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  1. April Fools on Google Launches CADIE, the First True AI · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Shall I be the first to ruin the fun by pointing out that this is just an April Fool's prank?

  2. Publishers write to Texas standards? on Texas Vote May Challenge Teaching of Evolution · · Score: 1

    Texas is such a large textbook market that many publishers write to the state's standards.

    Well, there's the crux of the problem. Book publishers probably shouldn't write the science textbooks. Scientists should.

  3. Sounds good on Should Obama Give Stimulus To Open Source? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a great idea... If nothing else, it might help induce certain monopolies to become more competitive and re-focus on creating better software, rather than spending its resources trying to crush its opponents.

    And, as much as I would resist the government getting involved in standards-making and enforcement, it wouldn't be out of line for them to exert themselves toward making sure certain monopolies don't subvert the existing independent standards-making bodies through bribery and infiltration.

  4. Stop hacking please, nudge nudge wink wink on Pirate Bay Founder Begs For Hacker Ceasefire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, as any decent hacker knows, "Stop hacking please" is just a l33t-speak code message for, "Keep up the good work"!

  5. An IP address is not biographical on Ontario Court Wrong About IP Addresses, Too · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Several people use my computer at home. Plus, I use computers at several different IP addresses, some of which are in turn used by other people. So how can any IP address, by itself, be biographical information about me in particular?

    More importantly, how can an IP address be identified with me directly? If "my" IP address is used to download porn, how do they know whether I did it, or someone else at my computer did it? How do they know it wasn't some Russian Mafia's botnet that took over my computer and did it?

  6. Nice slap down on Comrade, You Are So Not Getting a Dell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In Putin's defense, he was slapping down a marketing pitch. The linked article gets it wrong on a subtle but significant detail: Mr. Dell didn't ask "If" Dell could help, he asked "How" Dell could help.

    Who can blame Putin for being offended by the implication that Russia needed Mr. Dell's help? So he let him have it with both barrels, much as any of us might react to an unwanted and annoying telemarketer, if they gave us a similarly arrogant pitch.

    And by the way, shouldn't the lame jokes be changed to start with "In post-Soviet Russia"?

  7. Eight-armed creature on Eight-Armed Animal Preceded Dinosaurs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Eight-armed, in the sense that a starfish is five-armed. Not quite as sci-fi weird as the headline might sound.

  8. Ban them altogether on WV Voters Say Machines Are Switching Votes · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Is there anyone with any depth technical knowledge at all, that seriously believes that we should use such a corruptible technology as electronic voting machines in our sacred voting process?

    You can't secure them. Anybody with an ounce of sense about computer security knows this. Plus, there is no way to verify whether they are programmed to do what they should.

    And we argue over whether to have paper trails?

  9. Call me on Untangling Web Information · · Score: 1
    Yawn. Call me when the Ajax Rich AI Virtual Semantic iWeb 3.0 comes out.

    Until then, I'm sticking with Lynx!

  10. Not only that on Ars Examines Outlandish "Lost To Piracy" Claims and Figures · · Score: 5, Funny

    And not to mention, the massive loss of dignity to Talk Like A Pirate Day.

  11. Overnet and Undernet on Vint Cerf Says It's Every Machine For Itself · · Score: 1

    I'm going to connect a disk array to the "undernet" and call it the Panty-RAID. Dare I predict the Slashdot headline when the first virus hits the undernet? Why not: "Undernet Gets First Wedgie"

  12. Cloud computing on Microsoft To Release Cloud-Oriented Windows OS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a marketing phrase, designed to encourage you to offload your computing to the Cloud. The Cloud is where someone else controls your information, not you. Stallman says it's a trap. I'm inclined to believe him. When MicroHard starts promoting it? All the more reason to be leery of it.

  13. We need a bigger internet on The Facts & Fiction of Bandwidth Caps · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't we just add some more tubes?

  14. So what you're saying is... on Windows 7 Trades Email and Photo Apps For Downloadable Ones · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... they're making it more like Linux distros?

    Excellent idea.

  15. Re:How? on 7th-Grader Designs Three Dimensional Solar Cell · · Score: 3, Funny

    And all those people who say that cats always land on their feet... they just aren't throwing them right.

  16. Yum Yum on Seinfeld-Windows TV Ad Anything But 'Delicious' · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but Bill Gates wiggling his rear does not sound the least bit "delicious" to me.

  17. Please stop on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    Please stop clogging the internet with your slashdotty posts now. You're slowing down my porn downloads.

  18. Impossible. on Fingerprint Test Tells Much More Than Identity · · Score: 1
    Nothing in all the wonders of this technology can convince me that it wouldn't be forever prone to the flaw of outside contamination. What if I had just touched someone else's hand, who just handled drugs? This technology won't find me guilty?

    Since this technology has to work with such minute amounts... How would this technology ever be able to prove that what it detected from your fingerprint, didn't get there from any of a thousand other indirect sources? How can they leap to the conclusion that what was found was something you encountered directly?

  19. Re:Out on a limb on Net Shoppers Bullied Into "Verified By Visa" Program · · Score: 1
    The main idea behind "buying local", has not much to do with buying from the local Wal-Mart.

    It's about buying products that haven't had to be shipped hundreds or thousands of miles, when you have a choice. Like buying apples grown nearby, rather than from the other side of the world, even if they cost a little more. This would apply regardless of what retailer you bought the item from.

  20. 1984? on US Warns Olympic Visitors of Chinese Cyber-Spying · · Score: 0
    1984? Oooo, Scary. That's like, so twenty-four years ago.

    And, like only China does this stuff. Egad...the U.S. would never stoop to doing such things!

  21. distaste for remote warfare aside, on USAF Enlists Shrinks To Help Drone Pilots Cope · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If this is creating a big psychological problem, why make the remote operators see any more than the live bomber pilots would? Is there a reason they must "watch it all the way to impact"?

  22. All together now: on Why Microsoft Cozied up to Open Source at OSCON · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Embrace, Extend....

  23. Re:Stop Playing Their Game on How To Deal With Internet Bullies? · · Score: 1

    You actually know of a parrot that can recite the next line in a movie, if you speak a famous movie quote?
    I might pay money to see that, if it actually existed.

  24. Re:A simple solution on The Future Has a Kill Switch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except by that time, the infrastructure will be in place, and it will be too late.

    The kill switch devices will have remotely reprogrammable logic, and once in place, they will not merely throw up their hands and give up the first time the system is defeated...they will just harden it until it is very difficult to subvert.

    And subverting it will become a felony, as will disabling the device on your own car, or cell phone, or your camera (so it can't take pictures in "locker rooms and museums"... wtf?).

    This is more than a slippery slope...this is teetering on the abyss of Orwell's wildest nightmare.

  25. Firebug on Firefox Appears Ready to Crack 20% Share Next Month · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I use primarily Firefox during web development, because it seems more efficient and sensible to target a reasonably compliant browser first, and then adjust to IE afterward. I use Firefox mostly because having Firebug available is so useful during development and debugging.