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Actuarial Science Ranked As Most Valuable College Major (bloomberg.com)

According to a new report from Bankrate, actuarial science, the formal term for the study of insurance, was ranked the most valuable college major.

"The actuarial science profession is interesting because students don't need advanced degrees to gain livable wages, but instead are certified through a series of exams overseen by the industry's professional organizations," said Bankrate.com analyst Adrian Garcia in an interview. "Students typically pass one to two of these exams while in school and then go on and complete others while working, earning raises and bonuses as they pass." Bloomberg reports: Actuarial science majors earn an average annual salary of $108,658 and have a better-than-average unemployment rate at 2.3 percent. And at a time when student debt is at a record high, these graduates are less likely to incur the added expense of additional schooling and delayed earning potential. Less than 1 in 4 graduates pursue advanced degrees. The study ranked 162 majors with labor forces of at least 15,000 people based on average annual income, employment status and whether those graduates went on to pursue a higher degree within 12 months. Income accounted for 70 percent of the weighted ranking, unemployment for 20 percent and 10 percent was awarded to career paths that did not demand additional education. The data was derived from the U.S. Census Bureau's 2016 American Community Survey.

216 comments

  1. Insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Insurance cunts scamming of the top again.

    1. Re:Insurance by Methadras · · Score: 1

      Well, don't buy insurance and you won't get cunted.

  2. Han Solo by burtosis · · Score: 5, Funny

    He can't stand actuarial studies, he keeps saying "never tell me the odds".

    1. Re:Han Solo by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 4, Funny

      Imagine the money C3PO could have made if he didn't get roped into saving the galaxy like a sucker...

    2. Re:Han Solo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By being a clown? I don't think clowns make that much.

    3. Re:Han Solo by i.r.id10t · · Score: 3, Funny

      "In the fragile reality of Discworld, and with the gods who like to play games, a million-to-one chance succeeds nine times out of ten.

      Traditionally, one has to say "it's a million-to-one chance, but it might just work!" to invoke this rule. It also has to be exactly a million to one - none of this fiddly "995,351 to 1" business, or whatever other number you might end up with. So while the list of things that people have accomplished with million to one chances is quite impressive, the list of things they have failed to accomplish with odds a few percentage points off in either direction is probably a lot longer and involves a lot more fatalities.

      The deity of the Million-to-one chance (and all the other ones as well) is The Lady. Just... don't invoke her directly. "

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    4. Re:Han Solo by SpaceBoyToy · · Score: 1

      May the odds be ever in your favor.

  3. Aww... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read that as "actual science ranked most valuable college majors". I was prepared to see a few gender studies majors throw a hissy fit.

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    1. Re:Aww... by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So you were prepared for an imagined reaction that you imagine because of perceived stereotypes that people imagine to be the case?

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    2. Re:Aww... by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Troll

      It's more an extrapolation from experience.

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    3. Re:Aww... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more that they misread the title which led to imagining a reaction currently plausible due to a prevalent phase of almost satirical mock outrage from people with boundless free time arising from tertiary qualifications with no market value and apparently no tangible application.

    4. Re:Aww... by invalid_user · · Score: 2

      Aha! But there is no objective reality. Everything is a social construct. It's all in your mind. (Gotcha)

    5. Re:Aww... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, no, it's all a social construct of the white male patriarchy.

    6. Re: Aww... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your conclusion is setting though your days is right. True, there aren't many gender studies majors screaming, but every single one is constantly screaming.

    7. Re:Aww... by nealric · · Score: 1

      Really? How many gender studies majors do you know? I went to a hippy dippy liberal arts college and there were only a handful there. None of them that I did talk to had any expectations that it would lead to a remunerative career.

    8. Re:Aww... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every gender studies major I know currently makes over $500k a year and literally save the lives of at risk people every day. There are doctors and scientists alive today that wouldn't be if it weren't for those therapists.

    9. Re:Aww... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Yep. Hell, twenty-some years ago, I was dating my chemistry lab partner. She took a senior elective on “Women in Science”, taught by the women’s studies faculty. She said it was a joke, making a huge deal out of relative nobodies as though they were all Marie Curie.

    10. Re:Aww... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And every single one of them is named Albert Einstein.

    11. Re:Aww... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The difference is maybe mostly that I'm joking. They take that stuff serious.

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    12. Re:Aww... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      It's par for the course here that calling out obvious bullshit gets you modded down by the "OMG SJW EVERYBODY PANIC" crowd.

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    13. Re:Aww... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      According to Marx it was offside.

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    14. Re: Aww... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And when they scream, boy do they scream!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      When I say "boy", of course I mean young (or self-identifying as such) person of whatever gender, orientation, colour, flavour, species or planet of origin they wish.

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    15. Re:Aww... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Not much really new here.

      Actuary was the #1 paying college major 40 years ago.

    16. Re:Aww... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I meant #1 paying profession.

      I don't know whether there is an actual "actuary degree" these days.

    17. Re:Aww... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Most actuaries are also certified accountants (although not necessarily CPA).

  4. Useless for the advancement of humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Useless for making the lives of humanity happier, since it also does nothing to prevent harm. Merely the profession of paying the parents of the child who fell into the well and died.

    Only useful, if you consider making money... not even earning it ... for the sake of making money, to be useful. (It is not. It is circular reasoning. You still need an actual goal.)
    Aside from the fact, that it is all about making *profit*. Aka taking more money than you gave back. Which somebody else will lack then; harming his life. Conveniently without having to call it stealing.

    But maybe I'm just a nasty social person, who wants to treat people fairly, give back as much as I took, and pursue the apparently not valuable goal of improving everyone's life and getting off this rock some day... How "unamerican" and "unchristian" of me!

    1. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It does prevent harm. They sell a product which reduces the risk its purchaser is taking, the risk of ruin. Ruin causes harm.

    2. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Insurances more and more reward stupidity. And I still think stupidity should be punished, as it was before, well, insurances.

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    3. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by Paul+Carver · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Feel free to put together your own report ranking college degrees in order of "making the lives of humanity happier" but that's simply not the ranking order used by this report.

      The vast majority of insurance is voluntary and that's a good thing. All insurance is fundamentally gambling but there are definitely cases where a high probability or certainty of a known cost is better than a low probability of a potentially much higher cost. This is mostly true when the higher cost is devastating or entirely out of reach.

      Actuaries are simply gamblers who are smart enough to accurately calculate the odds. If you can find a sucker to bet against, by all means gamble with a sucker, but the actuary is more likely to stay in business long term.

      And if you don't want to gamble at all, you'll still have to contend with the uncertainty of the universe, but nobody is forcing you to lay cash on the "child fell down a well" scenario. However if you are doing stuff with a potential to cause serious harm (operating heavy machinery, practicing medecine, etc) you can expect to be forced to carry enough insurance to pay for your mistakes even if you swear that you'll never make a mistake. The rest of the world simply isn't willing to take your word on your own assessment of your own perfection.

    4. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by sugar+and+acid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      But the insurance industry does improve safety and prevent harm. It encourages programs, standards and good practice in those it insures in exchange for lower insurance rates. So hurricane resistant building designs will get lower premiums in hurricane prone areas. And they do this by accessing risk based on statistical evidence. It pushes best practice before bad things happen.

      I think much of the issues with say flood insurance propping up otherwise too risky flood prone communities, is that the insurance is government subsidised in flood prone areas. Which distorts the market pressure from increased insurance costs on flood prone areas, and instead encourage further building.

      Probably the clearest example I can think of is the setting up of the "underwriters laboratory" for what was originally fire safety standards and approval for fire safety in buildings and electrical safety, setup by the National Board of Fire Underwriters, now the American Insurance Association trade association. UL standards are everywhere, and ensure product safety over a wide range of products.

    5. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ruin causes harm? Where did you hear that?

    6. Re: Useless for the advancement of humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insurance has been around for a couple thousand years.

      Some of first written records of it were of merchants on China's Yangtze river who would offload the contents of their riverboats into a big pile and split up each merchant's contents amongst all the different boats going down the river so that if some of the boats sank no single merchant was wiped out.

    7. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by SharpFang · · Score: 2

      Sometimes it does prevent harm.

      In a lot of cases the insurance agent will give you advice how to reduce your premium by applying simple safety tips that will reduce your risk - and their risk to pay your claims.

      In rare cases the insurance agency will take it upon themselves to fund certain safety features in public space, just to reduce the value of claims they must pay due to lack of these features. And lobby the lawmakers to mandate safety features that will reduce their costs.

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    8. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by Richard+Dick+Head · · Score: 1

      Feel free to put together your own report ranking college degrees in order of "making the lives of humanity happier"

      CMDR DATA: Sensors have detected a crab in a bucket. Recommend we alter course before it attempts to board the ship and lecture us on the theories of Karl Marx

    9. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I am a bit surprised that traditional health insurance in the US doesn't bother with health prevention much and will often refuse to cover many procedures or treatments that can improve long term health. It's like their model is to fix things when the break rather than preventing the breakage. And the high deductibles that most plans have seems to just be a blatant way to not pay out any money for anything minor. On the other hand, I'm in Kaiser Permanente which takes a proactive stance on prevention while also being affordable.

    10. Re: Useless for the advancement of humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insurers don't want to spend money on services. If you could buy a pill for $10,000 which would take ten years to take effect, but then protect you from all chronic illnesses that didn't already suffer from, they would not cover it.
      Because you could then get the pill, and cancel your policy with them.

      It's the same thing as with eyeglasses vs laser surgery. If they pay for the surgery, you don't need them for glasses anymore and will cancel the vision insurance, which is really just used for getting new glasses.

      The whole monopoly on eyeglasses on the US just inflates and conflates the issues there though.

    11. Re:Useless for the advancement of humanity by Reziac · · Score: 1

      .... and pull us all back into the crab bucket.

      OT: You wouldn't happen to be the Richard "Dick" Head who I used to know from LOSCON?

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  5. Lemmings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will immediately flock to this profession thus increasing supply tenfold.

    Objective achieved.

    1. Re:Lemmings by invalid_user · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Already happened for about 10 years. But
      1. Not all lemmings could handle the math
      2. Not all schools want to admit all the lemmings
      3. Like accountants, lawyers and doctors, the field is well-protected through the certifying organizations.

    2. Re:Lemmings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard a large part is also that it's got a burn out rate that's mind boggling. Apparently spending your entire day figuring out how likely someone is to die is quite difficult to handle emotionally.

    3. Re:Lemmings by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      I thought there were too many lawyers, especially in specific fields? https://www.usatoday.com/story...

    4. Re: Lemmings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a well known fact that the best actuaries deal with this by taking it out of the realm of statistics and making it a personally controlled outcome. One documentary from a couple years ago was pretty splashy actually, The Accountant.

    5. Re:Lemmings by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I knew one once. What got him down was the fact that it was mind numbingly tedious.

      I am rather surprised that most of it hasn't been automated away, though. Isn't this the kind of shit that ML is supposed to excel at. Please forgive the pun.

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  6. For some reason it's really popular by TomBauserman · · Score: 2

    At the high school I work at, there's at least 3 kids that are like "I want to be an actuary". I guess because it's an easily accessible field for math nerds.

    1. Re:For some reason it's really popular by TigerTime · · Score: 1

      That's good that it's becoming more widely known. However, it's hell becoming certified through all the post-graduate tests and becoming an official Actuary who can sign off on things.

    2. Re:For some reason it's really popular by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      At the high school I work at, there's at least 3 kids that are like "I want to be an actuary"

      That's like saying "I want to be an acconutant when I grow up", except for people who find accountancy too stimulating.

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    3. Re: For some reason it's really popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that misspelling I was REALLY hoping for a coconut pun. So much so that I will invent my own for others now....
      I want to be an Acoconaut because some people rush into a burning building to save peoples lives but someone still has to climb the tree and get those coconuts down before they crack a skull on their own.

      Not great, but it shrieks of available options for sexual, racist and bit modified versions.

      After all.... ...there is no accounting for taste.

  7. it is also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first type of job that will go away once automation is a thing. Who need to speak with an insurance vendor when you can just have a machine do the same.

    1. Re:it is also by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 1

      Automation is already a thing. It has been making many jobs obsolete for many decades. Actuaries are still here.

    2. Re:it is also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Actuaries are still here.

      They are now. But human stock brokers are on the way out, mostly because there's a fucktonne of money to be made quickly with a good trading automaton. Pretty soon that'll be a tapped out market and they'll be coming for the actuaries.

    3. Re:it is also by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 1

      Automated trading has been around since at least the early 90s. These machines are managed by people, maintained by people and continually developed by people. So yes, it does allow this industry to get more done with fewer people and gets it done quicker, but it is not close to replacing them entirely.

    4. Re: it is also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing two very different jobs. Stock brokers don't manage risk -- they are financial intermediators (sales middlemen) -- actuaries crunch the numbers (and more importantly, derive meaning drom them) to ensure that an insurance company stays *solvent*. And no, big data/AI won't be taking their job any time soon for the same reason why a linear regression hasn't taken their job. You still need people around with the mathematical wherewithal to understand what's being spit out of the models.

    5. Re: it is also by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 1

      If a stock broker is allowing his clients to buy on margin, for example, then there is some risk to manage.

    6. Re: it is also by Hasaf · · Score: 1

      Brokers help their customers manage risk through several mechanism. One of the first, and best understood is diversification. Some risk can be managed by shorting similar, but lower value, companies or companies in the supply chain of a major investment. I don't short sell because I do not want to be in a position where I am wishing ill to befall another person, even if I don't know them.

      However, portfolio risk management is different than specific tangible asset risk management. For one thing, it is not regulated in the same way. The best example of this are Credit Default Swaps. While they acted as insurance products, they were not regulated as such. As you may recall, this allowed them to be purchased by people who were not expected to suffer loss and as such would not seek to be "made whole."

    7. Re: it is also by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      By holding long positions, you benefit from short position holders losing money.

      By your own standard, that's 'wishing ill to befall another person'.

      You can't participate in any zero sum games.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    8. Re: it is also by Hasaf · · Score: 1

      If no one goes short it has little impact on my long position. No one has to lose for my position to serve me well.

      By comparison, for a short to be profitable, real people, typically the people who have the least options available to them suffer (here I do not mean the financial device known as options, I mean choices available to an individual). I do understand your point, but I do not see long and short positions as being equally dependent on the loss to others.

    9. Re: it is also by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You can buy options. Not on all companies, but large publicly thickly traded companies, sure.

      You have to watch a few videos, take a test and have a non-trivial balance (a few thousand) with a broker.

      Not that complicated, unless you want them to be, but they are 'bet like', which is what's good about them IMHO. And bonus, for small 'bets', it's just you and the bookie (broker), who isn't hurting.

      Lots of investments are proxies for others taking hits. Owning Tesla means you bet (GM/Ford/Fiat/Mercedes/VW/Peugeot/Honda/Toyota) won't be able to execute on electric cars...I'm almost talking myself into it, but no, insane price. I digress.

      You're standard is hard to be a purist at. What about the poor people you bought the undervalued stock from? Even long term investors time markets.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    10. Re: it is also by Hasaf · · Score: 1

      The flaw in your reasoning is that I am not a "purist." Having limits does not mean that all is forbidden. Profit seeking does not mean that any profitable activity is to be engaged in. Positions are nuanced.

  8. a new report? was this false for a while? by Paul+Carver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I clearly remember my mom telling me this multiple times in the early 90s. I wonder if the Internet boom made this false for a while or if this "new" report is just stating that something that's been true for twenty-plus years is still true.

    My mom had no connection with the insurance industry, it was just commonly known career advice that if you were good at math then passing the series of actuarial exams was a sure route to a good paying job.

    1. Re:a new report? was this false for a while? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to school for math in the late 90's and focused on computer science. We had an act-sci department as well and even then during the height of the tech bubble, we knew it was the most lucrative area with computers being a somewhat distant second at the time. I was still in school during the dotcom meltdown, all of our prospects vanished overnight while act-sci was still thriving.

      I doubt there was any time when tech jobs were a better field. And career-wrise, tech has a very short career life while act-sci is job security for life. The kicker for me is we all had to take some act-sci courses in third year as a degree requirement and that was when I found out I liked better than CS and I was better at it than I was CS. But it was too late to change majors without basically restarting. I am long since out of the tech industry just because of my age, not a single one of my friends from school that I'm still in touch with still works in their field.

      It's funny because I have two daughters now, and I absolutely want to keep them out of anything tech or computer related as a career. There is such a push now for girls in engineering, girls in computers, and I think it's the worst thing for anyone, male or female. Yet I come off as sexist when I try to steer them away from tech.

    2. Re:a new report? was this false for a while? by evendiagram · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I also went to school for math. There was a cadre in my graduating class aiming to become actuaries and, more or less, all of them made it. Years later they had all the money they wanted but still casually mentioned suicide.

      Most valuable in terms of earnings? Maybe. Most valuable? Absolutely not.

    3. Re:a new report? was this false for a while? by mikael · · Score: 2

      It was like this back in the mid 1980's. I finished high school around then and on the day of a careers fair, around 99% of the student population wanted to do accountancy. Least number of teaching hours, highest starting salaries. The downside was that the actuarial profession maintained a fixed intake into the accountancy degree courses, so everyone was guaranteed a job.

      There's a pecking order between the different financial career paths; accountants vs actuaries. Actuaries come out at the top of the food chain because corporations decide their pension fund management based on the analysis made by the actuaries.

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    4. Re:a new report? was this false for a while? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      My daughter graduated with an economics degree, is trying to find a job since May.
      Her good friend who was an actuarial major came from the same economic tier as us, had a $100k+/yr job waiting for her since her sophomore year, bought a $180,000 home as a rental property about halfway through her senior year.

      Yeah, it's always been a thing.

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    5. Re:a new report? was this false for a while? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has pretty much been the case since the insurance industry (not the only employer, but...) has existed.

      Most people hate math so much, they don't even care to understand the term. I had a friend that lived the high life because his dad was the lead actuary at some carrier in Conneticut. At this friends 40th B-Day he still didn't know what his dad did, knew the title, not what it was or how he afforded such a life.

      Back in 92 or so, we had this lady working at the life company I worked at being treated like women normally are. She rang in her 30 years (of not making shit), gave her 2 weeks notice, took a month, and came back billing $350/hr as an independent contractor. None of her friends congratulated her, they all wondered who she thought she was getting paid that much. THEY didn't even know what an actuary did. (In an investment life company, it is pretty much _the_ lifeblood of the company).

    6. Re: a new report? was this false for a while? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Economics is not a rigorous field. There are a couple of statistics classes, sure, but an econ majors required courses through graduation are not enough, math wise, to even declare a CS major at most major schools.
      Econometrics was the highest failed class in the degree and it wasn't anything more than i had had in highschool. Granted I went to a great (public!) school, but Econ is a joke vs real math/engineering.

      Actuary science is better described as applied math, swapping out some proofs and exotics (topology? Nope!) for more stats/analysis.

    7. Re:a new report? was this false for a while? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The downside was that the actuarial profession maintained a fixed intake into the accountancy degree courses

      Why would actuaries be able to limit entry to accountancy degrees? Utter twaddle. They both begin with "ac" and they're both to do with money. That's where the similarity ends.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  9. "Science" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This bullshit started with economic science. Yes, there is economic science and that is actual science, but it's not taught as science at all and this "actuarial science" is no different. Calling it that is just an excuse to turn what should be trades into college studies.

  10. And paying to get nothing, raises harm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your logic makes no sense. No risk is reduced by that "product". Hurricanes do not magically fear insured buldings.

    And generally, the whole point of that business seems to be, to have as many reasons to avoid paying for the damaged as possible, while deluding you in as many reasons to be afraid and believing they are your saviors as possible.

    All you do, is lose the amount of money to "insurers", that you are in fear and how much you are a pussy, and they tell you to fuck off when you want to claim money for what you thought you were insured for.

    Do I really need to repeat that it can not prevent anything?

    Even if it was about you personally acting more carefully ... which it is not, since its whole point is that there are things that are outside of your control ... You could also just be more careful without just handing them money out of fear.

    1. Re:And paying to get nothing, raises harm. by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 2

      Obviously their function is not to prevent hurricanes. Nobody has made this ridiculous claim. If you don't know what "risk of ruin" means then google it and perhaps you'll better understand the point of that industry. Not all businesses are large enough to cover all their risks with their own capital and it is not in their interests or the interests of society to see them disappear due to some disaster they cannot prevent.

    2. Re:And paying to get nothing, raises harm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >No risk is reduced by that "product". Hurricanes do not magically fear insured buldings.

      Perhaps you misunderstand SqueakyMouse's point: You reduce the risk of financial ruin stemming from a hurricane destroying your building. You do not reduce the rick of the hurricane destroying your building.

      So you're right, it doesn't prevent anything. It merely provides reimbursement when the statistically inevitable occurrence of the universe taking a giant shit on you comes to pass. It is to provide remedy and relief, not to coerce the allthing, which is the alleged realm of prayer.

  11. In part due to the affordable care act? by damn_registrars · · Score: 0

    Actuaries are frequently employed by insurance industries; they are responsible for the tables that set the rates. The Affordable Care Act gave a very powerful industry - the for-profit insurance industry - even more power by making us all their obligate consumers. Naturally in their quest to enure maximum profitability they would want to hire more actuaries so they could make more tables to justify screwing over more consumers.

    This is likely not a side-effect either, but rather an intended outcome of the original Heritage Foundation proposal.

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  12. Buggy Whip Science by mentil · · Score: 1

    If you start now, by the time you actually complete a degree, AI will have taken your job. If ever there's a white-collar job that software can replace, it's data analysis.

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    1. Re:Buggy Whip Science by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Uh huh. The funny thing is that all these jobs are STILL HERE, even though "AI" is here. I mean, just buy a Watson license from IBM and you can get rid of those pesky employees. Yeah right. It is almost like AI is complete BS or something.

    2. Re:Buggy Whip Science by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      If you start now, by the time you actually complete a degree, AI will have taken your job.

      I guess there are things that even an AI refuses to do, because it does not want to blunt its intellectual powers.

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    3. Re:Buggy Whip Science by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Insightful

      AIs are great if you have this degree. AIs are based heavily on mathematics and statistics. Acturial science is all about mathematics and statistics. Someone has to build these things, and the skills are transferable.

  13. Joke time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A math major, a computer scientist, and an accountant were asked how to add two plus two.

    The math major says that two is the successor of one which is the successor of zero, therefore 2+2 is the fourth successor of zero, therefore the answer is four.

    The computer scientist says that two is 2^0 or 10 in binary, and adding 10 to 10 is 100 in binary, which is equivalent to 4.

    The accountant, when asked how to add two and two became quiet, looked around and whispered "what would you like it to be?"

    1. Re:Joke time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which one got the job?

      The one with the biggest tits!

    2. Re:Joke time by anegg · · Score: 1

      The computer scientist says that two is 2^0 or 10 in binary, and adding 10 to 10 is 100 in binary, which is equivalent to 4.

      And your joke was going so well until you typed "two is 2^0" (which is the value 1 in both binary and decimal bases) instead of 2^1 (which is the value 2 in decimal and 10 in binary). Fifty lashes with the tape from a Turing Machine for you.

  14. Of course... by argStyopa · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ....such a major, and the high income that comes with it, requires a proficiency at math and the ACTUAL proof of ability in objective, rigorous testing...a somewhat higher standard than the plethora of other liberal arts majors like Gender Studies and Medieval Russian Literature which qualify one to be little more than a barista. (And not even that, really.)

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    -Styopa
    1. Re:Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail to understand the difference between education and job training.

      One of the many pitfalls of being uneducated, I suppose.

      Living with a chip on your shoulder is another, no doubt.

    2. Re:Of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Of the 1,895,000 bachelor's degrees conferred in 2014–15, the greatest numbers of degrees were conferred in the fields of business (364,000), health professions and related programs (216,000), social sciences and history (167,000), psychology (118,000), biological and biomedical sciences (110,000), engineering (98,000), visual and performing arts (96,000), and education (92,000). At the master's degree level, the greatest numbers of degrees were conferred in the fields of business (185,000), education (147,000), and health professions and related programs (103,000). At the doctor's degree level, the greatest numbers of degrees were conferred in the fields of health professions and related programs (71,000), legal professions and studies (40,300), education (11,800), engineering (10,200), biological and biomedical sciences (8,100), psychology (6,600), and physical sciences and science technologies (5,800).",
      https://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=37

      "WOMEN'S STUDIES
      TOTAL DEGREES
      AWARDED IN 2016
      2,677"

      I suspect the 0.141266490765171% of degrees in Gender Studies are irrelevant to anything and you are simply spreading misinformation and FUD to explain things you don't understand.
      PS: "AVERAGE WAGE $68,943", So likely these "Gender Studies" Majors are not going to get rich quickly, they'll be fine and you can quite worrying about them.

      I do anticipate that you'll come up with some new equally ignorant claim that is justified by your bigotry.

    3. Re:Of course... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      What's your point?
      Actuarial Degree = meaningful, skill-based, compensated.
      Women's Studies = meaningless, meaningless, not well rewarded (I'd expect the only reason they have a decent pay is because every university seems to need 1-4 such professors).

      Neither of those has ANYTHING to do with how many such degrees are awarded.

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      -Styopa
    4. Re:Of course... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      And you appear to not understand the difference between "meaningful" and "meaningless"?

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      -Styopa
  15. No Advanced Degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The actuarial science profession is interesting because students don't need advanced degrees to gain livable wages, but instead are certified through a series of exams overseen by the industry's professional organizations,"

    Sure, if you consider MSc in applied math with the actuarial studies on the side as not an advanced degree..Well, at least you don't have to do a PhD yet, right? Good thing that you only need masters to gain livable wages now. The rest of us just might want to go die somewhere else. ~x)

  16. Spreading cost by sjbe · · Score: 2

    The vast majority of insurance is voluntary and that's a good thing.

    Not when it comes to health insurance. Voluntary insurance should be for things that are voluntary. Everyone is going to need health care at some point and the best way to ensure the best care for the most people is to require everyone to pay into the pot and spread the cost. If you are a bit better off then congrats but you get to pay a bit more to help those who lack the means so we can minimize cost overall.

    Actuaries are simply gamblers who are smart enough to accurately calculate the odds.

    Actuaries aren't really analogous to gamblers since none of their own money is at stake typically. They are simply the ones calculating the odds for the insurance companies who are analogous to gamblers or more properly to bookmakers. However all these analogies are really somewhat flawed.

    1. Re: Spreading cost by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not when it comes to food insurance. Voluntary insurance should be for things that are voluntary. Everyone is going to need food at some point and the best way to ensure the best food for the most people is to require everyone to pay into the pot and spread the cost. If you are a bit better off then congrats but you get to pay a bit more to help those who lack the means so we can minimize cost overall.

      Not when it comes to housing insurance. Voluntary insurance should be for things that are voluntary. Everyone is going to need housing at some point and the best way to ensure the best houses for the most people is to require everyone to pay into the pot and spread the cost. If you are a bit better off then congrats but you get to pay a bit more to help those who lack the means so we can minimize cost overall.

      Not when it comes to clothing insurance. Voluntary insurance should be for things that are voluntary. Everyone is going to need clothing at some point and the best way to ensure the best clothes for the most people is to require everyone to pay into the pot and spread the cost. If you are a bit better off then congrats but you get to pay a bit more to help those who lack the means so we can minimize cost overall.

    2. Re: Spreading cost by billbaggins · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are some significant differences between your examples (food, housing, clothing) and healthcare. All three of yours are regular, usually predictable, and generally controllable expenses. I can choose whether to go for the cheaper or more expensive kinds, and when. I can even choose when to make a down payment on a house - an amount of money that would be catastrophic if that expense came up unexpectedly. Health expenses, can come up suddenly and offer me absolutely no choice at all about how, when, or where I incur them.

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      "The best argument against democracy is a five minute chat with the average voter."
      --Winston Churchill
    3. Re: Spreading cost by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Health expenses, can come up suddenly and offer me absolutely no choice at all about how, when, or where I incur them.

      Which is why you should have the option of buying insurance. Actual insurance, not the American subscription-healthcare model.

    4. Re: Spreading cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't know what you're getting at, but in case you are stupid and sarcastic:

      We have "food insurance." It's called food banks and other similar programs. You will probably not starve in the USA if you have no money but you may be eating slightly expired canned food. Guess what - everyone is required to pay for these programs. Some are independent charities too.

      We have "housing insurance" - it's called Section 8. There are issues with being underfunded, so that people who qualify don't get it, but the program is there. Guess what - everyone is required to pay for these programs.

      There are programs to give free and low-cost clothing to poor people but they are not insurance. Which leads me to think you are being stupid and sarcastic. https://frinkiac.com/caption/S08E03/149081

    5. Re:Spreading cost by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Mandatory auto insurance has also proven to be a good thing.

    6. Re: Spreading cost by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      Not when it comes to food insurance. Voluntary insurance should be for things that are voluntary. Everyone is going to need food at some point and the best way to ensure the best food for the most people is to require everyone to pay into the pot and spread the cost. If you are a bit better off then congrats but you get to pay a bit more to help those who lack the means so we can minimize cost overall.

      Not when it comes to housing insurance. Voluntary insurance should be for things that are voluntary. Everyone is going to need housing at some point and the best way to ensure the best houses for the most people is to require everyone to pay into the pot and spread the cost. If you are a bit better off then congrats but you get to pay a bit more to help those who lack the means so we can minimize cost overall.

      Not when it comes to clothing insurance. Voluntary insurance should be for things that are voluntary. Everyone is going to need clothing at some point and the best way to ensure the best clothes for the most people is to require everyone to pay into the pot and spread the cost. If you are a bit better off then congrats but you get to pay a bit more to help those who lack the means so we can minimize cost overall.

      Yeah, it sure does suck when you feel sudden and unpredictable hunger pangs and have a steak at your favorite restaurant only to get a bill for $43,000.

      Last month, I somehow tore a hole in the arm of one of my dress shirts. I went to a shop to buy a new one. I'm now homeless and living under a bridge due to the tailor sending my account to a collection agency over a bill I received in the mail two weeks later for $107,000.

      Do you see how your reductio ad absurdum argument makes you look like a callous asshole?

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      Houston TX, USA
    7. Re: Spreading cost by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      No, but I do see some improvements which we could make to your budgeting habits ...

    8. Re:Spreading cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it hasn't. It's just an other excuse for government's to track and tax my private proprty that I paid for myself.
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      cayenne8

    9. Re:Spreading cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Mostly, it just reduces the burdens on the courts, because companies sue and settle quickly and easily, whereas people are assholes, and would argue over every dime.

      My car is almost 20 years old. By year 15 or so, I'd paid more in insurance than I did to purchase the car (not counting repairs, maintenance, etc).

  17. Everyone needs health care by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Affordable Care Act gave a very powerful industry - the for-profit insurance industry - even more power by making us all their obligate consumers.

    As opposed to letting people suffer and die without insurance? We ALL are going to need health care and that means we all need insurance in some fashing. Only in the US are we too stupid and/or too uncaring to realize that we all have to share the financial burden. If you don't like for profit insurance companies reaping the benefits then you are de-facto arguing for single payer government health care. (unless you are an an asshole who thinks poor people don't deserve health care)

    You are an "obligate consumer" of health care whether you want to be or not. The sooner we get out of denial about this fact and share the cost the better off we all will be.

    1. Re: Everyone needs health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you may have hit the nail on the head. Actuarial mathematics helps to identify how you pool and share costs under conditions of uncertainty.

    2. Re:Everyone needs health care by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you are de-facto arguing for single payer government health care

      I have been arguing for single payer health care for decades, as a matter of fact. I wasn't necessarily trying to steer the discussion that way but I would prefer to see a sane single-payer system then the giant clusterfuck we currently have. The best insurance I've ever had in this country was from a state-run system, but the government gradually restricted it to fewer and fewer eligible people as time went on. If I could drop my current insurance and buy medicare instead I'd happily do so.

      Which I think probably answers your original question

      As opposed to letting people suffer and die without insurance?

      In that I just want the insurance industry to go away. It's been shown in simple dollars why we have the system we have, and it's not because it is in any way better. We have the system we have because the insurance industry owns Washington DC. They pad the pockets of politicians on both sides of the aisle to make sure they get what they want - they outspend the NRA and compete with the defense industry for top "honor" in terms of lobbying spending - and the Affordable Care Act was their collection on their investment.

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    3. Re:Everyone needs health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You want to know my problem with people like you? You think your way is the only way. I like to use insurance for catastrophic coverage only. You see, if I know it's something I'll definitely have to pay for, I'd rather save for it and pay for it directly. Eliminate the middle man, makes it cheaper. But there's people like you who think I'm wrong. You think you know better than I. You assume because you can't save for this sort of thing, nobody can, so insurance should be required to cover everything, and you lobby to make the type of insurance I prefer illegal, even though unlike you, I'm capable of planning ahead. And I throw this at you and all you'll be able to do is throw lies like "they don't cover anything". No, they don't cover what YOU want. But your ego is so fucking big, you're such an authoritarian that you'll lobby to outlaw my preferred insurance method. I now have to pay 5 times as much for an insurance policy that pays for shit that I know I'm going to have to pay for, but hey, it's important that I have to pay for a middle man because YOU can't plan ahead.

    4. Re:Everyone needs health care by Hasaf · · Score: 1

      As opposed to removing the profit element and following the path of most other rich OECD countries and providing better care at a significantly lower cost.

    5. Re:Everyone needs health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. Statists gonna state.

    6. Re:Everyone needs health care by sjbe · · Score: 1

      You want to know my problem with people like you?

      I don't recall asking so no.

      I like to use insurance for catastrophic coverage only.

      Good for you. I'm guessing you are relatively young and healthy. I did that too when I was younger. Let me know how that works out for you when you have a family to take care of or serious health conditions and not enough income. Maybe you are wealthy enough to get away with it but most people aren't.

      You see, if I know it's something I'll definitely have to pay for, I'd rather save for it and pay for it directly. Eliminate the middle man, makes it cheaper. But there's people like you who think I'm wrong.

      You're only looking at it from your own selfish perspective so yes you are wrong. First off a lot of health care services are ridiculously overpriced because there is nobody to keep a lid on prices. Health care is not a market where you can expect market competition to work in your favor. Second, if you eliminate the middle man it is NOT going to get cheaper because the health care provider has all the leverage. You aren't going to go price shopping while on the way to the ER and the hospitals know that. If you don't have an insurance company or government working on your behalf then you are going to get absolutely raped financially because you have no negotiating power. Your fantasy about "cutting out the middle man" shows utter ignorance of the market forces in play and how it would work out. (spoiler - not good for you)

    7. Re:Everyone needs health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent is not so wrong. Right now a bunch of little shit now costs three times as much because of all the paperwork involved. It's great for people who meet the criteria to be subsidized by the government. For the rest of us, it costs three times as much, at least. That's a whole lot of money.

      This is the death of the middle class. If you qualify as poverty you have all these things paid for you so you don't have to afford them. If you're rich, you can afford them, so no big deal. But for the middle class - we're being priced out of all this "necessary" stuff. It's terribly difficult to afford it. Can't go on trips anymore, can't barely pay the mortgage, driving cars that are 14 years old and falling apart.

      It hurts. What the fuck are we supposed to do?

    8. Re:Everyone needs health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume because you can't save for this sort of thing, nobody can

      That's a bit ass-backwards, no? I mean, aren't you assuming because you can save for this sort of thing, everyone can?

      It seems that GP was merely suggesting that most people aren't capable/willing to gain meaningful understanding of what benefits their health insurance policy affords them, and what benefits it doesn't. It's evident from the fact that the leading cause of bankruptcy is unforeseen healthcare expenses, even among the insured.

      I'd argue that society is better off protecting the overwhelming majority people from predatory insurers who seek to capitalize upon their ignorance, even if it comes at some cost to the small minority of people who actually understand actuarial science.

      Fundamentally, this isn't much different than someone arguing that there should be no speed limits, since a professional driver shouldn't be hamstrung by the idiocy of the masses.

    9. Re:Everyone needs health care by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      You don't understand the ACA, do you? There were a lot of people that had catastrophic insurance plans they were happy with. The ACA came along and told those people they weren't buying the right kind of insurance, and that they would need to pony up the cash for full-coverage plans because the government said so.

      Health insurance is not healthcare. The ACA did nothing to lower costs, create new medical schools, provide scholarships for people interested in medicine, etc. It was simply a way for the Federal government to take over yet another industry via regulatory capture.

    10. Re:Everyone needs health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see, if I know it's something I'll definitely have to pay for, I'd rather save for it and pay for it directly.

      This is called self-coverage, and in many jurisdictions it is allowed for "mandatory" insurance items (e.g., automobile liability).

      However, it is generally financially foolish because you have to tie up the resources in safe investment vehicles (T-bills, bonds). It is generally better to invest in something with a higher rate of return, and then may the annual fee for insurance coverage.

      Eliminate the middle man, makes it cheaper.

      That is an argument against inefficient middlemen, and not insurance generally. If you look at the mandatory health coverage in Switzerland, where insurance are non-profits, you'll find overhead to be less than 5%. Germany, where the "base" coverage plans also have to be non-profit, are similarly efficient.

      You're throwing the baby out with the bathwater because of the fucked up system the US has.

    11. Re:Everyone needs health care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] and the Affordable Care Act was their collection on their investment.

      The ACA (a/k/a national Romneycare) was no one's first choice, at least when it came to the Democrats. I think the Ds wanted a single payer system, but that was too politically unpalatable. You now here rumbles of "Medicare for all".

      * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_National_Health_Care_Act

      If that is impractical, then one can move towards the German or Swiss health insurance models: non-profit.

      * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_Switzerland
      * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_Germany

      The problem in implementing a solution is not the Ds, it's the Rs. Do you think the Ds would have given a $10^12 tax cut to the plutocrats?

    12. Re:Everyone needs health care by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      The ACA (a/k/a national Romneycare) was no one's first choice, at least when it came to the Democrats. I think the Ds wanted a single payer system, but that was too politically unpalatable. You now here rumbles of "Medicare for all".

      The democrats - if they had a spine (and we know they do not) - could have passed a single payer system on their own in Obama's first year in office. They didn't need republican support, they had enough of a majority in both chambers that they could have told the republicans to take a hike and just gone for it. But they did not. Was it because they wanted consensus?

      I would argue no. They did what they did because they too are owned by the insurance industry. The health insurance industry contributes mightily to campaigns and costs for politicians from both parties to ensure that their agenda never fails. And indeed, it did not fail. Single payer would really only be a disaster for the insurance industry, so the insurance industry rallied their troops to ensure it did not happen.

      And if we see a blue wave this year we still won't see the needle move. Even if the democrats won enough seats in both chambers to establish a veto-proof majority (mathematically possible though quite improbable) they still wouldn't do it. Not until the insurance industry is pushed out of Washington will we see it change. It's pretty well impossible for a candidate to launch a serious campaign without the help of the insurance industry, and the insurance industry will always come back to collect on their investment.

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    13. Re:Everyone needs health care by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      unless you are an an asshole who thinks poor people don't deserve health care

      - nobody deserves anything, we only should be getting things that we can pay for, there is no 'deserve' basis, the feeling of 'unfairness' comes from our limbic system, which does not take into account anything else but feelings and while feelings are wonderful and great, they should not be used to form policy. Of-course today so many disagree, they think that policy should totally be based on feelings and not on any rationality or merit or ability to afford something by providing productivity that is at least equivalent to the resources that are being consumed.

      Do you deserve the clean Canadian air that you breathe? Do you deserve the well-maintained roads that you traverse to get to work? Do you deserve the expectation of safety provided by the local police? Do you deserve reliable electricity and clean water? Do you deserve access to well educated and intelligent workers for your company? Maybe you should ship off to Afghanistan or Somalia and see how you do when most - or all - of those things are taken away from you.

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  18. No surprise... by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 1

    All the baby boomers will be retired and outnumbering workers in 2030.

    1. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get my family friendly Goat C shirt! ~ CaptainBoner

    2. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the contrary, I plan to be able to retired in 2020. I told you creimertards how to do it but no, you were to smart to listen!

      I find AmazonTM the gretest thing since sliced bread and helps taking care of my health at retirement with the Amazon long tail revenue streams!

      All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. You can even make video of yourself going to pick up AmazonTM parcel at the convenience store and post it on your youtube channel for more redundant revenue streams.

      They also have a wide supply, the best of latte and clif/power bars at the best cost, espicially if you make a friend buy them for you with your own affiliate link!

      Also, I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.

      I use PhotoShop daily!

      I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.

      My PC has an eight-core processor and a Nvidia 1050 Ti 4GB video card. A minute of 1080p video renedered on the processor takes a minute. A minute of 1080p video rendered on the Nvidia card takes 10 seconds. I don't think an iPad has the same performance of my PC for rendering videos longer than a short clip.

      I can't imagine using Photoshop without a keyboard and mouse, or not being able to access my files from my file server. Video rendering on the iPad will probably suck donkey balls.

      Blackmagic also charges high prices for their gear as Apple does. Need an HDMI to USB3 capture device? Blackmagic is $300. Any generic company is $50.

      I take public transit. A local bus take me down the street to pick up the express bus, the express bus drops me off in Palo Alto, and a local bus take me down the street to my job. An hour each way. Driving through Palo Alto during rush hour is insane. Since I work in government I.T., I start work at 7:00AM.

      Bonus: get some silver coins, view recommendations on my special Youtube channel dedicated to the topic! They constitute a fail-safe insurance strategy for your retirement!
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    3. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still pining away for creimer to return to Slashdot. Sad. Fucking sad.

    4. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in your case, outweigh them!

    5. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still pining away for creimer [youtube.com] to return to Slashdot. Sad. Fucking sad.

      There you are spamming amazon and youtube affiliate links with yet another fake account, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!

      You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

      Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

      How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

      The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

      You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

      When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

      Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

      Bonus:
      Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

      The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

      So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

      Signed:
      Ethell, The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!

    6. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, Funko has been doubling each year for the last five years. I now own more shares of Funko stock than actual Funkos. I was so impressed with the investor presentation that I adopted it for my own YouTube content strategy.

      That's why out of all my dividend-paying stocks that I've own, Funko is one of the riskiest stock that I own. Most anaylsts peg Funko as a speculative buyout target. It's more liklely to be bought out before the Funko bubble bursts.

      Silicon Valley Comic Con 2018 has the same number of visitors (~70,000) and the same economic impact as Super Bowl 2018. SVCC is not even one of the larger comic cons in the US.

      If you want to attend some tinfoil-hat action, check out AlienCon. The viewers of Ancient Aliens believe in alien abductions, abortions performed by aliens and MAGA when I attended AlienCon 2016 in Silicon Valley. AlienCon 2018 is coming to Baltimore in November. It will be interesting to see how "authoritative" YouTube will be with the UFO nutters.

      Three reasons why Stan Lee had to be at Silicon Valley Comic Con 2018: 1) Steve Wozniak was schedueld to be M.I.A. from his own show while traveling back from Russia; 2) Jeff Goldblum cancelled his Sunday-only appearance to spend all three days at the Dallas Fan Expo 2018; and 3) Stan Lee's management team needed him to make them money by signing 400 comic books from comic book dealers for $50K.

      I suspect most of my 1K+ followers are bots. Very few are real people. I just use my ten-year-old Twitter account to pimp my YouTube videos to comic con crowds over the weekends. I had 25.3K impressions and an average engagement rate of ~3% (that's great by traditional advertising standards) in the last 28 days.
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    7. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is why creimer always talks about Stan Lee

      Hey there, people, I'm creimy brown
      They say I'm the cutest boy in town
      My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
      I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
      Here I am at a famous school
      I'm dressin sharp n I'm
      Actin cool
      I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
      Let her do all the work n maybe later I'll rape her

      Oh God I am the american cream
      I do not think I'm too extreme
      An I'm a handsome sonofabitch
      I'm gonna get a good job n be real rich

      (get a good
      Get a good
      Get a good
      Get a good job)

      Womens liberation
      Came creepin across the nation
      I tell you people I was not ready
      When I fucked this dyke by the name of Stan Lee
      She made a little speech then,
      Aw, she tried to make me say when
      She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
      I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

      Oh God I am the american cream
      But now I smell like vaseline
      An I'm a miserable sonofabitch
      Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which

      (I wonder wonder
      Wonder wonder)

      So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
      I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
      Got a job doin video promo
      An none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
      Eventually me n a friend
      Sorta drifted along into s&m
      I can take about an hour on the tower of power
      Long as I gets a little golden shower

      Oh God I am the american cream
      With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
      An I'll do anything to get ahead
      I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, Stan!
      Oh god, oh god, I'm so fantastic!
      Thanks to Stan Lee, I'm a sexual spastic
      And my name is creimy brown
      Watch me now, I'm goin down,
      And my name is creimy brown
      Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.

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      Demogorgon (Stranger Things) Live Unveil Panel Montage - ToyXpo 2018

    8. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    10. Re:No surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we try to take care of Chris as best as we can but he costs us a lot of money in legal fees because of civil rights.

      Since, to some extend, we integrated him into society, he is apparently able to handle himself without our help according to modern principles and the constitution.

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      Anyway, we helped him in the first place by using our connections to get him integrated into society but now, he regularly threaten us of legal retaliation with regards to his civil rights.

      This is a source of frustration for us.
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  19. I can't be the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck is actuarial science? Why the hell didn't BeauHD include a single sentence in the summary to explain what it is?

    1. Re: I can't be the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That shitty job Ben Stiller did in Along Came Poly. That's what it is.

      108k/yr is also shit money.

    2. Re: I can't be the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you live in the heart of San Fran or Midtown Manhattan, outside of there that's a decent salary unless you're also working 90 hours a week.

    3. Re:I can't be the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "An actuary is a business professional who deals with the measurement and management of risk and uncertainty (BeAnActuary 2011a). The name of the corresponding field is actuarial science."

      A business might want to manage a private pension fund for employees. They have to figure out how much employees should be putting in, what the average investment returns are going to be, and how long on average each employee will retire and remain retired at.

    4. Re: I can't be the only one! by Paul+Carver · · Score: 1

      108k/yr is also shit money.

      An AVERAGE salary of 108k/yr for recent graduates is shit money? What, pray tell, are you comparing it to?

      The article was not clear on whether 108 is the arithmetic mean or the median,but it clearly is not the upper bound. It's also not entirely clear who is included in the sample pool, but given the repeated mention of graduates I'd guess that they're probably not including people with 30-40 years experience in the average.

      I'll save you the trouble of reading the article by pointing out that it does list other areas with higher salaries but penalizes them for higher unemployment. Actuarial comes out on top because IF you pass the tests then you've got a pretty high probability of having a solid, but not rockstar income. And as a bonus you'll know how to calculate and correctly understand that probability.

      To be fair, they didn't list the average salary of people who attempted to become actuaries but utterly failed every exam they attempted. If your skill set is "fake it till you make it" or just plain "fake it" then actuary is not going to be a viable career path for you.

    5. Re: I can't be the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 108K seems a bit overstated to me. In the Midwest where I work, new graduates start at around 50K as an actuarial analyst. If you pass the exams (and the exams are 5-8 more years of studying on nights and weekends while you work full time) then you are likely to be promoted to manager at the end of the exams and earn about 100K.

      Salaries may be higher on the coasts, of course, but then so is the cost of living.

  20. Re:Islamic mantra for love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer to throw my waste dollars or shekels (do you take shekels? How 'bout zloty?) at Silvia Browne (I say borty. A fun thing to do when you're feeling sporty.) because she was more recently a prophet. Or at least that's what she seemed to claim.

  21. How is acturarial science being used? by shayd2 · · Score: 1

    Traditionally, it was used to predict when you'd die

    Is it now being used to predict how you'll vote?

    1. Re:How is acturarial science being used? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very poorly. Remember the big Insurance one that nearly folded at the last GFC

      1) It is not being used to spot fake employment statistics
      2) 3 times GFC time money, 100% borrowed - on US stocks.
      3) Reviewing bad practices - such as fracking risks and fake paperwork
      4) Medicare - unable to make sense of the problem
      5) Not doing Walmart associations/Cubes.
      6) Loan risks. South America looks delicate.

      I claim Facebook has a better handle on real costs Vs what the insurance companies think.

  22. Pays well, but at which cost? by Deaddy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah, it pays well and if you are good at math, it is easy, but actuarial science is in some sense the dullest, most boring and saddest field in applied math, since you usually do the additional certifications while you are already employed in an insurance company (similar to certifications for system administrators), which in turn means, that you probably hold a degree in math or physics. Here in Germany that usually means at least a MSc, but usually a PhD. And then you go back to undergraduate level statistics, which again is pretty much high school mathematics.

    But it pays well, has almost 100% job guarantee and usually means very manageable work conditions with many benefits, which is everything you wish for after working in academia.

  23. Not hugely surprising by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    This does make sense. Not only does it lead potentially to a career in a well paid industry, high levels of numeracy - not just arithmetic, but having a good intuitive understanding of what calculations mean and how probability works - are very useful in a lot of areas.

  24. Reasons why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is this basic tenet of economic theory that says something well paying that doesnâ(TM)t require extraordinary skills must be exceptionally unpleasant in some way. Anyone who has ever worked with an actuary (I worked with a whole building of them) was well paid for their troubles.

  25. Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, IIHS by raymorris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I paid $240,000 for my house. I owe $200,000 on it.
    Without insurance, if/when something happens to my house - hurricane, fire, etc, I'd have no place to live AND owe $200,000 paying for a house I no longer have. That would be catastrophic for my family.

    It's insured for $400,000. If it's destroyed by a hurricane (or more likelly in my area, tornado or fire), I'll pay off the $200,000 I owe and then use the other $200,000 to buy another house with cash.

    If a fire or tornado destroys my house, I'll still have an house and won't have a mortgage payment. I'm HOPING for a tornado. Insurance means it would be a windfall (haha) instead of a catastrophe.

    > No risk is reduced by that "product".

    Have you ever heard of Underwriters Laboratories (UL Listed, UL registered)? Or fire codes? Underwriters means insurers. The primary product safety organization was founded by insurance companies.

    How about the National Fire Protection Association, which writes the fire codes? That's insurance companies again.

    Ever heard car commercials bragging about their IIHS safety rating? IIHS is the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety. Again, the primary safety organization is insurance companies.

  26. Actuarial by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    Honestly I've never even heard of this word before today.

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  27. I bought into this when they were hyping actuarial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Switched from a B.S. in computer science to actuarial science in the business school. Worst decision i probably every made except it did wonders for my gpa and I learned a lot of practicle knowledge about finance and insurance. After losing a year of science coursework i ended up with a BBA and 10 years of exams to pass. My first exam covered Calc I, II, III, linear algebra, differential equations, and sequence and series all of which I took as a CS major. That's been a long time and things have probably changed. Passing score was totally controlled by society of actuaries to limit the number of people in the field and how far you progess. After making it through that entry exam i had about 8 more to go from probability and statistics to numerical analysis to to specific insurance exams if you are doing the CAS track. After working for a property and casualty company and going to an actuarial convention in Chicago i decided doing loss ratio triangles and filing rate increases was just too dry for me. Went back to graduate school to get a master's in computing and doubled my salary after graduation. There is definitely a career available to those who want to go into the actuarial field but working for insurance companies might not be terrible exciting for many. One perk of being an actuary is potentially how close you work with the CFO and other executives. Most of the math you master isn't used in the job. If you make it to a fellow you can make multiple 6 figures but it takes a long time and is a pyramid in structure since the exam pass rate is a controlled thing. Some of the more interesting work i think is in the reinsurance and maritime insurance sectors. https://www.casact.org/admissions/process/

  28. It was a fun degree by turp182 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's rare to have a business style degree based on calculus (mixing in linear algebra and operations research, OR was awesome!).

    Calculus based statistics was hard (sophomore year). Life contingencies was much more difficult (senior year).

    I moved into IT right after graduation. Not much calculus after that, but I always enjoyed it (until sin/cos came into the equation).

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  29. TRON - The Actuarial Program by turp182 · · Score: 1

    And let's not forget the Actuarial Program from TRON.

    Jeff Bridges was not impressed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  30. So the major which supplies MBAs with numbers... by Mnemennth · · Score: 1
    ... they can use to tell lies to go along with their buzzword salad is one of the most valuable lower-level degrees you can get, and career advancement is entirely controlled by the people who already buy and sell those numbers?

    Shocking. You'd think there was some kind of pyramid scheme going on here. :rolleyes:

    mnem
    Oxygen is a gateway drug.

  31. I am an Actuary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I studied Actuarial Mathematics at University, then completed professional qualifications over the course of 5 years, have been working in the profession for 12 years.

    The article is quite balanced but doesn't really draw out a key point: The exams are extremely tough, and there is a high drop out rate (c.50%) prior to qualifying. I know people who have repeated the same exam 10+ times (over the course of 5 years), and have watched as their soul is slowly destroyed. If you don't qualify you will generally be looked down upon.

  32. Re:Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you lose your home, the insurance company will only pay for replacement, no matter what you insured it for. You are a fool if you think you can get away with this, because it encourages insurance fraud. http://www.homeinsurance.org/q-and-a/1st-party-property/can-i-insure-my-house-for-more-than-its-worth/

  33. But don't insure your DVD player. Medical a mess by raymorris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I pointed out that insuring your home and its contents removed the risk of financial ruin due to a fire, tornado, etc. That's the proper use of insurance - preventing financial ruin by making a predictable small payment so you don't have to worry about losing $200,000.

    The other insurance I carry is because I have a young child and I am the essentially the sole bread winner for our family. It only costs a couple hundred dollars per year for me to have a $250,000 life insurance policy to take care of my family if I die before I'm retired. Again, losing me without having insurance would be a financial catastrophe for my family. Insurance largely fixes that. (Wife has a plan to complete her degree while paying the bills with the first half of the insurance money).

    A corollary is that you should NOT buy insurance on your $60 DVD player and other consumer items. A broken DVD player is not a catastrophe. It won't ruin you. Therefore rather than paying an extra $25-$50 every time you shop the electronics section, it is wiser to put that money in the bank. Then when the DVD player breaks you just buy a new one. It costs 75% that way, and you don't have to deal with filing a claim.

    Twenty years ago you could be medical insurance in the US. It covered you for major medical expenses that would be catastrophic. A $35 doctor visit for strep throat isn't a major catastrophe, so insurance isn't relevant and wasn't involved. Medical insurance was fairly reasonably priced. In the last 20 years, people in the US, and our lawmakers, seem to have totally forgotten what insurance is. Insurance isn't for $35 items, that's what twenty dollar bills are for. But now we have insurance companies inserted into the process even for a $10 vaccine, so the doctor gets to pay a full-time claims person to handle paperwork and they wait a month or more to get their $10 for the vaccine. The insurance company has thousands of employees handling these tiny claims. All of those people and all of that process costs money. So now the insurance costs over twice as much and you STILL pay the doctor the $30, now they call it a co-pay. Now you ALSO get too pay the insurance company hundreds of dollars per month more and mostly you're paying for everyone's paperwork.

    I wish I could still buy medical insurance, instead of a health plan. Medical insurance isn't that expensive and the claims hassle isn't that big of a deal for something you only deal with once or twice in your life. I've got $35 in the bank, so I can pay for a a strep test without also paying an insurance company an extra $35 to process the payment.

    Even worse, now not only does the insurance company bureacracy have to get involved in every little medical thing, I'm also required to pay for crap that's rather questionable as to whether it's medical or not. The UK association of chiropractors, when organization which licenses chiropractors in the UK, says that the entire idea of "sublaxation" is bull, total snake oil, and that's what chiropractic is bases on in the US - snake oil. Yet I'm forced to pay for this snake oil, because lawmakers require insurance companies to include it. As I recall, one bill even listed aromatherapy (smelly candles) as something insurance companies (and therefore their customers) would be forced to pay for.

    You want to fix medical costs in the US? That will require several different changes, but bringing back *medical insurance* as an alternative to *health plans* would certainly help.

  34. You made that ridiculous claim. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The straw man argument, with a strawman of you *own* argument ... I interesting approach.
    But just as obvious as a regular straw man.

    Got any actual arguments to offer? From the real world? With a non-psychopathic mindset?

    1. Re: You made that ridiculous claim. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Ah it's the anonymous dude who just goes around randomly calling people "psychopathic". Nice to see you again buds. Where ya been? I've missed your particular brand of crazy.

  35. I misread the title at first ... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    as Agricultural Science Ranked As Most Valuable College Major and I thought "good, those are the people who are good for humanity, those who help to feed us and can help those in the third world." Then I realised that it was Actuarial, which I'm surprised is even called a science. Yes: it helps understand risk, but that is not as useful as helping to grow crops.

    Also valuable meant high earning for the graduate, not really useful for humanity. But I have to accept that those who are of most benefit to society are not those who are most rewarded: look at the difference in pay of a scientist and a stockbroker - only one really does much good for most of us.

    1. Re: I misread the title at first ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actuaries are the people who can tell you if it is more productive to grow wheat or barley, sell domestic or hold for foreign export, etc etc.
      Modern farming isnt a some guy and his wife cutting up potatoes and replanting them with a bit of dead fish as fertilizer. It is mostly gps controlled tractors and irrigation systems on autopilot on massive fields. Which is why we have an internet for us to all opine on.

    2. Re: I misread the title at first ... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      It is more the researcher/developer of new irrigation-systems/crop types/fertilisers/... that I had in mind than the farmer when I read college major

  36. Good example of a profession doing its job by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've long held the view that IT and SW development need to figure out a way to form a professional organization like the one physicians have. A "lite" example of this is the Society of Actuaries, and it looks like they're doing their job. Actuaries have had a very stable career for a very long time. It's not as sexy as slinging ads at Google or Facebook or working at a hip web startup, but it does pay well.

    I don't have the math skills to even consider getting into this profession, but it's a very good example of an industry needing very talented people and paying accordingly for them, Insurance companies can go bankrupt if they make bad actuarial decisions...too conservative and they don't make enough money, too risky and they can go broke paying out more claims than they expected.

    What I think they do right is similar to what I think the medical profession got right:

    • They make it difficult to enter the profession. Too many jokers can get into entry level dev/IT and it gives the whole industry a bad reputation.
    • Entry is based on licensing exams that your school career prepares you for, but your school career isn't your vocational training in most cases.
    • By limiting the number of new entrants and providing a career progression at different steps in the certification process, salaries are kept high for members.

    Not knowing the industry, however, I do wonder how insurance companies don't just go around the whole thing and hire 25000 Indian number crunchers the same way IT outsourcers "replace" experienced developers and systems engineers. Either the skillset is so esoteric that only the super-intelligent math geniuses among us can do it, or the SOA has the ability to force companies to do what it wants the same way the AMA does in the US.

    1. Re:Good example of a profession doing its job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strict licensing exams already exist in the IT industry. CCNA, MCSE, etc. And there's a ton of for-profit schools (foreign and domestic) out there who teach people to pass the exams... and nothing else. They don't know how to program. They don't know how to troubleshoot (beyond that which is needed to fix an exam problem). They're just trained to pass the exams, and that (theoretically) leads them into a lucrative career.

      And this is why savvy employers consider such certifications to be garbage. They prove about as much as a 4 year college degree; that you've spent a lot of time and money learning to study. It's a start, and it's an easy way for a company to weed out a huge portion of their applicant pool if they so desire. But those jokers who get these certifications and still have no clue how to actually do IT also give the whole industry a bad reputation.

    2. Re:Good example of a profession doing its job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Too many jokers can get into entry level dev/IT and it gives the whole industry a bad reputation.

      I understand your frustration now that we have made it and are no longer the jokers, but 14 years ago I got an IT job with an associates degree at about 2x minimum wage and not really having much of a clue (looking back now). Thank god there wasn't some group of gatekeepers ensuring I couldn't get that job until I had a 4 year degree (which I have now) and passed some certs (which I have now).

      Instead of learning on the job in my 20's, I'd be learning on the job in my 30's... or more likely, never got into the field to begin with.

      I have had thoughts like this where it would seem nice to have something like "the Bar", but it would have stifled so many opportunities. And computers are young, we haven't been able to define a long term set of knowledge needed. 14 years ago people still thought IRQ's should be tested on... and yet I'm not sure I ever encountered that issue and am almost sure I never will again.

      In time it might happen, but things are moving to fast in IT and we need people perhaps not perfectly qualified, but willing to get it done.

    3. Re:Good example of a profession doing its job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former actuary I can tell you that there is no hard requirement to have passed any actuarial exams to do the work of an actuary. Its all up to company that hires you. Now I will say it is potentially difficult to go get another actuarial job from a different employer. A certified actuary is required to certify loss reserves in most states that I am aware of for Property and Casualty companies (e.g. non life-insurance products). Also many states require some sort of actuarial designation to submit rate filings but it probably varies state to state. And in my experience most medium sized insurance companies hire an outside consulting firm to certify their loss reserves and even help with filings. Projecting future losses is some of the most important work that actuaries do because by determining or projecting what the future claims (losses) will be can instantly determine the profitability of an property casualty insurance company. Its very tempting for some executives to put a lot of pressure on actuaries to keep those loss figures as low as possible since it instantly helps the bottom line but that threatens the integrity of the company if loss payouts exceed projection by a large amount.

    4. Re:Good example of a profession doing its job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my department at least, actuarial work isn't really the kind if number crunching that just anyone could be trained to do. IWe have computers that do the actual number crunching. Our job is to use our brains and interpret/apply the results. And that takes an understanding of math/statistics to do.

      Some companies do get around the high salaries by hiring analysts who are not "on the exam track" to do the actual work. Not taking the exams means you don't end up with the certification and you are not a Real Actuary. The trick is that you only need a Real Actuary (as certified by SOA/CAS/etc) to oversee the results and sign the paperwork.

      That "sign the paperwork" is the other part of why companies can't outsource the entire department. When submitting paperwork to each states Department of Insurance, someone at the company has to certify that the rates being charged meet .

    5. Re:Good example of a profession doing its job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT and SW has certifications, but the problem is that the software and thus the application of knowledge changes so quickly that they're not worth that much for very long. Lawyers, engineers, doctors, actuaries, etc all have a much more stable application of their duties from day to day. Sure, it's changing a bit, especially in the medical field, but most of those changes are clinical practices that are specialized in nature rather than the whole of the field turning upside down every 10 years.

      Most people have a degree which says they've demonstrated a capacity to learn the material in the specific subject. Beyond that, what more can you expect in a field that's so ever-changing? This is why the certifications exist, and why they're only for such a small subset of software/practices. The most long-lasting certifications are in networking which isn't changing nearly so quickly.

    6. Re:Good example of a profession doing its job by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

      > I understand your frustration now that we have made it and are no longer the jokers, but 14 years ago I got an IT job with an associates degree at about 2x minimum wage and not really having much of a clue (looking back now). Thank god there wasn't some group of gatekeepers ensuring I couldn't get that job until I had a 4 year degree (which I have now) and passed some certs (which I have now).

      I'm not so sure it's a good idea to have a gatekeeper-free entry process. it's great to be able to work your way up form nothing, but look at how much crappy insecure code gets written by people who don't know what they're doing. Or, look at all the data breaches caused by simple misconfigurations that almost any experienced sysadmin would pick up on. (Public S3 buckets containing sensitive info for the taking are way too common.)

      As it is now, there are already too many people chasing the money who really don't have an aptitude for this field, or thought they're "good at computers." IMO there's nothing at all wrong with forcing people to do a little apprentice-level work that ensures everyone coming out as s fully credentialed IT person has the fundamentals under their belt. Besides being the equivalent of academic hazing, medical school ensures that anyone coming out, starting from nothing but basic science, is in a position to pass the medical licensing exams. Having everyone understand the absolute basics so they aren't shooting in the dark when they're trying to fix a problem would be worth it.

    7. Re:Good example of a profession doing its job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been programming for 20 years roughly, counting from when I first groked C (so the Pascal I learned and certainly not the stuff I dorked around with as a kid). I have yet to see anything terribly new. Rust's concept of "lifetimes" is interesting, but it's likely only new to me and is not actually new.

      The idea that technology is "always changing!" and that's why programming can't organize is bullshit.

      Why didn't every lawyer have to get recertified by their bar association when Obamacare was passed? Or when the Patriot Act was passed?

      It's as though there are deeper concepts that don't change beneath the syntax of COBOL/FORTRAN/C/C++/etc, just like there are deeper concepts that don't change just because congress passes some new law.

      The only reason programmers haven't organized is because we're all been convinced we're temporarily embarrassed tech billionaires.

  37. Actuarial Majors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actuaries are like gamblers who actually CAN win over half the time, reliably. Usually a LOT more than half the time.

    Conversely, gamblers are like actuaries who do NOT know what they are doing and consequently, there exist a plethora of businesses that exist principally if not exclusively to extract money from them because you CAN do so. Trivially. Because they suck at math. These places are called casinos.

    In mathematical terms:
    Gamblers + math = actuaries.
    Actuaries - math = gamblers.

    1. Re:Actuarial Majors by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 1

      Rational people expect to be compensated for taking on risk. Recreational gamblers pay money to take on risk. This is the key difference. Sometimes, like you say, it's due to ignorance. Sometimes its because they get such a high from the few times they win, they're willing to pay silly money in order to recreate the experience, even if they know deep down it's self destructive.

  38. Only if loss are above the security improvement by aepervius · · Score: 2

    But the insurance industry does improve safety and prevent harm.

    Only if the loss they hit in case of problem is higher than the cost of investing in prevention. If the loss is lower, then they don't care a iota on preventing harm.

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  39. Raised eyebrow by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    . . . that sounds like a number that came from an actuary.

    hmmmmm....

  40. Re:Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, I by Hasaf · · Score: 5, Informative

    You probably wont get the payout you are expecting. Insurance operates on a "Made Whole" premise. That means you will be as well off as you were before.

    Unless the market value of your house has increased to 400k, you will not get 400k. You will get the value of that house. In the case of your house, you can expect the combined value of the debt and equity; but not more. The reason is to make you whole, or in the same financial place as you were before the loss.

    That being said, there are some exceptions. If the value of the house has risen, or in the case of extremely low priced homes. As a example close to my home, You may have heard about the fires in Northern California this year. My father is in the habit of, makes a hobby of, house restoration and flipping. There was a house that he had paid 30K for (cash price in an unusual situation). It burnt in that fire. Because there is no possibility of another house being purchased at 30K he received about 75k, the value of a similar house in a similar market. That is close to what he expected from a sale, so it was the amount needed to "make whole."

    So, while there are a few odd exceptions, in general you will not profit significantly from an insurance payout. Unless you have a lot of equity, you will not get enough to pay off a large current loan, and make a cash purchase of a similar house.

  41. Insurance industry issues by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I wasn't necessarily trying to steer the discussion that way but I would prefer to see a sane single-payer system then the giant clusterfuck we currently have.

    Sounds like we are on the same team then. Our current "system" is just absolutely batshit crazy and stupidly expensive with a lot of thoughtless ideology getting in the way of pragmatism and evidence.

    If I could drop my current insurance and buy medicare instead I'd happily do so.

    Medicare would be a step down from my current insurance but I'm luckier than most in that regard. That said, I think it would work just fine for my actual needs and those of most others and I think it would save our country a vast sum of money if done right.

    In that I just want the insurance industry to go away.

    Insurance is a useful thing. Don't be so hasty to throw the whole thing out - not that we realistically could. I'll be the first to agree that at least health insurance needs some massive overhauls but insurance and the industry that provides it in and of itself is not the problem. The problems exist because of the regulatory environment (or lack thereof) in which the insurance companies currently operate. They are simply doing exactly what I would expect them to do given the incentives of our current system. The Affordable Care Act was a substantial step in the right direction even if it was an imperfect one courtesy of the ludicrous politics going on in Washington.

    We have the system we have because the insurance industry owns Washington DC.

    I think it's more complicated than that. Yes, lobbying plays an important role but there also is the odd confluence of ideology (particularly on the political right) and power politics that gets in the way of trying something more sensible.

    They pad the pockets of politicians on both sides of the aisle to make sure they get what they want - they outspend the NRA and compete with the defense industry for top "honor" in terms of lobbying spending - and the Affordable Care Act was their collection on their investment.

    The defense industry isn't even in the top 10 in terms of lobbying dollars spent (they ranked 18th in 2017). The NRA isn't anywhere near the top of the list either - not even in the top 20 - their influence just is outsized to the amount they actually spend. The biggest spenders actually are drug companies by a pretty wide margin with insurance in second place just ahead of electronics manufacturing.

    1. Re:Insurance industry issues by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Insurance is a useful thing. Don't be so hasty to throw the whole thing out - not that we realistically could. I'll be the first to agree that at least health insurance needs some massive overhauls but insurance and the industry that provides it in and of itself is not the problem.

      Yes, yes it is. That industry's entire function is to somehow make a profit by connecting people with health care. The only way to do that is to pad things out and make the system less efficient.

      The defense industry isn't even in the top 10 in terms of lobbying dollars spent (they ranked 18th in 2017).

      And the DoD is actually telling Congress not to give it more money.

      The NRA isn't anywhere near the top of the list either - not even in the top 20 - their influence just is outsized to the amount they actually spend.

      Yeah, their members do crazy things like voting, or actually showing up to sessions of congress.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Insurance industry issues by anegg · · Score: 1

      The NRA isn't anywhere near the top of the list either - not even in the top 20 - their influence just is outsized to the amount they actually spend.

      Probably because the NRA isn't just a small number of people/corporate entities with a lot of money to throw around, it actually has several million members who vote in elections, and politicians know this.

  42. Re:Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, I by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

    owe $200,000 paying for a house I no longer have

    If the collateral is wiped out so is the loan; the insurance benefits the bank, which is why the bank forces you to pay for it.

    If a fire or tornado destroys my house, I'll still have an house and won't have a mortgage payment

    I don't advise torching it.

  43. Re:Spock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spock must have studied actuarial science.

  44. Zootopians. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny thing is in Zootopia's opening scene, one of the tiger child actor's in the play declares he wants to be an actuary.

    1. Re:Zootopians. by TigerTime · · Score: 1

      LOL. My wife (actuary on pension plans) LOOOOVED this part of the movie. She perked up from her game of Candy Crush and was so excited that her job field was even mentioned in a movie and was put in a positive/desired light towards kids.She mentions it all the time when this movie comes up.

  45. Pays well, but at which cost?-marketing applied. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marketing is the other applied math and science field.

  46. yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My insurance company would only pay for replacing the structure, contents and my expenses. If the land is destroyed, it's a truly shocking annihilation, but nuclear attacks aren't covered. Otherwise land value is usually on par with the structure.

    A complete loss due to a savage fire might get him $150k in demolitions, temporary living expenses, a new structure and contents. Maybe $200k if his car was lost and his contents are particularly valuable.

    The GPP is full of BS.

  47. Inspiring by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Clearly we are a society with our priorities straight.

  48. Yes, replacing a 25 yo home with a brand new one by raymorris · · Score: 2

    > If you lose your home, the insurance company will only pay for replacement

    Yes, the insurance, both the cost and the coverage, is based on building a new 3,500 square foot home to replace the 25 year old peice of junk I live in. At least that's how it is in Texas. Other states may vary.

  49. Dead end job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought AI/ML/algorithms spelled the end of all actuaries' jobs?

    1. Re:Dead end job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be NoSQL and blockchain.

  50. Good example of losing open source. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many actuaries contribute to open source (or their equivalent of)? That'll be the same thing happening to current open source because the phenomenon runs on cheap warm bodies as much as the companies do. Raise the limits, jump through a lot of hoops, and few will want to just give it all away, nor are insurance companies contributing to open source, in money or employees.

  51. Home insurance in Texas normally cost to rebuild by raymorris · · Score: 1

    "made whole" is a general rule, yes.

    In Texas, home owners insurance can legally be either actuall cash value (made whole) or replacement cost (what it would cost build a new home of the same size).

    With property values increasing at 8%-10% per year the last several years, most policies, including mine, are replacement cost. Both the cost and the coverage, is based on building a new 3,500 square foot home to replace the 25 year old piece of junk I live in.

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  53. Re:Home insurance in Texas normally cost to rebuil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sure, but if it's to rebuild a new house of the same size and you say it's for a 3500 sq ft house, then to get a 400k payout it would need to cost 400k to rebuild (including cost of finishing demo and clearing the site) a new 3500 sq ft house.
    In that scenario, if you use half that to pay off your mortgage, you only have half of what you need to rebuild, and therefore would need to build a smaller house or take out a construction loan to rebuild. Unless you're planning on going the route of being your own GC and doing a large amount of the work yourself to save money so that 200k would stretch to cover it.

  54. Re:I bought into this when they were hyping actuar by TigerTime · · Score: 1

    I'm a Software Engineer major and my wife an Actuary in the pensions field (Masters in Math), and i can somewhat agree with what you say. She's taken a ton of tests over the years and basically lives in Excel doing calculations and doing what i would consider "boring work". And yet we make roughly the same amount, (however she does make a bit more not that she's official).

    But I will say she loves being an actuary, and frankly i couldn't see her doing anything else. It's been a lot of stress and long hours getting to where she is today, but she thinks it's all worth it. I'm not sure why, but for some people, they really enjoy just crunching numbers.

  55. I don't need a brand new 3,500 house by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I don't need a brand new 3,500 SQ foot house, so I wouldn't build one. I'd buy an existing $200,000 home of about 1,800 square feet or so.

    1. Re: I don't need a brand new 3,500 house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youâ(TM)re missing the point. If you donâ(TM)t build a $400K house, you donâ(TM)t get $400K. Your insurance policy will not simply cut a check for the insured amount. You have a replacement value policy. They will issue payments just like a construction loanâ"after approval, based on actual expenses.

      You will get $0 toward paying off your existing mortgage.

    2. Re:I don't need a brand new 3,500 house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd still have a mortgage on the $200,000 home.

      If your insurance policy is priced on an RC basis, you'll get paid for two elements of the claim: ACV plus actual cost of rebuilding. You will NOT get a penny more than ACV if you do not rebuild the home, even if your policy is RC. In order to get the difference between ACV and RC, you must rebuild the property.

      For example: you paid $240K for the home, which you say is 25 years old and insured for replacement cost at $400K. These are the facts as given. In order to calculate the payout, you need two additional facts, one empirical (current market value) and one derived (depreciation of improvements). Let's say that you've owned the home for a while and its current market value is $300K, half of which is land and half is improvements. The structure has had a few updates/system replacements and it's a standard-grade, 1990s residential house, which is depreciated to nothing over 60 years. It's about 1/3 of the way through its usable life. The ACV on the house is thus about $250K ($150K land value plus 0.66*150K house value).

      Now let's say your house gets destroyed. You'll be paid that $250K fairly quickly in most places, and you'll have two options at that point: walk away with the cash or make the RC claim. YOU WILL NOT GET BOTH--the ACV payment is intended to get you started on the rebuilding and you won't get anything until you show you have spent it all. If you walk away, you can pay off your mortgage and have $20K cash in hand as a down payment on your next home or to blow on whatever you want. However, before the insurance company will pay a single dollar above ACV for replacement cost, you must ACTUALLY REBUILD the home. If you spend $200K on the construction of a smaller home on the same parcel, you will not any additional money from the insurance company, because they already paid out $250K to you.

      If you spend $320K on the rebuilding, you will get an additional $70K from your insurer on the RC basis when you submit the invoices to support those expenditures.

      The ONLY way to get the insurer to pay out the full $400K policy limit is to spend $400,000 building a home on the same parcel. There is no way in the regular course of insurance claims to cash out of your mortgage AND build a new home on your insurer's dime UNLESS you build a nice home on the RC claim, sell it, and then use those proceeds to buy the next home.

    3. Re:I don't need a brand new 3,500 house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's not quite right. Your homeowner's policy will only pay out ACV on the dwelling, not on the land (because the land can still be sold for its inherent value, plus or minus some landscaping). So if $150K is the value of the improvements and it's sitting at $100K after depreciation, that's the amount of the ACV check you'll get.

      Everything else is correct--you'll have to request the difference once you spend it. The one exception is if you get a "no obligation to rebuild" endorsement, which is done for very old or high-value custom homes that can't be rebuilt of like kind/quality. This is an unusual and expensive endorsement to add to a policy, though.

  56. Re:Home insurance in Texas normally cost to rebuil by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

    I am assuming he would use the payout to move to a less-expensive area, leaving him with excess equity to pay off his loan.

  57. Re:Yes, replacing a 25 yo home with a brand new on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It won't pay off your house AND build you a new one. It will ONLY rebuild same like, kind and quality, OR pay you ALS (i.e. apply depreciation to everything) if you want to walk away. That is how it works in ALL states.

    P&C doesn't change drastically in regards to the basic business rules that we are talking about here across states.

    When you lose your house, you will get an ALS payment right away. The insurance company will also pay for cleanup, etc. Then if you rebuild, you start with the check they already gave you, and as you incur more costs they will write more checks accordingly.

  58. No, just your ability to pay. Bankruptcy by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > If the collateral is wiped out so is the loan;

    I'm afraid not. Read your mortgage and see if you find that anywhere. It's not there.

    What is wiped out is your ability to pay it without eating nothing but rice and beans while living in a roach apartment.

    > the insurance benefits the bank, which is why the bank forces you to pay for it.

    The benefit to the bank is that when you can't afford two house payments because one house got destroyed, they still get paid. The house being destroyed doesn't relieve you of your responsibility to pay, having insurance means you can pay it off without working three jobs. A lot of people wouldn't work two or three jobs, they'd just fail to pay what they owe if they didn't have it insured.

  59. I bought into this when they were hyping Big Data. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The field of AI, as well as Big Data is certainly about "crunching numbers". Lots of them.

  60. I don't need a brand new 3,500 house by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > It won't pay off your house AND build you a new one. It will ONLY rebuild same like, kind and quality

    Yes, the amount (on my policy) is to build a new house of the same size, 3,500 square feet. That's a really big house. About $400,000 to build a new house the same size.

    I wouldn't build a new house twice the size of what I need, a five bedroom house for me, my, wife, and our 4yo. Instead I'd use half of the $400,000 to buy an existing 1,800 square foot house, half to pay off the existing mortgage.

    > Pay you ALS (i.e. apply depreciation to everything) if you want to walk away. That is how it works in ALL states.

    Here's some info from the Texas Department of Insurance for you.
    https://www.tdi.texas.gov/pubs...

    In Texas , two different kinds of homeowners insurance can legally be sold. One is actual cash value, deprecation and all. The other is replacement cost - what it would cost to build a new home of the same size. I have replacement cost coverage. Because of various factors with the housing market, most new Texas policies are replacement (cost to build new) rather than cash value.

  61. Next on the list by thunderclees · · Score: 1

    If it really pulling down a decent wage Actuarial science will be on the next hit list for South Asians and for outsourcing if it is not already.
    South Asians can do like what they did with tech certs and give everyone a passing grade and send them to the US.

  62. Re:But don't insure your DVD player. Medical a mes by anegg · · Score: 1

    Although this post on medical insurance versus health plans is way off topic from the discussion about Actuarial Science as the Most Valuable College Major, I appreciate and agree with the poster, and would like to throw in a few other thoughts.

    The Affordable Care Act did not make care more affordable, it subsidized the payments for what is currently called "health insurance" for those without the means to pay for it on their own. Although this can be considered a social good, it was achieved by being disingenuous regarding the method, and was such a boon to the insurance companies that the possibility of profit-driven political forces can't be ignored. It would have been nice if the individuals behind the Affordable Care Act had actually examined what was driving the cost of health care in the United States, and introduced legislation that made careful, reasoned changes to the playing field so that market forces could be more of a factor in health care costs.

    It would be a good start if the health care debate would recognize the difference between health insurance (insurance against the risk of high medical expenses) versus health care, and stop conflating the two. Perhaps we would discover that we need three separate things: basic health care (made/kept as affordable as possible through market forces or government mandate), health insurance (to cover high unexpected costs for unexpected but not extraordinary events such as serious acute illness, broken bones, and the like), and some kind of government-supported program to handle costs associated with extraordinary health losses (such as those associated with unusual conditions such as rare cancers, chronic illnesses, and the like). What I am suggesting is something parallel to the combination of home maintenance, home insurance, and (something in between government-backed flood insurance and disaster relief) that most homeowners in the US use to manage the "health" of their real estate.

    Needs-based government assistance covering costs of the first two (health care and ordinary medical expense insurance) could still be provided, but market forces and the elimination of the long-term/extraordinary costs associated with unusual and chronic illnesses would help keep those costs in check both for people who paid for it directly and for the government when assisting those in need.

    Sorry for further disrupting the engaging discussion about the value of Actuarial Science as a College Major... carry on...

  63. Re:I bought into this when they were hyping actuar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's an important perspective. Some people find programming and computer technology terribly boring and/or frustrating. I don't want to discourage anyone but just giving my personal perspective and mistakes. My biggest mistake really was not fully appreciating what I was studying to do/be rather than the field of actuarial science. Applying and proving my math and analytical skills was a very appealing part of the career choice but in the end the wrong choice for me. The life insurance side is one I didn't experience but it seemed to attract some great applied mathematicians. And once you pass the exams you are on top of the pyramid. Congratulations to your wife for making it through! Its a big accomplishment.

  64. You are mistaken. See TDI by raymorris · · Score: 1

    The Texas Department of Insurance web site has the precise rules if you want to know exactly what they actually are, as opposed to what you've heard from your brother-in-law, who is a carpenter who once got an insurance check for a job.
    https://www.tdi.texas.gov/

    Alongside those rules is the negotiation between the public adjuster you should hire and the insurance company's adjuster. It might go something like this:

    Your adjuster: we estimate replacement cost at $390K to $420K.

    Company: Our estimate is $395-$405k, so we're in the same ballpark, slightly lower.

    Yours: Due to the storm, construction crews are very busy right now. Under rule x subsection y, you have no more than 30 days to issue the initial payment. It's already been 22 days. It could get very expensive to get a crew to drop their current project and start on this this week. Very expensive. Might end up costing $435K to get it done within the required time frame. ... We'll take $400K cash today, though.

    1. Re: You are mistaken. See TDI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize you think youâ(TM)re clever, but you will not get a lump sum settlement for replacement value just because other homeowners are also rebuilding. In actual point of fact, prices go DOWN after major disasters because the labor force grows and significant quantity savings in materials are realized in time once the supply channel adjusts. Conveniently, youâ(TM)ve provided no rule that says so, either. A home replacement in the real world takes 9-12 months with cleanup, permits, and everything else, and the initial payment will be issued without problem. You wonâ(TM)t even be ready to begin construction for 60-90 days.

    2. Re:You are mistaken. See TDI by galabar · · Score: 1

      This assumes a natural disaster that has effected the entire area. If your home (and only your home) burns down, you are going to get a new one built, with the same mortgage. Now, you will benefit if you decide to build the $400,000 home (which would be stupid not too do). However, the most likely outcome would be for you to have a $400,000 home with a $200,000 mortgage, not a $200,000 home with a $0 morgage. Now, if you are an idiot, you could end up with a $200,000 home with a $200,000 morgage, but I'm guessing you aren't. :)

    3. Re:You are mistaken. See TDI by raymorris · · Score: 1

      I COULD have the insurance company pay to build a $400,000 house here on this lot. Therefore, their expected cost is $400,000. Before starting any negotiation, they are required to build a $400,000 house here.

      Then negotiation starts.
      In my particular situation, it would be stupid to build a $400,000 house on this particular lot. It would also be stupid for me to have a $400,000 house. I would rather have $390,000 cash than have a $400,000 house. The insurance company would rather pay $390,000 cash than pay for a $400,000 house. Settling at $390K is a win-win for the insurance company and for me.

  65. Re:I bought into this when they were hyping actuar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is mind-numbingly boring work. Not to mention that "actuarial science" is a huge misnomer. No science, not even any statistics worth mentioning in practice. There are rules, directives, supervisory agencies, and regulatory frameworks. It is like the legal department got stuck in a spreadsheet.

    Good job security though. Insurance agencies will lap up anyone with half a brain, a degree, and a stamina for monotony.

  66. It's Been The Highest Paid Before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    circa 2006 or 2008 if IIRC. Anesthesiologist was highest the next year IIRC. Three offspring, two math and one biochem major, math majors started actuarial exams but petered out after three or four exams. Besides math, there is a lot of financial options valuation involved. Both got decent jobs anyway, oldest daughter (math/econ) is on a data science track doing a part-time Master's at a very highly-ranked university, youngest son (applied math) is a software QA guy and probably moving into development or project management at his next review. Oh yes, youngest daughter is an anesthesiologist and doing very well. All went to a US News top 50 college for undergrad.

    Comments about the exam process being a very high hurdle are absolutely true.

    The other point I would make is that actuaries have a role wherever an organization has pension liabilities. This involves predicting investment returns as well as pension recipient survival rates. It is not just insurance.

  67. Re:But don't insure your DVD player. Medical a mes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have forgotten because the $35 visit to the doctor has disapeared. Now if you go, a single cough drop you receive during your visit is going to cost you $10.

  68. Re:I bought into this when they were hyping actuar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was an actuarial science and statistics major in undergrad and realized my senior year of school that this would be a dry and boring career. I was good at math and didn't really have much exposure to career opportunities for math majors, but had heard in the early 2000s that actuarial science was a good career choice. Thankfully I never became an actuary and I took the "easy" route after school and earned my CFA charter, got an MBA from a top 20 school, and went into the investment management industry. Most of my friends from undergrad have pivoted to other fields as well for similar reasons.

  69. Re:Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, I by nwf · · Score: 1

    owe $200,000 paying for a house I no longer have

    If the collateral is wiped out so is the loan; the insurance benefits the bank, which is why the bank forces you to pay for it.

    That's not how it works. If you have a mortgage, then the lender will be listed as a "loss payee". They will get their money FIRST before you get a single dime. Then you will likely need to take out another loan to build a replacement house.

    But many people don't get actual replacement cost plans with code upgrades. So they won't pay you the difference to upgrade the house to existing building codes which is required to actually build a new house. These costs can be substantial if your locality decides that your area floods a lot and you need to put in a mound to build upon.

    Standard homeowners insurance policies don't include war/terrorism, earthquakes, and flooding. There's separate insurances for some of those.

    --
    I don't know, but it works for me.
  70. NEWSFLASH! Degreen in Beancounting ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    ... yields great success in skimming a few extra beans.

    Who woulda thunk?

    News brought to you by CORI - Captain Obvious Research Institute

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  71. This story seems unlikely to be true by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    But I guess what matters are the odd of it happening times the cost of it being true.

    --
    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
  72. PS, it takes two weeks to turn one into the other by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > the most likely outcome would be for you to have a $400,000 home with a $200,000 mortgage, not a $200,000 home with a $0 morgage.

    In this area, the average home is on the market for about three days. So let's say I had a $400,000 house and a $200,000 mortgage. It would take a few days to sell that $400,000 house and turn it into $200,000 cash and no mortage. Which is exactly what I would do.

    Well, I might end up with a $230,000 home and a $30,000 mortage. Or pay off $10,000 in higher interest debt and have a $40,000 mortgage. Whatever I want to do, if I did have a brand new $400,000 house being built, it doesn't take long to turn that into cash and do whatever I want with it.

  73. Re:Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, I by Motard · · Score: 1

    It's insured for $400,000. If it's destroyed by a hurricane (or more likelly in my area, tornado or fire), I'll pay off the $200,000 I owe and then use the other $200,000 to buy another house with cash.

    You don't know how insurance works. They won't give you $400K for a $200K loss. You are giving them more of your own money to insure a nonexistent risk which they'll never have to pay.

  74. Re:Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, I by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Here's some info from the Texas Department of Insurance for you.
    https://www.tdi.texas.gov/pubs... [texas.gov]

    In Texas , two different kinds of homeowners insurance can legally be sold. One is actual cash value, deprecation and all. The other is replacement cost - what it would cost to build a new home of the same size. I have replacement cost coverage. Because of various factors with the housing market, most new Texas policies are replacement (cost to build new) rather than cash value.

  75. Re: YOU ARE MISTAKEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you being willfully obtuse? The insurer's "expected cost" is NOT $400,000. That is the policy limit. It's the MOST they would pay to rebuild the house, not what you are entitled to in cash. If the actual cost of building a like-for-like home (same square footage, same construction grade, similar materials quality) is much less than $400,000, then you won't pocket the difference.

    They are not required to negotiate anything with you, and they have no reason to. You'll be paid ACV. If you don't rebuild, you'll get nothing else for RCV, because replacement value is only paid out if there's a replacement. There is no scenario in which you get $390,000 cash on any homeowner policy for a destroyed-and-not-rebuilt home worth less than $200,000.

  76. Re:Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Molard is correct. You don't know how insurance works, and knowing the link to the Texas Department of Insurance doesn't count for anything. You have not cracked the windfall of the century here. You're just failing to understand what an RCV payout basis is. On an RCV policy, you get the money above the ACV value ONLY IF you replace the property and ONLY UP TO the cost of a like-for-like replacement. You cannot get $400K cash on a $200K loss.

    If the cost to rebuild the house is $400K but your pre-disaster property was only valued at $300K based on market conditions, there's no way for you to turn that back into $400K. You can sell for $300, pay off your mortgage for $200, and be left with $100K in proceeds. However, it's extremely unlikely that the cost to rebuild the house will exceed the total value of the property by that much unless you live in an area where the land under the house is essentially worthless (which means that your story about rapid appreciation no longer holds true, since dwellings themselves do not often appreciate in value after being built, other than renovations or homes designed by famous architects).

  77. Re:PS, it takes two weeks to turn one into the oth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So many flaws here:

    Number 1 - homeowner's insurance only covers the value of the DWELLING, not the property as a whole
    Number 2 - the existing dwelling on the property is worth substantially less than $240K, since part of the purchase price was the land, and the dwelling has only decreased in value over time unless you've done significant upgrades
    Number 3 - the insurance company will only authorize payments to replace a similar (or cheaper) dwelling. Just because you have a $400K policy does not mean you can upgrade build quality or finishes on the insurer's dime
    Number 4 - the cost to replace a home currently valued at under $200K with a similar quality home is probably not going to eat the full $400K policy limit, even with inflation of labor costs
    Number 5 - even if it DOES cost the insurance company $400K to rebuild, not all of that goes into the new dwelling itself (cleanup, temporary lodging, furnishings, etc. are all part of that)
    Number 6 - even if you ignore all of that, the insurance company spending $400K on building a dwelling doesn't mean that the market will suddenly value your house at $400K just because that was the investment made in it. Just think of how much more YOU would have paid for a brand-new home vs the aging one you bought. It's probably not double. Your property will be worth, at most, what a new-construction home in your area is worth. It's highly unlikely 25 years of aging would have halved your property value, and 20% is a more realistic increase.
    Number 7 - even if you miraculously do have a property appraised to reflect the $400K sunk into it, selling the home will incur a number of costs that eat into that profit.

    In short, it's time for you to give up the fantasy that you've outsmarted the entire real estate and insurance industries. A savvy homeowner might navigate this and end up a few thousand dollars ahead, but not double the property value. And it's certainly not enough to make losing your whole home and nearly all of your possessions, valuable and sentimental, worth it.

  78. Re:I bought into this when they were hyping actuar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I graduate from grad school with a phd in statistics, and became an actuary. The work was boring, and the hours long. I got paid a crappy $40K a year.
    I quit that, and went to do work at a drug company. ISE was worse; even more boring with worse hours. I did get a better $45K per year, though.
    Then I quit that, and became a programmer as a federal government contractor, making $65K/year and forbidden from working overtime.

    Forget actuarial science. Even a half-assed programmer makes more money, and probably does more interesting work.

  79. some things never change... by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Some things never change...but need to be relearned since it happened before the "Interweb" was invented.
    Actuarial science was constantly being lauded as "the" or "one of the" "most valuable college majors" when I was in college in the early 1980s. Glad to see that some things haven't changed since then.

  80. IT and SW guilds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've long held the view that IT and SW development need to figure out a way to form a professional organization like the one physicians have. A "lite" example of this is the Society of Actuaries, and it looks like they're doing their job.

    I'd start with a guild like the Screen Actors Guild (SAG). One can start with working conditions and hours, leaving salary negotiations out of things.

    Yes, you'll have to pay the overhead of dues, but you get an organization with lawyers on retainer to help in working hour and unjust dismal disputes. It keeps collective bargaining out of things, which a lot of people have a problem with. It may also be possible to get group health insurance discounts, which people with families could appreciate (also, home and auto).

    Further down the road, the guild can perhaps have qualification testing so that one can "prove" one is worth more by developing skills ("Third Stage Guild Navigator^W Coder"), perhaps based on CMU's CMMI.

  81. Re:Makes losing my house a GOOD thing. UL, NFPA, I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the market value of your house has increased to 400k, you will not get 400k. You will get the value of that house. In the case of your house, you can expect the combined value of the debt and equity; but not more. The reason is to make you whole, or in the same financial place as you were before the loss.

    To be even more 'accurate', it's rarely the house (structure) that is worth (e.g.) 400k, or that goes up in value--it's the dirt. Generally you're buying the dirt (location! location! location!), and the structure is just an added bonus.

    In most US locales you can build a really nice house for $200-300 per sq. ft, and even something decent for $150. It actually doesn't cost a lot (relatively speaking) to build a new structure to live in.

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  83. Re:But don't insure your DVD player. Medical a mes by j-beda · · Score: 1

    I think that those are some good points, but health care can be complicated, and the financial incentives can have unintended consequences.

    If someone only has "catastrophic' coverage, they might have an incentive to avoid the outlays associated with "minor" issues, and thus those issues might tend to develop into major ones. Whoops, missed that early cancer diagnosis and now you are dead and/or a major money drain. Whoops, you skipped a cheap vaccination, now the whole town/school/business is sick. I guess we would need to employ some actuaries to figure out how common this type of thing is an how much more or less expensive it is then other systems that cover various "preventive" medical tests and procedures, even if they are "minor" expenses.

    I general we as a society end up covering a lot of emergency catastrophic medical expenses, regardless of the patient's individual coverage (emergency care is usually rendered before checking billing status). It makes sense to me to use a single-payer system with a mandate to cover the whole population, but at the very least all of the paperwork and forms should be standardized if we are gong to have a mess of different insurance and HMO systems out these.

  84. They covered preventative and checkups by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Yes, it does make sense for insurance to cover preventative care and checkups, because it did reduce overall costs. That's why they did it.

    > guess we would need to employ some actuaries to figure out how

    Yes, the insurance industry employed a lot of actuaries to figure that stuff out.

    > at the very least all of the paperwork and forms should be standardized if we are gong to have a mess of different insurance and HMO systems out these.

    You don't have separate car companies for each state, you don't have different standards for cell phones or beef in each state, where companies can only sell cars or phones or beef in their home state. How we use and interact with cars is pretty nuch standardized across the country because the same cars are sold everywhere, with Toyota's Texas plant competing with Ford's Chicago plant. Why in world don't let insurance or health plans be sold across state lines. A Texas company should be competing with a Florida company to offer the best deal (and the most convenient online, paperless experience).