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Can Computers Pray?

GreyyGuy writes "Found an article from The Chronicle of Higher Education linked on Wired about an artist who made a prayer circle of computers that recite prayers to one another...." Reminiscent of an old Arthur C. Clarke short story, The Nine Billion Names of God, in which a group of Tibetan monks who believe the purpose of the universe is to name God in all possible ways - and buy a computer to speed up the process. The British techs who install the machine are skeptical, but when the program finishes its run they look up at the sky - and see the stars going out, one by one.

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  1. Re:pentagrams by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2

    I believe that the hex predates christianity, as does tha ankh (the cross is remarkably similar to this BTW) Christians have co-opted several pre-sexisting Pagan holidays.

    Jesus was definately NOT born in the winter, but it just so happens that the winter solstice is on Dec 21. All Saints Day is the day AFTER holloween. Sabbats were subverted by Christians, Easter, All Saints Day and Christmas are the most blatent.

    People refused to stop celebrating pagan holidays after the rise of Christianity in Europe. In order to Christianize those holidays their meanings were twisted.

    LK

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  2. A thought from the article that scares me. by Crixus · · Score: 1
    Ms. Skeddle says:

    It may even be necessary to evangelize to them, she says, before computers decide to choose their own religion.

    That thought scares me a little bit. Why must any intelligent entity (if and when computers do develop AI) be evangelized? Why can't intelligent entities make their own spiritual decisions?

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  3. Re:Wiccan softwares by sweet+reason · · Score: 1

    Whether you draw it on the ground or see it in your mind as long as you belive in the symbolism it has the same effect.

    0 == 0

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  4. Re:Wiccan softwares by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2

    >>0 == 0

    What that effect is doesn't really matter now does it?

    Believeing something strongly enough can make it be reality. Ask any doctor, haveing a positive outlook is a VERY BIG part of getting well when you're very sick.

    Not that there is necessarily anything supernatural at play, but perhaps still beyond what modern science is capable of explaining.

    LK

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  5. Re:Proof by contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You assume that you must provide the proof which is an invalid assumption.

    You assume your consciousness is an instantaneous process without giving proof.

    You assume the cosmos works according to a set of mathematical consistent laws. For instance you assume that proof by contradiction is valid. You give no proof of this. If instead the cosmos is self inconsistent then anything including incorrect statements can be proven (though I cannot prove this).

    No one to my knowledge has ever proved anything about the real world and I don't expect anyone ever will.

    The closest I can come to a proof is.
    "I believe God is this post. Hence God exists. Thus science cannot disprove its existence as that would be a contradiction."

  6. I'm a gay christian by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 0

    I fuck Jesus UP THE ASS. And christian stuck up moderators as well.

    1. Re:I'm a gay christian by Wire+Tap · · Score: 1

      You need to grow up. Live and let live man, don't piss on everyone else's parties. Let people beleive what they want to.

      -Fran Frisina

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    2. Re:I'm a gay christian by Subculture · · Score: 1

      I'm sure if you wanted he would let you help him het jesus up the ass!

      cheers,
      Mike

  7. Re:Praying computers by blackwizard · · Score: 1

    Was that directed at me? Because I have no faith or beliefs in prayer, personally.

  8. mechanical prayer != prayer by johnrpenner · · Score: 1

    prayer done mechanically is NOT prayer! prayer is about life appealing to life. when prayer is done as a routine, as something mechanically, it is no longer prayer. when people just go spewing off words without imbuing them with feeling and meaning in a living way, then it ceases to be prayer. having a bunch of computers "pray" is nothing more than setting up a bunch of tape recorders playing back to nothing. just because the same sounds are coming out of the speakers doesn't mean anything. if you're on a phone, and you're listening to someone, or you're listening to a recording of a taped phone conversation -- its NOT the same thing. one is live, and one is just a dead recording. 2pesos. http://home.earthlink.net/~johnrpenner/

  9. I knew I'd heard that somewhere by Straker+Skunk · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the hint!

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  10. I was raised as a catholic so I can tell you ... by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 0

    that catholics are fucking stupid idiots, and I pee on them on a regular basis.

  11. Actually his proof is valid. by GauteL · · Score: 1

    He proves that you can't prove the non-existance
    of God, by saying that for you to prove it, you
    must at least be able to prove that yourself,
    and the world, existed 5 minutes ago.
    You can't do that. Because, everything _could_
    hva just been created, complete with your memory,
    All of our science and all of our knowledge, _could_ have been created with the world.
    Besides, this whole world could just be an illusion, and all our technical data with it.
    In reality we are all just sitting right besides
    God, in heaven, we just don't know it.
    You can never prove me wrong with science, because
    I could just say: "prove to me that all your work,
    science and view of life is not an illusion. Heck.. prove to me that YOU exist".
    Of course, this isn't possible.
    Now.. I don't believe in either God or the world
    as an illusion, but I can't prove my view, and neither can you.

    1. Re:Actually his proof is valid. by pb · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it valid, because some things are unprovable, and some things are vacuously true. None of this stuff you're debating actually matters enough to get results, as opposed to a scientific study. That's why it's philosophy.

      Examples:

      You also can't prove that the world wasn't created 5 minutes ago by a giant pink elephant, and that therefore pink elephants will eventually throw off their oppressors and conquer the universe. Unfortunately, you're just a random mutation on another planet, so who cares what you think? :)

      if (42==0) then {I am a giant pink elephant.};

      The conclusion is true because the assumption is false. This is vacuously true. Similar to:

      if (something unprovable) then {my favorite conclusion.};

      Due to its nature, this is no way to argue *anything* correctly if you want real answers. A good counter-proof would involve two assumptions yielding contradictory results. They can't both be true, yet individually they should be. Therefore, there's something wrong with the approach.

      Of course, that's just my opinion, much like the rest of philosophy... ;)
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    2. Re:Actually his proof is valid. by Repton · · Score: 1
      GauteL said:
      Because, everything _could_ hva just been created, complete with your memory, All of our science and all of our knowledge, _could_ have been created with the world.

      Suppose I have a computer with a memory that doesn't forget things. I'm running this computer, and then I pull the plug. Cut the power. Later, I reinstate the power. The memory didn't forget anything, so (ignoring complications present in modern PCs) the computer continues along as though nothing had changed (my HP48 does this, to an extent).

      Now suppose that I got this computer new-minted from the plant, and I go and set every bit in the memory myself, to make it resemble the system above. When I turn it on, it seems to be in the middle of a program, and no tool available within the computer could tell me that it had been first powered up only minutes ago.

      (alternatively, go read Strata :-) )

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  12. Re:Praying computers by bamcad · · Score: 1

    No, but you obviosly have faith in the power of modern medicine and science.

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  13. Well... by jdube · · Score: 1

    I dunno... that's cool (I guess) but what's the use of computers reciting prayers? I believe that when you pray it is more of an inside feeling, that goes beyond just the realm of conciousness. I am one of those who doesn't go to church much but loves God because I think that praying in a group sort of looks like you're trying to impress someone, like the hyppocrits in the bible who prayed and scraped on the ground before God around people to get money but didn't really feel that way. Computers reciting prayer? To what use, even by the churh? What, is the priest gonna be replaced by a computer? Oh yeah THAT'S gonna be a hit with the Big Guy.


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  14. Re:Praying computers by blackwizard · · Score: 1
    Yes, of course I have noticed that. For example, it's improbable that we are even here typing to each other at this moment. Life is pretty improbable. That's what got me started thinking about this stuff -- if there is some non-physical plane of conciousness of some sort with the ability to "will" around entropy, that would explain a lot. Why does it seem as if life has an intracate design to it that is improbable to have occured purely randomly?

    Like I said, I could be wrong, and these are just my vague ideas. They have absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever. There is no possible way I could test with any certainty that any event happened because I willed it. I could devise a scientific test, but I think it would still be inaccurate -- I may not be able to get into the right mindset, etc -- I am fairly certain that I couldn't do this under pressure. If I had 10 angry /.ers in lab coats standing around me waiting for me to "will" something, I am sure I would not be able to do it -- simply because their "counter-will" would be too strong.

    Also, you caught an obvious flaw in the wording of my original post -- I don't see it as "fact" that I have willed some things around. I just think that some highly improbable things have happened partially because I was in the right mindset to "make it happen". This is a distinct mindset, and when I am in it, I know I am in it, and I always seem to have "good luck" in what I am trying to do. That's the only way I correlate the "good luck" and the mindset. Sometimes I do things so unlikely (like rolling 10 dice and all of them coming up "1") that I freak myself out and start laughing uncontrollably, and the mindset goes away. It comes and goes. I've also won blackjack games (not played for money, just fairly meaningless "chips") using almost no logic -- only being in this mindset and doing what my intuition told me to do. So, anyway, I'm not ready to go to the casinos yet. =) In fact I would probably be pretty distracted if I was in a place like a casino, combined with the fact that I would be risking money -- and I don't think I could hold that mindset for very long, if at all.

    Come to think of it, when I have been in mindsets where I am almost certain I have "willed" reality around, it wasn't in a prayer like manner at all. But, whatever, I think thoughts could be more powerful than they seem; that was really the only reason I started this thread. I just wish I had more sources to back me up, now that I'm being challenged left and right. (They exist; trust me!) =)

  15. The French word for 'computer' ... by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    is ordinateur, which originally means 'he who organizes everything', IOW god.

  16. Who moderated this up?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, this was a GOOD study that showed that prayer does work. The above poster is a damned anti-Christian zealot who will do something, anything, to attempt to discredit it. Well, let me fill you in on something: prayer does work! This post was a blatant and sickening attack on Christianity, and whoever moderated it up: I will be praying for you. Let's hope that God is as forgiving as I am.

    1. Re:Who moderated this up?? by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Let me fill you in on something: weasels can fly! Let's hope that the Great Flying Weasel is as forgiving as I am.

      Since I provided no proof at all, you are supposed to take my statement on faith. However, since I believe weasels can fly, I find it hard to fathom that anyone who really knows what's going on would think otherwise.

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    2. Re:Who moderated this up?? by mouseman · · Score: 1
      Um, this was a GOOD study that showed that prayer does work.
      No, it was an extremely flawed study, with weak, inconclusive results. To be fair, a study like this would be difficult to do well. As others pointed out, there is really no way to determine how much "uncontrolled" prayer the patients are getting, so even if there were an effect, it is not clear this study would be able to measure it.
      The above poster is a damned anti-Christian zealot who will do something, anything, to attempt to discredit it.
      I'm not anti-Christian. Granted, I'm not Christian, but I have friends and family members who are Christian, and while I don't share their beliefs, I don't attack them. However, I do attack bad science, which (IMHO) is what this study is. The page is certain to offend you, but here's an argument for why the Byrd study is bad. Many of the same arguments apply to the later one.
      Well, let me fill you in on something: prayer does work! This post was a blatant and sickening attack on Christianity, and whoever moderated it up: I will be praying for you. Let's hope that God is as forgiving as I am.
      Gosh, your post doesn't sound very forgiving, but thanks for the thought.
    3. Re:Who moderated this up?? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Are you serious about this? I think that if you actually are a Christian, there's good cause to believe that the study in question is meaningless and pointless. God says many times in the Bible "do not put me to the test" and he meant it. The New Testament is full of instances of Jesus healing people; but it is also full of instances of Jesus _not_ healing people, for instance when he went to his home town, Bethlehem, the Bible reports that he did not perform many miracles because the people lacked faith (go and look it up). Biblical healing is all about a two- or three- way dialogue: between the sick, God, and possibly a third person (the "intercessor" in this study). And it's all about God's will: he's not there to be tested to see whether prayer works - if it's God's plan to heal someone right now then he will; if it's not then he won't. I don't know about the scientific and statistical accuracy of this study, but I do know that as a Bible believing Christian who has experienced personally and seen in others God's healing, I can easily discredit this study from a spiritual point of view as having no bearing on the healing power of God. Also may I point out that the poster made no "sickening attack on Christianity" but simply stated his/her opinion that the study was lacking in scientific objectivity.

    4. Re:Who moderated this up?? by Subculture · · Score: 1

      God is dead the only religion is science!

      Long live Science....."I love science science is good science is my pal."

      cheers,
      Mike

  17. Even then... by GauteL · · Score: 1

    ..you wouldn't get there.
    You just can't prove that any of our physical
    laws are omnipresent. What if these physical
    laws only apply to our concious world, but in
    reality it is all an illusion.
    You provide a scientific explanation to conciousness, but anyone can just as easily say
    that for you to prove to me that the proof is valid, you must first prove to me that you even
    exist. Neither is possible.

  18. Of Course! We can use y2k to prove it... by anonymous+moderator · · Score: 1

    As the year 2000AD has significance only as being 2000 years after [some approximation of (the start of 1bc to be exact)] the birth of Jssus Christ, someone could only be affected by y2k if they believe in Jesus (IE are christian) (on the proviso that they think logically...) so we have the following chain of deduction.

    1) If something thinks only logically and is affected by the year 2000, it must be Christian.
    2) Computers think only logically.
    3) Computers are affected by y2k.

    Hence, computers are Christian, and hence pray!
    (This conclusion follows regardless of whether Christianity is correct or not).

    We can also show that (for preventing unwanted pregnancies), abstenence works better when combined with the pill... noone (that I have heard of) has successfully abstained while on the pill and become pregnant. With abstenence alone however...


    Disclaimer (1): This post is tongue-in-cheak! So don't flame about Christians not seeing any reason from what you read in this post!
    Disclaimer (2): I'm not bagging out Christianity in this post... I happen to be one who has [a very strange] sense of humour.

  19. Re:Praying computers by blackwizard · · Score: 1
    Why is that obvious to you?

    I have little faith in modern medicine. I doubt that a cheap cure for Cancer or Osteoperosis or heart disease will be devised any time soon. (That's one reason I took matters into my own hands and became a vegetarian.) I don't have faith in the modern medical industry any more than I have faith in prayer.

    Science, on the other hand, I don't have to nessecarily have faith in, but I know that it tends to work well sometimes. For example, if I fall off of a 10-story building, I can calculate without too much uncertainty what my velocity will be right before I hit the pavement. I would say that I have more faith in science (that has been proven to work well) than I have faith in prayer. All the will and prayers I can muster will not stop my bones from breaking from that impact.

  20. Re:interesting... by blackwizard · · Score: 1

    Hey now, I didn't call Catholics stupid. I didn't make fun of Catholics. No one answered my question, either. (I was kind of disappointed that I got moderated up as "Funny" rather than "Insightful" or something) =) Are you a Catholic who attends church regularly? If so, what percentage of your church, would you guess, has more than a mindless faith?

  21. Actually, this raises a good point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the moral implications of forcing "artificially intelligent" computers to believe (by hardcoding) that things are true (such as prayer being effective) which are contrary to the simple logic and empirical observation upon their ability to learn is based?

    Isn't this creating computers capable of irrational (and unpredictable) behaviour due to the fact that they "know better" than to trust verifiable information?

  22. My Boxes pray... by OctaneZ · · Score: 1

    and they solemnly say:

    Father Torvalds, who art on the 'Net,
    hallowed be thy named;
    thy Penguin come;
    thy will be done,
    at home as it is on the LAN.
    Give us this day our daily kernel;
    and protect us from coredumps
    as we protect others from GPF's;
    and lead us not into Windows,
    but deliver us from Microsoft;
    for Linux is the power and the stability forever,
    Amen.


  23. Re:Somewhere.... by dclatfel · · Score: 1

    This sounds a little farfetched for today's neural nets. My guess is that this was either a sci-fi story, or urban legend.

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  24. Re:If your computer prays..... by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

    Now the Gates was more subtil than any beast of the field which Unix had made ...

  25. Re:interesting... by blackwizard · · Score: 1
    I'd also like to add that I found this post funnier than mine. =) Why did you get the 'insightful'? What the heck? I guess there is a fine line between "insightful' and 'funny' depending on how you look at it. =) So insightful that it's funny, perhaps! Who knows...

    I don't see how my post could be considered "bigoted" until the "funny" label is slapped on it, really. "Funny" is in the eye of the beholder. My post was asking a valid question, and some people obviously thought it was funny, and hey, that's okay!

  26. Can computers pray? by lance_link · · Score: 0

    No.

    1. Re:Can computers pray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is no different than using a video tape or audio CD or actual rosary to track one's prayers.
      It only becomes silly when people start to blurr the distinction between the prayers and the words or actions used to effect the communication. But I wouldn't expect the post "Stairway to Heaven" crowd to understand this. Is AI achieved when the Hosts of Heaven cannot distinguish between a human and a computer operator of a rosary? If you think the question is valid, your god is too small.

    2. Re:Can computers pray? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the computers can't pray, they just can calculate. Is it OK????????????????

  27. What is prayer? by Zach+Frey · · Score: 5

    What is prayer, anyway?

    Well, many books could (and have) been written on this topic, but it's actually very simple: Prayer is communication. You can see this reflected in the English language itself, although it's become archaic: "prithee" is a contraction of "I pray thee."

    Now, since we don't normally use the word "pray" anymore when we make requests of each other, "prayer" has come to have a slightly more restricted meaning: Prayer is communication with the Divine.

    Well, what does communication require? This is really not that complicated, either. Communication requires two persons who are, well, communicating. So the question "Can computers pray?" really breaks down into two questions (as has already been noted): (1) Does God exist? and (2) Can a computer have personhood?

    Question #1 is clearly a religious question, which has been around for centuries, and the mere fact of using computers to pose the question is not particularly interesting.

    Question #2 is also not a novel one. Certainly, iMacs don't qualify as even remotely passing any sort of Turing test yet. And the question of personhood and strong AI is already a subject of vigorous debate, here on Slashdot and elsewhere.

    Since iMacs are pretty clearly not sentient, the question of whether they are "praying" is simple: NOT! This is exactly the same as setting up a tape player on endless loop, and has exactly the same (non-)implications.

    But let's look at this for what it really is: a work of art. Ms. Skeddle is apparantly some sort of artist, and "CyberRosary" is part of an art exhibit. Art is also about communication. What is Skeddle trying to communicate?

    Well, based on her interview comments, her point is simple: "Catholic spirituality is empty noise, and consists of people robotically repeating words they don't understand."

    Skeddle is a clever artist -- if she simply came out and said that in such a blunt fashion, it wouldn't be news -- it would simply be one more person bitter about a church, and attacking it. But since she uses computers, and tries to pose her "question" in the form of the future of spirituality and technology, she's managed to make her simple rant against the Catholic Church into "News for Nerds."

    She's taking very little artistic risk here, as well, as she's "playing to the audience," given the anti-religious, anti-Christian, and especialy anti-Catholic bias of much of both the artistic world (where it's practically considered obligatory to at least tweak Christianity to be considered a "serious" artist) and of the computer world (where "creed-holding Christians are rare", according to the Jargon File).

    The new school of art and thought does indeed wear an air of audacity, and breaks out everywhere into blasphemies, as if it required any courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism.
    -- G. K. Chesterton, "G. F. Watts"
    1. Re:What is prayer? by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      Also from the Jargon File:

      "...after all, if one's imagination readily grants full human rights to future AI programs, robots, dolphins, and extraterrestrial aliens, mere color and gender can't seem very important any more. "
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      "I was a fool to think I could dream as a normal man."

  28. the problem of those sorts of studies by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

    ...is that there really is no way to test the hypothesis that others praying for the patient (without the patient's knowledge) really helps. So you assign some people to pray for some patients but not others. Big deal. There are too many uncontrolled factors at play here:

    1) How do you know those "assigned" are heartfelt in their prayers?

    2) How do you know those assigned aren't praying for others too?

    3) How do you deal with the fact that the patient's friends and family are probably praying for them, yet (perhaps atheist) relatives of other patients may or may not be?

    With these and similar complications, it's rather difficult to isolate the effects of prayer (if any) on the patient since we don't know who may be praying for them.

    Maybe prayers do help. Maybe they don't. I just don't see us being able to determine this based on studies such as the one you cite, especially since there's really no way to measure prayer.

  29. Re:Score 4, insightful!!!! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    Actually I interpret the comment as saying prayer = superstitious nonsense, computers praying = superstitious nonsense.

  30. howto prove something doesn't exist by Lavahead · · Score: 1
    And science most definately cannot disprove the existance of a god. You can't prove He doesn't exist! How would you go about it? It's entirely a matter of personal beliefs in which science offers no insight one way or the other.

    It *is* possible to prove something doesn't exist. Anybody familiar with the prove that sqrt(2) cannot exist as a rational number? I'll reproduce it here (cuz it's cool...)
    //note: A and B are integers
    A/B == sqrt(2); //assume A/B is a reduced fraction. if it's not, reduce it
    A^2/B^2 == 2;
    A^2 == 2B^2;
    //therefore, A^2 is an even number, and so must be A
    //we can then express A as...
    A == 2M; //M is an integer
    A^2 == 4M^2;
    4M^2 == 2B^2;
    2M^2 == B^2; //therefore, B^2 is even, and so is B
    //We've now shown that A and B are both even, and so A/B is not a reduced fraction.
    //This contradicts our original assumption, so sqrt(2) cannot be expressed as a rational number (A/B).

    Cool proof? (did i get it right?)
    The principle behind it is that, if you have a consistent system, then to prove something cannot exist you just show 2 observations that can't both be true (in this case A/B is both reduced and not reduced).
    Normally, this only works well in mathematics. We can't be truly certain of everything science tells us (we can be pretty sure, but not 100%).
    However, if you are a religious person, you may accept the Bible as 100% truth. If so, to disprove the existance of God, you only need to find two statements about him in the Bible that cannot both be true.
    I know there are truckloads of contradictions in the Bible, but I don't know if any deal with the nature of God. If one exists, the only reasonable conclusions are that either God doesn't exist, the Bible is false, or the rules of logic no longer apply.
    If God doesn't exist, that's what we were seeking to show all along.
    If the Bible is false, that takes a big chunk out of the basis for God's existance anyway.
    The last conclusion I've heard from several slippery fundamentalists regarding God's essence. If it's true, then we're all screwed.
  31. Praying computers by mmmmbeer · · Score: 2

    I strongly believe that computers praying have exactly the same effect as humans praying.

    1. Re:Praying computers by Hobbex · · Score: 2


      The problem is that religous people always fail to differentiate faith based on reason, and faith based on dogma.

      the whole "You can't prove evolution, I can't prove creation, we are both acting on faith" thing.

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      We cannot reason ourselves out of our basic irrationality. All we can do is learn the art of being irrational in a reasonable way.

    2. Re:Praying computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And the basis of your opinion is...faith.

      That's right...faith in your existing beliefs about prayer.

      When you point a finger at someone, three fingers point back at you.

    3. Re:Praying computers by bohumir · · Score: 1

      I strongly believe that computers braying have exactly the same effect as 'Equus asinus' braying.

    4. Re:Praying computers by blackwizard · · Score: 2
      This is actually debatable.

      Some studies have shown that hospital patients who are prayed for will statistically do better than patients who are not prayed for. The patients do not know that they are being prayed for. An additional study would have to be done with iMacs in a loop repeating prayers for hospital patients, and actual people repeating prayers for a different group of hospital patients. The results would be interesting, but I suspect that the computers would lose.

      I base this hypothesis solely on my personal experience and thoughts -- which is that a part of me is operating on some non-physical level -- completely seperate from physical reality. Now, I am not religious, but I can attest to the fact that some improbable things have happened because I have "willed" them (sometimes with help) in a prayer-like manner.

    5. Re:Praying computers by Subculture · · Score: 1

      hahaha

      cheers,
      Mike

    6. Re:Praying computers by Subculture · · Score: 1

      wtf are you talking about?

    7. Re:Praying computers by Subculture · · Score: 1

      you know what I really love about religious*sp* people? when you corner them on somthing in the bible they will say somthing dumb like man wrote the bible not god.... argg that really pisses me off cause they are blowing the source of their whole religion off.

    8. Re:Praying computers by Subculture · · Score: 1

      "A script that has its human invoker reading the screen, actively paying attention, for the
      first few cycles, and mentally "helping it along" does seem to have an effect. It apparently acts as an "attention amplifier" in this regard (just like
      every other common ritual tool), a kind of electronic Prayer Wheel. "


      just like everyone I will ask you what you proof is that it " does seem to have an effect."

      cheers,
      Mike

    9. Re:Praying computers by Subculture · · Score: 1

      are you sure you understand what he was saying here?

    10. Re:Praying computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you go and look up the references that supports your claim in a controlled double blind study that supports the belief that prayer has any effect on patients? What? Can't find any? Well gee whiz! Imagine that!

      It's funny how fast a lie spreads and how much faster it spreads though the religious community. Like Darwin recanting on his death bed (story created by Lady Hope). Of course, religion itself is a lie, so I shouldn't be surprised at the gullibility of the flock.

      On another note: I wonder why they call the faithful sheep? Certainly not because sheep are trustful and known for their stupidity? Nah! Crazy talk!!

    11. Re:Praying computers by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Willing yourself to be better is nothing to do with god or praying.
      People who feel down or depressed are more likley to be sick. Like people say laughter is the best medicine. The way people choose to make themselves feel better is individual, but the results are the same. I could sit here and pray to Papa Smurf and convince myself that it's make me feel better, and it prolly will.

      Many people believe in god, and the belief is probably more important than the truth (with respect to this subject).

    12. Re:Praying computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh too bad i couldnt have sent my trs-80 to church for me when i was younger.

    13. Re:Praying computers by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

      Some studies have shown that hospital patients who are prayed for will statistically do better than patients who are not prayed for

      Probably true. However, any positive energy release (a prayer, a wish, a spell, all names for the same thing) will tend to do that. I tend to believe it has a lot to do with us being human, and having the associated bioelectric energy, and I doubt computers (at this stage of the game, anyway) will have any similar power.


      The Good Reverend

    14. Re:Praying computers by moonboy · · Score: 2

      Well, considering I don't really pray, or haven't in quite some time, yes. I also think that computers praying has about the same effect as when humans pray. Little to none.

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    15. Re:Praying computers by Subculture · · Score: 1

      thanks just making sure you weren't going to go on about how god loves everyone...

    16. Re:Praying computers by blackwizard · · Score: 1
      I agree with you -- but I am talking about "willing" random events -- not willing myself to be better. The more "random" the event, the better. Like the roll of a dice for example. I think that when I am in the right mindset, I can influence the roll of that dice. I haven't had much luck "willing" psuedo-random events, like a RNG on a computer, but I think it's possible if you can tap into your unconcious and let it tell you the precise time to activate something in order for the RNG to give you the result you want. (much harder, and less likely, than influencing the roll of the dice, I think)

      Another example would be beating 25:1 odds and adding a Photography or Astronomy course. This should be completely random (depending on how the instructor does it) -- but I think it's possible to "will" around entropy with enough concentration. (And the more people you have, the better.)

      Again, I have no scientific proof to back this up. Only (limited) personal experience -- and I routinely freak myself out. =)

      As for sickness -- I tend to think of sickness as either my body's way of telling me I need to do something different (i.e. not drink alcohol, or something). Or, if it's the result of an infection of some kind, I think of it "strengthening my immune system" rather than "sickness". I think this helps tremendously.

    17. Re:Praying computers by blackwizard · · Score: 1

      I agree with you -- I think this is a phenomenon which is not on a physical, measurable level.

    18. Re:Praying computers by mouseman · · Score: 2
      Some studies have shown that hospital patients who are prayed for will statistically do better than patients who are not prayed for.
      If you're referring to this, it is worth pointing out that, despite being widely cited by religious groups, the study really isn't all it's cracked up to be. About 1000 patients at the Mid America Heart Institute in Kansas City, Mo were randomly assigned to be prayed for or not. The prayers were for "a speedy recovery with no complications." There was in fact no significant difference between the recovery times of the experimental and control groups. The researchers nonetheless managed to concoct a scoring system by which the experimental group did 10% better than the control group.
    19. Re:Praying computers by blackwizard · · Score: 1
      Interesting; thanks for the link...

      I didn't actually know what study I was referring to. =) I only remember reading about it. That may well have been it -- but there coulld have been others, I'm sure. I'll have to dig around some more and find out if there is any more evidence in favor of this or not. 10% isn't very significant, regardless of how they tweaked the scoring system. I wonder if they were "mindless" prayers or not. =)

    20. Re:Praying computers by temporalwisard · · Score: 0

      I agree with you. Computers praying have exactly the same effect as humans praying.....none Praying is a waste of time wether by human or computer.

    21. Re:Praying computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Prayer does make a difference. It doesn't matter whether you believe in Yahweh, Allah, The Great Wallendas, the Force, or simply the salubrious effect of positive thought on the physical realm. The problem, then is that computers can mimic some of the intelligence of humans, but lack that component of the mind that triggers the effect. They can recite words all the live long day without eliciting any sort of response.

    22. Re:Praying computers by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      I've never had prayer make a difference in my life. None of my prayers were ever answered.

    23. Re:Praying computers by mouseman · · Score: 1
      I didn't actually know what study I was referring to. =) I only remember reading about it. That may well have been it -- but there coulld have been others, I'm sure.
      There have been. If you read the discussion of related work in the article I pointed to, you'll find that most of the other studies mentioned produced statistically insignificant results.

      It is also important to bear in mind that even if a result is "statistically significant," it could still be due to chance. The results in the paper I referenced have a 1/25 chance of being due to chance. If you have 25 such studies, you should expect one of them to give you a "significant" positive result.

      Also - not implying that this is the case - but if the authors are doing anything fishy, such as coming up with the scoring function after seeing the results, then the odds of getting a favorable result are approximately 1.

    24. Re:Praying computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would like to know why research funds are being WASTED on crap like this, when they could just as easily be used for legitimate purposes like aids/cancer research. oh well, who needs vaccines/modern medicine when we could just pray, right? pissing away money like this is an insult to people in dire need of REAL medical attention(like cancer patients!).

    25. Re:Praying computers by moonboy · · Score: 1

      Me too.

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    26. Re:Praying computers by drix · · Score: 2

      The statistical margin was a mere 10%, which could be (and likely is) due more to random chance than divine intervention. AFAIK, all the study concludes is that the issue needs more studies. Personally, I think that's even a waste of time, but whatever. This reminds me a bit of the whole issue a few years ago whereby some renowned math professors published a study claiming that non-random patterns of letters embedded in the actual words of the Torah could be made to spell the names of important biblical figures, and that these names occured close to their birthdates. This suggested that some other force was at work when people recorded what would become the Torah. In short, it set the religious world on fire. However, just recently, this study too was dismissed as having grievious errors which would invalidate all the results. The fact is that science and religion simply don't mix (*cough*creationism*cough*) and any attempt to scientfically quantify religious phenomena usually results in failure.
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    27. Re:Praying computers by mouseman · · Score: 1
      it is worth pointing out that, despite being widely cited by religious groups
      To follow up on my own post, I realized that the article in question is not the one I was thinking of when I described it as "widely cited by religious groups." (I think it is destined to become so, but it is quite recent.) Actually, the article I was thinking of, by Byrd, is much worse! Again, patients who were prayed for took just as long to recover as patients who were not, despite the prayers being for a "rapid recovery." Byrd claims an overall benefit to the experimental group, but his results are not statistically significant. However, he uses highly questionable statistical techniques to massage the data into a "significant" result (in particular, the statistical analysis depends on independence of variables that are certainly not independent
    28. Re:Praying computers by Stormbringer · · Score: 2

      I've had occasion to use computers in ritual. The key factor appears to be where human attention is paid. A script that simply scrolls text could just as well be doing repeated directory reads. A script that has its human invoker reading the screen, actively paying attention, for the first few cycles, and mentally "helping it along" does seem to have an effect. It apparently acts as an "attention amplifier" in this regard (just like every other common ritual tool), a kind of electronic Prayer Wheel.
      As with just about everything associated with Witchcraft, further research, using the appropriate tooling, is needed, and of course YMMV: if you're firmly convinced that it won't work for you then you're absolutely right, it won't, because that's the intent that you're intent on amplifying.

    29. Re:Praying computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people feel obliged to make these kinds of posts maybe they could include a standard disclaimer along the lines of :

      "This is based on something I remember I once read somewhere, I don't know who did the research or any real details at all or even where I read about it, hence the lack of any link or cite, but felt a peculiar compulsion to post what I do recall as if it was fact."

    30. Re:Praying computers by rking · · Score: 1

      "Now, I am not religious, but I can attest to the fact that some improbable things have happened because I have "willed" them (sometimes with help) in a prayer-like manner."

      Impressive. I can't help wondering though how you tested that they happened because you willed them. Presumably you've noticed that things that are improbable (in isolation) happen all the time, could you give more details on the events in question, particularly with regard to how you determined the probability and what it is that makes you think that your "willing" them to happen was decisive?

  32. Who knows by HenriJ · · Score: 1

    If Androids can dream of Electric Sheep, well then anything's possible. What good will it do them though?

    1. Re:Who knows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Know!!!!

    2. Re:Who knows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Know!!!! I live underwater.

  33. Praying DOES make a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree 100%. Praying is not about reciting words or just venting. It is about recieving somehting great from God. It is a very personal and exiting time when I sit down to talk to my Lord. I know it is hard for a non-believer to understand but if you open your heart and offer it to God, you will feel something that a computer can never give you.

    1. Re:Praying DOES make a difference by Subculture · · Score: 1

      Are you saying god is going to get me some ass!?!?

      yipee I am a reborn man !

      j/king

      God is dead science is the only religion,
      Mike

  34. Re:This brings up an interesting point by silver · · Score: 1
    How close can computers simulate the human brain and all of its associated nuances? Would neural networks be created one day where each node represents one specific neuron?

    Perhaps. There are more than a few problems with this idea.

    Firstly there is the fact that nobody actually has much of an idea of how the brain works to produce the characteristics such as memory, (self) conciousness etc, that it does from the soggy substrate that it is. Simply having a neural net node for each neuron is worthless if you don't know how to connect them together. As someone (on comp.ai I think) once said "I have a computer capable of simulating every neuron in the brain of a fruit fly. If someone can tell me how the neurons in the brain of a fruit fly work, I'll simulate them." Needless to say nobody did, because nobody knows.

    There are a lot of fundamental things about the workings of the mind and brain that congnitive science simply hasn't worked out yet. It is entirely possible that they will not be able to work them out at all. Consider: The more you know, the more (and more complex) the neural interconnections in your brain get, it is conceivable that the human brain will be simply too complex for a human brain to comprehend.

    That said, I don't see that AI is an impossibility, simply that basing AI on human like brains and neural patterns is probably not the best way of going about it. Sadly I don't have any stunningly better ideas off the top of my head

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  35. interesting... by blackwizard · · Score: 1

    They mentioned that "now computers are operating on the same spiritual level as some Catholics". I thought this was pretty interesting -- I wonder what percentage of Catholics have more than a mindless faith in their religion?

    1. Re:interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but do you think you'll ever get any of these kiddies to admit to themselves that they're as bigoted as any KKK member? Not bloody likely.

    2. Re:interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ted Kennedy. He is at least one "Catholic" who has a mindless faith that is probably surpassed by that of a praying iMac. My blender probably has better faith then that guy!

      www.godhatesmacs.com

    3. Re:interesting... by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anybody with a religion is not mindless.

    4. Re:interesting... by Elbereth · · Score: 2

      Why are these bigoted posts being moderated up as "funny"?

      What's next? Jokes about Jews and blacks?

      "interesting... (score:5, funny)
      by IgnorantAsshole (asshole@howdoIuseprocmail.com)
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      A Jew, a spic, and a wetback enter a bar and..."

    5. Re:interesting... by Listerine · · Score: 1

      These are funny. That is why they are funny. If you dont like it, moderate it down. But dont bitch about it. The moderation system is set up more fairly than I or most people could come up with. And it works.

    6. Re:interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      hardly, you make it seem as if ones religious perversions(errrr...convictions) are inborn. dont make that mistake, christianity is a thought process, one that can be rejected for a more accurate way of assesing reality(such as logic/skepticisim/reason/science) if one is so inclined to do so. im not advocating persecution of ANY religious person however, but it is quite different to make a joke about the way someone chooses to use(or not use, for that matter) their brain; than to make a joke about an inborn trait such as skin color, sexual orentation, ethnicity, etc.

    7. Re:interesting... by Elbereth · · Score: 1

      That's really funny... that making fun of someone's religion is funny, yet pointing out how ignorant that is gets labeled as "trolling".

      Thanks, Slashdot moderators, for showing your true colors.

      Yeah, it's real funny to call a Catholic stupid. I'm still laughing from that one. It's soooo different from being a racist.

    8. Re:interesting... by Fruan · · Score: 1
      It is different to being rasist.

      A belief system is open to choice, based on rational discussion and any thing else you choose to bring into it. On the other hand, on cannot choose their race.

      Because a belief system can be chosen, it behoves us all to make sure that we choose the on that seems the most true. This is a descision that we must all make indepentantly, but we should all try to be as informed as possible. Humour is just a way of getting people to think about things they may otherwise have overlooked.

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    9. Re:interesting... by Hast · · Score: 1

      Per definition being a racist has to do with race. Not about belief structures.

      You can certainly be a bigot or narrowminded and lot's of other things for critisizing christians, but racist isn't really one of them.

      Furthermore I really think it's religious sealots that generally display the most unwillingness when it comes to accepting others ideas. Not atheists or agnostics.

      One of the AC comments that was downmoderated was a bit tasteless, but the one about how racism doesn't have to do with religion was IMHO unfairly moderated. Don't use moderation instead of argumentation people!

  36. 9 Billion Names Online Anywhere by Cheshire+Cat · · Score: 1

    Just wondering if there is a copy of the Arthur C. Clarke story online anywhere. Its one of the few works of the Master that I have not yet read.

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  37. Gods? Not likely. =P by Chemical+Serenity · · Score: 2
    But because humans created computers, won't computers consider humans their gods? "Ultimately, I don't know if we'll make that decision or not," she says.

    After all the programming I've done, and all the hassles I've had in getting the damn things to do even half of what I want them to do, I can say without reservation that computers do not revere us as Gods.

    They sure make me wanna use the Stark Fist of Removal© on 'em sometimes.

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    1. Re:Gods? Not likely. =P by Listerine · · Score: 1

      It occurs to this one that pretty much every portrayal of AI provided to the masses has been media produced, with little actual consulting done to programmers. I personnally dont understand how AI would work, but I am not the smartest person in the world. It doesnt make sense to me.

      But I have done some programming, and I know it would seem feasible to me to put in some catch that it couldn't work around to prevent it from vengence of some sort.. eg "mold" its personallity to prevent it from even thinking along those lines. Brainwash it so it cant even work around the code that prevents it from hurting me, because it operates on a base level.. sort of like its unconsious... a daemon that operates on the lowest level so that it cant percieve ever doing anything like that..

      If that whole paragraph makes me look incredibly stupid, please tell me in a nice way. Thanks.

  38. a bit dated, but still worth reading by YogSothoth · · Score: 2

    1.Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its
    perception and judgement oft exceed thine.
    2.Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end.
    3.Thou shalt cast all function arguments to the expected type if they are not of that
    type already, even when thou art convinced that this is unnecessary, lest they take
    cruel vengeance upon thee when thou least expect it.
    4.If thy header files fail to declare the return types of thy library functions, thou shalt
    declare them thyself with the most meticulous care, lest grievous harm befall thy
    program.
    5.Thou shalt check the array bounds of all strings (indeed, all arrays), for surely where
    thou typest `'foo'' someone someday shall type ``supercalifragilisticexpialidocious''.
    6.If a function be advertised to return an error code in the event of difficulties, thou
    shalt check for that code, yea, even though the checks triple the size of thy code and
    produce aches in thy typing fingers, for if thou thinkest ``it cannot happen to me'',
    the gods shall surely punish thee for thy arrogance.
    7.Thou shalt study thy libraries and strive not to re-invent them without cause, that
    thy code may be short and readable and thy days pleasant and productive.
    8.Thou shalt make thy program's purpose and structure clear to thy fellow man by
    using the One True Brace Style, even if thou likest it not, for thy creativity is better
    used in solving problems than in creating beautiful new impediments to
    understanding.
    9.Thy external identifiers shall be unique in the first six characters, though this harsh
    discipline be irksome and the years of its necessity stretch before thee seemingly
    without end, lest thou tear thy hair out and go mad on that fateful day when thou
    desirest to make thy program run on an old system.
    10.Thou shalt foreswear, renounce, and abjure the vile heresy which claimeth that ``All
    the world's a VAX'', and have no commerce with the benighted heathens who cling to
    this barbarous belief, that the days of thy program may be long even though the
    days of thy current machine be short.

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  39. Joseph Campbell... by LLatson · · Score: 3

    This may be slightly off-topic, but it's something that I feel pretty deeply about, and I want to mention it.

    For most of my life I've been an atheist. I was a mathematics major, now I'm in engineering graduate school, and somehow the concept of God as used by the established religions was something that I just couldn't reconcile with the lack of scientific proof (and even proof to the contrary, such as evolution).

    I suspect that many of you out there feel the same way. But please please please let me suggest you read some of Joseph Campbell's work (The Power of Myth with Bill Moyers is an excellent place to start). Campbell's views on what religion really is, and who God really is have pretty much changed my life. I can now call myself a spiritual person, and yet I didn't need to make any leaps of faith or throw out any of my more scientific views.

    In fact (maybe as a bonus to many of you out there who actively dislike organized religion), Campbell actually likes to point out why many religion's have the right ideas, but they try and concretize them, and they lose their meaning.

    I wish I could communicate my ideas better, and this is neither the time or the place to get into a long discussion of this (maybe another /. article?).

    Just read some Joseph Campbell.

    LL

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    1. Re:Joseph Campbell... by gas · · Score: 1

      I am of the non-spiritual kind but I know from experience how easy it is to be completely wrong and be stuck in amazingly stupid old prejudices. So I always try to listen when someone tries to enlighten me of something.

      This "completely wrong" and "amazingly stupid" definitely goes for todays speciesism so ok, I'll read something by Joseph Campbell if you read "Animal Liberation" by Peter Singer. Thanks :-)

    2. Re:Joseph Campbell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to do some academic research on Campbell. Most of his work is crap (in terms of methods, etc.).

    3. Re:Joseph Campbell... by skip277 · · Score: 1

      I also like Albert Einstein's take. He wasn't just a scientist, but also a hedge philosopher.

      "The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true scienc. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed. It was the experience of mystery-even if mixed with fear-that engendered religion. A knowledge of the existence of something which we cannot penetrate, our perceptions of the profoundest reason and the most radiant beauty, which only in their most primotive forms are accessible to our minds-it is this knowledge and this emotion that constitute true religiosity; in this sense, and this alone, I am a deeply religious man. I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I nor would I want to conceive of an individual that survives his physical death; let feeble souls, from fear or absurd egoism, cherish such thoughts. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and with the awareness and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests itself in nature."

      Skippy

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  40. This brings up an interesting point by ]Ace[ · · Score: 2

    This disply of CyberRosary brings up an interesting point - How close can computers simulate the human brain and all of its associated nuances? Would neural networks be created one day where each node represents one specific neuron? This might be one of the only ways where "spirtuality" and "emotion" could be achieved by a machine.

    Also, I believe that her phrase "this CyberRosary has chieved the level of spirtuality as the catholic children" to be a gross simplification of the process of spirtuality.

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    1. Re:This brings up an interesting point by PerlGeek · · Score: 1

      Why is this not marked Flamebait?

      There's plenty of religious people here who believe in the scientific method just as much as any atheist. I know, because I do, and I've met quite a few others who do also.

      This is free speech, you can criticize religion all you want, but it is also flamebait.

    2. Re:This brings up an interesting point by Tony+Hammitt · · Score: 2

      A couple more points,

      1. There are more neurons in your head than computers on the planet. The number and nature of the interconnections are something that technology will not be able to duplicate for quite a while. Then you have to take into consideration the effect of hormones, nutrients and cellular respiration that also affect how the brain functions. Replicating that would be fairly difficult as well. I'm not saying that it is impossible, just impractical. You can already use neural networks for some amazing things. Getting a system up to the computational abilities of the human brain is a lot easier than duplicating all of the functioning of the brain. I seriously doubt that any actual researcher would go the extra light year just so their system can pray.

      2. Supposing that there were some way to manufacture an artificial brain, the only way to get it to pray would be the same way you get people to do so. Brainwashing. The only reason that people pray in the first place is because someone told them they had to. Actually it's worse than that, their guardians typically resort to threats, intimidation and physical abuse when their little brainwashee's don't start to behave. That may not work with an artificial system.

      I think that the artist made a good point about children. They don't understand what they are saying anymore than a computer, or for that matter, a tape recorder (remember those?). All they know is that this is what you must do whenever you are taken to the place of worship. (Catholics have it relatively easy, they only have to go once or twice a week. Think of the poor Muslim child who is dragged to the mosque 5 times a day.)

      I wonder if more people would find the excercise silly if the computers all pointed east and chanted in Arabic. Would you personally have taken as much offense?

    3. Re:This brings up an interesting point by ]Ace[ · · Score: 1

      What about the quantum computers where each node is a photon? These have been in development and it might represent one of the key breakthroughs we will need for the neural network needed for spirtuality and emotions to occur.

      Each religion has its own characteristics. Since I am not Muslim, I do not see the importance of having to point east. However, to a Muslim, if a computer did do such as thing, it is not necessarily funny.

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    4. Re:This brings up an interesting point by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, computers praying are following their code, just like a human praying is a person following the brainwash they were programed with.

  41. The Nine Billion Names of God by santeri · · Score: 1
    Reminiscent of an old Arthur C. Clarke short story, The Nine Billion Names of God, in which a group of Tibetan monks who believe the purpose of the universe is to name God in all possible ways - and buy a computer to speed up the process.
    The British techs who install the machine are skeptical, but when the program finishes its run they look up at the sky - and see the stars going out, one by one.

    Now that's really an excellent piece of literature. Just last week or so I had an in-depth discussion about the very same Clarke story with my father (a serious biblio-freek with a huge library of his own, including a pretty complete take on classic sfi-fi). We came to a conclusion that there is some deep philosophy in those words, indeed.

    Ok, this was off-topic, but I just had to add a note because of the deja-vu feeling I got from Roblimo's comment.

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  42. Talk about a waste of processor time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think it would much more helpful to society if we dedicated these computers to discovering a solution to world hunger....

    On a side note, I shall be hooking up 15 SGI Crays together to play the name game against each other. "Anna anna bofanna bananafanna fofanna..."

    1. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by ]Ace[ · · Score: 1

      Well check out FreeDonation.com where you can help stop world hunger. Give it a try, it is for real man.

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    2. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to talk about a waste of processor time, it's on the box that is hosting that stupid freedonation crap.

    3. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by ]Ace[ · · Score: 1

      And what do you mean by that?

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    4. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you'd just need transportFood(), currently. There's currently more than enough food in the world to feed everyone in it, it's just not evenly distributed...

    5. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean that donations of any kind are a waste of resources. I have no sympathy for people that cannot/will not help themselves. Everyone has problems and situations that they have to deal with. The weak are the ones that cannot deal with those themselves, those that depend on the charity of others to survive. We ALL have the power to change what is going on around us, we just have to get off of our asses and do it our damned selves.

    6. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EVEN THE CHILDREN!!

    7. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by ]Ace[ · · Score: 0

      You seem to contradict youself here my friend.
      You said youself that stopping hunger would be a "better" use of resources that the "CyberRosary." Yet, when given an opportunity (FreeDonation.com) to help those less fortunate - children for god sakes how CAN THEY HELP themselves?! you say that they are not worthy 30 seconds of your time to make a FREE donation? Yes, We all od have the power to change what it is going on around us, and this is my way of helping this world. Please respect that.
      thanks

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    8. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by AndyL · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who doesn't actualy beleve there's donating going on? Fr'instance the page says it won't let you donate twice, but there doesn't seem to be a mechinism to stop you...

    9. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by Sundiata · · Score: 1
      I think it would much more helpful to society if we dedicated these computers to discovering a solution to world hunger....

      The computer to solve world hunger--I can see it now...

      UberPuter v1.0. Awaiting user input.

      > How can we solve world hunger?

      Processing query...completed.
      Feed everybody.

      > How can we feed everybody?

      Processing query...completed.
      Find an unfed person. Place food in person's mouth; encourage chewing. Repeat for all unfed people. Run process every eight hours.

      > q3test

      Processing query...

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    10. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by ]Ace[ · · Score: 1

      You would also need a function called createFood();

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    11. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry, but you misunderstood me. Stopping hunger WOULD NOT be a better use of resources, nor is the CyberRosary, nor is FreeDonation. None of those are good uses of resources because none of those does any good. What people have to face is the fact that people around them, and they themselves are one day going to face death. We all are, there is no cheating it, it is ingrained in our very sinfull flesh. There is a God, I know him personally, and I know that no amount of computers praying, people giving, or FreeDonations are going to save us from what we already know. Deep down, each and every one of us knows that we deserve death. It is our destiny, we deserve it, and we deserve it twice. Christ died for the second death, and it is your choice to take him up on his very generous offer. Eternity depends on our choice, and how we spend it.

      I know what waits for us on the other side. No my lost friend it is not heaven, it is not hell either. We wait on the other side, wait until it is time for His return. God does not want us to try to save ourselves by helping other people, he wants us to save ourselves by believing in him, and asking his son into our hearts, and to forgive us. He wants us to take him as our eternal food, not a FreeDonation. He wants us to unite to bring him back to this pathetic earth. Feeling good about yourself is not the answer that you are searching for, Christ is the answer that you are searching for, and it is up to you to find him. We are all headed that way, and there is nothing stopping it. No amount of technology is going to save all of us poor nerds, all of our smarts, all of our wits, our arrogance that we feel because we know how to do this, or we know how that works. The superiority that we use to hide our own self-conciousness, the attitude that we cop because we realize how stupid people really are. He is waiting for us all, some he waits for with open arms, others he waits for with a furrowed brow. There is no escaping it, no rationalizing it. There is no such thing as heaven, there is only eternity that awaits our souls. Eternity has two sides though, everlasting joy in the New Jerusalem, and everlasting torment in the lake of fire. Not only physical torment, but the the kind of pain that you feel when you lie to someone you love and dont get caught, the pain that you feel when someone you love is taken from you when you least expect it. The kind of pain that eats at you, never letting you go, nagging you, biting you, harrasing, humuliating, torturing you. All at once, and for eternity. That is what awaits us my friend, you decide. So you go and give your FreeDonations if that is what makes you feel whole. I am praying, on my knees pleading, thanking, and loving the God that created all of us, and all of the technology that we pervert.

      If I have ever been certain of anything, this is it. And if you really really look inside yourself, you will know it too. There is a part of you that is in no anatomy book, no psychology book. No quantifiable means of measuring this part exists, this thing is what you use when you pray dearly, desperately, it is what you use to touch the living almighty God. Call it what you want, but you have to find it. He is out there, and he is waiting for all of us. But if your arrogance is so strong, and you are so sure that you are right call my bluff. I dare you, because I will be looking at you someday with sorrow in my eye, and you will be filled with the eternal regret of knowing the answer to the single most important question of your existence and ignoring it because of your own self-righteousness. Man that will really burn.

      Until we see each other, on one side or the other

      Regards, a true friend.

    12. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by ]Ace[ · · Score: 1

      refer to Donations To Donate. I am using unique IP addresses from the APACHE logs to determine the number of donations. Should I use cookies? There is that problem when someoen turns his cookies off. Please give me your take on the situation. Please be assured that your donation is counted. thanks

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    13. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by ]Ace[ · · Score: 1

      Look, I am a Christian too and it is true what you wrote that faith is the most important thing.
      And I respect you for that.
      However, remember the story of the Good Samaritan? It is also righteous to help others in need (especially when it costs you no money and only 30 seconds each day at FreeDonation.com). You are not really making a donation - You are channeling the money that would have gone into advertising to children's charities - It is not as important to life as faith, but it is not unimportant either.
      Please think about it.

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    14. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by Uller78 · · Score: 1

      What a bunch of religious drivel...

      How can you possibly proclaim "If I have ever been certain of anything, this is it." when your arguments are based on YOUR religious convictions? I happen to be an atheist, and if I were to use your terms, "I am completely certain there is no god, no afterlife, and that our souls are merely a biological perception".

      Of course, I don't go around proclaiming that this stuff is the truth, it is merely my perception, and my opinion of the world I live on. Forcing your beliefs on anyone is never a good thing. Remember, you are a single individual, and no matter how clear your vision may seem, it is marred by your own perceptions. No one can really say they know the truth until they eliminate the barriers of their own perception (math is very good for that).

    15. Re:Talk about a waste of processor time. by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      A waste of proc time? What about all of that brainpower you are wasting with all that relious crap?

  43. Re:Can we mod this up till it's over the silliness by William+Tanksley · · Score: 2

    Agreed -- that belongs up there, +5 or so.

    Religion is a way to cheat at sprituality knowing you'll never have any substance but everyone else will think you do.

    OTOH, religion is the (practical) exercise of spirituality/faith. Religion without spirituality is meaningless; spirituality without religion is worthless.

    I suspect you mean "organized religion", though. In which case, yes, it's one of the ways to do that. There are many others -- but none of them are bad in their own right. They're only bad when used to cheat.

    -Billy

  44. Re:iMacs? by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    You ought to know better than that by now....

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  45. humans at the same spiritual level as computers by sohp · · Score: 2
    Nevermind all the stuff in the article about whether computers can think or believe in God or ever ponder their own existence. The interesting quote in the article is when Skeddle (who is herself a Roman Catholic) says "If I can teach a computer to do that, then, technically, a computer has reached the same spiritual level as many Catholics". She might as well have said "Jews", or "Buddhists", or "Baptists", or "Hindu". In all faiths there are people at a level where rote repetition of a formulaic summation of beliefs is the whole of their faith. Clearly, Skeddle is not at that level.

    In fact her work seems to be prodding people to reflect on this kind of religious practice, "she hopes to inspire visitors to think about their own beliefs". Prayer as recitation or supplication or petitionary is only one small aspect of it.

    Do you ever reach find some place without distractions -- a park or your backyard, a place where you are relaxed, comfortable, and restive but not sleepy, and then simply turn your attention to whatever is nice, and let your thoughts drift in and out, neither chasing them or pushing them away? Computers can't do that (and probably never will), but humans can, and that's the realization to take from Skeddle's work.

  46. Re:Praying computers? by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    I see two possibilities here.

    1) You believe that humans didn't come up with religion on their own, that they were given it by someone else. Presumably whatever divine being exists out there. Yet you claim that they got it wrong, and that doesn't seem to fit.

    2) You don't believe in any divine being. Either that or he/she exists, but didn't tell us. In that case, humans really did figure it all out on their own. Why would humans fail but computers succeed?

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  47. Re:Score 4, insightful!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'll get moderated down by politically correct bigots from
    Utah.


    Excuse me? There's somebody making bigoted statements here, and he happens to be you.

  48. Wiccan softwares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a somewhat related note: several years ago I wrote a small virtual alter for some of my pagan friends who were still in the broom closet.

    The idea being that if your religion could in some way get you into trouble (with parents, house cleaners, ultra-religious conservative neighbors, etc.,) it's alot easier to hide you implements/icons on the computer rather than having physical ones.

    This actually sparked some debate amoung the coven appearantly, but the majority seemed to think that things which are basically symbolic anyhow can have just as much power on-screen as in-the-hand. Somehow, though, I think it will still be a few years before any christian denominations have an online eucharist....

    1. Re:Wiccan softwares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fart

    2. Re:Wiccan softwares by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2

      Pagans in general and Wiccans specifically seem to believe that it's the symbolism of things which is important rather than just the object itself.

      For example the hex (what most of you think of as a pentagram before it's turned upside down) has many meanings to many different people.

      The 5 points can represent the 4 directions of the compass and how the power of the spirit is above them.

      It can also represent earth, air, fire, and water with the power of the spirit being above them.

      Whether you draw it on the ground or see it in your mind as long as you belive in the symbolism it has the same effect.

      LK

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  49. Truckloads of contradictions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you provide examples of these "truckloads" of contradictions in the Bible?

    1. Re:Truckloads of contradictions? by Lavahead · · Score: 1

      My argument is hypothetical (note the "If one exists..." after the 'truckloads' sentence). Bible debates are disgusting and messy and I'd prefer to avoid one. I just wanted to show a (somewhat clever) way to try and disprove the existance of God. It's not a bulletproof argument, it's hardly even logical. I'd be more comfortable defending the 'burden of proof' argument mentioned elsewhere.

      You will certainly find people that will tell you about supposed contradictions of the Bible. Whether you believe these passages are human error, misinterpreted, real contradictions, or unexplainable is your business, not mine. Here are a few examples if you're curious:
      http://www.truthbeknown.com/biblecontradictions. htm
      http://members.tripod.com/~cygnus6/pageCon.html
      http://www.ffrf.org/lfif/contra.html

  50. Ahahaha, you are the typical mac zealot ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What does this have to do with shining up Apple's image? Maybe she liked them, maybe that's what she could afford.

    Complete nonsense, you can buy 2 real computers for the price of one imac.

  51. Can we mod this up till it's over the silliness up by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    top. Not that I haven't enjoyed said silliness, I just think this one should be up at the top.

    As for the Anti-religious nature of most techies these days. So what? Religion is a way to cheat at sprituality knowing you'll never have any substance but everyone else will think you do.


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  52. Re:If your computer prays..... by quonsar · · Score: 1

    Now the Gates was more subtil than any beast of the field which Unix had made ...

    Muwahahahahaa! Reminds me of this!

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  53. Re:Score 4, insightful!!!! by HL · · Score: 1
    It seems to me that atheists are as religious as anyone. I really am astonished sometimes how strongly the atheists believe that there is no god, and how they are preaching the non-existence of this god! The atheist-fanatics really aren't any better than any other fanatics.

    That said, I try to tolerate atheists as much as I tolerate other religions. Religious intolerance is a Bad Thing as far as I am concerned, and thus I guess I shouldn't write what I just wrote, but I'm not perfect.

  54. Re:yeah.. right. *snicker* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Q is God, I think I'd rather die before he makes contact.

  55. I remember this study by rve · · Score: 1

    When it was presented on a congress for medical research, these faith healers were puzzled that almost the entire audience burst out in laughter, thinking it was intended as a joke.

    In most of the rest of the world, even in Iran, science and religion are seperated to a large degree. I've heard a religious bilogist describe it as "I'm a catholic on sunday, a scientist the rest of the week"

    Only in america some christians seem to want to mix science and religion, and apply the scientific methods to their religious beliefs. In my view this is as stupid and pointless as sacrificing a sample on the altar of the Shimadzu spectrograph to the spirit of enzyme kinetics.
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  56. Re:Or how about a deeper question: by Wire+Tap · · Score: 1

    Hehe, that would sure make 'user' get up and change his pants.
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  57. Re:Aww. How sweet. God decided to help 10% of them by rve · · Score: 1

    90% must have been sinners
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  58. Re:Not quite - a logical fallacy by lord13 · · Score: 1

    I think another reply may have covered this, but here's a tidbit from a Critical Reasoning course that Cal State schools require all students to take-quite a good thing actually.



    Requiring someone to prove that something does not exist is a logical fallacy, typically called "the burden of proof fallacy". This means that it is faulty resoning to state that your conclusions are valid becuase the cannot be disproved.


  59. chuckle by quux26 · · Score: 1

    If your praying has as much effect on me as it did on the patients in the study, I guess I'm screwed, neh?

    LOL.

    My .02
    Quux26

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  60. Re:Not quite by _vapor · · Score: 1

    Science will not prove that God doesn't exist, but it will prove that God is irrelevant.

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  61. Aww. How sweet. God decided to help 10% of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Ain't that great, the all powerful god managed to hear and help out 10% of the sick patients. What a great guy, I wonder what happened to the rest of the prayers? Did God have cotton stuffed in his ears or something....

    anyway... I seriously doubt you can alter reality and probabilities by just thinking hard about it. Unless, of course, you are boiling water, because everyone knows water doesn't boil if you stare at it.

  62. Now, wait just a minute... by Brian+Knotts · · Score: 2
    Praying never accomplished anything other wasting time that could have been used productively.

    ...and you're posting on Slashdot? How productive is that? :-)

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  63. Re:Stupid pseudo-philosophy by copito · · Score: 2

    But the validity of the senses is axiomatic. Any attempt to argue that one cannot trust one's senses is self-contradictory, since all of our knowledge comes from our senses, and so without them, you know nothing and nothing you say can be trusted.

    How can we trust our senses? The best one can say is that our senses are consistent. If we see an object and touch it, the two senses are consistent. But there are many well known illusions, optical illusions being the most obvious, which show our senses to be self contradictory. Therefore we can't trust our senses completely.

    In a more formal sense, assume that senses only show us an objective reality. Then our senses tell us that we can induce inconsistent sensations by activating certain parts of the human brain with electrical signals. This is a contradiction, therefore our assumption was false. Senses do not always represent an objective reality.
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  64. SPOILER! by sumana · · Score: 3
    Hey! I didn't expect, when I read the blurb on the front page of /., that there would be a spoiler for a perfectly good -- even classic -- SF story that I had meant to read someday. Unfair, I say.

    It's standard convention -- as well as just plain common sense and kindness -- to put a "SPOILER ALERT" somewhere in front of said spoiler. I recognize that Roblimo was just tossing off an interesting tangential thought, and perhaps did not thinnk of it as a spoiler, but it was nevertheless. Please be mroe careful in the future.

    On a somewhat related note, the guy who had the site about lightsabres (linked a day ago or so on /.) had the spoilers in a font color the same as the background, and directed you to highlight if and only if you wanted the spoilers. Not a bad idea for any of us who have that problem with our personal sites.

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  65. Reason vs. Faith by rve · · Score: 1

    Faith in religion:

    - Discoveries, factfinding are based on unique revelations, not repeatable. A certain knowledge was apparently revealed once, to once person: [insert random prophet type person here]. Your faith is therefor not only in god, but also (primarily) in the reliability of the prophet, and the people who repeated the story. The word 'hearsay' comes to mind. Was he lying? Was he making it up to get attention? Was he mad? Or did [random deity] really reveal [random religious truth] to him?
    -In case of headache: [random prophet] is said to have made the headache of [person] go away by perfroming [religious ritual] many thousands of years ago.


    Faith in reason:

    -Discoveries, 'revelations', REPEATABLE. I capitalise, because any experiment in the scientific method is only valid if it is in principle repeatable. Facts can be checked and double checked by anyone willing and able to repeat the experiment. You are not forced to believe the experimentor on his word, or the publication you read the results in.
    -In case of headache: Aspirin gives relief. Not in all cases of headache, but in a sufficiently large percentage of headaches, to have reasonable faith in the possibility that it will relief my headache. Not just today, but any day. Not just for me, but for anyone. It's repeatable, reliable, and we have unraveled the mechanism that makes it work. You don't have to be a chosen one to experience the miracle of headache relief.
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  66. Re:One minister's opinion...yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prayer, as Mr. Spock would say, is illogical.

  67. Prayer port? by Brian+Knotts · · Score: 2

    prayer 7777/tcp #prayer

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    1. Re:Prayer port? by derobert · · Score: 1
      Seriously, though, many religions hold that prayer does not always come true. This would seem to imply that the message does not always reach its destination. Many religions also hold that you must feel the responce in your heart, that you can't hear it. This would indicate many of the responce packets do not get through -- sort of like RealPlayer on a bad day over a 2400bps modem.

      Prayer is clearly on UDP.

      I'll refrain from commenting on the validity of religion :)

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  68. Re:A new e-commerce site for prayer by Pentagram · · Score: 1

    To hell with not pissing God off! Lets start spamming him. As soon as he gets a taste of it, all of those spammers will get thunderbolted.

    God: You've been hit with a snowball!

    Richey

  69. ...as religious as anyone. by quux26 · · Score: 1

    "It seems to me that atheists are as religious as anyone. I really am astonished sometimes how strongly the atheists believe that there is no god, and how they are preaching the non-existence of this god!"

    Do you believe there are no invisible smurfs? Do you *strongly* believe there are no invisible smurfs?

    Does this then make you "religious"? Obviously not. [sigh] What a contrived argument that is, to suppose that someone who says something is not must therefore believe in the item they say doesn't exist.

    Did you read this before you hit "submit"? Have you ever bothered to attack your own arguments to see how far you'd get? Yeeesh.

    My .02
    Quux26

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  70. It was a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you just gave a clear, polite and elaborate response to a troll

  71. Extremist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's entertaining to me that 'extremeist' fundamentalist christians see nothing wrong with what they are doing, but as soon as they run into somebody who's as extremeist as they are, only with a different belief, they start crying "foul".

  72. Re:If your computer prays..... by phil+reed · · Score: 2

    They say that we
    Lost our DECtapes
    Evolving up
    From PDP-8s.
    I think that it's
    Just writing in ROM.
    Are we not men?
    We are UNIX.
    Are we not men?
    U. N. I. X.


    ...phil

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  73. Not different in the least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A sexual orientation is open to choice...

    1. Re:Not different in the least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Debatable. There is a definite biochemical component, and differences in brain structure, between homosexual and heterosexual, males and females. The difficulties are determining how much of that is environmental, and how much genetic.

    2. Re:Not different in the least by Fruan · · Score: 1
      ::Puts on the voice of marvin monroe from the simpsons::

      I propose that we clone and individual a number of times, and bring the clones up in isolation from one another and the rest of socity, in order to determin how much of sexual orentation is enviromental

      It is also my hypothisis that these clones will have poor social skills, and harbour a deep resentment of me

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  74. Re:Stupid pseudo-philosophy by binarybits · · Score: 1

    But there are many well known illusions, optical illusions being the most obvious, which show our senses to be self contradictory.

    Not true. Our interpretation of our senses might be self-contradictory, but our senses are not. Sensations have no interpretations attached to them. They are simply a stream of electrical stimuli. It is our minds that interpret those signals and give them meaning.

    Thus when we see an optical illusion, our brains are simply mis-interpreting what we see. Our sight is still accurrate. I must also point out that the way that you determine that something is an illusion is with observation. If you do an illusion in which things look different lengths but are really the same, you have discovered this by whipping out a ruler and observing the lengths of the lines. Thus, you rely on yours senses to disprove your senses, which is a contradiction.

    Then our senses tell us that we can induce inconsistent sensations by activating certain parts of the human brain with electrical signals.

    But then your senses are indicating to you that your brain is being electrically stimulated. This is again a faithful (if not terribly useful) representation of reality. If you see things that are not really there, that is because you are incorrectly interpreting the erratic signals your brain is giving you.

    But suppose that you had electrodes in your brain all your life, and so everything you saw was merely a reflection of your brain chemistry. In that case, there would be no possibility of ever discovering the real nature of the universe. But in this case, there is nothing you could have done about it. From your perspective, the universe is a chaotic jumble of random images. It is unlikely you will ever progress beyond the stage of an infant, and so you will never have the opportunity to observe the world.

    The point is that we have to assume that our senses give us valid information about reality, because it is all we have. There is no "outside perspective" that allows us to cross-check our perceptions. If we reject the validity of our senses, then we must reject with it all of our knowledge, and return to the state of infants. No rational person is willing to do that.

  75. What they're really praying for: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our father who art in favor,
    stevie be thy name
    thy kingdoms scum,
    thy will be done
    or another batch loses employment
    give us this day
    upgradability
    and lead us not to false GPLs
    but fill our hard drives with
    linux
    for thine is the apple forever


    YANKEE ROSE!

  76. Re:Handmaid's Tale by sumana · · Score: 2
    That's right! I can't remember what the stations were called, but I remember it was reminiscent of Dial-A-Prayer.

    I also remember that one of the points Atwood was making was the same one this artist is making -- that prayer degenerates into the meaningless repetition of stock phrases, especially in a community which harshly/strictly enforces religious doctrine/dogma.

    Oh, and don't forget that the women in the Republic of Gilead could phone in (I think) prayers to be prayed for them.

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  77. AI cults. by FTL · · Score: 1

    How long before someborg discovers a new business opportunity and sets up:
    • The Church of Micosoftology
    Imagine, a whole series of yearly upgrades, each one costing massive amounts of money. Hoards of high-priced lawyers defending the org from any who would oppose it.

    Wouldn't that be terrible...

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  78. The KKK doesn't like Catholics, either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd fit right in.

    1. Re:The KKK doesn't like Catholics, either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fallacious. Amiga users didn't like PeeCee users. Atari users did not like PeeCee users. This does not mean that amiga users liked Atari users. Your argument is false. All religion is crap, anyway...

    2. Re:The KKK doesn't like Catholics, either by Subculture · · Score: 1

      nice post!

      cheers,
      Mike

    3. Re:The KKK doesn't like Catholics, either by Subculture · · Score: 1

      your fucking stupid, you'd fit in on the short bus.

      cheers,
      Mike

  79. yeah.. right. *snicker* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Heh. I bet you we'll find the answers to SETI and "Is there a Creator" in the same instant.

    Think Q Continuum from Star Trek.

  80. Re:Stupid pseudo-philosophy by copito · · Score: 2

    You are arguing for pragmatism. That is to say, in order to get anything done, we accept our senses as an objective reality. This is true enough, and, although it may surprise you, I tend to agree. It is important to keep in mind that we have made this compromise. It keeps us humble.

    If we reject the validity of our senses, then we must reject with it all of our knowledge, and return to the state of infants. No rational person is willing to do that.

    I have to disagree with you here. I think you'll find that many Hindu and Buddhist individuals believe that the ultimate truth is to be able to recognize the illusion. I am hard pressed to call these individuals fools or infantile, since the most compassionate, wise and contented people I have met have been Buddhist monks.
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  81. Yes, it *was* a troll. :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

    Actually, I couldn't agree with your post more.

    1. Re:Yes, it *was* a troll. :-) by mouseman · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'm a sucker. :-)

  82. Faulty logic everywhere... by grappler · · Score: 2

    The principle behind it is that, if you have a consistent system, then to prove something cannot exist you just show 2 observations that can't both be true. Normally, this only works well in mathematics.

    Exactly. It works well in mathematics because mathematics and logic are very nearly the same thing. Disproving the existance of a God would not be as easy as providing two conflicting observations, otherwise we would have considered it disproven thousands of years ago! Like I said, God belongs in the category of Supernatural, so any seeming inconsistencies can be waved off as miracles or some such thing. It isn't the territory of science.

    We can't be truly certain of everything science tells us (we can be pretty sure, but not 100%). However, if you are a religious person, you may accept the Bible as 100% truth. If so, to disprove the existance of God, you only need to find two statements about him in the Bible that cannot both be true.

    Woah, wait just a minute! Who said anything about being a "religious" person, or accepting the Bible as 100% truth? By "God" I am talking about a very abstract concept - some otherworldly consciousness that oversees or directs actions down here on Earth (and possibly elsewhere). This has nothing to do with fundamentalist Christianity. I would consider myself an agnostic on this, for the simple reason that there is no way to really know. If there's no way to know, why take a definate stance?

    I know there are truckloads of contradictions in the Bible, but I don't know if any deal with the nature of God. If one exists, the only reasonable conclusions are that either God doesn't exist, the Bible is false, or the rules of logic no longer apply.

    It doesn't matter. I don't doubt that there are contradictions, and I don't really care. You need to widen your scope of thinking a little and forget about a polar separation of bible literalists vs. staunch athiests.

    --
    grappler

    --
    Vidi, Vici, Veni
    1. Re:Faulty logic everywhere... by Lavahead · · Score: 1

      Woah, wait just a minute! Who said anything about being a "religious" person, or accepting the Bible as 100% truth?

      sorry dude, i didn't mean 'you' when i said 'you'. er... i didn't mean you in particular. i meant, if *anyone* accepts the bible 100% etc...

      You need to widen your scope of thinking a little and forget about a polar separation of bible literalists vs. staunch athiests.

      the argument only applies to bible literalists. "...you may accept the Bible as 100% truth..." if you aren't a bible literalist (again, not *you* grappler, i mean anybody) then the post doesn't apply to anything in your world.

      i don't know where i introduced staunch atheism. if you mean the 'Bible is false' part, it was to indicate that, according to the reasoning, either god doesn't exist or the bible is fallible.

      the post only intended to show a theoretical way to disprove the existance of god, and it exists because i think it's a 'cute' concept, not a serious one.

  83. Re:Lord of Light by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

    Oh yes! He was doing that in an attempt to recover the Buddha's standing wave soul, if I remember correctly.
    Fun "techno" interpretation of Hindu mythology.

    --
    -- perl -e'print pack"H*","6e656d6f406d38792e6f7267"' /. ate my old sig. Bastards.
  84. Re:Praying and quantum physics by zosima · · Score: 1
    Proving god through science. I think science is heading towards the proving of god's nonexistence

    Curious, science is one of the primary indications that people use when justifying faith. (NB: faith is belief without proof, not without symptom). The point being that our ability to predict what will happen (science) speaks of an ordered system. Without getting into a well-visited argument, this clearly could be a symptom of a Creator. Regardless, religion is nothing more than a shared morality, sense of origin, and sense of purpose. Religion and science are the primary subsets of a world view. They are the two sides of the same coin. While they can't be derived from one another, it is absurd to discount attempts at a cohesive world view. That is why nobody uses science to prove God. Religion is used to reinforce science is used to reinforce religion.

  85. Re:High-tech prayer wheels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is similiar to prayer wheels in part ...
    The difference here is the intention of the
    person initiating the prayer. Buddists write
    their prayer on paper and put it into a prayer
    "wheel", spinning it clockwise sends the prayer
    to heaven. Also, Jews write prayers on paper and
    put that it into cracks in the Wailing Wall
    for delivery to God. What's missing in this
    instance is that this person is approaching
    the subject from a point of view as a visual
    artist and seemingly she has no regard or
    respect for organized religion and its rituals.
    If someone were to write a prayer program,
    its value would be derived solely from the
    intention of the person running the program.

    Reality is only what you believe it to be.

    --Rev. Ishmael

  86. Re:Thinking for more than 2 seconds by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

    Y'know, a certain science fiction author once meditated on this very thing...morals for computers. Perhaps you've heard of him; his name was Isaac Asimov.

    This is what caused him to posit the "Three Laws of Robotics" used in so many of his science fiction stories...which are, in effect, an artificially-imposed moral structure which made robots into humans' slaves. (It provided an interesting backdrop for, among other things, one slave's struggle for freedom, in The Bicentennial Man. There was also a rather hilarious short story in which the robots at an automated space factory spontaneously developed religion...)

    While the Three Laws were an interesting structure, they always slightly annoyed me because the poor computer/robots essentially had their morals imposed upon them by a higher power, rather than having the chance to decide upon them for themselves.

    --
    Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
  87. Do Computers Pray? by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    Prayer is an expression of wishful thinking. An externalizing of internal desires.

    First prove computers can think or have desires, then decide if they can pray.

    "...when he looked overhead slowly, one by one, the stars were going out." - The Nine Billion Names of God. Great Story.

    --
    If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
    1. Re:Do Computers Pray? by mmmmbeer · · Score: 1

      While I think this is a good point, I don't think most philosophers would agree. There is a major debate in philosophy about whether humans actually "think or have desires" or if we, too, simply follow (extremely complex) programs.

      I'm not qualified to argue this debate, so I won't offer my opinion on it, but I think if you're going to approach this philosophically, before you can decide whether computers "think or have desires," you must decide whether humans do.

    2. Re:Do Computers Pray? by ToastyKen · · Score: 2

      While I think this is a good point, I don't think most philosophers would agree. There is a major debate in philosophy about whether humans actually "think or have desires" or if we, too, simply follow (extremely complex) programs.

      I don't see there as being a difference between the two.. I think thought and desires arise from those complex programs.

  88. A new e-commerce site for prayer by scottKp · · Score: 2

    This may seem like an odd idea, but I am sure someone will have something like this up in a year or so. In medieval times the rich and the aristocracy used to pay groups of monks to pray for them, during their life or after death for their souls. This is oddly similar. Just imagine a cluster of machines, chock full of litany, and the hypothetical sinner logs into www.indulgence.com selects their level of sin, enters their credit card number, and off go the computers reciting prayer in the name of the customer. Heck, maybe I should not be posting this, I am up late, I am getting to work on this right now.

    1. Re:A new e-commerce site for prayer by Abigail-II · · Score: 1
      Ok, assuming for the sake of argument that there is a God and he does listen to prayers even automated ones, doesn't this constitute a form of spam?

      Usually, the Christian God (and many other gods) is assumed the be omnipresent. I don't think that omnipresent being are bothered with repeatedness.

      "Is it true that God answers all prayers?"
      "Yes, but sometimes the answer is no."
      Sidney Freedman and Jesus Christ in Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?

      -- Abigail

    2. Re:A new e-commerce site for prayer by ]Ace[ · · Score: 1

      oh, that is a great PATENTABLE idea (just kidding) :)
      nice!

      --
      Please visit http://www.freedonation.com and save a life for free every day!
    3. Re:A new e-commerce site for prayer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It already exists www.prayerwheel.com -raj

    4. Re:A new e-commerce site for prayer by AndyL · · Score: 2

      Ok, assuming for the sake of argument that there is a God and he does listen to prayers even automated ones, doesn't this constitute a form of spam?

      I mean God's going to check his mental in-box, and he's going to start going through the prayers he's getting and he's going to come acrouse 536,000 identical prayers from the same guy. What's worse it didn't cost the guy anything in terms of time or thought! If I were a god I'd much rather have a single heartfelt prayer then thousands you just cranked out. So if I was a God, I'd be prety anoyed. Even if I didn't smite you right there (Come on, how many of you with you could smite spamers?) I'd probably stop listening to anything you said in the future.(Perhaps He can kill-file people's prayers) And it'll probably be counted against you when you get to the pearly gates. (St.P. : Oh, You're the one who's been bogging down our incoming prayer server...We've got a special fate picked out for you.)

      So basicaly if there is a God this is a sure-fire way of geting yourself on His bad side. And if there isn't you'd have been better off runing SETI@home. It's a lose-lose situation.

    5. Re:A new e-commerce site for prayer by Jonas+�berg · · Score: 2

      If there exists a God, he or she probably pipe the prayers through 'sort|uniq' first.

    6. Re:A new e-commerce site for prayer by Ramadeus · · Score: 2

      You have mail!

      From: God
      To: sysadmin@CyberRosary.com
      Subject: Unsolicited mass prayer

      DO NOT SPAM ME EVER AGAIN

      -g

  89. Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    #! /usr/bin/perl -w

    # My first prayer program!!!
    # By: AN0NYM0US3 C0W4RD

    open( PRAYERFILE, 'prayers.txt');

    while( $prayer = )
    {

    print "$prayer\n\n";
    sleep(10);

    }

    close(PRAYERFILE);


    Simple. Now, would you like me to ponder on how to write a program that simulates a Shakespearean play? It's just as easy...

  90. I wonder what... by T3kno · · Score: 1

    Computers would come up with when posed with the question of evolution?

    --
    (B) + (D) + (B) + (D) = (K) + (&)
  91. As all programmers know.... by Bacteriophage · · Score: 1
    Computers are "stupid." No, they do not need, nor will they will ever need, morality or spirituality. We can try to simulate it all we want, but it will always remain a bunch of BS to get media attention and serve as water cooler fodder for a week or so.

    "There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."

    --
    "Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work." -Flaubert
    1. Re:As all programmers know.... by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

      All programmers? Please. There are a good deal of geeks of all sorts that believe computers will someday have levels of emotion, intelligence, consciousness, etc. as we enjoy as humans.

      No, they do not need, nor will they will ever need, morality or spirituality.

      That's quite a claim. In my expirence, the word "never", especially when applied to technology, is a dangerous thing to say.

      The Good Reverend

    2. Re:As all programmers know.... by Sundiata · · Score: 2
      The validity of this assertion rests entirely on the assumption that there is a "soul" that cannot be re-created. Technology will most likely someday be able to recreate or emulate the behavior of a single neuron; given enough time, effort, and power, it is entirely plausible that we could recreate a human brain. What is in question, though, is whether or not emotion, morality and spirituality are a function of the physical brain or whether there is some intangible (and non-duplicable) force that governs these aspects of human nature. Until this is proven one way or the other, though, it's a pretty safe bet to say that either guess is equally as valid as the other. My assertion that machines will someday surely weep over Shakespeare is no less zany than your notion of computers forever being "stupid".

      1. Buy a stopwatch.
      2. Travel back in time exactly 100 years.
      3. Find the nearest well-educated scholar.
      4. Tell this scholar that devices of silicon and metal will someday be able to transmit the likeness of a person halfway across the world in the blink of an eye and present it by spraying beams of electrons against a glass plate.
      5. Start timer.
      6. Stop timer when laughter stops.
      7. Record findings.
      --

      Remember, kids, it's only premarital if you plan on getting married.

  92. Re:Aww. How sweet. God decided to help 10% of them by Subculture · · Score: 1

    hahaha this post is awsome!

    cheers,
    Mike

  93. Praying computers? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    Oh, give me a break.

    I don't have a problem with the question of whether computers pray or not (it's a very intriguing philosophical question) but this woman sounds like a first class twit. On the one hand, by pointing to the mindlessly areligious churchgoers as an example, she's claiming to have reached some level of Catholicism. (Note: Couldn't be any OTHER religion, of course--there's only the One True Faith(tm))

    Also, she states, "It may even be necessary to evangelize to them, she says, before computers decide to choose their own religion."

    Hell, if computers develop souls and religion, why not let them figure it out on their own--they might get it right, unlike millennia of human fumbling.

    Take home lesson of the day: If you're going to do something controversial and interesting, try not to be quite so shallow as this woman appears.

    --

    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    1. Re:Praying computers? by PigleT · · Score: 2

      Well, your religion of choice might disagree that *nobody* has got it right yet, of course...
      But I agree entirely that this "sit them round in a circle and have them chant something over and over" approach isn't prayer, it's nothing other than shallow (thanks for the word) mysticism.

      For real ingenuity, the shape to arrange them around would be a chalk outline of Bill...

      --
      ~Tim
      --
      .|` Clouds cross the black moonlight,
      Rushing on down to the circle of the turn
  94. Handmaid's Tale by reptilian · · Score: 1
    This reminds me of Margaret Atwood's "Handmaid's Tale," if anyone's read it. In one part of the book, the main character and another handmaid are looking in the window at computers which do nothing but print pre-programmed prayers (how's that for alliteration?)


    Man's unique agony as a species consists in his perpetual conflict between the desire to stand out and the need to blend in.

    --

    72656B636148206C72655020726568746F6E41207473754A

  95. Re:iMacs? by Bacteriophage · · Score: 1
    touch'e!!! (or however it's commonly typed)

    "There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."

    --
    "Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work." -Flaubert
  96. Well.. by GauteL · · Score: 1

    If you want real answers, my general view
    is that you look to science, trying to explain
    nature, conciousness and everything else..
    But you can never really _prove_ anything, perhaps
    only your own conciousness, and then only for
    yourself.
    Philosophy is great, incredibly interesting, but
    most of the time, it doesn't get you anywhere.
    People could rightly laugh of me if I said that
    the world was created by a pink elephant, but
    I could argue that they could prove me wrong, and
    actually I would be right.

  97. Emphasis of the Church . . . by PlaidLady · · Score: 1
    I think this has to do with the fact that the Catholic Church emphasizes all of its traditions and rituals over the simpler form of spirituality used by the Protestant churches. Catholics are supposed to find God in the Mass every Sunday -- of the ones who attend weekly (about one-fifth? one-fourth?), I would imagine that some do, and some don't. Maybe it boils down to how much can you accept that something can't be rationally explained.

    Furthermore, the Protestant churches often teach a literal interpretation of the Bible, and all teach that faith in Jesus is the one way to heaven. Catholics teach that it's living a good life, being a good person, and doing good deeds which get you into heaven -- and that faith isn't even really necessary. (Granted, they tiptoe around it by saying that everyone has the spirit of Jesus within, even if they don't know it, and then there's that whole purgatory thing . . . ) So perhaps many Catholics don't have a strong faith, and maybe they mumble through the Our Father and the Hail Mary. But maybe they're satisfied with that, because it's not the faith that's important, it's how they live their life that's important.

    Finally, as a Catholic, I think that Catholics as a whole need to find their funny bone. I found the CyberRosary amusing, not offensive. Although there's quite a difference between the iMac's and the little old ladies at church who pray the rosary. :)

    1. Re:Emphasis of the Church . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not. Both iMacs and little old ladies come in blue. =)

  98. the end is near! by djmab · · Score: 1

    hey, wasn't the world also supposed to end when all the 64 rings from the original towers of Hanoi problem were moved?
    Thank goodness it's an O(2^n) problem!
    ...but don't anybody go writing code to work the moves out; you never know when somebody will get the bright idea of doing a Towers@Home (TM) project to speed up the process and then *poof* there goes all of creation.
    hmm...Maybe that's why the seti people were making their program run slower: to protect us from ...ourselves...
    Will counting the stars destroy the universe?
    If we know what's out there will it be our undoing!?

    Computers are evil!

    Prayer in computers is unconstitutional!

    Stop making computers pray!!!

  99. Re:Douglas Adams strikes again... by Jaeger · · Score: 1

    Well, that makes two of us... Who needs to belive anything when we can program iMonks to do it for us?

  100. #IFDEF PSYCHOTIC_RELIGIOUS_FREAKY_PERSON by Plasmic · · Score: 1

    It's a good thing that they used iMacs, that way you can see right into the heart of the prayer circle. I knew the investment in clear cases would pay off. Ms. Skeddle, the perpetrator of this madness, awarded all of us with this groovy comment:

    "If I can teach a computer to do that, then, technically, a computer has reached the same spiritual level as many Catholics," she says.

    She can think what she wants, and I can think what I want. Which is why I don't feel unjustified in exclaiming: WHAT? YOU FREAK!

    Okay, I agree that the notion of such a thing (computers being religious) is mildly interesting to consider.. but not for more than about 2 seconds. Don't worry, it gets better:

    Ms. Skeddle, who is Roman Catholic, arranged the iMacs in a circle, with one serving as the prayer leader.

    That's cute. Lord knows (ha!), if the computers weren't praying in perfect synchronization (within n seconds of each other), the effectiveness of the Holy words on God's ears would be reduced by a factor of n^2. She's even brighter than you previously imagined:

    If such progress continues, Ms. Skeddle wonders, will computers need some type of moral structure?

    Not to be short-sighted or closed-minded, as I don't usually dismiss all of the future-cyber-robotic warfare movies, but at our current stage in AI development, moral structure for computers is another one of those "sounds interesting" (for 2 seconds) ideas. Nonetheless, this fruity female is hardly clueful on the topic, I'm sure.

    It seems that her followers are equally endowed with wisdom:

    One visitor asked: If the computers are praying, is God listening to them?

    Wow. That is deep. Almost deeper than The Matrix. I'm going to leave the answer to that as an exercise to the reader.

    1. Re:#IFDEF PSYCHOTIC_RELIGIOUS_FREAKY_PERSON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did this get moderated to flamebait? I think it's funny. Hehe..

  101. iMac's Praying by h0h0h0 · · Score: 1

    I do have to say that people have new and creative ways of trying to shine up Apple Computer's image everyday as well as it's ressurection. Who needs enterprise wide corporate deployment when you can go to heaven?

    --
    p= . .. .. ... . .. I'll machine gun ya! -h0
    1. Re:iMac's Praying by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with shining up Apple's image? Maybe she liked them, maybe that's what she could afford. Who needs a brain when you can be as stupid as you are?

  102. Re:Score 4, insightful!!!! by Subculture · · Score: 1

    Why did you bother pointing that out he was doing it on purpose.

    argg,
    Mike

  103. Perhaps we should get... by wilkinsm · · Score: 1

    Donald Knuth to comment on this.

  104. Re:Score 4, insightful!!!! by Subculture · · Score: 1

    people like you piss me off!

    cheers,
    Mike

  105. Distributed Prayer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can always have distributed prayer clients. Donate your spare cycles to praying for something better to do with our spare cycles.

  106. Re:I was raised as a catholic so I can tell you .. by Subculture · · Score: 1

    hahaha!

    cheers,
    Mike

  107. Re:Score 4, insightful!!!! by Subculture · · Score: 1

    not flaming you but what do you mean by merkin.

    (if you read some of my comments you will see I agree with alot of what you had said)

    cheers,
    Mike

  108. Prior Art by DrWhy · · Score: 1

    I knew this weird hippie computer operator in the mid 70s that developed a program to write Tibetan prayers around the outside edges of the disks of the Burroughs mainframe belonging to the insurance company we both worked for. Kind of a high-tech prayer wheel. His hope was to "improve the spiritual ambiance of the computer room." I thought it was brilliant. Actually worked a little.

  109. my computer praying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    our father who art in redmond
    billy be thy name

    Sorry, i think it's time to excommunicate Microsoft from my PC.

  110. But perhaps they could become philosophers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...which would certainly be better than having computers become religious.

    A love of knowledge is far more appropriate to computers, whose design is to analyze facts based on logic. This is in contrast to the love of fiction which is appropriate to mankind, whose inclination is to fabricate stories when truth is elusive, embarrassing or inconvenient.

    "The higher values with which man has become acquainted through philosophy are even purer than those acquired through religion, because they are not mixed with imagination and superstition."
    - Fung Yu-Lan

  111. Like reality, but on a computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm getting really sick of this "anthropomorphic computer" crap. I mean, yes, you can make a computer simulate, say, what it's like to take a dump, and then speculate on your program's choice of bathroom reading materials, but your computer is not actually taking a dump. You are projecting your views onto the computer, and, well, garbage in, garbage out. It's as bad as the e(fill in the blank) patent craze. Imagine a world where people can sing songs, but they're online! e-karaoke! Where's my patent?

    1. Re:Like reality, but on a computer! by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

      Imagine a world where people can sing songs, but they're online! e-karaoke! Where's my patent?

      Let's make sure we note this post down for purposes of prior art when someone actually DOES patent "eKaraoke"!

  112. Talk about a waste of brain power. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From an atheist here:

    I'm due to donate blood again and missed a good time this weekend. The Roman Catholic church up the street held a blood drive, which struck me as incredibly odd/quirky. Inside, the priest regularly explains that imbibed wine (grape juice and yeast excrement) actually physically turns into the blood of ol' Yeshua ha Notzri. Following Catholic doctrine, then, if someone needed a transfusion then you should just give them some wine (with the accompanying spells and incantations, of course).

    The Lutheran church up the road is building a new $1.5 million church one-and-a-half blocks from their current location. Apparently you have been misled and all the children of the earth are being fed, since the Lutherans are spending their money on a carpeted full-court gym, among other things.

    People don't need superstition -- they need clothes, food, shelter, water, and medical care.

    To the original poster: Thanks for the link to freedonation.com .

    To the 'true friend' poster: You're a fucking moron.

  113. Re:I was raised as a catholic so I can tell you .. by [GziBeX] · · Score: 1

    This is just plain stupid. Well, by your logic I could say a person shouldn't observe science just because he/she isn't performing their experiments the way other scientists think. You obviously learn as you go along, leaving your big bloated ego behind,... but I can see that you still have yours on your back. Nobody is born good you learn along the way.

  114. Asimov's 3 laws of robotics. by tsphere · · Score: 1

    In the article, Ms. Skeddle observes that computers are nearing the point of sentience, artificial intelligence, if you will.

    If such progress continues, Ms. Skeddle wonders, will computers need some type of moral structure?

    We already have a framework for artificial morality! /. readers may be familiar with the works of Isaac Asimov. Disgusted with the state of science fiction and its visions of "killer robots," Asimov had the audacity to propose a world of benign robots working for the betterment of humanity. How did he insure this? With the Three Laws of Robotics, of course:

    THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First and Second Law.

    These laws sure seem reasonable enough and held up well in fiction; perhaps the prescient author's theories would do well in practice?

    --
    Tetris rules.
  115. Computers, Prayer, Asimov and Eco by kcitren · · Score: 1

    In Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum one of the characters buys a computer(this was supposed to be early eighties), and does a kabbalistic rearranging of one of the names of god. I wonder if he got the idea from the Asimov story(which I remember as the monks trying to solve the Tower of Hanoi problem, but it's been years)

  116. Ironic isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    IF there is a god, I'm sure he thinks the same of us humans HEH :].

  117. Bruce Cockburn by Skeezix · · Score: 1
    One of my favourite quotations from a song, is one by Bruce Cockburn, a Canadian singer-songwriter. The quotation is,

    "The nine billion names of God don't bring you any closer to one you can simply set eyes on."

    The point is just this: God is a personal being, and we, created in His image, are also personal beings. Computers are not personal beings.

    --Jamin Philip Gray
    jamin@DoLinux.org

  118. Super-religion... by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

    Either the Catholic religion is hard up for followers or they're getting a good head start on dominating the religion of AI for the future. Think of the possibilities. Flawless sermons, 24 hour priest support. Will we someday be choosing our computers based on who and how they worship... or don't worship?

    --
    "There are more important things than stopping terrorism. Upholding the Constitution is one of them." - Ars Forumer.
  119. Pronounce american fast by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1
    that sounds like 'merkin'.

    Hope this helps ...

    1. Re:Pronounce american fast by Subculture · · Score: 1

      it did thanks

      cheers,
      Mike

  120. Sorry by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    I don't understand, that just does not compute.

  121. Or how about a deeper question: by Straker+Skunk · · Score: 1

    USER> Is there a god?

    (a few moments pass, processing request...)

    COMPUTER> THERE IS NOW

    --
    iSKUNK!
    1. Re:Or how about a deeper question: by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

      > COMPUTER> THERE IS NOW

      Classic SF short-short by Fredric Brown back in the fifties.

  122. don't forget the Vortex in Zardoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, can't computer pray... but isolate us can it also... and close all the doors while opening others...

  123. Interesting questions, overambitious answers by twilight30 · · Score: 1

    To the extent that computers doing anything is interesting, getting them to straightforwardly mimic human activity serves little purpose. These machines have even less soul than bacteria do, and yet they get anthropomorphosised into something eventually significant.

    The **idea** is a fascinating one. But to the extent that it exists today, computing does not yet embody anything resembling soul, in any way. Everything else mentioned is merely cosmetic slightly pseudy window dressing as 'art'. The technology simply isn't that good yet.

    Some sharp mind might even try to pair this up with Real Doll.

    Then we'd really need a smoke or six...

    --
    ========================================
    Death will come, and will have your eyes
    -- Pavese
  124. Re:High-tech prayer wheels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if someone set up a computer prayer program with a sacremental mindset (as with a Buddhist prayer wheel) the computer would be generating genuine prayers?

  125. Re:WHAT!? Slashdot is _Religously_ Extremist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You can't be serious saying that Slashdot is atheist extremist. I thought the American religious-right-wing-fanatism was a just a story to scare little kids with until I found Slashdot. It amazes me just how many stupid, totally unverifiable and uneducated comments from religous people are beeing posted on Slashdot. Totally ignorant claims or myths are often recited as proof for this or that religous belief and answered with surprisingly little or no critisism (example: that the theory of thermodynamics would disprove evolution (which is just plain wrong)). Sometimes I think you don't learn anything in school in the US.

    Actually - in 1999 - debating things like evolution is simply nothing but a joke. There is no debate, it has been settled for decades. Decades! In Europe (and probably most of the rest of the educated world) is has, at least. And actually teaching Creationism in school... sheesh - unbelievable!

  126. Re:pentagrams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although you have to admit, All Souls Day and All Hallow's Eve (Day of the Dead, etc) are remarkably similar in intention.

    Also, question - is Israel in the northern or southern hemisphere?

  127. Actually, your response is flamebait. by thePsychotron · · Score: 1

    The author of the comment to which you responded expressed a valid opinion. You, on the other hand, instead of respecting his/her views and presenting a good argument, reacted with "How dare they... ". Your post is obviously bait as I now find myself flaming. Argh! Somebody moderate us both down...

    --

    Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
  128. Another /. religous debate..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HEH, these must be real revenue generators, especially with the extremist atheists /. has. Seriously, you guys ought to look for more really weak, and otherwise would be ignroed by most, computer-religion links so you can keep posting them. Then you guys can generate 500 comments, 450 of which are about how religious people are idiots, 10-20 trying to suggest not all religous people are idiots, and the remaining few actually discussing the contents of the artice. Rinse, repeat, and watch the $$$$ from banner adds roll on in. If /. is really news for nerds, how come no one is discussing HOW they are having the computers recite the prayers? Or other alternative and possibly better methods to procede in the activity? Isn't that what nerd's are suppose to do, *think*, curiosity, improve. Last time I checked, very few nerds were judgemental, but of course this is /. which is quickly degenerating into a juarez kiddies paradise. Bring on the 0-second release postings!

    1. Re:Another /. religous debate..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already have negative second release posting of kernels (on /. before they are even announced), all we need now is some juarez h00kups and we are set. I'd like to see any other websites try to go negative seconds. YEA BABY

  129. I know what they're praying... by Zarf · · Score: 1

    Considering that they are all iMac's, they're all most likely praying ... God PLEEZE don't let me crash while anyone is looking!!!

    - // Zarf //

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    [signature]
    1. Re:I know what they're praying... by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      I've used Macs and PCs through the course of my life. I've observed that Macs are usualy more stable. The Macs that I've seen crash were almost always public network machines (example: school library) and the crash was caused by junk ass security software. (example: foolproof) Note: I'm talking PCs w/ windows, not any form of unix, as I haven't had much experience with them

  130. Nembutsu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to recall that there is a Japanese Buddhist sect (Nichiren) that claims that you can be saved or reach Nirvana or satori or get something good just by endlessly repeating some religious word. This is called "nembutsu" or "nenbutsu".

    Am I right?

  131. Is this not spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If (as some people think) computers are expressions of their human creators, then these iMacs are merely passing on the prayers of their creator.

    Therefore to program several machines in a circle to repeat prayers is surely spam?

    I can just see it: god.NOSPAM@heaven

  132. High-tech prayer wheels? by Wayfarer · · Score: 2

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't prayer wheels merely mechanisms that recite prayers (in their own fashion)? From that standpoint, computers' prayers should have an effect, shouldn't they?

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    -W-

    Is it all journey, or is there landfall?
    --Ellison & van Vogt, 'The Human Operators'

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  134. Like in "Willy Wonka" by Caspuh · · Score: 1

    Remember in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" when they built that old-fashioned super-computer and then used it to locate The Golden Ticket inside of a few chocolate bars?

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  136. More important questions... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

    Could computers prey, if so, what would they prey on?

    If they end up preying on humans than we could be in serious trouble, as computers are hiding everywhere and controlling alot of stuff we probably wouldn't want any malicious entity controlling.

    Then again, can computers be malicious? Silly question, I know a few that are.

    I figure we had better set up a beowulf cluster of praying computers in every city, praying for the survival of humanity in the face of the preying computers of the future!

    --

    Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  137. Spiritual Soft ? by krahd · · Score: 1

    Borges also wrote somewhere that the universe was an engine to find all God's name, but I think he always thought this as a part of the Babel's Lybrary concept wich is a much more interesting idea :) (everything.org?).

    Anyway, it seems kinda obvious to me that computers cannot pray for you, as noone else than you can.
    At least, that's the old-fashioned was to see it, as a deep thought state and as a way to communicate with God. (I've never done it, but I'm sure that this is what it's supposed to be).

    I do not pretend to discuss if this CyberRosary makes any sense, 'cos it will only if Religion does, and it's a tough thing to discuss (and I do not think slashdot is the place to do it), but it points out a whole new usage for IT, I mean using computers for attending the spiritual issues of human beings. For example we can have a new and sophisticated version of that little program that acted as a shrink.

    --krahd
    yeah, i know i should improve my english...


    p.s. I'd like a /. Poll about Uruguay's next poll (we'll have 'em next 28th. :)

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    mod me up scottie!
  138. Re:first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HELL NO

  139. Re:iMacs? by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

    And here I thought slashdot was a place for intelligent people.

  140. and lo, my jolt cola was turned into water, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and my 50MB Q3A download was turned into mush thanks to IE5 taking down my operating system....

    So I showed my machine I was a vengeful god, and lo the feeling was good.

  141. Re:Praying and quantum physics by ToastyKen · · Score: 2

    Ug. There are few things more annoying than people trying to justify pseudo-scientific beliefs with crappy use of little-known areas of physics, quantum mechanics being the current favorite.

    If you even read a layman's book on quantum physics, you'll be able to see right through most "quantum mechanics proves our point" claims.

    What REALLY irks me is when Christians try to use science to justify things.. I mean.. hello? The whole point of Christianity is that you have to believe certain things on FAITH.. What are you doing trying to justify them with science?

  142. Thank you for providing the actual (crappy) data! by ToastyKen · · Score: 2

    If you're referring to this, it is worth pointing out that, despite being widely cited by religious groups, the study really isn't all it's cracked up to be. About 1000 patients at the Mid America Heart Institute in Kansas City, Mo were randomly assigned to be prayed for or not. The prayers were for "a speedy recovery with no complications." There was in fact no significant difference between the recovery times of the experimental and control groups. The researchers nonetheless managed to concoct a scoring system by which the experimental group did 10% better than the control group.

    I wish the original poster had provided that link. (Come to think of it.. IS that the study he was referring to?) I was about to reply with a "I'll believe it when I see it" message. It's interesting that even the researchers are actually admitting that the difference is statistically insignifant.

    Not that mention that I find the whole idea of using a (somewhat arbitrary) weighted score rather suspect.

  143. Re:Praying and quantum physics by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

    Christianity, or any religion for that matter is just a program running on a very complex system. Christians trying to prove things with science, that's got to one of the funnies things I've heard. Proving god through science. I think science is heading towards the proving of god's nonexistence

  144. 9 Billion chat-up lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is slightly off topic but... 9 Billion names of God is my fav short-short story and I've memorised it and recited it back to various girls over the years and you'd be surprised at what a good chat-up line it is (I know I was). I suppose it's because its quite a moving story. Who knows?

    TWW

  145. That sounds a lot like the movie Pi by grappler · · Score: 2

    In Pi, a guy is trying to find patterns in everything. For instance (more like mostly), the stock market. He's a number theory type who believes the true meaning of life takes the form of a deep understanding of numbers, and he's got a computer working on various problems for him.

    It goes haywire one day and dumps a bunch of gibberish. It turns out that this 200-some digit number is the Key To All Things, and helps him call out stock trade prices before they show up on the screen, among other things.

    The thing that made me think of this is that a certain religious group of Jewish numerologists wanted to get their hands on that number, believing it to be the true name of God.

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    grappler

    --
    Vidi, Vici, Veni
  146. Maybe by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

    Maybe.
    Maybe.
    Director's Cut: Yes; other cuts and book: No
    Not yet, but Dark City made a commendable attempt, as did Strange Days (to a lesser degree).

  147. Lord of Light by orz · · Score: 1
    I _highly_ recommend a book by Rogger Zelazny, Lord of Light?

    In the first page or two was a line about pouring "many kilowatts of prayer into the Heavens".

  148. One minister's opinion...yes by Hanzie · · Score: 2

    The prayer question seems to be a rephrase of 'Are computers aware?'. The general opinion currently seems to be: Not yet.

    Nobody (except Computer Associates' ad agency) seems to believe the current crop is self-aware. On the other hand, nobody seems to doubt that if humanity is still around in five thousand years, AI's will be sentient.

    Any sentient being can pray. If computers currently appear to want to pray, I say let them.

    I don't want their great-grandkids to come after me for repressing their ancestor's religious rights.

    So, computers can pray. They have my permission and blessings. If anybody wants to deny that, I guess we'll just have to start another holy war.

    Just remember who the machines are going to side with...

    My 2 talents worth
    hanzie.

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    ********* sig: If you don't like the law, get filthy stinking rich, and buy a better one.
  149. slight correction by ToastyKen · · Score: 2

    Oops.. silly me.. I actually finished reading the whole article, and saw the part where they did conclude there was a measurable difference..

    But they do still admit the weighting system is crappy and that a 10% difference is small.. So they reccommend further tests.

  150. Not quite by grappler · · Score: 2

    Christianity, or any religion for that matter is just a program running on a very complex system. Christians trying to prove things with science, that's got to one of the funnies things I've heard. Proving god through science. I think science is heading towards the proving of god's nonexistence

    I agree completely that Christianity trying to prove their point on scientfic grounds is an excercise in stupidity and futility. Science is about trusting what you can observe and test for yourself, while Religion is about faith, which has nothing to do with a concept of proof or observations.

    However, science does not concern itself with anything supernatural. The Evolution/Creation debate and the question of whether there is a god, many gods, or no god are two totally separate things. In the first issue, science will definately point to evolution - we got here somehow, and we have evidence lying around suggesting how it happened. We're busy piecing it all together. Science has no place in the question of whether there is a god or not. Science can not prove the existance of a god. A miracle could happen tomorrow that would remove all doubt in people's minds of there being a god, but science by definition looks for a natural explanation.

    And science most definately cannot disprove the existance of a god. You can't prove He doesn't exist! How would you go about it? It's entirely a matter of personal beliefs in which science offers no insight one way or the other.

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    grappler

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    Vidi, Vici, Veni
    1. Re:Not quite by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      You can't prove it does exist either. And how do you know that a proof of it's nonexistence is not possible? Can you prove that a proof of it's nonexistence is not possible?

  151. Re:Praying and quantum physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone correct my naive understanding, but I thought I read that the expectations of observers (ie: their praying) can affect the outcome of experiments at the quantum level. Any takers?

  152. Or maybe this is just His mechanism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...after all, He helps those who help themselves.

    1. Re:Or maybe this is just His mechanism by TummyX · · Score: 1

      So after i've helped myself, where does his help come into it?
      The only need to add "him" to the equation would be to just satisfy preexisting religious ideas.

  153. Electronic Monk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember the novel by Douglas Adams featuring the Electronic Monk(I think it was "Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul")? Briefly, the Electronic Monk was a robot bought in order to take care of the burdensome chore of praying. It featured the ability to hold up to 16(?) contradictory beliefs at once. Perhaps it is time to market such a product in the United States; I can state without hesitation that FreeBSD will have the demon worshipping, Satanist market locked up. :)

  154. Re:iMacs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "by temporalwisard on ..."

    Shouldn't that be "wizard" with a "z"?

  155. Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will check out Dark City and Strange Days. I hope they are better than The Matrix.

    1. Re:Thanks by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

      Great! They're both really underrated, imho. Go see them, then email me and tell me what you thought. :)

  156. some thoughts .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    CCC 2708. "Meditation engages thought, imagination, emotion, and desire. This mobilization of faculties is necessary in order to deepen our convictions of faith, prompt the conversion of our heart, and strengthen our will to follow Christ. Christian prayer tries above all to meditate on the mysteries of Christ, as in lectio divina or the ROSARY. This form of prayerful reflection is of great value, but Christian prayer should go further: to the knowledge of the love of the Lord Jesus, to union with him. "
    1. Can iMacs do any of this? Not to my knowledge.
    2. What is the difference between a computer playing back a prayer audibly and a prayer written on a static html page? Is this webpage praying each time its content is accessed since the content is a prayer?
    I wish Ms. Skeddle had marketed this not as a gimmick but as a prayer aid. The way she has it set up now it seems to be a mockery of what many Catholics do devoutly and with much thought. There are java rosary beads that you can pray with (is java praying?) and #catholics on efnet holds a prayer hour every night at 10.
    1. Re:some thoughts .... by temporalwisard · · Score: 1
      1. 1.Can iMacs do any of this? Not to my knowledge.
      2. 2.What is the difference between a computer playing back a prayer audibly and a prayer written on a static html page? Is this webpage praying each time its content is accessed since the content is a prayer? Can people do any of this? If you say yes, can you prove it?
  157. Re:My computer prays every night, and it says... by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

    RETURN....brotha

  158. All religeons will die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once the damn aliens come here
    and tell us it was just a submersive joke to
    keep us all undercontrol and to behave as slaves
    to them 120000 years ago.

    Once a comet smash into earth and kills 5.9 billion of the dummies here.

    Once the antichrist comes here and blows up rome.

    1. Re:All religeons will die... by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      Your point being ?

  159. Thank you very bloody much... by Rational · · Score: 1

    For spoiling the ending of the Clarke story... :(

    --
    "Be nice, veer left, and never stop thinking" Iain Banks - Walking On Glass
  160. Re:iMacs? by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

    nope. it's "wisard" with an "s" I chose it that way

  161. When it comes to religion, I'm fairly progressive by The+OPTiCIAN · · Score: 2
    • Willing yourself to be better is nothing to do with god or praying.


    Doesn't it? I tend to consider myself religious in a reasonably spun out way, and I think that that's exactly what praying is about. Coming to terms with the wierd stuff at the back of your mind that you know is there, and want to influence, but don't understand. Look at the rosary. When you're trying to think about something deeply and properly, there's nothing better than those sort of all physical, repetitious tasks to get the brain moving. Whenever I'm thinking about something, I pace, and chuck a pen up in the air and catch it. It's crazy, I know, but it works. (Grant generalisation oncoming) Religion is all about using whatever means you can to make yourself a better person. (Craig has spoken) You've got to love these spun out debates.
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    Believe with me, my saplings.
  162. Thinking for more than 2 seconds by ToastyKen · · Score: 2

    If I can teach a computer to do that, then, technically, a computer has reached the same spiritual level as many Catholics," she says.
    ...
    Okay, I agree that the notion of such a thing (computers being religious) is mildly interesting to consider.. but not for more than about 2 seconds.

    Actually, I think it's QUITE thought-provoking to suggest that a cluster of iMacs obviously mindlessly displaying prayers is no different from those young kids who recite prayers without understanding them.

    Not to be short-sighted or closed-minded, as I don't usually dismiss all of the future-cyber-robotic warfare movies, but at our current stage in AI development, moral structure for computers is another one of those "sounds interesting" (for 2 seconds) ideas.

    Again, I think such things are definitely worth thinking about for more than 2 seconds. A couple of decades ago, I'm sure most people thought modification of the human genome to create mutant superhumans was the realm of comic books (let alone sf novels).. And now we're already at that stage. One of the most dangerous things we can ever do is NOT to think about such things. That's what brings us all the harms of technologies. I think we should think of ALL the moral implications of technology LONG before they arrive.

  163. Better than SETI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All in all, I would rather burn CPU cycles on something positive like this than something so improbable as SETI.

  164. Re:My computer prays every night, and it says... by jbuhler · · Score: 1

    ... and let us say, RETURN.

  165. Douglas Adams strikes again... by spiral · · Score: 1

    Please tell me I'm not the only one thinking "electric monk" (or, in this case, iMonk).

    --
    Drinking will help us plan!
  166. Proof by contradiction by copito · · Score: 2

    It is impossible to disprove the proposition:
    The entire universe sprang into being an infitesimal amount of time ago by the will of an omnipotent God.

    Similarily there is no way to disprove the existence of God in general. There is simply no axiomatic or observational structure that can be trusted. The best one can do is to show that the observable world is completely consistent with scientific theories and therefore there are no mysteries which require explanation by supernatural forces. This is of course a daunting task, which requires a complete explanation of conciousness, among other things.

    In the end, as long as there is death there will be believers in God.
    --

    --
    "L'IT c'est moi!"
    1. Re:Proof by contradiction by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      It is impossible to disprove the proposition:
      The entire universe sprang into being an infitesimal amount of time ago by the will of an omnipotent God.
      Again I say: Can you prove that it is impossible, to disprove the proposition? Are you without logic?

    2. Re:Proof by contradiction by copito · · Score: 2

      All that I remember and observe is mediated by my conciousness. The only thing which I am willing to assume, in true Cartesian fashion, is the existence of that conciousness itself.

      The only way I can prove that the world didn't come into existance an instant ago is prove that I existed more than an instant ago. My conciousness, however, is an instantaneous process. I need to use my memory to construct such a proof.

      If I assume that my memory is valid, then I remember instances that my memory has been false. Therefore I can't trust my memory to be valid.

      Since my memory is not necessarily valid, and all my observations are suspect, I can't prove that I existed an instant ago. Therefore I can't prove that anything existed an instant ago.
      --

      --
      "L'IT c'est moi!"
    3. Re:Proof by contradiction by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

      Ahh hah. for once, something that makes sense. I mean that seriously.

  167. Do androids dream of electric sheep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they? Do we? Did Deckard? Was he a replicant? Will there ever be as cool a movie?

  168. ... but I should add... by The+OPTiCIAN · · Score: 1

    Having said that, there is some validity in the previous post's statement.

    Computer architectures are substantially better documented than the human mind, and there are probably better ways of getting things done on them than chanting prayers. That doesn't stpo people trying to program in Perl for Win32 though.

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    Believe with me, my saplings.
  169. Re:My computer prays every night, and it says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, in kernel as it is in user! - good Fortune to you

  170. Re:iMacs? by copito · · Score: 1

    "Spell my Name With an S" perhaps? (or whatever the name of that Asimov story was).
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    "L'IT c'est moi!"
  171. tell the losers who by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    picket abortion clinics, or the muslim losers who threaten Salmann Rushdie, and then we'll talk; I'm not going to kill anyone, as opposed to *them*.

  172. Re:pentagrams by djmab · · Score: 1

    This is off-topic but wasn't the pentagram used as an early Christian icon prior to it's pagan associations. I know there was a secret Greek society that celbrated the mathematical proportions of the pentagram, specifically the 2:1 "octave" ratios within the lines sub-segments...that group (pythagoreans? I think there was even a Donald Duck movie about this...) developed some important musical theories but then somewhere along the way I think the early Christians picked up the symbol for their own...
    Ironic how such familiar symbols of "paganism" (I use the term loosely) such as vampirism and the pentagram owe their origins (at least in part) to the distincly anti-pagan 1st century Christians.

    ...there's interesting mathematical symbolism contained within the five point star in any case.

    (...and computers are still evil.)

  173. You are all missing the point.... by Barcode · · Score: 3

    Praying is not just words. In fact, prayers don't have to be words. I am fairly religious, and a lot of the times when I pray, I don't say anything at all. Just acknowledge Gods presence. And, I fell, that God is not looking for words or meaning or insight, he's looking for effort. The hospital experiment worked because God saw that people cared about the patients, because they took the time to pray for him. Thus, when a computer say "words" it's not a prayer. Thats like having a computer text-to-speech program recite a play. He's not an actor, he's a recording. And recordings don't have effort, thus, in prayer, computers can't do it either, because they aren't making effort, they aren't thinking about it, and God knows it, and will take that into consideration.

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    "Lazyness is the first step towards efficiency." -Patrick Bennett
  174. Somewhere.... by GoRK · · Score: 1

    Somewhere I seem to remember an article that was about a neural net that read magazine articles every day and then asked a question to be answered by a human after each article. One day after it had accumulated a wealth of its virtual knowledge, the operator fed it an article on religion. The computer spit back a perplexing query. It was "If God does not exist, then why does Man have religion?" In many ways it was both shocking and frightening that a machine could formulate such a question.

    ~GoRK

  175. Stupid pseudo-philosophy by binarybits · · Score: 1

    You're obscuring the meaning of "reality." Reality is the set of all things that can be observed. If we will never be able to observe something--even in theory, then it does not exist.

    One need not prove that one exists, because this fact is axiomatic. By axiomatic, I mean that any attempt to refute it involves using it. Every statement you make assumes your own existence. To say "I don't exist" is a contradiction, because obviously you do exist or you would not have made that statement.

    You are also misusing the concept of "proof." When I say "prove X," I mean "show me the physical evidence that demonstrates the truth of X." Therefore you cannot by definition "prove" the validity of the process of proof.

    But the validity of the senses is axiomatic. Any attempt to argue that one cannot trust one's senses is self-contradictory, since all of our knowledge comes from our senses, and so without them, you know nothing and nothing you say can be trusted.

    To put this a different way: our "conscious world" is all that exists. The reason is that the burden of proof for the existence of other worlds rests on the person making the claim. If you believe that there is another reality independent of this one, the burden of proof is on you. If you can't come up with any evidence for it (and you can't) then we reject the claim out of hand, as unsubstantiated.

    So to demand that we prove the laws of physics in every imaginary world you dream up, is an error. You must first demonstrate that those worlds exist. Until then, the rational assumption is that this is the only reality there is.

    For example, I could just as easily say "prove to me there is no Santa Claus. You can't, since there are an infinite number of places to look and since he would have magical powers anyway and so could be eluding your search by flying off on his reindeer just before you got there. But that does not mean that I should take an agnostic position and agree that there is a good chance that Santa Claus exists. The burden of proof rests on him who makes a positive claim, not the person who disputes it. If I say "Santa Claus exists," the proper response is "prove it," and if no evidence is forthcoming, one should reject the claim.

  176. Sure, by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

    but what does it accomplish? For that matter what do people praying accomplish? I can only speak from my experience. Praying never accomplished anything other wasting time that could have been used productively. To me religion is like a computer running a program. The people with all their different religions are the computers, the religion is the program (I will go so far as to say the virus). The virus is spread to the computer sometime after it has been assembled and booted (born) by the computers(parents) at the factory. Peoples minds are infected with religion after they are born. Once the virus is implanted they can't help but follow it's instructions. I think the anti-virus that dissinfected me, was the freedom to think for myself given to me by my parents, I wasn't forced to go to church against my will the way nearly all of my Catholic freinds, classmates, and neighbor kids were by their parents. After all what's a virus's main function? Replicate.

  177. Re:iMacs? by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

    nope, nothin' to do w/ that either. I just simply chose to spell it temporalwisard. I also pronounce it with an "s" sound andnot a "z" sound as one would normally do with the word wizard.

  178. Re:pentagrams by Stormbringer · · Score: 2

    The pentagram goes back at least to Sumer IIRC. I don't have the reference handy, but you might find the relevant text wherever you find the Book of Shadows of the Riders of the Crystal Wind.

  179. Placebo Effect by Coward,+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting the placebo effect. If someone truly thinks that god is going to cure them, they have a better chance of being cured (just as someone who is given a sugarpill and told it's medicine has a better chance than someone who isn't). If someone thinks that god is going to help them get a job, they'll probably be more confident and will perform better in the job interview.

  180. I must leave. by temporalwisard · · Score: 1

    I've been arguing in here for a few hours now, and I think it's time I go check out other stuff on /. that's what I came here for in the first place not to argue god, and religion. My email is temporalwisard@hotmail.com, you can email me there to disscuss this further, also it's seems as though you have had some formal training in philosophy. I will be able to discuss this topic with you better after I get into my first philosophy class next semester.