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  1. Re:Pay to steal on Comcast Sued Over P2P Blocking · · Score: 1

    [in monotone] I luv my Lotus Notes. Thank you fine corporation for which I work. I appreciate the opportunity to leverage the synchronicitous advantage that Lotus Donts ..errr...... Notes provides.... ...that is all

  2. Re:Ban on re-processing on The Nuclear Power Renaissance · · Score: 1

    One needs a certain concentration of energy in the "steam" (enough to produce steam at high pressure) to run a turbine efficiently. Once you put the initial steam through a turbine its "quality" is degraded enough that it is not efficient to put it through another turbine.

    But it would heat your house quite nicely....

  3. Re:It's bad beyond a joke - so time for one on Trojan Found In New HDs Sold In Taiwan · · Score: 1

    OK.... .....but you have GOT to keep those damn joeys off my lawn!

  4. Re:Big red switch on The Top Ten Off Switches · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah!!!

    [CLICK!] ..... [WHmmmmrmmmrmmmrmmmrmmrmmrmmrmmrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

  5. Re:FIST!!! on The Top Ten Off Switches · · Score: 1, Insightful

    NOPE!!!

  6. Re:5 Year Limit on FTC Announces Crackdown on Do Not Call Violators · · Score: 1

    It all began with my building of "rappoty" with my politician. Next thing I knew, they were expecting to use my "rappoty" any time they came by my house.

  7. Re:Or maybe....[Warning, requested car analogy!] on Encrypted Torrents Growing Fast In the UK · · Score: 1

    OK.

    Unencrypted packets are like.....er....ummm.....untinted windows!

    Encryption is after-market window tinting!

  8. Re:Why is the box smarter than me? on New Parental Controls Limit Xbox Time · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the games they play are "Goo-goo DressUp Dolls MX ReSpin".

  9. Re:Moore's Law, anyone? on MIT Offers City Car for the Masses · · Score: 1

    That joke is so old its electrons need a walking frame!

  10. Re:that math is wrong on Apple Makes $831 On Each AT&T iPhone · · Score: 1

    You've loost your mind, man!

  11. Re:The industry will not survive? on New Head of EMI Says 'Embrace Digital Music or Die' · · Score: 1

    There are issues with recording outside of a well controlled environment. Recording technology has come a long way, but it still has difficulty with spurious background noise elimination.

    You need a well insulated/isolated sound environment to make a decent recording.

  12. Re:Brute Force Attacks on Cracked Linux Boxes Used to Wield Windows Botnets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guns don't kill people, catchphrases kill people.

  13. Re:just like katrina on Federal Government Inadvertently Deleted Ca.Gov · · Score: 1

    Ummm.....I'm telling....that comment is a definite 6th Day violation!

  14. Re:Phased Arrays on The Dirty Business of Assembling WiMAX Spectrum · · Score: 1

    Doc is right. The phased array stuff works even with multiple transmitters on the same freq because of the ability of signal processing to pick out the slight variations in signal (over time) arriving at each of the receiver's antennas. It is reduced to a problem of sufficient processing capability for a given array and the accuracy of knowledge of geographic positions of the receiver's array elements with respect to wavelength,element spacing and quantization size and errors of the processing chain.

    So, if your elements are real close together, and you are guessing at just exactly how far apart they are, and you are using a small wavelength, you better be able to sample the crap out of the incoming signals with a high accuracy 456783 bit converter and a beowulf cluster of optical DSPs.

    Disclaimer: I have no idea what I am talking about.

  15. Re:A perfect example of patents destroying innovat on Vonage Hit With $69.5M Judgement · · Score: 1

    This is a perfect example ... of how threads derail.

  16. Re:One step closer... on New Attorneys Fee Decision Against RIAA · · Score: 1

    ...who whine about the RIAA should just learn to PAY YOUR FUCKING WAY.


    Then commoditize distribution. I want to pay very little to the label compared to the money that goes to the artists.

    This is up to the artists as they are the ones signing exclusive copyright distribution agreements.
  17. Re:You want to create a noisy EM environment cheap on Big Brother Really Is Watching Us All · · Score: 1

    It's the switching noise from the device. Unshielded, undamped, "un-evertyhinged".

    It comes across as a train of near-infinite impulses which looks like broad spectrum electromagnetic "white" noise.

  18. Re:Not fair! on Scientists Create Di-positronium Molecules · · Score: 1

    ...only with petrified naked statues of .... nevermind.....

  19. Re:"code" is probably in the hardware on Breathalyzer Source Code Revealed · · Score: 1

    "whinging"?

    WTF word is that? Trying to spell "whining"?

  20. Re:Who Cares on Belgium May Prosecute the Church of Scientology · · Score: 1

    I came that you may have life ... and that more abundantly.

  21. Re:Maybe not surprising, but... on Anonymous Programmers Reveal iPhone Unlocking Software · · Score: 1

    I too wanted to be without cell phone, but ..... and this is a big but ..... I found that the availability of public pay phones is drastically reduced due to the advent of the cell phone. Now if I had an emergency situation on the road, at night, after most people have gone "lights out", I would be in a dilemma.

    With a cell phone my wife feels more connected with me. This is a good and a bad thing. More connected sometimes means more jobs for me to do for her. But sometimes more connected means she feels reassured that if the shit were to hit the fan, I would be right there with her.

    All swords are double edged. Some edges are sharper than others. And some swordsmen hate wearing gauntlets.

  22. Re:Poll: When reloading Slashdot every five... on Don't Let Your Boss Catch You Reading This · · Score: 1

    I nearly panicked at the thought that you may be referring to actually creating documentation.

    Then I realized you meant reading documentation. Right?.....I mean.....no self-respecting /.er would be caught dead actually writing......documentation.....would they?

  23. Re:No, it doesn't. on Linux Wireless Driver Violates BSD License? · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what they say.

  24. Re:Allofmp3 mark II is coming on Antigua May Be Allowed To Violate US Copyrights · · Score: 1

    This kind of free thinking and speech is monstrous! What your country needs is a Department of Homeland Security ... like ours :) !!!

    Then you can safely rest in the knowledge that your every email or forum posting is thoroughly reviewed by Big Brothe ... I mean ... the DHS. You could feel secure knowing that at this very moment your DHS is planning an armed raid against those who would dare disagree with the Vaterland.

    Imagine getting an all expense paid trip to a mystery location (renditioned with a hood over your head)!! At the generous resort you could practice competitive water boarding, repetitive flogging, and professional joint dislocation!

    Join the many others who rapturously enjoy giving to what they think is a humane cause only to have the organization show up on the 'supports terrorism' list later. Many have expressed their joy over having to retain lawyers and prove their innocence rather than enduring the ignominy of assumed innocence and a prosecutorial burden of proof.

  25. Re:So? on Breaking a Car's Cipher · · Score: 1

    Thanks a lot, you insensitive clod!

    I was at work when I read your hilarious response and now people are staring at me in my cubicle, wondering what part of my boring engineering job could possibly be so humorous. I am certain to be demoted to junior engineer or even lower ... administrator!

    Get the lead out!