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Apple Causes Religious Reaction In Brains of Fans

satuon writes "In a recently screened BBC documentary called 'Secrets of the Superbrands', UK neuroscientists found that the brains of Apple fans are stimulated by images of Apple products in the same areas as those triggered by religious imagery in a person of faith. According to the scientists, this suggests that the big tech brands have harnessed, or exploit, the brain areas that have evolved to process religion."

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  1. Political discussions do the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    meh

    1. Re:Political discussions do the same thing by Deviate_X · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Like Politics and religion, computing has degenerated into one of those dangerous topics that can damage carreers and friendships. You just dont want to bring it up in real life conversation.

    2. Re:Political discussions do the same thing by kuzb · · Score: 1

      I do. If you can't handle critical comments about a specific computer and/or platform, then I don't want to know you anyway.

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  2. Be praised Stevee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Amen.

    1. Re:Be praised Stevee. by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Om Mani Padme Hum.

    2. Re:Be praised Stevee. by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 4, Funny

      Amen

      Let me fix that for you...

      All praise to our blessed Jobs.

      iMen! (c)

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    3. Re:Be praised Stevee. by Megane · · Score: 2

      In Woz We Trust.

      That's the Steve you were referring to, right?

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    4. Re:Be praised Stevee. by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Ah wah tafu lyam.

    5. Re:Be praised Stevee. by praedictus · · Score: 0

      Durka Durka Apple durka! Apple-hu akbar jihad!

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    6. Re:Be praised Stevee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Owa Tagu Siam.

    7. Re:Be praised Stevee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear that hard core Republicans register the same response when shown pictures of Reagan.

  3. Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not sure if I'm alone, but every time I walk past an Apple Store I'm terrified one of the staff is going to come out and offer me a free personality test.

    1. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YMMD

    2. Re:Apple Stores by Posting=!Working · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you walked in the store, you passed the test.

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    3. Re:Apple Stores by Squiddie · · Score: 1

      Well, they do try to "convert" non-apple users. Plus you could see people dressed in a black turtleneck and jeans drinking Koolaid with Steve.

    4. Re:Apple Stores by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Should be modded insightful. Yes, the whole Apple culture/worldview/aura is very L. Ron Hubbardesque.

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    5. Re:Apple Stores by The+Dawn+Of+Time · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's also amusing how much of a religion opposing Apple seems to be. I have to wonder if the grand irony is lost on you haters.

    6. Re:Apple Stores by poity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also notice how cathedral-like those Apple stores are -- glass to harness the ethereal, wooden altars to exalt the immaculate, and "genius" acolytes to guide you on the path to salvation (from PC original sin).

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    7. Re:Apple Stores by mr1911 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is funny to see how the Slashdot community loves to bash Apple and those that use Apple products. Read some of the comment threads bashing MS and singing the praises of [insert alternate OS here] or hyping Android over iOS.

      It is easy to see the fault in others, but a more difficult proposition when looking in the mirror.

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    8. Re:Apple Stores by tangelogee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's also amusing how much of a religion opposing Apple seems to be. I have to wonder if the grand irony is lost on you haters.

      ...kind of how Atheism is as much of a religion as religion itself?

    9. Re:Apple Stores by HunterD · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Damn, this is turning out to be exactly like dealing with christians as an atheist:

      Them:
      "Your lack of belief in a god is a religion"

      Me:
      "Defining a lack of a belief in something as a religion is broken"

      When are people who are a part of the faithful herd (regardless of the faithful herd) going to accept that not being a member of your religion is not a leap of faith?
      (Answer: never)

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    10. Re:Apple Stores by Samalie · · Score: 0, Troll

      Of course. In reality (and seemingly confirmed by this study), this is no different than Religion vs Atheism.

      Atheism is a "religion" as much as religions are religions...groups of fanatics vehemently spouting off their opinion of the nature of the universe, and not accepting the opinion of the other side.

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    11. Re:Apple Stores by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Not religion, sport.

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    12. Re:Apple Stores by Bemopolis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, whenever I use Windows I am convinced of the absence of a just and loving God.

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    13. Re:Apple Stores by clang_jangle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually the haters surpass the fanbois in terms of religious fervor, by far. The proof is in the discussions of the Apple-related stories. Nothing but a bitchfest every time.

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    14. Re:Apple Stores by Sloppy · · Score: 0

      Yes, the whole Apple culture/worldview/aura is very L. Ron Hubbardesque.

      Um, but just to get a little serious for a minute here... Jobs hasn't said it's perfectly fine to kill people who give Apple products negative reviews. (Steve Ballmer, OTOH, might have the right attitude, but doesn't have the manipulative talent.)

      Comparing brands to religions is fine, but comparing them even some of the craziest ones to Scientology, is still a bit of a stretch. There's evil as in bland suckiness that you can trivially opt out of, and then there's evil as in a guy posing in black armor, holding out his fist and meeting your gaze with an intense stare, while muttering something about awesome power that will crush all those who defy him. Jobs isn't in Hubbard's league yet.

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    15. Re:Apple Stores by uniquename72 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Atheism is a "religion" as much as religions are religions

      The (obvious) problem with this is that there are about 100 atheists in the world who actually give a shit enough about atheism or religion to proselytize it, compared to millions of god-lovers who won't just leave the rest of us alone.

    16. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, the whole Apple culture/worldview/aura is very L. Ron Hubbardesque.

      While this is frighteningly true, I think its more of both borrowing form the culture of advertising. As a friend in advertising would say, Scientologists look "agency". Apple store employees and fans look "agency" too. The thing that Apple and Scientology have that's unique is that (seemingly) every public facing person from the top to bottom in their organization has the Ad agency sheen.

    17. Re:Apple Stores by i_ate_god · · Score: 3, Informative

      Atheism isn't a religion, but it is a leap of faith nevertheless. You are basically saying, without any proof, that god doesn't exist at the same time as a preacher is saying, without any proof, that god does exist, and neither of you have really defined who or what God is.

      So yeah, keep pretending you're different from theists...

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    18. Re:Apple Stores by Samalie · · Score: 1

      Actually, Agnosticism is the belief.opinion that knowing whether or not god exists is unknown and unknowable.

      Agnostics don't (necessarly) claim there is no god, they claim that it is impossible to know whether or not there is a god.

      But hey, most people fuck up the use of Agnostic too :P

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    19. Re:Apple Stores by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      In my experience, completely.

      I like the iPhone because it has an external switch for vibrate/audible instead of sending me through 9,000 menus. It's the one thing I wanted every phone to have since I had a cell phone. Oh, others had external volume switches, but you had to unlock the phone to use it, or hit the button 40 times but not 41, and it would still bling if you set a message tone, but if you didn't set a message tone it wouldn't be audible when the ringer was on, etc., etc. The iPhone got it mostly right (I can't imagine wanting videos to be audible but not wanting the ringer, but whatever, I don't watch a lot of videos when sound is inappropriate anyway). Everything else doesn't just get that wrong, it gets a ton of other things wrong, and from past experience is generally a piece of shit anyway.

      Due to that past experience, I have faith that future iterations of the iPhone will get it right as well, until I see evidence otherwise. I don't buy newly-released anything until it's been out long enough for reviews to come out, so I won't be caught unaware by the next iPhone 4 antenna issue, but at the same time I don't see the point in expending the effort to research a new phone--the iPhone has all the features I care about, future iterations are unlikely to drop features, and reviews will howl about any issues so I don't even need to look that hard when deciding whether to pick up a new model.

      But because of that, I have to deal with, "RAAAAAGHHHHH! You're a cultist!" Whatever. If the most annoying thing about owning an iPhone is dealing with smug clones who don't even know the difference between a thought that originated inside their head versus one from outside, it's less annoying than every other phone I know about.

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    20. Re:Apple Stores by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How so? Atheism is hardly a religion, it's simply the term for anybody that doesn't believe in God or really any paranormal phenomenon.

      Calling atheism a religion is simply a method of subjugating those that choose not to buy into all that religious stuff.

    21. Re:Apple Stores by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you considered that perhaps there's a reason for that? Apple gets bashed for doing some pretty nasty things. And the bashing gets even more savage as a result of the fanboyism that's common. There's plenty of Apple fanbois who can't accept that the iPod was simply the next step in portable music player technology, and that the coveted menu interface was ripped off from Creative. Pretty much the only thing about the iPod that was actually innovative was the wheel and white coloring, all the rest of it had been done before by somebody else.

      Likewise with iOS, I don't see many people claiming that the iOS itself sucks, all the complaining I see is about how Apple takes all the control from the owners and tells people what they may and may not install on their devices, unless the owners jailbreak their device and void the warrant in the process.

    22. Re:Apple Stores by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Pointing out the elephant in the room is not a religion - it is common sense.

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    23. Re:Apple Stores by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Should be modded insightful.

      Yes, the whole Apple culture/worldview/aura is very L. Ron Hubbardesque.

      Well, duh. If you read all the headlines sites like Slashdot uses to get you to roll ads on their page, you're bound to have a cartoonesque picture in your head.

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    24. Re:Apple Stores by spidkit · · Score: 1

      "Religiosity" appears to be endemic to the computing industry. Look at the use of the term "evangelist"

    25. Re:Apple Stores by The+Dawn+Of+Time · · Score: 1

      You seem to be making the unfounded assumption that I'm some sort of Apple fan. I own a few Apple products, sure. I develop for a lot of different platforms, so I own a hell of a lot of computers from a hell of a lot of manufacturers. Not really a fan of any of them, per se. I'm too much of a realist to get caught up in that.

      From a purely logical perspective, basic atheism is indeed not a religion. However, that has nothing to do with people who fervently oppose Apple. False analogies prove nothing.

      Haters amuse me quite a bit, though. Expending all that energy to be negative, then trying to deny it's an energy expenditure... delicious.

    26. Re:Apple Stores by ShadoHawk · · Score: 1

      This is where someone then replies: "You must be new here."

    27. Re:Apple Stores by englishknnigits · · Score: 1

      Ah, you mean like Atheists.

    28. Re:Apple Stores by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen a cathedral? They're generally not happy, friendly, brightly lit, everything white places. Even the modern ones.

    29. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, he's not your sport, buddy.

    30. Re:Apple Stores by Barsteward · · Score: 0

      "Atheism is a "religion" as much as religions are religions"

      my god, that is such a misunderstanding and it keeps on being spouted to try and denigrate the integrity of athiests

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    31. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post as I interpreted it. "I think people here have different opinions about different things. I think that is funny"

      There is no one "Slashdot", it is a group of people like yourself unless you are viewing this from the outside in some equal and parallel universe that allows you to see and participate here without actually being here. Welcome to the world man we live in man. Some people like certain things and do not like others and their exact in-depth reasoning is not written down in a preface to each and every encounter or post they have. It is easy to assume certain things about why people may or may not like something and it is ignorant to totally discount them even if you don't agree with them. Instead of wasting time complaining that there are people that have a different opinion then you, give your counter opinion. It obviously bothers you or you wouldn't have posted a compliant about it.

    32. Re:Apple Stores by xaxa · · Score: 2

      Atheism is not "lack of belief in a god", atheism is the belief that there is in fact no god. Agnosticism is "lack of belief in a god".

      Common misconception, even among atheists, I've found.

      Incorrect.

      Strong atheism is the firm belief that there is no god or gods.
      Weak atheism is the lack of any belief in god/s, perhaps through age (e.g. a young child) or deciding that the responsibility is on theists to provide evidence for their beliefs, and this hasn't been provided.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weak_and_strong_atheism might help.

    33. Re:Apple Stores by Americano · · Score: 0

      (Steve Ballmer, OTOH, might have the right attitude, but doesn't have the manipulative talent.)

      But he has a whole lot of chairs. He doesn't need to manipulate followers, he can just do it himself.

    34. Re:Apple Stores by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      Who you calling buddy, pal?

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    35. Re:Apple Stores by KreAture · · Score: 2
      Actually, it is more of a insight/confirmation that Apple is playing on religion.

      People who are weary/sceptic of religions will naturally resist Apples promotions as they identify them by the same signals as other religions.
      The feeling a sceptic gets when he is bombarded with Apple adverts is akin to the feeling from other religious groups making him fight vigorously for his free will. Nothing wrong with that is there?
      There are a lot of paralells too, maby even more to a sect or cult than a "normal" religion. I speak ofcource of the classical "lack of user control is a good thing" and "Apple knows best" ideology. Note also that whenever a religion acknowledges a new thing it's always the prime forcus for a while. Just like Apple when doing slight alterations to a existing principle; it's always the greatest thing since toast.

      I remember my Compaq iPaq with fondness. I could install whatever I wanted on it, and it worked with standard peripherals. Looking at an iPad I see a enlarged screen, a new gui and all my options removed.

      Oh well. Guess I'm a doubter then.

    36. Re:Apple Stores by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 2

      It may just be the part of the country I live in, but I've been prostelytized by atheists far more often then christians.

    37. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Careful! I had a sig very much like that for a time. The atheists damned near crucified me for it.

    38. Re:Apple Stores by poity · · Score: 1

      I'll admit we'd have to compare them through the eyes of "believers" to truly appreciate the similarities.

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    39. Re:Apple Stores by index0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      When Apple and Creative had their mp3 players out, one was the size of a deck of cards and the other was the size of a portable cd player http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Creative_Nomad_Jukebox_(DAP).jpg . THAT is why one was more popular than the other.

    40. Re:Apple Stores by mr1911 · · Score: 0

      +1 Proves The Point.

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    41. Re:Apple Stores by PIBM · · Score: 1

      That might be why that one works, and the others are losing adepts fast...

    42. Re:Apple Stores by nomadic · · Score: 1

      It's also amusing how much of a religion opposing Apple seems to be. I have to wonder if the grand irony is lost on you haters.

      This story made you angry, didn't it? As a fanboi you felt personally insulted, admit it.

    43. Re:Apple Stores by priceslasher · · Score: 1

      I quit being an atheist some time ago because they talk too much about god, but what can you do.. it just can't be helped. Like here - everyone feels like they need to correct sarcasm. Recently I joined a local atheist group again anyways. Because I might want to hang out with some people, and the Bob Jones types seem to infest everything social here - not because I need to assert disbelief or anything. If I don't know what's at the end of the universe or what number goes after infinity would that mean I'm no different from theists?

    44. Re:Apple Stores by mr1911 · · Score: 1
      Long reply for misreading.

      ...Slashdot community...

      From dictionary.com

      group sharing common characteristics or interests and perceived or perceiving itself as distinct in some respect from the larger society within which it exists

      And yes, it is funny.

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    45. Re:Apple Stores by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The motto of the Apple fanboi -- "Oh, I'm not a fanboi, I just happen to own a lot of Apple equipment [and coincidentally take every opportunity I can to defend Apple no matter what they do]"

    46. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Atheism is a "religion" as much as religions are religions...groups of fanatics vehemently spouting off their opinion of the nature of the universe, and not accepting the opinion of the other side."

      One side has delusions and invisible friends, we think they're dangerous, insane maniacs.

    47. Re:Apple Stores by MercBoy · · Score: 1

      He's nobody's buddy, chum.

    48. Re:Apple Stores by enderjsv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not really though. Saying something does exist is not the same as saying something doesn't exist. If I said there are no such thing as purple monkeys who drive cars, the lack of evidence suggesting their existence would satisfy most people, especially as the claim is significantly outrageous. However, if I said there WERE purple monkeys who drive cars, people would become far more skeptical.

      Lack of evidence that something exists IS a type of evidence that it doesn't exist. It's not full proof, of course, but if it's the only evidence one can go by, it's better to regard it than disregard it and claim the opposite. If that wasn't true, then all kinds of claims could be made including my purple monkey statement and it'd be just as reasonable to say "well, you can't prove it DOESN'T exist, so you're a fool for denying my claim that it does".

    49. Re:Apple Stores by clang_jangle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The most vocal atheists are invariably unconscious reactionary religious fruitcakes. Atheism has terrible PR.

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    50. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insofar atheism makes unfounded claims and defends them anyway, atheism is a religion. After all, it doesn't mean "a-religious", just that one doesn't believe in the existence of a god ("a-theos"). You can make a religion out of that. However, most atheists don't. It is important to understand that teaching others about the inconsistency of their beliefs is teaching, not preaching. It only becomes a religion when it requires faith beyond logic.

    51. Re:Apple Stores by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I see is that many geeks reduce Apple's efforts down to "simply" this or that. "Apple is all about marketing." In your analysis of the iPod, you've reduced the important contributions to "simply" the color and the wheel. I think many here on Slashdot still don't accept or understand is that Apple does not design their products for us; the target market is general consumers. Thus in your analysis you've ignored the features of the iPod that made it successful for general consumers.

      With the iPod, focused more on usability than technical specs that geeks love. For example it was small and could hold a great deal of music. Before the iPod you had to choose between the two with competitors. Apple also shifted the mindset from a file-based system to a media based one. For geeks, they don't see a difference. For an average consumer who considers their desktop as their filesystem, removing the minutiae of having to deal with files increases usability.

      None of these things were ground breaking from a geek's perspective. To an average consumer, it was magical. While geeks dismiss them as "inevitable" the question is why did virtually none of Apple's competitors do it first?

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    52. Re:Apple Stores by godefroi · · Score: 1

      Being an atheist doesn't mean you don't care; that's being an agnostic. Atheism is the active belief that there is no god, just as "religion" (more accurately, theism) is a belief that there is at least one god.

      It's probably just as much a religion as theism, it's just a religion without a deity. If you "don't give a shit" then you're agnostic, and that's probably NOT a religion.

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    53. Re:Apple Stores by DinDaddy · · Score: 2

      Except unlike scientology, Apple doesn't try and get as much money out of you as ... er wait

    54. Re:Apple Stores by MachDelta · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're painting all atheists with the gnostic atheist brush. Most atheists are agnostic/soft/implicit atheists. That is, they don't claim to know weather or not a god exists, but they think it likely that none do.

    55. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which sounds oddly like the way Scientologists will astroturf the comments of any cult-critical article.

      YBHT

    56. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the rest of the points.

      I like your replies though, just say "See, I'm right" and hope people just assume you were right because you said so. That I find funny.

    57. Re:Apple Stores by Posting=!Working · · Score: 2

      Belief in evolution DOES NOT imply atheism, just a brain that can accept logic. Many religions (including Catholics) believe in evolution.

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    58. Re:Apple Stores by NFN_NLN · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Atheism isn't a religion, but it is a leap of faith nevertheless. You are basically saying, without any proof, that god doesn't exist at the same time as a preacher is saying, without any proof, that god does exist, and neither of you have really defined who or what God is.

      So yeah, keep pretending you're different from theists...

      Not even the same ballpark in leaps of "faith".

      - One prediction has a long standing history of being proven wrong on all the small details so why would I believe the biggest lie of all.

      - The other prediction is a logical extension of everything I've learned up until now regarding how the physical universe works.

    59. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except we have evidence to back up our mistrust of Apple. You have to admit, even if they aren't alone (I'm looking at you, Google!) in their dubious practices, that doesn't mean we have to like it.

      A good product isn't that great if you're untrustworthy.

    60. Re:Apple Stores by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We're not bashing Apple or their products. We're bashing the culture of Apple-Fandom. Yes, other OS's have their fanboys, too. However, my impression of Microsoft product users is most use it simply because they have to. I know of very few MS Windows users who cream their jeans and sing high praise of Microsoft. Apple has shortcomings too, mainly that Apple products are expensive and customers are forced to use Apple hardware. I'm mainly a Linux user...and yes, Linux has its fanboys too and each distro has its own cult following.

    61. Re:Apple Stores by enderjsv · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm, hedwards. Learn it. Love it.

    62. Re:Apple Stores by repetty · · Score: 1

      ...kind of how Atheism is as much of a religion as religion itself?

      I've heard religious folks refer to atheism as a religion before.

      Could you please explain the criteria and your reasoning?

    63. Re:Apple Stores by repetty · · Score: 1

      It may just be the part of the country I live in, but I've been prostelytized by atheists far more often then christians.

      I live in Austin, Texas, and my experience is the opposite of yours. How interesting.

    64. Re:Apple Stores by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      Atheism isn't a religion so much as a belief. A religion is more of an organization with a collection of beliefs. Atheism is a singular belief (there is and can not be a god) without a formal organization. To say that atheism is a religion is just as inaccurate as saying that atheism is purely rational or scientific. (For full disclosure, I am a Christian.)

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    65. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion proper requires faith. Faith requires, indeed, it promotes the acceptance of beliefs and ideas for which no evidence exists. Atheism simply demands evidence. It's silly to equate atheism with religion. That said, APPLE AKBAR! APPLE AKBAR!

    66. Re:Apple Stores by Samalie · · Score: 0

      One side has delusions and invisible friends, we think they're dangerous, insane maniacs.

      With all due respect, opinions like that are what make the religious fucking infuriated by athiests.

      Look, there are fuckheads in religion too, don't get me wrong...they're the assholes on TV demanding your money to "spread the word!" or in government making it illegal to use a fucking dildo (Hi Texas!)

      But MOST religious folks are pretty normal people...just like most athiests are pretty normal people. Don't believe in god, believe in god...really, I don't give a flying fuck what you believe till you try to push your beliefs (or lack thereov) on the rest of society. Then you're an asshole, regardless of what side you're on.

      Seriously...mr athiest, why in the fuck do you care of some quiet guy on your block prays every night to his imaginary friend? How in the fuck does that mess with your life?

      And a simple statement...freedom OF religion does not imply freedom FROM religion. Live your life, make your choices, even try to convert the other side to your side...but stop being inconsiderate fucking assholes to everyone you meet who disagrees with you.

      Seriously, all of you, regardless of what "side" you are on...stop being aufking assholes to those that disagree with you. Sheesh.

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    67. Re:Apple Stores by marnues · · Score: 1

      A very small number of atheists "crucified" you. You would do well to correct yourself.

    68. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that reasoning you would have to believe everything anybody ever tells you.

    69. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2
      I wrote an article expressing a similar view a couple months back. It goes beyond having an opinion (as one reply to you claims). People express a vitriolic hatred for brands that are "opposed" to their brand (as well as for the people who use them) . It is as strong or stronger than the support they show for their own brand. Similarly otherwise logical people will be blind to flaws in their product - until those flaws have been fixed, at which point it becomes another point to demonstrate the superiority of their brand. (and they seem to miss the irony in this since the typical response to criticism before the feature is available is "who needs anyway?"). It's not apple or android or ford or chevy or intel or amd - -it's identification with any brand.

      I have no doubt that it involves the same parts of the brain as religion. But let's not confuse someone who uses and likes a brand with the same type of response as the religious one. I think that most people - those who do not spend time contributing to what amounts to online fan clubs - just get what suits them and use it without thinking about it too much; and it's unlikely that you'll see the same level or type of response in them.

    70. Re:Apple Stores by flappinbooger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was at the apple store in Sacramento CA and I struck up a conversation with one of their door people, who by the way was bizarrely gender-neutral.

      I said I was involved in IT and PC's and asked about their repair desk and how it was different.

      They said that the priority #1 of the help desk personnel is to ensure the well-being of the customer. Make sure they are happy, not stressed, calmed, not worried about the damaged product.

      The well-being of the customer paramount over actually fixing the product.

      Huh. Makes sense.

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    71. Re:Apple Stores by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Not believing in god is not the same thing a believing there is not a god. Atheists include the former.

    72. Re:Apple Stores by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Atheism is a religion in the sense that the belief in the non-existence of ghosts is a superstition. (Hint: it's not.)

    73. Re:Apple Stores by Teknikal69 · · Score: 2
      Strange but true:

      There is only one Apple Store where I live and I went into it once and only once to buy an Ipod Touch, when I enquired I was told they had none in stock. This wasn't anytime near a release of a new model or any demand for them. I just don't get how they can only sell a few things yet not actually keep them in the shop to buy.

      It seemed like a really strange place were some seriously strange looking people were just staring at the displays like zombies I have to admit I felt uncomfortable just being in there.

      So as an actual shop I think they are completely useless I did buy one that day by the way about 30 meters around the corner in a real Electronics shop. I also picked up a non apple netbook at the same time.

      I do like my Ipod and do use it a lot but it's the only apple product that appeals to me although I do love my gadgets and toys.

    74. Re:Apple Stores by anonymov · · Score: 1

      Eh, nope, "learning how the physical universe works" has nothing to do with existence/nonexistence of gods.

      You can't positively infer that there is no god - after all, god could be "something/someone, who caused the physical laws of this universe to be what they are".

      So, yes, outright denying existence of god takes as much faith as the opposite.

      No faith is involved only in the case of indifferent agnosticism.

    75. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheism isn't a lack of belief in a god, but the belief in absence of a god:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atheism

      The first paragraph in the article above seems contradictory, since at first it states a rejection of belief in deities, but then claims absense of belief. It is a belief system, and therefore a religion.

      Your point that lack of belief isn't a religion is correct, but it's not atheism.

    76. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you call NOT believing something that has NO experimental proof a "leap of faith"? It's the exact opposite. That's like saying it takes a leap of faith NOT to believe in unicorns. You've got to prove there ARE unicorns not prove there AREN'T just like you'd have to prove god DOES exist not that he DOESN'T.

    77. Re:Apple Stores by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 1

      Ain't pretending. There is no leap of faith to assume there is no god. You need suppose nothing else than what you see.

      The problem is with assumptions. I assume there is no god. That's a valid assumption-- there's nothing to contradict it. The Christian assumes there is a god. That's an invalid assumption: there is plenty to contradict his definition of "god."

      Neither of us can claim absolute certainty-- in that sense, you're right. But only one of us can claim validity.

    78. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a really bad argument.

      By that reasoning you're making a leap of faith to say that Odin, Thor, Zeus, Unicorns, Fairies, Cthullu and the flying spaghetti monster don't exist. People making an affirmative claim (that god exists) have the burden of proving it. We accept this every other aspect of our lives.

      "What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof"
          -Christopher Hitchens

    79. Re:Apple Stores by PoopMonkey · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Atheism says there is no god. Religions say there is. Simply not believing in a god figure is not atheism. That's just not being religious. Atheism is a belief structure just like religions. You believe there is no god. It's as equally unprovable as the religious stance that there is. I don't give a shit either way, and I'd say even that could qualify as a religious belief. Maybe there is a god, maybe there's not. I don't care.

    80. Re:Apple Stores by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh? Who is the head of atheism? What dietary restrictions do we have? Special days of the week? Buildings we meet in? Perhaps you can name any facts we're conveniently ignoring because we simply want to believe what we believe?

    81. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheism literally means "without God". It doesn't mean you believe there is no God, it means you don't believe there is a God. As a reader of slashdot, I would expect you to be able to understand this distinction.

    82. Re:Apple Stores by oldmac31310 · · Score: 0

      bollocks

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    83. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheism is a "religion" as much as religions are religions

      The (obvious) problem with this is that there are about 100 atheists in the world who actually give a shit enough about atheism or religion to proselytize it, compared to millions of god-lovers who won't just leave the rest of us alone.

      Only 100? So those 100 pooled enough money for those stupid "GOD IS DEAD" billboards in a few American cities? And the sidewalk atheist "preachers"? Random acquaintances or people on /.?

    84. Re:Apple Stores by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Atheism is as much a religion as not-stamp-collecting is a hobby. Atheism is a lack of belief and for many atheists, its more an acknowledgement of science. When Atheists refer to "God", they are usually talking about the supernatural God of Abraham shared by both the New Testament, Old Testament and K'uran but it refers to any supernatural God of any religion.

    85. Re:Apple Stores by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      When are people who are a part of the faithful herd (regardless of the faithful herd) going to accept that not being a member of your religion is not a leap of faith? (Answer: never)

      Considering that some of them don't understand the concept of nonbelief yet....

      Some of them see people of no/other faiths not as people who don't believe in god X but rather as people who believe in god X but deny it. The believer sees the existence of god X as obvious and a given, like gravity or air or something. So they see people who believe in god Y or god { } effectively as people who are denying the existence of air: Someone who deep down knows it's there but just wants to be really contrary for some strange reason.

    86. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple also shifted the mindset from a file-based system to a media based one.

      What exactly does that mean? (I don't expect you will answer) Is that a glorified way of saying it referenced id tags/metadata instead of file names? I had a cheap Chinese knockoff MP3 player that took sm memory cards looong before the iPod was released that did that, in fact you could not even see the "files" I also had several portable MP3 CD players and still have an after market car stereo that used the id tag for navigation and selection as well and those were out well before any portable solid state memory players were released. Sorry dude, once again.... that is not an Apple invention or even close to an Apple first. Apple fans do not want to believe this but if there was never an iPod, portable media players would have the same market penetration they have now. Just like all other forms of music recording and players that migrated over the years from reel decks and phono to 8 track to cassette cd, compressed audio, computer ripping and so on. Minidisc and some digital formats being the exception but they did not really bring much new to the table.

      To finish up, I don't of a single person that refused to buy a portable music player because they were hard to use, hard to figure out, or were not media based whatever that means. They did not buy a portable media player because they did not know they existed or did not have any files to actually play on one or just didn't care to switch to something new again. People were not all sitting around impatiently waiting for some company, any company to finally release one that they could use without trouble they had no desire for any brand or model. Proof was a few years ago (and even now probably) if you asked 100 of the general non geek consumers to name another company that makes portable players besides Apple and how many of them had they looked at and tried for themselves for comparison, 95 of the 100 would have said, "no idea and none". So much for those consumers actively picking an Apple product because it was slick, easy to use, and had a media based file system. They had no idea and that's not what was holding them back from buying one obviously.

    87. Re:Apple Stores by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      Atheism is a "religion" as much as religions are religions

      The (obvious) problem with this is that there are about 100 atheists in the world who actually give a shit enough about atheism or religion to proselytize it, compared to millions of god-lovers who won't just leave the rest of us alone.

      This is true. You nailed it.

    88. Re:Apple Stores by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      No, it is not.

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    89. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted anonymously since this is a bit of personal information, but here in the Boston, MA area there have been ad campaigns on the T both for atheists as well as theists. Advertisements for both Christian churches and Muslim ones are fairly common but the atheist ones were were something new.

    90. Re:Apple Stores by techsoldaten · · Score: 0

      I think you mean, it is funny how the Slashdot community will bash any OS and debate endlessly over the virtures of any alternative.

      I fail to see any real preference in all the endless debates, just lots and lots of bickering that accomplishes nothing.

    91. Re:Apple Stores by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense.

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    92. Re:Apple Stores by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Not believing in god is no different than not believing in Odin, Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy.

      There's just not the same level of cultural investment in the Tooth Fairy as there are in deities.

      It takes no great "faith" to disbelieve the unproven regardless of what that happens to be.

      It takes a bit of courage and virtue to admit that you are going to contradict everyone but that's not quite the same thing as "faith".

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    93. Re:Apple Stores by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      No. If you "troll" a group, you are bound to get a response.

      Not everyone has a high bullsh*t tolerance. It's safe to say that Slashdot and similar forums just have a higher than average proportion of anal retentives.

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    94. Re:Apple Stores by mldi · · Score: 1

      Atheism isn't a religion, but it is a leap of faith nevertheless. You are basically saying, without any proof, that god doesn't exist at the same time as a preacher is saying, without any proof, that god does exist, and neither of you have really defined who or what God is.

      So yeah, keep pretending you're different from theists...

      Not even the same ballpark in leaps of "faith".

      - One prediction has a long standing history of being proven wrong on all the small details so why would I believe the biggest lie of all.

      - The other prediction is a logical extension of everything I've learned up until now regarding how the physical universe works.

      On your first point, you'd have to prove that a god doesn't exist as much as the religious would have to prove a god exists. It's unprovable.

      On your second point: how so? For all we know all the rules of physics in our universe were created by some kind of supernatural entity. But that doesn't make sense? You know what doesn't make sense? Infinity. Yet, it exists. We just can't possibly comprehend it. We can comprehend multiple dimensional "membranes" smashing into each other and literally exploding into our existence as we know it, but we can't comprehend how those dimensions came to be, or that they might have always been. Maybe I'm making a bad analogy here, but I'm just saying it's arrogant to think that anything at all has been proven on whether or not a god exists. It probably won't ever be proven.

      Anyway, what does it really matter? It's purely an argument of philosophy. Nobody's convincing anybody else once it comes down to that level.

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    95. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also notice how cathedral-like those Apple stores are -- glass to harness the ethereal, wooden altars to exalt the immaculate, and "genius" acolytes to guide you on the path to salvation (from PC original sin).

      And that's outweighed by what they're missing:

      all the architecture of a cathedral, not even having the raised roof to exalt heaven, let alone flying buttresses;
      the glass is clear, so it's just there because glass looks nice;
      the "altar" has actual stuff on it rather than a divine presence;
      they're missing the pews for quiet reflection, since they want you in and out;
      the "geniuses" are wearing flip-flops and speak English rather than Latin.

      So, no, not even close.

    96. Re:Apple Stores by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No. Yours is the perfect example of fanboyism.

      Apple might have contributed some slight incremental improvements to the technology but nothing really earth shattering or worthy of following them with religious zeal for ever after.

      They make consumer products and should be as easy to discard as a single serve ketchup packet.

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    97. Re:Apple Stores by datorum · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of Apple fanbois who can't accept that the iPod was simply the next step in portable music player technology, and that the coveted menu interface was ripped off from Creative.

      I had one no-name mp3 player and I have one creative mp3-player, both are post-iPod. Yet, both are crap, you know why? For the first there were some guys, who wrote a program to order the files... WTF? I can deal with that, but it is just annoying. Apple products are high quality and the handling the interfaces are top notch. Using Numbers (= Apple Excel) is just a charm, also keynote (=Apple Power Point). I like it, therefore I pay a bit more. If I want a secure machine I get a PC and install linux. If I want to play computer games than PC with windows. If I want an open phone I do NOT get an iPhone. there is a solution and tradeoff for nearly everything. back to the point, the available mp3-players were mostly crap and probably would still be. The change made is really obvious after it is done...

    98. Re:Apple Stores by anonymov · · Score: 1

      Why, it's quite an investment - or rather reallocation of investments.

      How can you be sure that when you die there won't be Tooth Fairy (and/or Odin/Santa Claus) quite displeased with your lack of offerings?

      Indifference and saying "Nobody shows there is a god, so there must be none" is two different positions, and second _is_ faith, just check the definition:
      "Faith is the confident belief or trust in the truth or trustworthiness of a person, concept or thing, or a belief that is not based on proof".

      Lack of proof for a proposition is not a proof for opposite proposition.

    99. Re:Apple Stores by Teun · · Score: 2

      That 'religion' is often called Humanism.

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    100. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right in that it was usability that made iPod king, but you're forgetting about iTunes. Prior to iTunes it was much more difficult for the average consumer to get value from their portable media devices. They won on the usability front across the board, and it shows.

    101. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Spoken like a true Apple Cult spokesman. Apple arrive late to the game, once the game has started and rules are just about done. They generally do very well when they do, mp3 players, slates, portable media devices, and the phone. Complete flop with the TV at this point, mind you.

    102. Re:Apple Stores by Bongo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes it is called architecture and design. It says, these products are clean, modern, convenient. And the main point about the layout is that each table invites you to go over and look at stuff and play with stuff. That's why there's so much space. That's why Regent Street has a wide open space when you enter -- it is a breath of air from the busy street.

      Honestly, it is like geeks find design and aesthetics to be an affront to their sensibilities or something. And yet, do people sneer at beautifully designed sports cars? Beautiful women?

      The key is this: yes you can make the store temple like, advertise humanistic values, a clean aesthetic. That's to get you to come in. But if what's on the tables is shit and non functional, people WILL leave. Great packaging can't make up for crappy functionality. People leave in a heartbeat.

    103. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, there is a reason for that. It's a cult.

    104. Re:Apple Stores by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 2

      Theism makes a statement that cannot be proved or disproved by the actions of humans: There is at least one god.
      Atheism makes a statement that cannot be proved or disproved by the actions of humans: There are no gods.
      Agnosticism makes the statement that neither of the above can be proved or disproved by the actions of humans, and therefore there may or may not be a god, and we have no way to tell.
      Agnosticism is the only "purely rational" choice. That said, atheism requires simpler assumptions than theism (no unobservable beings that act outside the laws of the universe) and could be said to be "more" rational than theism. It is logical to assume agnostic atheism: We have not observed a god, and see no direct evidence of such a being, therefore it probably does not exist, and until such time as it is observed we can make the simplifying assumption that it does not exist.
      And then there are people like me, the Pandeists. God is the universe and the laws thereof. This is very different from an interfering, theistic god.

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    105. Re:Apple Stores by gandhi_2 · · Score: 0

      Fighting appears to be chaos. And when we slam in the pit a show it is. But when we fight for a reason, like rednecks, there's a system, we fight for what we stand for, chaos. Fighting is a structure, fighting is to establish power, power is government and government is not anarchy. Government is war and war is fighting. The circle goes like this: our redneck skirmishes are cheap perversions of conventional warfare. War implies extreme government because wars are fought to enforce rules or ideals, even freedom. But other people ideals forced on someone else, even if it is something like freedom, is still a rule; not anarchy.

      - Stevo, SLC Punk

    106. Re:Apple Stores by mldi · · Score: 1

      We're not bashing Apple or their products. We're bashing the culture of Apple-Fandom. Yes, other OS's have their fanboys, too. However, my impression of Microsoft product users is most use it simply because they have to. I know of very few MS Windows users who cream their jeans and sing high praise of Microsoft. Apple has shortcomings too, mainly that Apple products are expensive and customers are forced to use Apple hardware. I'm mainly a Linux user...and yes, Linux has its fanboys too and each distro has its own cult following.

      Yes, but Apple does that whole "go eat shit if you don't use our stuff" arrogant attitude in it's marketing. It's successful, that's for sure, but their advertisements in particular try to make non-Apple people feel like the weird kid in class that nobody wants to hang out with because he's lacking something important, and at the same time they try to reconfirm to Apple people they made an awesome choice and "they're in" like it's an exclusive club.

      I've noticed some Microsoft commercials starting to do something similar, but I've never seen arrogance like that before from anybody in their marketing efforts. That in itself will create a large number of so-called "fanbois". It's creating fake social pressure. It's simple psychology to get you to buy iStuff. I'm not saying they don't make products worth buying, but you can't ignore the elitist attitude the company likes to instill in their customers via their marketing department.

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    107. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have saved us the time of having to read your drivel by putting "magical" in the first sentence.

    108. Re:Apple Stores by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      What part of the country? I haven't found anywhere in the US that isn't super duper religious. The bay area is the least religious area I've been to, but it is very religious compared to much of the rest of the western world.

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    109. Re:Apple Stores by The+Dawn+Of+Time · · Score: 0

      So to those doubting Apple hate is a religion, look at the moderation history of my post.

    110. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      I don't see where I said "all of the atheists". "The atheists" can mean two or two hundred. It's rather purposefully ambiguous.

    111. Re:Apple Stores by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Two words: Vocal Minority

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    112. Re:Apple Stores by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Hey, who said you could bring your logic here! This is an Apple story!

      (oh the irony)

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    113. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nonsensical, circular logic. The two statement are equivalent.

    114. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make consumer products and should be as easy to discard as a single serve ketchup packet.

      Whether or not consumer products are disposable has nothing to do with quality. You'd have been honest about that if you weren't so busy styling yourself as an anti-fanboy.

    115. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple might have contributed some slight incremental improvements to the technology but nothing really earth shattering or worthy of following them with religious zeal for ever after.

      You're completely ignoring the usability side of the equation. Technology is meaningless to the average consumer if it's too hard to use, and that's where Apple's competitors fall down. They slap hardware into a device and yell, "now with X!" But the interface for accessing X is often so badly implemented that the average consumer just gives up in frustration. But Apple doesn't just add X, they also make sure that X is so easy to use that a child could (and often does) figure it out. Apple is killing its competitors on usability.

      The iPad is the perfect example. MS tried to spark a tablet revolution for ten years and failed miserably. Then Apple came along and realized that a tablet needs an OS designed to use the human finger as the interface design. Steve Jobs then lays down the principles of "if you need a stylus, you've already failed" and Apple cranks out a powerful computer that you have to be brain damaged not to be able to figure out. The Result --> Bam! Apple sells more iPads in its first month than MS sold in a decade; and every wanna-be tablet competitor de facto accepts that stepping onto the playing field will require an OS that follows Apple's iOS usability model.

      Geeks here really, REALLY underestimate people's willingness to pay through the nose for technology that isn't painful to use.

    116. Re:Apple Stores by techhead79 · · Score: 0

      I'm agnostic for the same reason. I don't identify myself as atheist anymore because I found many atheists venting hate through almost all of their examples of why there is no God. There are those that are insistent on tearing down religion and blaming it for all the world problems. I'm of the belief that there are many in this world that simply need it. To remove religion from all aspects of life could simply force those that are believers into believing in something far less noble than a perfect god deformed by man's wants in a god (religion). This article supports that statement in that our brains will attempt to replace religion or find other forms of it in other areas.

      Atheists have long gone past the position of being atheists when they demand that they know what is best for others and take actions or words to convert others to their form of thinking. Just because you do not need religion or a belief in God in your life does not mean it is not necessary for the rest of the planet to remain in moderate containable violent state. What no atheist ever asks is what we would fight over without religion...the truth is we'll find something and I'm sure it will be just as dumb. An atheist finds comfort that death is death of suffering in life. Just as a religious person finds comfort that death is the beginning of bliss.

      In the case of a belief in God the true null value is to be agnostic.

    117. Re:Apple Stores by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      So, in essence, to quote one of my favorite Martians: "Thou art God."

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    118. Re:Apple Stores by Maritz · · Score: 2

      Atheism is a rejection in the belief of deities. So, simply not believing in a god is in fact atheism. Your interpretation is not universal though you seem to confidently assert it to be such.

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    119. Re:Apple Stores by osvenskan · · Score: 1

      You just described my local delicatessen.

    120. Re:Apple Stores by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      That's just a ridiculous statement. Everyone knows that Purple Monkey's ride ON cars, they're far too large of a creature to actually drive them.

      My evidence:
      http://www.joehagen.com/images/grapeape.jpg

    121. Re:Apple Stores by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I consider myself an atheist but would bristle at this kind of characterisation, or the others who imply that it is a religion. For me, it is the absence of belief in any deity that you care to mention. You yourself are atheistic with respect to Thor, Loki, Jupiter, etc (I assume). I'm atheistic about exactly one more god that you. That's a lot of 'beliefs' to manage isn't it? If I ever find a good reason to change my mind I will happily change it. That makes it an inherently more reasonable point of view in my opinion. To say that atheists state 'there cannot be a god' is a straw man.

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    122. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, are you guys just missing it.

      Social pressure? You really think people buy Apple's devices just because of social pressure? All that shows is that you really don't know why people buy Apple gear and so resort to the intellectually weak tactic of lobbing an ad hominum attack that accuses Apple customers of being brainwashed idiots.

      Here's why people buy Apple products: Steve Jobs has taken one of the most basic of human drives--the desire to avoid pain--and, through the application of good industrial and graphic design, turned it into a massively profitable business. Most people have a very low threshold for pain when it comes to using technology. If they can't figure out how something works with a minimum of pain, they won't bother no matter to use it how matter how neat Feature X promises to be (unless they don't have a choice...coughWindowscough). So Apple's whole business model is:

      1. Spend an insane amount of time and effort figuring out the best way to make Feature X or Device Y usable by people who are tech-illiterates.
      2. Run a commercial that "Feature X on Apple Device Y is so easy to use that the technology just gets out of the way so you can actually have fun doing whatever it is you're trying to do."
      3. Average Consumer realizes that non-Apple Device Y really is a pain in the rump to use and starts thinking about buying the Apple product.

      The next time you see an Apple commercial, just mentally repeat the phrase, "Apple doesn't think customers should be beta testers" and it will all make sense.

    123. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "if you walked past the store, you passed the test." Right?

    124. Re:Apple Stores by BryanL · · Score: 1

      So, are you saying that in the free market, music players would have evolved to where they are now without explaining it in terms of Jobs and Intelligent Design? That's heresy!

    125. Re:Apple Stores by Maritz · · Score: 1

      It's a lack of belief in a deity. Enjoy your made-up straw man definition, you'll get good mileage out of it.

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    126. Re:Apple Stores by wolfemi1 · · Score: 1

      No, atheism is the LACK of theism, i.e. the lack of belief in a god / some gods. It is not the hard opposite, i.e. belief in no god.

    127. Re:Apple Stores by lostthoughts54 · · Score: 1

      Not giving a shit is a religion. Welcome to the church of the agnostic. Where we know we cant know and rather than beating our heads against a wall, we do something productive with our lives.
      atheism is a belief system. Since there is no evidence for or against, either stance is gonna require faith(a commitment to an idea the is unprovable). Watch a atheist-theist debate. Its amazing how similar they sound.

    128. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great point on the move from file-based to media-based. Most iPod buyers don't know or care about their files. They don't know how to edit the metadata attached to each file. They don't even know where on the hard drive the files reside. iTunes presents a clean facade of what is often very sloppy file management by users. iPod allowed natural cataloging based on tags rather than on filenames.

      And the wheel belongs in a wholly separate category from the white coloring. The wheel was of course simple, but it was legitimately revolutionary. It made the task of scrolling through very long lists bearable. Previous to the wheel, a large catalog created headaches. Users had to choose between a shuffle/random/mix option or a play all option. Anything else could take minutes to get set up, and was ergonomically painful (literally).

      You have to give credit where credit is due, and sometimes these minor innovations make all the difference. Now as far as the religious triggers we're supposed to be talking about...holy crap!. Apple makes great products, but they have some kind of special sauce if they elicit religious reactions in the brain. Of course we'll never know, but I'd love to see how much of that is carefully crafted communications (commercials, product launches) vs. the in-store cult experience vs. the bizarrely divisive opinions on the company. I would think that the latter is as big a factor as anything Apple could do on their own; consumers are so in love with the products that they treat any negative opinion as an attack on themselves. At no point has there been a shortage of Apple haters fanning the flames of the Apple lovers' passion, eventually getting to a religious level of zeal..

    129. Re:Apple Stores by makubesu · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm planning on going on a pilgrimage.

    130. Re:Apple Stores by Maritz · · Score: 1

      You've succinctly described how I feel about Apple. Their advertising rubs me the wrong way. I have an iPod that I've always been pleased with but I doubt I'll get another as they're all touch screen consumption devices now. Current iPhone ads here at the minute are based on the theme 'if you don't have an iPhone, well, you don't have an iPhone.'

      It just strikes me as smug really.

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    131. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And prior to that it was portable memory was not cheap enough, and then screens sucked and were expensive, and then battery technology and then it was lack of something like USB, and then lack of standard MP3 files and before that it was compressed audio formats that sounded good. How you Apple worshipers forget the technology works in small incremental steps is beyond me. DVD players took off a few years after their release all of a sudden. It was everything from black friday sales to cheaper DVD players hitting the market to the rental market catching on to the release of more titles to the larger flat screen TVs and so on. The same thing happened with portable MP3 players and Apple was in the right place at the right time and a PART of the movement, not the source of the movement. There were music stores opened before iTunes and yes they were media based. There were players before the iPod, there was integration before both. The Apple reality distortion field is a long standing joke but it does seem to apply to some people.

    132. Re:Apple Stores by chickenarise · · Score: 1

      Apple hater detected, commence mindless meme regurgitation: Haters gonna hate. I can haz mod down now?

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    133. Re:Apple Stores by BryanL · · Score: 1

      You can have a religion without a god or gods. Religion as I understand it is putting our behavior in line with fundamental principles based on something greater than ourselves. Your argument is somewhat of a Straw man.

      Now as far as a belief in God or gods, while there is no "scientific" evidence that God exists (as far as I know), and none that shows he doesn't exist, basing our behavior on one premise or the other is somewhat a show of faith in either God or "science". (I put quotes around "science" because science does not concern itself with the existence God.) So to be an Atheist and posit there is no God is, in a sense to posit that man's communal intellect is greater than individual belief and is somewhat religious.

      *I understand that some consider themselves atheists and live their lives agnostic. This is not to whom my comments are addressed. My comments are in regard for those that feel they need to tell people that religion is bad, and yet have behaviors that are based on equally irrational beliefs. This is a discussion, after all on the religious aspects of fanboyism. For every fanboy, there is a hater. And haters are just as religious as fanboys, in my view.

    134. Re:Apple Stores by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      And yet there are those who have seen proof of God. You might not have, but many people would attest that they have. In fact, many more people would attest that they have seen proof of God than those who could attest to have proof of the current state of atomic physics, thermodynamics, or cosmology. You and I learned from the books written by people who did the studies and found the "proof" of the theories, turning them into laws. But it was not you who did those studies: it's the same leap of faith.

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    135. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man you make your nickname justice!

    136. Re:Apple Stores by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      There's a distinction to be made between not believing in a god, and believing that there is no god. Both can be called atheism, but the people who claim atheism is a religion are observing the behaviour of the people who believe the latter, not necessarily the former. Those who actively believe there is no god, and can't possibly be one, can be just as evangelical about their belief as the worst of the fundamentalists out there, and just as blind to the fact that their beliefs are based on an idea that's inherently unprovable. Worse still, they can be just as dirisive of people who disagree with them. Heaven forbid you should choose to have some kind of faith, be it in the Judeo-Christian pantheon or not, you're obviously some kind of idiot for not seeing the truth that there can't possibly be any kind of force out there beyond our comprehension. And like many fundamentalists, they're just as ignorant of how other religions define gods/goddesses, and completely oblivious to the fact that some traditions define them in terms that are wholly incompatible with the Judeo-Christian description.

    137. Re:Apple Stores by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 0

      What I see is that many geeks reduce Apple's efforts down to "simply" this or that.

      Yeah, but I wouldn't put a great deal of stock into it. Remember, the wheel was simply a rock with the edges ground down.

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    138. Re:Apple Stores by clarkholmes · · Score: 1

      Ah, another Experimentalist Monotheist! Obligatory xkcd link; http://xkcd.com/900/

    139. Re:Apple Stores by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Well put. Religious, or the somehow self-proclaimed "disinterested" seem all too eager to tell atheists what they believe or what they should label themselves as.

    140. Re:Apple Stores by enderjsv · · Score: 1

      Great for them. Seems a little unfair that "God" picks and chooses who he wants to prove his existence to, but it really does me no good if I can't replicate their proof, does it? I could tell you right now I've seen proof that purple car-driving monkeys exists. How much good would that do you?

      But you are right that there are things I believe that are based on faith. For example, every time I go to a doctor, he gives me a diagnosis, and I accept on faith that he is giving me the right treatment. It could be called faith, as I don't have necessary education to really test is. But if it is faith, it's definitely not a blind faith. That's the difference between faith in a doctor and faith in a God. It's okay to be 95% sure that the doctor is right, and believe what he says, while still keeping your mind open to the possibilities that he could be wrong. But there is still evidence at hand to base my conclusions on, namely the fact that he's been to school, that his diagnosis makes sense, that its corroborated by other doctors, that going to the doctors has repeatedly ended up in the curing of my ailment. Sure, I can't prove 100% that the cream he's giving me for my rash is going to work, but that's not the evidence I'm basing decision on. It's all the other things.

      This is how "faith based beliefs" SHOULD be made. I'd hardly even call it faith at that point. It's more reason then faith. In absence of proof, you weigh the evidence and come to a reasonable solution. But this is NOT how religious faith works. In spite of zero evidence, and even sometimes evidence clearly contradicting the doctrines entailed in religious beliefs, most theists believe 100% that there is a God (and incidentally, he hates gay people or he doesn't want you to eat meat or he wants you to pray five times a day, etc.). This is a blind faith based on nothing more than stories handed down through generations with no anchor in tangibility. In fact, it's so ambiguous that thousands of religions have been formed throughout history and no one religion has had any substantial argument capable of refuting another.

      These ideas of belief are two very separate things. Blind faith in religion and faith in a doctor are not the same.

    141. Re:Apple Stores by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Apply didn't actually design the iPod themselves, they contracted out to other companies which adapted existing technologies and software.

    142. Re:Apple Stores by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      This is because they don't repair Apple products. They merely give you a replacement. Sometimes it's just a temporary replacement while you wait 4 to 6 weeks for your product to be fixed, but they know eventually you'll just say "screw it, I'll keep the replacement".

      Thus the Apple store personnel are relieved of the responsibility of actually fixing the products, and so their only remaining job is to try to keep the customers calm and prevent them from going into rages that would drive away potential converts.

    143. Re:Apple Stores by Evtim · · Score: 1

      True, but I got the Creative because it had (much) better sound and was cheaper. The Apple was cooler and much better looking but it was not the better in what it was meant to be - music player.

      Creative are still better until this day. And don't get me started on what an old-fashioned (read: before the smart phone look-alike "craze" corrupted them) Cowon player in combo with Sen. IE7 headphones can do with FLAC files....

    144. Re:Apple Stores by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      I don't see where I said "all of the atheists". "The atheists" can mean two or two hundred. It's rather purposefully ambiguous.

      It's pretty unambiguous. "The atheists" means all of the "atheists." "Some atheists" or "some of the atheists" can mean two or three or some subset, but "THE atheists" means all of them. It's called a generalization. Unless of course you'd be okay with paying someone to fill the hole in your backyard, and after they've thrown in a shovel or two of dirt, they quit because they "filled the hole." I imagine "the atheists damn near crucified" you because the kind of illogical contortions you have to make to get to a statement like yours is the same kind of thinking that leads to most theistic beliefs.

    145. Re:Apple Stores by AJH16 · · Score: 2

      I agree with most of what you said, but would argue that an atheist who says they do not believe there is a god because they have not seen evidence of one but are open to the idea are not really truly atheists, but rather agnostics. I would agree that any particular theism requires more assumptions, but it becomes a whole different philosophical debate over what constitutes rationality in philosophy. One could argue that personal experiences could make it more rational to believe there is a particular god if your experiences seem to be in line with it, but because it is based on belief and philosophy and not science and is not measurable, there is no real way to determine which is more rational. (Though clearly blind adherence to any view is not rational.)

      Ironically, my view of the Christian God actually runs fairly close to yours with exception that I think he is interested and involved, but I see God in the universe and the laws thereof and really view the Biblical version of hell as simply being the removal of God from maintaining anything. (A world with none of what we generally see as order in the universe and the people going there being given what they want (to be on their own independent from God.) And heaven being a world free of entropy and decay, working in perfect balance. It gets a little more complicated than that, but at it's simplest I've found that that view seems to be consistent with Biblical theology.

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    146. Re:Apple Stores by godefroi · · Score: 1

      I don't see how "I believe there is no deity" is any different than "I do not believe there is a deity". Both are atheistic. Neither is agnostic.

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    147. Re:Apple Stores by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that the belief you describe is agnosticism. We are effectively just talking semantics at this point, but I wouldn't group what you view as a religion or as a belief beyond the belief that you don't see sufficient evidence of any particular god to believe in them. (Truly at it's most basic level, not believing in someone is the belief that they don't exist, again without evidence, but I would agree that simply saying you haven't seen enough evidence to support the existence of any particular god is perfectly rational as it is a "passive" belief.) Atheism as a statement "there is no god" is as active of a belief as claiming there is any one (or more) true gods. I guess that is where I see the line between agnostic and atheist. An agnostic says "I do not believe in any god" or "I do not believe there is enough evidence to find a god to my satisfaction." An atheist says "I believe that there is no god. (higher power, etc)"

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    148. Re:Apple Stores by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      1 archaic : ungodliness, wickedness
      2a : a disbelief in the existence of deity
      2b : the doctrine that there is no deity

      Please contact Merriam-Webster immediately to inform them that only their 2b definition is correct.

      I will do my part and make sure that all of my "atheist" friends know that they are misinformed, and they must immediately either stop referring to themselves as atheists, or begin adhering to some form of atheistic belief structure.

      On behalf of all who ignorantly thought of themselves as atheists, thank you for showing us the light!

    149. Re:Apple Stores by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Except of course you are wrong. "The $whatever" can easily refer to a subset.

      Try this.

      "I was walking downtown and the protesters threw garbage at me."

      Are you implying that all protesters everywhere threw garbage? Or even the subset of them that were downtown. Or the subset of that that was where she was walking, or the subset of that that was at a particular protest. "the protesters" is an identifier of a subset of {the people throwing garbage}. The only erroneous part of it is assuming all of those people that threw garbage at her were indeed protesters and not people that joined in for the fun.

      In other words there is a whole lot more nuance here than you think.

      and to quote you - "I imagine "the atheists damn near crucified" you because the kind of illogical contortions you have to make to get to a statement like yours is the same kind of thinking that leads to most theistic beliefs."

      Thanks for making ThePowerOfGrayskull's point.

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    150. Re:Apple Stores by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Simply not believing in a god figure is not atheism.

      Yes, in fact it is.

      Theism = belief in god(ess)(s/es). Atheism = not theism = non-belief in god(ess)(s/es).

      I do not believe that there is teapot in a solar orbit between the Earth and Mars. That is not quite the same as believing that there is not a teapot in such an orbit.

      A teapotist would believe is such a teapot. An ateapotist would not believe there is such a teapot, and would find the assertion that there is to be rather ridiculous, but would acknowledge that a negative cannot be proven. An agnosti-teapotist would believe that maybe there is a teapot there and maybe there isn't, but that the possibility must be seriously considered.

      Maybe there is a god, maybe there's not. I don't care.

      Then you might be labeled an apatheist, or an apathetic agnostic.

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    151. Re:Apple Stores by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      For a sufficiently blurry definition of "proof". I've also seen people who had proof that they *were* Jesus, or at least until the Haldol kicked in.

      As for your comparison to physics, that proof can be reproduced. Feel free to repeat any of the miracles that are attributed as acts of God to make your case...

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    152. Re:Apple Stores by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      How about the middle ground? There may or may not be a god, but I'm firmly convinced that even if there is some sort of superbeing so far superior to us as to fit the definition, he/she/it won't be anything like the christian God as described in the bible.

      Seriously, if you're that powerful, what's the point of having people *worship* you. That would be like me demanding praise from the bacteria inhabiting my body.

      If a superbeing is truly that petty and whimsical, I say bring on the 5-21 metal party, for truly we are doomed.

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    153. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please remind me how many times atheists refer to the radicalism of a very small number of Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc And not those other religions as a whole.

      Oh, no need to rush. I've got the time.

    154. Re:Apple Stores by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 2

      That's why I called it "agnostic atheism" as opposed to "agnostic theism" (The existence or nonexistence of god cannot be proven, but let's believe anyway because...) or "gnostic atheism" (It's possible to disprove the existence of god, here's the proof. (not really the right use of the term gnostic)) or "gnostic theism" (It's possible to prove the existence of god, here is proof.
      I didn't say I think of god as uninvolved. I said god isn't interfering. I think of god as inherently involved. Just as I am quite involved with my body, so is god involved with its existence as the universe. Just as I don't speak individually to the cells of my pancreas, so god does not speak to people. That said, I am a Discordian, so God is a Woman named Eris and She can be a real Bitch sometimes. Why? Because I chose to "believe" that, and the idea of nonsense as the key to salvation amuses me. And I like entropy. Sure, it means the eventual end of all things if the universe is a closed system, but everything we do depends on the transfer of energy, and thus increasing entropy. A world with perfect order and 0 entropy would be a totally static singularity. My idea of heaven isn't a black hole. Of course maximal entropy (heat death of the universe) is just as bad.



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    155. Re:Apple Stores by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Seriously...mr athiest, why in the fuck do you care of some quiet guy on your block prays every night to his imaginary friend? How in the fuck does that mess with your life?

      Let's see:

      1. That guy votes for a political party that ostracizes gay people because anal sex makes baby Jesus cry.
      2. That guy thinks shops should be closed on sunday because it is a holy day, and supports legislation to make it so.
      3. That guy is part of an organization that gets special treatment from the government, even though it has the same validity as the local chess club.
      4. That guy gets to spend *my* fucking money indoctrinating his children with his insanity, so we get to repeat 1-3 all over again.

      There are no sides. There's rationality, and there's a huge amount of people whose parents neglected to include God in the same category as Santa and the Easter Bunny and who are terrified of having to admit that life is short, brutal, ultimately pointless and that when you die you rot and serve as food for the next generation of insects.

      And so long as you get special treatment just for being delusional, i get to be an inconsiderate fucking asshole.

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    156. Re:Apple Stores by hercubus · · Score: 1

      ... the whole Apple culture/worldview/aura is very L. Ron Hubbardesque.

      Hubbard was a hateful, psychotic douchebag. Surely a closer comparison to Hubbard is Ellison at Oracle, versus Jobs at Apple.

      I get the controlling, the secrecy, the clique -- all true for both Scientology and Appledom. But to compare the virility of the "illness" I say Apple is like a cold sore caught from a kiss (costs something, but worth it), Oracle is like herpes (one pays for life and there is no cure) and Scientology is like ebola (one bleeds [cash] til one dies)

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    157. Re:Apple Stores by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

      Nintendo rules! Sega drools!

    158. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, thanks for the clarification. I do find the views of others facinating and I haven't heard your's before. I do wonder if it is possible to have a world with 0 entropy but still have motion in perfect balance. This could be a system without entropy but also without being static in theory.

    159. Re:Apple Stores by Sean_Inconsequential · · Score: 1

      An atheist wouldn't have to define what god is, and religions and religious people most definitely define what their god/gods are. I am not saying that there is proof for their not being a god, I am saying that the proof doesn't point to a god. I feel there is a clear distinction in the two. For you to not believe in unicorns doesn't require you to have proof for their nonexistence, it requires proof for their existence. One wouldn't believe one way or another if what a unicorn is wasn't already defined, it would be a non-issue because without a definition the ideology is nonexistant. Or, rather, by default an ideology has a definition because the definition creates the ideology. In a logical argument the burden of proof lies on the holder of the belief. I am not making a claim that there is no god, I am stating the fact that the evidence that I see doesn't point to a god.

    160. Re:Apple Stores by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      You became agnostic because atheists can be dickwads?

      That's the worst argument for agnosticism ever.

      Plus I don't think you realize what a burden being an agnostic is: you have to accept that anything is possible, unicorns, Thor, Spaghetti monster.

      Being agnostic is more work than being religious!

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    161. Re:Apple Stores by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      another person that doesn't know wtf an atheist is.

      *sigh*

      there is no leap of faith in atheism.

      none.

      at all.

      atheism is actually "lazy" to follow your leaping metaphor. you show me proof that fits better than existing models and blammo, I take the new model, even if it involves a divine creator. done and done. but it doesn't end there, it never does, because we don't have all the answers, and that's the key point that you clearly miss: and i'll continue to question the creator model you gave me if it has holes that don't fit observations, until someone comes up with a better one, and again, and again, and again.

      that is vastly different than any known theism.

      don't be scared, we don't bite, just some of us are dickwads.

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    162. Re:Apple Stores by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

      again, another person that ditches a philosophy because of how others act.

      seriously, kids, don't comment if you're picking an ideology based on peer pressure.

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    163. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My religion is sketchy at best, but I thought religion said:
      God said do not eat of the Apple of knowledge.
      A snake convinced Eve to partake of the Apple.
      Eve convinced Adam to partake of the Apple.
      Adam and Eve had to move from the happy place.
      History repeats itself yet again.

    164. Re:Apple Stores by mldi · · Score: 1

      Your reactionary post just proves the article. You know, since you're arguing against something that nobody said in the first place.

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    165. Re:Apple Stores by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      I am sure to get flamed to death, but I can try.

      I am a religious person, made the decision as an adult, have a degree in Botany form a big 10 school, worked in a lab for years evolving germs for a living. (in that order - decision, degree, job) I utterly reject Intelligent Design on both Scientific and Theistic grounds.

      That should give you a bit of an idea of where I am coming from.

      The criteria are like trying to define speciazation, viz. If it looks like a duck, waddles, and quacks like a duck, it is probably is a duck.

      To many of the religious, all of the analogues are there.

        Zealots(plenty), Saints (Dawkins, et al), A Pontiff (Hitchens), and from them the 'Holy' books. A creed ("No aspect of Religion has *ever* been good", etc.), proselytization (too many to list), schisms("I am an agnostic athiest", it starts to become a bad version of Boggle after a while, just like Christianity) and lastly Faith*.

      To many religious people it looks, waddles and quacks.

      Seraphim

      *The last one is the stickiest and causes the most ire I think. There is a lot more faith in science itself than the average atheist wants to see. By way of example take any journal out there, sure some of the results will be repeated, but most will never be checked, other scientists will take it on faith that the results are right.
      The gothcha - the argument is that that is a different kind of faith. Perhaps small 'f' vs large 'F'. IMHO like the letters all that it is is a matter of scale. dirt is dirt no matter the size of the pile.
      The argument goes that the individual can always replicate an experiment, but they can't replicate God. Fair enough. What they never ask is if they can replicate a person's faith. There is a way to try to do the experiment (several really) but no one seems interested to try. I darkly used to suggest one way. All you needed was a bullet, some way to fire it, and your own open mouth. It is a quick experiment and in seconds will give you the answer you are looking for. Recording it is going to be a problem, but sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of knowledge. ;)

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    166. Re:Apple Stores by kuzb · · Score: 1

      Better that than walking by the lair of a group of programmers. They may sacrifice you on the symbol table.

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    167. Re:Apple Stores by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      It's also amusing how much of a religion opposing Apple seems to be. I have to wonder if the grand irony is lost on you haters.

      ...kind of how Atheism is as much of a religion as religion itself?

      Yeah, and not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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    168. Re:Apple Stores by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      There is no relation between Darwinism and religion, except in the minds of those Christians who wish to force their beliefs on the rest of us. Just ask the Pope.

    169. Re:Apple Stores by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      "The atheists" can mean two or two hundred. It's rather purposefully ambiguous.

      No, it does not. "The X" is a general reference to all to whom the label X can be applied. "The Christians are assholes" is a statement about all Christians (and an incorrect and offensive one).

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    170. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you walked in the store, you passed the test.

      Nah, you failed miserably. If you got an intel architecture laptop for $1000 cheaper, got your Windows refund and installed Linux you not only pass, but begin to walk on the path of masters. Plus you get to laugh at the snobs who buy overpriced Yuppie POS boxes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    171. Re:Apple Stores by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Atheism is a religion the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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    172. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you just completely ignored what he said to proselytize, way to make a point. He said:

      [..] the coveted menu interface was ripped off from Creative.

      So you responded:

      Apple also shifted the mindset from a file-based system to a media based one.

      Do you even listen to yourself? Yes, it was smaller, that was new hard drive tech from IBM, no one is disputing that Apple saw a good opportunity and seized it. Why did Apple do it and not one of it's competitors? Because they happened to be first, thats a historical fact that no one is disputing. They made the player whose time had come, there's nothing magical about it. It wasn't the first, it didn't have the most capacity, it didn't have the best sound quality, it wasn't even the runaway hit that people pretend it was in retrospect. It just brought the right things together at roughly the same time. Someone would have done it within 5 years or so if they hadn't.

    173. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, explain the fine tuning of the universe. Then, you will start telling there are infinite universes that we cannot see, as Stephen Hawkings says. Who is having the leap of faith?

    174. Re:Apple Stores by treeves · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are two kinds of atheism, weak and strong. Former is lack of belief in God, latter is believe that there is definitely no god. It gets confusing when people start saying things about atheism without distinguishing which atheism they mean.

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    175. Re:Apple Stores by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Not collecting stamps is more than a hobby. It's a way of life.

    176. Re:Apple Stores by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      My dictionary sez:

      Atheism:
      1) the doctrine or belief that there is no God
      2) a lack of belief in the existence of God or gods

      Note point #2.

      So no, atheism is not always a religious belief.

    177. Re:Apple Stores by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I bet 99% of said proselytization happens online. And that is likely because you hang out on sites like /.

    178. Re:Apple Stores by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's probably just as much a religion as theism, it's just a religion without a deity. If you "don't give a shit" then you're agnostic, and that's probably NOT a religion.

      Agnostic is not a person who "doesn't give a shit". Agnostic is a person who believes that it is impossible to prove or disprove certain metaphysical positions (one of which is the existence of God).

      "I believe there is no God" - the affirmation of belief - is strong atheism.

      "I don't believe in God" - i.e. the rejection of faith, rather than affirmation of belief - is weak atheism.

    179. Re:Apple Stores by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      Atheism is a religion the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby

      Atheism is a religion the same way that bald is a hair color.

    180. Re:Apple Stores by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Make sure they are happy, not stressed, calmed, not worried about the damaged product.

      The well-being of the customer paramount over actually fixing the product.

      Are you, basically, saying that Apple is Heinlein's Fosterite Church in disguise?

      That would explain a lot actually ~

    181. Re:Apple Stores by treeves · · Score: 1

      An activity is not analogous to having a belief.

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    182. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...kind of how Atheism is as much of a religion as religion itself?

      Not really. You mean anti-theism and even then you have to define meanings, and it gets all messy, and then you have to determine their gnosticism and where they draw meaning and morals from...
      Atheism just means someone lacks a belief in a god or gods.

      Also atheism isn't a proper noun and doesn't need to be capitalized. =D

    183. Re:Apple Stores by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      On your first point, you'd have to prove that a god doesn't exist as much as the religious would have to prove a god exists. It's unprovable.

      First, you can prove to me that the earth is the center of the universe and that the heavens move in relation to our center.
      Second, you can prove to me that spontaneous human creation is possible.

      Work on those and then we'll consider moving on to the bigger stuff.

    184. Re:Apple Stores by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      Not really. Hate driven beliefs can drain you of a lot.

      No I do realize...you know since I am one. You state You have to accept that anything is possible. First off Spaghetti monster is a symbol created to mock religious folk. Secondly you state this as if I have to somehow defend their existence. That's what takes work. If someone took the stance that Thor exists or did exist...who the fuck am I to say otherwise? you seem to believe that accepting the possible existence is saying they do exist.

      Accepting that anything is possible...but the flip side to that coin is accepting that each possible belief is a lie. It's a very nice borderland town I live in where I don't have to take any side. It also allows me to be objective. What takes work is applying such beliefs into everyday life. "what would Spaghetti monster want me to do?...oh shit maybe I should consider what Thor would want me to do...nah Thor doesn't care anymore since all the Unicorns died in the last Spaghetti monster hissy fit....". See...not much work at all.

    185. Re:Apple Stores by Skywolfblue · · Score: 1

      For example, every time I go to a doctor, he gives me a diagnosis, and I accept on faith that he is giving me the right treatment. It could be called faith, as I don't have necessary education to really test is. But if it is faith, it's definitely not a blind faith. That's the difference between faith in a doctor and faith in a God. It's okay to be 95% sure that the doctor is right, and believe what he says, while still keeping your mind open to the possibilities that he could be wrong. But there is still evidence at hand to base my conclusions on, namely the fact that he's been to school, that his diagnosis makes sense, that its corroborated by other doctors, that going to the doctors has repeatedly ended up in the curing of my ailment. Sure, I can't prove 100% that the cream he's giving me for my rash is going to work, but that's not the evidence I'm basing decision on. It's all the other things.

      This is a blind faith based on nothing more than stories handed down through generations with no anchor in tangibility.

      The difference is all there in your opinion. Faith in God has credentials, but you don't acknowledge them as being valid. It's not "blind faith", only a matter of people viewing the credentials in an entirely different manner.

    186. Re:Apple Stores by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      HA! I knew it. I answered a fair question and got modded down. No good deed goes unpunished. Hey Mod Troll, how about you agree to disagree, or heaven forfend actually articulate your point? Someone asked, I answered. Don't like the answer? Too f'n bad.

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    187. Re:Apple Stores by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It's also amusing how much of a religion opposing Apple seems to be. I have to wonder if the grand irony is lost on you haters.

      So, is "hater" the word for "heretic" or "infidel" in the new religion.

      See Sig.

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    188. Re:Apple Stores by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Atheism isn't a religion, but it is a leap of faith nevertheless.

      No it isn't.

      You are basically saying, without any proof, that god doesn't exist at the same time as a preacher is saying, without any proof

      For this to work, we need to make the assumption that god exists in the first place.

      In actual fact, atheism is more an act of thought then an act of faith. An atheist will look at the evidence of gods existence, if the evidence is not sufficient to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt that god exists then it is reasonable to conclude that god does not exit.

      A theist is the opposite of this, theism requires a person to consciously ignore evidence to the contrary of a belief.

      So in other words, atheism is a religion in the same way not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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    189. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig assumes an argument was made in the first place. "Apple sucks" isn't an argument, it's an opinion. They have nothing

    190. Re:Apple Stores by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Your sig assumes an argument was made in the first place. "Apple sucks" isn't an argument, it's an opinion. They have nothing

      Your argument assumes there was no reasoned argument put forth in the first place.

      It is wrong and wrong 90% of the time. Therefore you have nothing.

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    191. Re:Apple Stores by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Fail. The Atheist implies all Atheist of a group. in this case all the atheist on /..

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    192. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in my car. I have a purple monkey repellent hanging from the rear view mirror.

    193. Re:Apple Stores by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NO one prays to Dawkins. No one says he is divine. No one treats him like a saint.

      It is by no logical definition a religion. Nothing is taken on faith, nothing is above critism, nothing is written on stone, and nothing depends on blind faith.

      religion is all about Blind faith.
      The argument is no one can offer proof of gods existence, and every property of god people claim exists has been proven wrong. Prayer? doesn't work. Healing? nope. Second coming? nope* God on earth? nope* and so on.

      What you describe is an organization and cult of personalities; which are not religions or faith based.

      Your test is another example of the hate and irrationalities that religion spreads.

      *If you bother to actually read the bible, Jesus is saying those thing will happen in the life time of the disciples.

      Of

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    194. Re:Apple Stores by opposabledumbs · · Score: 1

      Let me first say that although I'm an atheist myself, I completely respect your right to be religious, especially since you came to it through thought rather than socialization or indoctrination.

      I think you're a bit wrong about the article of faith you give as an example, though: scientists may take it on good faith (i.e. trust) that your results need not be checked, the difference is that you gave your methods, and your results can be checked. If there is another explanation for the results than the one you gave, this can also be investigated. The spectacular implosion of that Korean genetics lab is an example of this in action.

      In other words, the results you got are very different to a miracle or a prayer being answered, because neither of those are repeatable or verifiable, and other explanations for those phenomena may exist, but you have no way of evaluating what is the cause.

      That is the faith of religion, and it is very different to the trust that exists between scientists.

    195. Re:Apple Stores by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You're logic is flawed.
      When someone makes a claim that something exists, it's on them to show proof, not on everyone else to disprove.

      Agnostics excepts the premise that there may be a deity, atheist say you need proof before they will accept the idea of a deity.

      Pandeists are just the first Atheists.

      They didn't have an explanation for life and is diversity, so they melded there new understanding of science and mathematics, and melded it with there current diety system, pantheism.

      KIN of like deists 200 years ago.

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    196. Re:Apple Stores by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You would be wrong.

      Logically, and rational person will believe in a thing if there is rational proof of it.
      To imply atheist wouldn't believe in something that has proof shows you have no idea what atheism is because there is not belief associated with it.

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    197. Re:Apple Stores by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      You are correct: the fundamental proofs of physics and thermodynamics can be performed at will within reasonable error bars with the correct equipment. The fundamental proofs of the existence of a creator and/or an all-powerful watchdog entity are provided only when that entity decides to reveal himself. I fully expect those to whom the creator and/or extra-mortal entity has not revealed himself not to believe in it's existence.

      However, it is the basic leap of faith needed to believe either or both viewpoints that I was addressing. If you personally had not measured C by studying the moons of Jupiter, but you trust the physicist that has, then your basis is no more solid than he who believes in an all-powerful entity that occasionally interferes in human lives, because his priest told him so.

      By the way, Stephen Hawking believes in a creator. He is not religious, in fact he refers to science and religion as being opposed. But religion is the worship of an entity and submission to a church. Religion is not necessary to explain an origin for the universe (creator). Nor is the implication of a creator reason to believe that he interferes with human experience.

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    198. Re:Apple Stores by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no it's not.

      Humanism is a progressive philosophy of life that, without theism and other supernatural beliefs, affirms our ability and responsibility to lead ethical lives of personal fulfillment that aspire to the greater good of humanity.

      Why do you assume atheists ALSO aspire to the greater good of humanity?

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    199. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only stupid atheists act like religious people. Religion and religion-like behaviour is for the weak of mind. Thought that was obvious?

    200. Re:Apple Stores by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      You are right, assuming that there is a God and that he interferes in human activities, he selectively reveals himself. I agree that the logical conclusion for those who have not received proof of existence, is to assume the lack of existence.

      Take a look at my post in reply to Jedi Alec. I address that, in fact I support that viewpoint. I'd like your input on the rest of that post, which is what I would have written here had I gotten to this reply first.

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    201. Re:Apple Stores by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "And yet there are those who have seen proof of God"

      No their isn't.

      "many more people would attest that they have seen proof of God"
      So? a lot of people believing in something doesn't make it true.

      " You and I learned from the books written by people who did the studies and found the "proof" of the theories, turning them into laws"
      Maybe you should understand what science is.

      "But it was not you who did those studies: it's the same leap of faith."
      Actually, I have done many experiments to prove. Added toe empirical evidence, clearly they are correct. We couldn't ahve a space ship exiting our solar systme if it wasn't true.

      1000s of people do these experiments everyday. Even YOU could do it.

      The key difference is there are people everyday trying to show theories to be false, and applying new data againsyt current theoroes..everyday. And history show us that when data shows a theory to in wrong, it changes.

      That is the fundamental difference on why science can NEVER be a religion.

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    202. Re:Apple Stores by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " Faith in God has credentials"

      Citation needed.

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    203. Re:Apple Stores by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "How can you be sure that when you die there won't be Tooth Fairy (and/or Odin/Santa Claus) quite displeased with your lack of offerings?"
      By thinking rationally.

      "Nobody shows there is a god, so there must be none"
      No
      "Nobody shows there is a god, so I wont believe in one."
      Learn the fucking difference. If you can't then you don't know WTF you are talking about

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    204. Re:Apple Stores by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Is there some sort of a religion/organization/club where I can get away with just not caring either way? Both in actual religion and Jobsianism...

      Although I have to admit, I do have the tendency to worship at the altar of the trackpoint... but that's just common sense ;)

    205. Re:Apple Stores by SomeStupidNickName12 · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the age old argument, a very small number of priest abuse small children, a very small numbers Muslims blow up buildings. Atheism is as much a religion as anything else - they believe that god,etc doesn't exist while traditional religions believe that "he" does

    206. Re:Apple Stores by SomeStupidNickName12 · · Score: 0

      Haha, atheism is as much a religion as anything else - they believe that god,etc doesn't exist while traditional religions believe that "he" does

    207. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd also like to add, theologians like to differentiate a religion from the idea of a god. The problem is, no where in history, has god existed without a religion. God is a derivative of religion, not the other way around. First you give me the rules of your religion, then you tell me about your sky wizard that made the rules. Never has god existed just by itself. Therefore, disproving religion is the same as disproving god.

      To really hit it home, denys turner likes to say that atheists like the ignore the question of "why is there anything at all", and makes the assertion that the universe is a gift from a god. Changing it from a question into a direct statement we have: "God made the entire universe for human beings." If that sounds as ridiculous to you as it does to me, you might be an atheist.

    208. Re:Apple Stores by SomeStupidNickName12 · · Score: 1

      Well said!

    209. Re:Apple Stores by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      If Apple haters are religious, they worship... what exactly?

    210. Re:Apple Stores by Xest · · Score: 1

      Contrary to that, many Apple fans fail to acknowledge that things like the wheel concept was already present in the likes of the Creative Zen before the iPod was even announced with the only difference being the likes of the Zen used a side scrolling wheel rather than front scrolling but you could still click it in.

      The iPod was another example of Apple doing what it does best- playing on style, and without question, the iPod was pretty fucking stylish, and you know what? there's even a damn good example of this being the case- when Apple released the "fat" nano, sales plummeted for the device because it simply wasn't as stylish, leading to Apple reverting to the previous style design the next generation, where sales of the nano picked up again. The featureset hadn't really changed, but the style had, and to Apple's target consumers that was all important. The fact is many of the iPod competitors were just as easy to use, had far better featuresets but my god were they ugly.

      The usability argument is often brought up with Apple and whilst their devices are easy to use, I really struggle to see how it applies overall, as there's simply no way iTunes can be classed as a good example of usability and when users are forced to go via it as a gatekeeper to their devices all too often I don't think it's a rational argument that Apple devices sell because of usability- if usability was a problem and they needed simplified devices they'd never make it past iTunes in the first place.

      But perhaps what's most annoying with Apple fans is how they harp on about how many people use some Apple product, how there's 200 million iPod users, and 50 million iPhone users or whatever, right, that's great, but it also means there's over 6.5 billion people who don't use Apple's phone or music player, many of those because it's out of their reach of course, but you can be rest assured that there are still hundreds of millions in that remaining 6.5 billion who could buy Apple, but simply choose not to. We can't say how many people have been turned away from Apple because they don't like it's style, it's usability, but similarly we also can't say things like "To an average consumer Apple's products are superior", because given the numbers, it's perfectly feasible that the average consumer doesn't in fact choose Apple. It's stupid to make assertions that only geeks talk down and dislike Apple and so forth, by virtue of the fact that we simply do not know that's true, and for some reason or another, hundreds of millions of people who could afford, and could choose Apple, don't.

      Following the religion example from TFA, it's like saying Christianity has 2.1bn followers so the average person is a Christian- well no, the 1.5bn muslims + 1.1bn atheists + 0.9bn hindus amongst others would rather disagree with such a statement.

    211. Re:Apple Stores by greap · · Score: 1

      > It's not full proof, of course, but if it's the only evidence one can go by, it's better to regard it than disregard it and claim the opposite.

      Or one can recognize that the question is impossible to answer and so either view point is absurd. The rational position is one of agnosticism, along with a healthy dose of “it doesn’t really matter anyway”, and generally regarding those with extreme atheist or religious views to be equally batshit.

    212. Re:Apple Stores by Narcogen · · Score: 1

      The phrase "I was walking downtown" provides context to the phrase "and the protesters threw garbage at me" by making it understood that "the protesters who threw garbage at me" were a subset of all protesters where the protesters in question are the ones who are, like you, downtown at the same time.

      In addition, "protesters" are a group defined by their acts, which must take place at a specific place and time, and have a specific motivation; that is, their act of protest is in response to something. No meaningful generalizations can possibly be made about "the protesters" meaning "all protesters everywhere" because nothing unites all members of that set.

      This is apparent if you give your example without the context of "I was walking downtown" and just say "The protestors threw garbage at me." The likely response to this by any thoughtful reader or listener, if there were no other context, would be to ask you "which protesters" since this is not obvious.

      The same is simply not true of the set "atheists". The set "atheists" is linked by "those who believe in atheism" (or rather those who don't believe in theism) and so the use of the definite article in the phrase "The atheists" quite unambiguously means "all atheists" without needing qualification or clarification or prompting any questions from an average reader.

    213. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that GOD existed at a time and does not exist anymore?

    214. Re:Apple Stores by AJH16 · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I was not saying that an atheist would not believe in a god if one could be rationally proven, just as I would be willing to change my beliefs if someone was to rationally prove I was wrong. I was simply stating that to me, an atheist believes that there is no god without proof either way. I had no intent of implying that they would be irrational if proven incorrect. (Though I think that whole notion is irrelevant as I do not believe it is possible to rationally prove or disprove the existence of a god as even the definition of a god is subjective vs a non-godly ultra-powerful/advanced being.)

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    215. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are basically saying, without any proof, that god doesn't exist at the same time as a preacher is saying

      No, that's where you're missing the point. I was not saying that at all. It was the preacher who mentioned the idea of God to me first, without ever really properly defining or proving anything.

      So yeah, keep pretending you're different from theists...

      Theists say "Here's a story about a bunch of stuff".
      Atheists say in response "Prove it!"

      It does not take a "leap of faith" to be skeptical of the story someone tells you. Especially when he offers no proof and makes bold claims.

    216. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, whenever I use Windows I am convinced of the absence of a just and loving God.

      the same thing happens to me when i try to use my mac

    217. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least that's easily countered.

      My religion: atheist, my hobby: not collecting stamps, my favorite drink: not tea.

      This works even better on fundamentalists. Ask a fundie mormon what his favorite brand of cola is, a muslim what his favorite beer is. Similarly, we atheists don't have a favorite god.

    218. Re:Apple Stores by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Again, you miss the point of Apple being first. It was never first in many things. What Apple has always been good at going to bringing technology to the consumer. And marketing it so that consumers know about it.

      The iPod was another example of Apple doing what it does best- playing on style, and without question, the iPod was pretty fucking stylish, and you know what? there's even a damn good example of this being the case- when Apple released the "fat" nano, sales plummeted for the device because it simply wasn't as stylish, leading to Apple reverting to the previous style design the next generation, where sales of the nano picked up again. The featureset hadn't really changed, but the style had, and to Apple's target consumers that was all important. The fact is many of the iPod competitors were just as easy to use, had far better featuresets but my god were they ugly.

      Again, by endless harping on "features" aren't you guilty of the slashdot mindset where technical features = only thing important. Also the most import change in the "fat" nano was to bring video to the small player. Apple isn't perfect and they will always tinker with their own designs to get things how they like it. The changed the Shuffle and then changed it back as an another example.

      The usability argument is often brought up with Apple and whilst their devices are easy to use, I really struggle to see how it applies overall, as there's simply no way iTunes can be classed as a good example of usability and when users are forced to go via it as a gatekeeper to their devices all too often I don't think it's a rational argument that Apple devices sell because of usability- if usability was a problem and they needed simplified devices they'd never make it past iTunes in the first place.

      Do you remember when MP3 players first sold? Do you know how many manual steps it took to convert a CD to MP3s and then onto the player? Most geeks didn't really care. Consumers would care that it took a lot of steps because they would never use it. iTunes was the first free program I knew that reduced MP3 creation down to 1 step if you accepted the defaults (put in a CD). It took one step to get onto the player (plug in the cable). Over time Apple added little things like Gracenote DB and album cover downloads to remove any minutiae that consumers don't want to deal with. In time other programs made the necessary changes to do this.

      Is iTunes the best? No. Did it have the most technical features? No. The question is why didn't other programs work as hard at removing this detail?

      It's stupid to make assertions that only geeks talk down and dislike Apple and so forth, by virtue of the fact that we simply do not know that's true, and for some reason or another, hundreds of millions of people who could afford, and could choose Apple, don't.

      My point, if I didn't make it clear, was not that Apple products are superior (especially technically). My point is that geeks here harp again and again about all the geek features that Apple products don't have while never accepting the fact that Apple doesn't consider geeks into the design at all. Take for example Ogg-Vorbis. It is a better protocol than MP3 technically; however, the majority of the consumer world doesn't care it. Thus Apple does not use it. My other point is geeks can't see that what they think is important isn't what an average consumer thinks is important. Between a player being to play Ogg and another player having a music store where you can buy music online, which is more important to a customer?

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    219. Re:Apple Stores by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      What exactly does that mean? (I don't expect you will answer) Is that a glorified way of saying it referenced id tags/metadata instead of file names?

      What I mean is that with iTunes and the iPod, a consumer never needs to care about where the MP3/Mp4/AAC files are. iTunes handled everything from organization to syncing. Before that, consumers need to manually intervene in some if not all aspects of MP3 creation, organization, syncing. That made it "magical" to average consumers.

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    220. Re:Apple Stores by npsimons · · Score: 1

      Simply not believing in a god figure is not atheism.

      So what would you call it? I think you fail etymology. Theism = belief in a deity; adding the 'a' prefix means you negate the meaning, ie Atheism = no belief in a deity. Just like apolitical, asexual, etc, etc.

      You know, it's farcical that we have a word for people who lack a belief in a deity, yet we don't have a word for people who lack a belief in other mythical things. Where's the word for people who don't believe in unicorns? Or leprechauns? An even better question would be, why can't the theists just leave atheists alone, instead of trying to force their beliefs on them?

    221. Re:Apple Stores by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Again, by endless harping on "features" aren't you guilty of the slashdot mindset where technical features = only thing important."

      Rubbish, that's not what I said, your implication is the opposite which is in fact the fact, in that you're trying to remove features from the argument altogether as if they're not a factor for anyone. Features are always going to be a factor, less important for some, more important for others, my point is that Apple had no ease of use benefit, had a worse featureset, but had more style and better brand recognition, hence it's likely that as Apple's product sold more, it was style that was the deciding factor for those people who bought Apple products. If you think featureset is not a factor in the slightest you're greatly mistaken, it is, for everyone, it's just not necessarily the most import factor for some- for many Apple purchasers it's style and brand recognition above all else.

      "Do you remember when MP3 players first sold? Do you know how many manual steps it took to convert a CD to MP3s and then onto the player? Most geeks didn't really care. Consumers would care that it took a lot of steps because they would never use it. iTunes was the first free program I knew that reduced MP3 creation down to 1 step if you accepted the defaults (put in a CD). It took one step to get onto the player (plug in the cable). Over time Apple added little things like Gracenote DB and album cover downloads to remove any minutiae that consumers don't want to deal with. In time other programs made the necessary changes to do this."

      Again, complete rubbish, Creative software made it just as easy. Using iTunes as an example of how Apple got the usability thing right is a joke right?

      I agree Apple doesn't focus on features, I felt I made this quite clear, where we disagree is that your implication is that Apple wins on ease of use, where I disagree is that Apple ease of use is often merely a myth and iTunes is ample evidence of that. My view is that Apple sells, because Apple has created one of the worlds top fashion brands, and sells products that look very nice. They're viewed as the Armani, the Gucci of the technology world- their products may often be quirky, may not necessarily even be the comfiest, may not actually last as well as budget competitors, but their brand recognition and style wins the day for them in terms of profitability.

      Whilst I agree for the customers Apple has managed to gather features aren't important, again, what we really can't say is that that's the case for most people because we simply don't know- again there are so many people who don't buy Apple but could that it's perfectly feasible that even the average person puts features as a priority. I know it's a popular argument to suggest that features are a geek only thing here on Slashdot but it's an argument for which there is no evidence. Unless you can come forward with an objective representative study that shows that for most users, features for IT gadgets comes far down the list of desirables on a gadget then you cannot say that, it's complete speculation.

      In pretty much all markets Apple is involved in it is actually a minority player with portable media players being one of the only real exceptions. People repeatedly make assertions based on Apple's popularity which are nonsensical to make based on Apple's market position. To suggest for example that the iPhone did well because features are unimportant to most people doesn't make a lot of sense when far more feature filled phones are being sold in far greater number- all you can really say is that there is an underserved market of people who like simple devices hence why the iPhone has sold well, but you cannot say that this group of people is representative of the majority, when the majority do not buy the iPhone.

      The fundamental problem is you're still talking about the average consumer, yet here's an extremely important fact- the average consumer does NOT buy Apple, not even close, because Apple's marketshare in almost all it'

    222. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, your authoritative tone isn't sufficient to make your statement factual. While I agree that it could be interpreted with the implied meaning you and GP state, I do not see that as a reasonable assumption. I emphasize reasonable here, as it would not be reasonable to think that i intended to say "the entire subset of the slashdot readership who are atheists damned near crucified me".

    223. Re:Apple Stores by SkimTony · · Score: 1

      Excellent bumper sticker (actually saw this one):

      "Militant Agnostic: I don't know, and neither do you!"

    224. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Or a reference to the subset who took the action I was referring to. Or when you read my comment did youhonestly think that my meaning was "each and every atheist that reads slashdot"? While you are correct in that this could have been my meaning, I am also correct in stating that the explanation I gave above is the more reasonable meaning by far.

    225. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My skin color is more like dark pink, rather than purple. If you can make a concession to that point, then I am the living proof that your denial of our existence is debunked.
      Well, gotta go... Got to finish that Shakespeare sonnet on my typewriter.

    226. Re:Apple Stores by enderjsv · · Score: 1

      You're right, but you're arguing semantics. I, too, take the position that it's possible there is a god, just like it's possible there are purple car driving monkeys, it's possible that we're all trapped in the matrix, or it's possible Gary Busey is god. Anything possible it the super pedantic philosophical sense. But we don't go around being super careful to say "I don't believe in purple car driving monkey but I recognize the possibility." No, we just say "Purple car driving monkeys don't exist." This whole tiptoeing around semantics that so many atheists and agnostics to really only gives ammunition to theists. It's okay to say "There is no god" in the same way as it's okay to say "there are no purple car driving monkeys". You don't always have to through in that awkward disclaimer.

    227. Re:Apple Stores by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Thus why atheism is more rational than theism. There is no proof of a god, so we can assume there is no god. Since that is simpler than assuming there is a god, it's probably correct.

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    228. Re:Apple Stores by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

      Considering that 84% of the world believes in some kind of god , I'd say yours is an equally bad argument (as I doubt the Cthulu cult is anywhere near the same kind of devotion). Now I'm not saying that appealing to the crowd isn't a logical fallacy, but at a very minimum it leads me to give it more due diligence than Santa Clause and the other fictionary characters you'd attempt to compare.

    229. Re:Apple Stores by Magius_AR · · Score: 1

      Who is the head of atheism?

      Richard Dawkins -- though the existence of religion doesn't necessitate a religious leader.

      Buildings we meet in?

      http://skeptics.meetup.com/

    230. Re:Apple Stores by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      "NO one prays to Dawkins. No one says he is divine. No one treats him like a saint."

      Few people in the hard sciences use all encompassing statements....just wanted to point that out.

      "It is by no logical definition a religion." - and I never said that, your words, get them out of my mouth.
      "Nothing is taken on faith, nothing is above critism(sic)" - snort, go back and actually read what I said. Just because your dirt pile is small doesn't mean it isn't a dirt pile.

      "nothing is written on stone" - um, the Rosetta Stone has writing on it. Oh, you meant *in* stone. Ask the folks who have run up against this. A decent example is the cold/warm blooded dinosaur debate. Go back and see what happened to the Apostates who first suggested that they might just possibly be warm blooded, and how they tempered their science do to the canon writ on the 'stone'.

      "and nothing depends on blind faith." 'I can...' is not a verifiable scientific method. 'I can reproduce the results of the super collider' - No, *you* can't. You have to accept (and without the math background) on blind faith that what they are reporting is true. 'But other will check for me!!' No, not really. Who version controls Linus' submissions to the Kernel? I think there is one guy that looks every so often, but who checks him? and so on and so forth.

      "religion is all about Blind faith." - I love it when Atheists tell me what religion is, like a white guy telling what it is to be black. Does it never occur to you that people have seen things that you have not? Minus a telescope the fact that you have seen Halley's comet and I have not means that I get to degrade you when you speak of it?

      "The argument is no one can offer proof of gods existence" - again the all encompassing statement. No one you have ever met or heard of.

      ", and every property of god people claim exists has been proven wrong." Proven? By all means point me to the study.

      "Prayer? doesn't work. Healing? nope." Prayer may have influence on medical outcomes. Google it yourself. the Science on this is still out.

      "Second coming? nope* God on earth? nope* and so on. *If you bother to actually read the bible, Jesus is saying those thing will happen in the life time of the disciples." - That is one interpretation. There is however many Apocryphal books that say otherwise. If you care to read those.

      "What you describe is an organization and cult of personalities; which are not religions or faith based." -And here is the crux, yes that is it exactly. I was tasked to explain why it looks like a religion and I answered that. Which in now way deserves this =

      "Your test is another example of the hate and irrationalities that religion spreads." Hate? Irrationality? I answered a FUCKING QUESTION YOU PINHEAD. What did I get - your drunken diatribe about Christianity. I got YOUR personal hate. Because I answered a question. I tried to add some perspective. Leave it to one of the 'Faithful' to have an issue with it and kick up a bunch of dust and bullshit. You remind me of nothing more than a republican tapping his shoe in an airport bathroom while standing firm against the gay. In other words - you are trying too hard, clean your own house before you try to clean mine.

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    231. Re:Apple Stores by theBuddman · · Score: 1

      "Religion as I understand it is putting our behavior in line with fundamental principles based on something greater than ourselves."

      IMO, herein lies he problem in coming into consensus, or at least common understanding among those discussing it; no agreement on the definition of religion. Using your definition, again, imo, dilutes the meaning of the word religion. Red Sox nation, by your definition, is a religion.

      I prefer religion to be defined more along the lines of "putting our behavior in line with fundamental principles based upon the worship of a deity or deities."

      It is this definition which leads me to consider such things a Buddhism and Confucianism as philosophies or world-views, rather than religions.Now it may be arguable that each of these world views, whether theistic or atheistic, requires leaps of faith in order to be held. I wouldn't argue that point, but I think that callings something a religion in the absence of a deity or deities just muddies the conversational waters.

    232. Re:Apple Stores by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the response, it is so hard to have these conversations, but I appreciate the effort on your part to make it sensible.

      Ultimately I agree with you.

      I don't need to invest the time to know how an atom works in a chem lab ( 6 semesters of chemistry was enough thank you) I will trust the people doing the grunt work have all their ducks in a row.

      And you are right, it all boils down to trust. If we could quantify that we might get somewhere. Perhaps this is the way to look at it. I have been working the piles of dirt analogy, but maybe the better one is the Electro-Magnetic spectrum (your green light is the same as my Pogues song)

      "In other words, the results you got are very different to a miracle or a prayer being answered, because neither of those are repeatable or verifiable" - As a scientist I am not sure this is true. I am not sure the experiment has ever been done. Or ever could be done. To do a double blind study of prayer...it would have to be a twin study on steroids, caffeine and meth...yuk. Even thinking about the methodology gives me a headache.

      Thanks again for the reasonable response. and in deference to your Atheism, I will not pray for you ;) (all in good fun)

      Seraphim

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    233. Re:Apple Stores by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      Atheism isn't a religion, but it is a leap of faith nevertheless. You are basically saying, without any proof, that god doesn't exist

      kind of like you believe with a leap of faith that there aren't zombies roaming the streets and aliens taking over our cities?
      it isn't a leap of faith to believe that something that you have no evidence of doesn't exist... it is faith when you believe that something with no evidence of it's existence does.

    234. Re:Apple Stores by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      the question is why did virtually none of Apple's competitors do it first?

      the same reason more people don't use linux, it is primarily designed for and by people interested in their functionality and not for the general public. That's why there are so many robust possibilities but you still end up with an isolated user base

    235. Re:Apple Stores by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      And yet there are those who have seen proof of God.

      Well, there are also those who have seen proof of Elvis being alive, aliens visiting earth, astrology, magic, ghosts, Loch Ness monster, New York sewer alligators, and bigfoot. Do I believe in those? Not really.

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    236. Re:Apple Stores by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      "And yet there are those who have seen proof of God"

      No their isn't.

      Yes their is. You're disbelief does not affect validity of another's proof. Would you suggest that some Christian fundamentalist's disbelief of evolution invalidates proof of the theory (yes, I know that evolution is not yet proven, but for me and you it's pretty much a given).

      "many more people would attest that they have seen proof of God"
      So? a lot of people believing in something doesn't make it true.

      Quite the same could be stated about quantum physics. In fact, I would venture that more people believe in a creator than in a specific defined minimum unit of time, matter, or energy.

      " You and I learned from the books written by people who did the studies and found the "proof" of the theories, turning them into laws"
      Maybe you should understand what science is.

      Maybe you should know where science came from. Maybe you should understand why there is a schism between Christianity and science. Note: that's not a schism between religion and science, as only Christianity seems to have been at ends with science. But assuming that you live in a Christian nation I would understand you conflating Christianity with religion in general.

      "But it was not you who did those studies: it's the same leap of faith."
      Actually, I have done many experiments to prove. Added toe empirical evidence, clearly they are correct. We couldn't ahve a space ship exiting our solar systme if it wasn't true.

      "Clearly they are correct": this is the same argument that you get from the other side. What is clear to you is most certainly wrong to others. By the way, how's that Pioneer Anomaly working out?

      1000s of people do these experiments everyday. Even YOU could do it.

      The key difference is there are people everyday trying to show theories to be false, and applying new data againsyt current theoroes..everyday. And history show us that when data shows a theory to in wrong, it changes.

      That is the fundamental difference on why science can NEVER be a religion.

      Science does not haver to be a religion. Neither does Apple. They serve completely different purposes today, though science still has it's roots in religion.

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    237. Re:Apple Stores by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Then why do you believe in the guy who tells you that matter is composed of baryonic particles who organized in a few way and have a few forces between them? Tell me where you draw the line?

      Note that I don't believe in that BS either, but establish a baseline. It's pretty hard to define, especially when there are things that you know that you want to keep (physics) and things that you know that you don't (ghosts, or God, or bigfoot).

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    238. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      So when you were reading my original statement, you actually and honestly thought I meant "All of the atheists that read Slashdot damned near crucified me for it"?

      Of course you didn't - given the context that would be illogical and rather foolish to boot. If you strip the statement of conversational context, of course you can interpret it as you described -- but an equally valid interpretation is that "the atheists" refers to the subset of the group by which I was "nearly cruficified". Once you put it in context, the second interpretation becomes the only valid interpretation, given the size of the Slashdot readership base.

      Your reference to "filled the hole" illustrates this point. *in context* it is clear that I would have expected them to fill all of the hole, even though they would be technically correct to half-fill the hole.

      I imagine "the atheists damn near crucified" you because the kind of illogical contortions you have to make to get to a statement like yours is the same kind of thinking that leads to most theistic beliefs.

      It follows logically that because I exhibit this kind of thinking (by your definition), it is quite likely that I have theistic beliefs? I've not anywhere discussed my metaphysical beliefs or lack thereof. I say this only to point out that you're reading an awful lot of information into a single sentence. (If I'm misinterpreting your intention with that remark, then oops-- my bad. I just can't see why else you'd make it.)

      Anyway: the only illogical contortions I've seen are those I described above, in this same reply. To reiterate: logically, it is clear in the context of the conversation that I could not have meant "every atheist Slashdot reader" and most therefore have been referring to "all of those atheistic slashdot readers who interacted with my on the subject". Both are valid interpretations outside of context; but in context only one is logical.

    239. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      I've gotten about four or five replies now, each essentially saying what GP said. I can only assume that conversation with these individuals must get very tedious indeed. Since they seem unable to interpret statements within a context, it is apparent that context must be spelled out for each individual segment of a conversation.

      You or I might say, "I bought milk from the store."

      These worthies would instead say, "I walked to Angelo's Market on the corner of Fifth and Vine in the city of Philadelphia in the country of United States, in North America, on Earth, in the Solar system. Upon my arrival I selected a single one gallon container of cow's milk. I removed it from the refrigerator and walked to the cashier, whereupon I paid for it using a $5 and receive $1.01 in change."

    240. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      You speak of context being important, and I couldn't agree more. But I have to wonder why you're ignoring context in this scenario. I made my comment here, on slashdot. One one fell stroke, we have limited ourselves to a maximum subset of the world's atheists: those who read slashdot.

      But it actually does even more than that: when you look at the content of my comment, you [hopefully] figured I didn't mean a *real* crucifixion, but a written one (because we're in the context of an online discussion forum). So applying the context of a signature to comments made on the slashdot forums, we are looking at people who meet the following criteria:

      • Are strong atheists
      • Have INternet access
      • Read English or have access to good translation software
      • Read Slashdot
      • Were reading slashdot during that particular window of time during which my signature contained the atheist/religious remarks.
      • Had signatures enabled during that window.
      • Reply to comments they read on slashdot, and were doing so during that time window.
      • Reply to comments based on contents of their signatures , and were doing so during that time window.
      • Saw my signature on a comment and replied to it

      As you can see, "the atheists" in context refers to an extremely narrow and well-defined subset of the atheist population.

      On the other hand, I could be wrong. It could be that you really read my comment and it triggered this sequence of thoughts:

      Wow, all of the world's atheists collaborated and tried to crucify this guy? That's really weird, why would atheists crucify anyone? That's a very religious thing to do, given the history of crucifixion and its close association with religion over the last couple thousand years. They probably assumed he was religious due to the signature he's referring to, and thought that if the world's atheists came together to crucify somebody it would show a fine sense of irony that would be appreciated by thePowerOfGrayskull. But wait --- how the hell did they all fit? There are a LOT of atheists in the world, and it would be really inefficient to try to crucify somebody with THAT many people involved. . Hmm, I'll be that's why the crucifixion was only "nearly" -- they couldn't all FIT in one place! Where did I leave my shoes? Shit I'm running late again, I need to read less slashdot!

      I kind of doubt it though. I suspect that you understood exactly what was implied by context; and are only trying (and failing) to make a technical point now in order to be difficult.

      Your technical point is valid: without context, I would have been referring to a whole shitload of atheists and then some. But there is *always* context to a spoken or written statement. Choosing to be selectively blind to that context just makes you look recalcitrant.

    241. Re:Apple Stores by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      No. Yours is the perfect example of fanboyism.

      Apple might have contributed some slight incremental improvements to the technology but nothing really earth shattering or worthy of following them with religious zeal for ever after.

      They make consumer products and should be as easy to discard as a single serve ketchup packet.

      Bravo, a picture perfect example of hateboyism that storms straight over the boundary of fundamentalist religious devotion to eradicate the evil that is your Anti-Christ. A master of sarcasm couldn't have parodied it the way you live it. The best part is that you don't address any of his points, but instead attack the"religious zeal" he uses to "support" the points you believe he is making, because you project your own zeal on him.

      You should contact the UK neuroscientists, they would love to scan your brain.

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    242. Re:Apple Stores by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Apple does that whole "go eat shit if you don't use our stuff" arrogant attitude in it's marketing.

      Interesting interpretation of "If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have an iPhone." Maybe you are subconsciously convinced that what you use is dog shit. Just saying.

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    243. Re:Apple Stores by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say believe. But, with science, there are experiments to verify those theories, and which have been tested and verified by seemingly independent sources. And anyone with the right resources can replicate the tests and verify the experiments.

      Now, as I can not run all those experiments myself, and also can not know the full theory behind all new knowledge, I can now *know* it is so.

      But.. The knowledge and theories behind those experiments are built upon what we already know to exist, and as time passes, the experiments become easier to replicate, and the experimental knowledge more solid.

      In my mind, things can be made out of baryonic particles, there may exist one or more gods, this existence can all be a dream, we might be in a matrix-like state, or part of a full simulation of a four-dimensional universe, as an experiment from some existence we can not understand. Maybe ghosts exist. Maybe Odin and Loki really exist. Maybe aliens do visit Earth.

      Some of those excludes others. All are a possibility until I can prove it for myself. However, some of those are more likely than others. In my scale of reality, some are closer to Absolute Truth than others. This is by my own judgement and understanding of the knowledge and logic involved, and to some degree, by my respect and trust in other people's judgement and expertise. This is built partially by my knowledge of the subject they speak of and what they have said earlier, and partially from which people also respect / trust their judgement - thus a sort of "web of trust" is built, which I can have a value on people's knowledge outside of my direct area of understanding. Of course, no web of trust can give absolute certainty, and so I can have no absolutes outside of what I can evaluate myself.

      But, via this, the wall of my knowledge and world view is built on the fundaments of my logic and understanding. And if a part of that wall proves itself faulty, I will tear down that part and rebuild it.

      Does that answer your question?

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    244. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at all, I find my atheism and non-devotion to any particular platform stem from the same place. I try to see through all forms of propaganda as much as possible. At the web company I started we use all breed of device and try to recognize the strengths and weaknesses of each. I use a windows box on my desk because it's cheap and runs photoshop. I use a macbook because it has the nicest looking, sturdiest laptop case I've found. We use linux servers because they are easier to secure and more fun to develop for. Some use linux on the desk, some use android phones, some use ithingies. So to my point, polytheism is much closer to my technology philosophy. And the form of atheism I practice is as far from religion as I can image, it involves no church, no set of rituals, no holy book, no priest, no prosthelytizing and no belief in imaginary beings. Maybe others treat atheism with the kind of devotion that makes people oblivious to facts, but I for one would be pleasantly amused and surprised if God were to show up as a big shimmering head in the sky for everyone to see as plain as day and say, "hey everybody, I'm here, sorry I'm late!"

    245. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, all "truth" based on the perception of a human mind can only be that which we know from evidence to be highly probable. I'm fairly certain that the sun will rise tomorrow but I can never be 100% certain. I'm fairly certain that I've never seen any tangible evidence of god's existence, and on top of that I have a pretty solid explanation for why so many people disagree with me, so the best conclusion I can draw is that god probably doesn't exist. I'd say that makes me an atheist. But that is in no way a leap of faith, it's the logical outcome of a thought process.

    246. Re:Apple Stores by jon_doh2.0 · · Score: 1

      A cold sore is herpes. Was it still worth it?

    247. Re:Apple Stores by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Potential converts - which also goes along with the other reply to my post...

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    248. Re:Apple Stores by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Or a reference to the subset who took the action I was referring to.

      That makes no sense.

      "The girls in the math class failed the test."

      "No they didn't! Many got As."

      "Oh, I was just referring to the subset who failed."

      Or when you read my comment did youhonestly think that my meaning was "each and every atheist that reads slashdot"?

      That is the meaning of the words you used. If that was not your meaning, then I suggest that you a different set of words next time.

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    249. Re:Apple Stores by WNight · · Score: 1

      You also bitched about moderation and implied that only reason you could be modded down was people who couldn't argue the point. When I moderate I always down-mod moderation whiners, which includes those who always "predict" they'll be down-modded before they say something "controversial" (read: wrong).

    250. Re:Apple Stores by WNight · · Score: 1

      I completely respect your right to be religious

      I wasn't aware there was one of those. Does it confer protection against mockery? Because abusing the right to freedom of thought in order to justify belief does not.

      Otherwise though, you are right. An untested assumption is not the same as "belief".

    251. Re:Apple Stores by WNight · · Score: 1

      I don't need to invest the time to know how an atom works in a chem lab ( 6 semesters of chemistry was enough thank you) I will trust the people doing the grunt work have all their ducks in a row.

      You don't need to invest the time to learn why it works because it still works. Reality is funny that way.

      But trust doesn't come into it. You know people have their ducks in a row (as far as you've tested) because their answers check out. You don't care to learn why, so that their theory might be broken outside the realm you've applied (and tested) it in doesn't matter to you.

      As a scientist I am not sure this is true. I am not sure the experiment has ever been done. Or ever could be done. To do a double blind study of prayer...it would have to be a twin study on steroids, caffeine and meth...yuk. Even thinking about the methodology gives me a headache.

      It'd be trivial. You wouldn't have to generate a working theory of prayer, simply show ANY benefit from it. Further studies, if they were ever needed, could better control the variables.

    252. Re:Apple Stores by WNight · · Score: 1

      You state You have to accept that anything is possible. First off Spaghetti monster is a symbol created to mock religious folk.

      Why is that less likely to be true? How are you ranking these things?

      Secondly you state this as if I have to somehow defend their existence.

      You do, as much as you defend the potential existence of every other crazy idea. Or, admit you've got favored beliefs to which you don't extend regular skepticism.

      If someone took the stance that Thor exists or did exist...who the fuck am I to say otherwise? you seem to believe that accepting the possible existence is saying they do exist.

      You're here defending Jesus-agnosticism, why aren't you actively defending Teapot-agnosticism?

    253. Re:Apple Stores by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      "I am sure to get flamed to death, but I can try." - is me bitching? And I was exactly right, so you would down mod because I was right? I am just trying to see your mindset here. What I said *is* controversial (read: wrong? What an amazing cop out. Stand up and speak your mind or not, but don't hide behind mod points you amazing coward.)

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    254. Re:Apple Stores by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Proving you have no actual background in science. Good luck with that.

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    255. Re:Apple Stores by WNight · · Score: 1

      Not at all. A religious person believes something and will despite proof or the lack thereof. That's what faith is about. In the vernacular you might say you believe your car keys are on the table where you put them, but a million things including a sly tester could have moved them. When you look and see that the keys are not on the table you won't "believe" anymore. That's non-religious belief.

      FYI, you can be an atheist believer in god. A theism is a specific thing and you can have a god without one. Therefore it's obvious an atheist does not "believe there is no god" or this could not be so.

    256. Re:Apple Stores by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

      It's safe to say that Slashdot and similar forums just have a higher than average proportion of anal retentives.

      I prefer the term 'pedants'.

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    257. Re:Apple Stores by sjames · · Score: 1

      Atheism isn't a religion per se, but some Atheists show a remarkable number of similarities to the most devoutly faithful including a need to proselytize and seeming to feel personally attacked when exposed to another's differing belief. In some cases it rises to the level of demonizing others who believe differently.

      There's also a tendency to ascribe all of the evils of the world to a failure to follow the same (non) belief when, in fact, there are many roads to the same (purey metaphorical) hell.

      Also like believers, there's a silent majority of Atheists who are not like that at all who wish the cranks would just shut up and quit making the entire thing look bad.

    258. Re:Apple Stores by WNight · · Score: 1

      Atheism is a belief structure like bald is a hair color.

      I don't "believe" your god is bunk, I simply haven't heard of a convincing god story.

    259. Re:Apple Stores by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Again, complete rubbish, Creative software made it just as easy. Using iTunes as an example of how Apple got the usability thing right is a joke right?

      I don't remember any Creative software that anything like predates iTunes. Not Nomad Explorer, not PlayCenter. Sure they were okay replacements to Windows Media Player or winamp, they were far from the one step mp3 creation and syncing that iTunes provided. Unless it was some obscure settings that I was not aware.

      The fundamental problem is you're still talking about the average consumer, yet here's an extremely important fact- the average consumer does NOT buy Apple, not even close, because Apple's marketshare in almost all it'

      What dream world do you live in? The average consumer does buy iMacs. The average consumer does buy iPhones. The average consumer does buy iPads. Everywhere I see people with Apple products, they run the whole demographic from young teenagers to senior citizens. None of them are geeks. None of them appear to be rabid fanboys. They are just average people.

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    260. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheism is not a religion. Some atheists fail to see the irony of their fervor, but the act of promoting rational thought as needing an absence of sky fairies is not religion, it is rational thought. Some may be fervent, but they are not religious. As for the Apple reaction, the same study applied to football fans, cycling advocates and political party faithful would probably result in similar responses. Just like the study which showed the brain responses in a person in their first few months of love is the same as a person's brain responses when suffering an obsessive disorder takes no account of mutual respect or consent, this study takes no account of rational thought versus magical thinking. I know just as many fanatical Windows and Linux retards as I know Mac retards. The fanatics are a minority and would be fanatical enough to volunteer for a study like this while the rest of us would just go meh.

    261. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother ;-)

    262. Re:Apple Stores by PeterWone · · Score: 1

      Atheism is not a leap of faith. If you assert passionately that there is a small white china teapot in stable orbit around L2 this also cannot be disproven, but since your assertion is patently absurd, no leap of faith is required to conclude that you are a couple of beers short of a carton.

    263. Re:Apple Stores by PeterWone · · Score: 1

      many people would attest that they have [...] have seen proof of God than those who could attest to have proof of the current state of atomic physics, thermodynamics, or cosmology.

      I expect this says a great deal about people. So far, all I've seen is proof of stupidity.

    264. Re:Apple Stores by HunterD · · Score: 1

      Correct.

      As a note, I've explicitly chosen weak atheism because it represents a rational world view, requiring evidence of something before incorporating it into my understanding of how things work. Strong atheism requires a leap of faith. Weak atheism does not.

      As a different commenter noted, this is not the same as Agnostic which says either "I don't know" or "I can't know". I consider the concept of the existence of a deity to be deeply improbable, and the weight of evidence has thus far produced nothing notable to even suggest that a deity exists. Thus, for now, I must conclude that my model of reality does not need one.

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    265. Re:Apple Stores by HunterD · · Score: 1

      You have missed the distinction between a weak and a strong atheist. I agree that a strong atheist requires a leap of faith. The strong atheist makes the positive assertion that "No God Exists". I am a weak atheist. Read my previous statement very carefully. It's an assertion that I see no reason to conclude a god exists. It's the opposite construction of the assertion. I have a model of reality based on my observations and observations of others. That model doesn't contain a god, because there is no reason to. My model of the world adds new things where there is reasonable weight of evidence to suggest that something needs to be added. Not adding a deity is the same as not adding elves. There is no solid reason to add either of them, so I keep it simpler without appending needless explanations.

      I would go further and state that there is effectively no reason to to even waste that much time considering adding it because of the complete derth of explanatory power the god hypothesis contains. It is incumbent upon people who want to add to the rational world view to supply sufficient evidence, testing and methods of disproving their hypothesis before it is incumbent upon me to bother considering their potentially whacky ideas. God, TimeCube and the now passed rapture are all similarly valueless to a rational worldview because they assert a set of truths without sufficient proof. Provide reasonable evidence and I'll reconsider. My suspicion is that no one has because said evidence does not exist, but I accept that this is an unproovable hypothesis.

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    266. Re:Apple Stores by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I expect this says a great deal about people. So far, all I've seen is proof of stupidity.

      It says that people are being exposed to more of one idea than of another, not incompatible idea. So far as the stupidity goes, I agree all too much.

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    267. Re:Apple Stores by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say believe. But, with science, there are experiments to verify those theories, and which have been tested and verified by seemingly independent sources. And anyone with the right resources can replicate the tests and verify the experiments.

      In other words, you take it from somebody that you trust that if you just had the right equipment, you too could verify scientific theories. That is the same argument used by religious leaders. And I would attest that the Rabbi, the Priest, and the Imam are pretty much independent sources.

      Now, as I can not run all those experiments myself, and also can not know the full theory behind all new knowledge, I can now *know* it is so.

      But.. The knowledge and theories behind those experiments are built upon what we already know to exist, and as time passes, the experiments become easier to replicate, and the experimental knowledge more solid.

      In my mind, things can be made out of baryonic particles, there may exist one or more gods, this existence can all be a dream, we might be in a matrix-like state, or part of a full simulation of a four-dimensional universe, as an experiment from some existence we can not understand. Maybe ghosts exist. Maybe Odin and Loki really exist. Maybe aliens do visit Earth.

      Some of those excludes others. All are a possibility until I can prove it for myself. However, some of those are more likely than others. In my scale of reality, some are closer to Absolute Truth than others. This is by my own judgement and understanding of the knowledge and logic involved, and to some degree, by my respect and trust in other people's judgement and expertise. This is built partially by my knowledge of the subject they speak of and what they have said earlier, and partially from which people also respect / trust their judgement - thus a sort of "web of trust" is built, which I can have a value on people's knowledge outside of my direct area of understanding. Of course, no web of trust can give absolute certainty, and so I can have no absolutes outside of what I can evaluate myself.

      But, via this, the wall of my knowledge and world view is built on the fundaments of my logic and understanding. And if a part of that wall proves itself faulty, I will tear down that part and rebuild it.

      Does that answer your question?

      Yes, that does answer my question. Thanks for you insight.

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    268. Re:Apple Stores by WNight · · Score: 1

      Proving I understand the requirements. You need to show ANY possible effect from prayer. Once there's a reason for ruling out other effects you can get fancy.

    269. Re:Apple Stores by WNight · · Score: 1

      "I am sure to get flamed to death, but I can try." - is me bitching?

      It is. You can't just say what you're going to say, let it stand on its own. Instead you predict haters will attack you for no good reason, to imply that it certainly couldn't be that they disagreed with you.

      And I was exactly right, so you would down mod because I was right?

      Right? No. Self-fulfilling. You, by complaining, attract this.

      What I said *is* controversial (read: wrong? What an amazing cop out.

      It is. By predicting that what you'll say will be attacked, not because it's silly, but because others have an agenda is a cop-out. This way if what you say is criticized you say "See, a flamer - proof that I'm right".

      Stand up and speak your mind or not, but don't hide behind mod points you amazing coward.)

      Wow, you really don't know how it works here, do you? By posting in this thread I'm unable to moderate posts in it.

      I'm saying, up-front, what I mod posts down for. I am speaking my mind.

      I am just trying to see your mindset here.

      No you aren't, liar. You don't understand my mindset so you make up a strawman and flail at it for a while. If you cared to understand you'd ask a question without calling me a coward and assuming maliciousness.

      But since you asked, your post has the "crazy guy who thinks everyone is against him so he pre-loads everything with a rant about how everyone is against him, making everyone think he's crazy and thus be biased against him" vibe.

      Moderation isn't for you, something to which you're entitled. The purpose of moderation is to sort posts so the majority of the users see the good messages and can skip the wastes of time. By modding you offtopic better posts percolate up. Ones where people say things that you say, but without the "I'm sure to get flamed for this" baggage.

    270. Re:Apple Stores by mldi · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Apple does that whole "go eat shit if you don't use our stuff" arrogant attitude in it's marketing.

      Interesting interpretation of "If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have an iPhone." Maybe you are subconsciously convinced that what you use is dog shit. Just saying.

      Nay. Mac vs. PC commercials. It's pretty blatant there.

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    271. Re:Apple Stores by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      You're right. In the context you provided, that makes no sense at all.

      That is the meaning of the words you used. If that was not your meaning, then I suggest that you a different set of words next time.

      It must be nice to have such a binary view of the world. The rest of us have to worry about things like applying context to determine meaning, but it's good to know that you're above all that.

      Or perhaps you're saying that any given word has one and only one meaning regardless of context? I'm afraid most dictionaries do disagree with you. " the" for example has quite a few possible meanings; the ones applicable here are 1 and 13. You, on the other hand, are insisting that only definition 11 can apply - unfortunately you're doing so without applying a whole lot of logic to it. Look at the usage examples on that page as well:

      "In the end, I was able to resolve every competing consideration but one, but that, the interests and wishes of my family, is the most important consideration of all," Daniels said in an early morning email to supporters.

      - "In the end" -- do you think that he meant THE end of all things? "the interests of my family" - do you think he meant EVERY interest of EVERY member of his family? Or - perhaps - he was referring to a specific subset within the given context?

      No matter - you're not in this discussion to discuss -- you're here to convince me that you're correct. Since you aren't correct (unless you can show evidence beyond examples in a different context that don't apply here) I'm not seeing much benefit to either of us in continuing the conversation.

    272. Re:Apple Stores by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      .

      Or perhaps you're saying that any given word has one and only one meaning regardless of context?

      No, I'm not saying anything at all like that. I'm speaking of the words you used in the context in which you used them.

      you're here to convince me that you're correct

      I'm here to suggest an improvement to your written communication, so that what you write more closely aligns with what you mean. If you're not interested in that, then, yes, there's no point in continuing. But perhaps you'll remember it the next time someone complains about you making offensive, overly general statement about some group.

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    273. Re:Apple Stores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, whenever I use Windows I am convinced of the absence of a just and loving God.

      LOL I agree, that's why I have linux. i never wanted a mac before because i knew bill gates also had a large share with apple, but if the guy thinks it's a wise investment i gave in to apple myself...

  4. And this is news how? by jarich · · Score: 4, Funny

    Old news for anyone who's spent time around Apple users. Just saying. ;)

    1. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good gravy, man! You mean all those smartass jokes I've made about Apple users being followers of the LORD Almighty, His Exalted Steveness were actually more real than I thought?

      Now I'm starting to feel more sorry for these sad, misguided people, rather than just snide at how godawfully annoying they are.

    2. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well. And of course a sample size of one is considered statistically valid for most religions.

    3. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Cult of Mac has been around for years.

    4. Re:And this is news how? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Plus, did people miss the fact that they have evangelists on staff?

    5. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fixed it for you:

      Old news for anyone who's spent time around Linux users. Just saying. ;)

    6. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not paint all Apple users with the same brush. I've seen some Apple users who are not completely "fanatical" about their products, and I've seen others that do treat Apple as a religion and a way of life. Apple is also not the only company that has cult followings.... BMW, Harley Davidson, Nike, just to name a few.... I also remember the days that HP calculators with RPN was "religious" item for many engineers, despite the product being 10X more expensive than their competitors.

      The fact of the matter is that Apple does have some slick products with good user interface, but they are expensive compared to other products with similar functions. So make your choice - do you want to spend the money for the slick product?

    7. Re:And this is news how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old news for anyone who's spent time around Apple users. Just saying. ;)

      Just saying is overused these days. Just Saying

    8. Re:And this is news how? by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

      The difference is that Linux actually has a number of real technical advantages over its competitors such as customizability, stability, and price. Apple does not, and relies entirely on form factor, marketing, and ignorant or brainwashed consumers who will pay more for a less useful product.

  5. ..brain regions which evolved to process religion? by gnoshi · · Score: 1

    I guess maybe the inquisition could have produced selective pressure to evolve brain areas associated with religion. Right?

  6. I'm an atheist but... by bytethese · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steve Jobs, who art at Apple, awesome be thy name...

    1. Re:I'm an atheist but... by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 1

      I'm an atheist and Apple's marketing shit doesn't appeal to me. In fact, as a former Mac user, the Apple branding was my least favorite part of the whole thing. Go figure!

    2. Re:I'm an atheist but... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As an atheist myself (and a relatively "strong" one at that - I consider the concept of religion to be toxic), I wouldn't be surprised to see the same reaction in rabid Linux users, or rabid Windows users (although admittedly they're a lot harder to find). The article and summary are heavily focused on Apple, but the core content of the article (and yes, summary) states that it's more about it being a brand that people do build up a "religious" feeling towards.

      As an Apple user (typing this on a MacBook Pro) AND as a Linux user, AND as a Windows user for work, I really am quite certain I wouldn't have these kinds of reactions in my brain to seeing Apple logos. i.e. I am not an "Apple devotee" as the article puts it. I do however suspect you'd see these reactions in my brain for the things I am truly passionate about (sometimes irrationally) such as showing me a Dvorak layout keyboard; a linguistic tree; or the flag of my home country. Note that I don't consider myself "excessively" devoted to any of these things, but I can imagine it would trigger something (these things all do trigger an emotional response for example).

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    3. Re:I'm an atheist but... by theBuddman · · Score: 1

      "I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer OS than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible OSs, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

    4. Re:I'm an atheist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know how you feel. I myself was inducted into the Cult of Mac many years ago. I remember the old arguments: one-button mouse, megahertz myth, no games (photoshop isn't a game). While as a techy I can fully appreciate the Unix underpinnings of OSX, I've been alienated by the company. I remember going to specialty mac stores and it was a place for fellow members. We were the excluded of the excluded. Not just computer nerds, but computer nerds who were ostracized by the much larger Windows crowd. Then came the Mac Panthers and their new ways. iProducts and trendy stores. No longer are we the loyal few. Now we're the coffee sipping trend setters. I've since descended deeper into *nix arcana but I look back at my roots and shake my head.

    5. Re:I'm an atheist but... by bytethese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As an atheist myself (and a relatively "strong" one at that - I consider the concept of religion to be toxic), I wouldn't be surprised to see the same reaction in rabid Linux users, or rabid Windows users (although admittedly they're a lot harder to find). The article and summary are heavily focused on Apple, but the core content of the article (and yes, summary) states that it's more about it being a brand that people do build up a "religious" feeling towards.

      I agree, I would think that Linux or Windows devotees would generate the same scans too.

      As an Apple user (typing this on a MacBook Pro) AND as a Linux user, AND as a Windows user for work, I really am quite certain I wouldn't have these kinds of reactions in my brain to seeing Apple logos. i.e. I am not an "Apple devotee" as the article puts it. I do however suspect you'd see these reactions in my brain for the things I am truly passionate about (sometimes irrationally) such as showing me a Dvorak layout keyboard; a linguistic tree; or the flag of my home country. Note that I don't consider myself "excessively" devoted to any of these things, but I can imagine it would trigger something (these things all do trigger an emotional response for example).

      I'm definitely an Apple fan (not a fanboy) since I switched in 2006. I weighed my options for a laptop when I went back to school to finish my undergrad degree, and chose the MacBook Pro. I also went from a "candybar" regular cell phone to the original iPhone, and have sold each old iPhone and upgraded to new ones as given the cost to upgrade, was worth it to me. I also bought my iPad (great supplemental and travel device) but given the cost and features, I didn't upgrade. I also don't own any other Apple products as I have found other offerings (routers, NAS, etc) to be superior. Nothing wrong with liking Apple and their products I say, as long as you make the rational decision behind owning the product.

    6. Re:I'm an atheist but... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Rabid Windows users hard to find? You must not read C-Net's blogs then!

    7. Re:I'm an atheist but... by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      As an atheist myself (and a relatively "strong" one at that - I consider the concept of religion to be toxic), I wouldn't be surprised to see the same reaction in rabid Linux users, or rabid Windows users (although admittedly they're a lot harder to find).

      As an internet troll myself (and a relatively "strong" one at that) I wouldn't be surprised to see the same reaction in atheists when they see a picture of Dawkins, a smug and self-satisfied French existential movie or a first edition of Origin of the Species.

      *ducks, runs*

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    8. Re:I'm an atheist but... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 2

      As an atheist myself (and a relatively "strong" one at that - I consider the concept of religion to be toxic), I wouldn't be surprised to see the same reaction in rabid Linux users, or rabid Windows users (although admittedly they're a lot harder to find).

      As an internet troll myself (and a relatively "strong" one at that) I wouldn't be surprised to see the same reaction in atheists when they see a picture of Dawkins, a smug and self-satisfied French existential movie or a first edition of Origin of the Species.

      *ducks, runs*

      Really, the *ducks, runs* probably wasn't necessary, as you DO make a valid point. There are a lot of atheists out there who do in fact treat it religiously. While I'm comfortable saying that I do in fact consider anyone who TRULY believes in some kind of invisible sky god to be borderline clinically insane, I do not count myself amongst that type of atheist. I don't go around "preaching" atheism at people, and certainly do not get "excited" by atheist ideas - to me it's simply "basic reality" and about as exciting as the basic reality of a teaspoon (cue "there is no spoon" replies).

      As a side note, my wife is religious, however the relatively "weak" kind - she says she's a christian, but when pressed about it will admit to not accepting any of the wilder stories in the bible (including the most fundamental concept of the resurrection of Jesus); says she can't be "sure" if there's a God or not but "believes there is, because it would be really nice if there is" and says that "Christianity is more about the ethics and behaviours than the beliefs themselves". While I really disagree with her, and think the "belief because it would be nice" is pretty idiotic (it'd be really nice if some rich uncle I'd never previously heard of died and left me millions, but no matter how nice the concept is, I'm not going to believe it'll happen!), as well as thinking that she really doesn't have much standing to call herself "Christian" if she doesn't believe in the resurrection of Jesus, our marriage nevertheless works well enough and we have enough in common that this little belief of hers is only a mild annoyance on the rare occasions that it even appears in conversation.

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    9. Re:I'm an atheist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Join the ranks who file themselves, "anti-theists." :)

    10. Re:I'm an atheist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not an atheist so I find the first part of your comment insulting. Religion isn't just for people who believe in god, it's also for people who don't. I've seen groups of atheists get up on their high horse about all the things that are wrong about people who believe in something different and then get together and have group discussions about Darwin like some religious figure. They get together and start chatting about how they think people who aren't atheists are morons and how they should basically convert them to their way of thinking. I've seen people who made the choice to believe in atheism speak like a born again christian. I'm not saying you are one of these people, I actually think it's highly likely that you just don't give it much thought, I think that is probably the same for most atheists. Basically that's me as well, I'm not a big fan of organized religion I've seen it do awful things to people and how it's used as a tool. I think that goes against everything I believe and which is also why I don't like the blind faith that comes with apple products that people have.

      So the point is I don't see how you being an atheist makes you any more of an expert on the matter than anyone else and why you are the parent need to point it out. It adds nothing to the topic of conversation but makes you look arrogant and insults others who may have a similar viewpoint.

    11. Re:I'm an atheist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an agnostic myself and believe that the reason that most religions are poisonous are because of the sociopaths running them (much like the government). I also think that Windows, Mac, and Linux all have their place. Maybe there's something inside us that makes us care more or less about religious things.

    12. Re:I'm an atheist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      says she can't be "sure" if there's a God or not but "believes there is, because it would be really nice if there is"

      You know what's really funny? She didn't seem to have any doubts about the existence of god, jesus, and somebody named 'oh fuck right there just like that please don't stop don't you fucking stop' while I was banging her the other night.

      I must make my witness! Praise JEEBUS!

    13. Re:I'm an atheist but... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      As an internet troll myself (and a relatively "strong" one at that) I wouldn't be surprised to see the same reaction in atheists when they see a picture of Dawkins, a smug and self-satisfied French existential movie or a first edition of Origin of the Species.

      *ducks, runs*

      This should be Insightful, not Funny. We have an instinctive drive to look for something profound and meaningful in the world. As a scientist, I know that there is intrinsically no such thing, only that which we imbue with meaning or significance, whether that takes the form of religion, science, or shiny gadgets with loads of migs and gigs.

    14. Re:I'm an atheist but... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Actually, I should say, as a scientist I am fairly sure that there is no such thing - it is impossible to prove a negative, so I can never "know that there is no such thing".

    15. Re:I'm an atheist but... by wonder · · Score: 1

      See, now i don't know what to put on the census form. Is my religion Apple now, or am i still a Jedi? Am i a Jedapple?

    16. Re:I'm an atheist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a crazy colemak typist and the team contact of the Ubuntu NE local community, I'm pretty sure the Ubuntu logo gives me a religious reaction. *shrug*

      Hey, at least Ubuntu actually exists.

    17. Re:I'm an atheist but... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I've seen groups of atheists get up on their high horse about all the things that are wrong about people who believe in something different and then get together and have group discussions about Darwin like some religious figure. They get together and start chatting about how they think people who aren't atheists are morons and how they should basically convert them to their way of thinking. I've seen people who made the choice to believe in atheism speak like a born again christian.

      Absolutely correct. And I am as much against this kind of person as those who do it with their belief in a god (I mentioned them already in this post).

      I'm not saying you are one of these people, I actually think it's highly likely that you just don't give it much thought, I think that is probably the same for most atheists. Basically that's me as well, I'm not a big fan of organized religion I've seen it do awful things to people and how it's used as a tool.

      I completely agree. However, despite what I said in the paragraph above, I will reiterate that I still think your belief in God is irrational, dangerous and overall a bad thing for humanity.

      So the point is I don't see how you being an atheist makes you any more of an expert on the matter than anyone else and why you are the parent need to point it out.

      It doesn't make me more of an expert and I never claimed it did. It was germane for the OP to state it as he was comparing his lack of belief in god to a lack of religious feelings towards other things. In my response, I was actually somewhat disagreeing with him, and I mentioned that I am an atheist to counter his point as I went on to say that I'm quite certain I would have "religious" parts of my brain activated when presented with certain things I feel a strong attachment and committment to (even irrationally, and even though I realise it is irrational).

      As a final aside, I'm sorry if I offended you with my opinions, however I'm not sorry if I offended you with a fundamental truth of the universe. I am however sorry if me not being sorry offends you. (yes, I really do mean that)

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    18. Re:I'm an atheist but... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 2

      You know what's really funny? She didn't seem to have any doubts about the existence of god, jesus, and somebody named 'oh fuck right there just like that please don't stop don't you fucking stop' while I was banging her the other night.

      You taught my wife to speak English?! Cool!

      (seriously, she doesn't)

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    19. Re:I'm an atheist but... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

      My pet theory is that marketing and religion work on the exact same thing and in the exact same way. Both make big promises, appeal to the emotional side of people, appeal to the lowest common denominator, promote group identity, promote hate of the other, etc. No surprise to hear about this study. I'm sure similar results will be had from anyone who is brand loyal.

      I wouldn't be surprised if people who were generally skeptic were also marketing resistant and resistant to populist right-wing demagogues or other politics as religion.

    20. Re:I'm an atheist but... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Definitely there was that rabid linux user style in the early days that resembles what you see in Apple fans today. The whole "I don't know what they hell a kernel is or how to submit code patches, but I can help out the cause by evangelizing" thing.

  7. Makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Since sodomites have no real religion, they cling onto any little material thing they can find for moral guidance.

    1. Re:Makes sense. by countertrolling · · Score: 1, Troll

      That's not a troll. If one does not have a 'real' religion, they will create one. Religion, government, corporation, any kind of mysticism that exploits ignorance, all the same thing to bolster authority.. There's nothing particularly unusual about that.. SOP.. SNAFU

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    2. Re:Makes sense. by countertrolling · · Score: 0, Troll

      Troll

      Oh dear! My comments are causing a religious reaction in the brains (yes, in medical terms, I have to admit they have one) of authoritarian mods

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    3. Re:Makes sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only too sad that I can't mod you -1, Nigger.

  8. Apple fanboys are as irrational as religious folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who woulda thunk?

  9. PC\Linux Users... by getto+man+d · · Score: 1

    ...are the evil baby eaters..?

  10. I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by KDN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it would be interesting to compare brain scans of different factions of computer programmers. Any number of programmer religious wars: vi vs emacs, Unix vs Windows, GUI vs CLI, indenting with blanks vs tabs, C vs Perl vs Ruby vs .Net vs Python vs JavaScript.

    1. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by deadcrow · · Score: 0

      I like VI, but I doubt you would get a religious reaction to it if you scanned me!! Now, if you scanned me for Nacho's....

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    2. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Let's not try to deflect the import of this by searching desperately for other things that have a religulous (look it up, fanbois) reaction.

      Furthermore, your reach is unseemly. There is no C vs Perl debate. Vi vs emacs has strong technical bases. As opposed to Mac-heads who largely do not understand computing - kinda like how fundamentally religious people don't understand nature.

    3. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've always said that Macs are for people that don't understand computers and have too much money. Dells are for people who don't understand computers and don't have any money. Mac users not understanding computing is a little bit of a misnomer though, some of them understand computing, but many do not know shit about hardware. They spend so much time with the "it just works" mantra that they totally ignore the whole part about educating yourself when their shiny stops just working. If any single piece of hardware in my machine breaks, I can find a part to fix it myself on the web within 5 minutes and have it done in a matter of days for 200% less the cost of taking my whole system into a mac "genius" to try and figure out why their fancy doorstop has stopped just working.

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    4. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Uh, any flamewar between competing technologies / methodoligies demonstrates the very same religious fever. And if there isn't a C vs Perl debate, there is a C vs Lisp debate, a C++ vs Java debate, functional vs imperative, OOP vs non-OOP, dynamically typed verse static, high-level with frameworks vs do everything by hand in assembly, ad infinitum. Right here on /. every day.

      And do you have a study demonstrating that Apple fanboys are less computer savvy than Windows or Linux fanboys? Or is that just your particular variety of religion speaking?

    5. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      I've always said that Macs are for people that don't understand computers and have too much money.

      Strange enough, around software developers that I know, Macs are the computers of choice. Mostly because they don't have to prove how clever they are. (And no, successfully fighting your Windows PC doesn't show you are more clever than a Mac user whose computer just works).

      And I don't really want to go on about spelling, but having a spelling error in your nickname, Reverand (sic) Dave, that is taking the piss.

    6. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's weird that anybody gives a shit about vi vs emacs--it's obvious that unless you use an exclusive feature, they're essentially the same, modal vs modeless is nothing more than a preference, and given their complexity, the most important thing about either is how familiar you are with it. I guess people just like to believe that what they're already doing is the best thing. And hey, who wouldn't like for that to be true? Maybe the difference is skipping the step where you find out if what you want to believe is true.

      Tabs vs spaces, on the other hand, well, there's no question. Heretics who indent with spaces should be burned at the stake.

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    7. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by hedwards · · Score: 1

      To be honest, there really isn't any honest debate about GUI vs CLI that can be had. CLI beats the crap out of GUI on pretty much everything other than learning curve and ease of use. And even that is mostly because of the way that it's typically set up, giving people a set of menu options from which to start would eliminate that bit.

      AFAICT, the only folks that claim GUI superiority are ones that haven't ever used a decent CLI. Particularly in the modern era when high res consoles are a reality.

    8. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We must not mention Time Capsule which there was nothing wrong with at all (but was replaced nine months later).

    9. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by mijelh · · Score: 1

      ...fighting your Windows PC doesn't show you are more clever than a Mac user...

      If they can't handle a Windows PC, maybe they are not as clever as you think they are.
      (BTW, software developer using Linux here)

    10. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      Considering that it costs nothing (beyond your own transportation costs) to have a piece of hardware diagnosed by an Apple Genius(tm), I think you're probably making something up just so you can hate.

    11. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so which one are you blanker or tabber? I mean it is a serious issue you must admit?

    12. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

      How about sports fans? Some of them really seem to get into this team A vs team B things with dressing up in their team colors and going to large meetings where they scream support for their team.

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    13. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by boristdog · · Score: 1

      It's weird that anybody gives a shit about vi vs emacs--it's obvious that unless you use an exclusive feature, they're essentially the same, modal vs modeless is nothing more than a preference

      DIE HERETIC!

    14. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      You can generalize a whole group but when stuffs breaks on my Mac or PC, the first thing I do is go on the Interweb and figure out a solution. Sometimes that requires me to open a Unix terminal in OS X and make changes. Windows might require registry changes. As for hardware fixes, you don't own a laptop do you? Generally you can't fix hardware on a laptop; you have to replace the board.

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    15. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      I think it would be interesting to compare brain scans of different factions of computer programmers. Any number of programmer religious wars: vi vs emacs, Unix vs Windows, GUI vs CLI, indenting with blanks vs tabs, C vs Perl vs Ruby vs .Net vs Python vs JavaScript.

      You left out JAVA, the one true programming language, you INFIDEL!

    16. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's absurd. The use of tabs breaks code on some legacy systems, the use of spaces is always guaranteed to work and guaranteed to make the code show up how you want it to every time. Your reasonless defense of tabs has been swiftly defeated.

    17. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tabs for indentation and spaces for layout

    18. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they're essentially the same"

      Having used both extensively since the 80's, I can guarantee you that they are in no way "essentially the same".

    19. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The problem with a Mac is that it doesn't matter how clever you are.

      You simply have no power.

      You can be just as stupid with a PC and spend less. In fact, I believe the OP implied just this very thing.

      This helps the Mac user to be numb from the fact that they are paying 2x or 3x for the same thing.

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    20. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      abso-fuckin-loutely.

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    21. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I only care about emacs vs vi when I am FORCED to use the option that I didn't choose.

      This is true of my attitude towards stuff in general. I tend to get cranky any time I am not free to do exactly what I want. If I am herded into making an unpalatable choice by circumstance, I will continue to get more and more cranky until I am able to escape that situation. ...as long as Apple doesn't poison the rest of the industry, let them eat Big Macs.

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    22. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Legacy systems? Legacy systems?

      Or should I say, PAGAN systems! Repent, sinner!

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    23. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      The spelling error is intentional. Oddly enough the developers in my shop don't like macs either because of the closed standards, DRM, and general asshatery of mac software and users. Mightily demonstrated by you trying to correct someone's name. I'll admit that I know some graphic designers that use macs and some that use windows as well. Saying your mac "just works" is like saying that "Jesus just came back to life" thus giving further veracity to TFA. The point is using something without understanding how it works, then becoming zealous about it.

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    24. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Funny, I just replaced the memory in my HP laptop. I can also burn a DVD and replace the battery without having to take off the keyboard. The power adapter was loose so I soldered it back down too. Cost me only the price of the memory to do the upgrade too.

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    25. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Well thank you for the contentless assertion.

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    26. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless there anrt any apple stores in your area.

      Then you go to an "apple authorized repair center" and pay 75 dollar diag. I know this for a fact because a co-worked came to talk to me yesterday about her mac problems. Claiming that it doesnt cost anything is BS.

    27. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      indenting with blanks vs tabs

      DEATH TO THE BLANK INDENTERS! Praise be to tabs!!!

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    28. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by slasho81 · · Score: 1
    29. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      as long as Apple doesn't poison the rest of the industry, let them eat Big Macs.

      That's the problem, they ARE poisoning the rest of the industry. All the commercially available phones now need jailbreaking or rooting, vs before the iPhone when you could buy a PalmOS or WinMo phone that would let you install whatever you wanted.

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    30. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indenting with tabs is better, period. Not only is it faster to hit tab once than to hit space several times, but storing a single tab character requires less storage than a string of equivalent spaces. That means ever-so-slightly faster transfer and load times. So if you indent with spaces, you're wasting your own time AND mine.

    31. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait! I thought tabs were bad? And I own an Apple product. I am going to hell. Or am I already there?

    32. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Generally you can't fix hardware on a laptop; you have to replace the board.

      I've fixed numerous laptops via soldering of components, replacing fans, cleaning out gunk (you have no idea how often I get laptops that have 'gunk' that is just causing all kinds of weird issues), replacing battery internals, changing RAM.

      Honestly, that's just laptop repair off the top of my head I've done without replacing the board.

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    33. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tabs vs spaces, on the other hand, well, there's no question. Heretics who indent with spaces should be burned at the stake.

      Amen my brother! Amen!

      Seriously, tabs are best as they allow anyone to set whatever preference they have for tabs (8, 4, 3, or even 2 characters) without messing around with the code. This makes revision control system happy, the coders happy, and the righteous happy :)

    34. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally you can't fix hardware on a laptop; you have to replace the board.

      Obviously, you haven't owned a laptop for long, have you? To add to the list of fixes, I've fixed the fan/heatsink, screen bracket/hinge and itty bitty power ribbons that went out, just to name a few things.

    35. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Vi vs emacs "war"? Don't be silly. Emacs is the true country and vi is just a breakaway province.

    36. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Vi is not the same as vim. Most of the "vi and emacs do the same thing" are probably thinking of vim or other advanced editors based on vi key bindings and commands. But I'll still take a 1985 version of emacs over a 2011 version of vim any day.

      Note that emacs can emulate vi. Can vi emulate emacs?

    37. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      True, the vi vs emacs argument is irrelevant if your boss forces you to use an IDE... You must first have freedom before you can worry about which editor is best.

    38. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      I don't care.

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    39. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you obviously are full of shit. There is no DRM in 'Mac' software, and you can typically copy it to any Mac you own without any restrictions at all, including the OS. The only ass-hatery that Mac users come across are from software developers who's primary platform is Windows.

    40. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >> Tabs vs spaces, on the other hand, well, there's no question. Heretics who indent with TABS should be burned at the stake.

      There. Fixed that for ya'.

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    41. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Glock27 · · Score: 1

      The problem with a Mac is that it doesn't matter how clever you are.

      You simply have no power.

      [/quote] WTF are you talking about? You can install any number of different apps, or not install them. You have access to the full range of excellent development environments, from Eclipse to Xcode. If you want to, you can install a VM and Windows, and have access to all of that software including development tools.

      You can be just as stupid with a PC and spend less. In fact, I believe the OP implied just this very thing.

      You can be even MORE stupid, trust me.

      This helps the Mac user to be numb from the fact that they are paying 2x or 3x for the same thing.

      It isn't the same thing. You're getting top notch hardware, industry leading industrial design, and access to more software than with any other computer. The OS and bundled apps (like iPhoto) are excellent. You also get better resale value than with 'regular' PCs, so that helps offset the cost.

      There are other benefits, for instance all of the Apple displays are IPS, allowing you to see the full gamut of human-perceptible colors. Not like the el-cheapo $200 flatscreens... The 27" iMac is actually an excellent value, you should price out a comparable Windows system sometime.

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    42. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by the_olo · · Score: 1

      Infidel! How dare you not mention The Mighty Java in your pity list of inferior, poor imitations of programming languages!

    43. Re:I'd like them to compare programmers' brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Infidel! Indent with spaces! God wills it!

  11. Evolved to process religion? by iateyourcookies · · Score: 2

    âoeThis suggests that the big tech brands have harnessed, or exploit, the brain areas that have evolved to process religionâ Interesting. Is there a good theory or evidence as to why processing religion is/was a selection pressure?

    1. Re:Evolved to process religion? by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Because once a religion reaches critical mass in an area, nonbelievers are forcibly converted, either to the religion or to fine ash as they are burned at the stake. That's pretty strong selection pressure right there.

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    2. Re:Evolved to process religion? by Posting=!Working · · Score: 2

      There are and have been a lot of religions that shun the disbeliever and control the lives of a majority of the population, making it more difficult for the disbelievers to marry and procreate. At the extreme end would be organizations like the inquisition, which killed the heretics.

      That's my guess anyway.

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    3. Re:Evolved to process religion? by drooling-dog · · Score: 2

      It's possible that it doesn't have to do specifically with religion, but rather with any uncritical following of a leader or alpha figure. It could be a dictator or sports team as well as a god. We're basically pack animals, after all, and that requires the acceptance of hierarchy.

    4. Re:Evolved to process religion? by doconnor · · Score: 2

      Here is a Quirks and Quarks segment discussing the science of religion. The have two scientists, one who thinks that religion was selected for to improve social cohesion, and the other who thinks that religion is an unintended side effect of our curiosity and desire to understand things.

    5. Re:Evolved to process religion? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 2

      There are some very interesting theories regarding how the brain's preference towards false positives due to survival pressure, and how that leads to a preposition towards religion.

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    6. Re:Evolved to process religion? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2

      Is there a good theory or evidence as to why processing religion is/was a selection pressure?

      Well, what I have heard is:

      • It is an outgrowth of a section of the brain that makes children obedient to their parents.
      • Religion helped keep early societies cohesive.
      • It is an outgrowth of a section of the brain that is responsible for fearing things that might be there e.g. a hungry lion.
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    7. Re:Evolved to process religion? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      "Religion helped keep early societies cohesive." so does fear ..... as the religionists went about killing all the people that didn't believe in their reigion

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    8. Re:Evolved to process religion? by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 2

      4. Societies where large numbers of people are mired in existential crises tend to be less productive.

    9. Re:Evolved to process religion? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Because sometimes once a religion reaches critical mass in an area, nonbelievers are forcibly converted, either to the religion or to fine ash as they are burned at the stake. That's pretty strong selection pressure right there.

      Just a minor point of contention, whilst there's plenty of examples of forced conversion, there are just as many of religions getting along. Eastern religions tend to be quite tolerant of other faiths, for the most part but even Buddhism gets co-opted by bad leaders (the Military Junta of Burma is using Buddhist Fervour against the Muslim hill tribes for example).

      That being said, Apple Fanboydom is a very intolerant religion. Try suggesting that an Acer Iconia tablet is just as good as an Ipad (not better, but merely just as good).

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    10. Re:Evolved to process religion? by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Agreed--if this story turns out to be correct, it could well be that the so-called "religious" areas of the brain have little to do with religious feelings; they might just be areas that are involved with favoring a particular group or leader. Have studies been done of more or less leaderless religions, like Taoism? (I don't really know anything about Taoism, but from what little I do know, it doesn't have a leader in the same way that Christianity or Islam or Judaism has. Maybe some varieties of Buddhism would fall into this same category.)

  12. Hallelujah! by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    Hallelujah! All hail Jobs! A likeness of the Apple logo just miraculously appeared in my lunchbox!

    Oh, wait - sorry, false alarm - its just an apple.

    P.s. in this modern quantum phrenology, how close is the "religious" region to the "sex" region - and can you distinguish between a Slashdotter's reaction to a neat water-cooled quad SLI graphics rig and a picture of Natalie Portman?

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    1. Re:Hallelujah! by emag · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, for a start, I don't keep hot grits anywhere near my graphics rig...

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    2. Re:Hallelujah! by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      can you distinguish between a Slashdotter's reaction to a neat water-cooled quad SLI graphics rig and a picture of Natalie Portman?

      I imagine the former will evoke a stronger reaction than the latter.

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  13. Eh, they act like religious people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both religious people and iTards tell you to believe in/like something otherwise they'll flame you to death.

  14. millions of starving dying homeless on this planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    no wonder it's to be decreed this day that the god given chosen ones' holycost must be extendead until at least 2025, because of our fear, & the # of us, which both are big. disarmament is catching on all over the globe. so we'll clearly be at some advantage, & the rest of the world will continue to bow down, suck up, & just re-fear us in general. it worked for us until it didn't, now it's not our fault if a lot more death & destruction is done because THEY won't listen/give us their resources, even though we need them to keep the dream a lie for another day. when self-importants of our guys get nailed, it's ALWAYS 'former' head..., alleged, unproven blah blah blah. innocent until ,,, unless. terrorific example of regimes run amok.

    still waiting? more stand-up talknician routines. more threatening now? will the FSF guys be arrested for sex crimes too? julians, adrians, everybody's at risk, of being arrested, or worse. scary? 13 year old tagged by ss.gov at school for unapproved tweeting. so we're safe from him now. the key to the bells & whistles of just one city is way too much trust to put in one human. our/our planet's fate however, is different?

    same old; how many 1000 babys going up in smoke again today? how many 1000's of just folks to be killed or displaced again today? hard to put $$ on that. the cost of constant deception, to our spirit? paying to have ourselves constantly spied on & lied to by freaky self chosen neogod depopulationers? the biblically styled fatal distraction holycost is all encompassing, & never ends while we're still alive, unless we cut them/ourselves off at the wmd. good luck with that, as it's not even a topic anywhere we get to see, although in real life it's happening everywhere as our walking dead weapons peddlers are being uncontracted. you can call this weather if it makes you feel any better. no? read the teepeeleaks etchings.

    so, once one lie is 'infactated', the rest becomes just more errant fatal history.

    disarm. tell the truth. the sky is not ours to toy with after all?

    you call this 'weather'? what with real history racing up to correct
    itself, while the chosen one's holycostal life0cider mediots continually
    attempt to rewrite it, fortunately, there's still only one version of the
    truth, & it's usually not a long story, or a confusing multiple choice
    fear raising event.

    wouldn't this be a great time to investigate the genuine native elders social & political leadership initiative, which includes genuine history as put forth in the teepeeleaks etchings. the natives still have no words in their language to describe the events following their 'discovery' by us, way back when. they do advise that it's happening again.

    who has all the weapons? who is doing MOST of the damage? what are the motives? are our intentions & will as the ones who are supposed to be being represented honestly & accurately, being met? we have no reference to there being ANY public approval for the current mayhem & madness pr firm regime style self chosen neogod rulership we've allowed to develop around us, so we wouldn't have to stop having fun, & doing things that have nothing to do with having to defend from the smoke&mirrors domestic frenetics, of the unproven genocides. rockets exploding in syria fired from Libya? yikes?

    the zeus weather weapon is still being used indiscriminately against the population, our rulers' minions are fleeing under fire.

    the whore of babylon has been rescued by the native elders. she has the papers of challenge authored by the hymenical council, & is cooperating wholeheartedly with the disarmament mandate.
    disarm. thank you.

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  15. Daily Prayers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So...do I have to pray towards Cupertino instead of Mecca now?

  16. Fan boy, or Cult Religious Member by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Amen brother! Speak the truth! For the land was filled with bad products, plagued on all sides by viruses and malware, but then Steve Jobs did speak, and he said, let there be an iPad with an intuitive user interface, and it was good!

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  17. Only big brands? by tchernobog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hah, they should try that test with us GNU/Linux users on Slashdot.

    We probably qualify directly as saints.

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    1. Re:Only big brands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Score:-1, rms)

    2. Re:Only big brands? by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see the results of such!

    3. Re:Only big brands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like zealots

  18. Must be why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I only stop by Apple stores around Christmas.

  19. Emacs users by Torodung · · Score: 3, Funny

    So if it works for Macs, we need a similar study done on Emacs users. ;^P

    (We apologize in advance for any resulting emacs vs. vi flame war.)

    1. Re:Emacs users by AntEater · · Score: 1

      So if it works for Macs, we need a similar study done on Emacs users.

      Any true Emacs user knows that Emacs is operated at the subconscious levels of the brain. Brain imaging of the frontal lobes won't show this activity. The key strokes occur in the brain stem or as reflexes in the spinal cord. When I'm programming in Emacs, I remain unaware of what my fingers are doing. In fact, it's more like an out of body experience. I just simply will the code to be and it appears on the screen.

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    2. Re:Emacs users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on everyone knows that Jesus said the Nano users shall inherit the earth.

    3. Re:Emacs users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah... Emacs is just so low in brand, just replace it with Ubuntu and you get bigger effect in brains than what Apple products does for Apple fans.

      You see, Ubuntu fans are more fanatic than Apple fans.

    4. Re:Emacs users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if it works for Macs, we need a similar study done on Emacs users. ;^P

      (We apologize in advance for any resulting emacs vs. vi flame war.)

      http://xkcd.com/378/

    5. Re:Emacs users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody uses emacs or vi these days, we use Visual Studio 2010. You need to get out of the 90s.

    6. Re:Emacs users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no comparison between emacs and vi. Vi is used by programmers. Emacs is used by the Cult of Stallman. You can identify them by their tendency to put GNU at the beginning of things

    7. Re:Emacs users by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I have the same automatic key usage. It can be very annoying at times when using something other than emacs and I'll accidentally destroy what I'm working on by typing Ctrl-Z or something similar. Some people wonder why I use emacs instead of other editors that they claim are better, and I can only reply that no matter how awesome those editors are they will still slow me down because my muscle memory is tied to emacs.

    8. Re:Emacs users by lucian1900 · · Score: 1

      I tend to have the same experience with Vim. I'm very much used to its modal editing, and use it even in the rare cases when I use Emacs (viper mode).

  20. Bullshit. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

    The idea that "Apple causes religious reaction in brains of fans" is absolute nonsense. Those pointy-headed intellectuals have it all wrong(probably because they are trying to do visualizations on an emachine or something).

    The truth is, a number of dusty little abrahamic "deities" have hijacked the portions of the brain that evolved to appreciate Apple products in a fair number of unfortunate individuals. Hence the confusion.

  21. Doubt this is Apple-specific by dn15 · · Score: 1

    If somebody opened a "Linux Store" I guarantee you that it, too, would trigger the same parts of the brain for certain people. :)

    1. Re:Doubt this is Apple-specific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but none of them would buy anything!

      I joke, I joke.

      *sitting here using a Debian Squeeze machine with no MS stickers on it*

    2. Re:Doubt this is Apple-specific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sincerely doubt that bickering and arguing over the state of the latest kernel activates the same parts of the brain. Also, what would you *sell* there? RHEL?

    3. Re:Doubt this is Apple-specific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Linux-friendly hardware

      *Support services and assistance for average users

      *training for advanced users (how to maintain a system, build custom kernels, etc)

      *Ready-to-go burnt copies of various distros. Not all of us want to download huge files and not all of us use Ubuntu.

      *hardware repairs

      *Linux-friendly software, like UT2004, Doom 3, etc. ... just a few ideas.

    4. Re:Doubt this is Apple-specific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There already *is* a "Linux Store" - it's called the Internet.

      One point, though: if anybody gets a quasi-religeous reaction from contemplating Linus, "Alien Bob", "Connie", Pat, Eric or RMS, they get it FOR FREE, and pass it on as such. Like in any true Church, donations are voluntary; anything else is a money spinning cult.

    5. Re:Doubt this is Apple-specific by chemicaldave · · Score: 2

      The same can probably said for politics.

    6. Re:Doubt this is Apple-specific by mlts · · Score: 1

      A brick and mortar "Linux Store" would be cool, especially if in a tech savvy area. I can see it carrying:

      Distributions (need a copy of RHEL? Grab a box with the media and a 1-5 year subscription. Some Internet connections, it is faster to drive back with the DVDs than to download and burn the ISOs.)

      Bare bones appliance PCs: Need a server that can do routing/firewalling/NAT/squid cache/wireless/Junkbusters/etc? Here is a biscuit PC with a SSD all ready to go. Need a file server? Here is a tower with 16 SATA drives in a RAID 6 configuration, with eight 10GB ports on the back. Need an insanely fast database server? Here is a box with a TB or RAM, a caseful of SSDs, two FCoE CNA cards for hookup to a SAN with multipathing, and the latest Xeon CPUs. Need a box to serve VMs? Already specced out and ready to go.

      Books for taking the RHCE or other certifications.

      Testing place for RHCE, A+, and other certs.

      A place to host the town's LUG, as well as a trading post for people to find or offer work.

      Rentable computer labs for being able to do various testing.

      A suitable pub. UNIX admins in general demand a suitable establishment that not just has decent drink, but good food. We are not developers, so cheap pizza does not cut it. Linux and homebrew/microbreweries go hand in hand, so a complete Linux shop must sport a high quality brewpub.

    7. Re:Doubt this is Apple-specific by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      If somebody opened a "Linux Store" I guarantee you that it, too, would trigger the same parts of the brain for certain people. :)

      For some people, probably. Not for me...To use an analogy: I used to be a big J.R.R. Tolkien fan and read Lord of the Rings several times. Then, the movies came out. The movies were great but built up a lot of hype with a franchise, huge cult following, etc. to the point where it was no fun for me to be a Tolkien fan anymore. So, I stopped being a fan.

    8. Re:Doubt this is Apple-specific by RanceJustice · · Score: 1

      All those are good ideas. Allowing people to walk around and just play with various distros running on properly configured hardware and seeing it "just work", would go a long way towards adoption. Giving some real "geniuses" and Linux gurus a job to provide both in-person and over distance support (selling PenguinCare plans for home users that warranties any hardware purchased, plus allows access to gurus if they need help) would be a great job for the multitude of qualified sysadmins. In addition, it would be a place to go to talk shop with other users and have genteel face-to-face customer service - obviously hardcore "RTFM fuckface! Anyone can built their own kernel!" will not be welcome, but sadly sometimes those are the only people available with the skills to fix a problem or provide proper documentation online. Show users that there are plenty of friendly and *gasp* even female Linux admins there to help is a huge image boost.

      I'd like to add one more important facet, something the Linux community has been missing for decades. "High End" Boutique hardware products. Go to something like OriginPC, Falcon Northwest, or Puget Systems, or even the now defunct but once-best-of-the-bunch Thunderbox. Now compare it to the average Linux desktop offering. There isn't anywhere near the range of power, aesthetics, and versatility. At best you're getting a handful of Nvidia 400-series GPUs offered on an 1155 or 1156 platform and that's about it, tossed in an Antec 900 or something. No defining that you want a SandForce SSD, or an Asus/EVGA/XFX graphics card. No fancy graphics mods or enhanced cooling etc. More over, the entire experience doesn't feel polished, which means people will be tighter with their wallets. Some builders are trying (System76 or ZaReason), but its not there yet.

      Creating a boutique desktop experience, tailored to Linux user needs is relatively easy. Off the shelf products can be used, but part of the startup costs should be some unique aesthetics. Every "boutique" system builder that survives is sure to create some icongraphy and designs that help the products stand out. Alienware's original pre-HP offerings and yes, Apple's MacBook Pro have unique aesthetics. Even Falcon Northwest and other boutique builders are sure to make sure there's at least a little symbol of the design house somewhere. Both via a website and in person at the Linux Store, users should have the opportunity to create the product they need with as much flexibility as possible, both hardware and software involved. Multiple form factors and users bringing special parts from elsewhere should be available (ie. Someone wants a MythTV box and already has a capture card that is Linux compliant etc..). Allow users to select from a number of distributions and be willing to Dual Boot or install Windows in a VM, provided they bring their own legit key with the understanding that support is exclusively for the Linux OS, similar to how Mac's BootCamp doesn't cover Windows questions, save for those that affect Boot Camp itself. Factory overclock for an additional fee, install hardware monitoring tools and have an option to enable and configure all sorts of graphical shiny. Install codecs (when legal, provide instructions when not), offer WINE and CrossOver sales (the latter of which, an option for the customer to buy a license), have "packs" that install certain features for the user, most for free, and some for a nominal customization fee. For instance a "Media Pack" means the user will have VLC, Mplayer GUI variant or another, Miro, Amarok/Rhythmbox/Clementine/Banshee/SomethingElse depending on the DE they're using, for free. However, a full customization of MythTV could warrant a charge for time spent configuring and turning on the shiny. Broker an agreement with some Linux game devs, and sell titles included and the games installed per user wishes, offering both paid game content and free games like Wesnoth. A system fitting the user's exact desktop needs, with custom components, that is aesthetically ple

  22. Apple Store = Church? by ZeroSerenity · · Score: 1

    I half expect people to now pray to Steve now.
    "In the name of the Mac, iPod and Steve Jobs, Amen."

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  23. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by somersault · · Score: 2

    Uh.. religion has been around a lot longer than that..

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  24. Built up immunity by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Yay, does that mean I have built up a Snow-Crashesque immunity to Apple, Organized Religion, and Politics? That rules! Now how can I infect others with my immunity? (consults The Diamond Age) Underground glitter orgy party it is! Everyone meet me on my minecraft server!

    1. Re:Built up immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sigh.

    2. Re:Built up immunity by coder111 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, no time for party. Too busy setting up data haven/virtual currency and looking for nazi gold that includes gold punchcards that organize philosophical concepts produced by my ancestor in London

  25. Religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an athiest.

    1. Re:Religion. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Then you believe there is no god?

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    2. Re:Religion. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2

      No, he likely just lacks a belief there is god. Most atheists are agnostic atheists, not gnostic atheists.

      Oh, I'm sorry, did you think you were trolling?

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    3. Re:Religion. by countertrolling · · Score: 2

      agnostic athiests?

      Do they fight for peace, and fuck for chastity?

      Trolling?

      Moi?

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      For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
    4. Re:Religion. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1


      Then you believe there is no god?

      Atheism is the lack of belief in a god or gods. It is not a belief in anything. Atheism does not impose, suggest, or even hint at any dogma, there is no book, there are no rules, there is no litany, there are no claims. There is simply no belief. Just as there is no belief in pink unicorns, or elfin princesses, or Darth Vader -- it's not a religious or belief based position, it's simply a position based on a complete lack of any kind of evidence.

      When you try to assign "belief" to an atheist, it's as if you were trying to describe the color of the bald guy's hair. He has no hair. Your attempt is based on the very misguided presumption that everyone must have hair. Hence: "If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color." Get it now?

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    5. Re:Religion. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      Even a bald man has the hair follicles.. They're just resting..

      I've always considered an atheist (maybe mistakenly) as one who states, 'There is no god'

      And the agnostic says, 'I just know know', or 'Let's see the long form'

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      For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
    6. Re:Religion. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      You know, it's a pretty sad day when dedicated slashdot trolls can't think up anything more entertaining than your standard born-again crap.

      http://atheism.wikia.com/wiki/Atheist_vs_Agnostic#Combining_Terms

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    7. Re:Religion. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      I know it's a big, mean world out there, what with all the floods, wars, scandals, etc, but I think you ought to lighten up a bit

      Peace!

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      For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
    8. Re:Religion. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      If you look at the words, 'agnostic' simply means "without knowledge". By itself, it doesn't specifically refer to religion at all.

      'Atheism' on the other hand means "not theistic". This one is more subtle but realistically includes what you also think of when you think of agnostic. Anything that isn't a theistic belief falls under theism, including but not limited to "I know there is no god". An alien who never even heard of the concept of religion and therefore holds nothing you can call a "belief" on the subject would be an atheist.

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    9. Re:Religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They’re not dead, they’re pining for the fjords!

    10. Re:Religion. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Not quite: Atheism; (A) = a root meaning without, (Theism) = belief in a god or gods. Together, "Without belief in a god or gods."

      Agnosticism deals with knowledge; issues of belief are not predicated on knowledge. Individuals are either atheist, that is, they don't hold any belief in a god or gods, or they are theist, and do hold a belief or beliefs in a god or gods.

      Agnosticism is not, and never can be, a middle ground. It's simply an intellectual blind alley. By definition, for any proposition without any supporting evidence, there can be no knowledge on the side making the proposition, or on the side having the proposition made to them. IOW, both theists and atheists are completely without knowledge WRT any god or gods. Claims != knowledge. Knowledge is supported by facts, reproducibility, evidence... you know, data. The claim for a god or gods is exactly equivalent to the claim for the Easter bunny. You've never seen one/it; I've never seen one/it; if I claim there is an Easter bunny, and you fall back on the idea that this claim is extraordinary, so if you're going to accept this, you want evidence of an Easter bunny, we've just established a perfect analog for the theist / atheist polarization. I'm an Easter bunny theist, and you're an Easter bunny atheist. But you'll note that there is no third position: neither of us really knows if there is an Easter bunny or not, so in the case of the theist, the position requires discarding the need for actual evidence, and for the atheist, it requires fitting the claim into the working, established worldview.

      However: What the atheist generally has going for them is the scientific method, and huge amounts of data that show that extraordinary claims tend not to be (ever) validated; this establishes the reason that one should, absent very convincing evidence, begin with and maintain the position that the claims are, in fact, exactly equivalent to claims for Easter Bunnies, Flying Pink Unicorns, and Little Grey Men.

      On top of this we layer the fact that religion is demonstrably an incredibly effective tool for social control, consequently an almost endless source of power, treasure and social position, and we've both established a good reason why it exists and persists, and obviated the need for anything extraordinary at all. Follow money, position and the power, and you'll find the root of almost all of man's most ambitious undertakings, within which religion surely ranks quite highly.

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  26. Perhaps the opposite is true by ddtmm · · Score: 0

    Could it be that . ...this suggests that religions have harnessed, or exploit, the brain areas that have evolved to process big tech brands.

  27. At last. by unity100 · · Score: 1

    When we were saying the same thing to apple fans here, we were getting bashed, modded down etc.

    Im wondering what will they come up with against this article.

    1. Re:At last. by npsimons · · Score: 1

      When we were saying the same thing to apple fans here, we were getting bashed, modded down etc.

      Im wondering what will they come up with against this article.

      They will bash it and tag it "flamebait" and "troll", as well as mod you down. I'm also figuring someone will claim that "it's okay because Microsoft and Google have the same effects", someone else will claim that "people love Apple because their products are technically superior", and other fallacious apologetics will be spewed. That's why I have people like you friended, so my reading habits (I mostly read slashdot for the comments) aren't affected by the fanbois. Just waiting for jedidiah and others who dare to question Apple to show up. This ought to be good :)

  28. Good news for Apple by Combatso · · Score: 2

    They should be a tax free religious organization now.

    and making fun of an apple user is now a hate crime

  29. Re:PC Fanboys will eat this up! by somersault · · Score: 1

    It will be the same for any "fanboy". The whole "fanboy" bit should give it away. Most humans will be guilty of this type of irrational thinking in some parts of their life. We're not purely logical beings.

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  30. Re:PC Fanboys will eat this up! by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

    I think you're trying to force a false dichotomy on the discussion. I know a number of people who believe that if you're not an Apple fanboy, you must be a PC fanboy. I would wager that a good number of posters here would agree that a computer is a tool and that we use the best ones available for the money that we have. I wouldn't even go so far as to say that Apple's hardware is "high quality", or at least of no higher quality than the exact same stuff you can get off the shelf at Fry's or on Newegg.

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  31. It's a cult. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think it's simply human nature. An individual who doesn't have religion inevitably creates something to fill that space. So you get celebrity and idol worship and the adulation of lifestyle brands.

    Having worked in design for well over a decade I've come across countless Apple fanatics. Although fervor has dampened a bit in recent years, the switch to Intel processors and Apple having becomes largely mainstream playing significant parts in that. Not to discount what Apple has been able to do, but routinely Apple gets all the credit for things others have been doing for years.

    The way I've seen some people idolize Steve Jobs is downright embarrassing. I've seen people use his portrait as a desktop background. Every time a new product comes along the rumors start flying about how it works and how it's built. I've heard some outrageous claims over the years.

    The thing that I never expected was that this level of fanaticism would infect the mainstream. The big irony is that for many people, particular college kids from what I've seen, continue to see Apple as representative of some kind of counter-culture. I wonder how these people would feel if they say who's on Apple's board of directors. It doesn't get more mainstream than Apple. I'm sure they'd find a way to rationalize it all.

    I've always thought Apple has a great marketing machine. But really, their job is made unbelievably easy thanks to all the fanatics.

    1. Re:It's a cult. by uxaskalli · · Score: 1

      An individual who doesn't have religion inevitably creates something to fill that space. So you get celebrity and idol worship and the adulation of lifestyle brands.

      Or maybe this just shows that people who are prone to religion can direct it equally at just about anything.

    2. Re:It's a cult. by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      I follow what you're saying to some extent. I don't think I'd claim the "worship of celebrities" and "lifestyle brands" has much to do with filling in something that's missing if one doesn't have religion, though. That's a pretty far stretch.... If that were true, one should be able to do some kind of survey or study and find that the vast majority of people taking an interest in, say, E-Television, or praising the qualities of Apple products were atheists. I *highly* doubt that'd be the case.

      As a consumer who chose Apple products myself, I'm not even sure I'd say Apple has a great marketing machine. They're not BAD, but honestly, I've often been surprised at how little they've really attempted to advertise. The whole "I'm a Mac / I'm a PC" campaign was pretty pervasive, but that seemed like a real change from the Apple most of us were used to, and of course, they brought an end to that campaign -- with no real substitute in place running as many television spots to try to market the same things.

      It almost seems like with the more expensive "pro" series of Apple products, they only do token advertising (one ad they put together and run randomly, a few times, so most people never even see it). For example, when the PowerMac G5 tower came out, I recall one silly ad with a theme about blowing the side off of the house when someone turned it on (because I guess we were to assume it was that powerful -- not that prone to blowing up?). Since then? I don't know if I ever saw an ad for the Mac Pro towers with Intel CPUs? Do they ever advertise applications like Final Cut Pro??

      There is some irony about the perception of Apple as "counter-culture" while the board of directors is so mainstream. But on the flip-side, I think some of that is still legitimate. I mean, Apple does back social causes occasionally that are fairly controversial (like their donating to and getting behind the attempt to legalize gay marriage). And with a total market-share of computer sales that's consistently hovering around the 10% range, it's clear they've never been the mainstream, predominant choice for a personal computer.

    3. Re:It's a cult. by Combatso · · Score: 1

      I've always thought Apple has a great marketing machine. But really, their job is made unbelievably easy thanks to all the fanatics.

      I would say all the fanatics are a result of their marketing machine.

      for the record, I am not a fanatic, but I do have an iPod.

    4. Re:It's a cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I've always thought Apple has a great marketing machine. But really, their job is made unbelievably easy thanks to all the fanatics.
      I've always thought Buffett was good at managing money. But really, his job is made unbelievably easy thanks to all the billions of dollars he has.

    5. Re:It's a cult. by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. But I would argue that "those who are prone to religion" in a sense is 100% of the population. Your "lord" might be yourself, money, pleasure, pride, or something completely external to yourself.

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    6. Re:It's a cult. by pherthyl · · Score: 1

      >> I've always thought Apple has a great marketing machine. But really, their job is made unbelievably easy thanks to all the fanatics.

      You've got this backwards. What do you think is more probable?
      1. There is a huge base of natural "fanatics" out there, and Apple seems to have scooped most of them up through some magic.
      2. Apple makes good products with a primary focus on usability, and many people therefore have grown to like them, some going too far into illogical "everything Apple does is good" land.

      Apple is successful and has many devoted fans because their products are top notch. Some people take it too far like with any brand on earth, but that doesn't represent the majority.

    7. Re:It's a cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just so you know: What the dumb mob (that includes TFA) calls "religion" is what science calls "schizophrenia".
      It's a mental illness, where perception of reality is turned upside-down.
      See, normally, you observe something that doesn't fit your mental model, and hence adapt your mental model to fit reality.
      But people with this disease, when observing something that conflicts with their mental model, do NOT adapt that model. Instead, they adapt their *perception* of reality, seeing whatever they want to see, so that it fits their rigid mental model.

      This is very dangerous, since they literally don't know reality anymore. Which can cause great harm for them.
      Like becoming the slaves of "churches": Organizations that exploit the sick so they work for them. Like when you use your money from your job to buy overpriced shiny crap, that you don't need.
      Or like when you invade foreign countries (alone or as a country), and mass-murder half of it.
      Those are just different levels of the same thing.

      So please, help those in need. Offer them a reality that is better than their made-up world!

    8. Re:It's a cult. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      true, I get religious thinking about vaginas.

    9. Re:It's a cult. by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Sure. Just like Star Wars fans are more devoted than general film fans simply because Star Wars is the best film series ever.

    10. Re:It's a cult. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The thing that I never expected was that this level of fanaticism would infect the mainstream. The big irony is that for many people, particular college kids from what I've seen, continue to see Apple as representative of some kind of counter-culture. I wonder how these people would feel if they say who's on Apple's board of directors. It doesn't get more mainstream than Apple. I'm sure they'd find a way to rationalize it all.

      Counter-culture? That's hilarious. Apple is the evil empire now. They are to the '10s what Microsoft was to the '90s. Except this time around, people are embracing the dear leader instead of hating the man. Strange.

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    11. Re:It's a cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to disagree. Not everybody needs something to fill the religion void. I would rather say that everyone has their own level tendency toward that sort of religious activity. Most of the biggest fanboys I've met are also highly religious. Most of the level-headed people without the need for that sort of thing that I know are agnostic/atheist, and don't spend much time fussing over it.

    12. Re:It's a cult. by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      I would say that one who isn't susceptible to religion tends not to have it, and one who is, does. Whether it's allah or apple, the results are the same: unthinking zealotry defended by emotional shitstorms that target any potential fact that dares challenge the ideology....or maybe it's the emotions that drive the zealotry which suppresses rational thought.

    13. Re:It's a cult. by epine · · Score: 1

      Dude, your illness argument depends upon furnishing a proof (or at least a compelling argument) that schizophrenic tendencies in human social units is not a positive survival adaptation over any major stretch of the last six million years.

      No bite out of your apple; you've swallowed it whole. And while you're at it, I would enjoy an epilogue on the cruelty of children and their massive mental investment in mob psychology by the age of seven.

    14. Re:It's a cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dude", schizophrenia IS a survival adaptation. I thought you got that that was obvious, from the fact that is is such a basic human behavior.
      BUT: It is a mechanism for surviving things that go so much against your inner model of reality, that your brain can't process them. I mean literally. Neurally even.
      The problem is, that for most humans, most of the time, this is not the case. And even if it was, it can easily processed later, when things are better. That's what psychotherapy does.

      So living in that state of delusion, not in sync with reality, as I said, literally causes you to make wrong decisions, which hurt you. In those emergency cases, that's OK, since the alternative would be brain shutdown. (I'm serious.) But in normal life, that's horrible and destroys your life.
      Example: The taliban/catholiban therroist: He is willing and able to kill himself, to keep up his delusional model. Because schizophrenia told him that death is the better choice. Ignoring reality.
      Other example: A patient that my brother had, who ran onto the highway in rush hour traffic, because he thought that reality is a externalization of him anyway, and he can control it. After waking up in the hospital, he said, that the accident only happened, because he *wanted* it.

      Don't belittle schizophrenia. DON'T FUCKING BELITTLE SCHIZOPHRENIA!
      Some of the worst horrors in human history are caused by it.
      (Inquisitions, crusades, witch burnings, the holocaust [delusion: "'race' pollution"], 9/11 and the teabaggers, etc, etc, etc.)

    15. Re:It's a cult. by BlackCreek · · Score: 1

      As a consumer who chose Apple products myself, I'm not even sure I'd say Apple has a great marketing machine. They're not BAD, but honestly, I've often been surprised at how little they've really attempted to advertise.

      You probably live in a desert. Where I live, at some point one third of all subway advertisements were an ipad photo.

    16. Re:It's a cult. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi. I don't worship anything. At all. You could say I'm a nihilistic, existentialistic non-cognitivist (I believe that I can never know anything for certain, not even my own existence), but in practice I follow humanism because it's fun.

      So what now?

    17. Re:It's a cult. by sjames · · Score: 1

      There would be a lot of confounding factors that you'd have to get at, such as depth of belief. Plenty of people self identify as members of a particular religion, but don't give it much thought or devotion except on special occasions. Some Atheists have an almost devotional reverence for there being nothing beyond the physical, complete with "prayer" in the form of working out "rational explanations" for things ascribed to supernatural forces.

      Others have already dedicated their devotional tendencies to a hobby of some sort. Finally, there is no evidence that the devotional capacity can have only one object nor do we have an objective absolute measure of devotion.

    18. Re:It's a cult. by Geminii · · Score: 1

      An individual who doesn't have religion inevitably creates something to fill that space.

      What would mine be, then? I'm not religious, I have no particularly strong brand preferences, celebrity and idolism in all forms seems vaguely creepy, I don't have personal heroes, and the few things I occasionally collect amount to spending about an hour's pay a year and five minutes browsing eBay, and it all fits into one bookcase.

      I don't have strong ties to any one location. I don't follow sports teams. I'm not into waving the national or state flags. I was into getting as much desktop real estate as I could for a while, but with modern hi-rez screens I have plenty now, thanks.

      I'm not a part of local community clubs. I don't regularly go out to the same places. The various things I think are cool enough to put personal time into researching only hold my attention for a few years, at most. The closest thing I have to a long-term admiration for is elegance, and even that's not exactly a burning passion.

      So what, exactly, is my religion-substitute?

  32. Some things never change by npsimons · · Score: 2

    Each of these cults correspond to one of the two antagonists in the age
    of Reformation. In the realm of the Apple Macintosh, as in catholic
    Europe, worshipers peer devoutly into screens filled with "icons." All
    is sound and imagery and Appledom. Even words look like decorative
    filigree in exotic typeface. The greatest icon of all, the inviolable
    Apple itself, stands in the dominate position at the upper-left corner
    of the screen. A central corporate headquarters decrees the form of all
    rites and practices. Infallible doctrine issues from one executive
    officer whose selection occurs in a sealed board room. Should anyone in
    his curia question his powers, the offender is excommunicated into outer
    darkness. The expelled heretic founds a new company, mutters obscurely
    of the coming age and the next computer, then disappears into silence,
    taking his stockholders with him. The mother company forbids financial
    competition as sternly as it stifles ideological competition; if you
    want to use computer programs that conform to Apple's orthodoxy, you
    must buy a computer made and sold by Apple itself.
            -- Edward Mendelson, "The New Republic", February 22, 1988

    1. Re:Some things never change by Metabolife · · Score: 1

      Don't forget how the Apple logo has a bite into it... thus symbolizing original sin (biting the forbidden fruit).

    2. Re:Some things never change by circusboy · · Score: 1

      so the apple logo is looking down from on high... does that imply that the windows logo is staring up from hell?

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  33. Re:millions of starving dying homeless on this pla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tl;dr

  34. How can we interpret this from the religious side? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same results were found with Pepsi in a fMRI study and not unique to one product. A much better twist to the results is that religion is simply really good marketing that stimulates our emotions.

  35. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when do we have "brain areas that have evolved to process religion"?

  36. And the lord spake, saying.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    FTA:

    Riley contacted the editor of World of Apple, Alex Brooks, an Apple worshipper who claims to think about Apple 24 hours a day, which is possibly 23 hours too many for most regular people. A team of neuroscientists studied Brooks’ brain while undergoing an MRI scan, to see how it reacted to images of Apple products and (heaven forbid) non-Apple products.

    Self-professed worshipper has religious tendencies. Film at 11.

  37. What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if you scan someone's brain after you ask them their opinion of Emacs vs. Vi?

  38. The reality seems to be *fandom*. by DdJ · · Score: 2

    The reality seems to be that fandom lights up some of the same regions of the brain as religion. Note that they're not claiming this is a common trait of Apple users, but fans. It's not really surprising.

    (And sure, they certainly had access to a large sample set.)

    What do you think would light up in RMS's brain? Assuming he even let himself get hooked up to a medical scanner that wasn't 100% open software and hardware, that is.

  39. Unbelievable! by AntEater · · Score: 1

    This article sounds like it was written by some heathen.

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    1. Re:Unbelievable! by geekthecat · · Score: 1

      LOL!

  40. BRAIN EVOLVE RELIGION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of these words does not belong.

  41. Good news! by The+Creator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple can file to become tax exempt!

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    1. Re:Good news! by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      They already are by virtue of being hugely wealthy.

  42. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There have been evolutionary pressures towards religion for a long time. Religion lets you accept things without needing to understand them. For example, a religion can say 'don't eat pork' and the followers will avoid pork without questioning. Since pigs and humans are biologically similar, it's very easy for diseases to jump the species barrier, so a population that avoids eating pig is more likely to survive than one that eats pig (especially with the uneven cooking you get from primitive fire-based cooking). Another religion says 'don't eat green plants', but we don't hear about that one because all of its followers died. Similarly, the religion talks about the divine right of kings, and so the society becomes more cohesive and people are willing to die to protect it - this society is capable of exterminating societies based on self interest, so there is a survival benefit for genes that encourage people to join such a society.

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  43. The Question Is by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

    The question is what kind of religion.

    People have made much of the metaphore that Apple is like being a Catholic while using a PC is like being a Protestant.

    I personally think being an Apple fan is more like being one of the Old Believers in Russia. It's not so much that you do it their way, it's that doing it another way is 'dire.'

    1. Re:The Question Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wintel PC: Catholicism
      Linux: Protestantism (you can start your own church)
      Apple: Scientology

  44. And the Zealot speaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like a true religious nut! Everyone else is wrong, who cares how they did the study. You for sure know it better. Stupid scientists.

  45. Not surprising at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to talk to Apple fanboys about anything bu brings judgement and condemnation upon you. They sure do have a lot in common with the devoutly religious.

  46. Really? by HalAtWork · · Score: 0

    the brain areas that have evolved to process religion.

    So you're going to go with that rationalization? What a beaut!

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, to mods, this isn't a commentary on religion/evolution, but rather it points out the conflict between them, and the summary is posited such that they both coexist without controversy. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

  47. How should the results of the study be interpreted by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

    1. That part of the brain is involved with irrational faith?
    2. That part of the brain is involved with rationality? or
    3 That part of the brain evolved over time to prefer sleek objects?

    Hard to tell, IMHO.

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  48. Not just Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple is no different here. This study is describing the feeling someone gets when they see something they like. Why they like it may be because they associate the thing with being socially accepted. A woman buying a $500 fashionable purse, a dude buying his second vette and hanging out at a car show with his car, a person listening to some music that reminds them of a few years earlier when they were partying it up in college without a care in the world except being with friends and being noticed. etc..

    Its not the tech, it is not a high from satisfaction of the item, it is the high of relating that thing to being accepted by others and fitting in. What these people all fail to realize is although they are or at least think they are socially accepted because they have the item, all it takes for anyone to get that feeling is to lay down some cash and buy it themselves. Money can't buy you love but your mind sure can make you think it does.

    Physiologists have been studying this mental behavior for many decades, it is nothing new.

    1. Re:Not just Apple by billcopc · · Score: 1

      That entirely depends on your social circles. If said woman or dude hangs around a bunch of similarly airheaded magpies, yeah sure, the more shiny you got, the more people ooh and aah over your materialistic supremacy. I don't think that sort of reaction necessarily applies to geeks, at least not to the same extent, because we tend to pride ourselves on our mental/professional accomplishments, rather than the amount and size of stuff we've bought.

      I bought my first Mac a month ago, and had some serious buyer remorse for 2-3 weeks. Am I praising the holy Steve ? Er, no. I think he's a dick for pricing every laptop $1000 higher than similar PC hardware. Do I feel superior for owning said Mac ? No, just ask my business partners, I am constantly swearing at the thing for slowing me down and making my head hurt with its dumbed-down OS. Does it make me attractive and famous ? Maybe, but I don't enjoy the creeps and hipsters hovering over my shoulder, staring at my work tool like they wanna stick their junk up the Thunderbolt port.

      I could see some people treating Apple gear as a status symbol, but those tend to be failed humans who have nothing better to brag about. If not Apple, then they'll buy some other overpriced gadget or fashion accessory like an ugly-ass L.V. purse or a Rolex.

      Me, I just want to get paid. I am socially accepted because I kick ass at what I do. I was before buying the Mac, and I will continue to be, long after the Mac gets smashed in an unfortunate "drop the 80lb PC on the mac" accident.

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  49. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

    Well, the simplest explanation I can think of is that religion helped keep societies together for a long time, which helped the members of those societies survive (and thus reproduce). Evolutionary processes can tend toward locally optimal solutions, and I suspect that is what happened with this "religious" section of the brain.

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  50. Human CENTiPAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no! Apple is having way too much influence on people. I'm afraid that it won't be long before Apple decides the sew the mouths of some of its users to the assholes of other users, forming the Human CENTiPad.

    Unreal that religious reactions are triggered in the brains of fans.... these "fans" might actually think that the (above mentioned) is okay because Apple can do no wrong.

  51. Religious Center? by KaptajnKold · · Score: 1

    I find it hard to believe that there should be a part of the brain evolved to process religion. Just how would nature select for that? I think it more reasonable to believe that religion hijacks that part of the brain, but that it evolved for some other—more mundane—purpose. Question: What, other than Apple products and religion, stimulates that part of the brain? The answer might give us a clue as to what its evolutionary purpose really is, and why it is stimulated by religion and Apple Products.

  52. Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why is it that atheists on the internet spend so much more time talking about god on the internet than people of faith and why do they spend so much time complaining about christians while they are trolling against christians themselves? Why is it that windows fanboys spend more time talking about Apple products and why do they spend so much time trolling Apple users with alleged stories about arrogant mac users?

    The answer is simple, both of these anti-groups have members who have some gnawing feeling inside them that they are missing something and they try to cover it up by attacking what they fear is what they secretly want.

    I don't know about you but I'm a little sick and tired of all of the anonymous "buttsecks" trolls on here. It seems to me that these PC using trolls seem obsessed with it. Do you see mac users talking incessantly about it? No, because mac users come from all walks of life and most of them are grown up people living on their own instead of little trolls living in their mother's basements obsessed with anal rape and apple users. Grow up already for crying out loud. I'm neither gay or a supporter of rights other than "human" rights for all but we should treat all people with respect regardless of how we feel about their way of life or political views.

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    1. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "instead of little trolls living in their mother's basements obsessed with anal rape and apple users. Grow up already for crying out loud." ... "we should treat all people with respect regardless of how we feel about their way of life or political views"

      I hear Alanis Morissette...

    2. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I've never met a windows fanboy defending their faith in person (have met plenty of Mac fanboys at work though!). Most Windows users are normal people just doing stuff with their computers.

    3. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by kilgortrout · · Score: 1

      No, because mac users come from all walks of life and most of them are grown up people living on their own instead of little trolls living in their mother's basements obsessed with anal rape and apple users.

      Mr. Pot, I would like to introduce you to Mr. Kettle.

    4. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but some of us sysadmins have to deal with user's macs on an occasional basis and we see nothing special about them besides a headache. Just this morning, one of our techs had to spend an hour googling a mac-specific issue for a nice but clueless end user. I generally only complain about macs and mac obsessees when I have to deal with them. (Just like I generally only complain about Microsoft, nVidia, etc when their stuff is giving me problems.)

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    5. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pure ego. Atheists think they are better than religious folk for knowing something that the others don't.
      It's the same with Apple products. I have a mac and iPhone, both get most of my attention though I do run Ubuntu and Win7 at the side. Anyway. Hardcore Apple users grow their ego on the fact that Apple products are considered better than the rest (reasonable conclusion). 'Fanboys' wave their Apple logos in the face of everyone else and 'provoke' (another case of the minority making the most noise) - someones going to bite back. I could go deeper into the mind of 'Fanboys' but it all comes down to ego.

      BTW, I 100% agree with your post.

    6. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      Over the years I've personally seen Mac users praise the wonder that is Apple and mock the ignorance of Windows users. I've been in meetings where someone starts making offhand remarks about the superiority of their Mac. Outside of very particular circles Windows users don't care. Their computer is merely a tool. They're not compelled to comment.

      A lot of the anti-Apple commentary is a direct response to the zealotry exhibited by the fanboys.

      It's not that dissimilar to what atheists do. A lot of it probably stems from a similar reaction to religion. But I still find them exceedingly obnoxious in their compulsion to share how enlightened they supposedly are. You're no smarter than anyone else merely because you don't believe in a god just like you're no better than anyone else merely because you own a piece of electronics made by Apple.

    7. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by bhsx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you were onto something there until you went full-in on the trolling:
      "these PC using trolls seem obsessed with it. Do you see mac users talking incessantly about it? No, because mac users come from all walks of life and most of them are grown up people living on their own instead of little trolls living in their mother's basements obsessed with anal rape and apple users."
      You're a total tool.
      Besides the fact that your comments are an obvious troll (if it's not obvious to you, then you're less intelligent than you give yourself credit for); you do it while claiming your 'side' doesn't troll? Jesus.
      You think Apple users don't troll? Go look at what's happened to Engadget. Look at any Android post on just about ANY tech blog and the Apple trolls come out in droves.

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    8. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Combatso · · Score: 1

      I'm not new to the internet, but I dont see a lot of Apple Buttsecks? What sites are you visiting? Funny how you rant about generalizations, and then generalize internet trolls as living in their parents basement obsessed with anal rape and apple users..

      ...and as an athiest, i can hosently say, i have never trolled a christian or butt raped an apple user.

    9. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that atheists on the internet spend so much more time talking about god on the internet than people of faith and why do they spend so much time complaining about christians while they are trolling against christians themselves? Why is it that windows fanboys spend more time talking about Apple products and why do they spend so much time trolling Apple users with alleged stories about arrogant mac users?

      The answer is simple, both of these anti-groups have members who have some gnawing feeling inside them that they are missing something and they try to cover it up by attacking what they fear is what they secretly want.

      Why is it that Christians and conservatives on the internet spend so much more time talking about Hell and sinners on the internet and talk radio than people who don't give a shit, and why do they spend so much time complaining about liberals, jews, and secular progressives while they are trolling against these things themselves? Why is it that apple fanboys spend more time sniping at Microsoft products and why do they spend so much time trolling Microsoft users with alleged stories about insecure PC users?

      The answer is simple, both of these anti-groups have members who have some gnawing feeling inside them that they are missing out something and they try to cover it up by attacking what they fear is what they secretly want (sex, choices, and substances... but mostly sex).

    10. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 1

      I'm neither gay or a supporter of rights other than "human" rights for all but we should treat all people with respect regardless of how we feel about their way of life or political views.

      Shouldn't you apply your own logic to atheists and "windows fanboys"? You seem to think Mac users are more mature than these groups. Why do they deserve respect, but "windows fanboys" don't in the same post?

    11. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the reason you rant against "PC using trolls" is because you think you're missing something? I guess your post is kinda telling after all.

    12. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that people who bitch about atheists on the internet spend so much more time talking about atheists on the internet than atheists themselves and why do they spend so much time complaining about atheists while they are trolling against atheists themselves?

      The answer is simple, this anti-group has members who have some gnawing feeling inside them that they are missing something and they try to cover it up by attacking what they fear is what they secretly want.

    13. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      > Why is it that atheists on the internet spend so much more time talking about god on the internet than people of faith

      They don't. That's just your worldview distorting the facts.

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    14. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      I have never in my life had a empty gnawing feeling like my life was missing something over an apple PC, and I have used them off and on for years, its just a computer

    15. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why is it that atheists on the internet spend so much more time talking about god on the internet than people of faith and why do they spend so much time complaining about christians while they are trolling against christians themselves?"

      Because said religious people are those who try and enforce their restrictions on others (creationism as science, homophobia, forced marriage, various others), where Atheists want freedom from religious pressure and persecution? Attack being the best defence and all. I mean we could just sit back and let the hardcore nutjobs take over, but that's not really a good idea.

      And by the way, smugness is not exactly righteous, is it?

    16. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      He's an Apple fanboy. You can spot them when they call Apple-bashers "Windows fanboys." It's very much like a conservative calling a centrist or leftist a "socialist."

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    17. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by urusan · · Score: 0

      I'm an atheist on the Internet but I hardly talk about God. Frankly, you don't have any evidence to back up your assertions...how do you tell that someone on the Internet is an atheist unless they're talking about their atheism? You can't unless you're reading something you know is written by someone who earlier identified themselves as an atheist, which probably means they're very passionate about their position...much more than your average person.

      The point is that there are a lot more people who are more averagely passionate about certain topics that have a natural anti-group component than the visible leaders and internet trolls. You just don't hear these people's opinions because they're quiet about them most of the time.

      Also, your "answer" is just a variation on the old-fashioned homophobe attack. If someone hates homosexuals, clearly it is because they secretly want gay sex...not because they are disgusted by gay sex or anything. That makes total sense, amirite? They may be wrong in hating homosexuals over something petty like that, but it does not follow that their hatred flows from a secret desire for gay sex. If this argument made sense, then you could say that free software advocates fight against proprietary software because they secretly want truckloads of money and tight control over the use of their software.

    18. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. I bet you can't even see how ironic it is that you're lumping together all "atheists on the internet" and "people who tell anecdotes about mac users" the same way that "Apple users" are lumped together (according to you). Well.. that's how stereotypes work. It's a defensive mechanism. Is a Apple user more likely to be gay, supporter of rights other than "human" rights or just a prick like you? Yes. Are all Apple users like that? I assume not.

      Disclaimer: I'm a Linux/Windows user. You can imagine me as either someone who lives on their mom's basement or a drooling fool, you choose. I don't care and neither should you.

      Protip: There is no such thing as a "right to not be offended". Suck it up.

    19. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be in denial, brother, won't you take some of our free reading materials?

    20. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by n8r0n · · Score: 0

      Why is it that atheists on the internet spend so much more time talking about god on the internet than people of faith...

      We atheists spend time "talking" about it on the internet, because direct communication is how intellectuals share and evaluate ideas. Basically, we take all the time we save praying to entities that don't exist, and channel that into time spent talking, and writing to entities that do. Got it?

    21. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never ever met a Windows fanboy. Keeping to the religious theme, most of us WIndows users are pretty Calvinist: we figure we're screwed no matter what, so why complain about it.

    22. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2

      I've never met a windows fanboy defending their faith in person (have met plenty of Mac fanboys at work though!). Most Windows users are normal people just doing stuff with their computers.

      http://www.istartedsomething.com/

      http://www.neowin.net/

      http://www.winsupersite.com/

      http://www.zunescene.com/

      http://www.zuneluv.com/

      I could go on and even mention the rabid Xbox 360 fanboys that ignore the flaws and after market costs of their console of choice while attacking anyone who buys a PS3 for any purpose.

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    23. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Why is it that atheists on the internet spend so much more time talking about god on the internet than people of faith and why do they spend so much time complaining about christians while they are trolling against christians themselves?

      per capita, I hear a lot more christian whine than atheist whine.. atheists do it online, but christians (and the rest) do it in the mainstream media. there are also a lot more of them. maybe you find more atheists online because technology attracts more rational types? (ziinng!)

      The answer is simple, both of these anti-groups have members who have some gnawing feeling inside them that they are missing something and they try to cover it up by attacking what they fear is what they secretly want.

      or your post is an example of your secret realization that your 'faith' is bs so you feel the need to 'defend' it . I am atheist. Been that way since childhood..never really bought into santa or his other seasonal magical minions. I assure you I have no ethereal 'needs' that can only be slaked by supernatural belief. sounds like to me you're the one who's got the insecurity complex.

      No, because mac users come from all walks of life and most of them are grown up people living on their own instead of little trolls living in their mother's basements obsessed with anal rape and apple users.

      most apple users I've met are typically the most gullible within their social groups..and not just with technology. all of them (the ones I know anyway) function well enough in life, but the apple clowns are the most likely to make foolish irrational choices about things.. they are also the most likely to buy into shibboleths.

      but we should treat all people with respect regardless of how we feel about their way of life or political views.

      uh respect is earned, not handed over to someone just for existing. people with lots of beliefs about things are usually just intellectually lazy. they don't bother to move beyond the hypothesis stage of reasoning. they buy into what 'feels right' to them. it is hard to respect people like this.

    24. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      It's pure ego. Atheists think they are better than religious folk for knowing something that the others don't.

      atheists do get excited when a majority attempts to enforce restrictions on their lives based on baseless assumption. that is reasonable. the basic conflict is over whether society should be governed solely by the whim of emotion. the fact the religious are so interested in flaming science classes in schools is telling. Just because someone is egotistical does not mean they are correct or incorrect. ego can blind one from the truth and the religious have a lot to learn here too.

      your definitions for 'hardcore apple user' and 'fanboy' split a VERY fine hair..

    25. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      It's not that dissimilar to what atheists do

      beliefs that shape one's whole life are a lot more significant than one's beliefs concerning his personal electronics. the former sets political policy for the whole society while the latter is a minor preference..thus atheists who complain about irrational policy are not the same as apple evangelizers.

    26. Re:Anti-groups are obsessed with what they hate by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      what construes leftist, centrist, or conservative is completely subjective... they're ALL subjective. there are leftists who call anything right of lenin a fascist. the whole left wing/right wing dichotomy is a joke anyway, best left for the one dimensionals.

  53. What Would Jobs Do? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    I think crediting our brains for evolving specifically to process religion is going a bit far. I believe it's more plausible that religion evolved to exploit this area of the brain rather than the other way around, especially since behavior is more plastic than anatomy.

    That said, Apple does call their PR people "evangelists," and Objective C is as conflicting, superfluous, and self important as any religious text I've ever read, so it's hard to dispute these findings.

  54. Makes sense by JoltinJoe77 · · Score: 1

    When you want to continue believing your chosen investment (be it emotional, monetary, or time) in a brand is superior, even when evidence is mounting to the contrary, you have no choice but to abandon logic and attach to faith. That way you can keep believing your choice is right and present confident arguments to support it.

  55. Not surprised in the slightest by Artifex · · Score: 1

    They all make use of Reality Distortion Fields.

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  56. Religions stimulate “Apple-like” react by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Neuroscientists have found that religious fervour lights up the same parts of the brain as waiting in line for your devotions at the Apple Store.

    The scientists were interviewed by a BBC programme exploring the fantastically lucrative and popular brands springing up around the supernatural. Religions such as "Christianity" parody the story of the semi-mythical Steve Jobs' virgin birth, adoption by a humble Silicon Valley family, founding of Apple, expulsion from the fold, decade in the wilderness and triumphant Second Coming, wherein devotees were led to enlightenment, glory and hipness.

    "The scans of 'religion' appear remarkably similar," said one scientist whose name is being withheld for protection from outraged Apple devotees. "The adrenal glands are stimulated and the same areas of the visual regions light up. Somewhat in the shape of an apple. No, really! Shaped like an apple!"

    Cupertino's response was frosty. "To have the sacred enlightenment of the products of our saviour Steve maligned by comparison to mere witchdoctor cultist mumbo-jumbo is no less than a calculated insult. One important difference is that our stuff works. ... If you hold it right." The spokesman then compared the neuroscientists' mothers to a PC.

    "The comparison is ridiculous," said "religious" leader Joe "Happy Heil" Ratzinger. "We're just out to make an honest buck like anyone. Well, fairly honest."

    Photo: His Stevianity ministering to a devoted soul..

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  57. That documentary is a blasphemy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (heheheh)

  58. It's just an accidental mental glitch. by Dzimas · · Score: 1

    I don't think religion is an evolved trait. It's more likely to be a byproduct of group socialization. We are wired to form social hierarchies, and many leaders have exploited the human willingness to believe in a "higher purpose" to assert divine right over multiple tribes. As a self-aware animal, it's difficult for humans to understand that perhaps our only purpose on earth is to breed to avoid extinction. So instead we create meaningless social rungs -- serf, scribe, priest, investment banker -- and build pyramids, castles and skyscrapers to assert control over nature. Besides, it seems that many of us seem to be missing whatever gene causes the irrational belief in an omnipotent Santa Claus-like deity floating on a cloud. Perhaps that's also why I don't own a Mac and opt for cheaper generic machines.

  59. Apple is a religion by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Just like any other one, you have to pay to truly 'belong' and you must never, ever take the Jobs name in vain.

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    1. Re:Apple is a religion by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The "belonging" is a big factor now. Look at the Mac vs. PC ads, and the new ads that say things like "if you don't have an iPad...well, you don't have an iPad!"

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  60. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

    For example, a religion can say 'don't eat pork' and the followers will avoid pork without questioning

    Well, that depends on which religion you are referring to. There has been a lot of debate about the reasons for biblical mandates among Jewish rabbis, and the kosher laws are no exception.

    What is interesting about the kosher laws (to me anyway) is that they are mixed in with civil and criminal laws. Just open a bible, and look at what the kosher laws are surrounded by: hygienic laws (read these in the historical context), laws about murderers and rapists, laws about sexual practices, laws concerning military actions, taxes (which we now read as "charity," but involuntary charity is best referred to as a tax), farm maintenance, etc. Mixed in, of course, are laws concerning religious practices: idolatry, animal sacrifices, and other assorted practices.

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  61. new from apple the i-meter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    new from apple the i-meter

  62. Mod's proving the validity of TFA? by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    Why are comments obviously from non-apple users "+5 Funny" (pointing to first +5 funny comment and the parent comment here), but the ones from apple users (the ones below said +5 funny ones) are "+5 Insightful"... Is this the mod's proving the validity of TFA?

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    1. Re:Mod's proving the validity of TFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny gives a positive rating, without giving positive karma, so it can be used to ruin a user's karma. To protect against that, you will see funny posts modded interesting or insightful.

  63. Re:PC Fanboys will eat this up! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    It will be the same for any "fanboy". The whole "fanboy" bit should give it away. Most humans will be guilty of this type of irrational thinking in some parts of their life. We're not purely logical beings.

    Heretic! :-)

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  64. Same thing is probably true for all products by bl8n8r · · Score: 0

    Although I would rather leave the room than listen to fanbois, I would imagine this area of the brain is stimulated in the same way for a lot of things, not just Apple. When people get personally and fundamentally attached to a product/idea/belief they will kill for it.

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  65. Not just tech brands... by davidiii · · Score: 1

    Sports brands, fast-food, clothing, news outlets, comic books, etc all likely use that type of brain activity. It all has to do with brand recognition and groupthink mentality. Basically, anything that has FANS will have a pseudo-religious reaction.

  66. UK Neuroscientists yielding significant results? by digitaldebris · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else considered that perhaps this is not really a correlation between apple imagery and religion, but perhaps just an indiction that the studies the UK neuroscientists have been working on aren't yielding any significant results.

  67. Re:Apple fanboys are as irrational as religious fo by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Who woulda thunk?

    Funny, they didn't test Android fans. Or Sony, or Microsoft, or Google....

    Bet you read the headline and immediately went to comment, right? I'm curious what your MRI would show.

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  68. Re:How should the results of the study be interpre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 Evolved to seek out patterns.

    Problem is our pattern-matcher, while powerful, is flawed in several important ways. For one, we like to confirm the patterns we already think exist, while dismissing those which cause us to doubt. Secondly, we often make spurious connections between A and B. The tribe does a rain dance and then the next day it rains, so therefore the rain god must have been enticed to send rain. Despite the fact that B following A does not imply that A caused or has any relation to B.

    Thirdly, we project our own pattern-finder (the mind) upon the universe. We understand other humans and animals in mental terms. This helps us anticipate whether to flee, fight, hide, mate, etc. So we extend this to nature. The volcano God must be appeased with a sacrifice.

    And finally, our pattern matching is highly motivated by our emotions. There is no such thing as the pure, objective light of human reason, divorced from emotions. That is a myth. It also leads to another important myth. That we see the world as it is, while those who disagree with it see it in a flawed manner. But no human sees the world from the "God's-eye POV". We're all biased and flawed.

    There are other ways in which our pattern-matcher falters, but those are the important ones.

  69. The brain areas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... evolved to process religion".

    My OCD commands me to correct that statement. Our brains has not evolved to process religion. Religion is more of a misfiring of evolution; like a moth around a flame "thinking" it's the light from the moon. There must have been some selective pressure toward listening to ones parents; "Don't go near that cliff", "Don't eat that mushroom", etc.. So, when parents tell their children that they must believe to avoid hell, they obviously do.

    Apple fanboys obviously see Jobs as a father figure and so the implications are clear.

  70. unnecessary study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure this is exactly the goal of the advertisers. They could have told the BBC this connection to religiosity was precisely what they had in mind, and that it was working. Go read some advertising instructional material, then read The Doors of Perception, and the oft-accompanying essay, Heaven and Hell. Trust me, there's a connection.

  71. Backwards by Wingsy · · Score: 1

    "...brain areas that have evolved to process religion."

    Oh Puulleeezzee. It's religion that has evolved to process brain areas. If anything, religion would be a negative factor in evolution anyway, considering all the humans who have been exterminated in its name.

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    1. Re:Backwards by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Religion, and it's relatives patriotism, tribalism, etc. let people work together for a common goal. That's highly advantageous for whoever's genes are in charge, and even fairly good for the ones in the flock.

    2. Re:Backwards by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      That may sound nice, but what you're actually doing by eliminating other tribes is reducing the size of the species' gene pool which is harmful in the long term, especially as you shrink the size of the "strong" tribe (which happens in my next point).

      From a social perspective your statement ignores the fact that religion and nationalism don't only attack members of other tribes. When one of these are coupled with traditionalism (all too often the case) it's terribly cannibalistic, depriving its own flock of opportunities to diversify and advance technologically and socially. Homogeneity then leads to stagnation. Of course in such societies homogeneity (or "purity") and being stuck in place is often by definition "for the good of the ones in the flock", so to the people who share that point of view, what you said would certainly make sense.

  72. Possible selection mechanism: by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    1) religiots achive power

    2) heretics are killed, expelled to the wilds to die of exposure, etc.

    3) believers are, by definition, selected for by /2/

    4) the devout and contributory receive better treatment

    5) a milder additional form of selection at /4/

    6) affinity for religion is selected as a survival trait over multiple generations

    Even today, it's not really a great thing to be an atheist in most of the USA. It reduces the potential pool of mates, it causes you to be cast out of most social groupings, it prevents you from succeeding at running for office, and as President Bush put it, "I don't know that atheists should be regarded as citizens, nor should they be regarded as patriotic."

    One hopes (well, if one is me) that the continuing closure of the scientific window will continue to squeeze the god of the gaps out of our persistent mythology until the religious belief systems are actually, for all intents and purposes, gone; but frankly, I doubt it. We still have citizens who believe in crystals, therapeutic touch, chiropractic, and a whole host of other mumbo jumbo, though science has weighed in rather heavily in favor of rousing debunkings.

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    1. Re:Possible selection mechanism: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not far from truth albeit misrepresents actual processes. I read an article in the economist few years back which referred to a study of gated communities in US and found out that the ones that last longest have some religion as a base of their codex. Similarly in a group that is under siege (say a nation or a tribe) it helps to fight the enemy from outside if there is a common idea or religion if you will that is followed more strictly more stress from outside there is. Yet another aspect of this religion that you despise so much is that analysis of a groups of so called primitive peoples you may find that their group strengthening social behaviour improves comparing to other groups if the members of the group are a member of a major religion movement. What religion that is is irrelevant. So maybe our brains do not have the piece that does religion but our brains have parts that allow such belief system to develop and take roots and this in turn helps surviving societies that have more of it. There are limits of course as religious belief that you need to say build stone figures even if you have to fell all the trees on your island may support demise of a tribe as it did in case of Eastern Island for instance. Well not all what religion does is bad. Not all what religion does is good. It helps to understand what and how we are if instead of throwing insults one looks at facts. It also helps when we see that not all beliefs are religion albeit they are supported and sometimes created in the same way religion was. I suppose these facts show that without system of beliefs that turned into organized religion(s) we would not be as far as we are as society even if currently we do not need such organized religion in developed world or at least we think we do not.

    2. Re:Possible selection mechanism: by fyngyrz · · Score: 1


      Well not all what religion does is bad. Not all what religion does is good.

      Let's test your premise of exculpation: Not all what murderers and rapists do is bad. Not all what murderers and rapists do is good.

      Does this somehow exonerate or excuse murder and/or rape? No... it really doesn't. It sounds good, but it doesn't actually work in practice. As it doesn't work for rape in today's society, it also doesn't work for religion, and for the same reason: its an extremely harmful influence on society, and regardless of the good done (architecture, art, tranquilizing influences on the gullible and misguided, charity), the harm remains and it is severe.

      It is theism that caused those planes to be flown into the towers. It is theism that drives the thieves on their evangelistic shows. It is theism that drives the Texas school board to select for woo woo over science, and thereby affect the curriculum of just about every other state. It is theism that drives legislators and those in the pulpit to vilify sexuality. It is theism that created the entire swath of blue laws, an idiotic stab at the heart of reasoned governance we still have not recovered from. I could go on for quite a while, but I think I've made my point.

      Whatever benefit accrue from theism - from architecture to art to comforting the misguided and mentally unstable using fairy stories about a totally evidence-free afterlife - it is my position these are neither worth the cost of the damage done by theism, nor irreplaceable by other means. And as for any "moral" behavior that theism might enforce on a society, far better that this would be derived from the benefit to one's fellow beings than out of a canned checklist developed by an 0th century society, or their earlier precursors, basically sheepherders and desert wanderers.

      Religion is indeed a toxin today; we would be far better off on almost every possible level if we were able to divest ourselves of it. But it remains a powerful force because our educational system is unable to address the issue head-on. Science actually speaks quite strongly against the ideas pushed by religion (and all associated classes of woo woo), but instructors are firmly muzzled against saying so.

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  73. sports by MellowTigger · · Score: 1

    There's a reason that sports team loyalty is sometimes referred to as a religion. When anybody asks me if I like [team x], I just tell them that I'm an atheist.

  74. Another phenomenon: by TheScreenIsnt · · Score: 1

    "Pointless flamebait causes cynical reaction in brains of /.ers"

  75. Emotion, not religion by Anthony+Christian · · Score: 1

    There is no brain center that "evolved to process religion". This same brain center lights up anytime anyone has a strong emotional reaction to anything. Studies that make claims like this either (a) dont have a good control condition, or (b) are massively over-interpreting their results. Usually both. These studies are picking up that some people, namely Apple product owners, have strong emotional reactions to the brand. This forum is the last place that should be a surprise. Even without data specific data to prove the point, this way of interpreting this kind of data isn't sound. Religion hasn't been around long enough to be a factor natural selection could use to act on the genome. Specific correlates of religion (like super strong emotional feelings, or suppressing contemplative reactions) may have been. Those are what you are seeing.

  76. As if this was exclusive to apple... by grapeape · · Score: 2

    Oh please, I have friend who drools like pavlov's dog every time he sees the android robot. He is overlook any flaw, any shortcoming and lack of functionality and simply declare whatever the device is as perfect just like it is....its reached a point of absolute delusion. Many Sony fans are the same way, look at any PS3 fan forum and look at the excuses and apologies their fans make for the whole PSN fiasco. Even here there was at one time a rather overwhelming contingent that seemed to think the only reason Linux didn't rule the desktop was because everyone else was stupid...nothing else mattered. I think people get rabid passion for certain things because they fear "loosing" i.e. picking the wrong or least popular product, or fear of the perception their choice has on their peers. In reality there are far more people that buy things based on what they want to do and the products ability to do it, but the voice of logic and reason is usually low key because they are busy actually using their stuff rather than wasting time defending it.

    1. Re:As if this was exclusive to apple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, compare free software fanaticism to Apple fanaticism... It's a good comparison. The former is supporting something that is free and, in a way, selfless. The latter is supporting a greedy company that is extremely selfish.
      Steve Jobs is a rich greedy asshole.
      You Apple loving retards need to stop comparing your obsession with Open Source fan boys. It's not remotely the same. You are douchebags, just admit it and people probably won't care as much.

  77. Why single out Apple? by joeyblades · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure you will find that anytime somone feels the need to defend their choices, their religious centers will get triggered. It could be Apple products, memory foam, latex, or sleep number beds. Emacs versus VI. Gun control. Abortion... Jiffy peanut butter versus Peter Pan. blah, blah, blah. These are all "religious" arguments for some people.

  78. Go ahead then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There should be plenty of money if you're right.

    Oh, seems like you're not all that certain. Should'a read the small print "Guarantees are backed by bugger all and dn15 reserves the right to say 'I was only kidding' to get out of any penalties".

  79. Reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of something I once read in a Chuck Colson book. He told the story of a girl who lived in the Soviet Union under the communists. All the time at school she heard about how God was a fairy tale and a superstition and all that, finally she began thinking to herself, "Why are they spending so much time talking about a God who isn't real if they don't believe it?" She began to read the works of Russian Christians that the communists hadn't banned, and she ended up becoming a believer.

    1. Re:Reminds me... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      They didn't do it because they secretly believe. they did it to differentiate themselves from their enemy: the USA. the USA is mostly christian while the soviet communists wanted their population to serve the state first and atheism helped serve that goal. propaganda is typically served with a large dose of obsessiveness. it must also draw a sharp line to delineate 'us' vs' them.

  80. Re:Apple fanboys are as irrational as religious fo by KugelKurt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apple fanboys are as irrational as religious folks. Who woulda thunk?

    No, they are not. At least they believe in something that actually exists unlike the billions of nutjobs who believe in an imaginary deity.

  81. Innovative ipod design? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    See; Braun t3 pocket radio, circa 1958.

    1. Re:Innovative ipod design? by mr1911 · · Score: 1

      Innovative doesn't mean never done before. If you can do the same old thing better such as that it completely replaces the same old thing, it is innovation.

      What, that whole car concept is not innovative. It has four wheels. Wagons had four wheels.

      I am certainly not devoted to Apple. There are several things I dislike about their products. But I do have an iPhone. Why? Because it was best in class when it came out. It was able to replace my phone and my PDA - something no other device had done adequately, much less well. The iPhone was by far better than my company issued Windows phone (don't even remember what version it was, but it was horrible). So Apple innovated by doing the same old things far better than anyone else did. I still have an iPhone all these years later because although some Android phones are pretty good, they are not good enough to make the cost of switching worthwhile. Why? Because even with the shortcomings of Apple's app store, developers have managed to create some apps that I regularly use.

      I use a Windows 7 laptop too, if you really want to hate.

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  82. low quality "journalism" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watched this show and and frequently thought that the presenter was a dope. The programme was certainly low quality "journalism" and had nothing of intelligence to say. As the brain researchers stated to the presenter, they have seen effects like this when they show anything that people like to a subject while getting they are getting a CT scan. His comments on the "cathedral-like" atmosphere at Apple stores is a stretch, to say the least. He states that tables with laptops on them are "altars". I would not go that far, mate. It's a store - selling products. Would you prefer that they be put on the floor?

  83. who/what is YOUR god? by Zecheus · · Score: 2

    Whatever stimulates this area of your brain is your god, and it could be anything.

    Relates to the Commandments: "You shall have no other gods before me." and "You shall not make for yourself an idol."

  84. About that religious brain test... by AzariahK · · Score: 2

    Maybe this tells us more about that so-called test for religious experience than it tells us about Apple.

  85. But how do Apple fans compare to dead salmon? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    fMRI again - I want to know how dead salmon react to Apple imagery.

    http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/09/fmrisalmon/

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  86. Slanted Wording = Wrong Impression by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    The story noted “The results suggested that Apple was actually stimulating the same parts of the brain as religious imagery does in people of faith.”

    If it was generically said that "iconic products & services stimulate a certain section of the brain which is also stimulated by people of faith" the bias and imagery is gone as it does not imply fanaticism.

    Journalists keep slanting things to suit their "fanaticism". How's that for an inditement by using just one word.

  87. Example by boristdog · · Score: 1

    For people who say that Windows or Linux users are just as bad, I can give you an example of why this isn't true.

    Back when I was single a few years back, I was on several dating sites. I saw MANY profiles of women* who specifically said you "must be a Mac lover" or "must not be a Windows user" to date them. I never saw one that said you must use Windows or Linux, or that you must not use a Mac.

    So if you're trying to find a life partner based on the type of OS they use, yeah, you're a religious fanatic about it.

    *not sure about the men, I was only looking for women.

    1. Re:Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a nice courtesy of those ladies to offer!

      Makes it much easier to weed out the lost causes. I hope you found somebody nice.

  88. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I walked into an Apple store while I was texting on my Samsung Captivate android phone a few months ago. :)

  89. Is it the same... by Slutticus · · Score: 1

    Is it the same area of the brain that is triggered when apple (or MS or google or etc) hating trolls see an article about apple (or MS or google or etc), especially one that seems to correlate with their preconceived notions? I've always wondered what area of the brain triggers salivation...

    1. Re:Is it the same... by LoadWB · · Score: 1

      A quick read of this formulated a question in my mind of, does owning an Apple trigger salvation?

    2. Re:Is it the same... by Slutticus · · Score: 1

      Nope, just a boner (just make sure you're holding it right)

  90. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Funny

    Religion lets you accept things without needing to understand them.

    It Just Works?

  91. As I Always Said by sarku · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs is a cult leader.

  92. But why the instinct at all? by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

    Okay, so being a fanboy is akin to being religious, regardless of whether you're a Catholic fanboy or a devoted Apple devotee, or whatever.

    What I want to know is: Why do we have that instinct in the first place? I understand social instincts, parental instincts, even mob mentality.

    But what good is religious fervour? Is it an instinct that's so new that only humans have it? Or is it not an instinct at all, but more of an overdeveloped pack instinct?

    Any suggestions, anyone?

    1. Re:But why the instinct at all? by Shados · · Score: 1

      I would dare guessing that since throughout history, people who didn't conform to whatever set of social/religious rules and norms were standard, were quickly removed from the gene pool (read: slaughtered), that whatever genetic fluke made you a religious zealot would quickly spread among those who are given time to breed.

    2. Re:But why the instinct at all? by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Which is why I thought it might be a very new trait just among humans. If so, would that mean that people from isolated cultures may have avoided developing such a trait, such as Australian aboriginals who didn't have access to religious wars for tens of thousands of years? I'm not convinced of that.

      Perhaps original zealotry was tribal zealotry? If so, then as cultures became more complex, zealotry happened to other aspects of human culture, such as king and country, religion and then sports. I think it might explain various social problems, such as violent gangs, racism, etc.

      Understanding this might be really valuable.

  93. Studying "identity" by erroneus · · Score: 1

    The things that can and often are components of people's personalities are varied and many. A person's sex, sexual orientation, age, street/school/district/city/state/country of origin, favorite sports team, political affiliation, religion, and yes "favorite brands and products" are among the many things that contribute to a person's sense of identity.

    And why do I focus on identity? Because when an element of a person's identity is called into question, you are literally calling that person's identity into question. If you ever wondered why such violent reactions can occur when a discussion about any of those elements come about, you have to understand that you are essentially attacking that person without actually realizing it.

    Many of us, who do not include politics, sports teams, religion or favorite brands and products as part of our own identities see these elements as a "choice" and often hope to change people's minds about a thing. But you aren't changing their minds as much as you are challenging beliefs and their very identities.

    In truth and in fact, many of these elements are "choices" but once they become an element of identity, it will be pretty close to impossible for those people to see it that way.

    Personally, the way I see it, when a person assumes any of these things as a part of their identity, they have just give up a part of their brain. And I don't care what we are talking about -- Apple fandom, Christianity, Republican/Democrat affiliation, whatever. They have donated a part of their brain to whatever it is and their thinking and their ability to think has been limited and even controlled from that point forward.

    1. Re:Studying "identity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicely put. I think the idea of giving up a part of your brain is extension of the concept- you don't own things, things own you. It may be ironic to use examples from religious history, but I think it's helpful to point out that the concepts are not new to this Slashdot discussion. Buddhist philosophies (as I loosely understand) explain the danger of attaching to identities. All suffering is caused by attachment to identity, and enlightenment is when one is completely free of the attachments. I also think the same idea is core to Jesus's "turn the other cheek" thing - my interpretation of the message is 'allow your attachments to be weakened.'

  94. Test Linux Users! by Petersko · · Score: 1

    If the results are any different, I'll eat my hat. Just substitute your favorite open-source figurehead for Steve Jobs. I mean, how else can you explain people's willingness to slog through 15 years of crappy hardware support, half-implemented or abandoned software, and a community that, to put it mildly, had a bit of an attitude when it came to helping new people?

    I'd venture to say linux users are MORE "religious" than Apple users. At least Apple presented working solutions to their customers. I know people that fought with ALSA/Jack and RTlinux desperately hoping that linux would allow them to record their own music on the PC. Their product of choice limited their ability to create. Who gives that kind of power away? Religious people.

    1. Re:Test Linux Users! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No. Not wanting to spend $2400 on your computer versus $500 is not being "religious".

      It's being a cheap bastard.

      People and corporations do all sorts of "weird things" to avoid spending a buck.

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  95. I'm not all that surprised by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    If you look around you find that traditional religions are on the decline, particularly with the younger crowd. This doesn't surprise me at all. Much of the mainstay of religion (explaining the mysteries of the universe) has been taken away by modern science and so on. Plus modern media makes it much easier to find out that perhaps the church is NOT the repository of truth they wish to advertize themselves as.

    However it does seem to me that most people have what you might call "religious receptors." Many humans seem to have a need for something like religion which would go a long way to explaining its persistence.

    Well that seems to lead to them being religious about other things. Apple and Global Warming are two that I see a lot of. Now before people get worked up I don't mean just using Apple or believing Global Warming to be fact, I mean being, well, religious about it. Being completely zealous about it, refusing to listen to any reason, shouting down those who think differently, etc, etc.

    It seems to have filled the "religion need" in their brains.

  96. Evolution Takes Awhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing in the brain has "evolved to process religion"

  97. not surprising... by hitmark · · Score: 1

    It was the company that basically invented evangelical marketing after all.

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  98. Nope by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    The devout and the atheists are of the same cloth: knowing they're absolutely right about the definitvely unknowable. I'm an agnostic because organized religion (all of 'em) is the most ruthless killing machine man ever invented. Not to mention the only thing all religions can actually agree upon is misogyny.

  99. Tired old "Atheism is Religion" B.S. again ... by forrest · · Score: 2

    Do you believe there are giant purple space bunnies who live in caves on the far side of the moon?

    Sure, technically speaking there might be, but there is nothing in our experience of the real world that would give us any reason to give such an absurd proposition a moment's thought.

    When most atheists assert a lack of belief in "God", this is what they mean -- that the probability of a "God" existing is infinitesimal, and it's best to go about life not worrying about "God" any more than one would worry about gigantic purple space bunnies.

    So why do atheists spend so much time talking about something they don't believe in? Because the influence of religion in our society (particularly Christianity in the U.S.) is so pervasive that it seems normal. In spite of the alleged benefit of religions, they have caused a lot of evil in the world, so why should we accept the massive brainwashing of children to believe in these ancient myths as something "normal"? So atheists must be the ones who appear to make noise, but they're up against the deafening silence of a monolithic status quo which is horribly broken and must be fixed.

    Here, listen to a real atheist, and find out what they're actually talking about, instead of just trying to imagine what they must think.
    http://www.ted.com/talks/richard_dawkins_on_militant_atheism.html

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  100. Aaah by thefixer(tm) · · Score: 1

    So Microsoft IS the devil! It all makes sense now.

  101. Anselm has a proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the existence of Apple. Believe it or not.

  102. Atheist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an atheist, now I know why I dislike religious images AND Apple. Thanks!

    A little background:
    - I was an alter boy - one day before mass, the Priest said to me, "time to put on the show." Clearly, he understood the higher power at work. Entertainment.
    - I was always envious of people who could afford to spend $1000 more on an Apple computer than any others of similar features cost.
    - Then Apple became controlling, just like Christian, Jewish and Muslim religions. That's when my HATRED towards Apple began, when they started trying to control everything.
    - I dislike being controlled. Fortunately, I don't need any more money.

    The fact that most people are "believers" in an imaginary person AND that most people seem to like when Apple tells them what they should and should not like tells me that Atheists will have a hard time converting anyone .... from Apple or worshiping false gods/imaginary entities.

    I don't eat McDonalds, don't drink Coke, don't got to movies, don't watch network TV, don't read newspapers, avoid eating anything from a can or box, don't have a normal phone, or a monthly cell phone plan. I use SIP/VoIP and a pay-as-you-go SIM card in a $20 phone.

    Some may call me part of the counter-culture. I simply think that most people are stupid to believe in imaginary, unprovable things. Some of my family members who are really smart scientifically, are also stupid due to religions. A few - with lots of money - also buy anything/everything that Apple sells. There house is lousey with Apple crap. Seriously, how many ipads, iphones, ipods does a family need? They have 8 iphones for 4 people. Probably 10 ipods between them; some for jogging, some for long trips, etc... ) there's always a reason for the new version. Last time I checked there was only 1 ipad, but that was 5 months ago. They probably have the new one already. Fortunately, they don't have any Apple computers or networking crap. They would have an AppleTV2 if I hadn't showed them XBMC to connect to their Linux running home NAS.

    1. Re:Atheist by PPH · · Score: 1

      You are an atheist only because you have yet to be touched by His noodly appendage, my son.

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  103. Feeling of Superiority? by flibbidyfloo · · Score: 1

    So, like religion, being an Apple Fanboi gives you a feeling of superiority? Where's the surprise?

  104. UK neuroscientists did base line study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they also test Thinkpad owners? Next I want to see same group check brains of anti-nuclear protesters for religious response. Then devout liberals can be tested next. Probably some comparison groups should be tested also. Maybe Corolla owners versus Prius owners?
    My point being, too many groups probably operate on emotion, make decisions on basis of emotion and actively resist influences of history & logic. Maybe UK neuroscientists can show which groups operate unhampered by knowledge of history or use of logic.

  105. Maybe there's a valid reason for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've listened to Windows users complain for the last twenty years that they wish their systems would "just work". You know, if you could just sit down and use your computer without having to constantly fix bugs, patch problems, reinstall drivers, remove malware, and so on. Well, Apple systems - whether you love 'em or hate 'em - are far closer to this ideal state than Windows PCs. You can switch on your Mac, iPhone, iPod, or iPad and be confident that it will be ready to work for you...not demand you invest an hour or more working for it first! That's very important to some people - that their devices are tools to get things done, not just things to waste time tinkering with.

    I've been using Windows and Linux systems since they were available, and had always viewed Apple from the other side of the fence. But the iPhone was an eye opener for me. Apple was changing the game by putting a tool in your hand that could completely replace the computer for a great many users, and at least supplement it while on-the-go for the majority of others. And it works! If it crashes...it takes just a minute to reboot the system. No drivers to install, no viruses bringing down your system...suddenly everyone has a tool they can actually use even if they know next to nothing about how it works! Then they follow that up with the iPad...for those that basically need a larger display. It works too!

    Finally I broke down and bought a MacBook Pro. Side-by-side with my Dell laptop, I needed the MacBook to start developing for iOS...for my iPhone. Guess what? The Dell went bye-bye as soon as I discovered how user-friendly and reliable my MacBook was! Seriously...it does it all,,,and it does almost everything BETTER! No longer do I worry about "patch Tuesday" and BSOD. System updates are automatic. It never freezes, the browser doesn't have memory leaks like IE that eventually bring your system to a crawl, the UI is clean and intuitive...and finally I feel as if my computer and my phone are real tools...not some sort of hobby kit or science project that requires constant tinkering to make them work. Does this bring me peace of mind? You bet it does!

  106. Conclusion is backwards by Livius · · Score: 1

    What this is showing is that religious imagery triggers the same areas of the brain as tribal-based loyalty between otherwise highly similar versions of the same product, not the other way around. (In the case of religion, the 'brand' is the set of metaphors for the identical features of human nature.)

  107. This has happened before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would tend to believe that the vi v. emacs debate activates the same portions of the brain...

  108. Problem is you're calling yourself an "athiest". by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    When are people who are a part of the faithful herd (regardless of the faithful herd) going to accept that not being a member of your religion is not a leap of faith?
    (Answer: never)

    IMHO you're getting this partly because you're misbranding yourself as an athiest when you appear to actually be a non-militant agnostic.

    Non-god-belief comes in (at least) three forms:

      - Athiesm: "I KNOW there is no God / are no dieties."
      - Militant agnosticism: "I don't know if there is/are and I KNOW that YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER."
      - Non-militant agnosticism: "I have no idea. (But non-belief doesn't seem to matter {except in interacting with militant believers} so Occam's razor argues that not assuming one exists is a more easily used working hypothesis)."

    The first two are arguably religions.

    Yes, some of them will STILL make the claim. Their memes run:
      1) Blah
      2) Blah blah
      3) Blah blah blah ...
      100) Anyone who doesn't believe this will rot in hell.
    so they're trying to do you a big favor. B-b

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  109. Re:Apple fanboys are as irrational as religious fo by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    No, they are not. At least they believe in something that actually exists unlike the billions of nutjobs who believe in an imaginary deity.

    I hate to break this to you... But the device that "just works" doesn't exist. This is evident by all the sites which exist to support issues with this "just works" device.

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  110. So wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists tested the brains reaction to pictures and were surprised when the brain responded the same way when it was exposed to ... more pictures?

  111. And this is news HOW? by snemarch · · Score: 1

    Oh, I see - scientists have found the crApple fans actually have brains. Who would'a thunk?!

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  112. Kosher laws. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    There has been a lot of debate about the reasons for biblical mandates among Jewish rabbis, and the kosher laws are no exception.

    If you look at the kosher laws and compare them to the rituals practiced by the other religions in Egypt around the time of the exodus, you'll see an interesting relationship: Following the kosher laws means you can't participate in some important ritual of each of the other religions, and nearly all the kosher laws have at least one known religious ritual they block.

    Example: One had a ritual feast with a main dish consisting of a young goat cooked in its mother's milk. Not kosher to eat a mix of meat and milk, so can't participate.

    = = = =

    Regarding pork: In addition to the issue of disease transmission due to similar biochemistry, pigs were also something of an ecological disaster for some of the enfironments in the area. Other religions than Judaism have (unexplained and apparently arbitrary) prohibitions on them.

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  113. Re:PC Fanboys will eat this up! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Um, Macs are PCs...as PC stands for Personal Computer, as opposed to Mainframe Computers. I have always wondered about the logic of calling it PC vs Mac, when both are PCs...

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  114. The sample size leaves a bit to be desired by Zomalaja · · Score: 1

    From the linked article
    "the editor of World of Apple, Alex Brooks, an Apple worshipper who claims to think about Apple 24 hours a day"
    That one person was their test subject..........

  115. Re:Religions stimulate “Apple-like” re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, Apple sues all major religions for infringing on Apple's patented methods of marketing.

  116. Funny but possibly a grain of truth. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    The truth is, a number of dusty little abrahamic "deities" have hijacked the portions of the brain that evolved to appreciate Apple products ...

    It can be argued that religion and advertising have BOTH hijacked a portion of the brain that evolved to do something else (or possibly just showed up randomly, wasn't detrimental enough to get selected out, and hung around until random gene loss made it pervasive by eliminating the alternatives).

    Religions can be quite detrimental to their adherents. So either the region's other hypothetical "proper function(s)" (like that of prion protein) is important or some religions convey enough survival benefits (like sickle cell trait vs. malaria) that the harm is more than offset by the benefit.

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  117. Re:funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how you said:

    . I'm neither gay or a supporter of rights other than "human" rights for all but we should treat all people with respect regardless of how we feel about their way of life or political views.

    And ALSO said:

    Why is it that atheists on the internet ... [lots of derogatory stuff about atheists]

    Normally you have to tie a couple of posts together to illustrate hypocrisy.But to challenge your point more directly - I think most "newly minted" atheists behave like you state; they're still shaking the God shit and tend to be a little more angry about it. It tends to fade after a while.

  118. Sheesh! How utterly absurd! by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    Apple as a religion! Please!

    https://img.skitch.com/20091224-fsari6fkwrururpcsinf6r6mnd.jpg

    St. Jobs, pray for me! Now and at the time of the Slashdotting!

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  119. Kids with Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The future genertion kids would say A for Apple (not the real apple but show the Apple products Iphone, Ipad),

  120. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like we didn't know!

  121. Church of Amiga? by LoadWB · · Score: 1

    Common sense is old news.

  122. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by synapse7 · · Score: 1

    This explains the magic.

  123. Quit yer whining by Dreth · · Score: 1

    The bashing here is pretty much towards anything overrated and/or underdeveloped, I find it pretty evenly-spread.

    The only thing that isn't bashed as much, are Linux-type OSs, yet they do inherit a lot of jokes, not from the faults, but the abstract anatomy of their users.

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  124. Sports fans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.. what is the difference between sports fans and their stadium then?
    They are very religious in their support too?
    The way some of the fans react, it can be positively violent (like soccer in Europe)

    1. Re:Sports fans? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      A Giants fan was beaten into a coma by a couple sacks of filth at a Dodger game earlier this year. He's in what seems to be a permanent vegetative state now.

      Then again, ubergeeks can't attack people with Apple products because they'd get their sad little loser faces smacked around. :-D

  125. Evolution backwards by wavedeform · · Score: 1

    The summary says: "According to the scientists, this suggests that the big tech brands have harnessed, or exploit, the brain areas that have evolved to process religion."

    Isn't it really that religion evolved to exploit some quirk in brain structure?

  126. And another study... by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

    And another study shows that Apple haters' brains have a remarkable similarity to those of anti-semites, homophobes, Michael Moore and chimpanzees, in which the portions of the brain normally devoted to respecting others are shriveled, while tumor-like enlargements are found in the parts which control the flinging of poo, jealousy and the overwhelming urge to need someone else to insult before self-esteem can occur.

    People who are so overwhelmingly stupid and arrogant as to judge others by the brand of computer or phone they buy do not deserve jobs in tech. About the only place they should have a job is in a dairy where they can use their natural tendency to shovel bullshit to the advantage of others.

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    1. Re:And another study... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's all the real geeks have left. They see computers becoming appliances that five year old kids can use. They are getting old, and realizing that the nerds did not take over the world, but were used hard by the traditional power elite to make to world more controlled, more fractured. They aren't special anymore. No one gives a shit if they can write a one line C program to do their taxes.

      So they rant. They howl their lamentations about how anyone who buys or likes anything the ubergeeks don't is just part of the Marching Morons, and try to convince themselves their l33t skillZ are the One True Path to Enlightenment.

    2. Re:And another study... by Caerdwyn · · Score: 1

      Exactly. While the O/S Illuminati are hand-tweaking their RAM timings for 1% better score in Linpack, the rest of the world is using their computers for unimportant things. Designing water delivery systems for third-world nations. Processing photos. Placing an order with a supplier for another car engine diagnostics station that their newly-hired mechanic will need. Checking Kepler data to look for exoplanets. Making a night elf cry in Tol Barad (the most important thing of all).

      Pretty dumb, we sheeple. No wonder the extreme overclockers get all the girls.

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  127. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

    I know it's totally out of context, but allow me some creative license:

    "primitive fire-based cooking"

    Not like the laser based cooking we have now.

  128. Er... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Isn't that just called advertising and/or marketing? Is this really anything new?

    You know, how some guys might invoke Apple in order to draw more attention to their little documentary.

    Love how the thread turned into a squabbling mass of loons about the definition of atheism. You people... honestly...

  129. So Jasper Fforde was right .. by Da1ek · · Score: 1

    In Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next series of books, the bad guys are the Goliath Corporation ( http://www.goliathcorp.com/index2.html ) a huge mega corp that effectively run the country (UK) behind the scenes. They decide at one stage set out to become a religion .. all makes sense now :)

    Love it when fact and fiction line up like this :)

    Think it was the 4th book " Something Rotten " if memory serves..

  130. Smilar study and result on people who watch BBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit Brain-dead Corporation makes great documentaries for intellectually challenged.

  131. Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution, Or more precisely, the idea that some portion of the human brain would "evolve to process religious imagery" is the exact point where I lost interest. It just does not compute.

  132. fanboyism vs atheism? by Yxven · · Score: 1

    Are there any guesses on how fanboyism correlates with atheism?

    It would be interesting to learn if atheists were more likely to fill their religious gap with consumer products or if atheists were also less likely to become fanboys.

    Disclaimer: I'm an atheist that avoids apple.
    Disclaimer: correlation != causation

  133. Common sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religion at its core is designed to help people cope with the complexities of human existence and relationships with the world at large. What better tool is there for making complex tasks simpler than a computer (Apple-flavored of course).

  134. The alpha is absent by DrYak · · Score: 1

    What distinguishes Religion, Apple and popular dictator obsessed with a cult of personality on one side, and the lose fanboy idealists who support Linux, intellectual art-form and the likes on the other side :
    is the infrastructure.

    - Religious movement have usually an Alpha.
    We're social beings. With a hierarchical organisation of society (as opposite to cats who are only optionally social, and when together, aren't much structured, only a herd). So we're more or less programmed to follow a leader, trust our parents, and the like. Religious persons happen to be on the "more" rather on the "less" side. A monotheistic deity is the absolute over-alpha figure.
    Most of the religions have a prominent figure to concentrate attention on him/her. There is an iconic personality. A high priest everybody follow.
    Be it a Pope or whatever is head of your brand of monothesitic religion, Steve Jobs, the Dictator, etc. There's a personality on whom to concentrate attention. You whach him/her, follow him/her, attend to his/her speaches, wait with anxiety for his announcements, etc. His the point of focus of the ecstatic religious experience.

    On the Linux side and FSF, well... hum. Linus Torvalds and RMS are much more quieter personality. Linus doesn't make a show out of himself, he just get his work done. And nobody really listens to RMS. Most people consider him as a rambling lunatic, although history tends to show that the guy indeed has a point. There is no worshipping of strong leaders as per se. Fanboys might defend there idea but they are much more losely based. It has much more to do with a sense of value and ideology and belonging to some kind of lose group (something akin to patriotism if we want to compare with known behaviour). No real alpha.

    - Religious movement have rituals.
    Religious people tend to group together and to mutually sustain the typical ecstatic state associated with religious experiences. The religious followers meet together in churches, attends specific big masses and religious ceremonies, etc.
    Apple follower are excited when entering an Apple Store, they all massively follow Apple's conferences, not only attending them, but listening to webcasts even in the middle of the night if residing on a different timezone. There's much anticipation about what next great thing will be announced by Jobs himself. Etc. (It's not a coincidence if the iPhone is sometime ridiculed as a "Jesus Phone". And fans waiting for the latest iAnnouncement of the latest iProduct are compared to waiting for the second coming).
    (And you can keep the comparison with Dictator's public speech, rallies, parades, etc. where the worshiping is stimulated).

    Meanwhile, in Linux land, well.... okay maybe a few will be happy when a new version of their own specific favourite distro is release. When something or some project of certain notoriety hit some milestone, there might be a few beer parties thrown here and there, and a few people gathering together, but that would be more like a pretext to do some socializing with like minded people. Nothing like the huge "let's all get excited together" quasi-religious masses of Apple. There's no strong sense of anticipation.

    So on one side we see more people banding together in quasi sheep-like following. On the other hand you have a bunch of raving individualists. Both can get equally annoying, but the underlying mechanisms are different, because these people are all different.

    That's also why you'll always have Apple followers on one hand and Linux fanboys on the other. None can take over the other, they just function in completely different ways.

    In fact I think that its too separate population. Extremist people who have brains tuned for religion will tend to go for Apple, because it fills the need for ecstatic shared experience that their specially wired brain needs. On the other hand extremists of the more individualistic persuation will cather more toward Linux or the like, because they like the ideology etc. (Not specially attracted by RMS, or because they love to attends Dawkins conferences).

    And in the middle, you'll find a bunch of pragmatists which use whatever is the most suitable to their needs, without needing to pay much attention to the trolling of the other groups.

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  135. The Power of Prayer :) by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

    On your first point, you'd have to prove that a god doesn't exist as much as the religious would have to prove a god exists. It's unprovable.

    First, you can prove to me that the earth is the center of the universe and that the heavens move in relation to our center.
    Second, you can prove to me that spontaneous human creation is possible.

    Work on those and then we'll consider moving on to the bigger stuff.

    I'll also throw in "the power of prayer". Show me a double blind study proving that prayer has a statistically significant impact on anything beyond a placebo effect.

    1. Re:The Power of Prayer :) by mldi · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you're referencing a specific religion's deity. I don't believe I was being specific to a religion at all. I didn't say "you can't prove Christianity to be right or wrong".

      Furthermore, WTF is with the earth is the center thing? Are you being serious or just trollin'? Because I honestly can't tell a difference with an ignorant comment like that.

      As for the prayer thing, you're confusing religion and religious practices with the idea that a god (or some form of it) might exist.

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  136. Makes total sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just shows that a good marketing team give people a certain response to a product. Over the past few thousand years or so you get religious leaders applying their know-how of the way people work to get people to 'buy' their stories. Apple have just been doing the same thing within the last 10 years.

  137. The same test by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

    should be applied to those on either side of the global warming debate. I would love to see those results (preferably in a shiny powerpoint presentation)

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  138. Dear Troll, by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Why is it that atheists on the internet spend so much more time talking about god on the internet than people of faith

    They don't. Try spending time with actual Christians, it's about all they discuss. You may not know it but there is a very large community of online nuns and priests that discuss primarily, matters of theology, at least in the Church of England.

    As an atheist, I wish them well.

    What you have here is bias, bias without fact being used to back up an ill thought out point.

    I don't know about you but I'm a little sick and tired of all of the anonymous "buttsecks" trolls on here. It seems to me that these PC using trolls seem obsessed with it.

    Here we have the part that demonstrates you are well and truely detached from reality.

    You attempt to vilify them using a negative connotation (anal intercourse) then you tie them to the object that you feel most threatened by (wintel based PC's).

    In extreme irony, you are the very object you deride. You are using an irrational hate to justify your point, this is evident by the fact that you must use insults rather then logic to get your point across. You also use thought terminating cliche's to prevent readers from questioning your point. By doing so, you've helped prove the case against you, a neutral observer must accept that "PC's are bad" which is the exact tactic of certain evangelical preists "Sin is bad"

    Grow up already for crying out loud.

    You need to do this.

    So does the person who modded you up.

    Believe me as an atheist who knows enough theists to have insights into their community. Oh, we are both also rational enough to respect each others positions on the subject of God.

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  139. No more fanboys: Apple Acolytes, Adepts and Angels by lpq · · Score: 1

    They can now claim they've gone beyond being fanboys...they are now Acolytes of the new religion. Of course those with moderate experience are Adepts... At the higher levels, Adepts. And of course, Apple Angels -- they can lay hands on a bricked iphone, purge it of unauthorized software and restore it to life.

  140. Religious scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means apple just like other religious scams all use the same marketing scheme.

  141. Ummm... by hazydave · · Score: 1

    Duh. Everyone knows Apple is a religion. This is like studying the effect of guys seeing beer or tits, and being surprised that they're stimulated in the way everyone else in the country knows as a given.

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  142. Secular humanism is a religion as well by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    Secular humanists are no less religious, so is it not a religion because it has no God? Does Gaea count?

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  143. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    Heh. I was trying to come up with a non-ambiguous way of putting that, and failed to come up with something. My real point was that a modern oven is a lot better at heating food all the way through, but now I think about it, we do use microwaves for cooking as well as fire these days. Microwave ovens are generally pretty good at destroying bacteria.

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  144. bitten apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, they did bit the apple (like a certain Adam).

  145. Apple Exists; But God??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think it more accurate to say "religion causes Apple-like reaction in brains".

  146. Uh I think religion is the original exploiter here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " According to the scientists, this suggests that the big tech brands have harnessed, or exploit, the brain areas that have evolved to process religion."

    Uh that would be religion had long ago learned to harness/hijack those parts of the brain that evolved to understand some human created objects, processes and behaviors as having extreme life-preserving and therefore absolute value.

    Let's get causality running in the right direction here. There is no survival value to believing that if you pray, something in your material world will be better since it's not true.

  147. The correct term for it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The correct term for this phenomenon is "Fanboy". It's not specific to Apple; they can be found in many other common varieties such as Sony, Microsoft, Windows, Linux, Halo, PS3, WoW, and so on.
    You can commonly find the North American Fanboy in both Urban and Sub-Urban environments. While they do indeed flock towards Apple outlet stores, you can find them congregating near any name-brand outlet store or stripmall. Comic book shops and video game or small electronics stores seem to have a disproportionately large number of them, although the exact reasons are still unknown to researchers.

    Although similar in terms of outward appearance, the Northern Anti-Fanboy is notably more aggressive and hostile. Attempting to use reasonable words and tones of voice will often enrage them further, so experts advise the unprepared against any form of conversation with one. This is in stark contrast to the more relaxed and mild-mannered Fanboy, who will usually simply babble harmlessly and ignore anything you say.

    Both species of Fanboyus Maximus are considered as only slightly dangerous, although caution should be used in or around Event Premiers and Product Launches. They both also share the same trait of approaching you without invitation, as if you cared about the depths of their personal Devotion to whatever Cause they pushing on you. Of the two, it is difficult to say which is harder to deal with. On one hand, the Fanboy, or fanbois irritatus, will appear quietly and produce a low hum which follows you around for great distances, which grows more bothersome as time goes on until you begin contemplating murder. But on the other hand, the brashness of the Anti-Fanboy, or fanbois trollissimus, creates a much more charged and potentially violent, or even more likely publicly embarrassing, situation.

    Due to the recent proliferation of both Fanboy and Anti-Fanboy species, the U.S. Fish, Wildlife, and Parks Department has officially opened the Season year round. Hunters will be able to purchase tags in sets of 6 Fanboys per person, but there will be no tag required for Anti-Fanboys due to the recent Smartphone-fueled growth of their numbers.

  148. Re:Apple fanboys are as irrational as religious fo by npsimons · · Score: 1

    At least they believe in something that actually exists unlike the billions of nutjobs who believe in an imaginary deity.

    I'd have to take issue with that; most Apple fanbois believe in the technological superiority of Apple products over everything else, which is questionable at best. Many of them also tend to proseletize quite strongly, and ignore the bad things that Apple does, much like catholics gloss over pederasty.

  149. Re:..brain regions which evolved to process religi by Unkyjar · · Score: 1

    Food still gets cooked all the way through over open flame, it's really cook times to do that that have dropped in the modern era.

  150. Re:Religions stimulate “Apple-like” re by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13416598 Superbrands' success fuelled by sex, religion and gossip - note that sex comes before religion (pun intended).

    People who don't get any, focus on the "religion" part.

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  151. Something does not compute here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple fans.
    Brains.

    Heh.

  152. Story has it backwards by Dast · · Score: 1

    Religion has learned to exploit the part of our brain that was meant for the appreciation of Apple products.

    Get it right!

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  153. Re:Apple fanboys are as irrational as religious fo by KugelKurt · · Score: 1

    No, they are not. At least they believe in something that actually exists unlike the billions of nutjobs who believe in an imaginary deity.

    I hate to break this to you... But the device that "just works" doesn't exist.

    Huh? Which device? Apple is a company and it exists.

  154. Re:Apple fanboys are as irrational as religious fo by KugelKurt · · Score: 1

    At least they believe in something that actually exists unlike the billions of nutjobs who believe in an imaginary deity.

    I'd have to take issue with that; most Apple fanbois believe in the technological superiority of Apple products over everything else, which is questionable at best. Many of them also tend to proseletize quite strongly, and ignore the bad things that Apple does, much like catholics gloss over pederasty.

    Still: Apple exists. Their products exists.
    They might feel different about the products than you do but that doesn't dispute the existence of Apple and the products.

    Deities on the other hand do not exist. They are made-up explanations for natural events from pre-science times. Today it is actually known what causes thunder and rain and so on.

    Even though the same brain chemistry might be triggered, fully equating passionate product users to religion is simply false. Not only is it false, it makes a point in favor of religion as in: "See, Apple exists and causes the brain chemistry as religion does. Conclusion: God must trigger the brain chemistry for religion or why would anybody have it?"
    Naa, that's retarded.

    Die hard Apple fans might be wacky but at least they are not completely delusional as religious people who hear voices, have visions, and similar bullshit one would go to the mental hospital if she/he wasn't protected by religious freedom.