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Amazon Dash Buttons Ruled Illegal In Germany (gizmodo.com)

Amazon Dash buttons have been ruled illegal in Germany for making it too easy to buy Amazon products. Germany consumer advocacy group, Verbraucherzentrale NRW, "complained that Amazon's terms enable the company to switch out an ordered product with something else, and the buttons break laws protecting shoppers from buying things they are not fully informed about," reports Gizmodo. From the report: At first the wifi-connected buttons enabled users to quickly buy basic home goods and groceries -- like detergent, paper towels, macaroni and cheese, and bottled water. But Amazon has since added dozens more, from Slim Jims to Red Bull to Calvin Kline underwear. "We are always open to innovation. But if innovation means that the consumer is put at a disadvantage and price comparisons are made difficult then we fight that," Wolfgang Schuldzinski, leader of Verbraucherzentrale NRW, said to in a public statement.

The Munich court has sided with the organization, and ruled that the Dash buttons break consumer protection rules. The Verbraucherzentrale NRW statement suggests Amazon can't appeal the decision. But an Amazon spokesperson told Gizmodo that the company believes the button and its app don't violate German law, and Amazon is going to appeal. "The decision is not only against innovation, it also prevents customers from making an informed choice for themselves about whether a service like Dash Button is a convenient way for them to shop," the spokesperson said.

141 comments

  1. Those laws are in place for a reason by ffkom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The authors formulation suggests that he thinks Amazon's dash was just "making it easy" for people to buy stuff. The same could be said about the noble gambling industry, which also only makes it as easy as possible for people to give away their money. And yet, regulations regarding such "offers" exist in most parts of the world.

    1. Re:Those laws are in place for a reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so? why do you feel the need to post this? bored on the bus?

    2. Re:Those laws are in place for a reason by AndyKron · · Score: 1

      This again? You need your paste privileges taken away.

    3. Re: Those laws are in place for a reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you know they dont like American companies, especially amazon, in Germany

  2. Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why are they unable to create their own popular online shop?

    For that matter, the entire EU seems to be lacking a proper Amazon competitor. I am genuinely puzzled as to why this is the case. There are some bright minds posting on Slashdot - does anybody have a theory for why Europe cannot seem to come up with their own online shopping portal?

    1. Re: Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, look up a thing called works council. Germany and France are the harshest about this, and it mandates ridiculous amounts of bureaucracy to make a minor change in any work process.

    2. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Carewolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why are they unable to create their own popular online shop?

      For that matter, the entire EU seems to be lacking a proper Amazon competitor. I am genuinely puzzled as to why this is the case. There are some bright minds posting on Slashdot - does anybody have a theory for why Europe cannot seem to come up with their own online shopping portal?

      Amazon have multiple branches in Europe made of up entire European companies they bought out for competing against them. Being headquatered and registered in Europe, what makes you thing Amazon Europe is in anyway American?

    3. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by ffkom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, with 2.7E+9 Euro revenue per year online retailer "Otto" is certainly much smaller than Amazon, might be because they actually pay taxes, higher wages, and do not facilitate fraud and trafficking through some shady "marketplace" as successfully as Amazon does.

    4. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple answer: regulations.

      EU startups cannot compete with US or Chinese startups because of all the laws they have to follow from day one. They're hamstrung from the start. The EU (and Germany in particular) are a legal deathtrap nightmare.

      Non-EU companies have the benefit of growing big in low-regulations markets. They can afford to enter a market like the EU. A few lawsuits and fines don't faze them, whereas they would be the end of a fledgling EU startup.

    5. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Amazon don't seem to pay any significant taxes in Germany, or any other EU country. Perhaps that's the answer - US companies are more skilful at evading taxes. According to this, in 2016 Amazon paid 16M euros taxes on 21 bilion euros worth of sales.

      https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/aug/10/amazon-uk-halves-its-corporation-tax-to-74m-as-sales-soar-to-7bn

    6. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon runs its EU business under "Amazon EU S.à.r.l." which is a subsidiary of Amazon.com, Inc (and completely coincidentally registered in the tax haven of Luxemburg). This doesn't make them a EU company.

    7. Re: Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europe has this thing called competition. There are many thousands of web shops in Europe.

    8. Re: Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your premise is wrong. There is no benefit for the consumer to having one single huge online retailer (like Amazon is in the USA) compared to healthy competition between a large number of webshops (like in Europe).

    9. Re: Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Norwegian here. We have multiple online stores to choose from, it's just that none of them have a multi-national near-monopoly status like Amazon. For instance, every book store that used to only sell books via physical shops have had an online shop for a decade now (Norli, Schibsted, Akademika, etc.) Similarly, if you want to buy electronics, we have several local suppliers that ship things over the internet after you order them (Komplett.no, ElkjÃp, etc.) So I think the answer is that we have several Amazon competitors here in Europe, it's just that none of them are as big (partly because we try to avoid monopolies), and none of them have become globally dominant companies (don't know why).

    10. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, why can't Germans create a popular online shop like Zalando, Conrad, Otto, Alternate, Redcoon, Saturn, Klingel or Comtech? I have to admit, it is puzzling...

    11. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luxembourg
      "Luxembourg is a founding member of the European Union, OECD, United Nations, NATO, and Benelux. "

    12. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Why are they unable to create their own popular online shop?

      For that matter, the entire EU seems to be lacking a proper Amazon competitor. I am genuinely puzzled as to why this is the case. There are some bright minds posting on Slashdot - does anybody have a theory for why Europe cannot seem to come up with their own online shopping portal?

      They have found whining bitching and moaning to be more in their style.

      But seriously - it is a bit of a conundrum. I've asked the same question many times. Especially in Germany, where they have long been able to turn out amazing engineering. Seems that minds that can do that can produce an online shopping experience that would beat all other online shopping experiences.

      But hey, let's ban things, institute weird laws presumably to protect people, and try to force the world to bend to their will. How the mighty have fallen.

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    13. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially in Germany, where they have long been able to turn out amazing engineering. Seems that minds that can do that can produce an online shopping experience that would beat all other online shopping experiences.

      So what exactly makes Amazon a superior experience compared to one of the popular German webshops in your view? To me, the only things that sets Amazon apart is that the website is a bit cluttery and that it is a bit (but not extremely so) expensive.

      But hey, let's ban things, institute weird laws presumably to protect people, and try to force the world to bend to their will. How the mighty have fallen

      That is nothing new. The US have always had plenty of weird laws and have always tried to force the world to bend to their will. You just hear more about it these days because the current US president has made the ongoing trade war a formally acknowledged part of policy.

    14. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      does anybody have a theory for why Europe cannot seem to come up with their own online shopping portal?

      Europe has plenty, (plenty meaning plentiful and implying plurals). You just haven't heard of them because Europe has strong consumer focused antitrust laws that prevent single companies from becoming the anti-competitive behemoths that the USA allows.

      The fact that the EU doesn't have a company the size of Amazon is a feature, not a flaw, and a damn good one at that.

    15. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Otto is just one company. There are several like it in the EU also with >$1bn revenue. That's just the thing. Amazon has plenty of competitors in the EU, just the antitrust laws prevent them from becoming the anti-competitive monsters that Amazon is.

    16. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because what you describe is just a shell game.

      That shit is straight murican and don't forget it.

    17. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Especially in Germany, where they have long been able to turn out amazing engineering. Seems that minds that can do that can produce an online shopping experience that would beat all other online shopping experiences.

      So what exactly makes Amazon a superior experience compared to one of the popular German webshops in your view?

      If it is a bad experience, people will buy more from the other "shops" Pretty simple. DOes Germany regulate how oftern you piss and the amount you have to stop after?

      "Citizen! We observe that you urinating 4 minutes and 25 seconds before your allowed legal time! As well, your limit per urination is 1 liter! You passed 1.75 liters!

      This is your final warning - another unforgiveable breach instiututes a disregard for social mores, and is simply along the path to social disorder. Obey or face the consequences!"

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    18. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are they unable to create their own popular online shop?

      Amazon is financially backed by the Judicial branch of the US government. Amazon got too big, too quick. I smell bacon.

    19. Re: Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, apparently it is, since people buy much more from other web shops than they buy from Amazon. But that doesn't answer my question. You claimed Germans could not create a shopping experience superior to Amazon, so apparently, you think Amazon is better in some way compared to all German web shops. I wanted to know what makes Amazon better in your view.

      The rest of your post doesn't make any sense.

    20. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck the conrad site.

    21. Re:Where is Germany's answer to Amazon? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of online shops in the EU. Due to regulation they haven't all been gobbled up and become one massive shop.

      The law in question isn't weird. You can push your Amazon button and get a substitute product. One you didn't explicitly agree to order. You weren't informed about what this replacement is, and can't compare prices as it's a mystery product. How is that weird?

  3. LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Crashmarik · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Effing joke. You have to buy the buttons, and if they sell you something you didn't want return it.

    1. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the government should control every facet of our lives because we're all too stupid to fend for ourselves!

      I think you've had a bit too much to think; I'll need you to report to room 201 for refocusing.

    2. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If I buy a button to buy X and they ship me Y, they're committing fraud. At what point should "return it" be some sort of justification for it? I have a better idea: if you buy a button to buy X and they ship you Y, you get to keep Y for free. At what point should we at any point make it easier for companies to engage in any activity that fucks over the consumer? Oh, right, because the government daring to step in when one person tries to scam^W "engage in capitalism with" another is some sort of shocking affront to our personal liberties to scam^W "engage in capitalism with" others. Honestly, fuck you.

    3. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they should do is if they are out of Scott TP, ship you another brand of equal of higher value for what the Scott TP would have cost, but then again some people like particular brands of TP like Scott, I would hate to get a package of even though it is more expensive, fluffy ass Charmin TP. I don't buy that shit for a reason, cause I dont want all that fluffy dust caught in my ass hairs.

      Not to mention that fluffy ass TP is a horrible value for what you get for the money. The paper is so fluffed up that you are literally paying for air, and getting less paper on a similar sized roll for more money.

      Guess what, if i want my paper fluffy ill ball up some paper off my 50 cent roll of Scott.

      Around here a roll of scott will last a week or so. A roll of that fluffy ass shit is done in 2 days.

    4. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I buy a button to buy X and they ship me Y, they're committing fraud

      Sure and if pigs had wheels they would be a wagon. WTF does that have to do with a button for X makes them ship you X?

      At what point should we at any point make it easier for companies to engage in any activity that fucks over the consumer?

      Perhaps when they actually do that? Or have ever done that. Or ever done any of the shit you are rambling on about that hasn't happened.

      If you don't want to receive the item you told them you wanted, the problem is with you.
      You can fix all of those problems by simply NOT BUYING THE THINGS YOU WANT, and they will stop selling you the things you want.

      Is everyone in Germany as fucked in the head as you? If so maybe you're right, you shouldn't be allowed to "do things"

    5. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by dissy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Effing joke. You have to buy the buttons, and if they sell you something you didn't want return it.

      It's more hilarious than that.
      When you set the button up on your wifi, you have to link the button to a product on amazon for it to order.

      So one has to purchase the button, install a smartphone app, give the button their wifi password, explicitly link it to a particular product, then push the button.

      Now after going through all that effort and work, apparently that means the person didn't actually want the product they linked the button to on their site after setting it up with a password to their wifi on a phone app...

      Am I to presume contracts signed in blood and sacrificing your first born in order to agree to are also not legally binding in germany under the reasoning all of that can be done on accident?

    6. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen! Scott actually cleans my ass, rather than replacing the shit on my ass with clumps of paper fluff

    7. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Now after going through all that effort and work, apparently that means the person didn't actually want the product they linked the button to

      Reading comprehension fail, it was right there in the summary: "Amazon's terms enable the company to switch out an ordered product with something else"

      Perhaps you would like to have Amazon sent you something else after "going through all that effort and work" to link the button to a specific product, but most sane people would expect Amazon to ship the product that was linked to, instead of something else.

    8. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I to presume contracts signed in blood and sacrificing your first born in order to agree to are also not legally binding in germany

      "Not binding" is putting it mildly. Such a contract would be void for illegality. And not only in Germany.

    9. Re: LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here I sit now broken hearted. I came to shit but only farted.

    10. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "adults" - lol. more like dumb children

    11. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Please do try to read TFS first. Yeah yeah I muse be new yere.

      Now after going through all that effort and work, apparently that means the person didn't actually want the product

      From TFS:

      "complained that Amazon's terms enable the company to switch out an ordered product with something else,

      see?

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    12. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by moronoxyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      If I buy a button to buy X and they ship me Y, they're committing fraud

      Sure and if pigs had wheels they would be a wagon. WTF does that have to do with a button for X makes them ship you X?

      Maybe you should educate yourself about the things you're commenting about before doing that.
      If I have a Dash button for a specific product, and the product is out, Amazon reserves the right to send me a similar product instead.
      If the proce for the product rose between the time when I bought the Dash button and the time I press it to order the product, Amazon will charge me the new (potentially higher) price.

      Both of these things break German consumer protection laws.

    13. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What you missed is that Europe has strong laws for "distance selling", i.e. buying stuff on the internet.

      In a physical shop you can see and examine the goods. On the internet all you get is a stock photo of the item and a promise that it will match the description. If it doesn't you can return it. I'm not sure about Germany but in the UK you have 2 weeks to change your mind and Amazon pays the return postage. You only need return the item, self-destructing packaging etc doesn't get them off the hook.

      It goes further than that though. In this case the problem is that by pressing the Dash button you indicate you want a particular item at a particular price you were offered once. Amazon can substitute whatever it likes for that item and charge you whatever price it has today. Amazon abuses that by slowly ramping up prices and substituting inferior stuff.

      The ruling is basically saying that Amazon needs to stop altering the deal after the customer has accepted it. They could probably fix it just by emailing the customer with price changes and subs ahead of time, with a 24 hour grace period for people who pushed the button before seeing the mail.

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    14. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's too bad Germans are apparently colossal idiots. I always thought they were bright, but if you need a court to protect you from Amazon dash buttons, there's really no saving you from yourself. Amazon was quite up front about all of those facts. They made zero attempt at fraud. If anyone was defrauded, they did it to themselves. Being protected from nothing is pathetic coddling.

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    15. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being upfront about illegal activities is not an excuse for breaking the law.

    16. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by dissy · · Score: 2

      That would be your problem.
      I did read the summary, and the linked article, and the watch groups public complaint. They simply don't agree with each other.

      The article correctly points out the problem. The watch groups lawsuit doesn't mention that, nor does the judges ruling. That is what makes it such a cluster fuck worth pointing out as such.

      In fact I would be perfectly happy with having amazon clarifying the language of their terms.
      As-is that implies you may one day press your "hefty trash bags" button and receive a set of toenail clippers or something.
      In practice it has always meant that if you link to "hefty trash bags, 30 count, $9.49 from amazon wareshouse" that one day you may receive "hefty trash bags, 30 count, $8.99 from random seller"

      Also in practice when my "pepperidge farm goldfish crackers, spicy pizza" button was pressed and apparently that flavor was discontinued, far from sending a random item, amazon emailed saying the order wasn't placed due to unavailability.

      Sure, they most certainly suggested the other flavors of that brand as well as similar brands to re-link the button to. But it was a very simple matter of me just not doing that.

      Has anyone actually had a more expensive item ordered automatically as was implied can happen?
      Because yea I can see the issue with that.

      But the "issue" of getting a different product, which is really an issue of getting the same product from a different seller, clearly wasn't a problem enough to be bought up in court now was it.
      It also wasn't enough of a problem for the court to actually make amazon stop doing on their website.
      It also wasn't enough of a problem to have them reword their terms to state they wouldn't do that with the dash buttons, but instead they just outright banned the buttons all together.

      So yes, the entire situation is stupidly hilarious.
      The ruling was nonsensical, and the actual problems around the issue were not even bought up at the time as problems.

    17. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just like every large population of humans, a large portion of the German population will be idiots, this applies to people in all countries. Good education can push the average intelligence up, but isn't going to make an idiot into a genius.

      As you apparently fail to realise this fact, I have to assume you are also a colossal idiot.

    18. Re: LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, that may make an assumption on cost being the determination of value. An alternate product may not be of any value to the consumer for a variety of reasons. It may not work as well (see the fluffy ass comment) or a customer may be allergic to the alternative. I for instance cannot use Tide, I develop a rash anytime clothes are washed in it. Shipping me Tide when I ordered a cheaper product without my approval is in no way helpful. If you donâ(TM)t have a product, donâ(TM)t try to sell it.

    19. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the defending party should have explained that process in court ...

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    20. Re: LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The free market is a failure. It fails because there aren't an infinite number of suppliers of products to give consumers the option to choose the perfect item they require from the perfect supplier. And also that there is no way for a consumer to get all the information required to make a perfectly informed decision.

      Personally I welcome government regulations that stop me getting screwed over, because it means I can spend less time worrying about getting screwed over when I buy something and instead spend my time on something more interesting.

    21. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's too bad Germans are apparently colossal idiots. I always thought they were bright, but if you need a court to protect you from Amazon dash buttons, there's really no saving you from yourself.

      Remind of that the next time someone commits fraud against you.

      Amazon was quite up front about all of those facts. They made zero attempt at fraud. If anyone was defrauded, they did it to themselves.

      It's funny. Consumer protection rights on sales apply at time of sale. They're not rights that can be remove through contract. Every press of the Dash button is a sale, so those consumer protection rights apply every press. The fact that you believe Amazon should and can interject at its own discretion different products or at different prices without specific consumer approval at each sale because of up front terms is honestly appalling to me; it fails the most basic aspects of "the meeting of the minds" relevant in any sort of exchange. The logic you use, if allowed, would allow *any* seller online to put up front terms that allows them to ship you anything they want for any price they want to charge. Amazon shouldn't be able to do this, even if the scope of the damage is likely minimal.

      Being protected from nothing is pathetic coddling.

      A fool and his money are easily parted. You have the literal stupidity to not want laws that might at least offer the capability of getting money returned for being scammed. Let me guess: you think Amazon will, out of the kindness of their heart, refund you the difference if they ever "accidentally" sending you a product 10x as expensive. Man, it must be great living in your fantasy world where companies and individual sellers aren't prowling online to take your money without delivering on what was promised.

    22. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and to reply to myself, it would have been relatively trivial for Amazon to resolve all these problems from the start. They could make each Dash button unique enough upon a product in variety and sale so there'd never be confusion on what's being offered nor any window for offering other varieties or sizes. And they could make each Dash button include a price tag with a relatively generous window of display/press along with relatively slow moving price changes so reaction time couldn't result in a price jumping substantially from the press to the acknowledge along with an (Out of Stock) display if you can't order the item. Of course, both these aspects would have went against Amazon's main goal: hide the price so people don't think about how much they're spending or even be aware of price increases, substitute equivalent products according to Amazon but also with better profit margins for Amazon, and maintain the illusion that Amazon never runs out of stock on any goods. Having to actual deliver on their promise of the product on the display and being upfront about the price would obviously deter people from just mashing the button and would make plenty of people (1) consider shopping around for cheaper products and (2) maybe consider it foolish to have a hard-set order button for a specific product when you have reason to switch semi-regularly. Of course, for people who are die-hard fans of a product (1) and (2) don't matter much, but Amazon doesn't get to just ignore basic UI requirements for the purposes of satiating die-hard fans of products.

    23. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Now we’re really getting News For Nerds.

    24. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Then why are you still alive?

    25. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Nerds have to wipe their ass too!

    26. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      You're the last person I expected to say this, well maybe in the last 5 here on slashdot. I can think of a few people nuttier than you, no offense. But you are 100% correct. Had amazon hidden these these things from consumers I could understand "regulating" them for it. But the fact that the person has to agree, AND buy the damn button means that this is the state telling people they are too stupid to buy things.

    27. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      but if you need a court to protect you from Amazon dash buttons, there's really no saving you from yourself.

      Temporal issues alone. Germany wards off potential issues with consumer protection laws. America just sues every fucking company for every fucking thing in what appears to be an exercise in keeping the legal industry afloat.

      Germans as usual are more efficient, even at protecting people from themselves.

    28. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by fazig · · Score: 1

      Someone can be quite up front about wanting to sacrifice your first born to the Bloodgod and state that in their contract you have to sign.
      Unfortunately for them, if the terms of that contract violate local law the contract is void.

      Exactly this is what is going on here.
      If you don't get the product you agreed to when you ordered for the price you agreed to, because they substituted it for something else or want more money than you initially agreed upon, the contract can be voided. And if there's the equivalent of a class action lawsuit brought up against such practices, the judicial and executive system may shut those practices down.

      They can bring the Dash Button back if they removed that part and simply don't deliver anything if the wanted articles aren't available.

    29. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      As-is that implies you may one day press your "hefty trash bags" button and receive a set of toenail clippers or something.

      Actually, that's exactly what it means. You've never seen Amazon incorrectly link two unrelated products and have them share reviews? Then you haven't been on Amazon very long. :-D

      But in all seriousness, even if Amazon does this, you can always return it, and as the reason, specify that it was not the product you ordered, and they'll pay for the shipping and everything, so this is mostly a non-issue.

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    30. Re: LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by orbit500 · · Score: 1

      I pray they donâ(TM)t alter it further

    31. Re:LOL Protecting adults from themselves again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because everybody reads the EULA before "accepting"...?

  4. Politicians... by msauve · · Score: 4, Funny

    How is pushing a Dash button different than electing a politican? You make your selection, expecting one thing, but you might get something different, but close. Maybe the German courts should outlaw politicians, too.

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    1. Re: Politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, with this thinking, it is no wonder you elected Trump.

    2. Re: Politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our broken political system elected Trump. He lost the popular vote.

    3. Re: Politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh. A political ignoranti who doesn't understand the Connecticut compromise.

    4. Re: Politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course the popular vote has never counted for anything, so quit with the bitching, you fucking pussy. I bet you're the kind of cunt who loses at something and then starts bitching about it after the fact.. Keep with the complaining and you'll end up growing a pussy.

    5. Re: Politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they always like this?

    6. Re: Politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah a rare case where the facts match the hype

    7. Re: Politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course the popular vote has never counted for anything...

      Because the system is broken.

    8. Re:Politicians... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      To be fair the Germans have a long an convoluted political process that normally results on coalition negotiations. The Australians on the other hand, man we swap prime ministers more frequently than we test our smoke detectors.

    9. Re: Politicians... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Ahhh. A political ignoranti who doesn't understand the Connecticut compromise.

      No, we understand it quite well. The problem is that they came up with it in an era that was very different from our own. Back then:

      • Nobody as broadly vilified as President Trump or Hillary Clinton would ever have even made it to the ballot in enough states to win, because they didn't have giant, corporate-backed political party advertising machines pushing them.
      • The assumption was that electors would be highly respected people who would vote unfaithfully if an unconscionable candidate candidate somehow "won", and choose a different candidate.
      • They didn't have TV or airplanes, so the only way a candidate would ever pay the slightest bit of attention to minor states was if they had an exaggerated role in the election.
      • Accurately verifying a vote count on a national basis was challenging at best.
      • Slavery still existed. If voting had been one-man-one-vote, then the slave states would not have gotten the extra voting power from the three-fifths compromise when choosing a president. This was a major factor in the electoral college being supported initially.

      Obviously, things are very different today.

      Additionally, the disproportionate nature of the electoral college was not as extreme back then, because the population differences were not as extreme. In 1787, the two largest states (Pennsylvania and Virginia) had 10x the population of the smallest (Delaware). Pennsylvania had 3 electors, and Virginia had 12. Proportionally, this meant Delaware had about 2.4x the voting power of Pennsylvania.

      Right now, the most populous state (California) is more than 68x the population (Wyoming). Because Wyoming has such a low population, the two electors resulting from Wyoming's senate seats massively skew their power relative to most of the other states, and because the number of representatives is capped too low, all of the more populous states are currently massively underrepresented in both the House and the Electoral College. As a result, one voter in Wyoming is equivalent to almost four voters in California for Electoral College purposes, and equivalent to almost 1.3 voters even in the House.

      This is, not to put too fine a point on it, completely nuts. The skew has become unmanageably large because the low-population states are simply too much smaller than the high-population states. The larger that skew becomes, the less the electoral college vote resembles the popular vote, and the more disillusioned people become with the whole process.

      It really is time to ditch the electoral college. It has thoroughly outlived its usefulness, and only serves to further preclude any real possibility of a third-party candidate ever winning the office. But if we're not going to do that, we should at least increase the size of the House of Representatives until we are within +/-1% of proportionate representation to at least bring that skew slightly closer to sanity.

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    10. Re:Politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As consumers of politicians, we should be able to return our votes if we are not happy with our selection. A two year no-questions-asked return period would be good.

  5. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the price can fluctuate and amazon even reserves the right (supposedly) to substitute items.
    If Amazon is up front about the terms and I’m sure they are what are you protecting the consumers from?
    I get it - pressing the button for Tide is only a guarantee that you’ll get some sorta detergent for some sorta cost (although I bet 95% of the time it’s within expectation) But if that’s what the customer WANTS and agrees to those terms (and then goes and orders it off the website anyway pressing the buy again button) the consumer isn’t being protected, their right to choose is being infringed and only the politicians are making out from this.

    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem is, the user can't agree to this, without actually being shown what they are supposed to agree with. The relevant eCommerce laws say that the full and current price/ amount must be shown to the user, with an explicit acknowledgement that they are now ordering this quantity of items for this specified cost.

      This button would be legal if it were equipped with an eInk display showing the current price/ quantity (and the legal fine print making it obvious that hitting the button will order it now).

    2. Re:Hmmm by jpaine619 · · Score: 2

      The problem is, the user can't agree to this, without actually being shown what they are supposed to agree with. The relevant eCommerce laws say that the full and current price/ amount must be shown to the user, with an explicit acknowledgement that they are now ordering this quantity of items for this specified cost.

      This button would be legal if it were equipped with an eInk display showing the current price/ quantity (and the legal fine print making it obvious that hitting the button will order it now).

      Thanks for the explanation (seriously). After hearing that Amazon can substitute other items and also that the price can fluctuate, I get why the Germans aren't keen on this.. I don't have any Dash buttons, but if I can't be sure I'm going to get what I want, at a price I know about beforehand, I don't think I'll be getting any..

  6. Re: Friggin Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not being able to separate what's best for the German people from Nazism eh? How about you petition trump to build a wall on the northern boarder too. When you're economy collapses we don't need you as refugees.

  7. Re: Friggin Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well, yeah, National Socialism was sold as the best thing for the German people, much like this is.

    And of course we all know how National Socialism turned out. So this is truly a referendum on how socialism at the national level should be viewed.

  8. reading by fluffernutter · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's not a problem that a country wants to make sure its citizens are fully informed before buying a product, get over it already. *GASP* oh no they'll have to click a few times and... READ! I can see why the Americans in the crowd are revolting.

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    1. Re:reading by lgw · · Score: 0

      There is no power an government can't take over citizens that fluffernutter won't defend.

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    2. Re:reading by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is no power an government can't take over citizens that fluffernutter won't defend.

      Yeah enfocing consumer potection laws == govpocalypse

      personally, I prefer to live in a civilised wold where there are rules and regulations that keep it civilised. If I ever get tired of pesk laws, I'll up sticks and move to the Libertarian Paradise of the Congo where there's no government to interfere with, well, anything really.

      What's interesting is you're not objecting to the massive amount of power amazon has been granted by the government with its limited liability protection. It seems your libertarianism only really swings one way and is really more corpratism.

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    3. Re:reading by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Owch.

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    4. Re:reading by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      personally, I prefer to live in a civilised wold where there are rules and regulations that keep it civilised.

      False dichotomy. There's a lot of room between anarchy and where we are today, and one could reasonably choose a point in between those two without being a radical.

      There are only three things we need rules and regulations against: harm, fraud, and deprivation. We can argue about where the lines should be, and how much text is required to cover all of the cases, and even how much we should protect people from themselves. But Amazon was very clear on how the devices functioned, and they are also very understanding about returns. As numerous people have pointed out in this discussion, they are actually possibly more prone to sending the customer an email asking them if they'd like an alternative than to actually sending it without asking. It's not clear who's being protected from anything here.

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    5. Re:reading by lgw · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying ... any of those thing. What I'm saying is that there's to government power that he won't defend. You're rather the same. Oh, there's always an argument why it's good, of course, of course, but the conclusion is always the same with you guys. "Yup, it totally good for government to take this one more inch of power."

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    6. Re:reading by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Please explain what power they are gaining over their citizens by forcing all of them to be more knowledgeable and informed when they purchase products? What is the evil motivation? I'm dying to hear it, because it seems to me that a government with plans to rule with abuse would want their citizens less informed, not more informed.

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    7. Re:reading by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying ... any of those thing.

      You jumped straight from "this seems fine" to "there's to government power that he won't defend". You clearly don't like gvovernment powers and arenaive about it so you'll have to put up with hyperbole and sarcasm from me.

      You're rather the same.

      And now, to defend your argument, you start making up demonstrable lies.

      the conclusion is always the same with you guys

      Again, more lies.

      Why do you have to lie about me in order to make an argument? That's a strong indication your arguments hav no merit otherwise you could use actual facts.

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    8. Re:reading by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      False dichotomy.

      Hyperbole and sarcasm. I know the attitude of the perosn I'm responding to.

      There are only three things we need rules and regulations against: harm, fraud, and deprivation.

      Why those three?

      But Amazon was very clear on how the devices functioned, and they are also very understanding about returns.

      That is not in and of itself sufficient: the terms have to be legal as well.

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    9. Re:reading by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There are only three things we need rules and regulations against: harm, fraud, and deprivation.

      Why those three?

      Because those are the only three things that you can do to a person. You can damage them, you can deceive them into making poor decisions based on your false information, or you can take something away from them or stand in the way of their getting it. Anything else is something someone does to themselves. Fraud is real, but there was no fraud here.

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    10. Re:reading by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Firstly, you've provided a good justification, but not WHY they're needed in the deeper sense. Like why is it important to prevent harm, fraud and deprivation. what's the underlying philosoph there?

      Because those are the only three things that you can do to a person.

      Those are already the basis of many rules and regulations already. Even those awful religion inspired controlling ones are supposedly done for the good of the person on the receiving end, in other words to regulate against harm. Take the anti-gay laws that used to be so popular. People used to think (and some still do) that you can basically convert people to be gay, which in their mind is doing a great deal of harm to another person. You can justify almost anything under "harm" good and bad.

      And consumer protection laws (of the sort we're discussing) definitely fall into that category. They didn't come out of nowhere with some beaurocrat saying "hey let's randomly regulate business" as the "big gubbmint teh evil" types seem to believe[+]. They came around to prevent the large amounts of fraud and harm that were going on. Then you've got the transitive ones. Like should you have an army? Well it's kind of necessary to have one to prevent harm from outside your nation. Covers that I guess. But running an army is expensive. So now you need a functioning economy[*] to in order to keep up that protection. And without one of those, harm would likely ensue etc...

      Fraud is real, but there was no fraud here.

        It's long been decided that not ever possible contract is legal, on the basis that many times that's been harmful.

      [+] As in I've literally had somone on slashdot try to convince me of that before.

      [*] you need one of those for decent healthcare too.

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    11. Re:reading by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The philosophy is that society doesn't function if you don't maintain it, and society is made up of individuals. People pushing a button for glad bags and getting hefty bags doesn't threaten society, especially if you can return the hefty bags.

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    12. Re:reading by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      The philosophy is that society doesn't function if you don't maintain it, and society is made up of individuals.

      Yes, I agree with that. But that implies more than just protecting individuals, it also implies some sort of need to make society function too, though of course the two are tied together.

      Don't however confuse an attempt an imprefect rule to prevent harm with something tht's not designed to do so. Perfect is the enemny of good and if we insist on perfection or nothing will will end up with nothing which is much worse than something pretty good.

      People pushing a button for glad bags and getting hefty bags doesn't threaten society, especially if you can return the hefty bags.

      Except we've seen that giving retailers a lot of free reign has led to harm. Perhaps in this case, the law was over broad or was written at a time when this kind of use case simply didn't exist. You also have the flip side that there may be something that's got a moderate chance of causing harm but only for some people. What propotion of people does it have to affect before it's worth legislating?

      I certainly think it's an especially inane fiction that consumers ae going to read and understnad 100 pages of dense legalese before purchasing a cheap (or in fact any) poduct. I think it's reasonable tht the law recognises that.

      Crafting laws that allow every kind of reasonable behaviour while blocking every kind of unreasonable behaviour is incredibly difficult. Writing the laws such that they are future proof to unimagined kinds of behaviour is essentially impossible.

      A law that is't imprefect is not necessarily a bad law, merely an imprefect one. How would you modify the law to allow what you consider reasonable but to still disallow the harmful things it prevents?

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    13. Re:reading by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you are using the wrong system of logic. Remember you need to build a system of logic on axioms. Once the axioms are in place you use them to reach conclusions. So for example in this case we have:

      Fundamental axioms:

      1. gubmint is teh evul

      Proposition:

      this law is the government doing something bad.

      Proof:

      Follows directly from axiom 1.

      See?

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    14. Re:reading by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      This doesn't answer my question.

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    15. Re:reading by lgw · · Score: 1

      You can'y buy this product. It's not good for you. You're not smart enough to decide. Your betters must decide for you what's best for you.

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    16. Re:reading by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What propotion of people does it have to affect before it's worth legislating?

      Well, the questions are how much does it cost, and how much is being spent to prevent it? Because in this case it's not costing much since people can send things back (via trucks that are already in the neighborhood) and because it's not happening much to begin with. At least, so it appears. I'm open to statistics which challenge that idea. How's about just set some standards as to how much effort people have to spend to inform you of terms and conditions? No small print, anything which could be considered weaseling has to be done in large print up front in your advertisement to the point that it's an advertised feature.

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    17. Re:reading by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      This doesn't answer my question.

      Well no of course it doesn't. You asked someone to explain his reasoning, but who is operating with the axiom that the government is evil. The only explanations you will get back are that of course what it's doing is bad because the government is by definition evil.

      IOW if you want anything approaching reasoning, you asked the wrong person because there is no reasoning behind his stance.

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    18. Re:reading by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      How's about just set some standards as to how much effort people have to spend to inform you of terms and conditions? No small print, anything which could be considered weaseling has to be done in large print up front in your advertisement to the point that it's an advertised feature.

      That would be a start. Though in the EU we have strong consumer rights so that means you can be pretty sure about a lot of things regardless of what the small print suggests. I think that's a pretty good system.

      You can walk into a store, buy something and you know your rights pretty exactly without having to sign or read anything. With online shopping it's more or less the same and it's more or less the same with older mail ordering too.

      I'm not that bothered by this particular ruling either way. It seems like it's found an edge case in the law which was written before this kind of thing was a possibility.

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  9. NAZIs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for a public dash burning!

  10. They did read by virtig01 · · Score: 1

    The customer did read, and clicked... and bought himself an Amazon Dash button.

    1. Re:They did read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they didn't - they don't get to see the current price or quantity (and at least the former is changing) before hitting the "buy" button.

    2. Re: They did read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that becomes problem the customers will stop buying dash buttons. Problem solved.

      Amazon has great reputation as a retailer. I see no benefit in them fooling customers.

    3. Re: They did read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look! A shocked German cannot fund dash button? Make funny face

  11. Re: Friggin Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Germania you need a license just to play golf...

  12. Key difference by enriquevagu · · Score: 2

    Pushing a button in a screenless device does not show the current price of the item you pretend to buy, which may differ from the price it used to be when you acquired the button. And if you do not have elephant memory, you do not even remember the original price.

    Seems like a fair ruling to me.

    1. Re:Key difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if someone ELSE gets hold of your physical button there's zero authentication, fraud is a click away. Someone wanders in the office and presses it 5 times, nobody notices right away... it's 100% stupid.

    2. Re: Key difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually three backend makes them kids resistant, very deliberately, and they're very liberal with returning over bought products.

    3. Re:Key difference by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      And if someone ELSE gets hold of your physical button there's zero authentication, fraud is a click away. Someone wanders in the office and presses it 5 times, nobody notices right away... it's 100% stupid.

      You had it right up until the moment you started flapping on about pressing it 5 times. I don't have a Dash button, but even I know that you can only press it once every 24 hours (or something close to that). Stick to what you know and don't make shit up on the fly. Furthermore, all the shit is going to be delivered to YOU, and Amazon has a pretty fantastic return policy.. So, really, the worst case scenario is 1 or 2 orders before shit starts showing up and you can return most items for free...

    4. Re:Key difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know a lot about Amazon.

    5. Re:Key difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if someone ELSE gets hold of your WALLET there's zero authentication, fraud is a sleight of hand away. Someone wanders in the office and takes 5 benjamins, nobody notices right away... it's 100% stupid.

      Except with the stupid button you can return the items and you most likely even have a log on when the prankster was in your office.

    6. Re:Key difference by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Pushing a button in a screenless device does not show the current price of the item you pretend to buy, which may differ from the price it used to be when you acquired the button. And if you do not have elephant memory, you do not even remember the original price.

      Seems like a fair ruling to me.

      And quantity, too.

      The dash buttons don't say anything about quantity or price. You may have ordered a 24-pack of paper towels for $10 and got the button, but who's to say that the next time you push it, it's not a 24-pack for $15 (you bought it on sale, which happens often enough)? Or even more dastardly, it's 12 for $10 (or more likely, a 20 pack).

      Same with the other stuff - it's all stuff you use like laundry detergent and such, and the stuff comes in varying quantity and pricing.

      Hell, I don't know what happens if it out of stock - maybe you only want the 24 pack and if you run out to just wait rather than they send you a 12 pack.

  13. Found the traitor republican whinybitch.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Republicans never push the "Educate" button, sadly. All their buttons these days say "Treason" or "Lie incompetently" and they're wearing out the springs...

  14. Get out and shop by AndyKron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you need a dash button there's something seriously wrong with you.

    1. Re:Get out and shop by jpaine619 · · Score: 0

      Yeah, nothing like jumping in the car and driving for 10 minutes to purchase some fucking batteries.. If you think that's better than clicking a button there is something wrong with YOU.

    2. Re:Get out and shop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that depends. If you need those batteries now (maybe backup batteries for a medical device or something, IDK) then yes, driving 10 minutes might be significantly better than waiting till tomorrow. If you can't even come up with some hypotheses, maybe you need to refrain from yapping.

    3. Re: Get out and shop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone lives so far out of town that they need to drive to get to the nearest shop.

    4. Re:Get out and shop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the 20 minutes to find a parking spot.

    5. Re:Get out and shop by MikeDataLink · · Score: 1

      If you need a dash button there's something seriously wrong with you.

      It's a good thing you don't get to decide what I do and freedom is still a thing.

      Because there's nothing as big as a waste of time to get in the car and drive 5 miles to closest grocery store for laundry detergent when I can press my dash button and have it tomorrow morning and use that hour of my time for something else.

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    6. Re:Get out and shop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need a dash button there's something seriously wrong with you.

      It's a good thing you don't get to decide what I do and freedom is still a thing.

      Because there's nothing as big as a waste of time to get in the car and drive 5 miles to closest grocery store for laundry detergent when I can press my dash button and have it tomorrow morning and use that hour of my time for something else.

      Indeed!! People seem to forget that time is our most valuable asset. You can't make any more of it and when yours is up, its up.

  15. Young people are so clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, the age to vote should be like 50. That's the next thing the boomers will want before they go into the sunset.

  16. Crazy consumer "protection" by itsme1234 · · Score: 1

    If you want to check out some crazy "everything for consumers" go and try pay online the motorway toll for Austria. You need to do it 18 days in advance. Because the customer has rights, needs two weeks to think, plus three days for the (snail) mail to reach them (yes, they are thinking you pay the motorway online and then after two weeks send a letter saying you don't agree to it anymore). And because you could change your mind in two weeks you are not allowed to pay online the toll for today. Or tomorrow. You need to actually stop somewhere (not a drive-through toll boot, you usually need to park, go inside a gas station or something) and buy it. Sure, you can buy it from your phone or computer too - but it'll be valid only from 30 or 31st of January, no matter if you want to drive now. It's all for your benefit, you need to be protected, what if you change your mind?

    1. Re:Crazy consumer "protection" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is silly. When I buy a download product in the EU, there's a checkbox saying that by checking it, I explicitly waive my 14-day period in which I can change my mind, and in return the vendor fulfills his part by allowing the download immediately.

      So this is about the Austrian motorway toll company being somewhat dense. Or can they charge more at the gas station? In this case it'd make sense...

    2. Re:Crazy consumer "protection" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The checkbox does not actually void your legal rights. You cannot sign those away. It just serves to convince people like you not to use their legal rights.

  17. Re: Friggin Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And YOU are a nazi faggot who will be hanged soon after Drumpf traitor is. We're going to find every single one of you treasonous faggot hoes and cut your guts out for chinese medical experiments. #Profit from nazi faggots!

  18. Oh FFS People! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has nothing to do with "making it to easy to buy Amazon products" & everything to do with bad terms that you are agreeing to when using the button. Effectively, the ruling says that Amazon needs to be accurate in informing you as to what exactly you will receive when you push that little button, and how much it will cost. Currently, Amazon can substitute whatever they want for what you ordered (charging whatever they feel like) & the court simply said that's a rather bullshit agreement. Amazon has to get their shit together or, at the least, stop being ambiguous in a way that favors their own interests.
    There's no outrage to be found here, move along.

  19. Yes because the relationship is assymetrical by aepervius · · Score: 2

    Big corp can financially and massively comes with scheme to give the false impression or not deliver what is expected. Joe public does not have the resource to either document/study/understand every such a scheme and their result, neither the financial power to fight corp. Thus in all countries, SANE countries not beholden to do blow job to corp, there is a form of consumer protection. If you don't like it, too bad for you, most of us recognize why such laws are in places.

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    1. Re:Yes because the relationship is assymetrical by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      You know they send you an email with your orders ?
      You can cancel before they even ship.

  20. Re:truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has little or nothing to do with the stated reasons and everything to do with the fact that Amazon is a non-European company,

    Foreign companies have to follow the exact same rules as domestic companies. The court ordered Amazon to stop breaking the law, which is exactly what it would have told a domestic company if it had done the same thing.

    the EU thinly veils protectionism all the time

    What does the EU have to do with a national court enforcing national laws? Moreover, could you name a few examples of this supposed thin-veiled protectionism? I do not know of any.

    and hey, I'm a socialist and I think we need a lot more regulation over a lot of things, but protectionism doesn't really help consumers in the long run and most certainly benefits businesses to the detriment of consumers

    I agree. The world would be a much better place if the rest of the world had as little protectionism as the EU.

  21. Our toddler is very competitive by Dirk+Becher · · Score: 1

    He ordered truckloads of condoms using a electric toothbrush.

    1. Re:Our toddler is very competitive by ffkom · · Score: 1

      Apparently, he does not want to share his future inheritance.

  22. Innovation ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Amazon has since added dozens more, from Slim Jims to Red Bull to Calvin Kline underwear. "We are always open to innovation"

    How many times have you got up in the morning and realised you've mysteriously ran out of underwear ?
    Thank heavens Amazon now have a single button you can press to immediately order more.

    I'm sick of all this bullshit 'innovation' that are solutions to problems nobody has.

    Dammit, I'm out of Sim Jims.

  23. Software Construction Board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe there should be a Software Construction Board which would point out the market specific illegal functionalities in digital services and software. They would be there to help and protect the developers from liability and societies from the harms as those societies see it, not hinder the ego glorification of the providers.

  24. The original announcement on my Jetta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I was cruising on the autobahn towards my Saturday practice laps around Nurburgring, the video on my dashboard showed these words Die Verwendung von Amazon Dash ist untersagt and I muttered verdammt fool under my breath so that Alexa won't catch it.

  25. Re: Friggin Nazis by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    How about you petition trump to build a wall on the northern boarder too. When you're economy collapses we don't need you as refugees.

    Americans have guns, bombs, and trucks, to say nothing of backhoes and the like. You can't keep us out with a wall. You can't keep anyone out with a wall along a border that length, in fact. Or, for that matter, the length of the US-Mexico border.

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  26. An appeal is not possible by gweihir · · Score: 1

    This actually was already an appeal and it was found to be lacking. Hence an appeal to a higher court was not allowed. German courts can do that. The only appeal Amazon could do is to the German supreme court, with absolutely no chances to even be heard.

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  27. Re: Friggin Nazis by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

    Sure thing buddy.. Sure thing...