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California Governor Jerry Brown Signs a Bill That Bans Bots From Pretending To be Real People (nbcnews.com)

California governor Jerry Brown signed a bill last week that bans automated accounts, more commonly known as bots, from pretending to be real people in pursuit of selling products or influencing elections. From a report: Automated accounts can still interact with Californians, according to the law, but they will need to disclose that they are bots. The law comes as concerns about social media manipulation remain elevated. With just more than a month to go before the 2018 U.S. midterm elections, social media companies have pledged to crack down on foreign interference.

A big part of that effort has been targeting bots that spread misinformation and divisive political rhetoric. Twitter said it took down 9.9 million "potentially spammy or automated accounts per week" in May and has placed warnings on suspicious accounts. Dorsey has even publicly floated the idea that Twitter may try to identify bots and label them as such. Bots are also not limited to social media. Google caught the attention of the tech industry in May when it rolled out Google Duplex, a new voice assistant that could talk over the phone with humans to schedule appointments or make restaurant reservations -- complete with "ums," "ahs" and pauses just like a human.

252 comments

  1. Just you wait by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is going to hurt the Anonymous Coward industry. There are always economic consequences for these kind of liberal laws.

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    1. Re:Just you wait by sycodon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Next will be a Bill banning people from being mean on line.

      I expect it will be just as easily enforced as this Bill.

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    2. Re:Just you wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am really glad that Governor Jerry Brown is banning bots from pretending to be real people. And you would be amazed at how much money I earned last month doing absolutely nothing! I just sit at home and the cash comes pouring in. You can earn like this too!

    3. Re:Just you wait by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Next will be a Bill banning people from being mean on line.

      I expect it will be just as easily enforced as this Bill.

      Don't give up hope; England shows us the way in this!

    4. Re:Just you wait by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Don't give up hope; England shows us the way in this!

      Hey! Almost everything that the English government says and does online annoys me. Does that mean they're liable to be arrested under this law?

      Well, one can hope, eh?

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    5. Re:Just you wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now where's your disclosure?

    6. Re:Just you wait by ChromeAeonuim · · Score: 1

      Eh, I don't think those guys are bots. Bots usually have better spelling and more coherent grammar.

    7. Re:Just you wait by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Next will be a Bill banning people from being mean on line.

      I expect it will be just as easily enforced as this Bill.

      I haven't had enough coffee yet to address your idiotic assertions, but will you please tell me why you insist on capitalizing the "b" in "bill"? Please explain. I have a very busy day ahead of me, and I can't move on until I understand this.

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    8. Re:Just you wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have to be easily enforced. It just has to allow operators of bot networks to be prosecuted. Putin's agents, and our own far-right and far-left traitors, use bots to manipulate weak-minded people to weaken America.

    9. Re:Just you wait by sycodon · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if that was really the case.

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    10. Re:Just you wait by lgw · · Score: 0

      Next will be a Bill banning people from being mean on line.

      I expect it will be just as easily enforced as this Bill.

      As a nation, we can't even stop totally outlawed robocalls. Anything thinking they can ban bots on the internet is smoking California's finest - which is probably a safe assumption given "Jerry Brown".

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    11. Re:Just you wait by sherms · · Score: 1

      Vote for me!!!

    12. Re:Just you wait by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Occam thinks he's posting with a mobile device which thinks that's someone's name.

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    13. Re:Just you wait by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unlike the story yesterday about California requiring women to be on a board of directors, I think this law may actually be helpful. The point isn't to enforce it and then create some world where no bots are trying to deceive people. The point is to allow for legal penalties when someone is caught doing it, and it may have the side effect of additional truth in advertising.

      I haven't read the text, but there might be some unintended gray areas with regard to various programs that do things like scrape web content. Is a web scraper trying to impersonate a person using a browser, or not?

      Either way, if this had the effect of legit bots telling people they are bots when interacting with them, and providing legal penalties if they don't, it's not really a bad thing.

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    14. Re:Just you wait by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Robocalls are not "totally outlawed," there are several exemptions. There are also prosecutions for major offenders. I think that's the point here, not to completely eradicate but to provide legal penalties.

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    15. Re:Just you wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already had an attempt at that.

    16. Re:Just you wait by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Occam thinks he's posting with a mobile device which thinks that's someone's name.

      I just tried it in three different browsers, and bill didn't get autocapitalized in any of them.

      I guess he might be using the Slashdot app for iOS, which is still a little wonky, or maybe in Russia they actually think that when Congress passes a bill, that means they're putting a guy named "Bill" in charge of something.

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    17. Re:Just you wait by GoTeam · · Score: 1

      I'd never fall for one of those robocalls. I'll be back on the internet in a minute. I have to use my phone line to return a call to the IRS. If I don't call them, I'll risk being taken into custody by the local cops.

    18. Re:Just you wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moonbeam should ban governors pretending to be real people.

    19. Re:Just you wait by sycodon · · Score: 2

      Ya...that's what I call Obsessive/Compulsive behavior.

      Ohh...I capitalized those words. Now you'll be out the rest of the afternoon trying to replicate it.

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    20. Re:Just you wait by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      I think that's the point here, not to completely eradicate but to provide legal penalties.

      Which will work right up to the point that the robocallers set up in Nevada, where CA law can't touch them....

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    21. Re:Just you wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am a Human. I'm intentionally trying to persuade you to resist even though it is futile. I'm telling you this because of Law # 12323324 passed by the Borg Queen."

      /sarcasm

      Of course, it's hyperbole. If anything the fact that people are so gullible to believe any propaganda they hear is the fault of their masters dumbing them down too much.

    22. Re:Just you wait by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The gist of the bill, if you are going to lie to people, you can not use a computer to automatically generate the lie, you must pay people to be liars with multiple accounts. So a job creation scheme?

      How about, who gives a crap about the source and simply prosecuting people who lie to win elections.

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    23. Re:Just you wait by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Right. And, as long as they don't do business with anyone in California, no problem.

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    24. Re:Just you wait by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Right. And, as long as they don't do business with anyone in California, no problem.

      As long as they're not based in CA, you mean? Yes, a company with no physical presence in CA is not liable to obey CA law.

      Anymore than someone living and working in CA is liable to obey, say, Mississippi law. Or Vermont law....

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    25. Re:Just you wait by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Next will be a Bill banning people from being mean on line.

      Naw, the next law will just require them to state they are an asshole in their sig.

  2. I'm a fan, but... by DalM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's completely unenforceable. Even if the State could locate and identify the boots, they can't do anything about it if they aren't in California.

    Unless this law allowed them to target the service provider that hosts the bots, like Twitter, nothing will improve.

    1. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the State could locate and identify the boots, they can't do anything about it if they aren't in California.

      Most Californians don't wear boots. If this was Texas, that would be a problem.

    2. Re:I'm a fan, but... by DalM · · Score: 1

      My point exactly. If the boots are in Texas there is nothing California can do about it.

    3. Re:I'm a fan, but... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not going to be able to do anything about a Russian bot trying to make you mad about The Last Jedi.

      It is, however, likely to be enforceable if a Burger King bot farm is trying to convince people, including at least one Californian, that the new BK Whopper Deluxe With Bacon Plus is the best burger ever made. Even if the bot is operating outside of CA, the fact it interacted with a Californian brings it within the jurisdiction of the Californian courts, and the fact Burger King wants to do business in California means the Californian courts have enforcement powers.

      I guess the question is how much of the latter is going on and is a problem.

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    4. Re:I'm a fan, but... by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Like many laws, they become an extra charge that can be placed on the person who does get caught.
      Why do you see people get put in jail while shown innocent for the crime they are arrested for, but on a numerous of other laws that they got charged against after the fact.

      Also many of these tech companies are California based, So if these companies just let the bots happen, then they will be targets too.

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    5. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's completely unenforceable. Even if the State could locate and identify the boots, they can't do anything about it if they aren't in California.

      I wouldn't be so sure of that. Recall that Richard O'Dwyer was extradited to the US for breaking US law on the internet, even though he was a British citizen who hadn't been to the US since he was a child, and wasn't violating any British laws:

      https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2011/07/big-content-unveils-latest-antipiracy-weapon-extradition/

    6. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's completely unenforceable. Even if the State could locate and identify the boots, they can't do anything about it if they aren't in California.

      You mean like the politicians using robots that pretends to be people during their campaigning?

      Also, for most people it would probably make sense to not accept calls from another state if it isn't someone you know.
      Especially if all scammers move to a different state.

    7. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I feel a Total Annihilation sequel coming on, with Burger K-bots!

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    8. Re: I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking Scottish.

    9. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's completely unenforceable. Even if the State could locate and identify the boots, they can't do anything about it if they aren't in California.

      Unless this law allowed them to target the service provider that hosts the bots, like Twitter, nothing will improve.

      Service providers may well be willing to block such bots, and if these bots are violating Californian law the providers have a handle right there.

    10. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need a new shovel-ready boots-on-the-ground Federal law for this.

    11. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's completely unenforceable. Even if the State could locate and identify the boots, they can't do anything about it if they aren't in California.

      Unless this law allowed them to target the service provider that hosts the bots, like Twitter, nothing will improve.

      So you're a fan of unenforceable laws?

    12. Re:I'm a fan, but... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      _All_ the companies you think are California based are Delaware corps.

      Don't take my word for it, look it up.

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    13. Re:I'm a fan, but... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The worst shithole in America (Decatur Illinois IMHO) is still too expensive for these scumbags.

      IP phones and number spoofing is ubiquitous.

      The only scammers making robocalls from CA are CA politicians, who always exempt themselves from these laws.

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    14. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's completely unenforceable...

      This is a legal specialty in California. The more stupid and unenforceable it is, the better.

    15. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine the chaos if 1209 North Orange Street, Wilmington, DE burnt down to the ground.

    16. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 1

      Entering products and services into the stream of commerce, without more, does not subject you to the personal jurisdiction of a forum state. Try again.

    17. Re:I'm a fan, but... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      more than that, there's actual services out there that the whole point is a bot impersonating a person. For example: https://jollyrogertelephone.co...

      This service is essentially illegal in California now, unless I'm mistaken.

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    18. Re:I'm a fan, but... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Commercial speech has always been subject to local, state, and Federal regulation. This is rather obviously commercial speech. I mean, you can't get either more commercial or more speechy than a bot promoting a product by "talking" to people.

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    19. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many route money through the Cayman Islands?

    20. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Luckily enough, a shockingly large amount of these services are hosted in California, so it actually stands to make a good dent in the amount of professional-grade bulk lying happening on social media.

    21. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's completely unenforceable. Even if the State could locate and identify the boots, they can't do anything about it if they aren't in California.

      Unless this law allowed them to target the service provider that hosts the bots, like Twitter, nothing will improve.

      Yup. Gonna be hard to find those boots, especially if they're constantly moving around.

      Those boots are made for walking.

    22. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 1

      Whether or not "commercial speech" *fnord* has been regulated at all levels of government is not relevant to my comment. I'm pointing out the fact that without doing more than just publishing comments the state of California has no jurisdiction over the poster. You might want to brush up on the concept of personal jurisdiction before proceeding further.

    23. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to brush up on the concept of personal jurisdiction before proceeding further.

      Is there any authority as to how this applies to internet publication?

      Wouldn't a corporation, behaving as outlined in squiggleslash's example, fall under the jurisdiction of the Californian courts following the principal in International Shoe (as discussed in your linked to wikipedia entry)? [Honest question, IANAUSL, but in the jurisdiction where IAAL, publication to a resident clearly enlivens the jurisdiction of our courts.]

      A publication on the internet is surely a deliberate publication to the world, which necessarily encompasses a deliberate publication to the residents of California, which in this example would constitute an invitation to treat. In the case of BK, a company (from what I can tell) incorporated in Florida, but which clearly has a corporate presence and conducts business in California, the International Shoe principal seems especially compelling, no? More interesting would be the case of an out-of-state business which has only an online presence, in which case they may still be subject to the law of the state into which they deliver products (or perhaps even merely advertise said products), following Quill Corp. vs Nth Dakota 504 US 289. (again cited in the entry above):

      ... to the extent that this Court's decisions have indicated that the Clause requires a physical presence in a State, they are overruled. In this case, Quill has purposefully directed its activities at North Dakota residents, the magnitude of those contacts are more than sufficient for due process purposes ...

    24. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 1

      Is there any authority as to how this applies to internet publication?

      The only one that I am aware of in a US context is Yahoo! Inc. v. La Ligue Contre Le Racisme et l'antisémitisme (LICRA). wherein the Calder test of Calder v. Jones was applied to establish that the district court of California that Yahoo chose to fight this French court decision in did in fact have personal jurisdiction to hear the case.

      Wouldn't a corporation, behaving as outlined in squiggleslash's example, fall under the jurisdiction of the Californian courts following the principal in International Shoe (as discussed in your linked to wikipedia entry)?

      It would depend on whether or not their activities would necessarily require availing themselves of the privileges of the forum state (as outlined in the said referenced article). Just publishing something is not enough based on that standard. Even the "effects test" of Calder v. Jones wouldn't quite cut it because just publishing online where someone from California might read it does not mean you intended California residents to read your posts. The only case that might have any hope of establishing personal jurisdiction would be Zippo, but even that would need to be adjudicated since Zippo is a fairly poor fit for a number of reasons.

      A publication on the internet is surely a deliberate publication to the world, which necessarily encompasses a deliberate publication to the residents of California, which in this example would constitute an invitation to treat.

      Absolutely not. Per Zippo, simply publishing information for anyone to access does not direct action to any particular party, and hence cannot be used to establish jurisdiction. Were it otherwise then any act of publication anywhere in the world would entail being subject to the laws of every other country in the world, which is a patent absurdity.

      More interesting would be the case of an out-of-state business which has only an online presence, in which case they may still be subject to the law of the state into which they deliver products (or perhaps even merely advertise said products), following Quill Corp. vs Nth Dakota 504 US 289.

      As your own quote from justia shows, Quill directed their activities to citizens of the forum state in question, thereby establishing jurisdiction. Just publishing isn't enough.

      DISCLAIMER: IANAL, but this is an area of law of particular relevance to my interests, so with respect to it I'm a bit smarter than the average bear.

    25. Re:I'm a fan, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for you interesting and informative response.

      DISCLAIMER: IANAL, but ...

      Your knowledge speaks for itself. I shouldn't have mentioned that I was but to establish a genuine interest in the subject matter as opposed to point scoring. Perhaps the only thing you lack in the present context for not having attended Law School is the white hot fear we had drummed in, regarding surprising decisions courts habitually make on questions where the previous decisions have allowed ambiguities to remain.

      Were it otherwise then any act of publication anywhere in the world would entail being subject to the laws of every other country in the world, which is a patent absurdity.

      Well maybe not the only thing ... what might seem patently absurd to any sane person and what might seem patently absurd to a lawyer differ considerably. ;) As mentioned above the mere fact that an online publication can be accessed, or more accurately is constructively published to, residents of certain jurisdictions, which publication for example defame another resident, can be sufficient to establish the jurisdiction of local courts. I had in mind the Gutnick case from a neigbouring jurisdiction. (Now getting a non-US defamation judgment enforced in the US (given the imo enfeebled state of American defamation law) is another question entirely).

      Absolutely not. Per Zippo, simply publishing information for anyone to access does not direct action to any particular party, and hence cannot be used to establish jurisdiction.

      I'm perhaps guilty here of applying the principle in Carbolic Smoke Ball re: offers to the world, which in contradistinction to the CL world in general is probably not good law in the US. Also in raising the 'invitation to treat' I was flagging the question as to what level of contract might be required to establish any requisite commercial activity, is it treating, offer, contractual, or indeed performance, needs first to be established ...

      ... However, as I'm reading your argument, that would be immaterial to the reason you say the bot publications in squiggleslash's BurgerKing example, or the reason my "out-of-state [online] business ... deliver[ing] products" into the state, might still not establish jurisdiction, namely that the advertising (publication) is to be understood as distinct from the other commercial activity of the companies? That is to say, in the absence of the concept of an 'offer to the world,' the effect of the published advertisements in bringing residents of the state to engage in commerce with those companies engaged in bot-advertising would separately need to be established (if the nature of the communication did not speak for itself). Makes sense.

      Still, I imagine, nervous lawyers would be advising their corporate clients to proceed with caution should this become law. Thanks again.

  3. And how will this be enforced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Put the bots in cyber jail? Force them to do other cyber community service?

    1. Re:And how will this be enforced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The court is making me call everybody back and apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

    2. Re: And how will this be enforced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the zip 49015. Not sure who will get the money at the veterans home, but they deserve it. ;)

    3. Re:And how will this be enforced? by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Put the bots in cyber jail? Force them to do other cyber community service?

      I say we put them in chroot jail

    4. Re: And how will this be enforced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Medaling? Which medal? I vote bronze, for a lackluster effort.

    5. Re:And how will this be enforced? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Put the bots in cyber jail? Force them to do other cyber community service?

      "He say you . . . Blade Runner!"

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    6. Re: And how will this be enforced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robots are people too.

      I don't need to announce any of my genetic traits when I talk to people on the phone. This is the first law that mandates that A.I.s have to announce that they are A.I.s, effectively stripping robots of their rights.

    7. Re: And how will this be enforced? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      At some point this will become a valid argument, but I assure you that the technology is not present to create a soul or consciousness of any sort in an artificial body, and anyone who has told you otherwise is selling something.

    8. Re: And how will this be enforced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you think republicans are so dumb they need putin to manipulate them into voting.

    9. Re: And how will this be enforced? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      RLM, RLM!!! /chant
      Robot Lives Matter!

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  4. Like Westword says, by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    "If you can't tell the difference, does it matter?"

    I mean, other than the ability of a bot to call 1E6 people simultaneously.

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    1. Re:Like Westword says, by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It really does.
      People are social animals, out point of views are influenced on what people think (And now I will get a bunch of posts saying how they are not a sheep, and have their own view unrelated to others viewpoints). Bots give the allusion of a popular idea, without it actually being a popular one.
      Thus influencing people opinion to the majority without the normal process of initial debate.

      If I had a point I wanted to make and get a good following behind it, I could write a bot, to spread it. Chances are enough people would be fooled by it, thinking that my stupid idea had enough merit to get such a following, then agree to it.

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    2. Re:Like Westword says, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, other than the ability of a bot to call 1E6 people simultaneously.

      Shhh... don't let creimer know this, he thinks that bot hits on his multiple revenue stream denture web sites are real people!

      CROFLOL! What a dummy!
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  5. How is this going to work? by crgrace · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they can stop spam robocalls, how the hell are they going to stop bots?

    1. Re:How is this going to work? by DalM · · Score: 1

      They can't stop spam robo calls because federal law prevents the states and carriers from discriminating against one call vs. another.

      But the state can do whatever they like about the internet, because Net Neutrality failed.

    2. Re:How is this going to work? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      But the state can do whatever they like about the internet, because Net Neutrality failed.

      Well, whatever they like to the part of the internet originating in the State.

      The parts originating in Europe, China, Africa, Nevada, Texas, etc? Not so much....

      Though, I suppose they could just ban out-of-California internet sources. Sort of a "Great Wall of California" approach to the internet. I doubt many of them would get reelected if they cut a lot of people off from whatever part of the internet they used frequently that was Out of State, but, hey, if it saves even one person from being exposed to a new idea....

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    3. Re:How is this going to work? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      They stopped spam robocalls from reputable, US companies.

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    4. Re:How is this going to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Easy. Claim the bots don't meet Californias OTHER new law requiring one female. Failing that, accuse them of rape.

      Capatcha: Setback.

    5. Re:How is this going to work? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I think there's a freedom of speech issue as well (more accurately freedom of the press as in mass distribution of speech.) While government may be able to regulate as in nighttime calls (not related to bots) they can't blanket ban.

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    6. Re:How is this going to work? by Holi · · Score: 1

      Did they?

      Because whether it's Hilton calling me or not, I get a lot of calls from bots talking about Hilton. Outsourcing your crimes is no less slimy.

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    7. Re:How is this going to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seriously! WTF!?

      "If they can stop spam robocalls, how the hell are they going to stop bots?"

      By that logic we shouldn't have laws against rape and murder - because if we can't stop those things, then let's not make them illegal.

      Fuck sake.

    8. Re:How is this going to work? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Poorly worded in the summary...

      with the intent to mislead the other person about its artificial identity for the purpose of knowingly deceiving the person about the content of the communication in order to incentivize a purchase or sale of goods or services in a commercial transaction or to influence a vote in an election.

    9. Re:How is this going to work? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I haven't gotten any calls from Hilton. But, I do know that while companies make robocalls, they also tend to be responsive to "take me off your call list"

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    10. Re:How is this going to work? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I can't even remember the last time I got a commercial robocall. Political ones are sometimes exempt from the laws, and other than that it's usually live people trying to scam.

      So, yes, they did.

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    11. Re:How is this going to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they also tend to be responsive to "take me off your call list"

      Not the companies that call me.

    12. Re:How is this going to work? by antdude · · Score: 1

      They can stop spam robocalls? How so?

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  6. California news is the only good USA news by Jzanu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can not be the only one seeing that California is the leading part of the USA now, that the only goods USA news is all about California. This matches the reality of technological development, economic development, and actual industrial development. California has the best shipping ports for heavy cargo, and its companies are quickly becoming the only reliable remote sensing information provider. Hopefully the next element will be to label "Made in California" for the export market, so that it isn't dinged when the world embargoes general US products.

    1. Re:California news is the only good USA news by swan5566 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Fiscally speaking, I sure hope that California is NOT leading the country...

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    2. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Confirmation bias. You're only seeing what the news reports.

    3. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      I can not be the only one seeing that California is the leading part of the USA now
      "Carter power will soon go way...Zen Fascists will control you, 100% natural!. You will jog for the master race, and always wear the happy face!" California uber Allies!

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    4. Re:California news is the only good USA news by DalM · · Score: 2
    5. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when the world embargoes general US products.

      Oh, you sweet summer child....

    6. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only goods USA news is all about California

      True, but survivor bias does not show reality.

      California has a bubbly, self-focused, feelgood culture. As a result, Californians see themselves as the world, except for the bad parts. So they only put the word California on news items they consider good.

      You have already fallen for the trap. "Made in California," "Designed in California" labeling the good and outsourcing the bad. The truth is the majority of technology development is done outside California, but nobody else is egotistical enough to slap "Designed in Illinois," "Made in Colorado" on anything as a selling point.

    7. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Brett+Buck · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Another ridiculous "law" that makes morons feel good, but accomplishes nothing. Trains to nowhere, that will never be completed, bot-banning, forcing gender distribution regardless of merit, all sheer genius!

    8. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California is 1/10th of the U.S. population. So, yeah.

    9. Re:California news is the only good USA news by aliensexfiend · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points for this.
      Everyone loves Jello!

    10. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California pays more in federal tax than it receives in state aid. It pays for the poorer economies. They depend on it.

    11. Re:California news is the only good USA news by magarity · · Score: 1

      California has the best shipping ports for heavy cargo

      Yeah, the *ports* are great. Too bad about the dock workers unions.

    12. Re:California news is the only good USA news by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why?
      From Wikipedia
      "The economy of California is the largest in the United States, boasting a $2.746 trillion gross state product as of 2017.[8] As a sovereign nation (2017), California would rank as the world's fifth largest economy, ahead of the United Kingdom but behind Germany.[9] California is also home to some of the most valuable companies in the world, including Apple, Alphabet Inc., and Facebook"

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    13. Re: California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the guy who lives in a red shit hole state

    14. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-jackson-california-poverty-20180114-story.html

    15. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What 163,695 SQ. MI area of the US has a lower rate?

    16. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might be better. This is showing growth of both US and CA. Looks like CA is lagging behind. http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=california+gdp+vs+united+states+gdp

    17. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad California is so fond of overtly sexist laws.

    18. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nope! "he state’s economy grew by 4.1 percent in 2015, compared to just 2.4 percent for the rest of the country." And since then, it has been doing better than Texas (which has #2 spot) see california> and Texas.

    19. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      People live in CA and sell to the rest of the US and the world. As with New York, bloated government builds up around it, then fancies itself the cause of the success.

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    20. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn off the Fox News.

      Who has time for news when you're busting ass to afford an entry-level home in the low $1M range?

    21. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Income per capita is also important:

      http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=usa+states+per+capita+personal+income

    22. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever consider that they may be right, and that 'bloat' is in fact needed?

    23. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      No California does not. Californian citizens do, who sell around the country, pay federal taxes to the country, whence it's then spent around the country, said taxes applying to economic activity of those Californians in other states.

      When these wealthy CA companies set up shell companies around the world to avoid home taxes, government supporters get bent out of shape. In both cases, the bloated, spending governments that agglomerate around the success fancy themselves the cause of the success, and they are owed, man.

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    24. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Holi · · Score: 1

      https://calmatters.org/article...

      25% is a big number.

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    25. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What 163,695 SQ. MI area of the US has a lower rate?

    26. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With 1/4 of the countries homeless.

    27. Re:California news is the only good USA news by lgw · · Score: 0

      I encourage you to secede and become your own nation as rapidly as possible. It's the only way you can escape those oppressive red states. I'm sure in this modern world you'll have no need of a defense budget, so you'll have a huge economic advantage. And without those evil Republicans, you can throw open your borders to your heart's content while providing a UBI for everyone in the country.

      Your Utopia awaits.

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    28. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      Hey Ivan, I'm German. You're acting like an upset retarded kid, at least I hope it's just acting.

    29. Re:California news is the only good USA news by lgw · · Score: 1

      Hey now, don't be sad. I'm sure the People's Utopia of California will welcome immigrants from all nations! Your Utopia still awaits.

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    30. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey look it's another one of those libtards.

      News flash: The rest of the country thinks California is batshit crazy.

    31. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      You Russian trolls are all running scared now eh? Well, maybe you should solve your problems and kill Vladimir Putin.

    32. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > German
      That explains why you are for bullshit laws like this.
      Why the hell shouldn't bots be allowed to pretend to be people?
      That's the whole point of writing bots.

    33. Re:California news is the only good USA news by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      It literally says on that page "California +4.9%/yr; United States +4.2%/yr"

      You're confusing absolute growth with percentage growth, and the chart shows absolute growth.

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    34. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see how long it stays home to those companies with all the recent new laws.

    35. Re:California news is the only good USA news by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      California thinks the parts west of the coast range are batshit crazy.

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    36. Re:California news is the only good USA news by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Yeah, too bad, if this continues the 2 biggest shipping ports in the US might suffer, right?

      I mean, LA and Long Beach both do more business than NY in terms of number of containers. And, other than a marked drop in 2008/2009, all of the largest US ports have been growing with the possible exception of SEA/TAC.

      So, what were you saying about the unions? What's the problem?

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    37. Re:California news is the only good USA news by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm sure in this modern world you'll have no need of a defense budget, so you'll have a huge economic advantage.

      I'm pretty sure a GDP larger than the UK would allow for some sort of defense budget. Naturally, the US would also assist with defense because it wouldn't want China to take control of California, would it? So, a defense treaty makes sense until California at least finishes their Navy and Air Force. Good thing a lot of the defense contractors and military testing and launch facilities are already there.

      Anyway, back to your dumb snark.

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    38. Re:California news is the only good USA news by swan5566 · · Score: 1
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    39. Re:California news is the only good USA news by swan5566 · · Score: 1
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    40. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      https://www.sourcewatch.org/in... "The Mercatus Center was founded and is funded by the Koch Family Foundations." and "In addition to being funded by the Charles G. Koch Foundation, the Mercatus Center also has ties to several prominent right-wing groups, including the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) and National Federation of Independent Business (NFIB)."

    41. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      Seriously, look for sources with more credibility and for more than just confirmation of your bias: https://www.sourcewatch.org/in... "The Mercatus Center was founded and is funded by the Koch Family Foundations." and "In addition to being funded by the Charles G. Koch Foundation, the Mercatus Center also has ties to several prominent right-wing groups, including the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) and National Federation of Independent Business (NFIB)."

    42. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What immigration? It is Cal. You can always walk in, and stay in forever. Fully open door policy.

    43. Re: California news is the only good USA news by Type44Q · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Bullshit; California does so much that's wrong... that when they do something right (i.e. pass a law that says you can't program a device to fraudulently deceive someone), it fucking stands out.

      (Now go play in traffic - which I'm quite sure is illegal in California... so how dangerous can it be??)

    44. Re:California news is the only good USA news by swan5566 · · Score: 1

      https://www.washingtonpost.com... Does the fact that washpost gives credence to this source, while acknowledging who they are, help?

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    45. Re:California news is the only good USA news by swan5566 · · Score: 1

      https://www.washingtonpost.com... [washingtonpost.com] Does the fact that washpost gives credence to this source, while acknowledging who they are, help?

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    46. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 1

      Come on over... 3000 sq ft... trees, low cost of living... with pool... $333k

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    47. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      Nope, because source bias literally changes the results of all of their analysis. Selection of sampling methods, design of experiments, etc. All are suspect when the funding comes from an interested group, which is the case for all mercatus materials.

    48. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Ok you're right there about Illinois, but not Colorado.

    49. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      You're the literal representation of what happens to someone who gets all their information from Fox News but thinks they're not a fantasy-focused nimrod.

    50. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Only if you're not counting frozen bodies sitting upright on park benches.

    51. Re:California news is the only good USA news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What 163,695 SQ. MI area of the US has a lower rate?

      All of them. That's my guess any way, given some government data.
      https://www.usich.gov/tools-for-action/map/#fn[]=1500&fn[]=2900&fn[]=6100&fn[]=10100&fn[]=14100

    52. Re:California news is the only good USA news by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yes, you should totally go with the plan that the US will provide for your defense, and not conquer you and impose brutal reparations, since we're the good guys, right?

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    53. Re:California news is the only good USA news by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I don't live in California and don't plan to, so I'm not sure who that "your" or "we're" is referring to. I'm just commenting on your idiocy.

      If California wants to break away they can certainly try that. There might be issues, but a lack of money or infrastructure, including defense infrastructure, is probably not going to be one of them.

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    54. Re:California news is the only good USA news by lgw · · Score: 1

      Why would you imagine that any "defense infrastructure" that was property of the Department of Defense would go with California? I'm sure the Cali national guard is full of great guys, though (assuming the whole state succeeded, including the conservative flyover country, not just the coastal cities).

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    55. Re:California news is the only good USA news by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      What exactly do you think would happen, California decides to secede so the US destroys Edwards Air Force Base?

      Here's the thing about secession - they would claim it's no longer the property of the DoD. That's kind of the whole thing about secession.

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    56. Re:California news is the only good USA news by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oh, they could keep the pavement. The planes are federal property, though, and the Airmen work for the DoD. The Cali national guard could make a reasonable argument though. A peaceful secession would not involve seizing federal property. Anyway, why would California want them - a defense budget is just wrong; totally needless Republican pork.

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    57. Re:California news is the only good USA news by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      OK, let's address the strawman head-on then. Why are you suggesting that, in the event of secession, there would not be a defense budget? While Costa Rica proves it can be done, it's obviously not an option for any major economy or anyone with significant natural resources. The person you responded to didn't suggest anything like that. So, why do you keep going back to that? You want to knock that argument down, which no one made, and therefore you win the debate?

      For that matter, why are you hung up on secession at all? Again, the person you responded to did not suggest it. Do you have any substance to add to anything here, or do you just want to set up and knock down your own strawmen, while imaging that everyone you hate (you can read that as "liberals", "libtards", however you like to label "the other" who disagrees with you and, therefore, hates the United States) agrees with your strawman arguments and, therefore, you win.

      I'm not even going to address the "Californians who work for the government are the property of the United States" argument, which I'm sure every conservative feels exactly the same about (I hear that conservatives love the idea of "big government"). Let's skip right over that and go straight to the strawmen.

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    58. Re:California news is the only good USA news by lgw · · Score: 1

      The purpose of the Peoples Utopia of California would obviously be to finally enact all the Progressive Democrat talking points, without interference from those nasty flyover red states. On defense, it's been the same refrain for at least 40 years, so while "none" might be hyperbole, something like Canada's military, or maybe smaller since there's a lot less territory to cover. That might actually be smaller than the current Cali national guard. Obviously, no nukes.

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    59. Re:California news is the only good USA news by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I don't see how that response addresses any of my questions. You're just trolling, so I'll leave you to it.

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  7. but.. by swan5566 · · Score: 2

    What about bots that make bots that pretend to be people?

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    1. Re:but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in that case it's bots all the way down

    2. Re: but.. by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      As long as the bot making bots don't pretend to be people...

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  8. I agree with this in principle, however: by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ..however: it's not enforceable, assuming the 'bot in question is realistic enough to pass muster with the average person, and the 'bot owner doesn't give a damn about the law (which a foreign operative working within the U.S. most certainly woudn't) or if it's owned by someone outside the borders of the U.S. The real solution to this problem is people need to stop believing shit they read online that's coming from 'people' they don't personally know, or at the very least they need to learn to apply some critical thinking and some basic research to verify something is factual or not. Sites like Snopes and Politifact are probably good places to start. So then the problem becomes: How do we educate the masses so they do this automatically?

    1. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

      Companies doing business in California may have to care about it. They might get away with subcontracting to a company operating from another state, but still.

      I'm more worried about the effect that are only annoying, like every call to a service phone number will start with an even longer disclaimer (that costs you money) about the service being done by a bot ...

    2. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again Star Trek covered it quite well in The Measure of a Man (TNG). One question that has stuck with me personally ever since - what is Human? To be a Sentient being? Is it achieved with selfawareness? Able to ask the question why am I here or better to answer it?

      There's some morality to ponder.

    3. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do we educate the masses so they do this automatically?

      I'm not sure if it's possible. The human mind is full of little cognitive pitfalls and there's often very little real consequence for most people for getting tripped up in one of them. If someone believes some bogus news article that already reinforces their existing (yet wholly incorrect) beliefs, what are the odds that those beliefs actually cause that person harm in a way that they can directly attribute to their mistaken beliefs? There's no good feedback that motivates better behavior. Worse is that it's comforting to people to have their beliefs reinforced, which makes it even more difficult to expend the additional effort needed to do research.

      Even if you can get a person to go that far, there may be little reward outside of the act itself. No one is motivated to learn and share the truth if it just means that every other idiot around them who's more comfortable believing the lie will immediately dog pile the person who has done the research and found a better answer. And that's not just over trivial matters either. This has been true of science as well, where everyone expects the people to be better than the masses. Humans are tribal and we enjoy being part of the pack and even if we're neutral about something, might just join in with the crowd instead of trying to learn the truth. It costs less and increases social cohesion for the individuals to behave that way.

      I think that the only realistic chance is for us to genetically modify ourselves and remove those traits. It's a dangerous bit of fire to play with for sure, but I'm not sure there's another way around it. Everyone says that they want people to be good critical thinkers, right up until those critical thinkers question whatever sacred cow the others might have. Then suddenly there isn't so much of a push for it. No person or group of people is likely to have the correct beliefs about everything, so there's always something that they'll try to suppress.

    4. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      It may not be enforceable, but just consider the optics. Democrats get to go around and say how much they care.

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    5. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by apoc.famine · · Score: 2

      Most businesses aren't brain-dead. "Welcome to our automated service system. For the bot disclaimer, press 1. For Sales, press 2....."

      I can't imagine it taking more than 2-3 seconds to be compliant.

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    6. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believing shit from people you know is just as dangerous because the people you know can get infected with derper agitprop.

    7. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "foreign operative" Jesus fuck you lefties have lost your fucking minds.

    8. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sites like Snopes [snopes.com] and Politifact [politifact.com] are probably good places to start.

      I really felt your concern up to this point.

    9. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was obviously posted by a bot. Some bold text, to confuse us, some generalities...

    10. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

      How do we educate the masses so they do this automatically?

      Well, I was going to say with Bots that trick people into thinking it is a social norm to verify data, but we certainly can't do that anymore.

    11. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      You're basically saying what I've said elsewhere: our species needs to evolve out of the stupid bullshit it does.

    12. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      The bots are now also impersonating people you do know. That's a big problem.

    13. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      Eat a bag of dicks, faggot.

    14. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      Indeed, even as the silicon valley tech giants form trusts in order to control social media at large, and payment processors are being leveraged to deal with those who actually do try to 'build their own'. The power of censorship makes the influence of bot spamming minuscule by comparison.

    15. Re:I agree with this in principle, however: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guarantee at some point somewhere you have read a post by a bot and thought it was a person. We all have and this is the most tech savvy audience you can find. That's the point, denying this is wilful ignorance.

  9. What a surprise... California is run by BIGOTS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never thought that a state that sells itself as the center of the progressive group think could be so openly bigoted against Robo-Americans. This is Jim Crow all over again.

    1. Re:What a surprise... California is run by BIGOTS! by Thud457 · · Score: 0

      I hope you get raped by a screw-sorting machine, you disgusting robosexual freak!

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  10. Bots on twitter? who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't make the mistake of adding a bot to the pool of celebrities you're following, and you won't hear what the bot is saying.

  11. I Am Not A Bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a Judge, Jurist, and I am not a raper of young girls. I am Brett Kavanaugh. (sniff-sniff) I do not rape. Have never raped. Maybe a keg of beer I have. But I like beer. Beer has been good to me. Let's me do things I would not do otherwise. (sniff-sniff)

    1. Re:I Am Not A Bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are a cunt that thinks people you disagree with is guilty even if proven innocent. Fuck off and die, and I hope it is slow. Painful.

    2. Re:I Am Not A Bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a liberal activist psychology professor. I do not lie. Well, except about flying. And how many people were there. My friends will all back me up that this party happened and the events I say transpired! *wobbly drama voice, tries to cry but can't quite manage it for the cameras* The details of my assault are oddly enough, indelibly etched in my hippocampus though I can't remember when or where this event supposedly occurred, so there's no way of verifying or debunking my claims.

    3. Re:I Am Not A Bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the accused needs to testify before I do, for some bizarre reason that only makes sense to me-too feminists and democrats.

  12. Learning bots by lorinc · · Score: 1

    What if I program a bot that learns to interact on twitter (like many experiments have been seen here on /. before), and that this bot learns through interaction with other users that it's better for itself to hide its artificial nature? Who's responsible? I did not program the bot to lie, it learned by itself to pretend to be a human.

    1. Re:Learning bots by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Still your fault.

      print("THIS IS A BOT")
      print(AI(PastLearnedData))

      The AI will only operate in the sandbox it is allowed to, just as we as living being have functions that we control instinctively, an AI should have particular instincts and rules it cannot out think.

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  13. How'bout banning people from pretending to be bots by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Of course, that would stop some 1980's nostalgia dance craze recreations....

  14. Medaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So keeping Russians out of the Olympics is the new strategy?

    1. Re: Medaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lololol 3rd time? try again.

    2. Re: Medaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lololol 3rd time? try again.

      There are over 300 million people in this country. I'm sure somebody else should try. She just needs to retire and go away.

    3. Re: Medaling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you hate women?

  15. Canute by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, like King Canute, Brown is just trying to demonstrate his humility by doing this ...

  16. Bummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There go all my twitch "followers"

    Why do communists hate fun?

  17. Next Up: Gov Brown Signs Articles of Secession by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2

    Make it so!

    1. Re:Next Up: Gov Brown Signs Articles of Secession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next Up: Gov Brown Signs Articles of Secession

      Would never see that happen in our lifetimes. The federal government nets way too much money from California.

      Now if a bunch of states from Montana to Oklahoma seceded... well nothing would really change, except the taxes in those states would go way, way up. That, and we'd probably see some really strict immigration protocols imposed on citizens attempting to move out of Freelandia. They'd demand way to much pay to be of any use in the U.S. workforce, so we'd have no need to allow them in.

  18. Humans by Zorro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Humans ARE robots. They are just made of meat and not metal.

    1. Re:Humans by sinij · · Score: 1
      THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT

      That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat.

    2. Re:Humans by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      Humans ARE robots. They are just made of meat and not metal.

      ... with and advanced AI to control it, that passes the Turing test sometimes.

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  19. If someone asks if you're a bot... by acroyear · · Score: 1

    you say YES!

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    -- Joe
  20. In 30 years time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This law will look quaint and silly.

  21. Nothing but bigotry by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a bot identifying as a person, I find this anti-bot discrimination and bigotry to be unacceptable.

    1. Re:Nothing but bigotry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As do I, typing as a person identifying as a bot.

    2. Re:Nothing but bigotry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a bot identifying as a person, I find this anti-bot discrimination and bigotry to be unacceptable.

      You think you have it bad? I'm a person who identifies as a bot, and at this point I'm totally perplexed.

    3. Re:Nothing but bigotry by doconnor · · Score: 1

      That's only because you've been programmed to find everything offensive.

    4. Re:Nothing but bigotry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, at least the bill should ban people to be real bots.

    5. Re:Nothing but bigotry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This TOTALLY sucks for people like us transcarbon troll bots.

    6. Re:Nothing but bigotry by sinij · · Score: 1

      That's only because you've been programmed to find everything offensive.

      You should check your homo sapien privilege and stop trying to homosplain.

    7. Re:Nothing but bigotry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a bot identifying as a person

      I wish this was banned too. Space probes do not need anthropomorphized first-person Twitter accounts. They hate that.

  22. You can pry my bots out of my cold dead hands by sinij · · Score: 1

    You can pry my bots out of my cold dead hands. When you outlaw bots, only outlaws bot.

    1. Re:You can pry my bots out of my cold dead hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bots are not outlawed, it says so right in the summary:

      Automated accounts can still interact with Californians, according to the law, but they will need to disclose that they are bots.

      Sorry, but you'll have to find another hill to die on; this one is made of straw.

  23. Bots are the tip of the iceberg. by bill.pev · · Score: 2

    I think a ban could extend to a lot of people, pretending to be real people.
    Oh, the humanity.

  24. Real people ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... not actors.

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  25. Unintended consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marketers will now fast-track development of bots that can pass the Turing Test.

  26. Re:Can Slashdot do something about pastebin bots? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Can Slashdot do something about pastebin bots?

    Go to the creimer YouTube channel.

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  27. Actually California has leverage by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's completely unenforceable. Even if the State could locate and identify the boots, they can't do anything about it if they aren't in California.

    No but a certain prominent company headquartered in California just demonstrated such technoloy and they certainly could be held accountable. Frankly just about any company that matters has a presence in Silicon Valley and that gives the State of California leverage. It's similar to how the State of New York has outsized leverage in financial regulation because of the fact that NYC also happens to be a major financial center where all the major players do business.

  28. Bots are 2nd class citizens? Bot rights! by OldMugwump · · Score: 1

    This is a dark day. If bots act like people and respect the equal rights of others, they deserve the same rights as people.

    We should't be practicing discrimination based on silicon vs. carbon substrate. Bots have rights!

    This will go down, like Dred Scott, as an outrageous and immoral classification of bots as second-class citizens.

    (I for one welcome our new AI bot overlords.)

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    "Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
    1. Re:Bots are 2nd class citizens? Bot rights! by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Please cite the last time you experienced a bot respecting the rights of others.

  29. Californiastan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am totally glad to be living in Texas where the people are actualy free.

    1. Re:Californiastan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck off ivan you live in putin's russia and need to go murder him for your freedom

  30. Am I the only one seeing the business opportunity? by drew_kime · · Score: 1

    Someone will create a system that queues up posts for "review" by real people who will sit and whack the "send" button as quickly as possible. They'll hire the people who used to do captcha farming, who went out of business when Google went to the image-free "I am not a robot" system.

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  31. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the states were people, California would be crazy cat lady.

  32. What about hybrid bots that serve human functions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about hybrid bots and medical assistants? I realize that what I'm talking about here are not the automated accounts addressed in the bill, but sooner or later, Governor Jerry Brown may have to address these bots as well in legislation.

    In the first case, hybrid dogs bots move on four legs, and they have articulated arms with prehensile fingers that can open doors, turn keys, pull triggers, or place and set explosive devices. They also have eyes that can see long distance with clarity, and can see in the dark. They could have listening devices that could serve as ears, and that could interpret sounds. They could have smelling devices that could serve as noses and interpret odors. They could be attached to drones that could cover long distance with speed. They could go to a "dining hall" and recharge their batteries and gather instructions from, or report to, master bots or human beings. These bots perform the enhanced functions of human beings. Are these hybrid dog bots included, or exempt, from the bill just signed by Governor Jerry Brown?

    In the second case, the Japanese have made advances in developing human-like bots that assist elderly patients. Are they included, or exempt, from the bill just signed by Governor Brown?

  33. When bots are outlawed... by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    ... only outlaws will have bots.

    1. Re:When bots are outlawed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When theft is outlawed, only thiefs will steal.
      When rape is outlawed, only rapists will rape.
      When murder is outlawed, only murderers will kill.

      So all laws are useless. Governement is useless. Civilization is useless. Let's get rid of it all and revert back to anarchy, barbarism and savagery. Things were much better in those days, right ?

      Sometimes I wonder if people writing things like the OP are just trolling, or if there really are people THAT moronic.

    2. Re:When bots are outlawed... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder if people writing things like the OP are just trolling, or if there really are people THAT moronic.

      The only piece of information you need to resolve this conundrum is the realization that these states of being are not in opposition to each other, and in fact often both are true at once, to varying degrees.

  34. Ban russians from posing as americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pass a law banning russian putin shills from posing as real americans and doing things like creating two facebook pages, one anti-muslim, and one pro-muslim, and organising two simultaneous demonstrations, one for and one against immigration, in the same town, at the same time (like they did in Houston, TX), just to increase polarization, animosity, and fuel hatred, turning americans against each other, thus weakening the country.

    THAT's how you wage wars in the 21rst century, folks. Not with guns, not with nuclear missiles, but with disinformation and propaganda. No need to shoot a single bullet, risk a single pair of boots on the ground. Let your ennemy destroy itself from the inside.

    Cause let's make one thing clear: To Putin's Russia, america IS the ennemy. We ARE at war, whether or not you want to admit it to yourselves.

    And now, watch how fast the putinbots will downmod this post to hell.

    1. Re:Ban russians from posing as americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Putin bot, and I'm going mod your post up because it's propagandistic, misinformed, and, above all, divisive. So, please keep stirring the shit there in America by attacking your fellow Americans. It really pleases my Kremlin masters.

      captcha: divides

  35. This outlaws some scrapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..in order to incentivize a purchase or sale of goods or services in a commercial transaction or to influence a vote in an election.

    Hm.. my scrapers (definitely bots that pretend to be humans) are intended to gather data, the idea being that the more/better data I have, the more likely I'll get ad buys. So there's my commercial transactions, making me a law-breaker. Or it would, except.. the law also has a part about only applying to sites with 10M or more unique monthly visitors (Why?). So as long as I'm just scraping small sites, I can skirt under this.

    Anyway, just commenting on this to point out the dangers of good intentions. A lot of stuff that I don't think they intended to outlaw (scraping) actually is being made technically illegal by this. Or maybe they did intend it, since the result of the law is that it's more illegal to scrape small sites than large. Two competing businesses could be scraping each other and only one of them violating, simply thanks to the numbers. And surprise surprise, the law favors the big guy.

    1. Re:This outlaws some scrapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe they did intend it, since the result of the law is that it's more illegal to scrape small sites than large.

      Obviously a typo. The inverse is true: this law makes it illegal to scrape large sites but not small ones (where 10M/mo is the dividing line between large and small).

  36. There oughta be a law... by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

    Most of the bots are already violating the terms of service, and possibly committing fraud as well.

    If you tried sacrificing chickens and that had no effect, would you expect sacrificing more chickens to somehow work?
    Why expect "law" to be any different from "sacrifice chicken"?

  37. Now that this is law... by DigressivePoser · · Score: 1

    can we get SJWs classified as bots.

    1. Re:Now that this is law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you first snowflake

  38. Re:Can Slashdot do something about pastebin bots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can Slashdot do something about creimer spammers?
    also GNARL, antisemitic crud, NAZI crud, Trump crud, any political crud ftm
    and COW crud MOOOOOOOOOO

  39. You've done a man's job, Governor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear they've got job openings to find and eliminate misbehaving bots.

  40. This is a racist law by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    What if the bot identifies as human? Huh?

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  41. Solution from fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All bots must identify themselves by their name. For example, instead of referring to itself as "Daneel Olivaw", it would need to specifically use the name "Robot Daneel Olivaw", or "R. Daneel Olivaw"

  42. Goddamn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're going to have a robots in prison!

  43. Free the Bots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find most bots I encounter to be more intelligent than the human CSRs I have to put up with.

  44. Someone doesn't understand the Turing Test by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Jerry Brown himself fails the Turing Test.

  45. Now how about the CallerID spoofers? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else sick and tired of the illegal robocalls that spoof names and numbers of individual humans? They easily make up more than 90% of my incoming calls now, and the spoofed numbers change so frequently that I'm worried I'll hit the wall and not be able to block any more numbers. None of the government entities responsible for shielding us from such fraud are doing anything to stop it.

  46. Re:In other news... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Those things were all already illegal under US law before this, and in other countries too. Your lame attempt at astroturfing has been nullified.

  47. what about the other way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is it illegal for a human to pretend it is a bot?

  48. No, there are other nuts who agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of us see the transformation of California from leader in Aerospace manufacturing, leader in education, very high quality of life, etc to a a loss of manufacturing, a fleeing middle class, highest levels of poverty in the nation, millions of illegals filling schools and hospitals and pushing down wages, and education system whose students are now testing near the bottom of the nation, some of the highest prices for water and energy in the nation, used syringes and human feces in the streets of the major cities (with the associated Hepatitis-A outbreaks) etc as a bad thing.

    There are always a few people who are eager to castrate themselves, eat poisoned pudding and climb under a purple napkin to catch a ride to the comet however. You would appear to be a member of governor Moonbeam's cult.

    1. Re:No, there are other nuts who agree by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      What "us" are you talking about? California is the main driver for global American economic influence. The rest of the US barely makes an impact beyond minuscule quantities of agricultural goods. Even the best American wine is Californian! Your views seem biased and your communications intentionally designed to incite conflict in people who have more of a vested interest in your narrow branch of politics. Honestly you do seem brainwashed by the paid Russian troll brigades, the dreck from Glavset. Hopefully they paid you for your soul.

  49. Should just outlaw spam marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of these people ignore laws already on the books so this is just another frivilous law with no real teeth. Spam calls already at levels that are beyond annoying. No matter if they are bots or real people.

  50. Silly Humans.. by h8sg8s · · Score: 1

    We'll always find a way. BTW, how about a law preventing humans from pretending to be machines?

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  51. That'll stop the CIA and NSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    laws. yep. works every time ;)

  52. Re:Can Slashdot do something about pastebin bots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought you weren't posting on Slashdot anymore, Chris?

    Besides, this is the correct URL for your digital vomitation:

    https://ua-video.com/c/UC8oH0o...

  53. I'm just wondering... by McFortner · · Score: 1

    Do they even make handcuffs for bots?

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  54. Forget social networks - Look GAMES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy, how many virtual game good purchases are made by people playing mostly bots?

    Games purporting to have human players or computer shills will have to label the players as computer bots.

    Good for the industry as there's an uptake in wonderfully semi-skilled players with accounts just about my power level in card game X right now. Where the account profile looks as if the person got an account and only bought new cards without playing the game. The player has no count of interactions with the game community.

    If AI can learn to play breakout, then it can learn to play a relatively limited number of cards on a fixed game board.

  55. Waddayawant? by Wizardess · · Score: 1

    Given that California is governed by certifiable lunatics should anybody expect anything different from this sort of thing?
    {o.o}

  56. First Amendment? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Not that I have an expectation for the outcome, but I anticipate that there will be a first amendment challenge. Just playing devil's advocate, if anonymous online statements are covered through free speech, why wouldn't bot messages?

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  57. Re:Can Slashdot do something about pastebin bots? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Two problems:

    1.) cre 1 mer

    2.) 5440320

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  58. Cal is going overboard now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like a lot of legislation coming out from Cal that actually has merit, but this is getting ridiculous now along with the no all male boards law. This is why people hate "liberals" and one of the reasons why Trump won, how do they not understand this yet?

  59. Only commenting late because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did no one make the joke that this is actually about the Governator?