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Penguin Pets
Ellis D writes "It looks like pengiuns could make a good house pet according to an article over at ScienceDaily Mag. "
Once again I just want an AIBO- they feed/recharge
themselves. I imagine feeding a
penguin would be a somewhat frightening experience. But
a puffin would be so cute *grin*.
I would prefer a Misoto.
Penguins can get along with people. Also they are happy to adjust their tastes in food. Zoos often feed baby kittens to pythons and other reptiles. As zookeepers have discovered, in a pinch, penguins will readily accept baby kittens for food too. Now if only we could get penguins to eat full grown cats!
Remember that Budweiser commercial (dooobie doobie doo.....)
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Yea, having a pen-pen would be great. As long as it could sit at the table reading a newspaper and drinking a beer.
Ok, let me get this straight: there's a hormone in the blood whose level is an indicator of stress. How do you measure this hormone without stressing out the penguin? Presumably, you have to take a blood sample... I think if a researcher runs up to a penguin and jabs a needle into it, you're going to get an inflated value.
Perhaps there are other ways. Hmm... anyone know any good hacks for measuring chemicals in penguin blood without freaking out the penguin? Here's all I can think of, so far:
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The penguin logo sucks. I MUST GO!
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Yes, you must.
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a penguin exploding or imploding.. that would be something i'd pay to see
Oi, cats are cool
i had a goat once and when it died of malnutrition we picked it up and put it in a trashbag and placed it on the curb.
hehehahah,i'm sorry, this had me rolling around the floor laughing
it makes me laugh too. don't be sorry.
Just because the LINUX mascot is Tux the penguin doesn't mean that every article related to penguins needs to be posted.
The article is about people visiting penguin habitats, not the other way around.
And as someone mentioned, they stink.
As the alt tag for the little bare-foot icon says: "Its funny: Laugh".
I recall a few months ago that my mom, whos obsessed with Animal Planet and Home & Garden TV and all those other channels that have the pet shows, she told me that they were able to breed penguins that can live in North American climates and that can be kept as pets. I'll look around later tonight when I'm bored and see if I can find some info to back that up, then post a link.
But will penguins get their own beer from the fridge?
The digestive system of birds is such that they simply don't have the ability to hold their crap. It comes out as soon as it finishes being digested. The other interesting thing about a bird's digestive system is that they have no way to regulate their inner gasses (can't flatulate) and thus in the case of severe inner gas disequilibrium will explode or implode.
The penguin logo sucks. I MUST GO! Linux 3.0 better have a totally different logo. No animals allowed in logos for cutting edge unix operating systems. I think we should use the old SGI logo .. the cube .. that they stopped using because they all became retarted and decided to rename Silicon Graphics to SGI when it already was SGI.
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I suspect that if someone did build one it would not have The Penguin at it's heart. :-(
Penguins falling over was debunked by the AFU crowd. Follow the link for more details. dave
Oh that's not the half of it! It was chained to a rod hammered in the ground with a 1-2 foot chain. It would vomit on the grass it ate mainly cause it's collar was waaayyy to tight. It was so funny hearing the goat hacking and wheezing when I was unfortunately near it. I remember booting it in the ribs a few times too. I hated the damn thing and just wanted it dead. It made so much noise before we tightened the collar up really tight.
I live in the South Island od New Zealand and we have a few native species of penguins.
The most common is a species called little blues.
They are about as big as a small chicken.
Just recently there was a current affairs story on TV where somebody was having serious problems with penguins nesting under their house. Apparently their chicks make a lot of noise, and they smell quite strongly of fish. I don't think that these birds would be much fun to have as a pet as I think they have a tendency to nip.
Also in NZ I think it's illegal to have tham as pets as they are very strongly protected, another problem those people in the TV story were having as, to move them required special permission from the authorities.
I thought Puffins were endangered, in which case you are a dork.
(sorry for posting off topic)
We've always had birds. When we were in Greece, my grandma kept chickens right behind her house. We use to chase them all day. Then we had a duck when we were in Gibbons, it was better than a dog (no sloppy kisses!) And over the years we've had seven budgies. One of them died recently and now the one left behind is super friendly, tho he figures I have nothing better to do than stand in front of the cage with his yellow mirror so he can look at himself and kiss it. When I go to sit back down, he ruffles once, ruffles twice, then swoops at me.
At least a penguin can't do that!
Penguin eggs - like large chicken eggs, but with a bright red yolk...mmmm
Penguins are also very susceptible to fleas and ticks and are so noisy even with triple glazing we couldn't shut out the noise when we lived in the Falklands!!
I'd still rather have Mokona than a real pet. After all, penguins don't have magic powers.
Puu puu!!!
Dogs are unique in their ability to be companion animals. Most dogs love people and view them as members of their own pack. It is hard to imagine a penguin running up to a strange human and demanding to be petted, but dogs do it all the time.
Please adopt a dog, cat, bird or rabbit from your local animal shelter, and stay away from exotic and/or illegal pets.
Marjo Wycam, Master of the Programming Arts
that's be cool, especially for college..."But, professor, Tux DID eat my homework!!!!" :-)
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Wow, now I really can have a Pen-Pen!
Oh...or a Tux I suppose, but Pen-Pen is better.
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Tom Byrum
My house is already too cold as it is. Besides, how would you get it to sit on top of your monitor all the time?
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Ok...now that I've READ the article it doesn't really have anything to do with having penguins as pets. Perhaps the article should have (-1, Offtopic) next to it. :-)
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British pilots would do this in the Falkland Islands for amusment. Sounds pretty funny to me, the sight of 10,000 penguins slowly falling over backwards in unison.
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...about how Air Force pilots would fly over flocks of penguins on the ground. The penguins would turn their heads up to look at the plane, and the penguins weren't bright enough to realize that if they turned their heads back too far, they'd fall over. Supposedly these pilots would do this a lot just to watch an entire flock of penguins fall over on their backs.
Was this just an urban legend? Anyone else know anything about this?
Here is a picture of my favorite Penguin Pet.
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Anyone else remember that book from grade school? A man got a lot of penguins and kept them in his basement after they multiplied and outgrew the icebox. Imagine having a basement full of little Tuxes :)
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when their offbeat trivia piece on penguins gets 50,000 hits. I wonder if they'll figure it out.
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Hey, if they can do a dog, why not a Penguin?
I was at the New England Aquarium a couple of weeks ago and watched them feed the penguins. They eat fish out of the keepers' hands. They were the small, noisy kind, though. Might be harder with an emperor penguin.
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
These are quite tasty birds. Rob, I recommend
raising them for food. They're eaten a lot in
Iceland, where I had one.
Plus, as far as I know, penguins are akin to taking a shit wherever they damn well please. So if your happy little penguin takes to using that open computer on the floor as a toilet.....
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I said that you could. Basically it just states that pengiuns gets used to humans and change quickly... So basically you could own one as a pet becuase the adapt so well.
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I hope nobody seriously tries to keep a penguin for a pet.
Once the novelty of owning a penguin wears off, and cruel owners flush them down the toilet, there will begin a penguin plauge in our sewer system!
There shall begin an underground Linux movement, and those who aspire against us shall have their asses bitten in the bathroom by hungry penguins!
MwaHAAHA!
Try feeding a puffin. Have you noticed the shape of their beaks? Kind of unusual. They're about as wide at the base as they are long. This, obviously, makes it easier for them to bite down real hard on you finger, and to even cut it clear off.
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I'd prefer Badtz Maru, myself...
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penguins dont belong in some guys house they
belong in the antarctic where they can live
their lives in peace without alot of people
going 'oh you are so cute, ill be back in 10 hours'
Where would you find a can of pickled herring guts? I mean, it's not like you can just run over to the 7/11.
One of my dad's crazy college friend who worked an antartica explorer once went to a confrence and needed someone to watch the penguin.. So he left it with us. It would sleeping while standing, look in the mirror the whole day.. it ate a whole bucket of fish each day.. of course it returned a whole bucket of that other stuff every day as well ;-)
...puffin' on some weed.
Chicks dig penguins.... hehe... and they're like birds and stuff
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this article is a good example of why I do not call behavioral guessers "scientists." I did not see a certain possibility mentioned, and I doubt highly that the "scientists" considered it at all. The reason I doubt this is because I have examined many behavioral guessing studies and have never seen this angle considered... What I am refering to is this: will the people of the /. community conceed to me that it is possible that the penguins who nested near the trail perhaps were less nervous -in general- than the ones in remote areas? First, the ones in remote areas already show themselves to be less social by simple fact that they are in a remote area vrs closer to the rest of the penguins. Second, the trail presumably has been there for a while (at least a few years), but I would venture to say that penguins probably make a new nest each year. Point being, the penguins who were less nervous around people still showed signs of stress, just less of it. Never the less, they made their nests close to and withing the main group (to which the trail leads) because they were more social penguins than the others. This, and this alone, explains why they are less nervous. If no man had ever been there, I assert one could still find the same results by comparing penguins in the more remote areas to the ones who are closer together. Now, granted-if someone wanted to have a penguin as a pet, it would make sense to have a more social penguin. This is how domestication takes place, after all. You take the group that is the most docile, most social, or whatever quality you want. You breed those. From the new batch, you take the most of that group, and breed those. So on and so forth. This study proved nothing more than something that should be common sense: within a society (be it penguins, humans, dogs, whatever) there are some members that are more social than other members. The more social members tend to group together, by nature of their being more social. The less social tend to be more isolationistic (if thats not a word, it should be). The trail, according to the article, goes into the heart of the penguin colony-therefore where the most social penguins are. I think I've made my point in as many ways as possible now... oh, BTW, someone mentioned that the article said the less frightened penguins still did 40 head-turns a minute, vrs the 200 from the others. the article never says it is 40 a minute. It didn't specify the time span at all, actually. It says that "after 15 minutes of exposure" it was 40 vrs 200. They might have meant "DURING 15 mintes of exposure.." because to say "after" means it came "after" (duh) the 15 mintes. So, it is possible that the 40 head turns were within 15 minutes, otherwise the time is unspecified. Makes more sense. The nervous ones did it 200 times-can you imagine how fast -that- would be, if it was in 1 minute?
You ever buy a hot dog from the 7/11? It's close enough.
We could breed pet penguins and use the money to fund OSS projects and Alternative OS development.
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