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  1. Re:Great on Foxconn Begins To Assemble Its Robot Army · · Score: 1

    It was Keynes, and he indeed predict that by now, we'd all be working a lot less and have a lot more leisure time. Turns out he was wrong.

  2. Re:This is not an SSL problem on SSL Holes Found In Critical Non-Browser Software · · Score: 1

    Exactly. In the real world, dev monkey doesn't get to make the decisions. If dev monkey doesn't code around the problem, PHB finds a different code monkey to make the change. Not everyone gets to work for themselves or for a small startup where they can make their own decisions.

  3. Re:This is not an SSL problem on SSL Holes Found In Critical Non-Browser Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a problem of bad APIs and people not competent to select libraries with better ones.

    While that might sound true, I think the problem is deeper than that. The issue in a lot of cases is developers having to deal with non-ideal SSL/TLS setups that they have no control over.

    It usually goes like this:

    Dev monkey gets told by PHB, we need to make our communications secure, so implement SSL. Dev monkey adds SSL support to the app. Code seems to work. Testing (or even worse, someone in Production) comes back and says: dev monkey's SSL code doesn't work with our Customer XYZ's server. Dev monkey tests things himself and finds that Customer XYZ is using a self signed cert or an expired cert. Dev monkey tells PHB that Customer XYZ needs to fix their setup. PHB tells dev monkey that the setup cannot be changed because of ABC and that dev monkey needs to "code around the issue". Dev monkey updates app to not choke on bad certs. Code gets released, and Customer XYZ's remote worker gets p0wned by a man in the middle attack. Customer XYZ blames PHB, PHB blames dev monkey. Dev monkey sighs and gets another mountain dew.

  4. Re:I predict INFINITE Growth! on Dell Strays Further From Intel Chips, Donates ARM Server to ASF · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yep. And from there on it will all be down-hill for ARM server growth. I already miss the glory-days of ARM server and we've barely even started.

  5. Re:to continue the trend? on Windows 7 Not Getting A Second Service Pack · · Score: 1

    I see you are new here. Let me help you: subtracting 1 has been considered higher math since this place was called Chips & Dips.

  6. Re:Well done B&N on Criminals Crack and Steal Customer Data From Barnes & Noble Keypads · · Score: 2

    Thank you for pointing that out. Everyone should know that the PAN is indeed stored in plain text on the magstripe. If the hardware was compromised, there's almost no way to stop someone from getting it.

  7. How the hell does the moon work, anyway? on New Evidence That the Moon Was Created In a Massive Collision · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and how the hell does the moon work, anyway? Where did it come from? NOBODY KNOWS! NOBODY KNOWS! We'll never know!

  8. A crowdsourced method of mining for Big Ideas on US Looks For Input On "The Next Big Things" · · Score: 1

    My "Next Big Thing" is the best. (Always wish for more wishes!)

    The issue isn't that we need one specific "Next Big Thing"; our future requires that we maintain a steady stream of "Next Big Things". So...

    If we only had a way we could harness the power of the "crowd" and come up with a method of mining ideas for the "Next Big Thing"... Perhaps a forum for professionals, engineers, and suits where they can post and discuss a stream of ideas about the "Next Big Things". If only such a thing existed...

    And don't even think about trying to use this idea. The patent is already applied for and I'll sue you into the ground.

  9. Re:Summary of the last 15 years on CmdrTaco Looks Back on Fifteen Years of Slashdot · · Score: 1

    One word:

    MEEP

  10. Creative Destruction on Photographers, You're Being Replaced By Software · · Score: 1

    I believe the correct buzzword is Creative Destruction.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creative_destruction

  11. Re:Doesn't work in Firefox 12. on Wolfenstein 3-D Celebrates 20 Years With Free Browser-Based Version · · Score: 1

    Works just fine for me with Firefox 12 under Ubuntu.

  12. Bethesda: Working on this instead of fixing Skyrim on Wolfenstein 3-D Celebrates 20 Years With Free Browser-Based Version · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I guess this is why they haven't fixed all of those bugs in Skyrim. They were too busy making a browser-based Wolfenstein.

    Or perhaps they took an arrow to the knee due to a stolen sweet roll.

    Bleh...

  13. Re:School inquiry? on Automated Dorm Room Causes a School Inquiry · · Score: 1

    You must be new here.

  14. Fus Ro MOD +1 Funny on Skyrim Is Getting Kinect Support, Dragon Shouts Included · · Score: 1

    Sheesh, where are my mod points when I need them.

    Must have been either the arrow to the knee. Or maybe someone stole their sweet role!

  15. Re:Unpossible on Stem Cells That May Make Eggs Found In Women · · Score: 1

    Um....

    "prior hoc ergo propter hoc"?

    I think you meant "post hoc ergo propter hoc".

  16. Shooters "fled scene on small motorized vehicles" on Commercial Drones Taking To the Skies · · Score: 1

    Regardless what you think about the group who were launching the drone, I think we can all agree that our first reaction to seeing the ugly thing would be to shoot first and ask questions later. Years of first person shooter games with enemies that fly around have permanently implanted the reaction into my brain.

    And then the drone shooters "fled scene on small motorized vehicles". Weird, but awesome.

  17. Re:Intel Softcores on Intel's Plans For X86 Android, Smartphones, and Tablets · · Score: 1

    1) Lots of experience in chip design. I don't see why they can't create an ARM-Core competitor.

    They already did. It was called XScale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xscale). I believe it was eventually sold to Marvell. I still do work for clients that use them. Not exactly power houses, but they get the job done.

  18. Re:why is a GUI thread talking about network manag on Linus Torvalds Ditches GNOME 3 For Xfce · · Score: 1

    Having just tried Xubuntu 11.04 and regular Ubuntu 11.04, trying to decide which to give to one of my clueless relatives, I'd say the one thing that lacked in the XFCE setup was browsing smb network shares through the file browser. It was easy for said relative to pop in an Ubuntu 11.04 boot cd (unity and all), get into a live desktop, and find the network share for some network gadget he had. Sure Nautilus pulls in a ton of junk and ain't great on your outdated desktop, but it works. The default file browser in Xubuntu wasn't nearly as functional, for all of the speed up it might have given.

  19. Cryptographically signed /. First Posts are my new on Bitcoin Mining Tests On 16 NVIDIA and AMD GPUs · · Score: 2

    currency! First one to post a verifiable signature on a Slashdot story gets a Slashcoin. Taco and crew are then our new federal reserve--they can inflate the currency to pay our debt to China by posting more duplicate stories!

    Our problems are solved!

  20. Re:Why not PL/1? on Stanford CS101 Adopts JavaScript · · Score: 2

    Oh good glub that brought back some horrible memories.

    If I could think of a language with a syntax worse than JS, it would be PL/1. I just LOVE letting programmers use keywords as variable names, throwing up my hands and saying, "let the compiler figure this isht out!"

    Excuse me while I go kill myself.

  21. Story has it backwards on Apple Causes Religious Reaction In Brains of Fans · · Score: 1

    Religion has learned to exploit the part of our brain that was meant for the appreciation of Apple products.

    Get it right!

  22. Re:One month is a joke on Playstation To Restore Services This Week · · Score: 1

    Fo real! I cancelled my psn account over a month ago when they changed the terms of service. Wrote them and told them I declined the change and they happily cancelled my account. Deleted my profile on the ps3 like they asked and lost all of the content I bought. I was happy cause I thought it would be the end of this BS. And I STILL get a mail the other day saying my info was stolen.

    I'd happily settle for 8 month of some credit monitoring service (had this happen to me when one if my employers lost a laptop with my info, they got a years woth of monitoring for me and it worked out well).

    Anyone kmow where I can get into a class action?

  23. Re:European not American option pricing on Gosper's Algorithm Meets Wall Street Formulas · · Score: 1

    Ah, shoot. I forgot they trade options on the opposite side of the street than we do. Drats.

  24. Encrypted storage on Android? on Encrypting Phone Storage and Transmission? (2011 Version) · · Score: 1

    And what would one use for the first of the two requirements, encrypted storage, on an Android platform? I'd love to hear of a solution.

  25. Re:I think just the opposite on Research Finds That Electric Fields Help Neurons Fire · · Score: 1

    Thinking of this as "noise" to be filtered out so that the "real work" can get done with less difficulties/errors/interference is just evidence that you ate thinking like an engineer (an intelligent designer) and not mother nature.