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  1. Re:No No No. Serously on Best Laptop for Going Around the World? · · Score: 1

    Yesterday, we were doing a bunch of draft slides using an erasable white board with a printer. We have been printing out our white board drawings for years. Yesterday, the printer decided to crap out in the middle of the session, and we needed these slides the day before yesterday. We couldn't wait for a new printer cartridge.

    All of us were lost for a few minutes as to what to do. Then I went to the supply closet, and after much effort, found an old school #2 pencil (the kind that you use a sharpener with), with an ACTUAL eraser.

    I got writers cramp drawing those slides, and used the eraser a lot, but it was kind of cool.

    I used to have a $100 Pentax that I could take practically any picture with. I once took perfect pictures inside the Maginot Line with no flash ( I set the shutter speed to about 1 second with the camera sitting on a table)

    Sometimes, old school is the best :)

  2. Re:Spaceballs on Master Diebold Key Copied From Web Site · · Score: 1

    Thats the key I have for my luggage! I can't find the key and have to use a screwdriver to open it now. How did Diabold get it? Has my luggage been pwned?

  3. Re:Hey Hey! This IS /. on A $1 Billion Email Gaffe · · Score: 1

    Of course it is. I mean, everything is Microsoft's fault, right? I mean they are almost as evil as Bush :P Anyway, I knew a sysadmin who got fired over autocomplete. She tried to send a stupid pr0n joke to a coworker and accidentally send it to a wide distribution list instead. Autocomplete helped her find that distribution list. I mean, we can't really expect people to check their to: list prior to sending pr0n jokes, can we?

  4. Re:Another Flamewar? on Torvalds Says Microsoft is Bluffing on Patents · · Score: 1
    1. Start total flamewar
    2. Capture heat generated, convert to unlimited energy source
    3. ???
    4. Profit!
  5. Re:RealPlayer on Yahoo Music Shutting Down, Users Going to Real · · Score: 1

    I used to have the Rhaposdy service, but wound up canceling it after buying Iron Maiden "A Matter of Life and Death", but couldn't download it to my iPod because of compatibility/DRM issues. Enough DRM crap. I now buy all my music from Amazon.

  6. Re:Try Asking, Nicely on Online Reputation Management To Keep Your Nose Clean? · · Score: 1

    Funny how that works.

    I remember a passage from Tom Clancy's Red Storm Rising:

    Some US solders on Iceland after the Soviets had invaded and taken over: "Sir, we need some food. What do we do?" "We ask for it." "Ask for it?" "Yes, private, we ask for it. And pay for it. And say Thank you, unless they want to phone Ivan as soon as we leave."

    Twenty years later, I have made a very successful career mostly by being nice. I find it usually works a lot better than being an asshole.

  7. Re:Will MS buy #2 and make it #3 like them? on Microsoft Bids $44.6 Billion For Yahoo · · Score: 1

    An interesting take on this is at BBC. If they screw this one up, oh well...

  8. Re:Just a thought, but.... on RIAA Drops Case, Should Have Sued Someone Else · · Score: 1

    Three words: Pay... Per... View...

    Then it will wind up on piratesbay.org

  9. Re:Annoyance with Windows Explorer on Windows Vista Annoyances · · Score: 1

    Actually in my experience, every version of Windows Explorer (since at least 95) has had the "Microsoft sort". From the start menu, to file listings, new entries are entered at the end of the list or near where the cursor is. Once my project manager was trying some old Oracle archivelogs which were sorted by date using explorer on XP. I advised him against it because of this problem. Sure enough, as he was highlighting them, a couple of new ones appeared in the middle of the (previously sorted) list and were deleted. Fortunately, we had extra copies duplexed so we didn't lose anything.

    In the start menu, Microsoft actually has code to keep the program list unsorted (when you click "resort", you are actually deleting a registry key which maintains the unsorted entries).

    I am hoping to replace the XP explorer with KDE when they release binaries for Windows. Maybe I'll just compile it myself.

  10. Re:My best console wasn't a console on What's the Best Game Console of All Time? · · Score: 1

    While I didn't learn programming on a C-64, did some cool stuff on it, like programming a macro assembler in basic (I couldn't afford the cartridge) and a Q*Bert game with it.

    I just downloaded a C-64 emulator with the ROMS of my favorite games - Defender of the Crown, Aliens, Gunship, California Games. Man, we use to play those a lot! When I first started Aliens, it seemed pretty cheesy by todays standards. Then I remembered these games are based on 1982 technology. I started playing them again, and they are just as fun as ever, even with 320x200 16 color graphics and MIDI sound.

    Sir! they are all over the place! Where are they, private? Everywhere! They're in the Room! I don't see anything! How could the be in the

    * NO_CARRIER *

  11. Re:warning labels on New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was once in London, and had to set up some US computer equipment. We used transformers to convert the 220 to 110 US voltage. Our SOP (which of course I didn't follow) was to use a voltage meter prior to plugging anything in. Instead, I plugged a laptop into it and booted it up just fine. Then I plugged a surge protector which promptly exploded (it was pretty spectacular). Finally following the SOP, I checked the output voltage of the transformer which was actually about 350 volts. Apparently the laptop had a pretty good power supply.

  12. Re:I Multitask just fine! on Multitasking Makes You Stupid and Slow · · Score: 1

    Where are my mod points when I need them?

  13. Re:Now Windows and Mac users can enjoy... on KDE Goes Cross-Platform, Supports Windows and OS X · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I'll keep that right-click trick in mind.

    BTW, the little task bar trick works great with a command prompt. Just drag a file to the command prompt button and drop it on the window. It will paste the complete path to the file in the window, along with quotes. Nice if your file is buried 12 levels deep.

  14. Re:Now Windows and Mac users can enjoy... on KDE Goes Cross-Platform, Supports Windows and OS X · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I would love to see context menus in Windoze. Sometimes it copies the file. Sometimes it moves the file. Sometimes it creates a link (shortcut) to the file. Depends on whether it is a Network share, different device, if it is between 0615 and 1320 on Mondays, Thursdays, or the 14th of each month.

    I never use drag and drop in Windozes for that very reason.

  15. Re:Standard media can fail too on Environmental DVD Wrecks Apple Drives · · Score: 1

    I kind of guessed that, but was too lazy to look it up :p 52X? Thats a lot of RPMs. More like the bit I would put on my router than something I would put in my computer. No wonder it exploded. What, do I have to start wearing safety goggles when I use a CD? :)

  16. Re:Century Plant on Bizarre Self-Destructing Palm Tree Found · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid in California, we had one of these my entire life. When I was 18, it bloomed, growing a 30 foot flower in about a month. Then it died, with the flower crashing into our garage. The new ones that sprouted then should be about ready to bloom too...

  17. Standard media can fail too on Environmental DVD Wrecks Apple Drives · · Score: 1
    I one put a standard (commercial) CD-ROM in a 52x standard tray loader. Apparently this CD had a defect in it, as it exploded after it spun up. Apparently these 52x CD-ROM drives work by spinning the CD at a much higher speed than a normal music CD and generating a lot more centrifugal force.

    When it let loose, the force was powerful enough to blow the front door off the drive, send a cloud of shards throughout the room and inside the case, and destroyed the drive. I even found some fragments which had ricocheted into the kitchen. I only recovered about 3/4 of the CD. Not sure what happened to the rest.

  18. Re:employment != ownership on Microsoft to Spy on Employees · · Score: 1

    In the US Army, the military IDs they issued you say "Property of the US Government". What they didn't say was that it referred to YOU, not the ID.

  19. Re:That looks familiar... on Startup Offers Instant-Boot Windows Alternative · · Score: 1

    I would guess something KDE based. The icons look a lot like Linspire.

  20. Re:January 19, 2038 on Y2K38 Watch Starts Saturday · · Score: 1

    I'm am getting ready to install Duke Nukem Forever on my Linux machine, but first I have to apply the DST patch to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe's time turbines to prevent the space/time continuum from actually being broken.

  21. Re:Not a significant date on Y2K38 Watch Starts Saturday · · Score: 1

    For some odd reason, I didn't get my mortgage bill this month and had to call the company to arrange payment.

  22. As the 2nd player on What Was Your First Gaming Experience? · · Score: 1

    I got the "bowl with suction cup" powerup, but the other player was very skilled, and was able to use it to launch things to the ceiling instead of of just dropping them on the floor. Needless to say, she completed the first level very quickly :)

  23. Re:Well, now I feel like an idiot... on OLPC To Be Distributed To US Students · · Score: 1

    I want one for my 3rd grader. Where can I get one?

  24. Re:what the hell... on OLPC To Be Distributed To US Students · · Score: 0, Troll

    That tag is totally fucked up.

  25. Re:99 on "Cone of Silence" Possible Say Scientists · · Score: 1

    I always thought 99 was hot, even when I was a kid. That being said, I have used the term "cone of silence" for the last 15 years as any technology we were forced to use which didn't work (FOCUS, Business Objects, Windows, Oracle Application Server/Reports server, Microstrategy, etc).