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Giant Trap Deployed To Catch Plastic Littering the Pacific Ocean Isn't Working (cbsnews.com)

In September, a nonprofit deployed a multimillion-dollar floating structure designed to corral plastic debris littering the Pacific Ocean. But, according to CBS News, the 2,000-foot-long structure hasn't picked up any plastic waste. Slashdot reader pgmrdlm shares the report: A floating device sent to corral a swirling island of trash in the Pacific Ocean between California and Hawaii has not swept up any plastic waste. But the young innovator behind the project said Monday that a fix was in the works. Boyan Slat, 24, who launched the Pacific Ocean cleanup project, said the speed of the solar-powered barrier isn't allowing it to hold on to the plastic it catches. The plastic barrier with a tapered 10-foot-deep screen is intended to act like a coastline, trapping some of the 1.8 trillion pieces of plastic that scientists estimate are swirling in the patch, while allowing marine life to safely swim beneath it. The garbage patch isn't an island and it's even difficult to see with the naked eye, "60 Minutes" reported in September -- it's a vast soup of floating debris, much of it tiny and below the surface.

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  1. Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down

    1. Re:Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This little more than a "smart" driftnet. It's not a surprise.

      the problem with actual driftnets is that they have a lot of bycatch because they're designed to trap fish. Whales, Dolphins, Sea Lions, Sharks, etc are just victims. Now if you make a driftnet that is electrified, sharks will at least be repelled by it. Throw in some ultrasonic noises to make it sound like a giant predator, and it will scare the mammals away too. But as for catching plastic, I have a feeling that it will simply never be effective since there's no effective way to grab plastic from water. It floats because it is an oil product. The fragments biodegrade because solar energy simply breaks the molocules that hold it together, and thus things like plastic bags disintegrate, and are also not reusable... thus more end up in trash. Hell, I had to throw in the TRASH two cubic feet of plastic grocery bags because they turned into plastic DUST and was even more toxic than the friggen bags.

      If we were smart we would stop using plastic as packaging. Period. Go back to paper for groceries, fast food can use cardboard boxes (Pizza industry is doing just fine.) Don't sell food items with plastic overwrap, you have to order it from the deli specifically, and get a resealable use-once bag, and for food that is easily cross-contaminated (eg hamburger) press it into hamburgers and layer a piece of wax paper between each one (like some frozen burgers actually do) , for cheese, only sell in blocks, no more "singles", Bulk-only. If you want half a block, then have the deli cut half a block. For hard-to-deal with stuff like hard italian cheeses, offer to grind it at the deli into a clean recyclable glass container that the deli sells.

      Like in most cases we can switch from plastic to glass, and glass is much easier to recycle. By coming up with glass that is less breakable, that would remove plastic from the trash cycle. People know glass is recycleable. People don't know how to recycle plastic because the are too many kinds of plastic. Glass also sinks in water, so there would be no trash patch even if it did wind up in the ocean. It's not necessarily better that it sinks, but if it sinks that means it's likely to become an artificial reef material rather than the existing plastic bits that are ending up in the stomachs of whales.

    2. Re:Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      That's nice and all, but the plastic in the garbage patch isn't from packaging so you're basically being a reactionary dumbfuck. The vast majority is discarded fishing equipment from China and India. Fix their complete disregard for the planet and the problem will be a fuckton easier to address.

    3. Re:Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      As an alternative, let's try nutritionally enhanced growth of surface matting algae in the gyre. This will trap a lot of plastic, including the very small pieces, and at the same time sequester carbon. When it dies off as the nutrient is exhausted, the carbon and plastics sink to the seabed, ready to form more coal.

      Yes, this would probably also kill a lot of fish. But fish that have ingested plastic are the ones we don't want in the food chain.

    4. Re:Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      ...and glass is much easier to recycle

      And glass that is not recycled isn't a pollutant. It just looks ugly until erosion converts it into pretty stones.

    5. Re:Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      I buy singles from costco, they have zero plastic between them. They're just sitting there.

    6. Re: Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldnâ(TM)t call the poster a reactionary dumbfuck.

      We need to get all sources of plastic waste down to zero... not just the worst offenders. Those were some good ideas... not going to solve everything at once, but something to build on, not reject.

    7. Re: Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      We need to get all sources of plastic waste down to zero.

      This isn't plutonium. Reducing plastic waste is a good idea, but striving to eliminate it entirely would be a huge and unjustifiable economic burden.

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    8. Re:Little Lisa Recycling Plant is shutting down by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      And glass that is not recycled isn't a pollutant.

      Says the guy who hasn't cut his foot on a shard of broken glass.

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  2. He needs to talk to Musk by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    Get some of his engineers on the project... Its right up his alley. :)

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    1. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Its right up his alley. :)

      In what way? There are no government subsidies for collecting trash in the ocean.

    2. Re: He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then maybe there should be. They seem to work...

    3. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Get some of his engineers on the project

      They don't need engineers. They need accountants: Someone who can explain to them that every $1 they spend filtering microparticles out of the ocean would be a hundred times as effective if spent to prevent the trash reaching the ocean in the first place.

    4. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here are some photos of "rivers of trash" flowing into the ocean.

      As long as this continues, it is absurd to send ships thousands of miles out to sea to strain a few microparticles out of the ocean.

      The place to stop pollution is at the source.

    5. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by slack_justyb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Absolutely this. So many scientist told this kid that trying to filter plastic from the ocean is literally the last item on the to-do list of actual useful things we could do to help this planet. Cutting off new plastics and trash from entering the ocean is as close to the top as you can get here. All that crowd funded money was a complete waste on tech that's not really been tested and could have been used on any one of the multiple ways we know to filter trash from streams. I give the kid credit that he wants to help out, but blessed if he went the completely opposite direction of anything that could be remotely considered within 500 light-years of the definition of useful.

    6. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incredible images - hard to believe that much garbage is flowing out to sea! How can people even tolerate such filth in their rivers?

    7. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Third worlders gonna third world.

    8. Re: He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only economic to suicide.

    9. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well if you're worrying where to get some pants and a few bucks for noodles for the week you kinda give up. HOWEVER a lot of it is just scale of things. se asia recycles a lot more than you would think, simply due to it being profitable enough for the really poor to sort out other peoples trash for different kinds of metal, plastics and glass.

      and well. those rivers have been under large population centres for millenia. they've been full of feces for a long time anyways, people haven't regarded them as that clean for a long long time..

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    10. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by pahles · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course that is the place to stop it. Doesn't mean you can't clean up the existing mess.

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    11. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The existing mess will clean up itself. Plastic gets constantly degraded to smaller pieces, ultimately down to molecular level. The key is to prevent new waste from entering the system, and the best place to start is with the biggest rivers of garbage.

    12. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely stop saying "this" as a subject, it makes you seem like a mental infant.

    13. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DESTROY ALL HUMAN!

    14. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't care how the poster seems, it just annoys you.
      The last time mealy-mouthed faggots like you quit posting "stop doing X, it makes you look stupid" can't come soon enough.

    15. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, when this project was announced it was pointed out that even if it does work, the amount of plastic it can collect is trivial compared to the amount that can be collected by people participating in a simple beach cleanup.

      The only upside to this is if it's setup to collect the microparticles that can't be seen and somehow separate them from useful small things like krill and algae that are an important food source, but it doesn't appear to be able to do that.

      I guess they have to start somewhere, but the kid's arrogance in dismissing the criticisms of his project don't bode well because it implies he's not open for scientific understanding and has just decided his idea is perfect and flawless, even though it clearly doesn't even work right now.

    16. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Tom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Especially since we know that 90% of the plastic in the ocean is deposited there from just 10 rivers. Catch even half of the plastic from those rivers, and you've reduced plastic in the world oceans by 45%.

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    17. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      That will take hundreds of years. What about all the fish that are swallowing it right now?

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    18. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... you've reduced plastic in the world oceans by 45%.

      You've reduced the plastic reaching the world's oceans by 45%.

      FTFY.

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    19. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's pointless cleaning up the place where all the plastic collects if you are just going to continue adding to it.
      We should ban the fucking production of plastic except for special circumstances, and also enforce stricter recycling rules, only 10% of plastic is recycled AT ALL, it should be 99% is recycled. Only after that is achieved will it be worthwhile trying to sift it out of the ocean. Fine people littering heavily and that money can be used to help clean up the ocean. Charge people more for every piece of plastic in their garbage (that they haven't even tried to recycle) and pay people who are recycling, when plastic stops entering our rivers and hence into the ocean we can look at cleaning up that mess. Trying to do it now is just a waste of money and resources.

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    20. Re: He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

    21. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by magzteel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We should ban the fucking production of plastic except for special circumstances, and also enforce stricter recycling rules, only 10% of plastic is recycled AT ALL, it should be 99% is recycled.

      You want to ban all plastic production, except for "special circumstances"? Good luck with that.
      What would you replace plastic with?

    22. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yep because there's no point in taking things out of a closed system. The only affect you ever have is if you exlusively work on the single biggest input. /Sarcasm.

    23. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Especially since we know that 90% of the plastic in the ocean is deposited there from just 10 rivers.

      Except it's not. 90% of the plastic that reaches the ocean FROM RIVERS comes from just 10 rivers. The actual number you're looking for is closer to 25%. We discussed this only yesterday: https://www.scientificamerican...

    24. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will take hundreds of years. What about all the fish that are swallowing it right now?

      Boil the ocean!

    25. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Carewolf · · Score: 2

      I think it comes down the the misunderstanding of the garbage patch in the Pacific. Many people seem to think it is like a solid island or otherwise tighly packed area of garbage, but while it is many time above the levels of populution it should be, it is not exactly dense (1-2 plastic objects per football field).

    26. Re: He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't deal with the immediate problem, and millions are being spent ahead in educational campaigns. Something should be done to capture the existing trash to minimize environmental effects, and if it had a significant impact within the next several years, $20 ish million is a pretty good deal. If it leads to scalable technology or valuable offshoots, all the better.

    27. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

      If only Montreal and other big cities would stop dumping shit (not kidding, its all the stuff from our sewers) in the St-Laurent River that would tremendiously but our system can't process that much crap from it. no word game intended.

    28. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by bobschmagogee · · Score: 1

      He can build a tunnel under it that his cars can drive through.

    29. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      Get some of his engineers on the project

      They don't need engineers. They need accountants: Someone who can explain to them that every $1 they spend filtering microparticles out of the ocean would be a hundred times as effective if spent to prevent the trash reaching the ocean in the first place.

      We know exactly where the trash is coming from. I suppose there might be some political issues, but we are never going to fix this problem if we don't remove the few sources of it.

      I get UN notices regarding the plastic in oceans problem, and it is bizzare. Browbeating the developed world, - which is a dogwhistle for Americans - for yet another problem we are somehow responsible for, while almost completely ignoring those who are responsible. About the only real efforts are some projects in Africa.

      China just goes along merrily injecting plastic in the oceans. And Africa probably hopes the rest f the world can get this figured out so they can dump with impunity.

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    30. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Plastic Bottles -> Aluminum Cans and Glass Bottles, paper cartons.
      Plastic Bags -> Paper Bags, put them inside those reusable canvas bags.
      That annoying packaging for electronics, etc -> box with cardboard inserts for padding.

      Not everything but a lot of consumables can be switched over to non-plastic.

    31. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to ban all plastic production, except for "special circumstances"? Good luck with that.
      What would you replace plastic with?

      It's not an either/or situation.
      The key is reducing how much plastic is created and used.

      I know if may be hard for you, but it wasn't that long ago(pre-1990s) that we didn't see this much plastic packaging used to the extent it is now.
      It was in the 90s that all of a sudden there was an explosion of packaging overkill, and "convenience plastic"(straws, bags, etc) overuse.

      We are already seeing municipalities taking steps to control this, now we need consumers to show places like Trader Joes that they need to change their packaging.

    32. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Build a wall across the mouth of the Ganges and make India pay for it!
       

    33. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Bartles · · Score: 0

      It's not flowing out to sea. That's why it's sitting motionless. Or in the case of Beirut, it's simply trash piled up on a street for storage.

    34. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Here are some photos of "rivers of trash" flowing into the ocean.

      As long as this continues, it is absurd to send ships thousands of miles out to sea to strain a few microparticles out of the ocean.

      The place to stop pollution is at the source.

      The difference is that the "thousands of miles out to sea" spot isn't swarming with violent folks who don't want your help.

    35. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Tom · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. Interesting article.

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    36. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whilst I don't agree we can get rid of plastic to the degree the GP is saying, it's pretty clear that we can still get rid of it to a far larger degree than we're trying currently.

      Plastic bottles are entirely unnecessary given that cans and glass bottles exist and have successfully contained and transported drinks since god knows when.

      Why do plastic bags even exist? paper or tote bags are perfectly good alternatives.

      Why is it when I buy shampoo I can get 2x 250ml bottles cheaper than 1x 500ml bottle so that the cheapest option is the option with MORE plastic to shampoo ratio? If ever there was a good example of why plastic taxes are needed it's definitely that. Stop letting companies externalise the cost of plastic cleanup onto everyone else, and make them pay it up front to get rid of idiocy like that.

      Fish and chips were never any worse when they used to come in newspaper, why the fuck do they now give me a throwaway plastic container?

      Why is it when I order from some online shops they send me a box that's way too big and then stuff it with plastic air packing when paper or card packing is sufficient?

      What about the oft publicized plastic straws? and cocktail sticks and stuff like that? It's all trivially replaceable with alternatives.

      In the UK each local council gets to decide it's own policy on recycling plastic. Mine doesn't recycle much, yet there's a recycling center 5 minutes away that recycles any type of plastic, but I can't use it because it only has a contract with the neighbouring council and so I have to drive 30 minutes to my council's recycling centre that isn't, it's just a landfill. That is absolutely fucking batshit, things like recycling should be controlled by central government to massively increase recycling opportunity and massively reduce waste.

      If nothing else it seems clear that we're not even close to reducing plastic production to sensible and necessary levels, even if it is nonsense to say we should do away with it altogether. So yeah, we can't get rid of it altogether and only with exception, but we can definitely massively reduce production to a fraction of where it's at now. I'd wager we could cut plastic production to 25% and see literally fuck all practical negative difference in our lives.

    37. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 2

      a) A huge percent of third-world waste is production run-off for first-world consumers, made by first-world companies working there.
      b) Another large chunk is trash from first-world countries shipped to the third-world dumping grounds. The pile of waste in the photo at the top of this article is in China -- it's all dumped waste from the USA.
      c) This sort of thing can happen to any city if its waste pipeline breaks down for some reason. NYC's garbage strike in 1968, for example, created similar situations. The pictures linked to by Shanghai Bill include Lebanon. Lebanon is not a third-world country, and Beirut is definitely not a third-world city. It's just a city whose dump filled up and they couldn't negotiate anyone else to take the garbage. Similar situations are developing in the USA right now because China closed its borders to our recyclable waste (see the link I included in (b) above).

      Don't be so quick to judge.

    38. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      I believe LordWabbit2 means production of *new* plastic. Recycled plastic would be fine.

    39. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by The+Snazster · · Score: 1

      It's something he can do, as opposed to trying to make deals with every polluting country on the planet. More importantly, it gets the issue out in the headlines where people become more aware of it and become more supportive of looking for alternate, more effective strategies. Lastly . . . well . . . it might do some good, or lead to something that does.

    40. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh. Hemp!
      lol.

    41. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should ban the fucking production of plastic except for special circumstances

      Um... wires, space stations, your car, your computer, medical equipment, bottles... plastics are everywhere.

      Without a replacement, your idea wont gain traction. Keep hitting that bong.

    42. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      It's something he can do as opposed to trying to make deals with every polluting country on the planet.

      Why would he need to "make deals" to pull trash out of a river?

      Even if there was somewhere in the world where that requires a permit (I doubt it), why would he need to make deals with "every" polluter?

    43. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by magzteel · · Score: 1

      I believe LordWabbit2 means production of *new* plastic. Recycled plastic would be fine.

      Maybe but even there he's clueless. Certainly materials should be recycled where possible and better alternatives used where possible.

      But plastics are incredibly versatile and have limits to their recycle-ability.

    44. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      > have limits to their recycle-ability.

      I know that's true, but I've never been clear just how limited. What percent can be melted down and remade? What percent can be broken down into non-toxic component materials?

    45. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by magzteel · · Score: 1

      > have limits to their recycle-ability.

      I know that's true, but I've never been clear just how limited. What percent can be melted down and remade? What percent can be broken down into non-toxic component materials?

      It's a complicated subject. Here's a simple article
      https://blog.nationalgeographi...

    46. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      Thank you! Useful link!

    47. Re: He needs to talk to Musk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orange man bad. Must shoehorn orange man.

    48. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It was a nitpick. It doesn't make it any less of an incredibly HUGE problem.

    49. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      >The place to stop pollution is at the source

      They are not stopping pollution, they are cleaning already polluted environment.

      Said that, this is of course true:

      > it is absurd to send ships thousands of miles out to sea to strain a few microparticles out of the ocean

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    50. Re:He needs to talk to Musk by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Set a paper bag down in a puddle and you'll discover why plastic is superior.

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  3. So now the floating trash catcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is floating trash

  4. It's almost as if simple answers by rsilvergun · · Score: 0, Troll

    to complex problems don't work, and in fact common sense solutions are nonsense.

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    1. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      I think it's a bit early to say the idea is beyond any hope. I can't think of anything, even the trivial things that are easy to take for granted, that humans ever got right on the first go. Typically it takes a lot of mistakes and adjustments and even after something actually works, there's almost always loads of room for improvement.

      Hopefully this does eventually work out, because the rest of the world seems to be doing fuck all about the problem.

    2. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have seen the problems we had with the prototypes for the lever, man what a mess that project was...

    3. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if this worked. There is a wave powered capture system that I believe worked but it probably doesn't scale nicely...

      The next thing to try will likely be engineering microbes to eat our waste which they are working toward...

      https://www.sciencealert.com/n...

    4. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't think of anything, even the trivial things that are easy to take for granted, that humans ever got right on the first go.

      The atomic bomb worked on the first try.

      We had enough metal for 3 bombs: Trinity at Alamogordo, Little Boy at Hiroshima, and Fat Man at Nagasaki.

      All three worked perfectly.

    5. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by novakyu · · Score: 1

      But the Manhattan Project had the most intelligent and capable men of that generation working on it. This is the exact opposite situation.

    6. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the Manhattan Project had the most intelligent and capable men of that generation working on it. This is the exact opposite situation.

      Not a very nice thing to say about women.

    7. Re: It's almost as if simple answers by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That is arguably the entire point.

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    8. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the Manhattan Project had the most intelligent and capable men of that generation working on it. This is the exact opposite situation.

      Not a very nice thing to say about women.

      Marie Curie was there too.

    9. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't think of anything, even the trivial things that are easy to take for granted, that humans ever got right on the first go.

      The atomic bomb worked on the first try.

      We had enough metal for 3 bombs: Trinity at Alamogordo, Little Boy at Hiroshima, and Fat Man at Nagasaki.

      All three worked perfectly.

      Yup. But several other later ones didn't, some even going bang a bit more loudly than intended.

      They also, as another poster pointed out, had the backing of the best and the brightest the USA had.

      I would add to that they also had a virtually unlimited budget. Add to that the power of 'it's wartime, and we get everything we need'. Give me five years, war powers, and a few trillion bucks, and those oceans will get cleaned. And who knows, we might get it right the first time.

      AC

    10. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They should employ their skimmer in the mouth of the most polluting river, rather than in the ocean. They would catch 10 truckloads on the first day.

    11. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by novakyu · · Score: 1, Informative

      And she would have been the best man in the project, too, if she hadn't died before the start of WWII from radiation poisoning. (I presume she would have emigrated to U.S. to flee Nazi persecution, as many good men in physics and chemistry did.)

    12. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop making hypothetical bullshit up.

    13. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by swillden · · Score: 2

      I can't think of anything, even the trivial things that are easy to take for granted, that humans ever got right on the first go.

      The atomic bomb worked on the first try.

      Only because they'd already tested the hell out of the subassemblies.

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    14. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The atomic bomb worked on the first try."

      Really? They didn't test the implosion lens dozens of times before? They didn't "tickle the dragon's tail" before?

      They just slapped stuff together and pressed "GO"?

      The things I learn reading your posts!

      Yes but the first complete bomb worked properly, unlike this boom thing where they jumped right to full scale.

    15. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that if Japan hadn't surrendered right away, we wouldn't have been able to nuke them any more times?

    16. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that if Japan hadn't surrendered right away, we wouldn't have been able to nuke them any more times?

      It would have taken a few months to generate enough fissile material for another bomb. Maybe late October.

      Kokura was the next city scheduled to be nuked. It was the original target for Fat Man, but it was clouded over on the morning of August 9th, so the B-29 was diverted to the alternate target of Nagasaki.

    17. Re:It's almost as if simple answers by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Well, Pierre might have, if he hadn't gotten himself run over.

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  5. Re:U suck by wolfheart111 · · Score: 0

    Ohhh i was so hoping it would work :(

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  6. A fix will be deployed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (We're going to sink it)

  7. Some Nonprofits are Scams by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ocean Cleanup appears to be HQ'ed in NYC, doesn't have enough financial statements to appear in any charity watch site, and is happily taking people's money. This could be a scam (like those calls your grandma gets about the police ball) built on the plastic straw hype. Seriously, if you feel plastic in the ocean is a problem then please consider donating to reputable organization with a real track record instead.

    1. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by msauve · · Score: 1

      "...please consider donating to reputable organization with a real track record instead."

      OK. Please point to an organization which has "a real track record" in removing mid-ocean plastic.

      IMHO, they're honestly trying, but naive about the necessary technology.

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    2. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You can't remove it. You need to stop it from happening. https://oceanconservancy.org/

    3. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Ocean Cleanup appears to be HQ'ed in NYC

      About 30 years ago the city of New York used to pile trash up on barges and dump them into the ocean. What better place to HQ?

      This could be a scam (like those calls your grandma gets about the police ball) built on the plastic straw hype.

      Could be... my money is still on Hanlon's razor.

      Not so say there is not plenty of scam to go around. We have US recycling outfits shipping recyclables to poor countries who recycle the material into diamonds and gold which is generously donated to Arial, Flounder and Sebastian.

    4. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

      You need to stop it from happening. https://oceanconservancy.org/

      Now THAT looks like a scam. I mean what is $75 sent to those guys going to do about the people in China and Vietnam (among others in Asia) dumping plastic?

      I'd way rather fund the boom trying to actually clean some of it up than give some hippy $75 to yell at me about using a plastic bottle from time to time. Even if we stopped everyone dumpling plastic tomorrow there's still plenty to clean up so it's important to fund that, and might actually accomplish something.

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    5. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or here's a thought...why not just push to go back to bottles and cans? Its not like we didn't have containers in the past and aluminum and glass? Extremely easy to recycle, in fact last I checked less than 1% of aluminum cans actually end up waste, the other 99% are recycled.

      I never understood the push for plastic everything, glass don't leak crap into your drinks and aluminum can be recycled an infinite number of times, just makes more sense to use those wherever possible.

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    6. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      I'm fine with going aluminum, though, I'm not sure what the energy trade-off is between aluminum vs plastic (i.e. we may be trading one environmental problem for another). But if we do go back to aluminum they must include bottle caps. I can't stand having bottled/canned liquid that I can't re-seal to carry.

      As for glass, I believe that it was too heavy and also has the side-effect of starting forest fires.

    7. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Shazatoga · · Score: 1

      I agree, but it's cheaper to produce plastic bottles from oil than aluminum and glass. Not to mention plastic can be moulded much more easily.

      An alternative to plastic is needed. Unfortunately, the trend is to just tax oil (effectively a tax on the poor).

    8. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Alumini?um isn't all joy. The cans are lined with plastic.

    9. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop doing that.

    10. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually wonder how they could get 99% of aluminium cans recycled in USA, because the only place i've ever seen a return machine is in New York somewhere and everyone just throws them in the trash.

      I've asked many times where they take the cans and bottles for the refund in other places, but no one seems to know, except the homeless i guess, since they keep collecting them.

    11. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still a whole lot less than fully plastic bottle.

    12. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by danbert8 · · Score: 2

      That was my experience in California... I asked several people where to return cans for the deposit. I was told to put them in a bag and leave them in parking lots for the homeless to collect and get the deposit back. That's right, that recycling incentive deposit? It's a stupid way to encourage littering while making litterers feel like champions for the poor.

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    13. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Uh, you can't clean it up. There are over 86 billion tons dumped EVERY YEAR. Are you dumb? You couldn't build enough booms to clear it out even if we stopped dumping today. The ocean conservancy actually does stuff, but they aren't hipsters like you.

    14. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's just California being it's normal batshit self.

    15. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by LostMyAccount · · Score: 1

      I think this is where we need to use regulations. Requiring bottlers to use aluminum for containers even though it's more expensive isn't breaking their business model -- they can still sell disposable bottles of whatever, they just have to make the bottles out of aluminum.

      They choose plastic because it's more profitable to them, but they're just pushing the externalities of using plastics onto the public in a way that makes them hard to deal with. If they have to switch to aluminum because of regulations, they can either eat the lost profit or raise prices.

      Raising prices is in effect a targeted tax on consumers of disposable containers, something more difficult to do with plastic containers as a direct tax on plastic.

    16. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Bartles · · Score: 0

      Of course you can remove it. You just fill that portion of the ocean with tracked sea turtles, wait for them to eat all the plastic, capture them, and then have a feast.

    17. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have used some japanese aluminium juice bottles with aluminium caps they seal great and can be reused if needed. as for the energy it depends where it is coming from. properly sourced means it is much much less of an environmental problem than plastic bottles

    18. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by hwolfe · · Score: 1

      It's a hassle where I live in Iowa. The only place locally I know for sure where I can get the 5 cent refund is at a Walmart. They have a row of machines with a hole to insert the can or bottle, although they only accept products they sell, kicking anything else back out. In the end, it prints out a coupon for the amount of the refund, which is only usable at Walmart. AFAIK, it can't be redeemed for cash. It's not worth the hassle to do a small amount, and I don't have the room to save up cans and bottles enough to make it worthwhile, so we give them to a neighbor every week or so.

    19. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same reason we offshore everything - it's more profitable.

    20. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by vlad30 · · Score: 1
      Aluminium - High energy requirement to make initially however once made cheap to recycle also someone scared people with aluminium causes Alzheimer's Paper Bags - Think of the trees damn tree huggers don't realise we grow trees for the purpose thats partly why they stopped in the first place the other nowhere near as strong especially when wet Glass - it became a weapon plus its weight increased shipping costs

      Plastic solved many problems however it created new ones

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    21. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn how to use punctuation, dumbass.

    22. Re:Some Nonprofits are Scams by Crosshair84 · · Score: 1

      Check out how much energy it takes to make a glass bottle. That's why sodas don't use use them anymore. It's incredibly energy intensive.

  8. Re-engineering will consist by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    of an ocean going platform powered by burning plastic in a series of boilers powering turbines, instead of solar. /s

  9. Circle Jerk by burningcpu · · Score: 1
    https://www.theoceancleanup.co...

    Both the plastic and system are being carried by the current. However, wind and waves propel only the system, as the floater sits just above the water surface, while the plastic is primarily just beneath it. The system thus moves faster than the plastic, allowing the plastic to be captured.

    The system consists of a 600-meter-long floater that sits at the surface of the water and a tapered 3-meter-deep skirt attached below. The floater provides buoyancy to the system and prevents plastic from flowing over it, while the skirt stops debris from escaping underneath.

    Everybody was so busy jerking each off that no one actually tried to see whether it would work.

    1. Re:Circle Jerk by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      https://www.theoceancleanup.co...

      Both the plastic and system are being carried by the current. However, wind and waves propel only the system, as the floater sits just above the water surface, while the plastic is primarily just beneath it. The system thus moves faster than the plastic, allowing the plastic to be captured.

      The system consists of a 600-meter-long floater that sits at the surface of the water and a tapered 3-meter-deep skirt attached below. The floater provides buoyancy to the system and prevents plastic from flowing over it, while the skirt stops debris from escaping underneath.

      Everybody was so busy jerking each off that no one actually tried to see whether it would work.

      That's the way it's supposed to work. The news reports have said that the system is moving slower than the debris. I believe that this is what they are trying to fix.

    2. Re:Circle Jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like all they need to do is turn it 180 degrees then.

    3. Re:Circle Jerk by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      I like the cut of your jib.

  10. What a plastihorror! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is our plastiapocalypse for centuries.

  11. Whose plastic? by Kohath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Something useful to know when assholes want to ban things in the US and Europe: it's not your plastic.

    Say no to zealots and totalitarians.

    1. Re:Whose plastic? by ugen · · Score: 1

      We send most of our "recycling" to China, so it is (at least until recently, since they tightened the rules) our plastic there. We just sweep it off to a poorer country, so it's "not our problem".

    2. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everything is the USA's problem with enough mental gymnastics.

    3. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this relevant? They used to accept our plastic for recycling. Now they don't (nearly as much).

      Even if our plastic now ends up in landfills within the US because China isn't importing, that isn't adding to the ocean problem.

      Meanwhile, if you drive down the roads in some of these 3rd world countries, the entire curb area is lined with plastic bags.

      Where I live, the recycling program may be adding to ocean trash. Bagged material is not accepted, so the recycle bins are filled with loose material. When trash day comes around, the streets are littered with everything that fell or blew out of the bins when emptied into the trash trucks. All of that crap makes its way into the sewers, and I'm guessing into the ocean.

    4. Re:Whose plastic? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      And what percentage of plastic in the oceans is drinking straws that came from the US? It's like the polar bear as the symbol of global warming: When Al Gore was born, there were 7,000 polar bears. Today, there are only 30,000 left!

    5. Re: Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We fixed the hunting problem!

    6. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mental gymnastics?

      This is the equivalent of walking from dot A to dot B. It's not exactly doing the Tkachev Salto on the uneven bars.

    7. Re:Whose plastic? by Freischutz · · Score: 2

      Something useful to know when assholes want to ban things in the US and Europe: it's not your plastic.

      Say no to zealots and totalitarians.

      I don't really care whose plastic this is, it is affecting my life so I'm in favour of doing something about this problem. Nobody ever put out a forest fire threatening to burn down his house by sitting on his ass and thinking: "I don't care, I didn't light this fire".

    8. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When is "less trash" ever a bad thing? This attitude of "the people over there are 100 times worse so I shouldn't be the one doing something" is complete bullshit and needs to change.

    9. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is gymnastics to your average american. Walking anywhere seems to be an anathema to them.

    10. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it becomes a little difficult when you're carrying the weight of the rest of the world on your shoulders.

    11. Re:Whose plastic? by zmooc · · Score: 1

      It depends on the cost. And what we view as thrash and how we measure it.

      One example is the banning of plastic bags in Europe. Now, paper bags are routinely handed out by more luxury shops. It costs a zillion times more energy and water to produce a paper bag than a plastic one.

      Food packaged in plastic is another example. "But this cucumber comes with its own packaging!". Yeah, well, the plastic one is much better and makes us throw away significantly less food.

      Less thrash should not be a goal in itself. We should look at the environmental impact of our actions as a whole.

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    12. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something useful to know when assholes want to ban things in the US and Europe: it's not your plastic.

      Jesus, you must be a joy to be around at parties.

      So people are assholes because they want companies do such things as provide wooden coffee stirs in place of ones made of plastic?! Got it.

    13. Re:Whose plastic? by xenog · · Score: 1

      The average American has trouble carrying his own weight, let alone the weight of the world.

    14. Re:Whose plastic? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      it's not your plastic.

      Actually it is our plastic. Just not all our plastic. But hey just because someone else is dirty we should just fuck the world right?

      When did the developed world stop being a leader and example and start being such a worthless fingerpointer?

    15. Re: Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rest of the world would plunge back into totalitarian dark ages without the US.

      It might happen anyway but at least we are trying which is a lot more than can be said for the elitist trash that rules Europe.

    16. Re:Whose plastic? by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

      I don't really care whose plastic this is, it is affecting my life so I'm in favour of doing something about this problem. Nobody ever put out a forest fire threatening to burn down his house by sitting on his ass and thinking: "I don't care, I didn't light this fire".
      Complete agreement. You have to start someplace. Thing is, plastic is used in so many products. Even if we eliminated home use of plastic. That still would not resolve the problem completely.

      I did a search on replacements for plastic. Christ, everything from the carpet in our houses/office to the toilet brush/tooth brush we use is made of plastic.

      This would be a major conversion effort, not because there are not alternatives. But that I doubt everyone could afford the current alternatives. That and just getting them to change.

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    17. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did the developed world stop being a leader and example and start being such a worthless fingerpointer?

      Probably when cunts like you started being whiny little bitches without a leg to stand on. No one wants plastic in the ocean but none of you twatwaffles want to stop China from dumping it there.

      Man the fuck up, buttercup.

    18. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything is the USA's problem with enough mental gymnastics.

      Good, since you don't mind that paradigm, I'll bring my trash over and dump it in your back yard.
      Thanks!

    19. Re:Whose plastic? by Kohath · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't really care whose plastic this is, it is affecting my life

      No, it is not affecting your life. News about far away places is not about you. You aren't the center of the universe.

      I'm in favour of doing something about this problem

      Bullying people in the US and Europe doesn't affect "this problem" in any way.

    20. Re:Whose plastic? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      When is "less trash" ever a bad thing? This attitude of "the people over there are 100 times worse so I shouldn't be the one doing something" is complete bullshit and needs to change.

      When you're bullying people to create "less trash" and the people you're bulling are just regular people trying to live their lives, people who aren't dumping their trash in the rivers or oceans.

      "I shouldn't be the one doing something" to commit fewer murders, because I didn't murder anyone.
      "I shouldn't be the one doing something" to dump less plastic in the rivers and oceans because I don't dump plastic in the rivers and oceans.

    21. Re:Whose plastic? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Jesus, you must be a joy to be around at parties.

      So people are assholes because they want companies do such things as provide wooden coffee stirs in place of ones made of plastic?! Got it.

      If you ask, then no, you're not an asshole.

      If you demand and bully and send the coffee stirrer police to threaten people, then you're an asshole. And probably worse than merely an asshole.

      Using a wooden coffee stirrer versus a plastic one in the US and Europe accomplishes nothing. What do you call someone who bullies others for no benefit to anyone?

    22. Re:Whose plastic? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      But that I doubt everyone could afford the current alternatives.

      Environmental religious zealots don't care about how their demands hurt poor people.

    23. Re:Whose plastic? by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

      I understand this. But, whee some are concerned about Climate change. I am more concerned about pollution. It affects everything from the water we drink to our diet.

      Unlike the zealots you mentioned. I don't want us moving back into caves, I don't want the quality of life to get worse, I still want to see poorer nations acquiring things to make their lives better.

      There needs to be a middle ground here someplace, a place to start. But the again, the zealots you mention. Would rather kill off half the population, and move the other half into caves to resolve the problem.

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    24. Re:Whose plastic? by Bartles · · Score: 0

      Why do stores insist on putting everything in bags? I practically have to shout "I DONT NEED A BAG" for the two items I carried to the register every time.

    25. Re:Whose plastic? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Middle ground doesn't involve using the government to bully people whose lives, while not perfectly pure, are not causing a big problem.

      Let's have conservation and practical measures not driven by zeal or emotion.

      People who aren't desperate tend to choose clean over polluted. So making poor people poorer is counterproductive to a clean environment. And people who feel like they have control over their lives might think twice about throwing trash in a river, but when your life is someone else's tool or toy, then WTF difference does anything make?

    26. Re:Whose plastic? by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. If we want our world to work in a way consistent with our lifestyle, we have to care about the whole world. Post-WWII, that was pretty much the foreign policy of the USA, and why we intervened in most* of the world's governments at one time or another in the successive decades. Our US fingers are in every pie out there. Doesn't take much gymnastics -- it was policy! Nowadays we've become much more protectionist and want to withdraw from overseas activities, but that doesn't get us out of culpability for the situations we created, often directly.

      * Seriously, most. I'm amazed looking at US foreign policy documents from the Cold War at just how far our reach extended and what we were willing to do to other countries. I assume we still do a lot of it, but more modern stuff is more heavily classified.

    27. Re:Whose plastic? by Freischutz · · Score: 2

      I don't really care whose plastic this is, it is affecting my life

      No, it is not affecting your life. News about far away places is not about you. You aren't the center of the universe.

      Oh all knowing one I must beg to differ. Numerous studies have shown that micro and nano plastics are present in every major food group consumed in my neck of the woods so, this really is a problem that affects me even if the vast majority of the plastic in my food comes from other countries.

      I'm in favour of doing something about this problem

      Bullying people in the US and Europe doesn't affect "this problem" in any way.

      WTF are you talking about? Are you one of those whiny little Trumpist bitches that can't shut up about how 'unfairly' 'persecuted' they are by every body and every thing? Don't you people ever get tired of being a victim?

    28. Re:Whose plastic? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Oh all knowing one I must beg to differ. Numerous studies have shown that micro and nano plastics are present in every major food group consumed in my neck of the woods so, this really is a problem that affects me even if the vast majority of the plastic in my food comes from other countries.

      How did plastic get from the Pacific Ocean into your peanut butter jar? Magic? And how did this micro and nano plastic "affect" you exactly?

      And why do you want to pretend that Pacific Ocean plastic affects you? Because you want to control others' lives and this is today's excuse? Are you borderline obsessive/neurotic about maintaining purity in your bodily fluids?

      Don't you people ever get tired of being a victim?

      Don't you get tired of victimizing people to satisfy your emotional needs? Why not just stop making everyone's life worse?

    29. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you just knowingly give it to people who do.

    30. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be careful. Your jealousy is showing.

    31. Re:Whose plastic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proud tree-hugger in the tradition of Teddy Roosevelt posting AC to preserve moderation.

      I want practical solutions. I don't believe we can eliminate all plastic especially if there is not a reasonable replacement.

      Could we make toothbrushes out of wood and horsehair or something else natural? Absolutely. Could we make enough toothbrushes that were good enough and cheap enough to expect everyone or even most people to use them? I seriously doubt it.

      Could we tax plastic water bottles to encourage people to use aluminum cans instead? I believe we could. Glass was also quite viable for our bottle when I was a kid, but it's heavy and expensive to transport and as the plastic industry pointed out in TV commercials from 30-40 years ago, it breaks and people will cut themselves - as I have done a few times.

      So we really need as much plastic packaging as we use? Oh, hell no. I don't claim to have all the answers but you clearly don't want any answers. You see it as an opportunity to make generalizations about anyone who cares about the environment.

  12. Or they'll fix it, without a new $100 billion tax by raymorris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Or maybe they'll fix it. A skimmer isn't exactly rocket science, much less science fiction. Dude tried something to solve a problem, rather than just demanding a new $10 billion from taxpayers to fly around in his private jet lecturing us. I give him credit for trying, and if it's needs some tweaks, that's to be expected.

  13. Wrong side of the Pacific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're looking in the wrong direction.

  14. Even if it worked... by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...it wouldn't make a difference. 86 million tons of plastic is dumped into the ocean every year. You can't build enough of these to even make a small dent (even if they worked 100% optimally). But some hipster got his kickstarter going and everyone can feed good about themselves while they sip their plastic water bottles.

    1. Re:Even if it worked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it isn't worth doing? If they can get this thing working and it can remove 900 tons of plastic in a year, or 0.001% of your 86,000,000 figure, and it is funded through kickstarter at no cost to you, should someone stop them? You never know, the design of such a thing could lead to some new technology, maybe a new filter design, or maybe something totally tangential to the problem, a new manufacturing process, economic improvements in South America, jobs for English majors. Those people are going to sip from their plastic water bottles and feel good about themselves regardless.

  15. Not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some ameteur hype monger with no formal training deployed a device designed to catch plastic debris in an area described as a huge island of floating plastic in the Pacific Ocean and that cost other people millions of dollars is ineffective. Not just ineffective but CAUGHT ZERO PLASTIC. If the people pushing the plastic Pacific pollution agenda has any credibility, they'd have airdropped him onto the biggest "island" of it to make the point. Maybe it's moved, or not where they said, or suddenly disappeared under presure from Asian media, or maybe it just doesn't really exist? I find it hard to believe this mission found not one demonstrative shred of plastic waste if, in fact, the lore is based in any small part on reality.

    1. Re:Not surprised by guruevi · · Score: 1

      The "island" part of it is big media hype. It's not an island, there are no huge patches of plastic floating in the middle of the ocean that you could land a plane on. No boats are crashing into the plastic.

      There are basically microplastics everywhere in the water, but especially close to the surface and they are supposedly going to collect where the currents bring them. Those are, as the name implies, mostly microscopic in nature and the effect on health really hasn't been studied well, the only studies so far are either in test tubes or in mice where in very high concentrations have shown as a cause of stress, fewer reproductive cells and cancer. The reason they are microplastics is because the sun and ocean has been really good at breaking big plastic things down.

      The idea you're going to scoop them out of the water with a float is absurd. They're not even on the surface, you need something like a molecular sieve from the surface to ~20cm under the water which would be highly detrimental for marine life. You may catch a plastic barrel or bottle once in a blue moon but the ocean is huge.

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    2. Re:Not surprised by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      A lot of them aren't micro-plastics, they come in centimeter-sized pieces, too. Those are diffuse in the ocean though, they aren't piled up, as you said.

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    3. Re:Not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will note that none of you have seen a photograph of this "plastic island". I went looking and the best I could find was a couple obviously staged ones that showed a very small area of a couple square feel.

      It comes down to 1 milk jug of plastic per square mile. Most of the plastic pieces are about 4 cm in size, and they call those micro plastic pieces. While microscopic pieces do exist, those are not the ones the articles talk about. Most of the stories about this are great embellishments with very few honest facts.

      It probably needs to be taken care of, but the scope of the issue is orders of magnitude LESS than they make it out to be. I suspect this "non-profit" is pure corruption to steal money from idiot AGW alarmists, just like Al Gore does. AGW alarmists seem to be the dumbest people and are easily separated from their money by liars.

  16. So... by bblb · · Score: 2

    Clean up small pieces of floating plastic by intentionally setting adrift a large piece of plastic... what could go wrong. Genius.

  17. Surprise! by Vanyle · · Score: 2

    You ever try to pick up a piece of plastic in the bathtub? It's hard!

    1. Re: Surprise! by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Just soap in the shower.

  18. And the surprise is? by prshaw · · Score: 1

    The first version of something doesn't work as intended and needs mods. Sounds like every software project I ever worked on.

    1. Re:And the surprise is? by novakyu · · Score: 1

      And that would be perfectly fine if real-world objects were as iterable as the deliverables of software projects are. The maxim "measure twice, cut once" exists for a reason—it's easy to do things multiple times in software; it's costly and environmentally unsound to do them more than once with real materials.

  19. New Revised Headline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Giant Trap Deployed To Catch Plastic Littering the Pacific Ocean Is Now Littering the Pacific Ocean

  20. Suck it good, Leftards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeesssssss...

  21. Gah, did it really have to be solar? by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

    I get it that solar is a good idea to be considered for each project. On the other hand, diesel also need to be considered as an option. In this case, it seems like reliable high power-to-weight engines would be the better fit.

    And given that, if it worked, this thing would have a massive positive environmental impact, I can't see why the insistence on not using the right tool.

    1. Re:Gah, did it really have to be solar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diesel? Really?

      At least biodiesel or ethanol, but solar or wind will do fine also. Just needs some tweaking..

  22. No Trash? by Paleolibertarian · · Score: 0

    Maybe the plastic whirlpool doesn't actually exist.

  23. Everybody say WHOOSH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That means It's WORKING!!

  24. at the same rate by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

    of course it isn't
    it's drifting at the same rate as the plastic bits propelled by the same forces
    you fecking ijots

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    1. Re:at the same rate by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      If they had some more engineers, and fewer multimedia people, they would have tested a prototype version by pulling it behind a boat at various speeds and see what the actual requirements are.

  25. only way to beat plastics by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

    the only way to beat plastics is the smart people who invented the chemistry have to invent a way to undo the molecular chains to safe components.

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    Go well
    1. Re:only way to beat plastics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did. It is called an incinerator. Undortunately, it's a little tough to deploy one in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

  26. Re:Or they'll fix it, without a new $100 billion t by citizenr · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you research it further you will learn its a family run enterprise build to scam environment grants.

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  27. Outsourced help desk: by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "Did you try rebooting it?"

  28. send in the fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plastic is recyclable,so let the trillions of fish recover it for is. We can eat them also.

  29. Re:U suck by Rockoon · · Score: 0

    Hope, the very worst thing to base support upon.

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  31. Re:Or they'll fix it, without a new $100 billion t by muffen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Exactly, the real question to ask is why we expect people to succeed on the first try and don't tolerate mistakes.
    Perseverance, especially when things fail, is really the key to innovation.

    As Edison said:
    "I have not failed 10 000 times, I have successfully found 10 000 ways it will not work."

    Next time you turn on the lights, perhaps consider the number of iterations it took to make it work, and then ask the question, can we not give this guy two tries at least before we start complaining?

  32. Dyson made $5 billion, after 5,127 prototypes by raymorris · · Score: 2

    James Dyson has pretty pretty successful with his cyclonic vacuum. He says he made 5,127 different prototypes before getting it right.

    I suspect he's being liberal in his counting for hype purposes, but it's also clear that he didn't nail it on the first try.

    1. Re:Dyson made $5 billion, after 5,127 prototypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He never did get it right. Those things break within several uses if you actually use them to vacuum. They segment their airflow into 12 or so tiny 2-3mm spiricules which are inside a glued together assembly that you can't clean. And those things can only jam. Shittiest vacuum design on the market by a mile.

    2. Re:Dyson made $5 billion, after 5,127 prototypes by Bartles · · Score: 0

      And the cost to suck ratio is way out of wack.

    3. Re:Dyson made $5 billion, after 5,127 prototypes by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      What he got right is, "Look! A little tornado! Watch it go 'round!" And idiots bought it so much all other retail makers copied it.

      Don't see that idiotic, inferior stuff in hotels where they use real vacuums.

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  33. not true by sad_ · · Score: 1

    Boyan Slat has already explained that this news is incorrect. It's not functioning 100% but still working as intended, some refinements are still needed, nothing that cannot be solved.

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  34. Stopping at the source by davepander · · Score: 1

    I totally commend people willing to clean up the existing mess, but yes, we need to stop the source. On Monday I attended a lunch lecture from Beth Terry, author of Plastic Free. It was part of a series hosted by Oceana (https://oceana.org). Here's a short post I wrote on medium: https://medium.com/@davepander...

  35. if i had a nickle ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for every time something "worked" in the lab, but not in production i'd be retired.

  36. The 'island' of trash is a myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try Googling it. Doesn't exist. It's tiny amounts of plastic in a huge amount of sea.

  37. How about we first ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    ... stop dumping plastic into the ocean in the first place and then worry about getting the plastic that's already there out?
    If we all decide we want to do this than we can move beyond bullshit feel-good projects and throw another few billion at plastic vacuums or something to fix things.

    That sounds more like a plan, doesn't it?

    Just saying ...

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    1. Re:How about we first ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... stop dumping plastic into the ocean in the first place and then worry about getting the plastic that's already there out?
      If we all decide we want to do this than we can move beyond bullshit feel-good projects and throw another few billion at plastic vacuums or something to fix things.

      That sounds more like a plan, doesn't it?

      Just saying ...

      I don't know... I mean the first thing I do when my kid knocks over a two-liter of soda is to grab some paper towels and start sopping up the mess. Usually the first set of towels is overwhelmed pretty quickly by the soda flowing from the bottle and I need to get a couple more sets. But eventually it works.

  38. Re: Hating the poor, pro-AGW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate the poor with a fiery passion! They are all so worthless!
    âThat is why I support all the rich people pushing AGW solutions that always involve very high regressive taxes designed to hurt the poor.

  39. Nature will find a way by shayd2 · · Score: 1
    If we just wait patiently, bacteria will generate enzymes to digest plastic.

    We can help this along by setting up an environment with plenty of sunlight and gentle agitation.

    Oh, we already did.

  40. Re:Or they'll fix it, without a new $100 billion t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So I did a cursory search on him and his operation.
    I didn't find anything about scamming grants.

    And yes I know Wikipedia isn't perfect, but it is usually pretty close, and there is not a Controversy section on him.
    It appears he has investors, looking for ways to capitalize on recycling, but I don't see anything about scams.
    He makes no claims to guarantee this will work but at least he is trying.

    What are you doing?

    Perhaps you could provide something besides just a baseless claim to scam mod points on slashdot.

  41. The problem... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    is that the recycling places sell the plastic to companies in China and other places but they have no idea what actually happens to the plastic once they sell it. The * HOPE * is that it is dispose of it properly but the reality is that in many (most?) cases the plastic is simply dumped in the ocean.

    Unlike metal and paper, there is no economical way to recycle plastic. About all you can really do with it is burn it. And we have rules against that. So the recycling companies, out to make a profit just like every other business, simply ship it to the Chinese. It is the cheapest way for them to get rid of the stuff. And with no oversight in place to monitor what happens to it they can just say "Hey, not my problem".

    Step 1 - stop using plastics in the first place
    Step 2 - get some actual oversight over where the shit goes until Step 1 is in place

  42. Re:Or they'll fix it, without a new $100 billion t by Bartles · · Score: 0

    Did he get one of those "14 year old invents fanciful way to save world, recieves media attention and grants from corporations wanting to improve their image, fanciful way to save world ends up being not so novel, and actually totally ridiculous" articles several years ago?

  43. I prefer inventors that are winners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Edison is so smart, why is he dead?

  44. The company admits they suck by raymorris · · Score: 1

    The Dyson company agrees. They say their vacuums suck.

  45. solution? by evanchik · · Score: 1

    When its at a certain weight, bag it, gps it, let it go, save energy. Others collect

  46. Hmmm by Bitbeard · · Score: 1

    Teenager "invents" device to solve complex engineering problem. Project fails. Gee, didn't see that coming.

  47. Picky b*tchs on here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least he picked his sack up and tried something instead of moaning on the internet like 90% of you lot. He saw a problem, tried to solve it. Has not worked out ideally, surely will try again. Get a grip and get off your a$$ and do something to help.

  48. The garbage patch doesn't exactly exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't 99% of the volume of the completely misnamed "Pacific Garbage Patch" dissolved plastics that are invisible to the human eye?

  49. Re:Or they'll fix it, without a new $100 billion t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this modded "Informative"? There is no information here.

    If this is a scam, then it's got to be among the most elaborate ever devised. I've been following these guys for a few years now, and they've been very transparent about every step. There are hours of videos available, and they do live streams documenting what they are doing. This is a far cry from a bunch of scammers making cold calls from New Delhi, if that's what you had in mind.

    They are well aware of the enormity of the task, and aren't promising miracles. Their website (https://www.theoceancleanup.com ) notes that:

    "Cleaning up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch using conventional methods - vessels and nets - would take thousands of years and tens of billions of dollars to complete. Our passive systems are estimated to remove half the Great Pacific Garbage patch in just five years, and at a fraction of the cost."

    Take the time to explore their website. There are plenty of photos, videos, and other information.

    Sure, it sounds far-fetched, but they are sincere, and they are trying.

  50. Re:Or they'll fix it, without a new $100 billion t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this modded "informative"?

    It appears to simply be your opinion as there is nothing verifiable. So I tried to research it myself and the ONLY thing I could find was someone with an axe to grind on Quora, which isn't very information but at least he points out that some of his claims are unproven and perhaps over the top. He either can't make up his mind if Slat has scammed $33 million or $40 million in donations or he's been grinding his axe long enough that Slat raised $7 million in between a couple of his posts.

    I found 3 posts from him that more or less made the same argument and then looked at his other posts.

    He appears to believe ALL recycling is scam and as a self-described "Aussie, retired Poultry Consultant/Adviser, former pilot" I'm not sure what his qualifications for judging are.

    If you've got something to show it as a scam and simply not an overly optimistic idea that isn't currently working please post it.

  51. Re:No just terraform an entirely new planet. by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    less problems...

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