with all the hospital staff and government workers that registered the names and allowed them on the birth certificate.

      But thanks for taking my fun fact and turning into a shit slinging fest.

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    30. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be fair, actually putting "Jr." in your kid's name shows a lack of education or class. If he has the same name as you, he's Junior regardless of whether it's part of his legal name.
      Use of I, II, III, etc. is a holdover from when people who wished they were nobility adopted it to mimic Royalty.

    31. Re: First World Problems by Balthisar · · Score: 1

      If you're still in Shanghai and can't get women to have sex with you, it's got to be something more than your receding hairline. Maybe you've gone too local and aren't exotic enough any more? ;-)

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    32. Re: First World Problems by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      It's not a matter of "legal requirements", it's simply a long-standing convention that everyone else in the English-speaking world (other than your family) doesn't have a problem understanding or following.

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      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    33. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why are we hating on Sun and not Oracle?

    34. Re:First World Problems by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      One name email and a company name of at most three letter are signs of an early era and potential status symbols.

      Also the cryptic short form names can be there - in early mail addresses the short form used for the login was often used for the mail, e.g. anfo@xyz.org or something.

      In a passing period an underscore was used instead of a dot separating first and last name, like john_doe@xyz.org

      And how many has used the bang-paths? The style used when auto-routing mails didn't exist and the users had to know which path the mail had to be sent over UUCP to reach the destination.

      Don't underestimate the historical significance of the early era mail addresses.

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      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    35. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your C-level execs are at all concerned about having a first name only email address, you have a hiring problem because it's a clear indication of not being able to focus on what matters to the company's success.

    36. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Identity is everything now. Look at the rampant discrimination against white men in tech now. You need to cement your identity as better than everyone else. Your actual skills and contributions are somewhat immaterial.

    37. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry if I seemed to have hurt your feelings, causing you to impulsively reduce yourself to ad hominem attacks

      Projection. Your insecurity is showing. I'll also remind you that you were the one who started flinging the ad hominem attacks (ie. "I know this is just feeding a troll"). For you to try to hold my response to a different standard is disingenuous and hypocritical.

      Your "rules" don't match with my reality, which is that in my family it is tradition to change the middle name while maintaining the same initial. My father's birth certificate shows Jr., my brothers shows III, same as their drivers license. There is no legal requirement that they have their first, middle, and last name the same.

      Then your family is doing it wrong. If you don't believe me, go ask around or read up on name suffixes.

      It does seem common that people try to affix the definition of true junior as having exactly all the same names, and that seems to be how most people do it

      That is because it's the correct usage.

      But thanks for taking my fun fact and turning into a shit slinging fest.

      Go back and look at the thread. I presented information, you insult me, I insult you back while calling you out and you attempt pathetically dishonest SJW-style arguing tactics. You brought it to this point by acting like a petulant child.

    38. Re:First World Problems by Askmum · · Score: 1

      No idea when having your first name as an email became something to brag about, but for me you can only have bragging rights if your name (and connected email) is dmr.

    39. Re: First World Problems by houghi · · Score: 1

      Company I wotked for when I did not want a company phone or a portable. It would just tie me to them during my time off.

      Another insisted and had to buy one for me as I use a keyboard non-standard to the country I live on.

      Third one did it right. I could log in on any workstation all iver Europe if I needed. Just had my own keyboard with me.

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    40. Re: First World Problems by feargal · · Score: 1

      Shame you didn't work with lin.com

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      "A goldfish was his muse, eternally amused"
    41. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was in early enough to get "bill@company.com"

      You must have been very early. A certain other Bill was only early enough to get billg@...

      but as the company grew I was constantly getting misdirected email meant for other Bills.

      How does that even happen? Do people just randomly guess email addresses?

    42. Re:First World Problems by Xest · · Score: 1

      Right, I've never read such drivel in my life:

      "said Mr. Szabo, who is chief revenue officer of mobile-entertainment network startup Mammoth Media. "It's huge.""

      I guess "ChiefBollocksOfficer@CompanyNoOneHasEverFuckingHeardOf.penis" was already taken?

      It's huge, having a first name e-mail address at an irrelevant fucking startup? Really? If it's huge I can guarantee you I can get myself 10 by the end of the week. Does that qualify me to run Google nowadays or something?

      Remind me to note this down as another criteria for the instant-reject pile in my hiring process if it's mentioned in their CV. I prefer people with actual achievements in life.

    43. Re: First World Problems by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      My claim to fame is, I have an @gmail.com first name. Yeah... and everyone uses it as their fake throw-away e-mail address.

      The upshot of that is, I keep cancelling one fool's haircut appointments because the reminders for it keep coming to my inbox.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    44. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's simply a long-standing convention that everyone else in the English-speaking world (other than your family) doesn't have a problem understanding or following.

      The only people who get worked up over those "rules" are the ones trying to make them seem more important than they actually are. I for one praise Dayze!Confused for treating it like the bullshit that it is and causing you to get your panties all in a bunch.

    45. Re: First World Problems by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have access to several subscriptions and more than one virtual currency due to my gmail account.

      I've behaved and not taken advantage of any of them. Not worth the legal grief.

    46. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is just feeding a troll, but what the hell. There is no law that every name must be exactly the same, his birth certificate shows Jr, and my older brothers, whose middle name is Wescott, while my grandfather's is Wilbur, shows III. As I said, it is family tradition, but perhaps not your tradition.

      I have a friend whose first name is Junior. My brother only has a single letter for his "middle name". My parents wanted to use my grandfather's first name for my brother's middle name, but my grandpa thought no one should have to suffer having that name.

      I was in Brazil for two years, and names got so outrageous that the government came up with a list of approved names. Choosing a name not on the list includes a fine and signing a waver for the child to sue you for any hardships. My favorites were Um Dois Tres de Oliveira Quatro (1 2 3 de Oliveira the Fourth) and Dezencio Feverencio de Ointa-Cinco (Born on the 10th of February of 85).

    47. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, actually putting "Jr." in your kid's name shows a lack of education or class. If he has the same name as you, he's Junior regardless of whether it's part of his legal name. Use of I, II, III, etc. is a holdover from when people who wished they were nobility adopted it to mimic Royalty.

      "Jr" is only applicable if the son or daughter has the same exact name as the parent. Second could be any relative with the same name.

    48. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not surprising that you would "praise" yourself. Yes, we all know it's you masquerading as AC pretending to be someone else, Dayze!Confused.

      Let's see, which SJW tactics have you employed so far:

      Accusing a dissenter of being a troll/racist/sexist/nazi.
      Projecting your own insecurity.
      Hypocritically berating someone who stood up to your insults and accusations.
      Using a sockpuppet.
      Never admitting when you are wrong, even with information presented to you.
      Acting like an entitled, sullen child.

      Yep, you are an SJW. Why don't you go find something else to fabricate false outrage over?

    49. Re:First World Problems by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      This is truly sick behavior. If someone ran to me wanting a vanity email address I would probably ear-mark them for removal. WTF.

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    50. Re: First World Problems by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Sun was an amazing company who's contributions will be felt long after you are dead. You fuck.

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    51. Re:First World Problems by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      It is soooo hard to find parts for my Porsche! Fuck this country!!!

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    52. Re: First World Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sky is green.

      Actually, the sky is blue.

      The only people who are concerned with facts are the ones trying to make them seem more important than they are by stating them them in response to misinformation. I for one praise Dayze!Confused for being ignorant, uncultured and uneducated.

  2. Maybe the next bust is in view by oldgraybeard · · Score: 0

    "Startups are growing faster than at any time since the dot-com boom thanks to a flood of venture capital." I can recall the last one.

    Just my 2 cents ;)

    1. Re: Maybe the next bust is in view by lucm · · Score: 1

      I've used open source software since the 1980s, and the past 6 or 7 years have been awful. Linux from 2018 is way worse than Linux from 2008.

      You are full of shit.

      I'm using Linux on my main desktop today, and while possible, it would not have been such a pleasant experience in 2008. Back then, it was also still a pain in the ass to make cross-browser web pages (Boostrap came out in 2011); subversion was sitll bigger than git, so creating branches meant creating folders and committing code was impossible if the central server was down; storing objects in databases still required an ORM; the only server-side JavaScript framework was from Microsoft and it was the opposite of non-blocking. There was no docker, no vagrant, no ansible; nginx was still obscure, and while sluggish distributed computing was possible thanks to MapReduce, actual machine learning was still a wet dream (Spark came out years later) and AI was pure science-fiction (GPUs were still mostly used for video processing).

      Don't rewrite history, and stop wishing harm to people who care about making the world a better place with their code.

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    2. Re: Maybe the next bust is in view by Megane · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Linux from 2018 is way worse than Linux from 2008.

      Just say it: systemd

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    3. Re:Maybe the next bust is in view by stooo · · Score: 1

      >> "Startups are growing faster than at any time since the dot-com boom thanks to a flood of venture capital." I can recall the last one.
      This.
      This will also solve the narcissic single name e-mail problem.

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  3. Dumbass by registrations_suck · · Score: 2

    You can always request "dumbass" @yourstartup.com. While many may qualify, few will have the honesty to request it.

    1. Re: Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such a prized email should be judiciously awarded and maybe passed around as fuck-ups pile up.

    2. Re: Dumbass by NormalVisual · · Score: 3, Funny

      "You break the build, you get the 'dumbass' email address for a week"

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    3. Re:Dumbass by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can always request "dumbass" @yourstartup.com. While many may qualify, few will have the honesty to request it.

      Reminds me of my Boss, a nice Chinese guy named Cho Sun. His email was Chosun@hissite.com

      When we asked him why he chose that address, he replied "Many are called, but few are Cho Sun."

      --
      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    4. Re:Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we asked him why he chose that address

      Why wouldn't he use his name as his email?

    5. Re:Dumbass by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      When we asked him why he chose that address

      Why wouldn't he use his name as his email?

      you might not be a native English user, so I'll explain. It was a play on words. The original was "Many are called, but few are chosen. Which when pronounced sounds a lot like "Cho Sun".

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    6. Re:Dumbass by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I had a friend in the military that was stuck working on their service desk immediately after they stood up a major portal service. When people signed up for a portal account they were automatically assigned an account name based on their first and last name. If there was already an account matching that, then a sequential number was added at the end. One day he fielded a call from an irate O-3 who was incensed that a lowly E-3 had the username he wanted, a username without the number at the end. And of course the username in contention belonged to my friend, who being stunned by the shear audacity of such a demand promptly told him to f*ck off and hung up.

    7. Re:Dumbass by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      Which is a happy coincidence.

      You might not be a native English user, so I'll explain.

      He asked why you would question somebody using their name as an email address.

    8. Re:Dumbass by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Which is a happy coincidence.

      You might not be a native English user, so I'll explain.

      He asked why you would question somebody using their name as an email address.

      Nothing g better than being superior and condescending, then "explaining" a frivolous little play on words then you prove yourself an 11 on the clueless scale. Dude! Dude dude! It was a fucking joke, my humorless friend! Cho Sun sounds a whole lot like Chosen, in and in the old traditon of many Asian words sounding a lot like words used in English. the old saying "Many are called, but few are ChoSun." is a little play on words, because his mane was Cho Sun, and he knew of the similarity of his name to the word "Chosen" I'll explain. Chosen sounds quite lot like Cho Sun. And Cho sun indeed and not terribly surprising, sound very much like Chosen.

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    9. Re:Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's "Dumas", you insensitive clod!

    10. Re:Dumbass by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1
      I think you read the question wrong, which is understandable, since it's ambiguous in text.

      Why wouldn't he use his name as his email?

      I don't think this is asking "He used something that isn't his name; why did he do that?", but "He used his name; why would he do something other than that?"

    11. Re:Dumbass by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      The name is Dumass.

      For those who missed it

    12. Re:Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we asked him why he chose that address

      Why wouldn't he use his name as his email?

      you might not be a native English user, so I'll explain. It was a play on words. The original was "Many are called, but few are chosen. Which when pronounced sounds a lot like "Cho Sun".

      Which is a happy coincidence.

      You might not be a native English user, so I'll explain.

      He asked why you would question somebody using their name as an email address.

      You might not be a native English speaker, so I'll explain: I say, I say, it's a Joke, son! A play on words! We could all use a little more levity in these weighty times.

    13. Re:Dumbass by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you find out his email address is chosun@whatever.net.

      You either think "neat, his name sounds like a word, that's hilarious!", or you blindly carry on with your life, oblivious to the humour.

      In what gray area of troubled thinking do you stop and ask "Why would you use your own name as your email address?" in order to set him up for his "few are chosun" bit?

      Unless you mean to say "none of this happened at all, ever, but it's the only way I could think of to set up this joke".

    14. Re:Dumbass by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you find out his email address is chosun@whatever.net.

      You either think "neat, his name sounds like a word, that's hilarious!", or you blindly carry on with your life, oblivious to the humour.

      In what gray area of troubled thinking do you stop and ask "Why would you use your own name as your email address?" in order to set him up for his "few are chosun" bit?

      Unless you mean to say "none of this happened at all, ever, but it's the only way I could think of to set up this joke".

      You have to admit, there aren't that many Cho Suns's around. It might be the Wong sort of name for many people

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  4. Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a "first name" email address with a common first name. I changed it pretty quickly as I got deluged with spam.

    1. Re:Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't even have a common name and i still get email for other people at my private domain.

  5. This just indicates Silicon Valley is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the perfect figurative example why Silicon Valley is broken in general.

    Inconsequential ego trips suck away energy and investments. Thoughts only running as deep as a first name take precedence over wisdom and caution.

    Come on, we've all known this is a problem we share since forever out here, nobody wants to confront it.

  6. "Oh no, what do we do now?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm...pick an email address that doesn't clash with "peter" like "peter.lastname" or "peter.middle.lastname" and move on? Is this seriously a problem for people? "I tried to sign up for Gmail but john@gmail.com was taken. Oh no!!! Now what do I do!?!??!!?!?"

    1. Re:"Oh no, what do we do now?" by supremebob · · Score: 1

      If you're flush with VC money, you obviously get your own domain name for your e-mail. Something like peter@moneywastingstartup.com is probably still available.

    2. Re:"Oh no, what do we do now?" by lucm · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you're flush with VC money, you obviously get your own domain name for your e-mail.

      Anyone can afford the domain fee ($9/year) and the fancy Google or Office365 email service ($5/month).

      VC money should be used for something more useful, like the lawyers at Boies that allowed Theranos to burn through $900 million on 10 years of vaporware without being publicly challenged (it's the same law firm that negotiated Harvey Weinstein's severance, that was hired by Oracle to sue Google over Android/Java, that was representing SCO in their UNIX lawsuits, that defended the Enron CFO, and that represented Big Tobacco when they appealed cancer lawsuits).

      Other good uses of VC money is sexual harassment lawsuits (Uber), "company" houses in the Hamptons and LA (Mode media), worthless music streaming platform acquisition (Guvera) or decommissioned Soviet fighter jets (Terralliance).

      --
      lucm, indeed.
  7. Checkmate by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Henceforth, all my new email addresses will be "one-name@..."

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:Checkmate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It should be "myfirstname@..."

      Posting AC to preserve mods above.
      I'm New Around Here

  8. what's the big deal? by iggymanz · · Score: 0

    own your own .com domain, make any name you want. problem solved, and for less money than a cell phone ISP subscription.

    1. Re:what's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Did you even read.....
      Oh wait, this is crapdot, nobody reads here.

      Seriously, this is talking about INTERNAL COMPANY EMAIL. Are you going to buy your own .com domain for a company email address for every employee?

    2. Re:what's the big deal? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      more status to own your own domain, especially when job hunting or communicating behind your pimp-daddy boss's ass

    3. Re:what's the big deal? by Desler · · Score: 2

      And yet that still has nothing to do with this article. This is about the naming scheme of a company's email directory.

    4. Re:what's the big deal? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      so what's the prestige of having first name in that? you're someone else's bitch if you lost it. the owners will never have this problem.

  9. Dumbest idea by rojash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Single-handedly, and single-namedly, the dumbest ever post I have encountered on /.

    1. Re: Dumbest idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This

    2. Re:Dumbest idea by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I would give you +1 insightful. I've worked in companies where I was the first employee with my name, but because they're professional companies (or at least want to appear professional from the outside) my e-mail address has always been some combination of first and last name.

    3. Re:Dumbest idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just did a project with a company that used the employee's initials, either just 2 or all 3 or more. When they have another with the same initials, they put an incremental number at the end. It works well, but some of the women's names don't match their email's last initial, such as if they got married and took their husband's name like a good wife.

    4. Re:Dumbest idea by lucm · · Score: 1

      I once worked in a small-ish company where my email handle was my first name + "2", even though nobody was using my first name. Their email admin had created a mailbox with my first name when I was hired, but the post-it with the password was thrown away before I arrived, and apparently it was easier to create a new mailbox than reset the password of the existing one.

      Among other interesting things in that company, it was also the only time in my long and distinguished career that I had a desktop with a public ip address, which was great except for the occasional "net send" spam I would get. Good old days.
       

      --
      lucm, indeed.
    5. Re: Dumbest idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like when I was at Ford on the 19.x.x.x subnet.

      Not so smallish tho.

    6. Re:Dumbest idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Single-handedly, and single-namedly, the dumbest ever post I have encountered on /.

      I guess you weren't around for this gem: What's the Harm in a Default Setting for Div by Zero

      That's the dumbest one. Everything else is just fighting for second place.

    7. Re:Dumbest idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      The summary including the dude ranting about how important it is to get that first name only address makes me wanna head to Silicon Valley to smack some people around. These shallow cunts are our tech leaders? Really? Good lord. No wonder the internetwebz are such a disaster.

  10. First name? pffft by Pikoro · · Score: 1

    I have a 1 letter email address on a 3 letter domain

    --
    "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
  11. Who can pee the furthest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its alwyas good to get in early if you get the right type of stock. But if you care about the name of your email address seems the priorities are off

  12. I don't ever have a problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Getting just my first name as an email address. Tzabolikai@whereeverIwork.com is never taken when I ask about it.

  13. Early adopter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was an early adopter on gmail, and because of the fairly unmangled name i got to choose, daily recieve a curious range of misaddressed mail, variously intended for south african builders, a collection of religious folk in US and Scotland, wedding invitations from strangers, subscriptions for various services not based in my country (which I generally cancel if there's an option to do so) and more, plus an avalanche of spam.

    1. Re:Early adopter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, my short email address also just brings me lots of spam. Sometimes other receivers are shown, they just send emails to all combinations of letters, going through the whole alphabet.

  14. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 letter, four letter domain, two letter TLD.

  15. This is a problem anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The system of using first names is leading to more email misfires at tech companies the more successful, and larger, they get."

    I work at a startup, and no one uses a single name email address. But, have two people with the same first name in the company, means that sometimes emails go to the wrong place, because people don't pay attention when the address is auto completed.

  16. The email address isn’t the problem by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    I read this story earlier today. The fundamental problem appears to be people who are too lazy to actually look up an email address. They’re pretty much all complaining that “I know a guy named Alex who works at Twitter, so I sent an email to alex@twitter.com but that wasn’t my guy’s address.”

    --
    #DeleteChrome
  17. dumb.. dumb.. dumb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    common names and dictionary words are the worst possible usernames for email, as they are the largest and easiest targets for spammers and phishers.

    1. Re:dumb.. dumb.. dumb! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the chicks dig it. The other guys at work are jealous of me. I'm so awesome.

  18. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody wants a Christmas Island email address.

  19. This problem... it's so easily solved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just have everyone with the same first name use the same email account.

    1. Re:This problem... it's so easily solved... by lucm · · Score: 1

      Even better, have everyone use the same Gmail account, and pretend you're using Slack.

      --
      lucm, indeed.
  20. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people are so vain and deluded they care about bragging rights to an email address?

    These people need some perspective. Now. They need to sit down with someone who works hard for a living to see how ridiculous it is and tell them all about and watch the person's reaction.

  21. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My question is, why is /. reporting on this irrelevant idiocy? This crap submission isn't even resulting in heated discussion that generates ad impressions. There's no legitimate reason to put such a stupid submission on the front page. I know /. is a joke compared to what it once was, but even this submission is really stupid even by the low standards of /. these days.

    Just to add an extra touch of incompetence, the only link is to a story that you can't read unless you're a WSJ subscriber. Sure would be nice if the incompetent "editors" here would post a link to a story that you can actually read.

    Fucking morons.

  22. Re:First name? pffft by whoda · · Score: 1

    I use a@aol.com for a lot of fake registrations.
    Sorry about that.

  23. A GOLD RUSH favors those who sell the axes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A GOLD RUSH favors those who sell the axes.

    1. Re:A GOLD RUSH favors those who sell the axes. by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably better to sell shovels in a gold rush. Unless you're using the axes to murder miners and take their gold. But then you'll also need a shovel anyway...

    2. Re:A GOLD RUSH favors those who sell the axes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish I had mod points. This is funny, insightful and interesting!

    3. Re:A GOLD RUSH favors those who sell the axes. by denzacar · · Score: 1

      You don't need a shovel. They already got one. Probably a ready hole in the ground too.

      And if you're a dedicated axe murderer, you don't even need an axe. At least back then you didn't need to own one.

      --
      Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
    4. Re:A GOLD RUSH favors those who sell the axes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the AC you replied to. I'm just here to clear up confusion... The guy you replied to said "axes" (implied short for "pick axes" in this context). I'll give him the benefit of the doubt of being a non-native speaker who wasn't aware that they're just called "picks."

      That, or you posted AC and replied to yourself for the sweet, sweet karma? :)

  24. Easy solution... by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

    ...just hire people named like Major Major Major Major.

  25. Why don't we have a "DNS" for email? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

    It seems odd that in the days of phone numbers being portable we don't have a portable email identity because there is no addressing system.

    It would be nice to have a decentralized distributed addressing system that allows us to separate our identity from these providers. Multiple mailboxes could be handled by some type of key system that is a layer under the address. Those could even direct to different providers. I could give one key to family members, others to each employer, others to places I shop online at, etc. There would also be a default mailbox for people without a key.

    It could also be taken to another level and provide access to my phone or any other media. Then I could default all with no key to the voicemail / spam filtering system.

    1. Re:Why don't we have a "DNS" for email? by Paul+Carver · · Score: 1

      Um, we do. It's called DNS. I assume you've heard of it since you mentioned it in your post.

    2. Re:Why don't we have a "DNS" for email? by shess · · Score: 1

      It seems odd that in the days of phone numbers being portable we don't have a portable email identity because there is no addressing system.

      You have a portable phone number, but most companies don't want you handling corporate business on your personal phone number.

      In fact, _I_ don't want to intermix company and personal phone calls or email, either.

    3. Re:Why don't we have a "DNS" for email? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I was unclear in the rest of what I said, but this wouldn't intermix mail.

      Those with keys would go direct to specific inboxes / servers associated with the key. Keys would need to be able to have multiple owners with different rights too so that a company could revoke an employees rights to communications on their behalf.

      What I'm thinking of is more of a personal access control system that would give users full control (sometimes shared with companies / parents) over where they receive communications and who they receive them from. Those who don't have a key go into a universal inbox for unsolicited communications that would probably be mostly spam. There would also be abilities to revoke compromised keys.

      If a company didn't want your corporate business going to a personal phone, as one of the owners of those keys, they could easily force that. You'd have to give one of your keys for friends to an individual you work with to bypass that.

    4. Re:Why don't we have a "DNS" for email? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LinkedIn, which is probably why Microsoft bought them.

    5. Re:Why don't we have a "DNS" for email? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have that. It's called "buying a domain". They're quite cheap, a few dollars a year. Hosting can be handled for free on gmail.

    6. Re: Why don't we have a "DNS" for email? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

    7. Re:Why don't we have a "DNS" for email? by nasch · · Score: 1

      DNS resolves which email address belongs to which person?

  26. Aliasing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just alias firstname@ firstname.lastname@ and nickname@ (if applicable) to point to the same mailbox.
    Business cards get firstname.lastname@
    Internally we use firstname@
    It's not caused us any problems.

  27. Didn't you mean First Word Problems? by The+Optimizer · · Score: 1

    I guess this is the modern day equivalent of the corner office.

    When I was young I got one of those (corner locations) and thought it was the schizzle. Turns out the big pillar running through it made the space much less usable and nobody cared anyway.

  28. Welcome to the dumbed-down Internet by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 1

    Back when the Internet was mostly for nerds, the solution to this problem was a finger query away.

    --
    Knowledge is power; knowledge shared is power lost.
    1. Re:Welcome to the dumbed-down Internet by dwye · · Score: 1

      Worked until there were multiple me's on the Internet. I was in the whois database at the end of the era when people still used their real names, and I got emails for someone else with my name every 8 months or so, and supposedly my surname is about the 2800th most popular one in the US.

      Even at AT&T, when I worked there, the only way to disambiguate common names was that the org chart was built into the internal directory pages, so if you knew where or in what division your John Smith worked, or who his boss or boss's boss was, you could look it up (obviously, thereafter it goes in your email client as a not-so-common alias, to save a five minute journey).

  29. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by urbanriot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My question is, why is /. reporting on this irrelevant idiocy?

    This is msmash's MO, post about first world millennial issues, SJWism, UBB, feminism, etc., things that have no or minimal relation to tech with little to no quality assurance. Typically when you see a vacuous Slashdot post, msmash is responsible.

  30. Re: Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A. Men. To that

  31. Is anyone actually impressed by this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seriously, nobody cares that you are the first "Joe" at a generic startup with the life expectancy of a fruit fly, trying desperately to slurp up some VC money before fizzling.

    Since I'm a (clean shaven) Unix graybeard, my login and email address are my initials, as Dennis Ritchie intended. More often than not, I find that convention does signal having a technical clue.

    1. Re:Is anyone actually impressed by this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I'm a (clean shaven) Unix graybeard, my login and email address are my initials

      "Same for me!"
          - Robert Oliver Orville Thomas

  32. ICQ by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Like people who used to brag about how low their ICQ number was, or how how their slashdot id is etc...

    --
    http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    1. Re:ICQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like people who used to brag about how low their ICQ number was

      I read "Like people who used to brag about how low their IQ was" and thought "Trump truly represents this country".

    2. Re:ICQ by mrbester · · Score: 1

      I was surprised how low my ICQ number was and thought it would have been higher as I wasn't an early adopter. Same thing with my id here.

      --
      "Wait. Something's happening. It's opening up! My God, it's full of apricots!"
    3. Re:ICQ by Mycroft-X · · Score: 1

      Same here.

  33. OMG this is so stupid. by shess · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having been in a position of having a common first-name email at a company, I will never accept that in the future, even if offered. It results in getting all the emails for all the people with the same first name, plus a bunch of emails from external people who can't get ahold of anyone so they just start randomly spamming likely addresses. In any case, autocomplete supersedes any time-saving advantage it would offer.

    As far as being a "status symbol", that's even worse. If your company is successful, you'll end up spending all of your time trying to avoid projecting status, trying to fade into the background and just be a regular employee to the extent possible. Unless, of course, you're an asshat, in which case you'll glory in your status projection (and hopefully, for the sake of your co-workers, be let go).

    1. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by voislav98 · · Score: 4, Funny

      First thing we've done after coming into a couple of startups was standardize the email addresses to stop this kind of thing. Everybody gets first.last name email (or something like that), no nicknames, no first names, no choice. Boring and formulaic, but efficient and eliminates confusion and status issues. The only exception is bofh@company.com, reserved for system ops.

    2. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by dwye · · Score: 1

      When I was a sysadmin, we set up aliases of first_name "." surname for everybody, and gave people a two week window to request in ID *other* than first initial , last name (i.e., "jsmith" for John Smith) if there wasn't a namespace collision (or too long a name, Slavic and Greek surnames can be annoyingly long :-). Surprisingly, the only ones who commonly wanted their firstname as their ID were unmarried or soon-to-divorce women; men sometimes asked to omit their first initial, though.

      Our company was not in Silicon Valley, though.

    3. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having been in a position of having a common first-name email at a company, I will never accept that in the future, even if offered. It results in getting all the emails for all the people with the same first name, plus a bunch of emails from external people who can't get ahold of anyone

      "Same for me!"
          - Jobs Cooper Jr.

    4. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for a telecom many years ago. We had a policy - anyone who had any kind of privileged access had an email which was a nickname/handle and never first or last name or both. For external purposes we had aliases that had first initial last name, all email received on those was delayed by 1 hour, and also we send NDRs to any senders that would write to these addresses. We never wrote from these emails. We used random addresses (the server would randomize it) on every outbound email, that only delivered a single response back. It was quite nice.

      Using emails with your names in them is leaking sensitive information. If you have any sense of security, you should not use those for anyone but sales.

    5. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though then things get interesting for the second John Smith you hire, or folks like me that have a mononym. I've ended up as all of...

        * wolf.companyname@
        * wolf.wolf@
        * "wolf."@
        * ".wolf"@
        * wolf@ ...depending on the company in question at times.

      - WolfWings, too lazy to login to /. in way too long.

    6. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...also having an e-mail address of starting with a period (which yes, requires the quotes then) will result in a LOT of e-mail you should NOT have gotten landing in your e-mail box, as a lot of sales/account manager/billing folks hit a period to end the list of e-mail addresses when sending e-mails I've discovered.

      - WolfWings, still too lazy to login, even for the second comment in a row.

    7. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      The notion that a woman changes her name upon marriage is by no means universal. In my wife's home country, it's simply unheard of, and it's no longer the default or even common practise in the country where we were married and currently reside. Changing it didn't even occur to either one of us. (And it was the same when I married my ex-wife, who is also not from the US.)

      Every time we visit my family in the US, she gets grilled at passport control over the fact her last name's different from mine. It's been suggested to her by members of my family that she do a deed poll and get it changed, which she thinks is bizarre: "My name is my name. What the hell does that have to do with whether I'm married, or to whom? Isn't that what the ring is for?"

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    8. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back on topic: I had the same 3-letter firstname@ addresses at Sun and MySQL AB. But I ended up switching to firstname.lastname@sun.com so people wouldn't think I was... let's say, some guy with a pony tail, whom you'd think would have had it, but no, it was actually available to me when I joined.

      'Nuff said.

    9. Re:OMG this is so stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think you've got it hard, I've got a firstname gmail address, you should see the tsunami of misdirected email I receive !

  34. Enjoy your spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enjoy your spam and Speer phishing emails idiots

  35. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .de, larger than .org and .net

  36. Szabo Peter's first name is "Szabo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There is a difference between "first name" and "given name" for Hungarian names.

    This nit was picked for you by Anonymous Coward.

    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

    1. Re:Szabo Peter's first name is "Szabo" by dwye · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between "first name" and "given name" for Hungarian names.

      And just to make things more complex, some reverse their names to make it "easier" for Western coworkers and correspondents. Mainland Chinese use the surname first pattern, but Taiwanese Chinese often use the Western pattern, just to make it hard for those of us who try to understand their differences.

    2. Re:Szabo Peter's first name is "Szabo" by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      It's also common in some countries to write the surname first in addresses. The resident directories posted in the entrances to apartment buildings and the name plates on apartment doors here (Sweden) typically show the surname first, followed by the first initial of the given name.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    3. Re:Szabo Peter's first name is "Szabo" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tbh Kerekes Laszlo makes more sense then Laszlo Kerekes, as the people would know the family in the village Kerekes, and the given name Laszlo, so it immediately tells you who that person is, not some anonymous Michael

    4. Re:Szabo Peter's first name is "Szabo" by PPH · · Score: 1

      Thank you

      No problem Mr. Coward Anonymous.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
  37. It's not so great by Solandri · · Score: 1

    I managed to grab a first-name email address for MIT's alumni email forwarding service, by virtue of randomly happening to be online and checking out the alumni website a few minutes after the service went live. It ends up getting a boatload of spam (apparently one of spammers' algorithms is to blindly send spam to [common name]@[domain]), and misdirected emails intended for other alumni with the same first name. What's even more fun is when one of those alumni signs up for a mailing list website and forgets to add their last name or whatever to their email address, resulting in them signing me up.

    It's just an alumni forwarding service so I can tolerate it. I just whitelist the emails I expect to get at that address and set my spam filtering to really aggressive. But if it were going to be my main email address, I'd much prefer firstname.lastname@domain or firstname123@domain or something similarly easy to remember but more obscure. I own my own domain and run my main email through it. But I've long since abandoned firstname@mydomain.com to spam, and just redirect that to /dev/null.

  38. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    News for nerds. Not tech news, news for nerds.

    It's a slow Sunday, don't get your knickers in a twist.

    --
    const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
    SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
  39. Merit is no biggie; MUST HAVE email address!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, gotcha.

  40. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does UBB mean?

  41. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Universal Basic Buffoonery. Everyone gets to go to Clown College for free.

  42. Wow... What a dick... by chaboud · · Score: 1

    Peter strikes me as a bit Cocky... I mean, bragging rights waved around Willy nilly is a Dick move. Just remember to take a calming bath, massage your hands with Johnson's baby oil, and write in your journal. Paper and a Pen is a good way to collect one's thoughts.

    1. Re:Wow... What a dick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's gotta brag about something. The ladies all know him as "Millimeter Peter".

    2. Re:Wow... What a dick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . I mean, bragging rights waved around Willy nilly is a Dick move.
      it's an insecure move. It means this is someone that knows how to talk to management, brown-nose, and someone for whom apparent status and apparent respect is what matters. But they don't have the security to rely upon their technical skill because they don't want to admit to themselves they don't have any.

      But the real techies that management should[1] reward, the ones that really make the software work? They're the ones that might have a masters or PhD; the ones that have generic job titles like "Developer" and the ones that don't seem to care what you call them -- they care how you treat and respect them. And they measure respect by how much trust they're given; not about what ... email address you give them.

      This latter group is what the former group think they are. But they're not.

      (Accidentally offensive ones aside, of course.)

      [1] Should reward. Doesn't mean they actually do, of course, but that's a different conversation.

    3. Re: Wow... What a dick... by chaboud · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, you did eventually notice that my entire comment was just a way to make penis jokes, right?

  43. This is what happens ... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... ... when you hire immature people.

    New rule on my interview list, anyone that shows any serious interest in one-name email address results in the interview being terminated at that point with a "thank you, but you just won't work out".

    And this is why it's important for companies, from day one, to set a sane standard for server names, email addresses, and any other naming convention so they are practical and not 'cute'. And to hire lead people that have actually worked for a living instead of fresh out of a University so they know more things than Universities teach.

    And no, in my 40-year career, I have never named a server after a Star Wars character.

    --
    I rarely read replies, it's my opinion and if you thought about your opinion a little more, I'm OK with that.
    1. Re:This is what happens ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ, dude. Cute system names don't cause problems and they are good team culture/morale. Sorry to spoil your "fun".

    2. Re:This is what happens ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mostly agree with you but people should be allowed to have a little fun here and there. I have noticed morale increases significantly when you can make otherwise boring work fun. Does an e-mail address = fun? NO. Sometimes server names might be able to be fun and not cause too much trouble. Star wars naming is lame "nerd signaling" so I agree, that is dumb. It also matters the scope of your work. If working with a small team fun can be had within the "in group". If your work needs to be used by 15+ people then, yes, some standard process is probably better.

      I don't do IT anymore but one place I worked 10 years ago used sharks: "Great White", Hammerhead", etc.

    3. Re:This is what happens ... by PPH · · Score: 1

      When my employer started setting up HP-UX engineering workstations, I was the second person to receive one. The first guy came over and said we should name them all with some sort of series. He had named his homer (obviously going for the Simpsons characters). So I named mine ulysses.

      When the NT servers started appearing on our system, I told the admin to name the domain controller sophocles. But he wasn't going to fall for the tragedy joke.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    4. Re:This is what happens ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And no, in my 40-year career, I have never named a server after a Star Wars character.

      40 year career? In that case they're all be LOTR (or greek mythology) characters. :-)

    5. Re:This is what happens ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And no, in my 40-year career, I have never named a server after a Star Wars character.

      What does you being a Trekkie have to do with anything?

  44. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's OK. His email is b@aol.com.

  45. Re:First name? pffft by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    .biz doesn't count.

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  46. I'm sorry bob@gmail.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time some stupid website wants my email address for no good reason, I give them this one. Somewhere a guy named bob is getting a lot of spam....

    1. Re:I'm sorry bob@gmail.com by supremebob · · Score: 1

      I don't think that GMail never let people have e-mail addresses that short, knowing that they would be spam magnets.

      Hell... I have a firstnamelastinitial@gmail.com address, and the amount of misdirected e-mail I get is insane.

  47. Diluting any value Slashdot might still have by CyberLeader · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look, not every article's going to be a winner, especially on a slow Sunday in June. But this is just nuts. What value is there in this article? Worse yet, the source article is behind a WSJ paywall.

    It's not news. It helps nobody. C'mon Slashdot, do better, and pick editors who know the difference between news and not news.

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    1. Re:Diluting any value Slashdot might still have by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      What value is there in this article?

      Same value as reading the Daily Mail, it is important to understand how stupid people think as you may inadvertently end up working for one.

    2. Re:Diluting any value Slashdot might still have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      msmash is a pile of shit.

  48. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Calydor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't even news for nerds. It's news for IT guys that AREN'T nerds.

    Starting a company? Getting your own email server?

    firstname.lastname@companyname.tld

    Possibly add in aliases such as ceo@, cfo@, customerservice@ etc.

    STOP allowing for bullshit epeen addresses, period. Do it from day one.

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  49. Tanked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I consider myself lucky that i get to use email from my septic tank!

  50. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Just to add an extra touch of incompetence, the only link is to a story that you can't read unless you're a WSJ subscriber.

    Many a dyslexic just got triggered. On both sides.

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  51. Full name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use my full name in my email address, Hugh_Jass@domain.com

    1. Re: Full name by stroxor · · Score: 0

      You are mad. Such a derogatory e-mail address you should use anonymous@mickey.co.za:8080

  52. It's not the single name addresses by russotto · · Score: 1

    Single name addresses are no big deal. What's a big status symbol is single-letter addresses; ask Rob Pike, his single-letter address causes "go" afficianados to swoon.

    I tend to go by value of stock options and RSUs, but what do I know, I'm a NYC techie, not a Silicon Valley one.

  53. Wreaking havok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh nos!!

  54. Cool by stroxor · · Score: 0

    Cool stuff. I had Pepa@automobil.cz but thats not Sillicon Valley but hellish nightmare of the commons (not creative haha)

  55. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Related question is why Slashdot regularly links to paywalled articles. Maybe Slashdot is chasing referral revenue?...

    Don't know, but another reason this site is a joke. If it wasn't for the comments (sure, many, including this one are trash), there would be no reason to visit here ever again. It was very telling when Slashdot, along with SourceForge, experienced web problems for many days several months ago, few seemed to care.

    Slashdot needs a reboot. Not talking Beta, but rather enhancing the site with more in-depth content (ie. like what ARS has been doing for years) along with staff who take some pride in their work would go a long way.

  56. Programmers can't figure out names anyway by grumling · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed that in this day and age I still have problems going by my first initial and middle name. I have about a 30/70% shot of it being correct at any given time. And so many databases have no provision for middle name, only first name and initial.

    About the only thing that would be more problematic would be to have an Arabic name.

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    1. Re:Programmers can't figure out names anyway by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      And so many databases have no provision for middle name, only first name and initial.

      IMHO, a middle-name field doesn't make sense universally, because a lot of people have more than 2 given names. Many people also have only one given name, but some systems might expect something for the middle field anyway. (Cf. address forms that require state/province even for countries that don't have them.)

      For enough flexibility, the system should allow you to write all given names in the first-name field, including reasonable punctuation such as hyphens for compound names and periods for initials. Of course, a lot of systems don't allow this, presumably for the fear of Little Bobby Tables.

      --
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  57. Just start your own company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been first@last-{company}.com for over a decade at my company. Easy.

  58. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And never use ceo@ or cfo@ or anything so generic as those would quickly be filled with SPAM and Phishing. No solution would block all of that deluge.

  59. Paywalled story, something about email addresses by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    From the visible first paragraph, I gather that it's something to do with a putative shortage of email addresses on the part of those without the creative imagination it takes to use the full power of a 26-character alphabet to come up with an email handle more memorable than phil179485@gmail.com.

  60. Next up on /. ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A link to an AOL article about the problems people are having deciding between standard shoelaces and this new-fangled Velcro. Such a tough decision, with huge implications to /. readers.

  61. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can be sure that later this week BeauHD will post this same story without realizing msmash already got clobbered for posting it on a Sunday.

  62. name at surname dot com by MS · · Score: 1

    I've got (name)@(surname).com should I brag about it?
    I own the domain (surname).com, so all of my family-member have simple e-mail adresses - even the newborns will have!
    Or should I brag about my 2-letter nick here on /. ? ;-)

  63. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And as demonstrated here, AmiMoJo illustrated that some people can mange to fail Clown College.

  64. Fun times: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send an email to bob@placename from another first name, pretend you know them, are coming into town and set up a lunch..

  65. This article must be facetious by execthis · · Score: 1

    If this article isn't facetious, then people are really retarded.

    If you own a domain you can use any e-mail address you want.

    Are people really that retarded? Yes, I believe they probably are.

    1. Re:This article must be facetious by Megane · · Score: 1

      This is clearly talking about a work e-mail address.

      When you have your own domain, the domain name matters more. I've had a 3-character dot-com domain and also a "cool word" domain (but that one is a dot-net) since 2000, and I've been running them from my own static-IP DSL the entire time. So of course I use my first name for the e-mail address.

      Employee ID numbers can be like this too. I worked for Cisco back in the early 2Ks. They had just changed their employee number system from sequential to a random unused five digit number to avoid an even more obvious pecking order situation.

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    2. Re:This article must be facetious by execthis · · Score: 2

      So who gives a shit what their work e-mail address is? Seriously?

    3. Re:This article must be facetious by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Employee ID numbers can be like this too. I worked for Cisco back in the early 2Ks. They had just changed their employee number system from sequential to a random unused five digit number to avoid an even more obvious pecking order situation.

      TBH, that's the best way to remove this asinine DSW element out of the workplace. And what I find most hilarious about TFS is that the guy thinks it's awesome. I rather think ownership percentage is awesome, but hey, if all it takes is a few letters for his email address, well, he sold cheap.

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  66. Is this for real? by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    I mean, that Szabo fellow, what is he - like a twelve-year old? For his maturity does not seem to go beyond that. Bragging rights. Really?

  67. Priorities by Subm · · Score: 1

    > he ran to his boss and confirmed he would get the "Peter" first-name email address

    You're a bunch of idiots who have lost your sense of priorities.

    - billg@microsoft.com

  68. Re: Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aaaaaand there's AmiMojo, whiteknighting ti the rescue as usual.

    Piss off, there's plenty you could be covering today.

  69. Dumb status symbol by YCrCb · · Score: 1

    Ok, that is just a dumb thing. Not a status symbol.

  70. Doesn't always work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for people like Abüse Sauer or Nobódy Carés.

  71. BATTLE OF THE MICROPENISES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Micropenis pissing contest!

  72. Re:First name? pffft by Pikoro · · Score: 1

    It's a .net, but still ;) I keep forgetting about all these new tlds damned shame.

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  73. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    This isn't even news for nerds. It's news for IT guys that AREN'T nerds.

    Perhaps you need to go to a site that doesn't piss you off so much?

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  74. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Related question is why Slashdot regularly links to paywalled articles.

    Let me explain something to you about /. that is really important. NOBODY reads the articles.

    If it wasn't for the comments

    It's always been about the comments.

    t was very telling when Slashdot, along with SourceForge, experienced web problems for many days several months ago, few seemed to care.

    I can't bitch about /. being down on /. if /. is down.

    along with staff who take some pride in their work

    Now I just shot beer out of my nose. Thanks.

  75. I was "i@vi" for a brief time [1995] by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

    I@VI
    Put an MX record on a TLD?

    Sure, back in the days when email clients followed strict protocol, before every JS and php jockey scripted in their favorite arbitrary limitations to front ends, count dots and strike odd characters. The days when adding mailbox+anything@ was guaranteed to deliver to mailbox@ ...when you were actually encouraged to place a final trailing dot to your email address to subvert delays from the many "try it as a hostname if it's not final-dotted" resolvers that were out there in use, those were hairy. All so people in marketing could email "harry@sales" and it would be delivered internally because it would try sales.thecorp.com.

    I tacked the MX record on to the TLD, sent a few emails to myself from several shells and www-email gateways worldwide which delivered successfully... then took it out because we didn't have a business model for it and I didn't want to introduce any bizarre side effects. It was like Internet nerd blueboxing.

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  76. l33t@sun.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice try but I'll take more money over a single name email address. Fake perks don't count.

    I generally agree, but I was once on a Solaris tech support call back in the day with the dude who had "l33t@sun.com" as an alias (in addition to his regular first.last address).

    Did a quick double-take when he said it over the phone and found it amusing ("Really? That's your address? Cool.")

  77. I always get a first name email. by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sincerely,

    Zz!zyx Smith

  78. Can't adapt to technology by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

    Oh no! These first name only email addresses confuse me. I'm new at this and I've only been using email for 25 years. I can't understand how to type in a name or use an address book. derp!

    If silicon valley can't figure out how to email, we're in a lot worse trouble than I thought.

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  79. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to be confused with the excellent Mindsmash

  80. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently had my first AC comment deleted. It was: "rare footage of BeauHD sperging out." I've noticed almost all of BeauHD's sperg comments have now been deleted. I think this site is trying HARD to push an SJW agenda and got caught. Like most honorless leftists (not that all leftists are honorless, but I speak of the honorless kind, which seem to be in large supply), they are hiding the evidence of their fuckery. This site is swirling the drain if you ask me. It's one last bastion of real, honest moderate dialog (without devolving into leftist censorship or edge white nationalists yelling the N-word). The left wants to destroy it. They seem to be doing a decent job at that.

  81. Re:First name? pffft by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

    There is some (recent ?) rule it must be 2 letters. Once I couldn't unsubscribe my 1 letter email address from a commercial mail list because it couldn't be 1 letter. My domain is my first name so a first name address would be lame.

  82. no problem by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Change your name to Zebamrulator and you can get the first name email wherever you go

  83. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RFC or GTFO.

  84. Re:First name? pffft by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

    Same, but I changed it to my first name instead of a single letter. Apparently a lot of email forms and email providers think single letter prefixes are spam.

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  85. another pathetic non problem by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    F u, Szabo. "Cornell University has an electrone microscope..." blah blah

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  86. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You work at Verisign?

    p@com

  87. First name email.com by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    I'm lucky enough to have myfirstname@email.com. You get lots of free accounts with this... Follow this link to change your password on xyz.com, why thankyou, I think I will!!! ;-)
    Seriously though, why dont these companies ever let me say some one else signed up with my email address so let them change it.

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  88. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, don't criticise Slashdot, they would much rather lose all their visitors than hear what their visitors actually want to read about.

  89. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's just an issue with whatever e-mail verification regex they cut'n'pasted from stackoverflow...

    Those regexes are all wrong. Every single one of them.

    If you want a test that doesn't reject valid e-mail addresses, use something like .+@.+

    Yes, it's simple. Email address format and regex simply doesn't work well together. There is a page somewhere (I can't find it right now) that has about a full printed page of regex, and states that even that misses some combinations.

  90. Your new company is called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Head.com' so you email will be dick@head.com!

  91. Re: First World Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just added "TheReal" to the beginning so people will know. See:

    TheRealDonaldTrump

  92. Re: Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe, just maybe, you're not the only visitor? Maybe (shock, horror) they are catering to people who are not you?

  93. Re: Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comparing this bullshit to feminism is a gratuitous attack, why do you hate feminism so much?

  94. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    They dropped the "news for nerds" slogan a few years back. Were you away on hajj?

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  95. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Yes, don't criticise Slashdot, they would much rather lose all their visitors than hear what their visitors actually want to read about.

    It isn't possible to just ignore the story?

    All the Slashdot articles are arranged by topic, right at the top of the page. You can filter by score, and You can even block the articles posted by various editors.

    A whole lot of filtration is available, so the whining of someone who can't figure out how to first filter out the offending stories, and as a last resort, simply not click on them is likely not to be taken seriously.

    Reminds me of the old farts who would join mailing lists, then bitch about every email they got, or even reported it as spam. I would quietly unsubscribe them without a notice, which seemed to make them happy. "I see you finally got that email reflector fixed, Ol! Its about time!"

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  96. So it is now "cool" to show an inability to plan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I've dealt with my fair share of startups over the years and the first thing I think when I come across a first name@company.com address is that this is a company that did not plan on ever growing.

  97. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

    Yep. He/She/It has about got me ditching /. again.

  98. spam@domain.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spam@domain.com.

    Oddly, I don't get any spam. None. Zero.

  99. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh you poor poor oppressed /. commenter, the horrors you must endure!

  100. What wankery is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silicon Valley, the REAL Silicon Valley that consists of large corporations spread around the world, is and has always been first initial last name @ company.com. They continue to do so despite the problems with Indian programmers all having the same first and last names as one another due to their names being based on gods and what-not, rather than diverse regional family names. The email address is created by IT in response to notification from the hiring manager or HR automated system and is always created using the pre-defined pattern. If Millennial twats are negotiating for unique email addresses as a part of their hiring process then California really is hopeless.

     

  101. Overlap after only 25-50 employees! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This started out:
    "Hi I have an anglo or biblical name and never once had a need for empathy."

    And then I read about overlap after only 25-50 employees, in that case email addresses aren't the only problem in telling people apart.

    1. Re:Overlap after only 25-50 employees! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We overlapped at employee 13, gary

  102. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's just an issue with whatever e-mail verification regex they cut'n'pasted from stackoverflow...

    Those regexes are all wrong. Every single one of them.

    If you want a test that doesn't reject valid e-mail addresses, use something like .+@.+

    Yes, it's simple. Email address format and regex simply doesn't work well together. There is a page somewhere (I can't find it right now) that has about a full printed page of regex, and states that even that misses some combinations.

    It is impossible to validate an email address (which is to say matches all well-formed addresses while rejected all ill-formed addresses) properly with a single regex. Unlimited nesting of comments is just one thing regexes don't cover.

  103. Human names aren't even slightly unique by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    Starting a company? Getting your own email server?

    firstname.lastname@companyname.tld

    Doesn't work. Here at a company with less than 600 employees, we have two John E. Smiths, three Jason Johnsons (of whom two have the same middle name) and we have six people named "Dolores Rodriguez" of whom three have no middle name. I can't explain the Dolores factor, other than to say that statistically it had to happen to somebody.

    This is known, you can't map non-unique human names directly to a namespace that requires uniqueness.

    In the end, despite the corrupting influence of Microsoft Outlook and the scourge of "friendly names" obscuring real addresses some kind of human intelligence, namespace understanding and pattern awareness is required to use email effectively. Just knowing a human name is not enough, you'll have to learn people's email addresses.

    Eric Allman said decades ago:

    As a general rule, it is an extremely bad idea to using full names as e-mail addresses, since they are not in any sense unique. For example, the UNIX software-development community has at least two well-known Peter Deutsches, and at one time Bell Labs had two Stephen R. Bournes with offices along the same hallway. Which one will be forced to suffer the indignity of being Stephen_R_Bourne_2? The less famous of the two, or the one that was hired later?

    1. Re:Human names aren't even slightly unique by Calydor · · Score: 1

      True. I should have considered that since I actually know a couple with the same first and last name (although different spellings of the last name). How they ever got together ...

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    2. Re:Human names aren't even slightly unique by Medievalist · · Score: 1

      What the heck? An Internet commentator reconsidering an initial position and openly admitting someone else has a point?

      I didn't know there were any people like you left. Respect, friend! Keep the faith.

  104. Re:First name? pffft by PPH · · Score: 1

    fake registrations

    chuck.u.farley@mouse-potato.com

    Gives their admins something to clean up as well.

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  105. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What horrors? Reading above looks like general complaints over a site that was once a lot techier than it is today and regulars would like to see a return to that while avoiding political topics or vacuous topics of people complaining about superfluous 'issues'. If anything your comment would accurately apply to those whining about their email address.

  106. Why would you even want this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is off his rocker thinking that you get bragging rights for this. Who would ever trust a first@domain.com address? Seems sketchy at best. Why not request 420BlazeIt@domain.com while you're at it?

  107. News? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    This has been a problem since, oh, 1960. ARPANET faced this I'm betting, and of course .MIL. Commercial email certainly faced this damned quick, as AOL in particular was forcing naming conventions in 1992 or before, and Compuserve before that.

    Really, single name addresses are only useful to spammers.

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  108. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    True. I have had first-name address and do not really like it. It isnt an address...it is obscure.

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  109. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

    Ars is quite a bit more than unseemly college drop-outs shit-posting as editors.

    You would have to pay intelligent, educated writers and journalists to match the content. Costly!

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  110. Re: Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many.Sides. :-|

  111. Re:Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by anegg · · Score: 1

    If you envision having employees numbering in the 10s of thousands, consider adding middle initial (firstname..lastname). That was a significant benefit to avoiding namespace collisions when planning e-mail naming for a 40,000 employee company in the US (we ran the numbers on various ways to encode names into e-mail addresses to see what worked best). Of course, we had the benefit of knowing that we had 10s of thousands of employees BEFORE we created the standardized e-mail namespace. This was a while ago when creating a standardized e-mail namespace was relatively new even for a company with many employees.

  112. This is the story that got veryone ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to open their eyes and realize that the Emperor is naked, that SillyCon Valley has jumped the shark.

    Holy fuck, you people are shallow, vane narcissists.

  113. Re: Why is /. reporting on this idiocy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much time do you have?

  114. So 1990s. by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    That used to be a thing in the 1990s. ned@something.com or joe@something.com. Then they used to get spam like crazy. I'd see e-mail for and it would start with the a's and go through the z's, male and female names.

    Much better to have your initials instead of something like jdoe@something.com or john.doe@something.com. Just jmd@something.com.

    Of course there are companies like the one that I work for that publicly put out there all of the internal e-mail addresses like idiots. They say we have anti-spam stuff... yea, sure. Runs on outlook. So instead of 5000 messages a day we get more like 100 useless messages a day.

  115. Re:First name? pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no rule to that effect, you just found a dumb mailing list. It happens way too often.

  116. I smell phish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying people use their first names only, for their emails?

    I wonder if that makes them easy targets?