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  1. Re:Uh? on Quebec's Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve · · Score: 1

    Oops, sorry...

    20 880 000 000 000 000 cal
    20 880 000 000 000 kcal
    20 880 000 000 Mcal
    20 880 000 Gcal
    20 880 Tcal
    20.88 Pcal

  2. Re:Uh? on Quebec's Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve · · Score: 1

    20 880 000 000 000 cal
    20 880 000 000 kcal
    20 880 000 Mcal
    20 880 Gcal
    20.88 Tcal

  3. Re:Fastest slashdot story ever! on 7.4-Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Off Japan; Tsunami Alert Issued · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that tip.

  4. "New" dinosaur species? on New Dinosaur Species Found In China · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Is this some speed of light thingy?
    We just found out about it and therefore it happens now and not 99 million year ago when it actually was new?

    We must have found it via a mirror 49.5 million lightyears away. Thats the only way something on earth can happen 99 million year ago at the same time as it's happens right now.

  5. Re:There's really no point... on LHC, CERN Has Found the Hugs Boson · · Score: 2

    What?
    This is the only day of the year that /. have new news!

  6. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Why Russian Space Images Look Different From NASA's · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia Jokes make YOU.

  7. Re:Proper Heading on FCC Giving Away Wi-fi Routers For Broadband Tests · · Score: 1

    That's his point.
    They are giving the routers away to "average users" instead of asking "average users" to install a custom firmware on any old random router.
    If an user installs a custom firmware on their router they are not an "average user".

    -"Can't do that with any old random router off the shelf."
    -"Well, technically one could, but..."

  8. Re:This site has really jumped the shark on Nuclear Crisis Stopped Time In Japan · · Score: -1

    and lasers in between and on top.

    and so on.
    laser
    shark
    laser
    shark
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    shark
    laser
    shark

  9. Re:Bananas on A Handy Radiation Dose Chart From XKCD · · Score: 1

    I once googled for banana brandy, to my surprise I ended up in a radioactive disaster zone.

  10. Re:Shame on Former Goldman Programmer Sentenced To 97 Months · · Score: 1

    You mean educated stupid?

  11. Re:Umm....This is news? on Text Messages To Replace Stamps In Sweden · · Score: 1

    The difference here is that you pay with SMS and you don't need to print anything. Just write the code you get in the returing sms on your envelope.

    1. Send SMS with a simple code ("Inrikes"/"Utrikes" and weight) to Posten. Something like "IN100", "UT200" etc.
    2. Receive SMS with code from Posten.
    3. Write that code on the envelope.

    No need for any computer, smartphone, printer, credit card, online identification etc. You just need any old dumbphone that can send SMS.

  12. Re:Good luck with that on Text Messages To Replace Stamps In Sweden · · Score: 1

    Besides, if you were planning to go through all the trouble to pre-print codes on the envelopes, why not just add the cost of postage to the cost of the envelopes and skip the whole 'activation' bit?

    We already have those in Sweden.
    Padded envelopes for max 2kg, and normal envelopes for max 100g.
    http://www.posten.se/m/kuvert

  13. Landmark Patent Reform Bill? on Senate Passes Landmark Patent Reform Bill · · Score: 1

    So you can patent landmarks now?

  14. Re:Pfft on Disarm Internet Trolls, Gently · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do you feel that this approach is pretty gay?

    I think it's somewhat gay. But what make you think that it's pretty gay?

  15. Re:Step... on What Would You Do With Open.org? · · Score: 1

    1. Buy Domain
    2. Ask Slashdot
    3. Sell Domain
    4. Profit

  16. Re:Life is more robust than that... on Earth's Inner Core Rotation Slower Than Estimated · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, Earth's rotating inner hardcore.

  17. Re:Also on Iceland Eyes Liquid Magma As Energy Source · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If buffalos were meant to fly, they would have buffalo wings.
    Man have buffalo wings, therefore man were meant to fly.
    QED

  18. Re:Aliens are statistically likely to exist on Milky Way Stuffed With an Estimated 50 Billion Alien Worlds · · Score: 1

    But if we find life on mars we got two points!

  19. Blowing out a candle? on Man Uses Snowblower To Put Out House Fire · · Score: 1

    So you can blow out a fire of this size? I mean without explosives.

  20. Re:Nano on Hummingbird-Size Wing-Flapping Drone Unveiled · · Score: 1

    It's definitely smaller than a femtoparsec.

  21. Re:je me souviens on A Car You Can Drive With Your Thoughts · · Score: 1

    -Fucking assholes!
    -Confirm: Fucking, Austria?
    -YES!

  22. Re:Can't wait to see what happens on A Car You Can Drive With Your Thoughts · · Score: 1

    I'd hit that?

  23. Re:Is $500 a good rate? on Teenager Tries To Hire Hitman Via Facebook · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean pro boner?

    Bart: Because I like you, I'll even do it pro boner.
    Skinner: It's pro bono.
    Bart: I know what I said.

  24. Re:Zero-sum game on The Sum Total of the World's Knowledge: 250 Exabytes · · Score: 1

    Net Effect on Research Productivity = readily available information / ways to procrastinate = none
    0 / X = 0
    X / X =1
    X / 0 =~infinity

    Did I explain the joke?
    Yes, I divided by zero.

  25. Re:Nokia + Kinect on Kinect Revolutionizing Robotics · · Score: 1

    NoKinect

    Kinecting People