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Having Fun with Y2K
CDS writes "Fade to Black comedy magazine has a hilarious story on the Y2K problem. Michael Page, the main man @ F2B, e-mails several companies asking if their products (such as Haagen-Dazs, Oil of Olay, and Elmer's Glue) are Y2K compliant. Funny Stuff. " I laughed. I cried. It was better then "Cats". Warning: Some of the material is offensive. To someone. I think.
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It's October 6th. Where's W2K? Over the horizon again, eh?
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
www.fadetoblack.com/y2k/
Fede
http://www.fadetoblack.com/y2k
The right link... I think.
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CmdrTaco needs to fix this. Otherwise it gets a 404!
I'm sorry. What I meant to say was 'please excuse me.'
what came out of my mouth was 'Move or I'll kill you!'
I remember reading the Lazlo Letters by Don Novello (aka Father Guido Sarducci) in the late 1970's, and later during when _Spy_ magazine was still in print.
It's a funny idea, writing mock letters of gratitude or complaint to various companies ("I got a crushed M&M") and political figures ("I'm pulling for ya!") and seeing who get's it or who falls for his line.
This is much the same thing...
That said, I enjoyed reading these letters as well.
And yes, some of these will be offensive to some people.
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"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
A paper up near Green Bay has a Y2k Reporter. A friends brother got the job, his responsibility is making up a new story to scare the public every 3 or 4 days. Spread the panic, I always say... Last week he wrote about an appliance repairman charging 100$ per house to make their household appliances Y2K compliant. Sweet Job.
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Check out the new case I built at the address above. Made out of a book, pretty cool.
-S
Scott Ruttencutter
We Apprentice Developers and Designers
It wasn't as funny as promised.. Ivory (the soap people) had the best reply by far...
Finally, you're concerns are valid about Y2K. It's my understanding that accordion players are particularly at risk when we hit the new millennium. I'd also watch out for the little monkey you dress up and force to dance when you play. It's my advice you seek shelter far, far away from your access to e-mail.
Other companies had little/no fun with the questions. I would have appreciated if Fade To Black focussed more on the Y2K question rather than making it an afterthought, though.
Eh, just my thoughts.
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What is surprising is not the goofy letters the fadetoblack guys came up with, it is how many of these odd-ball letters actually got responses.
Mike Eckardt meckardt@yahoo.spam.com
Anyone have a mirror?
DynDNS - Dynamic DNS. Source Code.
Dear Nike,
I'm growing more worried by the day about the catastrophy looming in our immediate future. I'm referring, of course, to Y2K.
I'm a functionally illiterate jock, as witnessed by my dictation (huh-huh, I said dictation), of this letter to my coach. So I'm quite concerned about whether or not I will still be able to play football in a few weeks.
You see, if I were not able to hang out with other naked guys and flex for the girls that I was planning to slip a mickey to I don't know what I would do all weekend.
Please make this problem go away.
Please.
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Very appropriate.
This Y2K hysteria is such a perfect example of the blind leading the blind! I've seen that the people who are most frightend by this hype are the one's who know the least about it... I, personally , sleep easy at night, being well aware of the copious hours of work being put in by software engineers to ensure a smooth transition. But you ask joe shmo on the street, and he'll tell you how he's hording supplies and turning his assets into gold bullion! I've had people ask me If I thought their cars were Y2K complient! Now come on! Since when does an automobile even CARE what day it is?! My own mother has even asked me if the Microwave oven was ready fo the new millenium.
;-)
This madness has got to stop! I blame the media for making foolish, un-informed speculations to a largely uneducated (as far as technology goes) crowd.
The only real thing we have to fear for Y2K are those spooky predictions by that Nostradamous character, now that's something to prepare for
--Alop
--alop
performed in portugese by an all-nude all-brazilian cast.
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Warning: Some of the material is offensive. To someone. I think."
Oh come now Hemos, something somewhere is always going to offend someone.
Dat's just da way it iz.
:-)
And how's this for irony: I go to the page, and here's what it says at the top: "[an error occurred while processing this directive]".
Early Y2K system problems me thinks? MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Charlie
-- .sig files go when they die?
Child: Mommy, where do
Mother: HELL! Straight to hell!
I've never been the same since.
Just like driving a car:
(D) to go forward
(R) to go backward
I wish he cut the comedy and just sent normal-sounding letters that asked about Y2K, so we'd actually see what these companies' reactions would be.
Get cooking!
xoxo,
Andy
...are Y2K compliant. They even say YKK on them. I think they even said that 10 years ago. Finally, an industry with foresight!
Tcl my Pico! There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
... The Next Generation.
I'm the grits boy, you cretin. Just who the hell are you?
Your "grits boy" account is fooling nobody.
This is rather comical. It is going to get really chaotic, and really ridiculous after y2k. I mean, consider the possibilities. 'McDonalds hamburgers weren't y2k compliant, now I have food poisoning' or, heh, my toilet paper wasn't y2k, it raped me :P
Beware those that are slashers, its gonna get ridiculous. It'll be funny, and something we can mock =)
These guys are hilarious. The writing style they did about how much they hate celebrities(such as Sinbad and Jenny Jones) is the best.
i'm trying to figure out what hemos found offensive.
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that case kicks ass!
I really should get off my duff and do "something" to (some of) my case(s).
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This guy was a witness of the 1992 Michelangelo Virus scare (so was i, btw). Everybody was running for cover and screaming for help. Then the day came, almost nothing happened, and everything got back to normal, nobody mentioning the embarrasment.
I think itll be the same here, to some extent. The doomsayers will be back in their caves, and everybody will keep their mouth shut about being wrong in the subject. What do you think?
"Now you can see that evil will triumph, because good is dumb!"
I'm gonna see if I can dig up a copy and play it for new year's. Maybe I can persuade some local radio stations to do the same.
Seriously tho. I believe these fearmongers should be held responsible if chaos breaks out. There's a fine line between the public just being stupid as usual, and the public not knowing much about technology.
If the public is coerced into being stupid, that's one thing, and it serves them right. "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." right?
But OTOH, it's realistic to assume that the common person might not understand what makes a system potentially Y2K vulnerable. Therefore I see no difference between the "experts" who predict doom, and the jerks who used to tease the retarded kids in school. In either case, it's taking advantage of the mentally incapable, and it's got to be illegal somehow. I say we rip these doom-sayers some new orifices.
I laughed. I cried. It was better then "Cats".
/. posting. Anyone remember?
What did this come from? I frequently say it, but I don't remember where I got it from. I was just kinda shocked to see it in a
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My dad once wrote a letter to General Mills about cheerios. He was reading the box, and he got to the part that said "if you are not satisfied with the performance of this general mills product, or if you have any comments or suggenstions, feel free to write us a letter ...bla bla bla"
So he wrote them a letter citing the text on the box, and stating that he bought a box of cheerios, but he wasn't satisfied by their performance. Infact he poured them out on the table, and they didn't do a damn thing.
The company wrote back saying that it brightened their day to get that letter, and they send him a coupon for a dicount on cheerios =:-)
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Play Six Pack Man. I
I do so madly want to make wild love to the Ivory Soap girl. She made my day.
OK, I got the perfect y2k prank, I just need some help to pull it off... real simple... crack into the computer that run your local power grid... at midnight y2k, shut down your local station. If everyone does this, we'll have massive blackout to celebrate y2k... now the fun part is you only leave 'em off for 5 minutes or so, then flip 'em back on. It'll be a riot (erm, literally probably).
YKK has a website. Apparently they also sell other types of fasteners.
(insert joke about being glad there isn't a YKK bug here)
The shareholder is always right.
I work for Helical Products Company, Inc., Manufacturer of flexible couplings, u-joints, and machined springs. what does this mean? We make little bendy things out of metal. That's it.
According to our receptionist and head of technology, we've feilded hundreds of questions as to whether our products are y2k compliant.
Some people just don't get it.
I don't know weather I should laugh or cry but it has been the law for over a year now that nobody can import any equipment that is not Y2K compliant.
:)
This is why Jamaica should stop electing so many lawyers to Parliament
--= Isn't it surprising how badly I spell ?
more URL's to save the main page,
click below
Bic Shavers
Crest Toothpaste
Elmers Glue
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream
Ivory soap
Kiwi Shoe Polish
Mr. Clean
Oil of Olay
Quaket State Motor Oil
Skippy peanut butter
Tropican OJ
Click away, they're humerous to say the least.
Dan. -- So what if it's spelt wrong, nobody's perfect
I hate Y2K. I had to certify a bunch of computers this past year. I hate Y2K.
On a more serious note, how do you handle time_t? I stopped using this and changed all my time variables to doubles. Hopefully, I will be retired before the next crisis.:-)
In one, he asks a stadium seating vendor whether he should go to his seat ass-first or crotch-first. The vendor says this is the most interesting question he has ever recieved...
Of course, it's much funnier if you read the whole thing...
There's a whole book of this type of letter from a chap by the name of Ted Nancy. The book is titled, appropriately enough, "Letters From a Nut" (ISBN 0-380-97354-5). As far as I know, it's only available on dead trees. The funniest thing about the book is that most of the companies take the letters absolutely seriously....
I've wrestled with reality for 35 years and I'm happy to say, I finally won out - Elwood P. Dowd
Anyway, in all this, I can be assured in one thing: I know that my coffee mug is Y2K-compliant!
Try posting this to www.deja.com or a newsgroup with more detail; due to the fact it is off topic here. Don't give up though; because Linux is a great OS. :-)
Doh! Oh well.
I just wanted to say that
I'm switching to Ivory soap the next time I take a shower! What a sport... Thanks for the best reply of all.
I actually read an article in Business Week about a gravel pit that had to certify its sand as y2k compliant!
Actually he meant "Rde $at 6.1" and not the kernel duh
Man I wish he asked the Trojan guys.. i can imagine a lot of scary things if those arent y2k compliant.
"I'm like an opening band for the sun" -Pearl Jam ; Yield ; Push Me , Pull Me
hehe. those are funny.. I'd never read that webpage before. But I laughed my ass off at those. I do believe my workmates thought I was having a fit. grin Thanks for that Made another boring nightshift technical support job slightly more entertaining. Beats idling on irc and reloading /. every 10 minutes anyway :P
Life is what you make of it.
This is hilarious. :-)
My favourites are the Ivory Soap and Oil of Olay ones.
How I wish I was working for Proctor and Gamble.
On the other hand, maybe there's a better way. Perhaps we might rest, for a precious few femtoseconds, and consider that there is more to prediction than pontification -- that testable, quantifiable hypotheses are the cornerstone of the age of enlightenment. Perhaps we should, therefore consider putting our credibility where our keyboards are.
NNAAHHH
Seastead this.
I just read somewhere (for the life of me I can't remember where) that Duck Head pants is the victim of a "smear campaign" that is spreading rumors that their pants are not Y2K compliant.
Their sense of humor is pretty strained on this whole thing, as they just got done vindicating themselves from a Duck-Head-Pants-Equals-Satanism scandal. The executive interviewed had a quote to the effect of "I don't know why this always happens to us. All I want to do is sell pants."
Ahh, if life were only so simple...
I'm so looking forward to August when all the survivalists start to sell off all their extra supplies. I'll never have to buy camping gear again.
I know alot of you were worried that Hotnutz wouldn't make the big switch to Y2K, well this seems as good an opportunity as any to let you know we're looking good:
Y2K Press Release
Hotnutz.com
Oh come on, I can't be the only one who thinks this deserves to be moderated up, not down...
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"HORSE."
"HORSE."
-Flaming Carrot
Damn, I was wondering when somebody would take the Jerky Boys approach to email. I loved the results, especially the one concerning Ivory Soap. I'd be rather disappointed, however, if this was the first case of this happening.
Anybody know of any other features along these lines out there? These guys can't be the only people with time on their hands...
-W-
Is it all journey, or is there landfall?
--Ellison & van Vogt, 'The Human Operators'
as funny as this is... I laughed my head off reading some of these... it's actually quite interesting to see the responses of companies through email.
Some of the companies had a personal email send right back.. obviously no matter how outlandish the initial mail... and some (Haagan-Dazs.com) just send back an auto-response type email.
It's one thing to "get on the web" but using the internet to improve your company, your PR, and your customer service is something completely different.
in all non seriousness though... quite halarious... I enjoyed these
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Newsgroup for RedHat Linux installation: http://www.deja.com/group/linux.redhat.install/
Beginners guide for installing Linux: http://www.linux.ie/beginners-linux-guide/
Remember, not everyone will be helpful if you post in a wrong area, like you did here :-) Try to find a relevant site and be sure you first read what's already there since no one likes duplicate postings or being asked a question that's already been answered. I'm jealous of your machine... what a piece of hardware! Did you build it yourself? If so this will help you since you will need a lot of information on your machine once you actually get into setting up Linux. If you didn't build the machine, write down everything you can about what's inside it before you start installing. You don't have any fancy setup to do this for you like Windows does. For an idea of what you need to know, see section 2.1.5 of Linux Installation and Getting Started. When I first installed Linux, I put it on a machine I had built myself and had a second machine next to it constantly logged onto the web for finding information. My "fun" started when the setup couldn't find my SCSI CD/ROM, so I bypassed the situation by plugging an old CD/ROM into a free IDE port and got started. The only other major hang-up after that involved the wrong video card being identified during setup, and my monitor got very hot and made an unwelcome whining noise that sounded like oncoming death (which made me glad it was an older monitor whose loss would be bearable)... fixing this required changing settings on the X-server.
Regarding the posts here on the "6.1" thing, here's a little sidenote. Linux distributors (such as RedHat) have their own numbering system that is best thought of as unrelated to the underlying Linux kernel. You may have RedHat 6.1, TurboLinux 3.6, and Slackware Linux 4.0 all out at the same time using the same Linux kernel, which is version 2.2. The second number indicates whether you have a "stable" or "development" version: if that number is even, it is stable. Thus Linux 2.2 is a stable version, while 2.3 is the current development (unstable) version. While you can download and install 2.3 and think you are getting a "newer" version, don't! Wait until you are way beyond the newbie stage to wander there.
Not that I want to push anyone's products here, but if you are planning to stick with it and get into Linux, you might consider getting a copy of Running Linux. I didn't buy it until I had Linux up and running - reading the first few chapters before I attempted an install would have been helpful, and it is great to have around afterwards to learn from. In the mean time, have fun and hang in there during the installation!
it should be... Newsgroup for RedHat Linux installation: http://www.deja.com/group/linux.redhat.install
KY Jelly is not Y2K compliant. A new product will be launched for the millennium - Y2KY Jelly - which allows you four digits in your date instead of two.
Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her dark eyes.
She's just dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings.
This guy is obviously wacked. The one from proctor and gamble had me rolling.
"our receptionist and head of technology"
It's always good to see a company that takes its technology issues seriously.
The world has changed and we all have become metal men.
Dear Y2K Coordinator:
Thank you for your inquiry concerning our 'Year 2000'
readiness and what impact it may have on your business
continuity.
As executive manager of all information technology
at a Fortune 100 firm in charge of 1500 data processing
professionals, I was completely unaware of this potential
software 'bug'. Now that you mention it, there may be a few
mission critical business database programs on our IBM 360
that could very well be century-date sensitive. As the thing
has been running a drum memory based database flawlessly for
the past 35 years, save for routing maintenance, we felt no
need to upgrade to whatever the latest passing data processing
fads were at the time.
Please be assured that I will dispatch a junior programmer
to look into this situation immediately and recommend any
corrective actions that need to be taken to ensure that our
25,000 workstation system will continue to provide the high
quality of service that you have come to expect from ***.
Sincerely
Chuck
From the 14th hole
Greenstate Golf club
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
that's rich, however they aren't *neccessarily* the same people
This has offended me! I gonna sic the PETA on these guys! Gorillas in diapers? and that wasn't even the worst! think of the torture that dog went through! wasn't let out for a whole day! had to eat oil of olay just to stay alive! and then he was made so aggressive that even eyecontact made him jump! this is what gives pittbulls a bad name! stop this abuse of animals immediately!
//rdj
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
--Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
FUCK YOU! This was funny... WTF is the problem with all the moderators? Read the fucking MODERATOR GUIDELINES before you go moderating down people's posts you idiots. God damn you are stupid.
Wow, this is really one of the funnest things I have ever read. The concept is so stupid but companies reply. Too bad I cannot read the whole thing- I am in a lab and people are looking at me funnny because of my laughter.
man, I have to read these later
I got to the crest story and decided that I had better stop or my coworkers might think I'm having an epileptic fit spitting up my coffee.
It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
Back off you big phoney baloney Grits-Boy-Wanna-Be, I am the grits boy, in fact I've got a big mushy load of them in my slacks as I type. Now listen up Mr. GB imposter, this internet isn't big enough for the both of us ... it's you or me cowboy.
There is a new grits-slinger in town and his name is Grits Boy. Don't be fooled by the imposters.
Be sure to visit my new website www.grits_for_humanity.com. You can donate grits to help save humanity.
Although my company does need to be Y2K complacent, um...compliant, and although we do have equipment and systems that are date sensitive (the worst thing that can happen is that we don't invoice our customers...oh the horror), we still get some really dumb questions.
Like the customer who wants to know how we'll communicate with them in the event of an interruption in phone and other communications services. Although that's a serious issue, we're a printing company!! We're hardly responsible for the phone lines.
Although I won't do this because I'd get in trouble and we'd lose a customer, I'm tempted to tell this particular customer that one of our guys happens to own horses. If communication systems go out, he's volunteered to ride to their offices and pickup and deliver jobs.
Reminds me of my short stint in radio. Our transmitter went down once. Got a bunch of calls from "listeners" who wanted to know why we didn't go on the air with an explanation.
Consigned to flames of woe.
Y2K has been blown out of proportion by geeks such as myself (and probably you, too) who wanted more toys, more attention, more respect, chicks and we saw this as a way to get it.
Sure, there are real Y2K issues but you're don't have to worry about your bank account, planes falling out of the sky or milk being stamped with an expiration date of February 14, 1900.
It just ain't going to happen.
The Y2K Situation...
It ain't a bug.
Even in the 1960s and 1970s when the programs were written, everyone in the industry with half a brain knew that there would be problems as the millennium came if the code was not changed.
Programmers and management just didn't care because disk space and computer memory was very expensive and no one anticipated that the programs would last 10, 20 or even 30 years in some cases.
That we have a Y2K problem is a testament to how rock-solid computers were built then and how good the early programmers were. Most people upgrade their desktop computer every three years and their software every one or two. These mainframes have been running basically the same hardware and software since Nixon was in office and Godfather was on the big screen.
Don't you think that the folks who wrote such reliable software have the skills to update their applications to support four-digit numbers? I do.
(I'm currently administrating a mainframe that was bought by my company before I was even born.)
The Y2K Panic...
The computer geek stereotype isn't totally inaccurate.
Those of us in information systems don't get much attention in a business environment. Corporately-speaking, we are often under- funded and over-worked.
Part of that is our own fault because when computer geeks rise to management they are as shy at the boardroom table as they were at the school dance. The other part of the problem is that it's not easy to understand what it is we do. It's easy to understand a fleet of trucks or a building. Not many people can grasp bytes, mHz and that millions of electrons are traveling close to the speed of light through sand just to store data on fancy rust (no kidding).
When the information system manager tried to get money and time out of upper-management in the mid-1990's to fix the Y2K issues, management didn't get it. It was seen as an issue that could wait and was a lot less important than getting onto the internet or buying some new trucks. Besides, it was going to be expensive and would show no return on investment. It was just dull maintenance.
How can you put a positive spin on that for the shareholders?
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I'm not making this up. Carol was my former boss...
> Date: Thu, 19 Feb 1998 17:09:13 -0500
> From: Carol Carpenter
> To: Matt Steinhoff
> Subject: Re: Outstanding Issues
>
> At 05:03 PM 2/19/98 -0500, you wrote:
> > Which reminds me, we are schedueled for a Brite Year 2000
> > software upgrade sometime this quarter.
>
> Year 2000 upgrade, in 1998? I don't get.
>
> Carol
)
So what's a geek to do? We know that if the Y2K issues aren't addressed, heads are going to roll and it won't be the heads of the people who wouldn't release the purse strings, it'll be us.
It's at this point that we start concocting disaster scenarios. Planes will fall out of the sky. Banks will lose your money. The stock market will crash. Life as we know it will cease to exist.
Management started to take notice. Geeks were getting budgets that would allow the problems to be fixed.
Then world dynamics changed thanks the to internet. Geeks who couldn't get chicks in high school were escorting supermodels to the Oscars and making billions of dollar. And my grandmother got a computer for Christmas.
And the Y2K problem snowballed because the Unwashed Masses thought they knew something about computers. Computers were on the brain and us geeks milked it for all that it was worth.
Folks started throwing money at us and we gained respect thanks to Y2K and the boost Y2K got from the internet rush.
We became addicted to the fame and fortune. We kept cranking out horror stories. The telecommuniation system will shut down. The power grid will shut down. Nuclear weapons will launch all on their own.
Pop culture then began to endorse the Y2K end-of-the-world panic and the snowball got even bigger.
Cottage industries started to spring up. Do you have your three-month supply of food and generator? Advertising agencies start to use the Y2K hook (see Nike).
It's at this point we geeks begin to see what we started and wanted to put the cat back in the bag. We tell folks that it's not a big deal, that most systems are already fixed or close to being fixed. We let folks know about the safeguards we have in effect. We remind people that everything is backed-up to several places including good old fashioned paper.
Worst case, we tell you, it may take a few days or weeks to find all the glitches that we missed come January 1. Minor stuff. Nothing to freak out about.
But, of course, it's too late. Folks have already started hoarding their bread. Radio talk show hosts are already whipping the Unwashed Masses into a frenzy.
And you know what the irony of this entire situation is?
It could have been prevented. If Joy had just gone to Prom with me instead of that low-life football player, I would have more self-esteem and would not have incited a world-wide, society-ending panic.
Conclusion...
Don't worry. We've got the situation under control.
Y2K Side note...
To the folks who think that buying gold is a good idea in order to ride-out the financial turmoil of the next few years, get real.
Why is gold valuable?
- people like it for jewelry, a luxury item
- it's the conductive metal used in most computers and other high-tech electrical stuff
What do you suppose will happen if society as we know it ends, the power grid fails and there is a nuclear holocaust?
I'll give you a hint. Gold will be devalued.
Who is going to be wearing gold when they have to raise their own food and struggle for the most basic of human needs? And if computers caused the near-extinction of mankind, do you think there will be much cause for the highly-conductive metal?
If you want to have a negotiable substance after the apocalypse, start stock-piling gasoline. Folks will still need to get around, power their generators and harvest their crops.
InitZero
After Holloween a bunch of co-workers and I were sitting around the lunch table. I happened to bring some left over candy that the kids didn't take the night before. One of the guys picked up a milkyway bar and noticed the words "MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS" clearly written on the label. Directly below was the phone number. He called. They informed him that this is a warning specifically to people who are allergic to peanuts. The machine used to make Milkyway is also used to produce another product (which the company would not mention - snickers I assume) that contains peanuts. While they (mars?) clean the machine thoroughly after every use, they were afraid of trace residues causing trouble for someone with an exteeme alergy --> hence the warning. They sent him a book of free coupons... It was a good chuckle for us, it was a good chuckle for them...
You say you want a revolution?
Just before Thanksgiving, I was at the grocery store in the canned foods section. They had these manual can openers on display with a big sign with red letters that asked "Have you taken steps to protect your family from the Y2K virus?" Yes! They called it a virus!
Growing up in the 1940's, my father decided to put on a puppet show. All of the programs at the time had a sponsor, so he wrote to Kellog asking if Rice Crispies would sponsor his puppet show.
/. effect for good rather than evil. If you're frustrated by the failure to fully frost the brown sugar pop-tarts, and normally buy Kellog instead of generic due to the mor thorough frosting, let them know :) [please, no wannabes, and they're not going to GPL poptarts, so don't ask :)]
.Dr. Kellog produced his corn flakes for the same reason that Dr. Grahm introduced his cracker. These folks were of the Malthusian bent, and were opposed to sex *within* marriage. Both of these products were meant to suppress the sexual appetite. While history has kept this information, it does not record Mrs. Grahm's and Mrs. Kellog's feelings on the matter . . .
They not only told him yes, they sent him a case of empty boxes to use (and probably had a good chuckle).
Several months ago, when I actually had a few minutes (/. slow that morning?), i found the Kellog's site, and sent a complaint that the brown sugar pop-tarts were consistently underfrosted. They sent a message back with an 800 number and a reference code, asking me to call, but I still haven't had a chance.
Harness the
Hmm, while I'm on Kellogs . . .
:)
This is a real fun one to bring up when we hit that unit in my econ classes . . .
"WE WILL ALL GATHER ROUND AND LOOK AT THE TEENAGE GIRLS WHILE WE.... Y'KNOW. Y'KNOW. NUDGE NUDGE, NUDGE NUDGE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
Wouldn't it just be easier to buy some magazine and "nudge, nudge, nudge, know what I mean" off instead of all that date-rape-statue-petrified stuff?
My guess is that you have complex milling machinery which is driven by computers, and that your customers are actually wondering if your manufacturing, invendory and billing processes are going to work in the new year. If they don't get the right answer they sending all their orders to a new supplier.
If you look at it in that light, then is isn't so funny is it.
Rich Mackin of Boston is da Main Man when it comes to thoughtful and side-splittingly humorous harrassment of corporations. Most of his work is in 'zine format, but I did find this tidbit on the web. Hopefully more will be posted soon.
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It's sad to see that supposedly intelligent people don't know the difference between the connective "than" and the adverb "then".
(I'm sorry, but I had to say it. If it makes me a pedantic ass, so be it.)
To the editors: your English is as bad as your Perl. Please go back to grade school.
No, that's not an IIS generated error, sorry! I believe that's Apache + CGI. Bummer, huh?
It is offensive to those of us who aren't 9 years old anymore because it was a waste of time.
This company supplying cordless phones had to recall them all back beacuse they didnt have y2k compliance on the batteries... are batterys now coming with date chips?!
What stupid fucking grits sucking asshole.
Say something funnier next time. Fuckwit.
.. of this call I made to my local bank. They sent me cheques with "19___" in the date area. As a form of protest, and to poke fun at them, I called them up to complain of "non-y2k compliant cheques."
:-)
The funniest bit is when I complain, "but what if I write a check in the year 2000, it will say it's written in 1900!" The lady on staff does not at all contradict me -- she even checks with her boss! It's funny as hell. I'll have to figure out how to get it off of my dictaphone (r), and presented in mp3 format on my webpage some day
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Internet Explorer (n): Another bug -- that is, a feature that can't be turned off -- in Windows.
You'll notice a trend in that the letters that got a good response were those that didn't include the rather tasteless genital references. The cleaner ones I thought were rather amusing, but some of those other ones were bordering on stupid/annoying, and I imagine that's why none of those got much of a response.
A little confused? Sure. Flamebait? No way.
I'm glad this one turned up on my meta moderation. It's been getting silly recently, what gets moderated up and what down.
Maybe we could go back to having editors doing a big chunk of the moderation for a while to try and improve the quality, then allocate moderator points in proportion to RECENT karma?
Greg
Greg
(Inside a nuclear plant)
Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!
No kidding! this is the "it's humor...laugh" department, right? I thought this post was hilarious!
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