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The UN Wants To Build Floating Cities To Save Us From Climate Change (wired.com)

dmoberhaus writes: On Wednesday, the United Nations convened its first ever round table on floating cities. WIRED was in attendance to hear about one specific proposal -- Oceanix City -- the creation of a co-founder of Blue Frontiers, the for-profit wing of the Thiel-backed Seasteading Institute. This project, he says, is less about libertarianism and more about survival. It sounds like paradise, but many technological, economic, and political hurdles will have to be overcome before it's a reality. "Oceanix City was designed by the renowned Danish architect Bjarke Ingels, along with dozens of experts from institutions like the UN and MIT," Wired reports. "According to Ingels, who lives on a houseboat himself, residents of the floating city will use 100 percent renewable energy, eat only plant-based food, produce zero waste, and provide housing affordable to all, not just the rich."

"At the core of Oceanix City is a 4.5-acre hexagonal floating platform that is meant to host up to 300 people," the report adds. "These platforms are modular, meaning they can be linked to form larger communities as they tessellate across the surface of the ocean. Each platform will be anchored to the ocean floor using biorock, a material that is harder than concrete and can be grown using minerals found in the ocean, which could make the anchor more secure over time. These anchors might also serve as the seeds of artificial reefs to rejuvenate aquatic ecosystems around the floating city." The community's needs and city's location will determine the design of each platform. For example, some could act as barriers to limit the impact of waves; while others could be dedicated to agriculture. Wired goes on to discuss the political and technological challenges associated with these floating cities.

"The plan for the first Oceanix City is to moor it about a mile off the coast of a major city," reports Wired. "If one of these ocean-top communities were to get parked near New York City, for example, the floating community could be treated as a new borough, or a separate city under the jurisdiction of the state..."

236 comments

  1. These sound about as safe and by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 2

    reasonable as the project of that 20 year-old that was supposed to clean up the ocean plastic.

    Also, see Jules Verne's Propeller Island.

    1. Re:These sound about as safe and by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      reasonable .

      Huh?

      a) What's reasonable about spending trillions of dollars on making cities float instead of spending less money on not needing to do that (eg. passing a few laws to penalize emissions, invest in renewable energy and next-gen nuclear power)?
      b) What's reasonable about plans that make floating Floridas for the rich and will leave the other 99.999% of the world to fend for themselves?

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    2. Re:These sound about as safe and by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      b) What's reasonable about plans that make floating Floridas for the rich

      According to the visionary himself, the houses will be affordable for the poor.

    3. Re:These sound about as safe and by Teckla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Humanity is rocketing towards 8 billion people. Laws passed by a few countries with good intentions isn't going to stop humanity from emitting crazy amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere.

    4. Re: These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You think rich people are going to live on 4 acres with 300 other people?

      Are you fucking retarded?

    5. Re:These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >what's reasonable

      The fact that it's a for profit company tells me all I need to know about why it's "reasonable"...if I were hoping to profit from it, I might be tempted to lie and say it was reasonable, despite the obvious problems. That said, perhaps some of the ideas thought about might help in real life.

    6. Re:These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      b) What's reasonable about plans that make floating Floridas for the rich

      According to the visionary himself, the houses will be affordable for the poor.

      According to Trump, America will be great again.

    7. Re: These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they will emit CO2 into the atmosphere, but more likely they'll be too poor to really do that on any larger scale than we are doing now.
      And so what? It will be maybe a degree warmer at most. This doesn't actually matter, even if you really want everyone to be alarmed.
      And you can't really do anything about any of these things.

    8. Re:These sound about as safe and by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      b) What's reasonable about plans that make floating Floridas for the rich and will leave the other 99.999% of the world to fend for themselves?

      I somehow feel that this would turn out to be the opposite... what sane person would want to live on a floating commune? Not rich people... Not anybody, really...

      This sounds like it would turn into a place to shove unwanted people...

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    9. Re:These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be easier and cheaper to build affordable housing on land. Why not do that?

    10. Re:These sound about as safe and by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      If the rich want to live trapped on packed, flat, floating islands... well, go have fun. I'll stay here in the foothills with vast open spaces and topography to explore.

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    11. Re: These sound about as safe and by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      You think rich people are going to live on 4 acres with 300 other people?

      They do it in Manhattan penthouses already, so it's more plausible than the poor living on an island where the only way to get anywhere else is an expensive ferry service.

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    12. Re: These sound about as safe and by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      You think rich people are going to live on 4 acres with 300 other people?

      Manhattan has a population density higher than that, and plenty of rich people live there.

    13. Re: These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 this is an overflow capacity plan.

      What about floating on the ocean makes it possible to "use 100 percent renewable energy, eat only plant-based food, produce zero waste, and provide housing affordable to all" more easily than on land?

      It sounds like they're saying building floats is cheaper than building high rises. They should be honest about what they are proposing

    14. Re:These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they will be. Because they are tiny hovels that nobody wants to live in. Like those projects where they make "houses" out of shipping containers. Neat project and all, but who the heck wants to live in it? I want some room. Not a warren of tiny hovels where the noise from the neighbors is bad and you have no space. They can keep their vomit island.

    15. Re:These sound about as safe and by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      >> reasonable .

      > Huh?

      You didn't even digest what was said, in obvious jest. You're part of multiple problems, at the same time. SMH

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    16. Re:These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woosh - to you and the retards that modded you up.

    17. Re: These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And fly back to their suburb homes for the weekend.

    18. Re: These sound about as safe and by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

      You think rich people are going to live on 4 acres with 300 other people?

      Are you fucking retarded?

      Is 300 not enough servants?

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    19. Re: These sound about as safe and by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      +1 this is an overflow capacity plan.

      What about floating on the ocean makes it possible to "use 100 percent renewable energy, eat only plant-based food, produce zero waste, and provide housing affordable to all" more easily than on land?

      It sounds like they're saying building floats is cheaper than building high rises. They should be honest about what they are proposing

      I can see places like San Francisco, Seattle, etc going full-in on such a project. They can put all the drug addicts out there where they can take shits and toss their used injection syringes *directly* into the ocean, instead of paying city sanitation and waste management services to end up doing essentially the same thing.

      It'll save the politicians a lot of Lamborghinis...err...hookers and blow...err..."taxpayer's money"...yeah, that's the ticket!..."taxpayer's money"...[snicker].

      Strat

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    20. Re:These sound about as safe and by Can'tNot · · Score: 2

      Maybe not, but laws passed by 185 countries with good intentions could very possibly do that. I know it's trendy, but shouting "The end is nigh!" is really not helpful.

    21. Re:These sound about as safe and by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Maybe not, but laws passed by 185 countries with good intentions could very possibly do that.

      Laws are free (as in beer) and have no impact on costs right? Seriously do you not pay attention to the major complaint that laws being passed to help curb climate cost tax payers lots of money?

      It's not why spend trillions when you can pass laws. It's a case of where are the trillions better spent, creating new living spaces or attempting to maintain the old ones via legal framework.

    22. Re:These sound about as safe and by Can'tNot · · Score: 1

      Seriously do you not pay attention to the major complaint that laws being passed to help curb climate cost tax payers lots of money?

      Of course, I give it as much attention as it deserves. This is one of the standard claims that deniers trot out, here is a recent paper calculating that cost. It finds that keeping the temperature increase below 1.5 degrees would cost us negative $20 trillion by 2100.

      There is, in fact, an entire journal dedicated to analyzing the costs of climate change, if you're interested in something more granular. It's a big topic with a lot to cover. It's called Climate Change Economics.

    23. Re:These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      b) What's reasonable about plans that make floating Floridas for the rich

      According to the visionary himself, the houses will be affordable for the poor.

      According to Trump, America will be great again.

      Seriously ... OK the visionary is actually attempting to make it affordable for the poor.

      Trump is just trying to make his bank balance great again like it was when it he got money from Daddy before he lost it all on casinos, hookers, an airline ...

    24. Re:These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry - World War 3 isn't far away!

    25. Re: These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think rich people would want to live in a commune were everyone is required to work for their keep. They will quickly create dissent amongst the working class and soon the "rich person" will be visiting Davy Jonesâ(TM) locker.

    26. Re:These sound about as safe and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laws are free (as in beer) and have no impact on costs right?

      If laws are free, why do we pay legislators?

  2. yeah sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and then creimer farts and upsets all the climate models for a hundred years

  3. Maintenance is a big issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are good at building, shit at maintenance.

  4. Re:what a wonderfull morning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There could be legal issues between nations relating to these floating low-calorie resorts requiring the UN to create principles for solving territorial disputes. The Chinese artificial islands is a prelude to the potentially coming mess.

  5. Hurricanes and cyclones by vlad30 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cities on land suffer badly from these imagine on an ocean. Oh wait on the other hand this is a great idea all those people wanting to save the planet please move onto one of these floating Death Traps^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^ Cities your sacrifice^H^H^H^H^H^H pioneering lead will reduce the carbon footprint very quickly

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    1. Re:Hurricanes and cyclones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "If one of these ocean-top communities were to get parked near New York City, for example, the floating community could be treated as a new borough..."

      I could already see the social hysteria free floating migrants that gain citizenship by relocating their island would cause. Let's build a coral (wall) and make America dry again! Or hearing about job stealing criminal wet-basements hopping over our oceans. ;) Hate will no doubt find a way...

    2. Re:Hurricanes and cyclones by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      just have them on the baltic sea. several months of the year you can even drive to them. ..hmm. hmm, oh wait most of finland is already unpopulated and it's right there. and if that fills up there's siberia to the east of finland right there that is even less populated.

      this is neither a necessity or a pressing matter to invent. in fact it is quite stupid. most of arizona even is unpopulated. all of these are easier to populate than floating cities. just because you can make floating cities doesn't mean that you would have to.

      furthermore if they can't actually produce all the tools etc anyways on premises, you could just put those 300 on a luxury liner and they would have quite a lot of space per people.

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    3. Re:Hurricanes and cyclones by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most of the damage from hurricanes (at least in developed countries) is from storm surge, since modern engineering is generally up to the task of handling wind damage. If you can literally just float over the surge, that risk goes away.

    4. Re:Hurricanes and cyclones by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The most stupids thing is to grow plants on them instead of having aqua farms for fish and perhaps kelp.

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    5. Re:Hurricanes and cyclones by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      "If one of these ocean-top communities were to get parked near New York City, for example, the floating community could be treated as a new borough..."

      I could already see the social hysteria free floating migrants that gain citizenship by relocating their island would cause.

      I think New Yorkers would mind more if that floating island was part of New Jersey.

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    6. Re: Hurricanes and cyclones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still need vegetables in your diet. And don't forget to recycle your piss! Remember recycled water is delicious water.

    7. Re:Hurricanes and cyclones by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

      "If you can" being the critical question: can you float _over_ the surge when your "island" is chained to the sea floor?

      Seems like you'd be praying to float _through_ the surge(s), especially when it is a 4 acre surface: what's the waveform length of a typical hurricane ocean surge?

    8. Re:Hurricanes and cyclones by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      "If you can" being the critical question: can you float _over_ the surge when your "island" is chained to the sea floor?

      Seems like you'd be praying to float _through_ the surge(s)

      While that is a problem that needs consideration (e.g. ships tied to fixed docks do indeed sink if surge/tide gets bad enough), it's one we've had answers to for several millennia (e.g. leave slack in the anchor chain, pull the anchor up, use floating docks, sail around the storm, etc.), so I'm not too worried about it. They'd likely just leave some slack in the chain so that it can account for any surge. Plus, there's nothing saying they can't let out some more chain in the case that a storm is coming through and then pull it back in afterwards. The anchor chain can grow and shrink with the weather. Alternatively, if they're rigidly anchored to the ocean floor, they'd simply do what oil rigs (and other platforms, e.g. Sealand) do and build the platform high enough to be above any surge.

      especially when it is a 4 acre surface: what's the waveform length of a typical hurricane ocean surge?

      That's an interesting question. Bad storm surges can span hundreds or thousands of square miles with "waves" that are 100-200 miles wide and 0-50 feet above normal sea level at their peak (the worst recorded storm surge in history is from 1899 and was 50 feet high, but in practice they're rarely more than 25 ft). Assuming the worst case, we're dealing with an incline of 1 foot per mile (i.e. 50 feet/50 miles, since we're talking about a 50 foot surge at the center point of a 100 mile "wave"). Meanwhile, a 4-acre square is 417.5 ft long on each side (and, just for scale, covers only 1/160th of a square mile). If that square, 4-acre settlement was straddling a rigid peak with that incline, it wouldn't even need to flex 0.5 inches from its edges to its center (i.e. 0.5 inches per 208.75 ft). In reality, storm surge isn't rigid (or peaked like that), so it'd be a far easier task for the settlement to deal with, even in the worst case scenarios, and because normal waves rise and fall orders of magnitude faster than that, it's doubtful they'd even notice a half inch difference from the edge of the platform to its center.

  6. Save us from climate change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the end of the century (likely way before that) some form of geoengineering has been carried out and as a result the predicted sea level rise never occured after all. To expect extreme temperature rises and sea level increases towards 2100, is like calculating a gigant asteroid to hit us in 2070 and instead of assuming it can be prevented by technological and scientific advances by then, you start building billions of bunkers around the world and prepear humanity for survival after the impact. What do you do? do you solve the main problem by reducing global temperatures with geoengineering? or do you choose to do nothing but cutting emissions and let extreme temperature increases occur with tipping points being reached with extreme sea level rises as well?

    1. Re:Save us from climate change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're an idiot.

    2. Re:Save us from climate change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/oct/08/geoengineering-global-warming-ipcc

      “If mitigation efforts do not keep global mean temperature below 1.5C, solar radiation modification can potentially reduce the climate impacts of a temporary temperature overshoot, in particular extreme temperatures, rate of sea level rise and intensity of tropical cyclones, alongside intense mitigation and adaptation efforts,” the report observes.

    3. Re:Save us from climate change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, lets mess with the natural planet cycles just because they are inconvenient to us. What could go wrong.

    4. Re: Save us from climate change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just lie about the asteroid and say there is no proof it will hit? Not like I will be around in 51 years, so why should I pay for it?

      That's the problem you need to solve. Short sighted and apathetic people who figure they can just move.

    5. Re:Save us from climate change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the end of the century the sea levels will have risen by another 10 inches. Building floating death traps rather than just sea walls seems like an over-reaction to me.

      Read all about it here https://tidesandcurrents.noaa.gov/sltrends/sltrends.html

  7. Re: what a wonderfull morning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story = nothing

  8. The rich have sunk their teeth into the UN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There will come a time when we will have to fight the rich, and they will be prepared for that.

    1. Re: The rich have sunk their teeth into the UN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're already prepared. The One Percenters have already won. There is nothing to be done.

    2. Re: The rich have sunk their teeth into the UN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are probably rich as far as vast majority of world population is concerned.

  9. Four acres, 300 people? by darthsilun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fresh water production? Sewage treatment? I'm sure they've thought of these things right?
    Four acres just doesn't seem big enough for 300 people, growing food, producing electricity, treating sewage, and producing fresh water.
    And 21st Century? Four acres is 1.6 hectares. As an American myself, isn't time we started getting lined up with the rest of the world and use metric first? Really, it is time.

    1. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US Americans using the imperial system of the Redcoats has always baffled me too.

    2. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Didn't you read the part where it was designed by an architect and experts from the UN? Four acres is plenty for a floating shanty town of 300.

    3. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by religionofpeas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fresh water production? Sewage treatment? I'm sure they've thought of these things right?

      How about other materials ? Glass, steel, copper, plastics, wood, plastics, ... the list is endless. And for everything they obtain from the mainland in trade, they need to produce something useful in return.

    4. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a service economy. Most of the economic value is in intangible goods nowadays.

    5. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      It's a service economy

      So what services will the islanders be delivering to the mainland ?

    6. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Well if they are anchored within commuting distance of major coastal cities then labor could be their primary export. Fishing and aquaculture could also be viable exports. Otherwise you just have to look at the costs in terms of economic viability and unless the cost per acre is on par with dry land real estate then it won't compete.

    7. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thugs mug. They tried this before and found it was not such a winner I suppose. I can't wait for the incredibly awkward call to city hall to ask about filing a permit. It'll be why, why, why all over again.

    8. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Why don't you build your own website and you can use all the metric system you want?

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    9. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call centers, software development, accounting. If you can do it in a cubicle, you can do it on a floating island.

    10. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, you can build all the web sites you want and be an ignorant little US/Imperial using troll turd all you want.

      Glad to see someone modded you down already, fucking shit-for-brains.

    11. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I come from arguably rather backwater of civilization called Poland. We use acres there too. This can be because we are white and privilege and all this.

      Other than that I agree. This is silly idea if this is meant for the masses. But the elite of our civilization has to live somewhere. The rest of the mob can move to megacities, right where it belongs.

    12. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a service economy

      So what services will the islanders be delivering to the mainland ?

      Floating call center.

    13. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by gtall · · Score: 2

      Fishing? Probably not. The oceans are acidifying and the lower parts of the food chain are already being eaten or destroyed. Hell, they won't even be able to sell tours to see whales after the Japanese have gutted them all for "science".

    14. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      Which would put hurricanes in a much more friendly light.

    15. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youtube videos, IT outsourcing, call centers, and deep sea fishing.

    16. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same mod value you have, Sparky.

    17. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hectares are not SI units. Perhaps you were thinking of m^2?

    18. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drug island 10 miles off the coast.

      I'd go. Or perhaps an archer whore island reference.

    19. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What baffles you about America being former a colony of England. Do you think history and traditions were completely tossed aside after the conclusion of the Revolutionary war? And for all you atheists out there the man who invented the metric system was a Catholic Priest.

    20. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      And for everything they obtain from the mainland in trade, they need to produce something useful in return.

      No need. This is 100% powered by good intentions!

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    21. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So what services will the islanders be delivering to the mainland ?"

      They will provide services, just not to the mainland. Gambling and hookers.

    22. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Scarletdown · · Score: 0

      With enough of these floating cities around the world, making them effectively a single but fragmented country spread across the globe, sovereign under the UN banner, the primary service they can bring to the mainlands of any nations they are in proximity to is invasion.

      That said, if this became a big enough thing to effectively become the "Democratic Peoples's Republic of the United Nations", would they then get their own seat in the UN?

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    23. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      So what services will the islanders be delivering to the mainland ?

      The same services any city provides to the rest of the country.

      There are no steel mills or factories in NYC or SF. It is all services: law, finance, design, engineering, etc.

    24. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by doom · · Score: 1

      bigpat wrote:

      Well if they are anchored within commuting distance of major coastal cities then labor could be their primary export.

      I've actually been expecting someone to build a floating housing complex out in the Hudson river, one of these days. If you could moor it to an artificial island with subway access, I'd think the money would be there.

      Of course, kicking poor people out of the Western edge of Brooklyn is even cheaper, but I imagine they're about done with that.

    25. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, fish shit in the water, so can we.

    26. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for all you atheists out there the man who invented the metric system was a Catholic Priest.

      And exactly why did you think this was relevant or something an atheist would assume against or even care for? Do you have some sort of insecurity or unwarranted fear of a minority and their personal ways?

      Einstein was religious. Most men of science are religious. Most of the human population is religious.

      I am pretty sure atheists know this. They pretty much see it every day.

    27. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      How about what it is all really about and what they do not want to say. Sea level rise will cripple a whole bunch of third world island nations in the pacific. Nobody wants them, so floating towns, attached to their sinking islands. They can still try to harvest the fish and produce from the sea, but they will live in that floating town, until it is wiped out by a cyclone and then they are no longer a problem.

      In modern countries, it is simpler to make planning changes. One require all highrise to have a ground floor and the next few floors as retail space. Then a series of floors as commercial space and then cap it off with residential space. This provides and better distribution of use and minimise travel needs. Next, build over roads. You have major roads, sucking up huge amounts of land area and nothing above them, start spanning over those roads and build high rise buildings above major roadways. Distributed retail, commercial and residential right over the transport corridor. There is no sane reason why the space above major roadways should not be used. Finally satellite cities with high speed express rail links to major cities, allowing workers to live outside of the major city, whilst providing a fast commute between home and work.

      This should all be obvious planning stuff, but it is obstructed by vested interests and greed first policies.

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    28. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And for everything they obtain from the mainland in trade, they need to produce something useful in return.

      Does your house produce something useful in return for all the things you buy? Or do you go to work somewhere?

    29. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Building above as-is roads are very expensive due to the steel spans, maintenance requirements and air handling requirements not to mention you are blocking natural light from the buildings along the way. Much more expensive than building on solid ground. And really there is no lack of less expensive land except in close proximity to the core of a few select cities.

      Compared to building a floating platform, the floating platform might be more economical and the end result more desirable, than building on platforms above roads

    30. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Go read a European news site, then ?

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    31. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      I know what 4 acres is like. I own 1/4, 1/2 and 2 acre plots. If you have 300 people in 4 acres, that's awfully cozy to begin with. They're not calling for this.

      It would be a lot larger. IMHO it's a mistake to involve the UN. They don't know what they're doing and they tend to ruin things. Why they're so bad they could ruin a wet dream.

      Interesting concept. Says the pods can withstand a cat 5 storm, though I don't believe it. A 5 storm is fricking strong! Especially if you're on the water.

    32. Re:Four acres, 300 people? by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't even need H1B if you could keep them far enough off shore.

    33. Re: Four acres, 300 people? by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Faaahhhccckkkk yyyyoooouuuu wwwwhhhhaaalllleee!!

  10. borough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > up to 300 people,"

    > "If one of these ocean-top communities were to get parked near New York City, for example, the floating community could be treated as a new borough, or a separate city under the jurisdiction of the state..."

    Does every cruise ship get their own borough?

    (Silly example I know, cruise ships have far more people)

    1. Re: borough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll never fly. We will never find out. Keep it in the thought experiment land until it's forgotten same as that other story

    2. Re: borough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is already a floating 'community' in NYC:

      http://www.prisonpro.com/content/vernon-c-bain-center

        Though I don't think I want to live there

  11. Waterworld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a MUTANT!

    1. Re: Waterworld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny!

  12. Vegan? No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm going to make a floating city just like this, only we're going to eat mostly meat and use the ocean as a garbage dump.

    1. Re:Vegan? No thanks. by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Chances are, you would be eating a lot of meat, since fish is meat.

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  13. Let's look for a real solution instead! by aglider · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not a workaround that will produce even more pollution and problems!

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    1. Re:Let's look for a real solution instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a solution. It's called the Free State Project. You don't need a floating city to solve the problems we have. You need a system of government as was originally intended in the United States. Independent states with a small national government. The problem we have today is the European Union and the United States and probably other unions have turned into a hellish system where one group of people forces there beliefs on another group of people. There is no good reason that you have to pass a law at the national level. Each state can and should cater to a particular group and we should have states that cater to those who DO NOT AGREE with either the democrats, republicans, greens, libertarians, etc. There should even be a state for people who support murdering babies under 3- ie call it post-birth abortion.

    2. Re:Let's look for a real solution instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Build houses and factories underground to increase energy efficiency then place skylights, solar, vawts, grass, shrubs, fruit bearing bushes etc on the surface to balance carbon emissions.

      Done correctly It could result in small animals having habitats restored.

    3. Re: Let's look for a real solution instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! One state can dump/pump whatever shit they want in the river/air and let the others downstream/downwind deal with it. Each state can have their own trade agreements with another state or countries. Each can take care of its own natural disasters.

    4. Re: Let's look for a real solution instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they did something like this in the classic movie "Metropolis". Didn't turn out so well.

  14. Re: what a wonderfull morning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming, yeah, right. Bwahahaha

    Libtards are funny.

  15. Not much advantage to floating cities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "... use 100 percent renewable energy, eat only plant-based food, produce zero waste, and provide housing affordable to all, not just the rich. ... modular, meaning they can be linked to form larger communities ..."

    Which of the above goals can floating cities do, that non-floating cities can't do? If people want to go back to nature, and live and work together, they can live on a commune on the land. They don't have to live in a floating city.

    "These anchors might also serve as the seeds of artificial reefs to rejuvenate aquatic ecosystems around the floating city."

    We can make artificial reefs that are not floating cities.

    I see two advantages to floating cities - providing room to spread out, and providing alternative places to live if sea levels rose too much. (The title of the Wired article is "Sea Levels Are Rising. Time to Build ... Floating Cities?".)

    But look at the drawing of "Oceanix City" in the Wired article. That city doesn't have nearly as many people per square mile as does Miami. If the Miami metropolitan area were flooded because of global warming, then its 6 million residents would take up a lot of room, if they moved to a floating city like the one in the picture.

    1. Re: Not much advantage to floating cities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter since nobody will bother trying to build one. It's just one crazy asshole trying to decide all this? I'd bet real money they find out mid-project there's some fundamental flaw in the plan.

    2. Re:Not much advantage to floating cities by doom · · Score: 1

      Which of the above goals can floating cities do, that non-floating cities can't do?

      They can house refugee populations without symbolically infringing on the territory of an already existing nation.

      These existing nations with plenty of dry land are expected to be dealing with their own problems of moving everyone from their coastal cities up to that dry land.

  16. What a nasty spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, the title is a plain, outright lie. The UN does not want this. Some researchers have explored the idea. Thatâ(TM)s it.

    It makes you wander what possible motive would you need to have to fake the title like this. Like, for example, to fuel hatred of the âoeotherâ, the conspiracy theory of UN wanting to be world government and so on. Crackpot is too good a word.

    1. Re: What a nasty spin by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1, Troll

      I noticed that myself.

      If you want Americans to hate something there's no better way than suggesting the UN wants it.

    2. Re:What a nasty spin by bigpat · · Score: 2

      It makes you wander what possible motive would you need to have to fake the title like this. Like, for example, to fuel hatred of the âoeotherâ, the conspiracy theory of UN wanting to be world government and so on. Crackpot is too good a word.

      Why is this a "conspiracy theory"? Some people would like the UN to be a world government. And who can blame them when most of the world governments are pretty much shit might as well see if the UN can sort things out or at least send some money their way.

      Sometimes I have thought a world government based on Liberty and democracy would be a good idea, but apparently I don't exist in your mind and people that believe in a world government are just fodder for crackpots.

      Ultimately I don't think the putting all our eggs in one world government basket approach works out for the other countries where governments and economies are at least mostly working for people. And given most of the world isn't free and democratic and the countries that do think of themselves as free and democratic are barely either of those things, the chances of actually getting a world government that is free and democratic are very very low.

      Otherwise, yes maybe the motive of the headline writer is to make the UN look stupid. But the UN does plenty to make itself look stupid so pretty much awash there.

      But to dismiss as crackpots those that would dare discuss the pros and cons of world government really does just force the debate into the shadows and creates the very climate of conspiracy that fuels paranoia.

    3. Re:What a nasty spin by ljw1004 · · Score: 2

      Why is this a "conspiracy theory"? Some people would like the UN to be a world government. And who can blame them when most of the world governments are pretty much shit might as well see if the UN can sort things out or at least send some money their way.

      That doesn't make sense. The UN is nothing more -- and nothing less -- than the collective wills of the current national governments around the world. If they collectively want something done then the often do it via the UN machinery. If they don't collectively want something done then the UN doesn't do it.

      Writing your sentence out in full, it becomes "Some people want the governments of the world working together to be a world government".

    4. Re: What a nasty spin by bigpat · · Score: 1

      And some people want a world government to replace or supersede the nation-state governments. Not me, but it isn't a conspiracy. Some people would want direct elections of our UN representatives... count me in favor of that.

      The point is that it isn't a conspiracy to have different viewpoints about what the UN should become and even if there is a one world government conspiracy then people are well within their human and civil rights to conspire to effect political change.

      Heck sign me up for the conspiracy to elect UN representatives.

  17. Please learm what "^H" means! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    It means Ctrl-H, which on terminals is "go back one letter". Aka Backspace.

    And in your case, Ctrl-W would have been better: " go back one word". Aka Ctrl-Backspace on most modern input systems.

    Please als note that the first one does not include any whitespace magic. "nope ^H^H^H^H yeah" == "n yeah"!

  18. And polute more water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We really need to go underground. Or better yet, go underground in desert regions; where we stop bothering wildlife, or deforesting the planet.

    1. Re: And polute more water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And breathe radon gas?

  19. 300 people? They already exist. by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're called ocean liners and they're about as enviromentally unfriendly as you can get.

    1. Re:300 people? They already exist. by Doke · · Score: 4, Informative

      At least ocean cruise liners move around to give the paying guests some change of scenery. Their income is from selling scenic trips to people on vacation. These platforms would have nothing to sell, and no economic reason for anyone to visit.

    2. Re:300 people? They already exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah they would. The same kind of economic reason that North Korea has to exist, counterfeiting, a promise of black-market nukes to go with their broke-ass rockets, meth, plus legalized murder, open human trafficking markets, etc. A city-state moored in an area with weak national actors and able to function to the point of protecting itself from outside aggressors could make Las Vegas look like Podunk on Christmas morning. A place like this would need the North Korean equivalent of China to protect it on the global stage. (Although I suppose it could always slip its moorings and trundle to a new hotspot.) Think Atlantis, but run by a violent drug cartel with organizational delusions of a floating darkweb theme park.

  20. Feed The Poor First by dryriver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Then build your floating "survival cities for the rich". Every few seconds a child dies in the developing world, and these people want to fill the oceans with floating hexagons...

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    1. Re: Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason we use prepositions, ya know

    2. Re:Feed The Poor First by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not feeding the poor would make more sense if you want to slow down climate change.

    3. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People including children die also in so called rich countries.

    4. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Killing a westerner for every poor life saved would be more effective. Or just killing most of the west in general. Not that I'm advocating it, but your suggestion is just plain stupid because it's grossly ineffective.

    5. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor procreate anyway and you will get serious trouble when mild at hear get to see the big eyes and hunger bellies of little ones on the telly. No politician can survive that. Knowing this they will ride on it like Merkel did on similar wave of events in Germany in 2015. Besides hunger and political oppression were major factors in expansion of areas under so called civilized rule. Statistics show that when you get richer you have more means of contraception and women use it. This is not a fast process and religion (especially the one that we know better to call by name) plays a major role in slowing it down.

    6. Re: Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now children, why do we use prepositions?
      To keep us out of trouble?
      Broadly, yes, but specifically to communicate without saying stupid things to people who don't understand prepositions and therefore should be sent back to kindergarten. In the real world, people who are clueless about prepositions get corporate titles and big salaries and spend a lot of time in the men's room. We will go through all the dirty details next class after we have learned to use prepositions correctly.

    7. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should be a Sci-Fi for this: The occupants who live in these cities are only allowed to have vegetarian diets. A young, easily relatable and easy on the eyes girl/boy watches longingly at the coast, dreaming of a proper stake and wondering the lives of others. Something happens. The girl/boy learns something wondrous that might be important. Crisis hits. The girls/boy saves the community with the knowledge, and courage, lots of courage. Saving the world is the next step for the sequel: The Stake of the Higher Class.

    8. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There would be a black market for chicken.

    9. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistics show that when you get richer you have more means of contraception and women use it.

      Birth control and abortion. Beyond that, most couples actually *want* less kids because it's more advantageous to concentrate your wealth in a rich country in a few children, even in those with free education at the university level.

      This is not a fast process and religion (especially the one that we know better to call by name) plays a major role in slowing it down.

      Neither is particularly true. The rate of birth rate decline is heavily controlled by economics, and so it all comes down to how fast a economy is growing. Religion meanwhile has been used more to justify not using contraceptives and mass procreation than the opposite--better to out populate than go through the tedium of conversion or the confrontation of war. The best strategy is invariably economic mobility as that encourages women lib which encourages family planning which encourages a much reduced birth rate, with or without contraceptives.

    10. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many examples of religion having a major impact. Especially interesting would be to see how that works in Burma. The comparison of birth rates for different social groups may be very interesting too but facts, these bastards, are racists. Stay in your bubble if you like. I stay in mine.

    11. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real solution here is to reduce the birthrate to something each country can sustain.

      Meaning in the so called "third world" not having 20 kids because 1 might actually stay alive. (then the good old west get involved saving each child and there's a population explosion, then famine again as there's not enough f*cking food). Each of these so called charities needs a good shaking into sorting out the root of the problem. Politics of that country, and also birthrate control.

      Same for the rest of the world. It *seriously* needs some population control without wars to do it. One child per family. However deeply unpopular that would be with everyone.

      It is absolutely unsustainable to continue with the current trend.

    12. Re: Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why's the market gotta be black for chicken ? You ass.

    13. Re:Feed The Poor First by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Teach them to feed themselves instead of letting them rely on handouts year after year.

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    14. Re:Feed The Poor First by doom · · Score: 0

      The girl/boy learns something wondrous that might be important

      He learns how to spell "steak".

      Or maybe he learns that the floating vegan cities were intended to siphon off the entire left-wing population as part of a voluntary gerrymandering scheme to completely neutralize their voting privileges. The outraged vegans rebel and sail to Virginia Beach, where they're new soy burger chain is a big hit.

    15. Re: Feed The Poor First by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Thought you said Black Chicken instead of black market for chicken.

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    16. Re: Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on who you feed the poor to...

    17. Re:Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He learns how to spell "steak".

      That happens when you haven't had a decent steak for over a decade. The voting privileges issue is interesting if those are really attached to the place of residence that is within some predetermined area of land of a county in the US. Is that so?

    18. Re: Feed The Poor First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people canâ(TM)t feed themselves then why is it everyone elses job to feed them? Even Jesus said teach a man to fish not just hand them fish forever. Im starting to realise how important some lessons of scripture are that generations of humans seem to forget. Instead its a god of identity politics and class warfare thatâ(TM)s attracting the youth. False prophets and idols and all that.

  21. Because the US still hasn't cleaned up enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    20 years or so of cleaning up and per person you are still twice China, and god knows how much worse than India.
    Building a floating city is much more likely than getting an American to even admit he's part of the problem.
    We will probably have floating cities on Venus before American pollution drops back to reasonable levels.

    1. Re:Because the US still hasn't cleaned up enough by Mr.+Dollar+Ton · · Score: 1

      "You"? What did I do to get the blame of a country on the other side of the globe?

  22. first couple of problems that come to mind ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hurricanes and highly corrosive salt air.

  23. Coral Reefs in the Dark! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So if the anchors are built under this huge sun shade, how will these artificial coral reefs seeds get any sunlight and grow? Corals need both animal and plant life to live and grow and that can't happen without sunlight.

  24. poorly thought out by Doke · · Score: 2

    A tiny man-made island will have no space to grow crops, no soil to grow them in, and no earth to mine for minerals. The only thing they can actually harvest from the surrounding ocean will be fish. Everything else would have to be imported: fuel, metal, plastic, paper, etc. Even their electricity would depend on continuously importing solar cells, batteries, even wire to make up for losses due to age, weather, accidents, etc. The suggestion that they would eat only plant based foods is especially stupid. Every island culture in history has included fish in their diet, because it's the most convenient source of protein. In this case, it would be the only local food source.

    1. Re:poorly thought out by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      A floating island like tis would use wave energy, wind and solar. That should not be a problem at all. However you are right, the rest is nonsense.

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    2. Re:poorly thought out by Doke · · Score: 1

      Wave energy collectors, wind turbines, and solar cells all require an extensive infrastructure to manufacture. So do storage batteries. All of those things wear out, or get damaged, and need replacement. They would be dependent on the mainland for parts.

    3. Re:poorly thought out by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone claimed they would be autarkic, as in fully independent.

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  25. Lots of places lining up by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    I hear that Texas is planning to keep all of their death row inmates on these. Austria and Switzerland also would like to build a bunch of these off of their coastlines as well.

    1. Re:Lots of places lining up by gtall · · Score: 1

      So the are going to build new prisons on high ground around Houston and wait.

  26. Flying pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    If we can't use 100 percent renewable energy, eat only plant-based food, produce zero waste, and provide housing affordable to all on land, WTF makes them think they will be able to do that in the sea?

    1. Re: Flying pigs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop talking nonsense dipshits. All of you can starve to death in your idiot land for all I care.

  27. The UN is trolling everyone by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Their 'plan' is ridiculous. The only reason I can see for it, is to shock people into getting off their asses and actually doing what's necessary to reverse human-caused climate change.

    1. Re:The UN is trolling everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, it has the opposite effect on me. It makes them look even more incompetent than I originally thought.

  28. Some people are just nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know if we kill off all the wacky nut jobs we probably can save the planet. More resources for the rest of us who realize everything has a natural course and trying to intervene never works without a negative effect.

  29. Why UN? by anonieuweling · · Score: 1

    Why should building cities be a UN thing?
    Don't they know about them sunspots and their relationship to the power that the sun sends to us?

    1. Re:Why UN? by DrSpock11 · · Score: 0

      This is the UN budget hard at work for you. Paying for absurd proposals that any decent high school science student could tear to shreds.

    2. Re:Why UN? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      So people in 2nd and 3rd world nations can drive out in UN SUVs and look at locations to place a floating city in their nations?

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    3. Re: Why UN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So people in 2nd and 3rd world nations can drive out in UN SUVs and look at locations to place a floating city in their nations?

      SUV meaning Suddenly Underwater Vehicles?

      This is a thought experiment, nothing more. It is much easier to let areas with scarce resources or excess inequity fester triggering refugee migration, war, and famine to thin the excess* populations.

      *Anyone who is not me.

    4. Re: Why UN? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      UN provided sport utility vehicle AC.

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  30. jedi mind trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not the affordable housing you are looking for

  31. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds much more expensive and dangerous than just investing in renewable energy and ways to remove carbon from the air and harvest plastic from the sea.

    BP and Exxon should be paying for this shit too.

  32. Typical fantasy... by p4nther2004 · · Score: 1

    And worth about as much.

    A better solution - than to imaging what it MIGHT be like - is to look at cities that *DO* live on the water. Check out the river gypsies in Cambodia and Vietnam and see how they do it.

  33. Re: what a wonderfull morning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because the UN is important and gets things done.

  34. Kevin Costner was right! by azcoyote · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but if the movie is any indication, this project is going to cost a lot of money...

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  35. Stop make children like rabbits by Artem+S.+Tashkinov · · Score: 2

    I'll probably be modded to oblivion but to me the best solution to a lot of humanity current and future problems is reducing the number of people on Earth. I don't say how, I don't know how, but I'm pretty sure it's the best one.

    1. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by diesel66 · · Score: 1

      Fine, but you need to address this in China and India specifically. Not the UN.

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    2. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just so happen to have this metal glove I can sell you that might help with that. You will need to replace the gemstones however as they are all missing. >.>

    3. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cough, China did this, it was called the one child policy. It worked. China birth rates continue to be down. India not so much. Africa and Middle East also have issues. ME got used to making kids as their job paid for by oil. That ship has almost sailed. The GP is correct, less of us IS the answer. Every other species finds natural balance be it the alpha wolf deciding how many kits the group can support to just good old starvation of the weakest. The UN DOES need to bring this up. But never will because it is so politically incorrect.

    4. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      but I'm pretty sure it's the best one.
      Then you are an idiot. Unless you want to cull them till only 100 people are left.
      Ever sizeble amount of people will still produce to much CO2, unless they stop producing CO2 ... so, who do you want to kill? Start with those that produce most per capita? Start with those whee population is still growing? Start with those who still build CO2 emitting plants?

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    5. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by doom · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't say how, I don't know how, but I'm pretty sure it's the best one.

      I have the answer, but I just don't know what it is.

      It's not at all clear that a massive die-back would actually solve any problems to speak of, because human beings aren't just mouths to feed, they're hands and brains--

      If you're thinking "boy we could use less resources if only we kill those poors", maybe a more effective solution would be to kill the people using the most resources, which are not the poor people...

      The Best Solution most of us have is to let the entire world turn into the "first world" (already well underway), let rising living standards and personal choice restrain birthrates (pretty much "just happens"), then we figure out how to generate a bunch of clean energy-- which we already know how to do, we just need to convince the anti-nuclear activists that they're the creationists of the left, and somehow pry the world's economy out of the grip of the fossil fuel industry--

      And there we hit another wall of practical knowledge. I'll get back to you.

    6. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      I'm completely with you, it's the most obvious solution to many resource problems, pollution problems, cramped living problems, over-fishing etc etc.

      But people don't think with their heads when it comes to breeding, China did a great job of halting population growth, they estimate they'd have 300 million more people if they didn't have 35 years of one-child policy.

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    7. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Best Solution most of us have is to let the entire world turn into the "first world"

      Each first world individual uses 50 times or more resources than a third world person. This solution doesn't work, sure the population will plateau then reduce , but the population to resource balance is still too high.

        "we figure out how to generate a bunch of clean energy-- which we already know how to do, we just need to convince the anti-nuclear activists"

      Food, lithium, copper, plastics, waste, rubber, cobalt..... mining, manufacture , waste, polution and food production for 7 billion first word individuals is not sustainable, its probably not sustainable for 4 or 5 billion

    8. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by sursurrus · · Score: 1

      I suggest you read Empty Planet to inform yourself about the massive demographic shifts and lowered birth rates even in many of the countries we assume are problematic (like Bangladesh). The short version: as women get a basic education in less developed countries, they have fewer children

    9. Re:Stop make children like rabbits by doom · · Score: 1

      So are you on the side of "let them all die" or "let's kill them all off"?

      Or maybe, forced sterilization?

      I'm on the side of generate a lot of clean energy plus efficiency improvements.in how we use it.

  36. Re: what a wonderfull morning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "experts from institutions like UN and MIT"

    Is it just me or are UN and MIT not even in the same ballpark

  37. Waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And where does the waste go? Straight into the ocean. There are plenty of so-called floating cities around the world. They're built on the coastline, and they pollute the ocean with their shit.

    1. Re:Waste? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Some sort of flexible pipe system and electric pumps? A really, really long flexible pipe that ends in a treatment platform.
      Once treated the waste safe for the aquatic ecosystem.
      A boat can arrive once a week to collect garbage from each platform.
      Then a huge garbage barge takes the trash far away from the platform city.

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    2. Re:Waste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a solution for hurricane season too? Which is growing worst and worst every year, thanks to climate change. Any floating city on the ocean would be decimated.

  38. Yeah, right. by Qbertino · · Score: 0

    Because the eco-balance of a floating City is bound to be so awesome. ...
    Isn't it cute when daydreaming blowhards open their mouths?

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  39. This already exists. It's a dystopia nightmare. by DalM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Floating cities like this already exist all around the world. They are nightmares of poverty and environmental catastrophes.

    The mistake these planners always make is forgetting that entropy is a thing. Everything is great when it's new, but new doesn't last long.

    1. Re:This already exists. It's a dystopia nightmare. by DalM · · Score: 0
    2. Re:This already exists. It's a dystopia nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, this is FUCKING REAL! I'm really depressed now!

  40. Rich fucks need the UN to pay their house boats? by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

    What a fucking waste of time.

    Everything in/on the ocean costs orders of magnitude more than on land. Even dumping people in the desert and spending massive amounts of energy to make that habitable makes more sense.

  41. I saw this move... by lusid1 · · Score: 1

    but its sounds like none of these UN people have.

  42. Sea level rise is just one of the problems by rossdee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and not the most serious one.
    Throughout history (and prehistory) the weather phenomenon that has killed the most people is drought.

  43. The EU ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... has a lot of experience developing floating cities. Perhaps the UN can look to them for advice.

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  44. Correction to title by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    " The UN Wants money from the west to perhaps, someday, but probably not Build Floating Cities To Save Us From Climate Change or to be paid out as climate reparations, or just disappear into a 3rd world dictator's bank account never to be seen again

  45. Details, details by magzteel · · Score: 1

    Who pays for it
    Who gets the contracts to build it
    Who owns it
    Who gets to live in it

    1. Re:Details, details by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      The answer to all your questions is the same, "associates" of the people making the decision to do it.

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    2. Re:Details, details by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Except that first one... that's us.

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  46. Where is my laughing out loud emoji by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come Slashdot, get with the times.

  47. Floating city, floating city by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

    Twenty times that article says floating, but what is this?

    "Each platform will be anchored to the ocean floor using biorock, a material that is harder than concrete and can be grown using minerals found in the ocean, which could make the anchor more secure over time. "

    It's not even floating. It's just land-building. Bloody expensive, but hardly revolutionary.

    And the talk of powering it all off renewable energy, not having any expensive housing and making everyone eat vegetarian? That sounds pretty ideological to me. History is littered with colonies started on ideology, and they seldom ended well. A community founded on ideological purity will always run into trouble as soon as members start to drift from it.

  48. This would be amusing to watch by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    If you've spent any time at sea then you already know how caustic sea water is to anything made from metal.
    It doesn't matter how well prepped the metal is. It doesn't matter how much you paint it. The sea finds a way.
    ( I can't imagine how much paint the Navy goes through per year )

    Hell, living anywhere near the ocean isn't friendly to metallics. The closer you are, the more pronounced the effect.

    For example:

    A rather expensive lesson is the cooling fins on your home AC unit tend to disintegrate rather quickly just by daily
    exposure to the air along the coastlines.

    Not saying it can't be done ( as we do it already ) but it will take a lot more effort and cost to maintain.

  49. Re:what a wonderfull morning. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    There are no territorial disputes over cruise ships.

    Why would this be different?

  50. 300 refugees? They already exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doke, meet unreasonable and dictatorial governments. Unreasonable and dictatorial governments, meet Doke. He doesn't think he needs to get away from you.

    1. Re:300 refugees? They already exist. by Doke · · Score: 1

      Any unreasonable government could sink one of these with one bombing run. It would be a sitting duck.

  51. Re:Rich fucks need the UN to pay their house boats by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I doubt that. A city like this would basically built from floating concrete slaps.

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  52. Shipping Container houses by doom · · Score: 1

    As always, the tremendous vision on display in slashdot comments impresses greatly.
    https://www.homedit.com/22-mos...
    https://offgridworld.com/10-pr...

    Myself, I don't understand who wants to live in the cardboard-stucko condos they've been building for decades, but evidently some people do.

  53. Where do you move an entire island nation? by doom · · Score: 2

    As is not unusual, slashdot is missing the point. Here it is from the first paragraph:

    By the middle of the next century, many of the world's major cities will be flooded, and in some cases, entire island nations will be underwater. The people who live there will have to relocate. But to where?

    Does anyone at all see the point of this yet? You've got large populations (including entire small nations) living in places that will likely be underwater in not centuries, but decades. Progress on restraining global warming has been nil, research into amelioration techniques gives people the heebie-jeebies (for good reasons), displaced populations on the move are already creating anti-immigrant backlash and electing right-wing bastards who are not exactly expected to solve any real problems-- they do better making problems worse and blaming the other guys-- So there you are at the UN, someone asks you "where are we going to put all these people?", now what do you say?

    Floating habitats may indeed turn out to be go nowhere, but research into the feasibility of floating habitats is pretty much a no-brainer.

    1. Re:Where do you move an entire island nation? by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      By the middle of the next century, many of the world's major cities will be flooded, and in some cases, entire island nations will be underwater. The people who live there will have to relocate. But to where?

      I broke my moderation to point something out here. Does any one really think that we are going to sit by and let major cities flood? We have had this technology for centuries called dikes. Many cities are built below sea level and surrounded by dikes that do just fine.

      Of course this doesn't mean there won't be other problems. *cough*New Orleans*cough* But I don't see us just sitting around and letting billions of dollars worth of realestate flood when it can be prevented.

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    2. Re:Where do you move an entire island nation? by doom · · Score: 1

      Dikes leak. There are limits

      Some places they can't work at all. Miami, in particular evidently is built on porus rock.

      No one is going to build a wall around the Marshal Islands.

    3. Re:Where do you move an entire island nation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occasionally places get Democrats in control of the government for extended periods. Then you wind up with unnecessary disasters like New Orleans.

    4. Re:Where do you move an entire island nation? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      So there you are at the UN, someone asks you "where are we going to put all these people?", now what do you say?

      Ummm.... anywhere in the 90% of the land mass of the worlds which are currently not very populated?

      These people living in big cities need to get outside to the countryside more often...

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    5. Re:Where do you move an entire island nation? by doom · · Score: 1

      So there you are at the UN, someone asks you "where are we going to put all these people?", now what do you say?

      Ummm.... anywhere in the 90% of the land mass of the worlds which are currently not very populated?

      Great so we'll give, say, half of Arizona to the nation of the Marshall Islands. The present inhabitants of Arizona won't have any problem with that, right? And there won't be any difficulties with simultaneously relocating most of the population of Los Angeles in that region, right?

    6. Re:Where do you move an entire island nation? by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

      > Does any one really think that we are going to sit by and let major cities flood?

      Not that this represents the whole world in any way, but the Mayor of Miami is on YouTube stating that the governor of Florida disbelieves climate change enough that he doesn't believe the state highway was underwater in Miami and refused any money to raise and repair the highway.

      So the city had to pay to make it usable again.

      Dogma seems to overrule your faith in humanity (YMMV).

    7. Re:Where do you move an entire island nation? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Great so we'll give, say, half of Arizona to the nation of the Marshall Islands.

      Wat? Arithmetic is evidently beyond your grasp. The total land area of the Marshall Islands is 70 square miles. The land area of Phoenix, Arizona is 517 square miles. The entire population of the Marshall Islands would fit in a suburb of Phoenix without hardship. There's barely 50,000 of them.

      And there won't be any difficulties with simultaneously relocating most of the population of Los Angeles in that region, right?

      Arizona is 113,998 square miles. Los Angeles is 503 square miles. Transplanting LA to Arizona would use up... 0.5% of the available land. And the present inhabitants wouldn't even notice. Arizona is vastly empty. There's no way to provide water for them all in Arizona specifically, but the American West is vast and empty and not all of it lacks water. As a practical matter, abandoning literally every coastal city and every island nation on the planet is completely possible. It won't happen, because dikes exist, but it could be done and nobody at all would be crowded.

      You're obviously one of the city people who needs to get out into the countryside more often. The planet is big. Very very big. Most of it has no people on it at all. Humans have this peculiar habit of cramming themselves into tiny spaces for no goddamn reason at all. It makes no sense.

  54. This is a Must Do Prerequisite... by raftpeople · · Score: 1

    to be able to build the floating cities on Mars. Once we get to mars and terraform to create bodies of water, we are going to need these floating cities, so we better figure it out now.

    This is project management 101.

  55. Re:what a wonderfull morning. by Bradac_55 · · Score: 1

    1.) You can't live on a cruise ship.
    2.) You can't be taxed on a cruise ship.

  56. Assuming Global Warming is Real by OYAHHH · · Score: 1

    At the rate it is progressing it will be insanely easy for people to simply move inland a 1,000 feet, or whatever it takes. It will not be that much change required at all.

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  57. The use case dependent on independent jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The theoretical solution that is floating cities is to house people whom are outside the socially acceptable norms of a given society. Without independent jurisdiction the solution falls apart. This is basically someone's fantasy that can't work.

    Humorously the things that can work and are beginning to be demonstrable as working are migration movements. Over the past 10 years a successful migration movement has gotten off the ground for liberty-minded freedom-loving folks. Thousands of people have moved to New Hampshire and many have run for office and gotten elected at various levels of government. Despite it just being a start there are 20 times as many principled libertarians in the NH house alone as any other state. That doesn't include the many other places we see libertarians being elected in NH either- like town councils, sheriffs, jailers, etc. You don't have to have a majority to win- you just have to be the loudest voice in the room and so those who move for the cause have had a disproportionate impact on politics despite the numbers. There have been many positive laws written, sponsored, and supported by principled libertarians. Everything from revoking the authority of the banking department to regulate crypto currencies to restoring constitutional rights upended by bad US supreme court rulings.

  58. Re: what a wonderfull morning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah you're right; MC Hawking never had any beef with any punk ass bitches from the UN.

  59. Tsunami? by LtUoNXizqxawTj4ofx7t · · Score: 0

    What about tsunamis?

  60. Re:what a wonderfull morning. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

    1.) You can't live on a cruise ship.

    Yes you can.

  61. Delusional Cocksuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Thiel and all here sucking his cock.

  62. Pretty sure Thiel backed out too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He hasn't as far as I know had any funding or direct interest himself in 2-4 years. I spent 2-3 years following the seasteading project while looking into my own plans (I lean socialist, not libertarian. All the seasteading plans, including the independent Mariana project were basically 'land' based ponzi schemes that only worked if outside investors paid for development, and outside renters payed for upkeep. The 'initial investors' as it were had their whole business plan based around subletting the seastead and providing paid services to captive audiences. None of it was egalatarian or different from terrestrial based options, nor in fact all that different from the plans for Liberland.) That is part of why the project hasn't gone anywhere, 10-12 years on.

    As far as Thiel goes, he was on-record around the time Trump became president backing away from his support for Seasteads and saying the legalities of them didn't look good. (They don't, UNCLOS specifically denies the claim of territory to floating entities, artificially constructed islands, etc.) The whole concept is so legally shaky without a flag of convenience based in a country with essentially no laws or reciprocation agreements that it won't make financial sense except as vacation homes for the ultra wealthy, or a commune for a bunch of middle class socialists following Woody Guthrie's 'This land is your land.' song. That is the platform itself is shared both in cost and upkeep and everyone has an equal share in its long term well being.

  63. Re: You Must Live In Shithole Country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sad hobbled view of government belies your wage slavery in Amurika. Poor you. Bit your guns make you soooo free!!

  64. Behold the BRAVE American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turrified of the Youuuuuu knighted nations.

    Pussy.

  65. Just a place to ship poor people by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    That's what it'll be. It won't be idealistic, but for all the people who can't afford to live in the city as prices skyrocket, they'll 'encourage' people to move to the floating cities. We all know most people want to live on the beautiful land, with the mountains, freedom to drive anywhere in a large country etc.

    Instead they can now put you in a controlled environment, where you can go is limited, and you're not able to bother the rich, and protests won't be able to effect the economy.

  66. Why explore space? There are problems on earth! by virtig01 · · Score: 1

    I see this idea of floating, zero-waste cities like the ISS. By adding constraints to a system, there is a high likelihood that new solutions and technologies will be created that will spur benefits in existing cities.

  67. This idea by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    I dunno, this kind of reminds me of something. For some reason the words "Alpha Centauri" are buzzing around my head.

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  68. Sounds like Mr. Ingels by DesertNomad · · Score: 2

    and his colleagues have been reading Snow Crash. Or maybe they haven't?

    1. Re:Sounds like Mr. Ingels by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Mr. Ingels and his colleagues have been reading Snow Crash.

      There's a considerably more recent cultural reference available, with the same sort of muddy thinking at its root: the YouTube Original Sherwood, a children's 3D animated cartoon on YouTube with the underlying premise that global warming is unstoppable, the Ice Age will officially end (no ice caps, no glaciers, anywhere on Earth), and instead of just living on all the still remaining land, people will live on ocean cities controlled by lone despots and a rag tag band of rebels will steal from the rich to give to the poor. The protagonist is a teenage girl named Robin Locksley, naturally. And she's nominally an orphan, because Disney's vapid writing is inescapable, even when you're YouTube. The big reveal will be that her father is still alive, I'm sure.

      The trailer for the second episode features one of the two villains (the junior one) taking a brown child hostage at "gun" point. (Though being YouTube, a Google property, nobody has guns. It's a non-gun weapon that's at least as scary as a gun, somehow...) Because you can never be too blatantly metaphorical.

      And for some reason, everyone has an Australian accent.

  69. Something stinks by Daralantan · · Score: 1

    eat only plant-based food, produce zero waste,

    Better not eat any beans!

  70. Brink by packrat0x · · Score: 1

    I've seen this idea before, it's called The Ark.

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  71. Re: what a wonderfull morning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cruise ships don't trigger the 20 mile coast waters sovereignty claim. The islands China is fabricating, and presumably these platforms, do.

  72. Finally by Brew+Bird · · Score: 1

    So much more practical and realistic than 'alter the earth's climate to suit ourselves'.

  73. Re: what a wonderfull morning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liberals fucked up by not properly rebuilding the south by making sure educational standards were equal to the north. Greed and lack of welfare for the common man are seeds to our destruction.

  74. Flat Earthers support this concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Islands floating around an island in space.

    The theory supports itself :B

  75. Mineral? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Cities that are tethered to the ocean floor with a mineral 'anchor' are called 'islands'.

  76. Oil & gas drilling platforms by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

    So why don't oil & gas drilling & extraction platforms & their staff accommodation look like this? Is there, perhaps, some reason why lily-pad like structures are impractical for living on in the sea/ocean?

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  77. By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has to be the stupidest thing every.

    Don't want CC, then fix CC, it's that simple.

  78. Waterworld... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was the most expensive movie up to that point to film, and that was for a small, fake floating city. Floating cities have been proposed since the 70s (I've seen ads in old Scientific Americans), and the only one's that are somewhat economical are those that involve dumping a ton of trash into the ocean and building on top of it: not the cleanest or the safest.

    If you want to build a REAL floating city, build a giant heated buckyball, and try not to crash it into a large metropolis when the wind blows too hard in a downdraft.

  79. Declaring war by dandv · · Score: 1

    Any unreasonable government could sink one of these with one bombing run. It would be a sitting duck.

    No, for the same reasons no government has bombed a cruise ship:

    1. Vessels fly the flag of a nation, and attacking a vessel like that means declaring war on that nation.
    2. There is no economic incentive.

    PS: I'm one of the co-founders of Blueseed, the first commercial seasteading venture, back in 2011. This is the last arrogant comment I will be engaging with here. Most of the other "objections" have been answered over and over, and we've even put up an FAQ at blueseed.com/faq.

    1. Re:Declaring war by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "PS: I'm one of the co-founders of Blueseed, the first commercial seasteading venture, back in 2011"

      You hero.

      This sort of crap has been tried before and never wored. But enjoy the venture capital sucker money until it runs out.

  80. also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....I want a pony, a robot that does my homework and my chores, and a flying space car, and a leprechaun.

      I'll believe this if I ever see it.

      We have stuff like this now, it's called a "boat". However, there are good reasons most people don't live on boats.

  81. Natural disasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a floating city is better:
    - Earthquake (without tsunami),
    - flooding,
    - large wildfire,
    - heavy snowfall (you can just toss the snow into the ocean).

    When a dry-land city is better:
    - Windstorms,
    - large waves,
    - lightning storms (a floating city is more likely to get hit, because it's higher than the ocean).

  82. The real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is because the rich want to get "all of those people" out of the way, so they can use all of the freed up land as their playground.

      Everybody else can rot in a supercrowded disease and violence infested hulk.

  83. Money, money, money by billd10 · · Score: 0

    The UN is worse than even the US government when it comes to wasting other people's money. What a boondoggle. Besides, the oceans will be all dried up soon and these people will have to find new places to live.

  84. Beg Diet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wanted to mention the link the the project says clean meat so not sure why the summary says all veg diet.

  85. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UN to spend millions if not billions studying and building a prototype floating city.

    What's the total up front energy, pollution, money and environmental cost for such a project?

    What is the A/B testing value of it versus just building a large solar panel generation farm?

    Sick of these, spend enormous sums of money, time and energy to build / do something that has no time to payback the building costs published with the plan.

    Suggest an infrastructure usage fee (not a tax) on nonprofits, NGO and university research grants of 10% of their revenue and 1% of their assets to buy and build renewable energy production.

    Take 10% of the UN budget and build renewable energy production capacity.