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  1. I know why.... on Microsoft Pushes Windows To Battle Linux In Africa · · Score: 5, Funny

    A rich Nigerian prince gave them 25 million dollars because they helped him transfer some funds. Microsoft gave him copies of Windows in return.

  2. Re:Not interested on Kazaa Founder Wants Us To Find "Legitimate" Files · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot to install Bonzi Buddy. And I can send you some really cool smileys for free!

  3. Re:Once again kids: on Student Charged With Three Felonies For Finding Security Flaw — and Report · · Score: 1

    At this rate, I'll be surprised if people even call the cops or the fire department to report a crime/fire.

    How dare you say that people should call the cops in case of a crime?! They're busily trying to invade our privacy and waste our money, and you have the audacity to say they should do their jobs? You, sir, are truly un-American. You make me sick.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    (That was sarcasm, for the sarcasm-impaired.)

  4. Re:Are you kidding? on Best OS For Netbooks and Underpowered Tablets? · · Score: 1

    DOS? *ducks*

  5. Re:Whoa on DRM-Free Classic Games Store Opens To Public · · Score: 1

    It's like I died and got zombified in the better part of the 90's!

    So that was you in that Micheal Jackson video!

  6. Simple on Oz High Court Hears Landmark TV Guide Copyright Case · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is no copyright on non-creative works. A schedule isn't creative.

  7. Re:OFFTOPIC RANT on Opera Develops Search Engine For Web Developers · · Score: 1

    You mean farked.

  8. Re:Three-fourths Autobiographical? on XKCD Invited To New Yorker "Cartoon-Off" · · Score: 1

    This is Cory Doctorow. I just want my cape back.

  9. Re:A lot of my "liberal" friends seem to agree on Linux As a Model For a New Government? · · Score: 1

    either have to find lots of grave space or learn to live with the stench.

    Easy. Turn on the LHC, and it should generate a black hole. Then dump all the dead in the black hole and turn off the LHC. (Someone must have done this with DNF, that explains why we'll never see it in our lifetime.)

  10. Re:RealPlayer? on Linux Now an Equal Flash Player · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's [loading...] a [loading...] multimedia [loading...] player/viewer [loading...].

  11. No! on Baldness Gene Discovered — 1 In 7 Men "At Risk" · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is un-American! This is going to kill jobs, because wig makers will go out of business! Damn commie scientists!

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!

  12. Re:Thats not really news... on Elcomsoft Claims WPA/WPA2 Cracking Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    And for joe sixpack

    Palin? Is that you?

  13. Re:Looks Like I'm Safe on Elcomsoft Claims WPA/WPA2 Cracking Breakthrough · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't want someone getting my data just after my 128,299,838,295th birthday!

    Tell us if they release Duke Nukem Forever by your 128 billionth birthday.

  14. Dial M for on Microsoft's New Programming Language, "M" · · Score: 1

    Microsoft!

  15. Re:Game music on The Blending of Music and Games · · Score: 1

    YES. Doom had such great music, which made it so much fun to play. The gameplay didn't even matter sometimes, it was just about the music. Even many of the PWADs had good music.

    These days, it's all about "i g0t ub3r hax0r gamin6 $yst3m with ub3r gr@phiX!!!!11!" Honestly, I don't give a shit about graphics, seeing as I have never owned anything more than a mobo-integrated video card. The music does it for me, which is the same reason I enjoy playing oldies like Revenge of Shinobi and Phantasy Star.

  16. Re:Fuck Chess on NASA Holding Space Vs. Earth Chess Game · · Score: 1

    I guess you're ruled out, then.

  17. Re:Electric Gas Cans? on Plug-in Hybrids May Not Go Mainstream, Toyota Says · · Score: 1

    They should design hybrids so that the transmission switches the energy source. Higher gears switch to battery power, lower gears switch to gasoline.

  18. The reason they are implementing this on Africa Leads In IPv6 Adoption · · Score: 1

    Obviously they're doing this so that Nigerian scammers can never be traced from one IP address.

  19. Re:Don't hold your breath on Microsoft To Release Cloud-Oriented Windows OS · · Score: 1

    There is no smoke obviously. Their bong broke, and all they can actually breathe is water vapor, hence the trend that is called Cloud Computing.

  20. Re:Being special on Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, you meant to say Jack Thompson. The vacuum between his ears sucked in all the copies of Duke Nukem Forever, and we can't get them out now.

  21. Re:Being special on Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble? · · Score: 1

    I think that 5-year olds got mod points today. Seriously mods, get a sense of humor. Slashdot isn't supposed to be politically correct or anything like that.

  22. Re:You mean like... on Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble? · · Score: 1

    They will only be the same if those three million suns attract each other close enough to appear as a single mass.

  23. Re:I just got 2.4! on GIMP 2.6 Released · · Score: 1

    How about something that incorporates the mascot's name? It doesn't have to be an acronym, you know.

  24. Re:Finances & Conflict on Blizzard Awarded $6M Damages From MMOGlider · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a difference. People don't actively use computers to beat other players in chess. Rather, it was a test in the ability of computers.

  25. Re:What the problem with Gmail? on Good Email For Kids? · · Score: 1

    Anywho, he's asked for an email address because some of the content on the disney.com, nick.com, and cartoonnetwork.com require registration - which requires an email address.

    He could use Mailinator for those things. It's also useful for people that do have e-mail accounts.