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New App Gives Free Movie Tickets To People Who Watch 15 Minutes of Ads (indiewire.com)

MoviePass's original founder and CEO is launching a new company, reports IndieWire, "to score viewers movie tickets for the low, low price of sitting through 15 to 20 minutes of advertisements." Before you point out that everyone already does that when they watch trailers in the theater, know this: PreShow wants to utilize facial recognition and track how much attention you're paying to each ad. "If it weren't for facial recognition, I don't think we could still do it," Stacy Spikes, PreShow's founder and chief executive, said in an interview with CNET last week. "If not, they could game this all day long."

Here's how it works, per CNET: "Forgoing a password, PreShow's app will only unlock with your phone's facial recognition technology. And while you're watching the ads to earn that free ticket, your phone's camera monitors your level of attention. Walk away or even obscure part of your face? The ad will pause after five seconds."

It's being launched through a Kickstarter campaign, which describes PreShow as "the first ad-supported moviegoer network," saying that the service will be available this July. It also promises that the ad content "is high quality, entertaining, and is an entertainment value in and of itself..."

And though it monitors your face, "Privacy is a top concern. Nobody is recorded, no personally identifiable data is shared, all data is aggregated and anonymized to brand partners."

142 comments

  1. How is this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It sounds exactly like showing up at the scheduled time for any movie in the theater.

    1. Re:How is this different by infolation · · Score: 2

      PreShow's app will only unlock with your phone's facial recognition technology. Your phone's camera monitors your level of attention. Walk away or even obscure part of your face? The ad will pause after five seconds.

      Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about... I give you the finger and you give me my phone call.

    2. Re:How is this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What good is a phone call, if you're unable to speak?

    3. Re: How is this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More ads? You know exactly where you can stick it

    4. Re: How is this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My eyeballs...

    5. Re:How is this different by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, you can probably just play a video of you paying attention to the phone and it'll take in place of you actually watching the ad.

      --
      The party of stupid and the party of evil get together and do something both stupid and evil, then call it bipartisan.
    6. Re:How is this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put another way, if this actually worked movie theaters could offer free movies and just start them 15 minutes early with more ads with some rules about no talking during those 15+ minutes.

    7. Re:How is this different by mark-t · · Score: 2

      Bonus points if you can get your phone to simply treat a picture of your middle finger as your face...

    8. Re:How is this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds exactly like showing up at the scheduled time for any movie in the theater.

      Except that you don't have to pay dollars to get in.

    9. Re:How is this different by Rande · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I came here to say.
      Though they could use the data usefully even then to train an AI to distinguish between a person watching and a recording (since the recording won't be able to do face and eye motion in reaction to the ad.)

    10. Re:How is this different by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, you can probably just play a video of you paying attention to the phone and it'll take in place of you actually watching the ad.

      I was just thinking of pointing the camera at a photograph of myself.

      --
      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    11. Re:How is this different by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Sorry everybody. There was a guy in the back who sneezed and missed something. Please stand by as we restart the 15 minutes of ads again.

    12. Re:How is this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You normally have to pay for a ticket!

    13. Re:How is this different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this way, you get to watch the ads before you watch the ads before you watch the movie! Trust me... its better.

  2. What? Movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought they stopped showing movies in theaters long ago, that it was all ads and political propaganda..

  3. Why bother? by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    Don't you have to watch 15 minutes of ads a the theater anyways? How about just go to bittorrent or pay the money.

    1. Re:Why bother? by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1) Feed bogus video of engaged faces to virtual android devices running the app,
      2) Sell the tickets.
      3) Profit.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ This moron asserts there's "$50 of steel in a car" also.

    3. Re:Why bother? by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      Cut up and down your arms, not across. Get the job done.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re: Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing, the morons on TV "news" assert jet fuel can melt steel beams. yeah, sure... AE911Truth Org

    5. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ This moron asserts there's "$50 of steel in a car" also. Literally, that dumb.

    6. Re:Why bother? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1) Take a picture of your face
      2) Print it on a color printer
      3) Put it in front of your phone, start the app
      4) Come back 15 minutes later
      5) Go see a movie for free

    7. Re:Why bother? by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      How about just challenging the underlying craziness. So I have largely been video commercial free for quite some number of years, so much so, they have become extremely offensive and aggravating, unless they are well mannered, informative and not full of screaming bullshit (I find nothing will put me more off a product, that the screaming bullshit variety of ads). I do have money to spend and I most certainly could not give a fuck about watching something I find personally intrusive and offensive (with regard to my personal sense of well being and contentment).

      Who will watch those ads, those least able to afford the products those ads sell, so to be blunt what is the fucking point. It is like free to air TV, who watches it now, those with the least money to spend and will to put up with 5 minutes of ads every 15 minutes of content, so what is the fucking point because, they in the majority have no money to spend because those with money are paying for commercial free.

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    8. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you have to watch 15 minutes of ads a the theater anyways?

      Not without a ticket, in which case you aren't supposed to be in there let alone watch the ads before the movie.

      How about just go to bittorrent or pay the money.

      I think that's the entire point, this is one more option:

      You can buy a ticket for money (to see the ads you are referring to)
      You can get a ticket by watching ads (to then go and see the additional ads you are referring to)
      You can skip the ticket and theater and download a pre-release (potentially dealing with the legal repercussions)
      You can skip the ticket and theater and wait until its officially on streaming services (hopefully one without ads)

      More options are rarely a bad thing, so long as they don't remove existing options.

    9. Re:Why bother? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      How dare you ruin my sarcastic fun by trying to make this a serious discussion! :p

      It's a stupid idea. It'll fall flat on it's face. I'm openly mocking it. :-P

    10. Re:Why bother? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Don't you have to watch 15 minutes of ads a the theater anyways?

      Yes. They want you to watch 30 minutes.

      Although this will only appeal to the demographic who don't have much disposable income. Not sure how good they are for advertisiers.

      How about just go to bittorrent or pay the money.

      Some people are broke but disapprove of piracy.

    11. Re:Why bother? by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      Instead of all that crap, how about this one simple trick:

      1) Connect VPN
      2) Go to any pirate site
      3) See a movie for free

    12. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For almost every movie I see, I wait for it to come to Redbox. Not only do I get to skip the ads, I save a lot of money by not having to buy three movie tickets and over-priced garbage food. I expect to see only three movies in the theater this year.

    13. Re:Why bother? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Ah, but it doesn't count if you don't watch, so it does face and eye tracking. People are still naive into thinking your views are immensely valuable, but at least in this case you might actually get something back from it instead of just intrusive target ads (though undoubtedly they will sell your data for extra "monetization").

      Also, if anyone has see the M.A.N.I.A.C. series on Netfix, this news reminded me a lot of the "Ad Buddy" idea, a person who follows you around reciting ads to you so that you can earn some cash.

    14. Re:Why bother? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      No 'Profit' step.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  4. play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what if we were to play recorde face to the camera?

  5. You don't leave it resident... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & how's it supposed to do it when it's not running (or when it does)? It doesn't & I'll post tons disagreeing w/ you next.

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    1. Re: You don't leave it resident... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * You'll crap yourself (which I love seeing, lol) as always,

      So you're into scat pron, good to know. Now go take your medication you craven lunatic.

  6. Watch 20 minutes of ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch 20 minutes of ads for the privilege of watching 20 minutes of ads.

    Pass.

    1. Re:Watch 20 minutes of ads by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Watch 20 minutes of ads for the privilege of watching 20 minutes of ads.
      Pass.

      You forgot the 2 hours of product placements in the movie ...

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    2. Re:Watch 20 minutes of ads by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      Alongside the 2 hours of bullshit that is the movie.

      --
      Beware of the Leopard.
    3. Re:Watch 20 minutes of ads by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Or associated toys/merch for movies set in fantasy worlds.

    4. Re:Watch 20 minutes of ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the fact that movie itself is a third re-make of a sequels sequel.

  7. Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surely if you are off the demographic that is willing to sit through 20 minutes of advertising in order to get a free/cheap movie, you are the kind of person who has no money to buy whatever shite the adverts are trying to sell you?

    1. Re:Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel cheated, as a notorious cheapskate. Last time I paid for a film was the only English-with-subtitles, as opposed to dubbed, yuck, showing of the then new Bond installment in Berlin. They showed at least 20 minutes of ads, which I mainly recall because I got so annoyed I considered walking out again. Now they're telling me I overpaid. Well, shit.

      Actually, even if I could've gotten in free, had I known beforehand I probably wouldn't've done it. I certainly haven't shelled out for a film since. And that was something like three Bond films back.

    2. Re:Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone is that cheap, then why are they not fetching an ad-free copy from BitTorrent? Pandering to the cheapskates doesn't make sense. However, the ad-mongers are desparate for funding right now since a recession is looming. This reminds me of the "free" Compaq PC you got if you accepted that a part of the screen would always be devoted to ads. That went over like a lead balloon.

    3. Re:Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average movie ticket in the US is $10. In order for this to make sense from the perspective of the opportunity cost of time, you would need to value your leisure time at $30/hour. If you accept that overtime rates are a reasonable proxy for pricing leisure time and assume OT is time and a half, that works out to a base pay rate of $20/hr. These advertisers will need to target people making $40,000/yr.

    4. Re:Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it is propaganda to persuade people to change their minds? It might be a 15 minute political ad, a SuperPAC ad, a PR ad, or just trying to get someone to support an issue that will make those with power more money.

    5. Re:Insanity by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Or someone smart enough to just point the camera at another phone playing a video of someone's attentive face.

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    6. Re:Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been trying to explain this forever, how our ad agency to wasting our monies on "ads". Literally, anyone with any IQ is probably blocking ads, we're only left with "impressions" from the lowest type of internet user.

    7. Re:Insanity by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, if he's dumb enough to not know how to block the ad, he might be dumb enough to actually buy that shit, too.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    8. Re:Insanity by omnichad · · Score: 1

      If you value your leisure time at the same rate as your work time, then you can't afford to buy your leisure time.

  8. Registered /.ers disagree w/ you #1/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  9. Registered /.ers disagree w/ you #2/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    1. Re: Registered /.ers disagree w/ you #2/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    2. Re: Registered /.ers disagree w/ you #2/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He does a good thing. Sounds like You just sit on a couch sucking welfare as a waste of food, water, oxygen and taxpayer money or was it your shrink's couch you speak of as you lament your do nothing wasted life to him?

    3. Re: Registered /.ers disagree w/ you #2/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is APK aware when this other personality takes control? Or is this just a regular a sock puppet?

    4. Re: Registered /.ers disagree w/ you #2/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All anyone is aware of is how you stalk apk using unidentifiable anonymous like the crackpot you are.

  10. Endless loop of me being 'interested'. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

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  11. Registered /.ers disagree w/ you #5/5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  12. Do 60 minutes of work to get "free" movies by xack · · Score: 1

    It's revolutionary, I call it a "Job".

    1. Re:Do 60 minutes of work to get "free" movies by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You poor minimum wage earning bastard.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Do 60 minutes of work to get "free" movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ This moron asserts there's "$50 of steel in a car" also...

    3. Re:Do 60 minutes of work to get "free" movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not revolutionary.
      Downloading and watching it for free is revolutionary. Thanks to the internet we can have media on our own terms, just like we did before copyright existed.

    4. Re:Do 60 minutes of work to get "free" movies by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Memory is failing you, again, drinkypoo.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    5. Re:Do 60 minutes of work to get "free" movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^ This moron asserts there's "$50 of steel in a car" also... Sorry, your lies are too easily exposed, you nutless little bitch. You're a faggot of no value. Not $50 worth of anything in your entire life.

      You're 100% bullshit.

  13. Even CHINA copied me (vs. DNS down/redirected) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  14. Security pros etc. QUOTED on hosts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "classic Windows hosts trick to block the Coinhive or Crypto-Loot domains" - https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/a-new-player-joins-coinhive-on-the-browser-cryptojacking-scene/ - BLEEPING COMPUTER

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  16. Re:Trump won't need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hohoho "I have concluded that the evidence is not sufficient to establish that the President committed an obstruction-of-justice" https://news.slashdot.org/stor...

  17. That's good by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    I will therefore give them a big middle finger while I forego watching any of their stinking ads.

    1. Re:That's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will therefore give them a big middle finger while I forego watching any of their stinking ads.

      What you should do is go to the theater and just pay to watch the ads they have there.

    2. Re: That's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zero interest. Yawn

  18. So... by xlsior · · Score: 1

    Record yourself "paying attention" to a video for 15 minutes one time, and point the webcam at a laptop playing the recording to "verify" that you're watching their new ads going forward?

  19. A better deal 100% free & works... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  20. Re: A better deal 100% free & works... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah but how does HOSTS get me free movie tickets?

  21. Who wants to join me in a new startup? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We hire people in China and India to use VPNs to watch the commercials for $0.19, then we sell the movie tickets for $4.99 each! I figure with Square/Paypal overhead, we should clear a solid $4.50 per ticket!

    --
    Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
    1. Re:Who wants to join me in a new startup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a job, disgusting LA yellow fever moron.

    2. Re:Who wants to join me in a new startup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I'd buy a few shares in that. Sounds genius!

    3. Re:Who wants to join me in a new startup? by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the going rate on Amazon's Mechanical Turk is to watch a 15-20 minute video..

  22. earbuds and another screen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    prop up your phone just under another screen, stick in some earbuds (for that other device), and watch a different movie while earning free tickets to see one in the theater.

  23. F off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movies re bad enough as is.

    Just waiting for the next Avengers movie with (2 minutes more CGI, 6 more pointless explosions, 1 more famous actors name in the credits but never starred in the movie, even less plot than the last movies etc)

    The movies are just garbage.

    A better use would be to look at peoples faces during the movie, and discount the movie every time they look away.

    But feel free to try it, though I am not sure how videoing the empty seat where I could have been will help.

  24. Revolutionary by sheramil · · Score: 1

    Can I pay the regular ticket price and avoid ALL of the advertisements?

    Didn't think so.

  25. Black Mirror by markdavis · · Score: 1

    How this type of scheme could be worth a free movie ticket is beyond me. But, I suppose some people will do anything.

    Anyway... yep... Black Mirror season 1 episode 2 "Fifteen Million Merits" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    1. Re:Black Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How this type of scheme could be worth a free movie ticket is beyond me.

      Spoiler: It's not. Remember, this is brought to you by the same genius that thought $10/mo for unlimited movies was a good idea. It's like this dude is stuck in the late 90's Internet hysteria.

    2. Re:Black Mirror by sad_ · · Score: 1

      with the difference being that it was being forced upon with no way to not watch ads.
      here people are doing it by choice.

      --
      On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
    3. Re:Black Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was covered in the dystopian future in Black Mirror S01E02. Forced to watch ads from your box.

      Ugh. Do not want.

      The CEO of MoviePass was also covered (well, lampooned) by College Humor in one of their funnier sketches:
      MoviePass CEO: PLEASE DON'T CANCEL.

    4. Re:Black Mirror by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      The marginal cost of showing a film is near zero, assuming it is not sold out and they would have to add another screen. In other words, the cost to the theater is about the same if there is one person in the room, or all the seats are filled. So whatever amount of extra customers they can get in the theater, who will buy drinks and snacks (which is where they make most of their profit) is good. With digital projectors, there isn't even any film wear, like you get with physical film prints. The main costs are the capital and overhead of the building, and staff, which are nearly the same for a full house vs an empty house

    5. Re:Black Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no. the theater has to pay the movie studio's on a per ticket sold basis. its not just a blank license to show as much as they want to how ever many people they want.

  26. Re: A better deal 100% free & works... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing can in your case. You haven't given us your real name! Nobody would know who to send them to!

  27. I don't even KNOW wtf THAT is, lol... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Yet YOU do - YOU the truly CRAVEN COWARD lunatic that hides behind unidentifiable anon STALKING me as always...

    APK

    P.S.=> You must truly be ONE sick fuck as I suspect whatever the HELL 'scat pron' is, only a TWISTO like YOU would KNOW what the hell it is, I don't nor do I wish to (might infect me & make me a weirdo LOON stalker like you)... apk

  28. Limited time offer by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

    Until "Stacy Spikes" [who?] can convince advertisers that there's premium value in ads force-fed to a population that gets increasingly good at pretending to pay attention to them while doing something else altogether [yes, dear...]

  29. Re:A better deal 100% free & works... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you such a jizz-guzzling faggot? Look at all this worthless shit you posted a million goddamned times all over the place? You do know that nobody wants your stupid shit, don't you? The more times you post this shit the more you're embarassing yourself. I think it's time you stopped, take a few months away from the Internets, get out of your stepmothers basement and get some fresh air. Take a shower? Put on some clean clothes (especially your underwear, ew, must be squishy by now), maybe thought about getting a *job* for once in your life? Who knows, if you clean yourself up, clean up your *act*, and learn to behave yourself in public, maybe an actual live-in-the-flesh GIRL will actually talk to you without screaming in horror!

  30. Re-purposing mannequins by Vanyle · · Score: 1

    Now we know where all those heads can go when all the stores are shutting down.

  31. Time to shoot down another "projectionist"... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & a punk like YOU STALKING me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anon posts like the PUNK you are bitch? Pitiful!

    * I'd take a look up this page beneath THIS POST (where I just made you EAT YOUR WORDS punk) https://entertainment.slashdot... lol...

    Actually that's NOT 100% correct - Our fellow REGISTERED /.ers made you EAT, lmao...

    I own my own home (fully paid off, vehicle as well - soon to be CLASSIC sportscar that's in GTA type games also) - do YOU "mama's BOY" you PROJECT YOU ARE also?? No, you don't.

    You're too fucking STUPID.

    I also GUARANTEE I've had MORE pussy & of FAR HIGHER QUALITY than a NO BALLS WORM like you will ever, Ever, EVER even SEE your entire WASTED LIFE, lol.... fact.

    APK

    P.S.=> By the way pussy - I haven't HAD TO WORK FOR ANYONE in 12++ yrs. & run my own business successfully UNLIKE a MENIAL wageslave BURGERKING employee like YOU, hahahahaha... apk

  32. Black Mirror by Bandraginus · · Score: 5, Informative

    This was covered in the dystopian future in Black Mirror S01E02. Forced to watch ads from your box.

    Ugh. Do not want.

  33. Re: A better deal 100% free & works... apk by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Jokes on you. I've legally changed my real name to 'Anonymous Coward' and am filing suit for identity theft against /.

  34. You're a fucking joke FAKENAME... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject FAKE NAME FUCK - because that IS all YOU are fucker - don't like that? Too bad you do-NOTHING worthless little fuck.

    * :)

    (I've just described YOU perfectly & you KNOW it, BOY!)

    APK

    P.S.=> No balls bitch you are... apk

  35. North Korea will buy this by Beechmere · · Score: 0

    I reckon the Government of North Korea will buy the technology behind this app, and use it to monitor the facial expressions of the thousands of people who turn out to cheer a missile parade, or cry when a "dear leader" dies. Anybody caught frowning at a new missile (or alternately, laughing when they realise it's made from balsa wood) or looking happy when Kim's coffin trundles past is immediately sent to the prison farm.

  36. And don't not forget about the trailers by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So they'll throw a bunch of adds that the people wanting free tickets will have to watch. I bet that will be before the set of ads that is normally played because the theatres aren't going to give up that revenue, especially in the first couple of weeks a movie plays when they get almost nothing (~10%) of ticket sales. Then there's the 15 to 20 minutes of trailers that show us the only good parts of movies that will be on a year from now and if we're lucky those scenes will actually be in the movie.

    And if we buy the movie for home use we're stuck not being able to skip past through the FBI and anti-piracy warnings and sometimes even the trailers too. Wonderful if you are watching a ten year old movie on DVD and want to see trailers for movies that came out even before then.

    Then they break up the streaming sites into almost 20 sites by the time Disney and all the new ones get introduced. Each one with it's own unique content so you have to subscribe to a whole bunch of them to get what you want. Just like cable and having to get a bunch of packages leaving you with a huge bill every month.

    And the corporate big wigs wonder why people turned to downloading content. /rant

    1. Re:And don't not forget about the trailers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if we buy the movie for home use we're stuck not being able to skip past through the FBI and anti-piracy warnings and sometimes even the trailers too.

      This is why I dump every blu ray and DVD I own to my hard drive. The amount of time it takes to get the main menu, and to get through the warnings for a movie I bought, and any other skippable content is crazy.

      https://i.imgur.com/GxzeV.jpg
       

    2. Re:And don't not forget about the trailers by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      > so you have to subscribe to a whole bunch of them to get what you want.

      Nah, if you aren't willing to pirate, just subscribe to services on a rotating basis. When you run out of interesting stuff on one service, cancel and go to the next. By the time you run out of services, and go back to the first, it should have some new content.

  37. MacOS version now available, too... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am God's gift & have great news: APK Hosts File Engine 1.0++ 64-bit for MacOS h t t p : / / a p k . i t - m a t e . c o . u k / A P K H o s t s F i l e E n g i n e F o r M a c O S . z i p

    Yields more security/speed/reliability/anonymity vs. any 1 solution (99% of threats use hostnames vs. IP address most firewalls use) more efficiently/FASTER + NATIVELY 4 less!

    Vs. "Bolt on 'MoAr' illogic-logic" slowing u hosts speed u up 2 ways: Adblocks + Hardcode fav. sites u spend most time @ vs. competition loaded w/ security bugs (DNS/AntiVir) + overheads slowing u (messagepass 'souled-out' to advertisers easily detected & blocked addons + firewall filtering drivers) & their complexity leads to exploitation!

    * ONLY 1 of its kind in GUI 4 MacOS!

    (Better vs. Windows model)

    APK

    P.S.=> Protects against ALL known & unknown vulnerabilities. Now supports port filters in hosts. My work is world-class & China copied it because they can't do better. I am God's gift to Slashdot... apk

  38. MacOS version now available, too... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am God's gift & have great news: APK Hosts File Engine 1.0++ 64-bit for MacOS h t t p : / / a p k . i t - m a t e . c o . u k / A P K H o s t s F i l e E n g i n e F o r M a c O S . z i p

    Yields more security/speed/reliability/anonymity vs. any 1 solution (99% of threats use hostnames vs. IP address most firewalls use) more efficiently/FASTER + NATIVELY 4 less!

    Vs. "Bolt on 'MoAr' illogic-logic" slowing u hosts speed u up 2 ways: Adblocks + Hardcode fav. sites u spend most time @ vs. competition loaded w/ security bugs (DNS/AntiVir) + overheads slowing u (messagepass 'souled-out' to advertisers easily detected & blocked addons + firewall filtering drivers) & their complexity leads to exploitation!

    * ONLY 1 of its kind in GUI 4 MacOS!

    (Better vs. Windows model)

    APK

    P.S.=> Protects against ALL known & unknown vulnerabilities. Now supports port filters in hosts. My work is world-class & China copied it because they can't do better. I am God's gift to Slashdot... apk

  39. MacOS version now available, too... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am God's gift & have great news: APK Hosts File Engine 1.0++ 64-bit for MacOS h t t p : / / a p k . i t - m a t e . c o . u k / A P K H o s t s F i l e E n g i n e F o r M a c O S . z i p

    Yields more security/speed/reliability/anonymity vs. any 1 solution (99% of threats use hostnames vs. IP address most firewalls use) more efficiently/FASTER + NATIVELY 4 less!

    Vs. "Bolt on 'MoAr' illogic-logic" slowing u hosts speed u up 2 ways: Adblocks + Hardcode fav. sites u spend most time @ vs. competition loaded w/ security bugs (DNS/AntiVir) + overheads slowing u (messagepass 'souled-out' to advertisers easily detected & blocked addons + firewall filtering drivers) & their complexity leads to exploitation!

    * ONLY 1 of its kind in GUI 4 MacOS!

    (Better vs. Windows model)

    APK

    P.S.=> Protects against ALL known & unknown vulnerabilities. Now supports port filters in hosts. My work is world-class & China copied it because they can't do better. I am God's gift to Slashdot... apk

  40. Ad Buddy by Quake1v1 · · Score: 1

    How soon until friend proxy is a thing too? I need friends to go to the movies with.

  41. Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MacOS model's not done: Stop IMPERSONATING me lying & proof portfilter err's can't happen https://news.slashdot.org/comm... in my work!

    u ADMIT u have a /. acct & STALK me by UNIDENTIFIABLE ac https://hardware.slashdot.org/... - YOU got ISSUES.

    That's "best ya got"?

    u WISH u were ME (as ur POOR imitation = the sincerest form of flattery).

    WASTING ur life STALKING me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anon OR IMPERSONATING me?

    Make a Wheel https://isc.sans.edu/forums/di... as I did giving users more speed/security/reliability & anonymity NATIVELY doing more for less vs. ANY single 'solution' via the best hosts file multiplatform:

    APK Hosts File Engine 2.0++ 64-bit for Linux h t t p : / / a p k . i t - m a t e . c o . u k / A P K H o s t s F i l e E n g i n e F o r L i n u x . z i p

    APK Hosts File Engine 10++ SR-1 32/64-bit for Windows https://hosts-file.net/?s=Down...

    APK

    P.S.=> I BLOW U AWAY https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... + https://it.slashdot.org/commen... + https://yro.slashdot.org/comme...

  42. Yet again STOP IMPERSONATING me... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Your kind uses bitch tactics & hides behind UNIDENTIFIABLE anon to IMPERSONATE me because you WISH you were me. I'm world-class & you're just a soyboy not-man HIDING like the weezil you are.

    * I'm not gay, but you WISH. It's why you FANTASIZE about me at truck stops. Paying a man is the best YOUR KIND can get.

    I hate homos & that means I HATE you. You sneak around with UNIDENTIFIABLE anon & stalk me but you KNOW you'll never be me. I hate homos, nigs, & Juden scum. I joined the Ku Klux Klan so I could be around like-minded REAL MEN. You IMPERSONATED me on /. all weekend while I was at a cross lighting and prayed for God to crush you Juden homo weezils.

    God made he his instrument of vengeance & I win by nullifying ads w/ my work. I give users more speed/security/reliability & anonymity NATIVELY doing more for less vs. any single 'solution' via the best hosts file multiplatform.

    APK

    P.S.=> Grow up... apk

    1. Re:Yet again STOP IMPERSONATING me... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey fake APK do you really think you deceive anybody but your own wasted life self showing everyone what you are (a loser)? Guess again.

    2. Re:Yet again STOP IMPERSONATING me... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey fake APK do you really think you deceive anybody but your own wasted life self showing everyone what you are (a loser)? Guess again once again https://entertainment.slashdot...

    3. Re:Yet again STOP IMPERSONATING me... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey fake APK do you really think you deceive anybody but your own wasted life self showing everyone what you are (a loser)? Guess again monkey nig.

  43. Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MacOS model's not done: Stop IMPERSONATING me lying & proof portfilter err's can't happen https://news.slashdot.org/comm... in my work!

    u ADMIT u have a /. acct & STALK me by UNIDENTIFIABLE ac https://hardware.slashdot.org/... - YOU got ISSUES.

    That's "best ya got"?

    u WISH u were ME (as ur POOR imitation = sincerest form of flattery).

    WASTING ur life STALKING me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anon OR IMPERSONATING me?

    Make a Wheel https://isc.sans.edu/forums/di... as I did giving users more speed/security/reliability & anonymity NATIVELY doing more for less vs. ANY single 'solution' via the best hosts file multiplatform:

    APK Hosts File Engine 2.0++ 64-bit for Linux h t t p : / / a p k . i t - m a t e . c o . u k / A P K H o s t s F i l e E n g i n e F o r L i n u x . z i p

    APK Hosts File Engine 10++ SR-1 32/64-bit for Windows https://hosts-file.net/?s=Down...

    APK

    P.S.=> I BLOW U AWAY https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... + https://it.slashdot.org/commen... + https://yro.slashdot.org/comme...

  44. Yet again STOP IMPERSONATING me... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Your kind uses bitch tactics & hides behind UNIDENTIFIABLE anon to IMPERSONATE me because you WISH you were me. I'm world-class & you're just a soyboy not-man HIDING like the weezil you are.

    * I'm not gay, but you WISH. It's why you FANTASIZE about me at truck stops. Paying a man is the best YOUR KIND can get.

    I hate homos & that means I HATE you. You sneak around with UNIDENTIFIABLE anon & stalk me but you KNOW you'll never be me. I hate homos, nigs, & Juden scum. I joined the Ku Klux Klan so I could be around like-minded REAL MEN. You IMPERSONATED me on /. all weekend while I was at a cross lighting and prayed for God to crush you Juden homo weezils.

    God made he his instrument of vengeance & I win by nullifying ads w/ my work. I give users more speed/security/reliability & anonymity NATIVELY doing more for less vs. any single 'solution' via the best hosts file multiplatform.

    APK

    P.S.=> Grow up... apk

  45. Yet again STOP IMPERSONATING me... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Your kind uses bitch tactics & hides behind UNIDENTIFIABLE anon to IMPERSONATE me because you WISH you were me. I'm world-class & you're just a soyboy not-man HIDING like the weezil you are.

    * I'm not gay, but you WISH. It's why you FANTASIZE about me at truck stops. Paying a man is the best YOUR KIND can get.

    I hate homos & that means I HATE you. You sneak around with UNIDENTIFIABLE anon & stalk me but you KNOW you'll never be me. I hate homos, nigs, & Juden scum. I joined the Ku Klux Klan so I could be around like-minded REAL MEN. You IMPERSONATED me on /. all weekend while I was at a cross lighting and prayed for God to crush you Juden homo weezils.

    God made he his instrument of vengeance & I win by nullifying ads w/ my work. I give users more speed/security/reliability & anonymity NATIVELY doing more for less vs. any single 'solution' via the best hosts file multiplatform.

    APK

    P.S.=> Grow up... apk

  46. Still IMPERSONATING me JEALOUS "Lil' Jowie"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MacOS model's not done: Stop IMPERSONATING me lying & proof portfilter err's can't happen https://news.slashdot.org/comm... in my work!

    u ADMIT u have a /. acct & STALK me by UNIDENTIFIABLE ac https://hardware.slashdot.org/... - YOU got ISSUES.

    That's "best ya got"?

    u WISH u were ME (as ur POOR imitation = the sincerest form of flattery).

    WASTING ur life STALKING me by UNIDENTIFIABLE anon OR IMPERSONATING me?

    Make a Wheel https://isc.sans.edu/forums/di... as I did giving users more speed/security/reliability & anonymity NATIVELY doing more for less vs. ANY single 'solution' via the best hosts file multiplatform:

    APK Hosts File Engine 2.0++ 64-bit for Linux h t t p : / / a p k . i t - m a t e . c o . u k / A P K H o s t s F i l e E n g i n e F o r L i n u x . z i p

    APK Hosts File Engine 10++ SR-1 32/64-bit for Windows https://hosts-file.net/?s=Down...

    APK

    P.S.=> I BLOW U AWAY https://tech.slashdot.org/comm... + https://it.slashdot.org/commen... + https://yro.slashdot.org/comme...

  47. Privacy is a top .. ha ha.. concern by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Ha hah ah ho ho h o ho ho ho...

    How many times has Facebook said this. I think at this point, it's agame for them to see if they can get away with it "just one more time!"

    Of *COURSE* this app will violate your privacy. It's just a question of how much.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  48. bait and switch by renegade600 · · Score: 1

    can you really trust them to give you a ticket after all, it is still moviepass? sounds like another bait and switch scam to me.

  49. Lo tech / Hi tech by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, you can probably just play a video of you paying attention to the phone and it'll take in place of you actually watching the ad.

    The low tech version:
    - Hacked android / app, piping the content of a pre-recorded video into the video input of the app.
    (In a couple of months, they'll try various way to fingerprint the input to detect if it's in a loop, clever users will trivially bypass these checks, just by flipping random pixels / adding noise).

    The high tech version:
      - teleprompter-style two-way mirror like the ones used by every single youtuber.
    Except that instead of youtube, the camera is actually the android app playing the add (with a dummy cable in the audio jack, so it doesn't actually play the sound)
    And instead of the script, your normal activity is visible on reflected prompter image.

    -----

    Almost fool-proof until they decide to exclusively only display interactive ads (the kind where you need to play a mini-game to "complete" the ad - usually for a sort of enforced demo-trial games).

    --
    "Sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from reality." - [Tips: 1DrYakQDKCQ6y52z6QbnkxHXAocMZJE61o ]
    1. Re: Lo tech / Hi tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could literally just record yourself while you're staring at your phone for an hour or so at home. I don't think its uncommon to sit on the couch and read a few news articles or browse some content on a phone for an hour. In theory, this can be done simultaneously with any additional depth sensors as well but I don't know what sort of access restrictions exist on common mobile sensors and platforms (iOS, Android).

      iOS in particular likes to support the commercial world so it may be difficult to use another datastream in place of the sensors (camera, depth) if there's tight policy control and some form of authentication/verification handshake that the data being streamed is coming from the sensors and not virtual hardware devices or other sources. This seems pretty easy to enforce in a world as controlled as iOS. If sensor inputs were treated like PINs/other unlocking authentication forms, then it won't be easy to simply trick the app, at least not in a genuine iOS environment. Perhaps in an emulated environment with lot of low level work.

    2. Re:Lo tech / Hi tech by Guignol · · Score: 1

      An almost perfect hack has been found already by clever french gendarmerie many years ago
      I know I know, vid. or it didn't happen...

  50. Re: I give parking tickets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone keeps saying that Slashdot has posting filters in place that get rid of posts like Natalie Portmanns Hot Grits or something. If that's true then why isn't Slashdot REGEX filtering for "jQMMMMMMMMMMMMMMQt" which would get rid of this damn swastika spam that I've seen over 100 times on /. the last few months.

  51. not-torrent by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Pandering to the cheapskates doesn't make sense. However, the ad-mongers are desparate for funding right now since a recession is looming.

    the ad-mongers aren't the only desperate.

    If someone is that cheap, then why are they not fetching an ad-free copy from BitTorrent?

    The main point of all these attempts at cheap tickets etc. is to try to get people out of BitTorrent (or Netflix/Amazon/whatever/wtfbbqlol) and *back into* the movie theaters.

    --
    "Sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from reality." - [Tips: 1DrYakQDKCQ6y52z6QbnkxHXAocMZJE61o ]
    1. Re:not-torrent by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a movie in a theater for about a decade now. First Off-rental DVDs got cheaper than a ticket, and they came with extras besides the movie. Then broadband got fast enough to download them. Sharing a big room with kids using their smartphones isn't much of an attraction either.

  52. What an innovative business model! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome to 2001.
    What could go wrong.

  53. I'd rather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather watch the movie in my media room.

    The sound system is decent.
    The display is decent.
    The teenagers with the crisps and phones are absent.
    The chattering children have been sent to bed.
    The movie starts when I want.
    There is a pee/beer/snack break when I want it.
    And I don't have to mess about pointing my phone at a looped video of myself paying attention!

  54. The Flaw in the Business Model by Musical_Joe · · Score: 2

    You're absolutely right, and when I learn how to use my mod points, I'll mod your comment up!

    It does seem these days that companies are obsessed about getting as many clicks or eyeballs as possible without actually considering who is clicking or... umm... eyeballing.

    The only real reason for spending money on advertising is to sell something. Surely you can work out roughly how much money people have got to spend by looking at what they'll do to save money? So... 20 minutes watching ads for a £5 cinema ticket, plus the 10 minutes of 'admin' time to register and all that crap basically puts the audience for this app into the "no money", "on benefits" or "minimum wage" categories at best.

    And which company's business model is to specifically target that demographic?

    1. Re:The Flaw in the Business Model by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      Many of the people who go to movie theaters these days are young, and don't have much disposable income. They also are tech-savvy, and will latch on to cheats in a heartbeat.

  55. APK is right I wish I was him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    APK is right, I wish I was him so I can become a professional cum dumpster for truckers and host unlimited dicks.
    Teach me how to write like a serial killer and how to buy derelict houses in the ghetto for a $1.
    Tell me how to keep from being institutionalized while suffering from several different mental illnesses.
    These are skills you have mastered and I want to learn from the master.

    1. Re:APK is right I wish I was him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's certain APK doesn't want to be you STALKER punk that hides behind unidentifiable anonymous to do so like the weakling you are.

  56. That's some wicked definition of "free"! by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 0

    15 minutes watching ads actually costs me more than buying a ticket...

    --
    Upward mobility is a slippery slope - the higher you climb the more you show your ass.
  57. Better than other "deals.." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Watch 7 videos (easily 15 minutes), get 1 cent..."

  58. Yay! Watch ads twice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So let me get this straight: You watch 15 minutes of commercials, get 2 free tickets to go to
    a theater and watch 30 minutes of commercials, then see the movies.

    Wow. Sign me up. 'Cuz clearly what I'm missing in my life is more commercials.

  59. Easy to thwart by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

    Funny. I was playing a video game on my phone while i had the slashdot page up on my desktop computer.

    Both screens were front of my face. If the phone screen was to do facial recognition I would have no doubt that it would think that I was looking right at it, while my eyes were actually focused on the monitor 18" behind it.

    So unless the facial recognition is so good that it can see what depth the eyes are focused at, I don't see this as a particularly difficult thing to thwart.

    --
    Help! I'm a slashdot refugee.
  60. "Top concern" by MisterBad · · Score: 1

    "Privacy is a top concern" is exactly the kind of thing that people unconcerned with privacy say.

    This is an evil product.

    --
    Evan Prodromou | evan@prodromou.name | http://evan.prodromou.name/
  61. ORLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already see people putting their phone in front of their recorded face in a LCD monitor or a printed sheet in front of the phone for getting the tickets.

    Hope that works. : )

  62. Time to expose APK's exaggerations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own my own home (fully paid off

    His parents duplex that he lived in the basement of until they sold it to him for a $1 so he wouldn't have to live on the streets.

    vehicle as well - soon to be CLASSIC sportscar that's in GTA type games also

    A shitty Hyundai Tiburon from the early 2000s.

    I also GUARANTEE I've had MORE pussy

    Sex with stray cats.

    I haven't HAD TO WORK FOR ANYONE in 12++ yrs

    He got fired during the great recession and hasn't found stable above board work since.

    run my own business successfully

    Sucks cock at the truck stop for tips.

  63. Time to expose YOUR lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My car's no "shitty Tiburon": Only 37k miles on it run on 15k Mobil 1 synthetic too (regular oil changes @ 5k too). Perfect condition. On resale when it hits "20 yr. classic", I'll make a MINT on it & already have a buyer who is interested (rich Arab kid).

    My parents didn't live here. They are divorced & did not live together since 1977. My father did & I bought the place from him (good house, I did the work on it over time is why & knew it inside/out).

    Sex with stray cats? That's about the best YOU can do, lol - not I. Human girls are my thing.

    I do run my own business successfully for coming up on 12 yrs. now & it works for me. I.E. - My money works for ME not me working for money.

    APK

    P.S.=> QUESTION: Do YOU own your OWN HOME fully paid off? Do you have a vehicle FULLY paid off even?? I doubt it but answer PROVING you do - you can't, troll, lol... apk