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Have Aliens Found Us? A Harvard Astronomer on the Mysterious Interstellar Object 'Oumuamua (newyorker.com)

On October 19, 2017, astronomers at the University of Hawaii spotted a strange object travelling through our solar system, which they later described as "a red and extremely elongated asteroid." It was the first interstellar object to be detected within our solar system; the scientists named it 'Oumuamua, the Hawaiian word for a scout or messenger. The following October, Avi Loeb, the chair of Harvard's astronomy department, co-wrote a paper (with a Harvard postdoctoral fellow, Shmuel Bialy) that examined 'Oumuamua's "peculiar acceleration" and suggested that the object "may be a fully operational probe sent intentionally to Earth's vicinity by an alien civilization." Loeb has long been interested in the search for extraterrestrial life, and he recently made further headlines by suggesting that we might communicate with the civilization that sent the probe.

Isaac Chotiner of The New Yorker has interviewed Loeb, who was frustrated that scientists saw 'Oumuamua too late in its journey to photograph the object. "My motivation for writing the paper is to alert the community to pay a lot more attention to the next visitor," he told Chotiner. An excerpt from the interview: The New Yorker: Your explanation of why 'Oumuamua might be an interstellar probe may be hard for laypeople to understand. Why might this be the case, beyond the fact that lots of things are possible?
Loeb: There is a Scientific American article I wrote where I summarized six strange facts about 'Oumuamua. The first one is that we didn't expect this object to exist in the first place. We see the solar system and we can calculate at what rate it ejected rocks during its history. And if we assume all planetary systems around other stars are doing the same thing, we can figure out what the population of interstellar objects should be. That calculation results in a lot of possibilities, but the range is much less than needed to explain the discovery of 'Oumuamua.
There is another peculiar fact about this object. When you look at all the stars in the vicinity of the sun, they move relative to the sun, the sun moves relative to them, but only one in five hundred stars in that frame is moving as slow as 'Oumuamua. You would expect that most rocks would move roughly at the speed of the star they came from. If this object came from another star, that star would have to be very special.

[...]The New Yorker: Hold on. "'Not where is the lack of evidence so that I can fit in any hypothesis that I like?' " [Bailer-Jones, of the Max Planck Institute for Astronomy, in Heidelberg, Germany, has identified four possible home stars for 'Oumuamua, and was asked to respond to Loeb's light-sail theory by NBC.]
Loeb: Well, it's exactly the approach that I took. I approached this with a scientific mind, like I approach any other problem in astronomy or science that I work on. The point is that we follow the evidence, and the evidence in this particular case is that there are six peculiar facts. And one of these facts is that it deviated from an orbit shaped by gravity while not showing any of the telltale signs of cometary outgassing activity. So we don't see the gas around it, we don't see the cometary tail. It has an extreme shape that we have never seen before in either asteroids or comets. We know that we couldn't detect any heat from it and that it's much more shiny, by a factor of ten, than a typical asteroid or comet. All of these are facts. I am following the facts.

Last year, I wrote a paper about cosmology where there was an unusual result, which showed that perhaps the gas in the universe was much colder than we expected. And so we postulated that maybe dark matter has some property that makes the gas cooler. And nobody cares, nobody is worried about it, no one says it is not science. Everyone says that is mainstream -- to consider dark matter, a substance we have never seen. That's completely fine. It doesn't bother anyone. But when you mention the possibility that there could be equipment out there that is coming from another civilization -- which, to my mind, is much less speculative, because we have already sent things into space -- then that is regarded as unscientific. But we didn't just invent this thing out of thin air. The reason we were driven to put in that sentence was because of the evidence, because of the facts. If someone else has a better explanation, they should write a paper about it rather than just saying what you said.

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  1. So.... by burtosis · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's never aliens, until it is.

    1. Re: So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read a similar article when I was a kid. I think it was scientific American and it was similar arguments to this one about some orbiting shiny thing. I dont remember the issue or year precisely but it made an impression. I really donâ(TM)t know why. All these arguments are attractive the first time you hear them.

    2. Re:So.... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be aliens to be a really good excuse to re-read Rendezvous with Rama, though.

      Aliens are withing the set of unknowns, and this is an unknown, so it is a reasonable time to think about it.

    3. Re:So.... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Just a lot of people with over-active imaginations this time though.

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    4. Re: So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the size and estimated thickness it's probably Cowboy Neal's undies floating in space.

    5. Re: So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google " Phobos incident "

  2. Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How could it be an interstellar probe? The nearest star is over 4 light years away. Are they suggesting some civilization managed to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light? Laws of physics suggests "no". You haven't "seen anything like it before" because we have barely "seen" anything.

    1. Re:Interstellar probe? by s122604 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Perhaps. Perhaps not... Maybe this civilization takes a long view. The probe could have been sent thousands, or even millions of years ago, at some fraction of C.

      Of course when you think about the fact that less than 200 years ago, if you wanted a picture of something you had to draw it, it's hard to pontificate on what a civilization tens of thousands of years ahead of us could accomplish

    2. Re:Interstellar probe? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You haven't "seen anything like it before" because we have barely "seen" anything.

      The more we explore the universe, the more we'll see things unlike what we've seen before. It wasn't that long ago that there was a debate as to whether planets even existed outside of our solar system. I've lost count of how many we've found since then, but the first few were definitely "like nothing we've ever seen before." That didn't mean OMG ALIENS! It meant that our understanding of reality had to be tweaked to accommodate this new data, In other words, science.

      Trust me, I'd love if the answer to "what is Oumuamua's origin" was "aliens", but it's more likely something else. Might it cause us to rethink some previously held beliefs? Sure, but it doesn't mean that little green men are going to be zipping by to follow up on their probe's findings.

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    3. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We haven't seen it because it's powered by Dark Energy. Duh...

    4. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Troll

      So some civilization created a probe that can last in interstellar space for thousands, or even millions of years? Fascinating. But you are right, because we have cameras now everything is possible. Plus my first computer had only 64k of memory, and my current one has 16 GB. So basically: it is aliens.

    5. Re:Interstellar probe? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      well, since the object in question (not even going to attempt that spelling) was travelling at something 0.01% of C, it would take around 10,000 years to get hear from 4 ly. I don't consider that completely crazy for a really advanced civilization. Of course, I think the simpler explanation that it was simply a stray rock is the correct one.

    6. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C is a fancy, unamerican way to measure temperature. Speed of light is c.

    7. Re:Interstellar probe? by nukenerd · · Score: 2

      How could it be an interstellar probe? The nearest star is over 4 light years away. Are they suggesting some civilization managed to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light?

      Why would they need to suggest that? Perhaps it was sent on its way tens of thousands of years ago.

    8. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      So some civilization created a probe that can last in interstellar space for tens of thousands of years? Wow. I would like to meet them. Do they make cars?

    9. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's assuming that other lifeforms perceives the passage of time the same and lives a similar lifespan. Without any frame of reference other than humans on earth we have no way to know. It's entirely possible that other life could live millions of years and perceive a hundred years as a day.

    10. Re:Interstellar probe? by codeButcher · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe this civilization takes a long view.

      So they have not invented Quarterly Results and Agile? That IS advanced.

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    11. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I agree. Or it could be a comet.

    12. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The nearest star is over 4 light years away. Are they suggesting some civilization managed to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light?

      Nearest star is actually just 8 light minutes away.

      There are several technologies that should in theory give 10% of the speed of light. With that, it takes 40 years to travel 4 ly. And if we assume alien race, they could have easily sent it to travel million years ago. This object btw. was measured to travel about 0.01% of the speed of light (about 40 000 years to travel 4 ly), but obviously we don't know if it has travelled with that speed all the time.

    13. Re:Interstellar probe? by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      if you're going to get snarky, better make sure the facts are on your side. The Apollo Astronauts way back in the 60s were traveling at about 39,000 km/h, and the New Horizons spacecraft topped 56,000 km/h.

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    14. Re:Interstellar probe? by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not to mention 10,000 years isn't really even the metric to be using. We have been watching the skies now with advanced instruments longer than 4 light years. If there was alien activity on the scale required to launch a giant probe like this in one of nearest neighboring systems you also have to factor in the probability that we will have failed to observer any other indications of advanced life there, through radiation etc.

      Either we are talking about some pretty stealthy aliens, which raises the question how come the prove isn't stealth too, or if it is an alien probe it came from some place much further away.

      Assuming it came from further away, it would have to be (I suspect) an order of magnitude older still; which makes it even less likely some alien culture sent it.

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    15. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is aliens.

      Glad to see you finally come to your senses 110010001000

    16. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess the guy should have been a poet

    17. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ooops. My mistake. 56,000 km/h. That is .000051887748 the speed of light, instead of .00000389158 the speed of light. My mistake. Must be the aliens.

    18. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know you aren't talking to one already?

    19. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not meaning to be an ass, really. But when you say "some fraction of C", all I can think is "well, when I'm walking to the bathroom to take a piss I'm moving at some fraction of C. Just a very small fraction."

    20. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't know....yet. The lifespan of a common housefly is measured in days (about 28). Humans measure their lifespan in years. What's to say an alien lifeform doesn't measure their lifespan in centuries or millennia? To travel 4 light years may be a shorter time to them than to us.

    21. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I really have. I have learned a lot on Slashdot: AI is a real thing. Quantum Computers are too. The best way to combat climate change is buying $60,000+ Tesla cars. We are going to have a Mars colony and explore other stars. And now: aliens.

    22. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't forget space elevators and asteroid mining. All very plausible. Scheduled for sometime in spring, I believe.

    23. Re:Interstellar probe? by LQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm currently reading Rendezvous with Rama so it definitely must be aliens.

    24. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      There are definitely alien intelligences on Slashdot.

    25. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kind of a moron, aren't you?

    26. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apollo didn't escape earth's gravity well, much less the Sun's. Subtract escape velocity of the earth and the sun, and then you're talking about something meaningful. So far, we've gotten out of the sun's gravity well exactly twice, and that at less than half the velocity of this. Oh, and this wanderer is much, much, much larger than the Voyagers. If they launched it at us deliberately, it's a kinetic weapon and a miss, not a probe. No need for all that mass for any probe.

    27. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be a bigger fraction if you've had a bad curry.

    28. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter how long the lifespan is, they would eventually run out of things to watch on Netflix on the trip and go insane and start killing each other.

    29. Re:Interstellar probe? by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      Really? Which advanced civilization do you know of that can create a probe that can last 10,000 years (and travel at 0.01%C) to get here? 0.01%C is 10793000 km/h. The fastest we have ever sent a probe is 4200km/h. What technology exists that would allow 0.01%C travel?

      Something with a constant acceleration. Ion drives etc. Getting something to that speed really isn't problematic so long as you can keep pushing it. If you want specific examples pick up basically any scifi book for all kinds of wonderful examples. What technology exists that we have? None really. What potential technology exists? Who knows. It's just a rock though so it's moot.

      By the way voyager is currently going along at a fair clip of 62,000km/h so you estimation is a bit off unless you mean rocket launch but they can get up to like 10,000km/h. Either way if you could somehow apply a constant 1g acceleration to something it would only take a bit under 10 years to reach lightspeed.

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    30. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Oh shoot. I forgot about ion drives. And I just bought one on Amazon too.

    31. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Those aren't even worth mentioning because they are so simple to build. I read about how to build those on a blog.

    32. Re:Interstellar probe? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Ooops. My mistake. 56,000 km/h. That is .000051887748 the speed of light, instead of .00000389158 the speed of light. My mistake. Must be the aliens.

      I'm not siding with those that say this was aliens... but from 56,000 kmh to 10,800,000 kmh is only a 190x increase. I'm sure at some point in human future history we will get to 10,800,000 kmh if the species lasts long enough.

      However- for the record, I am fully in the "this almost certainly wasn't aliens" camp.

      Why even launch something that big? If you have the technology to send something that big though? If you have the technology to launch something that big; you probably have the technology to build a probe the size of a port-a-potty with all the sensors you could ever need. If it's aliens, why didn't they just launch a port-a-potty?

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    33. Re:Interstellar probe? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      So some civilization created a probe that can last in interstellar space for tens of thousands of years? Wow. I would like to meet them. Do they make cars?

      Yes, but the cars were all built so long ago they still come equipped with 8-track players.

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    34. Re:Interstellar probe? by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

      We shouldn't limit our thought process to speed; Perhaps an alien species has found a way to fold space. Who knows? As Thomas Edison once said, and I still believe this to be true, "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything."

    35. Re:Interstellar probe? by pr0t0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How did you make the leap of logic that if it was sent, it must have been sent at a point in time requiring a significant speed to reach us at the time we observed it? Is it not plausible that a civilization sent one or perhaps many probes to nearby stars in the distant past in an effort to gain local observational data? The fact that we were here and had the technology to witness it could be complete coincidence.

      I've listened to Dr. Loeb a few times; he's the real deal, publishing much well-regarded scientific work that isn't remotely sensational or controversial. All he's saying here is that so far, alien technology cannot be ruled out and that more mundane models to explain all of our observations have yet to be identified or seem less likely than alien technology.

      Aliens should never be the first thing people run to when facing the unexplained, but it also should not be dismissively ruled out either; unless you are one of those people that deeply want to believe we are all alone in the universe. I would say this falls into the "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." category, and as the data on Oumuamua is sifted through, there is mounting evidence that it appears to have been designed. However, it also entirely possible that more data will come forward pushing the needle back toward the mundane, and that's fine too.

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    36. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the fucking post. Give yourself a good thirty seconds to understand the physics. The application covers anything that burns fuel in a vacuum.

      Again, you're kind of a moron, aren't you?

    37. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      So it is a probe using several technologies that should in theory give 10% of the speed of light or an alien sent it to travel millions of years ago and it lasted in interstellar space for millions of years. Or it is a comet.

    38. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So some civilization created a probe that can last in interstellar space for thousands, or even millions of years? Fascinating.

      Earth civilisation : Voyager? Someone from the next start generation, sometime after our Sun life cycle ended will see **our** probe passing nearby.

    39. Re: Interstellar probe? by Type44Q · · Score: 1
      It opens a wormhole the minute it gets out beyond the Oort Cloud and space is becomes flat enough...

      Obviously we don't know; obviously that's the point; more than a little is going to slip through our incomplete and inaccurate models of physics, leaving lots of possibilities.

    40. Re:Interstellar probe? by sinij · · Score: 2

      How could it be an interstellar probe? The nearest star is over 4 light years away.

      Our civilization was potentially detectable for at least last 10,000 years and feasibly detectable during technological civilization of 3000 years. For example, widespread cultivation of plants (i.e. agrarian civilization) potentially can be detected by analyzing light spectrum reflected by the planet. Our technology can't do that right now, we don't have good enough optics or historical data to ran models, but considering that we developed ability to detect plants in the past couple decades, it only makes sense that such technology could be refined over time to allow such monitoring.

      So 3-10K years from the first detection, 0.05C probe and you have substantial neighborhood for potential origin. Proxima Centauri (4 ly) is only about 85 years away at 0.05c.

    41. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Getting something to that speed really isn't problematic so long as you can keep pushing it. If you want specific examples pick up basically any scifi book for all kinds of wonderful examples

      Thats true. Getting a probe to go to 0.01% c isn't a problem. We can just build them from the examples from scifi books.

    42. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I am definitely a moron. I don't know what I am thinking. Why aren't be building an ion drive and sending a spacecraft to intercept this alien probe? Are the people in charge of doing that as moronic as me?

    43. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why we keep delaying sending people to mars. The first group would be sent, but then some technological breakthrough would happen allowing us to travel 10 times faster. The first group would get to mars some time after the second group.

    44. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      So this could be an alien probe that was launched and lasted in space 85 years ago at 53,963,000 km/h from Proxima Centauri. Or it could be a comet.

    45. Re:Interstellar probe? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      That's assuming that other lifeforms perceives the passage of time the same and lives a similar lifespan. Without any frame of reference other than humans on earth we have no way to know. It's entirely possible that other life could live millions of years and perceive a hundred years as a day.

      What's the lifespan of a single-celled organism?

      It's entirely possible that "aging" doesn't exist for species outside our solar system (if such aliens exist). That said why send individuals at all if they're not going to stop? And if you're not sending individuals why send something so large?

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    46. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .01%C is 1.079e+9 km/h * .01% = 1.079e+9 * .0001 = 107900 km/h. You're off by two orders of magnitude.

      Now I'm won't be able to believe any of your other comments on this thread, which there seem to be a lot of. It's obvious that your part of the alien coverup.

    47. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bro, do you even future?

    48. Re:Interstellar probe? by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How could it be an interstellar probe? The nearest star is over 4 light years away. Are they suggesting some civilization managed to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light? Laws of physics suggests "no". You haven't "seen anything like it before" because we have barely "seen" anything.

      Wait, why do you think it is hard to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light? Even a constant acceleration of just 1g would get you to relativistic speeds during interstellar travel. In fact, if we put a significant part of our money/resources on it, the tech to visit a star 4ly away at a reasonable time-frame is within reach (e.g. nuclear pulse propulsion). But to actually have a serious chance of finding the right star system, AT THE RIGHT TIME to come upon an alien civilization would probably require us to visit at least a few hundred thousand stars (still nothing compared to just our own galaxy), so that would take pretty much "forever" (in human time scale terms) even at relativistic speeds (well, OK, Von Neumann probes would be faster, but still...).
      And this object wasn't even fast (0.008%c or something like that). There don't have to be aliens to explain interstellar objects just because we don't get to see them all the time. Just a rock passing by...

      Of course it could always be a moon with an alien starbase propelled by a nuclear storage accident...

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    49. Re:Interstellar probe? by hierofalcon · · Score: 1

      Room for spare parts and enough stuff on hand to change the mission on the fly?

      Already did the port-a-potty size exploration eons ago and now sending something bigger with more monitoring capabilities to the spots that looked interesting?

      Not saying I don't disagree with the port-a-potty size being best (and launch lots of them) instead of one big probe. But governments seem to go for the one big probe that everyone can have a part of building philosophy here. That's why we have so many cost overruns and under performing end results. The big science is best is why they're pushing for Mars colonies and moon colonies. Practical at some point in the future if we don't kill ourselves off first - possibly. Good plan now? No. It would prevent a very small selection of extinction events if they ever reached total self-sustainability, but that is a long way off.

      Still firmly in the non-alien camp though. No reason to believe there isn't other intelligent life out there. No reason yet to believe there is either.

    50. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Really? Which advanced civilization do you know of that can create a probe that can last 10,000 years (and travel at 0.01%C) to get here? 0.01%C is 10793000 km/h. The fastest we have ever sent a probe is 4200km/h. What technology exists that would allow 0.01%C travel?"

      what technology exists that might take a man from Maryland to Mississippi in less then a fortnight. even the hardest horse must take time to rest - Said by someone a long time ago.

      we know that nothing in science prevents travel at 0.01% just because we dont know how to do it doesn't mean it can be done.

    51. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or sophons

    52. Re: Interstellar probe? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      C is a fancy, unamerican way to measure temperature. Speed of light is c.

      You must be American.

      1: C is Coloumb, the SI unit for electric charge. (Degrees Celsius always needs the degree sign.)
      2: It's not c, it's c.
      3: It's not the speed of light, it's the speed of light in vacuum. The "in vacuum" part is very significant.

    53. Re:Interstellar probe? by judoguy · · Score: 1

      Maybe this civilization takes a long view.

      So they have not invented Quarterly Results and Agile? That IS advanced.

      A truly advanced race if they have outgrown or avoided inventing MBA's.

      I wish to subscribe to their newsletter. (As long as it's not focused on dinner prep)

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    54. Re:Interstellar probe? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. Perhaps not... Maybe this civilization takes a long view. The probe could have been sent thousands, or even millions of years ago, at some fraction of C.

      At least it won't be able to report back until we're long gone.

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    55. Re:Interstellar probe? by s122604 · · Score: 2

      Most likely not aliens...

      but still, YOU are right, it's easy for a hairless ape to comprehend what a civilization 1000's, or perhaps millions of years ahead of us could or could not, do.

      I wonder what that mold on that loaf of bread thinks about differential equations....

    56. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude, there isn't even human intelligence on Slashdot.

    57. Re:Interstellar probe? by gtall · · Score: 1

      I think we should start broadcasting messages asking in pictographs whether anyone out there is missing a probe.

    58. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going a long way, at a great speed, to avoid admitting you're wrong. Maybe we ought to just shoot you into space?

    59. Re:Interstellar probe? by bobby · · Score: 2

      Agreed on all points.

      My issue: maybe it is a probe sent by gigantic aliens, so it's normal size for them. But as far as we know, C is a universe constant, so they're not going to hear back from the probe for a very long time, assuming they're as far away as they'd likely have to be. Yes, maybe it's off course from a civilization from long long ago far far away.

      Or maybe it's just one of the infinite possible formations left over from a supernova which blew away all of its planets, asteroids, etc.

    60. Re:Interstellar probe? by gtall · · Score: 1

      Maybe it IS a port-o-potty and they are just unloading a bit of offal.

    61. Re:Interstellar probe? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Maybe the aliens are really big and that's the size of a tennis ball to them.

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    62. Re:Interstellar probe? by gtall · · Score: 1

      Nope, won't work. If it goes lightspeed it will have a length of zero and disappear into a cloud of photons. It happens to me all the time.

    63. Re:Interstellar probe? by sinij · · Score: 2

      We all know that you only need 64KB^h^h^h

      You don't understand interstellar travel. Speed is a result of acceleration over time. If you have very long time, even modest acceleration can get you there. More relevant question is how long a probe could sustain acceleration as that would ultimately determine speed. Our current best designs could accelerate for mere hours, you need to be able to do this for years. This doesn't mean it can't be done.

    64. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Wait, why do you think it is hard to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light?

      Yeah, what am I thinking? Why do I think that things like build probes that can travel at relativistic speeds to other stars is hard? What am I thinking??? If you can dream it, you can do it!

    65. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a good question to ask is, "what would constitute satisfactory evidence that an object originates with an alien civilization in your view?"

    66. Re:Interstellar probe? by sinij · · Score: 1

      Our more likely, it could be an alien probe that was launched couple mil years ago at our solar system when methane was first detected in the atmosphere indicating signs of life. However, there nobody left 'home' to receive its focused burst transmission from this probe reporting that technological civilization was detected in a fly-by scan.

    67. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Correct. After all, my first computer had 64kb and my current one has 16GB. Therefore computers in a 1000 years will have 1600004900Tb of memory. There are no real limits. If you can dream it, you can do it! All we need to do is wait.

    68. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "How could they have made that voyage in under two hours? Boston to Philadelphia is over 300 miles. Are you suggesting some civilization managed to birth a horse that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of sound? Physics and biology suggest 'no'."

    69. Re:Interstellar probe? by LostMyAccount · · Score: 1

      Usually in these debates, it's Not Aliens because any civilization advanced enough to cross interstellar space wouldn't do it in person, but would send unmanned probes because they don't have the limitations of needing to move living beings through space.

      Now, it's Not Aliens because you can't build interstellar probes capable of that kind of distance or time duration.

      It feels like the goalposts are being moved.

    70. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a good question to ask is, "what would constitute satisfactory evidence that an object originates with an alien civilization in your view?"

      It needs to have a sticker on it that says "Made in Alpha Centauri". Even then I would have my doubts.

    71. Re:Interstellar probe? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      It's entirely possible that "aging" doesn't exist for species outside our solar system (if such aliens exist).

      Immensely improbable, I would think. Without replacing the old with potentially better adaptations, there is no evolution, and it's hard to see how a "species" stage can be reached in the first place.

    72. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'll tell you what: you build an ion drive that can launch me into space and I will do it. Let me know when you are done.

    73. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think this had to happen recently? Are you really that fucking stupid?

    74. Re:Interstellar probe? by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      You said "laws of physics say no". I meant it is not hard from the point of view of physics as you put it. Engineering, tech, sure that's hard. But just "appreciable percentage of the speed of light" as you put it, that's not that hard even in that sense, only hard in fiscal/economic sense, as it's even doable at our current level of tech if we applied a big chunk of earth's resources.
      So interstellar probes for a civilization more advanced than us are quite a possibility, there's no law of physics making it hard. At the same time, having one actually visit us is pretty damn improbably from the laws of statistics ;)

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    75. Re:Interstellar probe? by Thelasko · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Are they suggesting some civilization managed to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light?

      That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the objects motion is statistically unlike anything else in our part of the Milky Way. It's essentially stationary with respect to the rest of the galaxy. A large amount of energy would be needed to achieve that relative velocity. He also notes that it has several characteristics, including acceleration, that are similar to current solar sail technology. It's a statistical anomaly.

      I may have missed something, but he also doesn't mention it being uses specifically to study Earth. His hypothesis is that its use is to mark a specific reference point in the galaxy. Our solar system passed by it, not the other way around.

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    76. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      What's the lifespan of a single-celled organism?
      Well, no idea if you try to troll.

      Basically all single cell organisms are imortal. They die when they get eaten, or by starvation (an then they mostly don't die but hibernate), or by fatal gene copy errors.

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    77. Re:Interstellar probe? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Ageing has to exist because entropy is entropy. There's no way around it. However the RATE of ageing may be different, plus they might have found some technological solution to artificially prolong life.

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    78. Re:Interstellar probe? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Getting something to that speed really isn't problematic so long as you can keep pushing it.

      What becomes problematic is keeping the "something" together at that speed. Impacts with even the tiniest grain of dust, or even individual atoms become problematic at that speed.

      What you would need is a giant magnetic shield to direct particles around the ship. Of course, if the shield could capture, then accelerate even a diminishingly small portion of that dust in the right direction, it would provide a constant acceleration.

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    79. Re:Interstellar probe? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      yes. Flying cars.

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    80. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Getting something to that speed really isn't problematic so long as you can keep pushing it. If you want specific examples pick up basically any scifi book for all kinds of wonderful examples."

      HAHAHA!

      Shut up.

    81. Re:Interstellar probe? by LostMyAccount · · Score: 1

      The thought I had was what if long-distance space probes are some kind of religious or cultural touchstone in their civilization?

      Judaism is something like 3000 years old. What if space probes with life cycles of a 1000 years were some kind of religious like custom? Even if the lifespans were human-like, tracking or waiting for one of these probes to return could possibly be something the civilization is based around, somewhat negating the long time span.

    82. Re:Interstellar probe? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      What's the lifespan of a single-celled organism?
      Well, no idea if you try to troll.

      Basically all single cell organisms are imortal. They die when they get eaten, or by starvation (an then they mostly don't die but hibernate), or by fatal gene copy errors.

      Not a troll, it was a rhetorical question. There are more single celled (non aging) organisms on earth than there are multi-cellular species that age. Aging isn't necessarily a fact of life.

      I don't believe the rock was a spaceship with lifeforms on it; I do however think that aging isn't necessarily the norm in the Universe.

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    83. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, you are an idiot.

      1) Typing a degree is really had on most keyboards. Everyone recognizes "C" as Celsius unless used in a much different context
      2) Are you fucking serious?
      3) Every physicist will drop the "in a vacuum" part because it is understood.

      Quit trying to sound smart when you are just trying to me a pedant and failing badly.

    84. Re:Interstellar probe? by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

      Needs to be that big so the target thinks it's just a comet and not a thermonanitenucleardinwmill bomb that will destroy the earth. We're doomed.

    85. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back to your comment: "... last in interstellar space for thousands, or even millions of years?"

      Yes, actually it's quite simple for something to last in space, especially interstellar space, because it's so empty, and there are almost no forces acting on it. We do the same thing with probes we send out - expend a lot of energy to get them on a particular course and then they hibernate, using only comms occasionally but not expending much energy during the trip, and we do take advantage of gravity when planning the course.

      I'm not saying it is or isn't a comet, just that both are plausible. Recently there was news that one of our own probes was the first to leave the solar system. In the distant future, will another civilization be having the same debate while watching our own probe?

    86. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are like a giant, gaping, prolapsed asshole suffering from raging dysentery. Everyone you go, shit leaks out constantly, cascading down your feeble chicken legs and splattering fecal matter all around you.

    87. Re:Interstellar probe? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. Perhaps not... Maybe this civilization takes a long view.

      The primary objection I have is that it doesn't take much more advancement for a civilization to literally take a long view. Building a telescope with the resolution to see that Earth has life, and to get one pixel to show us lighting cities at night, seems easier than large interstellar probes. It would just be an economic challenge for us today to build a planet-sized telescope, no new science needed, and barely any new technology (presumably along the way we'd build an efficient system to put payloads in orbit).

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    88. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the impression that you're confusing the EM drive with a standard ion drive, the latter of which has been used as a standard means of locomotion on space probes for over a decade. So yeah, you're sounding like sort of a moron.

    89. Re:Interstellar probe? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Your argument is circular. Would the explanation that this is an alien probe fit all of your arguments?

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    90. Re:Interstellar probe? by lgw · · Score: 1

      We had steam engines for 2000 years before we used them for industry. We have the science and most of the technology today to do all that stuff (well, space elevators probably don't work at all, but the rest). I doubt we'll be motivated to spend a trillion dollars on such things any time soon, but I'm sure our distant decedents will wonder why we didn't, when the benefit was so obvious (in hindsight).
       

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    91. Re: Interstellar probe? by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's not the speed of light at all, it's the speed of causality. Let's pretend that's what "c" stands for. That may or may not be exactly the speed of light in a vacuum, as our understanding of "vacuum" is incomplete (though I expect it's the same for enough significant digits not to matter in practice).

      Also, the only meaningful system of measurement is the F-you system: Fortnight-Firkin-Furlong-Faraday-Farenheight.

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    92. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard is kind of relative here. When astrophysicists say something is hard they really mean its as to impossible as makes no difference. When something is easy the math works out and it should be feasible. Nuclear pulse propulsion is "easy" because the math works out. We are fairly confident that it is possible and achievable right now if humanity somehow became a hivemind and wanted to go to another solar system for whatever reason. Put another way, astrophysicists are lazy like programmers. Something is easy if their part of the job is already done. Something is hard if they have to work on it. The physics for one of those ships is proven so they don't have to do anything. Now its up to the engineers to make it work.

    93. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just need a wall?

    94. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Space: 1999 reference = you win today's Slashdot.

    95. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps the subspace ansible that allows it to comunicate its findings back to base makes up the size difference.

      Seriously though, unless we know what it's mission is and what the technology of the builders actually looks like we can't possibly extrapolate what size it would have to be. None of our probes are that large sure, but none of our probes were designed for transtellar missions.

    96. Re:Interstellar probe? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Ageing has to exist because entropy is entropy.

      Only the total entropy. An individual item can have decreased entropy if something related to has increased entropy (but by even more). The Picture of Dorian Gray is an example.

    97. Re:Interstellar probe? by quenda · · Score: 1

      a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light? Laws of physics suggests "no".

      We could send a probe at hundreds of time the speed of Oumuamua, using 1960's level nuclear propulsion.
      Getting it to still work in a few hundred years when it passes a nearby star system, and send a message back to earth, would be more of a challenge.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    98. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the simpler explanation that it was simply a stray rock is the correct one.

      Loeb is saying that "simply a stray rock" looks like the more complicated explanation, because up to now, nobody has seen a rock accelerate like that. Either it's simply a stray rock which happens to have magical powers and therefore everything you thought you knew about astronomy and physics is suddenly wrong .. or it's something relatively more mundane, ordinary, believable and less radical, such as an alien spacecraft.

      But yeah, here's the thing: just because you didn't see outgassing, might not mean it wasn't there. I dunno... dark matter outgassing?

    99. Re:Interstellar probe? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      So it is a probe using several technologies that should in theory give 10% of the speed of light or an alien sent it to travel millions of years ago and it lasted in interstellar space for millions of years.

      Why not? It might just be a chunk of stone or iron that they sent, just to get us wound up. Like chucking a brick through someone's window.

    100. Re:Interstellar probe? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "Ageing has to exist because entropy is entropy. There's no way around it. "

      Nonsense. Aging is caused by replication errors, damage, etc. A life form that replaced everything regularly and was sufficiently well-regulated might indeed not age, if it had a more reliable means of replication than we've got.

      Or, a life form could be continually replacing parts with new parts which are not the same, but which fulfill the same function. As an individual it might change, but is it really aging if it's not a road to failure and death?

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    101. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus my first computer had only 64k of memory, and my current one has 16 GB. So basically: it is aliens.

      640k should be enough for anyone.

    102. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've applied to many 'human' stereotypes, to what we know are limits.

      Stop doing that, and this might just make more sense.

    103. Re:Interstellar probe? by sinij · · Score: 2

      I'll tell you what: you build an ion drive that can launch me into space and I will do it. Let me know when you are done.

      You are intentionally confusing reaching orbit and interstellar travel. These are different problems that require different solutions (engine designs).

      A car analogy: To reach orbit you need a dragrace car but to reach nearby star you need a car that has the best possible mileage. Maybe it is possible to have the same engine to do both, but it is very unlikely.

    104. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very good books. Though the sequels take a much different tone, they're still quite enjoyable.

    105. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed on all points.

      My issue: maybe it is a probe sent by gigantic aliens, so it's normal size for them.

      But, you see, it is tumbling on its way. It means it has artificial gravity for the crew. It is manned!

    106. Re:Interstellar probe? by whitroth · · Score: 1

      The laws of physics do *not* prevent getting close to lightspeed. We've been in space since 1957, when we managed 28kkm/h, and the Parker Solar Probe will be accelerated by the Sun's gravity to 690kkmph, which works out to be .0005 c.

      By the way, airplanes can't fly, either, and the question is whether the human body could stand 40mph....

    107. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard for us today. Hard for us with regard to the times involved in interstellar travel, not so much.

    108. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep trotting out that same bollockry with every comment. I'm sure you would repeat yourself in response to any argument I might make so I may as well drop down to your level for a moment. You, sir, are a dopey cunt.

    109. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just need to wait.

      We've been waiting for your brain to return an oxygenated state. I think we might be waiting until the heat death of the universe though...

    110. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your posts are a waste of photons and electron motion.

    111. Re:Interstellar probe? by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      Even a constant acceleration of just 1g would get you to relativistic speeds during interstellar travel.

      Interstellar travel gives you the space and the time, but maintaining 1g of acceleration during all that time would be very difficult. I'm not sure I've even heard of a technology that's been proposed which could do that let alone seen it from something we already have.

    112. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that but it's possible that for whatever reason they know how to cryo sleep with their advanced tech and launch probes and then set their pods for 5000 year intervals to receive some data from, say, 5000 launched pods. Perhaps they are searching for a new home and they realize the only way to do it is with probes and large amounts of waiting time.

    113. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have been watching the skies now with advanced instruments longer than 4 light years.

      None of our instruments are as long as this

    114. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really have. I have learned a lot on Slashdot: AI is a real thing. Quantum Computers are too. The best way to combat climate change is buying $60,000+ Tesla cars. We are going to have a Mars colony and explore other stars. And now: aliens.

      And the most important one: this year will be the year of Linux on the desktop.

    115. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, my eyes must be getting bad because in my peripheral vision when I first saw your comment I thought it said we should quickly ask them for pornography.

    116. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See my other reply, or read up on Project Orion from the 1960's. They had calculated that they could carry enough fission micro-bombs to do 1g for a few weeks and reach 0.1c (well, the exact speed varied with configurations).
      We don't have technology to do 1g for the entire travel (switching direction midway) currently of course. It would be very cool admittedly, it would solve the zero gravity issues - no need for rotating spaceships, and would get you to a high relativistic speed, making the travel quite short (especially for the actual travellers due to the time dilation).

    117. Re:Interstellar probe? by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Hmm... so if we just wait 200 million years we can see if it is still there?

    118. Re:Interstellar probe? by bcwright · · Score: 1
      Accelerating such a large object to relativistic speeds and then slowing it down again (since this wasn't moving very fast when it came through our solar system) would be highly inefficient unless the aliens were planning for the probe to stay here for a while - which it didn't. Besides, why send such an enormous object for a mere flyby when you could send a nanoprobe that weighed only a few grams or even several kilograms? It doesn't make any sense.
      ..

      I think the more likely answer is that it's simply an unusual natural object, though I'll admit that it's hard to prove that it wasn't an alien probe.

    119. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Earth calling, please send nudes

    120. Re: Interstellar probe? by Jamu · · Score: 1

      I'm sure I was taught at some point that Celsius was just C, and that degrees-C was centigrade. C was based on K (Kelvin), Whereas degrees-C was based on the freezing-point and boiling-point of water.

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    121. Re:Interstellar probe? by s122604 · · Score: 1

      Not a moron.. just really, really angry and dismissive, for some inexplicable reason..
      Now yes... as they say in the medical world "when you hear hoofbeats think horses, not zebras. This thing is virtually certain to be a rock.. If there was some kind of cosmic casino, I'd put the 401k on "rock" and not "spaceship"..

      But you, sir, seem incredibly, fundamentally confident, of what is and is not possible from now, till the end of time, for every intelligent civilization that may or may not exist, throughout the entirety of the universe.. Just a tad presumptuous, in my very humble, obviously not as brilliant or witty as you, opinion...

    122. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the mother ship is parked up just outside the solar system?

    123. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, at 'Oumuamua's mass and speed I figured if it was aliens it would have a bumper sticker labeled "We Brake for Nobody."

    124. Re:Interstellar probe? by bcwright · · Score: 1

      A few of the effects of our civilization might have been detectable, but it would have been hard to detect direct evidence of it until quite recently. Before the Industrial Revolution, agricultural cultivation just wouldn't have been very different from other changes in Earth's climate (which have been quite common over geologic time). Even after the Industrial Revolution, it was still over a century before we started producing radio waves; a little bit of extra carbon in the atmosphere would hardly have been very different from events like large volcanic eruptions. Certainly before that, you might be able to infer a developing civilization from very close, but likely not from very many light-years away.

    125. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some days I suspect you're actually a training set for a machine learning kernel that is being trained on the nuance of sarcastic wit.

    126. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IKAROS 2010. Not hours, months.

    127. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could it be an interstellar probe? The nearest star is over 4 light years away. Are they suggesting some civilization managed to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light? Laws of physics suggests "no". You haven't "seen anything like it before" because we have barely "seen" anything.

      The laws of physics do not at all suggest no, in any possible way.

      Humanity has built and sent probes into space, there is no law of physics preventing that plus we have accomplished it.

      The Voyagers for example are only traveling at 35k miles an hour.
      This is certainly a percentage of the speed of light, a very tiny one at that.
      "appreciable" is certainly an arguable word however I would not call it that. It's pretty slow all things considered.

      It will take them roughly 80,000 years to travel the distance between Earth and Proxima Centauri.
      So had one been aimed that direction, that is the travel time to reach another star.

      On what basis are you claiming humanity doesn't, never did, and can't exist due to the speed of the Voyager probes?
      Or are you only claiming the Voyager probes can't physically exist?

      Your assumption a long extinct civilization couldn't possibly have sent a probe out into space even millions of years ago due to the laws of physics preventing it, appears to be countered by the very fact our civilization already has sent a probe into space, and that wasn't dependent on humanity still existing 80,000 or even millions of years from now.

      I suspect you are also assuming that civilization must still currently exist too, which seems far more unlikely.

    128. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they suggesting some civilization managed to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light?

      That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the objects motion is statistically unlike anything else in our part of the Milky Way. It's essentially stationary with respect to the rest of the galaxy. A large amount of energy would be needed to achieve that relative velocity. He also notes that it has several characteristics, including acceleration, that are similar to current solar sail technology. It's a statistical anomaly.

      I may have missed something, but he also doesn't mention it being uses specifically to study Earth. His hypothesis is that its use is to mark a specific reference point in the galaxy. Our solar system passed by it, not the other way around.

      It's a chunk boundry fence to test for slime chunks. We may be in for a wild ride soon.

    129. Re: Interstellar probe? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yay, a pedantic thread!

      Actually, c is the speed of influence. Causality is either a principle or a relationship, neither of which can have a speed.

    130. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be one of them naturally forming solar sails.

    131. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've limited your thinking to human scale lifespans

    132. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the wrong perspective. In 1993, 4GB seems like an infinit amount of memory. Nowadays millions of computer worldwide have anywhere from 2 to 8 times that much. The ceiling was pushed back. An advances civilisation wouldn't have the same ceilings we have. They might not be able to do everything but they would be able to accomplish a lot more.

    133. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a very limited mind.

      500 years ago people would have burned you at the stake for displaying your smartphone. And you think you know whats 'possible' or 'likely' 500 years, 5000 years, 500,000 from now, if our civilization doesn't destroy itself first?

      Small minded (likely young) fool...

    134. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Are they suggesting some civilization managed to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light?

      I suppose that's one possibility. Another is that it was launched a really, really long time ago. Maybe it even course-corrected a few dozen decades ago once it started detecting broadcasts from us. Maybe there are other possibilities as well. This is kind of the point of the whole thing, we don't know. You're not seeing conclusions here, you're seeing a list of facts plus speculation on what those facts might tell us.

      You haven't "seen anything like it before" because we have barely "seen" anything.

      He addresses that specifically:

      Assuming that other planetary systems resemble the solar system, Pan-STARRS should not have discovered this or any other interstellar rock in the first place. In a paper published a decade ago, we predicted an abundance of interstellar asteroids that is smaller by many (two to eight) orders of magnitude than needed to explain the discovery of ‘Oumuamua, assuming it’s a member of a random population of objects. Put another way, ‘Oumuamua implies that the population of interstellar objects is far greater than expected. Each star in the Milky Way needs to eject 10^15 such objects during its lifetime to account for a population as large as ‘Oumuamua implies. Thus, the nurseries of ‘Oumuamua-like objects must be different from what we know based on our own solar system.

      So, sure, maybe it's nothing special, and that there are solar systems ejecting objects like this every 5 minutes (that's the rate needed to get the amount he's talking about). We'll know more when the LSST is operational and can detect objects like this much better. If that telescope fails to detect any other objects like this, then we have another piece of information and hopefully in the next couple decades we would be able to build a vehicle capable of chasing it down and studying it.

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    135. Re: Interstellar probe? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Other way around. Fahrenheit and Celsius are both dead European dudes. The Fahrenheit scale is named after the former, and the centigrade scale (from the Latin centum) was renamed in 1948 to honour the latter.

      Both scales are interval scales, which means that x and x+1 are equidistant no matter what x is. However, the actual values on interval scales (especially the zero) are pretty arbitrary (Fahrenheit put it at the freezing point of an equal mixture of salt and water, the Celsius scale has it at the freezing point of pure water; actually, prior to the mid 1700s the zero was at the boiling point and it got cooler as you counted up). At least in temperature scales, that's made explicit by putting "degrees" as part of the unit: degrees Fahrenheit or degrees Celsius.

      Kelvin is another dead guy and also the name of a ratio scale of temperature. Ratio scales are a step up from interval scales, with one of their most important features being that they have a real zero. Zero Kelvin is absolute zero, the coldest possible temperature. Ratio temperature scales don't use degrees; "degrees Kelvin" is wrong.

      Celsius, like so many other SI units, was redefined a while back based on the Kelvin scale, so zero degrees C is no longer the freezing point of pure water, but rather is 273.15 Kelvin.

    136. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      So some civilization created a probe that can last in interstellar space for thousands, or even millions of years?

      Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

      Seriously, no one is drawing conclusions, that is very premature. Read his list of facts to understand why we're not sure. It didn't help that the object was already well past us by the time we thought maybe we should study it.

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    137. Re:Interstellar probe? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Shielding. If you're going to shoot something through interstellar space you're probably going to want to put your port-a-potty inside a nice big asteroid to absorb all the weathering.

    138. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more we explore the universe, the more we'll see things unlike what we've seen before

      And your example is planets? We've seen them before within our own solar system. It's hard not to see at least part of one. You saying we've found one that isn't ferrous, gassy, icey or rocky?

    139. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you what: you create an emDrive or an ion drive that can launch me to space OR interstellar travel and I will be on it. Let me know when it is ready.

    140. Re:Interstellar probe? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Our binary friend is a famous Slashdot troll of the modern era. Don't worry, he's not angry, dismissive OR a moron. He is pretty entertaining when you realize that he's doing it on purpose.

    141. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      r/iamverysmart

    142. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget: at c mass = infinity

    143. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      We had steam engines for 2000 years before we used them for industry. We have the science and most of the technology today to do all that stuff (well, space elevators probably don't work at all, but the rest).

      You are right. Plus my first computer had only 64kb and my current one has 16GB. And we definitely have the science and technology today to build space factories and space elevators. We just aren't motivated enough.

      You know why you Space nutters are so annoying? It is because you say everything is "trivial" and "doable", disregarding the efforts of people WHO ACTUALLY BUILD THINGS. It makes it sound like they are just lazy and why aren't they just listening to you guys? Not "motivated" enough. Christ.

    144. Re:Interstellar probe? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      True... on the other hand, not only have we shot several somethings onto interstellar trajectories, but there are reasonably serious people currently intending to do that as a primary mission.

    145. Re:Interstellar probe? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you think age is tied to the likelihood of an alien culture. Unless you're proposing going back 13 billion years or more.

      We know that life is going to need at least a second generation star, since the first generation of stars are pretty much all hydrogen and helium, with no other materials to make long-chain molecules. But it turns out that our home, the milky way, is a very old galaxy. It had second generation stars something like 10 billion years ago, perhaps even before that. Once you have the building blocks for molecules and planets, it's just a matter of having enough time for intelligent life to evolve. While we only have one example to look at, the earth gives us a view of what's possible.

      Intelligent hominoids popped up in just 10 or so million years. It takes time, but not that much on a galactic scale. There also doesn't seem to be any reason that intelligence couldn't have popped up on earth a good quarter of a billion years earlier than it did. The animals back in the age of dinosaurs generally had all the bits needed for intelligence. You could argue that it's possible even further back, I suppose.

      There's also no reason that we should think that a planet would need two billion years of single-celled life before multi-cellular life even popped up, like we had here on earth.

      So given we had 2nd generation stars in the neighborhood 10 billion years ago, lets give a planet a billion years to form and cool, a billion years for single-celled life, and a billion years for multi-cellular life and intelligence to form at the tail end of that. That puts us at intelligent life 7 billion years ago, 3 billion years before our sun even formed.

      There's no reason intelligent life couldn't have popped up somewhere in our galaxy 7+ billion years ago. And for all we know it did, and the star it was around is gone and they're all dead.

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    146. Re:Interstellar probe? by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that was just the first of their volley, the math is extremely difficult from those distances and velocities, so they hedged their bets and sent a few more our way to be sure.
      Damn Klendathuins. I hate bugs.

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    147. Re:Interstellar probe? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Life itself is an anti-entropic process. As long as there's usable energy around, a life form need not decay. When the energy runs out, well, I don't think I'd call that aging. I also don't think I'd characterize a long life with zero decay followed by sudden death as "a rate of ageing."

    148. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to one fantasy is not to layer on others. Now you're not only speculating about what the object is but how its makers think as well as how long they've been at it.

      at some fraction of C

      Meaningless. You yourself travel as some fraction of when you go to the kitchen. Make with the speed and mass and then we can deal with how much energy it would take to get there and how long.

    149. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      You've got a lot of snark here. The first car had a top speed of 16kph. The current land speed record is almost 1228kph. The Wright Flyer had a top speed of 48kph. The SR-71 could reach 3529kph. The X-15 reached 7274kph. 56 years passed between the flights of the Wright Flyer and the X-15. In those 56 years the atmospheric speed record for an aircraft increased 151x (again, in 56 years). The things we have in space now are the Wright Fliers of space (OK, maybe they're the Fokker Dr.I of space).

      Shit man, in less than 60 years we went from the first heavier-than-air manned flight to escape velocity.

      By the way, in your RAM analogy, your computer today has 262,144 times as much memory as the old Commodore. So maybe an increase in space travel speed of 200x over the next few hundred years isn't really all that outlandish.

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    150. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I'm not trolling. Space nutters are annoying. They are dismissive of people who actually work on hard problems like space exploration. They trot out their scifi crap and pretend it is real and wonder why NASA doesn't build interstellar starships and mine asteroids and colonize Mars. You know why they don't? It is because it is INCREDIBLY HARD or IMPOSSIBLE to do. Just because you can think of something, doesn't mean it is possible to do. EVER. Mommy never told them that. Scifi is fine, but stop pretending it is real and stop saying "well in the 1800s no one ever though humans can fly, but now look what we can do!". Complete BS. Trying actually building something real before spouting off about "space factories" or "Dyson Spheres".

    151. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being able to touch it would be a good first step.

    152. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Either we are talking about some pretty stealthy aliens, which raises the question how come the prove isn't stealth too

      Wouldn't it be? It's very cold and doesn't seem to emit any signals, that we can detect. That sounds pretty stealthy.

      Shit, we weren't even aware of it until after it passed us. We detected it 40 days after it had passed its closest point to the sun.

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    153. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Now yes... as they say in the medical world "when you hear hoofbeats think horses, not zebras."

      I like that analogy. The obvious answer is often the correct one. In this case, the obvious answer is that this is a natural object. I also like that analogy because my wife has EDS, and their "symbol" is the zebra, because they are the zebras in that analogy that constantly get misdiagnosed.

      So, yeah, maybe it's a natural rock. Maybe it's not.

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    154. Re:Interstellar probe? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the objects motion is statistically unlike anything else in our part of the Milky Way. It's essentially stationary with respect to the rest of the galaxy. A large amount of energy would be needed to achieve that relative velocity.

      Most of the solutions to the three-body problem (what happens when 3 arbitrary bodies bound by gravity are orbiting each other) result in two of the bodies kicking the third body out in an arbitrary direction, while the two remain orbiting each other. So statistically there should be lots of objects in the galaxy whose motion does not match the general rotational velocity of the Milky Way.

    155. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Right. Typical Space Nutter response "doable at our current level of tech". What "tech" are you talking about? You guys always point out blogs and Wikipedia pages, but you do realize those are only theoretical ideas, right? Scifi isn't real either. You know that, right? You guys have been spoiled by digital electronics rapid progress and think that everything is easy and "doable". If it was "doable", wouldn't we be "doing it"? Why would we build probes that only went 0.00002% the speed of light, when we could build ones that go 0.1% c? Maybe the guys who actually build things don't think it is so "doable".

    156. Re:Interstellar probe? by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      Perhaps their laws of physics are not the same as ours.

    157. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Right. Like I said: my first computer had only 64k of memory, and my current one has 16GB. We just need to sit back and wait and everything is possible in the future.

    158. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Right. It was launched a long time ago. Aliens built a probe tens of thousands (or millions) of years ago and launched it and it survived in space that long. Or it could be a comet.

    159. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All he's saying here is that so far, alien technology cannot be ruled out

      True, but it's waaaay down on the list, just above being thrown in a fit of rage by a god.

      more mundane models to explain all of our observations have yet to be identified or seem less likely than alien technology.

      Yeah, no.

      The requirement of a civilization that could build tech capable, had an interest and wealth to send hundreds of probes out in all directions, the disposable energy at hand, and either extreme longevity or the belief at time of launch that their civilization would still exist, remember the probes or even be able to decode them renders it far less likely than simply knowing that we've just dipped our toes into the space pool and we're gonna find lots of stuff (and already have) that we at first cannot explain.

    160. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The first car had a top speed of 16kph. The current land speed record is almost 1228kph."

      Right. Like I said: my first computer had 64kb of memory and my current one has 16GB. All things are possible because technology always improves. Eventually the land speed record will be 10002393392kph. We just need to wait. The scientists and engineers better get to work for our fantasies to become reality!

    161. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Right. Like I said: my first computer had 64kb of memory and my current one has 16GB. All things are possible because technology always improves. We just need to wait. The scientists and engineers better get to work for our fantasies to become reality! There are no limits, just imagination (and the stuff you read about on blogs).

    162. Re: Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Or it could be a comet.

    163. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      The Juno probe reached 266,000 km/h. So you're off by two orders of magnitude. Just a rounding error, really. Probably the aliens.

      Really though, keep explaining how humans will never amount to anything.

      By the way, using 266,000 km/h, the needed increase is 40x, not 190x. Again, really just a rounding error, and humanity will never achieve a 40x increase in anything, really. Ever.

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    164. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Are the people in charge of doing that as moronic as me?

      No. That's why they're in charge and you're trolling.

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    165. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      "Our more likely, it could be an alien probe that was launched couple mil years ago at our solar system"

      Yeah, it is "more likely" a couple of million year old alien probe. Much "more likely" than being a COMET.

    166. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, widespread cultivation of plants (i.e. agrarian civilization) potentially can be detected by analyzing light spectrum reflected by the planet.

      And how would they, say, differentiate between the cultivation of wheat and the change in flora that the grasses created in the early Cenozoic or trees before them?

    167. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      You're stating facts. Yes, both of those are possibilities until we have more facts.

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    168. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm trolling because I am not saying that a COMET is an ALIEN PROBE. Oddly NASA hasn't announced they are sending anything to investigate either.

    169. Re:Interstellar probe? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      You do realize your post is stating you believe that's more likely than "it could be a comet", right?

    170. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You have a very limited mind.

      500 years ago people would have burned you at the stake for displaying your smartphone.

      After all: my first computer had only 64kb and my current one has 16GB. Progress is inevitable and all things are possible. We just need to sit back and wait for the scientists and engineers to work their magic. We didn't have smartphones, but we do now. Therefore everything is possible.

    171. Re:Interstellar probe? by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      I'm not siding with those that say this was aliens... but from 56,000 kmh to 10,800,000 kmh is only a 190x increase.

      Increasing any gross physical quantity by 190-fold hardly merits an "only", especially when you are talking about the maximum limit of a technical achievement by the human race.

      But you are conceptualizing it incorrectly. Difficulty in achieving high velocity does not scale linearly no matter how you look at it. Since kinetic energy increases with the square of velocity, something going 190 times faster requires 36100 as much energy, so it would be more accurate to say that it is a 36,100x increase.

      But even that does not capture the real difficulty. If you must use staging, then each additional stage represents a constant multiplier in mass (and thus cost) but provides only a linear increment in velocity. So going to higher velocities become exponentially more difficult (and then if you get into the relativistic regime it gets even harder than that).

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    172. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 0

      technology always improves

      Pretty much.

      All things are possible

      The only people saying that are religious. If that's you, more power to you, but no one else is making that claim other than you.

      Eventually the land speed record will be 10002393392kph.

      No, the land speed record won't be 10x the speed of light. We're probably already near the upper limit without materials for the chassis and wheels that can withstand that kind of stress, but what's the point for doing that with a ground vehicle? The only thing the land speed record is good for is setting the land speed record. If you're going to be an argumentative dick, at least have a point.

      Nothing you just said relates to space travel in any way.

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    173. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you are "not sure", but have latched on to the idea that it is an "alien probe" instead of thinking "gee, it could be a comet" (which it is actually). I dub thee and those you call "we": Space Nutters!

    174. Re:Interstellar probe? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Most of the solutions to the three-body problem (what happens when 3 arbitrary bodies bound by gravity are orbiting each other) result in two of the bodies kicking the third body out in an arbitrary direction, while the two remain orbiting each other. So statistically there should be lots of objects in the galaxy whose motion does not match the general rotational velocity of the Milky Way.

      The magnitude and direction are still statistically significant. From the Scientific American article:

      If ‘Oumuamua came from a typical star, it must have been ejected with an unusually large velocity kick. To make things more unusual, its kick should have been equal and opposite to the velocity of its parent star relative to the LSR, which is about 20 kilometers per second for a typical star like the sun. The dynamical origin of ‘Oumuamua is extremely rare no matter how you look at it.

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    175. Re:Interstellar probe? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Of course you are. I have never seen a post from you that wasn't hand crafted to incite angry nerds. I kind of suspect you're actually a Slashdot employee, because you're so consistent, drive so much commenting and seem to have an inordinate amount of time to post.

      Your claim that you just hate space nutters doesn't hold up. In the comments to this single story you've ridiculed the existence of aliens, AI, and quantum computing. I've held a quantum chip in my hand, by the way.

    176. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      By the way, using 266,000 km/h, the needed increase is 40x, not 190x. Again, really just a rounding error, and humanity will never achieve a 40x increase in anything, really. Ever.

      Obviously that isn't true. I mean golly look: my first computer had only 64k of memory and my current one has 16GB! Therefore we will be able to achieve the speed of light (or even greater!). Progressing from 0.0002% the speed of light to 0.10% is definitely possible. We just need to sit back and wait and get those lazy scientists and engineers off their butts!

    177. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm trolling because I am not saying that a COMET is an ALIEN PROBE.

      There's not a single scientist asserting that this is an alien probe, or even that they know what it is at all. This is a story about the list of facts that we know about this, and what these facts imply about the galaxy as a whole or this object in particular, and how that fits in with what we already know. But, because 100% of scientists are not stating categorically that this is definitely not an unnatural object, when no one knows what its origin is, you feel the need to go on a rant for some reason.

      We don't know what it is. Why would people say it is definitely 100% not artificial? What evidence supports that claim? We first saw the thing 40 days after it passed closest to the sun, we have no photographs of it even. How can anyone say what it definitely is or is not?

      You seem to be asserting it's a comet. So, where is the outgassing? Where is the tail? Where is the coma? You're making the claim it's a comet, so use the facts to prove it. Because I'm seeing scientists, including astronomers, who I'm told know a thing or two about comets, saying that, if this was a comet, we would be seeing certain things that we're not seeing. I'm not as smart as you though, so please spell out the evidence which conclusively proves that this object is a comet.

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    178. Re:Interstellar probe? by bobby · · Score: 1

      No women?

    179. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, you can't cross interstellar space in PERSON OR IN A PROBE. There are no goalposts being moved. You can't do either. The distances are too vast and we can't go fast enough. If you think you can, you are just thinking scifi.

    180. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. That pretty much sums up the Space Nutter thought process.

    181. Re:Interstellar probe? by sinij · · Score: 2

      It is ready. Pack everything you need for 1,000,000 year trip. Unfortunately, you have to get your net wight down to about 1 gram.

    182. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      It is also possible, then, that it is a sign from Jesus that we need to repent? After all, it could be anything, and since we don't have enough facts everything is equally likely? I mean why not? It could be a comet, or it could be Jesus, or an alien probe. But oddly the Space Nutters always latch onto "alien probe".

    183. Re:Interstellar probe? by sinij · · Score: 1

      I intended to say it is more likely to be a probe looking for organic life in general, than a probe looking for a civilization. Consequently, if it is a probe, it could have came from much further away, as organic life was present and could be detected from interstellar distance for much longer time than our civilization.

    184. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      but have latched on to the idea that it is an "alien probe"

      Oh, did I? And where did I do that? Go ahead and give me a link and quote where I said "it's an alien probe."

      instead of thinking "gee, it could be a comet"

      Literally everyone studying it has considered this. Asteroid also. All of these remain possibilities, too. I don't think anything has been ruled out. I don't know why you're ruling things out.

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    185. Re: Interstellar probe? by SqueakyMouse · · Score: 2

      Yay, a pedantic thread!

      Actually, it is the posters who are pedantic, not the thread.

    186. Re:Interstellar probe? by sinij · · Score: 1

      If I were writing algorithm looking for something like that, I would first model cyclical difference, then model gradual rate of change due to species, then look for rapid changes outside these parameters that could indicate civilizations or mass cataclysmic events. I would still probably end up with a system with massive amounts of false positives, but it would still be better than visiting every planet.

    187. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Progressing from 0.0002% the speed of light to 0.10% is definitely possible.

      Hold on, are you actually asserting that it's not possible to do that? Are you seriously trying to make that claim? I mean. 0.1% would be extremely impressive, but I don't know why you're settling on that number. We can go much slower and still catch up with and study this object, even briefly. I have it on good word that sometime within the next 100,000 years that humanity will discover the concept of a "gravity boost" for a spacecraft near a very massive object. I mean, it's only speculation, we've never achieved anything remotely similar to using a large object as a way to increase a spacecraft's speed, but maybe you can pull up a document on your Commodore 64 there and read about the crazy theory.

      What I DO find remarkable is that, in the span of this discussion, our top speed in your calculations has increased by 2 orders of magnitude. It's almost like you have no idea what we've accomplished so far and are just talking out of your ass without any facts. It's almost like that.

      I mean, that's amazing! In just the span of an hour or two, our top speed in space has increased 100x! Imagine what we can do over the coming years, right?

      Or maybe you just need to get your facts straight before spouting off on something.

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    188. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't see Earth lighting up its cities at night, since streetlights have only been around for a few hundred years. If they're further than a few hundred light years, they won't see anything.

    189. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      After all, it could be anything ... everything is equally likely

      Uh oh, can you spot your logical fallacy? It's pretty obvious, let me know if you need help.

      It could be a comet, or it could be Jesus, or an alien probe.

      And the argument that scientists are making is that all of those outcomes have the exact same probability, correct? That's what you've taken away from this discussion?

      Could you link me to the papers where people discuss probability? I haven't seen those. Obviously you have.

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    190. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No, the land speed record won't be 10x the speed of light. We're probably already near the upper limit without materials for the chassis and wheels that can withstand that kind of stress

      TOTAL BS. Technology ALWAYS improves. There are no limits! You don't know what will happen in the future, what materials we will come up with!!! You are a unimaginative Luddite!

    191. Re:Interstellar probe? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It is overactive human imagination, nothing else. For starters, why would an interstellar probe have an elongated shape? That is for atmospheric vehicles. These astronomers seem to be not very smart.

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    192. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I've never ridiculed the existence of aliens. In fact I believe they do exist. I ridicule the idea that THIS IS AN ALIEN PROBE and not a comet (which it is)! And yeah, about your "quantum chip": hokum. You guys aren't nerds: you are nutters. There is a big difference.

    193. Re:Interstellar probe? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Hehe, nice! In other news, a hammer pretty much has looked the same for a long time now. At some point a technology is mature and does not change very much anymore.

      It is really a pity you cannot really do long-term wagers. I would have gotten rich on "flying cars for everybody" alone. And human-like AI would probably be my next fortune.

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    194. Re:Interstellar probe? by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Sadly, all these great insights tend to vanish for me when the blood-alcohol level drops again...

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    195. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not a comet. He indicates that there are observable characteristics common to comets, and this object doesn't have those characteristics.

    196. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      You are an extremist. You're not interested in an intelligent discussion. You've made up your mind, incorrectly, about what other people believe, and you're too busy setting up and knocking down strawmen to have anything meaningful to say.

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    197. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      You've got a lot of growing up to do, man.

      Suck my balls.

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    198. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth has been a "place of interest" for over half a billion years. Forget radio emissions, forget silly TV transmissions of Hitler, etc. We've had an oxygen atmosphere for over a half-billion years - and that oxygen is combined with other traces, including CO2, H2O, and CH4. Our atmosphere is INTERESTING, because it may be more likely explained by life, than by nonliving physical/chemical processes.

      We're already getting some information about exoplanet atmospheres, so they can be getting that type of information about ours, especially presuming they're more advanced than us.

    199. Re:Interstellar probe? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      So some civilization created a probe that can last in interstellar space for tens of thousands of years? Wow. I would like to meet them. Do they make cars?

      As usual you're so lost in snark you can't see the forest for the trees.

      Nobody said it was an operational probe. Quite the opposite. Nobody detected any physical or energy activity on or near it, so if it was a probe using any sort of physics we understand, it was probably a dead one. This is not difficult to comprehend.

      Voyager I will one day go careening through a solar system that isn't this one. It won't be operational when it does, but to the locals, it will most definitely be an alien probe. Our civilization could have collapsed or evolved into something unrecognizable to the civilization that launched it by then. Our species might be extinct by then. It will be 40,000 years before it even makes it closest approach to AC +79 3888 and at 1.7 light years from the star it's likely no one will notice. But it will keep going after that. One day our probe will go through an alien solar system. Whichever solar system that is is far enough away that the locals have plenty of time to evolve into telescope builders who can build big enough telescopes to see an 815 kg chunk of metal pass by. They can probably start from something that doesn't have very good opposable thumbs right now and still be ready in time.

      Unless it smacks into a rock somewhere in the vast reaches of interstellar space. As far as astronomers can tell, the odds of that are vanishingly small.

    200. Re:Interstellar probe? by lgw · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between an automated space factory and an automated ground factory? Cost, and you can't use rubber seals (which is non-trivial). Technology just isn't the limit any more, but the cost is, well, astronomical.

      Fun fact: orbital solar power stations would be profitable at current launch prices, and we've been putting solar panels in orbit for almost 50 years now. However, they just cost a lot more than just doing the same in the desert, and more still than natural gas generators. But it's close enough that PG&E did a serious evaluation, and cited NIMBY difficulties in locating the power receiving station as the reason they abandoned the plan.

      Don't confuse prohibitive cost with technological barriers.

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    201. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass

    202. Re:Interstellar probe? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the objects motion is statistically unlike anything else in our part of the Milky Way. It's essentially stationary with respect to the rest of the galaxy. A large amount of energy would be needed to achieve that relative velocity. He also notes that it has several characteristics, including acceleration, that are similar to current solar sail technology. It's a statistical anomaly.

      I wonder about parts of his hypothesis. For example, he says that based on our solar system, there should be so few intersteller objects that we should have never discovered Oumuamua.

      But our solar system has been mostly stable and boring for billions of years needed for life to evolve to the point where humans appeared. We may be the exception, rather than the rule - just like while our sun is relatively stable and has a terrestrial planet with an atmosphere in the inhabitable zone, that appears to be the exception rather than the rule. Maybe most solar systems are far more chaotic than ours; ejecting much more into interstellar space.

    203. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it also entirely possible that more data will come forward". Well, depending on what you mean by this, I beg to differ. Oumuamua is gone. We'll never observer it again. (Nor will our heirs). So: no more data. If you mean we may find, upon further and deeper analysis that the acceleration is an error or that it is explicable using the known laws (including magnetic and electric forces, as well as outgassing and light pressure) then I'm in agreement. The object never resolved to more than a single pixel, so the data is (and always will be) meager. It's also possible that it will always be filed under "unexplained". If this happens, you can conclude God, aliens, or time-travelers from our future (or past) built it; it becomes a matter of faith. (In itself, its data is insufficient to allow us to accept any non-natural explanation, regardless of its "True" origin.)

    204. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no balls. Apk let you prove it amicusNYCL you raisin penis https://slashdot.org/comments....

    205. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between an automated space factory and an automated ground factory? Cost, and you can't use rubber seals (which is non-trivial).

      Right. Oh one other detail: ONE IS IN FUCKING SPACE.

    206. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So some civilization created a probe that can last in interstellar space for tens of thousands of years?

      Lots of things do. Even earth has things tens of thousands of years old and it's far more caustic than space. Please stop your incessant trolling.

    207. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      I am not ruling anything out. I think it is Jesus, come to take us to Heaven. Oh by the way: the guy who discovered it said it wasn't a probe, and it was a small comet. But keep on believing!

    208. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Suck my balls.

      Grow up indeed.

    209. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you do the following (since your post allows me to believe you aren't irredeemable). Assume a mass for your interstellar probe package; sensors, communications, engine. Assume that the two gas tanks contain liquid tungsten and liquid anti-tungsten (which is about as energy dense as it gets) and that that energy can be converted to velocity at 98% efficiency. Now calculate the mass of the probe including fuel. Oh, yeah assume it accelerates at 1 g for long enough to get to 0.1c. Then consider that you said "why do [we] think its hard...?"

    210. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      So why "alien probe" and not "Jesus" and not "Snoopy"? I mean after all it could be anything. Except for the fact that the guy who actually discovered it said it was a comet.

    211. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps. Perhaps not... Maybe this civilization takes a long view. The probe could have been sent thousands, or even millions of years ago, at some fraction of C.

      Of course when you think about the fact that less than 200 years ago, if you wanted a picture of something you had to draw it, it's hard to pontificate on what a civilization tens of thousands of years ahead of us could accomplish

      Maybe they missed...

    212. Re:Interstellar probe? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I am an extremist because I believe it is a comet (which it is) and not an alien probe. Got it.

    213. Re:Interstellar probe? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yes. You can launch things into space, you know? Thus the difference in cost.

      Robots that work in a vaccum are difficult and expensive, but we have them (and some are used in fabs, humankind's most complex manufacturing). Fully automated production lines are rare because of the cost, but we have them, here and there where the economics work.

      It's the cost that makes most of this a non-starter today. Power generation it the likely first step for orbital commerce, as there's a strong non-economic motive to move away from cheap fossil fuels. The lower launch costs get, the more will make sense to do IN SPACE, and there are several very successful billionaires competing with one another to lower launch costs.

      People used to the exponential cost reduction for computer parts think this will all happen next year, but on the many-decade timeline of cost reduction for industrial processes it seems straightforward. Not "I can afford 64GB instead of 64K in my computer" fast, but "steel sure is cheaper than 100 years ago" fast.

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    214. Re: Interstellar probe? by lgw · · Score: 1

      This post wins the internet for today.

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    215. Re: Interstellar probe? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Fair point, but people get confused about the whole "speed of light" thing (and anyway, influence doesn't start with "c"). The key point is that c represents something more fundamental than the motion of light.

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    216. Re:Interstellar probe? by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Uhhhh...who said it had to be " last in interstellar space for thousands, or even millions of years"? Look at Voyager and Pioneer, their power systems will be long dead by the time they reach another system but unless they smash into something eventually they will go through some other system just as this thing is going through ours.

      Now personally I don't think it was "sent" by anyone as I've seen no evidence that that is the case, doesn't mean we shouldn't send a probe to its surface to check it out. At the worst we are looking at an object from very VERY far away from our system, farther than we could likely travel within the next several hundred years, so it would be worth checking out simply to see if things evolve different in different parts of the galaxy or whether it has the same materials that you would find close to home. Maybe it has a material in its composition that allows it to be effected by dark energy that simply hasn't occurred here, we do not know so if nothing else its worth checking out for that reason alone.

      But at best maybe we'll get lucky and its some alien race's version of Voyager or Pioneer, something they used to check out their outer system that was then sent out into the great unknown when its primary mission was complete.If that was the case it would be priceless even if its tech is no better or even more primitive than our current tech as it would allow us to learn about another race we will never be able to reach and would prove once and for all this blue marble is one of many and that others are out there trying to grow and expand their knowledge of the universe around them just as we are.

      So I'd say its worth sending a probe to because even with the worst scenario we are still getting a chance to gather valuable data that would be simply impossible for us to gather due to the vast distances this object has traveled. Who knows what it has picked up along the way, it may have samples from dozens of asteroids from dozens of systems, possibly even microorganisms or fossils from planetary debris it may have come in contact with. The possibility of gathering such a vast amount of information in one location IMHO makes it just to valuable to pass up, whether it was sent by another race or is just a lone wanderer from a far flung system somewhere.

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    217. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      I am not ruling anything out.

      You are. Obviously. You have repeatedly asserted that it is a comet, and that it is not artificial. I've asked you for your evidence that it's a comet considering the inconsistencies we think we should see with a comet. Maybe that evidence is in another reply, but I won't hold my breath.

      Oh by the way: the guy who discovered it said it wasn't a probe, and it was a small comet. But keep on believing!

      I don't have any conclusions about this. I'm not fantasizing about some alien world it came from. I'm reading through the article where the guy lists his facts, and trying to understand what he's talking about, and why it matters with regard to what else we think we know about the galaxy. It's that simple.

      But you don't give a shit about any of that, you're just here to troll. No other reason. If you're not interested in this kind of stuff, I have no clue why you decide to spend your time just trolling people here. It doesn't make you look intelligent if you think it was having that effect.

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    218. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      So why "alien probe" and not "Jesus" and not "Snoopy"?

      Did I claim it wasn't Jesus? Did I claim it wasn't Snoopy? Did I claim it was an alien probe?

      People are listing possibilities. If YOU want to introduce Jesus or Snoopy as a legitimate possibility that people should consider, that's on you. No one else is doing that. Just show your evidence and submit your paper for peer review, easy peasy.

      If you don't understand why some people think that there is a non-zero chance that it could come from another civilization, while also considering the chance that it is the Snoopy character from Charles Shulz's comics to be zero, then I'm not willing to entertain your bullshit train of thought.

      Except for the fact that the guy who actually discovered it said it was a comet.

      Well don't stop there sport, bring out the fucking evidence. I'm not interested in what you think. Show facts, or shut up and go on with your day.

      Did you even read TFA? How about the goddamn summary? Here, I'll let the astronomer tell you to GTFO himself:

      The reason we were driven to put in that sentence was because of the evidence, because of the facts. If someone else has a better explanation, they should write a paper about it rather than just saying what you said.

      In other words, put up or shut up. You're the only person jumping to conclusions here, so where's your evidence? Where's your paper?

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    219. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      No, that's not why you're an extremist. You're an extremist because your views regarding technology are extreme.

      How many times do I need to ask you to produce your evidence to support your conclusion that this is a comet before you admit that no such evidence exists? You seem to keep dodging that point. Show your evidence for your conclusion and make sure you rationalize that with the facts that we are not seeing comet traits associated with this object.

      Everyone is on the same page with this object being unusual. It may be a comet, it may be an asteroid. If it is either of those, it is unlike any one that we've seen so far. That doesn't mean it's not those, those are just the facts. But you want to use statements like that to jump to some extreme conclusion (people say it's unlike any other comet we've seen SO THEY MUST BELIEVE IT'S 100% ALIEN ORIGIN OH MY GOD I NEED TO TROLL PEOPLE). That's why you're an extremist.

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    220. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it isn't ready? Got it.

    221. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I understand that you're very confused about this object, as are many people who actually study it rather than just troll online. But let me respond to that last sentence:

      Initially, Oumuamua was announced as comet C/2017 U1 (PANSTARRS) based on a strongly hyperbolic trajectory. In an attempt to confirm any cometary activity, very deep stacked images were taken at the Very Large Telescope later the same day, but the object showed no presence of a coma. Accordingly, the object was renamed A/2017 U1, becoming the first comet ever to be re-designated as an asteroid. Once it was identified as an interstellar object, it was designated 1I/2017 U1, the first member of a new class of objects.

      It was classified as a comet. Then it was re-classified as an asteroid, because it didn't look like a comet. That's never happened. Then it was re-classified as the first member of a new class. Obviously that's never happened either.

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    222. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

      You are a nut.

    223. Re:Interstellar probe? by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      Its the Ring Builders sending their protomolecule to our solar system to open a new stable wormhole to the Slow Zone.

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    224. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm amazed that you aren't embarrassed by what you're posting.

    225. Re:Interstellar probe? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Actually hammers became powered by water or animals, then steam, then gas, then electricity, and now are controlled by computers and robots if useful.

      So...yeah.

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    226. Re: Interstellar probe? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Nope, you are an idiot.

      1) Typing a degree is really had on most keyboards. Everyone recognizes "C" as Celsius unless used in a much different context
      2) Are you fucking serious?
      3) Every physicist will drop the "in a vacuum" part because it is understood.

      Quit trying to sound smart when you are just trying to me a pedant and failing badly.

      He is just trying to b e a pedant.

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    227. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Constant acceleration of 1g would get you out of earth's gravity well. A force of 1g requires a mass equal to the earth. 1g is not a small amount of force to generate constantly.

    228. Re: Interstellar probe? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Actually, nobody is posting anything. They are submitting, and electronically at that.

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    229. Re:Interstellar probe? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      We have nuclear powered ion drives (electricity accelerates ions much faster than chemical rockets, so need much less mass.)

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    230. Re:Interstellar probe? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      What's the difference between an automated space factory and an automated ground factory? Cost, and you can't use rubber seals (which is non-trivial).

      There's also the minor difference of being either in freefall or on a body with different acceleration due to gravity than Earth.

    231. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's saying they already haven't? They might've decided were a stain and sent a missile in our way already. Remember, it was supposed to be impossible for heavier than air machines to fly?

    232. Re:Interstellar probe? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Awww, we're not friends any more? Was it something I said? Was it because I called out your bullshit? Frowny face.

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    233. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. We currently can't rule out existence of a technological civilization on any known potentially habitable exoplanet. We're just on the cusp of being able to measure their atmospheric compositions (which is also how we will first detect the presence of extrasolar life - oxygen is a dead giveaway). Normal radio chatter, even if the aliens were to use clean radio broadcast communications like we did a few decades ago, is too weak for us to detect at this distance. We could possibly, barely, maybe detect an intentional signal that was designed to get our attention (i.e. if they used a huge Arecibo-style dish to send it directly at us, and we were looking at them with another big radio telescope at the right time).

    234. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking too human-centric. The existence of life on Earth has been detectable for hundreds of millions of years, and the biosphere is an incredibly fascinating subject to study for anyone with the least bit of curiosity. For an advanced civilization, the presence of apes that build fires would be just a footnote.

    235. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Suck my balls.

      Grow up indeed

      I see something growing ... eek!

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    236. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I feel with you.

      Well, I keep notes ... but they are hard to read when sober. And it is always so strangely bright, it hurts my head.

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    237. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there are two of those "binary guys", and the other one often makes moronic posts :D However in the case of this one it actually took me a while to grasp that he is basically simply teasing everyone.

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    238. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Unless you have a weird definition of a comet, it is not a comet. Comets are what popular media used to call "dirty snow balls". They consist mostly out of various frozen gases, aka "ice". Just because it came from beyond the Kuiper belt or even out of or beyond the Oort Cloud, does not make it a comet.

      This thing was rocky and/or metallic, hence it is an asteroid/planetoid. Unless you want to have a weird definition for them to and claim they only exist in the asteroid belt or as trojans to bigger planets.

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    239. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I wished slashdot would add "likes" on top of moderation, ... I would give you a funny one :D

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    240. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      10,000 years ago the planet had not even a million humans. So no, there was nothing to detect till perhaps the 1800. But Your basic argument is right.

      but considering that we developed ability to detect plants in the past couple decades,
      We will not be able to detect plants in other solar systems for a long while. However we will be able to make spectral analysis of exo planets atmospheres. Finding Oxygen is a strong indicator for plant and other life.

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    241. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      a little bit of extra carbon in the atmosphere would hardly have been very different from events like large volcanic eruptions.
      Depends. If you make "a picture" to analyze the spectrum of the atmosphere, once a year, you clearly see if there is a spike caused by a volcano or a upward trend caused by industrialization.

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    242. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      So you don't know that life works against entropy?
      Do actually know what "entropy" is/means?

      In case you struggle to grasp it: drop a cube of sugar into a glass of water. "Eventually" all sugar molecules will ne distributed evenly in the glass of water. That is entropy. And now show us why this prevents immortal single cell organisms to exist.

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    243. Re:Interstellar probe? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Aging is caused by replication errors, damage, etc.

      So basically entropy...

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    244. Re:Interstellar probe? by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he got you on that one.. Hammers certainly did not stagnate, you simply picked one branch of hammer development and declared it was mature...

      Head over to a steel foundry.. You'll see a whole lot of fancy hammers.

    245. Re:Interstellar probe? by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      640k should be enough for anyone.

      Except nobody ever said that.

    246. Re:Interstellar probe? by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      and would prove once and for all this blue marble is one of many and that others are out there trying to grow and expand their knowledge

      No, it would prove there are 2 marbles.. That's it.. Discovering a spacecraft only proves there is 1 more place with life.

    247. Re:Interstellar probe? by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      Right. Like I said: my first computer had 64kb of memory and my current one has 16GB.

      You are a fucking idiot.

    248. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just need selv sealing stembolts

      Ask around on ds9

    249. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot do it, therefore it's impossible. You certainly have a high opinion of yourself.

    250. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're trolling because you're insisting on presenting this false dichotomy as fact when you know it isn't.

    251. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a giant alien anal probe

    252. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My computer has had 32GB ram in the Last 3 years

      My commodore 16 has 16kb

      That is an increase of about ...
      2000000 times

      So yes, everything is possible ....within the laws of gravity

    253. Re:Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, why do you think it is hard to build a probe that can travel at an appreciable percentage of the speed of light? Even a constant acceleration of just 1g would get you to relativistic speeds during interstellar travel.

      The energy required to achieve that sustained acceleration for even a relatively small mass, say a small probe or satellite, is absolutely enormous. Where is that energy going to come from, even assuming that you have a propulsion system that will produce a constant 1G acceleration? And even if you could reach that speed imagine the consequences of striking even a grain of dust traveling at that speed. The energy released by such an impact would probably rival a small nuclear weapon.

    254. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The illuminati has already sent out a UFO to greet the alien probe... Schhhhh... Its a secret

    255. Re: Interstellar probe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much memory did your computer have again? I forget

    256. Re:Interstellar probe? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You seem to overlook that these get more and more specialized and lose general applicability.

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    257. Re:Interstellar probe? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Entropy is not evenly distributed.m

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    258. Re:Interstellar probe? by bcwright · · Score: 1

      That depends on the nature of the eruptions - not all of them are explosive eruptions like the famous ones at Mt. Vesuvius or Mt. St. Helens; some are long-term eruptions such as are often typical on Hawaii or Iceland, where the eruptions often go on for many years or even decades. This would be much harder to distinguish from low-level industrialization such as was typical through about the end of the 19th Century. It probably wouldn't be completely convincing until you observed radio waves such as began to be produced about the beginning of the 20th Century.

    259. Re:Interstellar probe? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      True, did not think about Hawaii etc. Nevertheless they are dwarfed by the industrial output.

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    260. Re:Interstellar probe? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You seem to overlook that these get more and more specialized and lose general applicability.

      Nothing is lost, because all the other kinds of hammers still exist. And we're still inventing new hammers all the time, even for hand use, but mostly for power hammers. The last truly new kind of hammer I can think of having been invented was the plastic dead-blow hammer, but I'm not a hammer expert.

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    261. Re:Interstellar probe? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Getting a probe to that speed is a problem for us, yes. That's not to say it's not a possibility given appropriate technology. Again, though, this thing is just a rock.

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    262. Re:Interstellar probe? by sinij · · Score: 1

      Oxygen and methane in atmosphere are indicators of life (that we recognize).

    263. Re:Interstellar probe? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Considering the fastest we could propel something 100 years ago was about 1000kph. We've already increased our max speed of launching something by 560* in a century.

      Going up another 190* is not that much when you consider all of future human history, and, in space there is no friction so it makes increasing that speed easier than it is here on earth. We haven't even TRIED to hit a max speed in space yet.

      190x is nothing when we really sit down to try and move fast (and have all of future history to do it.

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  3. Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by dryriver · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hacktivist group Anonymous posted this video on Youtube ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ) just 19 hours ago. Its about the mysterious, only partly-excavated Göbeklitepe ruins in Turkey. Anonymous claims that this site, like the Giza Pyramids, is perfectly aligned with certain star constellations, and that strange repeating radio signals from those stars - picked up by radio telescopes - appear to be aimed at the still not fully excavated structures at Göbeklitepe. Mysterious stuff indeed.

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    1. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next up, postings from Infowars, Drudge, Dailykos, and Trump's tweets!

    2. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by dryriver · · Score: 1

      Because YOU - who has access to maybe 15% or less of the total physics knowhow required to understand how the ENTIRE universe in all its vast complexity functions - KNOW for certain that NOTHING outside of what YOU know or deem possibly can POSSIBLY exist? Thank God that you are NOT a scientist! You'd probably keep claiming "We know EVERYTHING there is to know about the Universe now!" and then sit around doing coffee all day. Troll!

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    3. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    4. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by dryriver · · Score: 1

      Explain - with mathematical proof please - the repeating radio signals from space that are being reported everywhere. Go on. Explain them right under this post, Mr. I-Know-Everything!

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    5. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, reality check here, plus my bullshit detector just melted.

      You do not 'aim' radio signals at "Göbeklitepe" or the pyramids. If you can do that, then you're local (in terms of less than a couple of hundered km). From another star, you get to aim at more than a solar system. You cannot aim at a 'structure' on a rotating planet in space. That's just utter *bollocks*.

      Put your tin hat back on and fuck off.

    6. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I can't. There aren't any natural sources of repeating electromagnetic waves in the Universe (except Aliens and pulsars and neutron stars that we know of). It must be the Aliens.

    7. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've heard of "pulsars" (later figured out to be rotating neutron stars)? -- discovered via their repeating radio signals from space, for a while no one knew what their natural origin was either.

    8. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by dryriver · · Score: 1

      So you cannot calculate where a certain point on a rotating earth will be on a certain date and aim a signal at it? Civilizations other than us must be pretty damn incompetent then. Idiots who aim their radio signals at random shit in other parts of the universe. HA HA HA HA. LMAO!

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    9. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by dryriver · · Score: 1

      You are correct of course, sir. Earth MUST be the only inhabited planet with intelligent life in the huge motherfucking universe we exist in. The radio signals clearly came from a farting Pulsar. The pulsar had too much Diet Coke with the burger and fries.

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    10. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Explain - with mathematical proof please - the repeating radio signals from space that are being reported everywhere. Go on. Explain them right under this post, Mr. I-Know-Everything!

      Pulsars?

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    11. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Why MUST Earth be the only inhabited planet with intelligent life in the huge motherfucking universe we exist in? I don't understand your logic. Oh wait, you don't have any.

    12. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      You are correct of course, sir. Earth MUST be the only inhabited planet with intelligent life in the huge motherfucking universe we exist in. The radio signals clearly came from a farting Pulsar. The pulsar had too much Diet Coke with the burger and fries.

      I think you are putting words in 110010001000's mouth. He didn't say anything about there not being aliens. I think it's more that he is suggesting that if you are getting archeological/cosmological information from Anonymous in a random youtube video, you might as well be getting that info from this guy.

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    13. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KNOW for certain that NOTHING outside of what YOU know or deem possibly can POSSIBLY exist? Thank God that you are NOT a scientist! You'd probably keep claiming "We know EVERYTHING there is to know about the Universe now!" and then sit around doing coffee all day. Troll!

      God doesn't exist.

    14. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      So you cannot calculate where a certain point on a rotating earth will be on a certain date

      Yes, you can.

      and aim a signal at it?

      With existing technology and knowledge of physics, no. As far as I am aware there is nothing that could maintain a pinpoint directional beam over interstellar distances. Anything "aimed" at that precise point would be indistinguishable from something "aimed" anywhere else in the solar system.

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    15. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by dryriver · · Score: 1

      All of your posts on this news story - scroll up, you'll see them - basically make FUN of any notion that ANYTHING we encounter in space MAY be the doings of a civilization other than us. How do YOU know so much about the massive fucking universe we live in? There is CRAPLOADS of stuff in the universe that we either do not understand fully yet, or understand in an incomplete way only, or have not even come across yet. One more time, how do YOU know how EVERYTHING in the big fucking universe that we are tiny part of functions? You do not. Keep making fun of everyone though. It makes you appear really smart.

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    16. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple, there aren't radio signals being reported from everywhere coming from space. That's just what the Illuminati want you to think. It's all a government conspiracy see. Kind of like how the government won't let you go to Antarctica because it would prove that the world is flat.

      Psh, you're so naive. Radio signals from space! Next you'll be telling me those trails from airplanes are just natural condensation and deny that truth that the government is constantly spaying chemicals in the air. /sarcasm (you'd think this wouldn't be needed, but this is the internet)

    17. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you are listening to a radio, in your vehicle for example, are you the only one in the entire world receiving that station?

    18. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      St Paul was correct. The universe is evil and thus vapid ... no alien smarty-pants ... no Princess Leia ... no Matrix ... no sand-worms or Romulans. Just very big nothing forever. Excepting this eyeblink spaceship earth. Suck it down bitch.

    19. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Sun emits visible light. My light bulb emits visible light. Therefore the Sun is a light bulb.

      QED

      Another Space Nutter victory!

    20. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radio signals aimed at a building on earth huh thats pretty fancy stuff

    21. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Good point. Why am I making fun of people who are suggesting it is aliens instead of a comet? Christ, who am I? Mr Know-it-all? I need to investigate this more before I shoot off my big mouth. I'm off to Youtube to find out some facts.

    22. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Göbekli tepe is THE most interesting archeological site discovered in the last century. There are so many strange and fascinating things about it that it boggles the mind, but to add alien conspiracy theories to it is simply bullshit, as usual.

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    23. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by mukinrestak · · Score: 1

      Please read up on beam divergence. You absolutely can aim a signal at gobshiteklepe, but if you do it from another star system your signal will be hitting the whole planet.

    24. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by gtall · · Score: 1

      Now now, Spaceboy. If your scientific information is coming from Anonymous, then you have bigger problems than "mysterious stuff".

    25. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that the reported repeating radio signals (both of them) emanate from two different galaxies 8-12 billion light-years away. So unless Einstein was right out to lunch, the signals were sent before this solar system was a figment in the Milky way's cosmic eye. If there is intelligent life out there, better hope it's in our galaxy or for all intents and purposes, it may as well not exist. Unfortunately, for life in our galaxy, we have to deal withe the "Angels or Cave-men" conundrum. Any intelligent entities will either be much older or younger then humanity. Older, leads to them being extinct, re-evolving (see cave-men) or effectively Angels. Younger means we find them when we are travelling space, and they are early in their development, and are likely cave-men.

    26. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      How did they point a structure that rests on a planet with a wobbly rotation that circulates in an elliptical orbit around a moving star at ANYTHING in the universe?

      If I'm spinning on a merry-go-round that's on moving railroad car, my rifle laying on the floor is not aiming at a passing deer if the muzzle happens to cross the general direction of the animals location.

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    27. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by meglon · · Score: 1

      I'm going to suggest you switch to decaffeinated. it will help. Your posts make you out to be a ranting conspiracy theory nutcase, and what you posted originally doesn't help your case.

      Every site, building, blade of grass on the planet is aligned perfectly with something in the sky....doesn't mean shit other than 2 points always line up. If these "repeating radios signals" were aimed at Göbeklitepe (and only Göbeklitepe), then Göbeklitepe would be the only place they could be discovered. Tell me again how many radio telescopes are at the archeological dig at Göbeklitepe? Zero? Got it.

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    28. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, plate tectonics says "no, you can't", over long enough timescales, unless you can suddenly predict the when, where, and how large of earthquakes occurring over that time is. (Large earthquakes change the earth's angular momentum.)

    29. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Anonymous claims that this site, like the Giza Pyramids, is perfectly aligned with certain star constellations

      The Giza Pyramids are arranged with the smaller one slightly to the south of a line drawn between the two bigger ones. The stars in Orion's belt are arranged with the one which is supposed to correspond to the smallest pyramid slight to the north of a line drawn between the other two. So to make this fit, you have to rotate the pyramids 180 degrees.

      The 180 degree rotation we have to do today to match the pyramids up with Orion's belt is not what ancient Egyptians would have seen. The Earth precesses, like a spinning top slowly changes the direction it's pointing. So the Earth's North pole was pointed at a different point in the sky when these pyramids were built. Unless the Egyptians also knew about precession and decided, "hey, let's line up these pyramids so that people 4500 years in the future will see them perfectly match with Orion's belt," it's not an exact 180 degree flip. Calculations put the deviation at about 10 degrees between ancient stellar north and modern stellar North. So now we're dealing with an arbitrary rotation, not precisely 180 degrees.

      "Perfectly" aligning two objects is trivial if you're allowed to rotate and scale. Any two points can be rotated and scaled (zoomed in or out) to "line up" with any two other points. So all we're seeing with this alignment is a coincidental alignment of one object with one star, not three objects with three stars. (If you look at that alignment pic and rotate it slightly counterclockwise and shrink it a bit so the two bigger pyramids are precisely lined up with the lower stars, then the third pyramid no longer falls on the third star.) The three stars in Orion's belt are among the 100 brightest, so it would seem to be an extraordinary coincidence that these line up so well with the Giza Pyramids to within a few arc-minutes, even after rotating and scaling. Roughly 1 in 10 million given how big the sky is. Divide that by the 100 brightest stars and it's a 1 in 100,000 coincidence. However, you also have to factor in that there are over 100 pyramids, with nearly half of them tightly clustered just south of Cairo. So now the 1 in 100,000 coincidence drops to a 1 in 2,000 coincidence.

      I think you can safely say that there are well over 2,000 famous archaeological sites throughout the world. So you would actually expect that a few of these ancient sites will line up with the brightest star constellations (after rotating and scaling) completely by coincidence. In fact it would be more extraordinary if none of them aligned with any constellations.

    30. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      How can you aim a signal from a distant star at a particular spot on Earth?

    31. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      it's not an exact 180 degree flip.
      Of course it is not. 180degrees would be on the other side of the planet ... perhaps it is 18 ... but I doubt it.

      Unless the Egyptians also knew about precession and decided,
      Of course they knew ... everybody in ancient times knew it, Sumerians, Akkadier etc.

      so it would seem to be an extraordinary coincidence that these line up so well with the Giza Pyramids to within a few arc-minutes, even after rotating and scaling.
      Why do you think it is a coincident, when everyone knows: it is not?

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    32. Re:Anonymous Just Uploaded An "Expose" As Well by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You absolutely can aim a signal at gobshiteklepe, but if you do it from another star system your signal will be hitting the whole planet.
      Obviously!! But you fail to grasp: the parent knows that you an only receive the signal at Goebli-Dingsbums, because it shields the rest of the planet from the signal!!
      Sigh, that was easy again :P

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  4. (r)evolution guaranteed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a few crooks & nannies & back on course we gravitate.. from self replicating self schoolers all the way to trysexual lottery winners, we remain unchosen, perfect balance unavailable.. subject to the whims of the self appointed golden monkeys.. who continue to believe we were created (the hymen wars/auctions) in their own image of us, to serve them.. cease fire stand down, mom help us.. spiritual bankruptcy is the worst kind? censorship sucks.. invasion of privacy is lowball on several levels.. better days ahead..

  5. It is a fucking comet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.space.com/41015-interstellar-visitor-oumuamua-comet-after-all.html

    1. Re: It is a fucking comet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because science said it doesnâ(TM)t make it so. It was never confirmed. Itâ(TM)s still a UFO.

    2. Re:It is a fucking comet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This leaves the remaining explanation that 'Oumuamua is propelled partially by gas, which would indicate that it is a comet.

      Our own interplanetary probes are "propelled partially by gas," so they must be comets.

      As the title article suggests, the only way one can reach this conclusion is to rule out intelligent sources as a possibility, which is not science.

    3. Re:It is a fucking comet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The claim that it was a comet is only supported by the acceleration as it moved away from the Sun.
      The claim is that this is due to "outgassing" of frozen material that was heated by the Sun, but there was no visual evidence of this, i.e. the comet tail.

      When we look at comets from our local system we see that they orbit the Sun and make close passes, which heat them enough to release material forming the classic tail.

      In this case, we have an object that is from another solar system, that just "happens" to make a close pass of the Sun to slingshot itself out of the Solar System AND provide some of its own acceleration to allow it to continue on it's course. WITHOUT any visual evidence of a tail to support that conclusion.

      The author of the story talks about the odds of another solar system with similar enough relative velocity to allow the object to behave like this, but the odds for it to just happen across our solar system and just happen to hit the exact insertion into a slingshot orbit around the Sun and just happen to accelerate away from the Sun... opens the door to other explanations.

      I for one remember the end of Rendezvous with Rama, which was that they were not really interested in our solar system, they were just using the Sun to continue to their actual destination, because the Ramans always did things in threes. I hope that we have the capability to launch, intercept and explore the next one that passes through.

    4. Re:It is a fucking comet by Shaitan · · Score: 2

      There is absolutely no evidence of it being a comet, nothing new revealed there. They determined that it had to be propelled by gas and therefore declared it a comet but there was no evidence uncovered, they simply assumed this was the case despite lacking any tail or coma.

      This is more a case of how they want to label it than any sort of explanation or debunking.

  6. We know everything about space & physics by ripvlan · · Score: 0

    Based upon our deep and full understanding of space and physics - because this object doesn't fit into our solid understanding of space - it must therefore be an Alien.

    An alien that traveled for a million years to observe us. A very patient civilization. "oh look - that planet looks livable, let's go see it" And by the time they arrive we have progressed to having a whole cable channel devoted to science fiction.

    I suppose somebody needs to believe.

    1. Re:We know everything about space & physics by dryriver · · Score: 1

      Except that our "understanding of space and physics" may be INCOMPLETE to a degree that we cannot even CALCULATE. Seriously man, do you think that we will discover NOTHING NEW or mind-boggling about space and physics in the next 200 years or so? You do? Well, I guess then we ca completely shut down all Science related to space and phyics then, since we are DEAD CERTAIN that we KNOW EVERYTHING about the vast universe we exist in.

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    2. Re:We know everything about space & physics by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Wow.

    3. Re:We know everything about space & physics by es330td · · Score: 1

      Whisk(e)y takes long enough to mature that most master distillers will in their life times get to taste the end product of only a couple of batches from beginning to end. This does not stop them from doing their job; they simply accept that another will get to experience the one they cannot. I am not saying this is aliens or not-aliens but if a civilization can last for 100,000 years or more my guess is that some among them are capable of taking the really, really long view.

    4. Re:We know everything about space & physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that our "understanding of space and physics" may be INCOMPLETE to a degree that we cannot even CALCULATE. Seriously man, do you think that we will discover NOTHING NEW or mind-boggling about space and physics in the next 200 years or so? You do? Well, I guess then we ca completely shut down all Science related to space and phyics then, since we are DEAD CERTAIN that we KNOW EVERYTHING about the vast universe we exist in.

      We know the speed of light and that Einstein was likely correct with his special relativity theory. In which case, the speed information can move (information being anything such as mass, electrometric radiation or gravity waves) is subject to a physical speed limit.

    5. Re:We know everything about space & physics by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Our knowledge of gravity is still incomplete, but that will never change the fact that g = 9.8m/s^2. You don't need to know everything to know some basic indisputable facts. So far Einstein's theories have checked out through experimentation. Good for him, but bad for imagining Star Trek type travel.

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    6. Re:We know everything about space & physics by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I planted trees that only my daughters will get to cut and sell when they're 40. Even humans can take a long view.

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    7. Re:We know everything about space & physics by discord23 · · Score: 1

      Except that our "understanding of space and physics" may be INCOMPLETE to a degree that we cannot even CALCULATE

      Oh come on, as much as I'd like it to be aliens who'll come along any day now and force us to mate endlessly, the odds of it being aliens from a statistical point of view are near zero. I mean, honestly, which is more likely here? It being a rock undergoing some physical process we don't quite understand and therefor not ending up in the trajectory we expected or an alien probe cleverly disguised as a rock sent here to scout planets for habitability by a civilization that has not only mastered interstellar travel, but has such long term goals on its agenda that it would take hundreds if not thousands of generations before actually getting a single result? Which of these requires the least amount of leaps of faith?

      we will discover NOTHING NEW or mind-boggling about space and physics in the next 200 years

      It's hard to predict what we'll do in 200 years, but my guess is we'll find a fuckton of things we haven't seen yet, revise our model of the universe, maybe we'll even develop some sort of hyper efficient engine making a trip to Mars similar to a flight to another continent, who knows? Statistically speaking, even my wildest dreams are much more likely than aliens.

      we are DEAD CERTAIN that we KNOW EVERYTHING about the vast universe we exist in

      We don't know everything, but we can take pretty good guesses about how likely it is that an alien civilization built a probe to look like a rock which would then go on a several thousand years interstellar journey and remain functional enough during that time to accelerate away from us as fast as it could, and report to the homebase "No intelligent life here".

      I'm not saying it can't be aliens. Who knows, maybe Zorg will show up in a few years and build a harem of concubines of the attractive humans and use the rest as cattle for the new Manburger (tm) or enslave us all to work in the salt mines of Vednor 3. It's just extremely unlikely. If I were an alien race I'd ram that probe right into the planet and get rid of a potential threat to my galactic souvereignty, but that's just me... If that would have happened, I'm sure I would've said "Huh, what are the odds" in my final moments before burning my books on logic and statistics as a warning to those who'd survive the onslaught.

      Unless we get some really convincing arguments that this rock isn't a rock without a giant leap of faith, it's just gonna be a rock. A damn interesting one, but still... just a rock.

    8. Re:We know everything about space & physics by meglon · · Score: 1

      Still saying: switch to decaffeinated. Also probably should say: read what people post, not what the voices inside your head are telling you the person posted.

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    9. Re:We know everything about space & physics by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      You correctly detected my sarcasm.

  7. Token by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “I don’t think it’s aliens, but...”

    1. Re:Token by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like a rock to me... A weird shaped one, but just a rock.

      IF it looks like a duck, acts like a duck and sounds like a duck....

  8. He seems a bit salty by MaSeKind · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that people don't want to just agree this was aliens. I'm all for it being aliens. In fact I hope it was and they either invade (soon please) or just come and visit. We need some crazy shit to shake things up here on Earth. But with our very limited knowledge of the universe this might just be a common type of asteroid or something we've not encountered before.

    1. Re:He seems a bit salty by Gaxx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He seems a bit salty that people don't want to just agree this was aliens.

      I think it's a bit more complicated than that. I think he is upset that his hypothesis isn't being given any credence, even at the level of hypothesis. Which, I think, might be fair.

      It is also entirely reasonable that the scientific community is extremely reluctant to be seen giving the hypothesis any real credence. Unfortunately, UFO and panspermia crackpots have poisoned that well.

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    2. Re:He seems a bit salty by jythie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Which I can not blame him for. The actual paper was not all that sensational, but it caught the press's attention and I think that has tainted the scientific community's view of it, which must be very frustrating.

    3. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is also entirely reasonable that the scientific community is extremely reluctant to be seen giving the hypothesis any real credence.

      To quote Christopher Hitchens: That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

    4. Re:He seems a bit salty by MaSeKind · · Score: 1

      Yeah it was a bit unfair of me to say he's salty cause people don't think it was aliens. It's like you said, the fact that people won't even accept the possibility of it being aliens is what is upsetting him. The sad thing is that because UFOs and aliens have become crackpot conspiracy topics, the more he talks about it being possibly alien, the more people will think he is crazy even though his hypothesis is as valid as any other. But kudos to him for sticking to his hypothesis. Hopefully he'll be able to go "I told you so" and rub it in people's faces one day. If we're all busy dying from alien blaster fire it might not be the best time, but hey, being right while Mars Attacks is still being right :)

    5. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Amongst laypeople, there is a common dichotomy that, for any given statment, one either 1) agrees, 2) disagrees. However, there is a third option that is much less common, in my experience, whether or not a person has expertise on a matter: 3) cannot find strong evidence to the contrary, thus withholding judgement while still entertaining the possibility.

      However, option 3 is *incredibly common* amongst scientists. It is therefore entirely appropriate to discuss X *as though X were true*, whether or not one agrees with X, as long as there is a non-vanishing *possibility* that X is true. In other words, agreement that Oumuamua is alien is not necessary to discuss the matter as though it were alien. It need only be possible that it is alien.

      So, he is salty that people pick option 2, but would be equally salty if people picked option 1. There is simply insufficient evidence for many claims about Oumuamua, since there was precious little time to study it. Thus, the scientific thing to do is to withhold judgement. However, withholding judgement doesn't imply burying one's head in the sand. "Suppose it is aliens.... then what?" is absolutely a line of scientific inquiry. For example, it may be the case that the "aliens" hypothesis predicts certain things that don't hold up under scrutiny. However, in order to find any such predictions, one must consider the implications of the "aliens" hypothesis, which is what he is here doing.

    6. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need people who aren't afraid to rock the boat. Humanity will only evolve at the speed of popular opinion otherwise. Our technology has outpaced the speed of popular opinion and people's ability to comprehend new facts. There are countless things we could be doing but we're held back by today's ideologies.

    7. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did make a comparison between dark matter theories and his probe theory, according to this interview. Evidence of the effects of dark matter are much easier to found that the evidence for alien civilizations. He is basically complaining that a million is a larger number than a number that is most likely zero.

    8. Re: He seems a bit salty by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Propose experiments that could verify or falsify his theory

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    9. Re:He seems a bit salty by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Which is more likely? We are wrong about the possibility of asteroid ejection from solar systems, asteroid shapes, orbital mechanics and speed of ejected asteroids - or we don't know the trick to send a probe through interstellar space?

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    10. Re:He seems a bit salty by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      hypothesis any real credence

      Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. He has not provided any. There are some very minor anomalies only. Which is why he is being laughed off.

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    11. Re: He seems a bit salty by MaSeKind · · Score: 1

      Ah well that's why it's a hypothesis, and not a theory.
      Granted it's not an actual scientific hypothesis yet because there is currently no way of doing any experiments for it, but it's still a valid hypothesis.

    12. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And its not just that paper. The well has been poisoned for a very long time. I'm sure pre-roswell scientists would have been more willing to entertain a serious hypothesis about it. And as a layman he seems to have a serious one. Omuamua is fucking weird and doesn't do what it should. The article doesn't even mention all of the weird things. Its estimated density is all wrong too. And the data would seem to fit a spacecraft better. But nut jobs have ruined it so professional scientists will never publicly bring up aliens unless its really painfully obvious its aliens.

    13. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is a technical mindset, which should be very familiar to anyone here on /.

      He's using the exact same methodology he'd use for any other scientific problem or investigation. In his mind, this "cannot be wrong". OK, fair enough.

      The problem is, this methodology suggested aliens (or possibly, 'aliens are a plausible explanation'). You can't just suggest aliens on that basis. It erodes your credibility and makes you a target for crackpots, jokesters and conspiracy theorists. Sorry, even if this guy has a spotless record, he's a serious scientist, his credentials are impeccable, you can't just suggest aliens.

      For someone to suggest aliens, you'd better have something more than 'a peculiar angular momentum' and 'an unusual visitor from interstellar space'. No, 'weird shape', 'unusual reflectivity', and even 'possible changes in acceleration' aren't enough. Nowhere near enough.

      For someone to suggest aliens, you'd better have the alien in hand. Or a ship. Or a message in an alien language. Or something that could only be constructed by an alien hand, by an alien mind. Short of that, what you do is investigate, all the while denying that you suspect aliens. Seriously, you have to actively subvert the "I'm not saying it was aliens, but It Was Aliens" meme.

      This guy missed the sociological context of his work. It's a natural mistake, understandable for someone to do that. It's still a mistake though.

    14. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are wrong about the possibility of asteroid ejection from solar systems, asteroid shapes, orbital mechanics and speed of ejected asteroids - or we don't know the trick to send a probe through interstellar space?

      At one point we were wrong about every one of those and continue to find more ways to be wrong, or more accurately, discovering new things of which Pluto is an example. And we already sent probes that ended up in the interstellar space.

      I'm sure people would be much more enthusiastic about his theory given few conditions: we would have already found life in the seas of Jovian moons or simple life in Enceladus, we had the means of visiting Oumuamua and the trajectory of Oumuamua would show such deviations from the hyperbolic trajectory, or even imply a purpose, that it would be talked about in public by more than one astronomer.

        That said, it's good that people are speculating and calculating the possible origins of the object. Too bad we can't visit it for samples to find if it really is a fuselage or part of one from an ancient space battle fought millions of years ago in a system far away.

    15. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote Christopher Hitchens: That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

      Only when there are two idiots in a conversation.

    16. Re:He seems a bit salty by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Seriously? I need to consider an entirely fabricated civilization located somewhere far away, at some time long ago, with some projected interests, technical abilities and wealth over "We got no idea."?

      He got exactly the response that suggestion deserved. Amused bemusement. Unless he can give some links to information supporting the above, it's no better than "God dunnit."

      And no, circular logic does not suffice.

    17. Re:He seems a bit salty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt he's all that upset that mainstream (astro)physics is ignoring him. Who wants to be associated with pseudo-science? And I bet a lot of his peers consider this paper to be bad science. Which is a sort of Catch-22. In order to be taken seriously, the paper needs critical (peer reviewed/published) analysis, but no one wants to take it seriously, especially after he went to the media (or they hunted him down and he stupidly let his ego out). If he's upset at anything, it should be in his own bad judgement and its result: a dramatic injury to his scientific reputation.

    18. Re:He seems a bit salty by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
      No they don't. They just require "ordinary" evidence like anything else ...

      Which is why he is being laughed off. No one is laughing about him, except /. trolls like you. He is a very respected scientist.

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    19. Re: He seems a bit salty by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      >Granted it's not an actual scientific hypothesis yet because there is currently no way of doing any experiments for it, but it's still a valid hypothesis

      That does not make any sense to me.

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  9. Have Aliens Found Us? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Have Aliens Found Us? Maybe, but if they have Oumuamua has got nothing to do with them in all possibility.

    Any species capable of sending Oumuamua towards us would almost certainly have the means to send a more efficient craft towards us. Unless they were trying to hide from our detection; and if they were trying to hide from our detection they would have had a better means of hiding from us.

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    1. Re:Have Aliens Found Us? by es330td · · Score: 1

      Any species capable of sending Oumuamua towards us would almost certainly have the means to send a more efficient craft towards us.

      They may *today*. They may not have when this was launched. My 100 year old grandmother remembered when the first car came to her town. In her lifetime people went from literal horsepower to walking on the moon. Pretty sure we are going to one day think "I remember when..." in reference to some technology about which we currently have no clue.

    2. Re:Have Aliens Found Us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As most do, a lot of assumptions here. I'll make some too.

      For all we know, if Oumuamua was an alien probe, the species that sent it could have done their best with what they had. They could have, excuse me, would have almost certainly sent us a more efficient craft, if they had one. They may have even destroyed their world(s) before being able to send a better craft....or, it's still on the way! Alien Death Deliverer on it's way! We are doomed! Kiss your spouse and your ass goodbye!

      To be fair, they could be scared of us. Humanity does not appear to be a huge success at anything, except f'ing things up. Let's change that.

      pitter patter.

    3. Re:Have Aliens Found Us? by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      They may *today*. They may not have when this was launched. My 100 year old grandmother remembered when the first car came to her town. In her lifetime people went from literal horsepower to walking on the moon. Pretty sure we are going to one day think "I remember when..." in reference to some technology about which we currently have no clue.

      My point is, if you can launch something the size of Oumuamua, you're likely to have the technology to send something smaller. Something smaller would be less likely to have collisions with other objects, and use much less energy to launch at such speeds.

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    4. Re:Have Aliens Found Us? by jythie · · Score: 1

      Within the paper's suggestion though. Oumuamua would be mostly light sail, which doesn't really scale down since the surface area is the important part.

    5. Re:Have Aliens Found Us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aliens!!!....Quick we need to build a wall around the Earth! Trump should put the US Space Force to work on it immediately.

  10. Attention Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take us to your leader! But not Orange Screaming Man.

    We will Exterminate Humanity if you prove you are not sapient.

  11. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking that it won't be long until CNN or other "News" outlets report that President Trump has a bat boy love child. Way too many of you are going to believe it.

    How big will your hissy fit be? It's gonna be YUUUUGE

    1. Re: Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah it will be a herd of screaming bat children with glittering fangs and small hands like trump

  12. Perhaps Loeb read the books by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    It's not like this wasn't foretold. All Loeb had to do was read the three books by Arthur C. Clarke (two co-written with Gentry Lee).

    The problem is, we didn't have any spacecraft able to intercept the object and have people land on it when they found the docking port. We missed our first opportunity with alien technology.

    Now we'll have to wait until the next one comes round and answers some of our questions. We need to get ready now so when the next opportunity presents itself, it won't be wasted.

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    1. Re:Perhaps Loeb read the books by meglon · · Score: 1

      Hopefully we can get those 5g robot doctors to work better by then.

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    2. Re:Perhaps Loeb read the books by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      What about the medical arms which eviscerated the commander? Who would have thought putting useless commands into the queue could be so deadly?

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  13. Catch up? by Dahlgil · · Score: 1

    It's traveling fast, but I don't think so fast that a probe couldn't catch up with it if launched in the not too distant future. Could this object be strange enough to be worth pursuing? Even if the object is "natural", it could be an amazing target to investigate for all kinds of other reasons.

    1. Re:Catch up? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      This comet is 33000000 km away and traveling at 160000km/h. How fast would the probe have to be to catch up? What is the fastest probe we can construct?

    2. Re:Catch up? by Dahlgil · · Score: 1

      There's some info on the Wikipedia page regarding this. Seems feasible.

    3. Re:Catch up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't travel in the plane of our solar system. Which means we can't use gravity assist to speed up a probe to catch up with it.

    4. Re:Catch up? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      OK, so how long did the geniuses on Wikipedia say it would take?

    5. Re:Catch up? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 2

      Yes you could, but your probe will initially be headed not-straight-at it. Then you accelerate around Jupiter (or something), out of the plane, and now you're on an intercept course. You can gravity-assist to leave the solar system in any direction.

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    6. Re:Catch up? by Dahlgil · · Score: 1

      A long time.

  14. Ancient Sumerians believed their gods were aliens by js290 · · Score: 2

    Ancient Sumerians believed their gods were aliens. https://youtu.be/L3ogy-pqvKQ

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  15. Idiots by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The New Yorker: Your explanation of why 'Oumuamua might be an interstellar probe may be hard for laypeople to understand.

    That's because it's bullshit.

    We see the solar system and we can calculate at what rate it ejected rocks during its history. And if we assume all planetary systems around other stars are doing the same thing, we can figure out what the population of interstellar objects should be. That calculation results in a lot of possibilities, but the range is much less than needed to explain the discovery of 'Oumuamua.

    It's a single event. The error bars around any single event are enormous if you are going to use it to infer a population. Additionally these sorts of objects are rather hard to see so it's hardly shocking that we haven't seen a LOT of them. Furthermore there is a lot of stuff in our solar system we know we cannot yet see and we're discovering new stuff all the time.

    When you look at all the stars in the vicinity of the sun, they move relative to the sun, the sun moves relative to them, but only one in five hundred stars in that frame is moving as slow as 'Oumuamua. You would expect that most rocks would move roughly at the speed of the star they came from.

    Self defeating argument. Even if we take his 1/500 number at face value (we shouldn't) there are literally billions of stars in the Milky Way.

    And one of these facts is that it deviated from an orbit shaped by gravity while not showing any of the telltale signs of cometary outgassing activity.

    Bullshit it deviated from an orbit shaped by gravity. There is no evidence of this. And outgassing requires it be made of a material that would outgas. Rocks generally don't do much of that, nor do hunks of metal. It doesn't behave like a comet because it is not a comet. Duh...

    1. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's a single event.

      That's not how single events are interpreted in science. It's generally assumed the odds are more likely when you see a single event that that event is common. Because the odds of seeing something out of the ordinary are higher than seeing something rare.

      Go check the fossil record for example. Lots of conclusions made from finding individual fossils because it's assumed the odds of finding something are in proportion to how rare they are. Find one fossil you've never seen, it's more like than not a typical example of its species, not some exception.

      > Even if we take his 1/500 number at face value (we shouldn't) there are literally billions of stars in the Milky Way.

      See above. The odds are then 500 to 1 that we'd something like this.

      You're basically doing what he's complaining about. Ignoring the very real evidence with irrelevant BS.

      Work the math to prove your point. You likely won't be able to

    2. Re:Idiots by jythie · · Score: 1

      Ahm, it did deviate from the purely gravity shaped orbit. Something acted to speed it up slightly in a way that could not be accounted for by gravity alone.

    3. Re:Idiots by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Bullshit it deviated from an orbit shaped by gravity. There is no evidence of this. And outgassing requires it be made of a material that would outgas. Rocks generally don't do much of that, nor do hunks of metal. It doesn't behave like a comet because it is not a comet. Duh...

      Here, you seem to be just flat our wrong. This paper states "`Oumuamua showed deviations from a Keplerian orbit at a high statistical significance." Most of all this is only be talked about because it did deviate from motion described by gravity. Most likely, it's just outgassing. However, as you said, it's not a comet and we haven't found any sort of gas. Could also be some sort of radiation pressure from the sun, but once again, they haven't detected what could be the reflective surface. It's an odd duck and some people are getting papers published with odd ideas, however most of this is just because we never got a good look at it to begin with and probably never will.

    4. Re:Idiots by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's not a comet now, but who knows what it used to be? We sure don't. There's lots of other things it could be that aren't alien probes, and no evidence that it is one. One can't say "I can't explain this rock's trajectory, therefore aliens". Even playing with a 2D gravitational simulation shows that sometimes bodies are lost due to interactions with other bodies, and they depart systems on seemingly inexplicable trajectories if viewed from sufficient distance.

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    5. Re: Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those inferences apply to things we assume are natural. Find a dinosaur bone? Ok probably there was more than one because of how species work. Find the buried remains of the eiffle tower? Hmm...

      But even for man made things there is a population... There are multiple pyramids, skyscrapers, cars, airplanes, etc.

      It's possible to extrapolate from one observation but you won't know if you extrapolated correctly until you have more observations. It's just speculation. Probabilities don't prove anything, especially when they are derived from unrelated phenomena like looking at rocks in our own planet.

    6. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are among the many people responding with feelings rather than facts.

    7. Re:Idiots by sexconker · · Score: 1

      That's not how single events are interpreted in science. It's generally assumed the odds are more likely when you see a single event that that event is common.

      Holy shit, no.

    8. Re:Idiots by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Bullshit it deviated from an orbit shaped by gravity.
      It did.
      Hence this /. article and the many articles it links to.

      And outgassing requires it be made of a material that would outgas. Rocks generally don't do much of that
      Exactly
      Hence this /. article and the many articles it links to.

      Ah, I start repeating myself ...

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  16. Two things I would have liked to see from this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One... I would like to believe this is more of an interstellar cell tower. You know, something that can receive radio signals then communicate back home using another form of communication like quantum tunneling, subspace, insert cool communication sci-fi type here.
    Two, if it isn't an interstellar cell tower, we should have stuck a geocache on it or something. Hey... free ride to another place to say 'We were here!'

    1. Re:Two things I would have liked to see from this: by Calydor · · Score: 1

      So basically an alien Stingray? Interesting idea.

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    2. Re:Two things I would have liked to see from this: by NettiWelho · · Score: 1

      It might have as well been a sensor platform to allow for precision ultra-long range missile strike by ships still on approach.

  17. Proof it wasn't aliens by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    It didn't hit Buenos Aires. /s

    1. Re:Proof it wasn't aliens by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      It didn't hit Buenos Aires. /s

      The Bugs are still bracketing Earth. If there's another one that passes to the other side, then we are in trouble and they know where we are.

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  18. It WAS an alien probe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It WAS an alien probe.

    And it will report back that no intelligent life was found on Earth.

    1. Re:It WAS an alien probe by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      It WAS an alien probe.

      And it will report back that no intelligent life was found on Earth.

      Could it not detect the Whales?

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  19. How about... by skam240 · · Score: 1

    How about it came in through a worm hole, natural or artificially made, just outside our solar system?

    I'm not convinced that was an alien probe or anything but I don't think known travel speed restrictions disprove it being an alien probe. It only disproves it having come to our solar system by any means we currently use to move about which is a pretty easy conclusion to come to.

    In other words, if it's an alien probe of course it didn't travel here at sub light speeds.

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    1. Re:How about... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Oh I see. So it could be an alien probe that travelled through a theoretical wormhole which we can't detect. Or it could be a comet. No wonder people hate me here.

    2. Re:How about... by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      How about it came in through a worm hole, natural or artificially made, just outside our solar system?

      That would be pure speculative science fiction at the moment. There is no evidence that such a thing as a worm hole that can provide a passageway of matter over distance even exists, or COULD exist. Wormholes like that are purely fiction at the moment and anything that could transmit something like Oumuamua through it aren't even in the speculative sciences.

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    3. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People hate you because you're a boring asshole with no imagination. People like speculative science. Everyone knows it's almost definitely a comet, but it's new and different and interesting and so we like to think about the possibilities. You're just in here shitting on everything like a German sheise-porn star with a bad case of IBS who just removed a butt plug that's been stuck up there for the past week.

    4. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      People probably hate you because you're a condescending fuck-wit that can't stop using the same retarded straw-man argument in every thread. If you're going to be contradictory and asinine at least get creative.

    5. Re:How about... by skam240 · · Score: 1

      It's certainly incredibly unlikely it is an alien probe.

      As I stated before though, I am only saying that just because it couldn't have realistically gotten here under currently proven means of travel does not mean it can't possibly be an alien probe.

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    6. Re:How about... by skam240 · · Score: 1

      Einstein theorized their existence over a half century ago and they are still featured as possibilities in many models of the universe.

      Given this could a more advanced civilization possibly use one to send a probe to our solar system? Yes. Just like things that were once just "science fiction" for us are now reality today it is possible sending matter through a wormhole could be possible. Therefore, my core point stands that just because it really couldn't have traveled here under modes of travel we currently use doesn't mean it's impossible that it's an alien probe.

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    7. Re:How about... by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      FWIW I find your comments amusing and I would agree that jumping to the conclusion of "aliens omg" is inappropriate for slashdot even if it is a more exciting conclusion. Not everyone can tell if it's sensationalist discussion for the purposes of entertainment vs a likely theory.

    8. Re:How about... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's also inappropriate for Slashdot (at least, what Slashdot used to be) to dismiss discussion of ideas simply because they're unlikely. If you read, that's actually Loeb's point. I'm a bit surprised he's doubling down on the aliens hypothesis, but his real point is that there is value in thinking about unlikely possibilities scientifically.

      I find our binary friend amusing too, but his style is a bit sinister. He uses ridicule incite, but lots of people use ridicule to stifle discussion. Talk is cheap. Have a drink or light up a doobie and engage in some speculation. Sometimes it leads useful places.

    9. Re:How about... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      What the Space Nutters bleat out isn't "discussion". It is scifi drivel that they are convinced is really real. It is completely dismissive of all the hard work that REAL people put into building REAL probes that explore the solar system.T hey trot out their scifi crap and pretend it is real and wonder why NASA doesn't build interstellar starships and mine asteroids and colonize Mars. You know why they don't? It is because it is INCREDIBLY HARD or IMPOSSIBLE to do. Just because you can think of something, doesn't mean it is possible to do. EVER. Mommy never told them that. Scifi is fine, but stop pretending it is real and stop saying "well in the 1800s no one ever though humans can fly, but now look what we can do!". Complete BS. Trying actually building something real before spouting off about "space factories" or "Dyson Spheres".

    10. Re:How about... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I have plenty of imagination but I can separate imagination from reality. Scifi isn't real.

    11. Re: How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could it be a bunch of Amozonian space women looking for snoo snoo? Yes.

    12. Re:How about... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You're an equal opportunity ridiculer: the occasional "but it happened in such and such a novel" gets the same response as someone who's gone ahead and worked out the math.

      Taking you seriously for a moment, the problem with your rhetorical style is that it simply appeals to people's preconceived notions without contributing anything. Aliens, nonsense! Space factories, nonsense! Interstellar probes, nonsense! Quantum computers, nonsense!

      Also, your appeal to all the "hard work" the "REAL people" at NASA put in is pretty ironic. Those real people at NASA (and elsewhere) have studied all of the above, and in many cases published real, workable concepts, or, well, have done it already.

      Some examples:

      https://www.nasa.gov/mission_p...
      https://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/...
      https://www.nasa.gov/mission_p...
      https://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/...
      https://www.nas.nasa.gov/proje...

    13. Re:How about... by skam240 · · Score: 1

      "It is scifi drivel that they are convinced is really real."

      No, in the context of my own comment about wormholes, it's theoretical physics supported by the works of some of the greatest minds in in the field. All you keep repeating is "if we can't do it right here and now then it's impossible" and that's simply not true.

      " but stop pretending it is real and stop saying "well in the 1800s no one ever though humans can fly, but now look what we can do!". Complete BS. Trying actually building something real before spouting off about "space factories" or "Dyson Spheres"."

      That's funny, you point out why you're wrong and then refute it by yet again repeating "dur, if we can't do it today it's not possible!". I don't know what you're thinking you're accomplishing by saying that over and over again but humanity has consistently pushed the bounds of what was thought to be possible. Much of our present would be inconceivable to a person living a few hundred years ago while other parts would have been merely theorized by their finest minds. It's just stupid to think our distant future will be any different. Sure, it's possible there is literally no way to move between the stars in a time efficient manner, on the other hand there are very well respected theories that suggest that there might be ways.

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  20. The investigated planet earth by johnsie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They investigated planet earth and couldn't find any intelligent life-forms, so continued on their mission.

    1. Re:The investigated planet earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfectly harmless.

    2. Re:The investigated planet earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're actually traveling comedians looking for new material. They saw that joke being used for the hundred millionth time and moved on.

    3. Re:The investigated planet earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you saying they didn't detect our mice overlords?

  21. Win win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those probes that we send to planets should be designed with a longer operational life. When the primary mission is over they start a secondary mission: long term observation which includes special unexpected things like oumouamua

    1. Re:Win win by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you realize how big the Solar System is.

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      "Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space. Listen " and so on.

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  22. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by prefec2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The opposite of science is believe. You can believe all you want, but to know something objectively you need science. Science is the method to develop hypotheses, try to falsify it, and improve your theories. What we know is the potential weight of the object, the shape -- well only very, very roughly -- all the drawings are artistic, so it looks most likely differently. Therefore, science concluded that it is an extra solar object, which is most likely not artificial. We do not know enough to come to another conclusion. We can believe of course that it is something else, but that is believe and speculation.

  23. Aren't alien's already here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Through ancient history we have clues of people claiming to worship the "gods" from space. Describe or draw objects in the air which obviously were not of this planet thousands of years ago. I just think many fail to acknowledge the facts already provided, what do we need a alien to come down and shake your hand? But then you still have people who believe the Earth is flat, so I guess there's that.

  24. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly, you believe in science. :-D

  25. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well that eliminates the whole Global Warming thing since it can't be falsified.

  26. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, yeah... you do realize that the 'U' in UFO stands for Unknown... right?

    Flying, I would take issue with since that would involve it using our atmosphere to gain lift...

  27. Blame democrat party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Democrat party approved of sending radio signals to space, and even demanded taxpayer funding for it. Putting us all at risk of not just left wing insanity but also aliens invasion.

  28. Interstellar Dildo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're fucked!

  29. Another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is waste from an alien craft. Like in Joe Dirt when he was eating off the "boeing bomb" . When the shitter is full on the spaceship they just release it out as a smelly assteroid.

  30. It's not scientific because it's not repeatable. by DalM · · Score: 1

    The big difference between his theories on dark matter cooling space gas and this rock being an interstellar probe is that one makes potential hypotheses that are testable and the other does not.

    The former is fine theoretical science -even if it's largely speculative. The latter is just speculation, even if it's backed up by some data.

    This discussion is very similar to people that look for the star of Bethlehem using computer software. They have certain facts from the bible, and then scour the ancient sky using powerful astronomy software looking for events and things that they think match up with the facts. That's not science, even though it's "backed up by fact", so to speak.

  31. It's not that far-fetched by gyp+casino · · Score: 1

    If a craft could maintain an acceleration of 10 m/s^2, then it could obtain 10% of light speed in only 34 days. That is a pretty modest acceleration actually, much lower than even a car. I imagine that maintaining that acceleration for 34 days is still well outside of our technological capabilities, but it doesn't seem that far-fetched to me. *Derivation*: For constant acceleration, v = at. Set v = 0.1 * 3e8 m/s and set a = 10 m/s^2. Solve for t.

    1. Re:It's not that far-fetched by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Yeah I agree. Also, if bitcoin would increase 10% each day for 34 days I would be rich. I wonder why we have only built probes that have reached 0.0002%c? They should be building ones that reach 0.1%c instead. I'll let NASA know they need to start reading Slashdot.

    2. Re:It's not that far-fetched by gyp+casino · · Score: 1

      Bitcoin? I don't understand the comparison. Anyway, a constant acceleration causes velocity to increase linearly, not exponentially as you suggest.

    3. Re:It's not that far-fetched by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      much lower than even a car.
      There are only very few cars that can accelerate with 10 m/s^2, e.g. a Porsche.

      Considering the distance, the time of acceleration is not really that important. I mean, you fly like 40 years to Alpha Centauri ... or 120 years, depending how fast you can make the probe. Does not really matter if you spent 15 years instead of 34 days accelerating.

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  32. True.Science by DavidApple · · Score: 1
    1. Re:True.Science by meglon · · Score: 1

      Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit. Nothing that comes from that cult is worth the time to piss on.

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  33. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    Um, yeah... you do realize that the 'U' in UFO stands for Unknown... right?

    It stands for unidentified, not unknown.

  34. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Shaitan · · Score: 2

    "The opposite of science is believe. You can believe all you want, but to know something objectively you need science."

    This "science" is speculation. The evidence wasn't there to support the hypothesis that it was a natural comet. They worked from the assumption it wasn't artificial and it being a comet despite the lack of a required tail or coma is what they determined was the default. That isn't based on observation or evidence and therefore is not science no matter who says it.

  35. Re:Ancient Sumerians believed their gods were alie by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Ancient Sumerians believed their gods were aliens. https://youtu.be/L3ogy-pqvKQ

    Modern day Scientologists do too (no surprise there since the religion was created as a get-rich-quick scheme by a Science Fiction author).

    One could possibly interpret God as being an "alien" in the Mormon branch of Christianity too- although I don't think Mormons like that analogy.

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  36. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol, thanks for the correction. So, it is still unidentified, is it not?

  37. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Joce640k · · Score: 0

    Sure it can. We just stop emitting CO2 for a while and see if the current trends continue.

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  38. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Beeftopia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To explain the world we have either 1) Science; 2) Solipsism; or 3) Magic. Choose your poison, or some combination of all three. According to my senses and IPU (Information Processing Unit, i.e. brain), hard science has a pretty good track record at explaining the mechanisms of observed phenomena.

    One problem is that advocates can pervert the umbrella of science to peddle "advocacy science" or "junk science", where studies based on statistical analysis, improperly used, can yield spurious correlations to support a [social | legal | political | economic | scientific] position. Like the growing sugar revelations, which could be flat out lying for money.

  39. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by burtosis · · Score: 2

    The problem is the world is exactly what you believe it to be, from an internal perspective. Therefore there is nothing pushing back against ignorance if there is no equal and opposite force of critical thinking being applied.

  40. Throw away probes by DrYak · · Score: 5, Informative

    All those probes that we send to planets should be designed with a longer operational life.

    Yup, that's actually already the case. How do you think the mars rovers managed to stay so long in operation ?
    Engineer plan for the worse, put as wide margin as possible, and try to manage to meet the primary mission even in the case of giant string of unluck and problems.
    (Everything redundant, and other such backups - well within the limits of weight of what the launcher can put into orbit up there, of course).
    Often, mission gets lucky, there's no catastrophic event happening and the probe turns out to be useful for much longer than initially planned (there are still at least 1 backup/redundant part working even after the end of the primary mission.

    When the primary mission is over they start a secondary mission:

    That's already the case : as long as it's still miraculously working, keep using it!

    See: New Horizon's recent flyby of Ultima Thule, and the pictures of it that the probe will be uploading to Earth over the next couple of years. (Interplanetary bandwidth sucks...)

    The existence of that object wasn't even known back when the mission was planned, but once it turned out that New Horizon successfully completed its primary mission (Pluto) and still had enough functional systems to continue, it turned out the contact binary (that was discovered a couple of years ago) was a perfect target that happened to be within reach of the probe.

    long term observation which includes special unexpected things like oumouamua

    Planning specifically for extra planetary things like 'oumuamua is asinine :

    - You can't *plan* for *unexpected* object. See Ultima Thule above, it's wasn't even known until recently. You usually have a more opportunistic approach: given the remaining capability of the probe at the end of its primary mission, what are the possibility that present themselves ? Are there targets that are on the trajectory of the probe (baring some micro correction that could still be achieved with whatever left-over capability is available) ?
    What you're basically asking is aiming a probe 15 years in advance at some empty spot, and hope that 11 years later an unexpected extra solar object will suddenly pop-up and luckily happen to go through said empty spot at the exact right time....
    and speaking of time :

    - Space is extremely vast and mostly empty (on a human scale. Of course on the grand scale of a galaxy we're still a pretty busy sector). You might be launching thousands to hundreds of thousands (*) of probes before another such extra solar visit even happen. ...and the probes that happen to be space borne at the moment might be at the wrong place, which leads to :

    - Extra solar objects are weird (simply because they didn't form together with our solar system, by definition) and thus will have completely weird trajectory not even in the same rotational direction and not in the same plan to begin with (See 3d tracing of the path 'oumuamua. It's almost perpendicular to the plan of our solar system).
    Also, changing trajectory costs big amount of energy and fuel/mass, which in turn is heavy and would require even more prohibitively powerful rockets to launch. To be launchable with currently existing rocket technology, probes end up limited to only small corrections/burns (and use free gravity assistance as much as possible), they can only change trajectory slightly.
    Life isn't like in a video game where space ship can jump hyperspace portals all-over the place.
    Thus, there wouldn't be a practical way to ask a probe to veer completely of course and head for a completely different and unusual spot where a recently spotted extra solar object is expected to show up.

    With the current state of tech (only relatively short distance at which we can sport interesting targets, limited range of probes, etc.) we can't do much for ob

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    1. Re:Throw away probes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yup, that's actually already the case. How do you think the mars rovers managed to stay so long in operation ?"
      Do you know? Because they are only guessing why it stayed operational that long (if it is even finally dead).

  41. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by jythie · · Score: 1

    Being repeatable is not a requirement for something being 'science', it just happens to be a dead end since no new data will be coming in. But taking a data set and proposing models for fitting it? People working in STEM do that all the time.

  42. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Correlation does not logically confirm causation. Which is the basic argument for denying Man Made Global Warming theories.

    Science requires the proper application of logic to the observed facts. Man Made Global Warming is but a theory, it's not a proven fact. Unfortunately we simply cannot cease emitting CO2 for a decade, observe the climate, start emitting again and observe the climate and prove the theory. However, at this point, what does it matter?

    Seriously, about the best we can hope for is to prepare for what we THINK is coming here. There is zero chance we can stop emitting CO2 any time soon. Best we just start deciding to deal with the theoretical results of global warming. There is no way we can beat it, so we need to be ready to deal with it.

  43. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by shess · · Score: 2

    This discussion is very similar to people that look for the star of Bethlehem using computer software. They have certain facts from the bible, and then scour the ancient sky using powerful astronomy software looking for events and things that they think match up with the facts. That's not science, even though it's "backed up by fact", so to speak.

    So the star of Bethlehem was basically Oumuamua's launching lasers? Illuminati confirmed!

  44. Possible but dubious by bcwright · · Score: 1
    Even if this is moving too slowly to be a natural object from a neighboring star system, why couldn't it have been ejected from one much farther away?
    ..

    But on the other hand, our civilization has only been very visible to other star systems for about 100 years at most - so even if an alien civilization immediately built a probe and sent it in our direction at the speed of light (highly unlikely given what we know of physics, but let's ignore that for now), they must be no more than 50 light-years away for the signal to reach them and their probe to return here. More likely less than 10 light-years, but even that would require that the probe traveled here at around 10% of the speed of light. But since this "probe" was moving so slowly, that would indicate that it must also have decelerated from that speed - but why waste all that energy if you're not going to stick around but just doing a quick flyby?
    ..

    Alternatively, perhaps an advanced alien civilization is sending out millions of these things to every star in the galaxy before they detect any signals at all - but for one to show up at this particular moment would imply that these things must be fairly common on a cosmic scale. It seems like an inefficient way to explore the Universe, but who knows.
    ..

    It would be really cool if it were an alien probe, but it's just not convincing. None of its anomalous movement requires either unnatural means of propulsion or intelligent control; more likely it's just some type of natural object that we just haven't observed very often yet.

    1. Re:Possible but dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I designed a mission to another star, I would definitely have the probe decelerate in the target system. Simply to have more time to observe, even if the plan is not to stop because nothing interesting is expected at the time of launch.

      Maybe this is the best argument against 'Ou being a probe: It didn't use the sun for a gravity-assisted manoeuvre. Why waste that opportunity?

  45. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    No, he believes in the scientific method.

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  46. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by DalM · · Score: 1

    People do that, but if their models they are proposing aren't testable, they they aren't science.

    I could write a paper demonstrating that that asteroid was not an alien probe, but rather a scout demon from sent from an ancient god to check on us. That theory would have every single bit as much scientific credibility as the one he's proposing.

  47. Snake on a plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahrrr, captain, the third dimension is collapsing, prepare to be flattened!

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  48. Now you see it by ArthurVandelay9092 · · Score: 1

    Now you donâ(TM)t. Leaving the Solar system on a slingshot trajectory.

  49. no by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    no

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  50. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    We do not know enough to come to another conclusion.

    We don't know enough to come to ANY conclusion.

    We can believe of course that it is something else, but that is believe and speculation.

    Loeb is not saying we should "believe" anything. He is just saying that we shouldn't rule anything out, and we should lookout for similar objects in the future.

    We should keep an open mind until we have more evidence. It is the alien denialists who are insisting on "belief".

  51. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by lgw · · Score: 1

    Um, yeah... you do realize that the 'U' in UFO stands for Unknown... right?

    Flying, I would take issue with since that would involve it using our atmosphere to gain lift...

    Unidentified Floating Object works for space. However, this guy is accelerating, so maybe not. If it's not aliens, and is instead just a boring new mode of gaining thrust by boiling off the surface of a comet, then it can always be an Unidentified Flaming Object.

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  52. Wasn't a great interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The new Yorker stayed skeptical the entire time. It was fine to be skeptical some of the time, but he should have teased out all of the "it was created by sentient beings", THEN pivoted to poking holes. Saying "why couldn't this be a rock which was ejected by..."

    and, They interrupted each other.

  53. Is it so hard to believe there's life out there? by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    Think about this:

    * I saw a large red stain on a roadway from a deer which had been struck. I thought, wow, that's a lot of iron which is going to find its way back into the soil. I remember back to a deer hunt, where a killed deer was hanging head-down from a tree bough, and the fellow about to clean it cut its throat, letting its copious blood drain out, all soaking into the soil, returning the iron, and other elements, to the soil. That iron, and other elements, came from an exploded star.

    * Take a look at Ultima Thule: two large objects slowly rotating around their shared center of mass which slowly came together, bumped each other and fused. THAT is the basis of planetary formation - objects rotating and accreting.

    * A star blew up billions of years ago, creating heavier elements. You take those elements, gravity packs them together like a snowball, let it spin for a few billion years, and voila, you have deer, plants, lemurs, bacteria, and me looking into a mirror considering myself. Imagine that process leading to matter considering itself.

    All this was a natural phenomenon. It may well be unusual - there are more common and less common celestial objects. BUT - as a natural phenomenon, is it so hard to believe it's happened elsewhere in the universe, and on a different timeline?

    And a poster noted above - our technology has changed vastly in a 100 years. If our understanding keeps increasing, what will it look like in a thousand or 10,000 years? Granted, we might hit what I call the Smart Labrador Limit: You can identify the smartest dog in the world, but it cannot learn calculus because it is limited by its brain. Our brain is a generalized information processor but still tied to, and designed to increase the survival chances of, a primate body. Like, you pack elements together, let it spin, and voila, life - there's a lot going there. Is the three pound lump of meat sitting on our shoulders capable of understanding of understanding the true nature of the physical reality, or is limited from that, like the smartest Labrador is prevented from understanding calculus?

    But then, maybe somehow we create a generalized information processor by brute force which eventually is slightly more adept at problem solving and deduction and making connections than ourselves. Perhaps that creation then could supersede our intelligence and understand what we perhaps could not.

  54. Wandering stars, in blackest darkness forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For this reason, God sends them a powerful delusion(operation of wandering)(planet) so that they will believe the lie.

    Mystery Red of the Great American Eclipse
    It has blood on it!
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  55. Occam's Razor by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Multiple things that have at first looked "suspiciously artificial" turned out to be natural. The consistent pulsing of pulsars is one of the most common examples. Occam's Razor says Oumuamua is probably natural in ways we didn't anticipate.

    However, it was a curious object that did deserve more inspection even if natural, and hopefully if another one buzzes by, we'll be more ready.

    1. Re:Occam's Razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, it was a curious object that did deserve more inspection even if natural, and hopefully if another one buzzes by, we'll be more ready.

      Considering the statistical likelihood that another one buzzes by during the lifetime of human civilization, if that happens I'll be stocking up on TP and candles and heading to my shelter.

  56. bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More evidence that slashdot is bad at science reporting.

  57. Perhaps ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... this is just some ancient alien race's version of a Tesla Roadster.

    Or a manhole cover.

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  58. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The opposite of science is believe

    Belief, was the word you were looking for.

  59. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know you were joking, but want to mention for the sake of completeness that this would make a rather lunatic argument against science, because the alternatives amount to believing in bullshit. I'd rather believe in science than in bullshit.

  60. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

    We can believe of course that it is something else, but that is believe and speculation.

    Pffffffff thats what you always say Agent Scully. But you and I know that the greys are abducting us , with the knowledge of the smoking man and all his friends so they can create hyb..... wait what are we talking about again?

    Oh that. Yeah, just a fucken weird commet.

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  61. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Shaitan · · Score: 1

    For every position, even well established ones, there should be skepticism.

    Aliens would be a natural phenomenon and no number of nutballs being attracted to the topic makes them less likely than any other possibility. In fact, the thing to be careful of is avoiding a natural tendency to taint the credibility of the possibility with the credibility of the nuttballs is the thing to watch for here. In some cases an intelligent lifeform popping out from under a desk at NASA mission control and shaking everyone's hand wouldn't be accepted. That goes beyond healthy skepticism.

    In this case an artificial origin better fits the data than a comet. It really is that simple. Is it a fact? No. Is it well supported? No. But the data makes it a more likely possibility than a comet. We also have more evidence that life exists than comets by a fair margin though both are obviously well established.

  62. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by butzwonker · · Score: 1

    The problem is the world is exactly what you believe it to be, from an internal perspective.

    Where on earth did you get this idea from? You can believe whatever you want from an internal perspective, those belief won't allow you to create a car, cell phone, or space rocket unless they are based on a sufficient grasp of the world (aka 'reality'). Heck, you couldn't even use a toaster without having a fairly solid understanding of the world in the first place.

  63. A whole lot of gaps in reasoning. by argStyopa · · Score: 2

    From TFA https://blogs.scientificameric...

    Of his 6 "odd facts" about the object, at least 4 aren't persuasive at all:
    1) They did a paper projecting the estimated population of interstellar ejecta. They assert that 'stumbling' onto this implies a much higher population - how do they conclude that from a sample size of one? Even if the odds of running into such an object are astonishingly low, because they're non-zero the presence of ONE sample means nothing. His conclusions all flow from the assumption that the object was statistically common; I'm not sure that is much of a springboard for all of his other conclusions.

    2) it's moving very slowly - essentially we raced past it. He observes that only one in the neighborhood of 500 stars is moving that slowly. (And then opines that this would be 'optimal to camouflage the origin of a probe' and 'it's like a buoy we raced past, could it be part of a communication net work'? Anthropomorphic tinfoil hat, anyone? Of course, again: single sample. It could be BILLIONS of years old, from well outside the local 500 star group, to say nothing of the literally-infinite number of possibilities of caroming around bouncing off crap or (my guess) slowing due to passing through any number of dust/debris clouds.

    3) ejecta from planetary systems would likely have high energy vs local rest frame, this was barely moving. See points 1 and 2 above.

    4) the inferred geometry from the 10:1 brightness curve variation observed only sustains if you assume its homogeneous or at least its reflectivity is. While not a bad GUESS to suggest it's a tumbling needle-shape, there are also a LOT of other explanations for such variation (to use only my example above, it could be an icy object (high albedo) that's passed through heavy carbon dust clouds (very low albedo to the surface that's facing such clouds). It wouldn't take an oddly proportioned object nor much spin to result in a highly-fluctuating brightness.

    5) lock of heating even though it passed close to the sun (inside orbit of mercury)
    and
    6) slight deviation from the predictable Keplerian gravity-calculated path, comparable to the shift from outgassing (but there's no evidence/suggestion that this happened, and in fact some evidence it DIDN'T happen)

    5 & 6 are IMO meaningful. I fully agree with him that we should both a) work on very high speed probes that COULD in fact catch it before it leaves the solar system (by God yes!) and b) look for more high-inclination objects around our large gas giants to see if we can find anything 'caught' by their wells historically (he doesn't mention that chronology is against us here; if they were caught, they would be high-off the ecliptic, wouldn't be very stable, and would likely either impact one of the Jovian moons or ultimately end up in Jupiter itself relatively quickly).

    I strongly doubt (though I certainly wish it were true) that this is an artificial object of extra-solar origin. There are too many other more-reasonable explanations. The breathlessness and hand-waving of the SA article are unworthy of an actual science publication.

    Then again, the fact that this was published in SA doesn't shock me, it's 'standards' over the last 20 years have dropped to about that of Reddit.

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    1. Re:A whole lot of gaps in reasoning. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Regarding your #1: Given one distribution (the one they computed for interactions with interstellar ejecta based on our solar system) you can compute the probability a single sample belongs to that distribution. The simplest example is the one-sample z-test. It's not necessarily strong evidence, but it's not presented as such.

    2. Re:A whole lot of gaps in reasoning. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your reply, but I'm afraid I'm still not understanding?
      I am *not* a statistician, but have a reasonable familiarity with higher math and statistics.
      As I understand, the 1-sample Z- and T-tests still require things like bounds and means.
      (http://www.statisticslectures.com/topics/onesamplez/ and https://www.reddit.com/r/stati... and fascinatingly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... (thanks internet rabbit hole))

      In this specific case, the 'source' is nearly infinite, and there is no mean information that's not naked speculation. I confess this is well beyond my math skills, but logically it seems that if I walk up to a single person on the street, ask them "have you won the lottery?" and they answer yes, I absolutely cannot infer anything about the likelihood of the next person I ask answering yes or no?

      Thanks in advance, if you care to help me understand better.

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    3. Re:A whole lot of gaps in reasoning. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I find the key question when someone is talking about probability distributions is figuring out *what* the distribution is of.

      To take your lottery example, what they describe in the paper is more like computing the odds of a random person being a lottery winner based on population, how many tickets were sold, how many numbers you have to get right, etc., then bumping into a random person who IS a lottery winner, and computing the chances of that happening by chance.

      You can estimate limits on the number of interstellar objects floating around by estimating the number that have likely been ejected from the solar system, studying star occultation, etc. Put together with a bit of knowledge about the distances and motions of our neighbourhood stars you can estimate a probability distribution describing the chances of such an object wandering into our solar system. Then, if you see such an object, you can compute the probability of that event happening by chance.

      There are definitely a lot of approximations involved in that process, and I'm not an astronomer so I can't even guess at how reliable those estimates are likely to be (keep in mind they can probably be off by a few orders of magnitude without invalidating the basic conclusion), but the calculation itself is statistically valid.

      I seem to remember hearing that some astronomers estimated that an interstellar rock passes through the solar system on average once a year, so it may be that there's considerable disagreement about the actual likelihood of that happening.

  64. Re:Ancient Sumerians believed their gods were alie by js290 · · Score: 1

    Hmm... Sumerian cylinder seals vs Hubbard's Dianetics

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  65. And sometimes we don't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Therefore God sends them a powerful delusion(operation of wandering)(planet) so that they will believe the lie.

    Mystery Red of the Great American Eclipse
    It has blood on it!
    ABCNews: Eclipse makes pendulum wander

    Lunar Eclipse this Sunday evening. Is that red shadow light always there, or does it fade in as NatGeo and WashPost show?
    Nat Geo Eclipse 101

  66. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by reanjr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Only those three, huh? Prove it scientifically.

  67. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 5, Interesting

    > The opposite of science is believe.

    *Facepalm*

    The opposite of Belief (Faith) is Gnosis (experiential Knowledge) -- in contradistinction to intellectual knowledge.

    The opposite of Science (process of removing falsehood) is Intuition (process of adding truth)

  68. Re:Is it so hard to believe there's life out there by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    It's very easy to imagine other intelligent life in the universe. What's hard, given our understanding of physics, is imagining a plausible way for them to be involved with us. The easiest way would be to believe that Earth had a prior technically advanced civilization, but that's hard to swallow as well. They would likely have left evidence in the form of artificial stone, if nothing else. Interstellar distances are perhaps not an insurmountable obstacle, but everything we know says that they effectively are.

    Contrary claims require evidence. "I can't explain this" doesn't qualify.

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  69. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Woosh....

  70. because of fuel requirement by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Even using tons of anti matter fuel and the acceleration you mentionned, that is still an enormous undertaking from 4 ly , not even counting from where such civ could live much further than 4 ly. Far more likely from energy requirement pov, barring making up magic tech , more likely over such distance such a probe would use solar sail. And now counting what we detected was nowhere near c or a fraction of it, there was no real deceleration or acceleration at such a speed when detected. you can take your own conclusion. As for loeb, the reason he is ignored is because when you see something strange, you go from the highest likely explanation to the lowest likely. Problem us there are many far more likely explanation.

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    1. Re:because of fuel requirement by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Anti matter fuel? What are you talking about? I am talking about acceleration with fission micro-bombs (nuclear pulse drive). At 1g acceleration you'd need just over 5 weeks to reach 0.1c, which is what I remember was calculated as feasible back in the 60's (throwing something like half a year's US GDP at it IIRC). I suggest you read up on Project Orion.
      I am not suggesting we do Project Orion specifically - unless it was used as a way to spend existing fission bombs. Just an example of tech that could get us there if we spent e.g. the military budget on such things instead of killing each other.
      But, again, I am not saying it is likely for 2 civilizations to meet. Reaching nearby stars is not even close to similar to exploring enough systems so that you happen on an inhabited one at the time you visit. While interplanetary rocks might be quite common, there is no real reason they couldn't be, and we just detected our first...

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    2. Re:because of fuel requirement by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Actually something like this is only a mind game.
      If you do the math it is most likely "impossible".

      Yo have to launch a craft or assemble it in space from parts you launch.
      Then you have the exact same problem you have with launches from earth: how much fuel, aka fission bombs or fusion bombs do you need to take with you? Very rapidly you are at the point that 90% of the mass you carry is fuel. Or 99% ... or 99% are "tanks + engine + fuel" and 1% is the payload, probably less.

      So, how many "bombs" do we need to launch "as fuel" to be stocked in the spaceship to bring a 1 ton payload to Alpha Centauri?

      Technical impossible? No. Impractical, yes.

      The only positive thing, if you want to call it like that. You could launch it from the surface, e.g. from the moon, where you don't have to care about fallout. Or could launch it while it is swimming in the ocean if you think a "little bit of fallout" is ok ...but then you need to make it even bigger, as it must be solid enough not not collapse under its own weight.

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  71. Why did it come? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Lessee, we've been broadcasting radio signals for since 1901. Mid-20th century, we had *LOUD* radio stations - 50kw, and I think I heard of 100kw. So, anyone paying attention, or having automated listeners would have heard us.

    There are a lot of stars in that radius. If one (at least) had an interstellar probe, they might have diverted it when they heard us, and decided to check us out.

    We've no idea if the thing had an engine, though the "odd acceleration" is awfully suggestive.

    If we're going to be concerned, then than local range is my bet on where it came from.

  72. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by burtosis · · Score: 1

    The best case for it not being artificial is still the incredibly vast distances in space between star systems. You cannot physically carry enough fuel, even if you carry a large % of mass as antimatter, to even get to Alpha Cenuri system in a human lifetime. You couldn't explore at all unless you are talking millions of years and even communicating the latency can take tens of thousands of years. Not impossible, but so improbable as to make one want to rule every mundane explanation to at least a five sigma confidence level.

  73. It's a probe coming to check on humpback whales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh! Has science fiction taught us nothing! Last I checked, we still have at least a few humpbacks so we are safe - for now. If you run into some old Scotsman trying to talk into a computer mouse like it's a microphone then you'll know what the future holds. Just sayin'

  74. I understand why they kept going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These comments are chock full of people snarkily bashing each other, all in the name of science. If there were aliens on that rock, I understand why they kept going.

  75. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Tell that to NASA who just did a fly-by of a Kuiper-belt object, without understanding that they can't fly without atmospheric lift.

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  76. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Shaitan · · Score: 1

    "The best case for it not being artificial is still the incredibly vast distances in space between star systems."

    That isn't a case for it not being artificial though it might be a case for it not being intentional. You are making a lot of assumptions here, not the least of which is that a civilization producing this thing is still around. This could well be interstellar space junk, after all, we've launched something that may well fall into that category in tens of thousands to millions of years.

    "Not impossible, but so improbable as to make one want to rule every mundane explanation"

    It is a mundane explanation. There is nothing extraordinary about the idea of other intelligent lifeforms existing outside our own emotional sentiment. Statistically it is highly probable not improbable, especially given the lack of need for them to be at a similar stage of development at the same time as us.

  77. There was some proof by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Apparently the probe signaled "all your bases are belong to us" as it passed by.

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  78. I for one welcome our new unknown overlords by SlithyMagister · · Score: 1

    Anything's better that what we have now, whatever country you're in.

    1. Re:I for one welcome our new unknown overlords by hierofalcon · · Score: 1

      You've read too much Asimov, Heinlein or other optimistic sci-fi authors. No matter what country you're in, there have been times that are worse than what we have now as well. Civil war, world war, plagues... Should we be doing better than we are? Of course. But not every outcome is better. Just look to history.

  79. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by jythie · · Score: 1

    Thing is, his proposal was not 'this is alien', it was working out how much the object would have to weigh in order for light pressure to explain its movement. The 'alien' part of it was seriously hyped up by the press, but within the paper it was just part of a list of possible origins for such a lightweight object.

  80. Re:Is it so hard to believe there's life out there by greggman · · Score: 1

    it's easier than that. The Fermi Paradox works out you don't need even close to the speed of light to colonize the entire Galaxy with probes. All you need is the will and for your civilization to survive until the first few self replicating probes are built. The fact that we haven't seen such probes suggests something prevents civilizations from getting to that stage of development. but it's got nothing to do with the distances between stars.

  81. Just launch or direct a probe at it by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    If possible trajectory- and logistics-wise, either throw together a probe that can reach it and get us more data on the object, or direct an existing probe at it if possible, or since we have several space-based telescopes of very high magnification and resolution, point one of them at the damned thing and get us more data on it. All this hand-waving discussion amounts to click-bait so far as I'm concerned.

    1. Re:Just launch or direct a probe at it by Micah+NC · · Score: 1

      It's traveling at 94,000 km/h. The fastest spacecraft we've ever had goes 222,000 km/h. So I guess it would be possible to catch up ... but they'd have to launch it soon since it is leaving the solar system. It is too small to get much detail from our space based telescopes.

  82. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    "Unidentified Floating Object"

    Floating involves buoyancy force in some medium.

    Space is "unidentified *falling* object". Unless of course it's aliens, then it's "unidentified falling-not-quite-as-it-should-be object."

  83. Build a wall! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build a wall!!

  84. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by amicusNYCL · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Loeb is not saying we should "believe" anything. He is just saying that we shouldn't rule anything out, and we should lookout for similar objects in the future.

    And that we might want to think about chasing this one down. While it's hauling ass (sorry for the technical term), it's going to be in our relative vicinity for thousands of years or so before it leaves the solar system. So...

    Within a few years, the Large Synoptic Survey Telescope (LSST) will become operational and be far more sensitive to the detection of ‘Oumuamua-like objects. It should therefore discover many such objects within its first year of operation. If it does not find any, we will know that ‘Oumuamua was special and that we must chase this guest down the street in order to figure out its origin.

    And...

    But since it would take ‘Oumuamua thousands of years to leave the solar system entirely, getting a closer look of it through a flyby remains a possibility if we were to develop new technologies for faster space travel within a decade or two.

    This is all exciting. His first point was that, if this thing is not really all that special, then there should be a ton of them, and the LSST will be better at detecting them. If that fails to detect any others like it, then maybe it IS special, and maybe we should chase it down for a close-up. We still have time. That's pretty exciting.

    I realize a lot of people want all the answers now today, but we don't have them now. We have the possibility of getting them in the future.

    --
    "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
  85. amicusNYCL fake name CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS f'd himself https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  86. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    If you believe in "hard science" then you've already rejected science; you can't believe in science. And people who others would accuse of believing in science would actually have no beliefs at all, if it was true.

    Science is actually a formal process, not a belief system.

    Also, why are you starting from the assumption that the world has to have an explanation? Maybe there is simply no explanation. It may also be that science doesn't attempt to explain anything, it is just a process that moves forwards regardless of if you understood it or not.

    It is the exact same sort of logical error that religionists make when they say, "If you don't believe in my God, you must believe in my Devil!"

  87. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    It gets even worse if you ask two classical physicists to explain the mechanism behind flight.

    There are bunch of different opinions, a bunch of contradictory explanations, and a wide variety of formulas that all predict the same flight behavior, but totally disagree on the processes.

    The attempted pedanticisms that fall out are truly hilarious.

  88. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "People do that, but if their models they are proposing aren't testable, they they aren't science."

    Long been my view as well. Just don't try telling that to the people working to change the social and economic landscape due to climate, regardless of how you feel about the climate to start with. It wouldn't end well.

  89. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    You can believe all you want, but to know something objectively you need science.

    If objective knowledge was even thought to be possible, science would never have been invented.

    If you were using the scientific method, you'd never make the assumption that you had objective knowledge.

  90. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    Why would you intentionally choose a dishonest fantasy if you know you're choosing between fantasies? Why not just choose a fantasy that is good enough that it can admit to being a fantasy?

    Scientists don't believe in anything. Feynman talks about this at length in his memoirs; it isn't that they have a different set of beliefs, it is that they're people who are comfortable not knowing. The type of questions that religion asks aren't "wrong," they're just things that don't have clear answers. And scientists are usually people who can accept not knowing, without feeling obligated to believe in specific answers.

    If you're stuck on for/against, you already do believe in something, but you might not have any idea what it is or why you believe in it. But it sure as fuck isn't science!

  91. Yum, humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They planted a crop of humans hundreds of thousands of years ago and now we have filled the farm(planet) time for their fall harvest.

  92. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    You're not falling unless you're the smaller of multiple mass localizations that are near enough to cause relative motion.

    The attempted pendanticisms involved in flying through space will never materialize when inspected. It feels to the false pedants like there would be something there, but there isn't; "fly" was never a narrowly defined technical jargon word in the first place. Neither was "falling."

  93. Improbable to be the first by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

    if it is an alien, its quite improbable to be the first one and thus to be "discovering" earth. When you consider the 4.5 billion years of earth history, 540 million since the cambrian explosion and tens of thousands of human life, the propbably is low they would first visit "just right now".

  94. amicusNYCL = fake name CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT that I made EAT HIS WORDS easily lol https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  95. amicusNYCL = fake name CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  96. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

    1. Re:amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Haha. You're fucking funny as hell, old man. Too bad you're still not linking to the post where I tore down everything you kept trying to claim, though. Speaking of a pussy...

      There's no way I'm going to spend money for the "privilege" of being near you. If you want to send me some BTC I'll be happy to supply an address though.

      --
      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
    2. Re:amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd stfu if I were you. You were asked to show you've done more than he has and better and you can't. You really are a chattering twat he said you are.

    3. Re: amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Obviously, he likes to stalk me. He's very upset that I ruined the list of accomplishments he used to tell people he's done over the past 20 years (did you know that once he submitted a patch to a project, of a couple lines of code, and they decided not to use it? That was on his resume. Did you know that he once got paid $50 for a forum post in 1997? That was on his resume.).

      It's kind of like if you drink unfiltered water out of a stream, you might just end up with something a little extra you carry around for the rest of your life. That's kind of like APK, he's a lot like giardia or another parasite. Always there in the background, feeding off everyone else, occasionally popping up just to let you know he's still there.

      --
      "Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
  97. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  98. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person man to man, you pussy?... apk

  99. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  100. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Nature abhors all or nothing, and motion is relative. I fall towards the Earth, and the Earth falls towards me. Newton would say that the Earth falls very slightly towards me. Einstein would say that any frame is equally valid.

  101. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  102. Coming to take their dark angel home by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Before he's indicted.

    What, you thought he was human?

    --
    -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
  103. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  104. Maybe further proof is next destination by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    An interring thing to look at, would be to say - now that it has accelerated, where will it be pointed at when it leaves our solar system?

    Also if we see further erratic acceleration as it moves outward, that would seem to indicate it was not related to solar activity on the comet.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  105. Aliens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the object is indeed a space probe and the implied aliens come to earth, life will absolutely change regardless if good or bad.

  106. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  107. LOL NOT YET by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    It won't happen for a couple hundred years. Geez! come on...didn't anyone watch Star Trek?

  108. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  109. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    If we point a camera at it and find it's a perfect cylinder with an exhaust at one end and stenciled symbols on the side, that'd be a pretty good verification test that he was right. If we caught up to it, cracked it open, and it's just a bunch of rock, that'd be a pretty good falsification.

  110. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RUNS from a FAIR CHALLENGE I put to him https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  111. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    Nature presents no examples of "all" or "nothing."

  112. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Total nonsense, you've been brainwashed by misleading popular science channels on Youtube. You're only rational if you believe what is most likely to be true, and that is the reason why you should believe in science. Scientists believe a lot of things and they prefer to believe into these things for the right reasons, e.g. they believe that these are true because they are well-confirmed by scientific method and experimentation. You profoundly misunderstanding Mr. Feynman's message, I'm afraid.

  113. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn it, I hate you for that! It's unfair, I didn't have my afternoon coffee yet when I wrote this reply!

  114. Theory #17 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump ordered new hair from Amazon Galactica, and that was the delivery vehicle.

  115. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RAN vs. https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    (Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.)

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO fakename DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  116. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RAN vs. https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    (Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.)

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO fakename DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  117. It's the UN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China, the US and Russia aren't taking the bait on climascam so they're rushing for a new narrative for global domination - fake aliens. Project Blue Beam.

  118. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    I'm glad we agree!

  119. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by burtosis · · Score: 1

    One has to make assumptions, especially so if you want a one paragraph answer. Mostly I was pointing out how physics dosent allow for any type of fast travel, in fact it's so slow the universe will age out and die around you before you even have gone very far.

    as for being a piece of space junk we have maybe one million tons of it, our solar system (sans sol) weighs roughly 10^25 tons. Even if you take off planets and moons (which could collide and be reduced to debris at some point) we are talking 0.0000000000000000001% of stuff is artificial. Even an advanced species would likely utilize only a tiny fraction of the mass around them or this would be evident already. So the vast vast vast vast majority are naturally occurring objects. As to mundane, yes aliens aren't super natural, but I don't think indisputable proof intelligent aliens are here now would be buried on page 27 of the newspaper on a Tuesday then forgotten. It would probably rip apart so many world views so quickly as to cause the biggest disruption to human life in the history of ever. Given these fairly rock solid assumptions, its best to rule out the far more likely causes before jumping to ET.

  120. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by DalM · · Score: 1

    Sure. And if we point a telescope at it and find wings, horns and a pointy tail it would confirm my demi-god demon theory.

    My demon theory has very bit as much scientific credibility as any alien theory.

  121. Black hole or neutron star slingshot? by Golbez81 · · Score: 0

    When I saw this thing I thought it looked kind of like a spaghettified comet or asteroid that swung too close to a black hole or neutron star or some other similar dense object. The spaghettification could explain it's odd shape and acceleration, could it not? It could also explain why there was no outgasing, because it was boiled away in the spaghettification process.

  122. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you said it was unknown. Admit you were wrong.

  123. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RAN vs. https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    (Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.)

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO fakename DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  124. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RAN vs. https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    (Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.)

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO fakename DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  125. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RAN vs. https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    (Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.)

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO fakename DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  126. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science ONLY concludes that it is extra solar. The second part about it not being artificial is only a suggestion, since we have no clue as to the material. While we are at suggestions, I suggest for all to research the Phobos incident from 1989.

  127. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RAN vs. https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    (Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.)

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO fakename DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  128. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It stands for unidentified

  129. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by presidenteloco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "There is a zero chance we can stop emitting CO2 any time soon."

    Let it just be said that the only reason we can't is because of cowardly, disempowered, disempowering, unimaginative, hopeless statements like yours, and the inaction that that engenders.

    Technologically, we are 90% there.
    Economically, a rapidly increasing carbon fee and dividend is a simple and non-market-tampering measure that can greatly accelerate the transition in the most cost-effective way.
    General intelligence / education wise, and political will wise. That's where we're completely f**ked, which is why statements like yours are actively and probably intentionally destructive to the needed energy transition.

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  130. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RAN vs. https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are.

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    (Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.)

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO fakename DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  131. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Trust and belief are not the same thing.
    One favors independent verification, the other abhors it.

    Also, there is a name for belief in science - it's called cargo cult science.

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  132. I have the answer by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    The fact that it kept flying without stopping or changing course means they definitely found memecenter.com and just didn't bother

  133. I said the same thing on day one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a classic cigar shaped ufo. Took the egg heads at harvard a year and a half to figure it out.

  134. i want to see those calculation by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I calculated the energy requirement to have such acceleration, then converted to the BEST theoretical fuel , anti matter / matter. Fusion would still mean even more material to bring with you. Calculation i did using rocketery rukes is to have a 25% light speed then brake roughly shortly before arriving, and fir alpha centauri, was 4 tons anti matter fuel , for a 6 tons payload, with an energy equivalent of about 10^20 joules (10^14 joules per gramm, so 10^6 grams oer tons i looked only at magnitude order - and 10 tons accelerated for 1 g over 1 sec is 10^5 joules - 10000*9.81 rounded - to go to about 100000kms you need to multiply 10^13 so maybe i made an error somewhere). The equivalent fusion would simply gains energy through fusion and lose the same equivalent weight (e mc2). By the way i used only anti matter as a shortgand to show the aburdity as any other fuel is objectively worst.

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  135. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Shaitan · · Score: 1

    I'm not disagreeing with regard to timescales just adding additional assumptions purely for the sake of decreasing probability. If our species dies out tomorrow voyager is then nothing more than space junk that may ultimately end up on a fly-by of a populated planet.

    It is more than a little misleading to use weight or mass to calculate the number of objects unless we figure out how to build craft that dwarf stars. Don't you think? You can't simply cross off planets, moons, and stars, you have to cross off everything that doesn't naturally exhibit this acceleration pattern. In other words, we are left with comets and artificial objects even to be counted by your weight metric.

    Granted, comets takes the lead but by nowhere near the margin you are asserting. Also artificial origin carries a much higher probability the trajectory isn't accidental even if the civilization that send it is extinct. Granted, at some point playing "what if" is counter-productive but acting with some sort of intent isn't that far out there.

    "As to mundane, yes aliens aren't super natural, but I don't think indisputable proof intelligent aliens are here now would be buried on page 27 of the newspaper on a Tuesday then forgotten... its best to rule out the far more likely causes before jumping to ET."

    If the most credible observer in the world saw such a thing it would destroy their credibility and not give credibility to the account. If a group witnessed such a thing it would be deemed mass hysteria. Look at your own statement. You are clearly trying to keep an open mind but using the term "ET" which is synonymous with disparaging remarks against crackpots slipped into your statement.

  136. A long time ago... by superdave80 · · Score: 1

    "I wrote where I summarized six strange facts about 'Oumuamua." Fact #5 is that it looks JUST like a Mon Calamari star cruiser.

  137. MY source by aepervius · · Score: 1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... calculating the propellant fraction assuming a rocket is composed in fraction of anti mater. Plugging the tan equation to solve m0/m1 is where I got the 10tons / 4tons.

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  138. Mr. Hanky ship by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    The real question is are there more on the way, delayed by some years or decades, that can be redirected to smash into Earth if whatever this is reports back and we are not liked?

    Given the ease with which memeplexes control vast swaths of humanity with dictatorship, hmmmm...

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  139. amicusNYCL = chickenshit TWAT too, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL what did you "tear down"? Come on CHATTERING TWAT, so I can publicly DESTROY a fake name WEEZIL like you.

    * Come on TWAT...

    (You chickenshit LYING little CUNT - motherfucker, I'd FUCK YOU UP THE ASS if you were in front of me, right after KNOCKING YOU THE FUCK OUT (that's a promise, not a threat, you LITTLE FUCKING TWAT)).

    APK

    P.S.=> You little FUCKING twat PUSSY... apk

  140. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    A little less than the alien theory as wings in space wouldn't help explain it's acceleration, traditionally demi-gods are known to be more "glowy" than shiny, and obviously it would be an ALIEN demi-god as it's current trajectory suggests it might not be from Earth.

    But I get where you're coming from. The typical complaint against an unseeable unknowable all-powerful deity that doesn't want to be seen is that it's not falsifiable, and therefore not science... But the question of "is this lump of matter out in space a winged, horned, demi-god?" IS falsifiable. You at least have a valid hypothesis.

    The dude had 6 points. But 1 has been explained, there ARE stars it could have come from. It's size, shape, and shininess are unusual. It's acceleration without a coma appears to be the biggest mystery. Perhaps it's simply out-gassing a substance that we can't observe for whatever reason. Like the dude said, we'll have a telescope online within a year that should see more of these things. If it doesn't, this thing is a lot more interesting.

  141. amicusNYCL = fakename CHATTERING TWAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amicusNYCL = chattering do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKENAME TWAT I made EAT HIS WORDS https://slashdot.org/comments.... & RAN vs. https://science.slashdot.org/c... (which I know the CHATTERING little TWAT behind his FAKE NAME can't do a thing vs. as he is a DO-NOTHING punk "ne'er-do-well" TALKER & that's it - that's vs. the garbage he spewed @ me in posts before both...).

    I tore down every single one of your so-called "achievements" to show that you haven't done but Jack and Shit for the past two decades. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LOL - you've done more, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING do-NOTHING "ne'er-do-well" FAKE NAME puny TWAT? Fuck no, lol - you tore yourself up on THAT alone, weezil loser you are. ... & where did you DO that? Come on TWAT - I will DESTROY YOU, publicly. for THAT lie CUNT you FAKE NAME delusional TWAT!

    your Life's Work Magnum Opus is a fucking string sorting program. It's a huge joke. You're a huge joke. - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    Hey TWAT - too bad TONS DISAGREE w/ you (registered /.ers reviews) https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    (Again - you've done MORE, earlier & BETTER you CHATTERING TWAT? Hell no.)

    It's absurdly easy to trigger you, which is another reason why you have nothing to show over the past decades, because no one wants to hire or work with you, because you're a fucking nutcase - by amicusNYCL ( 1538833 ) on Thursday January 17, 2019 @12:48PM (#57977878)

    LMAO - you're EZ to trigger by YOU TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF IN THAT SENTENCE projecting your FAILS onto me & doing your usual: FAILING (& doing ZERO on your part, lol).

    Going to FALSELY ACCUSE ME of the BULLSHIT you do trying to 'frame me' TOO you little FUCK? I put your lame ass in its place easily here on that too https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    * Come on "amicusNYCL" you FAKE NAME CHATTERING do-nothing "ne'er-do-well" JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie" TWAT, say something!

    (Hard to make a 'comeback' when YOU are NOTHING but a FUCKING ZERO fakename DO-NOTHING LOSER, isn't it?)

    APK

    P.S.=> How about you come & MEET ME face-to-face so I can FUCK YOU UP in person, man to man, you pussy?... apk

  142. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    They have certain facts from the bible, and then scour the ancient sky using powerful astronomy software looking for events and things that they think match up with the facts. That's not science, even though it's "backed up by fact", so to speak.
    Of course it is science. What else would it be? Just because you are not interested if such a star/event existed does not make it "no science".

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  143. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    But, you do know that "I believe in science" is just a phrase?
    And it means: "I'm convinced that science works".
    Or don't you know that? Are you a kind of asperger that you don't grasp what people mean when they say things that sound "slightly off" for you?

    BTW: I believe in science, too ...

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  144. Extrapolation by mcswell · · Score: 1

    I read an article back in the early 60s in which the author graphed man's speed from cave man times to the present (1960 or so). The graph is of course not linear, and the author argued that based on that, FTL travel was inevitable in the next decade or so.

    That said, as you suggest, a 200x increase in 200 years does not seem impossible: 1400 miles/ second.

    1. Re:Extrapolation by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      I can imagine that statisticians can't stand people like that. It reminds me of the XKCD where he concludes that within a year or something he's going to have about 50 wives based on a graph.

      It's obvious that within the past 150 or so years, as a society we've leaped forward (you can see this in our population graph also, as medicine and science have progressed, people live a lot longer and have lower mortality rates). But that doesn't mean we're all of a sudden going to unlock secrets of the universe left and right, it's still going to take a certain person to realize something no one else ever has and build on that. That might happen in the next decade, or it might take 200 years for that person to show up.

      It's also pretty clear, especially regarding computers, that we can only do so much before we need something completely different. The silicon-based processors and memory technology might be about as good as it's going to get (within a couple orders of magnitude, at least), we can certainly see max CPU speeds and memory density kind of plateauing out after the explosive growth from the 50s to the 00s. I'm not sure if Moore's law applies today like it once did, we've hit a point where the gains are harder to come by with this technology. Maybe there's a better computing technology in our future but, again, it's going to take certain people to show up and go into that field and discover things no one ever has.

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  145. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by burtosis · · Score: 1

    It's not disingenuous at all to use mass to calculate the odds here. Let's not forget that while the artificial satellite percentage is as above, it's diluted by perhaps 11 more orders of magnitude as each star system has similar debris. The sheer number of things you would need to see, given a random homogeneous distribution before you saw something is truly so large the chances are nearly zero of ever seeing one. Even if it's not random, such as with a spacecraft, it's still infinitesimal because of the sheer number of natural objects. So no, rule out everything first, any serious scientist would do that first. I can imagine a case where you could get a significant course correction, such as having a high rate of rotation and the thermal stresses cause a piece to break off. Any credible observer, such as at an observatory, would not only have the instrument data, but many employees work at the same time providing corroboration. Additionally, there are mechanisms to have observations verified in short timeframes, so I'd assume at this unusually slow speed that wouldn't be an issue. The worst that would happen is an equipment check, no one is going to have a carrer ended over presenting the data in raw form. Typically you would ask for options as to what else it could be outside of your guess.

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  152. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    My demon theory has very bit as much scientific credibility as any alien theory.
    Exactly. But I fail to grasp what you want to tell us. Because you fabricated a theory which is "laughable" his theory is laughable, too? Then you fail to grasp how science works. All theories are equal, unless you can disprove one.

    And bottom line: who the funk knows if there are gods, demi gods and/or demons out there?

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  153. Re:Is it so hard to believe there's life out there by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    The fact that we haven't seen such probes suggests something prevents civilizations from getting to that stage of development.
    No it indicates that other civilizations are smart enough not to do it.
    Do you really think you would get green light from environmentalists or other greens to send out self replicating robots destroying all life in the galaxy, just that your own puny species can settle everything?

    As early as a second civilization would be met by such a robot, and survived: they would try to exterminate the vermine who came to that retarded idea. That is common sense. Or what would YOU do if a self replicating robot is landing on the moon, sends his "life sperms" to earth, and crafts 20 new ships from the moon material leaving a "dying earth" behind? Dying in the sense that our ecology is gone and replaced by a foreign one?

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  154. Re:Is it so hard to believe there's life out there by greggman · · Score: 1

    First off no one said anything about life killing robots.

    Second it assumes all civilizations come to the exact same conclusion (don't make probes). It's a mighty large leap to assume all civilizations are the same.

  155. earth physics alien physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A CASE..You are still considering the prode TRAVELLED at fraction of light speed. Advanced aliens MAY know more physics than us, and would have opened a stargate momentarily behind jupiter to send the probe thru. Earth people would never have seen it.

  156. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

    No. The opposite of science is FAITH.

  157. Re:Is it so hard to believe there's life out there by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    The paradoxon is not about making probes, it is about self replicating robots, seeding the galaxy with life coming from the origin.

    Obviously they can only spread life to planets that can harbour life. And that implies it already has life. And that implies they exterminate what already is there, or at least change it drastically. Life hit by such an "extraterrestial" life form, would call them invaders and consider them a pest.

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  158. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah it can be tested because we have dark matter laying around. And the alien probe thing can't be tested because it is impossible to take a closer look at the object and see for sure. You're an idiot.

  159. bobmorning you WISH you were me... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: It's not MY fault I do this well & you don't https://hardware.slashdot.org/... man...

    * Ok?

    (ALL I did (not as easy as it sounds) was MAKE A WHEEL & multiplatform https://isc.sans.edu/forums/di... that's done really well here on /. w/ DOZENS of users (see that entire link's thread for proof) & 100++k users worldwide...)

    APK

    P.S.=> "Onwards & UPWARDS" (to the stars & "newspaper taxis appear on the shore" Lucy in the Sky w/ Diamons (Elton John version))... apk

  160. If you launched an interstellar probe... by Harvey+Manfrenjenson · · Score: 1

    ...wouldn't you design it so that it stuck around the target system, maybe doing flybys of the planets, instead of sailing straight through?

    Also, Oumuamua was going about 1/10,000 of c. Not much faster than Voyager, and Voyager wasn't built for speed. Wouldn't you design an interstellar probe to be faster?

  161. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by DalM · · Score: 1

    Actually the appendages we identify as "Wings" are mostly used to push off of the Higgs Field, allowing for control and acceleration.

  162. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by DalM · · Score: 1

    It's not that my theory is "laughable". It's only "laughable" if you don't ascribe to the spaceflying demon demi-gods theories.

    The problem with it is that it's untestable so it's not science. Because it's not testable, and his alien probe theory is not testable, neither are science. On top of that, we have a much more simple explanation: it's just an oddly shaped rock. This theory is easier to believe because we've found lots and lots of kinda oddly shaped rocks out there in space. So, while we can't test the theory for sure to confirm it's a rock, the vast quantity of previous data collected suggests that's the most likely answer.

    First rule of astronomy: It's never aliens, until it's aliens.

  163. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by DalM · · Score: 1

    Agree, it was hyped by the press. BUT the guy was happy to ride the hype-wave. He's accepted many interviews about the assertion and has been more than wiling to allow the theory to propagate.

    I'm not saying that the "that might have been aliens" theory shouldn't have been published. I'm actually ok with his paper as actually written, and I think most scientists would agree. But it's the follow through that makes him guilty.

  164. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by DalM · · Score: 1

    It's not science. It's starting with a conclusion and intentionally hunting for supporting evidence for that conclusion.

    Here, let's make this more practical. This is the difference Karl Popper identified between the works of Einstein and Freud. Einstein and Freud both made pretty wild and bold scientific theories. The difference was that Einstein's theories were falsifiable. If General Relativity wasn't true, we would know it. We can make astronomical observations that directly confirm or deny his predictions. "If light actually does bend around the sun's gravity, then that star should be visible during this solar eclipse." If that star wasn't visible, then Einstein (regardless of how popular or beautiful the theory might have been) was wrong. Freud made theories that weren't testable. "If your father hadn't hit you that one time, then you wouldn't have shot your wife 20 years later." That's not good science. Freud started with a theory and hunted for evidence to explain his theory, and any counter evidence is irrelevant or an exception that proves the rule. You can always, always find some traumatic event in a person's past, but there is absolutely no way to prove or disprove that that event had any sway over a person's current actions.

  165. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    and his alien probe theory is not testable,
    It is. Perhaps you should finally read the original article about it?

    The most simplest test is: fly a probe to it, and look.

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  166. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    The opposite of science is believe.

    No, that's a total falsehood.

    science, n.
    systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.

    belief, n.
    something believed; an opinion or conviction: a belief that the earth is flat.

    conviction, n.
    the act of convincing a person by argument or evidence.

    Now, there are other definitions in the dictionary for these words, but the lovely thing about words is that they can have multiple meanings which are all valid depending on context. You can have a belief founded in faith, or you can have a belief founded in fact. They're both beliefs. Learn how the dictionary works before you decide to tell us what words mean. Maybe even consult one.

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  167. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Very bad example, as Freud "If your father hadn't hit you that one time, then you wouldn't have shot your wife 20 years later." never made such bold and stupid statements.

    That psychology on the level of Freud and Jung was/is not valid science is obvious. So what do you want to say with that?

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  168. Re:It's not scientific because it's not repeatable by Walter+White · · Score: 1

    ... If we caught up to it, cracked it open, and it's just a bunch of rock, that'd be a pretty good falsification.

    Maybe. Technology developed elsewhere might not be obvious to us. After all, silicon is just manipulated rock. What we've done with it is obvious to us but who knows what it will look like 100 years from now, let alone 1000, 10,000 etc.

  169. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comma was the punctuation mark you weren't looking for.

  170. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exterminate shitty smelly parasites aliens hindu-chimps.

  171. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I certainly cant...... my wifes cooking .....

  172. Perhaps Planet X? by ericdano · · Score: 1

    I still think that this acceleration is cause by it going towards something we don't know about, perhaps planet X, that is in orbit out there.

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  173. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    You'd like to agree, but no. You didn't agree, you argued with what you claim to agree with, because you didn't understand all the words.

  174. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    No, I absolutely do not agree that when people say "I believe in science" they really meant, "I believe science `works.'"

    When people "I believe in science," they mean, "I believe in science." Whatever they were told that science is, they believe in it.

    You were told it "works" for something, and you believe it.

    And I know from the specific pejorative that you chose that you're exactly the sort of dunce that wouldn't even comprehend the difference between a process and a result.

  175. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Oh, you're one of the modern pleasant, knowledgeable Slashdotters!

    Okay, let's go back to your "words".

    "You're not falling unless you're the smaller of multiple mass localizations that are near enough to cause relative motion."

    Now, you don't even need basic general relativity to know that's wrong. According to Newton's laws, any two objects will exert equal and opposite forces on each other. Since they're in space, according to F=ma, both will move, regardless of relative mass. Both are falling, towards each other. "The apple falls towards the Earth, and the Earth falls towards the apple".

    Unless of course you were using your words in some special Aighearach way? Or perhaps you've been playing Kerbal Space Program too long?

  176. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    You are just an idiot.

    There are no people "who believe in science", in the sense of having faith.

    https://www.dictionary.com/bro...

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
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  179. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    You misunderstand entirely. Still.

    Just because you can read about Newton and do the math in the book and get the same answer as was written in the book, that does not in any way imply that you understood the English word "fall."

    No, Aighearach is not synonymous with "English." Actually it is Gaelic. Don't get so far ahead of yourself. I don't think you're even ready to go as far as Scots.

  180. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    You are just an idiot.

    There are no people "who believe in science", in the sense of having faith.

    https://www.dictionary.com/bro...

    Just take out the word "faith," which you're using in a circular fashion to un-define the word "believe."

    Assume, as a thought experiment, that my words were impeachable and true. Now that you're refraining from insisting I'm "rong," you can simply ask: What meaning of these words, as would be described in a dictionary, add up to a true claim? OK, there, good job, you did it, you understood what I meant!

    If it sounds so untrue that it must have been said by an "idiot," that proves you didn't try to understand it. Understanding involves finding the true meaning in the words. When the meaning of the whole eludes you, it implies only that you didn't choose the correct meaning of the individual words.

    My goal is to say true words for people who are capable of comprehending them. Perhaps it would help if I also pointed out that I didn't try to make them accessible; they're targeted solely at people capable of comprehending words used for their literal meaning, even when that meaning was unexpected. You simply aren't expecting a person to have the perspective I explained, because it isn't one of the perspectives being shouted by the various echo chambers, so you presume there must not be meaning. This is why I don't try to be accessible; you might accidentally think you learned something from what I said, and I don't want that to happen unless it is true!

  181. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    My goal is to say true words for people who are capable of comprehending them.

    And that is the goal of everyone who says: "I believe in science", but you refuse to comprehend it and attempt to turn them into religious nutcracks. Good job.

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
  182. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    For example, I'm speaking words about my own understanding and goals; that has a chance to be honest.

    You're speaking for others; I know you're not all those people, so I know you're full of shit.

    The difference is, you have a belief about what others think, and I don't. Same for science; it is a process not a conclusion, there isn't something to "believe in." Certainly religionists agree that the scientific process exists! Whatever about science you "believe in" that contradicts any other possible beliefs is clearly just mystical bullshit that you're accusing of being science.

    If you engage in a process, why would you even talk about "believing in it?" It would never come up unless you were failing to get the results you wanted and were talking about "believing in the process" in a way that is exactly synonymous with saying you have Faith in the process. It might be psychologically useful at times, but it sure as fuck isn't part of the intended process itself!

  183. Re: It is a fucking cIt is not an alien spacecomet by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    The difference is, you have a belief about what others think, and I don't.
    Yes you have.

    You believe that everyone who says "I believe in science" has no clue about science and is a religious nutcrack who replaced his god by a "science god".

    The difference is, you have a belief about what others think, and I don't.
    Correct. And hence saying "I believe in science" is a kind of metaphor. If you had an IQ above 80, you would grasp that. But we already figured you are a kind of autist or asperger who only can talk with others when the exact perfect matching word is used for something. No worries, you are not the only one of that kind. There is actually a name for this "kind of asperger" ... a Lady I know has it too ... and the reason she has no friends is that she always points out a) I have this kind of asperger and b) after a few minutes starts discussing with you about the meaning of words ...

    If you engage in a process, why would you even talk about "believing in it?"
    Because it is a perfect phrase describing what is going on, look this all are synonyms:
    I believe in X
    I'm convinced X is happening
    I'm certain about X
    I see X is working for me
    I see X is working for others
    X is a fact
    I proved X is true, hence I believe in it.

    And before you have another seizure: synonym does not mean all the meanings are the same. The are only sufficient similar and usually you can find a thesaurus that chains one word via many synonyms to its antonym. I have a printed one at home, but don't find one on the internet to give a good example.

    Have a nice day ...

    Interesting that it does not trouble you to not believe in anything. Your GF must have a hard time convincing you that she is not cheating on you ... how does it come you believe her? Oh, you don't? ... I pity her!

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.