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Trent Lott Invented the Paperclip!
DRF writes "The Washington Post has a story where Trent Lott claims he invented the paperclip making fun of Gore's earlier claim to have invented the Internet. It's funny.
" Interestingly enough, I invented poster putty,
lava lamps, DNA, and discovered that ice floats in water.
And that was just last week!
I patented the process of invention. Anybody who invents anything owes me royalty.
i like chickens
I invented your mom. so there.
Since I invented invention,
Pay up.
Well then let me be the the one who invented sex. It's true. In fact because I've been touched by the open source trend, I've decided to make sex open source.
That's right, we can reinvent this wonderful act, and set our own specifications in the process.
I'll never have to remove my shoes again, a grin will be considered forplay, and a smile will be considered seduction.......
-One very foolish man imitating another...
Joe (I don't yet have an alias)
I therefore patent the patent. Anyone who patents anything after me will be forced to pay me a royalty. I will soon be cyberrich.
I'm the one who set dogs and cats against each other.
then i patent thinking of patenting the patent.
I patent your mom. and all derivative works. so I own you. nyah nyah
YOU IDIOT!! THEN THE GUYS FROM GNOME GOT A HOLD OF THE SEX SOURCE CODE AND CREATED A BUGGY 1.0, GIVING US: IMPOTENCE!!!!
;)
I invented cartoon violence.
"Look out Itchy! He's Irish!"
No volunteers 8)
another quote from mr.technology here, contest #8
I can't imagine Al Gore claiming he invented the internet. I bet the claim was that he "invested" in the internet, and the dumb-fuck media person misheard him. Come on now people, this is GORE not Dan Quayle(sp?).
I don't like poloticians. But I hate sleezy media people even more.
I'm sorry, but if Al Gore is the best candidate that the democrats can field for this election I'm calling it now. Republicans will win. The only question is whether it will be Mrs. Dole or George Bush Jr. At least Dole acknoledges that here campaining style is "Ophra (sp?) Style".
:)
Actually, come to think of it. I'd probably vote for Dole just so I could see Bob Dole as the first lady, I mean gentleman
Grandpa.....is that you?!?!?!
He "Fathered" it in the sense of "Screwing" it that is...
If it were, we'd be free to charge for sex if we liked. :-)
Ms.Dole is the reason why Dole lost the election. she took over his run and didn't let him act natual. Bush Jr. probably won't be the Republician canidate because he is far to liberal compared to most republicians.
unless pat buchanan somehow wins the ticket. then i'd have to vote for gore.
but yeah, liz dole on the republican ticket would be a political masterstroke. All they have to do is pick a VP who's not a loon, and the 'pubs 'll coast to victory in '00.
The Star Wars flicks. All of 'em. That was *me,* hommes. I just let George Lucas take the credit 'cause I don't want all the adulation. But I get all the royalties, and furthermore, it was based on my life! So There!
Cmdr Taco for President!
I invented it.
You're all welcome.
Postel came to me in a drunken dream last night and revealed that he stole Al Gores ideas on the internet. Apparently while sleeping with tipper (hey it was a wild time) in the heat of passion she accidentally revealed Al's great plan.
If Gore wasnt such a bore in bed, and Tipper didnt have to go sharing her "sugar walls" with every Tom, Dick, and Postel, maybe the true creator of the internet would be known today.
I just hope Tipper has cleaned up her act of Als better at his husbandly duties, heck I wouldnt want her revealing the nuke launch codes to some future boy toy.
Alot is revealed to you in your drunken dreams, last time I talked to Elvis, and he isnt even dead yet!
Barraaco Bill
That's useful. Now anyone you can prove manufactures or markets a universe creation system, owes you money.
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Well......apparently the Democrats are putting their best foot forward THIS election. :P I'm a liberal, to be sure, but if this guy is so inept as to say that he invented the Internet (and had to let his more-informed aides interpret his statement into something more coherent), I'll be damned if I'll vote for him.
This sounds sorta like Dan Quayle all over again, just in the other party. Plus, I think it'd be sorta cool to have a woman president.......
(AP) WASHINGTON, DC -- today Strom Thrumond held a press conference to declare that he invented fire.
"During my--" strom began to say. Sen. Thurmond then gasped slightly, fell over and died.
Fire was invented at around 35,000 BC, when early Homo Habilises began using it to cook their food before they ate it. However Sen. Thurmond did not begin his service in the United States Senate until nearly eight years after this. He did, however, work to promote its use during his long term.
Some democrats have denied that strom invented anything, saying that fire was discovered, and would have eventually been found whether Sen. Thurmond had don anything.
There was a fun story about it in Norwegian newspapers a few years ago when his grandson "rediscovered" the copies of the patent documents in his attic.
I dont know whos more pathetic, you in your plastic coat, or your buttbuddie ubik who proves nerd is not synomimous with geek.
Although, he didn't actually claim to have invented it. It's a vague claim which implies he was more important than he was, but it's not actually a lie, in that you could probably interpret "took the lead" "creating" and "Internet" in a way that match the behaviour. He should apologize though.
Haven't we given the world much after we abandoned looting and pillaging in the Viking ages (which by the way never had horns on their helmets, even if they usually do in movies and cartoons).
Yeah, it's getting to late here, so I better go get some sleep before I spew even more...
But I didn't make it into the annoying artform it is today.
Uh, didn't skiing come from Norway???
Well, norvegians are supposed to be born with skies
on their feet, so I suppose that one doesn't count.
Hey CmdrTaco, but have you gone to college?
Libby Dole has NEVER been ELECTED to anything in her whole life. She doesn't stand a chance. Whoever ends up in the Whitehouse, I bet it's a democrat unless the economy collapses in which case it's even money who the next moron to pretend to lead the country will be.
Does someone own you money? I invented it.
That's right, every time you give someone money, you owe me royalties. Let's say... 15% or $2, whichever is more.
That's gotta hurt.
There's always a price to be paid for looting and pillaging. So remember, don't attack other peoples villages or, in revenge, people will draw your hats wrong for centuries.
...that the biggest software company in the
:-)
world never invented anything.
Sorry. Couldn't resist
Did you bother to go read the article? He wasn't misquoted. His comments were made during a televised interview. Sheesh, I feel my IQ dropping just for having replied to your post.
Cheers,
ZicoKnows@hotmail.com
Sliced bread is so very popular. Why, I'd bet that over 90% of
households and commercial eating establishments use it! Sliced bread
is a standard!
It's very popularity must mean it is superior!
I'm thinking of requiring all establishments that sell sliced bread
not sell un-sliced bread.
Or at least that they not promote un-sliced bread.
Hmmm... I could buy-up the rights to other sliced products and
integrate them with sliced bread. The advantages of buying my
integrated sliced products will outweigh the advantages of un-
integrated, un-sliced products.
To ensure a consistent eating experience, only fully-integrated
sliced products will be available. If you don't want, say, the
sliced cheese, you'll have to un-install that component. But be
warned: the resulting assembly will yield a less-satisfactory
experience. Them's the breaks.
I bet that market studies will show that most people want their
sliced products integrated!
There was a great bit in "The Onion" a while back. The headline was "Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeros"
Nope, I didn't bother reading that particular article very carefully. Only the previous one on /. I didn't see the televised interview either. Since I harbour an intense hatred towards sleezy media people, I thought it natural to assume that it was just a misquote. I digress, perhaps the author of the article misheard the televised interview, and decided to misquote him based on this misinformation. Kind of like an episode of three's company: it's all just one big misunderstanding. Perhpas Al Gore made a simple misvocalization. No need to get mishapen about my comments....
Well fuck yopu. I invented the process of human thought. Big time royalties.
I fought the law, and the law beat my ass.
i think that if we ( non voters ) tryed we could get some one with a clue in!
i sirius lets have a Revolution®!!
check it out will yea?
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Too late! Sliced Bread98 [tm] (it's shipping a bit behind schedule)
will come only with Integrated Raisins [tm]. Most consumers want an
integrated product. My studies show that they do not want to go to
the trouble of having to go to the store, buy the individual items,
and integrate them with sliced bread themselves.
Of course, that minority of consumers that do not care for raisins in
their sliced bread are free to remove the unwanted raisins, but the
performance of Bread98 may suffer--what with the resulting holes.
And all traces of my raisins cannot be completely removed. There
will of course be some "raisin residue" remaining. Attempts to
removed the residue will certainly render Bread98 completely
unusable!
Tell you what: if you agree to market your raisins only for un-sliced
bread, I'll agree to market my raisins only integrated with my sliced
bread.
Deal?
Where the heck is Jon Postel on that poll?
Chris McCoy
By that logic, I've invented about half the O'Reilly book series, Civilization 2, and Coca Cola.
How can anyone not laugh at this stuff?
Well fuck yopu. I invented the process of human thought. Big time royalties.
I fought the law, and the law beat my ass.
Who is yopu ?
Get over it, hippie!
It's all for the CHILDREN!
Dumb ass, I'm Canadian. :)
Yup, Debian is currently the only distribution that ships with sex.
And yes, sex is under the GPL.
Also it's worth noting that sex is completely bug free.
The last paragraph of the article reads: "Responding via e-mail to MSNBC's inquiry about Gore's statement, Cerf said: "While it is not accurate to say that VP Gore invented Internet, he has played a powerful role in policy terms that has supported its continued growth and application, for which we should be thankful."
Get REAL. If the internet had commercial viability, Fed or not, it WOULD have been developed. To imply that we should THANK Gore because, he, as an ELECTED official, SUPPORTED it, is total and complete B.S.!!!
I'm suprised such a lame statement came from such a respected source.
Gore wasn't misquoted - I've seen this segment of the interview on the news at least three times now. I just can't understand how he managed to keep a straight face.
I think Forbes has jumped under the covers as well.
ROFL...very good!
those dirty liberals made fun of every statement ever made by dan quayle. just a little backlash.
Preident clinton gave an award to Vinton G. Cerf
one of the primary makers of TCP/IP. So preident clintion give a award, then his vice president takes credit? whats the deal?
Stop making replies about sex being GPL and in this way -- for they are too silly and easy to refute; but see why sex can only be distributed under proprietary licenses.
We should, no doubt, observe that the act of sexual love is pleasant, but that one must, if he performs it, do it so that no one else can see, because it is most repulsive to see. We shall then, I fancy, infer, that Debian cannot be distributing software that seems to most people to be closed source and proprietary.
Cut it out! The other reply is right, you're giving the term "nerd" a bad rep!
Well, I always vote against the hawks who want to blow it up. Same diff.
Potatoe.
God, Gore is probably STUPIDER than Quayle...
Have you ever heard him talk? A Complete idiot..
You should be THANKING the "sleazy media people",
because they're the ones who are turning a blind eye
to his bone-headed stunts...
Get over yourself whydontcha!
Instead of sitting there feeling outraged at this
:)
obvious lie, why don't those of you who CAN, do something
about it - write to whoever's in charge of allowing these
people to run for his party (would that be the Democratic
Nomination Committee?) and tell them that because of
his lies, you will not vote for him; if enough people
were to do this, he wouldn't get nominated, and you
wouldn't need to worry about this bozo being in the
Whitehouse.
It would be sweet justice for the internet to kill
his presidential shot, after he went and created it
As a dual-citizen of Canada and the UK let me assure you that the credibilty of Messieurs Chrétien and Blair are questioned up the wazoo constantly.
Chrétien: the APEC scandal etc.
Blair: the control freak tendancy etc.
There's tonnes of people who don't trust these guys. M. Clinton's approval rating kicks both of these PMs ratings up and down the street.
You don't "see" it because you live in the U.S. which only notices things happening outside of its borders when its something really major or there's a chance to do some sabre-rattling (that's mainstream US media of course, the USA Todays, Time Magazines and so forth)
(McNeil-Lehrer (McNeil = a canadian, cough cough) and slashdot naturally are very cool)
The truth about the paperclip can be read at http://www.acco.com/office/html/history.html It's a Norwegain invention... of course... :)
And you've got a brain? Hmmm, the republicans want to limit choice? Maybe you'd better read up a bit about Gore and Billy Boy. And where are your choices going to be when you're nuked by the Chinese? And by the way, the last election, 97% of all incumbents were re-elected.
>I don't see how any of his "promotion" or "government funding" had anything to do with the internet at all.
Without somebody's promotion and funding the internet would still be closed to all of us mere mortals without university or defense contractor access. Anyone with info as to what, when in regard to allowing civilian access into ARPANET?
That was actually in reference to something floating around the internet about 4 years ago. One individual's college application listed everything they had done, including all inventions and accomplishments; but they had never been to college. If I remember correctly, they were accepted.
hehe just thought i would add on :)
:)
Don't copy me, i invented inventions first.
But, i'll sell you a copy of MS-Invetion 98 for $89. Upgrade.....
In two weeks, i let you donwload a free 200mb patch, which won't do a thing, just make me look good..
ok getitng carried away
Dark_Hour
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The paper clip was invented by Johan Vaaler from Aurskog, Norway in 1899. My mother's maiden name is Vaaler, hey maybe he's my grandfather, I want my royalties....
Joel ness helped make "info" at the university of minnesota, which became gopher, so joel helped to create to internet, so there, his address is jness@d.umn.edu, tell him how cool he is.
whee -Me
Does he mean blu-tack?
He's the man! He actually *knows* something. And he doesn't resemble a tree trunk!
Well that's off-topic, but I'd wager your credit card problem happened after the secure transaction, not during. Just because the "lock" symbol appears does not mean that the system on the far side is going to protect your information after it gets there.
Posted by stodge:
According to Gores' aides, if I promote MS Windows, does that mean I invented it? So MS owes me billions of dollars. Yay I'm going to be mega-rich!
Unfortunately for your hypothesis, it will take quite a bit of marketing genius to pull off a GOP victory. There is much damage to undo, thanks to Hype, Barr, Livingston, Lott, and others who piled on Bubba.
BTW, Bob, not Liddy, is the real Oprah-like Dole. A prolonged campaign might reveal that.
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She was always the "token woman", appointed to be the pretty face in front of ugly policies. She's gotten the chances to put her finishing-school charm to good use, and succeeded - she's also quite capable of doing the job of POTUS. Unfortunately, behind the charm lies a snow job; her presidency would wipe the smile off of many a face.
[temp sig: my mind is in one time zone, my ass is in another; bear with me. At least I brought my password]
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Yup 'n' proud of it hyuh hyuh hyuh :)
No I'm not a mysogynist. I respect Mrs Dole; it's just that I've seen way too many Mrs Doles during my stays in North Carolina (where she's from). Her rise in the GOP ranks comes, in part, because she's very "nice" (in a charm-school-inculcated way). I find her husband to be the more genuine article of the two Doles, which isn't necessarily a compliment to Bob.
Remember: on election day, we don't just pull the lever for one person. It's very important to take a look at the company that person keeps, and whether or not he (or she!) will keep the more odious company (e.g. the Christian Coalition and supply-side economists) at arms-length. I don't have much faith in Liddy keeping right-wing monsters at bay, however "Oprah-like" she may seem on the campaign trail.
There's lots of good Republican women: Gov Whitman from New Jersey, and many New Englanders, like Sen Olympia Snowe. I'd vote for either one in a heartbeat, especially if Al Gore were the opponent. But Whitman and Snowe wouldn't survive the right-wing-skewed primary process, and they wouldn't stand a chance in the biggest primary of all: the "Money Primary" - Mrs Dole has spent years preparing for this run by hooking up to the necessary sources of money needed for the bid. That - and name recognition - is why she's a "viable candidate".
I drove 18 hours from Toronto so I could vote for Clinton last time (a last-minute decision); if I'm out of the country in 2000, I'll probably just smoke a Cuban cigar with the travel expenses I'll save.
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But AFAIK, a lot of the events at the beginning of Cringely's Nerds 2.0.1 took place while Gore was a photographer in Vietnam. I could be wrong, though.
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I invented the hot water!
Quit rationalizing and face the fact that Gore said it.
He's a typical politician, trying to weasel his way on to the "right" side of an issue. The difference is, this time, he got caught in a bald-faced lie.
The only thing sleazier than media is rationalizing fools who refuse to believe the truth in defense of "thier" guy.
...that Microsoft invented the paperclip? Isn't it integrated into Office 98? ;-)
Daniel
Hurry up and jump on the individualist bandwagon!
A joke about a patently silly statement is dirty politics? Wake up. You may be able to fool some of the people into believing that, but not me. And I hope not the majority of voters.
Chlamydia, ghonorrhoea, HIV, herpes simplex, syphilis, children...
Gore can take credit for helping to ban widespread use of cryptography and secure ecommerce on the internet. That's the dark ages to me.
It might be a coincidence, but a credit card number I used on a dumbed down Internet Explorer web transaction to buy my boss a sound card was later used for $2000 of fraud. It was a shopping spree at Kmart in silicon valley by one person. Nothing but 128 bit encryption for me from now on.
...of course my version was square. A rival inventor stole my idea, tweaked it a little, and made a fortune. And I never get any credit.
-Grog
Everyone knows that Microsoft invented the paper clip. It's right there on Outlook.
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This book will tell all about the paperclip and other stuff. It is well written. You will finish before you realize you have read an entire book on the paperclip, the staple, etc...
I must agree...we definitely need a leader who 1) stands for something, rather than taking a poll and seeing what to do (the publcic can't make up their minds ever anyways), 2) one who won't be another dan quayle, and 3) NOT LIE!. that trusting the leader of your country is a good thing, i don't see people talking about the credibility of tony blair or jean chretien (sp?). this is making a joke of the country, and when you have a guy who rents out the whitehouse for campaign funds, that tells me he believes in self before country...
actually, yeah, he did. He posted about it ("Rob Finishes College") when he graduated a few months ago, in December.
-- Anneke
--Anneke
"Real Women Use Linux"
But then you'd have to promote MS Windows. Ewwwwwwwwwwww
Is it just me, or does this whole thing remind you of elementary school?
Gore: I invented the internet.
Repub: Oh yeah? well I invented the paper clip!
Gore: oh yeah, of course you did, you're a dinosaur!
Politicians. Hmph!
I invented the electron the neutron and the proton
This means that anything that has mass of any sort owes me very large amounts of money
My rate now is 1 us cent per any one of these (there are no bulk rates or site licensees)
Please pay now
Along with the rest of those dirty republicans.
I'd vote Gore in before any of those other crooks.
Republicans are the sadest group of politicians in the world today.
Look at there values... They want to remove freedom of choice just because it might make us think. Yeah, those are winners. Remember last election, and hope it repeats.
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CodeRed, the lower user #. No relation to SirCam.
Did Gore father the internet?.
pronoblem
Just jump on that bandwagon '0 theives why don't you. We both know quite well that I invented DNA. Back off, buster. You're risking nuclear attack, which I also invented.
Unfortunately, I didn't get all the bugs worked out of the AI routines - witness the claim to have invented the internet. I think what he meant to say was that he invented the @ sign which allows all of us to send email.
I'll have to upgrade his OS to Linux I guess. In retrospect it was a truly bad idea to try and build anything reliable on NT.
This has to be one of the few times I've seen Al really screw up something horribly. He's usually very good at being a technically-savvy politican, and actually isn't stupid (at least, the couple of times he visited us (and I actually got to talk to him!) at the Media Lab). One wonders what Tipper fed him that morning. Or maybe... IT'S A REPUBLICAN PLOT!!!! THAT'S IT!!!
My personal opinion is that I like Al (though Libby intrigues me) - GWB, Jr isn't my style. Just my opinion though (hey, remember to express yours - VOTE next November)!
On a side note to the above poster:
-Erik
There are always four sides to every story: your side, their side, the truth, and what really happened.
White bread is just thick toilet paper. I need bread with some kick: nice thick crust. Northern Italian bread or French bread does the trick. Ummmm, I'm getting hungry. Hey! It's almost dinner time.
--Ivan, weenie NT4 user, Jon Katz hater: bite me!
--weenie NT4 user: bite me!
"Computers are nothing but a perfect illusion of order" -- Iggy Pop
A buncha times :-)
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I dunno all these american terms.
Hmmm...wouldn't porn be the equivalent of screenshots?
you spelled to, you, dudes, yo, chicks, be, for, the, and women wrong...
We are seeing real press about Gore lying. I wasn't expecting that to happen. Not that I like his oponents any, maybe we should form a slashdot party.
-matt
not quite... the love(source) would have to be made availble.. but they dont have to have it if they dont want to, most women i know just want the sex(binary).
Scott Aaron Bamford (vpp) "We`re giving you the chance to skrew it up in a whole new and exciting way" sab@clara.net
these politicians, with their latest batch of jokes about inventing things, effectively admitting that they are useless. They know that none of their kind has ever made such a contribution, and they recognize the absurdity in any statement that says otherwise.
Just my $0.0000002
Vidi, Vici, Veni
Before the days of career politicians, when the leaders had a more active role in other aspects of society. I guess I just don't even consider him one of their kind, ya know?
Vidi, Vici, Veni
When you start integrating raisins into your sliced bread, I sue. Millions of consumers will be inconvenienced by your "innovation" by having to remove your integrated raisins and putting my superior raisins in.
Well, I patented First Post! You owe me. Vinnie and Guido will be over in the morning to discuss "licensing terms".
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I'm surprised that Kang would lie to the American people. My conscience therefore directs me to vote for Kodos.
Kang-- We must go forwards not backwards, sideways not upwards...
Kodos-- What are you going to do, waste your vote HAHAHa
Homer-- It's not my my fault Marge, I voted for Kodos
From the Simpsons episode
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F02.html
``During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.''
The Internet, originally called ARPANET, dates to 1969, when the Defense Department began funding the project. Gore, then 21, was still eight years away from joining Congress.
Gore aides say their boss has a rightful claim, having promoted the Internet and government funding for the project while in Congress.
I figured he would say something like "Oh, I really meant..." but instead his aides are saying he really did invent the internet. No, not in those words, but they said he "has a rightful claim."
He plainly said, "I took the initiative in creating the internet," implying that he had something to do with the creation of the internet. "Promoting" and getting "government funding" for the project are so far removed from creating the internet that his aides' assertion that he is correct is an insult to the American people.
I like Gore much more than Dole or Bush, but to come out with an in-your-face lie like this is simply unacceptable. The fact that he stuck with his claim instead of apologizing is really a blow against him.
Plus, I don't see how any of his "promotion" or "government funding" had anything to do with the internet at all. The internet caught on because of Tim Berners-Lee's wonderful world wide web.
Truly politics at its worst. I guess next year will be a lesser-of-two-evils campaign for me.
rooooar
hehe... sorry... just had to say it :-)
But really, under GPL, the act of charging money for it would be perfectly legal, as long as you always distributed the love (source), not just the sex itself (binaries).
If anyone else has an alternative take, my eyes and... umm... ears... are open!
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It's a fine line between trolling and karma-whoring... and I think I just crossed it.
- Sean
They know that none of their kind has ever made such a contribution
Wrong, wrong and WRONG!
...or I suppose you have never heard of Bejamin Franklin. A very pre-eminent politician who did happen to have a hand in inventing more than a few things!
Ok... maybe you have to go back a few (hundred) years, but don't make sweeping generalities like the one above. Not all politicians are good for nothing...
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It's a fine line between trolling and karma-whoring... and I think I just crossed it.
- Sean
Why not grilling all prospective candidates on their stance on the use of cryptography and lame software patents?
Then give your vote to whomever has some decent ideas how to deal with those issues.
Just my 2 cents of wisdom, I can't vote for any of them anyway.
Just look at sex as if it were distributed under the GPL. That would mean that only free, open-source sex is legal, and sex that is charged for would be illegal. Isn't that the case now? But what about porn. I guess maybe because its free between the people who are having it and it is the people who view are charged a fee it must mean that sex is actually under the LGPL. Any legal experts out there?
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There are rumors of a blood testing scandel which is bound to come out with a Dole presidential campaign. Her management of Red Cross left many enemies and I think her campaign will become quite messy.
i invented this world
- http://www.penguin.nl - if you can't beat them,
Well, that'd include most deities
How so? Or are you just a mysoginist?
DrLunch.com The site that tells you what's for lunch!
How so? Or are you just a misogynist?
DrLunch.com The site that tells you what's for lunch!
In an interview on CNN Al Gore said "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."
Terry
Well, I invented Gore, so I guess it was really my fault, I really shouldn't have made him say that.
what for? He probly "invented it"
Might that be some form of farm animal? Intercourse is not advised.
Trent Lott owes me royalties.
Pretend there is some witty statement here.