Slashdot Mirror


Zhirinovsky to "Send Viruses to the West"

In another of many terribly funny quotes from Russian ultra-nationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky, he's stated that Russians don't drink anymore, and they are poaching money from the West. This is almost as funny as The Onion's parody of Patrick Buchanan, who's said some funny things himself. Perhaps we can get those two together somehow. *grin*

177 comments

  1. paranoia? by Ater · · Score: 2

    In contrast to 99.9% of posts here, I actually seem to think that everybody here is getting into an uproar. First of all, there is a ridiculous amount of western ethnocentrism (or whatever that word is) here. "He's obviously a dangerous psychopath because he doesnt agree with our beliefs, and we're always correct." All right, I'll concede that he is somewhat of an unstable radical, but let's not forget how many such radicals we have here at home: Buchanan, the whole religious Right, etc...

    And I think these Hitler analogies are exagerrated. Zhirinovsky is in no way the capable policitican that Hitler was, nor does he really have an established, well-oiled propaganda machine that Hitler did. According the article, he has a fairly well running party and hes done some stuff in legislature, but I've seen this guy before. He's been around for a long time, and despite getting lots of attention through his extremist sayings (which is all he really seems to do: spout extreme quotes in order to get attention from the media). Hell, excite.com took the bait, as this article is worthless in itself, being solely a showcase for a few anti-west Zhirinovsky quotes. I'm not doubting the man's motives or agenda, I'm just saying he lacks the saavy to get them done. Look at our own nation's extremists, like Buchanan. He gets loads of press, but he's tried umpteen times to run for president and he's not even coming close. I realize that Russia is not the U.S. by any standards, but I'm sure their citizens have the same sense to keep him from getting in a position where he could pose a threat.

    I know I'm gonna get blasted for this, but Zhirinovsky is like your typicial /. troll: he spouts off extremist dogma to generate controversy because he can't do anything on his own merit, just raise your threshold and ignore him and he wont bother you.

  2. we need.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?

  3. Re:Western?! by Savage+Henry+Matisse · · Score: 2
    I'm sorry if my post was unclear. Although I cannot speak for Ben, I know that my opinions have nothing to do with Big Z. being (or not being) a Communist. The salient point that both Ben and I were driving at was the Z. is making very real threats against the geo-political sector (i.e. pretty much the entire Western Hemisphere, esp. the USA) in which we live, in much the same was as Hitler did (witness Mein Kampf, as well as basically any speech he gave between leaving prison and committing suicide.)

    Neither Ben nor I ever claimed that we don't live in the most violent and wonderful nation on earth. I never claimed that the electric chair was the best seat in the house. I never beat my slaves.

    Also, at the threat of sounding like I'm issuing a flame of some sort, 1) National Socialism, by its very nature, was Socialism, so it wasn't exactly super-capitalism by any streatch. 2) I wasn't even alive for any u-boat attacks on the eastern seaboard, plus these were relatively few, and I've yet to meet a living American who is very bitter about them. 3) this isn't about citizens of the former Societ Union being bad or evil or pinkos-- this is about one lone, crazy guy who's rousing more rabble than the Klan.

    Someone moderate me down, I'm writing mad and raving offtopic.

    --
    Much Love,
    "S"HM
    *****
    (I refuse to spellcheck out of contempt for your belief system)
  4. Re:Who controls the money supply in Russia? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 3
    Sorry, submitted it before without editing

    And it looks to me like something similar is happening in Russia. *Something* is causing people there to barter, whether it's a black market (which would imply those trade restrictions again), a government reduction in the money supply (trying to fight inflation, perhaps?) or simply the chain reaction of people pulling their money out of the country to avoid what they see as a financially dangerous situation.

    While I am not up to date with the current development, I know how it started because I was there. I may omit or distort some details in this description, so I welcome other Russians (no American poltitcians and journalists, pls.) to correct me where I am wrong.

    USSR economy originally was handled by the government. Government handled prices and planning of distribution of products, so while money and contracts existed and worked, government had power to determine possible relationships between "companies", import/export, prices, salaries, etc. Some things intentionally operated at loss, getting funds directly from the government.

    When reforms started, originally the ownership wasn't changed, however some "companies" were switched to more money-based model -- they had to keep more of their profits, had more choice in prices, salaries and their relationships with others even though the "owner" remained the same -- government. In a lot of cases it worked, however old low prices became impossible to maintain -- "companies" became disinterested in keeping prices low enough to let the rest of the economy, still entirely sponsored by the government, coexist with them. At the same time government started encouraging the creation of small businesses that were privately owned and had nothing to do with government except paying (high) taxes. Of course, those businesses were interested in increasing prices, however since most of them had to buy raw materials and equipment from "companies" owned by government, they still benefitted from arftificially limited prices that were in use there.

    After some time prices became split -- everything under strict control of the government tried to keep their prices low, everything else tried to keep them upper to reflect production cost, supply and demand. While unrestricted prices were growing, government had to increase their prices and funds allocated for government-sponsored production, education, research, health care and defense. Inflation started, however with no mechanism that balances government-handled part of economy in the presence of [semi-]independent and private parts of the economy, spending started to increase fast, pulling the inflation upper. To make things worse, salaries of people still working for the government (what was a majority of the economy) became significantly lower than employees of private companies, so large number of well-educated people left government-handled industry.

    Government started industry "privatization" campaign in attempt to create a kind of balance in the economy that does not require government to constantly adjust things (what it was clearly incapable of), however "privatization" quickly turned into looting -- former managers and government bureaucrats became "owners" and "shareholders" of what they previously managed, and with their personal wealth increased by many orders of magnitude they didn't become interested in any kind of useful economic activity. The rest of population got nothing.

    With still unbalanced economy, disinterested and incapable managers and businesses owners, choking government-sponsored education and health care, inflation continued to grow. Businesses started to switch to banking, trade, import-export from their original activities. Underfunded government became a victim of widespread corruption -- it became less profitable and safe to operate a legitimate business than to bribe bureaucrats to accept some bogus contract, make something worthless or near to worthless, get money, then use them to bribe more bureaucrats. Organized crime expanded, stability decreased even less, and businessmen started looking for means to secure their money. Since investment became unsafe in this kind of conditions, they had to convert money into stable currency and leave Russia, continuing to operate their still profitable businesses in Russia from abroad.

    This caused more instability, less production and further deterioration of everything that remained in the hands of the government. In addition to inflation money became unreliable simply because the production decreased below the demand.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  5. Re:Western?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it was the US that pushed the idea that Democracy and capitalism will instantly solve all the problems.

    The Russians shouldn't have fell for it though, what the sould have done is a slow transition.

  6. Re:SNL ripping off the Onion by robwicks · · Score: 1

    That was the same thing that I noticed. I find that none of the ensemble comedy shows are much good, but MadTV has had more bright moments than SNL recently.

    --

    Logic ... merely enables one to be wrong with authority. -- Doctor Who

  7. Man on the Moon by Stephen+Chadfield · · Score: 1

    "nothing practical"

    Few people could sensibly argue that mans journey to the moon was not one of mankind's most extraordinary achievments.

    I was glued to my Grandma's old TV throughout. I will never forget it.

    You say that it was a waste of money? I suppose all the money Leonardo da Vinci spent on paint was a waste too. If only he done something practical with it - like a spot of decorating.

    1. Re:Man on the Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was glued to my Grandma's old TV throughout. I will never forget it.
      Of course YOU did, but no one in Russia cared much about it. I don't believe that we even made any attempts to land on the moon (allthough, we obviously could because the technology was there). We simply did not believe that there was anything practical in that achievement - you landed on the Moon, gathered a bunch of rocks and that was the end of the Apollo program. If it had been such an important thing for science and space exploration, we would still see manned missions to Moon (and maybe nearby planets?) today. The problem is that space settelements are still decades (if not centuries) away from becoming a reality and there is no need for such missions TODAY.

  8. Re:Guys, relax! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How should I put this...

    There is no chance the ship will sink.
    There is no chance the germany-austro hungarian alliance will attack serbia (WWI)
    There is no chance dynamite will be used by the millitary
    There is no chance that the police will hurt me
    There is no chance that I will get into a car accedent, I have only had a few beer

    There have been lots of "no chance" situations and every once in a while they do become true.

    I have no idea why you would support someone who is so two faced, how can you trust some one like that? Wont he just sell out to the highest bidder?

  9. Re:Jesus will smite the devil children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Jesus comes to destoy the Jews he can start by commiting suicide.

  10. no AIDS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  11. Re:Trouble (alaska) by drenehtsral · · Score: 1

    I remember a couple years ago he was running around blue in the face shouting about wanting to annex alaska. I think he's just a loonie, but then when you look at the kind of dingbats that the people will vote into office (Sunny Bono, Ronald Reagan, [insert your favorite brain dead pretty boy politician here], ...) you never know.
    My feeling is that if he gets elected he'll not actually get any of this stuff done, but it's probably a good idea to keep an eye on him anyway.

    --

    ---
    Play Six Pack Man. I
  12. Russians not drinking by jormurgandr · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and they dont need to crap anymore either, because they have a wonderful invention which allows them to recycle their waste...
    =======
    There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.

  13. From Russia With Llllloooooovvvvveeee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will make two points. 1. Correct me if I am wrong, but no country beats the former Soviet Union as the record holder in killing its own residents. 2. I predict the re-unification of the former Soviet block countries back into the Soviet Union.

    1. Re:From Russia With Llllloooooovvvvveeee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >but no country beats the former Soviet
      >Union as the record holder in killing
      >its own residents.

      Get yourself a map, Look South East of the the former USSR, hmm what's that, a (still) active communist or rather fascist country called China that still practices political/religious genocide.

  14. Act of war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Anybody remember an article here on /. of the military considering attacks on the computers as an Act of War

    and an open threat against a country with nuclear arms(india)?

    this guy need to be watched, closley. he could change the world.

    .sig

    "Do or Do Not, there is no try" fozzy.err..Yoda Jedi Muppet..er..master

  15. votes in last election by Overluk · · Score: 2

    This guy had a huge amount of votes in the previous pseudo-election they had. This is not a joke! When I asked some of my friends that live there why the heck they voted for this looney -- their answer was, and I quote: "Because when he gets a lot of votes, the other russians will get scared of the possibility of him being the next president, and won't vote for him in the future." I lived the first half of my life in Russia, so I should be pretty versed in how they think. But there's no way I will ever understand the rationale behind their actions (probably cause there isn't any) in respect to voting for this clown.

  16. We sent them help? by tilly · · Score: 4

    They don't see it.

    The help we sent got swallowed up in the general corruption. Despite our claims of sending help the average Russian peasant has never seen it so bad.

    Let me give one example.

    Around 40% of Russian male prisoners have drug-resistant TB. Given the size of the prison system and the huge turnover, Russia is turning into the epicenter of an epidemic.

    Here in the US we can usually treat drug-resistant TB, even if it does cost thousands/person. In Russia? Not a chance. They get a shipment of drugs, throw it at the prisoners, run out and thereby produce perfect conditions to breed resistant diseases.

    The US has forgotten TB, "consumption" is a quaint word that most people don't really recognize.

    Well until the 40's it was the leading cause of death in the US. It is back in Russia, with a vengeance. Over the next 5-10 years a significant fraction of Russia will experience that endless cough, and watch their bodies slowly waste away as they are "consumed" by a disease that Western medicine is going to be helpless to prevent.

    Don't be too complacent - it is coming here as well and public health officials don't have a clue how to handle it. The death rate has been rising since the 80's. Unless we have a miracle, we will experience what happens when diseases evolve past our ability to treat them. Welcome back to seeing your once young and healthy friend Johnny die for no greater crime than encountering "bad air".

    Today this plague is theoretical in the West. But not in Russia. Russia once boasted universal health care. It was not great, but it was available, and people trusted it. No longer. The free market (and corruption, but people hear the words free market) changed all that.

    Take a second look at Russia. The social chaos. The poverty. The diseases. The crime. The drugs.

    They blame it all on the West.

    Sure, the West claims to have sent money. What money? They never saw the money. They saw lots of other things come from the West though. Bite the hand that fed them you say? Many of them would see it as justifiable self-defence!

    Regards,
    Ben

    --
    My usual seat in the cluetrain is at A HREF="http://pub4.ezboard.com/biwethey.ht
    1. Re:We sent them help? by Larry+L · · Score: 1

      Yes we did. IIRC it was in the sum of billions in "loans" (which we pretty much expect not to see returned).
      Oh and by the way, that's only the US officially. We're not even talking about the IMF, basically a US funded organization.
      We've also helped in other ways like giving them economic advice.

      They're not seeing it because we can't feed all of em. Even if we wanted to, we're not powerful enough to bring their quality of life up to par. We can't even do that with our own homeless.

      But the point is that we've helped. Without it, they'd probably be in a worse situation.

      The medical issue is an outgrowth of their poverty; I dont see how that's relevent except to show that the majority of americans are unaware of these problems. The majority doesn't haveta be aware... let them be ignorant. Even if they were aware, i suspect it wouldn't increase the help we're giving them signifigantly.

      Sure, they can blame the west for their problems, but they would be doing so out of ignorance. Sure they lost a lot of money in the cold war, but their govenment was going down in mismanagement anyways. They never had it good to start with.

      Back to my point, his ignorance is what we haveta be afraid of.

  17. Remember.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .. they spent years where if they voiced an opinion for someone, and that person lost favor, there was a real chance they would be shot.

    so you can see why you would vote for a guy just because you thought everybody else was...

  18. from russia, with love by kerouac · · Score: 2

    Leave it to me to want to be serious about this...

    Wow-

    It sure seems like the US has pissed off every other 'Great Power'.

    Again.

    It makes me nervous enough that my (US) government
    seems oblivious to a large percent of it's population, but when the powers that be show a
    similar disregard towards this many countries, I get the shivers.

    When these many people want to use the US as fuel
    for thier religious/sectional/economic/political/personal vehicle, you have to stop and wonder what we have done to become a magnet for unified hatred.

    Like a lot of others reading this (from whatever country) , I was in the service, and still feel a patriotism-of-sorts for a country that I saw from a younger man's perspective.

    However, I'm starting to get embarassed, maybe even ashamed of my governments more than occasional arrogance towards the rest of the world.

    1. Re:from russia, with love by decomp · · Score: 1
      For a while I've felt that it would be useful for me/somebody to make a web site outlining the reasons that people might have for hating the U.S.. Not to condone/criticize these views, but simply to list them (and then have discussion forums for people to back and forth about them). Why? Well, lots of people around the world do hate the U.S., and until U.S. citizens (and politicians!) understand the reasons for this, a lot of what happens in the world isn't going to make sense to them. Every time I read a Tom Clancy novel, the desire to make such a web site becomes almost overpowering. Maybe such a web site exists already. Let us know if it does. Again, the purpose of such a site would be to improve communication and understanding among global citizens. Naïve? Probably.


      ______________________(
      // ///#\)

  19. Off Topic: Re:The scary part... by Amphigory · · Score: 1
    I'm not aware of anyone who has claimed that AIDS only affects homosexuals or the immoral. Can you please site a specific instance of a "right-wing" person who has?

    On the other hand, I'm sure many "right wing people" have pointed out that ignoring traditional moral values increase your odds of getting AIDS dramatically. And it does: the only way I know of to catch aids within tradition morality on the part of all parties is blood transfer in a medical context. (There may be a few exceptions to this, but they are very few). Last I looked, that was less than 1% of all AIDS cases.

    The question I use to evaluate statements is not "does this conflict with (a vision of) society", but simply "is this true?" You seem to me to be in the redoubtable position of objecting to people telling the unimbellished, scientific truth because it conflicts with your prejudices or offends you. Usually, this is something that "right-wing people" are accused of.

    Your characterization of "right-wing people" is false -- not that I'm a right-winger. I just know a lot of right-wingers and think that you should limit your criticisms to true ones. There are certainly plenty of valid criticisms out there.

    --
    -- Slashdot sucks.
    1. Re:Off Topic: Re:The scary part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you please site a specific instance of a "right-wing" person who has?

      You may find something alluding to that HERE(www.godhatesfags.com). Disclaimer-I didn't look through the site for very long because of the goons monitoring my company policy, not to mention my distaste for this guy and his hatred. Of course any person with a reasonable amount (>baboon) of iontelligence will dismiss it as the fundamentalist ravings of a lunatic, but you'd be surprised how many people feel this way. Members of my own family, who have said they sould disown me if I married interracially, who think that homos are going to roast in hell, etc. You can tell people like that this stuff and they soak it up, because existing prejudices make it easier.

    2. Re:Off Topic: Re:The scary part... by mlc · · Score: 1
      I'm not characterizing all right-wing people by any means. My apologies if I gave that impresion. There are people (e.g., some of the Republican party) with views that I disagree with but are nonetheless consistant with facts and realtiy. I'm characterizing "right-wing wackos" (and there are left-wing wackos -- some would argue that I am one -- but I'm not talking about them right now).

      And the person who the article's about said that no russians get AIDS. If that's not a good enough example of what you're looking for, I don't know what is.

    3. Re:Off Topic: Re:The scary part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should take a little more time to think before you post your hipocritical crap.

      First off, just because someone posts a link to a site does not mean that that site supports them. Any site can link to any other, and there is not any way to stop this. Netscape is not in any way a representitive of either one of those orgainizations. Secondly, christain religion does not say anything about gay bashing. The bible says that it is not right, but nothing about brutality against those who commit it. In fact christain religion preaches tolerece, not violence. What you are saying is the equilivent of you are a murderer because you are a athiest. Finally, right wing does not imply wacko. There are extreamests on both sides of the political spectrum, and using pat bucaanon as a typical right winger is like using stalin as a typical left winger. If more people would take a civics or political course at univeristy then the world would not have these minsconsetpions (on both sides)

    4. Re:Off Topic: Re:The scary part... by sammy+baby · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, I'm sure many "right wing people" have pointed out that ignoring traditional moral values increase your odds of getting AIDS dramatically. And it does: the only way I know of to catch aids within tradition morality on the part of all parties is blood transfer in a medical context.

      I don't want to get too far off on this tangent (moderators, this thread has gotten to be somewhat off topic), but I have to take issue with your defense of the theory that ignoring "traditional moral values" causes AIDS. The implication, intended or not, is that being immoral is the cause of AIDS. This is simply not the case: I have never heard of anyone contracting HIV by robbing little old ladies, cussing, or bearing false witness against his neighbor.

      You claim that the respondent was objecting to "unimbellished, scientific truth," but I have yet to see a scientific proclimation on the relative safety of moral vs. immoral behavior. The truth is that unprotected sexual intercourse, oral sex, or blood-to-blood contact are the major vectors of AIDS. The only embellishment is in calling these activities immoral: science renders no such judgement.

      If you want to label having unprotected sex with many partners as immoral, fine, but don't conflate immorality with high-risk behavior. To do so is to lend credence to those who think that AIDS is retribution for past sins, whether you hold that belief or not.

    5. Re:Off Topic: Re:The scary part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amphigory,

      I'm jealous of you. It appears that the world you live in is a much nicer place than the one I live in.

      Perhaps you don't remember the early days of AIDS. It wasn't called "the gay cancer" because people thought it affected heterosexual and homosexual people alike. Perhaps you don't remember the rhetoric around the issue, where politicians and doctors and laypeople were saying that it only infected homosexuals. Perhaps you aren't aware of the fact that our government will fire you if you are in the military and admit to being gay. Perhaps you don't know anyone who had to hide his homosexuality because of the tremendous bigotry that is focused on homosexuals. Perhaps you hadn't heard of a young college student in Wyoming who was tied to a fencepost, beaten, and left to die just because he was gay. Perhaps you have never heard of gay-baiting... And perhaps you aren't aware that our government doesn't afford the same protection/status to gay couples as it does to heterosexual couples. It is quite possible, even, that you aren't aware that the conservative platform of "family values" is a platform that advocates for "traditional" family values...a very tightly defined concept based in 1)intolerance 2)heterosexuality 3)biblical justification. In fact, perhaps you live in some parallel utopian America where none of this has ever happened and intolerance and ignorance don't exist. All I know is that the world I live in is still very intolerant of alternative lifestyles. Instead trying to learn how to tolerate, people in my world prefer to marginalize people who are different. I wish I could trade worlds with you, but on the other hand I would rather not run away from the problems of my own.

      logolegos

      The salon article from 06.29.98 quotes Trent Lot as saying homosexuality is a sin. Read it here: here.

      Point your netscape browser over to godhatesfags , then click the "what's related" function in netscape...takes you to the Christian Coalition homepage. Hehe...looks like netscape got something right...almost makes it worth all the crashes.

      Oh, you are probably already familiar with it, but just in case you havent bookmarked the page already, one conservative who constantly preaches hate (read such inspiring articles as "Whatever happened to eugenics," "Spittin Jesse Jackson," and more!) is David Duke. You can read up on all his conservative viewpoints here!

    6. Re:Off Topic: Re:The scary part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Riiiiight... Not only have I personally seen religion used to justify intolerance of gays, I've seen it used to justify violence.

      I certainly don't hold the position that everyone who practices religion practices hate and intolerance. . .and I hope you realize that every person who points out instances where religion is used to justify hate/violence/intolerance isn't insulting you personally. I actually did think about what I was saying before I posted. . .I'm sorry it wasn't apparent.

      What I am saying is NOT the equivalent of saying if you are an atheist (you didn't really mean athiest, did you?) you must be a murderer. I wasn't making a syllogism like you suggest (at least you noticed the faulty nature of the syllogism you gave). I merely pointed out some sites that either used religion to advocate intolerance OR showed conservative sites that advocate intolerance. Above that I posted a commentary about my perception of events vs. the previous poster's.

      I'm glad you pointed out that I'm a "hipocrite" (I give you the benefit of the doubt that you are the recipient of that university experience you advocate for others, and therefor meant hYpocrite)

      And oh, I didn't mean to insinuate that www.godhatesfags.com was linking themselves to the Christian Coalition; I thought that the netscape "find related" feature searched through a database somewhere.

      Let's face it, religion has been used to justify a lot of crap in this world, and it has also been the vehicle for a lot of good. If you don't recognize both sides of the deal, you are putting blinders on.

      logolegos

      --if I were to respond off the cuff, I would have suggested that you took a little time to read your own post before you responded...and perhaps have suggested that your comment was crap in the process--

  20. Zhirinovsky-Buchanan Tie in by Disemboweler · · Score: 2

    Apparently Zhirinovsky sees the parallel between himself and Buchanan. Buchanan won't admit it though.
    Here's an excerpt from a bio of Zhirinovsky:

    In February, 1996, Vladimir Zhirinovsky hailed Pat Buchanan's victory in the New Hampshire presidential primary. He wrote a letter to Buchanan, saying: ``You say that Congress is 'Israeli-occupied territory.' We have the same situation in Russia. So, to survive, we could set aside places on U.S. and Russian territory to deport this small but troublesome tribe.'' Zhirinovsky called Buchanan a ``brother in arms'' and wished him a ``convincing victory'' in November's U.S. presidential ballot. Buchanan rejected Zhirinovsky's endorsement. Zhirinovsky then changed tone. "I thought you were really defending the interests of your nation," said the letter, the text of which was released by Zhirinovsky's office. "And you've turned out to be just like Clinton and other corrupt politicians, moved by greed and vanity, not by love for the fatherland."

  21. Re:Bizarre humor indeed by 1010011010 · · Score: 2
    They have seen the West crush the Soviet system, lose them their empire, have a free market thrust down their throats only to bring utter poverty, disease, and hunger to them, and they don't like it.
    Well, the Soviet system crushed itself, they don't have a free market (nuthouse run by criminal gangs != free market) and yes, they don't like it. The more guys like this crank can blame Russia's problems on someone besides Russia, the better people who believe that type of thing feel. Until, of course, they realize that it really is Russia's problem, and they've had their eyes taken of the ball for years. Or until they starve. Whichever comes first. Maybe then, people will start standing up for themselves over there and solving theor own problems. As P.J. O'Rourke said, Russians have both feet firmly planted in the air. When he asked a group of protesters after glasnost what it was they wanted, he was told that they wanted en economist to give them a plan. "You had that already," was his reply.
    --
    Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
  22. Not flame but counter points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    1. He is dangerous because he is making promises that will be an act of war if carried out.

    Physical Aggresion against India.

    "Cyber" Agression agains th USA

    2. Hitler did not start out with an well oiled propaganda machine.

    He offered lots of hungry people a place to stay and food to eat if they joined his military.

    This guy blames the Jew for WWII, jeez.

    I guess my main point is that The former soviet union is poised for some major change. If US companies can get ahead of the russian black market, russia can be a powerfull democratic nation.

    if not, then the paople there will need away to get a better life. and war is good for an economy. Now, knowing some of the conditions there as I do, I find it hard to blame the non-criminal in russia for seeking ANYWAY to get out of that kind of poverty.

    Believe me, if your children where starving, and All you had to to is join a miltia to feed them, you would.

  23. Quote, please by tilly · · Score: 2

    Please quote the place in my writing I am, whining all day is that everything non-western (in this case Russia) is evil or where I had the audacity to claim that Nazi Germany is not western.

    You cannot for the simple reason that I did not say that. I did point out that Zhirinovsky appeals to a segment of the Russian population that is explicitly anti-Western. This is a statement of fact, and I believe that I did a pretty good job of summing up why they are anti-Western.

    There were only two things that my post directly criticized. One was the ability for a a rabble-rouser with a convenient, disillusioned, and potentially violent minority to seize control. This is a pattern that has shown up in the establishment of dictatorships the world over. The other is the tendancy of people to dismiss out of hand the effects of a position that seems crazy to them. Well the position may seem crazy, but craziness is no obstacle to power.

    Now please go back and read the post that I wrote rather than the one you thought I did. When you get through reading it and sorting out my writing from your fantasy, perhaps you will have the guts to both apologize and sign your name to that.

    Sincerely,
    Benjamin J. Tilly

    --
    My usual seat in the cluetrain is at A HREF="http://pub4.ezboard.com/biwethey.ht
  24. Ultranationalist? by cananian · · Score: 1

    Remember that "Ultranationalism" is just our modern media's polite codeword for what would have been more straightforwardly called "fascism" by our forebears.

    --
    [ /. is too noisy already -- who needs a .sig? ]
  25. The Fed and Bailouts by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    Remember the hedge fund that went bust recently, at a cost of $18 billion or so? The Fed bailed them out. How? By "monetizing the debt" -- i.e., printing more money.

    They also took money directly out of smaller investment firms' pockets (I know, I'm a partner in one), by manipulating market parameters such as interest rates the very week of a "triple-witch" expiration (something hitherto unheard of). The result was a market which behaved as they intended -- more or less the opposite of what would have happened if the Fed had not intervened. The little folks lost a bundle, but the big, insolvent funds whos mismanaged positions were so exposed were bailed out. In short, that money wasn't just "printed," much of it was stolen directly from the pockets of smaller investors and financial firms -- the very ones most critical to the success and continued functioning, not to mention prosperity, of the entire system.

    That entire fiasco made a mockery of free market economics and is, to me, one of the more stark examples of just how subsidized our whole economy really is, and how much corruption is built in to the entire apparatus. There is allot more "central planning" in the west than any of the politicians let on, and than most of us realize. Greenspan may work in "six month" rather than "five year" plans (which he then tweaks every month or two), he may use capital, rather than (or in addition to) the gun as a tool of coercion, and, yes, the result may be a system that works better than what the soviets had, but it is by no means a truly "free" market, and hasn't been for decades.

    BTW - Anyone else notice the rather large "bubble" in this year's markets?

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    1. Re:The Fed and Bailouts by 1010011010 · · Score: 2


      Greenspan may work in "six month" rather than "five year" plans (which he then tweaks every month or two), he
      may use capital, rather than (or in addition to) the gun as a tool of coercion, and, yes, the result may be a
      system that works better than what the soviets had, but it is by no means a truly "free" market, and hasn't been
      for decades.

      ... and hasn't been since 1913. It's been a "relatively free" mixed economy. Like "sort of pregnant".
      --
      Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
  26. Don't know what you're talking about? Then shut up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thread shows about as much about the Slashdot community as the Richard Stevens' thread.

    It is amazing, however, to watch how people (starting with the journalist who published the original article) make fools of themselves.

    Zhirinovskii is part of the election machine. He is definitely a ``supporter'' of Yeltsin (or rather, on Yeltsin's payroll). But nothing he says should be taken at the face value. His remarks are directed towards the idiots who have right to vote. Towards people like you.

    No, he won't win any elections. And the stable 5-8% support he is getting is a certain slice of electorate that Yeltsin can't have any other way. And no, he won't control the largest nuclear power in the world.

    It helps if you learn something about the subject before you speak out.

  27. togetherness by ChrisUK · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they could really put the world to rights between them :)

    Chris.

  28. Re:you depress me even more... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2
    These statistics look even worse if you limit them to a certain area instead of the whole USA,
    And they look completely different if you look at the world statistics instead of those just for the US. "Globally, it is estimated that 60% of all cases of infection occur through vaginal intercourse. In sub-Saharan Africa, the estimate is 80%...In most central African cities and in some major cities in America and Western Europe, AIDS is already the leading cause of death for women between the ages of 20 and 40."

    by someone whose world view doesn't co-incide with The Truth.
    Never trust anyone who spells truth with a capital T.
    --
    Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  29. Not true. by Sick+Boy · · Score: 4

    I've worked with 2 Russians, one of whom was a severe alcoholic and one who didn't drink at all. Therefore 50% of Russians drink, and this man is a liar.

    --
    Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
  30. Russia is not yet out of Communism by evguenii · · Score: 1

    Yes, Russia is not yet out of Communism,
    maybe some generations later,
    but currently the Communist party in Russia
    has the first place in recent elections...

    so Russia is not yet with us,

    evguenii

  31. Hrm... by crashnbur · · Score: 0

    I'll settle for third.

  32. Godwin's Law explained... by mcrandello · · Score: 1

    "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

    -Mike Godwin

    But see, you also forgot about Quirk's exception;

    "Quirk's Exception: Intentional invocation of this so-called "Nazi Clause" is ineffectual."

    Nice try though :-)

    For more info, including how to properly invoke, use and skirt Godwin's law please see the Godwin's Law FAQ"


    mcrandello@my-deja.com
    rschaar{at}pegasus.cc.ucf.edu if it's important.

  33. The truth lies somewhere in the middle (as usual) by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    While you are correct in pointing out that many of the assumptions made in the west are a result of anti-soviet propoganda and downright wrong (athiesm == evil; communism can't work; Reagan was responsible for reform in Russia, not Gorbochov; etc.), you are wrong on a couple of points:

    The same things happen within any large company [...] there is upper management in HQ, management in offices/branches, middle management, etc., all making their decisions on behalf of the company. The same kind of system was used in USSR. While I am not a fan of huge companies, last time I have checked, American economy is mostly ruled by them, so I don't see any fundamental difference.

    The differences are twofold:

    1) Central planning vs. unplanned "organic" self-organization. In the USSR, one government planned and executed the entire economy. In western capitalism, while each company (large and small) may or may not be autocratic, the economy is composed of thousands upon thousands of these autonomous entities operating within the economy. The only force even remotely "controlling" the economy is the Federal Reserve, and while it is in many ways far too involved in micromanaging the economy (see an earlier post I made), it is not the same as an economy centrally managed around Five Year Plans.

    This is not to say communism couldn't work (it worked after a fashion for fifty years, though I wouldn't characterize the results as particularly stellar), but to point out that your assertion that there is little difference between an economy run by a central government and one in which numerous companies participate is simply false.

    2) Democracy was IMHO the critical factor which allowed western capitalism to succeed in many areas where communism did not. Each economic system has its weaknesses and strengths, and both have lethal internal dichotomies and contradictions which, if left unaddressed, will consume their respective economic systems. Capitalism relies on free markets as its check and balance, with competition providing goods to consumers at the best price/product ratio. Unfortunately, unregulated markets become quickly dominated by one or only a few of the most successful producers, at which point competition dies, the free market ceases to exist, and the entire economic model begins to fall apart. Similarly with communism, the inherent notion that each contributes according to their ability and receives according to their need in an egalitarian context ignores the fundamental requirement that someone must administer the collection and distribution of goods. This administrator has inherent power over others, and the equality of the system is compromized. There to, eventually the economy devolves and falls apart. These are just a couple of examples, both systems have numerous other lethal flaws which I'm sure you'll recognize if you give it some thought.

    The key difference is that, in the west, the democratic institutions provided avenues of generally peaceful (though often bitter and angry) feedback which resulted in legislation to curb the most extreme aspects of capitalism and provide dampening effects designed to prevent monopolists from destroying markets. Unfortunately for the communists, there was no such feedback mechanism to allow the system to recognize dysfunctions and remodel itself in order to alleviate those problems, until Gorbochov's 11th hour reforms which were too little, too late. Had that occurred in the 50's instead of the 80's I think history would have been much different, and we would be living in a world with two dominant and successful economic systems (which would probably be a more stable economic structure than an entire world with all of its eggs in the single capitalist basket).

    The other point I think you miss:

    Real prosperity is a bottom-up phenomenon.

    This entirely depends on the society in question. Of course, in US concentration of wealth already made this point close to becoming moot.

    Even in communist economies, it is the individual worker who produces the "wealth," whenever he or she converts a piece of rock into a statue, a piece of sheet metal, or a wrought-iron fence. In both systems wealth and prosperity are generated from the bottom up. Communism could have reformed to take this into account, had there been a democratic form of government in place to allow the necessary feedback and pressure to mandate such reform. (Think incentive, which capitalism, for all of its other problems, has down pat).

    As to America being addicted to imports, the same goes for every country in the world (including the Soviets, who for many years as a communist nation received grain imported from the United States). Self-sufficiency is a myth. We live in a global economy, and have since at least the era of the Egyptians. Every nation is dependent on another for goods too numerous to mention. Neither the US nor the USSR were ever islands unto themselves, and although both met most of their internal needs themselves up until the early 20th century, neither could ever do fully without imports to (and exports from) their neighbors without suffering economic hardship.

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
  34. The scary part... by mlc · · Score: 3

    The really scary thing here is that this politician is real, and is actually getting votes. It's one thing when some right-wing wacko (in your home country or abroad) makes scary statements in an attempt to get attention; it's quite another when that wacko (and I feel justified in calling these people wackos) starts to get votes (8% and rising, according to the article). While I hope this guy doesn't mean what he says, some of it resonates strongly with what people in this country are saying. When he announces that they don't have AIDS in Russia (which they do, of course), he sounds awfully like some right-wing people here in the US who claim that AIDS only affects homosexuals, or the immoral, or people whose last name begins with T, or whoever.

    1. Re:The scary part... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      While I hope this guy doesn't mean what he says, some of it resonates strongly with what people in this country are saying.

      I does mean what he says.
      I am from ex USSR, I have known this guy since 1991. Also, among other things he has promissed
      to drop the nukes on Chechenia and dump radioactive waste in Baltic countries..

    2. Re:The scary part... by mattc · · Score: 1
      The really scary thing here is that this politician is real, and is actually getting votes. It's one thing when some right-wing wacko (in your home country or abroad) makes scary statements in an attempt to get attention; it's quite another when that wacko (and I feel justified in calling these people wackos) starts to get votes

      You mean like Pat Buchanan? Scary stuff indeed! :-)

    3. Re:The scary part... by ornil · · Score: 1

      He actually has about 6% as of now. And he is serious, believe me. He scared a whole lot out of the western countries several years ago, when he started his career. There are too many chauvinist/ultra-nationalists in Russia, and he is the most prominent and the most ridiculous. He also promised to give a man to every russian woman, for example.

    4. Re:The scary part... by StefanJ · · Score: 1

      He's also been invited *here* by our right wingers. Gooney Birds of a feather flock together.

    5. Re:The scary part... by Larry+L · · Score: 1

      It is scary what an impoverished nation will listen to. That's why the us has been trying really hard to nurse russia back to health.

      You'd think that after we've sent them so much financial help and food that they wouldn't bite the hand that feeds them.

    6. Re:The scary part... by uh · · Score: 1

      You think the American government is corrupt, you haven't seen anything. Russia is under the control of a true kleptocracy. The food isn't going to the people its going to theives in charge. Those theives then manipulate the story to make it seem like everything is the West's fault.. Something really needs to be done about Russia before it blows up in our faces.

  35. Trouble by cybercuzco · · Score: 2
    Keep an eye on this guy, He has the potential to become the next Hitler or Stalin, his quote that he wants to wash his boots in the indian ocean after russia expands there is quite telling.

    --

    1. Re:Trouble by panchax · · Score: 1

      He might be poking fun at the popular and heavily marketed software coming from the USA. Russia may have a different computer culture than the consumers here in the states. Look at what they are doing to the CSC effort lately.

      Funny guy, but there are those who might not have a sense of humor and take him most seriously.

    2. Re:Trouble by ornil · · Score: 1

      You just don't know him, so don't try to guess. He has all but promised to get rid of the Jews (he is half-jewish, btw) in Russia.

  36. Re:you depress me even more... by Skip666Kent · · Score: 1

    The Africans have refused to wear condoms or practice any form of safe sex. It offends their religious and/or macho sensibilities, and their leaders (until very recently,) have steadfastly refused to publicly encourage AIDS education and/or safe sex. These leaders blather pithy pleas for 'abstinence' while they themselves do God/Allah knows what behind closed doors. The threat of AIDS is real, but totally avoidable, unlike cancer or starvation. The thing is, AIDS does not suffer fools gladly.

    --
    **>>BELCH
  37. Re:"..aren't laughing now" by SGC · · Score: 1
    > Every Russian girl dreams to be like an
    > American slut. I doubt there is anyone in
    > Russia who likes that.

    I dunno...I'm not in Russia but I like that. Maybe I need to schedule a visit :)

    SGC

  38. midway between hilarious and pathetic is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? Zhirinovsky? No, the fact that every single one of you puffed up, pseudo-intellectual beetle-browed jackanapes seems to take his remarks seriously. Zhirinovsky is a lot of things, including a man who gets easily annoyed at impertinent reporters, and his tongue-in-cheek remarks are often taken at face value by a bovine and myopic population of westerners. Lighten up you losers!

  39. First!!!! by Rev.+DOG. · · Score: 0

    yep.

    --
    "Music is music, but anarchy is stupid." -- Eli Armen-Van Horn
  40. This WOULD be funny by Zipo+Bibrok+5e8 · · Score: 0

    ...if it wasn't so utterly, utterly pitiful.

    I hope they do try to hack American systems, so we can crush them like insects.

    Furthermore, I hope Zhirinovsky's band of freaks do gain power in Russia, so we can obliterate them like se should have done after WWII, before they stole the atom bomb secrets that they could never have hoped to come up with on their own.

    Zhirinovsky is pathetic. Russia is a joke.

    --
    -- The Brory Stool Co.: We accidentally the best stools from behind seven proxies, since 2009.
    1. Re:This WOULD be funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you sick? if war breaks out as you suggest there won't be a world to defend anymore

  41. What about the funny quotes from the article? by Jay+Bratcher · · Score: 2

    I like this quote:

    "Russia is a heavy drinking nation which is struggling to catch up with economically-advanced countries on the use of new technologies, such as the Internet, but a lack of resources and poor infrastructure confines progress to big cities."

    So how is this different from here in the good ol' U.S. of A? Everyone knows Ted Kennedy can drink any Russian under the table, and I haven't seen many rural areas benefiting from (or even using) new technologies such as the Internet.

  42. garbage in/garbage out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saddam: So, how did our strategy work out?

    Oil Minister: Great Leader, it worked like a charm. Last March OPEC agreed on production cuts in order to soak up world oil inventories and tighten up the market. After all those years of OPEC countries' cheating on their production, they actually did cut back. Just as we expected, that pushed prices up, from about $10 to $20 a barrel, and made our swing production that much more important. In July and August we started buying oil futures through our front companies in Europe. We went long on oil futures at an average of $20 a barrel. Over the months we bought 100 million barrels of futures. Then when you suddenly stopped our production in November, and the price went to $27, we picked up $7 a barrel. That's $700 million, Great Leader, in just a few weeks. That's almost as good as buying Internet stocks.

    http://www.nytimes.com/library/opinion/friedman/ 121999frie.html

  43. Apples and Oranges by Arandir · · Score: 2

    I think your political biases are showing by comparing Zhirinovsky to Buchanan...

    Comparing the real life statements of Zhirinovsky to a parody of Buchanan is absurd. Perhaps you should grab a dictionary and look up "parody".

    Zhirinovsky is an expansionist. He wishes to expand Russia to the Indian Ocean and reclaim the independent states. He is an economic socialist with nationist flavoring. Buchanan, on the other hand, is an isolationist. The opposite, in other words. He does not advocate making war on any nation. He is an economic capitalist with protectionist flavoring.

    --
    A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  44. Perception vs Reality by tilly · · Score: 3

    First I don't think that the Soviet system crushed itself. It just could not sustain an arms race with the most prosperous country on Earth. Additionally I cannot prove a thing, but I strongly suspect that the CIA had a part in the collapse of the Soviets. One of the more interesting articles that I have stumbled across is a 1984 article in the Whole Earth Catalog (not known for being a right wing publication) detailing how the 1982 events in Poland were orchestrated by the CIA operating with the Catholic Church in an experiment on using non-violent resistance. Given the events later in the decade I would not consider it beyond belief that said experiment was deemed a success and tried on a larger scale. (Proof, what is that? This is just a theory.)

    Regardless of that, you are perfectly correct about what the Russian economy is. However the people were told that they were getting a free market economy, they have been told they have a free market economy, and that is what they are blaming their troubles on.

    As for your dismissal, read some history. A signficant portion of economic reality is belief. What people believe is true, really is. Look again at Hitler. No, the Jews didn't hand away Germany in WW I. No, the Jews were not the cause of Germany's economic troubles.

    Yet Hitler managed to come to power, and acting at odds with all accepted economic principles really did manage to take a ruined country and put it together (while the rest of the World was collapsing into the Great Depression). He really did rebuild the country. He really did produce the finest highway system ever seen. He really did make Germans proud to be German. He really did restore the military. He really did conquer Europe. Had he not been an idiot and nutcase, he would have kept it as well!

    All of this despite the fact that his description of the causes of the existing troubles were completely loony, and despite (because of?) complete ignorance of how economics was supposed to work.

    Just because someone is utterly mistaken does not mean that they cannot be very effective. Particularly in areas where belief is so critical.

    Regards,
    Ben

    --
    My usual seat in the cluetrain is at A HREF="http://pub4.ezboard.com/biwethey.ht
    1. Re:Perception vs Reality by THB · · Score: 2

      The cause of the great depression was not the federal reserve. It was the banks and the way that people invested. In order for something like that to happen now it would require complete incompetence on behalf of the reserve though.

    2. Re:Perception vs Reality by 1010011010 · · Score: 2
      It was the banks and the way that people invested.
      ... and the Fed is The Bank, and certainly had an effect on the way people invested. Its major crime, though, was tinkering with US money to prop up the British pound. It caused a huge speculative bubble in the stock market, because people could borrow money cheap and invest it in stocks. The Fed also encourages poor financial management, because banks can always belly up to the Discount Window and get a loan of Last Resort. That and the FDIC (voted down over 100 times before it fianlly passed -- I wonder who was pressing it that hard, and why) effectively provide banks with both a huge subsidy and near-complete protection from reality. It does not matter if financial institutions lose money. Because the Fed will just print more. Remember the hedge fund that went bust recently, at a cost of $18 billion or so? The Fed bailed them out. How? By "monetizing the debt" -- i.e., printing more money. They inflated the currency in order to save the collective ass of that hedge fund. The 18 billion came out of the pocket of every holder of U.S. currency.
      --
      Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
    3. Re:Perception vs Reality by 1010011010 · · Score: 2

      The SOviet Union had no economic engine. Slavery -- even slavery dressed up as a "worker's paradise" -- can only get you so far. Eventually too many of the slaves drop their wrenches in the gears. As for your other point, why couldn't the USSR sustain an expensive arms rage with "the most prosperous country in the world?" They had more people, more natural resources. Rumor had it their populace was even "better educated." They didn't have any silly worker's rights and environmental laws to worry about. So why didn't they kick our asses, economically? They ignored age-old lessons. Rule of law (not men) and equal treatment under that law are essential. You have to provide the means for people to succeed, without mandating what they do and how they do it. Real prosperity is a bottom-up phenomenon. The Soviets tried to plan in advance, with some type of self-awarded omnipotence, what everyone was and was not going to do to make the USSR "successful." The CIA mucking around with that isn't going to change the basic problems. And central-planning apologists like Lester Thurow haven't learned the lessons, either.

      Belief does play a huge role in the economy. The Federal Reserve almost single-handedly caused the Great Depression. But the reason the we didn't snap back was that the velocity of money was too low -- people didn't trust the future anymore and were afraid to spend and invest. Only when FDR gave the country a cause to rally around (no, not the WPA and other claptrap, but World War Two), were people motivated again. Money in mattresses does no one any good. No one in the Sovient Union believed that progress was possible without central planning and enforcement to back it up. Russians by and large still don't believe it. The only Russians getting rich these days are variants on the old Russians. In the USSR, party bosses an apparatchicks, and spies, got rich. They did it by stealing. Whether by bribes or simply appropriating themselves money, they stole it. The new rich in Russia (besides the few real entrepreneurs whcih must exist) are also stealing it. They're members of organized crime operations, and/or the government.

      The CIA doubtlessly mucks around with far too many things at home and abroad. However, I doubt they played any significant role in the downfall of Soviet totalitarianism. You can't kill all your smart, creative people and take away every one else's freedom and security (does the knock on the door mean death?) and build a long-lasting, prosperous country with what's left, especially not when certain groups of people have deceided they deserve the fruits of the labor of the rest, and seize it woth force (i.e., with guns).

      As far as Hitler reviving Germany -- yes, did, didn't he? But his recovery was built on some groups lawfully taking advantage of other groups. In the end, it was overt theft and slavery. Again, not a long-term, sustainable solution.

      --
      Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
  45. Some background info... by oblom · · Score: 1

    The following are nothing but rumors from the old days.

    Zhirinovsky, as a political figure, was created soon after former USSR fell apart. Before that he worked at the KGB. At the time, Yeltsin (current "living dead" president of Russia) was interested in grabbing some power from the hands of Gorbachev (last president of USSR).

    Of course, to persuade common people that Yeltsin is the best candidate for leadership, who would lead the country in the right direction, some "fallen angel" (for the lack of better words) was necessary. Someone who would be so ridiculous at the leadership position, yet with some aggressive political views, that people would run screaming from him and priding Yeltsin. Thus, Zhirinovsky was created.

    As we all know, Yeltsin has won. Twice... But I'm not going there. The interesting part is the resonance Zhirinovsky has created. Even his ultra nationalistic views, that borderline with insanity, have touched some not-so-bright or otherwise socially myopic, sheep like, self priding citizen. My guess is that Yeltsin and his crew are still kicking themselves for this political mistake.

    Never underestimate stupidity of your citizen.

  46. Re:"..aren't laughing now" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "if you were found drunk on the street, be ready to smell boots and loose your liver)"
    Hey, that sounds like a fun place. Real freedom.
    "American cultural has infiltrated Russia much more then it has the rest of Europe"
    What culture was in place in Soviet Russia? What was so wonderful about what was in place before it fell apart? Atheistic, empty, totalitarian, speak your mind and end up in siberia.
    "Order. Crime began to climb rapidly in Russia after the fall of Gorrbachev and the U.S.S.R. Streets are dirty, buttons in elevators are burned out, the whole country looks like a project in NYC. "
    Order yes, because of totalitarianism. Do you mean to tell me you like that knock on the door in the middle of the night, the KGB coming to take you away to discuss things with you, or interigate you because you spoke your mind. Order, but at what cost?
    The problem with Russia is because they had communism in place for so long, and didn't learn how to operate in a free country. You have the government telling an entire population how to live, now they don't know how to function in a free market economy. Quit blaming the US and the west for your own country's problems. _We_ didn't put you where you are. You did it to yourselves. Hitler used to blame everyone for Germany's problems, and now you're thinking the same way.

  47. Freedom is Scary by Skip666Kent · · Score: 1

    There is a certain joy in being held in submission to a harsh parent, spouse or other sort of guardian. Meals are bland and sparse, but appear on time. Rules are clearly defined, even if non-sensical, but are enforced with an iron hand. There is a feeling of consistency. When you are unhappy, you have a clear target to blame, but the penalty for speaking up is death, so you are relieved of the responsibility of doing anything to help yourself. You can grumble amongst your comrades about this or that but always end with "Ah! Such is life. What can we do?"

    Agoraphobia. Do you know what that is? It is an unrational fear of wide open spaces.

    You can face your fears, and help others face theirs, or you can help to build an even stronger prison, where they can lock you up like a dog again. Feed you on schedule. Beat you when you're bad. Reward you when you inform on others. Re-inforce your fear of leaving the cage by telling you tales of the horrors that lie outside.

    Sorry to blather on. Nothing personal. Freedom is scary, and Western culture is far from perfect. We are the richest in terms of physical wealth, and some of the poorest in terms of family and society.

    I hope your fellow Russians can find a way in the world that does not involve 'going back into the cage'. They are in an uncomfortable, nebulous position right now, but their is tremendous potential for...?


    --
    **>>BELCH
  48. Re:SNL ripping off the Onion by Skip666Kent · · Score: 1

    SNL, like Time magazine, died a long time ago, and has ceased to be of any consequence whatsoever. Kids in the Hall was brilliant, and bowed out gracefully when they all 'grew up'. Mad TV makes the best and most intellent effort by far for now. SNL can't seem to tell a good sketch from a bad one. I'll bet they hire their writers right out of college, thinking, "We'll get a really fresh and hip perspective!" What they actually get is a slush pile of almost interesting but totally uninformed Creative Writing 101 drivel. Somewhere in their offices is a 45-55 year old secretary who's lived long enough to actually be able to reflect intelligently and humorously on current events, but is ignored as old-school and out-dated.

    Oh well. Another great excuse NOT to watch TV, and THAT'S a Good Thing(TM)!

    --
    **>>BELCH
  49. Re:This is what anti-Soviet propaganda... by 1010011010 · · Score: 2
    With all its flaws USSR at least was capable of producing within its borders everything that was consumed there.
    To quote you, what kind of fantasy world are you living in? They have had to import food staples for years. Don't tell me GUM was a lot of fun to shop at.
    The same things happen within any large company -- the same organization is responsible for all decisions. In companies there is upper management in HQ, management in offices/branches, middle management, etc., all making their decisions on behalf of the company. The same kind of system was used in USSR. While I am not a fan of huge companies, last time I have checked, American economy is mostly ruled by them, so I don't see any fundamental difference.
    This difference is, companies fail when they plan wrong. They don't force anyone to do anything. They don't have an army.

    Please explain why it is you think command economies and a populace with no rights outside those granted by the govenrment are better than capitalism and personal autonomy and freedom. And don't rant about how bad the US is. Actually tell us what's so hot about the USSR, or any totalitarian socialist regeime anywhere. I'l admint to US isn't perfect -- especially since 1913. But I don't want to hear about how the US is "no better than" the USSR. I want to hear about why the USSR was so good, in your opinion.
    --
    Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
  50. Re:OT: What's wrong with stating the truth? by adamsc · · Score: 2
    First of all, you assume that mongamy == morality. I disagree. Anyway, I don't have statistics handy, but there are plenty of ways to get AIDS:
    I didn't claim "monogamy == morality" - the people the original poster mention equate the two. The issue was not whether or not their opinion was right but rather whether living your life the way they want would reduce the risk of AIDS, which is true. Another poster posted some numbers - drug usage and homosexual sex were listed as the most common disease vectors by the CDC by a hefty margin. Without getting into issues of whether those practices are right or wrong, it's pretty obvious that they do increase your risk (which was my point).
    The first two of these do not count as immoral in anybody's book.
    You'd be surprised. There are those who consider blood transfusions wrong and there's a growing body of medical evidence suggesting that non-blood surgery is not only safer but also more effective.
    Also, plenty of people who might fit your definition of morality in that they only have one partner at a time might have more than one partner in a lifetime and thus spread AIDS or some other STD.
    Also quite true - I never claimed otherwise. However, if you follow what the original poster might have described as the right-wing fundamentalist lifestyle (sex only with spouse) it reduces the transmission risk to the accidental ones you mentioned.
  51. Re:you depress me even more... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2
    ...their leaders (until very recently,) have steadfastly refused to publicly encourage AIDS education and/or safe sex. These leaders blather pithy pleas for 'abstinence' while they themselves do God/Allah knows what behind closed doors.
    Why, those uncivilized Africans. Certainly, American leaders would never behave that way.

    Heh heh heh.

    --
    Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  52. Re:Guys, relax!.. by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1
    Zhirinovsky is one of the coolest politicians

    Cool? Cool?? It doesn't matter if he is just a populist or if he is serious about his anti-semitism (and I for one believe he is serious). He is constantly trying to whip up hate against jews, and succeeding quite well in some areas too. I also believe he is a full blown psychopath. A female journalist (I believe she was American actually) who interviewed him a couple of years ago wrote an article. She claimed that when she began to ask him difficult questions about his politics during the interview, he eventually smiled and leaned over, and said, essentially, "I can rape you here and now. My bodyguards will help me subdue you, they obey my every word. No one will hear you. You are in my power now, bitch." Luckily some people came by and she managed to get away from him. He probably just wanted to scare her, but still. Also, did you seen the fight in the duma? He was not holding back there. He was pulling this woman's hair very hard and if people weren't holding his other arm he would probably have punched her in the face at the same time.

    Yeah, really cool guy there. Fool.

    ************************************************ ***

    --

    Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

  53. Re:Do svidon'ya Rodina by dvk · · Score: 1
    OK, $64,000 question - where did these words (with all the bloody inaccuracies in the transliteration ;) come from?

    And the answer is: (yep, you guessed it):
    It's a song from "The Hunt for Red October" soundtrack. A Hollywood movie based on Tom Clancy novel (which is, in turn, inspired by a real event).

    And the song is not Soviet or Russian, it's a "Hymn to the Red October", music by Basil Poledouris. More info at t his link.

    (I must admit, that it *IS* a clever fake... I thought it's Soviet for the longest time, and I used to have quite a bit of knowlege of Soviet war music).

    -Cheers,
    Daniel

    --
    "The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it"-R.A.Heinlein
  54. Re:big deal by dvk · · Score: 1

    While I must say there is more to Russian anti-americanism than "reverse-anti-communism",
    I will second the vote for stratfor.com
    an EXCELLENT source of information, recommended to anyone who is interested in non-hyped, thoughtful commentary based on reality and not ideology.

    --
    "The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it"-R.A.Heinlein
  55. Russian technology: Was:Re:This is hilarious by dvk · · Score: 1
    Quite honestly, i'm not sure who is further from reality - The Clown (my own name for Zhirinovsky), or the airhead mediot(s) at Excite.

    "Russia...is struggling to catch up with economically-advanced countries on the use of new technologies, such as the Internet..."

    OK, number one, since when did Internet become a *new* technology? ;)

    Number two - if you go ask ANYONE who has ever dealt with computer guys living in, or recently emigrated from, fUSSR [ and I don't mean script kiddies ], you would get a clear clue that on the average, they are at least as good as their counterparts in the West.

    This partly has to do with the fact that, in general, math and science education in fUSSR was better than in the States, which easily compensated for any technology gaps.

    I don't want to touch this Zhirinovsky discussion with a 10-foot soldering iron, but it unpleasantly amazed me how /. community happily started yelling "yes all russian hackers are uber-inferior to us!". I would have expected more mature attitude.

    -DVK

    --
    "The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it"-R.A.Heinlein
  56. OT: What's wrong with stating the truth? by adamsc · · Score: 2
    he sounds awfully like some right-wing people here in the US who claim that AIDS only ... the immoral
    Not to jump on the religion soap-box, but just how what percentage of the AIDS patients were monogamous?
    1. Re:OT: What's wrong with stating the truth? by mlc · · Score: 1
      First of all, you assume that mongamy == morality. I disagree.

      Anyway, I don't have statistics handy, but there are plenty of ways to get AIDS:

      • accidental exchange of blood (open cut, whatever)
      • blood / whatever infusions
      • unclean needles
      The first two of these do not count as immoral in anybody's book. Also, plenty of people who might fit your definition of morality in that they only have one partner at a time might have more than one partner in a lifetime and thus spread AIDS or some other STD.
    2. Re:OT: What's wrong with stating the truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not to shove you off of your own soapbox, but...

      Who the fuck cares what percentage was monogamous? Since when does monogamy equal morality? They're human beings who made the sexual decisions they felt were right. Many of them were infected before anyone knew AIDS existed. How dare you say they were immoral if they weren't knowingly hurting or deceiving anyone? There are plenty of people in the world who play fair, but don't play by your narrow rules of monogamy. Let them do what they choose, just as they do to you, and don't judge them on this most personal of decisions.

      Anonymous Defender of Polyamory, Promiscuity, and all Other Consensual Non-Traditional Sexualities

    3. Re:OT: What's wrong with stating the truth? by Cerberus7 · · Score: 2

      Ah, one of those. Hmm.

      How many people do you know who have sexually transmitted diseases? How many do each of them have? How many of your associates have gotten pregnant? How many pregnancies each? How many have had abortions? How many abortions each? Do they treat abortion as a birth-control device, or do they treat it with responsibility?

      Before AIDS, there were many other sexually transmitted diseases. Their decisions before AIDS don't seem to reflect much responsibility.

      Perhaps monogamy has nothiing to do with morality (though in my opinion it does), but it has plenty to do with responsibility.

      The problem with polyamory and its ilk is that the people involved, for the most part (there are exceptions) do NOT behave in a responsible manner. I have friends who subscribe to your beliefs. Of them, they all have some kind of sexually transmitted disease, they all have more than one sexually transmitted disease, only one of them has not gotten pregnant (yet), and other than that one, only one other has not had an abortion.

      Then there's me. Perhaps I'm evil in your eyes, but I see something wrong with those figures. That kind of crap shouldn't be happening.

      When I'm in a relationship, I am strictly monogamous. Perhaps I'm restricting myself, perhaps I'm actually *GASP* controlling my baser instincts rather than letting them control me, but I have never gotten a woman pregnant. I have never contracted a sexually transmitted disease. Neither have any of my *ohmygoddirtyword* monogamous friends.

      But what do I know, I'm one of those horribly evil people that thinks people should be responsible with their sexuality and not flail it about at a whim.

      How's that infection, today?

      And if you're one of those exceptional polyamorists who is actually clean, I'm sorry if this offends you.

      --
      I don't know about you, but my servers run on the power of cotton candy and happy thoughts. -Anonymous Coward
  57. Zhirinovsky worries me by dyskordus · · Score: 1

    Zhirinovsky's speaches remind me of others given in a formerly prosperous country about 60 or so years ago.
    The person who gave the speaches told people what they wanted to hear. He told them that they would rise back to there former place in the sun, and even higher. He told them that they were the best in the world, simply because they were who they were.
    He also gave them easy answers. He blamed all the problems on a small group of people who were different.
    And people believed him. They followed him, they loved him. They followed his every word. He started to do bad things. He invaded other countries, and burned books. He also started enslaving the people that the was blaming for everything. They still loved him.
    That man was hitler.
    I can only hope that the people of Russia are cynical enough not to believe this crackpot, or the whole world could be in for a real mess.

    --
    "Reality is less than television."-Brian Oblivion
  58. Guys, relax!.. by m.o · · Score: 1

    Zhirinovsky is one of the coolest politicians, and I am pretty sure he is one of the smartest ones too (just to mention, he probably used to work for KGB and speaks several languages). The guy has absolutely no beliefs (for example, along with all his anti-semitic remarks, he is half-jewish himself (which is relatively well-known in Russia), and also once said that jews were the smartest nation). For him politics is pure business, and that's the only reason why he is there. He does sell places in his party (i.e., through that, in the Russian parliament). To maintain his 7-8% rating he uses various time-proven techniques - anti-americanism, anti-semitism, and so on. There is absolutely no chance he can become hitler or stalin (there was a chance several years ago, but not anymore), there is no chance for him to become the president, and he is very well aware of that.

    By the way, when he does not make all those crazy statements, he actually works in the Duma, and the most amazing thing is that while what he says there is said to be stupid, eventually the government does exactly that - for example, some time ago he was the only one to say that Chechnya should be bombed, and now it is (it's not that I'm saying it's good, but he is more shrewd than other russian politicians).

    To put it shortly - I am a big fan of this guy as long as he doesn't get more than 10% of the votes, and since it's not going to happen, I'm glad he is in the new Duma. He is probably the only one there who, at least sometimes, says absolutely whatever he wants!!

  59. Re:"..aren't laughing now" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You make all this points about American (Western) culture invading Russia. well, who are these people that are soaking up American culture. Russians! and if it has become so popular, that it must become a political issue, american culture must be extremely popular. so who wants to get rid of the american culture? the mass of russians? no. the politicians who feel like they are losing control. yes.

  60. you depress me by / · · Score: 2

    There are large numbers of people who are still virgins and who have AIDS, much less being non-monogamous. They're called congenital victims of their mother's AIDS, or haemophiliacs, or other victims of tainted blood transfusions. The daughter of someone I know got HIV from a transfusion during cancer surgery when she was 1 year old.

    And even that doesn't exhaust the list of people who are not non-monogamous and who have HIV. They're called spouses of people who practice unsafe extra-marital sex and contract HIV. Under your system of belief, there is still the presence of sin, but it is not that victim's sin that causes the suffering; for he/she is innocent.

    And even that doesn't exhaust the list, but you can do the rest as a personal homework assignment from me to you.

    --
    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
    1. Re:you depress me by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

      Your points are valid, but you missed the original poster's use of the past-tense. He was referring to the original context, not the current situation.

      Way back when, AIDS was almost exculsively restricted to the homosexual male population, a group that at the time was and is considered immoral by many. Then it spread through to non-monogamous heterosexuals and drug users.

      Insert the original poster's message here

      Then to the children of AIDS infected mothers. Sporadically throughout, blood transfusions and visits to the dentist were methods of spreading the disease.

      Insert your post here

      Just trying to put this in context.

      --
      I don't know about you, but my servers run on the power of cotton candy and happy thoughts. -Anonymous Coward
    2. Re:you depress me by jshare · · Score: 1

      Ummm, ok.

      Your post is completely unrelated to this guy's question. Regardless of what you thought he was implying by his question, the question still stands.

      He never claims that AIDS is a disease that only affects the non-monogamous.

      Jordan

  61. Do svidon'ya Rodina by Nite_Hawk · · Score: 1
    Holodna hmoora.
    Eemruchnoh v'doosheh
    Kak mohg znat ya shtoh tee oomriosh?
    Do svidonia, byehreg rodnoy
    Kak nam troodnag pridstahvit shtoh eto nyeh sohn.
    Rodina, dom radnoy,
    Do svidonia Rodina.
    Ay. Avepakhod, avepakhod, nass val nahmarskaya zhdyot nyehdazh dyotsyah.
    Nass zah vootmarskaya dah, ee preeboy!

    Salute otsam ee nashem dedum
    Zahvietum eekh fsigdah vierney.
    Tepierre nichtoh, nee astanoivit,
    Pabiedney shark, radnoy straney.
    Tiy pliyvee, pliyvee bestrashna,
    Gordest say viernykh marieye.
    Revoluytziye nadezhdah sgoostk vierif sekh luydeye.
    V'oktyabreh, v'oktyabreh,
    Rahpar tu ium miy nashe pabiediy.
    V'oktyabreh, v'oktyabreh,
    Novie meeir fahli numnashy dehidiy.

    Just threw that out to get people thinking. Pretty music, if you get a change to listen to it. It's pretty easy to let yourself get caught up in the song, even if the lyrics don't apply to the country who's side you'd seemingly be on. Hope of a Revolution does seem to inspire people to do things they otherwise wouldn't. (I leave it to the reader to figure out the words to the song if they feel so inclined. Dejanews helps.)

    1. Re:Do svidon'ya Rodina by Nite_Hawk · · Score: 1

      I've seen a lot of speculation about it, some people have said it's actually a composition of two different songs from the 20s, others have said it's all written by Poledouris. It was interesting seeing the responces here, I wanted to see who would respond with what. :) I'm not Russian myself, so I don't know the specific inaccuracies of the song. I do enjoy it though, and I'm glad that a couple people seem to have responded. :)

    2. Re:Do svidon'ya Rodina by strlen · · Score: 1

      A po roje ne hochesh?

  62. Re:This is what anti-Soviet propaganda... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    To quote you, what kind of fantasy world are you living in? They have had to import food staples for years. Don't tell me GUM was a lot of fun to shop at.

    It was sufficient for its main purpose -- why shopping is supposed to be some kind of enterntainment (probably people here love having all their senses attacked with ads) is beyond me.

    This difference is, companies fail when they plan wrong. They don't force anyone to do anything. They don't have an army.

    After getting big enough company has as little chances to fail as a country with its government even when it makes completely bogus decisions at the upper level -- see GM, IBM, AT&T, etc. Even Microsoft in the very worst (for Microsoft) case will unlikely "fail" -- see examples of AT&T and Standard Oil.

    Please explain why it is you think command economies and a populace with no rights outside those granted by the govenrment are better than capitalism and personal autonomy and freedom. And don't rant about how bad the US is.

    I am not trying to defend abstract ideas of "communism", "capitalism" and "democracy". "No rights" isn't exactly how I can describe USSR, and "personal autonomy and freedom" is not exactly what I see in US. Discussion about extremes and utopias can be endless, and I refuse to even go into that direction. I am talking only about real countries and current political situation.

    Actually tell us what's so hot about the USSR, or any totalitarian socialist regeime anywhere.

    Where have I said that USSR or Communists were "good", or that I like or liked them? I only compare things and show the lies that anti-soviet propaganda put into americans' heads.

    I'l admint to US isn't perfect -- especially since 1913. But I don't want to hear about how the US is "no better than" the USSR. I want to hear about why the USSR was so good, in your opinion.

    Again, neither USSR, nor US were/are "good" -- both made more than enough of things that have nothing to do with "good". The problem is, Russians admitted them and even made a clumsy attempt of correcting the political system while Americans still insist that they are right in everything, that their political system is the best possible, that monopoly-infested economy works, and that they have a "right" to attack every country that they think, is not "democratic" enough for their taste. I find it to be hypocritic in the highest degree possible.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  63. Re:The truth lies somewhere in the middle (as usua by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    1) Central planning vs. unplanned "organic" self-organization. In the USSR, one government planned and executed the entire economy. In western capitalism, while each company (large and small) may or may not be autocratic, the economy is composed of thousands upon thousands of these autonomous entities operating within the economy. The only force even remotely "controlling" the economy is the Federal Reserve, and while it is in many ways far too involved in micromanaging the economy (see an earlier post I made), it is not the same as an economy centrally managed around Five Year Plans.

    USSR was a Federation with 15 members, each with its own government and one central federal government. "Five Years Plans" never were detailed in the degree that can be called "micromanagement", AFAIK they mostly consisted of the planned volumes of production, and it "companies" were encouraged to exceed them in the reasonable range. Different branches of industry were handled by different "Ministries" (Departments) of the executive branch of government, and only finances and general planning/market prediction were centralized across the branches (Gosplan/Gossnab/...). Locally the decisions still were made by Directors of "companies" of various sizes, who were responsible to "the government" through various structures.

    At least formally Ministries were responsible to "the people" through the government -- legislative branch of it ("Soviets") was elected just like everywhere else. Of course, since Communist Party had significant power over the whole this system, this mechanism quickly became screwed up, however this is not too unlike other countries where one or two similar parties taken over the whole political process.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  64. Re:The truth lies somewhere in the middle (as usua by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    Similarly with communism, the inherent notion that each contributes according to their ability and receives according to their need in an egalitarian context ignores the fundamental requirement that someone must administer the collection and distribution of goods. This administrator has inherent power over others, and the equality of the system is compromized.

    This is a very common mistake about the nature of political/economical system that was present in USSR. While the idea of the "communism" was "from everyone according to abilities, to everyone according to needs", USSR never claimed to have actually implemented it. While the ruling party was called "Communist", "communism" was declared to be a distant goal of the development of _socialist_ country (USSR, Union of Soviet _Socialist_ Republics). It was declared that while people can't regulate themselves based on their own conscience, some system, in part based on governmental regulation, in part based on money, should be in place.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  65. Re:The truth lies somewhere in the middle (as usua by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    Sorry if I haven't made it clear -- socialist system that existed in USSR was _not_ supposed to implement "from everyone according to abilities, to everyone according to needs" principle precisely because it was declared to be not achievable by any means until people will voluntarily subscribe to this goal. While this Communists' final goal does not seem to be realistic, at least they admitted the imperfection of the system that they have used, and did not try to apply it to the things, it was useless for.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  66. girls by svo · · Score: 1

    If everyone dislikes the fact, why do you say every girl? I particularly don't care about those who really want to become an american slut, dirtier there, it is cleaner here. Just don't use the word "every".

    1. Re:girls by strlen · · Score: 1

      Well I agree, not every, but certainly a large percentage including some intelligent girls as well.

  67. Re:stupid copy+paste? by svo · · Score: 1

    LOL, you've made my day

  68. Re:Don't Panic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's Actually a Yeltzin cronie, he doesnt beleive any of the crap he rants, its just image, its his job to make sure those those 5% who always vote for him - Russian rednecks, dont vote for anyone else, who might be a threat to Yeltzin's circle. He's has never once voted against any of Yeltzin's bills in the Duma. He's just a cynical politician, thats all. Quite fitting considering he's a Jewish ex-KGB agent.

  69. Re:This is what anti-Soviet propaganda... by 1010011010 · · Score: 2

    Sigh.

    --
    Napster-to-go says "Fill and refill your compatible MP3 player", which is a lie. It's not MP3. It's WMA with DRM.
  70. He is a thief. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw an interview with him from Finland, a guy came up and asked for a signature (or something), he never gave the guy back his pen. That says something about this "person". It is documented somewhere on nordic television if someone is intrested in researching the background on him.

  71. Guys, relax! by m.o · · Score: 0

    Zhirinovsky is one of the coolest politicians, and I am pretty sure he is one of the smartest ones too (just to mention, he probably used to work for KGB and speaks several languages). The guy has absolutely no beliefs (for example, along with all his anti-semitic remarks, he is half-jewish himself (which is relatively well-known in Russia), and also once said that jews were the smartest nation). For him politics is pure business, and that's the only reason why he is there. He does sell places in his party (i.e., through that, in the Russian parliament). To maintain his 7-8% rating he uses various time-proven techniques - anti-americanism, anti-semitism, and so on. There is absolutely no chance he can become hitler or stalin (there was a chance several years ago, but not anymore), there is no chance for him to become the president, and he is very well aware of that.

    By the way, when he does not make all those crazy statements, he actually works in the Duma, and the most amazing thing is that while what he says there is said to be stupid, eventually the government does exactly that - for example, some time ago he was the only one to say that Chechnya should be bombed, and now it is (it's not that I'm saying it's good, but he is more shrewd than other russian politicians).

    To put it shortly - I am a big fan of this guy as long as he doesn't get more than 10% of the votes, and since it's not going to happen, I'm glad he is in the new Duma. He is probably the only one there who, at least sometimes, says absolutely whatever he wants!!

    By the way, he recently released a CD with his songs. Unfortunately, I don't know of a link on the Web, but if you live in New York, go to Brighton Beach and you'll be able to buy it :)

  72. Re:Scary? Check out Yeltsin's quote here... by mlc · · Score: 2

    Well, according to esteemed New York Mayor Giuliani, the Marxists never left the US and are still a menace today.

  73. Who you callin' a cow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why I oughta...

  74. WTF... by Axe · · Score: 1

    What sort of a transcription is that? I barely undertood parts of it. It does not look like my native language...

    --
    <^>_<(ô ô)>_<^>
  75. You're not paying attention by / · · Score: 2

    Just listen to the dishonorable senator from the state of North Carolina, Jesse Helms, who in 1995 argued for the cutting of Federal AIDS funding in as much as AIDS is a problem only facing "people deliberately engaging in unnatural acts".

    And then there are plenty of other idiots espousing similar views, like Bob Enyart ("Gay stands for Got AIDS Yet?") and Fred Phelps (of godhatesfags.com fame, who leads protests at the funerals of people who die of AIDS).

    Your other points are equally bogus, but I already fed another troll today. Look for an earlier post called "you depress me".

    --
    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
    1. Re:You're not paying attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there are plenty of other idiots espousing similar views, like Bob Enyart ("Gay stands for Got AIDS Yet?") and Fred Phelps (of godhatesfags.com fame, who leads protests at the funerals of people who die of AIDS).

      I was darkly amused by a guy who was present at the Orange County School District vote where they voted down a society that would have promoted tolerance and understanding between students of different sexual orientations. After the vote was taken, this gentleman held up a sign that read "GRADES, NOT AIDS." Hey, they may be intolerant bigoted shitheads, but at least they can come up with witty rhymes and acronyms! I believe "AIDS FROM GOD YOU HELLBOUND HOMOS" is another Phelps creation.

  76. Apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right. I formally offer my apologies to the originator of this sub-thread for writing such a vile and mean-spirited piece of hyperbole. Unfortunately, there's no way to delete a post after you've made it. In my defense, I can only say that I've seen the "AIDS patients got what they deserved" gambit too many times. This particular time was the straw that broke the camel's back. I've got close friends who suffer from AIDS through no fault of their own, and things like this hit pretty close to home.

    Again, I'm sorry. Lashing out is no substitute for reasonable commentary.

    (The implication is still odious, however. That I cannot apologize for.)

  77. Re:Western?! by mdvkng · · Score: 1

    > 1) National Socialism, by its very nature, was Socialism ...

    Eh?

    It was State cronyism driven capitalism under a fascist roof, not Socialist by a long shot. Remember, the scare mongering AH used to get into power used Jews _and_ Communist as scapegoats. ANd who was the Reichstag fire blamed on? Capitalists? I think not!

    Besides, the comparison between AH and VZ is ludicrous. VZ is a buffoon.

    BTW, a comparison to Hitler has been raised, by the old USENET rules this thread should be terminated. So much for tradition!

    -M

  78. Buchanan + Zhirinovski by ph43drus · · Score: 1
    Doesn't seem like a good mix. I can here some choice Buchanan quotes right now, like "What the hell am I doing in a room with this damn commie?" and good ol' Zhirinovski retorting along the lines of how Americans are stuck up pigs who couldn't care about anything except consumerism, then the fist fight starts with both of them raving about nukes, Buchanan yelling about the "Duke" and the American way, while Zhirinovski is yelling about Sputnik and unstoppable force of the Russian empire....

    Such happy thoughts.

    Jeff

  79. Re:Western?! by Eccles · · Score: 2

    All you Americans are whining all day is that everything non-western (in this case Russia) is evil If you truly believe this is what we say and we think, you don't understand Americans. We know Hitler was Western; we know he took a country of "good" people and created one of the most terrible forces in history. (It was Japanse subs that bombed the U.S., however; German subs confined themselves to sinking American ships within sight of the coast.) All it took was a charismatic, nationalistic lunatic who took advantage of terrible economic times. So what do we have in Russia? Looks like a disturbingly simi;lar situation. Look, Americans don't want to "keep Russia down;" we want an economically strong Russia that no longer feels a need for nukes, or at least no need to threaten anyone with them. If we could figure out how to build Russia's infrastructure to make that happen, we would. Unfortunately, our efforts so far seem to have done more harm than good, at least in Russia. (We do seem to have done rather better in Eastern Europe, and we're really hoping that starts to rub off.)

    --
    Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
  80. SNL ripping off the Onion by mcc · · Score: 2

    there was actually an SNL sketch about two weeks after that issue of the Onion came out (the week with Christina Ricci and Beck) that was exactly the same as the Onion article. It was called "who wants to eat" and had contestants from Bosnia, Etheopia, etc.

    While it had some extremely clever interpretations of the Onion version (the set was the same wierd hi-tech thing as WWTBAM except the ceiling appeared to be made out of grass, the music was the same except it also had sitars.. the questions were rather funny, etc.) it's a sad day when you see the once-mighty Saturday Night Live stealing directly from the Onion.

  81. big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this guy is a blowhard...think of Russian anti-americanism just like the days in America when anti-communism was popular. And let's not mince words here...the communists were out to get us, through global domination...read any of the old communist literature...it's pretty clear on this subject. But now that the tables are turned, just replace anti-americanism with anti-communism, and this Mr. Z. isn't so scary or foreign any more...he makes a lot of sense. Say what you will about capitalism, but it hasn't worked in Russia, mostly because the country has been looted (i.e. profits not reinvested to make more profits in the future, but rather placed abroad in foreign accounts) by the people who grabbed the pieces of the soviet system. More financial aid wouldn't to Russia wouldn't have made a difference, there would have just been more money for them to steal. I just hope that the Russians will be so busy rebuilding their empire that they won't have time to directly threaten Europe or America for quite some time. Search for Russia on www.stratfor.com for some good info.

  82. "Immorals"? by acb · · Score: 1

    Thus saying
    immorals are more likely to get AIDS (where immorality means promiscuity --
    remeber morality is relative) is a statistically accurate statement.


    Though semantically it is flawed. Why is non-monogamy "immoral"? Because the Bible said so? There is no reason why having more than one sexual partner (in itself) should be considered "immoral". If you believe it's wrong to have sex with anyone you're not married to, by all means don't do it. But don't judge others who don't share your beliefs.

    "Man has the right to love as he will, where, when and whom he will."

  83. This is hilarious by Carnage4Life · · Score: 1

    This was taken from the article:

    "We have the best hackers in the world. We do not need to drink or smoke...We do not drink, smoke, have drugs and we don't have AIDS, that's what you have got in the West." quote by Vladimir Zhirinovsky
    Russia is a heavy drinking nation which is struggling to catch up with economically-advanced countries on the use of new technologies, such as the Internet, but a lack of resources and poor infrastructure confines progress to big cities. following paragraph by Excite

    Who said journalists don't have a sense of humor.

    Bad Command Or File Name

  84. Re:Revised List.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The French are only arrogant when the Nazis haven't set up camp in their country. Then they're a bunch of flaming, complicit faggots.

  85. Who controls the money supply in Russia? by roystgnr · · Score: 2

    I must first put up a disclaimer of total ignorance: I'm not an economist, not a historian, and not even a closely interested observer. But I do have a point to make, and a question:

    I (like most political pundits I've heard) was under the general impression that the primary cause of Russia's economic problems was simply endemic corruption caused by a too-fast attempt to switch to a free market system.

    I'm not so sure anymore. Newsweek claimed recently that over half of the Russian economy was based on barter, as one of many figures they mentioned to demonstrate to readers that Russia's economy is in serious trouble.

    I think it has more significance than that, though. People don't think to themselves, "I think I'll trade goods without paper money, because it will symbolize how screwed up our economy is." People barter because they don't have a trusted medium of exchange that they can use instead: either they don't have enough cash, or they don't have any cash they can trust.

    We refer to "the Great Depression" instead of "the 1930 Recession" in good part because the U.S. government at the time didn't have a clue how to handle money; when the recession started, in a misguided attempt to preemptively prevent hyperinflation, the government cut back the money supply. Drastically. By over 50% on some indicators (It's been a while since I read this, and I don't so much as remember the difference between M1 and M2 now - the curious can check figures for themselves), and unemployment and GDP (in constant dollars) pretty much dropped in sync with the reduction in the money supply.

    OK, I know this is simplistic, I know there were other major contributing factors (e.g. massive trade restrictions/tariffs) to the Great Depression... but the money supply may have been the largest single factor.

    And it looks to me like something similar is happening in Russia. *Something* is causing people there to barter, whether it's a black market (which would imply those trade restrictions again), a government reduction in the money supply (trying to fight inflation, perhaps?) or simply the chain reaction of people pulling their money out of the country to avoid what they see as a financially dangerous situation.

    Would someone who knows more about the situation in Russia than I do care to comment? Even if this was the problem, I'd have no idea how to solve it. Increasing the supply of fiat money (as eventually happened in the US when the government had to spend big in the late 30s and the 40s) would only work if inflation is in the single digits. Foreign aid and investment hasn't seemed to make a dent so far.

    And this is a horrible situation, both for it's own sake and for what it implies for the future. People have already compared 1990's Russia to 1930's Germany, but even if Russia didn't end up in a political collapse, what would their economy's continued failure say about the development of a free market? That it's possible to kick an industrial economy into a depression state from which there is no return? That's almost too frightening to think about.

    1. Re:Who controls the money supply in Russia? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      And it looks to me like something similar is happening in Russia. *Something* is causing people there to barter, whether it's a black market (which would imply those trade restrictions again), a government reduction in the money supply (trying to fight inflation, perhaps?) or simply the chain reaction of people pulling their money out of the country to avoid what they see as a financially dangerous situation.

      While I am not up to date with the current development, I know how it started because I was there. I may omit or distort some details in this description, so I welcome other Russians (no American poltitcians and journalist, pls.) to correct me where I am wrong.

      USSR economy originally was handled by the government. Government handled prices planning of distribution of products, so while money and contracts existed and worked, government had power to determine possible relationships between "companies", import/export, prices, salaries, etc. Some things intentionally operated at loss, getting funds directly from the government.

      When reforms started, originally the ownership wasn't changed, however some "companies" were switched to more money-based model -- they had to keep more of their profits, had more choice in prices, salaries and their relationships with others even though the "owner" remained the same -- government. In a lot of cases it worked, however old low prices became impossible to maintain -- "companies" became disinterested in keeping prices low enough to let the rest of the economy, still entirely sponsored by the government coexist with them. At the same time government started encouraging the creation of small businesses that were privately owned and had nothing to do with government except paying (high) taxes. Of course, those businesses were interested in increasing prices, however since most of them had to buy raw materials and equipment from "companies" owned by government, they still benefitted from arftificially limited prices that were in use there.

      After some time prices became split -- everything under strict control of the government tried to keep their prices low, everything else tried to keep them upper to reflect production cost, supply and demand. While unrestricted prices were growing, government had to increase their prices and funds allocated for government-sponsored production, education, research, health care and defense. Inflation started, however with no mechanism that balances government-handled part of economy in the presence of [semi-]independent and private parts of the economy, spending started to increase fast, pulling the inflation upper. To make things worse, salaries of people still working for the government (what was a majority of the economy) became significantly lower than employees of private companies, so large number of well-educated people left government-handled industry.

      Government started industry "privatization" campaign in attempt to create a kind of balance in the economy that does not require government to constantly adjust things (what it was clearly incapable of), however "privatization" quickly turned into looting -- former managers and government bureaucrats became "owners" and "shareholders" of what they previously managed, and with their personal wealth increased by many orders of magnitude they didn't became interested in any kind of useful economic activity. The rest of population got nothing, and was thrown away from any further paritcipation in the development of the economy.

      With still unbalanced economy, disinterested and incapable managers and businesses owners, choking government-sponsored education and health care, inflation continued to grow. Businesses started to switch their to banking, trade, import-export from their original activities. Underfunded government became a victim of widespread corruption -- it became less profitable and safe to operate a legitimate business than to bribe bureaucrats to accept some bogus contract, make something worthless or near to worthless, get money, then use them to bribe more bureaucrats. Organized crime expanded, stability decreased even less, and businessmen started looking for means to secure their money. Since investment became unsafe in this kind of conditions, they had to convert money into stable currency and leave Russia, continuing to operate their still profitable businesses in Russia from abroad.

      --
      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  86. Reread his post by volsung · · Score: 2
    Don't get offended if you don't have to. He may or may not be passing a moral judgement, we don't know. However, in the eyes of the Judeo-Christian religions, sex with someone other than your spouse is "immoral". (The quotes are to remind you that this is an opinion being discussed in an abstract way and not for its actual validity.) Last time I checked, people who only have sex with their spouse (assuming their spouse does the same) will not contract AIDS through sexual intercourse. Thus, their chances of contracting AIDS are much lower. If "moral" (again observe the quotes) people are less likely to contract AIDS than "immoral" people, then we would also expect a random sample of the AIDS infected population to be most likely an "immoral" (please, please see the quotes) person.

    There, I think I made the guy's original point. "Immoral" in this context refers to the category that a particular religious group considers to be equivalent to the abstract notion of immorality. Whether or not they're right is another matter which I don't particularly care about.

  87. Re:"..aren't laughing now" by strlen · · Score: 1

    Well, democracy doesn't mean screwing a country over. Look at other East European countries, who had much better comebacks from communism, namely the baltic states, which came out of the grip of USSR. I am not blaming everyone, I am pointing out some facts and some of the opinions.

  88. Re:Scary? Check out Yeltsin's quote here... by mlc · · Score: 1

    My most humple apologies; thi s is the correct link.

  89. Jesus will smite the devil children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the Lord, King of Kings, comes back on Jan 1st 2000 to destroy the Jews, Muslims, and Pagans, he will also wash the earth clean of the tainted devil spawn that are the HIV infected children. He will then move on to eradicating the unholy death chambers that call themselves "abortion clinics". Finally, in an epic battle that will last another thousand years he will fight Santa Claus to the death for control of South Park. There can be only one.

    1. Re:Jesus will smite the devil children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just called my bookie, and the odds are 2:1 that Santa wins. I might put some money on it, but I think I'll split up my spare cash between VA Linux and Red Hat stock. Hell, I'll be too busy looting on January 1st to watch a friggin' fight, anyway.

  90. Inflatable Rivals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This man is not for real. This man is a puppet of the Yeltsin government who's purpose is to make the west give Russia money and to drown out any serious threats to the government there. He says the loudest, most radical things and drowns out the voices of the radical groups. The real radical shouting sounds like copycats. Notice how he votes with Yeltsin when it really counts. The west fears radicals will take over Russia if the economy slumps, and they see a radical in this guy. The west then gives money to prop up Russia so this unthinkable doesn't happen. -coyo

  91. Re:Zhirinovsky is not pokemon by wolfgang_spangler · · Score: 1

    instead of just complaining and raggin on Hemos...why don't YOU look them up and post a link if you consider him to be such a threat?

    If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem...

    Wolfgang

  92. Re:Western?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facism is not Capitalism or Communism. It is a centrally planned capitalist society. It is a very effective way to run a country. Unfortunally it takes away personal freedom and is usually lead by a dictator. This tends to lead to directing discontent towards minorities in order to stay in power (this is used in almost all dictatorships).

    And in respones to the post above yours, the USSR was the closest allied power to falling, and it was only by pure luck (the coldest winter in history) that they did not take moscow. They did however play an important part in the defeat of Germany.

  93. Zhirinovsky featured in a song by Mr2001 · · Score: 1
    The Foremen wrote a song about him called "Russian Limbaugh" with lyrics like:
    I'm ready now to cash in
    On the people's will
    All done up in the latent fascist -- uh, latest fashion
    Overdressed to overkill
    You can order the album, "Folk Heroes", from Pentagon or Snazzy. Unfortunately CDnow doesn't have it, so I can't give links to audio clips, and I haven't been able to find lyrics online.. but trust me, it's a great album for any liberal. ;)
    --
    Visual IRC: Fast. Powerful. Free.
  94. Re:Western?! by tophat · · Score: 1

    no what we want, or what the government wants, is a country that has been ground beneath our heels after it dared to think that it was anywhere near as good as us. what we have done to russia is extremely unfair and i don't blam whoever his name is for hating us!

  95. russian hackerz by serialk · · Score: 0

    pheer

    these comments can lead to action :)

  96. Quotes from the psycho by Mr+Donkey · · Score: 2

    This guy is a psycho. Listen to what he had to say in a press conference in April of 1998

    "The essence of the conflict around the Jewish people is that when their number grows too much in some country, war breaks out there," said Zhirinovsky, who leads the third-largest faction in the Russian parliament's lower house.

    "That happened in Germany ... where there were too many Jews," he declared.

    Zhirinovsky, a former presidential candidate, has a flamboyant style and clearly relishes making provocative statements.

    It was not clear why he called the news conference, which he turned into a monologue about his vision of the history of the Jews and their role in contemporary life.

    "Many Jews were born in April," was the only explanation he provided.


    Makes me sick. All I can say is that this guy will be put in his place, soon.

    Old dude probably can't even turn on a fscking computer, let alone hack into the US. Now, I'm defintley not saying there are capable individuals in the former-USSR, cause there defenitely are. I just know that this guy is a racist nothing, and will be put in his place

    The US probably has enough strings attached in Russia, to throw this guy with a nudge of a pinky finger, but that's left to be seen.

    --
    -----Transmission Complete----- If you want to email me...Don't
  97. Russia accomplished a LOT of things before US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...before they stole the atom bomb secrets that they could never have hoped to come up with on their own.

    The stolen secrets (stolen by "loyal" Americans who passed it on to the Russians, btw) only sped up the development of a Russian atomic bomb by a few months. Kurchatov (the brilliant physist in charge of the Soviet nuclear program in the 50s) developed practically all the technologies himself and only used American documents to check his results.
    BTW, it was the Russians who developed the first hydrogen bomb.
    it was the Russians who were the first ones in space.
    it was the Russians who launched the first satellites into space.
    it was the Russians who launched the first space station (while Americans STILL don't have a working one).
    Sure you were the first ones to get to the Moon, but so what? noone in Russia really cared about that. There was nothing practical in that achievement - only a huge waste of money. The russians were also the first ones to send the first unmanned robot to the Moon.

  98. Re:Agreed, Zhirinovski covers the right flank. by oblom · · Score: 1

    By your reference to Zhyrinovski as "Zhirik" and use of "arrogant" accusation from some previous posts (it's funny to know that you are loved even less than Americans, isn't it?) I conclude that your are Russian or at least born in the USSR. :-) Greetings! So, where are you now and why "Anonymous Coward"? ;-)

  99. What is funny he is a jew too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is pretty funny though... He is jewish too :) When he was asked who are his parets he said: My mother is Ukranian and my father is a lawer :) heheheheh He is not a wako. He needs to maintain his image. Most of the votes that he gets are form older people who can not judge the current situation in Russia.

    1. Re:What is funny he is a jew too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So was Hitler. 1/8 jew. Most people don't know this.

  100. Judeo-Christian == default ? by acb · · Score: 1

    Though by saying that "immorality means promiscuity", the poster is implying that Judeo-Christian morality is the default morality that is assumed unless otherwise qualified, and that the standard meaning of the word "immoral" implies transgressions against Christian beliefs. This is what I disagree with.

    "Thou shalt not kill" I have no problems with. Lumping consenting adults who engage in extramarital sex with thieves and exploiters under the catch-all category of "immorals" belongs in a theocracy.

  101. Re:Western?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US didn't do anything to Russia. They did it to themselves. _they_ spent their own money on their _own_ military, and _they_ participated in the arms race. We didn't force them to do so. We didn't attack them, or force them to respond the way they did. We didn't poorly manage Chernyoble, _they_ did. We didn't polute the Aral sea, _they_ did. We didn't use nukes to create radioactive underground caves to find natural gas near Stalingrad, _they_ did. So stop blaming the US!
    Enough wining. They just need to get rid of the corruption, and scrap all the old communistic institutions and get on with it. They have huge natural resources, a huge and well educated workforce, so go to work and build yourself a free country for the first time - no czars to keep serfs down, no politiburo controlling everyone's life, no esteemed senior members of the communist party living like kings (totally agains communist philosophy). Just do it.
    I could blame years of persecution on the Irish by the English for my short comings, but that'd be really stupid. No one kept the russians down, just their own leaders, not a foreign power.

  102. My name is smissshch..Hic...S.M.I.T.H...hic.. by ushirageri · · Score: 1

    Sure..Russia doesn't have a drinking problem.Nod,nod,wink,wink..
    There's no drunk more dangerous than a stupid drunk.. Captain Smirnoff here certain fills those shoes.

    1. Re:My name is smissshch..Hic...S.M.I.T.H...hic.. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      I am Russian, and I don't _ever_ drink anything "stronger" than coffee. You have problem with that?

      --
      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
    2. Re:My name is smissshch..Hic...S.M.I.T.H...hic.. by ushirageri · · Score: 1

      NO I don't. As a matter of fact, the world as a whole has a drinking problem. It's just rib splitting funny that this guy, who I'm sure speaks for an entire nation,nod, nod, wink, wink, stands on his soap box and stupidly declares that Russia doesn't have a problem anymore. This guy's only paddling with one oar. That's what I find funny.

  103. I'm not laughing by sugarman · · Score: 4

    I realize this is pretty up-tight, but making Zhirinovsky out to be some fun-lovin', practical-jokin' frat-boy is probably not in anyone's best interests.

    Its one thing to be cracking wise and making threats when you're in Delta House, but when you're a political leader who could (potentially) be controlling the world's second largest nuclear arsenal*, cracking wise about expansionism and assaults on other nations doesn't help your cred much.

    It didn't work well for Reagan, and we shouldn't be laughing at this wacko either. I'd treat his threats seriously. It may be easy to dismiss him as a nut when he only has 8% share, but that 8% change rapidly (just ask anyone from Minnesota).

    * alright, this may be FUD, I'm no longer sure of Russia's potential nuclear capabilities. Somehow I don't think they've gotten rid of everything yet though...

    --
    --sugarman--
    1. Re:I'm not laughing by ornil · · Score: 1

      Not that I disagree with you, but I want to mention that he got the second (I think) place in parliamnetary elections 6 years ago, and something similar, but lower 4 years ago. This time he is but the 6th, and just a bit above the threshold under which parties don't get seats (5%). So, there's yet hope for Russia.

    2. Re:I'm not laughing by rnelsonee · · Score: 1

      * alright, this may be FUD, I'm no longer sure of Russia's potential nuclear capabilities. Somehow I don't think they've gotten rid of everything yet though...

      Your fears aren't unfounded, but it turns out that their nuclear weapons are being dismantled. I have a friend who did some work for Lockheed Martin that involved them going over to Russia and dismantle the weapons themsevles. It's not that the U.S. doesn't trust them, but rather Russia is too poor to do it themselves!

  104. Bizarre humor indeed by tilly · · Score: 5

    He isn't stupid or crazy though. Never think that. His core constituency is anti-West. They have seen the West crush the Soviet system, lose them their empire, have a free market thrust down their throats only to bring utter poverty, disease, and hunger to them, and they don't like it. The more that he can make it seem that the West is afraid of him, the more they love him.

    The resulting antics seem foolish, stupid, and bizarre to Western eyes. But don't dismiss him lightly. A violent, dispossessed, and easily manipulated minority in the hands of a rabble-rouser is a very effective hand to produce a dictatorship. May I remind everyone of a similarly audacious "lunatic" who unified a country, restored its economy, hope, and pride? I am speaking, of course, of a once-Austrian who wound up leading Germany, Adolf Hitler.

    Sleep tight...
    Ben

    --
    My usual seat in the cluetrain is at A HREF="http://pub4.ezboard.com/biwethey.ht
    1. Re:Bizarre humor indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think the important comparison between Hitler and this guy is that they are both ultra-nationalists, and leveraged the unrest in their respective countries to gain political power on platforms of extreme nationalism and anti-semitism. While he might be humourous with 8% of the vote, his tone (but not his message) might change significantly if he gains any more power. Doug

  105. The only virus Zhirinovsky would recognize by RNG · · Score: 1

    would be the one(s) he caught during his visit(s) to the prosititutes ... the man is an idiot and even seems to have outlived his use as a gatherer of protest votes ... I think we have better things to worry about than him ...

  106. Zhirinovsky is not pokemon by IDispatch · · Score: 2

    Although Slashdot may make him out to be a cuddly old bear with a sense of humor, Vladimir Zhirinovsky is actually a dangerous psychopath with a racist streak a mile wide. Look up his "terribly funny quotes" from the early nineties about Zionism and what he would like to do to recover the former Soviet empire. Hemos - please get a clue.

  107. Nitpick.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First very few people say AIDS only effects homosexuals now-a-days. Second, if you have promiscous sex, you are more likely to contract AIDS than someone who is abstianant. I'm not saying you shouldn't have sex or that if you have sex you are going to get AIDS (safe-sex), however, statistically you are more likely. Thus saying immorals are more likely to get AIDS (where immorality means promiscuity -- remeber morality is relative) is a statistically accurate statement.

  108. Re:you depress me even more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There are large numbers of people who are still virgins and who have AIDS, much less being non-monogamous. They're called congenital victims of their mother's AIDS, or haemophiliacs, or other victims of tainted blood transfusions.

    They're out there, but their numbers are not large. Not large at all. They make up a tiny fraction of AIDS cases. The two main ways to acquire your very own HIV infection are: get buttfucked by a diseased male and have him tear the lining of your anus with his penis thrusts, and when he spurts his sperm into your anus, the virus is transmitted through the ruptured wall. The second is to share a needle with a diseased person. I don't know about you, but I won't use another person's toothbrush or even utensil utnil it's been washed in hot water...I certainly won't be injecting my veins with anything that's been soiled. The body's skin is terrific at repelling disease, and it takes some very specific behavior to pass HIV onto another person.

    You don't believe me, do you? What's the opposite of a high-risk group? A low-risk group, is what. I realize it's terribly inconvenient to inject cold hard facts into an emotional subject such as acquiring HIV, but here are some numbers from the American Center for Disease Control, which is a highly-respected government agency which, if anything, has a left-leaning bias to its data rather than right-wing. Here's all the causes of AIDS from 1981 to the present.

    Exposure Count

    Male homosexual/bisexual contact 287576 (VALID)

    IV drug use: female/hetero male 146359 (VALID)

    Male homo/bisex cont + IV drug 37152 (VALID)

    Hemophilia/coagulation disorder 4443 (VALID)

    Hetero cont HIV+/indiv at risk 49764 (VALID)

    Born in Pattern II country 0 (VALID)

    Receipt blood/component/tissue 7888 (VALID)

    Adult/adol other/undetermined 40618 (VALID)

    Pediatric Hemophilia/coag dis 231 (VALID)

    Mother HIV+ or at risk 6891 (VALID)

    Ped receipt blood/component/tiss 373 (VALID)

    Pediatric undetermined 134 (VALID)

    Count of AIDS Cases as of December 1996, By EXPOSURE, Ages 0- 65+ (N=581,429)

    As we can see, pediatric (little kid's) AIDS cases of all causes combined are at a grand total of 1.3% (7629 out of 581,429). Men fucking each other in the poop chute make up 49.4%, and drug users who injected themselves with filthy needles make up 25.2% of all AIDS patients. None of the other causes is above 8.6%. I realize it's terribly rude to point these things out, but nonetheless anyone can point their web browser at wonder.cdc.gov and roll their own statistics. These statistics look even worse if you limit them to a certain area instead of the whole USA, such as San Francisco or New York City, and limit your search to males aged 20-39.

    I'm sorry for injecting facts into an emotional discussion, but oh well, this is slashdot, after all...I'll probably get moderated to -5 seconds after I hit "Submit" by someone whose world view doesn't co-incide with The Truth.

  109. Agreed, Zhirinovski covers the right flank. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's so funny to watch the kids here speak big and play important. Zhirik covers the flank, that's all. He is paid to stay there and make sure no normal politician can get into the right political space. Old trick but works with some of the drunk russians and with most of the sober americans. The case with Buchanan is probably similar, I can't be sure though - I pay no attention to those puppets. But children like puppet shows, don't they. They take it for real and if you spoil their fun, they'll brand you "arrogant"...

  110. Taking into account... by Axe · · Score: 1

    ...that Z himself is Jewish, that's particulary ..uhm..funny?

    --
    <^>_<(ô ô)>_<^>
  111. Chicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But they do have the prettiest chicks!

  112. What the hell have you been smoking? by Cerberus7 · · Score: 1

    Go away.

    --
    I don't know about you, but my servers run on the power of cotton candy and happy thoughts. -Anonymous Coward
  113. This is what anti-Soviet propaganda... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    ...led you to believe. I lived there for 23 years, and can definitely say that it was not "slavery" -- it was s system with significant flaws, however -- surprise -- the magnitude of human rights violations was in the same range a s what was practiced in most of the Western countries at the same time. The "economic engine" that Russia had was inefficient, however so is stock market -- contrary to the popular belief economic systems can be something other than capitalism. While I don't like Communists or their actions (and criticized their political decisions when I lived there), I have to acknowledge that they did have working and stable economy for at least half a century, and most of people in Russia (surprise again) didn't feel more threatened by the government and society in their everyday life than americans do now in US.

    Eventually too many of the slaves drop their wrenches in the gears.

    This is a blatant rewriting of history. At the time when political reforms started economy still worked normally. Only after that when unblalnced, screwed up reforms started, people started losing their income and started leaving their normal jobs for various kinds of "exploitation of the flaws in the system". USSR was destroyed because of political problems, not because its economy suddently became incapable of supporting itself.

    As for your other point, why couldn't the USSR sustain an expensive arms rage with "the most prosperous country in the world?"

    What kind of fantasy world are you talking about? Arms race was sustained for all duration of the Cold War with no noticeable advantage to any side.

    They had more people, more natural resources. Rumor had it their populace was even "better educated." They didn't have any silly worker's rights and environmental laws to worry about.

    Russian population was (and probably still is) better educated than american one -- US has probably the worst education system among developed countries, and Russians, with Communists or not, always taken education very seriously. Communists understood well that with their political and economical system they had to pay _more_ attention to education than other countries to keep the development of technology at the level and rate, comparable with others. And again, contrary to what propaganda led you to believe, there are worker rights laws, unions (however they are even more corrupt and affected by politics there than in US) and environmental protection laws.

    They ignored age-old lessons. Rule of law (not men) and equal treatment under that law are essential.

    Again, this is bullshit. While government often ignored their own laws when it could get away with it (what is not too much unlike US), laws actually existed and were enforced. One may say that those laws were unjust, however it's a different question -- IMHO american immigration-related laws are unjust, too. The part about "lesson" is especially ridiculous -- Russia, just like say, Japan, had no "age-old" traditions of democracy or capitalism.

    You have to provide the means for people to succeed,

    This (with "success" as multi-million income) is only specific to one particular kind of society. The remote possibility to "strike big" at the expense of all others (reality check -- most of people will never be able to reach anywhere close to the level of wealth they set their goals for because scarcity and concentration of wealth won't allow them) may be a valid driving force of human activity, however it's not the only one possible, and with the amount of blatant abuse that we see now (from Microsoft to Amazon.com) one can wonder if it more often works or being abused.

    without mandating what they do and how they do it. Real prosperity is a bottom-up phenomenon.

    This entirely depends on the society in question. Of course, in US concentration of wealth already made this point close to becoming moot. And considering that US depends on the import and dirt-cheap labor abroad like an addict on crack, it becomes even less relevant. With all its flaws USSR at least was capable of producing within its borders everything that was consumed there.

    The Soviets tried to plan in advance, with some type of self-awarded omnipotence, what everyone was and was not going to do to make the USSR "successful."

    The same things happen within any large company -- the same organization is responsible for all decisions. In companies there is upper management in HQ, management in offices/branches, middle management, etc., all making their decisions on behalf of the company. The same kind of system was used in USSR. While I am not a fan of huge companies, last time I have checked, American economy is mostly ruled by them, so I don't see any fundamental difference.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  114. Hitler analogy is definitely NOT overblown. by hey! · · Score: 2

    The dangerous thing about Hitler was that he could simultaneously draw the attention of the dregs of society while deflecting the attention of the politically powerful with the very same antics. "Reasonable" people thought he was just some kind of a colorful kook who got by by saying crazy things that made the disposessed feel a little better.

    The Nazi party never won a real election, however they came to power because the political elite underestimated them and tried to use them as a political tool. Once they got a toehold in power, they surprised the politicians because they actually did everything they said they would so rapidly they threw everyone off balance and created an impenetrable climate of fear for any potential adversaries.

    I wouldn't put it down to the Hitler's political brilliance, so much as the other politicians not understanding his agenda. Here's a kind of analogy. The responsible parties let the Nazis into the club to play a game of chess, on the proviso that they play only with pawns. Hitler accepted the invitation because he had a gun in his pocket, and his agenda wasn't chess but murdering everyone in the club and burning it to the ground.

    The lesson -- you should never dismiss a bitter, violent fringe politician as an impotent kook, just because he'll never be able to put together an electoral victory.

    --
    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  115. To some ignoramuses that still didn't get it: by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    Zhirinovsky is probably the most ridiculously-looking politician ever. Over all his political career he managed to spout insults on everyone but himself and ultra-right extremists, promised/threatened ridiculous things, and at least at one occasion started a brawl in the Parlaiment session, but so far haven't done anything visible to back his words. I have no idea who voted for him, but I suspect that such a vote could only be taken as a desperate expression of complete disrespect to Russian Parliament (Duma). In Russia no one except probably some drunken mentally sick types really cares what he says or does -- certainly not Russian hackers that mostly are intelligent people.

    Publishing his rants in any non-tabloid place can mean one of two things -- either journalist is a moron, or it is done as an anti-Russian propaganda piece.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  116. DON'T take him too seriously by rentgen · · Score: 1
    I have seen many posts here urging too be serious about Zhirinovskiy, making fearsome comparisons to Hitler and apocalyptic prophecies of what might happen should he emerge as a country leader.


    Well, let's examine things a bit more closely and we're gonna see that none of it is close to the truth.


    First, he's not so popular at all. At the elections his block gained 6.18% and NONE of the independent candidates was affiliated with his party in any ways. That gives him 17 places out of 450 in "Duma".

    Living in Russia, i can assure you that the ideas they proclaim are not too popular among the citizens either, at least among those with common sense, and it's the majority.

    Frankly speaking, i would be much more alarmed by the fact that communists still gained 24.5% being the largest party in the new "Duma" again.


    Second, if you look at his actions and not his words you're gonna see that his block has never voted against any decisions supported by centric/right wings, which had never said anything about being pro-fascism, nationalistic, anti-west etc. As a rule, LDPR always votes as ruling party wants them to.


    The time of Zhirinovskiy and his party has largely passed, he is considered as some kind of clown in the country, though a smart person. I don't think there's any real threat from this side...

  117. stupid copy+paste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    awfull transcription. it should be sort of american Russian language è íå âûïåíäðèâàéñÿ, åñëè íå ïîíèìàåøü â ÷åì äåëî.

  118. Why they hate us (not) by hey! · · Score: 2

    For a while I've felt that it would be useful
    for me/somebody to make a web site outlining
    the reasons that people might have for hating the U.S
    ...
    Every time I read a Tom Clancy novel, the desire to make such a web site becomes almost overpowering.


    Maybe the rest of the world hates us because we don't understand them; maybe we don't understand them because of where we get our ideas about them. ;-)

    Seriously, having travelled a bit and known people from other countries, I would say it is an exaggeration to say that everyone hates Americans -- generally, I think the opposite is the case. People usually express very warm feelings towards Americans, and are very prepared to like you if you are one.

    Now, attitudes towards American paternalism are a little less warm. The US is probably the most enlightened, least paternalistic super-empire in history, but the competition for this distinction is hardly challenging.

    Americans tend to think we can do no wrong, so we paper over things we have done to others that they don't like, like meddling in their politics. It must seem surreal that Americans are getting bent out of shape because China might have funnelled an insignificant amount of money into the US elections, after the kind of bankrolling of political movements (not to mention propping up of dictators) we have done around the world. You can kind of see their point. I once had a colored South African woman working for me back during the 88 elections. She told me that she wished she could vote in the American elections, first because for once in her life she could get to vote, but also because the election of the American president had as big if not bigger impact on her prospects than it did for Americans.

    On the other hand, I think the rest of the world sometimes overestimates what we can do, so that it seems like we want to call the shots, but not undertake the responsibilities that come with that authority. People who think this way naturally feel some contempt for the US government. Why this bothers Americans, I can't say -- reviling the US government is great sport here.

    In the end, I wonder if all these issues are obsolete. Maybe the growth of international business will marginalize nations and governments as world actors.

    --
    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  119. Don't take him lightly. by Requiem · · Score: 1

    Zhirinovsky is a dangerous guy. If I recall correctly, he's run into trouble with the law after punching out a fellow MP (member of parliament, I'm unsure of the Russian term) who disagreed with him. This, coupled with his anti-west hatred and the fact that Russia still has a nuclear arsenal, makes him someone who would be a real threat should he gain power.

    Score -1, Redundant, I know, but it can't be over emphasised.

  120. More Onion humor on Russia.... by BobRainGod · · Score: 2

    http://www.theonion.com/onion35 43/russian_meal.html

    I literally snorted from laughter in Barnes & Nobles after reading this

  121. No. by BMIComp · · Score: 3

    Russians don't drink anymore? =P

    This guy's a little pzykotic. He blamed Jews for the Holocaust and WWII, since "there were too many Jews"... this guys a looney.

    1. Re:No. by Frodo · · Score: 1

      As statistic shows, Russians drink less then Spanish, for example, if you count per capita. The problem is that one man drinking a liter of vodka daily is not the same as 10 people drinking 100 grams daily. In the first case you should have an alcoholic, in the second case you can say "nothing unusual".

      As for Zhiri, he is far from being psycho. He's just a commercial punk, a man which makes money from looking and acting like a psycho. And he knows to do it pretty good.

      --
      -- Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.
  122. Subversively clueful? by mike_sucks · · Score: 2
    At least he's not hell-bent on restricting access to overseas networks, like they are here in Australia.

    "Kill all access, must kill all access"

    -Mike.

    --
    -- "So, what's the deal with Auntie Gerschwitz et all?"
  123. Revised List.. by uh · · Score: 0

    1) French 2) Russians 3) Americans Dude, you really must be on something if you honestly think anyone can be more arrogant than the French. It isn't possible. Its the only thing the French have, and they will fight to the death to maintain there status.

  124. Goldeneye by Schaft · · Score: 1

    Someone should tell the whacko that just because there was a Russian programmer in Goldeneye, that doesn't make the Russians the "best hackers in the world."

  125. Arms race and CIA by tilly · · Score: 2

    Others have addressed your other points, I just want to hit 2 of yours.

    You ask, why couldn't the USSR sustain an expensive arms rage with "the most prosperous country in the world?" Well remember your history. In the 80's the USA massively sped up its half of the arms race, and provided a credible threat of developing an anti-missile system to protect itself against the USSR. The resulting over-expenditure was not really affordable by the US, and definitely could not be matched by the USSR.

    As for the CIA, I read that article a decade ago, and would love to put my hands on it again. Essentially the policy that the CIA pioneered with the Solidarity movement in Poland was how to make a populace aware of their options for non-violent protest, help them organize, and bridge the gaps to let traditional sources of support (labor unions, Church, etc) be able to effectively help the movement.

    These policies (for obvious reasons) can only work when the population is dissatisfied. Furthermore the alliance between the USA and the Catholic Church in the 80's is an open secret. Thirdly the collapse of the Soviet block happened as a series of movements that resembled Solidarity.

    So given that in 1984 there were (very complimentary) press reports detailing how the events of 1982 in Poland were partly the result of a successful CIA experiment in encouraging non-violent protest, and given that a few short years later in Soviet country after Soviet country the governments came toppling down after very similar public protests, one cannot help but ask what the connection is.

    Note that the CIA activity in Poland, while covert, was not unethical. It was largely a behind-the-scenes informing, teaching, and organizing role to encourage a democratic protest. In a system that blocks such protests, the effects can be quite...startling.

    Cheers,
    Ben

    --
    My usual seat in the cluetrain is at A HREF="http://pub4.ezboard.com/biwethey.ht
  126. Jesse Ventura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is Russia's equivalent of governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

  127. Communists did win big, but... by karb · · Score: 1

    All their fellow hardliners (Russia doesn't have just two parties, like we do) lost big. So while the communists did well, they now have less influence because their traditional political allies are kaput.

    --

    Jack Valenti and the MPAA are to technology as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone

  128. Not so funny... by PhilipKDick · · Score: 2

    ...if you have a border with Russia. This guy represents the dark side of Russia. The side we all want to forget about very quickly. However, Zyrinowski's party just got 25 seats in Duma (approx. 5.5%)
    He made some headlines in Poland when he threatened to nuke Warsaw if Poland ever dared joining NATO. Imagine what is going to happen if he ever gets a majority vote. In a democratic country with a stable economy this guy would be considered a harmless lunatic and probably end up in an institution.
    In a country that's effectively in an economic turmoil where the business, politicians and even the law enforcement is constantly suspected of corruption and democracy is widely confused with anarchy such demagogs have a rich basis for planting their propaganda.
    Now that EU is actively trying to elbow-out the US forces from Europe by trying to create a European equivalent of NATO it could be the perfect timing to convince at least some Russians that there never was a better time to restore the former areas of influence...
    Russia is in turmoil but that doesn't necessarily mean that its military force is weak. With the lack of prospects for decent living a lot of citizens will be more and more frustrated and generally become more prone to any extremist ideas. The victimizing of minorities, and politics of accusation will work in Russia's politicians favour (Mr Putin being the prime example).
    Given that the majority of seats were won by the communist party and the pro-Chechnya-war 'Unity' coming close second it is clear that Russia is missing its communist past. Beware.

  129. Re:Western?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A secret truce with Japan that allowed the battle hardend elite Siberian troops leave Manchuria had a lot to do with it. Oh and it wasn't the coldest winter in history, Napolean got one just as bad

  130. "only a few listen" lends no comfort by Savage+Henry+Matisse · · Score: 2

    In support of Ben's observation-- as well as his analogy-- we should all bear in mind that Herr Hitler never had more than roughly 33% of the popular vote in Germany. Look at what a glorious mess he made with just 1/3 of the people. That Big Z (Newsweek, in an unchracteristic moment of decent writing, once dubbed him the "Laughing Fascist") currently only has an 8% market share is cold comfort.

    --
    Much Love,
    "S"HM
    *****
    (I refuse to spellcheck out of contempt for your belief system)
  131. He is loosing popularity by srk · · Score: 2

    Actually Zhirinovsky is very strongly loosing popularity. In the first Russian elections (~1992) he has got smth like 30% of all the votes and was a leading party in the parliamnet. Than his share was steadily slipping to the condition this year when there were big doubts that he will get 5% of votes that is a threshold to get in to parliament. Hi is a falling star. Surely he is a scary personality and, BTW, a former KGB agent. I hope that some time he will disappear from the Russian political scene.

  132. The russians have kickarse virus crews by QuantumG · · Score: 2

    Hehe.. hardly a day goes by on IRC where I'm not harrassed by a russian who wants me to read his latest virus source. In broken english he'll say how much he loved VLAD 4 and ask when the next mag is out. Unlike western virus crews, the russians have a real structure to their "virus clubs". I once received a newsletter from a russian virus club and they were saying that I could be come a "Wizard" if I liked. Oh please. The attitude to viruses is totally different over there. I just find it funny that Zhirinovsky's first name is Vladimir :)

    You can read more about VLAD at http://www.virusexchange.org/vlad/.

    --
    How we know is more important than what we know.
  133. Western?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you Americans are whining all day is that everything non-western (in this case Russia) is evil and at the same time you're telling about the maniac Hitler, as if Nazi Germany is not western, but some place on Mars. How hypocrit! Nazi Germany was super-capitalistic and western. The German u-boots bombed the U.S. coast back then. I don't think you liked that very much at the time, do you? The Soviet Union saved the world from domination by the Nazi's by sacreficing more than thirty million Russian soldiers and they were what you call "commies". By the way, wasn't the U.S. that country that did mass slavery on all non-white people in America and is in the top-three on Amnesty International's list of violation of human rights? Ah yes, it is. The electric chair isn't very comfortable. Another stupid invention by the U.S..

  134. "..aren't laughing now" by strlen · · Score: 3
    Please dont love at Jirinovsky. He's nothing to be laughed about. In fact, to some degree he summarizes the key points of what Russians want (I, being from a former U.S.S.R. republic do know what I am talking about).
    • Their pride restored. During the U.S.S.R. Russia was a powerfull nations, whos armed forces could turn New York into a powerdercake, whos scientists were among the best in the world, where there was no unemployement, there was no crime, there was no AIDS and alcoholism was being fought against (if you were found drunk on the street, be ready to smell boots and loose your liver).
    • Yankees go home. American cultural has infiltrated Russia much more then it has the rest of Europe. Every Russian girl dreams to be like an American slut. I doubt there is anyone in Russia who likes that.
    • Order. Crime began to climb rapidly in Russia after the fall of Gorrbachev and the U.S.S.R. Streets are dirty, buttons in elevators are burned out, the whole country looks like a project in NYC.
    If he comes to power, which he might, depending on how well Putin does (assuming he does get elected as the president) and how popular the communists become, many of US will know what a T66 is, just like we know what a Panzer is.
  135. Scary? Check out Yeltsin's quote here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This snippet from cnn.com

    BERNARD SHAW, CNN ANCHOR: Now to the growing strain in
    relations between the United States and Russia. Recent events hearken back
    to the Cold War days, which ended nearly 10 years ago. The latest
    development: President Boris Yeltsin lashed out at U.S. President Bill
    Clinton Thursday for criticizing Russia's war in Chechnya, saying, "It seems
    he has forgotten Russia has a full arsenal of nuclear weapons." Also, both
    sides are trading spy charges.

    This is remiscent of cold war posturing. Now I hear the communists are reaping sweeping victories in Russian elections thanks to financial chaos and people looking for a change... any change... even willing to go back to some of the old ways. Do you understand what is happening here?... The Soviets are back.

  136. Russia doesn't have a drinking problem? by / · · Score: 3

    Open letter to Zhirinovsky from his family:

    Please, Zhirinovsky, we don't want to see you hurt yourself or others. We miss the old days when you didn't come home from the Duma in the middle of the night and urinate on the living room floor. There are people who can help you -- they've helped themselves and they've helped others before you. We have a book we want you to read. You don't have to do it if you don't want, but all the same we hope you'll do it. We love you. And little Sasha wants some help assasinating rival political opponents. Who will teach him if you don't? Please, if you won't do it for yourself, do it for us.

    Tseluyem,
    Vasha Sem'ya

    --
    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes