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Elon Musk Says Investors Convinced Him Tesla Should Stay Public (washingtonpost.com)

Weeks after Tesla CEO Elon Musk expressed his intentions to take his company private, on late Friday, he said investors have convinced him that he shouldn't take the company private, so the firm will remain on the public stock markets. From a report: The eccentric and sometimes erratic CEO said in a statement late Friday that he made the decision based on feedback from shareholders, including institutional investors, who said they have internal rules limiting how much they can sink into a private company. Musk met with the electric car and solar panel company's board on Thursday to tell them he wanted to stay public and the board agreed, according to the statement. In a blog post, Mr. Musk shared the rationale behind his decision, to which he arrived after speaking with investors, both large and small, banks and others. He said: Given the feedback I've received, it's apparent that most of Tesla's existing shareholders believe we are better off as a public company. Additionally, a number of institutional shareholders have explained that they have internal compliance issues that limit how much they can invest in a private company. There is also no proven path for most retail investors to own shares if we were private. Although the majority of shareholders I spoke to said they would remain with Tesla if we went private, the sentiment, in a nutshell, was "please don't do this."

I knew the process of going private would be challenging, but it's clear that it would be even more time-consuming and distracting than initially anticipated. This is a problem because we absolutely must stay focused on ramping Model 3 and becoming profitable. We will not achieve our mission of advancing sustainable energy unless we are also financially sustainable. That said, my belief that there is more than enough funding to take Tesla private was reinforced during this process.

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  1. Great Story by Brett+Buck · · Score: 3, Funny

    You be sure and tell them that down at the police station...

    1. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      when did changing your mind become a crime

    2. Re:Great Story by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      when did changing your mind become a crime

      When it involves lies to manipulate you’re stock price.

    4. Re:Great Story by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      when did changing your mind become a crime

      Disseminating or manipulating information that can affect stock prices is tightly regulated by the SEC. Doing so in a false or misleading way can be a criminal offense.

      Elon used Twitter is make an announcement that caused a big movement in Tesla's stock price. He profited big time from this by forcing many shorties to abandon their positions at a loss. Then he comes back and says "Nevermind".

      There should be an SEC investigation, and if it turns out that the "investors" never existed with the capital to privatize, then there should be criminal charges.

      Disclaimer: My wife owns a Tesla, and I have been accused in the past of being a Tesla-fanboi.

    5. Re: Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly confident he isn't dumb enough to have sold any stock during the brief uptick.

    6. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when did changing your mind become a crime

      Going public makes everything a crime. If you take your company public going to the bathroom and flushing the toilet is two counts of market manipulation right there. Washing your hands afterwards is a third count.

      Only bankers and those involved with HFT front running are innocent.

    7. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      A lot of petrol dollars are being used to spread FUDL (fear, uncertainty, doubt and LIES) about tesla, should they be investigated as well?

    8. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Only bankers and those involved with HFT

      those guys are using the US constitution and your rights as toilet paper.

    9. Re: Great Story by Megol · · Score: 0

      And if you think that's the problem I'm fairly confident you are dumb.

    10. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If it is illegal - indeed. But it is not, right? And you forgot to add the "What about".

    11. Re:Great Story by vtcodger · · Score: 2

      "There should be an SEC investigation"

      Of course there's going to be an SEC investigation. It'll probably find that Musk had no malign intent, but that he broke some rules. They'll lay a substantial fine on him more as an example to others than a punishment. He'll pay out of petty cash.

      OTOH, you'd think the CEO of a substantial company would have the good sense to check with a lawyer before sending out a post on twitter (for God's sake) that might affect his company's stock price. Anyone who was looking for a reason to bail out of Tesla stock sure has one. The company is apparently being run by a guy who is, to understate the case, not a detail man.

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    12. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but... fuck short sellers. So we all win, we get Tesla public and short sellers are fucked. Fuck them

    13. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, he won't be charged. He is a well known DNC contributor, which we all know means the laws don't apply to him.

    14. Re:Great Story by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      When it involves lies to manipulate youâ(TM)re stock price.

      Point to the lie. Offer proof that it is a lie. And learn how apostrophes work before you send another troll our way from Mother Russia, it will assist your credibility.

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    15. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point to the lie.

      Funding secured. - P.T. Musk

      Offer proof that it is a lie.

      This slashdot story.

    16. Re:Great Story by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Point to the lie.

      Funding secured. - P.T. Musk

      You would look less like a Russian troll if you spoke english. Secured doesn't mean the same thing as received. HTH, HAND Komrade!

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    17. Re:Great Story by sphealey · · Score: 2

      Did Musk make a statement about taking Tesla private without the approval of the Board of Directors, and did that statement result in significant movement of the stock price. Did Musk have a plan in place to ensure that the information was disseminated to all investors with reasonable expectation of simultaneity - usually accomplished with a temporary stock trading halt and/or an announcement when the major stock exchanges are closed. Did Tesla actually have $45 billion USD "arranged" when he announced that he did?

    18. Re:Great Story by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Did Musk make a statement about taking Tesla private without the approval of the Board of Directors,

      Nobody knows.

      and did that statement result in significant movement of the stock price.

      Sure did. But then, anything Musk says will do that.

      Did Musk have a plan in place to ensure that the information was disseminated to all investors with reasonable expectation of simultaneity - usually accomplished with a temporary stock trading halt and/or an announcement when the major stock exchanges are closed.

      If Twitter is legitimate enough for the POTUS to disseminate news of firings and the like, it should be legitimate enough for Elon to make announcements about possible directions for Tesla.

      Did Tesla actually have $45 billion USD "arranged" when he announced that he did?

      That certainly looks like a yes so far.

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    19. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Secured, in legal terms, means a contractual obligation to pay. To the SEC, Musk said "I have someone under contract to take Tesla private at 420 dollars per share."

      If there is no contract, or the contractual terms are not for 420 dollars per share, or there is a contract at 420 dollars per share and the other party can pull-out of the deal, Musk lied and is a criminal.

      We shall see when the ongoing investigation is complete.

    20. Re:Great Story by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      when did changing your mind become a crime

              1934, in this case.

              I am absolutely amazed (although I don't know why) at the almost inconceivable lack of knowledge of the "real world" continually exhibited here.

    21. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Secured
      Verb: to get hold or possession of; procure; obtain:
      "Musk's private funding was secured about as well as a model 3 bumper."

    22. Re:Great Story by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Did Musk make a statement about taking Tesla private without the approval of the Board of Directors,

      Nobody knows.

      Especially the board, who created a committee to look into going private about 2 weeks after his tweet. I guess the board found out when the rest of the world did - when Musk tweeted his fraud.

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    23. Re:Great Story by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Corporations don't lie to the public, they issue press releases imagining all sorts of things. Probably would have been smarter to make all sorts of forecast about Tesla and future company directions. Like the automated home, the auto-chef kitchen, the auto-laundry, cleaning robots, new models of vehicles. Positive press releases, the only investment each requires is putting a small design and engineering team on it and add in some graphics artists and pretty press releases, driving interest in the company, and it's future revenue diversification and product expansions, you know, the typical Google PR stunt, to drive the public image of Google, works for them all of the time.

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    24. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking TELSA 420 EVERY DAY
      hey hey hey 429 EVERY DAY
      Snooooop DAWG !!!

    25. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn’t it make Tesla stock tank? Bad way to make money.

    26. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did Musk make a statement about taking Tesla private without the approval of the Board of Directors,

      Nobody knows.

      Musk and the board know. The SEC will know soon too. The judge and jury will know too. Then the man raping musk in the prison shower will know too.

    27. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Native English speaker here, his English is perfect. And your baseless attack screams "I have no argument so I'm going to throw out non-sequiturs and ad hominems". There has been no evidence shown by anyone that funding had been secured. This story in fact sounds like a CYA move, because stating that you've secured funding when you haven't is a felony. If he secured it, who was it? The Saudis came out and said they were interested in starting high level negotiations, but that's about as far from being secured as is possible. If it was somebody else, who?

      If there's proof he actually had secured it (and being someone who has secured funding to buy a house in the form of a mortgage preapproval, lets see the contracts signed to agree to how much and at what interest rates, because a verbal agreement is not "secured"), provide any proof. I'm waiting. And if you can't provide any and you're just going to throw out more attacks, I'll just take that as confirmation that you're an idiot who doesn't know what they're talking about.

    28. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn’t have perfect English. There was a small “you’re” that should have been a “your” typo caused by auto correct that I missed.

    29. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drinkypoo, you should learn how securities laws work in the USA before you post another worthless opinion. Maybe you will actually achieve some much needed credibility.

    30. Re:Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops! Too late. Drinkypoo has another worthless and flawed opinion about what "secured" means. This post only serves to confirm that Russian education is superior to that received by Drinkypoo. What a shame. Poor, poor Drinkypoo.

    31. Re:Great Story by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      Secured doesn't mean the same thing as received.

      This is how desperate the true believers have become.

      Please, please continue to tie yourself in pretzel knots trying to explain how the investing universe naturally should have understood the words "funding secured" to mean something like "I talked to someone with a lot of money and they told me how kewl they thought I was."

    32. Re: Great Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fake news: most shorts didnâ(TM)t change their positions at all. It came down below the price prior to the announcement this week

  2. Elon Musk is a fraud by fozzy1015 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm sure the persuasiveness of Cathy Wood of ARK on CNBC today convinced Musk and the board that Tesla is worth $4K a share and should stay public. Even to a six year old it's plain Musk is a conman and fraud.

    1. Re:Elon Musk is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shut up. You're only jealous because he can date hot godesses like Amber Heard and you can't.

    2. Re: Elon Musk is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After the video where she is clearly trying to get Depp to attack her to improve her divorce payout? Not interested.

  3. Spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We’ve always been at war with Eurasia. Seriously musk, why bother with batteries? You could power your cars with you can your retard followers endless spin.

  4. Liar Liar factory on fire. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Liar Liar factory on fire. by Rei · · Score: 1

      An effective fire department is your metaphor? Damage successfully contained, back to business as usual is your metaphor?

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  5. But, but, but... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funding Secured! $420 per share! Done deal!

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    1. Re:But, but, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe funding secured, contingent on shareholder vote (ps: needs 66%), large holders convinced Musk no chance of getting 66% (ps: he only owns 20%), so not worth trying.

    2. Re:But, but, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:But, but, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point may be moot once Starlink goes live. He could theoretically replace both AT&T and Comcast. SpaceX is private, so he can continue to acquire TSLA shares until he hits 66% then do whatever he feels like.

      If SpaceX would launch an IPO, I'd be in day-one.

    4. Re:But, but, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming anyone would use his piece of shit telecom system.

  6. Pure market manipulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    There is a name for this kind of action — market manipulation.

    Get ready to enjoy the show when SEC deal with him.

  7. Securities Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope musk likes getting ass raped in prison.

  8. Released Friday after close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Notice Musk's infamous tweet was done during trading hours while this was released after market close Friday. Even though the decision, indicated by the press release, was made the day before. Musk and the board are scum. There's no excuse now for the SEC not to step in as it's apparent there wasn't even a hint of a go private deal except in Musk's drug-addled mind. If the SEC doesn't take action they are a bunch of empty suits. That includes a referral to the DoJ - Musk deserves prison time.

    1. Re: Released Friday after close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, go read up on what the SEC is actually responsible for before making assumptions and expectations about them.

  9. I tole you by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    I'm not one to say I told you so, but I definitely told you so. Dude is fucked. Regardless of whether or not the SEC chooses to prosecute, they're going to be keeping a mighty close regulatory eye on him from now on.

    It's a shame, too, since I was just starting to like the guy after hearing that he hangs out with Azealia Banks and drops acid on the regular.

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    1. Re:I tole you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really he drops acid? I would have expected him to have more intelligence than that.

    2. Re:I tole you by thestallion · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if he gets away with it, he should be awarded for such epic trolling of the market. Bravo, sir. Well played, you filthy, filthy troll.

    3. Re:I tole you by Rei · · Score: 0

      PopeRatzo is parroting Azealia Banks, who's probably as famous for being a fantasist who starts fights (both literal and figurative) with everyone from DJ Khalid to Sarah Palin as she is for being a rapper. She's permabanned from Twitter, if that gives you any idea; that's not easy to achieve. For those who care: she arrived that weekend right as Musk and Grimes were leaving. Not only were they not at home that weekend (as confirmed by flight records), she wasn't in Musk's house; she was staying in a guest house on the lot (there's five separate buildings). Azealia was apparently mad that she'd been invited for a recording session by Grimes and then was stood up.

      LSD is the last thing an obsessive workaholic would ever touch; it lasts all day and you can't focus on anything. At least Azealia could have picked something that would at least be plausible, like meth.

      Musk does, however, use Ambien. Of course, so does, what, one in every 30 people in the US?

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    4. Re:I tole you by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      LSD is the last thing an obsessive workaholic would ever touch; it lasts all day and you can't focus on anything.

      How have you not heard of microdosing?

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    5. Re:I tole you by Cederic · · Score: 1

      She's permabanned from Twitter, if that gives you any idea; that's not easy to achieve.

      You're shitting me. It's fucking trivial to achieve. Just tweet anything coming out of California but change the word 'white' to 'black' or 'jew'. Instant fucking ban.

    6. Re:I tole you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect him to have enough intelligence to have taken acid at some point.

      It's something almost all intelligent and creative people do. Steve Jobs was known to do it, virtually every good musician alive has done it, I suspect the vast majority of tech company executives and engineers have dropped acid at some point.

      It's an incredibly safe drug. You'd have to take hundreds of times the standard dose to hit the LD50, it's safer than aspirin.

    7. Re: I tole you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fucking moron giving horrible advice.

      How many hits does it take to permanently enter a psychotic state?

      Hint: it can happen on your first hit, your 100th or maybe never but it can happen.

      Safe is not a word properly applied to LSD.

      As far as your list of lsd morons: jobs dead, countless musicians dead, lots of normal people dead. None of them died well because they abused their body taking shit made in some assholes bath tub.

  10. Investors are going to kill Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quarterly earnings games will continue

  11. ah by ChoGGi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, is Musk's way of saying if he tried to take Tesla private the board would've ousted him?

    1. Re: ah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the board's way of saying Musk has failed and is gone.

      What follows will be a price manipulation to remove him and his fanbase - pumping and dumping until the price drops below what triggers his margin calls and the longs sell, and then the buyback.

      I'll close at $4.20.

    2. Re:ah by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Maybe he just misspelt "SEC investigation".

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  12. Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He is being told to let go and he's letting go.

    Tesla needs a serious amount of fresh money to overcome losses, stalling demand, talent loss and the incoming high and low cost competition.

    The Tony Stark wannabe attention whore isn't the answer, an adult manager is, if Tesla is to have a good chance of a turnaround.

    It shedding the crazy buy at any price stock fan club is another.

    But the most important will be hiring people who know how to make cars, and hope they can reverse the damage from Team Amateur.

    1. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Musk is the kind of guy who gets shit done. If you put him in charge or a construction company we'd have self-paving roads in four years. Knock it off with the "real manager" bullshit.

    2. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      Those roads would have been bid at 2 years, and at $100 million per mile, but he'd get them done in 4 years, at $200 million per mile - and the self-paving requires you to have your hands on the asphalt machine at all times. But other than that...

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    3. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to bed, Elron, you need your sleep.

    4. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 1

      Tesla needs a serious amount of fresh money

      As Tesla has repeatedly pointed out, a profitable company does not need equity rounds. The stock spiked after the Q2 report because the market has been steadily coming to the realization that Tesla wasn't BS'ing in Q1 when they said that they'll be sustainably profitable starting in "Q3 or Q4" - since upgraded to specifically "Q3". This quarter. Which is over half over.

      stalling demand

      LOL. Why is it that Americans always forget that there's a world outside of America?

      Model 3 sales are only open to the US and Canada - and I watch even people from there trying to pass the time waiting for their cars every day on the Tesla forums. Yes, if you're very lucky and they happen to have the version you config on hand for delivery to your market, you might get your car in 1-2 weeks. For most people, waits are still over a month, and some, several months. But if you're outside the US and Canada? Hurry up and wait. Every person who orders in the US and Canada jumps in line ahead of us. There's no sign that they're even close to coming here - no spy shots of Eurospec cars, no filed documents, no change in announced plans (aka early next year), no opening up configs, nothing.

      About a quarter of the Model 3 market is the US, about a quarter is Europe, about a quarter is China, and about a quarter is "everywhere else". That first quarter (plus Canada) is eating up all the production (now over 6k/wk), and shows no signs of relenting anytime soon.

      This is, of course, just for "first production" variants, where you have to get LR and PUP, and can't get air suspension or the tow package - and only for people that can finance the cars themselves (Tesla-provided financing won't open until the latter half of next year). So it's a fraction of a fraction of the configs, in a small portion of the market, that we're still waiting for them to burn through the backlog on.

      It's really frustrating hearing shorts and short-aligned people saying things like "There's no demand!". That's like being in Eritrea during a famine and saying "Nobody wants all this food we brought!". All of us over here might as well be wearing T-shirts with the word "DEMAND" written on it in giant letters, while we twiddle our thumbs while waiting at least for the chance to config a first production car, let alone any other config. Note that we haven't even gotten into "demand levers" like advertising or having a not-so-ridiculously-sparse network of stores and the like. For example, in Iceland we have the second highest rate of EV adoption in the world**, yet the rate of Tesla ownership is proportionally quite low... because they're just not here. No stores, no service centres, no superchargers, nothing. It's all ship in / ship out.

      ** Among sovereign countries. Also, it's mostly PHEVs, not BEVs, due to charger coverage issues - a significant contrast to Norway, which holds the #1 slot and has a much higher BEV fraction due to an excellent charging network

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    5. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those roads would have been bid at 2 years, and at $100 million per mile, but he'd get them done in 4 years, at $200 million per mile

      Only if the normal cost and time for said roads would be 8 years and $1B per mile.

      As a general rule, Musk sets "ridiculously aggressive" targets for his companies, but only hits "quite aggressive" ones. But better to shoot for the stars and miss than shoot for the gutter and hit it. As a reminder: even with the half-year delay** on the Model 3 production scaleup, they still scaled up faster than the Bolt, which was built on an existing line with an existing workforce. And now Tesla's volumes now make everyone else look like they're missing a zero.

      ** Then again, the *original* schedule for the Model 3 wasn't to start production until the end of 2017 anyway; they only missed the *moved up* schedule, not the original one.

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    6. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      As Tesla has repeatedly pointed out, a profitable company does not need equity rounds.

      This is not relevant to Tesla, which isn't a profitable company in a generally accepted meaning of the term.

    7. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LOL. Why is it that Americans always forget that there's a world outside of America?

      LOL back. A lot of us here on Slashdot aren't Americans, and in the world outside of the Soviet Republic of California, demand for Tesla is non-existent.

      One reason is, of course, the absurdly high prices of what is otherwise a pretty unremarkable vehicle.

      In places like Western Europe, where it is within financial reach of the affluent minority, the sales outside of the two countries that provide a significant subsidy are down sharply: https://twitter.com/auto_schmi...

      The Dutch subsidy is disappearing next year, so the "success story" there will closely follow that in HK, where Tesla had a bunch of sales pre-2017, and these went down to practically nil when the HK subsidy disappeared and customers realized at the real price a Tesla isn't a bargain.

      But the major shift in the interest away from Tesla in Europe is due to new models, real cars from real car manufacturers that actually have adequate finish and pleasant interior, becoming available this or next year. The demand will fall further when people see the horse carriage that is the Model 3 in real life.

      I tried one the other day, and frankly, I liked the dashboard of my Trabant in 1987 better. Compared to the Polski Fiat 125p, M3 is abysmal. Maybe Kalashnikov isn't far off with their electric car, you know.

      Model 3 sales are only open to the US and Canada - and I watch even people from there trying to pass the time waiting for their cars every day on the Tesla forums.

      It is very interesting that despite the "pent up demand", Tesla has a huge number of vehicles that aren't being shipped to those waiting customers even in the US. Why would that be? Does it have to do with the terrible quality?

      It's really frustrating hearing shorts and short-aligned people

      Yawn, that "short" thing is really getting old.

    8. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And REI still defends Musk making the famous tweet that has now caused a stock price tanking, much turmoil, triggered an SEC investigation, created doubts in investor minds, and brought a huge distraction at a critical time. Musks own credibility has taken a big hit.

      It was a highly irresponsible act, a mistake that no competent CEO should ever make.

    9. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla needs a serious amount of fresh money

      As Tesla has repeatedly pointed out, a profitable company does not need equity rounds. The stock spiked after the Q2 report because the market has been steadily coming to the realization that Tesla wasn't BS'ing in Q1 when they said that they'll be sustainably profitable starting in "Q3 or Q4" - since upgraded to specifically "Q3". This quarter. Which is over half over.

      stalling demand

      LOL. Why is it that Americans always forget that there's a world outside of America?

      Model 3 sales are only open to the US and Canada - and I watch even people from there trying to pass the time waiting for their cars every day on the Tesla forums. Yes, if you're very lucky and they happen to have the version you config on hand for delivery to your market, you might get your car in 1-2 weeks. For most people, waits are still over a month, and some, several months. But if you're outside the US and Canada? Hurry up and wait. Every person who orders in the US and Canada jumps in line ahead of us. There's no sign that they're even close to coming here - no spy shots of Eurospec cars, no filed documents, no change in announced plans (aka early next year), no opening up configs, nothing.

      About a quarter of the Model 3 market is the US, about a quarter is Europe, about a quarter is China, and about a quarter is "everywhere else". That first quarter (plus Canada) is eating up all the production (now over 6k/wk), and shows no signs of relenting anytime soon.

      This is, of course, just for "first production" variants, where you have to get LR and PUP, and can't get air suspension or the tow package - and only for people that can finance the cars themselves (Tesla-provided financing won't open until the latter half of next year). So it's a fraction of a fraction of the configs, in a small portion of the market, that we're still waiting for them to burn through the backlog on.

      It's really frustrating hearing shorts and short-aligned people saying things like "There's no demand!". That's like being in Eritrea during a famine and saying "Nobody wants all this food we brought!". All of us over here might as well be wearing T-shirts with the word "DEMAND" written on it in giant letters, while we twiddle our thumbs while waiting at least for the chance to config a first production car, let alone any other config. Note that we haven't even gotten into "demand levers" like advertising or having a not-so-ridiculously-sparse network of stores and the like. For example, in Iceland we have the second highest rate of EV adoption in the world**, yet the rate of Tesla ownership is proportionally quite low... because they're just not here. No stores, no service centres, no superchargers, nothing. It's all ship in / ship out.

      ** Among sovereign countries. Also, it's mostly PHEVs, not BEVs, due to charger coverage issues - a significant contrast to Norway, which holds the #1 slot and has a much higher BEV fraction due to an excellent charging network

      So, you claim Tesla will not need any more funding, but claim they need to expand their infrastructure to deliver to the entire world. That takes more funding. A lot more funding. Until then, they can trickle some to certain countries at best.

    10. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by johanw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Fine. Is the $35,000 model 3 finally available or can you still only order the model with many unwanted extra's?

    11. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stalling demand

      LOL. Why is it that Americans always forget that there's a world outside of America?

      Why did Tesla have 13000 unsold cars last quarter?

    12. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice concern trolling; it's funny how the shorts and Tesla opponents vocally "care" way much more about the timing of the base model than the actual reservation holders. Because Tesla is doing the exact same thing as Jaguar is doing, as Hyundai is doing, etc (selling higher-optioned-out variants of their EVs first).

      They can sell every LR+PUP they produce, even without opening up three quarters of their global market. But they should totally sell lower margin versions instead in order to make a bunch of trolls happy, right?

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    13. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You don't understand what "demand" is. You live in Iceland. Even if everyone in Iceland ordered a Tesla that wouldn't indicate significant demand. You are in a bubble. You read Electrek forums and think everyone is drooling over a Tesla. I hate people like you because you are relatively wealthy (and probably young and white) and have NO CONCEPT of how real people live. Only the 0.1% of this world can afford a Tesla. 0.1%. Grow up and travel (don't just go to the Eiffel Tower and the nice parts of Europe) and see how the rest of the world lives. You will suddenly realize the people at Electrek do not represent reality. And no, I am not a "short", I just think cult members like you are disgusting people.

    14. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      It is funny how Tesla cultists claim that they "care" about the environment, and somehow think that driving around in $60,000 electric vehicles is the way forward. It is totally irrational and insane.

    15. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Giant Australian battery delivered early.

      Reusable rockets.

      World's largest battery factory.

      World's most popular electric car by a huge margin.

      Regularly meets targets that you folks claim are impossible.

      Great cars.

      "Terrible manager"

    16. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      LOL back. A lot of us here on Slashdot aren't Americans

      And yet somehow pretend that the US plus Canada is Tesla's total market nonetheless - rather than it being a quarter of their market.

      One reason is, of course, the absurdly high prices of what is otherwise a pretty unremarkable vehicle.

      Highest-polling consumer satisfaction year-over-year of any brand.

      ...the sales outside of the two countries that provide a significant subsidy are down sharply: https://twitter.com/auto_schmi

      Per-country month-by-month sales are mostly a reflection of delivery allocation. You people have been nonstop predicting a Tesla demand cliff ever since it founded - every year, every month. You'd think a broken record would have been right once in all this time.

      The Dutch subsidy is disappearing next year

      The subsidy in question only concerns commercial buyers. It's a 4% currently, but will go to 22% for the amount of a car's price over €50000. So, say, for an €80000 Model S the tax for commercial buyers (again, reiterating that aspect) goes from €3200 to €8600, or €5200 more expensive. Meaningful, but not dramatic either for someone in the market for an €80000 car; nothing remotely like, say, the HK case (which wasn't just about commercial cars). For a €50000-or-less Model 3 (arriving in NL early next year), it will have no impact whatsoever. For, say, a €60000 well optioned Model 3, it only adds €1800 to the price.

      This is your trump card? To overcome the huge annual year-over-year EV demand growth? *snicker*

      But the major shift in the interest away from Tesla in Europe is due to new models, real cars from real car manufacturers

      *snicker*. Why, yes, cars being produced in tiny volumes are going to totally kill Tesla.

      Econoboxen: Maybe it'll be the Hyundai Kona that kills them? Yeah, with global annual production volumes equal to three weeks of Model 3 production (which itself is far from at max), that's totally going to destroy them. Niro? Same. Meanwhile, a number of older econobox models are declining or disappearing. Hey, maybe Leaf can overcome its order-of-magnitude falling behind Model 3 with its new cooling system fixing #Rapidgate! Except, um, the same was said about the E-NV200, and its cooling system is terrible, and only slightly reduces the consequences of #Rapidgate. Here, name your "Tesla killer", go on!

      Luxury EVs: What about the (delayed) I-Pace, that car that eats 275 Wh/km@88 kph (Model 3 = half that) but can only charge at 70-80kW at rarer higher power CCS stations for only 30% of its SoC before taper (Model 3 = 50% SoC @ 117kW from current superchargers, more from V3) and only ~45kW from the much more common lower power stations, has no more passenger "area" inside than a Model 3 (just higher) despite laughably pretending that it's X sized because it's a "SUV", has a hilariously awkward nav system and an AP that drives like its drunk, and is only planned at production volumes of (estimates vary) 10-30k per year, with the largest chunk of those going to Waymo, not private buyers? My god, Tesla should fear for its life! ;) E-Tron looks to be in the exact same situation of low volumes and guzzling energy without comparable charge rates, meaning you can't actually use it like... well, a car. Aka, a device you can actually use to drive between point A and point B even if A and B aren't near each other. If it can only take you around your local area, that a neighborhood electric vehicle, and it's at best a second car. The first one in the luxury segment that looks like it will be interesting is the Taycan (though their burn-out-your-cells charge rates are concerning, they at least understand the importance of streamlining), although t

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    17. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet somehow pretend that the US plus Canada is Tesla's total market nonetheless - rather than it being a quarter of their market.

      Just like you do when you make bullshit claims of Tesla out selling BMW.

    18. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 2

      No. It takes profit. They're very different things.

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    19. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by DrXym · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Yeah, how dare anybody take Elon Musk at his word when he got on stage to launch the Model 3 and outright, unambiguously stated with no sliver of doubt, that the car would sell from $35,000. Or that the base model would still be a good car. How dare anyone, despite this claim, despite this price point driving much of the news coverage and preorders, wonder where this version of the car actually is.

      And of course anyone who *dares* speak ill of Musk is clearly part of some nebulous and vast conspiracy. Musk is so perfect in every aspect that any criticism regardless of its validity or basis in fact requires his defenders to leap from the woodwork to deny it. That's definitely not cult like or weird. No sirreee.

    20. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, how dare anybody take Elon Musk at his word when he got on stage to launch the Model 3 and outright, unambiguously stated with no sliver of doubt, that the car would sell from $35,000.

      Because it will.

      Or that the base model would still be a good car.

      It's still arguably better than any other EV on the market.

      How dare anyone, despite this claim, despite this price point driving much of the news coverage and preorders, wonder where this version of the car actually is.

      Well, they'd have to be pretty dumb, because the obvious answer is "coming later than Musk said" because he consistently misses target dates. However, he also consistently comes through on his promises, albeit late. So you'd have to be pretty dumb to argue that it's not going to happen, in the absence of some excellent evidence. So far, the evidence suggests that Tesla will in fact be around long enough for it to happen.

      Don't be willfully dumb.

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    21. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet somehow pretend that the US plus Canada is Tesla's total market

      There is no need to "pretend". As you Tesla shills keep pointing out:

      1) M3 is the "make or break" for Tesla.
      2) M3 is only sold in the US.

      Conclusion, the make-or-break market for Tesla is the US market.

      per-country sales... are mostly a reflection of delivery allocation

      LOL. Yes, that's what a "sale" is by definition, a "delivery allocation". No sale, no delivery. Are you okay?

      LOL. You literally just claimed that you're not from America, and yet somehow you're supposedly test driving a Model 3?

      LOL, what a comeback! Is international travel unheard of in the "Iceland" you supposedly come from? Are international shipments of private vehicles unheard of there? Hint: the model I tried falls within one of these two categories.

      My, my, aren't the desperate shills desperate...

    22. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elon! You are back! We missed you! Did your lawyers finally let you post anonymously again?

    23. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure Elon Rei Musk has already seen the Eiffel Tower.

    24. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      His tweet was not a good decision, but if competence was a job requirement for executives there would be a huge number of vacant offices across the world.

    25. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by sphealey · · Score: 1

      - - - - - Those roads would have been bid at 2 years, and at $100 million per mile, but he'd get them done in 4 years, at $200 million per mile - - - - -

      The balance of the cost to be picked up by the taxpayer, natch.

    26. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nice concern trolling; it's funny how the shorts and Tesla opponents vocally "care" way much more about the timing of the base model than the actual reservation holders. Because Tesla is doing the exact same thing as Jaguar is doing, as Hyundai is doing, etc (selling higher-optioned-out variants of their EVs first).

      They can sell every LR+PUP they produce, even without opening up three quarters of their global market. But they should totally sell lower margin versions instead in order to make a bunch of trolls happy, right?

      And yet 1 out of 4 pre-orders have been canceled, many by people tired of waiting for the base-model.

      Look at any luxury brand and count how many of the "cheap" models are on the road compared to the high-end ones. You see a lot more 3-series than 7-series, etc... Also the difference between Tesla and Jaguar is that Jaguar didn't advertise the base-model and then years later refuse to deliver it.

    27. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      The increase in tax for Dutch company car drivers is pretty dramatic. It’s not a 4% tax you have to pay once, it’s 4% of of value of the car that is added to your income every year. And in the highest tax bracket of around 50% - which all upper middle class people are in - that adds up: 3000 euro a year out of your net income (the cars are more expensive here: we pay 21% VAT)

      Where on earth did you get the idea that Hyundai is only going to make around 15000 Kona Electric cars a year? They’ve got orders for 3000 of them already in the Netherlands alone, and that’s before the thing even hit the showrooms. I’m in the market for an EV myself and looked at the e-Golf, Ionic and Leaf: not enough range. But the Kona is an attractive alternative to the Model 3 and has a more attractive interior (I hate the “one touchscreen to rule them all” in the 3). It should also do better on the charging front though for my use case that’s not really an issue: I want the extra range so I can drive to work and back with power to spare for detours or other contingencies, while having to charge only at home, ever.

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    28. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's America, just assume people are lying to you.

    29. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      No Ambien dreams here. Nope.

      No naked short sellers, either.

      For better or worse, Musk is his own enemy. Part Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field (R), part genius, part visionary, and part unredeemable a$$hole, all-in-one.

      I hope the next CEO has a lot of corks to stick in his mouth, lest his lip flatulence craters his seemingly honest endeavors. Whenever they need drugs to sleep, and drugs to stay awake, it's the drugs.

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    30. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 1

      Wait 10 1/2 weeks.

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    31. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that he is so out-of-touch with reality that he will gladly alter schedules and pricing and shout it from the hilltops, he just willingly spreads fantasy - like the $420 secured buyout?

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    32. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Tesla needs a serious amount of fresh money

      As Tesla has repeatedly pointed out, a profitable company does not need equity rounds.

      Especially when they have a $420 per share private buyout secured, right Rei? Who needs profits then (NOTE: Tesla doesn't turn a profit - they continue to lose ~$20,000 per car they sell).

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    33. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Wait for what, your excuses?

    34. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's America, just assume people are lying to you.

      s/America/Business/

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    35. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei_is_a_dumbass · · Score: 0

      Wait 10 1/2 weeks.

      When Tesla announces their next round of losses.

      When is the full self driving gonna arrive? Or that cross country full autonomous trip? Or the $35000 model 3?

      Or where that secured funding is?

    36. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 2

      The Dutch tax is still just for company car drivers; let's not pretend it is about people just randomly buying themselves a personal car. And doesn't have any affect at all for vehicles under €50k, and only incremental over that.

      "around 15000" -> 18600. And the production rate has been widely reported on. Yes, the Kona is already overbooked by years in some markets. Estimates in Norway are that a new order now won't be filled until late 2020.

      If you're fine with "econoboxy" interiors / less sporty performance and handling, not having an app to preheat / precool / etc, and having a rather small interior, as well as having highway charging speeds (assuming you have high power CCS stations en route, not 50kW stations) half that of Model 3 LR and probably around 70% of Model 3 SR - and if you can get ahold of one - Kona could be right for you. While it's not up to Model 3 charging rates, it's certainly way better than most other lower-end EVs (and makes #Rapidgate Leafs look like a joke ;) ). But don't delay if you want one.

      ** Model 3 LR RWD Aero: Up to 117kW 0-50% (50% * {310 nominal miles, 334 measured} = 155 nominal, 167 measured miles). Kona LR: Up to 70kW 0-58% (58% * 258 miles = 149 miles = less than Model 3, so we'll be nice to the Kona and use the point where its (sharp) taper begins as our cutoff, not the Model 3's). EPA hwy efficiency: Model 3 LR AWD = 123 MPGe, Kona LR hwy efficiency = 108 MPGe). (70 / 117) * (108 / 123) = 52.5%.

      Model 3 SR is 7% lighter, so should be about 3% more efficient. The difference in charging between the S/X 100 packs and the 75 packs is that the former charges at near 120kW, while the latter charges at nearly 110kW; both begin taper around the same point. So one could assume something similar (but perhaps slightly more of a difference) between the LR and SR packs. Also, the Model 3 SR will begin to taper before you get to the Kona's taper point, although Teslas use a gentle linear taper (Kona under goes a series of sharp instant tapers).

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    37. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 2

      M3 is only sold in the US.

      US and Canada. And they'll sell it outside of them whenever they need to. They're not, so they don't. Obviously.

      Is international travel unheard of

      Right. Again, note my totally-believing-you face that you, a person who hates Teslas, took time out of your vacation (or what it a trip specifically for this? ;) ) to test drive a Model 3. You were planning a family trip to the US some time in the past several months and thought, "You know what? I'm going to get in touch with a Tesla store representative and book a test drive, and take time out of wherever it was that I actually planned to do in the US in order to drive to them (they're hardly "everywhere") and test drive it, just so I could sound more authoritative when I complained about it on the internet.

      Focus on the eyes. See the totally-believing-you stare? That's because I'm totally believing you.

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    38. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a lot simpler, actually, I know several people who happen to own Tesla cars.

      Never a problem to get one for a spin.

      But my, aren't you desperate.

    39. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unwanted extra's - kind of like that apostrophe.

    40. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      The Dutch tax is still just for company car drivers

      47% of all new cars sold here are lease cars, and 87% of that on corporate leases. Not an insignificant market.

      Yes, the Kona is already overbooked by years in some markets. Estimates in Norway are that a new order now won't be filled until late 2020

      We'll see. It's rumoured that Hyundai is giving some priority to the Netherlands because of the change in taxation. Delivery time for the Ionic is listed as 6 months, the Kona estimated at 6-9 months, the Model 3, 6-12 months.

      If you're fine with "econoboxy" interiors

      Actual buttons > wood trim. I was actually pleasantly surprised by the interior. But who knows, I might go for a Model 3 once I've actually seen one.

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    41. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're fine with "econoboxy" interiors

      And if you're not, you won't be buying the M3, which has the dashboard of a Peel P50 and interior panels of different colors on the right and the left door.

      And an update system that relies on disabling security.

    42. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try applying this concept to catholic priests and we can see what kind of shitty world you are condoning.

    43. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait 10 1/2 weeks.

      Remember back in November 2017 when you said wait two months in a response for when the non existent $35000 model 3 to be produced? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    44. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      It is funny how Tesla cultists claim that they "care" about the environment, and somehow think that driving around in $60,000 electric vehicles is the way forward. It is totally irrational and insane.

      This is about the fourth time I have seen you post this same ridiculous assertion. You probably have posted it more times that I just haven't seen. What the hell does the price of a car -- or ANY product -- have to do with its environmental rating?

      Usually when I see "conservative" politicians arguing against environmental standards (such as MPG, lower toxic content, etc) one of their favorite tropes is that the regulation will cause the consumer to pay more.

      Yet here you are with the argument "if it is expensive it MUST be wasteful and whomever buys it obviously doesn't care about the environment." Time and again.

      It is like saying that an $95K Mercedes that gets 32MPG is worse for the environment than a 18MPG sedan that costs $19K.

      Would you care to explain this? If not give it a rest. Nobody capable of rational thought is buying it.

    45. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      "Terrible manager"

      Unfortunately we are living in a world where actual results and accomplishments don't matter. Only the media theme-of-the-day matters.

      Not for everybody of course. But too many people.

      How else do you explain the current U.S. president? One business failure after another, one patched up scandal after another, serial divorces and everything he ever touched turned to shit and an unending stream of lawsuits. But to his supporters he is a business genius and a marvel of morality.

      So it isn't surprising of course that the same culture looks at Musk who has a PR tin ear but manages to get things done that virtually nobody else could, then sees nothing but a potential scandal that will make them rich and famous by getting the scoop on it.

    46. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same song and dance since 2016. Musk fails, Rei says wait.

      This time Musk might be in handcuffs talking to a judge concerning his flight risk in 10 1/2 weeks.

    47. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You are stupid so I will explain slowly. Expensive items are not green because normal people cannot afford them.

      It is so great you build a 100% green XYZ gadget out of thin air but since you charge $100,000,000 for one, no normal people can afford it so the net positive impact on the environment of your magical gadget is zero even though it is so wonderful.

      OTOH, a similar gadget that cost a dollar that reduced emissions by 5% would be super green in comparison.

      Do you get it now? Or are you one of Elons super rich fan bois who think paying $100k for a car with a Honda Civic quality interior makes sense because you can then virtue signal to your other rich-beyond-stupid friend how you are saving the environment while they drive mcclarens?

      Idiot. More money than brains. Typical Silicon Valley twit.

    48. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Highest-polling consumer satisfaction year-over-year of any brand.

      Meanwhile, the reviews for it keep running at least 95% positive, often glowing.

      You keep refer/infer to Consumer Reports "subscriber/owner" survey, which is easily corruptible bullshit that any loser (KarenRei, Karen Pease, WindBourne, haruchai, Bruce Perens, Type44Q, KS Kyosuke, barsteward, apoc.famine, sfcat, aaarrrgggh, bgarcia, MachineShedFred, SuperKendall, OakianWarrior, c6gunner, Gavagai80, thegarbz...), any Musk cocksucking loser can sign up and claim to be a owner.

      Funny how aside from Rei, only OakianWarrior showed up to fellate Elon's tiny penis so far. Coincidence? I think not.

      Too bad actual experts like Sandy Munro said that he's not gay for tiny South African penis, and that the Tesla Model 3 had the quality of a 1990s era Kia (forward to 6:55).

      The Supercharger(any charger for that matter) is complete bullshit for practical drivers.
      Edmunds.com drove across America in a 2013 Tesla S P85, and had to stop to charge for one hour for every 3-1/2 hours of driving (so typically every 150mile/250km you must stop for ONE FUCKING HOUR to recharge. And Edmunds only charged enough to get to the next Supercharger...no side trips. In real life, you'd have to stop even longer to recharge if you want to drive around town for a real life driving.

    49. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet to turn a sustainable profit on any of it....dependent on government subsidies. That's what people mean when they talk about proper management or lack of it.

    50. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evidence? I have read the Tesla financial statements. The company is super fucking doomed. The math doesnt lie.

      Best on market? Ok lets compare the $35k Tesla against *any* car on the planet. Lets start with availability. Oh wait, Tesla ultimate fail!

      Sell your stock before it hits zero.

    51. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Yeah reasonably asking when the car he promised will eventually materialise is being willfully dumb. Perhaps than makes sense to apologists. It doesn't to anyone rational.

    52. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I remember the last "shorts are crying about TSLA" headlines--right before Musk's stupid mouth made them billions. I only dabble a bit with TSLA, but I love making money when he screws up.

    53. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait 10 1/2 weeks.

      A statement like that could never comeback to haunt you. See you in 10.5 weeks when the canceled $35000 model 3 still remains non-existent.

    54. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      No, they should sell those because they already lost all markets but luxury market outside the West to BYD.

      If at any point the regulatory limits on BYD get lowered, it's likely that it will enter mid end markets in the West. And if it does, Tesla is forever stuck in the "luxury cars" category.

      Time is ticking, and the less promises are delivered, the more is the chance that BYD will do in the West what it did across Asia. Just quietly take the market over with no actual fanfare.

    55. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except I wasn't talking about 'Business', I was referring to Tesla's treatment of their customers. If you are equating customers to business associates then that pretty much includes everyone.

    56. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It's still arguably better than any other EV on the market.

      Everything is arguable, but only a total fuckwit would try that argument.

      It doesn't fucking exist, ergo it's infinitely worse than every other EV on the market.

    57. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You are stupid. Trump is no such thing to his supporters.

      He is the one who -didnt- call them deplorable.

      Idiot.

    58. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      No. You are stupid so I will explain slowly. Expensive items are not green because normal people cannot afford them.

      Congrats, you win the "most retarded comment of the week" award. Wanna try for an encore? Maybe you can follow it up with "expensive computers aren't fast because poor people can't afford them".

    59. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Oh sure. Out of the 80,000 model 3s delivered you just happen to know several people who own one and happen to be conveniently close to where you're visiting. So of course you just had to ask to drive one while you were in the area, even though you hate everything about Tesla.

      Do you enjoy being a laughingstock?

    60. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I know you're pretty retarded, but even you could have actually read the article and seen that it says they had a "trip-average Supercharger dwell time of 38.3 minutes" rather than your "ONE FUCKING HOUR!!11!11!1ELEVENTY!!!".

      No shit you're going to spend a lot of time charging if you decide to drive thousands of miles with a car that gets 300 miles on a full charge. What kind of halfwit do you have to be to expect otherwise? If you want to drive from one side of the USA to the other on a weekly basis without stopping, you are not the target demographic for any EV whatsoever. Fuck off and buy something else.

    61. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      A lot more likely for a random guy on /. to know an owner of a car from a certain brand than for a company deep in debt and deep in red to receive a buyout offer that puts 30% on its already hyperovervalued stock.

      Yet you doubt one, and firmly believe the other.

      I think you're funnier.

    62. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I hate people like you because you are nothing but a troll. You contribute nothing of significance or intelligence to the conversation, which is why I've down-modded you as the troll that you are.

      I'll argue with you on Rei's behalf: I grew up piss-poor wrenching on junk vehicles because that's all anyone in my family could afford. Now that I'm older and a little more comfortable than most, I bought an M3. The real cost is no more expensive than the last two cars I bought (go price a new Ford pickup), and it's the most pleasant vehicle to maintain and drive that I've ever owned. I'll buy another when the time is right. And the lack of foreign oil used to power the damn thing might help keep one of my kids or grandkids from fighting in another US oil war. Too many good people died in all that bullshit, on all sides.

      Look punk, I've been around the world. I've spent time in slums, I've swam across the Rio Grande the wrong way into Mexico chasing a pretty little Latina, and I do all the home repairs, plumbing, and maintenance on my house and that of my kids. I do the maintenance on my kids cars, change oil, timing belts, head gaskets, and all the annoying shit that I'm tired of dealing with, but I do it because I can and I put my family first. I know how the bottom half of the world lives, because I've lived there. I've met people like you - malcontents and little bitches who are bitter that the world has passed them by, bitter that they cannot magically afford nice things, and too short sighted to see how the world is changing around them for the benefit of all - i.e. Musk's vision of an electric economy. You choose to only see the bad, and tread on the flaws of others, with no hint of doing or saying anything positive.

      I also don't like your racist bullshit against someone you've never met, because they are different from you, i.e. white and successful. Why did you have to bring Rei's race up at all? This is another example of how you don't add anything of significance to this, or any, conversation. All you do is malign, insult, and tear down. You are a disgusting person, and it's not because of your race or your wealth or lack of wealth. It's just how you choose to think and interact with others. Disgusting.

      You use Rei's race in this discussion because you have no smarts to argue with, other than "oh poor me, I been fucked by the rich white man". No buddy, you been fucked by your silver spoon momma who coddled you into think you are special, and that you are owed something. Or maybe it was your auntie because your momma couldn't take any more of your shit. Who knows.

    63. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      A lot more likely for a random jackoff on Slashdot to make up what I believe than for him to actually know what I believe.

      You're funniest.

    64. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by DanDD · · Score: 1

      Stupid troll, they had unsold inventory to preserve the tax rebate as long as possible.

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    65. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're pretty retarded, but even you could have actually read the article and seen that it says they had a "trip-average Supercharger dwell time of 38.3 minutes" rather than your "ONE FUCKING HOUR!!

      Pay attention fuckwit, take for example your 1995 Kia Sephia daily driver (or a 2019 Tesla Model 3...same thing quality wise). If its gas tank had a capacity of 20gal/70liters, does that mean you fucking fill it with 20gal/70liters every time you go to the fucking gas station?

      with a car that gets 300 miles on a full charge

      This German guy only got 170miles/300km from his Model S P100 (biggest battery Tesla make).
      And apparently your shithead missed the article entry where Edmunds.com 2013 Model S P85 barely squeezed out 200 miles as its longest run on full charge.

      Fuck off and buy something else.

      Now you're making sense.

      BTW, where are your Tesla gayboys club buddies (KarenRei, Karen Pease, WindBourne, haruchai, Bruce Perens, Type44Q, KS Kyosuke, barsteward, apoc.famine, sfcat, aaarrrgggh, bgarcia, MachineShedFred, SuperKendall, OakianWarrior, Gavagai80, thegarbz, AlanObject...)?

    66. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet 1 out of 4 pre-orders have been canceled, many by people tired of waiting for the base-model.

      So what you're saying is, 3 out of 4 people (75%) did not cancel their pre orders, and this is somehow a bad thing?

    67. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You are stupid. Trump is no such thing to his supporters.

      He is the one who -didnt- call them deplorable.

      Idiot.

      Trump supporters: He didn't call us deplorable, so we voted for him, because we're stupid and easily swayed by Russian propaganda. Now he's fucking us too, but at least he didn't call us deplorable, amirite?

    68. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no need to "pretend". As you Tesla shills keep pointing out:

      1) M3 is the "make or break" for Tesla. 2) M3 is only sold in the US.

      Conclusion, the make-or-break market for Tesla is the US market.

      Your logic sub system is broken. I'll break it down for you:

      If (1) is true, then (2) would be

      Model 3 will be sold in a market containing a large number of pre orders.

      If the North America is not that market, they would naturally switch focus to another market where there are pre orders and people drive on the same side of the road as North Americans (since those are the cars being built now)

      Now here's the important part:

      Musk and his minions are still selling primarily in North America instead of elsewhere, because the pre orders haven't disappeared

      Your claim would make sense if they switched away from supplying Model 3s to North America at this point and focused on China and/or EU

      If they eventually start shipping outside of North America after getting base Model 3s to some or most North American customers, that would be another sign of healthy business

    69. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shills proclaiming "going private is better for the company, it will squeeze the shorts" last week and "this is better for the company, it will squeeze the shorts" today are a laughing stock.

    70. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      They probably still lose less money than Uber.

    71. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      And yet... A lot more likely than "high demand for Tesla M3".

      Why are all these cars burning up unplugged in the sun for months instead of being shipped to the impatiently waiting fan base?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Not only are the lots full, there is almost no activity there, and a bunch of cars are already covered with dust. If Tesla were shipping, the lot would be full of rigs and personnel loading them. Instead, it looks like a graveyard.

      And these are thousands of cars. That is, tens of millions of profits, which just sit and wait in the heat while the fan base is, allegedly, waiting impatiently.

      Nah, something doesn't compute here.

    72. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      Congrats, you win the "most retarded comment of the week" award. Wanna try for an encore? Maybe you can follow it up with "expensive computers aren't fast because poor people can't afford them".

      I was going to respond to that comment (since it was a response I solicited) but it was so breathtakingly devoid of logic I just didn't know where to begin.

      As if an expensive green choice means that no inexpensive green choices can exist. Or if that isn't the argument then what is. Seriously. I can't even

    73. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Your logic sub system is broken. I'll break it down for you:

      If (1) is true, then (2) would be

      You don't even understand what "logic" is. (2) is a fact. It is true by definition. And I'm making no claims here, I'm making an observation. And it is that outside of the preorder pile, which is diminishing, there is no huge demand for Teslas.

      In fact, I will not be surprised if production is actually cut down later this year.

    74. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is, 3 out of 4 people (75%) did not cancel their pre orders, and this is somehow a bad thing?

      We still have 2 our of 3 functioning branches of government and that any half bad

    75. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't say... They give up hundreds of millions in profits in the face of a pent-up demand just to grab some government cash?

      Sounds self-defeating and seriously socialist to me.

      Are you sure there is no other, more logical reason? Like, defects they cannot repair easily or (oh, the horror), lack of interest for the particular variants?

    76. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giant Australian battery delivered early.
          Any idiot can string batteries together. Thank's to Panasonic they got it done on time.

      Reusable rockets.
            NASA had SRBs since the 80s. If they had more funding they would have these already.

      World's largest battery factory.
            Thanks to Panasonic.

      World's most popular electric car by a huge margin.
          Others would beg to differ. As of 2017 Chevy sold 109472 Volts, and Nissan 101679. Let's see who's still around at the end of 2018.

      Regularly meets targets that you folks claim are impossible.
          Revised, re-revised, and re-revised targets---and just barely made the units/week but behind on the overall totals.

      Great cars.
            Subjective---and many will disagree.

      "Terrible manager"
          You bet.

    77. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct. Musk get's shit done. And shit is all you will get. He is also a "real manager". So is Dilbert's boss.

      It doesn't take a genius to throw billions after billions of dollars at something to get it to work. Real genius and talent comes from being able to do it cost effectively or quickly.

      Now Musk is showing signs of really using it. To add insult to injury his statement about the secured funding held together as well as a Tesla 3 bumper. Now he's making up another cock and bull story.

      Lock him up. I don't care if it's in jail or an asylum. He belongs in both.

    78. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by arcade · · Score: 1

      A lot of us here on Slashdot aren't Americans, and in the world outside of the Soviet Republic of California, demand for Tesla is non-existent.

      .. then ...

      In places like Western Europe, where it is within financial reach of the affluent minority, the sales outside of the two countries that provide a significant subsidy are down sharply: linksnipped

      .. let me just say that as a Norwegian, there's an insane amount of Teslas on the road here. One of them mine. Best car I've ever had.

      Demand here is insane, and we need more service centers. :-)

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    79. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Rei · · Score: 1

      Never happened. But thanks for putting words that I never said in my mouth, it's always appreciated!

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    80. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    81. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    82. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it is a pretty logical argument.

      Let us say you have 100,000,000 cars, of which 100,000 are rich people's petrol guzzlers selling at above $55k, and 99,900,000 are small to medium cheap cars that the people in the market for under $35k. Let's say a guzzler uses 12l gas/100km and a cheap car uses 7l gas/100km. The conversion factor for gasoline to CO2 is about 2kg CO2/l.

      The question is, what will have larger effect on the environment, replacing 100,000 (100%) of guzzlers, or replacing 1,000,000 cheap cars (1% of the total fleet)?

      Let's say all drive a round 100km/day. Then the CO2 output of the 100k guzzler fleet is 12*2*100000 kg or 2.4m tons. The CO2 output of the 1m cheap car fleet is 14m tons. The CO2 output of the 100m cars is, of course 1400m tons.

      Quite obviously replacing all the expensive guzzlers with electric versions will have a minuscule effect compared to the replacement of even a small portion of the cheap fleet.

      Hence, gearing your business to target the high end market isn't really helpful to the environmental cause.

      Of course, all of the above assumes that the electricity is magically clean.

    83. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norway is nothing like the rest of Western Europe. Its population is not 1% of that of Europe, and its economy is propped by oil and gas. Before the oil shock and the oil revenues, Norway was a fucking backwater with economy based on whaling, fishing and timber and other resource exports.

      Its "development" began with the redistribution of oil and gas money. Giving Norway as an example of a "European" country is about as pointless as giving Gibraltar, Liechtenstein or, at the other end, Kosovo.

    84. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      And yet none of that supports your assertion that "Expensive items are not green because normal people cannot afford them". But way to double-down on stupid.

    85. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by mlyle · · Score: 1

      > As Tesla has repeatedly pointed out, a profitable company does not need equity rounds

      This is false. If you want to grow, you need capital. If you want to grow quickly, you need a lot of capital: more capital than can be generated from operations, and borrowing against capital equipment and receivables only provides very limited leverage. Also, by using purely debt for leverage, with limited cash balance-- there's a massive exposure to any small downtick in the business.

      If TSLA does indeed reach sustained profitability, they still need massive increases in scale to justify their valuation: 20% CAGR or more sustained for the next decade; this will take significant capital.

      Profitability is nice, in that it gives you choices in how to proceed and this is option value. But profitability does not, in itself, escape the need for equity raises.

    86. Re: Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Shalhav · · Score: 1

      For the sake argument let's give an example with more precise language about what he was getting at. No childish "you're stupid", "No, you're stupid."

      Cheap item:
      - costs $10K
      - a million people are willing to buy it
      - it produces 5% less pollution
      - net reduction of pollution: 1000000 * .05 = 50000

      Expensive item
      - costs $50K
      - 10000 people are willing to buy it
      - It produces 50% less pollution
      - net reduction of pollution 10000 * .5 = 5000

      If you wish to challenge his argument, challenge his assumptions or his logic.

    87. Re:Musk hasn't "changed his mind" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norway is the Saudi Arabia of the European continent. Without the oil and gas, Norway would be a shithole like Albania. As it was before the mid 1960s.

  13. Super genius by spinitch · · Score: 1

    Suspect Also confirmed with lawyers who will supervise tweets among other public assertions going forward.

  14. More accurate title should be by phalse+phace · · Score: 0

    Tesla To Stay Public. Tesla Didn't Have Funds Secured And Couldn't Get Funds. Musk Lied.

  15. Of course Elon Musk is a fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only one reason for this shishow - funding not secured.

  16. Very little respect by glowworm · · Score: 1

    Musk is addled by Ambien. The drug's side effects are clearly showing. He is irrational and eratic and has been for a while now.

    There was a time I respected him, he completely lost that respect when he attacked one of the brave cave divers in Thailand, his stock manipulations with this private/no private business just add to this dislike.

    It's time the Telsa board hand him his golden flamethrower, show him to the door with his belongings in carboard boxes, and under the leadership of a professional, do good things without Musk at the helm.

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    1. Re:Very little respect by Rei · · Score: 1, Troll

      when he attacked one of the brave cave divers in Thailand

      1) Vern Unsworth was - despite a huge amount of bad reporting - not one of the rescuers. He's the guy who reported the initial information about the cave to the rescue team, as he lives nearby and had spent a lot of time exploring it.

      2) Musk's comments - while inappropriate - didn't come in a vacuum. They came after Unsworth got on international television and told Musk to shove the submarine up his arse. The submarine that had been requested by Rick Stanton, the dive co-lead, down to the specific specifications for it, with encouragement to keep working on it right up to the last day.

      3) Even after Musk publicly apologized to Unsworth, Unsworth's mother did an interview where she called for Musk to be shot. Lovely family, really. (I guarantee you, there's far more people out there who have the hatred of Musk and the means to kill him if they wanted than people who even know that Vern Unsworth exists).

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    2. Re: Very little respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The submarine that had been requested by Rick Stanton, the dive co-lead, down to the specific specifications for it

      Enough lying, Rei, there was no "request" and no "specific specifications", there was a self-aggrandizing attempt by the attention whore to do a PR stunt and a "yeah, whatever" email by a polite busy person.

      When Elron Musk was called out on his bullshit, he went ballistic because he's so full of himself he, like you, doesn't know when to shut up.

    3. Re:Very little respect by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Total bullshit. There was no request from the rescue team for Musk's sub. It was just an ego thing. You are a liar, Rei. Even you will realize your drugged God is nothing but a narcissist conman.

    4. Re: Very little respect by Rei · · Score: 1
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    5. Re: Very little respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please provide evidence for the claims you've made so far. In particular that the Elon's submarine was

      1. requested by Rick Stanton, the dive co-lead and that there were
      2. specific specifications for it

      Where is the initial request of Stanton, and where are the specific specifications.

      I don't see any of these in the exchange you provide.

    6. Re: Very little respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 has never been proven. Musk is the only person to claim Rick asked him for it, and Rick has not agreed with it. Musk released a redacted email trail that excludes who asked who, and frankly has little credibility.

    7. Re: Very little respect by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
      No, no, no, you don't understand! It was a request IN PERSON because after all, Musk claimed he was there in the cave, rescuing the boys himself! After all, he stated

      Never saw this British expat guy who lives in Thailand (sus) at any point when we were in the caves.

      He was there! Unless he's so delusional he believes he can use the "royal we" in writing?

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    8. Re: Very little respect by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Lets hope he wasn't there, if his perception of Thailand is that you only go there to fuck children.

      It's not a healthy worldview and does make me wonder why that's his instinctive thought.

    9. Re:Very little respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've researched and can find no lie on the part of Rei. You, on the other hand, seem to have an axe to grind against anything Tesla, thus I've down-modded you as the troll you are.

    10. Re: Very little respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rei, you forgot to post:

      1. The evidence that the diver team asked Musk
      2. The specific specifications

      You're desperate.

  17. He wanted to take it private to avoid shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why is he listening to shareholders if the very reason he wanted to take the company private was to avoid having to deal with shareholders? It clearly makes no sense and it's apparent that he didn't have the funding to take it private.

    Action needs to be taken here. You can't have CEOs making random untrue statements that would greatly influence the share price and then lying to cover up the fact that the statement was patently false.

  18. Re: Tesla is a good investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You should have sold at 320. Tesla is a liability even at $4.20. And the free ride is gone, the competition both at the top and at the bottom has come and is better.

  19. Wut? by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    You should have sold at 320. Tesla is a liability even at $4.20. And the free ride is gone, the competition both at the top and at the bottom has come and is better.

    As you wrote that, Tesla had closed at $322.

    Pray, why do you think that selling at $320 would have been a good idea?

    1. Re: Wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In after hours trading it's heading down again. Crowing about $2 on a stock this volatile is silly.

    2. Re: Wut? by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 2

      Probably, considering the announcement, because the actual announcement is "No buyers, dilution secured."

      We'll see how the stock fares over the next few weeks.

    3. Re: Wut? by Rei · · Score: 2

      Here's to hoping it drops below 300. I've got a buy order in place :)

      One thing I love about TSLA is the guaranteed volatility. People freak out about short-term news, and then forget all about it, then freak out about the next thing, then forget about it. You look at a graph of the stock, all of the spikes and plunges, and you have to struggle to remember what exactly it was that the market was freaking out about on any given low and why it didn't matter just weeks later.

      As a long, you can always trust that no matter how good the news, the shorts will find some way to spin it as not actually being good news. There will always be another low to for you to buy low, so go ahead and sell high :) This might change after the Q4 report... I really doubt the Q3 report alone will do it, though. They'll just spin the profit as a "one-time thing" and then go back to your regularly scheduled doomsaying.

      BTW, you guys should really diversify your arguments. Here's a tool that may help.

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    4. Re: Wut? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Anybody long does not want it to drop below $300 anytime soon, it would be a bad sign that they would not likely hit the Feb convertible strike price of $360 and need to part with $990M in cash.

      It appears obvious now that no funding was ever secured. A nice excuse by Musk, but what else is he gonna say.

    5. Re: Wut? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You are even more irrational than Musk. Why would you wait for it to drop below 300 to buy? It is going to go to 4,000 right? I mean the Q3 report is going to show profits and the stock is going to go up 300%! Why would you wait for it to drop below 300, it may never get there. But don't listen to me. I must be a "short". I have questioned the holy God Musk.

    6. Re: Wut? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Anybody long does not want it to drop below $300 anytime soon, it would be a bad sign that they would not likely hit the Feb convertible strike price of $360 and need to part with $990M in cash.

      Apparently you think that we're currently in late January?

      Tesla will have had two profitable quarters by the time that the convertible notes are due.

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    7. Re: Wut? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Tesla has already claimed they will have two profitable quarters, that expectation priced into the stock already. If they miss on targets, stock will go down. If profitability does not appear strong enough and/or sustainable stock price will go down. Furthermore, if the stock market in general takes a dive, Tesla stock will along with it.

      Musk has missed targets in the past. If you don't see how that risk has increased with the lowering of stock price, you are blind

    8. Re: Wut? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I thought you keep saying that Tesla already makes a profit, and you crow about their 25% profit margin. Why wait until Q3?

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    9. Re: Wut? by Rei · · Score: 2

      They were already at positive margins in Q2 without any AWD and P (heavy profit margins) in the mix. Now they're 50% of the mix. Deliveries this quarter will be three times what they were in Q2. It's not difficult math. Combine it with the restructuring in Q2 that added costs in Q2 (such as severance) to save money from Q3 onward, the cars stockpiled in Q2 (to avoid hitting the 200k limit) that have been delivered in Q3, and of course the continuing increases in production rate (reduces depreciation and labour per vehicle) and margins (reduced scrap, reduced rework with time**)... again, it's really obvious to see where they're headed.

      ** It's funny when shorts complain about Tesla's rate of scrap and rework without realizing that they're laying out a solid case for Model 3 having massive margins as the production process continues to get refined over the coming quarters. If they're already having slightly positive margins with such "high" scrap / rework rates, what exactly do you think happens to the margins when scrap / rework rates are low?

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    10. Re: Wut? by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      If the math isn't difficult, please tell me what annual profits will be, or even just 3rd or 4th quarter profits? In dollars or percentage will be fine.

    11. Re: Wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the price today and tell me who was wrong. You're both smug and stupid.

      A Tesla shill.

    12. Re: Wut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got your wish, Rei. Are you buying?

  20. Re: He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehol by reanjr · · Score: 1

    Musk is fine with shareholders. What he has a problem with is short sellers betting against the company.

  21. Re: He wanted to take it private to avoid shareho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    L. Ron Musk is fine with shareholders who gobble up the Xenu and emeter talk, those that ask questions about Tesla's dismal performance are dissed as "shorts" or "boring". Kind of how Elron treats the "workforce".

  22. Re:He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehold by F.Ultra · · Score: 1

    Because he does not control enough votes, share holders will have to vote for the buyout to be accepted.

  23. Musk is sometimes an idiot by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Flinging off-the-cuff ideas onto a public forum is pretty much fine for your average person. At worst, they may embarrass themselves. For an officer of a company, this is at best irresponsible, and at worst criminal.

    Musk is already facing lawsuits due to his tweets. Now that he is apparently not taking Tesla private, he may be really screwed. He never did due diligence, he never did have the funding ("compliance issues"), so his tweets look even more deliberately manipulative.

    At best, it is likely that he (or Tesla) will have to pay some substantial judgments to make those lawsuits go away. At worst, he personally could very well be facing criminal prosecution and jail time. Stupid, stupid mistake.

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  24. Re:Tesla is a good investment by polar+red · · Score: 1

    It all boils down to one thing: a black-box extrapolation of Tesla's existing capital and burn rate indicates that they will need additional funding.

    Does that take into account 5000-6000 model 3's being sold per week? as opposed to 2000-3000 per week in Q2 ? that difference means 3000*40000 = 120m$ per week cash flow, half a billion per month... And I am sure the burn rate is a lot lower now that the production is up to speed.

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  25. A pathetic charade by DrXym · · Score: 1
    He tweeted about going private to fuck with people shorting his stock and it instantly blew up in his face. Lawsuits, SEC investigation and more shorting off the back of those things.

    Then we got a half assed going private announcement and now the subsequent "nah we're cool the way we are" announcement. It's all damage limitation.

    Musk had better learn to keep his mouth shut, or at least run tweets past the corporate lawyer or he'll end up being forced out of his own company.

  26. Riiiight... by BoFo · · Score: 1

    Musk will be pursuing taking Tesla private on the down-low. Oligarchs don't listen to shareholders, so the next time his stock get shorted, Musk will be ready.

  27. Re: Tesla is a good investment by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 0

    Tesla is a liability even at $4.20

    I tell you what - sell some puts at $4.20 and I'll buy them. What do you want the close date to be?

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  28. Re:He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehold by Rei · · Score: 1

    The plan was to go private with around 3/4ths of the current shareholders, thus capping the cost and minimizing how much of a controlling stake the Saudis would have gotten. Institutional investors control most of Tesla's stock. If there's no buy-in from the institutional investors, such a plan is impossible. Musk only owns about a fifth of Tesla; he can propose whatever he wants, in association with whoever he wants, but that doesn't mean it's going to happen.

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  29. Love bad news flooding out randomly for Tesla by Daralantan · · Score: 1

    I like how a day or so ago most everyone said everything pointed to Tesla not going private... and suddenly stories start popping up like: "Unnamed Tesla employee reports how terrible the factory is" "Unnamed female Tesla employee tells of sexism in company" etc etc etc.

  30. Re:Tesla is a good investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . And I am sure the burn rate is a lot lower now that the production is up to speed.

    Are you accounting for the abysmal first pass yield of 14% (https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-hit-model-3-target-by-reworking-thousands-of-cars-2018-8), which requires additional work on upwards of 85% of what is coming off the "ramped-up" production lines?

    Are you accounting for the ever-increasing amount of cars waiting for service around the Tesla Jijafucktory?

    Are you accounting for the provisions Tesla will have to make for the incoming settlements?

    Are you accounting for the cancelled reservations once the customer service and afterservice horror stories overcome the Reality Distortion Field?

    Have you seen what a magnificent liability is Tesla's "advanced" software system? https://twitter.com/atomicthum...

    Methinks you're not accounting for a bunch of incoming expenses that will again decimate whatever sales increase Tesla can show.

  31. (f)elon Musk will be in jail soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of Amerika's ponzi artists are going to fail when China makes their currency move. Y'all is fukt!

  32. Re: Meaty or salty cock taste in your mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is it cocksucker??

  33. Re: Tesla is a good investment by Junta · · Score: 1

    Of course, there are more than two choices, invest to win if it goges up, invest to win if it goes down, or seeing that the company is too volatile to know if it is going to go up *or* down reliably to bother.

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  34. Convinced? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    I wonder what that series of meetings was like...Large Investor A asks him to keep the gravy train rolling in exchange for positive coverage by their investment bankers?

    One thing I wonder about how this time period in history will be viewed is what role Twitter and other social media played overall. It's one thing to say you're privatizing your company to another CEO golf buddy, but a whole other one to tell the world and have investors freak out. Same thing with the President -- we've never had a direct line plugged into people's brains like this before that lets them fire off random thoughts.

    Also, why is Musk such a crazy micromanager? I've worked for large companies my whole career and CEOs there do nothing but get hauled around in corporate aircraft and vehicles, golf, give the occasional speech or conference call, attend board meetings for the other companies they're on the boards of, etc. They've delegated everything to subordinates...not Elon Musk!

  35. Re:Tesla is a good investment by Junta · · Score: 1

    For the first pass yield, I'm actually a bit unsure. When I buy a new car, there's a decent chance that some minor thing isn't right, and the dealer does a quick fix. It may be that first-pass quality standard could be different, as the traditional car makers are accustomed to purchasers not noticing or at worst the dealer can take care of little issues pre sales. Tesla *claims* the problems are minor and sound like the sort of stuff I've seen in cars on the lot from other vendors. In other words, that metric *might* have some more nuance behind it. It might be a higher standard or it might highlight one of the challenges of not having a dealer network.

    Other than that, I see demand crashing after the pent up demand is done and I'm not particularly bullish on them. I want to like the futurist sensibilities, but there's a consistent history of making claims that don't pan out in practice.

    Of course, maybe I'd be a bit more positive if they actually competently replied to the first-pass yield concern with a fleshed out reply. My guess not being outright said by Tesla suggests I'm wrong, but I still wonder if it is the case.

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  36. Re:He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was no Saudi money. They have PUBLICLY announced they are going a different way with the new EV startup. And yes Musk can PUBLICLY PROPOSE whatever he wants, but he cannot PUBLICLY say things like FUNDING SECURED. He is the CEO of a PUBLIC company and there are constraints on what he can say. Musk is going to spend millions defending himself from the late night ambien tweet. Next we will find out he has a kid with the help like Trump. Musk is his left twin.

  37. Re:He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehold by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

    Actually, there was no such plan, and there was no agreement from anyone to provide the funding for it. Even the board didn't know why Musk shot out that tweet, and scrambled to come up with a way to stuff it under the carpet.

    From the facts that are known this much is certain:

    1. There was no agreed price
    2. There were no concrete offers for funding
    3. There were no committed funds
    4. The board wasn't aware of Musk's intention to drop a public announcement
    5. No formal legal or financial analysis was done, or any semblance of a due diligence process
    6. The announcement was done under the influence of a drug or a combination
    7. The motivation of Musk was clear - he announced himself it was done to make the "shorts" suffer

    In other words, this "Tesla going private" "plan" was just, well, let's be kind here, an irresponsible act of a stressed out manager. To pretend it had some basis in reality is ridiculous.

  38. Re: He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehol by sphealey · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't do short selling myself, but it is a natural feature of the way joint-stock corporations and open markets for the shares thereof work. If you "have a problem with short seller" you should not take your firm public.

  39. Re:He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehold by sphealey · · Score: 1

    The SEC has a name for a privately held corporation with 4000 shareholders that trade their shares: a public corporation. That's why Microsoft had to go public in a hurry and to its majority stockholders disadvantage back in 1986: too many people were trying to trade their private shares.

  40. Re: Meaty or salty cock taste in your mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aww, did someone get their wittle feeling hurt?

  41. Translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Investors made it clear that if I don't keep my mental illness in check, they will pull all my funding.' The flipside: those investors don't care if everything Tesla conceives of is vapor so long as the profit machine keeps churning.

  42. Re:Tesla is a good investment by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    COGM and SG&A produces a loss of every car built. That's before any interest, R&D, etc. SG&A (sales and administrative costs related to sales) have been a consistent 20% of revenue. It doesn't scale like you say. If you look at the last 4 quarters, you'll find it consistently 20%, and as model 3 sales went from 0 to 5000 per week, their losses per car were amazingly consistent.

    Additionally, your math is wrong. You are assuming they will make $40K per car they build; right now, on a COGM and SG&A basis, they lose $3200 per car. Unless they somehow magically slash SG&A in half (which they never have done, it's been consistently 18% to 22% of revenue over the last 5 years), the extra production means a loss - before R&D, interest, and all other expenses - of $9,600,000 per week.

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  43. Re:He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehold by Rei · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the other trolling posts, and only responding to this non-trolling post :) You're absolutely correct (and there's also accredited investor restrictions). However, there are a number of ways to work around this to varying degrees, such as funds being among the owners of a private corporation (although there may be limits to how much of the fund can be comprised of one company), unlisted public companies owning a stake of a private corporation, etc.

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  44. Re:He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehold by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    So - funding NOT secured?

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  45. Musk or board members will resign from Tesla by fozzy1015 · · Score: 1

    One or the other is going to happen and I believe it's going to be the former. Securities fraud charges are coming to Musk and he's going to "take a leave of absence" even though the press release makes it seem like the board is behind him. Musk wanted to keep this "going private" charade alive but the board finally grew a pair and made him it shut it down.

  46. Re:Tesla is a good investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the way, that $4000 estimate was Cathy Wood talking about a completely new industry: transportation on demand. She proposes a fleet of automated vehicles which could be summoned on demand (in a heavily populated area, such as a big city) when needed to take you someplace. She speculates that Tesla is uniquely positioned to create and dominate that industry, and if it happens their stock would be worth $4000 per share.

    It's not a new industry. It's not an industry at all. This is reminiscent of Adam Jonas's (of Morgan Stanley) bullshit about Tesla Mobility and saying it's worth an extra $40B in market cap. That was bullshit a year and a half ago just as it is now, except now it's Wood talking up her book with an even more audacious multiple. Tesla is last in autonomous driving tech. Being able to summon an autonomous car without a human overseer or in a geo fenced area is at least a couple decades away.

    The only Tesla Mobility that has come to fruition over the last couple years have been the steady stream of executives and other employees leaving Tesla. As well as the steady sale of shares to retail bag holders(i.e. you) by T. Rowe and Fidelity. Have you ever bothered to look at what their Form 144s have shown?

    Apologies that you're not as aware of reality as a 6 year old.

  47. Haha! by fozzy1015 · · Score: 1

    Apparently his August 7th tweet needed rework - just like his cars! Like a Starbucks bathroom, it's just better that Tesla stays public.

  48. Kapitalization! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Komrade Drinkfuck. English is capitalized, you MUSKovite asshole.
    Nobody asked for your MUSKali opinions. Take the day off, buy some lipstick, and kiss Musk's ass.

  49. Short sellers aren't investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Short sellers aren't investors, so they have no standing.

  50. If I was an investor by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    I would encourage Musk to delete his Twitter account. Or at least arrange it so that anything he posts to it doesn't go live for 24 hours, and ideally not until it has been vetted by an attorney.

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    1. Re:If I was an investor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would encourage musk to buy a gun and shoot himself in the head.

    2. Re:If I was an investor by uncqual · · Score: 1

      I suspect the board may demand that he effectively do that. Although probably not deleted -- just control relinquished. Perhaps he doesn't have the password and needs to forward things to tweet to a few people with attention spans, civility, and social filters more appropriate to an executive of a sizeable company than to a two year old in nursery school. If one of these these trusted people from every one of his ventures (SpaceX, Tesla, Boring, ???) approve, it gets sent it under Musk's account.

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  51. Re: He wanted to take it private to avoid sharehol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elon, please quote the relevant SEC codes that refer to the ridiculous options you just made up out of thin air.

  52. Own it Musk - Stop deflecting. by uncqual · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting how Pedo Musk (if he can attribute that to someone without a shred of evidence, so can I -- and the fact that he thought to do suggests to me that maybe "pedo" is on his mind a lot, perhaps because he's worried if his laptop disks are properly encrypted?) worded part of this:

    I knew the process of going private would be challenging, but it's clear that it would be even more time-consuming and distracting than initially anticipated.

    By saying "I knew" he's taking credit for the fact that he was so smart as to know it would be challenging (which was actually obvious to analysts who published articles within an hour of his tweet). But when it comes to discovering that it was more challenging than he anticipated, he disowns that (it just now "clear").

    He won't take responsibility here (as he rarely does). If he took responsibility for his FU, he would have shown ownership by writing:

    I knew the process of going private would be challenging, but it's clear that it would be even more time-consuming and distracting than I initially anticipated.

    It appears he had not discussed the concept with the board in any detail or as anymore than an abstract thought before his surprise announcement - so it was HE who failed to correctly anticipate the difficulty, not some amorphous unknown entity.

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  53. Poor Elon is waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop posting and come to bed. Elon is waiting for his passionate ass kiss.