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Investigators Claim They've Discovered D.B. Cooper's Identity (rollingstone.com)

A team of former FBI investigators is claiming to have proof of the real identity of D.B. Cooper, the notorious airplane hijacker who has remained at large since he parachuted out of a Seattle-bound plane with $200,000 in November 1971. From a report: According to filmmaker and author Thomas Colbert -- who has led the independent investigation into the cold case for the last seven years -- the real Cooper is a 74-year-old Vietnam veteran named Robert Rackstraw. And the proof is hidden in a series of letters allegedly written by Cooper in the months after the hijacking and his disappearance. Rackstraw -- a former Special Forces paratrooper, explosives expert and pilot with about 22 different aliases -- was once a person of interest in the case, but was eliminated as a suspect by the FBI in 1979. His elimination was controversial amongst the investigating agents, and he remained, for many, the most viable suspect in what remains the only unsolved case of air piracy in the United States. In 2016, the FBI announced they were ending their investigation into the case.

131 comments

  1. No! by Sejus · · Score: 1

    I'm D.B Cooper! Or Spartacus. One of those.

    1. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am Marshall.

    2. Re:No! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Did D.B.Cooper use Linux?

    3. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, but he did invent systemd.

    4. Re:No! by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Considering how long it's taken to get this far in the case, the answer is most likely yes.

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    5. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody knows he was that guy on Prison Break, duh! Then he became Kid Rock.

    6. Re:No! by wahini · · Score: 1

      That's worse than stealing the money!

    7. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Puppet , No puppet, You're the puppet!

    8. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AH--- D B Cooper - 1971
      Linux - 1st Release 1991 or there abouts.

      D B Cooper is a TIME TRAVELER.

      You heard it here first.

  2. discovered is easy, demonstrated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Conclusively demonstrating the identity is much harder than developing a hypothesis.

    1. Re:discovered is easy, demonstrated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit

  3. Strange dialogue around this guy by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

    One theory claims D.B. Cooper must have died because he took a parachute that was a dummy parachute, and so would have had just a stuffed backpack when he jumped. People believe this despite obvious questions like "why would you have something like that on a commercial airplane?" and "where is the body?"

    1. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by cre1mer · · Score: 1, Funny

      You have parachutes for the crew in case something goes wrong with the plane. As for the passengers, they should have read the fine print on the ticket.

    2. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      The parachutes were not on the plane. They were provided to him as part of the ransom and they mistakenly gave him a dummy chute.

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    3. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      The reason why it was on the plane was because the parachutes were procured from a local flying school, and the dummy was included by accident.

      The overwhelming evidence is that Cooper knew absolutely nothing about parachuting, which means this guy isn't DB Cooper. There have been plenty of candidates before for which there was far more evidence, and no dealbreakers proving it couldn't have been them (just check the Wikipedia page), but thus far the problem is nobody has been actively proven to be Cooper. In this case, not only have they not made a stronger case that it is him, but unless Cooper was suicidal, they've contradicted something key to his identification.

      NEXT!

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    4. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Holi · · Score: 1

      Again, why would you have a dummy parachute on a plane? That seems like a very bad idea. In what way would it be a good idea to have a fake parachute?

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    5. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The parachutes weren't on the commercial plane to start with; commercial passenger planes do not have parachutes because it is not realistic that people will parachute from them. At least not survive parachuting from them!
      The parachutes came from a Seattle parachuting club, I think. They were put on the plane because Cooper demanded it. Among these chutes was one training chute with the reserve sewn shut. This was the one Cooper used for his jump. So a real parachute, just without a working reserve chute.
      My main argument for that he survived is that if he didn't, the parachute would have been left laying about in the terrain, and could easily have been seen by searchers from planes. The area where he jumped did not have any snow, so a white parachute would likely have been visible. It is also not a totally uninhabited area, lots of farms and houses, so people (or their dogs) could easily have found him. But if he survived he could have removed evidence.
      Another possibility, of course, is that he did die, someone found him and hid the body and evidence and pocketed the money.

    6. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation needed. Which plane has parachuteS, plural, for the crew of a plane with passengers?

    7. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commercial pilots do not carry parachutes. If the passengers crash, so do the pilots

    8. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Vreejack · · Score: 1

      I believe the spare was a dummy, not the main chute. The fact that he did not recognize the clearly marked dummy chute (among others) is the reason that Rackstraw was eliminated as a suspect. "D. B. Cooper", whoever he was, did not know what he was doing with a parachute. He had no protection from the insane chill factor and the extreme buffeting as he exited the plane.

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    9. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swoooosh!

    10. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by vux984 · · Score: 2

      People believe this despite obvious questions like "why would you have something like that on a commercial airplane?" and "where is the body?"

      The parachute was not on the plane. It was one his demands to release hostages.

      So its entirely plausible that he'd be given a dummy parachute.

      However, he requested multiple parachutes as part of his hijacking demands. So the idea that the police would have deliberately given him a dummy parachute is pretty much unthinkable, because asking for multiple parachutes was precisely to raise the possibility of him having a hostage from the plane jump with him... as insurance against the parachutes being sabotaged.

      Further if he'd been deliberately given a dummy parachute, I expect that would have come out by now.

      So you are right, but not for the reason you gave.

    11. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Mistakenly" gave him a dummy chute. Sounds like something that would be good. Here is $200,000, and here is a 'parachute". Jump ---> splat.

    12. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One theory claims D.B. Cooper must have died because he took a parachute that was a dummy parachute, and so would have had just a stuffed backpack when he jumped. People believe this despite obvious questions like "why would you have something like that on a commercial airplane?" and "where is the body?"

      The parachutes weren't originally on the plane. When the plane landed to refuel, he asked for the parachutes as part of his demand, along with the money. As for finding a body, considering the area where he jumped, it's not completely unbelievable that someone could disappear and not be found.

    13. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At that point, there pretty much ceases to be any meaningful distinction between passengers and pilots. They become a pretty much uniform, charred slurry of human hamburger.

    14. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Again, why would you have a dummy parachute on a plane?

      He demanded, and was given, the money and chutes when the plane landed in Seattle.

      This seems very stupid to me. Why didn't he bring his own parachute?

      Other evidence that he died: The money was never spent.

    15. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooosh!

    16. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    17. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that helps. Not sure where I read that or if it's just been too long and my memory is distorted. There were all kinds of bizarre claims about this guy.

    18. Re: Strange dialogue around this guy by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      My main argument for that he survived is that if he didn't, the parachute would have been left laying about in the terrain, and could easily have been seen by searchers from planes. The area where he jumped did not have any snow, so a white parachute would likely have been visible.

      This assumes he successfully deployed the canopy. He could have been knocked unconscious by the force of the exit and never had the chance to pull it.

      Another possibility, of course, is that he did die, someone found him and hid the body and evidence and pocketed the money.

      .... and then never spent it? Sure, I guess that's possible in the same way that Russell's Teapot is possible ...

    19. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the primary theories was that he was injured upon landing and died in the wilderness. So he would've been alive enough to hide his landing point and dead enough to never show up again.

    20. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder if any of that money was spent in Nicaragua.

    21. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

      He got the parachutes as part of his demand together with the money. He specifically asked for 4 parachutes so the police wouldn't give him a dummy one since they would believe that he would force the pilots and crew that remained to parachute off the plane.

    22. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by sexconker · · Score: 1

      And a bear ate the cash? Come on.

    23. Re: Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, you are assuming they spent LOTS of it. What if some old guy found the money, figured, 'he can't use it' and stuck most of it under the floor boards of his barn, only spending it when he needed something he couldn't afford.

      Or also possible, it seems strange to jump out of an airplane with no plan for a vehicle to get you out of there. So whomever was supposed to arrange to vehicle may of picked him up, live or dead, and had a way to launder the money. Might even have killed him early to avoid the split. 'you just never know' ;)

      aren't baseless theories with little or no evidence fun.

    24. Re: Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .... and then never spent it? Sure, I guess that's possible in the same way that Russell's Teapot is possible ...

      You said as if every one is dumb. If someone found it and is dumb enough, yes the person would spend a whole chunk of the money to do something, and that could trigger the authority. However, if the person knows enough to hide the body/evidence, then the person should have known that spending little bit here and there with cash wouldn't be easily spotted.

    25. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He asked for multiple chutes. This way, law enforcement might think he is doing something that requires all to jump. You can’t sabotage the chutes because innocents would die.

      He was smart that way.

    26. Re: Strange dialogue around this guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .... and then never spent it? Sure, I guess that's possible in the same way that Russell's Teapot is possible ...

      The serial numbers of the bills were published in a newspaper less than a year and a half after the crime. An unrelated third party could have buried the body and stashed the bills, waiting for the heat to die down, and then given up when they realized spending the bills was never going to be safe. In 1980 three bundles of the bills were found in a river, still held together with rubber bands, but with ten bills missing from one of them. When tested, it was found that the rubber bands could not survive in water for over eight years, and the bills were found above a layer of sediment deposited by a 1974 dredging of the river. The missing bills could have been pulled by that person when they still thought they were spendable, then the bundles were ditched in the river or a tributary when they gave up, some time after 1974.

      Of course, the money could have spent years on land next to D.B. Cooper's smashed rotting corpse before being washed into the river (or a tributary), and he might have pulled the bills himself before jumping. But a hypothetical third party interfering isn't highly implausible.

    27. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The money was never spent.

      How is that known? The money hasn't been recovered, and could have been spent overseas or in a non-recorded transaction.

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    28. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What if he didn't open the parachute? I don't think anyone actually saw it open.

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    29. Re:Strange dialogue around this guy by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Supposedly they know the serial numbers of all the bills they gave him. If the money was spent, entered the money supply, and started to circulate, inevitably some of it would make it back to the US one way or another. And it wouldn't surprise me either if some foreign banks also check serial numbers of US currency that passes through them.

      I guess it's possible that the money was spent once and now is just sitting in someone's vault Scrooge McDuck style, but that seems unlikely.

  4. Consipracy theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People just love conspiracy theories and will make up facts to create a better story and further their agenda. Pathetic little people.

    But the truth is that the ending of this investigation just proves how corrupt the FBI is and how the Deep State has taken control of our government.

    And I'd also like to point out that we haven't heard much from Stormy Daniels lately. Coincidence?! I think not!!

    1. Re:Consipracy theories. by John+Da'+Baddest · · Score: 1

      But in earlier days, "Deep Throat" was the ANTIDOTE to "Deep State".

    2. Re: Consipracy theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it today Deep Anal?

    3. Re: Consipracy theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it today Deep Anal?

      Don't go too deep. Stomach acid is hard on your block and tackle.

    4. Re: Consipracy theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, started w/Bush Admin.

    5. Re:Consipracy theories. by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

      People just love conspiracy theories and will make up facts to create a better story and further their agenda.

      We're all story-tellers at heart.

      Pathetic little people.

      No need to get judgmental. The facts can speak for themselves.

      But the truth is that the ending of this investigation just proves how corrupt the FBI is and how the Deep State has taken control of our government.

      Bravo. An excellent demonstration of your conspiracy theory proposition.

      And I'd also like to point out that we haven't heard much from Stormy Daniels lately. Coincidence?! I think not!!

      Stormy Daniels has had a sex-change operation and is secretly married to Hillary. Their offspring, conceived using alien DNA, are the templates for a clone army being created, raised and trained on secret child sex-worker enslavement camps on Mars. When the time comes, they will board fleets of DC-9s and travel to Earth and unleash their ungodly mental powers, turning all Americans into zombie-like zombies.

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    6. Re:Consipracy theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unleash their ungodly mental powers, turning all Americans into zombie-like zombies.

      Many scientists believe this has already happened.

    7. Re:Consipracy theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until we found out that Deep Throat was an FBI agent, and so the very essence of the Deep State and its opposition to President Nixon.

    8. Re: Consipracy theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No sex change needed, Hillary is actually a lesbian. I saw it on Breibart.

    9. Re:Consipracy theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they will board fleets of DC-9s and travel to Earth and unleash their ungodly mental powers, turning all Americans into zombie-like zombies.

      DC-8's

  5. He's been debunked multiple times by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    Main reason, he was too young.

    1. Re:He's been debunked multiple times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a cousin who claims he was D.B. Cooper. "Dude, you were only four when that happened!" "Oh, right. Well it still could have been me!"

  6. Two words: Duke Lacrosse by Noishkel · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yeah, because Rolling Stone magazine has such a sterling history of conducting deep in depth investigations. Just ignore the fact that they had to pay about $1.65 million when they published a scandalous accusation of rape in a fraternity when the case against them collapsed due to serious credibility issues with the accuser.

    1. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, both of you have some really poor reading comprehension. The investigation discussed here was carried out by a private group that includes some former FBI personnel, and the primary reporting was done by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

      The Rolling Stone article is simply re-reporting/summarization.

      Captcha, I shit you not: "decodes"

    2. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because Rolling Stone magazine has such a sterling history of conducting deep in depth investigations. Just ignore the fact that they had to pay about $1.65 million when they published a scandalous accusation of rape in a fraternity when the case against them collapsed due to serious credibility issues with the accuser.

      That's quite a grudge you have there. The article just reports on what some crackpot conspiracy theorist claims, so your attack seems a bit silly. Then again, I have my own grudge against them for putting a terrorist on the cover.

    3. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, Rolling Stone can't be expected to consider the credibility of something when it has already been reported. It is their job to repeat stuff and if anybody calls BS they just point to the original article. That is how media works these days.

    4. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe you failed to read this is an FBI investigation somehow, you poor accused rapist?

      Oh yeah, like the history of FBI investigations isn't rife with failure?

      Hell, just look at Robert Mueller's history:

      $4.65 million paid to Steven Hatfill over Mueller's botched anthrax investigation

      Putting innocent men on death row to cover up FBI involvement with Boston mobster Whitey Bulger:

      FBI Must Pay $102 Million In Mob Case

      A federal judge in Boston yesterday ordered the government to pay a record nearly $102 million for the FBI's role in the 1968 wrongful murder convictions of four men, and she powerfully condemned misconduct that she said ran "all the way up to the FBI director."

      U.S. District Judge Nancy Gertner's scathing ruling runs for more than 200 pages, calling the charges leveled against the nation's law enforcement agency "shocking" and the government's defense "absurd."

      "Now is the time to say and say without equivocation: this 'cost' -- to the liberty of four men, to our system of justice -- is not remotely acceptable," Gertner wrote in explaining the award. "This case is about intentional misconduct, subornation of perjury, conspiracy, the framing of innocent men."

      Gertner said the FBI knew that the star witness in a murder trial -- a "top echelon" informant in the agency's war against La Cosa Nostra, the Italian Mafia -- was lying when he identified the four wrongfully convicted men as responsible for a 1965 gangland slaying. But Gertner said agents vouched for the witness's credibility and for years covered up the lie as the men attempted to prove their innocence.

      "The FBI's conduct was intentional, it was outrageous, it caused plaintiffs immeasurable and unbearable pain and the FBI must be held accountable," Gertner wrote.

      Two of the men convicted, Louis Greco and Henry Tameleo, died behind bars. The others, Peter Limone, 73, and Joseph Salvati, 74, spent three decades in prison -- Limone, for a time, on death row -- before being freed when their convictions were overturned in the late 1990s. The civil lawsuit against the FBI was filed in 2002.

      ...

      Robert Mueller was an assistant US attorney in Boston - and wrote multiple letters to the courts denying these four men parole that reiterated the known false charges against them:

      One lingering question for FBI director Robert Mueller

      ... it was Mueller, first as an assistant US attorney then as the acting US attorney in Boston, who wrote letters to the parole and pardons board throughout the 1980s opposing clemency for the four men framed by FBI lies.

      Of course, Mueller was also in that position while Whitey Bulger was helping the FBI cart off his criminal competitors even as he buried bodies in shallow graves along the Neponset.

      And that's just one person's history - a person lauded as so fucking wonderful.

      So GFY with your "this is an FBI investigation"

    5. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But RS could have at least added an addendum justifying concert ticket prices.

    6. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by ArchieBunker · · Score: 0

      I'm more concerned why the government is wasting resources on cases like this. Meanwhile you can call up the FBI and give them the name of a person who is going to shoot up a school and they toss it in the trash.

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    7. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You apparently cannot read, even though this story was quite short. The FBI stopped its investigation 2 years ago, that's right in the story. This is a private organization. The investigators PREVIOUSLY worked for the FBI. Geez.

    8. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, Rolling Stone can't be expected to consider the credibility of something when it has already been reported. It is their job to repeat stuff and if anybody calls BS they just point to the original article. That is how media works these days.

      And, as a responsible member of the public, it is your job never to buy stupid shit like Rolling Stone.

    9. Re:Two words: Duke Lacrosse by ArchieBunker · · Score: 0

      So they worked the case for only 45 years then instead of 47? What a relief!

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  7. SOUNDS REAL GOOD SHERIFF BUT I ALREADY ATE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coop!.....You remind me today, of a small, Mexican Chiwawa.....

    1. Re:SOUNDS REAL GOOD SHERIFF BUT I ALREADY ATE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is a "Chiwawa"?

    2. Re:SOUNDS REAL GOOD SHERIFF BUT I ALREADY ATE! by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOP!

    3. Re:SOUNDS REAL GOOD SHERIFF BUT I ALREADY ATE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is a "Chiwawa"?

      Chi--wahhhh--wahhhh. Oops, maybe chihuahua? :p

  8. Is it Tommy Wiseau? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll bet it's Tommy Wiseau!

    1. Re:Is it Tommy Wiseau? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll bet it's Tommy Wiseau!

      Right. See this XKCD cartoon.

  9. Decoding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    “And please tell the lackey cops D.B. Cooper is not my real name,” was decoded to “I am 1st Lt. Robert Rackstraw, D.B. Cooper is not my real name.”
    What? How does lackey cops translate to Robert Rackstraw?

    This smacks of some weird numerology, and cop hunches. I sure don't see any actual evidence pointing to Rackstraw being Cooper. Just someout with a pet theory .

    1. Re: Decoding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that decoding is so bogus. How do grammatically correct english sentences get re-written to longer grammatically correct sentences with whole new meanings? Someone is filing in the gaps with lots of pseudo crypto and wishful thinking.

    2. Re: Decoding? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      âoeI am 1st Lt. Robert Rackstraw" decodes to: " Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear"

    3. Re:Decoding? by wardrich86 · · Score: 2

      I thought the same thing. Both sentences were way off. They should have really explained how they managed to squeeze that statement out of the sentence...

    4. Re: Decoding? by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      Which then decodes to D.B. Cooper!

    5. Re: Decoding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird, your last sentence decodes to: "Someone is filling in the gaps with D.B. Cooper is Einhorn," but that isn't grammatically correct.

  10. Confirmation bias? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So they decided Rickshaw was the guy after analyzing the information they had; then, when they got the last two letters, were able to decode them to conclusively prove he did it? They even were able to decode his name in the letters? He may have been a prime suspect, per TFA, but absent physical evidence such as a parachute or a stack of bills from the hijacking I would not consider that conclusive. If Rickshaw is a narcissist who needs to prove he was smarter than everyone else I would think he'd save proof that he was in fact D. B. Cooper an not yet another imposter.

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  11. Someone makes this claim every few months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes this any more credible or newsworthy?

  12. Settled, at last! by DutchSter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The first sentence, "I want out of the system and saw a way through good ole Unk," was decoded to, "I want out of the system and saw a way by skyjacking a jet plane."

    And the second sentence, "And please tell the lackey cops D.B. Cooper is not my real name" was decoded to "I am 1st Lt. Robert Rackstraw, D.B. Cooper is not my real name"

    Well. That settles it I guess. Fine work, fellas. Roll commercial!

    Good old Rolling Stone, always light on specifics and heavy on unverified claims made by interview subjects.

    1. Re:Settled, at last! by Vreejack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also decoded: "Vreejack is the True King of Slashdot. Long May He Reign." They left that bit out of the article, but you can decode it from the D.B. Cooper letters at your leisure.

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    2. Re:Settled, at last! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this whole thing seems rather silly. Colbert describes Rackstraw as a “narcissistic sociopath who never thought he would be caught. He was trying to prove that he was smarter than anyone else.“ He also describes him as someone who likes to taunt the police. But they’ve got a grand total of six letters from a narcissistic sociopath who’s been roaming free for 40 years - all of which were written not long after the skyjacking?

      For that matter, even if they could prove the author of the letters... people write letters claiming responsibility for highly visible crimes all the bloody time.

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    3. Re: Settled, at last! by freejack74 · · Score: 1

      Not quite, it seems there was a typo, âoefreejack is the true king of slashdotâ - itâ(TM)s a 5 digit conspiracy

  13. " allegedly written by Cooper " by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Allegedly...

    I've been following these knuckleheads for years and they still have no proof at all... just a bunch of conjecture and innuendo.

    1. Re:" allegedly written by Cooper " by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just stop with these nonsense stories. Every year or two for 20+ years there will be another "it has finally been revealed" story all over the news. Same with Amelia Earhardt, Jack the Ripper, and Area 52. These mysteries have been solved so many times already, but there is always another "for sure" answer. Lets stop giving them free press unless they produce hard evidence.

    2. Re:" allegedly written by Cooper " by kencurry · · Score: 1

      Just stop with these nonsense stories. Every year or two for 20+ years there will be another "it has finally been revealed" story all over the news. Same with Amelia Earhardt, Jack the Ripper, and Area 52. These mysteries have been solved so many times already, but there is always another "for sure" answer. Lets stop giving them free press unless they produce hard evidence.

      Um, "Area 52" is surely a mystery, but everyone knows that Area 51 is where the keep the crashed aliens.

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    3. Re: " allegedly written by Cooper " by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just stop with these nonsense stories. Every year or two for 20+ years there will be another "it has finally been revealed" story all over the news"
      Don't worry this DB cooper legend will certainly stop within another 50 years; by that time inflation will have made the amount stolen laughably small, people will be thinking :
      WTF I can't even buy a hamburger with $200,000

    4. Re:" allegedly written by Cooper " by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly the current thing the loony conspiracy nuts are pushing now is that Area 51 is a decoy, and the Aliens are at Area 52, 53, and 54, even though they don't know where those are, or even if they exist, there's a 51 so there must be a 52,53,54!

  14. “Investigators claim” by inking · · Score: 1

    Isn’t it “former investigators” now that the investigation had been closed? I mean, it’s great if they are investigating other stuff in the mean time, but that’s hardly pertinent to the title. It would really be better if it was something less clickbaity like “Two years ago some FBI agents thought that the guy they suspected to be Cooper forty years ago could still be Cooper.”

  15. Anorher yankee... no1curr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    such tech nees gais
    tell us about astrology and how to lose weight next!

  16. Um, the have drawings of DB Cooper by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    but no photos of Rackstraw? Does he look anything like the drawings?

    1. Re:Um, the have drawings of DB Cooper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's this from Wikipedia

  17. what a g0dd@mn waste of resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Decades of salaries paid to chase down a guy that stole *once*, and only $200k which insurance probably covered ages ago--far less than the amount of tax dollars sunk into the man hunt.

    Now, if he was still stealing? Sure, go after him. But for fck's sake, know when to let someone go. He pulled off a nearly perfect caper.

  18. this is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    msmash,,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9iWM

    How the Hell is this relevant??
    I find it difficult to understand why this is here??
    I also find it increasingly difficult to understand why you have not been removed from staff??
    Beau,, Is the stoopid crap that falls from her lips, really that valuable??
    I could go on regarding the chauvinistic aspects of this argument, but would be afraid it would be missed, and thus time wasted like msmash.

    With that sed, can we publish, or expect to read something today with any REAL relevance???

  19. so this former special forces and expert by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    chose the worst parachute rig to jump with, a Navy NB-8. FFS wasn't he aware the Paracommander in a B4 container vastly superior and has some forward speed and excellent turnability compared to a unmodfied round canopy of the NB-8? I didn't RTFA but I don't think this guy was Dan Cooper.

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  20. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by jnaujok · · Score: 2

    You do realize that the thermite reaction (Fe2O3 + 2 Al 2 Fe + Al2O3) has no vapor byproducts. The alumina is a solid, and the iron comes out as a liquid. i.e. There's no smoke from a thermite reaction.

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  21. Just pardon whoever did it. by Ecuador · · Score: 1

    Most crimes have some sort of statute of limitations, why not this? Declare the deed pardoned and let whoever did it come forward. It's in the public interest (i.e. curiosity) to know whodunit and if they indeed survived they can probably even repay the money from potential book/film rights and everybody's happy.

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    1. Re:Just pardon whoever did it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mom had you way long ago and her suffering is still perpetual.

      Pardon her; kill yourself.

    2. Re:Just pardon whoever did it. by WolfgangVL · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because he's made fools of the police, the FBI, and pretty much the entire media- for decades. Add to that the fact that he's become sort of a folk legend/hero and there is absolutely no chance of pardon.

      If he was to come forward they would nail him to the wall for all to see, and then go after his family for the 200k adjusted for inflation with interest and tax evasion and everything else they can come up with.

      If he lived, I expect he a doddering old mastermind at this point. I'm hoping his dying breath spills the beans while he flips them the bird.

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    3. Re:Just pardon whoever did it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's most disturbing about the D. B. Cooper saga: how many people claim to be him on their deathbed confessions. Why so many liars?

  22. Nonsense by GoRK · · Score: 2

    Am I missing something in that there is no evidence presented around the actual message coding except for pictures of letters and then apparently the secret messages which have been conveniently 'decoded' from them?

    Considering it's rather trivial to produce an enciphering scheme that will transliterate any plaintext into any other the designer desires (not that the "investigators" even bothered in this case) I find the whole thing pretty suspect.

  23. So has anybody read ... by thomst · · Score: 1

    ... the Colbert Report?

    <ducks ... >

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  24. According to filmmaker and author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are book sales slipping? Time to drum up business?

  25. Known for a while now by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2

    Mr. Rackstraw has been the main suspect for a while, based not on anagrams in this letter but the presence of particles of aerospace materials in a tie that he left. The suspect had to have worked where such materials were machined.

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  28. Doesn't everyone have at least 20 "aliases" today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having aliases is part of being secure online.
    I'd never give goo-book-insta-twee-box-micro-acle-app my real name. Never.

    You can look up OPSEC information online. Hint: don't do this at home or in any chain or using any online accounts or with your cell phone on.

  29. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Ever actually seen a thermite reaction?

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  30. to quote another career criminal.... by inerlogic · · Score: 1

    "At this point, what difference does it make?"

    Seriously.... it doesn't really matter...

  31. related matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in a related story, historians have determined that Homer did not write the Odyssey and the Iliad. it was a DIFFERENT BLIND POET NAMED HOMER who wrote it.

  32. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you didn't even post as an AC, you used your /. account to post this shit.

  33. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may see some of the vaporizing aluminum, or smoke from the surrounding material. After the reaction, there is very little white powder left, not enough to account for the Al + O.

  34. Fraud, Waste, and Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guy stole 200k, and the gov spends what? 200m+ hunting him down over decades?
    How is that not gov waste?

  35. Person of interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...In 1979? The FBI didn't even publicly coin the phrase "person of interest" until the Anthrax terrorism scare of 2001. It was meant to be a new classification of person by the FBI, as in "not a suspect, but still under investigation". There was even a lot of controversy over the term back then. People would have their lives ransacked without evidence as a result of the new classification. There was no such thing as a "person of interest" in 1979, there were only "suspects".

  36. Rolling Stone? Really?? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    That paragon of journalistic integrity?

  37. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone else told ya so I'm gonna tell ya again: You've never played with thermite. I have. That smoke isn't the thermite, it's everything it has set on fire and/or vaporized.

    OP is still a kook tho, so carry on.

  38. It was da jooos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a fellow libtard, I'd agree but here's why we libtards couldn't pin it on Bush per reddit conspiracy nerd theory:

    The whole operation was cover to get several million Jewish gold bullion out of the basement. No shit, google it. They also claim no Jews came to work on that day because they knew. I guess someone should tell the dead Jews that. But the thing that irks me the most is that by default Jews get lumped in with us liberals. Do you guys know any Jews? They're conservative as fuck. Even the gay ones I hang out with.

    But yeah, yet again everything is the Jews fault per republitard logic supposedly. I don't think these dudes read the bullshit they type. It makes no sense that the entire liberal citzenry would cover for a handful of bankers who wanted to truck out a couple hundred mil in gold. The fuckers didn't give me my cut if we were supposed to be covering for them, lol.

  39. Again? by maxcelcat · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this claim pop up every couple of years? Alternating with discovering who Jack the Ripper was. And for some decades the regular unmasking of Deep Throat of Watergate fame.

  40. Now that he lives in a nursing home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...he is known to the staff as as D.B. Pooper.

  41. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Yes I have.... :)

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  42. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    So, then... Unlike the person I was replying to, you probably realize that other things around the thermite will burn, creating some of those vapor byproducts we were just told thermite doesn't have.

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  43. The FBI gave up on Cooper? by Contract+Gypsy · · Score: 0

    Then why don't the give up on Jimmy Hoffa? Yards and yards of concrete dug up when we all know he is swimming with the fishes.

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  44. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Well, considering we had high pressure constituents being sprayed up and ignited, we certainly had vapor byproducts. There's also the question of the material around the thermite, although in my particular use cases it appears that the burn didn't affect those. Also, in no chemical reaction do you get 100% conversion, and with thermite heating the mixture in the 2500C range with a continuous feed sources, we had vaporization of some of the sources as well. Needless to say, there were nice clouds of smoke above the very bright burning sources.

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  45. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    One explanation I heard (reported on CNN minutes after Tower 7 collapsed) was that the building was fitted with thermite "charges" during construction so, if it ever became unstable, it could be evacuated and brought down in a controlled manner. Of course, that was in reference to Tower 7, not the main towers, but it still has the absolute stench of bullshit. No sane engineer would design that and no sane inspector would pass it, as it is a major violation of a number of fire and building codes.

    Either there was no controlled demolition of Tower 7 and it fell in a controlled manner by chance, or there was a controlled demolition of Tower 7 and it was planned, which would hint to the whole event being planned, as well. Not prove, mind you, but it sure does make it look a lot less coincidental.

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  46. Re:Proof 9-11 was an inside job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are you claiming this is happening? I took a look at this video, and I just see smoke coming out of windows as you would expect from a building that's on fire. Maybe you could provide a time index and a better description of anything that's actually notable in that ~14 minute long video?

  47. Something new? by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    (checks link) ... Oh... According to a story in Drooling Stoner. Never mind.