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Supreme Court Scrutinizing Class Action Settlements That Leave Consumers Empty-Handed (marketwatch.com)

If a multimillion dollar class-action settlement basically doesn't pay a single consumer, is it fair? That's not the start of a lawyer joke; it's the crux of a case being argued Wednesday in the U.S. Supreme Court that, advocates say, has serious implications for the ways consumers benefit from duels with businesses in large-scale litigation. From a report (paywalled): "This is potentially billions of dollars going from everyday consumers to lawyers' slush funds," said Ted Frank, the litigation director at the Competitive Enterprise Institute, who's disputing the $8.5 million settlement between Google and 129 million class members before the Supreme Court. The case, Frank v. Gaos, focuses on the question of whether it's fair and reasonable to ever have class action settlements that give money to outside groups instead of the class members themselves. A decision for Frank -- who also happens to be a class member in the Google case and is a longtime gadfly questioning class action settlements -- could require the money go directly to consumers and upend a class action pay out method that's been around for decades.

The underlying case has to do with Google's 2013 agreement to pay $8.5 million to settle a case claiming widespread privacy rights violations. When any web surfer looked up topics on Google, the search engine beamed the search terms -- like "depression" and "medical leave" -- in the URL string to the third-party websites. The search term revelations broke various state and federal laws, plaintiffs said. After about three years of litigation, the parties settled. Google added more online disclosures and opened its wallet without admitting liability. The settlement's payouts included a $5,000 award for each of the three named plaintiffs and $2.12 million for the legal fees of the plaintiffs' lawyers. The remaining $5.3 million was divvied up among six universities and organizations pledging to put the money towards improving internet privacy. Lawyers for both Google and the class members say Frank's objections to the settlement are unfounded.

133 comments

  1. Not just money by MrLogic17 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lots of lawsuits are about "stop doing that", not about "pay me money".

    If a lawsuit makes a company stop doing something bad to millions of people, isn't that a good thing?

    Now, if you want to talk about what's fair & reasonable in lawyer fees, that's another conversation...

    1. Re:Not just money by drainbramage · · Score: 0, Troll

      You wouldn't happen to be a lawyer that specializes in class action lawsuits, would you?
      Just curious...

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    2. Re:Not just money by Calydor · · Score: 0

      Just stopping a company from doing it AGAIN doesn't mean you get compensation for when it was done to YOU, which is what a class-action lawsuit should usually be about.

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    3. Re:Not just money by Anubis+IV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If a lawsuit makes a company stop doing something bad to millions of people, isn't that a good thing?

      Getting someone to stop engaging in illegal behavior is step one of setting things right. But there's also a step two: making reparations for harm done. That didn't happen here. Instead, the plaintiff's lawyers arranged for the settlement money to be funneled into groups to which they or their friends belong. Despite millions of people being harmed by Google's behavior, only the three named plaintiffs received even a cent.

    4. Re:Not just money by sjames · · Score: 3, Informative

      However, the class action settlement in TFA was simply a cash payout to pretty much everyone but the class with not even a promise to consider changing any behavior.

    5. Re:Not just money by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

      There are issues where physical harm has come to a person and they are unable to make a living. Cash settlement is appropriate here. And if you have been hurt that bad, rendered disabled. then you should receive compensation for pain and suffering. Example, my eye site sucks. But if I was in a wrongful suit due to an accident, and lost all site. I would be furious and scared to death wondering how I would ever survive.
      Then there are the bull shit ones. Ambulance chasing Lawyers. Not a thing

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    6. Re:Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn you're stupid lol. You don't even know sight from site? Wow. Republican education cuts.

    7. Re:Not just money by forkfail · · Score: 1

      There is nothing mutually exclusive about "stop doing that" and "you need to pay for the real harm you did to me".

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    8. Re:Not just money by mysidia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The suit is on behalf of class members. If there's a settlement; 99% of the proceeds ought to go to benefit the class members whose right to sue is being exhausted by the settlement. The lawyers can keep up to 1% for their expenses.

    9. Re:Not just money by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Getting someone to stop engaging in illegal behavior is step one of setting things right

      The reason there is a lawsuit to begin with is there is a dispute over whether or not the behavior is bad and/or illegal.

      So yes, getting a particular behavior declared "bad" is a win.

    10. Re:Not just money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just stopping a company from doing it AGAIN doesn't mean you get compensation for when it was done to YOU, which is what a class-action lawsuit should usually be about.

      If class-action lawsuits don't make money for the lawyers, then they won't happen at all.

      You should think of class-actions as an outsourcing of regulation to the private sector. If the government won't regulate corporate behavior, then profit-seeking law firms will.

      Ask yourself this: Should we have more class actions, or fewer? Answer: I dunno.

    11. Re:Not just money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The lawyers can keep up to 1% for their expenses.

      This is effectively an abolition of class action lawsuits.

      Law firms are businesses, not charities.

      Lawyers will get nothing. Harmed consumers will get nothing. Corporations will have impunity.

    12. Re: Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't even admit they did anything wrong LOL. The whole things a joke.

    13. Re:Not just money by Calydor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the other hand the lawyers can't bring the cases all on their own without an injured party, so if the civilians don't see any benefit to going through the hassle of a trial (because let's face it, most of us don't have the time or resources for that just to make sure bad things don't happen to OTHER people) then we'll lose that avenue of regulation anyway.

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    14. Re:Not just money by BringsApples · · Score: 1

      I worked for a company that hired everyone as a salary employee. This was ok when everyone was hired, but then later, some folks got pissed when they were made to travel long hours, and stay working out late. Some folks got upset and checked with a lawyer. The lawyer told them that if they could get X amount of people to start a class-action settlement. They did, and in the end, everyone got a year-and-a-half pay, and the lawyers got a third of it all. This was setup that way to enable people to get a year's salary, and pay their lawyers.

      So sometimes, it is about getting money, and 'don't do that again'.

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    15. Re:Not just money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      On the other hand the lawyers can't bring the cases all on their own without an injured party

      They just need one lead client to represent the class. In this case the three lead clients received $5000 each for doing basically nothing. The lawyers will not have any problem recruiting lead clients.

    16. Re:Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a big difference between estimating that millions of people have been harmed, and having an explicit list of millions of names and addresses to send a bunch of 1$ checks . If you don't have such a list, then what can you do?

    17. Re:Not just money by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      So yes, getting a particular behavior declared "bad" is a win.

      I wouldn't call it a "win". I'd call it "necessary but not sufficient". As I said, it's a first step, but there's more that needs to be done to right the wrong that was done.

    18. Re:Not just money by AvitarX · · Score: 0

      I suspect this is very effective corporate propaganda happening right now.

      It's being clothed as consumer protection, but really this is about making class actions harder to settle and harder to enforce in the long run.

      Imagine 2 scenarios:
      In the first, the company gives 15 million to watchdogs that help keep an eye on things
      in the second, the company gives each of 1.5 million people $10, but to get that $10 each person has to put out half an hour of effort.

      Which one is going to more properly act as a private check on corporate abuse (after all, a large purpose of the torte system is to replace overbearing government with a system of self regulation).

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    19. Re:Not just money by shaitand · · Score: 1


      That's true. The biggest problem is that the class members can't afford to fight these giant corporations on their own dime.

    20. Re:Not just money by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand the lawyers can't bring the cases all on their own without an injured party

      They just need one lead client to represent the class. In this case the three lead clients received $5000 each for doing basically nothing. The lawyers will not have any problem recruiting lead clients.

      True. But if a significant number of those in the class opt out then the settlement falls apart. Opting out should be as easy as clicking on a web form instead of having to send back a signed document.

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    21. Re:Not just money by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Instead, the plaintiff's lawyers arranged for the settlement money to be funneled into groups to which they or their friends belong.

      How do you divide 5 million dollars between 129 million people? The postage alone eats the money in full. If you want to argue that the settlement amount was too small, I won't argue with that. But if you want to argue that a bunch of empty envelopes should have been mailed to half the settlement class before the money ran out, I don't see how we're in a better place than we're starting.

    22. Re:Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, give the guy a break - he said his eyesight "sucks."
      Maybe 'site' and 'sight' look the same to him on his iMac;
      ever consider that? Though so. Run along now and have
      a nice day. People, like you, are so insensitive nowadays...

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    23. Re:Not just money by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      How do you divide 5 million dollars between 129 million people?

      You don't. The 129 million people do it themselves.

      At least with the handful of class action settlements I've been a party to, they send out notifications to the people in the class (via e-mail, mail, whatever) indicating that a settlement has been made, that the person may be entitled to a portion of the settlement, and that if the person wants to exclude themselves from the class so as to retain the right to pursue their own suit against the company later, they'll need to say so. Towards that end, there's generally a web form where claimants can go to either exclude themselves from the settlement or submit the necessary information to make their claim.

      This is pretty straightforward stuff that's been around for awhile, but most of the time the claim I'm entitled to is too small to even be worth the effort on my part, and I'd wager that's true for the people in this case as well. Setting aside the question of whether the settlement was too small, the fact is, you wouldn't need to send 129 million envelopes with checks. You'd likely only send a few thousand, if even.

    24. Re:Not just money by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Lots of lawsuits are about "stop doing that", not about "pay me money".

      If a lawsuit makes a company stop doing something bad to millions of people, isn't that a good thing?

      If the settlement costs less than the profit made from doing something bad, how does the settlement stop them from doing something bad?

    25. Re:Not just money by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Ask yourself this: Should we have more class actions, or fewer? Answer: I dunno.

      I do, it's quite clear the class-action ecosystem of America has done (to excuse my french) fuck all for consumers. There have been far greater effects of actual laws that regulate behaviour, to say nothing of countries which actually have consumer advocacy departments that enforce those regulations with actual punishment.

      If this is nothing more than "outsourcing" to the private sector then it appears to be working as well as any other outsourcing claim does. Just look at the Xbox360 red ring issue:

      Australia: 15 year old complains to the ACCC under the fair trade act. ACCC launches investigation and forces Microsoft to honour all red ring failures under warranty.
      America: MS extends American warranty to 3 years after losing in Australia. Class Action filed. Lawyers rich. A new Xbox 360 slim is released and the extended warranty program is cancelled.

      End result: In the USA consumers are back to having to sue again, in Australia you're still covered under warranty because the laws require equipment to have expected performance.

      And that's just a minor case when you compare to how Google's Privacy violations appear to be going in Europe.

      Class actions aren't worth the time and certainly aren't changing behaviours of corporations. They are a speeding fine payed to the legal system, and a written off cost of doing business. Another example: BP. The class action litigation resulted in a few rich lawyers. Individual claims set aside on the other hand paid billions directly to the affected people. Actual fines and total costs for the spill amounted to the 10s of billions rendering the class-action completely moot, but at least some lawyers got rich of that one too.

    26. Re:Not just money by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      It really riles me that a case can be brought forward with me opted in by default. I think the solution is to simply invert that to opt out by default. You need me as a class member? Pitch your case to me and let me opt in.... you know how you would get me to opt in? Offer me some money....

      The fact that my name can be used in order to line someone else's pockets doesn't sit well with me at all...

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    27. Re:Not just money by fafalone · · Score: 2

      I find it very difficult to believe that lawyers won't take class action suits unless they get millions to tens of millions. The 1% suggested above you is generally (but not always) going to be too low, but you really want to argue these lawyers needed $2.12 million to litigate this, especially settling instead of a full trial? And that something more reasonable like $250k-$400k is just so little money lawyers aren't going to bother?
      Nobody is saying lawyers should do this for free. The objection is to the obscene greed of taking $2m of an $8m settlement and not infrequently even higher percentages. These suits are like lotteries for lawyers, not fairly compensated hard work.

    28. Re:Not just money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I think the solution is to simply invert that to opt out by default.

      If this was the case, the lawsuit in TFA against Google would have never happened. Corporations would be free to act with impunity as long as their misbehavior was widely distributed.

      There is absolutely no way that it is cost effective to get 100 million people to "opt-in" when the damages are a few cents each.

    29. Re:Not just money by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I find it very difficult to believe that lawyers won't take class action suits unless they get millions to tens of millions. The 1% suggested above you is generally (but not always) going to be too low, but you really want to argue these lawyers needed $2.12 million to litigate this, especially settling instead of a full trial? And that something more reasonable like $250k-$400k is just so little money lawyers aren't going to bother?
      Nobody is saying lawyers should do this for free. The objection is to the obscene greed of taking $2m of an $8m settlement and not infrequently even higher percentages. These suits are like lotteries for lawyers, not fairly compensated hard work.

      First, the plaintiffs never pay a dime. The lawyers only make money if they get a settlement. Plenty of class actions end up going nowhere, so it ends up with plenty of billable hours lost.

      I don;'t know about you, but there aren't many companies that can foot an all-or-nothing bill - would you rather take up a case with a client able to pay you your $200/hr rate, or take up a class action which may not pay up at all?

      So the few cases you win have to pay for all the cases you didn't, or got dismissed or other things.

      So yes, it's a huge risk - you're asking a law firm to front their lawyers, paralegals clerks, assistants, etc for a couple of years at least racking up what could be billable hours with paying clients for something that may or may not succeed.

      It's all about ROI. The virtual jackpot right now means lawyers are willing to take the risk. Change the rules and lawyers can easily decide to take the paying case rather than the risky case.

    30. Re:Not just money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      $250k-$400k is just so little money lawyers aren't going to bother?

      Correct. They wouldn't bother. It takes a team of lawyers, and they have to pay their staff, rent, taxes, etc. And there is a VERY good chance that the case will fall apart, class action status will be denied, or they will lose in court. Then they get $0, but still have to pay their staff, and the rent, etc. They might even get counter-sued.

      These suits are like lotteries for lawyers

      That is exactly what they are. So how may lottery tickets could you sell for $1 if you have a one-in-a-million chance to win, and the payoff is $5? The payoff has to be high enough to make the risk worthwhile.

      If class action suits were really the "easy money" that you seem to believe, then there would be WAY more of them. Next time you get screwed over by a defective product or crappy service, go try to get a lawyer to take your case on contingency for the "easy money". Good luck.

    31. Re:Not just money by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      If a lawsuit makes a company stop doing something bad to millions of people, isn't that a good thing?

      If a company is doing bad things to millions of people they deserve to go bankrupt, not to get a slap on a wrist via class action settlements. Class action settlements are a lawyer taking the ability to sue away from millions of people who have to manually opt-out (without even knowing such a lawsuit has begun most of the time,) and then giving them little to nothing in return. If a company fucks over 100,000,000 people and has to pay out $100,000,000 but did several thousand in damage to each individual it's hardly fair. Lawyers and corporations tend to argue "well if we compensated everyone we'd be bankrupt" - the only correct response to that is "good, now add on jail time for everyone involved too."

    32. Re:Not just money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The $5000 for each of the 3 named plaintiffs is what sounded egregious to me. For compensatory damages it may be ok, but any punitive damage should have had a big chunk going to back to those three at the very least.

    33. Re:Not just money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Subtract legal fees first. Sure, it's not as much as what the lawyers want but it will compensate them for the time and effort put into the case. However the "fees" should be checked over first to make sure they're not padded. One advantage is that it may let lawyers put in enough time to do the suit but not enough that they're going to drag it out for years.

    34. Re:Not just money by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If the case took a couple of years, say, then the expense to the law firm will be very high. That's two years of expensive lawyer salary (ignoring the obvious jacking up of hourly rates). That could add up to two million dollars easily.

      When there's a settlement involved, generally they're going to ask for legal fees as a part of the negotiation. If it goes to court and they win, then the judge adds in legal fees. That is, the amount that goes to the lawyers is not carved out of the damages after the case is over.

      So in this case, the amount that went to legal fees seems sort of inline to what one would expect. The amount left over was larger than the legal fees. The problem here is that the remaining $5+ million went to universities and organizations instead of to the class members.

    35. Re: Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      129 million over 5 million victims isn't enough to be punitive. Either the lawyers are stealing most of it or the corporation got off with a slap on the wrist, or both. Really. When's three last time you know someone paid a $26 fine hour criminal behavior.

    36. Re: Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the probelm - the people who were injured get pennies or nothing and lose the right to sue, while a handful of lawyers get... $2.12 million??

      That is not justice.

    37. Re:Not just money by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

      It should not sit well with you. This system of class action suits is a very imperfect bandaid, yet still better than open bleeding wounds, at least it seems so to me.

      The overall cheaper answer might be to have a regulator who can levy fines based on reasonable legislative guidance -- you do not need millions of dollars in lawyers fees to accomplish that, assuming you trust regulators to not be "overzealous". Of course, class action law specialists might be overzealous, too, but that is apparently more acceptable because it is monied people screwing each other over by gaming the system, rather than "big guvmint".

    38. Re:Not just money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      If it goes to court and they win, then the judge adds in legal fees.

      More often than not this does NOT happen. Both sides pay their own legal fees.

      The rare exceptions are usually when the judge thinks the case is frivolous (plaintiff pays defendants fees) or slam-dunk (defendant pays plaintiff fees).

      Does the losing side have to pay?

    39. Re: Not just money by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Thats the probelm - the people who were injured get pennies or nothing and lose the right to sue, while a handful of lawyers get... $2.12 million??

      That is not justice.

      Then what do you suggest instead?
      1. No lawsuit at all? (the GPP's solution)
      2. A 6 cent check to anyone willing to pay the printing and postage fee?
      3. Use Google Search free for a year?
      4. ???

      Disclaimer: I use Google Search, so 6 cents of that money is MINE, and I am happy to see it go to a university. I plan to deduct it as a donation on my taxes.

    40. Re: Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually yes I would prefer no lawsuit. While Google is a bit of an odd duck in this situation since they are an advertising company. The reality is that the only people who get hurt by class action suits are consumers.

      If a company has to pay 2 million for something, they ultimately take away bonuses or raise prices. If I am a consumer or worker that hurts me.

      The only people that have ever benefited from any of the class action lawsuits I have been considered a participant in are the lawyers. Most of the cases were stupid as well but lawyers always seem to come out on top.

    41. Re: Not just money by CoolDiscoRex · · Score: 2
      If this was the case, the lawsuit in TFA against Google would have never happened. Corporations would be free to act with impunity as long as their misbehavior was widely distributed. There is absolutely no way that it is cost effective to get 100 million people to "opt-in" when the damages are a few cents each.

      They are already free to act with impugnity. The Supreme Court ruled that companies can write themselves out of accountability, and even the law, with arbitration agreements, and these agreements are being incorporated everywhere. Courts have ruled that the arbitration clauses apply even when the company breaks Federal or State Law. Theyâ(TM)ve ruled that they apply even in cases of bad faith.

      Better yet, when the odd consumer hangs in after years of fighting, countless hours, countless dollars, and finally, FINALLY gets a favorable ruling from a jury ... the award gets reduced substantially over 85% of the time. In some cases the award is reduced by over 90%. There are also caps on punitive damages and pain & suffering that make the risk for big companies quite small.

      Big corporations have little to worry about. They get taken care of.

      Iâ(TM)ve been to small claims court several times over the last decade. Iâ(TM)ve either won or settled each time. Iâ(TM)m not terribly skilled, I just donâ(TM)t file suit unless I am clearly and overwhelmingly in the right. It still takes a lot of time and effort, though.

      As someone who is willing to go to court, though, the opt-in nature of class-actions seems like just more abuse. I mean, have you ever tried to opt-out of one of these? The procedures are always via postal mail, and are usually very specific. If you fail to include ANY piece of requested information, including information they are not entitled to ... (why do they need my email address when they force me to opt-out via the postal service?), you get opted in. The burden of proof rests with you, so oh yeah, pay up and send it certified mail. Thatâ(TM)s right, more often than not, it will cost you.

      If they offered people a real piece of the settlement, and made it easy to opt-in, people would do it. The public routinely takes down web servers when a popular consumer item goes on sale, I donâ(TM)t think theyâ(TM)d be shy about doing the same to receive financial compensation.

      As it is, good luck getting anything, even when youâ(TM)re opted-in. I tried to register for the LinkedIn settlement, only to find that it was âoeclosedâ when I finally found the poorly-publicized link. Oh, and I could initiate my own suit either. The law firm took my rights, and the money. These guys arenâ(TM)t trying to help the class. The class is merely a vehicle for their own riches. And 99% of the time, the company never admits fault, and returns to the bad behavior in short order. LinkedIn now has to get you to âoeagreeâ before they SPAM your address book, but of course, the âoeagreementâ will be a fine-printed line on Page 27 of the âoeUser Agreementâ which theyâ(TM)re also allowed to change unilaterally, this rendering the entire agreement illusory.

      If a company harms you, and causes you $50,000 in damages, and some law firm opts you into to a lawsuit, and steals your right to sue, in order to enrich themselves ... you often get nothing in return. I canâ(TM)t believe anyone would think that was fair.

      The whole thing is a scam, from top to bottom, and the winners are the ruling-class âoelawmakersâ and their financiers who make laws like this to preserve the Plutocratic status-quo.

      The only time the corporations have anything to worry about is when they get on the bad side of the ruling-class. So, they mostly donâ(TM)t, and are content to do what they will to everyone else. The courts certainly are not âoeholding them accountableâ.

    42. Re: Not just money by CoolDiscoRex · · Score: 1

      Yay, iOS 12 seems to have brought back the goofy apostropheâ(TM)s

    43. Re:Not just money by SNRatio · · Score: 1
      How about this as a simple principle: parity.

      Parity in amount: The class receives as much money as the attorneys. Distribution costs are split evenly between the attorneys and the class.

      Parity in time: The attorneys aren't paid until the class is paid. If the settlement for the class is in the form of a trust that pays out over time (say for medical expenses as they are incurred), the attorneys are paid proportionately over time as well. Yes, attorneys would prefer to be paid immediately in a lump sum: after all, they fronted the cost for bringing the suit. They will of course have the right to sell the revenue stream to a third party for a lump sum.

      Parity in kind: If the class receives coupons, the attorneys receive coupons too. If they would prefer cash, they are welcome to sell their coupons to people willing to buy them.

      I think class action lawyers should be paid, and be paid well. But that should come with the understanding that the lawyers are tying their interests extremely tightly to the groups they are serving. I can see an exception for situations where the settlement is largely about preventing future harm to the public, and a judge being allowed to factor that in to attorneys' fees. But in general: if the class gets cut, their lawyers should need stitches too.

    44. Re:Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with your sentiment the fact that class action lawfirms can basically cite any hourly rate they want and make multiple millions off such a suit is the problem. Look at how many class action only lawyer ads are on television these days. There are some "attorney" firms that have never actually represented a client in court, just ran class action cases. They have people sitting in various government offices looking at complaints coming across then trying to gin up a lawsuit.

      One of the most egregious ones I recall was an attempt to get a class action lawsuit against Fixodent. Some woman used multiple tubes per day and developed some form of zinc poisoning. There were ample warnings on the box and if the woman's teeth were so badly fitting she was using multiple tubes per day there were other issues. But one of the TV firms tried to turn that into a class action lawsuit against Proctor and Gamble.

      Our country needs total torte reform, loser pays type system and for class action lawsuits there needs to be a fixed maximum hourly rate the attorneys are allowed to charge.

    45. Re:Not just money by N1AK · · Score: 1

      99% of the proceeds ought to go to benefit the class members whose right to sue is being exhausted by the settlement.

      Why? You'd kill class action suits as a way of suing large companies so I'm sure they'd be all in favour of this change. Personally I think 1,000% of the benefits ought to go to the class members, because if we're going to be ridiculous then why not go balls deep.

    46. Re: Not just money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Class actions are about accountability not recovery. Zero accountability is bad for consumers. As an individual, you can usually opt out if you believe youâ(TM)re entitled to greater recovery. Itâ(TM)s actually a great free market reinforcing system.

    47. Re: Not just money by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You've got those numbers reversed. It's 3.8 cents per each of 129 million victims.

    48. Re:Not just money by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Why? You'd kill class action suits as a way of suing large companies so I'm sure they'd be all in favour of this change.

      No.... You'd kill "bullshit" class action suits that are being pursued to line some lawyer or sponsor's pocketbooks while the public doesn't get much benefit.

      If the class action is for say 100 Million $$, then the lawyers still get $1 Million.

      I'm also in favor of calculating a percentage of the amount in dispute for normal cases that aren't class actions -- civil trials in equity and some related hearings or cases where a plaintiff pursues monetary compensation as the "maximum allowed legal fee".

      Example: In order to sue someone: the plaintiff has to deposit 10% of the amount they are suing for into a court escrow account in advance.
      If the plaintiff is successful, then half the original deposit is refunded to the plaintiff, and proceeds of the judgement will be collected into
      the same account until the balance is 10% of the actual judgement.

      Whatever remains in the account will be used to reimburse legal expenses: first to the prevailing party, then
      to the losing party, and after all legal expenses are covered -- the remainder is divided by the lawyers of both parties
      at a ratio set by the judge.
      And before beginning a case, one of the first documents lawyers must sign is that reimbursement from the court
      shall be the only permitted compensation for all trial-related services, and any other renumeration must be returned.

      The reimbursement is for lawyers and clerical work at a standard rate e.g. $20/Hour for clerical services, $50/Hour for actual work or consultation by an attorney, limited expenses for research, travel, and consultation with other professionals at same standard rates,
      and other types of services as reasonable after showing receipt for proof and acceptable written justification.

  2. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My simple solution: Let's add a Constitutional Amendment specifying that lawyers can't get more than 10% of any verdict.

    1. Re:Simple solution by jpaine619 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The settlement's payouts included a $5,000 award for each of the three named plaintiffs.......The remaining $5.3 million was divvied up among six universities and organizations pledging to put the money towards improving internet privacy.

      I.e. the 3 regular people who actually were involved in this case did get something. All of the other "class members" did nothing. Well, they probably filled out an online form.. But that was the extent of their involvement (most likely).

      It's not like the lawyers walked away with most of the money. Looks like they took about 30%, which is a very standard practice. I think we can safely assume none of you fuckers has the resources (deep pockets) to sue GOOGLE.. So if you want to limit the lawyers to 10% (which is a shitty return on a labor intensive investment) who are you going to find who has the ability to fund lawsuits against mega corporations?

      As has been previously pointed out.. These lawsuits are about correcting bad practices. The lawyers do ALL the work, they front ALL of the costs, and they take on ALL of the risks....

      Look, I hate lawyers as much as anyone.. But sometimes they are a necessary evil. If they are going to front 100% of the risk, I don't have a problem with them collecting 33% of the payout.

      Would you share profits with a business partner who did zero work and invested zero money? Of course you wouldn't...

      Well, that's what most class action lawsuits are like.. 99% of the class members fill out a form and do absolutely nothing else. They risk nothing besides their ability to sue, independently, later..

      Lastly... A constitutional amendment? WTF? Why wouldn't you just ask for a federal law? You want to clutter up that document with bullshit like payout ratios?

      If you started a business and took all the risk, fronted all the capital, and did all the work, would you want to be limited, by law, to 10% profit margin?

    2. Re:Simple solution by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But if it's not enough to pay the operations of the law firm, then what? Yes, the senior partners are very well paid, but they also have a large team of juniors, associates, paralegals, and misc. staff. Those people need to be paid for the time they spent working. Then there's rent on their offices, travel expenses, court fees, etc. So either the amount of settlements has to go up to pay for it, or they firm won't bother taking the class action case. Don't even think about it going to court, that's too financially risky to spend all that additional time.

  3. Class Action is like Obamacare by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it's a terrible idea but it's the best we can get with the current political system.

    I worked for a company that made everyone come in 20 minutes early to set up their workstations and leave 10 minutes late, all unpaid. 30 minutes free labor a day times several thousand employees. It was millions. I didn't get much from the lawsuit but the company did have to start paying me for those 30 minutes.

    My state doesn't have a labor board (there's one on paper but it's not funded). The threat of lawyers suing for a big payday is the only thing keeping most companies honest in my neck of the woods.

    Like Arbitration this strikes me as the latest attack on that very minimal protection consumers have. Would I like to live in a world where I don't rely on skeezy lawyers getting big cash payouts for little to no work as the only protection I have from abuse by mega-corps? You bet. But I don't. I live in the real world, and I'm a realist. Until I can get folks to vote for genuine change I'll take what I can get.

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    1. Re:Class Action is like Obamacare by magarity · · Score: 1

      The threat of lawyers suing for a big payday is the only thing keeping most companies honest in my neck of the woods.

      You may have misread; this isn't about prohibiting the layers from getting a big payday. It's about the people supposedly being represented in the suit getting nothing at all.

    2. Re:Class Action is like Obamacare by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      There's one pool of money at the end. If you require $$ to go to the people in the class, it's not available to go to the lawyers.

    3. Re:Class Action is like Obamacare by magarity · · Score: 1

      There's one pool of money at the end. If you require $$ to go to the people in the class, it's not available to go to the lawyers.

      Please read the summary; the case in question paid 3/8 of the money to the layers, not 8/8ths. The remaining 5/8 did not go to the people being represented but to "six universities and organizations". That is what the suit in the article is about. The layers can indeed be on the lookout for a payday (the concern of the person I responded to) AND the people being represented can get something instead of "six universities".

    4. Re:Class Action is like Obamacare by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The "harmed class" is everyone who ever used Google Search.

      There isn't exactly a list of these people with names and addresses to send them each a check for 20 cents (sent postage due).

      Giving some money to a few universities seems like a reasonable compromise. What else could they do?

    5. Re:Class Action is like Obamacare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have given it to duckduckgo

    6. Re: Class Action is like Obamacare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brohamley, will you never stop licking the ass of the corrupt Democrat party establishment? It's tiresome.

    7. Re:Class Action is like Obamacare by mikeebbbd · · Score: 1

      This This THIS! It's often impractical to break up a settlement among the members of the class and have the payment be anything but laughable. But if there's a nonprofit and not-evil competitor then sending the money (or a good part of it) to them is eminently better than sending it to a few pet universities where most of it will be consumed by administrative overhead.

    8. Re:Class Action is like Obamacare by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      By limiting what can go to members of the class, you limit what money can go to anything else.

      So if you require 7/8ths go to the harmed class, that leaves only 1/8th for the lawyers. Which means fewer lawsuits. Which is why they're pushing this change.

  4. Impracticable payments? by MrLogic17 · · Score: 1

    Using the example from TFA/TFS: "$8.5 million settlement between Google and 129 million class members"
    8.5/129 = $0.065 per person

    How do the authors propose to distribute those six-and-a-half-cents? Via a postcard check, with $0.20 of postage?

    Nuts, just the administration overhead to find & verify each class members would be more than six cents.

    1. Re:Impracticable payments? by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 1

      How do the authors propose to distribute those six-and-a-half-cents? Via a postcard check, with $0.20 of postage?

      The lowest class settlement postcard check I ever got was for $0.23.

    2. Re:Impracticable payments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The competitive enterprise institute is interested in stopping the lawsuits, not protecting the class members interests.

    3. Re:Impracticable payments? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      How do the authors propose to distribute those six-and-a-half-cents? Via a postcard check, with $0.20 of postage?

      The lowest class settlement postcard check I ever got was for $0.23.

      I actually got a useful class action settlement once. I played college football so I am now entitled to 2 free neurological screenings. I'm only 32, but I have actually noticed some mental decline in myself the past few years, mostly in short term memory. Well, at least I think I remember being able to remember things better.

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    4. Re:Impracticable payments? by RobinH · · Score: 1

      If you don't make Google pay for those stamps then you're basically telling any company that if you steal a few cents from hundreds of millions of people, even if it's wrong, you won't be punished. I think they really should have to go through the process of giving back those six and a half cents to each person, because that'll deter them from doing it again.

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    5. Re:Impracticable payments? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps then a meaningful penalty?

      And let the class members queue up themselves. Surely someone involved could whack up a website to get the info. Fraud? Turnabout may be fair play.

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    6. Re:Impracticable payments? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Have you considered the possibility that the mental decline preceded, and perhaps contributed to, your decision to bash your head into things?

    7. Re:Impracticable payments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lowest I've ever gotten was, I think, $0.03. I think it was some sort of AT&T settlement. I didn't bother cashing it, as it would cost me more time and effort.

    8. Re:Impracticable payments? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Have you considered the possibility that the mental decline preceded, and perhaps contributed to, your decision to bash your head into things?

      Considering that I began bashing my head into things around the age of 10, it is quite unlikely that the mental decline could have started before then.

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    9. Re:Impracticable payments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about making it like the lottery where a few people can get a decent amount?

    10. Re:Impracticable payments? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      The author's didn't propose to settle for $8.5 million. The premise of the suit is that Google bought the lawyers off with a small sum of money (against the damage they done). He's trying to change this and arguing that the reward should predominantly go to the class, not the lawyers.

      I'd argue in any class action where the lawyers get all the money that the company paid the lawyers to drop the suit rather than pursue actual damages against the corporation. Settlements like these are nothing more than bribes to get the lawyers to drop the case. That turns these lawsuits around from being about righting wrongs for large groups of people, to be about lawyers shaking down companies and companies paying off lawyers to drop the case.

      Most american's hate class actions because they recognize that's what the system has devolved into, shakedowns and payoffs. A good fix for this would require that a certain percentage of benefits go to the class. This would prevent lawyers for settling for large payments for themselves and it would stop lawyers trying to shake down a company for their own benefit.

    11. Re: Impracticable payments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had bothered to read the article it was 8/8ths but 3/8ths the lawyers got, the rest going to universities

    12. Re:Impracticable payments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...]I am now entitled to 2 free neurological screenings. I'm only 32, but I have actually noticed some mental decline in myself the past few years, mostly in short term memory. Well, at least I think I remember being able to remember things better.

      I exclusively had hard hits to the head by accident at home as a kid, instead of in less safe places outside. They were few and far between. Turning into an activity-averse nerd in highschool has totally helped keep me safe from head injuries. I'm 37. I've been praised for booksmarts, good school grades and then skill in helpdesk jobs. MRI for preventative but unrelated reasons of family history for kidney problems found no flags for anything wrong (though that would surely not confirm neural activity issues.)
      All that said, I can tell that my memorization / recall skills from school days ain't what they used compared to my teens and mid twenties.

      Check what a professional recommends. Even if we were to assume there's nothing empirically wrong with my particular state --that my problems could be proven to be age and nostalgia related... you got a free ticket to check. I'd say you should go for it! especially since there are two screenings. You could do one immediately if it's not already been administered, and another in a decade to document any unusual regression compared to today's baseline. A mind is a terrible thing to lose, especially when one is conscious of it unraveling slowly. I see my retired mother slowly get more accidents with recall based on her age. I notice certain things in myself that discaring my young age I have to blame on hints of ADHD in both of us. Screentime and some additive behaviors have made it harder to spend long enough to be still be good at perfect recall. I've gained some skill at paraphrasing or just wide domain knowledge of IT (in a layman's eye, but nothing extraordinary compared to peers). If you work with computers or another science where observation is useful, try and capitalize on testing your observation skills. Try and find a way to gamify the observations by scoring your performance. I've heard that some mental exercises / games don't really make our minds more plastic --just train the brain to develop better gaming techniques.

    13. Re:Impracticable payments? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      How can they sue on behalf of 129,000,000 people if they haven't even got a clue who those people are? Does the average size of settlement not beg the obvious question: 1/ If the net damage was so small that a settlement of less than 1/10th of a cent per person was reasonable, should their even have been a suit to begin with? 2/ Should the lawyers have accepted a settlement that provided no restitution to 99.9999% of the people in the class, and would they if they weren't able to do that while pocketing a few million dollars for their troubles?

  5. workers really need an union to stand up to bs by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    workers really need an union to stand up to bs like that!

    1. Re:workers really need an union to stand up to bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't need a union to stand up for myself. Thanks anyway.

    2. Re:workers really need an union to stand up to bs by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      workers really need an union to stand up to bs like that!

      The workers would have to pay union dues.

      The corporation paid for the lawsuit.

      So the lawyers gave the workers a better deal than they would have got from a union.

  6. Soooooo..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All of them?

  7. When I receive one of those notices... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... that I can join a class action suit, I throw it away. Why get my hopes up that I might, some day, receive a check for something on the order of $0.17?

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    1. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Why get my hopes up that I might, some day, receive a check for something on the order of $0.17?

      Or even better, a voucher for a discount on ${EVIL_COMPANY}'s product!!!

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    2. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 1

      I got $30 from Amazon and $10 from Apple when they went to court over ebooks. That was my biggest class settlement payday to date.

    3. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by AndrewFlagg · · Score: 1

      exactly. i see those for WF too, and I have to throw it away just because... i would digress and it would do no good.. just walk away and burn the bridge on the way out.. when i can and will...

    4. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by sjames · · Score: 1

      And meanwhile, you give up your right to sue separately over the matter.

    5. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by sootman · · Score: 1

      I've gotten, I think, $17 and $40 from AT&T and someone else in recent years. It's usually worth a few minutes of your time.

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    6. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got $1.73 from Barnes & Nobel for the same thing. To use towards more ebook purchases from Barnes & Nobel. WOO! BIG PAYDAY!

    7. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Well, my settlement wasn't too bad, I got to use Google's search engine for free for the rest of my life. Plus they give me free email.

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    8. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I write back and opt out. Fuck you guys, get some other placeholder class member....

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    9. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I deserve 3000$ for accidentally reading one of your ebooks, askance. My eyelids are still twitching six months later from your fecal writing.

    10. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading what you get next time. When you throw it away, you agree to settling for $0.17. The notice informs you that you are already part of the class action suit and gives you the opportunity to opt out of the class action suit and pursue legal action on your own.

    11. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 1

      I don't have any ebooks. Maybe you're thinking of someone else?

    12. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't have any ebooks."

      If only it were true. You were so proud of your writing!

      https://www.smashwords.com/pro...

      Why deny it? You're the next Stephen King!

      "Maybe you're thinking of someone else?"

      Thanks for trying to help me! I'm thinking of a 450 pound 50 year old virgin who lives alone in a shitty apartment with thin walls in San Jose? He also collects children's toys and has about a dozen bots on Slashdot?

      Who am I thinking of?

    13. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " class settlement "

      Hey Pufflenuts, I think you mean "class action settlement"??

    14. Re:When I receive one of those notices... by mikeebbbd · · Score: 1

      Then you're an idiot. You opt-out only if you plan to sue them yourself. Otherwise, there's no point. Yes, the terms of the settlement apply to you, including some kind of prohibition on suing about it in the future, if you don't opt out, but if you don't intend to then who cares? All you did was waste some time filling out a form and some postage sending it in (because it always has to be mailed, and being a legal document you do want certified mail).

  8. Re:No class action settlements in FEDERAL PRISON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go away Ivan

  9. Standing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of lawsuits are about "stop doing that", not about "pay me money".

    Then you ask for a payment of $1. Quite a few activist lawyers will ask for attorney's fees plus damages of $1. If you are asking for damages of millions of dollars plus attorneys fees, then you're in it for the money.

    Conversely, anyone suing a company for something that harms people have to show that they have actually been harmed. You can't sue a company for discriminating against people if they have never discriminated against you.

    1. Re: Standing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a company is profiting by millions of dollars doing X then the only way the behaviors stops is for it cost them millions +1 otherwise they are making money by continuing the behavior and by definition won't stop.

      Simple business 101 so many dont seem to get.

  10. Would this change not just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incentivize people into filing and jumping into any and every class action suit, hoping for a payday? Or increase the incidence of such suits being frivolously initiated and litigated?

    1. Re:Would this change not just by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      No, because it would also reduce money for the lawyers. There's only one pool of money at the end, and any amount you require to go to the victims is not available to go to the lawyers.

  11. Re:Political views? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that you, Admiral Ackbar?

  12. Re:Political views? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facts like Orange Man Bad!

  13. Really need to compensate the class, not lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Too many times I see these settlements where the lawyers make what amounts to a sweetheart deal with the megacorp. The class members get next to nothing of value, the lawyers collect millions, and the megacorp gets off paying ultimately a fraction of a day's revenues, often not having to admit liability, and basically keeping all the rewards from their malfeasance.

    If one follows the legal firms, or their principals, it seems like sometimes they also get some lucrative business from one of the megacorp's subsidiaries or partners as a result too.

    In my mind it is legal malpractice to not achieve some positive goal for the class -- getting real compensation, or punishing the violator significantly and getting legal rulings that the non-class members can use to sue without having the class action ruling being a major bar to them collecting on their own.

  14. Not entirely about attorney's fees here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's my understanding that this hearing is about Cy Pres settlement distributions, not necessarily attorney's fees.

    Briefly, a cy pres award is the distribution of money from a class action settlement to a charitable organization. [taken from google]. Sometimes, it would be hard to distribute any sort of settlement to that many google users (how do you identify them? Get them their money?). So, award goes to a charity that is related to that class action.

    Most media articles about this case will probably imply that it is about attorney's fees, but there are a few different things going on here.

  15. Re:Political views? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is fact based. But facts have a well established left wing bias

    Only in your mind. Facts are Facts, neither the far right or the far left find much support in them. Both sides concentrate on only the facts that support their positions and ignore the rest. The far left and right don't recognize the fact that they are driven by confirmation bias, not all the facts.

    Unfortunately, in today's society there is no middle ground in politics. We are seeing WWI style trench warfare in today's political landscape, where the middle ground is routinely scorched by flamethrowers from both sides. Facts are no longer facts, but lies to those who choose not to believe them and weapons to bludgeon others when they support their truth.

  16. Should be a percentage! by DidgetMaster · · Score: 1

    There should be a requirement that the lawyers cannot collect any more money from the settlement than the collective payouts to the members of the class. If the courts awards $10M in the suit, then the most the lawyers can collect is $5M. And they can only collect that $5M if they are able to distribute the other $5M out to class members. Right now they have an incentive to have as few class members claim their 'winnings' as possible, since they get whatever is left.

    1. Re:Should be a percentage! by fafalone · · Score: 1

      So your objection to this story is the the lawyers actually got paid too little, only receiving 2/8ths instead of 4m of the 8m settlement? Plus don't they generally set the legal fees in the settlement then distribute the rest equally among those who file a claim?

  17. I know the answer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Letâ(TM)s fine then instead. Because that will surely get the damages to the consumer.

    This fucking country...

  18. A lawyer payment idea by DigressivePoser · · Score: 1

    Make the lawyers receive payment just like the members of the class do - with very small checks. If it's a $10 payout for the class, then a $10 million payday for the lawyer is in the form of one million $10 checks.

  19. I will always follow you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pay attention. Follow the money. Republicans want to limit class action because they hurt business. Democrats like them because the little guy gets justice.

    But what of the big guy lawyers who earn tens of millions steering this wildcat lawyer lottery, and then donate big to the Democrats to keep the gravy train running?

    They will lose out. So which way will their politicians fall? For the little guy in public, but resist this in private?

    Follow the money.

  20. Or $5 off your next $2000 purchase. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Supreme Court Scrutinizing Class Action Settlements That Leave Consumers Empty-Handed

    A free small cone or fry coupon is not empty-handed!!!

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  21. Cy Pres...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the problem in this case is that universities do not qualify as charities. They are businesses aimed at making money.

    1. Re:Cy Pres...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And lets be real here. Charities aren't exactly good at doing their aimed goal. Most of the money winds up in administrative overhead, and very little ever actually makes it where the funds should go. I know this given I work for some of the largest "charities" in my city. Their scam is a fairly insidious one imo. Take in craploads of money for admin people, who then typically turn around & ask other people to "donate their time for a good cause". Usually people who shouldn't be volunteering I'd class as the "working poor".

  22. It was't Union dues that killed Unions by rsilvergun · · Score: 0

    it was manufacturing going away and/or being automated. Manufacturing was easy to Unionize because you had a shit ton of employees all in the same place (the factory floor). The closest you get with that is an Amazon warehouse, even those don't have as many employees as a factory from 50 years ago and they make it a point to ban employees talking to each other so they can't complain and organize (among other Union busting tactics).

    Come to think of it that's the other trouble Unions have: Employers learned from their experience with Unions and got better at busting them. Employees didn't learn a god damn thing. I can't tell you how many folks just complain about how corrupt unions are when they go to their job that pays well and is safe because of a Union from 50 years ago who won those protections at the barrel of a gun.

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    1. Re:It was't Union dues that killed Unions by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Employees didn't learn a god damn thing.

      They learned that the union shop is the first one to be automated, outsourced, or off-shored.

      they go to their job that pays well and is safe because of a Union from 50 years ago who won those protections at the barrel of a gun.

      Sure, but what have they done for us lately? Saying we should pay union dues today because unions made sense 50 years ago isn't a very compelling argument.

  23. I've got an even scarier thought for you by rsilvergun · · Score: 0

    Law firms are businesses, not charities. That's certainly true. Now what do you think all those lawyers who can't sue mega corporations for fat sacks of cash are going to do? Think they'll close up shop and go become public defenders? Maybe do night shift at the local WalMart?

    Nope, they're gonna sue you and me (since we can't afford to buy off a Senator or House rep to defend us). As the Chinese say, Interesting Times.

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  24. bout time by renegade600 · · Score: 1

    class action lawsuits over the years, have only benefited the lawyers. while consumers get pennies or coupons, the lawyers get millions in cash. doubt anything will change, the lawyers will always win since they have all the money.

  25. Huh? You seem to understand, but wtf ? by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'm confused about what you're saying.
    All along you seem to understand things, then in the last sentence you make a conclusion that doesn't follow from your (correct) statements.

    You start with the class, people who have used Google search. That's maybe a hundred million people.

    Subtract the people who don't want to be considered part of the class, so that they could theoretically sue individually. That's a few thousand people, maybe.

    After subtracting the ~ zeroish people who want to sue individually, you're left with about a hundred million "injured" parties (class members).

    How do you figure Google should pay those hundred million people? The total recovery net of legal fees is 5 million.

  26. It's like buying permission to ignore the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was the same of the Microsoft settlements.

    I was in the class action against them, twice, in two different states. I actually wrote up a reply to try to intervene, but I was young and had no lawyer and so I never actually went anywhere with it. The basic argument I wanted to make was very similar to what you said:

    * There was no promise to change any behavior and no clear reason why conduct after the cutoff date in the lawsuit wouldn't give rise to the same sort of claims.

    * The leftover money in the settlement was being given to the schools, which was fine, but it had restrictions on it that would essentially force them to buy new Windows computers, helping to cause exactly the sort of monopolistic harm it was ostensibly supposed to prevent given that education was one of the few large markets for Macs.

  27. Mandatory Binding Arbitration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This question will soon be moot as Mandatory Binding Arbitration clauses become the new norm and lawsuits (especially class action lawsuits) become a historic legal curiosity. (As does the concept of "consumer protection".)

  28. Class Action Money Redistribution by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    All in all, it's little more than a way for lawyers to milk money out of big corporations by using consumers as leverage on the wallets of said corporations.

    Lawyers and legal fees.

    What about compensation for the consumers?
    Is that what the Supreme Court is actually looking into, or is it more like: Is it fair to bleed the corporations if no consumer gets compensation, and. therefore "wrong" to do so?

    Just curious as to the reference to "fair" in this usage.

  29. Penalty calculation is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should not be a division of an overall penalty by the number of class members, but a determination of the amount of compensation due to an individual for the harm done, multiplied by the number of class members. If it's thought that $5000 is an appropriate award for each of the three named plaintiffs in this case then Google should be paying $5000x129 million ($645 billion). That would certainly make them, and *any other company*, think twice about privacy violations.

  30. Re:Huh? You seem to understand, but wtf ? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    The jump from a hundred million to a few thousand was in this line:

    Towards that end, there's generally a web form where claimants can go to either exclude themselves from the settlement or submit the necessary information to make their claim.

    Most people don't bother with the paperwork, so they don't get a portion of the payout.

  31. Makes sense. Different from my experience by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Okay, your post and reasoning makes sense to me now. Thanks.

    My experience regarding the facts has been different from yours. As you said:

    > At least with the handful of class action settlements I've been a party to, they send out notifications to the people in the class

    At this point they already have my name and address and know I'm a class member, so they have all the information they need to send a check. I can opt OUT at that point. The lawyer would prefer I didn't, because they want to represent a large class.

    Only more recently I've noticed they sometimes have two classes or subgroups, commonly those who were customers (the company did them wrong) and those who also are likely to have actual damages. If you don't respond, you're in the general class and get maybe $5. If you're in the more specific class, you submit the form and get $30 or so.

    An example would be a data breach. All customers' data was leaked, so everybody gets $5. If you ALSO had a fraudulent charge on your card, you get $35. You have to submit the form to get $35. If you don't submit the form, you get $5.

    That's been my experience.

    I wish I could remember which class action I was part of lately. I was surprised when I got a check for a significant amount of money. I'm used to maybe $5.

    1. Re:Makes sense. Different from my experience by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Actually, your experience matches well with most of mine as well.

      Take the Playstation Network breach from a few years back, for instance. I was a party to it since I had an account with them at the time that it happened, but my credit card showed no signs of illicit activity after the hack, so I suffered no demonstrable harm. As such, I wasn't entitled to a monetary settlement, but I was entitled to a free game from a list of available options. When the time to finalize things finally arrived, I had to fill out a bunch of paperwork before I could select and claim my game, and I had to do so before a particular date or else my claim would expire. And it seems that I filled it out improperly in some way, since I never received the promised game. That's an example of what I was talking about, with people not bothering with the paperwork (or perhaps not filling it out correctly).

      The only thing you said that didn't resonate with me was the mention of the lawyer wanting you to not opt out. I always figured it was the other way around. After all, by the time they're cutting checks, the settlement amount has already been agreed on. At that point it's just a question of how the money is distributed, so any money left on the table by the claimants is money that the lawyers have likely arranged to have redirected to pet projects of theirs (which shouldn't be happening, but such is the world we're in). Towards that end, most of the settlement notices I've received over the years look at first glance like cheap spam. And even if you read them far enough to realize that they aren't, most of them required sending something in (e.g. self-addressed, stamped envelope) or filling out additional paperwork online in order to get a token settlement.

      It shouldn't work that way for exactly the reasons you said—they already have your address and know you're part of the class—yet it's almost always what I see. I only recall having received one settlement check that didn't first require some work on my part, whereas I've probably seen between three and five in the last decade that required work on my part.

  32. Monetary vs non-monetary probably the difference by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I think you're considering two steps where you can respond.

    1. Exclude yourself from the suit (or not).

    2. Claim non-monetary compensation such as a free game.

    Step 1 goes directly to the question of how many plaintiffs are representes in the suit. If the lawyer is suing on behalf of five people, the settlement or judgement will be a lot smaller than if they are suing on behalf of 50,000 people. Therefore that step needs to be completed before the settlement or judgement.

    Step 2 would be after the judgement or settlement.

    Suing on behalf of more people (step 1) will result in a larger total award and probably larger legal fees.

    Having some people not claim the award will either a) save the defendant money or b) allow more to be distributed elsewhere.

    In my cases, the only non- monetary awards I recall have been a) free credit monitoring (don't want) or b) a credit to my existing, ongoing account with the merchant. So I've never had need to pick a game or otherwise actively select anything with the award - I just get the check or account credit.

    On an entirely different topic:
    Sometimes I help people figure out how to make up for things they've done wrong. (Basically when they decide they don't want to be a shit head anymore.) The easiest cases are when they know exactly who they wronged, how to contact them, and what would set it right - money or whatever. Whenever possible, we set it right directly with the person harmed, by undoing whatever the harm was, by doing the opposite of the bad thing.

    Other cases are much more difficult. What about this case:
    Mark was controlling and abusive to many women over the course of 30 years.
    At least one of those women is now dead.
    Others he doesn't have any idea how to get in touch with them.
    Probably NONE of them ever want to see his face again.

    What can Mark do to make up for what he's done? Maybe the best he can do under the circumstances is:
    Donate to an abused women's shelter.
    Make darn sure he treats women right in the future.

    This Google case reminds me of the latter. Of 100 million people each have ten cents worth of compensation due to them, but you don't have the names and addresses for most of them, what do you do? How do you set that right? Donating to EFF and similar organizations might be part of that.

    Even more difficult is something like this instance I talked to someone about the other day:
    He had an affair with a married woman.
    The affair ruined her marriage, broke her family apart.
    Partially due to that, she committed suicide.
    How does he even begin to try to set that right in any way?
    He can't do anything for her - she's dead.
    Her family darn sure doesn't want to hear from him.
    He owes a large debt, but how does he pay it?

  33. Re:Monetary vs non-monetary probably the differenc by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    Good point about it being two steps. I can't say with certainty whether those steps were distinct or done at the same time in the settlements I was party to. In my recollection they were done at once, but if I'm being honest I must admit that it's entirely possible I'm mistaken and that they were actually distinct steps. I can't say with certainty.

    And I'll readily agree that there are cases where there is no good outcome. Going back to my initial comment near the top of the thread, I threw those ideas out there, and I still stand by them, but I'll admit that I don't have a surefire way to actually implement them. We live in a broken, messy world where there aren't always clear answers or rules you can follow to reach the ideal outcome. While those harmed should be compensated for the harm done to them, there are situations where that's impossible.

  34. Re:Monetary vs non-monetary probably the differenc by raymorris · · Score: 1

    there is always a well-known solution to every human problem â" neat, plausible, and wrong.
    - HL Mencken :)